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has your week been?

How are you?

What is new?

Give us the T delicious

Everything is good.

I attended a bot mitzvah over the weekend.

Um, so just bouncing back.

Thank, thank you.

Thank you.

Bouncing back from that.

Yeah, we did a little Shabbat dinner.

It was a whole weekend affair.

I, you know, being an adult and experiencing this bot mitzvah thing.

It's really like a wedding.

I mean, I didn't realize it at the time when I was a kid, but there's

There's the, you know, the brunch afterwards and I'm like exhausted also.

It's just bizarre kind of being the adult at the bat mitzvah.

I gotta say,

Oh, yeah, the very first bot Mitzva ever attended.

I was a cater waiter,

oh, wow.

I had no idea what was happening.

It's funny.

They, they did a pajama theme, which I thought was like pretty interesting, cuz by bat

So it was pajama themed and it turned out being because it was like a.

Moonlight kingdom or something.

I don't know.

There was like a theme and everyone looked really cute in their pajamas, but there were all these

And I was like, this is so weird.

Like everything's, everything's changed and nothing has changed, you know?

Absolutely.

Yeah.

So funny love it.

So how was your week?

I've missed you?

I've been so busy with all the bat mitzvah stuff.

I know you really have it.

It does require a lot.

I, I know that from also personal experience.

Uh, my wake is good, you know, we've just been chugging along.

I, um, I gotta do an oil change for my car, but I just haven't done it yet.

I keep getting emails that it's time, and I know I need to stay on top of

yeah, same.

That's so funny.

And other stuff that I'm not gonna talk about on the pod, but I'm

I don't know, just, you know, life is, life is always interesting and, um,

I am so grateful to be here.

This is definitely the highlight of my week.

And then, you know, another reason why it's the highlight of our week is cuz we get to

So do you wanna Lodge a Complaint?

Yeah, I think I do want to,

Lodge Complaint.

hear it.

okay.

I really, I.

I Donn don't know if you've ever experienced this.

And I know that there are tricks to get over this, but have you ever put on a cute

Oh my God.

I hate that.

I hate it.

So severely, especially with like gym pants or gym shorts, where I'm

It's like, for some reason, anytime it's in the wash or the dryer, it just wants to

And I know that there are like hacks where you, I know that like seam stress.

Yes you do with safety pen.

Have we talked about this?

I don't think so, but maybe I Donn, I can't remember if we've talked

Oh, I hate it so much.

irritating.

And then sometimes I just like in a sweatshirt that has one that I don't

I'll just take it out cuz I'm like, I don't wanna deal with you.

I'm just gonna remove you from the equation because

I'm gonna remove you before you remove

Exactly.

Cause like, I gotta get ahead of this because if I get too and I develop too much of a,

So I might as well just sever ties now.

I don't know what that says about me, but I definitely feel you.

Well, I also will like preemptively the other way.

I will tie like two or three knots on the end of each.

So that like, it can't get through the little slit or the little hole or whatever, but like,

I'm like, You know, if I was trying to untie this knot, I would not

Right.

Exactly.

Where have all the socks gone?

Where have all of the like strings gone?

What is happening?

Oh, I hate it.

It's so frustrating.

It actually happened to me recently in one of my really cute American apparel hoodies.

And like, I just like, can't wear it because like, I can't get the string back through and it's like,

And it's like over.

It is I'm sorry.

That is upsetting.

Whenever you have a garment and something, I was just, you know, I watched Seinfeld a lot.

And was it on Seinfeld that this happened?

I think it was before Elaine lost the, the button, but anyway, somebody loses

I'm never gonna sew this button back on.

I hate that feeling when it's like this thing happened to this garment that I was really

So I feel you, I feel you.

I feel you.

baby with bath water.

Anyway, that was my Complaint.

Chelsey.

What do you wanna Complaint about today?

I wanna complain about like just chairs and couches with bad back support or just

I know that like I've talked about, I had like an incident where I was in one

And every time I just going back to the bat mitzvah, any time I go to a wedding or bat

So I feel very nervous the entire time I'm sitting on it.

My entire body is like cleansed up.

I'm like hunched forward, cuz I'm trying to like squat a little bit so that I'm taking

I wish we could do better.

Like I understand.

When you have the affairs and you're bringing in all these chairs, like they're lightweight.

Like I, I get like why we use these banquet type chairs or whatever they're called, but

Yeah, I have a similar relation to these folding banquet chairs.

Anytime they come out at like family gatherings.

I'm always the one that has to sit on them because I'm a boy and I'm usually

And so it's like the nice padded chairs that actually go with the dining room

But now I'm getting to an age where I'm

aging in

yes, but like I have a similar feeling, not, not, not of, not of the same fear.

Out of the comfortability

They're so uncomfortable.

Yeah.

you wanna sit in one of those folding chairs for a Passover

I Donn don't no, thank you.

I don't know.

I mean, again with the inventions, but like, can we do better?

Yeah.

Right.

Like, can we invent a chair that is both like super compact and like easy to store away when

And like also doesn't feel like it's gonna break in two seconds.

Wait, this is really funny, but I just thought about this.

This is connecting two things here, but I remember when David and I went

And so we were like, yeah, this is awesome.

And we went and it's literally, they like put out banquet chairs and, and it's like,

So it's like, there's, every leg is touching because they push.

So that they're smooshed up against each other and then you're sitting through an opener

I'm like, these tickets are hundreds of dollars.

I want like, I want like nice stadium seats.

And this is the Bogata

thank you.

That's

we're not at planned Hollywood.

They do have a venue, but I guess maybe Jerry Seinfeld needed

So they probably like used the ballroom or something like that and put a whole

But like, it's just been years of this with these chairs.

I mean, how I I've did any research, but I don't know how long they've been around.

They've been around a long time.

I just think we should do better.

I hear you, they serve the need, but I think we could up our

We have robot vacuums.

We can have better chairs

Mm-hmm did you see the promo for Hoka focus too?

not yet, but I, I do wanna watch it.

Are they, is there something with a robot vacuum?

Yeah, cuz you know how she rides the vacuum in the first

Yeah.

she's like on two robo vacuums.

Oh

Le each foot.

that's funny.

Except Kathy and Jamie.

Yeah.

Yeah, that's funny.

All right.

So do you feel like a little relief now?

no, I kind of feel angry now, but it's

Okay.

That's all right.

Well maybe somebody else is gonna be angry and then we can like commiserate.

Do you think we should jump into some online reviews?

Yeah, let's do it.

All right, let's do it.

Review That Review

As you know, we are your trustee review Queens.

We bring in reviews from the internet that we feel need to be inspected.

We read you the review, break it down and rate the impact of the

It's a very Regal process that we call.

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Very Regal.

All right, Trey, what do you have for us today?

All right, I'm going back to basics.

And today my review is a One-Star-Zinger good reads review.

yeah.

Oh my goodness.

Okay.

This is written by Sarah and it is for, I don't know, Chelsey, if you've ever heard

oh, I believe I have heard of that.

Okay.

All right.

So this is Sarah's One-Star-Zinger review for William Shakespeare's romance

Shakespeare guy is pretty talented.

I don't know who he is.

Never heard of him.

Okay.

This is from September of 2011,

Okay.

and it says, recommends it for, and Sarah wrote no one who is sane.

Oh, okay.

Oh,

And that is above the review.

So here is the review.

This play was absolutely awful.

I had to read it for school and boy did.

I wish I didn't have to.

All the characters act like idiots.

Romeo is a fickle cry, baby Tibu is a hotheaded moron.

Juliet is an irresponsible naive romantic fool.

Paris is a desperate pussy nurse is just some woman going Cile dot, dot, dot

this story just gives teenagers all over the world.

A bad name.

I Donn don't think there is a single responsible teenager in the whole thing.

You wanna know something we actually exist.

There are plenty of responsible teenagers in the actual world, but apparently they

Plus all the adults are clueless as well, especially fryer Lawrence.

What made the man think marrying two teenagers against their parents' wills was a good idea.

That makes no sense exactly how will it help their families with their fighting problem.

It just sounds like a huge headache waiting to happen.

Then it blows up right in their faces right after.

And they're all surprised really?

You couldn't see it screwing up in the beginning

Mm-hmm

and really what the heck made them think.

Getting married right after meeting was a good idea.

Who's teaching these kids about love.

Because they are obviously missing out on the most important chapter, common sense, all caps do,

That is so unrealistic.

my God.

Well, I'm glad that in the end, Sarah put like, even for this time, cuz I thought this was very

So 2011 knowledge to a 16th century piece.

Of art or, you know, written, written piece of art.

I mean, this is the problem that I have with the good reads is I think that this

I actually think it's interesting.

I like that Sarah broke down all the characters and had such a perspective on this.

I think that that's kind of cool, but because I'm an artist.

I feel like why can't we have flawed characters?

Like why can't we have flawed story?

Why, why does every single story need to be about the responsible girl with

I don't think that Shakespeare is saying that every teenager that exists today or in 1596

Is this irresponsible, fickle, all of these things, but this is a story about teenagers

I mean, I hope that like we have grown and we have become more, you know, like adults

Yeah,

But I do like the breakdown.

I think it's funny to me.

I never really considered why does fryer Lawrence help them?

I Donn know, I guess, because fryer Lawrence is like a romantic.

But he's a, he's a monk, right?

Doesn't you like have a vow of chastity.

Maybe he's a secret romantic.

I mean, you could have a vow of chastity and still be like

No, you have to be in love with God.

No, you can only love God.

but they're not monks.

So they're allowed why?

I mean, if I'm lactose intolerant, I'm not gonna be like, you can't!' have the ice cream.

I'm sorry.

I guess you, as a Jewish person have never met a Christian Chelsey.

never.

oh my God.

Well, I also think it's funny.

Like, I kind of think that isn't Paris kind of like by all accounts in the story.

I don't remember.

Isn't he like upstanding and good.

I honestly don't remember.

I can't

he the one that kills Romeo

I thought,

who kill?

I thought they killed themselves.

They like with the poison and then

Oh.

He Romeo kills Paris.

Yeah, maybe.

I don't know.

I honestly don't remember the story.

Well enough.

I like read the history plays in high school.

We didn't, we didn't go for the Romeo and Juliet and I'm sure I saw the movie with Leo,

So I can't really like, I.

Speak to the accuracy of the character breakdown.

And I don't really care about that because I do think that art is subjective.

And I think it's super interesting that Sarah has this perspec, this like strong

I imagine if Sarah was in class and they were talking about it, maybe she would have to use

But I think that the teacher would be impressed that she has, like, she obviously got such a.

Like visceral reaction and has such an opinion of all of these characters.

I think that's really good.

I do too.

That's what really strikes me is like, I am getting a very strong.

Impression of Sarah being fed up with no representation of responsible teenagers,

Right, right.

Which is funny, cuz it's just like, well, we can't change it now, Sarah, like this is

There's there's nothing we could do now.

But I do think it's an interesting take Sarah.

Doesn't say, which I appreciate anywhere in the review.

Like don't read it.

It's a waste of time.

Does she?

No actually.

So I do appreciate that.

And I think that that's cool for like a good reads community, because I think if

And I think that Sarah exercised that.

Right.

And I appreciate that, but I do appreciate that.

She's not putting words in other people's mouths.

She's sort of presenting an argument.

Yeah, it's interesting to me because when I think of Ramo and Juliet, I don't really

And like, it is interesting how Sarah's just pointing out.

Like the parents were clueless and like didn't.

Like, they're not taking responsibility.

Like why aren't they taking, like, I think that's such an interesting takeaway from yeah.

totally.

And like, regardless, I mean maybe in the 15 hundreds there be an answer for that.

Like maybe they were working or taking care of other children or, you know, like whatever.

And also if we are looking back historically, if you were a teenager,

I was gonna say, I was gonna say, like, I think the whole thing about,

Like wasn't the life expectancy, like way down.

So like, technically as a teen, I mean,

Weren't you like an old maid?

Jesus died of 33, cuz that he didn't exactly die of natural causes, but you know,

I agree with Sarah or not in the context of good reads.

I think in other forums, it can be like, that's your opinion?

Why are you giving it a One-Star-Zinger?

But I don't know.

Who's like getting the money for the Shakespeare state at this point.

So I don't know.

Who's like profiting off of this good reads page.

And I think for that reason, it was funny.

It was entertaining.

How was the spelling and grammar?

pretty perfect.

yeah, like pretty good.

Like, I don't know if some of the same rules of like, let's go against Sarah's

Like this is Sarah's impression of the book or the play, and I think that's fair game.

Do we think she's being shady

Yeah, but I feel like in a fun teenager way, like, it feels like Sarah,

Right.

So it's like, Sarah's probably.

Like, I don't know, a freshman in high school or something like that, you know?

And so for a freshman in high school to like take to good reads and write this

Well, that's also why I was first intrigued by this obvious teenager

So it is kind of interesting to think.

We're making teenagers read the story about teenagers killing themselves.

Although RO Juliet doesn't really kill her artist.

She does at the end when she wakes up.

So I Donn don't I just spoil alert.

Oh, um,

It's you've had time.

Okay.

You've had time.

I mean, I don't know.

I guess I think like, is this, is there value in this review?

Not necessarily for the text itself, but I think it is unique.

I mean, it's a unique perspective.

If you were going to like revisit the material, I'm trying to think, like, if you've

Yeah.

If you've never read it and you're going to good reads to say, should I spend time then

Read it and, well, I don't know, who's reading the reviews on good reads.

That's that's really ultimately the question, because I think it's

I think it's an interesting interpretation point of view.

I could see this being written as like a paper, like a high school paper.

This is my, and I'm very intrigued by all of those elements, but.

another example where I'm like, I wanna know more about this reviewer.

right.

Totally.

And I, I guess, because like, I look at good reads so much to try to like find reviews and stuff.

I don't know.

I must have signed up for something at one point now I get these emails.

Like I Donn Donn, Donn, DT, know if you get them.

But like anytime my friends leave reviews for.

I get like a ding or whatever.

And so in reading my friends reviews this, it does seem like good reads is more of like a community

So it is interesting cuz I don't think it falls by the same rubric as some of the other platforms.

Yeah.

I also love the fact that like Sarah was assigned this as an assignment

Sure.

You know, like there's something very endearing about that, but it is interesting cuz it feels to

for sure.

It's funny.

It is funny.

I laughed a lot.

yeah, it's more POV I think, than it is a review.

Right.

Exactly.

Which I love POV in her review.

I really do.

I would just ordinarily I think, knock her for like, is she giving, she's giving a lot

I don't think that Sarah's opinion is everybody's opinion.

I think I have to say that just for the few people that might be going to good read.

To look for, you know, an accurate interpretation while Sarah didn't say, nobody should read

I don't think that Sarah had any perspective other than it sucks.

Yeah.

Right.

And if they did, they Donn don't share it.

I mean, they don't, they Donn don't talk about any of the virtues of.

Right.

They're not like I understand that this is Romeo and Juliet, and I understand that it's

Like, no, but was it remarkable for the time period that it was written in?

Yes, it was.

So we're not really.

Putting any of that into the review.

So if I had any criticism for Sarah, I would say, it's that

But I do think that that's part of the value here, because I feel like every review

I mean, I've never considered this.

And I had to read rim and Juliet when I was in high school.

Yeah, I don't, we didn't have to Rome, Romeo and Juliet, but I, I don't think

That I've heard regularly, but there is a lot of debate about Romeo and Juliet out there.

So I'm sure I'm sure there are other people that support Sarah's

I just don't think I personalized it the way Sarah is

Which I do sort of exactly.

It's like, I wanna like criticize it, but I also love it cuz I think that's what we should

And I think that really the issue is, you know, assigning this in school.

That's why I think that my high school was like, let's go straight to the history plays.

Let's read Henry the fifth because like what is the inherent lesson in Romeo

End up killing themselves.

Right.

So what is the like lesson there in terms of a teachable

yeah, but isn't the point, but I actually think isn't the point, like

maybe.

like in a grander scheme is that the word scheme, like in a grander scale, like

It just makes me like, think about like, if in Sarah's classroom, what are

Are they like, now this is the way you should be?

Like, what, like, what are they saying?

That's making Sarah personalize this so much.

And I have to be like, hold up.

My teach is wrong.

You know, like what.

Although I will say I do agree that I think the parent parental characters

They're so caught up in shit that has nothing to do with the

totally.

which does seem to be a trope honestly.

And young adult storytelling

Well, because you need to get yeah, but you need to get 'em out of the way.

Correct?

Otherwise you couldn't have euphoria, whatever.

I Donn don't watch that show,

I mean Donn either.

Well, alright, so I Donn know, do you think you can crown this I'm feeling

I know that's what I'm feeling as well.

But I think we, we crown this honoring that this is a literary space and that the reviews

Yeah, I think I can crown it.

I'm I'm ready to crown.

Yes.

Okay.

So Chelsey and I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards in an effort

We will simultaneously reveal our rating.

Queens are Tabulating

to.

Okay, I'm holding up four crowns.

Trey is holding up three and a half crowns.

I'll go first.

I went with four crowns cuz you know, I love a strong POV.

I love a strong POV that I believe, I believe Sarah's like conviction about this piece.

And I think that she brought an interesting.

Perspective to this historic literary text that other people in the good

Something a little bit different.

So for the environment that this review lives in, and the fact that I got a pretty good laugh out

Why did you go with three and a half?

Trey?

Well, I'm still very conflicted, cuz I do think that this

Yeah,

And I think this might be the first time on the show where.

Is this typical, is this atypical that it swings in the opposite way as a positive to

Right.

But, but it is also interesting just to say like Sarah is reviewing Romeo

Like none of like this doesn't make sense, but isn't telling you.

That it's not good.

Don't read it.

It's bad.

Like they don't really go into that.

It's sort of reviewing the circumstances within the, like the plot basically.

So I said three and a half, because I'm not sure how this is as an actual review

Mm-hmm

of the text of like what it actually is, but I'm obsessed with Sarah

Well, since this is written in 2011, we can rest assured

So maybe Sarah has new perspectives on this as an adult.

All right, Sarah, if you're listening 1 8 5 0 review zero.

Yeah.

I wanna know, please, if you know, Sarah, please have them call in.

I'm so curious.

Does anyone have their own memories of having to read Shakespeare?

Did anyone actually read it?

Did anyone like pretend yeah.

Spark notes?

spark notes.

Some.

I mean that I thought when you brought in the One-Star-Zinger, cuz I would think like most

Like I can't!' the, I am a contam and like the reversal of words and just the way

this really went left field.

Yeah, it wasn't.

I mean, Sarah really had a better understanding of the text as a teenager

Apparently

well, like now that we're on this topic and we're outside of the review,

right.

Same.

So like, what is the point of west side story?

Will they sort of make it about race right.

Yeah.

I think it is a.

It is about like, how far are we willing to go?

I think for hate, like, can we experience love?

Can we like side with love in the landscape of hate?

I guess, I

there a place for us?

where there's a place for us somewhere, a place for us, but not

I guess I'm just curious, like I would have to actually look at

Like, I don't think the point is that they're star CCRS lovers.

I think the point is the culture they're inside of makes them star CCRS lovers.

And so they're victim to their circumstance.

hundred percent.

Yes.

So I

Yeah.

It's like, they're choosing love, but like their environment that they come from is

maybe Sarah didn't get.

Maybe maybe there are plot holes.

Maybe it's just like, it sounds like Sarah started to read the book and then was so

Adjectives that she used that she couldn't even ascertain the story, cuz she was just like,

You expect me to like enter into this contract where I'm supposed to acknowledge

I mean, it is hilarious to me reading what made this fryer think

I mean, that's hilarious as a hilarious thesis

Right.

cause like why, why did he.

But like we said, probably because the like marital age was like very low.

I don't know like how unusual it was,

But even back then, that's what a dowry is.

Like, you're paying cuz you're buying the daughter, like that's the whole point, right?

Like that's why they were all inbred and buy cuz it's like, you're buying the castle.

So like why would you do that against the parents will like don't you need them for the marital

why I think that the fryer believed in love.

I mean, this is all, none of this is real.

So like who cares?

But like, God, I think it's so funny.

This was much more entertaining to me than someone actually doing a literary review of

Right.

Exactly.

And that's why I feel like it's successful as a review cuz it's like, I just, I had something

And it was definitely not this

do.

I like being surprised.

Agreed.

All right.

Well maybe you and I can read some saunas on the after show.

Sure.

I compare the two, a summer's day that were more lovely and more

Temperate

Thank you.

Okay.

Somewhere in there.

Sure.

Why

leather, yellow leather.

Yeah.

Get those, uh, vocal exercises going.

All right.

My Queen

Yes.

it's time.

All right.

Diva Queen.

We have reached the most Regal portion of our show Chelsey.

Who are you inducting today?

My Royal line.

All right, try.

So I Donn don't know if you've been noticing as we've been recording,

That

water and that's what I wanna induct today.

Thank you.

I wanna adopt water, clean water, drinking water at thank you as my

Here's the thing, listeners.

I think there's a lot of you out there who can relate to me.

okay.

there are a lot of us who do not drink a lot enough water.

Trey Gerrald is not one of those people.

He doesn't understand.

Okay.

Trey Gerrald drinks a lot of water, but for those of us who don't drink a lot

I, you know, I've been running around, I was, you know, helping with the bat mitzvah.

I wasn't drinking enough water.

And I was like having headaches.

I was having all like little like depression, all these like symptoms

And then when I realize that and I start drinking water, I actually feel so much better.

And it's just one of those things that I think.

Because I'm not someone that drinks a lot of water.

I didn't really think about it in that context.

I'm like, I know I gotta be drinking more water, but the reality is drinking.

Water has so many benefits for our lives, for our mental health, for our physical health in so many

There's, there's a lot to be grateful for in terms of having access to clean water.

And the fact that, you know, We can be better and we can feel better just by

So I thought, what better, what better nomination than water for my Royal Highness,

So here I go, I'm gonna drink some now.

Delicious.

Yes water.

I'm surprised we haven't inducted water, honestly, at this point,

all the times that we've spoken about by hydration issues and water.

I just felt like, wait, have we not inducted water?

And also people are so into the different kind of water bottles.

You know what I mean?

It always feels like you can never have enough water bottles.

mean, there's two ways to go about this.

The funny response here for me is like, I love water.

There, there, there is nothing more high, like quenching than cold water

And then also like the like serious reaction is like, you know, not everyone has access

You, you like have to like what's happening in Flint still today is horrifying.

Um, but yeah, no, I totally agree.

Water.

You are a.

You are a Queen like the ultimate Queen, the OG Queen.

Water is the base of everything.

exactly like she,

ho

she ho was here way before we were, is all Masai.

Okay.

So we gotta do the H two ho the honor of recognition and also.

I wanted to find a way to bring cuz you know, we love hydration and

So I thought, how could we honor water?

How could we, how could we bring this even further?

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If you write a review for the rest of the month and we pick you, I'm gonna send you

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Well, that's it.

My Queen, we did it.

That is another round on the R a RQ Ferris wheel of Romeo and Julie wet,

yes.

I mean, not like in that way.

wet water.

felt really gross, but I

Didn't Ophelia die in a stream of water.

Don't be Ophelia.

don't be Ophelia.

And don't be Juliet for that matter.

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Our cover art was designed by LogoVora and a theme song was written by Joe

So it was, it was Leo and Kate Winslet, right in the Lerman

No that's

and Julie.

No.

Oh, Claire Dan.

Oh, sorry.

But it was Leo.

It was Leo.

It was Leo.

It was Leo and Claire.

Dan that's right.

That's right.

Gotta give that a revisit.

but I thought the old lady dropped it into the ocean in the end.

oh my God.

Do you think I'll find an Emerald heart?

Not Emerald

What's wrong with you?

I Donn know what's wrong with me.

I love Troy less than Cordes.

I gotta keep drinking water.

My brain's not working right.

Girl, you know, that water bottle

Mm, delicious.

icy.

I did get the ice Yu.

Okay.