Everybody's got an opinion.

Every Californian and Virginian.

It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.

Someone's gotta settle the score.

Trey and Chelsey will help you choose.

Who's views win?

Which ones lose?

OnIine haters are coming for you!

Baby, it's time to Review That Review!

Hello.

Hello and welcome to Review That Review.

We are the podcast that is dedicated to reviewing,

Reviews!

That's Trey Gerrald.

and that is Chelsey Donn.

But when we come together, we're the dynamic duo known as.

The review Queens.

Chelsey 'I.

Gotta know what's going on over there in your land of Lala.

Are you ready too?

A, Complaint.

Yeah.

So much is always happening in the land of law.

Law.

Um, yeah, of course.

I'm ready to Lodge A.

Complaint 'I.

Come ready, 'I.

it up?

You know it's the end of summer, but it's still Summer.

'I got this nice sort of beige lighter purse.

'I wanted A' lighter purse, I'm A' Black Purse kind of gal and 'I.

Just thought A' lighter moment with my sun dresses was maybe nice.

So 'I went and 'I did that.

And 'I guess like I'm 'I 'I whenever 'I go somewhere and 'I give A' promotional pen,

You gotta have A' pen on you.

So like 'I get.

'I had A' promotional pen from this restaurant.

Was very excited about it.

They were like, take it.

Yeah.

'I was like, okay, amazing.

And then 'I went to my purse the other day and 'I guess it was like one of those clickable pens.

And the click had clicked and it had drawn inside the purse all over.

And because it was light, it was like very, very visible.

And I'm just like, Irritated and annoyed 'cause thank goodness it didn't get on the

But like now, 'I know every time 'I open it that it's there and it's bothering me.

And 'I have yet to figure out how to get it out.

'I.

Shout it out.

'I don't know what I'm gonna do with it, but we gotta make pens better.

Guys.

Like you can't just have A' pen that's gonna click on and then write all over my stuff.

'I mean be like the Review.

Queen.

Okay, this pen, it's A' Twist.

As long as 'I have this pen twisted off, as long as I've done my due diligence,

All right.

A' brand new purse.

It's like written in like as if there was some like graffiti artist that decided to make A'.

Little doodle uhuh.

'I don't like

You know, 'I don't, 'I don't have A' Man purse, but 'I can totally see like how

right?

Exactly.

Oh, 'I, hear it.

That is so maddening.

A' cap.

Gimme A' twist.

You know,

Mm-hmm.

Or Pen on the bed.

Pen on the comforter 'I.

Know that that's A' whole nother discussion, but that's A' nightmare.

Oh my God.

Yeah.

And what is ink like?

Is ink oil?

Like,

Oh, Donn.

Don't know.

That's A'.

Good question.

of ink?

'I.

Don't know.

Well, 'I hear the Complaint.

Very frustrating.

Dinu?

That's right.

Thank you for catching that.

Well, speaking of getting things out, ChelseyBD, are

'I.

Would love to go head to head.

'I have so much to get out today and uh, let's do it.

Let's do it.

Assess, That, Kvetch.

Queens today is another versus episode.

And today ChelseyBD and 'I are gonna cover both A' one star and A'

Today's topic, king Spa and Sauna in Illinois.

For this verse episode that is unofficially sponsored by Grether Pastilles,

Trade selected the one star and 'I selected the five star.

So to determine who goes first, we gotta flip that brothers.

What?

You've lost it, 'I.

Think you've officially lost your fucking mind.

Wait.

Why is that box so big?

It looks like, wait, it looks like those like jewelry boxes that little

this is so 'I Love Brothers 'I.

Use them whenever we record to help me lubricate my voice.

'I, use them before auditions.

'I use them when 'I have to sing.

'I, use them all the time.

And 'I was at A' Pharmacy, like one of those fancy pharmacies recently, and they had

ChelseyBD.

so many brothers in it.

And it, and then inside of it, it's so big that it has like A', baby gress inside of it.

Oh,

Should 'I flip the GREs.

'I mean if you want.

How are we gonna know?

There's A' heads and there's A' toes.

So GREs on one side,

did you say?

Toes?

You said heads and toes.

'I did.

Are you drunk right now?

No, I'm not.

Okay.

Heads and tails.

Heads and tails.

So there's A' on the heads, there's A' GP for Grether, pastilles,

So I'll know.

And it's your turn.

So I'm gonna flip that GREs,

You flip it.

or you tell me it heads or tails.

'I know which is which.

Okay.

'I.

Amm gonna say tails.

Oh no, it fell the.

Oh fuck.

That's A'.

Redo.

Okay.

Flip

said tails right?

It's it's heads.

It's heads.

It came up.

Heads 'I mean You gotta read the GREs as it lies.

Do you see that?

Re

That is so weird.

Don't eat that.

Don't suck.

That one.

It fell on the

ground.

to.

I'm gonna throw it out.

We lost A' G Brothers in the process, but it was worth it.

Okay, so that means ChelseyBD is gonna share the five star in today's main episode,

That's

So at the time of this recording, king Spa and Sauna has 1,216 reviews on Yelp

So that's pretty good.

That is pretty good.

So according to the, from the business section on Yelp, king Spa and

They have A' total of eight whirlpools in the men and women's spa, and 10 different dry saunas.

In the common lounge.

So wait, do you think that means there's four in each gendered side?

That's what 'I would think, right?

That's what 'I think too.

Yeah.

We also provide body scrubs, massages, acupressure, and A', full service

So basically they just explained what happens in every spa in sauna.

So Chicago King Spa and Sauna opened in early May of 2010, and there was also another location in

So with all of that background info, 'I, let's go ahead and jump right on in and

Review, That, Review.

All right.

This review was written by Garrett y.

It's A' Yelp Review.

Garrett y is an elite Yelp as 'I like to consult.

And this is Garrett W's five star review of King Spa and Sauna.

'I am writing this review as 'I Lounge in one of these asterisk, ugly asterisk Rococo vinyl chairs.

They're quite comfortable.

This is my second time here and 'I am starting to grow A' liking to this place.

'I.

If you've never been to Kings Spa before, check out the introductory video that you can watch

They do not give tours, so this is the next best thing.

Short of just going in.

If you decide to take this adventure, head to the front desk and they'll check you in.

You're given A' bracelet that has A' key to your locker, as well as A' FOB on

When you check out, they scan your fob and then let you know your bill.

After entering, you must take off your shoes and place them into the shoe locker.

There's A' separate locker for your clothes.

They don't want your street clothes trekking around the locker room, which is very clean.

Okay.

Next you grab one of their uniforms that you must wear in the co-ed areas.

At this point, 'I decide to hit the wet areas, which consists of

Now here's the kicker.

Unlike at the gym or other spas where one can wear swimsuits or robes

In this area?

Yep.

All one has is his or her birthday suit.

Men and women are separated at this point, so no worries about seeing the other gender.

One can also get the missed, have King's Spa scrub.

It is quite an experience and is done in A', semi secluded corner 'I, the wet area.

They take you to A' vinyl or plastic covered table, and the therapist who is in his underwear

You clean from head to toe, front and back.

It's basically A' bath on A' table.

After the scrub, you're given A' massage.

The treatment is definitely worth it.

After having my fill of the wet area, 'I put on my uniform and head into the co-ed area.

There's lounging areas and all the saunas as well as A' dining area and massage rooms.

On my first trip, 'I tried each of the rooms to see which ones 'I liked the best.

All of them purport to have some sort of special or healing property.

Eeg, salt, amethyst.

Gold rooms, but 'I find them to be all very similar.

There is an ice room to cool off in.

I've had two types of massage treatments the two times I've been here.

The first time 'I got the foot reflexology, which was okay.

Today 'I got the acupressure deep tissue massage, which was okay as well.

It was not deep tissue.

Even though 'I asked the guy for more pressure, it ended up being more of

Next time 'I would skip the massages after having checked them out.

They're also rather pricey.dot A' hundred and 30 for 90 minutes plus dip.

Now the food is A'.

Different story.

It's pretty good.

I've had the sun.

I've had the sun do boo soup.

Chache and Curry Kat Sudan, 'I would definitely recommend the sun do boo.

Perfect for A' cold day like today and after A' few hours in the heat rooms.

Again, dishes are pricey, but you're A' captive audience and you

There's also A' lounge area upstairs with TVs, napping areas, and A' movie theater.

There's so much to do here and many families come here and spend the day.

The clientele is diverse.

There seems to also be A'.

Lot of students that come as A' group, girl groups, couples, and even bros.

This is definitely the place to come for A' Chill afternoon, especially when it's cold out.

And then quickly, I'm just gonna share my screen.

They did of course add A' photo as most, uh, elite reviewers do.

I'm just gonna share my entire screen.

So this is one of the dishes, this is the curry tongue cut.

Katsu.

No, katsu is like, like A' chicken cutlet.

Like A' fried chicken cutlet with this curry sauce and scallions and some sliver almonds on top.

It actually looks delicious, I'm not gonna lie.

It looks really

It does look good, but that is like A'.

Lot of curry.

It's like, looks like A' soup.

Yeah.

It's kind of swimming and curry, but at least the chicken's, not all S 'I.

Think it looks good

'I.

Don't think it's swimming.

'I think it's drowning.

Oh, you think it's adding?

Okay.

All right.

Well anyway, let's talk about Garrett y first impressions, Trey.

Well, all right, so it's interesting because Garrett is really sort of

So 'I think Garrett is taking it on themselves to like say, and then 'I walked over

It's like A' little.

Much in my opinion, but my, my pressing question is, what is Garrett's initial for their last name?

Why?

So it's not M or W for Miriam Webster, because Garrett

Yeah.

detail.

Also, Garrett goes on to explain an explicit detail what naked means.

Then Garrett goes into such great detail about the materials that are used inside of the spa

Yes.

first sentence about the ugly chair, then explaining the scrub

Right.

You're right.

but, and all of that.

Miriam Westering Garrett doesn't explain what the actual uniform looks like.

And as someone who's never been here, what do you think the uniform is?

'I thought it would just be A' robe.

So the uniform at A', lot of these hips of spas is usually shorts and A' and A' top.

Oh, interesting.

'I.

Wonder why it's not A' robe

Yeah,

yourself.

maybe.

But that is true.

It's like why omit that detail when we're going to such lengths here?

Why do you think ugly is an asterisk

'I was gonna ask you about that as well.

'I think it's super, like one of the first things that drew me actually to this

The really, because of the asterisks ugly, really pops out.

And it's not often that you get A' five star review that you're like ugly.

But like when you look at Garrett's review, I'm gonna show you and Patreon

Like when you look at this review, it's the first thing you see.

It, it really does pop.

Why

'I feel like the asterisks as 'I can never say this word,

hard to say it

asterisks.

Yeah.

Donn don't know.

Astri 'I.

Astro could be replacing like quotes like ugly, like maybe ugly subjective.

What does Rococo mean?

Rococo is like A' type of, um, which one?

'I think it's like A'.

What do you call it?

Rotan.

Thank you.

That's the word 'I was

Oh, really?

Oh, 'I totally made that up.

But that's what 'I was imagining.

This like patio

exactly.

wicker or whatever,

'I.

Think that's what 'I was picturing.

'I mean.

'I can look it up, but Roco

'I think that that's Garrett's opinion, right?

That they're ugly.

wait.

Rococo is like an art form.

Wait, Rococo.

It's A'.

More formal or cocoa Vinyl.

Anyway, continue,

That's what this was, right?

Rococo vinyl chair,

'I know.

That's why 'I am saying like, what?

It doesn't matter.

Okay, continue.

A'.

Very interesting detail to lead

It is

Also 'I saw when you shared the screen that this was in 2018, which to me that

'I.

'I think that it would be unfair to label this as anything

'I mean they really spell out all that it has to offer.

They do tend to constantly interject their opinion about how, like the Garrett

True.

You know, like 'I just sort of was like, well, why are you sharing that?

You couldn't tell the difference.

Like, are you A', healer?

'I don't know.

But 'I do think that there is A' lot of information here.

And as someone who has not entered one of these spas, it does help to

Yeah, 'I mean 'I love that because 'I went to A' Korean spot for the

'I can't wear A' bathing suit, but they're like, you cannot 'I.

And so 'I think that this review is really interesting, like if I've never done this

Like you go and you take off your shoes and you put your shoes in A' shoe locker and that's

Like that's A' very specific detail.

But yeah, so 'I do think there's like A'.

Lot of good information here.

But then what do you think about the whole therapist in their underwear?

'I was literally waiting to ask this question, so I'm so

Justin and JC 'I was gonna ask, why is the therapist in their underwear?

'I know, like you would think of anything.

They would be in the uniform, like, and 'I would think they'd be wearing

The

shirt.

So as someone who has not been to A' Korean spa, 'I do know that like Russian spas, like

yeah.

They

It all gets ripped off of you.

Yes.

Yeah.

They hit you and stuff, but 'I feel like I'm appreciative that Garrett has

A', very odd

It is, what do we think that Garrett does for A' living?

And they, they always tend to say one does this and one does that.

'I think that they write children's books.

Oh, okay.

Interesting.

See Dick.

Run.

Run dick.

Run.

That's funny.

'I had, 'I had Yiddish with Dick and Jane and it was like,

Oh yeah.

Uh, K.

Fetch.

Jane k fetch.

What do you think Garrett does?

'I think that Garrett ran the newspaper at his high school, maybe college too.

They're used to having an editor because like everything is written really well.

But then we have like A', few little things that 'I think would've been caught by an editor.

But 'I, 'I do think there's an academic ness here.

'I do think that Garrett trained at the Margaret Mitchell School

'cause there is too much.

There's just too much word.

'I.

Think the length is really long.

The length is very long.

It's definitely, but that's 'I also kind of feel like that's good in A' sense for

You just skip it.

Right?

That's true.

'I mean that is, that is interesting.

One last clarifying question before 'I ask you about the spelling grammar,

What do you think the films are that are screened at Kings Spa?

Oh, 'I know 'I thought that was super curious.

Like, do you think that it's like up or is it Korean or is it

Yeah, 'I don't know.

know.

'I.

Mean 'I kind of hope.

It's like how style got A' groove back.

You know what 'I mean?

Can you imagine?

All right, so there were some spelling, grammar errors, and 'I.

Imagine they're being truthful.

'I mean the constant opinion throwing in is A' little, like obnoxious to me.

But, but 'I don't think that's being shady.

'I mean if Garrett thinks it's an ugly Rococo, vinyl, okay, fine.

right.

Or if they think that the food is pricey and that you're A' captive audience and all of that, that's

The King spa scrub is A' must, or as they say, A' Mist.

Right, right, right,

You think this is common fluke or typical?

'I think this is pretty common.

'I think, well 'I, think it's just like very nerdy, you know, in an almost endearing way.

Like you can watch the promotional video on the, the website where it's like how

A'.

Good question.

you know, but maybe they're the Garretts of the world are.

it, it's curious to me, 'I 'I appreciate that.

Garrett spells out they had foot reflexology and it was just, okay, which 'I agree.

I've had it once before in my life and I'm like, 'I don't really ever need

But then they got this massage that they asked for it to be harder and then it wasn't.

So they just feel like they would just skip massages.

But don't you think that there are A' varied list of massage therapists?

Like.

'I mean 'I get, they had two and they were just fine.

And also it's an added cost to the entry.

But do you think that that's saying like, do you think that you can sum up all of

Like don't you think there's hundreds of therapists Do.

think that there are 'I.

Don't think we're that used to seeing 'I mean it happens, but like the opposite

Like 'I like to say, which is like the insult sandwich or whatever, where it's like I'm

Like, I'm still gonna go back.

'I might not, you know, get this masseuse or something like that, or this service.

which honestly is pretty queenly, not very humorous.

No, it's not humorous.

It's like an article or something like A' kind of boring article.

Yeah, it's like A', boring Vulture article.

Yeah.

'I think 'I can Crown.

Garrett, how do you feel?

'I.

Think we can go into the crowning.

Let's do it.

All right.

So ChelseyBD and 'I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards.

Now, in an effort to be fair and not influenced by one another, we will

'I.

Queens are Tabulating

school.

Okay.

Very interesting.

Trey is holding up three and A' half crowns.

'I am holding up four crowns.

Trey, go.

First, let us know why Garrett is only worth three and A' half crowns to you.

So wait, is three and A' half, half

No baby three and A' half is one more than half

Something is so wrong with her brain.

'I.

Don't know why anyway.

Okay, but three and A', half, three and A' half is appropriate 'cause.

Okay.

'I think it's better than middle of the road.

'I.

'I don't understand many things here.

'I don't understand the things Garrett latches onto to like overly robustly explain.

'I was gonna say 'I wish they were more photos of the interior.

But 'I, imagine you're not allowed to have photos.

And cameras if everyone's naked.

So maybe that, but 'I thought it was just bizarre that the one photo is of the food.

Absolutely no humor here, but 'I find it to be valuable.

And 'I also think the insult sandwich is kind of queenly when it is A' five star.

'cause like you said, they're not being saccharine.

It's not just like I'm.

Pollyanna like it is sort of like 'I have discovered the things that 'I find valuable here.

And honestly, 'I feel like 'I could walk into King Spa today.

Armed with having read this and feel like 'I know that the,

Know what you're in for.

scrubber is gonna be in A' undies and that's fine.

So three and A' half.

Very interesting.

ChelseyBD, why did you do A' half more and say four?

'I went with four 'cause 'I think this is generally A' pretty queenly.

Review 'I.

Do think there is A' A' audience that's gonna be alienated and not want to read

And so that's why 'I couldn't make Garrett A', Review Queen.

'cause 'I just don't think Garrett is everyone's cup of tea.

But 'I do think there was A'.

Lot of really.

Thorough information here.

Even though it wasn't funny.

'I did see A' little bit of personality in the fact that Garrett only

'I found, found that funny.

Um, even the ugly and the ashes like that.

I've never seen that before.

And 'I believe that Garrett takes his job as A' elite reviewer for Yelp,

Nearly A', Review Queen, but four crowns from this Review Queen.

All right, Garrett.

Shortly we will find out if you have A' leg to stand on.

But in the meantime, ChelseyBD, you better get y'all king spa and sauna pants

uh oh.

Okay.

Listeners, 'I have created A'.

Very special.

Game in honor of today's theme.

ChelseyBD, are you ready to play?

Is it A' Rub or A'?

Snub.

my God.

A' rubber snub.

Oh my God, that sounds like A' porn.

So can you guess what this means?

Is it the name of like A' A' scrub that you can buy at A'

Very close.

Okay, so this game, I'm going to read you the name of A' Spa Treat Nut, and you're gonna tell me if

It's A' Snub.

Okay.

Got it.

Okay.

All right, so here we go.

There's 10 of them, and here we are.

ChelseyBD.

'I.

Want you to tell me.

Okay.

Okay.

Is the sriracha, exfoliating scrub, A' Rub or A' Snub?

Oh my God.

God.

'I.

Hope that's A'.

Snub.

'cause it sounds like it would burn 'I.

Woo.

Okay.

'I made that up.

All right.

ChelseyBD is the kitten massage, A' Rub or A' snub.

gonna say rub, but 'I feel like 'I could have different meanings.

So Donn.

Don't know.

Rob, Rob.

Rob.

What?

Oh,

so can 'I tell you what 'I thought it was?

'I thought.

A'.

Kitten could scrub, could either be like this, like for A' child, like it's like

like the bunny slope.

like the bunny slip.

Or it could be the opposite, which is like very dirty.

So that was sort of like just disturb my mind.

A' little bit, but

Well, 'I love where your brain went.

'I, A', 'I made that up because there actually is A' Snake massage where they literally put 70

'I thought instead of that 'cause 'I thought you might know about that.

So 'I said A' kitten

No, I've never heard of that.

That sounds like an absolute nightmare.

Okay, here we go.

Okay.

ChelseyBD is the sperm lotion treatment A' Rub or A' snub.

Oh my God.

'I am gonna say snub, but if it's rub like what the fuck?

It's A' Rub.

Where?

All right, so there is A' London Salon that combines

Katera root from an Iranian plant that forms A' protein packed powerhouse.

That's recommended for anyone who has fine over-processed hair or frizzy hair.

So it's A' hair treatment and it's A' $100.

Isn't that disgusting?

That is so gross.

Oh, my 'I almost choked on my brothers.

Oh no.

Well, you have 9 million others.

Okay, ChelseyBD.

Is the garlic an onion sauna, A' rub, or A' snub?

'I am gonna say, rub what?

Trey.

How'd you get so good at tricking me?

Unfortunately that one is fake.

Can you imagine how bad that would.

It would be bad, but the thing is that you can put like onions and garlic in

Mm.

So that's why 'I thought maybe it was real.

Maybe we're onto something, you and 'I.

Check out your Queenly, garlic and onion spa coming your way soon.

Brought to you by GREs.

Yep.

is the Fecal Facial A' Rub, or A' Snub.

Trey Gerrald.

Trey Gerrald.

That's my name.

Everything in me wants to say no.

But do 'I say yes?

'cause I've been getting so many wrong.

I'm gonna say yes, but that's the grossest thing I've, that's even grosser

you are correct.

So there is A' Santa Fe Spa

What?

that offers the Nightingale cleansing mask, which includes A' powder

Sanitized droppings from these tiny little bird called the Wonder Bird.

Oh my God.

Okay.

The high nitrogen content draws out bacteria from the skin and breaks down

This has been used actually for centuries by Geisha and Japan.

Okay.

Okay.

But still 'I.

um, quote unquote, an all natural way to brighten and smooth your skin.

The cost is A' hundred $15 for them to smear bird shit on your face.

All right, so here we go.

We're halfway ChelseyBD is the beer bath, A' rub or A' snub?

Ooh, 'I.

Hope it's A' rub.

That sounds good.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

All right.

Now you're tied.

tied it up.

She tied it up.

All right.

So the beer bath, they exist in many places.

There are vitamins inside of the beer bath that were popularized in the Czech

Okay.

All right.

That sounds not as bad as the come or the do-do.

Exactly.

And hilariously the beer bath is 40 bucks.

Oh, okay.

That's pretty cheap.

All right, ChelseyBD is the Ramen bath, A' Robber, A' snub.

Ooh.

I'm gonna say A' snub.

Even though that sounds delicious.

That's A' Rub.

Yes.

You could just swim in Ramen

There are Japanese spas that offer bathing in the broth of ramen, replete

And that cost is 35 bucks.

When 'I can swim in Ramen

Isn't that so crazy?

like, that's like A' dream.

Like 'I always wanted to swim in like meatballs and spaghetti or something.

'I don't know.

'I.

Mean 'I.

Guess if you can like the benefits of bone broth, like why not swim in

'I know 'I like that.

Okay.

That's interesting.

'I would do that one.

'I would do that.

One 'I would do the beer one so

Okay, so we have three more.

Here we go.

ChelseyBD is the golf ball, massage A' Rub, or A' Snub.

God.

A' rub.

Woo.

Tied again.

All right, so this was developed in the golf capital of the southwest

This massage uses warmed golf balls that they roll along the large

Honestly, 'I bet you that would feel freaking great.

'I know the effect of this treatment is purported to help

Wow.

That's A'.

That's A' hefty price tag.

Okay, last two ChelseyBD is the nails on A' Chalkboard Sound Bath,

No.

or A' Snub.

that's gotta be A' Snub.

That's gotta be A' snub.

That's gotta be, I'm like so uncomfortable.

Just even you saying that.

Please let there be A' snub.

Oh

are right.

That would be like that.

That and the snakes.

Oh my, that's, that's how, that's how,

All right, well get ready.

Last but not least, ChelseyBD is the snail's slime moisturizer, A' rubber A' snub.

That's A' Rub.

She knowingly shakes her head.

That's A' Rub.

And she won.

You've heard of that one.

It sounded like something enough that 'I was like,

So Chilean snail farmers, what A' job noticed that their hands were

That is how snail slime became A' moisturizer.

You can actually purchase snail slime moisturizer priced at 28.99 for A', 1.3 ounce

Or you could buy your very own Review That Review snail slime at

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