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Welcome in everybody to the Craft Beer Republic.

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Thanks for drinking.

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Thanks for joining.

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I am Greg and I am being joined by one big mother bucker and that's Flex.

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What's up big fella?

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I am feeling pretty beefy today.

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Speaking of huge,

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I googled today what the largest goldfish in the world was.

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67 pound goldfish.

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Wow.

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Yeah.

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And why did this get brought up?

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I was looking at my goldfish as I was feeding him and I thought,

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wow,

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I wonder how big these guys can get.

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And sure as shit,

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67 pounds.

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Pretty gnarly.

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And how big is yours would you say?

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Like under a pound?

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Oh man,

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I would say it's like two ounces,

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three ounces.

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It's a nice size goldfish for like an at home tank.

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Sure.

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Yeah.

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We'll get there someday.

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We'll just keep putting on the pounds.

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All right.

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Well,

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thank you all for drinking and joining.

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Like I said,

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make sure you follow us on the socials
@CraftBeerRepublic and of course @FlexMeABeer_.

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In between,

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we've got lots to get to today.

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If you didn't listen last week,

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you're missing out.

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This is my interview with Preston from Red Engine Brewing,

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the new spot over in Fillmore,

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California,

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which I guess this is no mystery to anybody,

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but our top listening city of last week is Fillmore,

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California.

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Get out of town.

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Who could have seen that coming?

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So thanks Fillmore for checking in.

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Hope you liked the interview and I hope you like Preston's beer.

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A lot to get to tonight.

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Like I said,

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I did some pretty good research over the last week or so.

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I love when you do research.

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thanks.

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Yeah.

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It was good stuff.

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Got a voicemail from the homie.

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Not chew your rue.

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Got some booze news to get to.

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The regular chew.

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The regular chew.

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The Florida games happened.

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We got to recap that.

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So anyways.

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wow.

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And an eventful show to say the least.

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So let's dig right in to some hydration.

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I am loving my beer.

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I'm drinking thanks to Erica.

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Thanks Erica.

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She set this down and I'm super stoked because I've been wanting

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to try this brewery since I saw that they were announcing their

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opening and this is Shred Beer Company's Extra Sunshine Hazy IPA.

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Oh nice.

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For those who don't know,

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Shred is co-founded by the former head brewer of Arrow Lodge Brewing.

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Her name is Amy and she makes some fucking killer beers.

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So when I saw that she was opening up her own spot,

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got super excited and they're up in Erica's hood.

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So this is 7% of 413 untapped after a little over 300 ratings
and they say it's a double dry hopped hazy IPA with galaxy,

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mosaic,

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simcoe and citra hops.

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Pungent flavors and aromas of apricot sorbet,

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peach nectar,

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and fresh cut mango.

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I'm gonna dig in here as I almost knock my glass over.

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Oh that looks really good.

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Really hazy.

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Great color,

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great haziness to it.

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It almost looks like my beer.

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They do look very similar.

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You just got a little better lighting in yours.

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Mine's against a black t-shirt but yeah.

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All right on the schnoz.

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It feels like mango,

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maybe a little bit of that peach I'm picking up there.

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Very fruity bouquet of sniffs.

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Let me dig in with the old tongue.

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- On the jobay.

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- Bokoa.

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Bokoa.

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(laughing)

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Ooh,

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I'm the old tongue Joe,

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babe.

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Lots of juicy,

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like these hops were late edition hops,

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lots of tropical juiciness.

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the peach comes through.

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I'm not picking up on tons of apricot,

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but I am getting that fresh cut mango real heavy.

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by the way,

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everybody,

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he meant apricot.

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uh,

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no,

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I said it right the first time.

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We're good.

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Don't,

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don't worry.

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I nailed it.

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Yeah.

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After I corrected you that it's apricot.

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I got it.

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This is great.

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And this is so easy to drink and does not
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dangerous zipper.

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uh,

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thanks to Erica for sending this down and cheers to shred.

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I can't wait to come up there and check that spot out.

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Maybe I'll crash at Erica's house and come home drunk.

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She actually sent me a shred beer as well that I trounced actually,

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uh,

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like a week ago.

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Wasn't this one,

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was it?

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No,

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I would have felt terrible if it was,

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it was this,

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uh,

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fat,

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nasty triple West coast.

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Oh,

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that nasty was called supernatural.

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The canner was wild.

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probably post something about it because I did take pictures.

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I'm just lazy as fuck.

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but yeah,

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it was like 11%,

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just your 100% true classic West coast.

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Nice.

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Dig it.

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Thanks,

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Erica.

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Yeah.

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Thanks.

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Send us some good shit.

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Uh,

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all right.

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I want to start off the show with an apology.

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I'd like to apologize to this three pack of
beers that I found in my fridge last week.

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This all makes sense now.

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Cause I'm like,

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who do you apologize to?

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mostly nobody.

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Uh,

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but I was cleaning out my kegerator.

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I needed to go get some CO2 and I opened up my keger and sometimes I
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And I was like,

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Oh no.

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And as soon as it's very distinguishable,

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as soon as I saw it,

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three cans of there does not exist.

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fuck,

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when was this from?

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And I checked the date.

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It was literally a year old.

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God damn it.

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So my apologies.

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Did you dump them or are you,

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I was okay.

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Good.

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I was going to say like,

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don't make any rash decisions.

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I am not an animal.

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Come on.

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Beer is beer.

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I mean,

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if anything,

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it's more like a science situation now.

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Yeah.

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I mean,

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I drank them cause uh,

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you know,

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time was of the essence and they were still fine
that the hop flavor had subdued a little bit.

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but you know,

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there wasn't bad.

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It just wasn't as good as it could be.

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Correct.

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That's I understand that.

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Yeah.

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So I'm proud of you for doing that.

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Yeah.

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So I'm,

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I'm sorry.

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It takes a big man to admit when he's wrong and I'm a big man.

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So my apologies to those three beers that I left behind for so long.

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Uh,

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what else?

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when ax throwing over the weekend,

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the first time.

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Nope.

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Not for,

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you know,

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like fifth time or something like that.

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Okay.

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So you're a pro.

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Yeah.

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And they serve beer,

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which I always laugh at.

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I'm like,

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man,

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that insurance must be high.

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It's brilliant.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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They always have local shit.

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Uh,

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like they always have tarantula Hill and naughty pine.

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I had a pale rider from a pedals Monica's beer over there.

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they were one of the ones that really liked having a Monica and I's a collab.

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The,

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these guavas are making me thirsty.

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They had that on steady rotation while that was still in supply.

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So a shout out to the mighty ax for having some good beer on tap.

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But I bring this up because it was a Shannon's.

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It was the wife's nephew's birthday.

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And we're like,

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we'll take a max ring.

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Cause his mom was out of town.

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How old is he?

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If he's a nephew turn 15.

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Oh,

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okay.

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So we took him over there.

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He had never been before.

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I was like,

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this is great.

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I get credit for hanging out with the kids and I get to drink beer.

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Yeah.

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you know,

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win,

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win.

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And we get to throw some sharp objects.

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Uh,

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I feel so old afterwards.

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Like I was doing the one handed ax throw.

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And by like minute,

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they teach you not to do that.

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there's two methods.

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Like there's the double handed over the head throw,

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which I can't for the life of me get down.

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And then there's the one handed like back over your shoulder throw,

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which is how I do most of my damage.

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Interesting.

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they,

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00:08:12,289 --> 00:08:13,649
they tell you like you do this or you do this.

287
00:08:13,649 --> 00:08:15,769
The spot downtown in Milwaukee,

288
00:08:15,769 --> 00:08:20,329
they put you through this whole tutorial before they let you start throwing.

289
00:08:20,330 --> 00:08:27,399
So they make sure that they show you the two
handed ax throw and not to do it with one hand.

290
00:08:27,399 --> 00:08:27,970
Oh wow.

291
00:08:27,970 --> 00:08:29,009
They show you the two hand.

292
00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:29,360
And they go,

293
00:08:29,360 --> 00:08:32,170
or you can do one hand and you hand up here over your shoulder.

294
00:08:32,170 --> 00:08:33,009
Keep her up straight.

295
00:08:33,009 --> 00:08:33,730
Yeah.

296
00:08:33,730 --> 00:08:36,210
And if they see anybody like doing one hand throws,

297
00:08:36,210 --> 00:08:37,269
I'll like step in and be like,

298
00:08:37,269 --> 00:08:37,539
Hey,

299
00:08:37,539 --> 00:08:38,589
remember guys,

300
00:08:38,589 --> 00:08:39,879
like two handed throws.

301
00:08:39,879 --> 00:08:40,610
Oh no shit.

302
00:08:40,610 --> 00:08:41,110
Yeah.

303
00:08:41,110 --> 00:08:41,370
Yeah.

304
00:08:41,370 --> 00:08:42,769
I can't do it two handed.

305
00:08:42,769 --> 00:08:43,889
Like I'm so bad.

306
00:08:43,889 --> 00:08:45,129
I think honestly,

307
00:08:45,129 --> 00:08:46,289
this is going to sound braggy.

308
00:08:46,289 --> 00:08:46,849
I don't mean that.

309
00:08:46,850 --> 00:08:53,870
I think I put too much power behind it when I'm two handed and
it just off the fucking board every time that does happen.

310
00:08:53,870 --> 00:08:54,370
So anyways,

311
00:08:54,620 --> 00:08:57,610
one handed is my style of hurting myself.

312
00:08:57,610 --> 00:08:58,809
And by like minute 48,

313
00:08:58,809 --> 00:08:59,009
my,

314
00:08:59,009 --> 00:09:01,129
my shoulder was on fire and the wife's like,

315
00:09:01,129 --> 00:09:02,850
maybe we should go for another hour.

316
00:09:02,850 --> 00:09:03,210
I was like,

317
00:09:03,210 --> 00:09:05,110
not unless I could drink a couple more beers.

318
00:09:05,110 --> 00:09:05,379
Like,

319
00:09:05,379 --> 00:09:06,129
good God,

320
00:09:06,129 --> 00:09:06,809
am I old?

321
00:09:06,809 --> 00:09:08,649
Ooh.

322
00:09:08,649 --> 00:09:11,529
That was like my first couple of times that I was hitting up those golf bays.

323
00:09:11,529 --> 00:09:12,410
It was like,

324
00:09:12,410 --> 00:09:20,180
I felt great while it was happening and you wake up the next
morning and your body feels like you got T-boned the day before,

325
00:09:20,180 --> 00:09:20,570
you know,

326
00:09:20,569 --> 00:09:24,329
and you wake up and everything on the left side of your body is just,

327
00:09:24,329 --> 00:09:25,209
yeah,

328
00:09:25,210 --> 00:09:26,970
just a little fire.

329
00:09:26,970 --> 00:09:28,490
It needs some icy hot after that one.

330
00:09:28,490 --> 00:09:32,329
So we actually need to buy more Advil because of that.

331
00:09:32,329 --> 00:09:37,089
Glad I can remind you get the Costco size.

332
00:09:37,089 --> 00:09:37,970
It sounds like you're going to need it.

333
00:09:37,970 --> 00:09:38,220
Uh,

334
00:09:38,220 --> 00:09:39,120
what else do we do?

335
00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:39,370
Oh,

336
00:09:39,370 --> 00:09:40,690
hit up a pedals and pints.

337
00:09:40,690 --> 00:09:40,850
You know,

338
00:09:40,850 --> 00:09:45,496
we were talking about the new beers that Monica released last week on the show

339
00:09:45,496 --> 00:09:50,142
when she was with us or two weeks ago when she was with us and I finally got a

340
00:09:50,142 --> 00:09:54,730
chance to stop by and try them black and blue is her new sour and chef's kiss.

341
00:09:54,730 --> 00:09:55,649
Yeah.

342
00:09:55,649 --> 00:09:56,960
That was a blackberry blueberry,

343
00:09:56,960 --> 00:09:57,370
right?

344
00:09:57,370 --> 00:09:58,289
So yeah.

345
00:09:58,289 --> 00:09:59,409
So fucking good.

346
00:09:59,410 --> 00:10:01,930
Had a couple of those and then brought a Corral at home.

347
00:10:01,930 --> 00:10:04,580
Like good God was that durlicious.

348
00:10:04,579 --> 00:10:05,730
Also had the,

349
00:10:05,809 --> 00:10:09,009
the uptempo the coffee collab with California coffee Republic.

350
00:10:09,009 --> 00:10:09,980
That one was good.

351
00:10:09,980 --> 00:10:12,170
It's a little less my speed cause it's on nitro.

352
00:10:12,170 --> 00:10:13,610
That's right.

353
00:10:13,610 --> 00:10:14,930
I'm not a huge nitro fan.

354
00:10:14,930 --> 00:10:16,290
Yeah.

355
00:10:16,289 --> 00:10:16,609
But,

356
00:10:16,610 --> 00:10:16,759
uh,

357
00:10:16,769 --> 00:10:17,779
they did a good job with it.

358
00:10:17,779 --> 00:10:21,389
It's nice and creamy and a little bit of lactose to make it more like a,

359
00:10:21,389 --> 00:10:21,610
you know,

360
00:10:21,610 --> 00:10:24,289
coffee drinking experience than just your regular coffee beer.

361
00:10:24,289 --> 00:10:25,199
So that's good stuff.

362
00:10:25,200 --> 00:10:26,110
If you like that nitro,

363
00:10:26,110 --> 00:10:26,889
go check it out.

364
00:10:26,889 --> 00:10:28,450
I was explaining to someone over the weekend,

365
00:10:28,450 --> 00:10:28,690
they're like,

366
00:10:28,690 --> 00:10:29,769
I just don't like beer.

367
00:10:29,769 --> 00:10:30,049
And I was like,

368
00:10:30,049 --> 00:10:30,490
what is it?

369
00:10:30,490 --> 00:10:31,049
Cause she was drinking,

370
00:10:31,049 --> 00:10:32,959
she had had a Pilsner and I was like,

371
00:10:32,960 --> 00:10:33,330
well,

372
00:10:33,329 --> 00:10:34,250
what is it about beer?

373
00:10:34,250 --> 00:10:35,250
Like you had the lightest,

374
00:10:35,250 --> 00:10:36,120
easiest one to drink.

375
00:10:36,120 --> 00:10:36,889
It's a Pilsner.

376
00:10:36,889 --> 00:10:37,129
She goes,

377
00:10:37,129 --> 00:10:37,649
I don't know.

378
00:10:37,649 --> 00:10:38,190
It just,

379
00:10:38,190 --> 00:10:39,290
it's so heavy.

380
00:10:39,289 --> 00:10:39,529
I was like,

381
00:10:39,529 --> 00:10:41,289
Pilsner is anything but heavy.

382
00:10:41,289 --> 00:10:42,649
And we drilled into it.

383
00:10:42,649 --> 00:10:44,129
We realized it's the carbonation.

384
00:10:44,299 --> 00:10:49,649
I was just going to say maybe the heaviness comes from the carbonation.

385
00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:50,170
Yeah,

386
00:10:50,170 --> 00:10:51,050
that's exactly what it is.

387
00:10:51,049 --> 00:10:54,769
She's a wine drinker and as we drilled into it,

388
00:10:54,769 --> 00:10:55,809
it was the carbonation.

389
00:10:55,809 --> 00:10:56,359
And I told her,

390
00:10:56,360 --> 00:10:56,850
I said,

391
00:10:56,850 --> 00:10:58,970
right now at Pedals and Pints,

392
00:10:58,970 --> 00:11:02,299
which is somewhere she's been and knows and all that stuff.

393
00:11:02,299 --> 00:11:02,569
I said,

394
00:11:02,569 --> 00:11:06,209
they have a nitro beer with coffee.

395
00:11:06,210 --> 00:11:07,370
This person loves coffee.

396
00:11:07,370 --> 00:11:08,519
Then you should go try it.

397
00:11:08,519 --> 00:11:09,850
So I'm waiting to hear back.

398
00:11:09,850 --> 00:11:11,990
I want to see if that like solved her,

399
00:11:11,990 --> 00:11:13,889
her quote unquote heaviness problem.

400
00:11:14,089 --> 00:11:14,379
Yeah.

401
00:11:14,379 --> 00:11:15,009
No carb.

402
00:11:15,009 --> 00:11:16,250
It is a lighter beer too.

403
00:11:16,250 --> 00:11:20,410
So some hazies I feel like aren't carved up a super ton.

404
00:11:20,410 --> 00:11:25,930
Sometimes you get those sours that are pretty mellow on the carbonation.

405
00:11:25,930 --> 00:11:27,690
Exactly.

406
00:11:27,690 --> 00:11:29,730
There's tons of options out there.

407
00:11:29,730 --> 00:11:30,200
Yes.

408
00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:30,690
Yes,

409
00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:31,580
there is.

410
00:11:31,579 --> 00:11:31,929
What else?

411
00:11:31,930 --> 00:11:32,210
Oh,

412
00:11:32,210 --> 00:11:35,970
we're talking about that coffee beer and we got like all weird and we're like,

413
00:11:35,970 --> 00:11:36,700
Hey,

414
00:11:36,700 --> 00:11:39,490
what's it Somalia coffee.

415
00:11:39,490 --> 00:11:40,089
I looked it up.

416
00:11:40,110 --> 00:11:41,809
It's called a Q grader.

417
00:11:41,809 --> 00:11:43,750
Can I get that in a sentence,

418
00:11:43,750 --> 00:11:44,009
please?

419
00:11:44,009 --> 00:11:48,730
The coffee nerd is a certified Q grader.

420
00:11:48,730 --> 00:11:50,700
Like Q U E?

421
00:11:50,700 --> 00:11:51,009
Nope.

422
00:11:51,009 --> 00:11:51,970
Just the letter.

423
00:11:51,970 --> 00:11:52,930
Sesame street style.

424
00:11:52,930 --> 00:11:54,000
The letter Q.

425
00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:54,289
Yeah.

426
00:11:54,289 --> 00:11:55,720
Like a Q tip.

427
00:11:55,720 --> 00:11:56,069
Yeah,

428
00:11:56,069 --> 00:11:56,490
right.

429
00:11:56,490 --> 00:11:56,649
Yeah,

430
00:11:56,649 --> 00:11:57,049
exactly.

431
00:11:57,049 --> 00:11:57,409
Q tip.

432
00:11:57,410 --> 00:12:01,250
And it says it's the closest equivalent to a Somalia in the coffee industry.

433
00:12:01,250 --> 00:12:02,370
It's a Q grader.

434
00:12:02,370 --> 00:12:08,049
Q graders are certified as expert tasters
or cuppers by the coffee quality institute.

435
00:12:08,049 --> 00:12:11,970
The CQI offers two Q level certifications,

436
00:12:11,970 --> 00:12:13,809
Arabica and Robusta.

437
00:12:13,809 --> 00:12:14,089
Oh,

438
00:12:14,089 --> 00:12:15,209
the more you know,

439
00:12:15,210 --> 00:12:15,650
I guess.

440
00:12:15,649 --> 00:12:20,490
So there's some nerdy coffee shit for you.

441
00:12:20,490 --> 00:12:22,529
And I had to bring this up.

442
00:12:22,529 --> 00:12:25,649
We'll get to the reason why I thought you would love it in just a second.

443
00:12:25,649 --> 00:12:27,940
Went to pale last,

444
00:12:27,940 --> 00:12:28,330
last week.

445
00:12:28,329 --> 00:12:29,329
Personally or the list?

446
00:12:29,329 --> 00:12:29,429
Oh,

447
00:12:29,430 --> 00:12:30,130
you're going to love this.

448
00:12:30,129 --> 00:12:31,100
Okay.

449
00:12:31,100 --> 00:12:32,059
So the first half,

450
00:12:32,059 --> 00:12:33,089
whatever the second half,

451
00:12:33,089 --> 00:12:34,849
this is where we're going to get into it.

452
00:12:36,279 --> 00:12:37,289
Went to pale fest,

453
00:12:37,289 --> 00:12:39,569
which is put on by institution brewing out here,

454
00:12:39,570 --> 00:12:40,529
institutionales.

455
00:12:40,529 --> 00:12:42,570
And last year had a blast.

456
00:12:42,570 --> 00:12:46,169
This year is a little less exciting,

457
00:12:46,169 --> 00:12:49,289
but it's all pales and congrats to made West.

458
00:12:49,289 --> 00:12:49,840
They won.

459
00:12:49,840 --> 00:12:50,490
Hey,

460
00:12:50,490 --> 00:12:52,120
I hear you really liked their pale.

461
00:12:52,120 --> 00:12:53,250
I do really like it.

462
00:12:53,250 --> 00:12:55,639
So fucking good.

463
00:12:55,639 --> 00:12:58,850
It's the best pale in the area.

464
00:12:58,850 --> 00:13:00,340
Anyways,

465
00:13:00,340 --> 00:13:01,450
congrats to them.

466
00:13:01,450 --> 00:13:01,919
And I,

467
00:13:01,919 --> 00:13:02,850
I missed it.

468
00:13:02,850 --> 00:13:03,049
They,

469
00:13:03,049 --> 00:13:05,169
they tapped out of a Brit's pale before he got there.

470
00:13:05,169 --> 00:13:06,210
I hope she still has it on tap.

471
00:13:06,210 --> 00:13:06,779
Anyways,

472
00:13:06,779 --> 00:13:08,529
did that had a couple of beers.

473
00:13:08,529 --> 00:13:11,450
It was a little less exciting than it has been in the past.

474
00:13:11,450 --> 00:13:15,090
So we bounced and we went over to a bottle and pint,

475
00:13:15,090 --> 00:13:19,820
which is where Spencer of made West Spencer
does a little beer pouring on the weekends.

476
00:13:19,820 --> 00:13:20,809
This is a Sunday.

477
00:13:20,809 --> 00:13:21,129
Love me.

478
00:13:21,129 --> 00:13:22,649
So yeah.

479
00:13:22,649 --> 00:13:25,570
Do you have this problem where when you Uber,

480
00:13:25,570 --> 00:13:27,860
you feel like you should drink more like,

481
00:13:27,860 --> 00:13:28,409
cause you know,

482
00:13:28,409 --> 00:13:29,370
you're not driving.

483
00:13:29,370 --> 00:13:30,279
Right.

484
00:13:30,279 --> 00:13:32,610
Like I got to get my Uber's money worth.

485
00:13:32,970 --> 00:13:34,620
I got to tell you what,

486
00:13:34,620 --> 00:13:35,570
I'm so old,

487
00:13:35,570 --> 00:13:36,129
Greg,

488
00:13:36,129 --> 00:13:37,250
how old is he?

489
00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:41,970
I've really never gone out and gotten hammered and had to Uber home.

490
00:13:41,970 --> 00:13:42,389
Oh,

491
00:13:42,389 --> 00:13:43,169
I mean,

492
00:13:43,169 --> 00:13:44,110
neither have I,

493
00:13:44,110 --> 00:13:44,509
like,

494
00:13:44,509 --> 00:13:46,809
I just got to the point where I just started,

495
00:13:46,809 --> 00:13:47,500
you know,

496
00:13:47,500 --> 00:13:49,169
over drinking at home.

497
00:13:49,169 --> 00:13:51,129
So I never needed the Uber.

498
00:13:51,129 --> 00:13:51,529
Sure.

499
00:13:51,529 --> 00:13:51,769
I mean,

500
00:13:51,769 --> 00:13:52,210
that makes,

501
00:13:52,210 --> 00:13:53,649
it saves a lot of money doing it that way.

502
00:13:53,649 --> 00:13:54,450
So I can't,

503
00:13:54,450 --> 00:13:56,370
I can't honestly answer your question,

504
00:13:56,370 --> 00:13:58,730
but I could understand the thought process of yes,

505
00:13:58,730 --> 00:14:00,029
it would make me want to drink more.

506
00:14:00,029 --> 00:14:00,610
Yeah.

507
00:14:00,610 --> 00:14:00,850
I mean,

508
00:14:00,850 --> 00:14:01,570
we Ubered out there.

509
00:14:01,570 --> 00:14:02,549
We thought it'd be a party.

510
00:14:02,549 --> 00:14:03,129
We got there.

511
00:14:03,129 --> 00:14:04,809
We didn't know anybody there at first.

512
00:14:04,809 --> 00:14:08,970
And then finally like Philly from VCBC showed
up and a couple other brewer friends showed up.

513
00:14:08,970 --> 00:14:09,259
So then,

514
00:14:09,259 --> 00:14:09,649
you know,

515
00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:10,529
we had a few beers,

516
00:14:10,529 --> 00:14:10,850
but nothing,

517
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,210
definitely could have driven home,

518
00:14:12,210 --> 00:14:13,610
but we'd already Uber there.

519
00:14:13,610 --> 00:14:13,809
Like,

520
00:14:13,809 --> 00:14:14,090
all right,

521
00:14:14,090 --> 00:14:14,529
well,

522
00:14:14,529 --> 00:14:17,490
so then we Ubered to bottle and pint to hang out with Spence.

523
00:14:17,490 --> 00:14:18,360
And I was like,

524
00:14:18,360 --> 00:14:19,029
all right,

525
00:14:19,029 --> 00:14:20,049
we're here.

526
00:14:20,049 --> 00:14:20,529
You know,

527
00:14:20,529 --> 00:14:22,129
let's keep strapping it on.

528
00:14:22,129 --> 00:14:22,700
We Ubered.

529
00:14:22,700 --> 00:14:24,539
What's the worst that can happen?

530
00:14:24,539 --> 00:14:24,649
Well,

531
00:14:24,649 --> 00:14:28,450
I was drinking a triple IPA and I met this guy,

532
00:14:28,450 --> 00:14:29,850
Beau who,

533
00:14:29,850 --> 00:14:33,889
and this is where you are going to like this is a pro wrestler.

534
00:14:33,889 --> 00:14:35,220
No way.

535
00:14:35,220 --> 00:14:36,250
Yeah.

536
00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:38,929
He's this big fucking dude.

537
00:14:38,929 --> 00:14:40,590
Big all around big,

538
00:14:40,590 --> 00:14:41,049
tall,

539
00:14:41,049 --> 00:14:42,960
wide bald,

540
00:14:42,960 --> 00:14:44,330
just big dude.

541
00:14:44,330 --> 00:14:47,059
Kind of like those Bam Bam Bigelow vibes.

542
00:14:47,059 --> 00:14:47,830
Okay.

543
00:14:47,830 --> 00:14:48,289
Yeah.

544
00:14:48,289 --> 00:14:49,210
And he was just,

545
00:14:49,210 --> 00:14:50,169
he was talking,

546
00:14:50,169 --> 00:14:51,120
we were sitting.

547
00:14:51,120 --> 00:14:51,490
Yeah.

548
00:14:51,490 --> 00:14:52,490
RIP Bam Bam.

549
00:14:52,490 --> 00:14:57,580
He was sitting near us at the bar and he just
kept getting everybody involved in conversation.

550
00:14:57,580 --> 00:14:59,450
I don't remember how it got brought up,

551
00:14:59,450 --> 00:15:02,190
but then finally got brought up that he's a pro wrestler.

552
00:15:02,190 --> 00:15:02,970
And Oh,

553
00:15:02,970 --> 00:15:03,750
before we got to that,

554
00:15:03,750 --> 00:15:05,330
this is where I started getting hammered.

555
00:15:05,330 --> 00:15:07,330
I had half my triple left and he goes,

556
00:15:07,330 --> 00:15:07,899
Hey,

557
00:15:07,899 --> 00:15:08,590
let's chug.

558
00:15:08,590 --> 00:15:09,169
Don't be a pussy.

559
00:15:09,169 --> 00:15:09,450
One,

560
00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:09,730
two,

561
00:15:09,730 --> 00:15:10,120
three,

562
00:15:10,120 --> 00:15:10,399
go.

563
00:15:10,399 --> 00:15:10,950
I was like,

564
00:15:10,950 --> 00:15:11,580
what?

565
00:15:11,580 --> 00:15:11,950
Oh,

566
00:15:11,950 --> 00:15:12,299
huh?

567
00:15:12,299 --> 00:15:12,529
What?

568
00:15:12,529 --> 00:15:14,409
I just pounded my triple.

569
00:15:14,409 --> 00:15:16,090
It doesn't sound like a good idea.

570
00:15:16,090 --> 00:15:16,889
It was a horror.

571
00:15:16,889 --> 00:15:17,779
I didn't even think of it.

572
00:15:17,779 --> 00:15:18,039
Like,

573
00:15:18,039 --> 00:15:18,159
Oh,

574
00:15:18,159 --> 00:15:18,970
this is a triple IPA.

575
00:15:18,970 --> 00:15:21,330
I just pounded it like a fucking idiot,

576
00:15:21,330 --> 00:15:22,250
like an amateur.

577
00:15:23,889 --> 00:15:25,490
That's where the downfall go on.

578
00:15:25,490 --> 00:15:25,769
Yeah.

579
00:15:25,769 --> 00:15:26,090
Anyway.

580
00:15:26,090 --> 00:15:26,809
So then he's like,

581
00:15:26,809 --> 00:15:27,169
Hey,

582
00:15:27,169 --> 00:15:28,450
are you a wrestling fan?

583
00:15:28,450 --> 00:15:28,929
My wife's like,

584
00:15:28,929 --> 00:15:30,129
he's a huge wrestling fan.

585
00:15:30,129 --> 00:15:30,370
He's like,

586
00:15:30,370 --> 00:15:30,809
what do you mean?

587
00:15:30,809 --> 00:15:31,299
I was like,

588
00:15:31,299 --> 00:15:31,889
I said,

589
00:15:31,889 --> 00:15:32,210
honestly,

590
00:15:32,210 --> 00:15:34,049
I don't watch it all that much anymore.

591
00:15:34,049 --> 00:15:34,809
I watched a little,

592
00:15:34,809 --> 00:15:35,370
this little,

593
00:15:35,370 --> 00:15:35,730
that.

594
00:15:35,730 --> 00:15:35,970
So,

595
00:15:35,970 --> 00:15:36,769
but you know,

596
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:37,850
back in the day and he goes,

597
00:15:37,850 --> 00:15:38,769
who do you like back in the day?

598
00:15:38,769 --> 00:15:40,009
I was like everybody.

599
00:15:40,009 --> 00:15:41,509
And we started talking about ECW.

600
00:15:41,509 --> 00:15:42,490
It was fucking great.

601
00:15:42,490 --> 00:15:43,370
Yeah.

602
00:15:43,370 --> 00:15:45,730
And apparently he was part of XPW,

603
00:15:45,730 --> 00:15:48,929
which is a local promotion that was when I was in high school.

604
00:15:48,929 --> 00:15:51,330
And then they went under and they've recently started coming back,

605
00:15:51,330 --> 00:15:52,529
but now they're all death matches.

606
00:15:52,529 --> 00:15:53,450
So I'm not really into it.

607
00:15:53,490 --> 00:15:53,769
Yeah.

608
00:15:53,769 --> 00:15:54,610
Not into that either.

609
00:15:54,610 --> 00:15:59,409
But I brought up like Sabu and Chris Candido and like all those guys.

610
00:15:59,409 --> 00:16:00,080
And he's like,

611
00:16:00,080 --> 00:16:00,330
Oh,

612
00:16:00,330 --> 00:16:00,850
hold on.

613
00:16:00,850 --> 00:16:03,090
And he pulls up his photo album in his phone.

614
00:16:03,090 --> 00:16:03,320
He's like,

615
00:16:03,320 --> 00:16:03,490
yeah,

616
00:16:03,490 --> 00:16:04,049
look at all of that.

617
00:16:04,049 --> 00:16:08,090
It's like Sabu and Candido and Taz and like he wrestled with everybody.

618
00:16:08,090 --> 00:16:08,370
Cool.

619
00:16:08,370 --> 00:16:09,370
From back in the day.

620
00:16:09,370 --> 00:16:10,360
That shit's wild,

621
00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:10,769
man.

622
00:16:10,769 --> 00:16:11,090
Yeah.

623
00:16:11,090 --> 00:16:14,570
He's got pictures with him in the ring is fucking bad-ass.

624
00:16:14,570 --> 00:16:16,289
So we talked wrestling and,

625
00:16:16,289 --> 00:16:18,330
and he showed me some shots of him,

626
00:16:18,330 --> 00:16:18,570
you know,

627
00:16:18,570 --> 00:16:21,009
juiced out of his mind and covered in blood.

628
00:16:21,009 --> 00:16:21,690
It was cool.

629
00:16:21,690 --> 00:16:22,529
It was good times.

630
00:16:23,379 --> 00:16:28,210
There's like no conversation better than finding out somebody likes wrestling.

631
00:16:28,210 --> 00:16:28,940
Yeah.

632
00:16:28,940 --> 00:16:29,950
Or is a wrestler.

633
00:16:29,950 --> 00:16:30,429
Right.

634
00:16:30,429 --> 00:16:30,730
Right.

635
00:16:30,730 --> 00:16:32,649
I mean,

636
00:16:32,649 --> 00:16:36,049
we're talking like if you meet this person at 7:00 PM,

637
00:16:36,049 --> 00:16:38,200
like you are talking till bar close,

638
00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:39,889
it's just going to fucking happen.

639
00:16:39,889 --> 00:16:40,679
Yeah.

640
00:16:40,679 --> 00:16:44,360
It was the best thing that ever could have
happened for my wife is that his wife was like,

641
00:16:44,360 --> 00:16:45,090
we need to go.

642
00:16:45,090 --> 00:16:47,490
They have a newborn who was not having it.

643
00:16:47,490 --> 00:16:52,210
So luckily my wife got me back pretty quickly.

644
00:16:52,820 --> 00:16:53,299
But yeah,

645
00:16:53,299 --> 00:16:53,840
it was,

646
00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:54,409
it was good times.

647
00:16:54,409 --> 00:16:54,570
We're,

648
00:16:54,570 --> 00:16:58,529
we were talking old school wrestling and dude was pretty hydrated himself.

649
00:16:58,529 --> 00:16:59,210
So it was fun.

650
00:16:59,210 --> 00:17:01,129
He has a podcast as well as the,

651
00:17:01,129 --> 00:17:02,690
I think it's called the hops and horror.

652
00:17:02,690 --> 00:17:04,650
So it's like beer and horror movies.

653
00:17:04,650 --> 00:17:05,110
Which Oh,

654
00:17:05,110 --> 00:17:05,650
neat.

655
00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:05,900
Yeah.

656
00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:07,450
I'm not super into horror movies,

657
00:17:07,450 --> 00:17:08,369
but I'm super into beer.

658
00:17:08,369 --> 00:17:09,989
So anyways,

659
00:17:09,990 --> 00:17:10,170
we,

660
00:17:10,170 --> 00:17:12,170
we exchanged follows and all that good shit.

661
00:17:12,170 --> 00:17:13,480
And so anyways,

662
00:17:13,570 --> 00:17:14,570
Go check out the podcast.

663
00:17:14,570 --> 00:17:15,330
If you're into that,

664
00:17:15,329 --> 00:17:16,739
Beau's a funny guy.

665
00:17:16,740 --> 00:17:17,529
He was a black.

666
00:17:17,529 --> 00:17:18,759
He was one of those guys were like,

667
00:17:18,759 --> 00:17:19,000
yep,

668
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:19,529
this tracks.

669
00:17:19,639 --> 00:17:21,969
There's no way you don't cut promos for a living.

670
00:17:21,970 --> 00:17:24,009
Brilliant.

671
00:17:24,009 --> 00:17:24,730
But yeah,

672
00:17:24,730 --> 00:17:25,049
anyways,

673
00:17:25,049 --> 00:17:26,539
got super hammered that night.

674
00:17:26,539 --> 00:17:27,970
Like amateur hour hammered.

675
00:17:27,970 --> 00:17:28,279
Yeah.

676
00:17:28,279 --> 00:17:29,700
And it was back to the Uber.

677
00:17:29,700 --> 00:17:30,049
Yeah.

678
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:34,490
And so like the last thing I remember is the Uber pulls up and we get in.

679
00:17:34,490 --> 00:17:35,679
That's it.

680
00:17:35,679 --> 00:17:35,929
Come on.

681
00:17:35,929 --> 00:17:36,129
Like,

682
00:17:36,130 --> 00:17:37,010
I don't remember the,

683
00:17:37,009 --> 00:17:37,250
I,

684
00:17:37,250 --> 00:17:38,829
I finally the next day I was talking to my wife,

685
00:17:38,829 --> 00:17:39,049
I was like,

686
00:17:39,049 --> 00:17:40,990
I don't remember the ride home.

687
00:17:40,990 --> 00:17:41,490
Was I okay?

688
00:17:41,490 --> 00:17:42,049
She goes,

689
00:17:42,049 --> 00:17:42,289
Oh,

690
00:17:42,289 --> 00:17:43,250
you were fine.

691
00:17:43,250 --> 00:17:47,690
I didn't realize you were that drunk until like when we
were going to bed and you weren't feeling very good.

692
00:17:47,690 --> 00:17:49,329
The night went sideways.

693
00:17:49,450 --> 00:17:49,840
I got,

694
00:17:49,840 --> 00:17:51,690
we got home and made us food.

695
00:17:51,690 --> 00:17:53,049
Like I'm still very functional,

696
00:17:53,049 --> 00:17:55,090
even though I'm just absolutely plastered.

697
00:17:55,090 --> 00:17:56,730
And so made us food.

698
00:17:56,730 --> 00:17:58,970
We're eating the dog needed to eat.

699
00:17:58,970 --> 00:17:59,409
And,

700
00:17:59,409 --> 00:17:59,889
uh,

701
00:17:59,889 --> 00:18:01,730
I had to make that whole saga.

702
00:18:01,730 --> 00:18:03,369
Dog's been six.

703
00:18:03,369 --> 00:18:05,769
We're having to make them like ground Turkey and rice.

704
00:18:05,769 --> 00:18:06,170
And,

705
00:18:06,170 --> 00:18:06,410
uh,

706
00:18:06,409 --> 00:18:08,710
I had to boil the ground Turkey,

707
00:18:08,710 --> 00:18:10,519
the smell of boils.

708
00:18:10,519 --> 00:18:10,929
Turkey.

709
00:18:10,929 --> 00:18:12,109
I don't even want to know.

710
00:18:12,110 --> 00:18:12,890
Oh my God.

711
00:18:12,889 --> 00:18:13,210
I mean,

712
00:18:13,210 --> 00:18:13,539
it was like,

713
00:18:13,539 --> 00:18:14,130
I gotta go.

714
00:18:14,130 --> 00:18:15,550
And I ran into the bathroom,

715
00:18:15,549 --> 00:18:16,389
thought I was going to puke,

716
00:18:16,389 --> 00:18:17,049
never puke.

717
00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:18,360
I wish I would have.

718
00:18:18,360 --> 00:18:18,650
Uh,

719
00:18:18,650 --> 00:18:20,050
cause then the next morning when I woke up,

720
00:18:20,049 --> 00:18:21,650
I had to feed the dog again.

721
00:18:21,650 --> 00:18:25,050
That's when I started it.

722
00:18:25,049 --> 00:18:25,730
Like I was like,

723
00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:27,750
I ran for the bathroom.

724
00:18:27,750 --> 00:18:28,809
This is the worst.

725
00:18:28,809 --> 00:18:29,860
I was like,

726
00:18:29,860 --> 00:18:30,530
all right,

727
00:18:30,529 --> 00:18:30,769
you know what?

728
00:18:30,769 --> 00:18:32,090
I'm going to puke it up and I'm going to feel better.

729
00:18:32,090 --> 00:18:32,920
Even though it's the next morning.

730
00:18:32,920 --> 00:18:33,360
Like that's,

731
00:18:33,360 --> 00:18:34,130
that's how it always happens.

732
00:18:34,130 --> 00:18:34,370
Yeah.

733
00:18:34,369 --> 00:18:35,109
Always.

734
00:18:35,110 --> 00:18:35,210
Oh,

735
00:18:35,210 --> 00:18:36,809
it was dry heave for five minutes.

736
00:18:36,809 --> 00:18:37,170
Nothing.

737
00:18:37,170 --> 00:18:38,730
That's the worst.

738
00:18:38,730 --> 00:18:39,559
Fucking worst.

739
00:18:39,559 --> 00:18:40,259
And I was like,

740
00:18:40,259 --> 00:18:41,490
God damn amateur hour.

741
00:18:41,490 --> 00:18:42,009
This is,

742
00:18:42,009 --> 00:18:44,690
this is already processed everything.

743
00:18:44,690 --> 00:18:46,809
And now it's just like a kick in the balls.

744
00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:47,730
Yeah.

745
00:18:47,730 --> 00:18:47,849
Yeah.

746
00:18:47,849 --> 00:18:49,449
On top of like the headache,

747
00:18:49,450 --> 00:18:51,909
here's your fucking kick in the balls too.

748
00:18:51,909 --> 00:18:52,289
Right.

749
00:18:52,289 --> 00:18:55,809
And then your throat feels all sore the rest of the day.

750
00:18:55,809 --> 00:18:57,970
Cause all those muscles just right.

751
00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:00,210
You feel like you were smoking the night before.

752
00:19:00,210 --> 00:19:01,650
And I was so mad.

753
00:19:01,650 --> 00:19:02,200
I was like,

754
00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:02,750
just puke,

755
00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:03,179
man.

756
00:19:03,179 --> 00:19:04,369
Just fucking puke.

757
00:19:04,369 --> 00:19:06,809
Give yourself a little bit of dignity.

758
00:19:06,809 --> 00:19:07,490
Right?

759
00:19:07,490 --> 00:19:08,389
Anyways,

760
00:19:08,389 --> 00:19:09,059
that's,

761
00:19:09,059 --> 00:19:10,570
that's too much.

762
00:19:10,570 --> 00:19:11,850
That's way too much for me.

763
00:19:11,849 --> 00:19:13,569
We've heard my voice long enough.

764
00:19:13,570 --> 00:19:13,850
Wow.

765
00:19:13,849 --> 00:19:14,489
I mean,

766
00:19:14,490 --> 00:19:15,610
you really tied one out.

767
00:19:16,340 --> 00:19:16,600
Yeah.

768
00:19:16,599 --> 00:19:16,849
Well,

769
00:19:16,849 --> 00:19:17,009
you know,

770
00:19:17,009 --> 00:19:20,570
it's been a couple of weeks since we recorded last and I've put in some work.

771
00:19:20,570 --> 00:19:21,890
So I'm proud of you.

772
00:19:21,889 --> 00:19:23,009
I don't want to let the listeners,

773
00:19:23,009 --> 00:19:25,409
don't want them to think I was sober or anything like that.

774
00:19:25,409 --> 00:19:27,129
That would be tragic.

775
00:19:27,130 --> 00:19:29,160
Shame on you if you did that.

776
00:19:29,159 --> 00:19:29,489
Yeah.

777
00:19:29,490 --> 00:19:31,049
I didn't drink for like four days after that.

778
00:19:31,049 --> 00:19:32,950
>> [LAUGH]

779
00:19:33,390 --> 00:19:35,070
Might have been some sobriety happening.

780
00:19:35,069 --> 00:19:35,250
JG:

781
00:19:35,250 --> 00:19:36,309
Believe it or not,

782
00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:37,710
but I do believe that.

783
00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:37,950
CM:

784
00:19:37,950 --> 00:19:38,350
Yeah.

785
00:19:38,349 --> 00:19:39,230
[Laughter] CM:

786
00:19:39,230 --> 00:19:42,990
It's like the most time without drinking I've had in like a year after that.

787
00:19:42,990 --> 00:19:45,799
But I don't have a problem.

788
00:19:45,799 --> 00:19:46,210
Anyways,

789
00:19:46,210 --> 00:19:47,299
that's all for me.

790
00:19:47,299 --> 00:19:47,789
Sorry,

791
00:19:47,789 --> 00:19:48,269
everybody,

792
00:19:48,269 --> 00:19:50,500
for taking up all your airwaves.

793
00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:52,859
Flex messaged me earlier in the week.

794
00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:54,750
We were talking some shit about,

795
00:19:54,750 --> 00:19:56,299
I don't remember what,

796
00:19:56,299 --> 00:19:56,930
and he goes,

797
00:19:56,930 --> 00:19:57,769
"By the way,

798
00:19:57,769 --> 00:20:00,430
I have the greatest story for you." And I said,

799
00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:00,710
"Oh,

800
00:20:00,710 --> 00:20:03,230
what is it?" So I can put it on our show rundown.

801
00:20:03,230 --> 00:20:03,630
He goes,

802
00:20:03,630 --> 00:20:05,320
"I'm not even going to fucking tell you." JG:

803
00:20:05,319 --> 00:20:05,460
Yeah,

804
00:20:05,460 --> 00:20:05,870
I'm not.

805
00:20:05,869 --> 00:20:06,099
Yep,

806
00:20:06,099 --> 00:20:11,949
I told you I'm not even going to tell you the story
until we get on and I can just get your reaction.

807
00:20:11,950 --> 00:20:12,130
CM:

808
00:20:12,130 --> 00:20:13,870
Does it involve pro wrestlers?

809
00:20:13,869 --> 00:20:14,289
JG:

810
00:20:14,289 --> 00:20:14,519
No,

811
00:20:14,519 --> 00:20:17,150
I do lack on the pro wrestlers.

812
00:20:17,150 --> 00:20:17,300
CM:

813
00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:17,490
All right,

814
00:20:17,490 --> 00:20:17,650
well,

815
00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:17,950
I'm out.

816
00:20:17,950 --> 00:20:18,269
JG:

817
00:20:18,269 --> 00:20:21,970
So it was a normal Tuesday morning.

818
00:20:21,970 --> 00:20:22,809
I woke up,

819
00:20:22,809 --> 00:20:24,109
I got my workout in,

820
00:20:24,910 --> 00:20:26,380
went on my way to work.

821
00:20:26,380 --> 00:20:27,320
The wife and I,

822
00:20:27,319 --> 00:20:28,429
every morning,

823
00:20:28,430 --> 00:20:34,830
we do this good morning bit of texting and
you kind of explain how your day is looking.

824
00:20:34,829 --> 00:20:35,099
CM:

825
00:20:35,099 --> 00:20:35,639
Yeah,

826
00:20:35,640 --> 00:20:37,390
we do the same thing.

827
00:20:37,390 --> 00:20:37,540
JG:

828
00:20:37,539 --> 00:20:37,869
Yeah,

829
00:20:37,869 --> 00:20:38,389
right?

830
00:20:38,390 --> 00:20:40,830
It's a classic relationship communication thing.

831
00:20:40,829 --> 00:20:40,980
CM:

832
00:20:40,980 --> 00:20:41,289
Yeah,

833
00:20:41,289 --> 00:20:42,670
pretend you like each other.

834
00:20:42,670 --> 00:20:42,820
JG:

835
00:20:42,819 --> 00:20:43,129
Yeah,

836
00:20:43,130 --> 00:20:49,150
and then you get to go on your way for a couple
hours without talking and you saved face.

837
00:20:49,150 --> 00:20:49,450
CM:

838
00:20:49,450 --> 00:20:50,190
Yeah.

839
00:20:50,190 --> 00:20:50,650
JG:

840
00:20:50,650 --> 00:20:51,180
So at,

841
00:20:51,180 --> 00:20:53,309
I remember this time,

842
00:20:53,309 --> 00:20:54,429
exactly,

843
00:20:54,430 --> 00:20:57,070
this is how important this story is to me.

844
00:20:57,069 --> 00:21:01,289
It was 9.22 in the a.m.

845
00:21:01,289 --> 00:21:04,529
and I receive a text from my wife that says,

846
00:21:04,529 --> 00:21:12,349
"Why is there an empty bottle of vodka in the man cave closet?" I replied,

847
00:21:12,349 --> 00:21:14,069
in all caps,

848
00:21:14,069 --> 00:21:16,789
"Vodka?" CM:

849
00:21:16,789 --> 00:21:18,509
Right.

850
00:21:18,509 --> 00:21:18,960
JG:

851
00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:20,750
What are you talking about vodka?

852
00:21:20,849 --> 00:21:21,789
You're not a vodka drinker.

853
00:21:21,789 --> 00:21:22,069
JG:

854
00:21:22,069 --> 00:21:23,549
I fucking hate vodka.

855
00:21:23,549 --> 00:21:23,680
CM:

856
00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:23,960
Yeah,

857
00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:24,860
we've covered this.

858
00:21:24,859 --> 00:21:25,789
We both hate vodka.

859
00:21:25,789 --> 00:21:26,000
JG:

860
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:26,650
Plenty.

861
00:21:26,650 --> 00:21:28,509
It's like the throw up trick,

862
00:21:28,509 --> 00:21:28,750
right?

863
00:21:28,750 --> 00:21:28,960
CM:

864
00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:29,549
Right.

865
00:21:29,549 --> 00:21:29,700
JG:

866
00:21:29,700 --> 00:21:32,110
Put vodka in my system and I'm going to throw up.

867
00:21:32,109 --> 00:21:32,549
And I said,

868
00:21:32,549 --> 00:21:35,230
"I don't know what you're talking about." She says,

869
00:21:35,230 --> 00:21:38,750
"There is a empty handle of vodka in the closet.

870
00:21:38,750 --> 00:21:43,259
Where did it come from?" So I just go like total defense mode,

871
00:21:43,259 --> 00:21:43,710
man.

872
00:21:43,710 --> 00:21:47,069
I'm thinking my wife thinks I'm a closet alcoholic.

873
00:21:47,069 --> 00:21:50,819
And I'm just stashing empty bottles.

874
00:21:50,819 --> 00:21:51,490
Mind you,

875
00:21:51,490 --> 00:21:52,509
this closet,

876
00:21:52,509 --> 00:21:57,150
it's like our "secret closet." It's just this utility closet.

877
00:21:57,150 --> 00:21:59,870
It's no bigger than three by five.

878
00:21:59,869 --> 00:22:01,019
It's got some water pumps.

879
00:22:01,019 --> 00:22:02,829
It's got the spigot for the front yard.

880
00:22:02,829 --> 00:22:03,210
CM:

881
00:22:03,210 --> 00:22:04,590
Hide some Christmas presents.

882
00:22:04,589 --> 00:22:04,710
JG:

883
00:22:04,710 --> 00:22:06,590
It's where we hide all the Christmas presents,

884
00:22:06,589 --> 00:22:07,469
the birthday presents,

885
00:22:07,470 --> 00:22:07,950
et cetera.

886
00:22:07,950 --> 00:22:09,019
So I said,

887
00:22:09,019 --> 00:22:10,420
"First off,

888
00:22:10,420 --> 00:22:14,950
why would I hide something in a closet where I know you randomly go?" CM:

889
00:22:14,950 --> 00:22:15,230
Right.

890
00:22:15,230 --> 00:22:15,509
JG:

891
00:22:15,509 --> 00:22:16,180
So I go,

892
00:22:16,180 --> 00:22:16,759
"Hey,

893
00:22:16,759 --> 00:22:20,597
maybe I'll have a couple extra days to get rid of it." But she said

894
00:22:20,597 --> 00:22:24,603
she had bought some Easter shit for the kids and she went to put it in

895
00:22:24,603 --> 00:22:28,610
there and there was a bottle and she wanted to know where it came from.

896
00:22:28,610 --> 00:22:29,060
So me,

897
00:22:29,059 --> 00:22:31,710
I've had a buddy come over in the last two months,

898
00:22:31,710 --> 00:22:32,509
just one friend.

899
00:22:32,509 --> 00:22:34,910
So I even reached out to him and I said,

900
00:22:34,910 --> 00:22:35,330
"Hey,

901
00:22:35,329 --> 00:22:35,879
man,

902
00:22:35,880 --> 00:22:40,740
any chance you ditched an empty bottle of vodka in my basement?" And he said,

903
00:22:40,740 --> 00:22:42,880
"What a weird fucking question.

904
00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:45,200
Why would you even ask that?" I said,

905
00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:45,660
"Hey,

906
00:22:45,660 --> 00:22:46,180
look,

907
00:22:46,180 --> 00:22:48,490
this is a story my wife asked me.

908
00:22:48,490 --> 00:22:50,150
She said there's one there." So I said,

909
00:22:50,150 --> 00:22:54,880
"I'm just trying to figure shit out." So then I even look up this vodka brand.

910
00:22:54,880 --> 00:22:55,850
She sent me a picture.

911
00:22:55,849 --> 00:22:56,449
It was Mr.

912
00:22:56,450 --> 00:22:56,990
Boston.

913
00:22:56,990 --> 00:22:57,289
Now,

914
00:22:57,289 --> 00:22:59,519
I don't know if you know anything about Mr.

915
00:22:59,519 --> 00:23:00,109
Boston,

916
00:23:00,110 --> 00:23:00,710
if it's even- CM:

917
00:23:00,710 --> 00:23:01,470
Never heard of it.

918
00:23:01,470 --> 00:23:01,900
JG:

919
00:23:01,900 --> 00:23:02,110
Okay.

920
00:23:02,110 --> 00:23:05,310
I think it might be kind of like a regional thing here.

921
00:23:05,309 --> 00:23:05,859
CM:

922
00:23:05,860 --> 00:23:06,110
Okay.

923
00:23:06,110 --> 00:23:06,290
JG:

924
00:23:06,289 --> 00:23:08,509
It is $7.99 for a 175.

925
00:23:08,569 --> 00:23:08,829
Classic.

926
00:23:08,829 --> 00:23:09,099
JG:

927
00:23:09,099 --> 00:23:10,199
It is cheap,

928
00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:11,700
plastic handle- CM:

929
00:23:11,700 --> 00:23:11,950
Yeah.

930
00:23:11,950 --> 00:23:12,100
JG:

931
00:23:12,099 --> 00:23:13,710
It's like that grocery store brand.

932
00:23:13,710 --> 00:23:13,840
CM:

933
00:23:13,839 --> 00:23:14,219
Right.

934
00:23:14,220 --> 00:23:15,390
That's exactly what it is.

935
00:23:15,389 --> 00:23:22,349
So I'm sending her the reviews online of this shit and the price.

936
00:23:22,349 --> 00:23:23,039
And I'm saying,

937
00:23:23,039 --> 00:23:23,420
"Look,

938
00:23:23,420 --> 00:23:26,370
if I'm going to secretly be drinking anything on you- JG:

939
00:23:26,369 --> 00:23:27,069
It's not this.

940
00:23:27,069 --> 00:23:27,250
CM:

941
00:23:27,250 --> 00:23:29,549
"If I'm going to be secretly drinking vodka,

942
00:23:29,549 --> 00:23:30,159
first off,

943
00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:32,660
I'm going to drink something a little bit better than this." JG:

944
00:23:32,660 --> 00:23:32,990
Yeah.

945
00:23:32,990 --> 00:23:33,309
You're like,

946
00:23:33,309 --> 00:23:33,579
"Honey,

947
00:23:33,579 --> 00:23:35,129
I'm going to spend at least $25." CM:

948
00:23:35,130 --> 00:23:36,160
Right.

949
00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:37,230
So I said,

950
00:23:37,230 --> 00:23:39,789
"I'm going to come home from work on lunch.

951
00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:45,710
And we'll see what's going on." So I get home and she's real passive-aggressive.

952
00:23:45,710 --> 00:23:47,470
She's vacuuming,

953
00:23:47,470 --> 00:23:49,309
she's taking care of shit around the house.

954
00:23:49,309 --> 00:23:49,899
So naturally,

955
00:23:49,900 --> 00:23:50,510
I'm just like,

956
00:23:50,509 --> 00:23:50,789
"All right." JG:

957
00:23:50,789 --> 00:23:52,429
Her passive-aggressive is vacuuming?

958
00:23:52,430 --> 00:23:52,579
CM:

959
00:23:52,579 --> 00:23:52,889
Well,

960
00:23:52,889 --> 00:23:53,250
so- JG:

961
00:23:53,250 --> 00:23:54,349
That's fantastic.

962
00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:55,190
That's usually what- JG:

963
00:23:55,190 --> 00:23:56,430
I piss her off on the weekly.

964
00:23:56,430 --> 00:23:56,600
CM:

965
00:23:56,599 --> 00:23:58,349
That's usually what my thing is.

966
00:23:58,349 --> 00:23:58,989
It's like,

967
00:23:58,990 --> 00:24:00,670
I usually start doing laundry or something,

968
00:24:00,670 --> 00:24:01,059
whatever.

969
00:24:01,059 --> 00:24:03,899
So I start taking care of some dishes.

970
00:24:03,900 --> 00:24:05,070
I eat my lunch.

971
00:24:05,069 --> 00:24:07,869
And when she gets done vacuuming,

972
00:24:07,869 --> 00:24:08,849
she comes in the kitchen.

973
00:24:08,849 --> 00:24:10,349
She actually starts talking to me now.

974
00:24:10,349 --> 00:24:10,549
JG:

975
00:24:10,549 --> 00:24:10,990
Yeah.

976
00:24:10,990 --> 00:24:11,240
CM:

977
00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:14,450
And she's putting stuff away in cabinets,

978
00:24:14,450 --> 00:24:15,150
in the fridge,

979
00:24:15,150 --> 00:24:18,320
and she's loading up all this extra garbage and recyclable shit.

980
00:24:18,319 --> 00:24:20,269
She gets done with that and she goes,

981
00:24:20,269 --> 00:24:20,509
"Hey,

982
00:24:20,509 --> 00:24:21,660
on your way back to work,

983
00:24:21,660 --> 00:24:23,809
can you take care of the garbage for me?" I said,

984
00:24:23,809 --> 00:24:23,949
"Yeah,

985
00:24:23,950 --> 00:24:25,750
no problem." And then she goes,

986
00:24:25,750 --> 00:24:30,009
"And then go downstairs and take care of that bottle of vodka." And me,

987
00:24:30,009 --> 00:24:31,279
knowing it's...

988
00:24:31,279 --> 00:24:33,410
I have no idea where it came from.

989
00:24:33,410 --> 00:24:34,110
So I'm just like,

990
00:24:34,110 --> 00:24:34,670
"Yep,

991
00:24:34,670 --> 00:24:37,870
will do." Gonna get right on it.

992
00:24:37,869 --> 00:24:41,549
But as I'm walking down the stairs to my basement,

993
00:24:41,549 --> 00:24:43,099
I just keep thinking to myself,

994
00:24:43,099 --> 00:24:44,509
"This is fucking...

995
00:24:44,509 --> 00:24:47,869
This just feels weird,

996
00:24:47,950 --> 00:24:48,050
JG:

997
00:24:48,049 --> 00:24:48,349
Yeah.

998
00:24:48,349 --> 00:24:48,519
CM:

999
00:24:48,519 --> 00:24:50,269
Is somebody sneaking in my house,

1000
00:24:50,269 --> 00:24:51,420
ditching bottles?

1001
00:24:51,420 --> 00:24:52,829
I don't know what's going on.

1002
00:24:52,829 --> 00:24:53,609
So sure as shit,

1003
00:24:53,610 --> 00:24:54,420
I open up the door.

1004
00:24:54,420 --> 00:24:55,809
There's a bottle on the floor.

1005
00:24:55,809 --> 00:24:56,829
And I'm telling you,

1006
00:24:56,829 --> 00:24:59,170
a three by five closet.

1007
00:24:59,170 --> 00:25:00,650
So I'm sitting there thinking,

1008
00:25:00,650 --> 00:25:01,650
scratching my head,

1009
00:25:01,650 --> 00:25:02,310
looking up.

1010
00:25:02,309 --> 00:25:08,750
And I turn my head over my right shoulder and I look up into
the corner of the rafters and there's two more bottles stashed.

1011
00:25:08,750 --> 00:25:09,339
JG:

1012
00:25:09,339 --> 00:25:09,629
What?

1013
00:25:09,630 --> 00:25:11,380
CM:

1014
00:25:11,380 --> 00:25:12,519
So naturally,

1015
00:25:12,519 --> 00:25:13,089
Greg,

1016
00:25:13,089 --> 00:25:14,109
that's not even the best part.

1017
00:25:14,110 --> 00:25:14,450
JG:

1018
00:25:14,450 --> 00:25:14,870
Same brand,

1019
00:25:14,869 --> 00:25:15,789
same shit vodka.

1020
00:25:15,789 --> 00:25:15,949
CM:

1021
00:25:15,950 --> 00:25:17,470
So two different brands now.

1022
00:25:17,470 --> 00:25:20,110
Now we have Skoll Vodka.

1023
00:25:20,110 --> 00:25:20,660
JG:

1024
00:25:20,660 --> 00:25:21,070
Oh,

1025
00:25:21,069 --> 00:25:22,029
yeah.

1026
00:25:22,029 --> 00:25:22,420
CM:

1027
00:25:22,420 --> 00:25:23,750
And Fleischmann's,

1028
00:25:23,750 --> 00:25:26,349
which is like the big cheap around Milwaukee.

1029
00:25:26,349 --> 00:25:26,769
I don't know if it's...

1030
00:25:26,779 --> 00:25:26,910
Okay.

1031
00:25:26,910 --> 00:25:27,039
CM:

1032
00:25:27,039 --> 00:25:28,179
Fleischmann's is national,

1033
00:25:28,180 --> 00:25:31,470
but here you definitely know what it is.

1034
00:25:32,509 --> 00:25:33,549
So I call her down right away.

1035
00:25:33,549 --> 00:25:33,829
I said,

1036
00:25:33,829 --> 00:25:34,069
"Hey,

1037
00:25:34,069 --> 00:25:36,019
you gotta come check this shit out." I said,

1038
00:25:36,019 --> 00:25:40,490
"I found two more bottles." So she comes downstairs and she's like,

1039
00:25:40,490 --> 00:25:41,139
"Whatever,

1040
00:25:41,139 --> 00:25:44,049
just get rid of them." So I'm just thinking to myself,

1041
00:25:44,049 --> 00:25:45,309
this is fucking crazy.

1042
00:25:45,309 --> 00:25:49,069
So I go back to work and it's just stewing in my brain.

1043
00:25:49,069 --> 00:25:51,069
I told all the guys at work about it.

1044
00:25:51,069 --> 00:25:52,460
I was getting overwhelmed,

1045
00:25:52,460 --> 00:25:54,509
thinking my wife thinks I'm an alcoholic.

1046
00:25:54,509 --> 00:25:58,269
And it's just not sitting right with me.

1047
00:25:58,269 --> 00:25:58,589
JG:

1048
00:25:58,589 --> 00:25:59,149
Yeah.

1049
00:25:59,360 --> 00:26:00,070
So I said,

1050
00:26:00,069 --> 00:26:01,139
"You know what?

1051
00:26:01,139 --> 00:26:02,919
I'm gonna go home from work.

1052
00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:04,910
I'm gonna get my step ladder,

1053
00:26:04,910 --> 00:26:08,690
and I'm gonna peek up in that fucking ceiling." I shit you not,

1054
00:26:08,690 --> 00:26:09,559
Greg,

1055
00:26:09,559 --> 00:26:18,589
there are about minimally 30 empty handles of
vodka stuffed all the way in the ceiling rafters.

1056
00:26:18,589 --> 00:26:18,889
JG:

1057
00:26:18,889 --> 00:26:19,299
Fuck off.

1058
00:26:19,299 --> 00:26:19,789
No way.

1059
00:26:19,789 --> 00:26:19,940
CM:

1060
00:26:19,940 --> 00:26:20,220
No.

1061
00:26:20,220 --> 00:26:22,670
I'm gonna send you pictures right now because...

1062
00:26:22,670 --> 00:26:22,820
JG:

1063
00:26:22,819 --> 00:26:24,029
I can't wait for this.

1064
00:26:24,029 --> 00:26:24,470
CM:

1065
00:26:24,470 --> 00:26:26,910
It's the most unreal thing.

1066
00:26:26,910 --> 00:26:31,870
You always hear about people buying a house and years later,

1067
00:26:31,869 --> 00:26:33,629
they find something in it.

1068
00:26:33,630 --> 00:26:35,470
Sometimes something cool.

1069
00:26:35,470 --> 00:26:35,589
JG:

1070
00:26:35,589 --> 00:26:36,670
A lot of these old stamps.

1071
00:26:36,670 --> 00:26:37,120
CM:

1072
00:26:37,119 --> 00:26:37,809
Yeah,

1073
00:26:37,809 --> 00:26:38,960
or money,

1074
00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:40,430
or goonies,

1075
00:26:40,430 --> 00:26:41,070
a treasure map.

1076
00:26:41,069 --> 00:26:41,549
Who knows?

1077
00:26:41,549 --> 00:26:41,670
JG:

1078
00:26:41,670 --> 00:26:42,029
Right.

1079
00:26:42,029 --> 00:26:42,829
Time capsule.

1080
00:26:42,829 --> 00:26:43,049
CM:

1081
00:26:43,049 --> 00:26:43,420
No.

1082
00:26:43,420 --> 00:26:44,210
For us,

1083
00:26:44,210 --> 00:26:47,710
30 empty handles of vodka stuffed in our ceiling.

1084
00:26:47,710 --> 00:26:56,029
And the pictures I'm sending you are after I have
already reached up there to grab some more bottles.

1085
00:26:56,029 --> 00:26:56,369
JG:

1086
00:26:56,369 --> 00:26:57,309
Holy shit.

1087
00:26:57,309 --> 00:27:00,829
There's just a secret passageway of vodka.

1088
00:27:00,829 --> 00:27:01,029
CM:

1089
00:27:01,029 --> 00:27:01,430
Yeah.

1090
00:27:01,430 --> 00:27:09,230
And there's no telling how far back it goes or where else
in the house there's like secretly stored bottles of vodka.

1091
00:27:09,230 --> 00:27:09,589
JG:

1092
00:27:09,589 --> 00:27:10,589
Oh my god.

1093
00:27:10,589 --> 00:27:14,670
Is it okay if I post these on the show story or something?

1094
00:27:14,670 --> 00:27:14,800
CM:

1095
00:27:14,799 --> 00:27:15,309
Please do.

1096
00:27:15,309 --> 00:27:15,490
JG:

1097
00:27:15,490 --> 00:27:15,930
Okay.

1098
00:27:15,930 --> 00:27:17,550
Because this is fantastic.

1099
00:27:17,549 --> 00:27:17,829
CM:

1100
00:27:17,829 --> 00:27:19,329
I think it's hilarious.

1101
00:27:19,329 --> 00:27:24,549
So once I sent my wife those pictures,

1102
00:27:24,549 --> 00:27:25,389
I'm totally off the hook.

1103
00:27:25,389 --> 00:27:25,699
JG:

1104
00:27:25,700 --> 00:27:26,009
You know,

1105
00:27:26,009 --> 00:27:27,950
she really thinks you're an alcoholic.

1106
00:27:27,950 --> 00:27:28,160
CM:

1107
00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:28,650
Well,

1108
00:27:28,650 --> 00:27:31,500
that's when talking to my family about it too,

1109
00:27:31,500 --> 00:27:32,349
my brother-in-law says,

1110
00:27:32,349 --> 00:27:32,589
"Hey,

1111
00:27:32,589 --> 00:27:34,920
how do you know the bottles aren't hers?" JG:

1112
00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:36,750
He's got a point.

1113
00:27:36,750 --> 00:27:37,019
CM:

1114
00:27:37,019 --> 00:27:39,389
She's not downstairs just tying one on.

1115
00:27:39,389 --> 00:27:39,739
JG:

1116
00:27:39,740 --> 00:27:39,920
Yeah,

1117
00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:40,910
he's got a point there.

1118
00:27:40,910 --> 00:27:41,130
CM:

1119
00:27:41,130 --> 00:27:41,810
But yeah,

1120
00:27:41,809 --> 00:27:43,309
how fucking bizarre.

1121
00:27:43,470 --> 00:27:44,000
Holy shit.

1122
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:44,940
That's insane.

1123
00:27:44,940 --> 00:27:45,490
I'm just,

1124
00:27:45,490 --> 00:27:47,069
I'm still staring at these.

1125
00:27:47,069 --> 00:27:48,589
That's fucking insane.

1126
00:27:48,589 --> 00:27:48,769
JG:

1127
00:27:48,769 --> 00:27:51,710
I was able to retrieve 11 bottles from the ceiling.

1128
00:27:51,710 --> 00:27:52,019
CM:

1129
00:27:52,019 --> 00:27:52,589
There's still more.

1130
00:27:52,589 --> 00:27:52,859
JG:

1131
00:27:52,860 --> 00:27:54,000
And there's still more.

1132
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:55,190
The pictures I sent you,

1133
00:27:55,190 --> 00:27:57,230
that's like what's still back there.

1134
00:27:57,230 --> 00:27:57,529
CM:

1135
00:27:57,539 --> 00:27:58,750
that's what you can't reach.

1136
00:27:58,750 --> 00:27:58,869
JG:

1137
00:27:58,869 --> 00:27:59,389
Correct.

1138
00:27:59,389 --> 00:27:59,579
CM:

1139
00:27:59,579 --> 00:28:00,779
And you can see like,

1140
00:28:00,779 --> 00:28:01,400
what,

1141
00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:07,630
like an electrical cable running through like wherever
the electrician ran the wiring and then there's bottles.

1142
00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:07,990
Yeah.

1143
00:28:07,990 --> 00:28:09,309
Everything's just stuffed in there.

1144
00:27:44,589 --> 00:28:12,509
So you bought the house from some closeted alcoholic?

1145
00:28:12,509 --> 00:28:12,690
JG:

1146
00:28:12,690 --> 00:28:13,630
Five years ago.

1147
00:28:13,630 --> 00:28:13,950
CM:

1148
00:28:13,950 --> 00:28:15,789
So how did it get into the closet?

1149
00:28:15,789 --> 00:28:17,309
Did it like fall from the ceiling?

1150
00:28:17,309 --> 00:28:17,559
JG:

1151
00:28:17,559 --> 00:28:20,730
So now when we saw where everything was,

1152
00:28:20,730 --> 00:28:21,159
right,

1153
00:28:21,159 --> 00:28:22,199
this was a couple,

1154
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:22,829
this was,

1155
00:28:22,829 --> 00:28:24,309
so everything happened on a Tuesday morning,

1156
00:28:24,309 --> 00:28:24,750
I told you,

1157
00:28:24,750 --> 00:28:26,349
into the afternoon.

1158
00:28:26,349 --> 00:28:28,609
So a couple days later,

1159
00:28:28,610 --> 00:28:34,580
my wife gets home from work and we're talking about
it cause we're still just so shocked by what we,

1160
00:28:34,579 --> 00:28:35,409
you know,

1161
00:28:35,409 --> 00:28:36,579
what we discovered.

1162
00:28:36,579 --> 00:28:37,859
And she goes,

1163
00:28:37,860 --> 00:28:40,570
"I think I figured it out." She's like,

1164
00:28:40,570 --> 00:28:40,870
"I,

1165
00:28:40,869 --> 00:28:42,029
me?" She's like,

1166
00:28:42,029 --> 00:28:43,470
"You took one of the,

1167
00:28:43,470 --> 00:28:43,710
you know,

1168
00:28:43,710 --> 00:28:45,840
the oldest kid to Taekwondo on Monday night,

1169
00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:46,820
Monday evening." I said,

1170
00:28:46,820 --> 00:28:48,289
"Yeah?" She said,

1171
00:28:48,289 --> 00:28:52,769
"When I was at home with my youngest daughter," she said,

1172
00:28:52,769 --> 00:28:53,829
"When you guys left,

1173
00:28:53,829 --> 00:28:58,265
she put on her tap dance shoes and she started dancing all around

1174
00:28:58,265 --> 00:29:02,364
and jumping around the living room floor." So she's thinking

1175
00:29:02,364 --> 00:29:06,059
all of that jumping and vibrating and pounding rattled,

1176
00:29:06,059 --> 00:29:06,740
you know,

1177
00:29:06,740 --> 00:29:08,670
cause like when I told you,

1178
00:29:08,670 --> 00:29:11,660
I looked up in that corner and I saw the two bottles,

1179
00:29:11,659 --> 00:29:18,750
there had to be one like resting in between those
two and it must've just rattled that one out.

1180
00:29:18,750 --> 00:29:19,630
And there you have it.

1181
00:29:19,630 --> 00:29:20,100
CM:

1182
00:29:20,099 --> 00:29:21,309
That's fucking nuts.

1183
00:29:21,309 --> 00:29:21,529
JG:

1184
00:29:21,529 --> 00:29:21,880
Dude,

1185
00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:23,150
it's fucking crazy.

1186
00:29:23,150 --> 00:29:23,789
CM:

1187
00:29:23,789 --> 00:29:26,920
Thank God it was vodka and not something you like.

1188
00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:28,110
Otherwise you'd be in so much shit.

1189
00:29:28,110 --> 00:29:28,450
JG:

1190
00:29:28,450 --> 00:29:28,579
Right.

1191
00:29:28,579 --> 00:29:30,589
And every single bottle was like some cheap shit.

1192
00:29:30,590 --> 00:29:31,090
It was either,

1193
00:29:32,269 --> 00:29:33,690
all the bottles are that Mr.

1194
00:29:33,690 --> 00:29:34,139
Boston,

1195
00:29:34,139 --> 00:29:34,929
like I told you,

1196
00:29:34,929 --> 00:29:36,349
or Skoll or Fleischmann.

1197
00:29:36,349 --> 00:29:36,739
CM:

1198
00:29:36,740 --> 00:29:36,909
Yeah.

1199
00:29:36,909 --> 00:29:40,159
Could you imagine if it was like 30 cans of a triple hazy?

1200
00:29:40,159 --> 00:29:41,069
You'd be so fucked.

1201
00:29:41,070 --> 00:29:42,110
You would be out of the house.

1202
00:29:42,110 --> 00:29:42,480
JG:

1203
00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:44,029
That would be completely my fault.

1204
00:29:44,029 --> 00:29:44,349
CM:

1205
00:29:44,349 --> 00:29:44,509
Yeah.

1206
00:29:44,509 --> 00:29:44,659
JG:

1207
00:29:44,659 --> 00:29:46,190
It would definitely have been me.

1208
00:29:46,190 --> 00:29:46,610
CM:

1209
00:29:46,610 --> 00:29:48,990
There'd be no way you could explain your way out of that.

1210
00:29:48,990 --> 00:29:49,220
JG:

1211
00:29:49,220 --> 00:29:49,389
No.

1212
00:29:49,389 --> 00:29:49,599
CM:

1213
00:29:49,599 --> 00:29:51,069
Even if it wasn't you.

1214
00:29:51,159 --> 00:29:51,529
Well,

1215
00:29:51,529 --> 00:29:52,940
that's what I was trying to explain to her too,

1216
00:29:52,940 --> 00:29:55,099
like with how cheap the vodka was.

1217
00:29:55,099 --> 00:29:55,230
Like,

1218
00:29:55,230 --> 00:29:58,110
do you have any idea of the amount of money I spend in beer?

1219
00:29:58,110 --> 00:29:58,690
CM:

1220
00:29:58,690 --> 00:29:59,710
Right.

1221
00:29:59,710 --> 00:30:00,990
This is where I'm going to skimp.

1222
00:30:00,990 --> 00:30:01,110
JG:

1223
00:30:01,110 --> 00:30:01,400
Yeah.

1224
00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:02,510
I'm not just going to be like,

1225
00:30:02,509 --> 00:30:02,829
"Oh,

1226
00:30:02,829 --> 00:30:03,230
hey,

1227
00:30:03,230 --> 00:30:03,789
vodka.

1228
00:30:03,789 --> 00:30:06,289
Better cut costs." CM:

1229
00:30:06,289 --> 00:30:07,549
Oh man.

1230
00:30:07,549 --> 00:30:08,990
That's so good.

1231
00:30:08,990 --> 00:30:09,150
Yeah.

1232
00:30:09,150 --> 00:30:10,260
That's the one thing,

1233
00:30:10,259 --> 00:30:12,880
like my wife knows what I will and won't drink.

1234
00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:14,350
So if she found some cheap vodka bottles,

1235
00:30:14,349 --> 00:30:14,859
she'd be like,

1236
00:30:14,860 --> 00:30:16,110
"Who broke into our house?" JG:

1237
00:30:16,110 --> 00:30:16,269
Right.

1238
00:30:16,269 --> 00:30:16,599
CM:

1239
00:30:16,599 --> 00:30:17,599
There would never be a,

1240
00:30:17,599 --> 00:30:18,699
"Did you do this?" Like,

1241
00:30:18,700 --> 00:30:18,970
"No.

1242
00:30:18,970 --> 00:30:19,230
God,

1243
00:30:19,230 --> 00:30:19,490
no." JG:

1244
00:30:19,490 --> 00:30:20,909
That's what my wife started to bring up.

1245
00:30:20,909 --> 00:30:21,309
She's like,

1246
00:30:21,309 --> 00:30:25,269
"We never changed the garage code." CM:

1247
00:30:25,269 --> 00:30:25,950
Oh God.

1248
00:30:25,950 --> 00:30:26,099
JG:

1249
00:30:26,099 --> 00:30:27,629
Like what the old neighbors had.

1250
00:30:27,630 --> 00:30:28,750
So like what we have.

1251
00:30:28,750 --> 00:30:28,860
CM:

1252
00:30:28,860 --> 00:30:29,160
Yeah.

1253
00:30:29,159 --> 00:30:30,009
Which is,

1254
00:30:30,009 --> 00:30:32,190
it's not unheard of or terrible.

1255
00:30:32,190 --> 00:30:32,900
JG:

1256
00:30:32,900 --> 00:30:34,269
But also,

1257
00:30:34,269 --> 00:30:34,829
maybe you want to change it.

1258
00:30:34,829 --> 00:30:34,960
CM:

1259
00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:35,240
Also,

1260
00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:36,990
the first thing that crossed her mind was,

1261
00:30:36,990 --> 00:30:42,029
maybe somebody that used to live here snuck in.

1262
00:30:42,029 --> 00:30:42,269
JG:

1263
00:30:42,269 --> 00:30:42,630
I mean,

1264
00:30:42,630 --> 00:30:45,080
it'd be weird to just sneak into Leith Bottles,

1265
00:30:45,079 --> 00:30:46,379
but- CM:

1266
00:30:46,380 --> 00:30:46,750
Right.

1267
00:30:46,750 --> 00:30:46,940
JG:

1268
00:30:46,940 --> 00:30:47,309
Yeah.

1269
00:30:47,309 --> 00:30:47,789
CM:

1270
00:30:47,789 --> 00:30:48,240
Yeah.

1271
00:30:48,250 --> 00:30:48,590
Who knows?

1272
00:30:48,590 --> 00:30:48,730
CM:

1273
00:30:48,730 --> 00:30:49,789
It is fucking bizarre.

1274
00:30:49,789 --> 00:30:49,909
JG:

1275
00:30:49,909 --> 00:30:51,690
You don't have a camera down there in your man cave,

1276
00:30:51,690 --> 00:30:52,110
do you?

1277
00:30:52,110 --> 00:30:52,450
CM:

1278
00:30:52,450 --> 00:30:52,670
No.

1279
00:30:52,670 --> 00:30:54,590
I don't think you'd want to see half those videos anyway.

1280
00:30:54,590 --> 00:30:54,870
JG:

1281
00:30:54,869 --> 00:30:54,989
Yeah.

1282
00:30:54,990 --> 00:30:55,789
You'd be surprised.

1283
00:30:55,789 --> 00:30:56,909
(laughs)

1284
00:30:57,569 --> 00:31:02,259
You let me be the judge of that.

1285
00:31:02,259 --> 00:31:03,859
You don't tell me what I like.

1286
00:31:03,859 --> 00:31:05,279
So yeah,

1287
00:31:05,279 --> 00:31:10,700
so that was my eventful story.

1288
00:31:10,700 --> 00:31:12,039
My great story.

1289
00:31:12,039 --> 00:31:13,539
I hope you liked it.

1290
00:31:13,539 --> 00:31:14,539
I did.

1291
00:31:14,539 --> 00:31:15,539
That's great.

1292
00:31:15,539 --> 00:31:15,909
That is so,

1293
00:31:15,910 --> 00:31:16,300
I'm going to,

1294
00:31:16,299 --> 00:31:17,099
as soon as we're done here,

1295
00:31:17,099 --> 00:31:18,019
I'm going to tell the wife.

1296
00:31:18,019 --> 00:31:19,019
She's going to fucking love it.

1297
00:31:19,019 --> 00:31:20,019
Like that is such a good story.

1298
00:31:20,019 --> 00:31:20,509
Well,

1299
00:31:20,509 --> 00:31:24,140
now you know a little bit about your old house owners.

1300
00:31:24,140 --> 00:31:24,590
Well,

1301
00:31:24,589 --> 00:31:25,139
yeah.

1302
00:31:25,140 --> 00:31:26,790
So then we're trying to figure out too,

1303
00:31:26,789 --> 00:31:26,960
like,

1304
00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:27,100
Hey,

1305
00:31:27,099 --> 00:31:27,589
was it like,

1306
00:31:27,589 --> 00:31:29,179
cause the lady had three kids.

1307
00:31:29,180 --> 00:31:30,180
She was like a single mom.

1308
00:31:30,180 --> 00:31:31,180
Oh,

1309
00:31:31,180 --> 00:31:31,900
Well,

1310
00:31:31,900 --> 00:31:32,180
no.

1311
00:31:32,180 --> 00:31:35,700
So like her oldest kid was in like sixth grade.

1312
00:31:35,700 --> 00:31:38,039
So she was divorced.

1313
00:31:38,039 --> 00:31:39,339
So we're either thinking it was like,

1314
00:31:39,339 --> 00:31:40,219
why she's divorced.

1315
00:31:40,220 --> 00:31:40,779
It was the,

1316
00:31:40,779 --> 00:31:41,220
yeah.

1317
00:31:41,220 --> 00:31:42,590
Like the guy before,

1318
00:31:42,589 --> 00:31:47,819
or she was seeing some dude and they put a lot
of work into the house before they sold it.

1319
00:31:47,819 --> 00:31:48,089
You know,

1320
00:31:48,089 --> 00:31:49,899
like they finished off the whole basement and everything like that.

1321
00:31:49,900 --> 00:31:50,900
Oh yeah.

1322
00:31:50,900 --> 00:31:53,700
So maybe this guy she was seeing was just like,

1323
00:31:53,700 --> 00:31:53,910
well,

1324
00:31:53,910 --> 00:31:57,300
you gotta hang this or put up this drywall today.

1325
00:31:57,299 --> 00:31:58,299
Better get lit.

1326
00:31:58,299 --> 00:31:59,299
Yeah.

1327
00:31:59,299 --> 00:32:01,420
Was there like a date on those?

1328
00:32:01,420 --> 00:32:01,710
I know,

1329
00:32:01,710 --> 00:32:02,090
you know,

1330
00:32:02,089 --> 00:32:03,259
beer cans have dates on them.

1331
00:32:03,259 --> 00:32:04,259
Did they talk about other dates?

1332
00:32:04,259 --> 00:32:06,259
So I searched high and low.

1333
00:32:06,259 --> 00:32:06,720
Oh,

1334
00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:07,860
it's too bad.

1335
00:32:07,859 --> 00:32:09,939
Some of the bottles have like those protruding,

1336
00:32:09,940 --> 00:32:10,240
like,

1337
00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:10,710
you know,

1338
00:32:10,710 --> 00:32:12,690
there's like letters and number like cereal,

1339
00:32:12,690 --> 00:32:13,180
whatever.

1340
00:32:13,180 --> 00:32:15,180
And a batch number.

1341
00:32:15,180 --> 00:32:16,180
Yeah.

1342
00:32:16,180 --> 00:32:17,660
So I don't think they're like dates of anything.

1343
00:32:17,660 --> 00:32:18,660
That's too bad.

1344
00:32:18,660 --> 00:32:19,940
But I did try to check.

1345
00:32:19,940 --> 00:32:23,380
But also there's like no dust on any of the bottles.

1346
00:32:23,380 --> 00:32:24,380
That's so weird.

1347
00:32:24,380 --> 00:32:25,380
Everybody well protected.

1348
00:32:25,380 --> 00:32:26,380
Yeah.

1349
00:32:26,380 --> 00:32:27,130
Everybody I talked to too,

1350
00:32:27,130 --> 00:32:27,610
they're like,

1351
00:32:27,609 --> 00:32:27,719
Oh,

1352
00:32:27,720 --> 00:32:28,509
like you think if they're old,

1353
00:32:28,509 --> 00:32:31,220
they'd be like caked in dust or something like that.

1354
00:32:31,220 --> 00:32:32,180
There ain't no fucking,

1355
00:32:32,180 --> 00:32:33,940
there's no dust on the wood in the rafters.

1356
00:32:33,940 --> 00:32:34,940
Right.

1357
00:32:34,940 --> 00:32:35,940
Yeah.

1358
00:32:35,940 --> 00:32:36,940
It's well protected.

1359
00:32:36,940 --> 00:32:37,940
Right.

1360
00:32:37,940 --> 00:32:38,940
How long have you been in the house?

1361
00:32:38,940 --> 00:32:40,380
It'll be five years in October.

1362
00:32:40,380 --> 00:32:41,380
All right.

1363
00:32:41,380 --> 00:32:43,380
So those things have been up there for at least five years.

1364
00:32:43,380 --> 00:32:44,380
Yeah.

1365
00:32:44,380 --> 00:32:45,380
Four and a half years we lived here.

1366
00:32:45,380 --> 00:32:46,380
Yeah.

1367
00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:47,380
Yeah.

1368
00:32:47,380 --> 00:32:48,380
Yeah.

1369
00:32:48,380 --> 00:32:49,380
Yeah.

1370
00:32:49,380 --> 00:32:50,380
Yeah.

1371
00:32:50,380 --> 00:32:54,820
My house is insulated with plastic vodka bottles.

1372
00:32:54,819 --> 00:32:55,819
Whatever works.

1373
00:32:55,819 --> 00:32:59,220
No wonder it's so cold down in the basement.

1374
00:32:59,220 --> 00:33:00,220
Cheap way to go.

1375
00:33:00,220 --> 00:33:01,220
Yeah.

1376
00:33:01,220 --> 00:33:02,220
Holy shit.

1377
00:33:02,220 --> 00:33:03,220
That's good times.

1378
00:33:03,220 --> 00:33:04,220
Yeah.

1379
00:33:04,220 --> 00:33:04,670
It's a,

1380
00:33:04,670 --> 00:33:05,220
it's fun.

1381
00:33:05,220 --> 00:33:06,220
Yeah.

1382
00:33:06,220 --> 00:33:07,220
Yeah.

1383
00:33:07,220 --> 00:33:07,529
Well,

1384
00:33:07,529 --> 00:33:10,579
I'm glad she finally realized it wasn't you sneaking shit vodka.

1385
00:33:10,579 --> 00:33:11,579
Most importantly,

1386
00:33:11,579 --> 00:33:13,939
I think she'd be smarter than that.

1387
00:33:13,940 --> 00:33:14,940
Yeah.

1388
00:33:15,019 --> 00:33:21,859
I think she was just so caught off guard by
opening up the closet door and then seeing that.

1389
00:33:21,860 --> 00:33:22,510
And then,

1390
00:33:22,509 --> 00:33:23,170
you know,

1391
00:33:23,170 --> 00:33:26,259
her mind probably just started jumping everywhere.

1392
00:33:26,259 --> 00:33:27,259
Yeah.

1393
00:33:27,259 --> 00:33:29,309
I immediately imagined like,

1394
00:33:29,309 --> 00:33:29,779
uh,

1395
00:33:29,779 --> 00:33:32,099
is it Kyle's mom from South park?

1396
00:33:32,099 --> 00:33:33,099
Yeah.

1397
00:33:33,099 --> 00:33:36,899
As she opens the closet door.

1398
00:33:36,900 --> 00:33:37,560
Oh,

1399
00:33:37,559 --> 00:33:42,299
I haven't heard that in so long.

1400
00:33:42,299 --> 00:33:43,190
Well,

1401
00:33:43,190 --> 00:33:48,019
I think you've earned yourself a beer.

1402
00:33:48,019 --> 00:33:48,259
So,

1403
00:33:48,259 --> 00:33:48,500
uh,

1404
00:33:48,500 --> 00:33:48,930
let's,

1405
00:33:48,930 --> 00:33:50,380
let's ask the question.

1406
00:33:50,380 --> 00:33:51,380
Let's do it.

1407
00:33:51,380 --> 00:33:54,240
In a world where craft beer is King world,

1408
00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:57,380
where muscles are bigger than grounders.

1409
00:33:57,380 --> 00:34:00,380
Only one tongue can guide us.

1410
00:34:00,380 --> 00:34:01,530
One man,

1411
00:34:01,529 --> 00:34:03,119
one tongue,

1412
00:34:03,119 --> 00:34:07,379
one tongue jobber in this world.

1413
00:34:07,380 --> 00:34:12,380
We must find out what is flex drinking.

1414
00:34:12,380 --> 00:34:13,380
All right.

1415
00:34:13,380 --> 00:34:13,780
So,

1416
00:34:13,780 --> 00:34:14,180
uh,

1417
00:34:14,179 --> 00:34:14,579
my,

1418
00:34:14,579 --> 00:34:16,319
my local shop just,

1419
00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:16,720
uh,

1420
00:34:16,719 --> 00:34:19,939
started bringing in hop butcher.

1421
00:34:19,940 --> 00:34:20,240
Oh,

1422
00:34:20,239 --> 00:34:21,819
hop butcher for the world.

1423
00:34:21,820 --> 00:34:22,820
Yeah.

1424
00:34:22,820 --> 00:34:23,160
They're,

1425
00:34:23,159 --> 00:34:23,349
uh,

1426
00:34:23,349 --> 00:34:24,139
they're super solid.

1427
00:34:24,139 --> 00:34:25,539
They're in Illinois.

1428
00:34:25,539 --> 00:34:28,509
I think like a suburb of Cago ish,

1429
00:34:28,510 --> 00:34:31,820
like everything else basically.

1430
00:34:31,820 --> 00:34:33,769
I can't tell you that for a fact,

1431
00:34:33,769 --> 00:34:34,849
but any weasels,

1432
00:34:34,849 --> 00:34:35,599
you know,

1433
00:34:35,599 --> 00:34:36,099
they,

1434
00:34:36,099 --> 00:34:40,299
they had like six or seven of their beers.

1435
00:34:40,300 --> 00:34:43,860
And this one in general really caught my eye.

1436
00:34:43,860 --> 00:34:44,400
And I show,

1437
00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:46,659
I usually never show you stuff before the show.

1438
00:34:46,659 --> 00:34:47,659
Right.

1439
00:34:47,659 --> 00:34:49,500
But this artwork is phenomenal.

1440
00:34:49,500 --> 00:34:59,139
It's a hot dog with like a Hulk Hogan mustache and band and
he's lifting some dumbbells and it's called all beef Frank.

1441
00:34:59,139 --> 00:34:59,829
And I just thought,

1442
00:34:59,829 --> 00:35:00,199
again,

1443
00:35:00,199 --> 00:35:00,739
it's fitting.

1444
00:35:00,739 --> 00:35:06,539
I work at a butcher shop now we sell all the Franks and I like lifting weights.

1445
00:35:06,539 --> 00:35:11,860
So this is a double IPA hopped with Simcoe and Nelson Sovin.

1446
00:35:11,860 --> 00:35:13,829
I'd read the untapped for you,

1447
00:35:13,829 --> 00:35:15,300
but that's what it says.

1448
00:35:15,300 --> 00:35:16,300
Um,

1449
00:35:16,300 --> 00:35:17,660
so that's fair.

1450
00:35:17,659 --> 00:35:17,989
Yeah,

1451
00:35:17,989 --> 00:35:18,659
there we go.

1452
00:35:18,659 --> 00:35:23,139
I think it said it was like a four one five cumulative to nicely done.

1453
00:35:23,139 --> 00:35:24,139
Not terrible.

1454
00:35:24,139 --> 00:35:24,449
Um,

1455
00:35:24,449 --> 00:35:26,139
I didn't realize this.

1456
00:35:26,139 --> 00:35:28,710
I haven't seen a hop butcher can on the longest time,

1457
00:35:28,710 --> 00:35:31,180
but it has the tasting notes on the back.

1458
00:35:31,179 --> 00:35:34,992
It's like when I drank that neutral a couple of weeks ago

1459
00:35:34,992 --> 00:35:38,804
and it had all the ingredients or like the grains and the

1460
00:35:38,804 --> 00:35:42,420
malts and the hops and notes you should be looking for.

1461
00:35:42,420 --> 00:35:44,380
So I always enjoy this thoroughly.

1462
00:35:44,380 --> 00:35:46,019
There's no description on it.

1463
00:35:46,019 --> 00:35:47,070
It's just,

1464
00:35:47,070 --> 00:35:47,670
uh,

1465
00:35:47,670 --> 00:35:49,590
it says bright citrus,

1466
00:35:49,590 --> 00:35:52,380
crisp melon and tangy berry.

1467
00:35:52,380 --> 00:35:56,059
I always like to see if the can lives up to my taste buds and my senses.

1468
00:35:56,059 --> 00:35:57,039
So we'll,

1469
00:35:57,039 --> 00:35:57,369
uh,

1470
00:35:57,369 --> 00:36:01,139
we'll dive in with the old schnauz first.

1471
00:36:01,170 --> 00:36:04,039
So I do get a lot of cantaloupe on the nose,

1472
00:36:04,039 --> 00:36:05,559
which is kind of wild,

1473
00:36:05,559 --> 00:36:08,219
but it's like not ripe cantaloupe.

1474
00:36:08,220 --> 00:36:12,460
It's like you opened up a case of cantaloupe that's like fresh into a store.

1475
00:36:12,460 --> 00:36:14,349
So a little on the green side,

1476
00:36:14,349 --> 00:36:17,339
you get a little bit of citrus pith in there.

1477
00:36:17,340 --> 00:36:17,620
Um,

1478
00:36:17,619 --> 00:36:19,579
not so much like the juicy flesh,

1479
00:36:19,579 --> 00:36:21,809
but you can kind of pick up on those,

1480
00:36:21,809 --> 00:36:23,019
those are better.

1481
00:36:23,019 --> 00:36:24,019
Yeah.

1482
00:36:24,019 --> 00:36:24,650
So then,

1483
00:36:24,650 --> 00:36:24,960
uh,

1484
00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:26,530
without further ado,

1485
00:36:26,529 --> 00:36:28,179
here we go.

1486
00:36:28,179 --> 00:36:29,339
While you explore that,

1487
00:36:29,340 --> 00:36:30,940
I want to mention that I think two,

1488
00:36:30,940 --> 00:36:37,579
two weeks ago we were talking about hazy IPAs with Monica
and you brought up like multi hazy IPAs being gross.

1489
00:36:37,579 --> 00:36:38,579
Right.

1490
00:36:38,579 --> 00:36:39,579
I had one over the weekend.

1491
00:36:39,579 --> 00:36:39,819
Oh,

1492
00:36:39,820 --> 00:36:41,220
I'm so sorry to hear that.

1493
00:36:41,220 --> 00:36:43,780
It's from other half and it was so multi.

1494
00:36:43,779 --> 00:36:44,079
Um,

1495
00:36:44,079 --> 00:36:46,250
I had one of those from other half,

1496
00:36:46,250 --> 00:36:46,659
uh,

1497
00:36:46,659 --> 00:36:48,019
about six months ago.

1498
00:36:48,019 --> 00:36:49,019
Uh huh.

1499
00:36:49,019 --> 00:36:49,800
And I was like,

1500
00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:51,300
what's wrong with you other half?

1501
00:36:51,300 --> 00:36:53,110
So maybe other half ain't,

1502
00:36:53,110 --> 00:36:53,300
uh,

1503
00:36:53,300 --> 00:36:56,220
ain't all that in a bag of chips.

1504
00:36:56,420 --> 00:36:58,380
That's kind of what I was saying to my wife.

1505
00:36:58,380 --> 00:36:59,140
So,

1506
00:36:59,139 --> 00:36:59,899
uh,

1507
00:36:59,900 --> 00:37:03,220
tongue Joe Bay,

1508
00:37:03,220 --> 00:37:03,860
um,

1509
00:37:03,860 --> 00:37:11,260
I do pick up on the citrus and it's that bitter pithy citrus.

1510
00:37:11,260 --> 00:37:11,730
Uh,

1511
00:37:11,730 --> 00:37:11,920
I,

1512
00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:14,039
I hate when cans or when,

1513
00:37:14,039 --> 00:37:18,029
when beers say that they do taste like berry,

1514
00:37:18,029 --> 00:37:23,459
because it is so hard to pick out any kind of berry flavor in a beer.

1515
00:37:23,570 --> 00:37:23,800
Um,

1516
00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:27,579
but I get a lot of the bright citrus gooseberries.

1517
00:37:27,579 --> 00:37:30,739
It's got the Nelson solvent hops.

1518
00:37:30,739 --> 00:37:33,839
I feel like you always get this sense,

1519
00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:35,000
this flavor,

1520
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:38,840
the smell that you can never really put your finger on it.

1521
00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:43,180
That's like one of the top notes in the Nelson hop is gooseberries.

1522
00:37:43,179 --> 00:37:48,599
So I believe that's what I'm picking up in this
a little bit of peach doesn't say on the can,

1523
00:37:48,599 --> 00:37:50,779
but this is a wonderful beer.

1524
00:37:50,779 --> 00:37:53,019
It finishes off very dry.

1525
00:37:53,019 --> 00:37:53,829
We already talked,

1526
00:37:53,829 --> 00:37:54,309
you know,

1527
00:37:54,309 --> 00:37:55,139
it's got great color,

1528
00:37:55,139 --> 00:37:55,799
great Hayes,

1529
00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:57,050
Greg can art,

1530
00:37:57,050 --> 00:38:00,420
some lacing going on now that you can see it through my shirt.

1531
00:38:00,420 --> 00:38:01,420
Yeah.

1532
00:38:01,420 --> 00:38:01,619
Um,

1533
00:38:01,619 --> 00:38:02,779
this has a good lacing.

1534
00:38:02,779 --> 00:38:03,779
Yeah.

1535
00:38:03,779 --> 00:38:04,779
The head retention on it.

1536
00:38:04,779 --> 00:38:05,779
Super solid.

1537
00:38:05,779 --> 00:38:06,459
Like I said,

1538
00:38:06,460 --> 00:38:10,019
I haven't had these guys in a long time now they're my local shop.

1539
00:38:10,019 --> 00:38:12,699
So this might be my new phase three.

1540
00:38:12,699 --> 00:38:13,699
I don't know.

1541
00:38:13,699 --> 00:38:14,699
We'll see.

1542
00:38:14,699 --> 00:38:16,059
There's some big words.

1543
00:38:16,059 --> 00:38:16,480
I mean,

1544
00:38:16,480 --> 00:38:17,619
this is an 8% or,

1545
00:38:17,619 --> 00:38:17,980
you know,

1546
00:38:17,980 --> 00:38:19,980
it's 1499 for the four pack.

1547
00:38:19,980 --> 00:38:20,159
Oh,

1548
00:38:20,159 --> 00:38:20,719
that's,

1549
00:38:20,720 --> 00:38:21,980
that's right up in the algorithm,

1550
00:38:21,980 --> 00:38:22,980
right up in the algorithm.

1551
00:38:22,980 --> 00:38:23,980
The can art.

1552
00:38:23,980 --> 00:38:24,510
I mean,

1553
00:38:24,510 --> 00:38:25,460
it all dope.

1554
00:38:25,460 --> 00:38:28,539
This is a like one to one to one ratio nailed it.

1555
00:38:28,539 --> 00:38:29,599
It passes,

1556
00:38:29,599 --> 00:38:31,339
but I'm not MVPs.

1557
00:38:31,340 --> 00:38:34,460
You know what I would say early MVP for,

1558
00:38:34,460 --> 00:38:34,840
uh,

1559
00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:35,690
you know,

1560
00:38:35,690 --> 00:38:37,980
flexes through the year.

1561
00:38:37,980 --> 00:38:39,000
Oh,

1562
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:40,699
Oh shit.

1563
00:38:40,699 --> 00:38:42,619
We're only in March people.

1564
00:38:42,619 --> 00:38:43,619
It's early.

1565
00:38:43,619 --> 00:38:44,440
It's early,

1566
00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:44,619
early.

1567
00:38:44,619 --> 00:38:45,159
Just saying,

1568
00:38:45,159 --> 00:38:46,259
don't time to take it over.

1569
00:38:46,260 --> 00:38:47,020
These guys are,

1570
00:38:47,019 --> 00:38:48,260
they're hitting it all.

1571
00:38:48,260 --> 00:38:49,260
That's pretty good.

1572
00:38:49,260 --> 00:38:50,260
All right.

1573
00:38:50,289 --> 00:38:51,860
Before we move any further,

1574
00:38:51,860 --> 00:38:53,890
the homie chew your beer called in to,

1575
00:38:53,889 --> 00:38:54,139
um,

1576
00:38:54,139 --> 00:38:56,059
well celebrate himself.

1577
00:38:56,059 --> 00:38:57,059
You'll see.

1578
00:38:57,059 --> 00:38:58,059
Hello?

1579
00:38:58,059 --> 00:38:59,059
No one is available to take your call.

1580
00:38:59,059 --> 00:39:00,059
Please leave a message after the tone.

1581
00:39:00,059 --> 00:39:00,239
Yo,

1582
00:39:00,239 --> 00:39:01,059
what's up homies.

1583
00:39:01,059 --> 00:39:02,059
Crappy Republic.

1584
00:39:02,059 --> 00:39:02,420
It's your favorite,

1585
00:39:02,420 --> 00:39:02,739
favorite,

1586
00:39:02,750 --> 00:39:03,059
chew your beer.

1587
00:39:03,059 --> 00:39:04,059
Not true.

1588
00:39:04,059 --> 00:39:05,059
You're rude.

1589
00:39:05,059 --> 00:39:06,059
Fuck that guy.

1590
00:39:06,059 --> 00:39:07,059
My primo sucks for me.

1591
00:39:07,059 --> 00:39:07,159
Anyways,

1592
00:39:07,159 --> 00:39:09,059
got to celebrate my 48th birthday with my homie
Marvin and Vivian over at pizza port in San Clemente.

1593
00:39:09,059 --> 00:39:09,429
I wanted a pizza,

1594
00:39:09,429 --> 00:39:10,059
but I didn't have a pizza.

1595
00:39:10,059 --> 00:39:11,059
So I'm going to get my pizza and I'm going to get my beer.

1596
00:39:11,059 --> 00:39:12,059
I'm going to get my beer.

1597
00:39:12,059 --> 00:39:13,059
I'm going to get my beer.

1598
00:39:13,059 --> 00:39:14,059
I'm going to get my beer.

1599
00:39:14,059 --> 00:39:20,059
I'm going to get my beer.

1600
00:39:20,059 --> 00:39:21,059
I'm going to get my beer.

1601
00:39:21,059 --> 00:39:22,059
I'm going to get my beer.

1602
00:39:22,059 --> 00:39:23,059
I'm going to get my beer.

1603
00:39:23,059 --> 00:39:24,059
I'm going to get my beer.

1604
00:39:24,059 --> 00:39:25,059
I'm going to get my beer.

1605
00:39:25,059 --> 00:39:26,059
I'm going to get my beer.

1606
00:39:26,059 --> 00:39:27,059
I'm going to get my beer.

1607
00:39:27,059 --> 00:39:28,059
I'm going to get my beer.

1608
00:39:28,059 --> 00:39:29,059
I'm going to get my beer.

1609
00:39:29,059 --> 00:39:30,059
I'm going to get my beer.

1610
00:39:30,059 --> 00:39:31,059
I'm going to get my beer.

1611
00:39:31,059 --> 00:39:32,059
I'm going to get my beer.

1612
00:39:32,059 --> 00:39:33,059
I'm going to get my beer.

1613
00:39:33,059 --> 00:39:34,059
I'm going to get my beer.

1614
00:39:34,059 --> 00:39:35,059
I'm going to get my beer.

1615
00:39:35,059 --> 00:39:36,059
I'm going to get my beer.

1616
00:39:36,059 --> 00:39:37,059
I'm going to get my beer.

1617
00:39:37,059 --> 00:39:38,059
I'm going to get my beer.

1618
00:39:38,059 --> 00:39:39,059
I'm going to get my beer.

1619
00:39:39,059 --> 00:39:40,059
I'm going to get my beer.

1620
00:39:40,059 --> 00:39:41,059
I'm going to get my beer.

1621
00:39:42,059 --> 00:39:43,059
I'm going to get my beer.

1622
00:39:43,059 --> 00:39:44,059
I'm going to get my beer.

1623
00:39:44,059 --> 00:39:45,059
I'm going to get my beer.

1624
00:39:45,059 --> 00:39:46,059
I'm going to get my beer.

1625
00:39:46,059 --> 00:39:47,059
I'm going to get my beer.

1626
00:39:47,059 --> 00:39:48,059
I'm going to get my beer.

1627
00:39:48,059 --> 00:39:49,059
I'm going to get my beer.

1628
00:39:49,059 --> 00:39:50,059
I'm going to get my beer.

1629
00:39:50,059 --> 00:39:51,059
I'm going to get my beer.

1630
00:39:51,059 --> 00:39:52,059
I'm going to get my beer.

1631
00:39:52,059 --> 00:39:53,059
I'm going to get my beer.

1632
00:39:53,059 --> 00:39:54,059
I'm going to get my beer.

1633
00:39:54,059 --> 00:39:55,059
I'm going to get my beer.

1634
00:39:55,059 --> 00:39:56,059
I'm going to get my beer.

1635
00:39:56,059 --> 00:39:57,059
I'm going to get my beer.

1636
00:39:57,059 --> 00:39:58,059
I'm going to get my beer.

1637
00:39:58,059 --> 00:39:59,059
I'm going to get my beer.

1638
00:39:59,059 --> 00:40:00,059
I'm going to get my beer.

1639
00:40:00,059 --> 00:40:01,059
I'm going to get my beer.

1640
00:40:01,059 --> 00:40:02,059
I'm going to get my beer.

1641
00:40:02,059 --> 00:40:03,059
I'm going to get my beer.

1642
00:40:03,059 --> 00:40:04,059
I'm going to get my beer.

1643
00:40:04,099 --> 00:40:05,059
I'm going to get my beer.

1644
00:40:05,059 --> 00:40:06,059
I'm going to get my beer.

1645
00:40:06,059 --> 00:40:07,059
I'm going to get my beer.

1646
00:40:07,059 --> 00:40:08,059
I'm going to get my beer.

1647
00:40:08,059 --> 00:40:09,059
I'm going to get my beer.

1648
00:40:09,059 --> 00:40:10,059
I'm going to get my beer.

1649
00:40:10,059 --> 00:40:11,059
I'm going to get my beer.

1650
00:40:11,059 --> 00:40:12,059
I'm going to get my beer.

1651
00:40:12,059 --> 00:40:13,059
I'm going to get my beer.

1652
00:40:13,059 --> 00:40:14,059
I'm going to get my beer.

1653
00:40:14,059 --> 00:40:15,059
I'm going to get my beer.

1654
00:40:15,059 --> 00:40:16,059
I'm going to get my beer.

1655
00:40:16,059 --> 00:40:17,059
I'm going to get my beer.

1656
00:40:17,059 --> 00:40:18,059
I'm going to get my beer.

1657
00:40:18,059 --> 00:40:19,059
I'm going to get my beer.

1658
00:40:19,059 --> 00:40:20,059
I'm going to get my beer.

1659
00:40:20,059 --> 00:40:21,059
I'm going to get my beer.

1660
00:40:21,059 --> 00:40:22,059
I'm going to get my beer.

1661
00:40:22,059 --> 00:40:23,059
I'm going to get my beer.

1662
00:40:23,059 --> 00:40:24,059
I'm going to get my beer.

1663
00:40:24,059 --> 00:40:25,059
I'm going to get my beer.

1664
00:40:25,059 --> 00:40:26,059
I'm going to get my beer.

1665
00:40:27,059 --> 00:40:28,420
So he made a call for your boy,

1666
00:40:28,420 --> 00:40:30,579
good old true your beer.

1667
00:40:30,579 --> 00:40:38,819
And we got a little beer tour and we got to taste some beers that are
not coming out yet that are freshly brewed right there in San Clemente.

1668
00:40:38,820 --> 00:40:41,019
So I got to try a peanut butter stout.

1669
00:40:41,019 --> 00:40:44,500
I got to try a barreled age peanut butter stout.

1670
00:40:44,500 --> 00:40:46,880
And I couldn't untap them because they don't have them out yet.

1671
00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:49,659
So look out for those homies.

1672
00:40:49,659 --> 00:40:52,019
I got some one offs.

1673
00:40:52,019 --> 00:40:53,019
Amazing place old man.

1674
00:40:53,019 --> 00:40:54,019
Awesome.

1675
00:40:54,019 --> 00:40:56,599
I would love to go back and my kids,

1676
00:40:56,599 --> 00:41:00,739
my sons can't say kids because they're fucking 17 and 22.

1677
00:41:00,739 --> 00:41:02,299
I fell in love with that spot too.

1678
00:41:02,300 --> 00:41:03,340
The pizza was amazing.

1679
00:41:03,340 --> 00:41:04,079
You know how it is,

1680
00:41:04,079 --> 00:41:04,500
homie.

1681
00:41:04,500 --> 00:41:05,980
Wish they had one closer to us.

1682
00:41:05,980 --> 00:41:07,699
That would be fucking dope as fuck.

1683
00:41:07,699 --> 00:41:08,699
But that's it homies.

1684
00:41:08,699 --> 00:41:09,699
48 years old.

1685
00:41:09,699 --> 00:41:10,699
True your beer.

1686
00:41:10,699 --> 00:41:14,739
I might be the oldest listener of the craft beer Republic podcast.

1687
00:41:14,739 --> 00:41:16,979
I think son of a bitch.

1688
00:41:16,980 --> 00:41:19,820
I'm two years away from fucking 50 homie.

1689
00:41:19,820 --> 00:41:20,820
That makes me a veteran.

1690
00:41:20,820 --> 00:41:21,820
I don't know homie.

1691
00:41:21,820 --> 00:41:22,820
Orderly.

1692
00:41:22,820 --> 00:41:23,820
All right homies.

1693
00:41:23,820 --> 00:41:27,789
This is true your beer and I'm expecting a lot of well wishes on the fifth,

1694
00:41:27,789 --> 00:41:29,059
which is Tuesday.

1695
00:41:29,059 --> 00:41:31,019
This comes out on Wednesday.

1696
00:41:31,019 --> 00:41:33,019
So you got till Thursday motherfuckers.

1697
00:41:33,019 --> 00:41:34,699
A lot of well wishes.

1698
00:41:34,699 --> 00:41:38,579
So my kids think their dad's cool.

1699
00:41:38,579 --> 00:41:39,579
This is true your beer.

1700
00:41:39,579 --> 00:41:41,859
You have to watch your peace out.

1701
00:41:41,860 --> 00:41:42,240
Well,

1702
00:41:42,239 --> 00:41:45,139
I'm sure he's real pissed that instead of airing his voicemail,

1703
00:41:45,139 --> 00:41:46,909
we had an interview last week,

1704
00:41:46,909 --> 00:41:47,829
but anyways,

1705
00:41:47,829 --> 00:41:49,859
happy birthday to the homie.

1706
00:41:49,860 --> 00:41:50,860
True your beer.

1707
00:41:50,860 --> 00:41:53,500
I didn't even think about that.

1708
00:41:53,539 --> 00:41:57,779
He's going to be so I can't wait for all the text messages.

1709
00:41:57,779 --> 00:41:58,629
But yeah,

1710
00:41:58,630 --> 00:41:59,980
happy birthday.

1711
00:41:59,980 --> 00:42:02,659
Go drop true a line at OG.

1712
00:42:02,659 --> 00:42:03,859
True your beer on the gram.

1713
00:42:03,860 --> 00:42:04,450
Yeah,

1714
00:42:04,449 --> 00:42:09,339
I'm not going to say it now because I'm going to say it tomorrow,

1715
00:42:09,340 --> 00:42:10,369
which is last week,

1716
00:42:10,369 --> 00:42:11,699
which is last week.

1717
00:42:11,699 --> 00:42:12,699
Yeah.

1718
00:42:12,699 --> 00:42:13,699
As we record.

1719
00:42:13,699 --> 00:42:14,259
Anyways,

1720
00:42:14,260 --> 00:42:15,420
so happy birthday.

1721
00:42:15,420 --> 00:42:18,840
If you guys want to call in and make us wish you a happy birthday,

1722
00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:20,740
it's 805-538-beer.

1723
00:42:20,739 --> 00:42:23,739
Oh gosh.

1724
00:42:23,739 --> 00:42:34,559
Do you want us to wish you a happy birthday?

1725
00:42:34,559 --> 00:42:37,400
You want to guilt us into wishing you a happy birthday.

1726
00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:38,400
Call the show.

1727
00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:39,400
Good time.

1728
00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:40,400
All right.

1729
00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:40,850
Florida man,

1730
00:42:40,849 --> 00:42:41,679
the Florida man games.

1731
00:42:41,679 --> 00:42:43,899
We talked about this back in fuck like December.

1732
00:42:43,900 --> 00:42:46,019
I thought this was happening like later.

1733
00:42:46,019 --> 00:42:47,019
I know.

1734
00:42:47,019 --> 00:42:49,699
February into February is the Florida man games.

1735
00:42:49,699 --> 00:42:58,889
They had events such as people dueling in muddy
waters with guns or like just hand to hand combat,

1736
00:42:58,889 --> 00:43:04,059
like the fucking jousting thing that kind of like American gladiator.

1737
00:43:04,059 --> 00:43:06,940
It's like swamp jousting basically.

1738
00:43:06,940 --> 00:43:16,460
They had sumo style wrestling while holding pictures of beer running from
actual Sheriff's deputies while jumping fences and avoiding obstacles.

1739
00:43:16,460 --> 00:43:17,460
That's hilarious.

1740
00:43:17,480 --> 00:43:23,220
A scramble to grab cash flying in a simulated hurricane wind machine.

1741
00:43:23,220 --> 00:43:23,710
I mean,

1742
00:43:23,710 --> 00:43:25,139
it was all boarded up.

1743
00:43:25,139 --> 00:43:28,139
It was 45 bucks to get in fucking worth it.

1744
00:43:28,139 --> 00:43:29,139
How many people?

1745
00:43:29,139 --> 00:43:29,579
Oh,

1746
00:43:29,579 --> 00:43:33,619
is that to enter to like view to watch spectators?

1747
00:43:33,619 --> 00:43:34,090
Yeah,

1748
00:43:34,090 --> 00:43:37,380
they paid 45 bucks to watch all this stuff.

1749
00:43:37,380 --> 00:43:39,300
And so this was only the first ever.

1750
00:43:39,300 --> 00:43:42,060
It's only going to get better from here.

1751
00:43:42,110 --> 00:43:49,059
Just wait till there's one where they have to like hog
tie a gator with a lit like M80 in their butthole.

1752
00:43:49,059 --> 00:43:55,099
You got to like hog tie the gator before the firecracker goes off.

1753
00:43:55,099 --> 00:43:58,059
We're not pulling that out until you hog tie it.

1754
00:43:58,059 --> 00:43:59,059
Right.

1755
00:43:59,059 --> 00:44:00,019
Or better yet,

1756
00:44:00,019 --> 00:44:04,220
hold a grenade in one hand with the pin pulled out and then have to.

1757
00:44:04,220 --> 00:44:05,220
Yeah.

1758
00:44:05,220 --> 00:44:05,630
I mean,

1759
00:44:05,630 --> 00:44:07,760
they all know as soon as you enter Florida,

1760
00:44:07,760 --> 00:44:08,970
grenade and alligator,

1761
00:44:08,970 --> 00:44:10,180
grenade and gator.

1762
00:44:10,179 --> 00:44:10,609
Yeah,

1763
00:44:10,610 --> 00:44:11,180
exactly.

1764
00:44:11,179 --> 00:44:12,429
Grenade or as you say,

1765
00:44:12,429 --> 00:44:13,539
grenade a gator.

1766
00:44:13,539 --> 00:44:14,539
But now you nailed a grenade.

1767
00:44:14,539 --> 00:44:15,539
Or my favorite wrestler.

1768
00:44:15,539 --> 00:44:16,539
I nail things.

1769
00:44:16,539 --> 00:44:17,539
Yeah.

1770
00:44:17,539 --> 00:44:21,300
So I hear in some weird slash I don't care.

1771
00:44:21,300 --> 00:44:22,300
News.

1772
00:44:22,300 --> 00:44:24,820
June shine has acquired flying embers.

1773
00:44:24,820 --> 00:44:27,159
So if you're into the hard kombucha garbage,

1774
00:44:27,159 --> 00:44:28,539
I could read the story.

1775
00:44:28,539 --> 00:44:30,059
But who drinks that shit?

1776
00:44:30,059 --> 00:44:31,059
Gross.

1777
00:44:31,059 --> 00:44:32,059
Yeah.

1778
00:44:32,059 --> 00:44:33,059
I won't even drink regular kombucha.

1779
00:44:33,059 --> 00:44:34,059
No.

1780
00:44:34,059 --> 00:44:35,059
Yeah.

1781
00:44:35,059 --> 00:44:35,220
Oh,

1782
00:44:35,220 --> 00:44:36,060
it's got probiotics.

1783
00:44:36,059 --> 00:44:36,289
Oh,

1784
00:44:36,289 --> 00:44:37,059
eat some fucking yogurt.

1785
00:44:37,059 --> 00:44:38,059
Right.

1786
00:44:38,059 --> 00:44:39,059
You know what I'll do?

1787
00:44:39,059 --> 00:44:40,059
I'll take probiotics.

1788
00:44:40,059 --> 00:44:41,059
We're good.

1789
00:44:41,059 --> 00:44:42,059
Save yourself the vomit.

1790
00:44:42,059 --> 00:44:43,059
Yeah.

1791
00:44:43,059 --> 00:44:45,730
I remember a couple of weeks ago,

1792
00:44:45,730 --> 00:44:49,820
Tennessee was introducing that bill to make us.

1793
00:44:49,820 --> 00:44:51,500
They can't sell cold beer.

1794
00:44:51,500 --> 00:44:52,500
Right.

1795
00:44:52,500 --> 00:44:52,710
Well,

1796
00:44:52,710 --> 00:44:53,500
that's been withdrawn.

1797
00:44:53,500 --> 00:44:54,500
Tennessee.

1798
00:44:54,500 --> 00:44:54,980
Solid light,

1799
00:44:54,980 --> 00:44:55,500
everybody.

1800
00:44:55,500 --> 00:44:56,500
Yeah.

1801
00:44:56,500 --> 00:44:59,980
So our CBR trip to Tennessee is back on.

1802
00:44:59,980 --> 00:45:00,980
We go.

1803
00:45:00,980 --> 00:45:01,980
Yeah.

1804
00:45:01,980 --> 00:45:02,980
Fucking idiots.

1805
00:45:02,980 --> 00:45:03,980
Rednecks.

1806
00:45:03,980 --> 00:45:04,199
Oh,

1807
00:45:04,199 --> 00:45:04,979
who said that?

1808
00:45:04,980 --> 00:45:05,980
Georgia.

1809
00:45:05,980 --> 00:45:11,940
Roll Tad.

1810
00:45:11,940 --> 00:45:16,820
A Georgia small brewer bill fails to advance.

1811
00:45:16,820 --> 00:45:20,772
Georgia Senate committee has failed to advance legislation

1812
00:45:20,772 --> 00:45:24,456
that would have allowed the state's craft breweries to

1813
00:45:24,456 --> 00:45:27,940
self distribute up to 3000 barrels of beer annually.

1814
00:45:27,940 --> 00:45:33,300
Reform the state's beer franchise laws that lock
brewers into contracts with their distributors.

1815
00:45:33,300 --> 00:45:39,840
Remove the daily to go sales limit on taproom sales
and allowed for direct charitable donations of beer.

1816
00:45:39,840 --> 00:45:40,530
Way to go,

1817
00:45:40,529 --> 00:45:40,839
Georgia.

1818
00:45:40,840 --> 00:45:41,840
Yeah.

1819
00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:42,840
Just let them do it.

1820
00:45:42,840 --> 00:45:43,840
Yeah.

1821
00:45:43,840 --> 00:45:50,500
The Georgia Crafters Guild basically went on to say that
we're locked in handcuffs from these asshole distributors.

1822
00:45:50,500 --> 00:45:51,070
Geez,

1823
00:45:51,070 --> 00:45:51,400
man,

1824
00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:53,740
between New Jersey and Georgia now.

1825
00:45:53,739 --> 00:45:54,739
I know.

1826
00:45:54,739 --> 00:45:55,739
What's wrong?

1827
00:45:55,739 --> 00:45:56,739
Come on.

1828
00:45:56,739 --> 00:45:57,739
Pull your life together.

1829
00:45:57,739 --> 00:45:58,739
Yeah.

1830
00:45:58,739 --> 00:45:59,739
Just let them do it.

1831
00:45:59,739 --> 00:46:00,739
Who cares?

1832
00:46:00,739 --> 00:46:01,739
Right.

1833
00:46:01,739 --> 00:46:03,739
I don't know how stupid the whole distribution laws are.

1834
00:46:03,739 --> 00:46:06,299
You do a whole episode on that.

1835
00:46:06,300 --> 00:46:08,300
It's a prohibition laws.

1836
00:46:08,300 --> 00:46:09,900
You can think Budweiser for all you like.

1837
00:46:09,900 --> 00:46:11,340
Danny and Heizer Bush.

1838
00:46:11,340 --> 00:46:12,340
Yeah.

1839
00:46:12,340 --> 00:46:14,340
They basically wrote the laws after prohibition.

1840
00:46:14,340 --> 00:46:15,340
Still makes you hard.

1841
00:46:15,340 --> 00:46:16,340
Yeah.

1842
00:46:16,340 --> 00:46:17,340
Yeah.

1843
00:46:17,340 --> 00:46:19,039
Bud Light doesn't because boy,

1844
00:46:19,039 --> 00:46:20,860
are those sales still dipping?

1845
00:46:20,860 --> 00:46:24,780
Budweiser had their AB had their investor call last week and two weeks ago.

1846
00:46:24,779 --> 00:46:25,779
Didn't go well.

1847
00:46:25,779 --> 00:46:26,779
Didn't go well.

1848
00:46:26,779 --> 00:46:27,779
Can't lay off more people.

1849
00:46:28,039 --> 00:46:29,409
They didn't talk about that,

1850
00:46:29,409 --> 00:46:33,739
but they definitely are not selling as much beer as they used to.

1851
00:46:33,739 --> 00:46:35,059
I think they're down like 15% or something.

1852
00:46:35,059 --> 00:46:36,059
Get better.

1853
00:46:36,059 --> 00:46:37,059
Yeah.

1854
00:46:37,059 --> 00:46:38,690
Denver based brewery,

1855
00:46:38,690 --> 00:46:39,860
True Brewing.

1856
00:46:39,860 --> 00:46:41,579
Have you heard of True?

1857
00:46:41,579 --> 00:46:42,579
Yeah.

1858
00:46:42,579 --> 00:46:43,579
It's like T R V E.

1859
00:46:43,579 --> 00:46:44,579
Yeah.

1860
00:46:44,579 --> 00:46:45,579
Yeah.

1861
00:46:45,579 --> 00:46:46,579
Yeah.

1862
00:46:46,579 --> 00:46:47,579
Bugs the shit out of me because it's a V not a U.

1863
00:46:47,579 --> 00:46:48,579
Yeah.

1864
00:46:48,579 --> 00:46:49,579
Why?

1865
00:46:49,579 --> 00:46:50,579
Because it's a V not a U.

1866
00:46:50,579 --> 00:46:51,579
Yeah.

1867
00:46:51,579 --> 00:46:52,579
Thanks.

1868
00:46:52,579 --> 00:46:57,730
They're moving their production away from their
own facility to New Image Brewing in Wheat Ridge,

1869
00:46:57,730 --> 00:46:58,260
Colorado.

1870
00:46:58,260 --> 00:46:59,440
Interesting new take.

1871
00:46:59,440 --> 00:47:00,440
They're not going to make their own beer.

1872
00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:02,400
They're still going to have their own tap room,

1873
00:47:02,400 --> 00:47:07,140
but I guess they don't want to deal with making the beer anymore.

1874
00:47:07,139 --> 00:47:08,139
So what?

1875
00:47:08,139 --> 00:47:09,139
I don't know.

1876
00:47:09,139 --> 00:47:10,609
That blows my mind,

1877
00:47:10,610 --> 00:47:11,420
I guess.

1878
00:47:11,420 --> 00:47:12,420
That's kind of weird.

1879
00:47:12,420 --> 00:47:13,420
Contract brewing.

1880
00:47:13,420 --> 00:47:14,420
Yeah.

1881
00:47:14,420 --> 00:47:16,550
Contract brewing,

1882
00:47:16,550 --> 00:47:18,780
but your own recipes.

1883
00:47:18,779 --> 00:47:19,779
Yeah.

1884
00:47:19,779 --> 00:47:20,779
Pretty much.

1885
00:47:20,779 --> 00:47:23,139
And then just to keep your tap room open.

1886
00:47:23,139 --> 00:47:24,139
Yeah.

1887
00:47:24,179 --> 00:47:27,019
I think they're talking about opening up a second location in Asheville,

1888
00:47:27,019 --> 00:47:27,820
North Carolina.

1889
00:47:27,820 --> 00:47:30,420
So it's an interesting business model.

1890
00:47:30,420 --> 00:47:31,420
Maybe it's smart.

1891
00:47:31,420 --> 00:47:32,420
I don't know.

1892
00:47:32,420 --> 00:47:33,420
I'm not a genius.

1893
00:47:33,420 --> 00:47:34,420
Yeah.

1894
00:47:34,420 --> 00:47:36,300
I guess we don't know the funds and the financial.

1895
00:47:36,300 --> 00:47:37,300
Right.

1896
00:47:37,300 --> 00:47:40,180
Maybe it's cheaper to contract the beer.

1897
00:47:40,179 --> 00:47:41,179
Yeah.

1898
00:47:41,179 --> 00:47:42,460
You don't have to hire a brewer.

1899
00:47:42,460 --> 00:47:43,699
I've been to true brewing.

1900
00:47:43,699 --> 00:47:44,699
It was years ago.

1901
00:47:44,699 --> 00:47:47,019
It's all right.

1902
00:47:47,019 --> 00:47:49,260
People really say big things about it.

1903
00:47:49,260 --> 00:47:50,260
Yeah.

1904
00:47:50,260 --> 00:47:51,260
People like it out there.

1905
00:47:51,260 --> 00:47:52,260
Yeah.

1906
00:47:52,260 --> 00:47:53,260
And it was fine.

1907
00:47:53,329 --> 00:47:55,619
It reminds me of Second Chance Brewing in San Diego.

1908
00:47:55,619 --> 00:47:57,940
They have completely closed all their locations,

1909
00:47:57,940 --> 00:47:59,900
including their production facility.

1910
00:47:59,900 --> 00:48:01,940
You can only find them in Total Wine and stuff,

1911
00:48:01,940 --> 00:48:03,380
and their contract brewing.

1912
00:48:03,380 --> 00:48:04,380
Interesting.

1913
00:48:04,380 --> 00:48:05,380
Yeah.

1914
00:48:05,380 --> 00:48:06,380
I think at Alesmith.

1915
00:48:06,380 --> 00:48:07,380
I think I saw that somewhere.

1916
00:48:07,380 --> 00:48:08,380
All right.

1917
00:48:08,380 --> 00:48:09,380
We'll leave you with this one.

1918
00:48:09,380 --> 00:48:13,340
Drunk man arrested after slapping his rear and flipping the bird to officers.

1919
00:48:13,340 --> 00:48:14,340
Is he naked?

1920
00:48:14,340 --> 00:48:15,340
No.

1921
00:48:15,340 --> 00:48:16,340
Okay.

1922
00:48:16,340 --> 00:48:17,369
This comes out of,

1923
00:48:17,369 --> 00:48:17,940
not Florida,

1924
00:48:17,940 --> 00:48:19,260
comes out of Oklahoma.

1925
00:48:19,260 --> 00:48:19,770
Well,

1926
00:48:19,769 --> 00:48:20,400
I mean,

1927
00:48:20,400 --> 00:48:21,659
it's- Not far.

1928
00:48:21,659 --> 00:48:22,659
No.

1929
00:48:22,760 --> 00:48:24,220
It's like middle country Florida.

1930
00:48:24,220 --> 00:48:25,220
Yeah.

1931
00:48:25,220 --> 00:48:30,180
It's like less stellar Texas.

1932
00:48:30,180 --> 00:48:36,900
Prior Creek Police Chief Jeremy Cantrell shared a story
of a bizarre interaction with a prior man on Friday.

1933
00:48:36,900 --> 00:48:47,420
Chief Cantrell said he was with another officer at Prior City Park Friday
morning when they noticed that Michael Chalalike was in his yard nearby.

1934
00:48:47,489 --> 00:48:49,939
Chalalike threw his hands in the air,

1935
00:48:49,940 --> 00:48:51,309
slapped his rear end,

1936
00:48:51,309 --> 00:48:53,859
and then went inside his residence.

1937
00:48:53,859 --> 00:48:57,619
He then proceeded to flip us off from inside the residence,

1938
00:48:57,619 --> 00:49:00,819
Chief Cantrell wrote on a social media post.

1939
00:49:00,819 --> 00:49:03,920
The chief said that would have been the end of it,

1940
00:49:03,920 --> 00:49:09,819
but then Chalalike went back outside with pen and
paper to collect their license plates numbers.

1941
00:49:09,819 --> 00:49:12,729
Cantrell said Chalalike was highly intoxicated and,

1942
00:49:12,730 --> 00:49:12,930
shocking,

1943
00:49:12,930 --> 00:49:15,820
wound up being arrested for public intoxication.

1944
00:49:15,819 --> 00:49:18,099
It's fucking weird.

1945
00:49:18,099 --> 00:49:20,779
It's like you're in the clear.

1946
00:49:20,779 --> 00:49:21,779
Right.

1947
00:49:21,779 --> 00:49:22,689
You know,

1948
00:49:22,690 --> 00:49:23,779
like- Yeah.

1949
00:49:23,779 --> 00:49:25,739
You got what you wanted to do.

1950
00:49:25,739 --> 00:49:28,579
You smacked your ass at the cops,

1951
00:49:28,579 --> 00:49:29,190
woo-wee,

1952
00:49:29,190 --> 00:49:30,019
right?

1953
00:49:30,019 --> 00:49:31,019
Woo-wee.

1954
00:49:31,019 --> 00:49:34,180
You flipped him off from inside your house.

1955
00:49:34,180 --> 00:49:35,010
Pretty safe bet,

1956
00:49:35,010 --> 00:49:35,180
right?

1957
00:49:35,180 --> 00:49:36,180
Right.

1958
00:49:36,180 --> 00:49:36,480
Well,

1959
00:49:36,480 --> 00:49:37,980
they get to knock down your door.

1960
00:49:37,980 --> 00:49:38,980
Yeah.

1961
00:49:38,980 --> 00:49:41,420
And then you do it to yourself.

1962
00:49:41,420 --> 00:49:42,420
Yeah.

1963
00:49:42,420 --> 00:49:43,420
Came back out.

1964
00:49:43,420 --> 00:49:44,420
You just stayed inside.

1965
00:49:44,420 --> 00:49:47,699
I've been really drunk on multiple occasions.

1966
00:49:47,699 --> 00:49:49,019
I feel you.

1967
00:49:49,019 --> 00:49:50,130
Not once have I ever thought,

1968
00:49:50,130 --> 00:49:50,390
"Hey,

1969
00:49:50,390 --> 00:49:51,619
you know what I'm going to do?

1970
00:49:51,619 --> 00:49:54,460
I'm going to get after these cops." Yeah.

1971
00:49:54,460 --> 00:49:55,460
It's always smart.

1972
00:49:55,460 --> 00:49:58,260
It just crosses people's minds.

1973
00:49:58,260 --> 00:49:59,260
Yeah.

1974
00:49:59,260 --> 00:50:00,260
You know what?

1975
00:50:00,260 --> 00:50:02,380
He was probably drinking that shit vodka from your ceiling.

1976
00:50:02,380 --> 00:50:03,460
You're probably right.

1977
00:50:03,460 --> 00:50:06,019
Maybe he's got vodka bottles in his ceiling.

1978
00:50:06,019 --> 00:50:07,260
He probably does.

1979
00:50:07,260 --> 00:50:09,030
And if he doesn't,

1980
00:50:09,029 --> 00:50:10,299
he should.

1981
00:50:10,300 --> 00:50:10,670
You know,

1982
00:50:10,670 --> 00:50:13,059
we haven't even checked the attic since we started living here.

1983
00:50:13,059 --> 00:50:15,180
So I assume- I can't wait for next week.

1984
00:50:15,180 --> 00:50:20,940
I assume you pull the latch and it's just going to just rain vodka bottles.

1985
00:50:20,940 --> 00:50:23,099
You guys can get rich from all the recycling.

1986
00:50:23,099 --> 00:50:24,099
Yeah.

1987
00:50:24,099 --> 00:50:26,099
Maybe like $15.

1988
00:50:26,099 --> 00:50:27,099
Yeah.

1989
00:50:27,099 --> 00:50:31,739
That's enough for a four pack of all beef franks.

1990
00:50:31,739 --> 00:50:32,739
You got that right.

1991
00:50:32,739 --> 00:50:33,739
Yeah.

1992
00:50:33,739 --> 00:50:34,739
See?

1993
00:50:34,739 --> 00:50:35,739
Hashtag worth it.

1994
00:50:35,739 --> 00:50:36,739
I like where you're at with that.

1995
00:50:36,739 --> 00:50:37,739
Hashtag worth it.

1996
00:50:37,739 --> 00:50:38,739
All right.

1997
00:50:38,739 --> 00:50:40,059
Let's hit some music over here.

1998
00:50:40,059 --> 00:50:41,059
Let's head on out of here.

1999
00:50:41,059 --> 00:50:43,099
I'm going to say hi to Vanessa.

2000
00:50:43,099 --> 00:50:43,440
Oh,

2001
00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:44,779
hello Vanessa.

2002
00:50:44,779 --> 00:50:45,779
Number one listener.

2003
00:50:45,779 --> 00:50:46,779
Hello.

2004
00:50:46,779 --> 00:50:49,059
Hope you were at the Florida games.

2005
00:50:49,059 --> 00:50:51,140
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2006
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2007
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2008
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2009
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2010
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Follow us on the socials,

2011
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2012
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Of course,

2013
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flex me a beer,

2014
00:50:59,750 --> 00:51:01,420
underscores in between.

2015
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2016
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CrappyRepublic on all the socials really.

2017
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2018
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2019
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2020
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2021
00:51:16,739 --> 00:51:19,139
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2022
00:51:19,140 --> 00:51:20,730
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2023
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2024
00:51:22,140 --> 00:51:23,480
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2025
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2026
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And mail@crappyrepublic.com.

2027
00:51:25,260 --> 00:51:26,260
I think that's everything.

2028
00:51:26,260 --> 00:51:29,380
Hope everyone out there is staying very well hydrated.

2029
00:51:29,380 --> 00:51:30,309
And on that note,

2030
00:51:30,309 --> 00:51:31,659
good night everybody.

2031
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