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Hello, everybody.
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You're listening to "Grack Public Access" on 101.7 FM, the
"Grack."
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We are in Grackleton today.
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And you're here with a one different co-host.
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You're here with Jen deHaan and Parker Spoon.
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Hello, Parker.
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Thank you for saying my name as we discussed earlier.
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And I appreciate that.
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My pleasure.
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My pleasure, buddy.
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There is-- I'm going to start out
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with a brief seascape for the listeners.
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Looking around, there is a cacophony of noises and smells.
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It is the mixture of the rubber scent of tennis balls
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and the very pungent smell of urinal cleaning solution.
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And--
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That is true.
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Yeah.
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Do you want to say where we are?
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Because that will inform.
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Absolutely.
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You built up the suspense so well there, Parker.
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It is a sense, because I like to build suspense with sense.
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Yeah.
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It is a sense suspense.
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We are in the tennis stop this week here in Grackleton.
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The tennis stop.
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We are situated, what Parker's referring to there, near
the washroom.
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That's where they told me to set up this Costco table.
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So that's where we're sitting, Parker and I.
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It's a nice establishment, though.
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It's got the little shop here.
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It's got a lot of tennis paraphernalia, I guess you'd call
it, tennis stuff at the tennis
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stop.
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And they've got some courts out back where people are
playing tennis right now.
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I can't see the-- so the interesting thing about the tennis
stop is from my-- because
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when I usually walk in a place, I like to be surprised after I
sit down so I don't look
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up until I sit down.
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Yeah.
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It's tough to get you in here without bumping into stuff,
though.
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Yeah.
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Because life is-- what is life if not a bunch of little
wonderful surprises?
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So when I sat down and I finally looked up, I was in a hallway
near-- there was tile floor
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and green and white tiles.
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But there's a poster on the wall with tennis rackets, but I
don't see anything else other
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than a hallway and lots of smells.
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Yeah.
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Lots of smells.
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That's going to-- but I've heard and experienced as well
that our noses might get used to this
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after a little while.
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OK.
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Well, that's wonderful.
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I'll just sit here and-- you know, the one thing that I do
recognize--
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Yeah.
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Hello, sir.
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There he goes.
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Watch this.
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This is the fun part.
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So sometimes-- and I don't want to get-- oh, this is going to
be shocking a little bit.
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Do your shock, jock thing there.
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So sometimes someone goes into the washrooms and they
leave after a minute and a half, which
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means they went to water.
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And sometimes they leave after like, come on.
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I'll keep doing that.
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I mean, that's what you mean.
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I mean, we know what watering means.
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Everybody does.
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You know what Parker's getting at if I just use the actual
word.
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I mean, everyone's translating it inside their heads.
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It doesn't know, but we won't say that, OK?
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All right.
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Sometimes they're there for five minutes and you know they
just made fig pudding.
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Fig pudding.
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Yeah.
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Well, that's-- I mean, I actually--
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I know.
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Because everybody knows-- I'm not going to translate
because Parker, I got to say, I like that
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terminology.
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OK.
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I'm not a fan of the term that you just used.
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Wonderful.
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But actually, what I want to do, though, is see if you're
accurate on the timing because
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I'm not sure because there's some, I could say, at least
seven minutes.
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That it was probably a little bit more of a dried cat turd.
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No, come on, OK, enough.
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I went too close.
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I like fig pudding better.
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But you know that if they take longer, it's not the
consistency of fig pudding.
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It's not a pudding.
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We're grossing people out already and that's not the
purpose.
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The purpose of this podcast is to spread love and joy and
happiness across all of Graggleton.
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That's one of them, but they're also supposed to learn
about the place we're in, learn about
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the sponsors, learn about what's happening.
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This is a public access radio show.
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I mean, like, your news section has been really subpar the
past five episodes.
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Like, I've barely learned the news when I listen back and
produce the episodes.
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Like I listen to it.
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I'm like, OK, yeah, that's the heading.
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You got the heading.
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OK, this is, you know, if the secondary purpose of this is
the news, the first one is to spread.
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Have you ever heard of the Stardust Man?
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The Stardust Man?
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No, I haven't.
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Yeah.
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So it's something that I used to make up in my head.
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And so what it would be was when you would wish upon a star at
night and out of the star,
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dancing out of the stars would be a man with a mustache and a
top hat.
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And he would wear a wonderful, a very expensive suit.
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It looked like one of those Italian suits.
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And he wore the best shoes and he would come and he would
dance on the rooftops and he
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would spread joy and laughter with his dance steps.
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And here, watch this.
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Hold on.
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OK, I'm watching.
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I'm watching.
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I'm watching.
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This will be good.
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He would go like this.
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Then he had a bag of glitter which would be Stardust.
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Oh, OK.
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Well, yeah, I got it in my head, though.
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Yeah, I'm going to take, hold on, I'm going to open up this
bag of crunches.
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Oh, boy.
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And now, because people want it to be good, and he would go
like this.
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I'm going to scroll down.
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OK, I think spilled.
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I'm sorry.
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Don't.
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That's OK.
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I'm going to.
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I think corn chip, big pudding and corn chip.
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If it's seven plus minutes, it's probably we could call
them corn chips.
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Well, instead of cat food, you'd probably like.
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Should I tell someone that I spilled the corn chips?
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Really, we should be probably cleaning up after
ourselves, I would think.
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We'll sweep it later.
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Actually, you know what?
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We should probably tell everyone why I'm here and not talk
Chesterfield because we're,
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we've really built up the suspense on that one.
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We haven't said why I'm here.
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That's a sense because, um, yeah, we'll say and we'll say so
sense, not suspense.
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Remember?
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Oh, so sense.
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That's right, because the the the shit, the shit smells
that are all.
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OK, but now it's this now.
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I don't have the bleep box with me.
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I'll I can bleep it out later.
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I'll leave it out in post.
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Yeah, I'll bleep it out in post.
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I'm going to be quiet for a second and you tell them why and
then.
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Oh, right, right.
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That's what I was doing.
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See, thank you, Parker.
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Thank you.
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I forgot what I was about to do.
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Listener.
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So talk Chesterfield isn't here this week because talk is
out lucky person with
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Hube stank, like touring around with Hube stank.
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Probably we're talking about this before the show
started, like groupie or a roadie,
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maybe writing something for the Grappleton Gazette.
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I would imagine talk just took off.
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Hube stank came through Grappleton and then talk just left
a post it that said off with
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Hube stank.
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So exciting times for talk.
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But also I'm here to do the show.
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So you you're stuck with me for now.
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I would I for one would like to welcome you.
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Thank you.
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Yeah, again, like, like, you know, just imagine, imagine
star dust man sprinkling glitter on
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your face.
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That I think I've had happen before.
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But I mean, it's a it's a it's a euphemism, like kind of like a
metaphor, we would say
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Parker euphemism.
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I don't even know if I'm using that word right.
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Shooting star dust all over my face.
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Okay.
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So ladies and gentlemen, we are at the wonderful wondrous
hallway.
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He's still not out from there.
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No, I've got my clock going, though, to see to see what how
long this is going to be.
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I think it's going to be corn chips, corn chips for sure on
this one.
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So my one of the things my we used to talk about, talk and I is
how much we have to be
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there for one another at all times in society because we are
lovely and everybody's lovely
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and we love everyone.
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We do.
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Well, most people.
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I mean, there are some people.
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Well, there are some people.
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There are some people.
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Yeah.
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But I'm going to go in and check on him for a second.
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Oh, how nice.
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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Just to get what if he fell down and or something happened.
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So you're going to you're going to you're going to go into
the washroom there.
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You're going to go try to find the stalt.
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Like did you get a good look at the shoes?
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Yeah, yeah.
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That was 100 percent.
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I did the other blue.
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They had white stripes on them.
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There were lovely shoes.
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Oh, like a probably like a boat shoe or something if it was
striped.
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Boat or canoe or something.
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Yeah.
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All right.
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So you're going to get you're going to go and then are you
going to knock on the stall
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and actually ask him what he's doing in there?
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No, I'm going to know I'm going to have a conversation with
him.
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Oh, OK.
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Well, as long as I get a full report on the other side by
Parker.
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OK, good luck.
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All right.
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Well, this I think is when we're supposed to do the the week
in the Gazette.
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So I'll just get us started while we're waiting for Parker
to go harass someone in the washroom.
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I actually don't have the headlines, though, because Tog
was the one that always brought
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them from the the Gazette, right?
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So I'm going to talk about some news because the news this
week in Gragleton is all about
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Barty Bundle.
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I mean, everyone's talking about Barty Bundle went out
hiking by the haunted mines with
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a whole group of people was there when they started out was
not there when they got back.
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Barty Bundle is gone.
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We don't know if Barty Bundle just skipped town.
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We don't know if Barty Bundle maybe went touring with
Hubekstang.
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Maybe Tog has found Barty, but we don't know what happened
to Barty Bundle.
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And we also don't have the municipal water quality report
redo show at all on one to
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one point seven FN the crack anymore.
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So we're all wondering where Barty is.
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If you've seen Barty, call someone and tell them.
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And then that will hopefully get back to the authorities or
whoever's looking for him.
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So that's where we're at with the news.
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That's all I got.
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Parker, how are you doing back there?
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I don't know if Parker can hear me.
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Nope.
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All right.
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Well, okay.
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Well, there's a boat shoes is walking out looking not so
happy listener.
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This is interesting.
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Oh, Parker, buddy.
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Oh, yeah.
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Don't mention anything to the listener.
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I'll continue and we'll talk about whatever kind of news
you want.
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But I think I need to ask about what this there's like some
kind of slime covering.
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I'm guessing that's the soap from the soap dispenser.
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You're clean.
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I thought that I would try to be nice and I because he was in
there for a while and I
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started folding up toilet paper because everybody likes,
you don't want to pump toilet paper together.
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You want to fold nicely.
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Yeah.
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And I was sliding it under the style to him with my on my foot.
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So I was using my foot as like a vessel for the toilet paper
and I made a boat noise when I slid it under there.
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You made a boat noise for the paper sliding under the door.
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Well, yeah, I said, you know, like you ever do that you're
like the stall and there's someone next to you and go here
comes the toilet paper.
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And then you go.
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I have never once done that in my entire life, Parker.
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And it's a well, it's a thing.
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Also, I'm a clumper.
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I'm not a folder.
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Okay.
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Well, that's neither here nor there, but it's a thing that
people do.
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You can look it up on the Internet.
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Oh, okay.
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I'll do that.
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You try to you check.
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Yeah, you have to be if you're somebody else, you know,
someone might not.
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You know what I'm going to do?
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I'm going to look that up on the Internet and I'll add
something in post about what I find.
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So according to Dan Clarehan in The New York Times, who is a
long time veteran in the paper industry, North Americans
prefer a toilet paper wad over the fold.
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70% of North Americans wad their TP into a clump and 90% of
Europeans fold.
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And Dr. Sam Navarro, after a whole boatload of math says,
and I quote,
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"The ideal solution for wiping your bum lies in the middle,
a hybrid solution of folding TP for coverage and wadding
the first couple squares for maximum efficiency."
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I'll put the link in the show notes for this radio show.
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That check.
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And, well, that person said he didn't, he said, I don't know
if you heard in there.
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He said, "I don't need the toilet paper."
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Right.
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And I said, "Well, what about if it was on a horse carriage?"
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And then I went, "Nay, nay, like a horse would."
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And I, you know, moved my foot along.
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Right.
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And he said, "Stop it.
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I'm trying to go to the bathroom."
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Yeah.
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And then...
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As a reasonable person, would say?
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He finished off and he, I went to, I said, "Sir, I hope that
was wonderful."
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And he said, "You should really learn your matters and your
ABCs."
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I don't know if he said that, but he said something like that.
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Right.
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And then, you know, put up the pink hand soap and he dumped it
on my face.
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Dumped it on your face.
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So it is the hand soap?
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I mean, that's...
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Like, I've been...
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I look like I'm a...
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I look like I'm a melting candle right now.
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Right.
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Yeah, you actually do.
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You kind of look like that cartoon character, you know,
from the movie that has the candle
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stick.
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I don't know.
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Is that Beauty and the Beast?
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I think that's Beauty and the Beast, right?
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I love that one.
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Yeah.
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That's a good movie.
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Yeah.
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Oh, it's my favorite.
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That's...
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Right.
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They...
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Everyone's dancing around and there's...
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Yeah, one time when I was out at the dinner for...
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He was my mom's 70th birthday and...
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Congratulations, Mrs. Spoon.
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Whatever year that was, because that was in the past.
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Yeah.
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And, yeah, so long story short, I'm not supposed to dance on
tables.
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Yeah.
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That's probably a pretty good...
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Yeah.
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Pretty...
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That is sage advice from Mrs. Spoon not to dance on tables,
because I can see someone
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of your...
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Sorry?
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That was not just my mom.
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That was my mom.
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And then I got a letter from the maitre d'hé restaurant and
the bartender as well.
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Okay.
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So sage advice from multiple parties.
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The mayor happened to be there.
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Oh, and did the mayor say something or give you a note?
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He was...
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He gave me a note as well.
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A note?
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He had a letter head with him and he...
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I guess he had...
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It was such a serious offense that he had somebody type it
out.
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Type it out.
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So did he...
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Did someone type it out there or did they leave?
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Type it out and then you got it in the mail afterwards?
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You know, it's funny because he had it like...
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It was...
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It's like as if he knew I would...
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Because he had creme brulee and I had put my foot in his creme
brulee.
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Right.
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Yeah, that would do it.
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That would do it right good.
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So...
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But that was not on purpose.
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That was...
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Well, no, that sounds like an accident, but it sounds like
an accident that could have
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been easily avoided by not doing a rather spontaneous and
ridiculous thing.
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I've already been chastised about this and I realized that
what I did was wrong because
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you're not supposed to break somebody else's creme brulee
sugar bolt.
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Right, but I'm also going to say like it shows remarkable
restraint to encounter this kind
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of behavior at an establishment for them to have someone
step in their dance up there
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on the table, step in creme brulee and not say anything in
the moment, but to actually
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take the time and care to craft a letter on letterhead,
typed up formally and give to
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you at a later time and not like, I don't know, deal with it
right in the moment.
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Can we...
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Do you mind if we...
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The sense...
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I...
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I want to move.
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I don't like it here after this experience I've had.
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Yeah, no, you're right.
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This is...
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And I got to say my nose isn't getting used to the smell.
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I said...
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No.
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I mean, it actually isn't.
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We've been here for, I don't know, like we talked before the
show started a good half
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hour.
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Four hours?
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Yeah.
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Oh, geez, has it been that long?
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I don't know.
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Oh, time goes so fast with you, Parker.
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I'm looking at my watch.
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It was...
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It was half an hour.
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Oh, okay.
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Well, yeah, that makes a little bit more sense.
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I would be surprised if time was just with them by spending
it with you.
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Anyways, we should move the table.
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We should move the table.
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Yeah.
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All right.
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So why don't we go to an ad from our sponsor?
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I haven't even mentioned the sponsor or the theme.
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I'm not being a good host.
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You're doing a wonderful job.
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And Mr. Stardust would be proud of you if that makes you feel
better.
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Thanks.
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It sure.
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It really doesn't, but I'm having a lot of really, really
dark, interesting memories
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of being sprayed on the face.
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Our theme is venomous spiders.
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And our sponsor, who we're going to be hearing from any
moment now, is piano lessons with
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Lorna Spat.
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Lorna Spat.
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Oh, Lorna.
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Speaking of getting it in the face.
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What's that?
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I don't understand.
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What would you talk to them about?
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Right in the face and being spat on is just things that go
together.
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Why would someone, why would someone, that would, these
are very awful mean things.
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You're probably thinking of being spat on in a negative
sense.
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I got it.
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That's probably all you've experienced.
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It's okay, Parker.
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Move the table.
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We should move the table and we'll just go to the ad.
00:20:10.040 --> 00:20:11.040
So, okay.
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Yeah.
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Let me start collecting.
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We should, there's a lot of stuff.
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There's corn chips.
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Should we clean these corn chips up too?
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Yeah, no, I am.
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We should probably do that.
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You don't need a vacuum because you got one.
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Oh, no, you're not going to eat those.
00:20:27.800 --> 00:20:29.200
Parker, you shouldn't eat them.
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I was talking about sweeping them up and throwing them out.
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We're right by the bathroom, buddy.
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Oh, it's fine.
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Go to the sponsor.
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Okay, let's go to the sponsor.
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Okay.
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We're at public access.
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All right, so this episode is brought to you by Piano
Lessons with Lorna Spat.
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All right, so I'm just going to read this message here that,
oh, it's directions to
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Lorna's house from Lorna Spat herself.
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So you're going to take Main Street all the way north to
Pratt Street.
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Then you're going to take a left on Fur and then a left,
another left on Phone Street.
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And you're going to take that all the way to the end until you
reach the cul-de-sac.
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I'm the second house on the left.
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Oh, and then it's a little diagram.
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So I guess you take the path down the left-hand side of her
house.
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There's some bushes it looks like.
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And there's a great big arrow at, oh, it says root cellar.
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So you're going to go, I guess, into the root cellar.
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Oh, there's a note.
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It says, we do lessons in the root cellar because my
husband, Rick, hates the sound of
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the student's playing piano.
00:21:49.200 --> 00:21:55.200
Rick really likes me playing the piano because I'm the
teacher and I'm good.
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All right, anyways, so you're going to be taking lessons in
the root cellar by the sounds
00:22:01.360 --> 00:22:02.360
of it.
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So piano lessons with Lorna Spat.
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We're back.
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Hey, Parker, how you doing?
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Toot toot.
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My vacuum cleaner impression.
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Wait, that's your vacuum cleaner impression is toot toot?
00:22:20.240 --> 00:22:22.840
How did that come to be?
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Come to be.
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Come of be.
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Come of be.
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Come to be.
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Come to be a thing, Parker.
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Why is that a thing?
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You know that part of the vacuum cleaner that's on top that
you can take it off sometimes
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and it's like a little, it could sweep up stuff and it's like
a hose.
00:22:38.120 --> 00:22:39.120
Oh, the hose.
00:22:39.120 --> 00:22:41.520
I was going to go with the handle, but okay, the hose.
00:22:41.520 --> 00:22:42.880
Sure, the hose.
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And so that part reminds me of a steam pipe.
00:22:45.960 --> 00:22:56.440
So whenever I go and I'm vacuuming the apartment, the tug is
in the kitchen usually.
00:22:56.440 --> 00:23:00.360
But I pretend I'm captain of a tug boat and I go toot toot.
00:23:00.360 --> 00:23:05.720
Okay, I could see you and Tog being very amused by that.
00:23:05.720 --> 00:23:09.760
Tog is laughs and laughs and laughs.
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Well, it's wonderful.
00:23:11.400 --> 00:23:12.400
Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Well, I hope Tog is doing good with the huba stank.
00:23:16.920 --> 00:23:17.920
Sounds exciting.
00:23:17.920 --> 00:23:18.920
Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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I would, you know what?
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No, I would.
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No, you're not laughing.
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You're not laughing.
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I mean, maybe, I mean, I'm just going to say in my head, I'd
want to slap you, but I probably
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wouldn't.
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I probably wouldn't actually do that.
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Let's paint a seascape for the listeners.
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Okay.
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Yeah, where we are now, because yeah, we're in a different
spot.
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There's a wonderful tennis store that I see because I
closed my eyes and I just opened
00:23:46.600 --> 00:23:47.600
them now.
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Oh, right.
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Yeah.
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And I see a wonderful store and there are clothings on racks
and there is a lady wearing
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a, you can see those visors that are like white visors, but
they don't cover the head.
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They just stick out like a duck bill from your forehead.
00:24:10.120 --> 00:24:11.120
Yeah.
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It's wonderful.
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Yeah.
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And we've got right outside, we're right by the tennis
courts now.
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So we can see the tennis courts.
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There's people out there practicing their tennis, I
guess, doing a game.
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I don't know tennis.
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Our theme is venomous spiders.
00:24:25.640 --> 00:24:28.080
Do you have anything for the theme there, Parker?
00:24:28.080 --> 00:24:35.040
You seem like an individual that would have had some sort of
interaction with a venomous
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spider in a location where there usually isn't any, but you
manage to attract and anger the
00:24:44.000 --> 00:24:48.040
one venomous spider that's being in the region lately.
00:24:48.040 --> 00:24:50.240
You strike me as that kind of fellow.
00:24:50.240 --> 00:24:51.520
That never ever happened.
00:24:51.520 --> 00:24:52.520
Really?
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I'm surprised.
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The first person to tell you.
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Okay.
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Not at all.
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Hold on.
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The big guy's about to serve again.
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Hold on.
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Oh.
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Hit that ball.
00:25:01.520 --> 00:25:02.520
It's not funny.
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He's going to come over.
00:25:06.480 --> 00:25:07.480
He's waving.
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Yeah, no, he's waving with his middle finger.
00:25:10.240 --> 00:25:11.240
That he's waving.
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Oh, look at those shoes.
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I recognize those shoes.
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Yeah, it's the same one.
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It's corn chip.
00:25:19.080 --> 00:25:20.920
It's the corn chip guy.
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So he's already constipated.
00:25:22.640 --> 00:25:25.560
Obviously, he was in there so long.
00:25:25.560 --> 00:25:28.960
He's constipated and he's waving his middle finger at you,
Parker.
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That's not good.
00:25:29.960 --> 00:25:32.800
Well, okay, but we won't.
00:25:32.800 --> 00:25:40.240
When corn chip walks back in, do you mind shielding me with
the papers that you have
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on your desk?
00:25:41.240 --> 00:25:42.760
So he doesn't see me.
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He's going to punch him.
00:25:45.720 --> 00:25:47.440
We are not there yet.
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So you want, on my first show here, you want me to get punched
in my face?
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No, no, no, no, no.
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Shield me with the papers, not with your face.
00:25:57.360 --> 00:25:59.960
But let's hope for diplomacy and prepare for the worst.
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All right, well, if it's just papers, we'll do that.
00:26:02.240 --> 00:26:06.360
Speaking of papers, we should get to our next segment.
00:26:06.360 --> 00:26:11.440
This segment here is Ask Parker and Talk, but Talk's not
here.
00:26:11.440 --> 00:26:13.960
So it's going to be Ask Parker.
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And Chen, which means I have to do another bumper, I think.
00:26:17.200 --> 00:26:20.640
Oh, God damn it.
00:26:20.640 --> 00:26:21.640
Gosh.
00:26:21.640 --> 00:26:24.760
Yeah, I hear what you say, sorry, God.
00:26:24.760 --> 00:26:26.160
I should be saying sorry, God.
00:26:26.160 --> 00:26:27.160
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:26:27.160 --> 00:26:29.160
Okay, sorry, God.
00:26:29.160 --> 00:26:32.080
This is Ask Parker and Jen.
00:26:32.080 --> 00:26:35.080
Hold for bumper.
00:26:35.080 --> 00:26:39.080
Ask us, ask us, ask us, ask us.
00:26:39.080 --> 00:26:41.640
Please, please ask us.
00:26:41.640 --> 00:26:43.800
Are you ready for the first question, Parker?
00:26:43.800 --> 00:26:47.760
I am, I am ready and able and willing.
00:26:47.760 --> 00:26:48.760
Okay, awesome.
00:26:48.760 --> 00:26:55.800
All right, so what the first question is, what do you
recommend from Grackleton's TCH
00:26:55.800 --> 00:26:57.800
rest area vending machine?
00:26:57.800 --> 00:27:02.960
So that's the vending machine at the rest area on the Trans
Canada Highway.
00:27:02.960 --> 00:27:04.960
What do you recommend from it?
00:27:04.960 --> 00:27:07.720
Are you asking me or is there--
00:27:07.720 --> 00:27:09.400
Somebody, I'm not asking you.
00:27:09.400 --> 00:27:12.480
This is the question that we received to the show.
00:27:12.480 --> 00:27:13.480
Can I see it?
00:27:13.480 --> 00:27:14.480
Yeah, here you go.
00:27:14.480 --> 00:27:17.360
Oh, okay, that is verified.
00:27:17.360 --> 00:27:20.600
Okay, I verified that for you, so thank you.
00:27:20.600 --> 00:27:21.600
Yeah.
00:27:21.600 --> 00:27:24.080
It does just so the audience knows that is on the paper.
00:27:24.080 --> 00:27:26.520
Yeah, yeah, I'm not lying.
00:27:26.520 --> 00:27:27.520
Okay.
00:27:27.520 --> 00:27:29.480
Oh, so what happens now?
00:27:29.480 --> 00:27:38.000
This is-- You get to recommend what you would choose or the
best item out of the vending
00:27:38.000 --> 00:27:40.120
machine.
00:27:40.120 --> 00:27:47.720
So just so you know, Jen Todd usually walks me through this
with a little bit more, a
00:27:47.720 --> 00:27:48.920
little bit more delicately.
00:27:48.920 --> 00:27:49.920
Okay.
00:27:49.920 --> 00:27:51.560
Yeah, so, okay.
00:27:51.560 --> 00:27:55.520
So now you tell me kind of how, like, what I should say.
00:27:55.520 --> 00:28:04.000
All right, so you should say what you would purchase from
the vending machine that's located
00:28:04.000 --> 00:28:07.000
at that rest area and what your thoughts are.
00:28:07.000 --> 00:28:08.000
Oh.
00:28:08.000 --> 00:28:12.600
Yeah, so I guess we could even, we could revise this a
little, even if you don't recommend
00:28:12.600 --> 00:28:16.600
something, something you don't like from the vending
machine, you could go with that, Parker.
00:28:16.600 --> 00:28:18.760
Oh, yeah, yeah, let's definitely do that.
00:28:18.760 --> 00:28:19.760
Okay.
00:28:19.760 --> 00:28:20.760
What you shouldn't buy.
00:28:20.760 --> 00:28:24.000
Let's recommend what you shouldn't get from the vending
machine.
00:28:24.000 --> 00:28:29.080
Any kind of horrible words that might have curses on them.
00:28:29.080 --> 00:28:34.320
If they, yeah, so you don't want to hit any of those, you
don't want those or if someone
00:28:34.320 --> 00:28:40.120
made like fortune cookies, but instead of having like
positive fortunes, they had things
00:28:40.120 --> 00:28:47.480
in there that made fun of the way you look, your horrible
face or anything like that.
00:28:47.480 --> 00:28:48.480
Yeah.
00:28:48.480 --> 00:28:52.600
Yeah, so that's what we'll stay away from at a vending
machine if possible.
00:28:52.600 --> 00:28:56.240
Yeah, just go right, great past the vending machine or the
food.
00:28:56.240 --> 00:28:58.040
That's why I'm not familiar with the stuff in it.
00:28:58.040 --> 00:29:02.840
I go right to the, you know, they have that automatic coffee
machine right next to it,
00:29:02.840 --> 00:29:07.400
the one that dispenses the coffee, you press the buttons
and it puts out and it does like
00:29:07.400 --> 00:29:15.000
the fancy ass coffee, the stuff with the French vanilla and
hazelnut and all those different
00:29:15.000 --> 00:29:19.040
flavors and then it does like the regular coffee, which is
the only correct coffee, the
00:29:19.040 --> 00:29:22.160
plain coffee out of it.
00:29:22.160 --> 00:29:27.000
And I don't know what they put in that, probably some sort of
instant crap, but I love it.
00:29:27.000 --> 00:29:33.160
That stuff, I actually, I've traveled out of my way to go to
the rest stop to get that
00:29:33.160 --> 00:29:35.160
vending machine coffee.
00:29:35.160 --> 00:29:42.320
And even though I was closer to that like fancy place
downtown, I was closer to there.
00:29:42.320 --> 00:29:48.320
I drove all the way out to the TCH, went to the rest area, went
to that vending machine
00:29:48.320 --> 00:29:49.960
just for that instant coffee.
00:29:49.960 --> 00:29:52.600
I'll be completely honest with you.
00:29:52.600 --> 00:29:57.360
I would, I would prefer if they, so I think you can manage the
amount of sweetness in
00:29:57.360 --> 00:30:01.280
the sugary ones they make there.
00:30:01.280 --> 00:30:10.520
But back when I was in college, I knew a hacker fellow and his
name was Evil Bobby.
00:30:10.520 --> 00:30:25.240
And he used to, so his big scheme was he hacked into the
machines and he made them 10% sweeter.
00:30:25.240 --> 00:30:29.840
Can you play like Heist?
00:30:29.840 --> 00:30:32.840
Oh, Heist music?
00:30:32.840 --> 00:30:35.840
All right.
00:30:35.840 --> 00:30:41.640
So yeah, dun dun dun dun dun.
00:30:41.640 --> 00:30:42.640
And is this shock jock?
00:30:42.640 --> 00:30:46.040
I should be adding some of the shock jock stuff with this as
well.
00:30:46.040 --> 00:30:47.040
This is this.
00:30:47.040 --> 00:30:49.280
You seem to be doing shock jock right now.
00:30:49.280 --> 00:30:50.800
Some kind of a toot toot or something.
00:30:50.800 --> 00:30:55.720
I mean, even though this isn't very shocking, I mean, I
think I know Evil Bobby.
00:30:55.720 --> 00:30:56.720
Oh yeah.
00:30:56.720 --> 00:30:59.880
No, you'll be, I mean, everyone knows Evil Bobby's.
00:30:59.880 --> 00:31:00.880
Yeah.
00:31:00.880 --> 00:31:01.880
I'm a local legend.
00:31:01.880 --> 00:31:02.880
Yeah.
00:31:02.880 --> 00:31:03.880
For this prank alone.
00:31:03.880 --> 00:31:06.240
And we learned Python together back at college.
00:31:06.240 --> 00:31:07.240
Oh, wonderful.
00:31:07.240 --> 00:31:08.240
Yeah.
00:31:08.240 --> 00:31:10.520
Well, it's more of a night school situation.
00:31:10.520 --> 00:31:11.520
But yeah.
00:31:11.520 --> 00:31:12.520
Yeah.
00:31:12.520 --> 00:31:19.960
He's a brilliant hacker and always whenever I wanted to,
sometimes I would, I call him
00:31:19.960 --> 00:31:24.920
Magic Man because I would say make this 10% sweeter for me.
00:31:24.920 --> 00:31:30.880
And then he would pull out a notebook and the notebook had
like, you ever see Inspector
00:31:30.880 --> 00:31:34.560
Gadget and how they, the girl had a computer book.
00:31:34.560 --> 00:31:35.560
Oh yeah.
00:31:35.560 --> 00:31:36.560
You called it.
00:31:36.560 --> 00:31:37.560
Yeah.
00:31:37.560 --> 00:31:38.560
Yeah.
00:31:38.560 --> 00:31:39.560
It was like that.
00:31:39.560 --> 00:31:42.120
And he had a thing where like antenna would come out of his
face and isn't like, you know,
00:31:42.120 --> 00:31:43.360
like Inspector Gadget would.
00:31:43.360 --> 00:31:44.360
Yeah.
00:31:44.360 --> 00:31:47.280
Well, speaking of faces, he really liked to do a lot of magic
dust on the face.
00:31:47.280 --> 00:31:49.280
I'll tell you that.
00:31:49.280 --> 00:31:53.280
At least back at night school.
00:31:53.280 --> 00:31:54.280
Yeah.
00:31:54.280 --> 00:31:56.280
He would, yeah.
00:31:56.280 --> 00:32:01.440
But because I think you're right because like when my mom
would bake him cupcakes, he would
00:32:01.440 --> 00:32:06.960
always be like, you know, Mrs. Spoon put some more sugar on
that.
00:32:06.960 --> 00:32:11.800
And then Mrs. Spoon would, my mom, you know, give him
cupcakes.
00:32:11.800 --> 00:32:15.920
And then she always gave him a bag of powdered sugar on the
side.
00:32:15.920 --> 00:32:16.920
Yeah.
00:32:16.920 --> 00:32:17.920
Yeah.
00:32:17.920 --> 00:32:18.920
Your mom was getting it.
00:32:18.920 --> 00:32:20.920
Should we go on to the next one?
00:32:20.920 --> 00:32:21.920
Yeah.
00:32:21.920 --> 00:32:23.640
I know she probably did.
00:32:23.640 --> 00:32:25.960
She probably did give it to him.
00:32:25.960 --> 00:32:27.600
Should we go on to the next question?
00:32:27.600 --> 00:32:28.600
Yeah.
00:32:28.600 --> 00:32:29.600
That's wonderful.
00:32:29.600 --> 00:32:30.600
Okay.
00:32:30.600 --> 00:32:35.080
The next question is from anonymous.
00:32:35.080 --> 00:32:36.800
So who's that?
00:32:36.800 --> 00:32:39.080
Well, I don't know who anonymous is.
00:32:39.080 --> 00:32:40.080
Wonderful.
00:32:40.080 --> 00:32:41.080
Yeah.
00:32:41.080 --> 00:32:43.200
It says, will Barty Bundle survive?
00:32:43.200 --> 00:32:45.400
Oh my gosh.
00:32:45.400 --> 00:32:46.400
Yes.
00:32:46.400 --> 00:32:47.400
Yes.
00:32:47.400 --> 00:32:48.400
No, I'm going to go with yes on that.
00:32:48.400 --> 00:32:49.400
Yes.
00:32:49.400 --> 00:32:50.400
Yeah.
00:32:50.400 --> 00:32:51.400
We there's no.
00:32:51.400 --> 00:32:52.400
Yeah.
00:32:52.400 --> 00:32:57.760
I think Barty probably left because he wanted to.
00:32:57.760 --> 00:33:03.040
I think Barty just like took off, probably went back to the
parking lot easier, wanted
00:33:03.040 --> 00:33:05.480
to get out of town for a little while.
00:33:05.480 --> 00:33:07.880
Maybe fishing, maybe went to the ocean.
00:33:07.880 --> 00:33:10.920
Everyone's talking about the ocean here in Gretchen.
00:33:10.920 --> 00:33:11.920
Hey.
00:33:11.920 --> 00:33:12.920
Hey.
00:33:12.920 --> 00:33:14.920
Oh, hey, buddy.
00:33:14.920 --> 00:33:17.440
Here he comes.
00:33:17.440 --> 00:33:18.440
Mr. Shoes himself.
00:33:18.440 --> 00:33:19.440
All right.
00:33:19.440 --> 00:33:20.440
I'm going to get in front of you with this paper.
00:33:20.440 --> 00:33:23.440
I can't believe you chalk me into this parking lot.
00:33:23.440 --> 00:33:24.440
Hey.
00:33:24.440 --> 00:33:25.440
I got something for you.
00:33:25.440 --> 00:33:26.440
Okay.
00:33:26.440 --> 00:33:27.440
No.
00:33:27.440 --> 00:33:28.440
Okay.
00:33:28.440 --> 00:33:29.440
No.
00:33:29.440 --> 00:33:30.440
Okay.
00:33:30.440 --> 00:33:31.440
No.
00:33:31.440 --> 00:33:32.440
Thank you.
00:33:32.440 --> 00:33:33.440
No.
00:33:33.440 --> 00:33:34.440
What?
00:33:34.440 --> 00:33:35.440
Okay.
00:33:35.440 --> 00:33:36.440
Yeah.
00:33:36.440 --> 00:33:37.440
I just tend to smack it.
00:33:37.440 --> 00:33:38.440
Yeah.
00:33:38.440 --> 00:33:39.440
Hey.
00:33:39.440 --> 00:33:40.440
I don't.
00:33:40.440 --> 00:33:41.440
Oh my gosh, Jen.
00:33:41.440 --> 00:33:42.440
I don't like the.
00:33:42.440 --> 00:33:43.440
Oh my God.
00:33:43.440 --> 00:33:44.440
Okay.
00:33:44.440 --> 00:33:45.440
Oh, he's running.
00:33:45.440 --> 00:33:46.440
Yeah.
00:33:46.440 --> 00:33:47.440
Oh my goodness.
00:33:47.440 --> 00:33:48.440
Yeah.
00:33:48.440 --> 00:33:49.440
What did you?
00:33:49.440 --> 00:33:50.440
I don't know.
00:33:50.440 --> 00:33:51.440
I don't know.
00:33:51.440 --> 00:33:52.440
I don't know.
00:33:52.440 --> 00:33:56.520
I don't know what you're doing because you're behind me,
but I've got this look I can do
00:33:56.520 --> 00:33:57.520
with my eye.
00:33:57.520 --> 00:34:02.580
It's kind of like, you know, you know, there's a certain
type of cat, like a feline, like
00:34:02.580 --> 00:34:05.040
a cat, you've got a cat, Scott.
00:34:05.040 --> 00:34:09.480
I don't know what Scott's like because I haven't had the
pleasure of meeting Scott yet, but
00:34:09.480 --> 00:34:14.920
you know how a cat can just look at a very way larger animal
and just give it a look in
00:34:14.920 --> 00:34:15.920
its eye.
00:34:15.920 --> 00:34:18.760
Just straight stare down right into the eye.
00:34:18.760 --> 00:34:20.000
Very nostruous, Mike.
00:34:20.000 --> 00:34:25.440
I've got that kind of look that I can do on occasion.
00:34:25.440 --> 00:34:29.080
It takes a lot to pull it out of me, but I did it right there.
00:34:29.080 --> 00:34:35.560
So and this is very important that you know this now.
00:34:35.560 --> 00:34:44.960
Jen Dahan, you saved my life and I am forever connected to
you by like a glowing string.
00:34:44.960 --> 00:34:45.960
Yeah.
00:34:45.960 --> 00:34:53.280
I'm a person of life, like a yarn.
00:34:53.280 --> 00:34:56.960
And so for now, I get into trouble sometimes on the weekend,
so I might be giving you a
00:34:56.960 --> 00:34:57.960
call.
00:34:57.960 --> 00:35:06.680
Well, I am always here at your service because I am, I owe you
everything.
00:35:06.680 --> 00:35:13.320
Oh boy, we're connecting, aren't we?
00:35:13.320 --> 00:35:16.240
Should I tap you on the shoulder or something?
00:35:16.240 --> 00:35:18.600
I'm not too sure what I should do right now.
00:35:18.600 --> 00:35:19.600
Yeah.
00:35:19.600 --> 00:35:20.600
Okay.
00:35:20.600 --> 00:35:21.600
Here you go.
00:35:21.600 --> 00:35:22.600
Here you go, buddy.
00:35:22.600 --> 00:35:23.600
Okay, that feels better.
00:35:23.600 --> 00:35:24.600
Okay.
00:35:24.600 --> 00:35:25.600
All right.
00:35:25.600 --> 00:35:26.600
No, I like that we had this experience.
00:35:26.600 --> 00:35:28.720
I wasn't expecting anything in return.
00:35:28.720 --> 00:35:33.120
Usually people are like, God, I hope you don't turn around
and do that to me or something.
00:35:33.120 --> 00:35:35.520
No, well, you do not scare me, Jen Dahan.
00:35:35.520 --> 00:35:39.280
Okay, well, because I haven't looked at you like that.
00:35:39.280 --> 00:35:43.680
I mean, I don't think I will, like unless you might want to
punch me in the face at
00:35:43.680 --> 00:35:44.680
some point, which is...
00:35:44.680 --> 00:35:45.680
No, no, no.
00:35:45.680 --> 00:35:47.360
A lot of people do, though.
00:35:47.360 --> 00:35:51.640
I would only punch you in the face if I ate candy cane, or
cotton candy hands.
00:35:51.640 --> 00:35:55.760
Oh, yeah, because there's sauce and yeah, you would hurt me.
00:35:55.760 --> 00:35:56.760
Okay.
00:35:56.760 --> 00:35:57.760
No, yeah, I would...
00:35:57.760 --> 00:36:01.600
The candy cane arms would break and that would be okay
because I'd put them back.
00:36:01.600 --> 00:36:02.600
Yeah.
00:36:02.600 --> 00:36:03.600
And then you'd get cotton candy.
00:36:03.600 --> 00:36:04.600
Yeah.
00:36:04.600 --> 00:36:05.600
And then I'd get cotton candy.
00:36:05.600 --> 00:36:06.600
I'd like that.
00:36:06.600 --> 00:36:11.240
And then, actually, this kind of wraps into our third
question that we have from our Ask
00:36:11.240 --> 00:36:14.120
Parker and Jen.
00:36:14.120 --> 00:36:17.440
What will you wear to Carnival of the Grack?
00:36:17.440 --> 00:36:21.000
Oh, so Grackleton's Big Carnivals coming up.
00:36:21.000 --> 00:36:23.640
This question came in from Barbara Ann.
00:36:23.640 --> 00:36:25.120
Barbara Ann.
00:36:25.120 --> 00:36:30.200
Well, since you are the hero of the show, I would like to turn
the table on you.
00:36:30.200 --> 00:36:31.200
Oh, okay.
00:36:31.200 --> 00:36:32.200
You may ask.
00:36:32.200 --> 00:36:33.560
You may answer the question first.
00:36:33.560 --> 00:36:34.560
Okay.
00:36:34.560 --> 00:36:40.360
This is going to surprise people because it goes against
what I've worn to every single
00:36:40.360 --> 00:36:42.840
previous Carnival of the Grack.
00:36:42.840 --> 00:36:50.000
As some of you listening might know because you've seen me
at them, I usually wear my knee
00:36:50.000 --> 00:36:55.680
high stomping boots, my flannel shirt, and a pair of track
pants.
00:36:55.680 --> 00:36:58.460
That's always what I've worn in previous years.
00:36:58.460 --> 00:37:03.960
This year, though, I actually went to the thrift store and I
found somebody's prom dress
00:37:03.960 --> 00:37:05.800
from 1984.
00:37:05.800 --> 00:37:07.720
It's a great big pink dilly.
00:37:07.720 --> 00:37:10.000
It's like that, like a taffeta.
00:37:10.000 --> 00:37:11.000
I don't know.
00:37:11.000 --> 00:37:16.880
The fabric looks like if I got too close to a flame, I'm in
deep, deep shit.
00:37:16.880 --> 00:37:19.400
I am going to be melted into a candle.
00:37:19.400 --> 00:37:24.680
I'm going to actually probably look just like you looked
coming out of that washroom earlier
00:37:24.680 --> 00:37:26.040
today.
00:37:26.040 --> 00:37:30.560
If I got anywhere close to a flame, and as we know, there's a
lot of fire at Carnival
00:37:30.560 --> 00:37:31.560
of the Grack.
00:37:31.560 --> 00:37:32.960
I'm taking my life into my hands.
00:37:32.960 --> 00:37:38.120
Parker, I might need your help with this shielding me if I
need because that's what
00:37:38.120 --> 00:37:39.640
I'm wearing this year.
00:37:39.640 --> 00:37:43.920
I would, first of all, I would like to congratulate you.
00:37:43.920 --> 00:37:46.560
You are like Mrs. Stardust.
00:37:46.560 --> 00:37:52.840
I can imagine you up there on the rooftops of Crackleton
coming down with Mrs. Stardust.
00:37:52.840 --> 00:37:55.440
I am not marrying anybody that ever shoots.
00:37:55.440 --> 00:37:56.440
No, no, it would not be married.
00:37:56.440 --> 00:37:57.440
No, no.
00:37:57.440 --> 00:38:02.640
Anyone that shoots me in the face like that, that's not
marriage material, I'm going to
00:38:02.640 --> 00:38:03.640
tell you.
00:38:03.640 --> 00:38:11.720
It throws wonderful, wonderful glitter sprinkles all
through the air, and they hit you on your
00:38:11.720 --> 00:38:13.080
face and you go to sleep.
00:38:13.080 --> 00:38:14.080
Wonderful.
00:38:14.080 --> 00:38:16.800
I do go to sleep after you.
00:38:16.800 --> 00:38:17.800
Wonderful.
00:38:17.800 --> 00:38:21.680
But, and so that would say that.
00:38:21.680 --> 00:38:23.320
So that's a wonderful thing you have.
00:38:23.320 --> 00:38:25.320
I'm going to wear.
00:38:25.320 --> 00:38:30.640
Well, I have a button up a shirt that I have.
00:38:30.640 --> 00:38:37.320
My mom for the carnival always sewed on silver buttons for
me.
00:38:37.320 --> 00:38:38.320
Yeah.
00:38:38.320 --> 00:38:40.280
And apparently they're real silver.
00:38:40.280 --> 00:38:41.280
Oh, nice.
00:38:41.280 --> 00:38:42.280
Yeah.
00:38:42.280 --> 00:38:43.280
Okay.
00:38:43.280 --> 00:38:44.280
And so, yeah, and it's wonderful.
00:38:44.280 --> 00:38:49.240
And the reason you wear them is because she says that when
they try to guess your weight,
00:38:49.240 --> 00:38:55.480
they're so heavy that they will never guess your weight
right at the weight guesser booth.
00:38:55.480 --> 00:38:56.480
Right.
00:38:56.480 --> 00:38:57.480
They are, they're heavy buttons.
00:38:57.480 --> 00:39:01.800
Don't you want them to guess correctly or is it they want,
you want them to guess things
00:39:01.800 --> 00:39:02.800
correctly?
00:39:02.800 --> 00:39:08.520
You want them to mess up so that they'll give you a, you know,
gigantic shaggy dog that
00:39:08.520 --> 00:39:10.160
they have hanging up.
00:39:10.160 --> 00:39:12.480
Oh, that's how it works.
00:39:12.480 --> 00:39:13.480
All right.
00:39:13.480 --> 00:39:14.920
Well, we should go to break.
00:39:14.920 --> 00:39:17.800
We've got another ad break, I think, to put in here.
00:39:17.800 --> 00:39:19.640
So why don't we do that?
00:39:19.640 --> 00:39:26.160
And why don't we go over during the ad breaks and go talk to
the ladies, talk to the dogs?
00:39:26.160 --> 00:39:27.160
I would love to.
00:39:27.160 --> 00:39:28.160
Okay.
00:39:28.160 --> 00:39:29.160
Okay, coming at ya.
00:39:29.160 --> 00:39:30.160
All right.
00:39:30.160 --> 00:39:31.160
All right.
00:39:31.160 --> 00:39:32.160
We're back.
00:39:32.160 --> 00:39:43.400
We're here at the tennis stop.
00:39:43.400 --> 00:39:46.160
We're pretty close to the tennis courts here.
00:39:46.160 --> 00:39:48.160
At the back of the store.
00:39:48.160 --> 00:39:54.760
Now you're on 101.7 FM the Grack and you're here with Jen and
Parker, Jen and Parker.
00:39:54.760 --> 00:39:55.920
Toot toot.
00:39:55.920 --> 00:39:57.480
Toot toot.
00:39:57.480 --> 00:40:01.600
I think that that will, I think I'll get used to the toot toot.
00:40:01.600 --> 00:40:02.840
It's going to take a little while.
00:40:02.840 --> 00:40:03.840
Like a vacuum cleaner.
00:40:03.840 --> 00:40:04.840
Like a vacuum cleaner.
00:40:04.840 --> 00:40:09.480
See, I would have never made that association and I still
kind of don't with the pipe thing
00:40:09.480 --> 00:40:12.960
because it's usually connected to the, to the handle.
00:40:12.960 --> 00:40:16.000
I don't think of it as like an exhaust pipe.
00:40:16.000 --> 00:40:18.160
It's like a, but no, not exhaust pipe.
00:40:18.160 --> 00:40:22.880
It's like, you know, the tug boats, they have the little
horn that goes toot toot.
00:40:22.880 --> 00:40:24.000
Oh, I see.
00:40:24.000 --> 00:40:28.880
I was thinking of it more like the top of the boat that has
like the exhaust coming out.
00:40:28.880 --> 00:40:31.400
The pole, the cloud maker.
00:40:31.400 --> 00:40:32.840
No, no, thank you.
00:40:32.840 --> 00:40:33.840
Pollution maker.
00:40:33.840 --> 00:40:34.840
Sure.
00:40:34.840 --> 00:40:35.840
Yeah.
00:40:35.840 --> 00:40:36.840
Toot toot.
00:40:36.840 --> 00:40:37.840
You know.
00:40:37.840 --> 00:40:38.840
Right.
00:40:38.840 --> 00:40:39.840
Toot toot.
00:40:39.840 --> 00:40:40.840
Toot toot.
00:40:40.840 --> 00:40:41.840
All right.
00:40:41.840 --> 00:40:42.840
So why don't we do the snack review hour now?
00:40:42.840 --> 00:40:49.880
So snack review hour, that's the segment that is written
down for today.
00:40:49.880 --> 00:40:52.040
We were talking about the vending machines earlier.
00:40:52.040 --> 00:40:56.320
You had some interesting snacks that you get in the vending
machine.
00:40:56.320 --> 00:41:00.480
Do you have other snacks that you've enjoyed this week,
Parker?
00:41:00.480 --> 00:41:02.080
I most certainly do.
00:41:02.080 --> 00:41:09.840
And part of it is still stuck inside my back, the back of my
teeth from the book club where
00:41:09.840 --> 00:41:12.080
they, they gave them to me.
00:41:12.080 --> 00:41:13.080
Yeah.
00:41:13.080 --> 00:41:16.320
Because you were busy over with the dogs.
00:41:16.320 --> 00:41:18.120
I couldn't, I couldn't pull my way.
00:41:18.120 --> 00:41:24.680
There's no human being to me that ranks higher than a dog,
especially a kelpie.
00:41:24.680 --> 00:41:26.160
So that is wonderful.
00:41:26.160 --> 00:41:27.160
Yeah.
00:41:27.160 --> 00:41:30.120
There's, that's why my eyes were fixated on those dogs.
00:41:30.120 --> 00:41:35.160
The second that I saw them tied up there and eyeballing
those tennis balls and all I wanted
00:41:35.160 --> 00:41:38.960
to do was go throw some balls for some dogs and I got to do that
because they scaled the
00:41:38.960 --> 00:41:39.960
fence at me.
00:41:39.960 --> 00:41:46.120
Sorry, you were getting some, you were, you were busy
getting snacks from the book club.
00:41:46.120 --> 00:41:48.360
I absolutely was.
00:41:48.360 --> 00:41:57.800
So they, they had made my favorite snack, rice, rice, the
rice treats, the rice cereal,
00:41:57.800 --> 00:41:59.440
rice crispy, they call them.
00:41:59.440 --> 00:42:00.440
Right, right, right.
00:42:00.440 --> 00:42:01.960
And oh my goodness.
00:42:01.960 --> 00:42:06.480
And they are, they're stuck in the back of my teeth, but they
are wonderful.
00:42:06.480 --> 00:42:07.920
The best treats I ever had.
00:42:07.920 --> 00:42:08.920
Yeah.
00:42:08.920 --> 00:42:10.280
They're so nice as well.
00:42:10.280 --> 00:42:11.280
Okay.
00:42:11.280 --> 00:42:12.280
Well, that's good.
00:42:12.280 --> 00:42:13.280
Yeah.
00:42:13.280 --> 00:42:15.360
And I got invited to join the book club.
00:42:15.360 --> 00:42:16.360
You did?
00:42:16.360 --> 00:42:17.360
Uh-huh.
00:42:17.360 --> 00:42:27.360
And we are, we are reading a wonderful, according to them, a
wonderful series called Onyx Storm.
00:42:27.360 --> 00:42:33.920
And it is a, just a wonderful, I think about dragons,
wizards and that kind of stuff, which
00:42:33.920 --> 00:42:35.440
I'm so excited about.
00:42:35.440 --> 00:42:36.440
Right.
00:42:36.440 --> 00:42:37.440
Right.
00:42:37.440 --> 00:42:38.440
Well, that's good.
00:42:38.440 --> 00:42:39.440
Yeah.
00:42:39.440 --> 00:42:40.440
New friends.
00:42:40.440 --> 00:42:41.440
It's going to be wonderful.
00:42:41.440 --> 00:42:43.400
So I'm very much looking forward to it.
00:42:43.400 --> 00:42:47.080
And they said that, you know, they said it would be lovely to
have me.
00:42:47.080 --> 00:42:48.400
So there we go.
00:42:48.400 --> 00:42:49.400
Okay.
00:42:49.400 --> 00:42:51.000
Well, they're about to discover what that's like.
00:42:51.000 --> 00:42:54.720
Do you have to take food with you, Parker?
00:42:54.720 --> 00:42:56.360
I will.
00:42:56.360 --> 00:42:57.360
Okay.
00:42:57.360 --> 00:42:59.920
Because I'm not a monster.
00:42:59.920 --> 00:43:02.360
So yes, Jen, I will take food with me.
00:43:02.360 --> 00:43:03.360
Yeah.
00:43:03.360 --> 00:43:05.320
Because I'm not some kind of a horrible human being.
00:43:05.320 --> 00:43:06.320
Yes.
00:43:06.320 --> 00:43:10.640
And Onyx Storm is going to be a horror book.
00:43:10.640 --> 00:43:13.440
I don't know what it's about.
00:43:13.440 --> 00:43:17.920
But I know that they were very interested and they said,
we're interested in seeing your
00:43:17.920 --> 00:43:18.920
reaction.
00:43:18.920 --> 00:43:19.920
Yeah.
00:43:19.920 --> 00:43:24.840
I think it's probably going to be full of topics that you're
not ready for, Parker.
00:43:24.840 --> 00:43:33.000
Well, well, I was born ready and I'm ready to handle
whatever they throw at, whatever
00:43:33.000 --> 00:43:42.520
life, the wonderful moonscape of life throws and bounces
with the moon dust.
00:43:42.520 --> 00:43:47.080
And Mr. Star Dust throws at me.
00:43:47.080 --> 00:43:52.000
I think you're probably going to need to pass that book by
your mother first, Parker, and
00:43:52.000 --> 00:43:53.520
get a permission slip.
00:43:53.520 --> 00:44:00.600
I am a grown man, Jen Dahon, and I will not do any such thing.
00:44:00.600 --> 00:44:03.560
Maybe you can take a quick look, though, and make sure it's
OK for me.
00:44:03.560 --> 00:44:04.560
Right.
00:44:04.560 --> 00:44:05.560
Yeah.
00:44:05.560 --> 00:44:07.680
Like, I could give you permission slip if it passes muster.
00:44:07.680 --> 00:44:09.000
No, I don't.
00:44:09.000 --> 00:44:10.000
What permission slip?
00:44:10.000 --> 00:44:11.000
That is a silly thing.
00:44:11.000 --> 00:44:12.000
No, it's not.
00:44:12.000 --> 00:44:15.880
I mean, I could do it on letterhead and I could type it out for
you.
00:44:15.880 --> 00:44:18.000
I think you'd like it.
00:44:18.000 --> 00:44:22.200
That's a wonderful reference to the mayor from earlier and
I'm not going to put up with your
00:44:22.200 --> 00:44:23.200
silliness.
00:44:23.200 --> 00:44:24.200
All right.
00:44:24.200 --> 00:44:25.200
Well, moving on.
00:44:25.200 --> 00:44:26.200
OK.
00:44:26.200 --> 00:44:29.440
Well, I'm going to, I'm not going to, my snack for my snack
review hour is not going
00:44:29.440 --> 00:44:31.000
to be crème brûlée.
00:44:31.000 --> 00:44:36.320
I think that's a fancy dish that's much too fancy for
somebody like me.
00:44:36.320 --> 00:44:42.920
I'm going to bring up, you know, those, those wafer cookies
that you get?
00:44:42.920 --> 00:44:47.280
Like you, you probably got them when you were a kid in your
lunchbox and they've got like
00:44:47.280 --> 00:44:52.040
they, they come in like yellow and pink and maybe blue.
00:44:52.040 --> 00:44:53.040
I can't remember.
00:44:53.040 --> 00:44:56.080
There's like another like, oh, chocolate.
00:44:56.080 --> 00:44:57.240
There's like a brown one.
00:44:57.240 --> 00:44:58.240
Right.
00:44:58.240 --> 00:45:03.680
And it's like wafer and then like it's not icing, but it's
like probably meant to be
00:45:03.680 --> 00:45:05.440
like icing.
00:45:05.440 --> 00:45:07.760
And then it's like another wafer.
00:45:07.760 --> 00:45:11.880
And then there's another of like not icing, but like your
brain kind of wants to think
00:45:11.880 --> 00:45:13.240
it's icing, but it's not.
00:45:13.240 --> 00:45:16.560
And I have no idea how to even describe that stuff.
00:45:16.560 --> 00:45:19.440
It's like hard and sugary.
00:45:19.440 --> 00:45:22.280
And you think it's like, you know what I mean, listener.
00:45:22.280 --> 00:45:25.520
And then there's like another wafer on the bottom and it
comes like in a little plastic
00:45:25.520 --> 00:45:26.920
pack and you got to peel it.
00:45:26.920 --> 00:45:32.680
And it's like the, the wafer thing is always like almost too
tight in the pack.
00:45:32.680 --> 00:45:33.680
Right.
00:45:33.680 --> 00:45:37.840
So you're like, try to open the pack and you're trying not to
like break the wafer apart,
00:45:37.840 --> 00:45:43.560
but you always end up like breaking a corner, but like
you're trying to like, like threaten
00:45:43.560 --> 00:45:46.000
yourself, like don't break the corner.
00:45:46.000 --> 00:45:50.040
Like it's like this thing in your head and then you end up
working a challenge.
00:45:50.040 --> 00:45:51.040
It's a challenge.
00:45:51.040 --> 00:45:54.000
Well, you're, you're threatening yourself through the
challenge.
00:45:54.000 --> 00:45:55.000
Right.
00:45:55.000 --> 00:45:56.880
Like don't, don't you threaten yourself.
00:45:56.880 --> 00:46:00.040
No, but don't you do that when you challenge yourself.
00:46:00.040 --> 00:46:04.240
You're like, if you don't do this, you're a horrible being
that should be filled with
00:46:04.240 --> 00:46:05.240
shame.
00:46:05.240 --> 00:46:08.560
No, I never in my life done that.
00:46:08.560 --> 00:46:15.560
I am a wonderful person and, um, uh, you know, I, I, I try my
very best at everything
00:46:15.560 --> 00:46:16.560
I do.
00:46:16.560 --> 00:46:19.840
And if I don't, I cry and then I'm done.
00:46:19.840 --> 00:46:22.480
You cry, but that would be your shame.
00:46:22.480 --> 00:46:23.480
Right.
00:46:23.480 --> 00:46:25.720
So you do get a shame.
00:46:25.720 --> 00:46:28.080
So you do, you are threatening yourself.
00:46:28.080 --> 00:46:32.440
No, I just teared my tears of shame and then I'm done.
00:46:32.440 --> 00:46:33.920
Well, that's a threat.
00:46:33.920 --> 00:46:35.160
That's that's your real.
00:46:35.160 --> 00:46:40.680
So when you threaten, when you challenge yourself, okay,
let's just call it your challenging
00:46:40.680 --> 00:46:42.600
it yourself.
00:46:42.600 --> 00:46:44.760
You go to crying.
00:46:44.760 --> 00:46:46.240
I go to rage.
00:46:46.240 --> 00:46:49.320
Well, that's the same thing.
00:46:49.320 --> 00:46:50.720
I just call it a threat.
00:46:50.720 --> 00:46:52.400
You call it a challenge.
00:46:52.400 --> 00:46:58.120
I, I, I imagine the tears though to be to turn into diamonds
when they fall for my face
00:46:58.120 --> 00:47:03.800
and they, um, and then I pick them up and every diamond I
collect is a beacon of hope
00:47:03.800 --> 00:47:04.800
for me.
00:47:04.800 --> 00:47:06.760
So thank you.
00:47:06.760 --> 00:47:11.680
Have you ever cried so much that you've actually created a
small pool on the table?
00:47:11.680 --> 00:47:17.360
No, most of my cries are intense and last for 20 to 30
seconds, but never, but never
00:47:17.360 --> 00:47:20.360
enough tears to actually collect into a pool.
00:47:20.360 --> 00:47:22.360
No, I mean, I.
00:47:22.360 --> 00:47:23.360
Do you want me to?
00:47:23.360 --> 00:47:24.880
Cause I, I guess I could.
00:47:24.880 --> 00:47:26.800
Are you taking that as a challenge?
00:47:26.800 --> 00:47:29.720
Cause then that would cause you that that would cause you to
cry.
00:47:29.720 --> 00:47:30.720
Yeah.
00:47:30.720 --> 00:47:31.720
No, no.
00:47:31.720 --> 00:47:32.720
Okay.
00:47:32.720 --> 00:47:33.720
I see where you're going.
00:47:33.720 --> 00:47:34.720
This is kind of weird.
00:47:34.720 --> 00:47:36.720
This is like a singularity and I'm not going to put up with
that.
00:47:36.720 --> 00:47:37.720
Okay.
00:47:37.720 --> 00:47:38.720
All right.
00:47:38.720 --> 00:47:39.720
No singularity.
00:47:39.720 --> 00:47:40.720
Yeah.
00:47:40.720 --> 00:47:41.720
Thank you.
00:47:41.720 --> 00:47:42.720
All right.
00:47:42.720 --> 00:47:44.720
Um, well, we have to, uh, we have to do the weather.
00:47:44.720 --> 00:47:46.240
Oh, wonderful.
00:47:46.240 --> 00:47:47.240
Yeah.
00:47:47.240 --> 00:47:48.240
Why don't we go to weather?
00:47:48.680 --> 00:47:50.680
It's a sunny.
00:47:50.680 --> 00:47:54.680
Rainy.
00:47:54.680 --> 00:47:56.180
Wind.
00:47:56.180 --> 00:48:02.000
Tonight's weather is brought to you by piano lessons with
Lorna Spat.
00:48:02.000 --> 00:48:07.640
Don't worry, Rick usually isn't home, but if he is, he'll
have earplugs, but please
00:48:07.640 --> 00:48:09.800
don't look him in the eye.
00:48:09.800 --> 00:48:10.800
All right.
00:48:10.800 --> 00:48:12.800
Get ready for the weather.
00:48:12.800 --> 00:48:16.240
Tonight's weather in South Grac is mostly cloudy.
00:48:16.240 --> 00:48:19.000
You just learned all about the weather.
00:48:19.000 --> 00:48:25.120
And that's the weather brought to you by piano lessons with
Lorna Spat.
00:48:25.120 --> 00:48:28.240
I teach piano pretty good.
00:48:28.240 --> 00:48:31.840
Oh, that's all there is.
00:48:31.840 --> 00:48:37.760
Okay.
00:48:37.760 --> 00:48:38.760
And we're back.
00:48:38.760 --> 00:48:41.240
Well, that was an interesting experience.
00:48:41.240 --> 00:48:42.240
Yeah.
00:48:42.240 --> 00:48:43.240
Not great.
00:48:43.240 --> 00:48:44.240
Not great.
00:48:44.240 --> 00:48:45.240
Not horrible.
00:48:45.240 --> 00:48:46.240
Not horrible.
00:48:46.240 --> 00:48:48.240
No, not for the first weather.
00:48:48.240 --> 00:48:52.080
I've, see, I've only, I've only heard the weather reported.
00:48:52.080 --> 00:48:55.400
I've, uh, never had to do it myself.
00:48:55.400 --> 00:48:56.400
I thought you were wonderful.
00:48:56.400 --> 00:48:57.400
Oh, thank you.
00:48:57.400 --> 00:49:03.760
You were like, yeah, like, uh, magical, uh, like the man
himself.
00:49:03.760 --> 00:49:04.760
Yeah.
00:49:04.760 --> 00:49:05.760
Like Mr. Stardust.
00:49:05.760 --> 00:49:08.960
But I don't think I'm going to be taking any piano lessons
anytime soon.
00:49:08.960 --> 00:49:09.960
What time is it?
00:49:09.960 --> 00:49:13.640
Um, I think it's probably time to get the hell out of here.
00:49:13.640 --> 00:49:14.640
Because, uh, you know.
00:49:14.640 --> 00:49:15.640
Okay.
00:49:15.640 --> 00:49:16.640
No.
00:49:16.640 --> 00:49:19.120
You see who, you see who came back?
00:49:19.120 --> 00:49:22.920
You see, look through, look through the door there and
you'll, you'll probably notice some
00:49:22.920 --> 00:49:23.920
shoes.
00:49:23.920 --> 00:49:25.640
I see, I see.
00:49:25.640 --> 00:49:26.640
Yeah.
00:49:26.640 --> 00:49:33.520
And, uh, looking this way through the, uh, it's like he's in
the, uh, the, the, the
00:49:33.520 --> 00:49:34.520
forest.
00:49:34.520 --> 00:49:35.520
Yeah.
00:49:35.520 --> 00:49:36.520
Looking through the trees.
00:49:36.520 --> 00:49:39.440
He's looking through the, uh, the golf shirt at us.
00:49:39.440 --> 00:49:40.440
Yeah.
00:49:40.440 --> 00:49:41.440
I'm going to wave.
00:49:41.440 --> 00:49:42.440
Okay.
00:49:42.440 --> 00:49:43.440
Hi, Mr.
00:49:43.440 --> 00:49:44.440
Stardust.
00:49:44.440 --> 00:49:45.440
I would suggest waving.
00:49:45.440 --> 00:49:47.960
See, he's waving back, but with his middle finger again.
00:49:47.960 --> 00:49:48.960
So, okay.
00:49:48.960 --> 00:49:49.960
Yeah.
00:49:49.960 --> 00:49:51.360
This, now we're good.
00:49:51.360 --> 00:49:53.160
He and I, we're good buddy.
00:49:53.160 --> 00:49:54.160
Yeah.
00:49:54.160 --> 00:49:55.160
I love you.
00:49:55.160 --> 00:49:57.600
I, uh, I, that made it worse.
00:49:57.600 --> 00:49:58.720
That made it, I'm not good.
00:49:58.720 --> 00:50:04.200
I'm not good at the whole people thing as everybody in
Gragilton knows, but, um, that,
00:50:04.200 --> 00:50:06.160
that you just said kind of made it worse.
00:50:06.160 --> 00:50:07.160
Okay.
00:50:07.160 --> 00:50:08.160
Yeah.
00:50:08.160 --> 00:50:09.160
Now he's coming over here.
00:50:09.160 --> 00:50:10.160
Yeah, he is.
00:50:10.160 --> 00:50:11.160
Yeah.
00:50:11.160 --> 00:50:12.160
I don't think, I don't know.
00:50:12.160 --> 00:50:16.040
Uh, I don't have, I, uh, I don't have another look.
00:50:16.040 --> 00:50:20.800
I don't have another look in my, I can't Rhino look
rhinoceros.
00:50:20.800 --> 00:50:22.760
See, it's not working.
00:50:22.760 --> 00:50:24.000
It's not kicking in.
00:50:24.000 --> 00:50:25.000
All right.
00:50:25.000 --> 00:50:26.000
Listener.
00:50:26.000 --> 00:50:28.480
Um, we should probably get out of here.
00:50:28.480 --> 00:50:30.680
This is being Grag public access.
00:50:30.680 --> 00:50:31.680
I'm Jen.
00:50:31.680 --> 00:50:34.720
That's Parker getting pulled away.
00:50:34.720 --> 00:50:36.960
Parker spoon getting, I said his last name.
00:50:36.960 --> 00:50:37.960
That's good.
00:50:37.960 --> 00:50:38.960
We're making progress.
00:50:38.960 --> 00:50:39.960
Yeah.
00:50:39.960 --> 00:50:44.720
Uh, and, uh, he's with corn chip, uh, right now who's, uh,
still angry from probably being
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constipated.
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So we're going to check on out here.
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We are at the tenant tennis stop.
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Uh, you can get some piano lessons from our sponsor and, uh,
venomous spiders.
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They suck.
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We never talked about them today.
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I'm Jen and, uh, we're, we're heading out.
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I don't know how to end the show.
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All right.
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Bye.
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Toot, toot.
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