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Well ChelseyBD Hello, happy day after Valentine's.

How are you?

full of love and gratitude until 'I complain, but very grateful to like

'I mean you really take things for granted when you're well, and then when

You're knocked out, you know, you.

'I should be A'.

Little bit more grateful.

So, uh, feeling gratitude this week.

How about you

Life is good.

Our Valentine's Day was filled with puppy kisses and uh, it was wonderful.

We had A' great week and I'm happy to be back.

and your birthday's coming up soon?

'I feel like right

Yeah.

And one well, 'I.

Guess thir.

Wait, no.

February has 28 days.

So yeah.

'I in one month minus A' Day.

Yay.

Well, the countdown has already begun.

Party in the A'.

in the A'.

Well, just because we're grateful and well and in love, doesn't mean that we

We know that that's true.

Trey, would you like to,

Lodge, A, Complaint.

'I would, but ChelseyBD 'I would love for you to go first.

oh, how gracious.

is there anything you would like to complain about?

Yeah, 'I do have something in real time.

So one of the things with being sick is, I'm sure I'm, I'm hoping this is relatable content.

You don't do laundry, right?

For so long.

Like 'I was already backed up on the laundry train before 'I got sick.

So you can only imagine what I've been dealing with over the past, you know, trying to catch up.

And 'I finally was like all.

I'm gonna tackle it and 'I guess like because I'm sick, right?

I've been shoving tissues into like pockets of my sweatpants and stuff.

And 'I don't know if like this is A' problem for everyone, but like for me, this happens when you

do you?

Can you read what is literally my Complaint for today?

Wash

Schmutz in the washer.

Stop.

finally happened.

This is literally my Complaint.

minds have melded.

Wow.

'I mean 'I.

Shouldn't be surprised how crazy

did you just say real time?

Because it literally just happened to me eight minutes ago.

Tissues in the wash written down at the top of my paper.

'I, just, it's so annoying.

Like why, why couldn't 'I remember it?

Really like.

There's no one to blame but me.

'I guess, but it's the tissues specifically.

Like the Schwartz is like annoying and the lint is annoying, but like, whatever.

You take it outta the lin tray, you're, you're done.

But the tissues, man, they're like the glitter of laundry.

Oh, that's very,

Right.

All right, so now that 'I know, this is your Complaint.

Chime in.

okay, so 'I actually had, don't ask why 'I had, um, some 'I had A',

Yes.

so in my washer.

So 'I literally just took all of the wet clothes out to put them in the dryer.

And there is like wet, soggy tortilla chip all over all of

the washer.

Oh, all over your clothes.

Yuck.

Guess it was A' long tortilla chip that 'I didn't remember

And now with all over everything.

So 'I was literally like, you know what?

the wash.

Well, that's my question.

'I was like, well, I'm about to see ChelseyBD in literally A' minute, so I'll just wait and see.

Cuz 'I was like, do 'I really have to rewash everything?

Or can

How bad has the schmutts, like, has the tortilla become like gluey and goopy?

You gotta rewash.

not goopy, but like soggy, like 'I was like violently like shaking

you pick it off or is it one with the

Well 'I think that there was like A' napkin too or

It's, I'm telling you, it's the napkins and the tissues that really wreak

Yeah.

Well 'I of course, 'I like have to make things complicated.

So 'I did just throw everything in the dryer to see if it will start separating

Sometimes 'I was gonna say, sometimes the dryer can come and clutch in

'I mean 'I was trying to like watch karate, chop everything off, you know?

And 'I did have to get A' rag and like wipe all these remains out of the washer, like 'I.

Guess there was A', really A', lot of chip in there.

Gross.

And then just like for me, it's 'I.

Don't know what the tissues, or if this was the case with A' tortilla, but it's

You know what 'I mean?

Now I'm all of A'.

Sudden 'I am.

I'm sweeping, right?

Like 'I got A' new job as if 'I wasn't like out of breath for being sick and doing all this laundry,

Uh, so what did you do?

Did you just start the laundry over?

No, like in that case, the clothes is clean, like the tissue's

It's just that like it, it gets like caught in the lint tray, but then as soon as 'I open the door,

So 'I mean 'I took care of it.

'I shook it out.

But like, you know, 'I couldn't just leave.

My like laundry room floor like that.

'I had to then clean that up.

And it's just, it's one of those things like everything else where it's like you,

So like 'I was like, all right, ChelseyBD, let's go like 'I.

It took A' lot to like work up the courage to do it.

And who needs this?

On top of it, you know, also 'I, don't know if this happens to you.

'I go back and forth with like the pods not using the pods.

'I found that 'I was like really going crazy with A'.

Liquid.

'I was like overusing with A' liquid.

So 'I, so 'I thought maybe the pods would help me stay in line.

A' little bit.

They say two pods for A'.

Big load.

I've been sticking to that and thought maybe I'd save A' little bit of money cuz 'I don't

Still looking for alternatives.

'I know there's like some natural alternatives out there, but.

Regardless.

Have you ever had A' situation with A' pod where the pod

'I.

The last time 'I ever bought A' pod, that's what

Oh my God.

like congealed blue all over this like white shirt.

'I was like, this is

Yes, exactly.

So that also happened with A' tissue debacle.

When 'I went to take the stuff out of the washer, A' white shirt was now stained blue and

the same Complaint today.

Laundry.

That is crazy.

That is crazy, but not crazy.

And then not, you know, cuz we do two become one here with us and the Spice Girls.

Oh yeah, from our episode last week,

Yeah.

Hello.

That's so fun.

Well, I'm glad that we have this as like, Both of our complaints.

Hopefully what that means is that this is universal.

Listeners, do you deal with this?

Like do you hate sort of A' sharp, right turn right?

When you're in the middle of doing A' laundry, you think you're on track?

Let us know.

One A' five zero review, zero.

'I feel like 'I shouldn't have let you go first.

Okay.

'I will test the fact that we both write the complaints at the top of our notebooks

We just both have the same Complaint.

Now, I'm super curious to hear about the Complaint that you're bringing in this

Okay, that's good.

Yeah.

Let's just move

Yeah.

let's go ahead and do the title of our

Woo.

Review.

That, Review,

All right.

Let's do it.

As you know, we are your trustee, Review Queen.

We bring in reviews from the internet that we feel need to be inspected.

We read you A' review.

We break it down and then we rate the impact of that review on A' scale from zero to five crowns.

It's A', very regal process that we like to call.

Assess, That, Kvetch.

That's right.

And Trey in the 'I.

Think in the after show.

I'm not sure if it came up at all in last week's episode, but you've

For A' Minute.

Now, Trey has told me he has alerted the Patreon community that this is gonna be A',

Is that true?

it's very accurate.

Wow.

Okay.

'I can't wait to hear it.

It's like I've been sitting on pins and needles waiting to know what this could possibly be.

Well, everyone 'I just want you to know if you have children listening.

If you continue forward with today's episode, it is at your own discretion

'I, this is officially your message to push Stop and listen to another episode.

Isler, come back to episode 89.

A' Review.

That Review, and about how old is Isler.

Seven.

He can come back in 10 years.

make it, make it 15.

'I let her come back in 15 years.

Okay, here we go.

So today, oh, 'I should also say like this, 'I found this.

So 'I talked about this on the Patreon, but 'I found this review A' long time

But then because of scheduling and the way the calendar was set up, our

So, This is perfect for today, the day after Valentine's Day when

So today 'I have A' five star Amazon Review written by PAX 16, spelled p A' 'I X 16

The Thinking Man's Guide to Pleasuring, A', woman parenthesis, Kerner, paperback,

super cala.

It's super coloristic A'.

Wow, Trey.

that's why 'I let you go first earlier.

Thank you.

How progressive and feminist of you 'I like this book so far from the title?

It's A' five star review, so that makes me feel even better powered

W O M Y N.

You know what 'I.

Mm-hmm.

Okay.

Anyway, I'm gonna shut up now, but the point is, do you know that song.

Uh, you 'I, can't you?

You come first.

Let me give you what you deserve.

Sorry, Natalie.

Don't, don't get on me about the riff.

Okay.

There's probably like A' million notes in that one thing.

'I didn't break down the riff, but.

There is A' song about that, and 'I didn't, we should like maybe play A' clip

But 'I didn't realize at first when 'I was hearing that 'I was just like, oh, you come first.

Like, that's such A' sweet song about like A' boyfriend or A' husband being like, you baby.

Like, like, like you come first, like you're, I'm gonna think of you

And then 'I realize like, no, no, no, no.

This is A' sexy song.

And 'I find that so many songs.

Do that, right?

With the double entendre where like you're singing them forever and

Nice little Diddy.

And then you're like, wait, A' minute.

I'm singing about oral sex.

Mm-hmm.

You know this song Trey, right?

never heard the song, but

Oh my God.

that tangent.

Thank you.

Can we play it for A' second, just so that you can just for A' second.

All right.

Share.

Can you hear it?

Oh sweetie.

If only A', they say 'I A'.

Lot of selfish love.

Wow.

So let me go down, down, down, down.

You don't even need to ask me.

'I.

A'.

Go.

Round, round, round, round.

You've had A' nerve.

Lemme go.

Down, down, down.

You know that it me.

Happy you.

Loud, loud.

When you feel A' love darling.

You first let me give you A' deserve.

'I A', love you.

You feel.

Sweetie.

the moan at the end.

'I.

Wonder why there's whistling.

'I?

Don't know.

Maybe

wet your whistle.

what your whistle 'I.

Guess.

'I don't know, but like can you believe 'I had been like singing along to that song on the radio

Anyway, pun intended.

'I.

never heard that song.

It was on the radio.

Yeah.

Or 'I.

'I play like Spotify, like mood lifters and stuff.

'I do Spotify playlists.

'I shouldn't say radio, but you know what 'I mean.

It was like charting.

Anyway, tangent aside, , let's, let's get into Pack Sixteens.

Five star review of She Comes First.

Yes.

All right, so this is Pack Sixteens five star Amazon review for the book.

She comes first, the Thinking Man's Guide to Pleasuring, A' Woman Paperback edition.

Very important, so this is PAXs subject.

All caps very highly recommended.

An eyeopener, four exclamation marks, A' confidence builder, three exclamation marks.

Now this

the title.

That's right.

Yep.

So this was written on October 15th, 2018, and this is for the 2009 edition of the book.

All right, here we go.

Verified purchase.

She comes first, is very highly recommended.

It has opened my eyes.

, it has significantly increased my confidence.

It has made me A' much better.

Partner slash Lover 'I stumbled upon the book while searching for the joy of sex.

At the time, 'I was newly divorced and in search of direction prior to reentering the dating.

based on the reviews.

'I purchased both books.

Unfortunately 'I read, t j s Burst, it was somewhat enlightening,

After sitting in my desk for more than A' year, 'I read S c F, it was.

An eyeopener.

'I never realized how little 'I knew about the female anatomy.

After reading the book, 'I better understood why over the years women said 'I was too

Little overwhelmed at times with the technical aspects of the.

The first time 'I put the techniques into practice.

'I was shocked how easy it was to step up my game.

'I made A' all caps very good.

First impression with the new woman in my life.

The responses to my moves were overwhelming for the first time, 'I felt like 'I

'I always prioritized her.

Nice.

My contentment took her by surprise.

'I truly focused on savoring all aspects of pleasing her instead of

Since this was our first time together, this approach went A' long way towards allaying her

As A' result, 'I have laid the groundwork for building A' key facet for A' strong

It's A' paradigm shift.

Mm.

Unfortunately, my ex-wife will never experience the benefits of my enlightenment.

Our sex life was very routine slash dull.

Although S C F wouldn't have saved our marriage, it might have eliminated

Enter.

Plus sign.

Plus 'I plus.

And plus sign.

Plus sign.

Plus sign, plus sign, plus sign, plus sign.

Plus sign.

Plus sign, plus 'I.

Plus, plus plus 'I.

Plus plus sign.

Plus and plus.

Plus.

Plus sign.

Plus 'I.

Plus 'I.

Plus sign, plus 'I, plus 'I, plus 'I.

Plus 'I Plus.

And plus.

Sign.

Enter.

Enter PS dash.

The more 'I practice, the better 'I be.

Come.

Ooh.

So far my record is providing five orgasms in one day.

Across two sessions, 'I have discovered three ways to caps guarantee results.

'I have gone from an amateur to an expert.

Trust me, the techniques work wonders all caps.

Most importantly, my insecurities are.

Also by prioritizing my lady friend 'I have rightly made her feel very special.

All caps, she always comes first in an outside of the bed for exclamation marks.

This makes my life easier and enhances our relationship.

Smiley.

Enter.

Enter.

Plus 'I.

Plus 'I.

Plus 'I.

Plus 'I.

Plus 'I.

Plus 'I.

Plus 'I.

Plus 'I.

Plus 'I.

Plus 'I.

Plus 'I.

Plus 'I.

Plus 'I.

Plus 'I.

Plus 'I.

Plus 'I.

Plus 'I.

Plus 'I.

Plus 'I.

Plus 'I.

Plus 'I.

Plus 'I.

Plus 'I.

Plus 'I.

Plus 'I, plus 'I.

Enter.

Enter pps Dash as recommended.

Candlelight is essential.

recommended . Is that it?

Oh my god.

What?

A'.

Okay.

All right.

Pack 16 'I mean.

As A' woman, 'I gotta applaud.

Pack 16, right?

'I.

'I was thinking about this the entire time, cuz 'I was like, if more men read this book, then

Certainly it was interesting because it was like teetering on this line of bragging,

Yes.

then at the same time, Really giving credit to the book.

'I liked that.

Pax mentioned that the book was about more than just sex, and that it did really do

Because 'I was thinking maybe, even though at times it was like A'.

Yeah, yeah.

Like 'I, do 'I really need to know how many orgasms you're giving.

A' woman.

But then 'I was like, you know, maybe 'I do, because maybe this is somebody.

Who really was deeply impacted by this book is sharing it clearly with an audience

Also, with 'I guess men or women reading, you know, the book to please their partners.

Like it's not like we're putting this lewd information out there for

You know what 'I mean.

Like this is clearly the audience of people that are gonna be reading this review.

Maybe once this information.

'I.

You know, the whole time 'I was listening to it, 'I, 'I really wanted to make Pax A'.

Review Queen, but they lost me.

A' little bit in this xx Plus Plus.

Plus plus.

Ps.

Pps.

'I mean 'I know.

It's just like the reason they did that, right, is to like kind of separate it out.

it's

So like visually.

Right.

Okay.

But 'I mean 'I.

Think we, we could have, we didn't need the PBS and the pps and we also didn't need,

Oh, interesting.

Cuz 'I feel like 'I cuz it occurred to me that they're saying it's unfortunate the ex-wife

But then it said like, but that wouldn't have fixed our issues.

Any like 'I don't know.

right.

'I actually find this review to not be super lewd like they use the word 'I.

Well, first of all, the book is called, uses the phrase come, but Pax even uses the word orgasm.

They do say come throughout, but it doesn't seem very adult in the content.

It feels very sort of almost

Clinical.

Yeah.

Yeah.

But 'I liked that.

'I really liked that.

That was like what 'I found kind of Queenly and 'I really liked that.

Pax owned up to like, 'I was too fast, 'I was too rough.

'I, you know, 'I was doing these things blindly and now 'I know.

right?

When was this book published?

Well, this paperback version was published February 1st, 2009,

Okay.

it's A' hard cover first, and then the next edition will be paperback.

And then when was the review written?

in 2018.

Okay.

How old do you think Pax is?

'I think that Pax is in his forties.

'I feel like they could even be older, like 'I feel like,

You think so?

Well 'I get that this is 2018, so, but that's not really even

But 'I guess 'I have A' story here that like this person is very learned.

Like they were like 'I want to like research.

And so they were looking up the joy of sex.

Then they stumbled upon this one and were like, after A' year's time wanted to do more research.

'I don't know, 'I feel like 40 year olds are on TikTok being.

'I don't know why 'I get 'I, get vibes that like the

Like they were like high school sweethearts or something like that at college.

'I just feel like that was like A' young marriage and that they, this person still has.

Like if this person were to remarry this like partner that they still

'I.

Guess that's why 'I was thinking like middle age, right?

Yeah, no.

'I agree.

It's interesting to me because my first impulse is, Oh, you're saying you're A' good lover.

Well then you obviously aren't, but 'I get that in the context of this review.

It's sort of like, oh, I'm comparing how 'I have been with applying techniques.

'I learned from this book

Correct.

different.

Exactly.

Like that's why in the beginning 'I was like, Ugh, with the bragging and with the

Usually if A' guy is saying that, you're like, okay, you know, but in this

And A' guy that 'I think is just bragging about how good they are.

Whatever is not gonna be doing that in A' clinical book review format, giving

Yeah, the, honestly, this review kind of feels like good reads to

Yes,

who is like really taking on the assignment of writing A' review for this book.

You know,

Totally.

They read this book and then they, they did what 'I think we really like, which is that

This was the review that Pax needed, and he paid it forward.

It is interesting to me that Pax always abbreviates the title

didn't wanna waste any real estate on the book title.

Why do you think candlelight is essential?

'I 'I.

Think that packs with like the candlelight is essential and with it's more than

Think all of those things for me, even though 'I think, again, maybe not necessary to do it.

In the PS PPPs format is alluding to the fact that this is not just A' book

This is A' book about like.

Intimacy and relationships and the candlelight and, and the female brain, right?

'I think there is A' sense of you wanna be romance, like you want to

You wanna set the tone, you're not gonna, you know, that's the way 'I think.

A' more female brain works.

So, uh, speaking as A' female,

right.

Have you ever read the Joy of Sex?

no

Me either.

'I know.

I've like heard it, it's been like in the zeitgeist.

I'm like, maybe 'I should.

Now, 'I, don't even remember how 'I came across this book.

But 'I.

Think 'I came across it from looking up like, oh, it would

Yeah.

How did you go across this book?

No offense.

What do you mean?

'I was looking for A' review for the Joy of Sex.

'I think that is literally how 'I found it.

And none of, oh, 'I.

Remember 'I thought it would be funny to do 'I.

Remember now, 'I thought it would be funny to have A' review of the Comma Sutra,

Okay.

but none of them really were like, interesting.

And then this was like A' recommended book and 'I was like, she comes first.

That's A'.

Good title.

Kind of A' pet peeve of mine.

Let me know if you feel this way.

'I.

Feel like we've talked about this before.

If you're gonna have these like long subjects, then why are we reiterating

Like just have A' short subject and then say what you will.

We had this whole lengthy subject line in all caps and then started the review saying the same.

Yeah, it does bother me.

Yeah, it is literally the subject.

She comes versus very highly recommended.

It has opened my eyes.

'I A' significantly increased my confidence.

Yeah, A' eyeopener opening of eyes has said so many times in this

'I can see that.

Yeah, 'I can see that.

Pun intended.

Yeah.

'I mean.

'I.

Just 'I.

Think that may.

The only thing 'I can think of is that because 'I 'I mean, I'm not seeing it on the page, but

We're getting into the PS and the PPS that in this case, maybe it's like, this is the synopsis,

Yes.

No 'I agree and 'I.

It does feel scholarly to me.

'I.

'I.

Like for some reason 'I feel like Pax was like, I'm going to educate myself.

I'm gonna take A' class on female pleasure.

And this is like A' final exam.

Essay from what they learned, the which is also 'I.

Think why the PS and the PPS is sort of like, it feels like A' counter to that approach.

Yeah, exactly.

and 'I can't distinguish.

If 'I feel like the PPS is meant to be like A', slight nod at humor, or if their intention is like

The better 'I become,

Oh, the become, that's definitely meant to be A' joke.

Or Winky at least.

That's also another thing.

This is just random, but like in my experience of life, 'I always thought that c U M.

Was come when it, when it's pertaining to sexual experiences.

So like this book is spelled C O m E S and even his says 'I BComm.

This is interesting cuz it's not be space quotation come, it's be quotation mark.

C o m e quotation

Well, 'I think that.

'I think.

The reason why this isn't just called,

comes cuz that seems A' little.

Yeah, that's like Below the Brow 'I.

Think of this author.

also, it probably does mean coming, like she comes first in all the ways.

Exactly.

That's what 'I was gonna say.

'I think that it's because it's, it's all, it's an all-inclusive come

So, all right, so do we think there's any value or new unique information?

'I mean 'I, really?

Yeah.

You go first.

Ah, you come.

Thank you 'I.

'I.

Just think that 'I, I'll let you go.

Cause 'I feel like I've been talking A' lot, but 'I do think that they give like

Yeah.

Like 'I.

Feel like Pack 16 is like A' movie reviewer.

right?

Yeah, exactly.

Yes.

like, yeah, 'I do feel like 'I really get A'.

Very strong sense that Pax is being truthful here and that this really

It's not just like A' self-help book where it's like, oh, that's really interesting.

'I have A' like an epiphany and then you forget about it and it's over.

This is really like, 'I have many 'I mean, they even say 'I have discovered

'I mean, it's like as if we're talking about growing A' business, you

Sure.

'I also liked that Pax talked about how they were A', little 'I think they said

Really good emotional.

Point to hit because 'I think A'.

Lot of people would feel that way.

Like, okay, so now I've like read the book and I've garnered all this information,

And 'I feel like that's where the confidence really came in because it was like 'I was

So 'I like that journey for Pax.

no 'I agree.

The spelling grammar here is pretty on point.

'I don't.

'I.

Don't think there are any typo.

'I, definitely think this is truthful to Pax experience.

'I feel like there's just like too many details for this to be shady.

'I mean the only shady element is like, are they talking themselves up?

A', little bit 'I don't know.

You know, it did occur to me that it's like, and 'I think it might be A'.

Good thing like 'I, if this is.

That much of A' paradigm shift that like, oh, let me consider my sexual partner's

But it did make me think, oh, if this is this new partner's first interaction with

But 'I don't think that that's.

Requiring much are, are most people not concerned with other people's needs?

'I mean I'm separate of finding the female orgasm, which like there's so much societal,

But do people, like when they're engaging in sex, is it common that they're like not even

'I mean, I'm sure.

is, of course it's very common, which is why it is, it's great to consider this

Which is sad, but probably true and so makes me wanna give pacs A' little bit of credit there

it on.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Are there like A', lot of reviews.

Does it seem like A', lot of people are buying this book.

Yeah, it became very popular.

This review itself has 365 helpfuls, but, but there's also people that have A', lot of, um,

Little simplistic,

But maybe sometimes it needs to be, you know, simple 'I

right.

monkey see, monkey do.

But also 'I.

Do think women could read this book?

And it's sort of like, all right, if you have A' selfish lover and you wanna keep the lover, but

Put this book in there like in their nightstand, and you hope that they read it.

How did this end up here

Oh

did this come from?

And isn't interesting.

It's written by A' Man.

Oh, 'I didn't realize that This is written by A' man.

That is interesting.

Oh, okay.

Yeah.

Wow.

'I.

Wonder if that, that's very interesting.

'I.

Wonder if that makes it more approachable to like A' cis man,

'I.

Know 'I was wondering that too.

like 'I.

Wonder if this book was written by A' woman, if it wouldn't be as successful, which, you know, maybe.

Maybe in this case it's good that it's written by A' man because obviously 'I

Do you know about that?

'I think it's called the game 'I.

Don't know.

It's like.

that show on b E.

Oh, 'I don't know, but 'I or 'I think it's called The Game.

The rules the game.

The 'I.

Don't know 'I.

. I'm so stupid.

But it's, it's A' book that like A' lot of guys read when 'I was in college that

But 'I 'I don't have that same, even now knowing that it was written by A' man.

'I don't have that same feeling because 'I think the end result or the end point

Think that it's let's pleasure the lady so that we can have A' more

Do we think this is A' common Experie?

'I don't know 'I.

'I can't tell if it's just that Pax is A'.

Is A' plus star student or not?

What do you think?

Well, okay, well now 'I am very, okay, so I'm just, I'm looking up.

Okay, so Ian Kerner does have A' PhD

Okay.

and there are 6,048 reviews on Amazon.

So it is A' very popular book.

And are most of the reviews positive?

What's the, what's the score overall?

He looks like A', nice Jewish boy.

He A'.

It's 4.6 out of

All right.

That's pretty high for Amazon.

Yeah, it's only 3%.

'I consider anything really over A'.

4, 4, 4, 5 to be pretty good.

And they've written A' bunch of, um, oh, it says on the cover it says

Okay.

That's A' lot

popular.

And then so the image on the cover, It's like A', very stark white cover.

And then there's like A', A', 'I.

Guess this is A' fruit, but there's A'.

Maybe it's like A' passion fruit, but there's A' bunch of seeds in the middle,

Okay, got it.

Yeah.

But the seeds are kind of grossing me out.

Okay.

'I.

Don't know if this is common.

'I mean 'I.

Imagine like, yeah, sure.

'I mean 'I Feel like when men are from Mars and women are from Venus.

Like that became A' whole craze.

'I could see how even A' woman could buy the book and be like, honey, let's

Like

'I.

Think 'I can see it being common in the sense that like if you're actually gonna

take it on.

Yeah.

'I feel like it's probably typical, like if you were really wanting A' paradigm shift that

That feels probably A' honest

Yeah, there wasn't like A' ton of humor, but 'I kind of like that.

'I think I'm gonna like put that in the plus column because

the subject

no 'I mean, no pun intended, again on the plus, plus plus.

But I'm gonna put that in the plus column because this could have easily turned out

Yeah.

'I agree.

Because 'I don't think that Pax finds this to be comical like 'I Think

Yeah, this is like A' in A' way.

This is like A' love letter to the book.

That is sort of why the, the more 'I practice, the better

Cause it's the only like

But maybe that's why we did the plus plus plus, you know, separating it out.

Cuz it was like, this is like the clinical whatever love letter

Right, right.

you know,

'I mean impact Deal breaker.

'I.

Mean 'I.

Think it.

'I mean it.

This is A' Strong

it's impactful.

Yeah.

It's A' Strong statement for the book.

Having value.

'I.

Yeah.

All right.

Sh Should we go into crowning?

Yeah.

Let's do it.

Everything just feels so sexual, like the crowning feels sexual.

Everything that we're saying takes on A'.

Whole new message today, but I'm ready to crown.

Let's do it.

'I mean I'm so torn.

But let's, let's go into it.

Okay, so ChelseyBD and 'I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards.

In an effort to be fair and not influence one another, we will

The Queens are Tabulating.

A', Total, Score.

We did it.

We both went for the Review Queen.

We made Pax A'.

Review Queen.

'I.

Feel like Pax.

This was pretty Queenly 'I.

Think as A' woman 'I.

Have to applaud you for reading the book and then also giving credit to the book

Being A' bro about it and being like, 'I, read this book under the covers.

And now I'm gonna pretend like 'I was just born with this genius.

Like you're owning up to the fact that you weren't great before and you weren't confident before.

And this book really, really helped you and 'I think you're A' Queen and 'I.

'I wanted to honor you as such.

And you know, the PS and the subject were little things that bothered me.

The humor wasn't really there, but 'I thought at the end of the day.

'I got A' reward Pax and make him A'.

Review.

Queen.

Why did you go for the Review?

Queen For Pax?

Ultimately this lands for me as you know, like when 'I wanna say, you read

It's also like when you see A' movie and you're like, oh my God, you have to go see this movie.

Or when you like find A' new restaurant and you're like, you, we, you have, it's like Pax

is, share that with everyone.

That's really like what comes across from this review, which 'I think when you boil

When someone has such A', huge impact from A' product that they just wanna

Like we're at the beginning of sound of Music.

Like that's exactly what 'I get from this.

So 'I do think that the plus plus plus plus plus doesn't translate when you're,

But when you look at it on Amazon, it's less obnoxious.

Yeah.

And 'I agree.

It's like the nitpicking we did was just, cuz that's us breaking everything down.

But ultimately, 'I love Pax 'I love that Pax is owning up to things that they have improved

Before and now share, which 'I think is always very impactful for that reason.

Five stars.

And I'm very curious, I'm gonna look 'I, wanna look pack 16 up and see

Wonder if they take everything this

'I also liked that it wasn't like Pack 69, you know, even though that would be apt.

So that's that.

So it wasn't as blue and raunchy.

No.

'I was not sure where we were going with this.

When Trey was sort of teeing this up on the Patreon.

'I thought we were really gonna go even more raunchy.

But yeah, this was sort of educational.

'I hope.

Our male listeners who are listening to the show are intrigued and 'I hope that this can

So to.

In relationships moving forward.

You know, we can talk about this on the after show, but I'm really, I'm

Whoa.

If 'I focus on their experience instead of my own have A' positive reaction,

Yeah.

But, but 'I, like 'I think that that's because you have like A' more sensitive mind than your typical

right?

I'm probably more A' female in that way.

Well that's also why 'I was sort of asking about the candlelight.

Cuz 'I am someone who likes to like candles.

So I'm like, and also 'I do approach sex as like what's there for them, which 'I 'I guess.

It was A' more

'I mean 'I mean we, neither of us are straight men, so it's like they're

But it is sort of like,

Yeah.

And no, but like at the same time, 'I think it's, you know, I'm single and I've had, you

And so 'I think reading this review from PAX is like, you know, melting my frozen heart A'

Book and so many people are focusing on this, then maybe there are men out there that are A' little

So 'I like this,

Yeah.

So the reason 'I think it was so great for today is that if you are in A'

Maybe reading.

She comes first.

The Thinking Man's Guide to Pleasuring A' Woman would have made last night better than now.

You know that you can be like packs and you can go get it on Amazon.

Yeah, go get it.

Go buy it now, please.

Everybody.

Everybody buy it.

'I might buy it.

Honestly, that was good.

Good review.

Trey Way to keep this one hanging on the shelf.

This Review Queen in the wings,

Why?

Thank you.

Well, with all of that said and done, We've reached the most regal portion of our show.

ChelseyBD, who are you inducting tonight?

Four

My Royal.

so thanks for asking Trey.

'I would love to nominate My.

Royal Highness.

And 'I was thinking, speaking of being able to find things today, 'I wanna nominate.

'I 'I.

Think 'I might have done it, but I'm gonna do it again anyway.

Gps, have we done this?

Have 'I done this?

Maybe 'I have.

Here's the thing, if anybody 'I done, 'I have done it.

If anybody knows me, , if anybody knows me, they know that 'I can get lost in like my closet.

'I have A' very bad sense of direction and 'I just don't know what 'I would do without my navigation.

It.

'I.

The times that I've gotten into my car and for whatever reason, like 'I don't have

What did 'I do?

How did 'I get anywhere?

'I remember driving to school before 'I had navigation and 'I like missed my exit,

Okay.

That's what 'I did.

That's what 'I did before 'I had g p s.

Sad but true.

And 'I just don't know what 'I would do without it.

And even though it's sort of creepy cuz like things are tracking us all the

And 'I might have done it, but 'I use it every day.

So 'I, it's worth repeating.

Thank you G P s for navigating my life and taking me to where 'I need to go.

You're My, Royal, Highness.

Yay.

truly concur.

It is like one of those things where like if you did not grow up in A' culture

'I literally.

Like my job is literally 13 minutes away and 'I drive it every time 'I go to work,

It's, it never has, it has never offered A' different route.

'I wanna, yeah.

'I also.

Right.

But still 'I like to have it, it's like it holds your hand and also it

Tells you if there's like A', little bit of A' delay on your way so that

There's nothing worse than being late.

Okay.

But the only thing that's worse than being late is being rude.

Like if I'm gonna.

20 minutes late because 'I just 'I just hit A'.

Delay on the 1 0 1.

Well then at least 'I can call the person and say, Hey, you know, my navigation

Do you want me to meet you at the restaurant instead?

Whatever.

Like 'I can try to like preempt the problem, be A', little bit less rude, A', little bit

'I do feel like we have done this before because 'I remember talking about

Oh my God.

like the back pocket of his, you know, the passenger seat.

You know, there's A' and he would literally, and there was always A' pencil folded

The, the root.

which, like, 'I can't even, like when 'I zoom in on Google maps.

O of course map class.

What?

A' what?

A'.

Glorious.

And, and, um, stop hop, stop hop, A' hop stop.

That was for like Subways, 'I used to

Yes.

Like 'I can't even zoom in on Google Maps in my neighborhood and like tell

Like 'I.

Literally just don't know how to do it.

Like 'I.

Just follow my directions, you know, 'I, it's.

'I don't know how he used to go to different states, like from

maps are very confusing.

It's like amazing that people can just like look at that and know what

And you know what also 'I feel like similarly has gone away.

Those, you know, how you would balance your checkbook with the pieces

Yeah.

You

'I really feel like, yeah.

just like the paper?

Yeah.

. Yeah.

Now it's just like everything 'I, like it automatically, like all of the information

like A' copy of the check or whatever.

Oh my gosh, yes.

Yes.

Like that's so weird.

Yeah, 'I know these are the things that we take.

I'm telling you, these are the things that we, we take for granted

And also in this.

uh, used to them.

and even in the same conversation as the calculator 'I know we have talked

And 'I was like, you just literally always had A' digital phone.

We literally had calculators, but now we have iPhones and smartphones

need to have an extra thing.

You don't need A' camera.

You don't need 'I.

Mean, there's just like, it's 'I

you don't even need A' flashlight.

let's not give away all the Royal Highness, right?

These things

Oh true.

That's very true.

Let's

that is true.

Um, anyway.

Good induction, obviously.

Yes.

G p s 'I.

Don't know anyone who doesn't use the gps.

If you don't, 'I, don't trust you.

'I.

Just

that's A' Different brain.

Yeah.

Anyway, we did A'.

Trey.

We have reached the end of the route.

We have arrived at the end.

And that's another round on the argue, an eye-opening RQ Ferris

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