Yeah.

See, Audie, it's not a belly button. Audi.

Audi. It's an Audi.

It's an Audi.

First of all, Erika's. Scandinavian.

I trust her pronunciation of it.

Yeah. Audi is German.

Scandinavian. German.

Yeah. That's like next. Okay.

So it's not that name.

Friends. German right next. Door? No.

It's an Audi.

Audi number, my friend.

Oh, he.

Welcome in, everybody.

It's the craft beer republic. I am Greg.

Thanks for drinking and thanks for joining.

I am being joined by not the Audi but the any Mr.

Big Flex himself.

What's up, sexy fleksy?

It's past my bedtime, man.

I think like 6 p.m.

is past your bedtime.

Yeah, to share. To share? Yeah.

No matter what, it's past your bedtime.

Like you won't get some lunch past my bedtime.

Daddy gets tired. Did ten.

If I.

If I offered you some, uh.

Some fries.

Some Eagle Park fries, would you stick around?

Yeah, I guess I'll hang out for a little bit.

Oh, okay.

Here we go.

French fries and Popeye's beer. Here we go.

And then joining us all the way from Gainesville,

she's got a note from her mom that is Shiver Me

Softly.

What's happening over there.

That you think of?

Because I'm great.

When you guys were in high school, if you were 18,

could you write yourself a note to get out of school?

I was not 18 in high school.

You are not, Greg. I'm same as Greg.

Oh, I'm so sorry for you.

I got to write myself a note

from the first month of high school, and it was so amazing.

Now, my wife did that.

She was 18 for, like, half of her senior year.

Now, when I was a senior, my girlfriend at the time was graduated

and she would write notes as my mom and her about comma.

So like we got to school in June up until like the beginning of May,

they never caught on.

And then finally fucking idiots.

Finally, one day they caught on and they called my my real mom.

They were like, So does Greg actually have a doctor's appointment again today?

I was like, Fuck you talking to about.

And then I got, you know, cell phones were just coming out.

I get a call at lunchtime like, what is this?

I like

first time it's ever happened.

I just thought I'd try it.

And little did she know and now she'll know.

But I did it, like, at least once a week, if not three times a week.

I just leave it, like, lunchtime every day.

Bad Mommy. Hey, Alison.

Oh, little. Yes.

So, anyways, tangent.

But, yeah, I didn't get to write myself a note.

Well, I mean, I did.

It just wasn't for me, it was from my parents.

And I think. For us it was a it wasn't a note.

It was like you were able to call yourself out of school or something.

Yeah.

I mean, I could call and be my dad at a pretty deep voice by the time I was 17.

I mean by the time I was like 12, I sounded like this.

But my handwriting still to this day looks like someone who's had eight

strokes.

So, like, I always had to have girls write my letters for me.

I just think, God, computers and phones and all that, but I cannot fucking write.

I should've been a doctor. Perfect.

I don't know Jeremy's handwriting.

I don't understand bad handwriting.

I don't get it.

Terrible is.

Terribly illegible.

Okay. I should have been a saint.

And he's in denial about it, so.

Oh, no, I know, I know.

It's. It's the worst. Like, I.

I should challenge him to a shit right off.

Yeah, right.

Let's see who's got the worst handwriting

and you see who can read what prescription we're retained to write the easiest.

One spin on it and have like three beers and then do. It.

I was thinking that. Two might be better.

My three, three beers.

Right. This description, Greg.

This isn't pulling.

No pool.

The drunker I get at pool, the better I get.

Until you get, like, two drunk, and then you just pass out.

Thank you. Mm hmm. Is that what happens is.

Somehow, like, my math gets better, and I start doing angles and,

you know, all that shit and refractions and whatever,

and then, honestly, you just get, like, too drunk or, like.

Well, time's up for me tonight, everybody.

Yeah, I've no more pool, so.

Oh, wow. Tangents.

All right, whoever wants to go one on one handwriting contest you is worse.

I'll take you on. Includes McDreamy.

But most

importantly, we are all sharing the same beer.

Let's talk about.

It. Well, who.

We love.

In our beer?

Let's especially we are all drinking ripe

an IPA from great notion brewing 7% 55.

If you care I be used as a 4 to 2 on untapped

with almost 24,000 rating.

That's a shit ton a ratings Greg.

Yeah that's a high score with a shit ton of ratings and over on beer advocate

95 on beer advocate those are some some high scores over there

for the brewery.

They say RIPE has earned its bones over the years in Portland

and we are now able to share our award winning IPA up and down the left coast.

Ripe is dry, hopped with Citra Citra Crail

for a juicy wave of citrus and tropical fruit tones is right at the bat.

It's a mostly hazy IPA, not the hazy s, but certainly not clear.

It is solidly in the hazy camp.

Just kind of a pale yellow.

I think that's what makes it kind of seem not super hazy.

Yeah, a little lighter in color.

My nose picks up all the tropical ness.

What about you guys?

That's a big ten for.

Yeah, a little bit of pineapple there.

Yeah, I catch pineapple a lot, so I always say that, but.

Yep, pineapple and mango right there. Yeah.

I must be sensitive to pineapple. Like, I feel like I pick it out of.

Every beer ever.

You're allergic to it. So you have, like, a. Grind or

pineapple.

Oh, yeah.

Greg, I know your body.

Yeah. Oh, I know what you're about.

Oh, you to get a rim.

Let's like that.

Hey, yo, yo, yo, yo.

You come here often or.

Trying to.

Buy a floor.

So back to the tongue job, huh?

Yeah. Let's clean this up. Is that.

Inappropriate?

Well, we mentioned, first of all, the leasing, unless we're

in the lovely soapy bubbles that we're in the head of it just.

Yeah, there's super healthy beer.

Yeah. If there's one thing you need to know, I.

Think that's what they call that.

Well, I just thought it meant because it's like, nutritious and stuff.

If there's one thing you know about Flex

is he loves the sexy lacing of any beer and this one really came through thing.

Yeah.

This is a wine they'd say it has nice legs got some great lays into it really

sticks to the glass.

The lacing for Halloween.

Great. Ah fuck. Sorry. I just thought about that.

I should be lacing.

Yeah. You be. Holy stuff.

Cover yourself in lace and stuff. And lace.

Yeah. You're the head of Ripe.

Put it in your pants. Erika.

Yeah, it. Is the.

Lacing.

Sorry, Greg, you were talking. I'm so sorry.

I don't know.

Was I, uh, taste well?

I got lots of mango, lots of tropical fruits,

very smooth mouthfeel.

Darkness to it.

A little dank on.

This, like, mango, dank.

And then, like, you get a little bit of the papaya at the end.

Mm hmm.

Pretty fabulous beer, if I do say so myself.

Yeah, like a definite crushes.

Yeah, I mean, great artwork, 7.0% abv, which to me is a crusher.

Right.

I was just thinking that for me, this is this is getting like I'm getting all hot

and like Reggie, it's warm and this is like just a warm up for you.

But I this this percentage will do me in.

But I wouldn't notice it.

I wouldn't guess it was 7% by drinking it.

Yeah.

Really strong mango vibe to it.

So it's like it's delicious.

It's like a tropical tropical vacation in your mouth.

And I think.

Where you don't see

or find the 7% while drinking it, it's because it's so light bodied.

Mm. You know, like it's hazy but it's not like a

thick creamy, like an oat, you know, hazy.

Yeah.

A lot of times you get to that seven, 8%, you start getting like either

a multi year roadie and this is, this is real light.

It feels like there's a lot of Pilsner Mountain here.

It's keeping things light.

Yeah. And very good.

I will say I do prefer the oat over the multi though.

Oh yeah. Especially in a hazy I mean yeah.

When I hear that.

Yeah.

I'm a little over the the double IPA malt bombs.

What they say it's a double IPA

but you feel like you're drinking a hoppy fast.

Yeah.

I really say it's a juicy or a hazy and then it, it's not.

You know.

Nothing like saying it's a hazy as clear as fuck.

Or a just say it.

It's a juice bar, but it's just a malt bomb in a can.

That's right.

That's my least favorite.

Like, have you had a juice bomb?

Figure it out. Breweries. Right?

So many ways. This one is delicious. Yeah.

The shout out, the great notion for making a great beer.

I'm glad we could get our hands on this.

I think they have this in their app too.

If you guys are in a state that they ship to, such as like

anywhere on the West Coast and a bunch of others, so.

Well worth it. There you go.

Speaking of Hayes's, you know, one thing we've definitely

complained about is cases that aren't hazy.

And Nick was on the show a couple of weeks back

talking about the fifth anniversary over at 14 cannons.

I had to work that day.

I got off just in time to get there

as the scuba kids were going on stage.

Nice. Yes. Got there just in time.

I had the anniversary flight, which was that hazy,

the oak aged marathon,

the hefe that he brewed with scuba kids

and of course their new stout with coffee from California

coffee republic delicious that that hazy Tirana side chef's

kiss was delicious I've got two crawlers into my fridge right now

the in like look if you like

an oak aged marathon this is the best example of it you'll ever get.

Very akin to the Firestone.

He said he was basically copy

the half look has just aren't my jam so I'm not going to tell you that I loved it.

But if you love Efes,

it's the perfect example and that that coffee beer was delicious.

Almost as good as morning watch.

But what. Is it?

Tell you what, I like to have a lot.

When I was younger, same or same, you know, like kind of

like an entry level craft type beer.

And then our local legion post here had Francis Gardner on tap.

So there's nothing like getting like a 22 ounce pour a Francis

or with a big lime or a lemon wedge on it, man, that takes it back.

Thanks. It is.

It takes you back. That really was.

I used to get down some I just I outgrew the banana thing

it now I drink them in my old term watch banana.

See I don't like I.

So I'm one of those weirdos, right?

So, like, I don't like actual bananas,

but I like when there's, like, banana flavored things and banana notes and beer,

just like how I don't like actual mangoes,

but I love anything like artificial mango.

Or, like, made in the same way about mangoes.

Yeah, it's. It's crazy.

Funny.

Fast. Where do you eat banana? Laffy Taffy.

Oh, yeah.

Don't tell fast and banana runs.

Say. Oh.

Shit, slap big dig.

Nick loves his banana runs.

He has an entire candy machine full of them.

Good for him.

He knows what.

Time you got to

come on that because that's all the shit candy that I just be thrown at you.

Like, if I.

Stayed there, did him,

and I would just be, like, shaking and the candy machine would be empty.

Yeah. Yeah.

I get diabetes by the act, so good. I can't wait.

You guys don't like it? That's funny.

Runs to that big banana flavor.

Makes me want to throw up.

I like I love me like banana bread and like that kind of stuff.

Sure. Really?

That's. What about.

What about circus peanuts?

No, girl, those are edible. Wrong.

You know what? Okay.

That's banana flavored rubber. What's wrong?

You all are dumb.

That banana flavored condom.

There is nothing like going over to grandma's house.

You know, I'm not.

I'm not.

Have you had a real candy before?

Like, have you had a Snickers or Reese's or something?

Reese's.

There is nothing like going over to grandma's house, opening up the lid

to the candy jar and just seeing it packed full of circus peanuts.

Yes, there is.

You can see a packed full of real candy.

What a freakishly weird grandmas house you must have.

No, that's none of the best.

Were you all so excited to get the Werther's originals?

That was at my dad's dad's house.

Yeah. Wow.

Um, and then the sorry premise that they remove their dentures laugh.

Were you all about that?

No, we stayed away from that. We only.

We only ate the good candy.

That's so fucking weird.

So weird. Flexi. Whatever.

I think you're weird. How does that feel?

Not great. I apologize. No.

Not like the banana.

Laffy Taffy.

All that matters. Whatever. That shit's so good.

Have you had any, you know, tourism?

Have you have, like, Ghirardelli, like some.

Some nice. Chocolate?

I mean, that's.

I mean, that's all right.

What are these?

What are those truffles. That come out like?

They always make a big deal about them for Christmas.

Oh, is it like the.

The Glendora. Or whatever? Yeah.

Yeah.

Have you had those. Yeah.

Those are pretty good.

Eating that doesn't taste like throw up or banana.

Condoms. The chocolate is incomparable to a banana.

Laffy Taffy.

So what about like like a what? Right. Peachtree.

You guys like peach rings?

How? Yeah.

Red lines are fighting gross compared to Twizzlers. Oh.

I like Twizzlers better.

I'm all about the Red Vines. Oh.

Because chocolate and banana, Laffy Taffy, they're just.

It's apples and oranges. But you got to like.

What about a a strawberry mamba?

Oh, yeah. All mommas are good.

Mommas are good. Okay, what's the strawberry momma?

You don't want a momma is.

It's like a star. It's like a starburst. But

chewier tiny, o, tiny and more flavors.

Well.

I don't know for sure.

Is that like an now and later?

What way? Softer. Softer?

I don't know if I've had one of those before.

Oh, they're good. Like, you should try it, Taylor.

You have. A mom? I don't think so.

You don't have had a fucking circus peanut.

And it's garbage.

Right? Yeah.

And we're back.

But do you guys like peach rings? Peach rings are cool.

I put them on. Oh, yeah.

This is how.

Featuring. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Delicious.

Second best next to circus appearance.

Oh, we have him there.

We have to end on the candy thing there because we all agree

peach rings are delicious.

Every time I ever see circus peanuts being sold in the store.

After.

I take a picture of it,

just send it to my best friend because he is so grossed out just.

Like you.

Because he's.

Normal.

And they kind of look pornographic.

I don't know why they're.

Like no orange turds.

They don't look pornographic. Well, they don't look right.

They're not appetizing.

They don't taste like they're it's almost.

Like it's what you would expect to come out of an elephant. Yes.

Yeah. I mean, like a tiny elephant, but.

Yes, but it. Tastes so good.

If anybody out there listening actually likes circus peanuts.

Let's look at these.

Yeah, I'll give you Flex's number.

You guys can sext each other.

Your banana flavored condoms. Are you on it?

Oh. Oh, that.

Actually made me snore. That's a.

So gross.

Let's move anyways.

So I'm not a huge fan of Hef's, but the fifth anniversary was awesome.

I think that's how we got started. Keep it connected.

Yeah, well, do I.

I completely. Forgot. I just started sweating over here.

I had a look at the rundown.

I was like, How the fuck did we get here?

That's why he's our leader, because

he knows those things.

Oh, God, I'm glad we could bring it back.

Let's talk about something delicious and not that bullshit.

Flex, you do any research?

Oh, yes.

So let's talk about a couple weeks back about being invited to the soft

opening media event 409 style location over here.

And and now. You're an influencer.

Apparently, it's official.

I'm I'm an influencer and.

Oh, my goodness, come here.

Maybe we get some free circus peanuts now.

And I'm an influencer.

Therefore, could actually I was actually thinking

somebody should make a circus peanut beer and I will be all for it.

So anyway, don't ruin it. Brewery

So this new.

Location, online sales was like fantastic.

They had a huge outdoor beer garden in the front.

Room. Completely covered and roofed off,

and then it's all lined with heaters.

So the guy who is running the place

said that they had some family out there, not like a 40 degree night,

and they actually had to move away from the heaters because it was

that warm night, you know, so perfect for cold,

you know, Wisconsin fall nights, winter snow, all that other stuff.

It's going to be awesome.

You to still be able to drink beer outdoors

throughout Wisconsin seasons.

You guys don't do that year around.

I mean, it's kind of tough now.

Sometimes I'll shovel my patio just a.

A. Deal again.

Yeah, just like

that. I know that. Bad.

You know, it's like you. Get a lot of dirt on your patio.

Is that what you're shoveling?

Yeah, moist dirt. Greg, that's weird.

Lots of white. Dirt.

Is you a lot of cocaine out there, like what's happening?

So much coke. And

so anyway, back.

To Ainsdale on.

The inside, they have a two super huge, spacious

indoor locations, ones like a traditional bar with all the taps.

And then you'd walk through this little hallway

where they have some awesome artwork, a nice light up LCD sign,

and then they have this entire or almost

like an influencer themed room, I guess,

if you want to kind of call it that, it sounds kind of stupid to say which.

Pictures of you in short shorts.

But it's its 300 person seating capacity.

They have like two or three murals on the wall.

They have all this

moss design on the walls because the place that they bought

used to be a greenhouse garden slash pet store.

So they're trying to pay like homage to what was there before them and

just a really cool space.

They have three fully stocked beer coolers.

They had 24 beers on tap.

They do full pours, half pours flights.

And I know when you get drunk, you get hungry.

Sometimes when I'm sober, too.

They partnered with the grocery store that is directly across the street

with them, so they're going to start posting QR codes around the bar

and you you'll be able to order giant pretzels and pizzas

that will be delivered to you across the street to the bar guys.

So mean this place is.

They should nosh too.

We really should.

With the drinks. Right?

Nailed it.

And then some circus peanuts right now.

You know.

Erica, you don't want to spoil your your good name with.

So I'm trying to think of what I would call that dirty garbage necklace.

Yeah, I was like this.

But yeah, long story short, the location was amazing.

I had two of their double IPAs.

One of them was a collab with a madison brewery here,

Young Blood, who have had on the on the show a few times.

And I think I've even had them once.

Yeah, there is I mean super delicious is more traditional

you know double and but going into it you kind of know that

and like the doubles that are hazy and then we've been there a hundred times

and then I tried a flight of all of their slush slash

sour beers that they have on tap and just mind blowing adjuncts galore.

Yeah, they had a mega slash Ellis Cherry

Cherry mega slash, I think it's called or something like that

where they had seven different types of cherries in the center.

There were seven different types of cherries.

I'm a produce manager and I didn't know there are seven types of cherry.

But 24

taps for an opening is pretty legit, isn't it?

I mean, I have so many openings that normally it's like seven or something.

Well, I mean, it's the second location of this brewery.

So they had one about like an hour and a half ish north of Milwaukee

here in Neenah.

Okay.

So they have a lot of beer production up there and they're will start

producing beer here hopefully by next fall.

They have an entire space set out for it and taped up

just working on getting the equipment there and starting a production.

Yeah, that's awesome.

Yeah, it was.

It was a super good time. I can't thank them enough. Cool.

Now, where was my invite?

I'm an influencer.

Just. It must've gotten lost in the mail.

Because I don't wear the short shorts.

Yeah, we don't like cargo shorts here.

Yeah, I know. Only pair of short shorts I have are blue.

They're not green. No. Shucks.

I work.

Where does that rule scale? Yeah.

I would say it's right around the green.

It shows, but it's not like.

Not quite as good, though.

Not obscene.

Yeah. Yeah.

Nothing.

It's not like gray. Sure.

Or red. I found out reds.

Oh, red's a good one.

Yeah, it's a proper

the shorts.

Never mind.

We'll move on from there.

Well, very cool.

I'm glad to get to go check it out.

Ludacris Libation LA.

We're going to go to our favorite state, Alabama.

Oh, that's the best state.

Yeah, because we never talked shit about them. No.

They apparently.

Apparently, and I don't even know exactly what this means.

No beer may be consumed in private clubs.

What's that mean? I thank you.

What is a private club? Is that like you don't know?

The password is like a zoo. Like.

Not like a bar with a lion or something.

Yeah.

No, the password to get in is speakeasy that the little rascals.

Like what's what's happened in here.

And just no beer. You can have a here.

You mean woman haters club. Yeah. I.

It just said no I don't know if that applies to alcohol,

but what I read was a no beer may be consumed in a private club.

Is that like some fancy word for gentlemen's club?

Ooh, but why would you not want beer there?

Well, in California, there's no alcohol.

If they're fully nude.

There's fully nude ones.

Yeah, they're not in Wisconsin.

I don't believe so. Oh, here. Too cold.

Humane will get frostbite if they're here.

Yeah.

Keep your snow pants on.

Keep your thermals on.

Yeah, if it's fully nude in California, no alcohol.

If it's just topless, you can you can drink.

I had no idea that was even a thing.

Yeah, because apparently if you get drunk and unruly, having the bikini bottom on

is really to stop some things.

California. Yeah.

They're always thinking.

Yeah.

So if any idiots in Alabama want to write into us

and let us know what that means, that'd be great.

No beer in a private club as well.

I don't think anybody from Alabama listens to us anymore, you know?

So yeah, yeah.

They're going to hear this. And figure it out.

The best bartender here is it's like 20, 35, like, oh, look at this.

Your podcast.

I feel like anything anybody from Alabama listens to,

they just put their headphones on and all they hear is roll, tide, roll, tide,

roll, tide, roll, tide, roll, tide, roll, time, roll, tide, roll, tide.

Roll it.

Sometimes they remix it like roll dead.

Exactly. Yeah.

What else would they listen to?

They turn their TV on.

It's just like the news.

Roll, tide, roll, tide, roll, tide, roll, tide.

And here's Dan in weather. Oh, thanks, Chip.

Today's weather is roll tide.

Can you imagine roll tide again on Tuesday.

Thursday, there was a chance to roll tide.

And Friday we are definitely getting roll tide.

I'm actually I'm pretty sure that's exactly how it goes.

Yeah, that was just the DVR.

I was even talking.

Oh, Brian's going to appreciate that one.

He will? Yeah.

Intern Bryan.

Alabama will. Not at all.

No, sorry.

If only ostracize like half the states wrestle.

Yeah.

In 13 years when they figure out how to listen to a podcast.

That. That'll be a problem, right.

I'll be long dead from cirrhosis, but ten going to be really angry.

Oliveira Yeah.

No, more.

Importantly, it's died. Yeah.

Joke's on you.

Alabama liver got me before you did.

Fuckers move faster.

Next, let me in a private club and drink beer, right?

Yeah.

Whatever that means.

Evil genius brewing out of Pennsylvania is brewing

a burger inspired IPA for a White Castle.

I want nothing to do with it.

They put, like, no details on this masher.

I mean, they're not they're not actually brewing burgers.

I looked into it because I was like, this sounds like some bullshit.

They're not putting burgers into the mash, otherwise

Zach would have to be involved.

But I've got an avocado.

But, um. Yeah, this, uh.

I don't know what's wrong.

You run out of good restaurants to collab with you in an out.

When mob craft brewing here did their weird fest earlier this summer,

they brewed a Chicago style hot dog beer and they did it with

yeah. They put like the hot dog buns.

They did mustard, they did sport peppers.

It grossed me out then. It's grossed me out now.

Yeah, it was really good, though.

I mean, you say that

and I'm going

to have to take your word for it, because what other choice do I have?

You have no other choice.

It's like, amazing.

Like, you would drink all pint of that or it's like, wow.

I'm wondering if salad. Yeah, I would.

I would say I would drink four pack. Yeah.

Like in one night, like you flex, you're going to four beers tonight.

Here's a four pack of this weird that's hot that.

Yeah no it was that enjoyable.

I can't trust you after. The whole thing.

Right?

Yeah. No, I just, I just.

Maybe. I can't trust.

You guys.

The name of this episode, the circus penis penis while penis

peanuts debacle.

Big technique always says you got to hit the T, you get the D.

Well, because. The circus penis.

Collusion wasn't right.

Oh, dear. All right, we'll move on quickly.

This one's for flex bud. Light seltzer. You know, flex.

Last year, I believe you lost some fantasy football

and you had to compliments of beer grow Melissa some bud light seltzers.

Oh, yes, that is.

Delicious. Well, I think there's a pumpkin one.

A pumpkin.

I had marshmallow.

Mm mm hmm.

Circus peanut.

There's an apple one.

Uh huh. Oh, great.

Yeah, there is one more.

One. Oh, eggnog.

Did I did not have the eggnog.

Pumpkin spice, apple marshmallow.

Toasted marshmallow then. Right.

A bit of. Mm.

Yeah. Hard pass. Yeah.

Well Bud Light Seltzer says that pumpkin is not that fault.

Anyways, you won't fall as far as apple so they're coming out

with an all apple slices variety pack instead of pumpkin.

This year I. Was pumpkin not that fall.

Yeah I don't know. The radius is bud light

strawberry apple crisp apple

cranberry apple and peach mango apple.

That's the multi-pack coming to bud light seltzer.

Fans each mango apple is so fall.

Thick fallen Fiji.

This shake kills me because my sister in law,

when she comes for Thanksgiving or whenever we hang out with her,

she's like, You get me the seltzers and that will send me pictures of the one

she likes.

And so like last Thanksgiving, it was that like plaid version

of the Bud Light Seltzer.

Yeah, the ones that flex and chug. Yeah. Yeah.

The friggin discussing with the fridge

and like all the truly the spiced plum.

Yeah.

It just makes me want to gag hard pass.

Yeah. Circus people are.

Not getting their.

Gas. They stay away from those.

Yeah. Awful.

Speaking of delicious, Heineken's at it again.

Heineken USA is. Going to be in there.

Added again.

Yeah, they're going to debut a low cal,

low carb Heineken silver

in early 2023 and they're putting $100 million behind the invite.

What does that mean?

It's basically Michelob Ultra.

It's going to have like 95 carbs and like 90 calories or not

not 95 carbs, like 95 calories in like five or whatever.

Michelob Ultra That sounds like they're basically copying the stats.

Just add the skunk.

Yeah, yeah, that's cool.

It's drive to a skunk juice to make it.

Tastes like, kind of laid. Yeah.

They actually found a way to take the gland out.

Of the skunk and.

Put it into their beer.

Super low calorie, super high barf.

Like a reflex. So, yes.

Heineken will debut.

Milking the skunk. Glenn, since 19.

Oh. Or whatever they started making shit beer

yeah that's no thanks no thinks a trillium is going to consolidate

all their operations into their new Canton location

and they're going to offer their first brewery for sale as a turnkey locations.

FEMA is looking to start a brewery.

You can have Trillium or a place that's not a not a bad brewery to follow.

No, I'd say it sounds like a good deal to me. Mm.

Should go buy it.

Ate better take out of my retirement now.

Yeah it seems worth it.

I'm never going to be able to retire anyway.

No fucking inflation.

No can hardly.

Hardly afford beer at this point.

Or peanuts or that point.

Certain surface.

Protein, the D

tier.

You get that.

Whatever it is. Yeah. Peanut.

And then we'll end it on this one.

A drug. Resistance weed.

Drug man urinates in a parking lot.

Well, no. Yeah. Every night my mid twenties.

Mirroring in my mid-forties.

Wait, what?

You look great for 40.

Yeah, I'm not there yet. All right. Kidding.

Nobody in here 40 yet? No,

forget that.

No, no, no. Work for the podcast, right?

Yeah, certainly.

I'm happy I'm worth it.

Yeah, I

really, Scott.

But more that's half these people listening

will have no idea what we're saying.

We're all in her twenties.

They should know if we know now. Yeah.

Where was I, man?

Urinating in parking lot at Brook Park.

Man 61, was arrested at about 10 a.m.

last week

after he was found intoxicated, unable to care for himself in the parking lot.

I like that.

Unable to care for himself in the parking lot of the garden family restaurant

sounds made up.

The restaurant manager called police and said the man had just urinated

in the front parking lot when police arrived, the man sitting on the ground,

the man sitting on, wow, there's a word missing

should say the man was was the man was sitting on the ground.

Police knows the man had urinated on himself and smelled like alcohol.

The man was carrying half empty bottles of vodka.

He bottles, plural,

he mumbled, who was speaking and needed assistance to stand in walk.

The man had been convicted three times in the past

for disorderly conduct due to intoxication.

What is happening in Cleveland, Ohio?

They changed their baseball teams name and they make the play over it.

I think that's that's what happens.

Yeah, I can't look, I'm all for the name change.

It's fine, but I'm having a hard time remembering like the Guardians.

It's it's a hard it's a hard one to like the commanders are hard to first of all

watching command commander.

I hate that hard. See, I don't like the hard see they're

the guardians.

I almost texted out the,

you know, the Washington talking about, you know, the Thursday night

football game a couple of weeks back. Right.

And I was like, oh, yeah, well, this, you know, Bears Redskins

games sucked in and I had to delete the tax and be like,

it's not the Redskins anymore. It's the commanders.

It's just, you know, you know something your entire life and.

Yeah, it's. Weird.

Yeah, it's super weird. Yeah.

Why can't they just be the football team in the baseball team?

That was great.

I did it like the the Wisconsin Washington football team for the year.

Yeah.

This is like two years wasn't it, that they're the football team.

Yeah. Are. Yeah, you're right. Yeah. Yeah.

So, yeah.

Look, I'm all for change the name but I'm just having a hard time catch on.

Every time they say guardians, I'm like, who the fuck is this?

A marvel movie? Like, what's happening?

But yeah that's what I think it to come in.

Yeah, but hey Atlanta is still holding on to their guns down there.

No change for Atlanta Braves.

All right.

Well, no. I have I have no room to talk.

The Dodgers got spanked by the madres bears own.

I'm going to cut this part out. Mommy.

Yeah.

That was rough to watch is embarrassing they.

Got whipped by the daddies.

Yeah I as payroll in baseball they can't hit a fucking ball

anyways, that's for sure.

I think it's time we hit some music.

And as I hit some music, I would say hi to Vanessa down there and Flo Rida.

Hello, Vanessa.

I mean.

That was very Mrs. Doubtfire of you.

Blew unless.

It sounded like, you know, like proper.

And maybe if I was like in in old timey back in the day, I would be wearing purple

and carrying around a pineapple to parties to show my wealth.

Is that what you did back then?

You carried around pineapples. Yeah.

Oh, that's awesome. All right, let's.

Take a fact and you.

Your way over to on the super creepy.

Hi, Vanessa, by the way, just putting it out there.

Saving it up. Yeah. Okay.

It's to build them up for a while and then they come out.

They're like extremely creepy.

Yeah, I'm excited for it. I just doing.

That's all. Yeah.

Anyways, find this on the socials at Nick Nosh, LLC.

Underscore is in between of course Nick not find flex at flex

me a beer underscores in between find us

not at craft me a beer but craft beer republic.

I feel like I should change our name after I put that up.

Yeah.

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2337 copy went out there, stays very well hydrated.

And on that note.

Goodnight everybody.

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