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Hey Queen!

How's your little week goin girl.

Uh, my week is going okay.

I've had a little bit of like a back flare up injury happening, which hasn't been good.

Somebody told me I should eat, have some like beet juice, whatever will work.

I'm trying.

But I was sipping this in the beginning of the intro.

And then I realized that my whole mouth turns red and every time I take a sip, so

beet juice.

I don't think I've Ever consumed beet juice.

Apparently it's good.

Something with the blood.

I don't know.

I need it.

So that reminds me of I'm that TV show Doug.

Oh didn't he love beets?.

I think like there was a band called the beats or something like that.

Oh yeah.

The Beats.

I loved Doug.

Patty Mayonaise.

Wasn't there a song like Patty with a pickle in it?

Some.

Nope.

I don't know.

I

just hear the mayonnaise for me patio.

Yes.

But I also remember the transition music was always pop.

Yes.

Such memories with that.

If you don't know the show dog, then.

Sorry.

Sorry.

How's your week going, Trey?

My weakest good.

I randomly, I just got an update on my computer.

So I had to like be without my computer for 56 minutes while the new apple software downloaded.

Um, so that's interesting.

That's fun.

Remember like how I deleted so much stuff and was like,

Well, now I'm back down to 150 gigabytes.

I don't know how this happened.

Well, we have a lot of episodes.

I know, but I've put, they're all offloaded onto an external, so I'm very confused.

I don't know.

But other than that, thanks for good.

I'm doing well.

And I'm happy to be co-existing with you for the next hour and change where this proper episode.

For the proper app and we're going to be doing this episode.

And I'm really excited because we introduced a couple of episodes back our after show

We get to do some extra Patrion royalty.

Only bonus content reviews.

I have a really very fun Review!

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You can choose whichever is the most comfortable for you, and you can

I'm loving this

Who doesn't need more queen time.

I need more queen time.

You know what I mean?

It really, um, helps me engage with.

my core joy anyway.

So let's move away from core joy.

Let's talk a little bit about some negative stuff.

Chelsey, would you like to officially open our ledger book and

Lodge A Complaint?

Yeah.

I would like to Lodge A Complaint.

I'm not over the whole airplane thing, you know?

I dunno.

It's still on my mind.

Cause when I was on the plane, I like wrote down a few things that annoyed me.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I was like, you know what, I'm just going to write this down instead and

It's like a little pet peeve, like you know, when they make an announcement

Through with a trash bag.

Okay.

I hate when they rush through, like, they don't look to both sides of

It just feels like there's so much stress.

Like as soon as they make that announcement, I need to collect all of my garbage and

So that the second, the.

Person comes by.

I could be like, here, I have trash.

I have trash.

Like, even though it's technically their job to be collecting the trash, like, I really

And trash, like, because sometime.

Maybe I was like watching a movie or something and I'm like, oh yeah, I do have trash.

Or, or like, whatever.

Like, and I just feel like when I get trash on a plane, I immediately get very stressed out.

Cause I feel I need to hoard said trash for this moment.

Otherwise what happens?

What happens if I miss my, my opportunity to throw my trash in the bag?

Anyone?

It's interesting you bring, because there have been at

Where the flight attendant left before I was able to give my trash where I've been stuck with it.

And I'm like, well, like now I have to hold it until they finished

I know exactly.

And, and I do do that too, like now, because I'm hypervigilant, like I'm ready.

Like I have my trash like prepared.

So at the flight engine, not see that it's because they didn't look at me and

So it's very hard to communicate.

I just got a visual of I'm going TEN HUT!, with your trash

and just charging it.

Is '10 hut' so that everyone knows you're ready.

Is that what that phrase is for?

Oh Trey.

I don't know sports things, but I think so.

I mean, that's like what the quarterback is that what it's called?

But like, that's like, you know, that is that.

We just aren't ready enough and we're not ready.

So that's, that's going to be my complaint.

I hear you.

I, I have experienced that and yes, that is one of life's little, like annoying nuisances.

That's sort of small, but after a lot, it does, you know, when you've been waiting for five

Exactly.

That's what I wanted to get off my chest today.

How about you Trey?

Well, what's going on?

I have an also like a little tiny annoyance that I think I contribute meaning to.

But it is something that happens.

So I am a homosexual and I happened to be married to someone who is the same gender.

Got it.

We were married before it was federally recognized.

Okay.

But it is now 2021.

It really bothers me when you use the word husband to someone in conversation

Like partner?

Partner, boyfriend, friend, person.

No, I don't do that to you.

If you are a straight CIS man, I don't call your wife, your partner.

I will reflect back the phrase that you tell me is the title of the

That is like a common respect to not belittle.

And maybe I understand there is this like fog that occurs whenever I meet someone where I like.

Don't listen, I can't get their name.

Like I never remember someone like I like, I just, my brain turns off.

So I recognize that it may be like you missed that.

I said the phrase husband, or maybe there's this societal anxiety around, same-sex marriage

Sure.

But when I reference husband and you don't refer to David back as husband-

That's infuriating to you?

well, it's just disrespectful.

And then there becomes a moment of like, do I need to address this?

Right?

Do I need to like, be your life lesson?

Do I need to make a moment out of this for you to recognize that this is inappropriate?

Do I need to turn this into a teachable moment for you?

Correct.

Or do I just, shrink myself down to co-exist in your heteronormative view of the

So that just is something that is infuriating to me.

So I would love that if anyone is ever in a circumstance, just be aware of your contribution

We can all learn to be a little bit better about it.

And if you have an issue with same-sex marriage, it doesn't matter about my specific life.

You know, you don't have to agree with it.

I probably don't agree with your hairstyle, but like, I'm not going to let it be known

So that is my complaint.

It just, it, it needles at my patience.

So I'm lodging that, offish.

Um, I mean, great complaint and I think it's worthy of being Lodged and it

Like sometimes people might not be doing it because they're homophobic,

Cause a lot of times when there's the anxiety of, I need to introduce

What's my name.

What's my name.

Instead of listening to what your name is or whatever else.

So I feel like I've been in that situation before where someone has introduced, you

And I'm like, wasn't listening to that.

So now in the future, I think I'll just say like, Michael, your, was it your husband, your fiance?

Was it your, you know, like I'll, I'll take the fall that I wasn't really listening closely.

I liked that that was a good complaint.

Anyway.

Okay.

All right.

Should we do it?

I think it's time!

As you guys know, we are your trusty Review!

Queens.

We each bring in a review from the internet that we feel needs to be inspected.

We read you the Review!, we break it down and we rate the impact of the

That is a very Regal process that we like to call,

Assess That Kvetch!.

All right, Trey.

You are first today.

Are you ready?

YippieAyokya!

Take it away RQ!

Review That Review.

So today, Chelsey, I was inspired from a double date with our

love them!

For this amazing product that Marc has.

I think James bought it for him.

I don't know.

It's called a Cloud foot massager.

Okay.

I'm not really a foot massage person, but Marc was like, you have to try it.

It's amazing.

It has like heat and it has like inflatable air pumps on the side to like compress.

And then it has like the roll leaf.

It's just this like, amazing thing.

Is it gonna have a title that's going to infuriate me?

Okay, just you wait, we need a sound cue for that.

So I was like, let me try it.

It's amazing.

It's $300, but I have been talking this ever since that night and it's now been several

So.

Marc told me he got it for a hundred dollars off, so, okay.

Whatever.

So I was like, let me like look this up.

And wouldn't, you know, my research for this episode was complete because I have

Foot massager machine increases, blood flow circulation, deep kneading with heat therapy, deep

Wow.

Okay.

And this one star review is written by sharkinocean I know.

Shark in ocean.

Oh, shark.

Oh my God.

wait, what did you say the first time?!

I-no-seen?!

Shark, but in ocean is one word.

It's the last time name.

Shark Inocean

Shark Inocean.

Okay.

Sounds devious.

All right.

So here we go.

Shark Inocean's subject is men and big legged people.

Please read why one star, skinny leg people hands down, four exclamation marks, Five Stars.

People was spelled PPL.

That is the subject.

Okay,

Please read for all people.

I deal with bad cramps in my calves and ankles slash feet.

I will start with the pause first, which would have gave it a five stars for those.

It applies to parentheses skinny CAF people.

Pressure is great parentheses, not for wimpy people and has all the great bells and whistles.

Heat rollers side to side motion and vibrating, everything I'm looking for and a massaging

That's why I'm very disappointed in this item, which brings me to the neg and the

Number one, it's too small of an opening.

It is not designed for men.

I have sexy calves that people pay money for wife's words, not mine.

Yet I can't for them in this cath massaging device, which doesn't make sense.

That's what it's designed for five exclamation mark.

That pic of the lady with the actual leg in it is totally miss leading.

I am a very large person, but my legs are in excellent shape parentheses, mostly because of

There is no way in hell that a knee or thigh Canfor put in the.

Endless you are a wafer.

And in that case, please don't show miss leading pick of how an item is perfect for everyone.

When you are a size negative for K K no, it's it's K two exclamation marks.

It's not a question.

Okay.

Then people like me, period, won't waste this company's time period, having to return this item.

Thanks for exclamation marks.

The other issue is period, tall people, period, your legs hang over and it hurts your feet

They should have padding or a lower design on the front and back of that.

If you are tough.

T U F F and have small lags O M G worth every penny.

It was fantastic on the feet, but what a tease, it's my calves that are killing me

Plan on sending it.

For the company that makes this product period be realistic about your product

The opening period needs to be an inch wider, five exclamation marks,

So, if you were listening period, design it, maybe even wider.

So we could put knees and thighs, I period it, period.

Believe me, period, your product period would be a gold mine period.

The other thing you need to do period is add a remote period.

It's hard to reach the buttons laying flat on the.

Also your so-called 360 degree arm slash prop period.

Won't do a full 360 period faults, F a U L T S advertising period.

The plug stops it, from one of the positions, poor design.

I mean, oh my God, listen.

First of all, there were so many spelling and grammar errors in this review

Maybe he's just like reinventing the whole like grammar, punctuation, rhythm.

Maybe he just, I dunno why I'm assigning male pronouns.

Maybe they're just starting a whole new revolution because.

Jeez.

There was a lot of errors,

Shark Inocean does say that they were a very large man.

So I think we can use he him pronouns.

I don't know if that's too assumptive.

Okay.

But it's interesting to me because they never once spell out the word people.

So the amount of times, it's the people it's always PPL.

Oh, I should tell you that, that 57 people found this

helpful.

Okay.

Well here, I mean, that's the thing is I do think there's a message within this Review!

I think, I don't know.

I'm a bigger person, so I would want to know this might be a tight squeeze.

Now this is definitely for the calf and the foot, right?

This cloud thing?

So What's cool about it.

Yeah.

It does have as Shark Inocean referenced at is a foot massager, but both ends are open.

So you can like stand on that and it will be your feet.

Or you can use this 360 degree rotating arm to sort of stand it on its side.

Oh.

And then you can press your calves, the bottom of your legs into it.

Correct.

I see.

Okay.

That makes sense.

Just like a lot about shark in the oceans calves.

I mean, at first I thought it was just, you know, this like kind of public

And then once they started talking about how their wife said that people would pay for these cat.

And they really, they said that they're so active for a large man.

I just thought, wow.

Yeah, we get a lot of detail.

I like, I appreciate that Shark Inocean really spells out their context for their complaint.

And I really do appreciate that.

They're saying.

The device should be five stars minus this flaw.

I was surprised at the end, when they were giving the recommendation to the

I imagine this is grossly off.

I mean,

that's a really great point.

Chelsey!

An Inch is nothing

an inch.

We'll give this one.

It's extra for and

what, like, that just seems so minuscule unless, you know, the point is correct.

And then the measurement is just way off.

But

I do have a very serious question about Shark Inocean this entire Review!.

I just instantly think that this is an 80 year old that thinks that they are.

Filling out a form for the manufacturing company, because the whole, like, even the Review!

the first sentence, please read for all people.

Oh.

But it's just, it does feel to me like shark feels like this as a

And so they want to get that point across to the company.

Now I recognize like all bodies show up in different ways.

Uh, shark really takes on powerfully what their body is correct.

So it did make me a little uncomfortable when shark assigns anorexia to the model.

Uh, we obviously know that the modeling industry has had a long history of

I mean, the anorexia comment was by far my least favorite of the entire Review!

it like really?

Before that I was, I was like, okay, we've got some spelling errors,

And then after that shark in the ocean or Shark Inocean really lost

I also am wondering because literally the sentence after the anorexic comment,

F I R throughout the entire Review!, except for the very end.

So it's like, I thought maybe like they're Southern and they just say fir,

we thought that it was like one time.

It was like, I thought it was just a mistake for Fitbit.

Me too, but it seems like they just, they don't hit the oh, on the keyboard.

Cause it's right next to the eye.

Did they also spell misleading?

M I S S space L E a D I N J yes.

Yes.

You got my reading.

I

did.

I was like, oh,

this is leaving, but now I'm wondering if.

Wants to pull this device up to their thigh, which there's definitely no

And they make the, they make these little leg massagers.

Cause I did look that are $800.

The do the hall, all Fang.

So then that makes me think, does shark just want this product to be what it's

And he's sort of alluding to the fact that he couldn't really get the leg

up.

I mean, I get it.

If you can't get the leg in, then it's not going to work.

So like I said, that's really the only useful thing in this whole Review!

everything else is just kind of weird.

And I don't understand why they're pitching another product at the end of the.

To the manufacturers.

I mean, maybe that's helpful for the manufacturers to know like what people

was all over the place.

Like you're assigning it a one-star, but then you're saying that there are five

you're just talking about tall people

and.

Big legged people and fat

people, big people, small people like

Skinny calf people.

That's, that's what I wanted to say.

It's I can't distinguish what there may be.

Like, I wonder if they were typing on a phone and so like, that's why there's so

They say CAFS, and then later they say calves.

So it's like, They were saying, they know that at some point it's not spelled C a L F S.

C a L V E S like it J it's very confusing and I don't get what's up with all these periods.

I don't, I just don't get up.

It's all like how many wimpy people, you know, like how many times they reference people,

they also say like endless, instead of, unless you are a wafer.

It's very triggering.

I feel it.

I feel like sharp, darkest, trying to pick up all of these, like possibly triggering

definition of abuse for anyone reading this.

Like I think that's

what I wanted to say earlier.

It was.

Shark really takes on.

Look, I am a fat legged person, so I'm going to speak of fat legged person

about other things without like, it's like, those are not your experiences.

Shark in ocean, you have some sort of test group where you and a whole variety of people

I don't really know why you're speaking for the skinny leg and people or the wimpy

And I'm not interested in those people's opinions.

Like this is your opinion of the product.

I think no sharks says.

Yeah, this is your fact.

Okay.

Whatever.

Uh, but you

know what I'm

saying?

I'm just saying, like, I think that they really stepped out of line here in talking

And if shark and ocean had taken a moment to distill down their point, which is.

It's unfortunate.

This is a great product and yes, it works as advertised, but I have

Fine.

But that's not what was, there was a lot here.

That was not that

to me.

I wonder if they were speaking this to Siri.

I like a speak to text.

I think I wonder if they were like, Hey Siri.

Leave a review on Amazon.

Maybe that's why my phone just started me.

Maybe that's why it has so many periods anyway.

Okay.

So we know, the spelling and grammar is totally zero, probably the worst on the spot

Gap that is sort of valuable to me.

It does have an impression for me.

I believe shark is being truthful now, but do we do think that this is a common experience?

Do you think other people are finding this issue?

Well, you know, I don't know, maybe shark and ocean.

I wasn't using it properly.

Maybe sharper notion, like you said, didn't understand that this is especially, they're

You know, that's just the way, I mean, every boot I've ever worn, I got to squeeze my foot in there.

Like, it's just, sometimes you got to do a little squeeze and maybe shark and ocean wasn't used to

You know, even somebody like you, who thinks that they have large, oh, sorry, not that

correct.

That is true.

Like I do think there is a, I think there's a distinction between guests.

This, this is not designed for thighs buys are going to always be larger than caps.

So, but if, but sharks first complaint is that their cat it's too tight for the cat.

Right.

So I, I do believe that is truthful.

So I would imagine that this probably is not a fluke.

I feel like people probably have encountered this.

Sure.

So that was a sort of be like, if I fall in that category or not, which to shark's

That look at people pay attention skinny, like people with five stars and over there in the

model.

I mean, geez.

A little disheartening, right?

It is the whole thing was about, so then what about the humor and

total anecdotal?

You know, just funny, not, not in an intentional

way, like I was laughing at not laughing.

Exactly.

And then like the impact for me.

It's sort of some, it reminds me a little bit of the left-handed home situation

Maybe I'm going to try and look at the measurements of the item.

I'm going to do a little bit more research to see if I'm going to have a problem fitting into this.

Right.

If I don't fit into that category, moving on, which, which I guess to shark and oceans

Yeah.

This was all not making me feel a little confused about how I'm going to crown that I

know because of the left-handed.

Well not, I mean, I, I think I know how to crown it.

Do you want to cry?

Yeah, let's do it.

Let's that's it.

All right.

So Chelsey and I each have our own set up one to five ground cards and in an effort to

The Queens are tabulating.

I'm ready.

Total score.

Okay, I'm holding up one and a half.

Crowns.

Trey is holding up two crowns, the one and a half crowns purely because good, good to know that.

Maybe it's a little bit on the snugger side.

All the other kinds were taken away because the spelling, grammar all over the place.

And I didn't really like the attitude and the way that shark and ocean was

People, uh, that he referenced.

And for that reason, I couldn't give him more than one and a half crowns.

Why did you give shark and ocean two crowns.

Tray?

Yeah, pretty similar.

I gave two because it raises an awareness of like length of the openings.

But generally, if you were leaving a review that is written, please do a spell

This is to be read.

I have a little bit of awareness.

That like it's unreadable.

This is readable.

Yeah.

There were more than three instances where I had to like pause to figure out

Yeah.

I mean, it's 57 people.

Uh, helpful, you know, if this was cheaper, it would already be in my house.

Right.

So I guess ultimately the impact isn't that strong, but it does like raise a

So that's why I gave to the spelling.

I've never, I mean, this is just atrocious and a little bit of me thinks that shark and

Oh, part of me, gray is also miss landing

mis leading.

I was going to say, I was going to say all kinds of fun packs.

Great.

So we did it.

All right.

So Chelsey, we're going to go on a quick break and then when we come back, we're

No, can't wait, love it.

BRB.

Hold your crown.

We'll be right back.

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Oh, it's game time.

Chelsea let's get ready to strap in and take a spin on the Meryl-Go-Round.

I feel

like an icon most of the day, I

feel like that's with an a all right.

Here's the deal, Trey and I have each picked a rotten scathing, pithy One-Star-Zinger and with 30

Just like queen Meryl Streep, who does it all before the clock runs out.

All right, Chelsea, tell us what is your One-Star-Zinger for today?

Okay.

So my One-Star-Zinger for today is from Sephora.

It is for two faced lip injection, extreme lip plumper.

I have that.

You do.

Yeah.

Okay.

Well, we'll see if you agree with bubblegum.

Yum.

Mmm.

Bubblegum, yum wrote a one-star review of this product.

She said this, I don't know why I'm assigning them female pronouns.

This felt like needles stabbing the inside of my lip.

Do you find it painful?

Um, yeah, but that's the point that it doesn't, if it didn't

I

completely agree.

I need to feel the stab in order to feel like it's going to be a successful at

plumper.

Okay.

So today I'm going to have you strapped and on a neon open sign, that's flashing, coming out of.

You ready?

Yes.

Southern

needles, stamina inside of

adult film

needles, stabbing

operatives.

This

fuck like

WW.

It's

not like needles stabbing me inside of my musical theater

my lap.

Disney like needles, stabbing

Chelsey.

You got sad.

Oh

my gosh.

What a rush.

Okay, great.

All right.

So today my.

As from target.com.

This is from Joe C.

The last name is St.

Not Josie, Josie.

Oh, yes.

And this is for the citrus and Bazell 100% soy wax candle.

And Joe's subject is in quotes, which I checked.

They wrote the quotes.

The quotes are not like that.

Doesn't formulate quote, can I have my money back?

The eye is not capitalized.

And then Joel sees Review!

it.

I let it burn for at least an hour when lit it smells absolutely like wax.

Okay.

It's a 100% soy wax candle, but I guess the scent doesn't smell they've needed more of a sense.

Interesting.

Okay.

All right.

All right, Josie, you are shopped into a pickle jar try.

So what you're inside of the pickle jar, half sour.

So don't draw it in there cause you have a lot to do.

Are you ready?

I just pictured Jack and rose from Titanic on like a pickle

and then we're

like, okay.

And then she does.

All right.

I'm running.

She does.

All right.

Let's see.

Courtroom

drama.

I let it burn for at least an hour when lit it smells absolutely like wax

adult film.

Hey Linux

for at least an hour.

When the late breaking news, I let it burn for at least an hour when

song.

there

was a disaster.

I knew it

was too long for, for you try

so proud of you, girl.

I'm so glad you were on that open side.

Thank

God.

Thank God.

It was open and I walked right through that victory.

Woo.

Yay.

Review That Review.

Okie dokie.

Chucky's we are back from that rousing game break and Chelsey Donn.

It's your turn.

What is your Review!

for us?

Okay,

Trey.

My review today is also from Amazon.

And not only is it from Amazon, but it is a review of the Amazon echo dot I think.

Do you have these in your

house?

We have the show.

We don't, we have a dot, but it's not plugged in.

Okay.

Well, that's probably good because AlternativeAddiction RockAffliction.

That's the name of the person?

Whoa.

Alternative.

This is a lot AlternativeAddiction RockAffliction.

Should we have a nickname for them

now?

I think we have to say the entire, the whole thing.

Alternative addiction,

rock

collection.

Diction rock affliction.

Okay.

Yes, I'm sure this is like some heavy metal quote.

Oh, maybe we don't know such things, but this is alternative addiction.

Rock afflictions.

One star review on Amazon of the Amazon echo dot the subject is potentially the most dangerous

Okay, here we go.

Here we go.

Works too good.

Apparently while I was asleep, I woke up for a few minutes.

But wasn't really coherent.

I D K what I said, if anything, to activate the Alexa controller device, however, it recorded

It was then sent out to my friends that had an Amazon.

They're friends and family, and God knows where else.

Apparently it had used my contacts to send that voice message to my friends,

It also somehow sent the voice message to my friends, contacts and

And so.

I turned off my Amazon dot that day after several of my friends called me to ask

One friend said his sister got it too.

I don't know his sister.

Careful people PPL I've since gone into my Amazon account slash devices slash recordings

I deleted them all.

And de-registered my several devices that I no longer own.

I didn't know, they stay connected until you remove them and all the data retrieved by them.

Very dangerous device, if not properly and thoroughly set up, completely read all the

Amazon site for tips, ideas, and what, and what not to do sincerely and embarrassed, frustrated

What not to do previous user.

AlternativeAddiction RockAffliction.

Well, okay.

So I did know that they stay connected until you manually do.

Remember.

I did well because I always was sort of of the mind.

That's why I thought this was going to like go into conspiracy.

You know, I was very aware when I first purchased an Alexa device that like, it's always

It's this little like sliding device I bought to cover the little camera on my computer.

Right.

But you have someone listening to all the

time.

Well, but you know, I also know someone who works for the government in a

And they said like they could neither confirm nor deny.

If people are listening in, but if you're not saying anything of illegal value than

But, but, but I have all of my lights, everything is on Alexa.

So I can verbalize every night when we go to sleep, I've never considered the

Well, alternative addiction, rock affliction has like really put that into my mind.

I want to, I'm so curious.

I wonder if like it has recorded me singing defying gravity 9 million times.

Sure.

It has.

What about the sending thing?

as like an Amazon.

Uh, a device user.

Can you talk about how that might have happened?

I mean, you would have to command it to do that.

I've never, I have never, this is interesting coming

off of the friends like

that though.

I, that really doesn't make any sense to me.

Yeah.

I wonder if they, if they didn't know them, they must've had their content.

I bet that is an excusable to me.

I don't

understand.

It doesn't make any sense, like, they said that it was set to friends,

And it also somehow send the voice message to my friends, contacts

on.

That's so weird.

I wonder if, I don't know, I've never heard of that.

I've never sent a text that way.

I will just say that on the other end of that.

My friend who was a caretaker for their parent.

I'm in a different state.

Whenever the parent wouldn't answer the phone.

Which would happen because of a mental issue they could drop in on

Cause it like has a walkie-talkie sort of aspect.

Right?

So from like literally across the country.

So that is a beautiful thing, but it has.

Terrifying.

I mean, I think that this Review!

is very valuable from alternative addiction rock reflection, because it really highlights.

They aren't saying don't buy this.

They're saying this is very dangerous because I had this crazy circumstance.

And if you choose to move forward with this, make sure you follow all of the directions to a

They aren't saying like, don't do

it.

They're just saying this was what you're doing.

Yeah.

And no like that, it's recording all the time and you have access to those

This is very alarming.

It's really, it

reminds me of that movie.

Well, yeah, but, but there was like, there's another movie with Adam Devine called like

I, me and like five other people probably saw it in the theater, but it's about

Right.

And it's scary.

It's like all of a sudden the robot is like, I'm the captain now I was getting like those vibes.

Yeah.

That's a very common opinion and concern.

It's like that movie.

It's like her, that movie, her where he falls in love with.

Yeah, it takes it to another degree.

I got to say, like, I found this Review!

when I was at your house.

Cause I saw these little Amazon things all over your house.

And so I thought maybe I'll get one because everybody likes to automate their life.

And when I read this Review!, that was it.

I was like, you know what?

I don't need it.

I got enough devices listening to me.

I can't possibly imagine.

And

that bathroom, that guest bathroom.

Yes.

There's the little dot which is in the, I have never even opened

up.

Thank goodness for that, because yeah, this is

crazy.

Yeah.

You know, to me, I'm sort of like, whatever, but I do recognize, like, it has always listening

Uh, I don't care.

You.

I don't know.

I don't care.

I just don't personally care.

I would love for Alexa to edit our podcast if you're listening, but to me, no, I recognize

And also this whole like, agreement of consent, like, I don't know.

It could text everyone, I guess.

Yeah.

I don't know how that works.

Yeah, I appreciate the circumstance that alternative addiction,

And I do think that this happened, I mean, I don't, I don't call into

Yeah.

I mean, I just think alternative addiction rock affliction has really

Are on the fence as to whether or not they want to buy this product.

I mean, just a quick fact, 1,509 people found this review helpful.

So I think that that says something.

It does come up often when we have guests over, like the

Yes.

A lot of people are like no way.

I mean, it is interesting how often I do have that conversation.

Yeah.

Not so much

that like I have.

And like you said, like with the friend and the government, it's not like I have anything to hide,

But like, I still think it's weird that it divided.

Could possibly take his action.

Take action.

Exactly.

Take action in a non-directed way.

Like it's, you know, I have an apple watch and you know, sometimes like the apple watch

And that like infuriates me and weirds me out.

Uh, no, like enough, like this is something

else, but to me I'm also like, well, I have an apple watch.

So what's the difference between Siri and Alexa?

I mean, there's just probably, no, I mean, that's why we have a conversation and

I didn't really think this was humorous.

I think it was scary.

It was frightening.

I think it didn't need to be humorous.

And honestly, the impact for me is like, it doesn't really matter.

I already own them, but.

I recognize this.

I do think that it's impactful.

The specific circumstance that occurred is very important.

I would

say,

wow.

Alternative addiction, rock affliction really gave me a lot to think about.

I also loved that they sign off.

Sincerely sincerely

and embarrassed, frustrated, and yeah, I like them.

Okay.

So I, I, wasn't really able to point this out entirely sort of similar to shark and ocean

PPL, wherever possible.

They did like IDK instead of, I don't know, you know, that kind of stock yeah.

Shorthand.

There was a lot of, there was a lot of shorthand, a lot of run-on sentences, that kind of thing.

Yeah.

But that being said, unlike the last Review!

never got in the way of the message, that, that alternative addiction rock fluxion.

I

think I could crown,

I think I'm ready to crown alternative addiction.

Rock reflection

are tabulating.

Yes.

school.

Okay.

I'm holding up four crowns.

Trey is holding up three crowns.

Trey, let us know.

Why are you giving alternative addiction?

Rock affliction.

I was going to do for, until you broke down all of the misspellings and

And I, I do think the impact is strong, but it is middle of the road because it

No.

The risk.

I didn't specifically know this circumstance was happening in a bowl.

Um, but, um, alternative addiction, rock of flection, middle of the road to me.

That's why, what about you?

Why did you do for I

did four because not only did alternative addiction, rock affliction have

I did not full stop, but 1,509 other people.

Found it helpful and decided to say so.

So I thought that many people read this Review!

and had that kind of impact enough of an impact to at very least click that button.

Then we have to listen.

We have to pause and listen to alternative addiction, rock affliction.

And I think they're pretty much a queen.

I took the crown off for the little bit of spelling, so that's why I took the One, crap.

All right.

Great.

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Let's do it.

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Trader Joe's.

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Yes.

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