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Q. Spectro St. Terror
My name is Quencent Spectro St. Terror and these are my CHILLING SCENARIOS
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They could happen to you.
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Ah ha. What a wonderful, crisp fall.
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Morning. You've got.
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Your coffee, your phone and.
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and.
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There's a big bird on your porch.
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it's close, two feet away, separated only by glass. That's an exaggeration. Three feet, one at most. It's very close. It's right there on your porch looking at you.
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That's a big bird on your porch.
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maybe don't look at it. You think, just sip your coffee.
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But
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There's a big bird on your porch. It's right there.
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It's right. That bird that big could could do a lot of.
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Things to you. Bird Looks like a hunter. You always thought maybe you could take a bird in a fight. But look at that bird.
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It's a big bird. It's right there.
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It's got claws, talons,
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sharp little bird fingees that will take chunks out of your softest parts and body you have full of them.
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What does it want with you.
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Why is it looking at you. You live where you live far from nature. So that you can avoid apex predators and focus.
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On making money.
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To buy food at a store. It's a good trade off.
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Gives you more time to focus.
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On reading or TV. Mostly TV.
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Which is better than reading because it's the most amount of information you can put into your face at a time.
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There's nothing wrong with avoiding nature and watching TV. You hear that bird.
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You need to calm your nerves.
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your coffee has cooled enough now that you can take a big gulp. You tilt your mug up to obscure your vision, Take a hot swig of the sweet stuff it tastes. Yes, very much like coffee. And.
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There's still a big part of your porch.
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You don't think the big bird knows you're scared, do you?
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You might have to call in sick today.
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There's no way you're going to make it from your door.
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To your car without that big bird taking a few chunks out of your soft spots.
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Maybe if you bring a knife.
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But the bird probably knows how to steal a knife.
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Plus, then if you make it to your car, you have to figure out what to do with a knife.
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Like, where you going to put a knife in your car that you're not going to forget about it and get stabbed a week from now
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You're not a fighter. You're a predator.
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By omission at best.
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The bird is still there - Nope, it flew away.
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Good. Wait, now. It could be anywhere.
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Q. Spectro St. Terror
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and for every pair of ghost pants you buy, Ghost pants will send a single ghost pant leg to someone cold.
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So you will have to buy two pairs to actually be helpful. Ghost pants come in a variety of colors and patterns, but they are all entirely clear to show off your legs and privates.
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They also sell clothes to the upper body. But do not wear them at the same time as you wear those pants. Please, please, you'll die. Use the code. Q Spectro
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St. Terror chilling scenarios.
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At checkout
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to add 2% to your order, which will pay for the zipper on the pants that you're buying for a stranger. My name is Quencent
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Q. Spectro St. Terror
Spectro St. Terror, and I release you from this Chilling Scenario
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Q. Spectro St. Terror
There's a big bird on your porch.