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Toxic Teacher
Oh, there we are. There we are. It's me, everybody.
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Toxic Teacher
Everyone's favorite Dead by Daylight podcaster.
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Toxic Teacher
And I figured out how to turn the sounds off whenever I won. I got a kill switch on my sounds now. Hey, guys, you're here. It's camping them softly. What episode are we on? I think we're on episode 64.
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Toxic Teacher
And that's about right for this episode. We have tried to recall record this episode about five times now. And I want to apologize. We didn't even have an episode last week and we recorded half of it twice. If that even makes sense,
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Toxic Teacher
because that would be like you would think that oil. That's one whole episode. Where is the fucking episode? Well, guess what? It's on my computer, but it's unpublishable. And if you saw the stream last week, you'll know what I'm talking about because we had this weird crackling noise that I couldn't get rid of. It was like the popping noise and stuff that you get in audio whenever it's like low quality audio or something. I could not figure out what this shit was. So you know where I go, where I'm always going to go. I'm going to go to my AI friend, right?
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Toxic Teacher
That button doesn't have a sound. Remember, I got 142 key sounds. I got one on board and that's a one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. Is that number eight? That one doesn't even have a sound attached to it.
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Nicky Dente (Rapping)
Okay.
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Toxic Teacher
Did that work? That's one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. It doesn't have a sound. See, you would think I would know all this by now and it says right here it has a sound,
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Toxic Teacher
but it doesn't hang on. I can fix this shit. There's no, there is a left. If I enable that now it should. Let's see one, two, three, four. I say, oh,
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Toxic Teacher
we got it. Okay. There you go. Um, what was I even saying? I don't know what I was saying. I was talking about how it's unpublished, but blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, publishable. Is that the right word? Publishable. Anyway, it was unpublishable. And then on stream it was happening. Couldn't figure it out. Went AI AI told me to do about 400 different things because I have all it to be short on it. I've got it routed through my road caster. Then it goes through voice meter and then it goes into OBS so I can control everything independently. If Nikki is too loud, if I'm too loud, sound effects are too quiet. I have all these lovers and it looks like I'm on the fucking, I'm on a train or something like pushing and pulling and prodding and, and breaking.
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Hulk Hogan
I was at RB scars and got a chicken court on blue. That natural chicken tastes righteous. That's cause it's not all pumped up with phosphates and thurs.
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Toxic Teacher
Okay. Did you notice something? I think I pushed that one. Did two sounds play brother.
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Hulk Hogan
I was at RB scarves and got a chicken court on blue. That natural chicken tastes right now.
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Toxic Teacher
Okay. No, it doesn't
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Hulk Hogan
with phosphates and thurs.
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Toxic Teacher
I hate phosphates and fillers anyway. So where were we going? It told me to do 20 different things. It said, change the bit rate and change the frequency on each input, go into voice meter and start changing lines out. It's like I'm fucking trying to like hack the servers at Fort Knox or something like that. And nothing was working. And at one point the AI said, uninstall everything and start over. And I was like, no, I'm not doing this fucking shit. So anyway, I started installing programs and there's this one called latency mon where it monitors your latency between all your different things. And so I'm like turning things on and off. And it was like, Hey, when you turn your web cam software on, it makes the crackling noise in the fucking audio brother.
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Hulk Hogan
I was at RB scars and that was the wrong weapon. I can shut them off.
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Toxic Teacher
Yes, I can shut them off now anyway. So my webcam software has been holding all of this stuff up. It's an Elgato face cam pro just FY and Elgato products are generally okay. Like I have a stream deck. I have the face cam pro. I had a face cam before that the face cam before was great, was wonderful. I was like, well, the face cam pro was 4k. It's got like a fake lens. So it's like a DSLR and all that stuff. So it's going to make me look presentable for the cameras, right? It's going to put me in 4k and all that bullshit. Anyway, the software is fucking garbage.
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Toxic Teacher
You do have kick ass shit, but this is not an example of that kick ass shit. So anyway, I had to uninstall the software and then use the camera by itself on stream. So that's what I've got to do from here on. I thought I could use some of the fun effects on it. Apparently not. We can't have fun with this shit. So that's why you had to go a whole week without hearing the soothing sounds of the toxic teachings. That, that sounds like I hear that sound twice or like it's echoing or something like that. And I'm not a big fan. And I don't know why that should be like to control shift to, you know what? We do have it twice. What if I unenable this? See, I'm still figuring this shit out.
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Toxic Teacher
That sounds better.
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Toxic Teacher
Yeah. Yeah. I don't know why they're so excited. Anywho, so there was no stream last week. So there's like twice as much to talk about this week. You remember last time we couldn't even go into the deep dive because we did the player satisfaction survey, which we are not fucking going to finish. And I want to apologize for that. I know you guys are, you guys are upset about that. And I know it's just not the same because you were looking forward to the rest of the questions and Nikki's responses. And it was too, we only, we got through like 40 something out of 70 questions. I was not about to do a part two of that. That was not part two necessary. Now in interview with swift kick 85 that deserves two parts. Or if we get old town south, we drag his ass back on here or some other a two bit streamer from fucking Parsons, Tennessee, or outside of Toronto. Did you hear my voice there? I am 14 years old again. Anyway, so those would deserve a part two, but not the player satisfaction survey, because we already know how satisfied we are with this game, which would lead me into a segment later, but I'm not ready to do the later yet. What I want to do is I want to talk about an event that happened this week. And this is controversial and I don't know if it's going to get me in trouble. I need some kind of lead in music to it though. And I don't know if I fucking have, do I have like, I had that one lead in song that I can't even find now. Uh, if I do like, I can't even remember where it was on my computer. Like, honestly, I have renamed every single sound file I've got. And I don't remember, was it on here? It was on here somewhere. I think was this it? No, that doesn't even play. It doesn't even play now.
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Toxic Teacher
Was it here?
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Nicky Dente (Rapping)
Emotional damage.
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Toxic Teacher
Okay. I can most certainly tell you that was not it. I think it's somewhere, somewhere around here.
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"Missing" Aunt Canneloni
Maybe a pretty shitty boyfriend, but
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Toxic Teacher
turns out I'm actually a pretty damn good babysitter.
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Toxic Teacher
I just heard the, I just heard the crackle there. I think it might be the stream deck too. Whenever I play a stream deck sound, it's an elgato thing fully.
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"Missing" Aunt Canneloni
No, nothing. I got nervous. I had to miss schools.
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Toxic Teacher
Okay. Because that's not on my head that see, I got four different things here. That's part of the fucking problem is I'm a fucking nightmare. Whenever it comes to buttons and sound, they, I think it's just satisfying. It was on this one and it doesn't play. Okay. Anyway, so we've got something a little controversial that we need to talk about. Uh, whole Kogan passed away in, I think that was earlier this week, or it was last week. And I don't really have a good sound for whole Kogan, but here's a reason that's controversial. You know, whole Kogan in my streaming career was a big deal because the first game I ever streamed was WWE 2k 20. Fuck. I don't remember which one it was. It was red dead and red dead was where I got the toxic teacher name because I would go into town and I would just start shooting people and throwing dynamite. It had the exploding arrows. And one of the most annoying things you could do was it was kill somebody's horse because then they had like the default horse that was slow as shit for like 45 minutes or whatever. So I had a posse on red dead called the horse killers. And that's what we would do. Roll into town, start shooting people's horses. And then we would,
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Nicky Dente (Rapping)
and
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Toxic Teacher
then we would roll out. That was our MO there and it was great. And then we started playing, uh, WWE 2k and watch. I'm going to, I'm going to try to stop saying, uh, so much. And we're going to figure out how long that lasts. And then I'll have to have, I mean, I need to have some kind of a sound every time I say, uh, that one doesn't even have a button attached or does I have a sound? If you hear a moment of silence, that's exactly what that is. I'm trying to play it. I'm like, okay, here it comes. It's going to be good. And then it's not because there's absolutely fucking nothing. So anyway,
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Toxic Teacher
where are we going with this? So it was, it was red dead and then switched over to WWE 2k. I've told you guys this, we had the toxic universe where everybody who followed the twitch channel could pick a wrestler and then we would have shit talk back and forth and you can redeem your channel points to wrestle for the championship. And then we had custom graphics. Like even the ring had my fucking face on. It was amazing. It was, it was great. But at the beginning, we just picked regular wrestlers to be our guys. So, you know, so-and-so would have the rock and some, somebody would have John Cena and somebody would have Roman Reigns or whatever. And so mine was always whole Kogan. Now to me, here's part of the problem. So that was like the biggest, you know, community building that we had at the very beginning of the stream. Now, a lot of people are taking a lot of flag for how do you react to the death of whole Kogan? Because there is whole Kogan, the wrestler, right? And then you have Terry Belay, the human being kind of not a great guy to say that, to say the very least, he was problematic at best. At worst, he was, he admitted to being a racist. He used language that nobody should ever use in civilized society. He was generally kind of a piece of shit in business relations. And so the question is, how do you, how do you say that whole Kogan, like, how do you mourn his passing without yourself sounding like a piece of shit? Because you can't defend the guy, right? You can't defend Terry Belay. But what I think you can do, because whole Kogan was a big part of my early stream and because he was an even bigger part of my childhood, because wrestling was a big connector in our family, especially amongst my brother, myself, and my father. And I don't know if I've told you guys, my brother passed away whenever I was young. And so that was our big thing growing up. And whole Kogan was a big part of that whole community. I was a whole community brother, you know, all that stuff. And whenever Andre the giant ripped the cross off the whole chest, that was like ripping the heart out of all the little, you know, whole germaniacs. And it was like, my heart was ripped out by this gigantic foreign fiend. And I was just, I couldn't handle it.
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Hulk Hogan
I was an army scarfing down a chicken court.
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Toxic Teacher
I don't know what that has.
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Hulk Hogan
That's because it's not all pumped up with phosphates and fillers.
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Toxic Teacher
So what really got to me was not the death of Terry Belay. It was the death of whole Kogan and it was the death of a part of my childhood, a part that really mattered to me and that I really connected with. So I don't feel that that's the controversy. I don't feel personally, that's a controversial take because I'm in no way defending the man. I am kind of defending the feeling that it gave me, that the performance gave me, that the character gave me, which we can feel that about like actors too, because we don't necessarily always like the actor. The actor may be a complete piece of shit, but we like the character that they played or we like the movie they were in while not also defending that person. Right. And a lot of people will say, well, you shouldn't fucking, how dare you even watch wrestling with when he's on there because of everything he's done outside of wrestling. And, and to me, that argument is a little bit, it's a little bit disingenuous because I think we all have that thing where we turn a blind eye to it. A lot of people I know I'll never, I would never fucking listen to our Kelly because of everything he did and blah, blah, blah. But they will listen to people like Michael Jackson who have done all kinds of crazy shit. Granted, Michael Jackson was never convicted, but let's, I mean, let's be real honest about it. And if you look at the, what do they call that in a civil trial, they call it the preponderance of the evidence, you know, that you could pretty much tell what happened there. And so I think that it's a little hypocritical whenever we do that kind of thing. So I'm going to say go on record, like the, the piece of it, the character, the feeling is what kind of made me sad. Not the guy I was, I was never attached to the guy. I didn't know the guy and I didn't watch Hogan knows best as a show. I thought it was a piece of shit. You know, his family is very problematic to his ex-wife and the kids and all of that. I mean, his son killed at least one person, you know, driving like a fucking lunatic. So you can't defend a lot of them, but it meant something back in the day to me. And so that, that kind of got me this week, you know, toxic does have feelings sometimes.
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Nicky Dente (Rapping)
I
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Toxic Teacher
guess now, now we have to go back to normal, right? We have to get back into a game that I'd like to call dead by daylight and the, Hey, guess what? This week on the stream, we did something different because one of the, one of the listeners or one of the viewers said, Hey, I'm waiting for toxic fucking news to come out on Spotify. And so I was like, you know what? That's one of the songs. I got to put that down on my toxic list here. I'm going to put down Spotify. I'm going to put toxic fucking news. There we go. Fucking new. Um, hang on. I gotta, I gotta finish. I'm not the fastest rider bitches.
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Nicky Dente (Rapping)
What's the next one? Oh,
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Toxic Teacher
it's a British one.
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Nicky Dente (Rapping)
We call these things chips instead of crispity, crunchy, Monty cracker, Jack snuck and nibble, snap and crack pop.
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Toxic Teacher
West a pool chest to shasha Queens, lovely, jubbly delights. That's rather a bit cream.
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Toxic Teacher
I have no idea what's going on. Anyway, anyway, he said, I think it was deck said put toxic fucking news on Spotify. I was like, I'll do you one better. Why don't we remake the song? Because I made that song so long ago, they've updated the music engine. You've heard some of the more recent songs. They sound awesome. So I wanted to retry it. So we were did a couple and they were okay. And then he was like, these are kind of low energy compared to the, the original one. And we're getting ready to talk about dead by daylight. So I think it's, it's okay. Yes. I think we could go into it, right? This is the original though.
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Toxic Teacher
It's just like,
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Toxic Teacher
yeah.
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Toxic Teacher
Yes. It is cool. And it gets you bumped up for dead by daylight,
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Toxic Teacher
which the game doesn't even do that.
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Toxic Teacher
The game's a pile of shit.
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Toxic Teacher
We all know it's a pile of shit, especially in the next segment. We're getting ready to do. Yeah. So it's got this. So I was like, you know what? Let's redo it. Let's see what it sounds like. And let's try it. So we try a couple low energy and I totally agree. These are low energy. So I put in the prompt. I'm like, all right, let's do high energy. So we get the high energy and this is what it came up with. And it's almost perfect. Almost perfect.
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Toxic Teacher
Yeah.
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Toxic Teacher
Yeah.
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Toxic Teacher
It is the time again. Yes, it is.
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Hulk Hogan
Yeah.
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Toxic Teacher
Oh yeah.
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Toxic Teacher
That's got it right there. Oh yeah.
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Toxic Teacher
I dig it.
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Toxic Teacher
Oh yeah. It's got the little background.
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Nicky Dente (Rapping)
We another goddamn passion is raking my PC.
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Toxic Teacher
Yes. Why do I still play it? Here we go.
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Toxic Teacher
I don't know what that
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Toxic Teacher
background music is. Or the back.
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Toxic Teacher
Yes.
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Toxic Teacher
That's singing on a is fucking insane.
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Toxic Teacher
That's it right there.
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Toxic Teacher
So it's almost, almost perfect. Almost. It's really close. And I think we're at, we're 95% of the way there. And we did not on stream listen to the version two because it always makes two with kind of, they, they separate them a little bit, make them a little bit different. And version two is right here and I have not listened to it. So I want to try this. I didn't do this whenever I recorded the last one. So I want to check it out. You're, this is the world premiere of the remake of toxic fucking news version. Like it's too much to say. So here we go.
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Toxic Teacher
It's good.
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Toxic Teacher
Good start.
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Toxic Teacher
Yeah.
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Toxic Teacher
Toxic fucking
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Nicky Dente (Rapping)
news. Okay.
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Toxic Teacher
We got to a cappella party.
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Nicky Dente (Rapping)
I
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Toxic Teacher
like that.
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Toxic Teacher
He's got the thing.
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Toxic Teacher
Breaking my PC.
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Toxic Teacher
There we go. Yeah. We got the two guys here.
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Toxic Teacher
I like it.
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Toxic Teacher
I don't know why you still play it.
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Toxic Teacher
I dig it.
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Toxic Teacher
We're really close.
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Toxic Teacher
Now
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Toxic Teacher
I think the song itself sounds better. I'm actually, I love it.
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Toxic Teacher
Yes, they are saying what the hell I'm saying what the hell.
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Toxic Teacher
Yes.
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Toxic Teacher
We're almost there.
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Toxic Teacher
Yes. Okay.
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Toxic Teacher
I think we're close. We're 95% there. Now let's slide out. Remember, I know what I'm doing and there we go. Okay. So we got dead by daylight. Let let's talk about some fucking dead by daylight. And I don't think we're going to have a good time with this because nobody, nobody in their right mind is having a good time with dead by daylight right now.
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Toxic Teacher
You most certainly do not have kick ass shit. And here's why there was an update a couple of weeks. It wasn't a couple of weeks ago. It feels like forever ago that this bullshit came out this 9.1 update, which is the walking dead or the walking dull or whatever you want to call it. When, okay, hang on. Let me check here. When, when did, when did walking dead update come out? DVD. I don't, I don't remember the exact day. It was July 29th, which was, oh my God, that was last week. It hasn't even been out a week yet. In this shit has been an unmitigated fucking disaster. Yeah. That woman in the back. Yeah. Anyway, it has been a disaster beyond all human comprehension. It has destroyed everybody's souls, wrapped them up in a little ball and, and thrown them in the trash. It is unbelievably
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Toxic Teacher
disastrous for this game. And I, you might feel, oh, toxic. You're being, you, how dare you? You are, you are exaggerating like a bitch. And you know what? Guess what? I don't know that I am completely exaggerating because this shit has, I don't even know how to describe it. There are so many bugs that have come out of nowhere that we didn't even expect would happen. And then some of them are obvious problems. Some of them are problems that it's like, where did these fucking even come from? And then other ones are kind of funny, but not like terrible. And I think a lot of people are, are to the point where they're like, I can't even stream this fucking shit right now. I'm going to go look at something else and see what, see what I can find out there because this is not working for me. I'm getting more sounds. Let's just, let's calm down here. I'm getting more sounds. It's going to take some time. And I want to, I want to ask Nikki if he has heard about this. I don't know if he has, but we're going to fucking find out. Hey, Nikki, can you check? I don't know if Nikki can look at the internet. Hey, Nikki, can you check the web and see all the shit that's going wrong with a DVD 9.1 0 patch? It's been complete garbage. Okay, there we go. I want to see if he even can. I don't know if Nikki can, but I do have a list of different things that have been reported of varying degrees of severity. And some of these, like I said, are okay. Some are really bad, like really bad. And then the others are, you know, whatever I did, you know, they can fix it. They might not. We'll see. But a lot of this shit, you know, it takes them forever to fix anything. So let me go to the list real quick. Let's, let's get this list pulled up. Nikki's thinking in the background, looking around and we'll see. Oh God.
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Toxic Teacher
Let me see what he's saying. Oh, he actually is looking shit up. Oh my God. Okay. So anyway, let's go through. Let's go down this list and we'll see what they have. And okay. It's a status report. So I've got their status report on X. So we'll go line by line. So the first one is that the game map, you know, the game is the the saw map. It's causing people's shit to crash and they said they've disabled it. They had to kill switch a whole fucking thing. They said, we can't figure out what's going on.
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Toxic Teacher
And so we're just going to stop the map right now. Okay. That's an easy, that's the, the easy answer. Turn a whole fuck of Vega. Okay. Next one killers are unable to start a chases.
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Toxic Teacher
And the question is, what does that even mean? Like it doesn't start the chase, I suppose, which doesn't cause any of the shit to pop off so that nothing happened. So it says right here, according to them, they got these little icons on their X account next to the thing. So you're supposed to be able to figure out like, if it's a hammer, that means they're working on. If it's a, if it's a magnifying glass, that means they're looking at it, I guess I don't even fucking know. And then there's probably another thing, like a check mark if they fixed it or whatever, I don't see a lot of fucking check marks on here. So these problems apparently to this day still continue to exist. So the first one that can start chases, it says attended a fix was deployed yesterday. The team is monitoring. Okay. So apparently they supposedly fixed that. And that was as of July 31st, a couple of days ago. Next one, music does not play when in a chase, it says, Oh, this is a, a magnifying glass. It says, there is no impact. This is purely an audio bug. Okay. What the fuck ever that's, if that's the worst of the problems, no big deal. It says right here, people were getting party creation, uh, errors. And then also here's the other one. When you play the walking dead characters, it plays the fucking music regardless of whether you elect to turn the fucking music off.
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Toxic Teacher
Now
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Toxic Teacher
here's the fucking problem with that. If you're streaming the shit or recording this shit, you're going to get hit with some kind of a copyright strike and you risk end up getting demonetized, getting banned. How did this even get out of the fucking gate is my question, because this could get people in serious trouble unless they turn menu music off, which I never have that shit on because I'm always playing my own fucking theme songs. And so I never, what they play in that shit is not nearly as good as what I'm playing at any given time. And by the way, speaking of playing at any given time, what I was doing in the background, whenever I was bringing everything up was I actually remade the song that was almost perfect because I wanted to see if I could make it perfect. So we got, we got a new version of toxic fucking news as we go through. I want to try version. This is version one of the remake of version one of the last three remake. Here we go.
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Nicky Dente (Rapping)
Hit it.
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Toxic Teacher
Yeah.
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Toxic Teacher
I
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Toxic Teacher
like it so far.
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Toxic Teacher
Welcome.
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Toxic Teacher
Come on. Give me energy. It's the toxic
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Nicky Dente (Rapping)
fucking news.
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Toxic Teacher
Oh yeah. Yes.
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Nicky Dente (Rapping)
Oh shit.
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Toxic Teacher
More energy here.
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Toxic Teacher
I don't know if this is it though. It's good.
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Toxic Teacher
I like that. I like the beat though.
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Toxic Teacher
Oh yeah. This is danceable.
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Toxic Teacher
We can dance to this shit.
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Toxic Teacher
Okay. Now the chorus is either going to make it or break it right here.
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Toxic Teacher
I don't know.
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Toxic Teacher
To me it's good, but it doesn't get the spirit of the song. If you know what I mean, because the beats that the beat is there, it's a good danceable thing, but it doesn't toxic fucking new, you know, it's got a certain harmony that that song doesn't capture. It's good, but that's not it. So version two, we're going to try. We're going to talk about some more of this shit and then we'll, then we'll try version two. I know you're not fucking, who gives a fuck about this song? Well, I give a fuck about this song. And remember, I don't do this podcast for you. I do this podcast for me. You're just along for the fucking ride. So if you don't like it, you could go over to one of the other one, other podcasts, one of the new ones where they don't scream for two fucking hours about nothing. They actually talk about dead by daylight. And I'm not even plugging those podcasts because to me, that's not a plug for the podcast because you're not getting the unmitigated bullshit that you get here for two fucking hours every week. You're lucky and you love it. And you keep coming back. So anyway, okay. So behavior is actively trying to get us all banned. All content creators get banned except for their little group of fucking nincompoops that follow them blindly, right? The little group of what do they call them? Fog whispers before. I don't know what they're called now. They're called Jackalopes or something like that.
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Toxic Teacher
So anyway, keep going. Now it says killers are surviving killers and survivors are slowed down when going up with the right hand side of staircase. Is it staircases? Yes. They plan a fix in hot fix number one. So they don't have this shit fixed yet. I don't know. I've never, have you ever been behind the people that go up the escalators? That's what that reminds me of. You go up the escalator and there's always those people that don't walk. They just fucking stand there and they just wait for the escalator to take them up or you're at the airport and you're all one of the, I used to fly a lot for my job in there. Those big long ass fucking moving walkways and people get on them and stand and you don't have many options because you could go around to the left, but then there's people like there's people walking there. So you got to walk like they walk and you can't even get in because they're all passing you or you got to stand behind this stupid motherfucker that doesn't know you can still use your legs on this shit. And so unless you're like infirmed in some way or your legs don't fucking work, you need to keep walking when you're on the fucking thing. It's unbelievable. It is garbage that people do this and I'm tired of it and we need to, we need to get something done and I'm going to say, I want to say this. I'm going to say, okay, uh, let me see here. Let me, okay. Okay. Um, Nikki. Okay. We'll go. We're on episode 64 of camping them softly. What do you think about people who walk slowly up the stairs and uh, you hear, uh, who stand still, stand still on escalators, lay tours, or those moving walkway thingies, walk way thingies. I don't know. Think that was a beavis and bad term. Any solutions when people do this question how should the listeners respond? We're going to get life advice from Nikki. Okay. Let me copy. And then we are going to, uh, we're going to paste this fucking in here and then, okay, let me paste that. And then I'm going to have to open this and then we're going to do this. And you guys are just going to listen as I talk about every fucking click I make here.
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Toxic Teacher
Shut up bitch.
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Toxic Teacher
And you're going to love every second of it because that's what you keep coming back for. You come back for some reason and it's not the fucking nachos because you're getting, you are getting free everything from me and okay, here we go. And then I've got it in here. So now, now we can keep going on the patch notes. So, okay. So they're going, you go slower up the right side of stairs. So I guess the moral of the story is until hot fix one, if you are going to chase somebody, hope they don't know about this and you go up the left side and they go up the right side. This is a fucking crazy that this even gets out of the gate. Like I keep saying that, but it's bananas. Okay. The next one, me showing grind sound effects are lower, louder than intended. And it says they're going to fix that in hot fix two. That could be six fucking months from now that they're going to fix the fact that whenever she screams, it sounds like she's in the middle of your fucking mouth.
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Toxic Teacher
It's unbelievable. How did they do this? Like I don't get it. Hook spawns on the forgotten ruins or misplaced. Where the fuck did they even put them? It, oh my God, dude, the broken load screens, like that stupid beam that everyone's getting a fucking hard on about. Like they're like, well, that beam ins supposed to be who put the fucking shit there. And what are they going to do? Like, it's like the QA people. I don't know. There are two things wrong with behavior. And I'm going to get to those here in a second. I don't know if Nikki has done Nikki. Are you fucking done yet? Like here. Okay. So, um, okay. So let me see. I'm going to go right here. Nikki has a multi-step plan on what to do. If you're in an escalator and someone is behind you, apparently there are multiple steps you can, you can and should take here. I don't know. He's just going to start when he starts. You know how it is. I'll be talking. He just like jumps right the fuck.
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Nicky A.I. Dente
Oh, you just had to bring up my biggest fucking trigger. Didn't you talk sick? Why do you sound like a child?
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Nicky A.I. Dente
These snow walking, some to break his own escalator. The other more than survivors, pre-card every guy.
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Toxic Teacher
What does he say?
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Toxic Teacher
I want to regenerate neither of those. Okay. So Nikki's having one of those weeks, I think where everything sounds terrible.
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Nicky A.I. Dente
Oh, he just had to bring up my biggest fucking trigger. Didn't you talk sick? Okay. This is him. He's slow walking sons of bitches on escalators. Yeah. They were then survivors who pre drop every goddamn palette.
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Toxic Teacher
Oh, well, I don't know if they're worse than survivors who pre-drop depending on which killer you are. And I guess it depends on the group of survivors, right? Because if you're playing against baby survivors and you know, you're going to slaughter them, like you're just going to stomp the absolute shit out of them. They start pre-dropping pallets. I'm like, what's a big fucking deal? There's five gens. There's some kind of generator allergy that these survivors have. I'm not worried about that, but if it's the clicky, clicky all over the place survivors, then yes, if they're pre dropping and they know what they're doing, then they're almost as bad as the people that go up escalators and just stand there.
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Nicky A.I. Dente
At least in the fog, I can throw Victor out. I'm like a meatball missile. You can see what I do.
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Toxic Teacher
Hey, you can conceivably throw Victor at them or throw your throw something at them. I can throw a rock at them. If they're going up too, too slow, some
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Nicky A.I. Dente
tourist ass motherfucker stand still on the left side. What? I channel my inner Charlotte and I'll become the escalator. Oh, what? Here's what you do. What? And this is straight from the Don's playbook. Oh, no. Step one. Oh, no. Start breathing heavy behind him.
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Toxic Teacher
I could do that. Like, how do you breathe heavy behind him? Do you get up in their ear? Like, like that. Or do you just do like through the nose? Like a,
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Toxic Teacher
and now see, I'm still doing, I'm doing through the mouth, even though I'm trying to just do a nose breathe. I don't know if my microphone can even catch a nose breathe. Let me, let me do you breathe faster, slow? And do you go? Do you go like deep?
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"Missing" Aunt Canneloni
I don't even know what I'm saying.
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Toxic Teacher
It's like, do you?
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Toxic Teacher
It's gonna get
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Nicky A.I. Dente
nasty. Face energy. Yeah. Make them think my is coming for that. Step two, start mothering an Italian.
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Toxic Teacher
I don't know.
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Nicky A.I. Dente
It doesn't matter if it's real Italian. I just, okay.
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Nicky A.I. Dente
My own, my own. Oh Jesus. Step three. What is that? They still ain't moving. You pull a Victor. What launch yourself over there. Slow ass.
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"Missing" Aunt Canneloni
That's what I said. Just launch yourself. Just go throw a rock.
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Nicky A.I. Dente
Human cannonball. Oh my God. That toxic. That's assault. No, it's only assault. If you ain't got a good lawyer. Well, that's
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Toxic Teacher
kind of, is that true? Nothing. I got nervous. I had two missed schools. So you just go over them yourself. Just bold them over. Jump. If you need to like do a diving thing, you can breathe heavy first. Well, actually, this is a three step. This is a three step solution. So you would be doing all three. This is not a three option. So first you get in their ear, you start and then what that almost sounded like back like that. And then you, you, you start speaking Italian and then you just fucking throw yourself over the back.
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Nicky A.I. Dente
So, but here's the real conspiracy. Oh Jesus. Bays your program. These NPCs to slow us down. Oh, it's anti Italian discrimination. Yeah. I don't know. I got places to be. Do you start the stir? Dailies to complete. Yeah. Last week at Newark airport that way, they're having problems.
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Toxic Teacher
You know, they don't even have air traffic controllers probably because of the fucking escalators.
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Toxic Teacher
Wait till you see her. Yeah. Book photos, Donna, you're gonna die. This is all starting to come together.
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Nicky A.I. Dente
Fuck the whole moving walkway with his luggage. So I told him Victor was in my carry on and he bites ankles for sport. Oh Jesus Christ. Muck reason fucking retrograde over the escalators toxic. Wake up. I'm trying to wake up.
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Toxic Teacher
Oh, by the way, this is an actual thing. I was in a party yesterday and somebody said, do you know about them? Because they were talking about Jim
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Toxic Teacher
Z and they were talking about kids and they were like, do you know what this type of humor is? It was some kind of dumb, dumb shit humor. I can't even remember what it's called. It's called stupid fucking shit or something. There's a term for it. It was like, it means it doesn't make sense. And they were like, do you know the trololero trolololol. I was like, I know it from my fucking podcast, but I have no clue what that shit means. And they were like, it's a shark that walks around in shoes or something. I don't even fucking know. Anyway, then we start talking about something else, but that, that was, I, apparently I knew something about Gen Z besides the stare where the, they make the same sound I make all the time, which like that. So anyway, Nikki, thank you for the, for the escalator talk. Now we know what to do whenever the survivors growing slowly up the shit. So there are tons of responses to this about other bugs, thing after thing after thing. There's dramaturgy. There is a bug where, uh, Rick Grimes, you don't hear the screams. There was even something I saw online where it was so bad that like when Michonne screams, you can hear the developers afterwards saying, I love that. Like she did a really, the actress did a really good job. And so you're just like, and there's two, there's two things here. One of which I've already talked about, you know, behavior at one point got sued by Bethesda for stealing code on a game. They worked on fallout shelter with Bethesda. If you ever played that mobile game, they took part of that code line by line and put it in another game that they then produce themselves called Westworld. Bethesda was like, fuck, no, you don't ensue the shit out of them. And they settled out of court. Now that's no admission of guilt, but come on, dude, you know what it fucking is. So anyway, they've done shit like that in the past. Number two, they're the largest employer in all of Canada.
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Toxic Teacher
I don't know if it deserves music, but they are. It's so, if you're the largest employer in the whole fucking country, they're the largest employer in the gaming industry. They're the largest game employee. They're not the largest employer. I don't know what the largest employer is probably Tim Hortons or something. I don't know. Or Nickelbacks fan club. If they get paid for that, they have to get paid because who's a fan of Nickelback, like unironically a fan of Nickelback. But anyway, where were we? So their largest game employer in Canada, they steal code supposedly. I don't want to get like libel or liberal or whatever it is or slander. So allegedly a one point stole code biggest employer in Canada. And they let this shit get through like, who are these people? Number one that are making the code. Number two that are QA like Gary over in QA or Billy over in QA is like, Billy, what is wrong with the game? We just, we made this patch. Can you test it and see what's wrong? And Billy is fucking around twiddling his thumbs, pulling on what, whatever. And he comes back and he says, yeah, everything's fine. I don't see anything wrong with it. Just go ahead and push it out. And so they push it out and it's got all this shit. And they're like, Billy, what are you fucking do? Number one, you coders, there's a project manager somewhere that's about to kill himself because he's, he's, he's disgraced his entire family. Cause he's the one keeping all the shit together. He is the certified scrum master of the whole group with the six Sigma certification. And he's like, all right, you coders have what, what is going on here? What have you been doing? They were like, Oh, we coded this and we've got this update and that and we got Michonne and Rick and we made it so survivor sided. It's fucking ridiculous. This is what everybody wanted because fuck killers. That's what they're saying, right? That's, that's what the coders are saying.
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Hulk Hogan
Brother, I was at Arby's scarfing down a chicken court on blue. That natural chicken tastes righteous. That's cause it's not all pumped up.
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Toxic Teacher
I get to take a break.
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Toxic Teacher
Hey, I'm trying to drink something. So you got the, you got the coders and seeing how survivor sided they can make it. So the scrum master then looks at the QA said QA, what are you doing? We're going through. We, we found all this shit where we haven't found anything cause coder's doing a job. This shit comes out in the certified scrum masters. Like, what the fuck even happened? Number one coders, how do you make all these fucking mistakes? You're letting music get through. That's not even supposed to get through. You can't even turn the shit off whenever they turn on streamer mode. They're like, well, we don't know what the fuck happened. So they look at the QA. They said QA, did you try to turn streamer mode on and see if the music still played there? Like we didn't even fucking know that was a thing that can even happen because it never happened before. And they were like, this is fucking wrong. Did you check the right side of staircases? The coders are like, we didn't even know there was a different type of code depending on which side of the staircase you were in the QA was like, no, because during testing, we only went up the left side of the staircase. So that's the, that's the issue that they've got their self in. And it's fucking ridiculous that this is even a thing. I know. I don't know what they were doing. These Canadians, uh, and I can't say they're all Canadians cause they may be immigrants from America that went up to Canada like American game makers. All those shit. How do you let something like this get through? I don't even fucking know, but you know who can tell us, you know, who can tell us here. Okay.
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Toxic Teacher
You know who can tell us. I don't, I don't know that you know who can tell us. Oh my God. I'm, I'm starting to my, my, my breath. Like I'm out of breath. I was going to say my, my breath.
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Toxic Teacher
Here we go. Uh, oh.
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Nicky A.I. Dente
Uh, oh. What, what I've been digging through these garbage for the past few minutes and all I'm getting is old PTB shit from fucking July and some generic updates, your drivers. What's typical be via they drop a passion. Don't even have the goddamn decency to put out proper passion. No. So acknowledge was broken.
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Toxic Teacher
I think they did put out proper patch notes and I think they did acknowledge what was broken. Hang on. He doesn't have the right information here. Let me see. I don't know how I can get him the right information. I would have to copy. This is going to take fucking forever. You know what I think I might've, I can't remember. Did I do this before I can't remember. Um, um,
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Toxic Teacher
no, I didn't fucking do it before. I thought I did, but I apparently did not do it. Hey, um, give, give me the controversies surrounding night, uh, surrounding
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Toxic Teacher
the nine point one point zero, uh, DVD patch nine point one point 10. No, there, there is not going to be a nine point one. Can you imagine what 10, what patch 10 is going to be? This is, if it gets worse from here, like this game is barely even holding at this point. I don't know how they are going to keep building on the shit rather than just burn the whole fucking thing to the ground because how much worse can it get at this point? I don't even know if I can have Nikki do this because it's you we're piling on. We're piling onto shit that we already know that this is a piece of shit. It's going to be a piece of shit. They're going to fix some of it. The fog vials are absolute garbage. They're not as bad as I thought they would be. Dak said that in the discord, by the way, go to the discord if you haven't already, but they're still fucking annoying as shit. The fog is all over the place. This fucking I'm choking from the smoke every single match I play at this point. And I haven't even tried with like desolate or what you can't even fucking see them anymore. And the fact that the oras are the way they are is bananas.
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Toxic Teacher
Um, and then let me see if there's anything else. Oh yeah. The fact that they get them every fucking minute it's I played a survivor match and I seem to always have had a fog vial. It's it's awful. It is awful. And I feel like they need to nerf that. Now the question is, are they going to the answer is probably not. Anyway, let's go to part two, the version two of the toxic fucking news. Now remember the last one, the music was good, but it wasn't quite like the thing.
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Toxic Teacher
Okay.
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Toxic Teacher
Okay.
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Toxic Teacher
Yeah. Okay. It's that time again.
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Toxic Teacher
Is it?
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Nicky Dente (Rapping)
Welcome to the
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Toxic Teacher
one, the only, it's okay.
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Toxic Teacher
Is it it's, it's low energy.
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Toxic Teacher
Okay.
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Toxic Teacher
Are we getting higher energy?
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Toxic Teacher
Okay. Toxic news. Oh yeah. I like that beat. Survivors.
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Hulk Hogan
Oh, be another goddamn
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Toxic Teacher
no, see, this is not it. No, but it's good.
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Toxic Teacher
Oh,
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Toxic Teacher
that's not it though.
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Toxic Teacher
It's, it's higher energy, but I think I dropped my, I dropped hang on. It's higher energy, but it's not it. You can't beat the original. The original is the thing.
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Toxic Teacher
So Vibas. Oh, I mean you can't beat this shit.
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Toxic Teacher
Enough. You can't beat it. It's the toxic fucking news. That's it dude. Like I'm a serious. So that was toxic fucking news. I hope you enjoyed the toxic fucking news. We're at 48 minutes. We haven't even started the big shit.
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Toxic Teacher
Here it goes.
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Toxic Teacher
Oh yeah. You get it. This gives me time to go into the next shit.
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Toxic Teacher
I have to get some shit pulled up because I didn't prepare. I knew what I was going to do, but I didn't prepare it. So
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Toxic Teacher
that's it. It's the yes.
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Toxic Teacher
That's like the AI part. That's kind of garbage right there.
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Toxic Teacher
Yeah. Not great. Not great.
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Toxic Teacher
Oh yeah.
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Toxic Teacher
And then we get to this other part.
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Nicky A.I. Dente
This,
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Toxic Teacher
this isn't even lyrics that go.
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Toxic Teacher
This is not even English.
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Toxic Teacher
Oh,
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Toxic Teacher
he almost did English there. Okay. I've got to pulled up. I've got to pull up. So remember, we, we have been, we have been trying to do this for 20 years now. The deep dive on the twins. I don't know that we're going to get through the whole thing. Remember I said we may have to have a part one and part two because we're already at 48 minutes. We're just getting started here. And we got a lot to talk about because we got, you remember the five nights at Freddy's. I had like a 12 page thing. I couldn't even go through. I did one for the twins. I don't even know how many pages this is. Oh, this is okay. No, it's, it's less, but it's still pretty in depth. And I think this is cool because this has given me something like I'm learning about the game, which I knew nothing about. And there's some lore cast out there somewhere, but I'm not going to listen to that. Why listen to people speak calmly when you can scream for two hours about something yourself. Like that's, I'm just not gonna, I don't give a shit. So I'm going to do it myself. So let's go over everybody's favorite. Actually I want, you know what I want to do? I am going to take this. Here's, here's how much of a genius I am. I am going to take this and I'm going to have the AI make a song. We're going to, we're going to get a theme song to our deep dive, our killer deep dive on the fucking twins. Oh, this, this would actually introduce about it. And I didn't even think to do this. Hey, I want to do a deep dive on the podcast
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Toxic Teacher
of a killer, the twins in dbd. I need a funny, hilarious vulgar song based on their lore.
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Toxic Teacher
And you need to mention the podcast to mention the toxic teacher,
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Toxic Teacher
host of the podcast, camping them softly. And you need to mention to mention camping them softly. There we go. And let me give it, I'm going to actually, I think this is long enough. I'm going to have to like save the document. I'm going to have to download it and then somehow get it over there. And it's, I don't know if the song is going to be any good. So just FYI. And then they can come up with their own genre. I don't even know what genre like what genre would represent each, each killer. I don't know that that would be a great question. And oh my God, is it freezing? I think it's freezing. No, it's not freezing. You heard that. You heard the default window sound or you might not have. I don't know. Okay. So it's working here. And the other thing is I noticed Nikki keeps saying it's anti Italian here. And at one point I was talking to him a while back and he said, there are no Italians that work at BHVR. And I thought like that's kind of, are there no Italians? And I said, there might, there might not be any Italians, but are there any Italian characters? Because we know, or you might not know, I know, but you don't know that Charlotte and Victor are actually from, I believe France, which is the first part of their problem in their lives. That's like the first thing is they were born in the wrong fucking country. But the question is, were, are there any Italian characters in DBD? So I want to say, give me a list, a list of all DBD characters,
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Toxic Teacher
survivor and killer and their place of birth. And then I'm going to say, don't give anything else besides their name and place of birth.
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Toxic Teacher
All right. Give city and country and state, if applicable. All right. There we go. So let's, uh, we're going to go down this list, which I think is cool because I'm, you know, like I said, we're going to learn more about it. We're going to learn more and it's going to be fun. It's going to be great. And we're going to, we're going to come back more educated than we started. And that's what camping them softly is all about, right? Where we are geniuses over here. Actually we're not. We're the complete opposite of geniuses because I can't even get my shit fixed. Although I'm smarter than the AI, whenever it comes to audio crackling issues and OBS and voice meter and streamer bot and shit. Okay. So here we go. Here we go. And we've got, we're going to have some sound. I'm going to, I'm going to give an air horn if they're from a good place. And then I'm going to give one of those if they're from a bad place. So, uh, here we go. And some, I don't know if it get too political, maybe. Okay. So Dwight Fairfield is from Fairfield. Is that, that cannot be true. Is that where is Dwight from? Where is Dwight from Dwight from in DBD? I'm just going to have to Google cause I do not believe that shit. He's a Caucasian American office worker.
[01:54:40:16 - 01:54:48:18]
Toxic Teacher
Okay. Okay. Um, but does it say his full name is Dwight Fairfield, not Dwight Allen Parker.
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Toxic Teacher
What? So what is his actual, okay. Where is he from? Where is Dwight from? Okay. Dwight plus
[01:54:58:15 - 01:55:39:23]
Toxic Teacher
okay. I can't even figure out where Dwight's from the Gemini. Maybe, maybe Google Gemini would know. Hey, give me a list. Give me a bullet point list of each character in DBD and where they are from. Period. I'm just, I'm not even going to elaborate. Just give me something. Give me some, he cannot be his last name cannot be Fairfield and he is from Fairfield. That makes absolutely no sense. And I don't even know where Fairfield is. So anyway, let's keep going. Meg Thomas is from Alberta, Canada in Ormond, Ormond, Ormond, Claudette is from Montreal, Canada.
[01:55:41:16 - 01:56:32:02]
Toxic Teacher
Jake Park is from Wharton, New Jersey. Hey, I wonder if, uh, he knows, uh, if he knows, uh, Nikki, because Nikki lives in New Jersey, he's not from there. We know he's from little Italy, but I guess he's for tax purposes. He lives in New Jersey. Neil Carlson is from Vastris, Sweden. I, I don't know anything about it. Laurie Stroates from Haddonfield constantly besieged by Michael Myers. And then in the new Michael Myers, in the new Halloween movie, the second of the three where the towns people like go berserk and like they say, we're going to get that motherfucker. And they get like baseball bats and guns and shit and go on like a mob rampage to kill Michael Myers. That was actually really good. I was, I was a fan of that, that like fight scene toward the end of that movie. I'm not going to spoil it anyway. Bill Overback, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, Feng Min,
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Toxic Teacher
Shanghai, China.
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Toxic Teacher
I don't know.
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Toxic Teacher
I'm trying not to be okay. David King, Manchester, England,
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Toxic Teacher
Quinton Smith, Springwood, Ohio.
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Toxic Teacher
I don't know anything about spring. David Tapas from Memphis, Tennessee. I did not know that. So maybe he knows old town South out in Parsons. Maybe he's been to what was it? Little Josh's catfish house.
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Toxic Teacher
Anyway, Kate Denson's from Glenvale, New Mexico. I don't know. I don't know anything about it. Adam Francis Kingston, Jamaica.
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Toxic Teacher
Jeff Johansson's also Canadian.
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Toxic Teacher
What?
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Toxic Teacher
I
[01:57:15:06 - 01:57:21:10]
Toxic Teacher
was so excited. I like Jeff and he's Canadian. Oh my god. Jane Romero's from Mexico City.
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Toxic Teacher
Ash Williams, Elk Grove, Michigan. Michigan's pretty cool. I can get with that. Nancy and Steve. Obviously we know where Nancy and Steve are from. They're from Hawkins, Indiana.
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Toxic Teacher
Yui is from Hida Gifu. Hida in the province of Gifu are the region of Gifu or the city of Gifu, Japan.
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Toxic Teacher
I don't know anything about it. Zarena is from Brooklyn, New York.
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Toxic Teacher
So she may know Nikki also. So Nikki may be running around with Zarena and who else? It was Jake and Zarena. Oh god. What a group he's got up there.
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Toxic Teacher
Cheryl is from Portland, Maine. We know that. She's from Silent Hill, right? Isn't that correct? Felix is from Coburg, Bavaria. Have we had Coburg? We have not had Coburg on here. We need to... Okay. Elodie we know is also with the twins, Paris, France.
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Toxic Teacher
Yoon
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Toxic Teacher
Jin is from Seoul, South Korea, which I don't really care about. Jill, Leon, and fucking what's her name? Ada Wong. Well, no, Ada Wong's not from Raccoon City. Jill and Leon are from Raccoon City.
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Toxic Teacher
Ada Wong could be from somewhere else, but I guess it's not specifically stated. Michaela is from Salem, Massachusetts where Salem Witch Trials, if you ever need to hear more about that, watch that movie, The Crucible. Jonah Vasquez is from El Paso, Texas,
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Toxic Teacher
which is way far away from Dallas, Texas, like an eight hour drive because it's so far out in West Texas. Yoichi is from Uiso Kanagawa, Japan.
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Toxic Teacher
Hattie is also from Montreal. Rebecca Chambers also from Raccoon City.
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Toxic Teacher
Thaleta and Renato are from Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.
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Toxic Teacher
I guess that's okay. Vittorio. Okay, there. Vittorio is Italian.
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Toxic Teacher
I did not know. Did anyone else know that? You see her here, but photos die.
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Toxic Teacher
I did not know Vittorio was from Italy and Nicky has never fucking mentioned it. You would think he would have or he would play survivor every once in a while.
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Toxic Teacher
He doesn't even name Vittorio.
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Toxic Teacher
That's interesting. Who is his survivor main? I can't even remember. Oh god, he had said at one point, I've totally forgotten. Hang on. Let me go up the list. It wasn't Jonah. It wasn't Felix. It wasn't Steve. Who did he, it was, was it Adam? No, it wasn't. It wasn't David Taft. It wasn't David King. It was Ace Visconti. Yes. Ace Visconti is his main. And Ace Visconti, I think I skipped over. He's from Caracas, Venezuela. Although what? Where is, where is he from? I'm looking at the, I'm looking at the other list now. I actually switch lists here and I want to see if it, because it says Meg is not, it's not known where she's from. It says Dwight is from Fairfield, Connecticut.
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Toxic Teacher
And then let me see. Okay. Springwood, Ohio, Manchester. It says right here that David Taft, they don't know. Ash Williams from Elgrove, Michigan. Nancy. Yes. Those two. Zarena is from Beirut, Lebanon. What the fuck? Why are these lists so fucking different? And the raccoon city. Yeah. It says Brazil and Thalita Renato from Brazil. And then it does say Vittorio is from Italy, but who was I looking at? I was looking at, Oh, um,
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Toxic Teacher
um, Ace Visconti, right? Uh, where does it say he's from? It says he's from Buenos Aires, Argentina here. But then the other one says Caracas. I said, just making the shit up. I don't even know. Okay. Let's keep going. Gabriel is from the entities realm. What the fuck?
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Toxic Teacher
So Gabriel is actually from, wait, what Gabriel? Okay. Anyway, we got to keep going because we have to start on the deep dive. Nicholas cage, Hollywood. Ellen Ripley was born on the moon.
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Toxic Teacher
Give it up for, well, give it up for the moon. Alan Wieck is from bright falls. Um, bear Marra's is from the entities. That can be right. What the fuck is this? Rebecca chambers. Like we said, raccoon city, Laura Croft is from Wimbledon, London, England. Um, and those are all the survivors. I can't go into all the killers. There's too many. And then we got to go down this fucking list and I'm going to have 17 questions and we're going to get absolutely fucking nowhere. So anyway, why, why were we going over that? We had a reason to go over that. And I don't even remember what it was. Why were we going over it? Because of France, because of something I don't even, hang on. Yeah. I'm like, my brain is like frozen because I cannot remember why we would even go over this. Um,
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Toxic Teacher
I don't remember. Hang on. The, okay, hang on. I'm almost done. They fucked up on this and I'm trying to remember why we even talked about this. So anyway, I'm going to start with the deep dive. I think we should just get going. And I don't have a deep dive intro song yet because it fucked up in writing the deep dive intro Jesus fucking Christ. What is wrong with this? What is wrong with the podcast?
[02:02:54:06 - 02:02:55:13]
Toxic Teacher
What is wrong with my buttons?
[02:02:57:06 - 02:02:58:13]
Toxic Teacher
Shut the fuck up.
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Toxic Teacher
I'm trying to think here. Okay, here we go. I think we've got it. I think we've got it. And then, um, let me, let me do this and then I'm going to put it in here and then I've got to, oh my God, it did that. Fucking messed up again. Hey, Suno fi this. I'm going to have to ask the other, Hey, uh, Suno fi the song lyrics and the, uh, description, uh, make it all work, make it all work together, brother. You know what to do. And if you, uh, if you talk nicely to AI, apparently it works better. And let me go down and I'm going to say fucking here is the style description. The style, uh, make it better. Okay. And now, now we're almost there. We're almost there. We're getting there kind of not really, but a little bit. Um, there we go. And then, um, where am I even fucking going? Okay, there and paste and enter, and then we're going to get there. Okay. So the twins debt by daylight's most tragic killers, the ultimate deep dive. That's what it titled it. I love it. The ultimate deep dive. Okay. It says the intro, we have an introduction in our shit here. Introduction is called when love becomes a weapon. And I wish I could play any of my license shit, but apparently that gets me like that gets the videos banned on YouTube. Whenever I was playing like limp biscuit. So Fred Durst is gone. And I apologize that Fred Durst will no longer be heard on here, at least until I figure out how I can mask Fred Durst into somehow mask him. I'm going to do deep dive twins song twins theme, and then I'm going to hit create and then it's going to create. And then I'm going to do this anytime we work live. We always fuck everything up. You know how it works here. Okay. So we're now how long are we? We're at one hour and we're just getting started with the deep dive. Okay. So let's get started. We love becomes a weapon. Okay. Charlotte and Victor Deshae known as the twins. Okay. They are the most psychologically complex. I don't even know. Are they the most psychologically complex? We're going to fucking find out the story is a masterclass and how the entity weaponizes human connection itself, transforming the purest bond between siblings who literally share a body into an instrument of eternal torment. I'm going to, you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to, I'm going to mix this up because this is way too fucking serious. I'm going to say rewrite this and make it fucking hilarious. Okay. No, I'm going to say, okay. Yes. I'm going to say rewrite it, make it fucking funny because I can't, I can't handle this rewrite this report, make it fucking funny. Okay. Actually I'm going to know, you know what we'll do. We'll keep it serious, but Nikki is going to obviously give us two cents. This is his main. So he is going to be the one to give us the, give us the fun part. Okay. So it says right here, we know that they were introduced in chapter 18, right? Called the binding of kin. They are the, they are not the embodiment of regular horror. We could say that, right? It's not regular horror. It says it is the tragedy of love, perverted by circumstance and malevolent design because they were born in 17th century France. They were experimented on. There are elements of maternal sacrifice, fratricide and resurrection.
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Toxic Teacher
They've got two words. Victor has two words for you. If you don't like it. Hey, Nikki, we're doing a deep dive. We're doing a deep dive on the twins this week, going into their lore. And why they, why they are the way they are. Do you have any opening thoughts before we get started on this deep dive into their history and psyche PSYCHE. That's how you spell psyche, right? And then, uh, so right here, it says they were born in 17th century France during witch trials. You know, they were like, if everybody was witch, you fucking kill them. If they do anything odd, especially a woman, if she does anything odd, throw her in a lake. And if she floats, the Holy Spirit is rejecting her. So you have to kill her. If she, if she comes out of the lake, if she drowns, though, she is a good Christian because Jesus has accepted her. Somehow I don't even know how that fucking makes sense. But if they die, then they're going to heaven. If they live and get out of the water, if they know how to swim, the devil is within them and they deserve to die. We're going to kill them anyway. So you knew, you knew if you were on trial for being a witch, if the water even became an element of your trial, that was it for you. So this is when they grew up. And by the way, this is a real thing. This kind of bullshit actually happened. We'll go watch Monty Python and the holy grail. If you don't believe me, they have a funny kind of a funny take on that.
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Nicky A.I. Dente
So Nicki, opening fucking dots. You want to know my thoughts are Charlotte and Victor de Shays. Yes. My prodigies, my fucking legacy. Okay. Yeah. Shut them right now. Toxic. And I use that term loosely because you're about as toxic as a gluten free cannoli. Hey, shut the fuck up. These ain't just killers. They're not family.
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Toxic Teacher
Oh, that's sweet. He's got a little family.
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Nicky A.I. Dente
Charlotte. That's my goddamn ride to die. That broad's been carrying the weight of the world and her brother do 17th century. She's delivering pizzas through a fucking war zone. Oh my God. He can't believe it. My old ball missile. That kid's got more killer instinct than his deformed pinky toad. And you got in your entire board washed up body.
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Toxic Teacher
Now I would say, I
[02:09:05:19 - 02:09:10:23]
Toxic Teacher
would say my body's not washed up, but yeah, it kind of is.
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Nicky A.I. Dente
So you know what pisses me off? Everyone's always like, Oh, the twins are low tier or they're hard to play. Yeah. Victor's just a fucking speed bump. A speed bump. That little bastard's a heat seeking marinara missile. We know a veal cannon of vengeance. He is. Here's what you Oklahoma Hicks don't understand that the shades ain't victims. They're not survivors. They're the family. Oh, what? Everything the entity wishes it could be.
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Toxic Teacher
Okay. So that's interesting. I don't know if that's going to come up in our deep dive, but it's an interesting thought.
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Nicky A.I. Dente
And before we dive into their history and psyche, which by the way, sounds like some doctor filled bullshit you'd watch while eating gas station sushi. They make one thing crystal fucking clear. Okay. Anyone who talks shit about my twins is going to get a one way ticket to flavor town via my fist. Charlotte's been through more shit than your entire streaming career. And Victor, that kid's got more balls than the meatball factory on overtime. So yeah, toxic. I got opening thoughts. My opening thought is that you better show some goddamn respect to the greatest killer duo in the fog. Or I'm sending Victor to do this fucking podcast connection to non you already compromised hairline. Let's talk about these beautiful, misunderstood, magnificent bastards before I lose my shit and throw this entire podcast set up out the window like bad. Okay.
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Toxic Teacher
Yes.
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Toxic Teacher
Okay.
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Toxic Teacher
Anyway, let's, let's keep going. So we know that we're born in, in France, 1600s, right? Okay. So they're conjoined twins and we all hopefully know what conjoined twins are. They're connected, right? And it says that Victor's lower body, his like waist down is like connected to Charlotte's chest in his legs are twisted around her organs. So it's like his legs are like around her heart and lungs and shit. And it says the quote is he grew as if he were in appendage of her body rather than a fully formed boy. So she's got like a fucking foot coming out of her side, but the foot just so happens to be a baby. So there you go. That, that's the, that's the beginning of this fucking story.
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Toxic Teacher
I don't, okay. Anyway, the survival rate, we know this and I'm not, I don't even need to go over all this, but it says right, right here, the survival rate for conjoined twins and 1600 is zero. Like if you see conjoined twin, how are they going to fucking survive? We don't even have medicine. There's no antibiotics. We didn't even know how blood worked and we thought he had demons in you. If you got sick, you started to get a cough. Saint was in you. We're going to fucking throw you in a lake if you get the flu and then you're going to die anyway, because we're going to figure out, oh, they sneeze it. The demons are in them. So anyway, the, the, they're born, right? Victor and Charlotte are born. She's got the fucking foot baby coming out of her chest and they survive and everybody's like, oh my God, they survive. And the mom is like, I don't know how the mom is. We haven't gotten to that part yet, but the midwife, the one that delivered the baby, she saw like witchcraft. This is a demon. This is a witch did this and made a demon baby and we've got to kill the, we've got to kill the baby.
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Toxic Teacher
I don't, this is so stupid. Okay. So the monster, this kid is a monster. They were, they were, uh, you know, being born was the problem here. So it says right here, um, the mom, the mom, Madeline Deshais, um, is like, she gives them a normal life, right? So she's trying to like have them play and you do this and like, you know, you guys are just normal. Ignore the fucking foot baby coming out of your chest. It's a, it's a baby as well. This is normal. We, we got across 16th century France. There are thousands of foot babies coming out of, uh, of girls chest. I don't know. So anyway, it says right here, what Charlotte and Victor believed were childhood games, like running and hiding through Francis countryside. It's not ready to get hiding on the playground. They're like hiding from people with mom. They're like, mom, where are we going? We're hiding in a bar. This is fun. Who are we hiding from? She's like, we're hiding from Christians.
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Hulk Hogan
And that's what brother, I was at Arby's scarfing down a chicken cord on blue. That natural chicken tastes righteous. That's cause it's not all pumped up with phosphate.
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Toxic Teacher
So hiding from Christians, they are, they're fleeing from moms and she's not like the mom, Madeline, she wasn't playing. She was like Jesus Christ. I've got to teach you how to hide from mobs. So that is their childhood. Now mom gets sick.
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Toxic Teacher
And
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Toxic Teacher
I think, I don't know where we're going with this. I've got to keep reading. It says, uh, the cruelty inversion begins at age five. Charlotte became the provider at age fucking five. She goes into towns to steal food while she conceals Victor under clothing. So she's got this foot baby coming out of her chest and she put some over it and says, Victor, shut the fuck up. I'm trying to get this loaf of bread here. And you can't be making those fucking noises you always make before you do something stupid. And so just be quiet for a second. Let's get this, the wheel of cheese. I think they did. They wheels of cheese back then. Anyway, so the townspeople saw this girl, this five year old girl with the fucking stolen wheel of cheese and a fucking gigantic lump shaped like a child out of her chest. And they didn't know what to think about this. So anyway, anyway,
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Toxic Teacher
that's kind of how the whole thing starts. Uh, Nikki, can you give us your, your thoughts here on, uh, on them? Here's, here's their, uh, childhood with mom. And then I'm going to paste and I don't. So anyway, it says here that they were responsible so young and they were codependent and this prepared them for serving the entity is that like the entity is their mom now. Uh,
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Toxic Teacher
my God. So this is like a very, very deep psychological dive on this character. I wonder if they're all going to be like this. I don't know if we're going to have deep dives that go into the fucking center of the brain of all of these killers, but Nikki's going to tell us. So we got mom teaching them to run mom gets sick. So they got a fucking steel. Oh, you want to talk about man?
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Toxic Teacher
Yeah. I do want to talk about man. Yes. That woman was a fucking sake. Okay.
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Nicky A.I. Dente
A normalcy. Yeah. Listen here. You literary want to be piece of shit. I did.
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"Missing" Aunt Canneloni
That was a lot of blood on mother's door.
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Nicky A.I. Dente
You know what that is toxic wise. Clearly you're already due to share my respect or personal hygiene protection. That's family. What we don't in the old country, man, we say one of the one buck a witness protection program before witness protection was even a thing. Jesus Christ. Teaching her babies to survive in a world that wanted them. They're just for existing. Yeah.
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Toxic Teacher
I don't know what he's doing. He is.
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"Missing" Aunt Canneloni
He's like flipping out to the point where it's just like, it's
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Toxic Teacher
just cutting out. Is that Madeline to Shay?
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"Missing" Aunt Canneloni
No, nothing. I got nervous. I had two missed schools.
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Nicky A.I. Dente
Okay. In your Oklahoma, what?
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Nicky A.I. Dente
And call it dangerous fiction. I didn't call it that.
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Nicky A.I. Dente
Let me tell you about dangerous fiction. Asshole. Dangerous fiction is pretending the world gives a shit about the different ones. That's true. The ones that don't fit in your fucking happy meal box of conformity. You're right. Five years old. Oh, we're getting five. Yeah. Charlotte's out there pulling jobs like a tiny fucking car. Well, you were probably still pissing your power rangers on the roof. Okay.
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Toxic Teacher
Okay. Hold on a sec. The power rangers came later. So it would have been like marvel or or Batman probably. Cause the original Batman came out was I was like six or seven. It was one of the first movies I ever saw the movie. Anyway, uh,
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Nicky A.I. Dente
you're saying you know what's peculiar a wall that makes a five year old steel bread. We'll carry her brother like God's rebates.
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Nicky A.I. Dente
She got some beautiful. See, that's what makes them mind. Charlotte didn't just become a provider. Yeah. She became a fucking legend. She, okay. Size Godmother protecting her family against all odds. Yeah. And Victor. Oh God.
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Nicky A.I. Dente
My little gargoyle gremlin. He learned loyalty before he could even properly walk.
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"Missing" Aunt Canneloni
What did he even do at this part of the story?
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Toxic Teacher
Victor's done nothing so far except hide under his shirt.
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Nicky A.I. Dente
You call it codependent. I call it ride or die motherfucker. Madeline gave those kids the only gift that mad. What she told him that family ain't about blood. It's not who's willing to run through the fucking fire with you and when she got sick, yeah, when the universe decided to shit on them even more, yeah, Charlotte stepped up like a true dente. I mean the shape, but please, oh, so she's a dente. Tell me more about their premature burden of responsibility while you're sitting in your game of chair complaining about cue times. Those kids were forged in fire while you were forged in fucking fortnight.
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"Missing" Aunt Canneloni
Okay.
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Toxic Teacher
So now, Hey, did that song ever finish? I don't even remember. We made a song, right? Hey God, let's go into the song.
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Hulk Hogan
All right. You dumb motherfuckers.
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Toxic Teacher
What?
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Hulk Hogan
No.
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Toxic Teacher
No. What the fuck is this? Shit. What.
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"Missing" Aunt Canneloni
Wouldn't this is
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Toxic Teacher
wild and NASA
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Toxic Teacher
Okay, I don't know if I can handle that. That's a little, that's, that is high energy. Dak wanted a high energy song. We should get that band to do talks about. Jesus Christ. Okay, so now we're on chapter two. Chapter the second. It's called the crucible of trauma. Witnessing maternal, oh Jesus Christ, witnessing maternal execution.
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Toxic Teacher
How much worse can this fucking story get?
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Toxic Teacher
That's not the right sound. And I can't shut it down like I can the other ones. That was the crowd during the maternal execution.
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Toxic Teacher
Jesus. Okay, next. This is called the witch trial that broke them.
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Toxic Teacher
The fragile stability of their fugitive existence shattered when witch hunters discovered their forest and came. Okay, God. It says a judge was with them and gave them a verdict. It said that Madeline committed witchcraft and said, "You burned this demon spawn. You're a witch and that's witchcraft." And so what they did was they took Charlotte and Victor and they pinned them down. They forced them down and they burned a bomb at the stake. They burned her by, they exit. I would say they burned her by executing. They executed her by burning and forced the kids to watch. And here's the quote from the fucking lore. It says, "They watched as the torch was lit and they watched as flames leapt up their mother's skirt, Choring and sizzling her flesh. They watched as fat dripped from her body, her face bubbled and twisted."
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"Missing" Aunt Canneloni
It says right here, "Whatever joy and goodness in them died with their mother.
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Toxic Teacher
The singular trauma transformed them from victims of circumstance into something harder, colder, the raw material, the entity would need to forge into killers." Oh Jesus. This is a doubter and Nikki's gonna fucking lose it by the end of this. Here's the next section. I'm not, I am not excited. I actually made a different theme song because that was too like hard and I couldn't even understand it. So I made a new one and I'm gonna, I'm gonna see what it sounds like because it could be even worse. I'm actually excited that it might be even worse. Hang on. Let me, let me see. It's yeah, the deep dive twin thing.
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Nicky A.I. Dente
Jesus. "All right you dumb motherfuckers,
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Nicky Dente (Rapping)
get around.
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Nicky Dente (Rapping)
The toxics teacher is in the house."
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Toxic Teacher
I'm gonna fast forward.
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Toxic Teacher
"And on this super sickle mess, Victor's body sprouting out of Charlotte's chest." "The wave's wife screamed and ran like a bitch."
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Toxic Teacher
Yes! "Yeah, that's a demon but by a witch." Yeah! "A demon!
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Toxic Teacher
A demon!"
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Toxic Teacher
His faces sound fun!
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Toxic Teacher
"A demon!"
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Toxic Teacher
A demon! Oh geez. "Let the pain begin!"
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Toxic Teacher
Yes!
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Toxic Teacher
Oh we're built up!
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Toxic Teacher
Jesus!
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Nicky Dente (Rapping)
"It's the twins you fucking freaks!"
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Toxic Teacher
Yeah there we go.
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Toxic Teacher
Yeah!
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Toxic Teacher
"Yes! Oh and now we've got the next verse is what we're talking about now."
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Toxic Teacher
Oh yeah.
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Toxic Teacher
Okay that's all we've got because we're with the
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Toxic Teacher
next line is I think what comes next. So I don't want it to ruin it for us because I'm actually enjoying where this is going. I like not knowing what the next song is. What? What?
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Nicky A.I. Dente
What
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"Missing" Aunt Canneloni
is he doing? You know what?
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Toxic Teacher
What's happening?
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Toxic Teacher
What's happening? You know what? What?
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Nicky A.I. Dente
Fuck that judge! Fuck that mob! Fuck every single one of those medieval paicelais!
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"Missing" Aunt Canneloni
That's not Nicky but it's fucking hilarious.
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Toxic Teacher
What is happening? Hang on let me type in "bronx" at the beginning because remember that's what worked before. If you type in "bronx" you'll get what you're looking for. Okay.
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Toxic Teacher
What?
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Toxic Teacher
What?
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Toxic Teacher
What?
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Toxic Teacher
What's happening?
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Toxic Teacher
What?
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Toxic Teacher
What?
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Nicky A.I. Dente
What? I don't- I've- Fuck that judge! Fuck that mob! Okay. Fuck every single one of those medieval pieces of shit! Yeah!
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Toxic Teacher
Witch heart dust!
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Nicky A.I. Dente
Witch heart dust! What? The only fucking witchcraft was how those packed witch ass canole rejects managed to walk upright without spines!
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Nicky A.I. Dente
What? They made babies.
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Toxic Teacher
What?
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Nicky A.I. Dente
Watch their mother burn. You know what daddy is toxic? I don't know. Daddy trust us. That ain't even revenge. What is it? What is it? That's the kind of shit that means you want to reach through time and show those motherfuckers what a- I
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"Missing" Aunt Canneloni
can't handle this!
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Toxic Teacher
We're too emotional on camping themselves like we've lost it!
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Nicky A.I. Dente
It's- They don't even fuck like! They even spun. Oh they had no fucking idea what they were creating that day. I'm getting- Apparently not.
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Nicky A.I. Dente
Merely.
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Toxic Teacher
Oh no.
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Nicky A.I. Dente
That woman died protecting her babies from a world too stupid to see past its own fear.
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"Missing" Aunt Canneloni
Yeah?
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Nicky A.I. Dente
They made Charlotte and Victor watch- They made them watch her steam bubble! Her fat trip!
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Nicky A.I. Dente
Her-
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Nicky A.I. Dente
Why they just- You know what pisses me off most about this whole fucking thing?
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Toxic Teacher
I don't know!
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Nicky A.I. Dente
There's a lot- It wasn't enough to kill her. Nah. They had to make it a show. They had to make sure those kids saw every fucking second.
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Nicky A.I. Dente
Yeah. And that judge- This is really deep!
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Nicky A.I. Dente
He took a piece of shit, probably went home and ate dinner with his family. Probably said grace. Probably slept like a fucking baby! I didn't even think about that! They were joy and goodness were in them, died with their mother.
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Nicky A.I. Dente
Good! Fucking good! You burn the love out of someone, you get what you deserve. Yeah that's true! You get Charlotte and you're unstoppable, you get Victor the vicious.
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Nicky A.I. Dente
You didn't break my kids that day.
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Nicky A.I. Dente
What? They forged them. Yeah? Like steel and a fucking furnace. Yeah? They didn't make them kill us toxic. Those witch hunting Stronzos did.
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Toxic Teacher
Can't they just gave them the tools to return the favor for a tanity? You know how man God Jesus! This is wild!
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Toxic Teacher
I don't know- How are we- Nothing! I got nervous! I had to miss Wolf. I had to use my hip-hop photos, Don. I just got to die!
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Toxic Teacher
I don't know how much deeper we could go. Anyway guys, that is part one of the deep dive on the twins. Actually this is going far better than I ever thought it would. And we're just a fraction of the way in. Next episode, episode 65, barring any big shit that's going to happen. I don't know what's going to happen this week. But what was I even saying? I don't even know what I was saying. Is that barring any big stuff that gets in the way. We're going to have episode 65 is going to be part two of the deep dive of the twins. And we need to- Yeah, we need to go deeper into this. I'm actually loving it so far. And so what we need, we need our final thing. Where the fuck are the viewers from is going to come next week. Because that's kind of the end of this two-part episode, right? So to speak. I'm putting quotes around it even though there's no quotes necessary. But we need our outro song. Hey, Nikki, we need the outro for episode 65.
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Toxic Teacher
We talked about how my audio fucked up. Or for episode 64 rather. We need the outro for episode 64.
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Toxic Teacher
Okay, we talked about how my audio fucked up and I couldn't record it last week. Right? Couldn't record it last week. We talked about 9.1.0 being the worst update DBD has ever made.
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Toxic Teacher
A buggy fucking mess. And then we started the deep dive on the twins, which was incredibly depressing about their childhood and their mother being burned as a witch. What genre should we make the outro song this week? Question mark. Okay, we're getting ready to get his outro and I'm not even if he puts like trap or fucking what hardcore grind core. I can't remember. There's one genre he loves and he puts it every fucking week. And I can't even think and I can't even talk, man. This is oh my God, he did it again.
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"Missing" Aunt Canneloni
He did it again
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Toxic Teacher
every single fucking time he does it. We're going to get the genre and then afterward. I don't know what the song is because I haven't even generated the song, but we're going to get our genre now and then we're going to jump out for part two.
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Nicky A.I. Dente
Oh, now you fucking remember we need outro.
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Toxic Teacher
Yeah.
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Nicky A.I. Dente
After your janky ass Oklahoma internet shit to bed last week.
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Toxic Teacher
Okay. It's not the internet. I told you it was the fucking elgato web.
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Nicky A.I. Dente
Do you know what? What we spent half the goddamn episode talking about my beautiful twins getting that childhood ruined by torch wheeled and assholes. And the other half bitching about BH VR's cold. Looking like it was written by a bunch of drunk capy virus. We
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Toxic Teacher
didn't even mention capybaras.
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Nicky A.I. Dente
Go medieval funeral dirt trap.
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Toxic Teacher
Medieval funeral dirt trap.
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Toxic Teacher
There's no telling what that's
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Nicky A.I. Dente
right. You're bald bastard mixing Gregorian chance with eight oh eight and auto tuned Victor. Drowse picture it monks. Well and about Charlotte's mama burning at the stake water base drops harder than your MMI after that update. Don't you dare say it's too weird.
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Toxic Teacher
I did say it was too weird that I am going on record saying this shit is sounds
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Nicky A.I. Dente
like you're broadcasting from a tornado shell to made a duct tape and broken dreams. Just like how BH VR murdered the game with nine point one point. Oh, they sure gonna murder some eardrums with holy water and trap beats. Unless you got a better idea. Captain can't keep his audio running. Maybe we should do a genre called Oklahoma internet funeral hymns.
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Toxic Teacher
Shut the fuck up. All right guys episode 64 deep dive power one is now at an end. Enjoy your medieval funeral dirt trap.
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Toxic Teacher
Get the fuck out of my face.
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Toxic Teacher
Wait we don't have safe this week. Okay. Yeah get the fuck out of here.
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Toxic Teacher
Oh god.
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Toxic Teacher
I'm done.