Everybody's got an opinion, Every Californian and Virginian.
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Chelsey Donn:Hello
Trey Gerrald:Well, hello and hello listeners.
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Trey Gerrald:How are you?
Chelsey Donn:Cheerio, Trey.
Chelsey Donn:I'm good.
Chelsey Donn:I just wanted to be super comfy today.
Chelsey Donn:So I figured I'd show I'm showing up to work in a calf tan guys.
Chelsey Donn:Is that okay?
Chelsey Donn:That's
Trey Gerrald:of course.
Chelsey Donn:I just wanted to be comfy.
Chelsey Donn:I was feeling like I needed to be extra comfortable today and you look very comfy.
Chelsey Donn:Might I say, are you wearing a fetch sweatshirt?
Trey Gerrald:I am.
Trey Gerrald:I'm wearing merch.
Chelsey Donn:my God, you guys, I have to say beyond the fact that this
Chelsey Donn:I'm obsessed with it.
Chelsey Donn:I wear it all the time too.
Chelsey Donn:It is so comfortable.
Chelsey Donn:How comfortable are our Kvetch sweatshirts?
Trey Gerrald:It really is crazy comfortable.
Trey Gerrald:I don't have anything that's as soft as this.
Trey Gerrald:And even David was like, what is this?
Trey Gerrald:I was like, it's merch.
Trey Gerrald:He's like, it's so soft.
Chelsey Donn:I know my old roommate Gotti, if you're listening, hi Gotti, he's super
Chelsey Donn:He's one of those people that like doesn't have a huge closet, but the few items that
Chelsey Donn:He's like a little bit of a minimalist and he bought one of these Kvetch sweatshirts
Chelsey Donn:He's like, this is like a James Pierce quality and that's coming from a hard judge.
Trey Gerrald:I don't know the brand, but it really is very soft.
Trey Gerrald:It's unlike any other thing I have, but yes, I also, in addition to you
Trey Gerrald:I had a friend in town who stayed with us.
Trey Gerrald:We had a whole blast about.
Trey Gerrald:Town going into Manhattan.
Trey Gerrald:We
Trey Gerrald:did an impromptu college reunion with people that are around.
Trey Gerrald:And I had a great time.
Trey Gerrald:This friend of mine, we went to college together.
Trey Gerrald:We also went to middle school and high school.
Trey Gerrald:I had a great time with my friend Francis who listens to the pod.
Chelsey Donn:Oh, hi Francis.
Trey Gerrald:She was like, I feel like I'm friends with Chelsey.
Trey Gerrald:And I was like, you are,
Chelsey Donn:you are.
Chelsey Donn:Hi Francis.
Chelsey Donn:I'm so glad we're friends.
Trey Gerrald:how was your week?
Chelsey Donn:My week was good, busy, busy, you know, back in the season of, of work and,
Chelsey Donn:But, I mean, I have been having something I've wanted to talk to about, and I've like saved it
Chelsey Donn:So if it's okay with you.
Trey Gerrald:Yes.
Trey Gerrald:Let's go ahead and.
VoiceOver:Lodge Complaint.
Chelsey Donn:So I used to go to the movies all the time, pre COVID, but I have not been going
Chelsey Donn:So I found a theater that was playing top gun.
Chelsey Donn:It was.
Chelsey Donn:My friends and I were excited.
Chelsey Donn:Girls night out, everything was seeming good.
Chelsey Donn:About five minutes in an entire row of people walk in, you know, the movie's just
Chelsey Donn:What's the plot?
Chelsey Donn:You know, Tom cruise is on screen and.
Chelsey Donn:The person has like their flashlight on and they're trying to find the seat
Chelsey Donn:And then they're like whispering, but like really loud whispering.
Chelsey Donn:And that like at another point, like in the middle of the movie, one of them left and
Chelsey Donn:And I got 10% off, like literally in the middle of the movie.
Trey Gerrald:no.
Chelsey Donn:Like hello?
Chelsey Donn:Who raised these people?
Chelsey Donn:They were probably in their twenties.
Chelsey Donn:I was just trying to think, like, did I behave like that?
Chelsey Donn:Like, I don't think I was ever that disrespectful
Trey Gerrald:Hm.
Chelsey Donn:the sanctity of the movie theater, like.
Trey Gerrald:Hmm.
Chelsey Donn:We're here.
Chelsey Donn:We're trying to enjoy this moment.
Chelsey Donn:We're trying to all focus on the same thing.
Chelsey Donn:All we do all day long is like, we're on the phone.
Chelsey Donn:We're so distracted.
Chelsey Donn:We're talking we're whatever.
Chelsey Donn:Like this is the time when we get to just turn it all off.
Chelsey Donn:And pay attention to this art that I dedicate my life to, that you dedicate your life to.
Chelsey Donn:And these people are back there.
Chelsey Donn:Like, why are you here?
Chelsey Donn:You could literally be anywhere.
Chelsey Donn:You could be anywhere, but here, but you're here.
Chelsey Donn:And you're ruining this experience.
Chelsey Donn:And at one point, I mean, I really had to hold together cuz I like, you know, I'm
Chelsey Donn:I'm trying not to be the old lady.
Chelsey Donn:I'm really I'm trying, but I had to shush.
Chelsey Donn:At one point I had to shush.
Chelsey Donn:Okay.
Chelsey Donn:It got outta control.
Chelsey Donn:And I, I gave a, you know, just like a little, little
Trey Gerrald:they respond?
Chelsey Donn:they got quiet and then it was one of those recliner chairs.
Chelsey Donn:And so like, I pressed my recliner chair and it made like a fart sound
Chelsey Donn:And so then they were like, sh you.
Chelsey Donn:But like, what the heck?
Chelsey Donn:Like why, why, why do people do this?
Chelsey Donn:Like, it's really graining to me.
Chelsey Donn:Is it graining to you?
Chelsey Donn:Trey?
Trey Gerrald:okay.
Trey Gerrald:Well, I just have to show you that written on my
Chelsey Donn:No, stop it.
Chelsey Donn:You're lying to
Trey Gerrald:Literally my Complaint today is opening candy at a Broadway musical
Chelsey Donn:my God.
Trey Gerrald:because David and I had the amazing opportunity to see a very good friend of ours.
Trey Gerrald:Play the role of Evan Hanson in the musical.
Trey Gerrald:Dear Evan Hanson on the great white way.
Trey Gerrald:We were in the third row with vocalist of our theme song, Natalie Weiss.
Trey Gerrald:And I mean, I could talk about that performance as a Royal Highness.
Trey Gerrald:I don't know if the listeners have seen dear Evan Hansen, there was a film.
Trey Gerrald:It is an outrageous performance that requires so much emotional access on top of
Trey Gerrald:The, the task is so absurd.
Trey Gerrald:I remember when we saw Ben Ette afterwards, we were like, how will
Chelsey Donn:I know
Trey Gerrald:how anyone else can do this.
Chelsey Donn:I saw Ben in it and I was like, that was the best thing I've ever seen on stage.
Chelsey Donn:Like the acting, the like snot,
Trey Gerrald:So it, without spoilers, there is the whole show is about some deception.
Trey Gerrald:And so there is this incredible 11 o'clock number where Evan Hanson is revealing the deception.
Trey Gerrald:And this is a number where the character is literally snot crying
Chelsey Donn:Yes.
Trey Gerrald:and belting.
Trey Gerrald:Simultaneously.
Trey Gerrald:And we literally, I, I can't even make this up.
Trey Gerrald:We're in the third row and there are these two tourists in front of us.
Trey Gerrald:And they literally in the vamp silence when the character is like
Chelsey Donn:Oh no.
Trey Gerrald:you hear this.
Trey Gerrald:And I was like, no, Natalie smacked my thigh.
Trey Gerrald:So fucking hard.
Trey Gerrald:I'm like, yes, bitch.
Trey Gerrald:I am hearing it too.
Chelsey Donn:in the room.
Trey Gerrald:He starts belting really high and crying.
Trey Gerrald:And then we hear this.
Trey Gerrald:It was like a three parter.
Trey Gerrald:They had to like wiggle the paper candy out of the purse.
Trey Gerrald:Then they had to open the paper candy.
Trey Gerrald:Then they had to put the candy in their teeth and make crazy clicking sounds.
Trey Gerrald:At the point in the show where been plat, one of Tony, it was, I could not believe it Chelsey.
Trey Gerrald:It's like also that is a moment where you are waiting the entire show, especially if.
Trey Gerrald:Have seen that, you know, that this outrageous moment is about to happen.
Trey Gerrald:It's like the defining moment it's as if seeing wicked and you're getting to define
Chelsey Donn:a fine gravity.
Trey Gerrald:and there's a blackout, right.
Trey Gerrald:Or it's like, you're going to see dream girls.
Trey Gerrald:And you're about to hear, and I am telling you, and, um, F he loses her voice.
Trey Gerrald:Like, it's just like we have arrived at the moment that will live in
Chelsey Donn:at the like pin ultimate moment, the moment the
Trey Gerrald:And we're seeing our friend in the role on Broadway.
Trey Gerrald:So can't!', I, I can't, I don't understand also, like I like similar to your people.
Trey Gerrald:It's like, I don't understand the, um, need to do it, especially like at such a pivotal moment.
Trey Gerrald:Like you're in the show.
Trey Gerrald:This is a three hour musical we're at two and a half hours.
Trey Gerrald:I don't know.
Trey Gerrald:I'm making those numbers up.
Trey Gerrald:Like you're in the plot of the story.
Trey Gerrald:Now you need a candy also, the minute you hear how loud the candy is, how do you not just stop?
Chelsey Donn:that's like what I'm wondering, cuz it's like we, we talked about, we had the
Chelsey Donn:You're loud.
Chelsey Donn:And sometimes I feel like people can be loud without realizing it.
Chelsey Donn:But with the sounds that were coming at the movies, and it sounds like also in your
Chelsey Donn:Okay.
Chelsey Donn:Of like sounds how are you not hearing that?
Chelsey Donn:And, and like having some sort of like, Ooh, like I can hear it.
Chelsey Donn:Like, if I can hear it, everybody else can hear it too.
Trey Gerrald:Yeah, I will.
Trey Gerrald:I will never be.
Trey Gerrald:Confident enough in my life to not be aware of the impact I'm having on people around me, famous
Trey Gerrald:I can hear you.
Trey Gerrald:It's
Chelsey Donn:Yeah.
Trey Gerrald:loud in a movie theater is so offensive.
Trey Gerrald:Being loud in a theater is
Chelsey Donn:SAC,
Trey Gerrald:so UN it's just the absurd it's absurd.
Trey Gerrald:So that's my Complaint
Chelsey Donn:Oh, my God.
Chelsey Donn:That is really weird that we both have the same Complaint.
Trey Gerrald:so weird.
Trey Gerrald:But there are even, I've been to the theater before where the pre-show announcement is
Trey Gerrald:Like they've even
Chelsey Donn:They added that to the, to the vernacular.
Chelsey Donn:Yeah, it's in
Trey Gerrald:it's like even more of a double offense.
Trey Gerrald:Anyway, that's my Complaint.
Chelsey Donn:Ugh.
Trey Gerrald:I'm glad that we both simultaneously agree
Chelsey Donn:I mean, obviously I hear you.
Chelsey Donn:Who are these people or is it just cuz all of us have been inside that now
Chelsey Donn:We don't realize how we're supposed to act.
Trey Gerrald:David thought that it was maybe a cough drop, but I don't remember
Trey Gerrald:So I'm like, Regardless,
Chelsey Donn:a David reply in that.
Trey Gerrald:until there's applause or wait until there's a swell of music.
Trey Gerrald:Don't do it in the literal silence where the person is crying.
Chelsey Donn:is so sweet to be like, maybe they had a terrible cough
Trey Gerrald:it was really absurd though.
Trey Gerrald:It was like, even with his positivity, it was like, are you kidding me?
Chelsey Donn:But I think the problem is both in this case and my case, and
Chelsey Donn:So first of all, like you're so close to the stage, which is like, so egregious and terrible.
Trey Gerrald:Also, we were not center.
Trey Gerrald:We were literally like on the side, but we were the seats, like towards the center.
Trey Gerrald:So we were on the aisle right there.
Trey Gerrald:He was literally in front of,
Chelsey Donn:That song happens on to the like stage,
Trey Gerrald:Yeah.
Trey Gerrald:He was like five feet away from us.
Trey Gerrald:I mean, it was like, it was unnervingly close.
Trey Gerrald:I, I was
Chelsey Donn:you're like that close.
Chelsey Donn:So you'd think at that point, like,
Trey Gerrald:in a conversation with the performer.
Chelsey Donn:Well, you are, but also you think at that point you'd wanna be there.
Chelsey Donn:Like, for me, I was like, with these, like with these kids, I'm like, maybe
Chelsey Donn:Maybe they've like, top gun has been out for like a century.
Chelsey Donn:Maybe they've seen it already, like, you know,
Trey Gerrald:Yeah.
Trey Gerrald:I think it just comes down to people don't realize how loud they are or they don't
Trey Gerrald:That's what I think the kids' problem is.
Trey Gerrald:And that's what these tourists, I think they just were like, we're at world boy.
Trey Gerrald:They weren't Southern by the way.
Chelsey Donn:Quick story.
Chelsey Donn:And Emily crater will remember this.
Chelsey Donn:There was this lovely elderly couple that used to go to all the shows at Strausberg
Chelsey Donn:They would fall asleep in the first row and like snore, like loudly, like
Chelsey Donn:It was like a Rite of passage.
Chelsey Donn:You're like, oh, they're here.
Chelsey Donn:Okay.
Chelsey Donn:So I will just act over the storing.
Chelsey Donn:I will project
Trey Gerrald:snoring.
Chelsey Donn:Yeah.
Chelsey Donn:We were told before, like Donn, don't take offense to this.
Chelsey Donn:This is like nothing to do with your acting.
Chelsey Donn:Like these people are, they come to all the shows, but they just, they, they always fall asleep.
Trey Gerrald:I bet they were like donors too.
Trey Gerrald:So they couldn't say
Chelsey Donn:too.
Chelsey Donn:Exactly.
Chelsey Donn:Yeah, exactly.
Chelsey Donn:I have to talk to Emily about that anyway, back onto the subject of why we do this
Chelsey Donn:Should we dive in?
Trey Gerrald:do it.
Trey Gerrald:Let's jump into some online reviews, diva.
VoiceOver:Review That Review.
Chelsey Donn:As you know, we are your trustee review Queens.
Chelsey Donn:We bring in reviews from the internet that we feel need to be inspected.
Trey Gerrald:We read you a review, we break it down and then we rate the impact of that
Trey Gerrald:This is a scientific scale that we call
VoiceOver:that Kvetch.
Chelsey Donn:There's a lot of science involved.
Chelsey Donn:So with all that science in mind, what is it that we are going to inspect today?
Chelsey Donn:Trey?
Trey Gerrald:Well, I don't know if you recognize, but today is our 69th episode.
Chelsey Donn:Yeah,
Trey Gerrald:And what do you think of when you think of the number 69?
Chelsey Donn:personally, I think of like cancer, cause that's my sign
Trey Gerrald:Uh,
Chelsey Donn:and it's like a 69, but I also, the
Trey Gerrald:Oh, like,
Chelsey Donn:act.
Trey Gerrald:wait cancer is a 69.
Chelsey Donn:Yeah.
Chelsey Donn:It's one of 'em
Trey Gerrald:Wait, cuz Pisces is like two fish that look like a 69.
Chelsey Donn:Pisces is two fish.
Chelsey Donn:Cancer is a 69 as well.
Chelsey Donn:I think it's cuz like we're yeah.
Chelsey Donn:Cancer 69.
Trey Gerrald:Geminis duplicitous.
Chelsey Donn:Yeah.
Chelsey Donn:They're like two sides, but I think it's cuz like we can't we're like givers.
Chelsey Donn:We can't like receive without giving back.
Chelsey Donn:That's how I like to think of
Trey Gerrald:Uh, okay.
Trey Gerrald:So whenever you hear the number 69, you think of your astrology sign.
Chelsey Donn:Well, I like, I think of that.
Chelsey Donn:And then obviously the sexual
Trey Gerrald:Oh, you do.
Chelsey Donn:Yes,
Trey Gerrald:some reason when I hear 69, I think of sex too.
Trey Gerrald:So today I have brought in
Chelsey Donn:could I not.
Trey Gerrald:two star Yelp review for the museum of sex.
Chelsey Donn:Woo wanna know something very weird.
Chelsey Donn:I actually was like looking this up for reviews this week.
Chelsey Donn:So
Trey Gerrald:Real.
Chelsey Donn:are weirdly in sync.
Chelsey Donn:Yes.
Chelsey Donn:I love it.
Chelsey Donn:Is it a two star or a two dot
Trey Gerrald:This is a two star it's on Yelp and this is written by KT F but it's
Chelsey Donn:K
Trey Gerrald:KT.
Chelsey Donn:KTF like KFC, but KTF.
Trey Gerrald:Just like
Chelsey Donn:Just like,
Trey Gerrald:Okay.
Trey Gerrald:So here we go.
Trey Gerrald:This is, oh, well, I, I think maybe the title goes to show, but if anyone is unaware, there is
Trey Gerrald:Called the museum of sex.
Trey Gerrald:So this is KTS review.
Chelsey Donn:okay.
Trey Gerrald:Most sex is the kind of place that you are let down by, but can't really complain
Trey Gerrald:Yes.
Trey Gerrald:That kind of place.
Chelsey Donn:Wait, what?
Chelsey Donn:Wait, could you start over?
Chelsey Donn:Start over.
Chelsey Donn:Thank you.
Chelsey Donn:Just start.
Chelsey Donn:Okay.
Trey Gerrald:Mo sex.
Trey Gerrald:Is the kind of place that you are let down by, but can't really complain about
Trey Gerrald:Yes.
Trey Gerrald:That kind of place.
Trey Gerrald:First exhibit gift shop.
Trey Gerrald:Most interesting thing here is the herbal aphrodisiacs.
Trey Gerrald:Other than that, the usual array of novelty, sex gags com rags high gloss
Trey Gerrald:Three out of ten second exhibit Linda Lovelace, basically a biography of her sad life and a giant
Trey Gerrald:Lots of shock value, but no substance two out of ten third exhibit, this was the Funland
Trey Gerrald:Best part was the bouncy house.
Trey Gerrald:Novel, but only about 10 minutes worth.
Trey Gerrald:It left a lot to be desired four out of ten fourth, exhibit animals, sexuality.
Trey Gerrald:Now this was the most informative and educational part and I appreciated it the most.
Trey Gerrald:There were beautiful 3d models of the animals and even a few informative videos.
Trey Gerrald:Nine out of 10, fifth exhibit sexual quote, unquote oddities.
Trey Gerrald:Very few were actual oddities, some sex dolls, some dildos attached to a thing.
Trey Gerrald:Some vintage porn comics and a dress made of condoms felt like
Trey Gerrald:Three out of 10.
Trey Gerrald:The admission charge was pretty high for the sort of stuff we saw.
Trey Gerrald:If I had to describe Mo sex in one word, it would be gimmick.
Trey Gerrald:Don't come here.
Trey Gerrald:If you are serious about sex ed, or want to see anything you couldn't see on your
Trey Gerrald:All caps.
Trey Gerrald:Here's how to get the most sex experience for free one.
Trey Gerrald:Google, how animals have sex?
Trey Gerrald:Two Google Linda Lovelace biography three Google condom dress.
Trey Gerrald:your local sex toy shop.
Chelsey Donn:Wow.
Chelsey Donn:Okay.
Chelsey Donn:All right.
Chelsey Donn:KTF so this is two stars, right?
Trey Gerrald:two.
Trey Gerrald:Yeah.
Chelsey Donn:right.
Chelsey Donn:I didn't, I don't think I caught on to the two outta 10 rule until like the second or third one.
Chelsey Donn:So I know we did a two outta 10, a four outta 10, a nine out 10 and a three outta 10.
Trey Gerrald:the gift shop they gave a three out of 10.
Chelsey Donn:Okay.
Chelsey Donn:Am I missing any other ones?
Trey Gerrald:think that's it.
Chelsey Donn:I Donn don't think that that averages to choose stars.
Chelsey Donn:I don't know.
Chelsey Donn:Well, maybe we're talking about 10, so I guess we have to divide by two.
Chelsey Donn:I don't know.
Chelsey Donn:I didn't wanna do math.
Chelsey Donn:I don't know.
Chelsey Donn:I thought this was interesting.
Chelsey Donn:I wanted to say that the idea of breaking it up into categories and doing the like
Trey Gerrald:Yes.
Chelsey Donn:I like that KTF took us through, like the various rooms gave a lot of information
Chelsey Donn:I think that that's good because I mean, I guess animal sexuality, you know, was KTFS thing.
Chelsey Donn:So for them, they did have a nine out of 10 experience in at least one of the exhibits.
Chelsey Donn:That's where I'm, I'm wondering if this should be a two star, but then it really
Chelsey Donn:Is that what you're saying?
Trey Gerrald:Yeah.
Trey Gerrald:So it's capital M O capital se X, which I've never heard this called Moss
Chelsey Donn:Yeah.
Chelsey Donn:I, I, first I thought I was like very confused.
Chelsey Donn:Cause I thought you said most sex is the kind of like, as if like they're Carrie Bradshaw, all of a
Chelsey Donn:Like, and I was like, wait, what am I talking about?
Trey Gerrald:couldn't help, but wonder
Chelsey Donn:couldn't help, but wonder is Mo sex.
Trey Gerrald:proper abbreviation.
Chelsey Donn:Exactly.
Chelsey Donn:So that sort of distracted me, I guess, at the top.
Chelsey Donn:Maybe if I was reading it, it would've been different.
Chelsey Donn:Did you like, did it stop you when you first got to it?
Trey Gerrald:Yeah, because I don't know that I've ever seen it called Mo sex also.
Trey Gerrald:There's no O in the word museum, wouldn't it be Mo
Chelsey Donn:I guess it's mu they're, they're using the, oh, it's like museum of sex,
Trey Gerrald:right.
Trey Gerrald:Cuz you wouldn't capitalize the O
Chelsey Donn:right?
Trey Gerrald:but then wouldn't it be Moss MOS.
Chelsey Donn:I don't know.
Trey Gerrald:Also, why are you, why are you shortening museums?
Trey Gerrald:Shouldn't you be shortening sex?
Trey Gerrald:I don't know.
Trey Gerrald:Most sex is very confusing, especially when you're reading it out on a podcast.
Trey Gerrald:Cuz it sounds like you're saying more sex.
Chelsey Donn:yeah.
Chelsey Donn:More sex or most I wrote down most sex at first.
Chelsey Donn:Like I Donn don't know, but anyway, that was definitely confusing.
Chelsey Donn:I Donn know.
Chelsey Donn:I think it's super interesting that KTF is such a hater.
Chelsey Donn:They described a lot of things that I don't think you'd have in your normal
Chelsey Donn:I think a lot of these museums and I think museum of sex is sort of like an earlier on.
Chelsey Donn:They they're sort of like Instagram museums at a certain
Trey Gerrald:It feels like
Chelsey Donn:And someone's gonna wanna take a picture of themselves
Trey Gerrald:Which they don't include that in the list at the end.
Trey Gerrald:Cuz you can't get the experience
Chelsey Donn:exactly.
Chelsey Donn:And then also I just thought, is that a good point?
Chelsey Donn:Because it's like, yeah, well, you don't have to go to the, you know, the met either.
Chelsey Donn:You could Google, you know what I mean?
Chelsey Donn:Like you could really say that about anything like Google it, like, read about the artist,
Chelsey Donn:And I don't know, I think that the idea.
Chelsey Donn:A museum is a collection of items.
Chelsey Donn:So like, yeah, you could Google this and Google that and go to the sex shop and
Chelsey Donn:I think more if KTF had spent more time talking about they don't address kink,
Chelsey Donn:If more of the focus had been.
Chelsey Donn:I think I could have been with them, but because, you know, they're sort of just knocking, it
Chelsey Donn:And like, I, I just, I never think you're gonna get the same experience from
Trey Gerrald:Yeah, it is interesting that they left the experience feeling
Trey Gerrald:There's also like this was a very common theme in the review.
Trey Gerrald:As I was purveying for today, many people really were disappointed in the actual education from the
Trey Gerrald:And so I was really sort of like, Doing an evaluation on myself of like, what would I
Trey Gerrald:All of the branding is very bright, very colorful.
Trey Gerrald:Like I'm trying to weigh like separating the disappointment of having gone, but
Chelsey Donn:right, right, right.
Chelsey Donn:Yeah.
Chelsey Donn:I mean, I think that if a lot of other reviewers are saying that, and KTF said
Chelsey Donn:Something that the people want.
Chelsey Donn:Like, I think a lot of people are gonna come because it's like a
Chelsey Donn:Or like, there are gonna be a lot, a lot of people that are just gonna go because
Chelsey Donn:Like there's gonna be all kinds of people that are more casual, but that being said, If you are
Chelsey Donn:That's like you Donn don't have to go into that kink room, but you can, or even if it was
Chelsey Donn:And then if you're like more vanilla or more like whatever, you can just go through the regular.
Chelsey Donn:General area, because it seems like that's the main reason that KTF has an issue with this.
Chelsey Donn:It's like, I'm a master of sex.
Chelsey Donn:That's why I came here.
Chelsey Donn:I didn't learn anything new.
Chelsey Donn:I saw a bunch of like, what did she, what did she say?
Trey Gerrald:Right.
Trey Gerrald:It's the place that you're let down by, but you can't really complain because
Chelsey Donn:Yeah, I don't know.
Chelsey Donn:I mean, I don't really know exactly what we're getting at, but I yeah, go.
Trey Gerrald:well, to the, all of this point, do you think that the information that
Trey Gerrald:Uh,
Chelsey Donn:I think it is, but like maybe I, I wonder if the intention was there.
Chelsey Donn:Right?
Chelsey Donn:Cause like, I think that the, they gave the whole bouncy house rock climbing wall.
Chelsey Donn:They gave that four outta 10, but like.
Chelsey Donn:I thought that was really cool.
Chelsey Donn:Like, I wouldn't have thought that the museum of sex would've had that, honestly, I would've
Chelsey Donn:I don't know.
Chelsey Donn:So like I thought it would be like, sort of this, you know, walk through museum
Chelsey Donn:I Donn know, but like just, I thought it
Trey Gerrald:more buttoned up
Chelsey Donn:a little more, yeah, a little more like.
Chelsey Donn:We're not really giving you anything other than like the imagery on the wall or the
Chelsey Donn:And I didn't know that that was a thing until we read KTFS review.
Chelsey Donn:So I do think there's like information to be gained here.
Trey Gerrald:Yeah.
Trey Gerrald:So they do call that area Funland, which is part of their publicity too.
Trey Gerrald:It's sort of like Funland at the museum of sex, which is really full of all of the sort
Trey Gerrald:And they are like photo ops as well.
Trey Gerrald:But you, you just made me think of something interesting.
Trey Gerrald:The whole thing is like this isn't worth it.
Trey Gerrald:The only good part.
Trey Gerrald:Is Funland, but they're giving that four out of 10, which is interesting.
Chelsey Donn:but beyond them, giving it up four to 10 then, yeah.
Chelsey Donn:I don't know.
Chelsey Donn:Then they're giving animal sexuality nine out of 10.
Chelsey Donn:Why?
Chelsey Donn:Because there was like the most information.
Trey Gerrald:It seems that that's what they're getting at.
Trey Gerrald:There was a more, the most amount of substantive information to learn
Trey Gerrald:Which I have also garnered is no longer there.
Trey Gerrald:They do like change some of the exhibits out.
Trey Gerrald:I believe the Linda Lovelace exhibit is no longer there.
Trey Gerrald:It's something new.
Chelsey Donn:Yeah.
Chelsey Donn:I just thought it was like funny to be like Google, the dress made of condoms.
Chelsey Donn:It's like, again, like, yeah, you could Google it or you could see it.
Chelsey Donn:I kind of wanna see it.
Chelsey Donn:Like how did you make a dress full of, I don't know.
Trey Gerrald:And I also like their fourth point of how to get the experience for
Trey Gerrald:It feels to me like there's something a little less dark or ski V or gross about a
Trey Gerrald:Like,
Chelsey Donn:I do think that I do feel like it's not, the review is not addressing all audiences.
Chelsey Donn:Cuz I think like there's gonna be all kinds of people that are here.
Chelsey Donn:Like some people, like I said, bachelorette, or they're like more
Chelsey Donn:I don't know.
Chelsey Donn:I think we can't, we can't conflate the two things.
Chelsey Donn:I don't think like a sex shop and a sex museum.
Chelsey Donn:Shouldn't be the same thing in my mind.
Trey Gerrald:And then as far as spelling and grammar, it's pretty great.
Trey Gerrald:I mean, there aren't issues other than Mosac.
Trey Gerrald:I did think that there was like a literary convention where if you use an abbreviation,
Trey Gerrald:To like set up the reader that this is what you're doing, but if you're at the museum
Chelsey Donn:Right.
Chelsey Donn:I, I caught on, yeah, I caught on eventually, but I was like,
Trey Gerrald:Right.
Trey Gerrald:It's literally the first word.
Trey Gerrald:And I don't know that I've ever seen that before, so, Hmm.
Trey Gerrald:I, I mean, I do think that KT is being truthful.
Trey Gerrald:I think this is truly their experience.
Chelsey Donn:for sure.
Trey Gerrald:Is this gonna be common?
Trey Gerrald:I mean, I can sort of say from looking at a lot of reviews and maybe you as well this
Chelsey Donn:You think that's a common experience?
Chelsey Donn:I mean, I wasn't really getting into the nitty gritty of the reviews.
Chelsey Donn:I just literally like had it on a list.
Chelsey Donn:Um, and go and put it into TripAdvisor, which honestly Tripad advisor
Chelsey Donn:So it's sort of interesting cuz we were looking two different sources.
Chelsey Donn:I don't know that everybody on TripAdvisor felt that way, but I think a lot of people
Trey Gerrald:And they say that at the bottom line, is that it's gimmicky?
Trey Gerrald:Well, it is.
Trey Gerrald:I mean, it's, you're going to the museum of sex.
Trey Gerrald:It's gonna be gimmicky.
Trey Gerrald:I imagine.
Chelsey Donn:that is.
Chelsey Donn:It it's like, I, I believe them that it is gimmicky.
Chelsey Donn:I'm sure it is.
Chelsey Donn:But if I think museum of sex, do I think gimmicky?
Chelsey Donn:Yes, I do.
Trey Gerrald:Right.
Chelsey Donn:So then does it bother me?
Chelsey Donn:You know, I Donn.
Chelsey Donn:Well, this
Trey Gerrald:occurred to me in this conversation.
Trey Gerrald:Like even it being called museum of sex, not museum of human sexuality, like it
Trey Gerrald:It's sort of a colloquial term.
Trey Gerrald:I mean, sex is the word, but like it already in the whole branding, it feels.
Trey Gerrald:Instagramable.
Trey Gerrald:So, but does that mean you can't have a lot of knowledge there?
Trey Gerrald:No.
Chelsey Donn:like a good cautionary warning for people going to the museum is like, if
Trey Gerrald:Right.
Trey Gerrald:I mean, the humor, not really a lot of humor necessarily.
Chelsey Donn:Yeah.
Trey Gerrald:I was entertained cuz they're literally walking me through each exhibit.
Trey Gerrald:So I found that to be pretty valuable.
Trey Gerrald:And then I don't know, I feel like the impact here is like, this is a two star and I feel
Chelsey Donn:I didn't like that.
Chelsey Donn:I thought that was a little shady
Trey Gerrald:a little shady, right?
Trey Gerrald:Like, yeah.
Chelsey Donn:first I thought I was like, oh, are they gonna like tell us to go
Chelsey Donn:Like I, you know, I thought maybe they were gonna give like a tip for how to get, and then
Chelsey Donn:It was shady.
Trey Gerrald:Yeah, it's a little condescending to be like, just Google it.
Chelsey Donn:Yeah,
Trey Gerrald:I Donn know.
Trey Gerrald:All right.
Trey Gerrald:I think I could crown KT.
Trey Gerrald:How do you.
Chelsey Donn:I think I can definitely crown KTF.
Trey Gerrald:All right, let's do it.
Trey Gerrald:So Chelsey and I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards in an effort to
Trey Gerrald:We will simultaneously reveal our rating.
VoiceOver:The Queens are Tabulating.
VoiceOver:So to school,
Chelsey Donn:Okay, I'm holding up three crowns.
Chelsey Donn:Trey is holding up four crowns.
Chelsey Donn:I went with three crowns because I Donn don't know that KCF really represents
Chelsey Donn:I did take a point off for the most sex thing, being a little bit confusing.
Chelsey Donn:And also I just.
Chelsey Donn:They were a little shady there in the end.
Chelsey Donn:So that's where my crowns were coming off.
Chelsey Donn:But I did like the fact that they did this two outta 10, five outta 10 rubric, I thought
Chelsey Donn:And I did gather a lot of information from the review.
Chelsey Donn:So for me, that's where the three crowns are coming from.
Chelsey Donn:But you went with four crowns.
Chelsey Donn:Why to do that for KTF.
Trey Gerrald:So I just Googled Mo sex.
Trey Gerrald:And literally the first thing that comes up is the museum of sex.
Trey Gerrald:So maybe, yeah, it says like the museum of
Trey Gerrald:sex.
Chelsey Donn:be people like us that are looking,
Trey Gerrald:But it says.
Chelsey Donn:if they like wrote museum of sex, parentheses, most sex.
Chelsey Donn:And then like, then we would've known.
Trey Gerrald:right.
Trey Gerrald:It says it's also known as Mo act, but here we are two of us and we've never heard of
Trey Gerrald:The concept of like, you can't really complain because of the inflatable boobs.
Trey Gerrald:So I'll give it to stars.
Trey Gerrald:But I think like my opinion of what the museum of sex is, has probably been impacted by KTF
Trey Gerrald:And ultimately like, you know, it's for the experience, it's not for like actual
Trey Gerrald:I mean, we do have these little computers in our hands, you know, so I Donn know.
Chelsey Donn:if you can't spare an afternoon to not look at your phone.
Trey Gerrald:Exactly.
Chelsey Donn:then maybe you don't belong in the museum.
Trey Gerrald:But I did think these reviews would be much more ripe with like immature
Trey Gerrald:And a lot of them really felt very straightforward to me, which I don't know what
Trey Gerrald:So that's why I said four.
Chelsey Donn:I think it was a good review.
Chelsey Donn:All in all.
Chelsey Donn:I really do.
Chelsey Donn:I think it was solid.
Chelsey Donn:And even where I disagreed, I, I think ATF did a good job.
Trey Gerrald:Good J Katie.
Chelsey Donn:J KTF
Trey Gerrald:Well, alright, so that was, um, our celebration of our 69th episode.
Trey Gerrald:So ChelseyBD with that in mind.
Chelsey Donn:I agree.
Trey Gerrald:we have reached our most Regal portion.
Trey Gerrald:So who are you gonna induct today for?
VoiceOver:My Royal line.
Chelsey Donn:This feels like a little strange.
Chelsey Donn:I didn't realize this was the 69th episode, like in my head.
Chelsey Donn:So like, let's not, let's try not to color, um, my induction with that, but I did feel like
Chelsey Donn:I've been wanting to do this and I just haven't done it yet.
Chelsey Donn:And I have to induct David Perlman.
Trey Gerrald:oh,
Chelsey Donn:our Royal Highness this week, we did a second photo shoot with
Chelsey Donn:I don't know if you guys have been seeing some of the photos we've been rolling
Chelsey Donn:They're amazing.
Chelsey Donn:David's incredible.
Chelsey Donn:I just was doing a little slew thing before I was hopping on David on Google has 21
Chelsey Donn:Every single one of these reviews is five stars.
Chelsey Donn:And it's because David is such an amazing, incredible photographer that I feel
Chelsey Donn:You know, Trey is married to him.
Chelsey Donn:So I guess, you know, I'll say he co-signs and agrees with everything that I'm saying,
Chelsey Donn:And I just love him so much.
Chelsey Donn:And I'm so grateful for him.
Chelsey Donn:He's I don't know.
Chelsey Donn:Super important, please like Google him.
Chelsey Donn:If you have a wedding coming up, I think you should try to get in with him if you can.
Chelsey Donn:His schedule is very packed, but look at his images, follow him on Instagram
Chelsey Donn:He's a stunning person and I love and adore him.
Chelsey Donn:And I'm so grateful that I get to.
Chelsey Donn:Kind of like be pseudo, married, like a pseudo part of the, the, the
Chelsey Donn:So David Perlman, it is our extreme honor to induct you as our Royal Highness.
Chelsey Donn:Love you.
Trey Gerrald:That's so nice.
Trey Gerrald:David Perlman.
Trey Gerrald:We actually, um, we have a never before released episode that we did with
Chelsey Donn:we've inducted him officially.
Trey Gerrald:maybe we'll have to pull that out one
Chelsey Donn:I think we should
Trey Gerrald:but yes, obviously I concur.
Trey Gerrald:I married the person for, I was gonna say FSE.
Chelsey Donn:for freaks sake
Trey Gerrald:please go and check out David Perlman photography.
Chelsey Donn:look at our photos, they are stunning.
Chelsey Donn:We're gonna start putting them, you know, rolling them out.
Chelsey Donn:So you guys can see these unbelievable images that David has taken of us as well.
Trey Gerrald:I love that.
Chelsey Donn:Yeah.
Trey Gerrald:David.
Trey Gerrald:He's gonna be so excited.
Chelsey Donn:I'm so excited for you
Trey Gerrald:Well, my Queen, that's it.
Trey Gerrald:We did it.
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