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Welcome everybody to the Craft Beer Republic! Thanks for drinkin', thanks for

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joinin'

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I am Greg, of course I am being joined by the sexiest of all the Midwestiest,

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and that

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is Flex What's up, buddy?

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Oh, hello!

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That was like, almost Falvinus?

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Was it kinda like, was it sexy?

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It was somethin'

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It happened

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I'll take somethin'

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Okay, it happened, and I'm not

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Beggars can't be choosers

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Right, and not soft, so we'll keep goin' And then, joining us for a second

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week, we

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convinced him to come back around, the head brewer of Pedals and Pints, and

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that is Boris

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What's happenin', fella?

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Hello What's goin' on, guys?

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Thanks for comin' back around

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Yeah, of course

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Makin' the 11-minute drive back on

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We're almost in the same hood, so it's kinda like

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Yeah

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Well, that's convenient

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You're, um

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Yeah, like, what did I say?

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11 minutes?

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Like, 11 minutes?

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Yeah

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So, you're mostly close to Naughty Pine, right?

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Uh, less than, what am I, 07 miles away

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So, you can walk

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I walk the dog to Naughty Pine

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Yeah, that's amazing

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So

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That's the one thing, I love my location of my house, other than there's not a

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brewery

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It's too bad

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But, uh, so jealous

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Anyways, follow us on the socials, @CraftBeerPro, @FlexMeBeer_ in between, and

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of course, @BorrieTheBlade

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on the 'Gram, there

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Lots to get to today, we've got some booze news to talk about, some over in

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Flex's hood

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Ojai

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Oh, Ojai

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Uh, no, no, Ojai's over here in California

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Hey

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Hey

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Dad jokes

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Ludicrous libation law, I'm gonna ask everybody a beer question, and much more,

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so let's get

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into it

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Let's, uh, start the hydration off with a review over there from Boris

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I love how they sound drunk in the song

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I love that, yeah

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I hope that was the point

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I don't know if it was just coincidence, or what

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Well, I'm having, um, a gift from Andrew from Victoria County Beer

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Oh, Not Murderer Andrew

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Not Murderer Andrew

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Nice

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Um, we just missed each other, uh, when he dropped these gifts off at the, at

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the brewery

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Uh, but yeah, he left, uh, left us a four pack, a mixed four pack of, uh, of

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beer, and

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this one is a collab

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This is Ism Brewing in collaboration with Rip Beer Company

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Oh, lovely submission

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Rip, yeah

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Rip is real solid

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I've had a couple beers from them up here

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This is called Dank Meter

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Nice

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A West Coast IPA, 67%, and I'm having trouble reading the can because they put

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on top of green background, uh, but I pulled up on Tapped, and it is a 43

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Out of 58 check-ins, though

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Holy smokes

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So this must be a newer collage

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Uh, it says here, West Coast Isle IPA collaboration with Rip Beer Company, M

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osaic Dynaboost, Super

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Delic Cryo, Rewaka Cryo, Nelson, Helios, that's a new hop to me, and Citra

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It may have taken us almost a year, but we could not be more stoked to finally

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team up

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with our homies and local West Coast heroes from Rip Brewing

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We dialed up the Dank Meter to max for this one, kicking off deep tropical

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notes of papaya,

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star fruit, and gristerminer grapes atop a fat dank layer of OG resin on the

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So, real fast, gonna drop a little, like, brew nerd lingo here

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Mosaic Dynaboost, that's a new product that is a hop extract type of product

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that increases

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yield for breweries that do West Coast, or I should say, hoppy beers in general

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So if you want, like, the mosaic flavor and aroma, but you don't want to lose

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making said beer, you use this product called Dynaboost

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So you don't need, let's say you normally put 22 pounds of something hop, you

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only need like five, so you get the same effect out of five pounds

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Is the Dynaboost like a liquid extract?

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It's liquid

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And Dynaboost, I believe, is Whirlpool edition, so the hot side

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half to like 22 pounds of hops

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So it's a lot of hops, it's a lot of matter

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Well, if you can reduce all of that and achieve the same flavor and aroma by

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six ounces of an extract that is pure hop, then you get all the benefits of the

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hot flavor,

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but none of the drawbacks of losing a bunch of yield

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So yeah, this is, I've never had this beer, 67% on the old schnauzer

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There is a slight hop haze, which should be there because they still used hops

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I love Nelson, by the way

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No shade to Nelson or the Rewaka, but the New Zealand hops just are, they're

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jumping

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What else was in there?

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Citra, Helios?

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I've never heard of that hop

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Never heard of it

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I didn't do my research on that

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But on the jobber, ooh, ooh, ooh

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So this is like a mid, this is like a halfway between a West Coast OG and a

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Like this is probably all Pilsner malt, maybe 1% wheat just for head retention

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school like tech for hops and the way you make it

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I love that old school dank

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That bitter grapefruit in the back end

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Oh, this is all I'm getting

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And I love when they do with this lighter, but I don't miss the fucking malt

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yesteryear where like stone IPA was like a, you know, liquid loaf of bread

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So I like these lighter West Coast IPAs that are coming out now where it's like

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of the dankness of yesteryear, but the light body of, of newer beers and stuff

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Oh, give me a West Coast Pilsner any day

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Pilsner's basically a hundred percent Pilsner malt, but then it's hopped like

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an IPA and

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just delicately, delicately lagered

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This is, Oh, this is super tasty

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Andrew, thank you so much for bringing this

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This is an unbelievable beer and RIP just does not disappoint

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I've not had ISM yet, but RIP

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ISM is a new one to me too

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Says here they're out of Long Beach, California

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Oh, that's not far

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That's not too bad

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That's not far in, in, in perspective to mileage, but it'll take us two hours

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Minimum

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Are you going to Long Beach?

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Got a little quick homework here

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Oh, so it says the Helios hop is one of the most agronomically sustainable hop

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varieties

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Thanks to its unrivaled yield, powdery and well as downy mildew resistance,

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pleasant

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aroma and bitterness quality

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I don't know what any of that means

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It is a dual purpose hop that can be used in hop additions throughout brewing

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described as low COH with pleasant bitterness, a muted aroma with clean, soft

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Loft

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It's from the hop Steiner hop program

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So it's a European slash German hop

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But that makes sense

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If this has like, it can sustain just about any environment

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And I'm wondering if they would like, now that it's named, if they would sell

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off, like,

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or breed it with American stuff

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So then they can get the qualities of the Helios for the growth and not have to

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worry

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about the climate or it can grow in other parts of the world, but just not be

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known

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as Helios

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Like this could, this could be the, a parent in the breeding process for its

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qualities

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and branch off of that

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That's super high

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Alpha 15 and a half to 18 and a half

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That's super high

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That is, that's the dankiness there

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Ooh

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It did say alpha, yes

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I did read that part, but I didn't read it out loud

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Super alpha with clean bitterness is what hop Steiner got

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That's okay

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Now I have to do my research as, as, as now a hip brewer

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Helios may be one I may have to mess with

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Somebody's got a boner

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This is just a hazy pale with Helios

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Bitter with Helios

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Finish it with some, something from New Zealand, something from New Zealand, or

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even we keep

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it in Germany with Mandarina Bavaria

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Super orangey finish

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Oh yeah

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Oh yeah

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Mandarina Bavaria is one of my favorite hops too

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Love that hop

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Everyone's getting hard over here

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Still not a boner shot

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Give it time apparently

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Uh, all right

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Top listening city of last week

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Shout out to, I think this is a new one

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Dallas Tejas

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I don't even think we ever stepped foot in Texas

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I know

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I, well, it's not true

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I had an emergency landing once in Texas, but that's it

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I hate to admit it

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I had a layover there once

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Yeah

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Oh

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Did you go by choice?

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No

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I don't think we've ever talked shit about Texas

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Every time I stepped foot in Dallas, dude, I just shiver

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I'm like, Oh God, Cowboys, Cowboys fans everywhere

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Oh no

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Worst

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Worst

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I might get arrested

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Yeah

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But Hey, thanks for listening

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That won't last very long

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Love to hate to Dallas

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Yeah

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We appreciate it

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Yeah

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To all the not creepy people who are listening, thanks

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Anyways

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Hey, we forgot to mention this last week

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Speaking of all this beer nerd stuff and hop talk and whatnot, um, you also are

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a seasoned

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podcast veteran

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Oh me

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Yes

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The other one on the show

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The other one

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Uh, yeah, I did a beers with Borrie podcast

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Uh, if you would like to search, the episodes are still up

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I haven't recorded since last December the it's hashtag beers with, uh, beers

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with Borrie

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It's on Spotify, Apple, Apple music or Apple podcasts, pocket casts

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It's on the major products was on Google rip Google podcast

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Um, but yeah, it was, it spawned out of when I used to stream games, video

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games every

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other Friday I did a beer talk and then it became beers with Borrie and it was

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about literally

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anything and everything

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I like took an excerpt out of the encyclopedia of beer

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The, it was written by Garrett Oliver

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It doesn't matter

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And I would just talk about, let's say I talk about the style like brown ale

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and then it

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would, I would just read excerpts and then I try to get a brown ale like from

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somewhere

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and drink it while I talked about it and then talk about the different

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differential characteristics,

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why most breweries don't do it, why breweries haven't done it in forever, why

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the style

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is like fading in a way, like, or another episode would be about citra hops and

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the

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history of citra hops

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So that's kind of where the show went on

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And then when I started recording a podcast, it was the same vein, but most of

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them were

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reviews

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So it'd be like any beer I get my hand on or if I had aspirations of doing a

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vertical

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recording myself doing a vertical, that would have been fun

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Get to number seven

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But then the last three Christmases I've bought the Costco admin calendar, the

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German beer

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admin calendar

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Every year I torture yourself

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It all tastes like cam

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So I was like, yes, German beer, 24 of them

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Let's go

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And then the second year I was like, oh, the first 14 were the same from last

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year

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Like, oh man

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Then the third year I was like, all right, this is the last time

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And then I open it up

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I'm like, yup

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Almost identical

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The first like 12 were the same

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I was like, okay

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This is like, well, this is the last time I'm doing the Costco one

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I think it's the same cans from three years ago

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It wouldn't surprise me

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I would check every episode

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This was a review

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I opened it every day and I recorded myself drinking said beer

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And I promise, I swear it was the same lock code on the cans

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I'm that person that checks like can dates, packages, whatever

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Right

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So I was like, what the, you gotta be kidding me

360
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So I was really disappointed

361
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There were some new ones, but yeah, that was kind of like the last time I

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recorded was

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a lash 2023 advent calendar

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If you were to go back to the, to the podcast, that's the last recordings was

365
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24 days of

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me reviewing every, every single one

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And you'll hear it's pretty, they're like five to seven minutes long

368
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They try to be, I try to be quick about it cause like I'm coming home from work

369
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, dropping

370
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off whatever is in my pocket

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If I got to walk the dog, I got to walk the dog

372
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And then like I set up the equipment, you know, turn on Norad and then I crack

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a beer

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and I quickly review it so it's like, and then I got to go make dinner

375
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So that was kind of like the whole scenario every night

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So if it's still out there, if you want to listen to it, folks, sorry, that was

377
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a long

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winded

379
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Yes

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I have a podcast

381
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Thanks

382
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I tell you what I am on team

383
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I hate my voice

384
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It's weird

385
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It takes a lot of getting used to, to hear your voice

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It does

387
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And now like I've been like flex said last week, what am I doing for like 12

388
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years now?

389
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12 and a half years

390
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I've been doing it for so long

391
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Now when I hear my voice, I'm like, Oh, I don't sound right today

392
00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:04,570
Oh yeah

393
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Like, Oh, I sound tired or I sound sick or what?

394
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Like it just, I don't sound quite right

395
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I sound a little off now

396
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I know my voice too well

397
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It's weird and mildly narcissistic

398
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You can definitely tell when I'm tired

399
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Yeah

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Tonight

401
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Flexy ain't sweepy

402
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No

403
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Flexy's

404
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How's your booger sugar treating you?

405
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We good

406
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I wish people could see that reaction

407
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That was great

408
00:15:32,210 --> 00:15:33,210
Oh yeah

409
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Good time

410
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Yeah

411
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The, the fucking, uh, the Costco pack

412
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Oh, I did a highlight

413
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So when you're, I think this was, God, it was a 21 or 22

414
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I don't remember

415
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Your mom bought it

416
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Your sister bought it

417
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My sister-in-law bought it for me

418
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That's what it was

419
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She thought she was being nice

420
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She knows you're an alcoholic

421
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She knows I'm an alcoholic and she's 24 German beers

422
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She's like, Oh my God, yeah, the Costco, whatever pack and this, I'm like, and

423
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I, and that was

424
00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:03,870
the year where like all the grammars were doing it and they were talking about

425
00:16:03,870 --> 00:16:04,370
how garbage

426
00:16:04,370 --> 00:16:05,370
it was

427
00:16:05,370 --> 00:16:06,370
And I was like, Oh no

428
00:16:06,370 --> 00:16:07,370
Oh no

429
00:16:07,370 --> 00:16:08,370
22

430
00:16:08,370 --> 00:16:09,370
I think it was 22

431
00:16:09,370 --> 00:16:10,370
Yeah

432
00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:11,370
It wasn't last

433
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Yeah

434
00:16:12,370 --> 00:16:13,370
It was definitely, definitely was not last year

435
00:16:13,370 --> 00:16:14,370
Oh yeah

436
00:16:14,370 --> 00:16:18,409
22 was, I think is it 21, 22, definitely not 23

437
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And so I did a highlight, like a real highlight on Instagram instead of an

438
00:16:22,679 --> 00:16:23,730
episode for each

439
00:16:23,730 --> 00:16:28,570
one, just so everyone can see my face as I drank it for the first time

440
00:16:28,570 --> 00:16:32,600
And most of it was like, all right, now I'm drinking, you know, Juergen Fleur

441
00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:33,129
gen from

442
00:16:33,129 --> 00:16:37,370
Dusseldorf and sip

443
00:16:37,370 --> 00:16:39,570
Oh, that was so bad

444
00:16:39,570 --> 00:16:40,570
That was hard to get

445
00:16:40,570 --> 00:16:43,370
It got to the point where I was like, do I need to finish this box?

446
00:16:43,370 --> 00:16:46,809
Cause this is, Oh no

447
00:16:46,809 --> 00:16:47,809
So I don't know

448
00:16:47,809 --> 00:16:48,809
I poured them out

449
00:16:48,809 --> 00:16:50,730
I don't know if you guys poured them out or if you canned them

450
00:16:50,730 --> 00:16:51,730
I can't Greg

451
00:16:51,730 --> 00:16:52,730
I can't remember

452
00:16:52,730 --> 00:16:53,730
I can't remember

453
00:16:53,730 --> 00:16:55,649
I don't think I finished very many of them

454
00:16:55,649 --> 00:16:59,090
Oh, it just, it was a lot of aluminum flavor

455
00:16:59,090 --> 00:17:00,730
It tasted so tinny

456
00:17:00,730 --> 00:17:01,730
Yeah

457
00:17:01,730 --> 00:17:02,730
Yeah

458
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There were a lot of oxidized cans

459
00:17:03,929 --> 00:17:04,929
Yeah

460
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100%

461
00:17:05,929 --> 00:17:06,929
Yeah

462
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Good

463
00:17:07,929 --> 00:17:09,929
Everything tasted the same

464
00:17:09,929 --> 00:17:12,570
The stouts didn't taste like stouts

465
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There were a lot of hell

466
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I remember a lot of helices in 22

467
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Yes

468
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There was one IPA in there and I was psyched

469
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I was like, Oh, a little change up

470
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He poured it out and drank it

471
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And I said, yeah, that tasted like the helice I had

472
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Yeah

473
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Yeah

474
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Okay

475
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That's weird

476
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I think it was just the same beer in different cans

477
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It might've been

478
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Yeah

479
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This stouts really light

480
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I don't know what's happening here

481
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Why is it yellow?

482
00:17:40,130 --> 00:17:41,130
Yeah

483
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I felt so bad cause I was just ripping into these beers and I was like, dude, I

484
00:17:45,609 --> 00:17:46,089
love my

485
00:17:46,089 --> 00:17:47,089
time in Germany

486
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I spent five years over there

487
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It was the greatest, most boring beer I've ever had, but it was all outstanding

488
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Boring beer

489
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Right

490
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It was done right

491
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It was done right

492
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And it's just like, like outside of Enneagrin there's, you don't find it

493
00:18:00,109 --> 00:18:00,730
anywhere

494
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You have to buy exports or imports

495
00:18:03,410 --> 00:18:05,609
So then when I saw this advent calendar, I was like, yes

496
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And then they show you the cans on the side

497
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You don't know the days

498
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And as some of them, I was like, Oh, I actually had this one in Germany, had

499
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this one

500
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I was like, cool

501
00:18:13,690 --> 00:18:17,849
I get to have it again, but clearly not the same

502
00:18:17,849 --> 00:18:21,509
Remember they were packaged so long ago and they just shoved them into this gi

503
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ve pack

504
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and up the price

505
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Cause they were like 80, $90 at Costco

506
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It's insane

507
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It's like for 24 beers

508
00:18:28,250 --> 00:18:31,369
And I'm thinking about it and saying out loud, I'm like, wow, I'm such an idiot

509
00:18:31,369 --> 00:18:31,890
for buying

510
00:18:31,890 --> 00:18:32,890
three years in a row

511
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I would pay somebody $90 not to buy it

512
00:18:36,970 --> 00:18:37,970
Yeah

513
00:18:37,970 --> 00:18:40,960
That's why this year, this year was the first year I was like, I'm not, there's

514
00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:41,410
no way

515
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And I haven't

516
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We, we, we, as a, I have two kids, uh, as well flex and like, it's a Costco run

517
00:18:47,569 --> 00:18:48,089
every

518
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two weeks

519
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So I know they're about to get this advent calendar

520
00:18:52,450 --> 00:18:56,190
It's that time of year, late October, early November

521
00:18:56,190 --> 00:19:01,890
So I have to like fight every urge in my body to not buy it

522
00:19:01,890 --> 00:19:03,269
But cause I can't be a hard fight

523
00:19:03,269 --> 00:19:06,849
I can't, I should have just done this episode

524
00:19:07,849 --> 00:19:13,539
Yeah, this could be like, this is my AA to not get an advent calendar

525
00:19:13,539 --> 00:19:14,539
So gross

526
00:19:14,539 --> 00:19:15,539
It's bad

527
00:19:15,539 --> 00:19:16,539
So you lived in Germany

528
00:19:16,539 --> 00:19:17,539
You said, yeah, we did

529
00:19:17,539 --> 00:19:20,700
I have a buddy who has gone there quite frequently

530
00:19:20,700 --> 00:19:22,859
He said the best beer he's ever had

531
00:19:22,859 --> 00:19:26,339
It's a brewery that the beer is brewed by monks

532
00:19:26,339 --> 00:19:30,980
There are churches in Germany that brew beer and the monks brew beer

533
00:19:30,980 --> 00:19:31,980
Yes

534
00:19:31,980 --> 00:19:32,980
It's gross to me

535
00:19:32,980 --> 00:19:33,980
Yeah

536
00:19:33,980 --> 00:19:34,980
It's a, it's a thing over there

537
00:19:34,980 --> 00:19:46,099
Um, we, the U S had a American Trappist Monastery in Maine, uh, Spencer

538
00:19:46,099 --> 00:19:49,019
It was the first and thus far been the only one

539
00:19:49,019 --> 00:19:55,220
Unfortunately, it closed their doors end of 22, early 23

540
00:19:55,220 --> 00:20:01,900
Um, and I, as like a European beer nerd and Trappist nerd, I was like, yes, the

541
00:20:01,940 --> 00:20:02,940
Is on the map

542
00:20:02,940 --> 00:20:03,940
Hell yeah

543
00:20:03,940 --> 00:20:07,380
And then like, I think they lasted maybe seven years

544
00:20:07,380 --> 00:20:10,819
It's a really unfortunate, they made great beer

545
00:20:10,819 --> 00:20:13,900
They're like staple beer was so good

546
00:20:13,900 --> 00:20:15,859
The most mass mass, uh, distributed one

547
00:20:15,859 --> 00:20:16,859
It was so good

548
00:20:16,859 --> 00:20:22,690
I actually bought a gift pack from BevMo the year, the month I found out they

549
00:20:22,690 --> 00:20:24,099
were closing

550
00:20:24,099 --> 00:20:25,900
Uh, it's still, it's cellaring

551
00:20:25,900 --> 00:20:29,099
I kept it because I will break it

552
00:20:29,099 --> 00:20:32,210
I will probably break it open this Christmas because I think it's a Christmas

553
00:20:32,210 --> 00:20:33,059
ale and I

554
00:20:33,059 --> 00:20:34,619
bought it a year or two years ago

555
00:20:34,619 --> 00:20:36,339
So it's been aging for almost two years

556
00:20:36,339 --> 00:20:38,500
I'm that kind of person that like age

557
00:20:38,500 --> 00:20:41,859
I have, I have, Oh, you're a former cellar man

558
00:20:41,859 --> 00:20:44,579
So nobody's surprised

559
00:20:44,579 --> 00:20:45,579
Yeah

560
00:20:45,579 --> 00:20:47,259
I aged when we lived in Germany

561
00:20:47,259 --> 00:20:50,539
I bought a lot of Belgian beer and I bought the Roquefort 10

562
00:20:50,539 --> 00:20:56,579
I bought one every year, but I aged like I bought like a bunch of them and I

563
00:20:56,579 --> 00:20:57,700
aged a bunch

564
00:20:57,700 --> 00:21:01,349
So like my pseudo four to five year vertical of just Roquefort 10, there were,

565
00:21:01,349 --> 00:21:01,819
I mean,

566
00:21:01,819 --> 00:21:05,019
there were like a dollar 80 like, what do you do?

567
00:21:05,019 --> 00:21:06,019
Not a huge investment

568
00:21:06,019 --> 00:21:07,019
Yeah

569
00:21:07,019 --> 00:21:08,259
So, and I opened one every Christmas

570
00:21:08,259 --> 00:21:10,259
That was my Christmas beer every morning

571
00:21:10,259 --> 00:21:11,259
Nice

572
00:21:11,259 --> 00:21:15,849
The only time I drink beer at before 9am is Christmas morning and like with

573
00:21:15,849 --> 00:21:16,619
breakfast

574
00:21:16,619 --> 00:21:17,619
vacation

575
00:21:17,619 --> 00:21:21,140
No, I'm, we're trying to sleep in on vacation

576
00:21:21,140 --> 00:21:22,140
That's true

577
00:21:22,140 --> 00:21:23,140
Opposite over here

578
00:21:23,140 --> 00:21:24,140
We don't sleep in on vacation

579
00:21:24,140 --> 00:21:25,740
I'm excluding work here

580
00:21:25,740 --> 00:21:27,420
Like I'm excluding work

581
00:21:27,420 --> 00:21:28,420
It's sampling

582
00:21:28,420 --> 00:21:32,460
I have to QA crap at like 830 in the morning and it's just like a sip or two

583
00:21:32,460 --> 00:21:34,180
I'm like, uh, Nope

584
00:21:34,180 --> 00:21:35,180
That's definitely not ready

585
00:21:35,180 --> 00:21:36,420
You're like, this one's ready

586
00:21:36,420 --> 00:21:37,420
Pour me a full pint

587
00:21:37,420 --> 00:21:38,420
Would you?

588
00:21:38,420 --> 00:21:39,420
Yeah

589
00:21:39,420 --> 00:21:40,420
Right off the fermenter

590
00:21:40,420 --> 00:21:41,420
Yeah

591
00:21:41,420 --> 00:21:42,420
Still bubbling

592
00:21:42,420 --> 00:21:43,420
It's still warm

593
00:21:43,420 --> 00:21:44,420
Trigging this at 92 degrees

594
00:21:44,420 --> 00:21:45,420
Oh dear

595
00:21:45,420 --> 00:21:46,420
All right

596
00:21:46,420 --> 00:21:47,420
Wow

597
00:21:47,420 --> 00:21:52,230
Well, if anybody, you know what, this is my call to all the listeners who are

598
00:21:52,230 --> 00:21:52,819
dumb

599
00:21:52,819 --> 00:21:58,890
I mean, uh, new enough to buy the Costco advent calendar, please film it or

600
00:21:58,890 --> 00:22:00,819
record it or something

601
00:22:00,819 --> 00:22:02,819
and make sure we have access to it

602
00:22:02,819 --> 00:22:05,019
I would like to see this

603
00:22:05,019 --> 00:22:07,819
Maybe we could get like a Kickstarter going where we, yeah

604
00:22:07,819 --> 00:22:12,619
Somebody please buy the 2024 version so we know we were all right the last two

605
00:22:12,619 --> 00:22:13,220
or three

606
00:22:13,220 --> 00:22:14,220
years

607
00:22:14,220 --> 00:22:15,220
Yeah

608
00:22:15,220 --> 00:22:16,220
Let us know

609
00:22:16,220 --> 00:22:17,220
You know we are

610
00:22:17,220 --> 00:22:18,220
It's yeah

611
00:22:18,220 --> 00:22:19,660
I just want to hear how bad it is

612
00:22:19,660 --> 00:22:22,410
My favorite is, I won't call this person out, but I think Flex only who I'm

613
00:22:22,410 --> 00:22:23,980
talking about

614
00:22:23,980 --> 00:22:28,099
Last year, 23, by this point, like everyone knows it's garbage

615
00:22:28,099 --> 00:22:29,859
I'm the schmuck that didn't grade

616
00:22:29,859 --> 00:22:32,299
You're the second one

617
00:22:32,299 --> 00:22:36,640
Because there was one person in an engagement group where it was like every

618
00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:37,380
post was the

619
00:22:37,380 --> 00:22:41,369
advent calendar and they must've gotten it for free or something because every

620
00:22:41,369 --> 00:22:42,059
post talked

621
00:22:42,059 --> 00:22:48,119
about how great the beers were and I was like, what are you drinking compared

622
00:22:48,119 --> 00:22:49,180
to what I had

623
00:22:49,180 --> 00:22:50,180
so

624
00:22:50,180 --> 00:22:52,579
Do you want to talk about Flex?

625
00:22:52,579 --> 00:22:53,579
I think so

626
00:22:53,579 --> 00:22:58,710
We'll take it off air, but yeah, I was like, oh, and now I have to comment nice

627
00:22:58,710 --> 00:22:59,259
things

628
00:22:59,259 --> 00:23:00,259
about this Costco

629
00:23:00,259 --> 00:23:04,369
You could have had that first beer and just immediately been like, yeah, no, I

630
00:23:04,369 --> 00:23:04,859
'm not going

631
00:23:04,859 --> 00:23:05,859
to post these

632
00:23:05,859 --> 00:23:06,859
Yeah

633
00:23:06,859 --> 00:23:07,859
It's going to be a no from me

634
00:23:07,859 --> 00:23:08,859
It wasn't that hard

635
00:23:08,859 --> 00:23:09,859
Right

636
00:23:09,859 --> 00:23:10,859
So bad

637
00:23:10,859 --> 00:23:15,019
Anyways, I'm not going to sit here and say I am that person that posted every

638
00:23:15,019 --> 00:23:15,859
day either,

639
00:23:15,859 --> 00:23:21,509
but I may have been that person posting every day, but no, it was mostly to put

640
00:23:21,509 --> 00:23:22,500
the episode

641
00:23:22,500 --> 00:23:24,299
like, Hey, new episodes out

642
00:23:24,299 --> 00:23:25,819
This is what I drank

643
00:23:25,819 --> 00:23:27,140
And then like, go listen

644
00:23:27,140 --> 00:23:28,140
Yeah

645
00:23:28,140 --> 00:23:29,140
Go listen

646
00:23:29,140 --> 00:23:30,140
Yeah

647
00:23:30,140 --> 00:23:31,140
I didn't put it in the post

648
00:23:31,140 --> 00:23:32,579
I just made it like I made a post of the episode

649
00:23:32,579 --> 00:23:33,740
This person didn't have a podcast

650
00:23:33,740 --> 00:23:36,259
They just took pictures and posted how great it was

651
00:23:36,259 --> 00:23:40,420
Oh, I got a comment on the, it was because it wasn't that great

652
00:23:40,420 --> 00:23:41,420
It was not

653
00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:42,420
Yeah

654
00:23:42,420 --> 00:23:43,420
It's not great

655
00:23:43,420 --> 00:23:47,019
They don't post the advent calendars in Germany proper

656
00:23:47,019 --> 00:23:48,380
They don't send them out here

657
00:23:48,380 --> 00:23:53,450
The one we get is like, it's one of the bigger, like we'll call them beer

658
00:23:53,450 --> 00:23:54,740
distributors of

659
00:23:54,740 --> 00:23:55,740
Germany

660
00:23:55,740 --> 00:23:56,740
They have one in Germany

661
00:23:56,740 --> 00:23:58,779
That's different than what we get here

662
00:23:58,779 --> 00:23:59,779
Hopefully

663
00:23:59,779 --> 00:24:02,500
And then they have two more

664
00:24:02,500 --> 00:24:04,180
One of them's like a tongue in cheek

665
00:24:04,180 --> 00:24:07,980
It's all like, like taboo named beers

666
00:24:07,980 --> 00:24:12,059
Like these are the ones that I wish we would get

667
00:24:12,059 --> 00:24:17,549
And then you have like a real proper one that breweries make to distribute

668
00:24:17,549 --> 00:24:19,000
within Germany

669
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:24,119
That one I did two years of, and then I, they couldn't, in my region, they didn

670
00:24:24,119 --> 00:24:24,779
't send it

671
00:24:24,779 --> 00:24:25,779
out anymore

672
00:24:25,779 --> 00:24:26,779
Oh yeah

673
00:24:26,779 --> 00:24:27,779
That would suck

674
00:24:27,779 --> 00:24:30,460
Cause that was the one I was looking forward to every year

675
00:24:30,460 --> 00:24:33,059
Well hopefully somebody puts together like a halfway decent one

676
00:24:33,059 --> 00:24:34,059
I know

677
00:24:34,059 --> 00:24:35,119
That would be nice

678
00:24:35,119 --> 00:24:36,119
I had a business

679
00:24:36,119 --> 00:24:42,779
I had a business idea to, to collaborate with breweries every winter and make a

680
00:24:42,779 --> 00:24:43,759
custom advent

681
00:24:43,759 --> 00:24:44,759
calendar

682
00:24:44,759 --> 00:24:45,759
That would be awesome

683
00:24:45,759 --> 00:24:48,200
Like, but clearly you have to plan it out cause it's got to sit around for a

684
00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:48,480
little

685
00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:49,480
bit

686
00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:54,539
So you don't want like a wet or a fresh hop IPA from October sitting until

687
00:24:54,539 --> 00:24:55,599
December

688
00:24:55,599 --> 00:24:57,400
Like nobody's going to, that's going to be an awful beer

689
00:24:57,400 --> 00:25:01,190
So you're going to need to put this together in like, you know, August-ish

690
00:25:01,190 --> 00:25:02,160
probably

691
00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:06,059
When I worked in a grocery store, they would put old beer on clearance, you

692
00:25:06,059 --> 00:25:06,720
know, and then

693
00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:08,119
put it on like a sales rack

694
00:25:08,119 --> 00:25:09,599
Oh sure

695
00:25:09,599 --> 00:25:14,160
And you were talking about celebration last episode

696
00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:21,200
They had celebration on the clearance rack in December for the previous year

697
00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:22,200
Whoa

698
00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:28,319
And I just thought to myself, how bad would that taste?

699
00:25:28,319 --> 00:25:31,519
I couldn't get my, I couldn't get myself to buy a six pack of it

700
00:25:31,519 --> 00:25:36,759
I just couldn't, but I could only imagine how not great

701
00:25:36,759 --> 00:25:39,680
Was this bottled or the canned version?

702
00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:40,680
Bottled

703
00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:41,680
Oh no

704
00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:42,680
Yikes

705
00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:44,880
Oh yeah

706
00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:45,880
That's rough

707
00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:46,880
That is rough

708
00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:47,880
Now I wish I would've got it

709
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:49,559
Just to see

710
00:25:49,559 --> 00:25:50,559
For science dude

711
00:25:50,559 --> 00:25:51,559
Hey, you know what?

712
00:25:51,559 --> 00:25:52,559
Still better than the Costco package

713
00:25:52,559 --> 00:25:53,559
It would still be better

714
00:25:53,559 --> 00:25:54,559
Oh God

715
00:25:54,559 --> 00:25:55,559
Up in the air

716
00:25:55,559 --> 00:25:56,559
Oh fuck

717
00:25:56,559 --> 00:25:57,559
Yeah

718
00:25:57,559 --> 00:25:58,559
We'll find out

719
00:25:58,559 --> 00:25:59,559
The jury's still out

720
00:25:59,559 --> 00:26:00,559
Yeah, we'll find out

721
00:26:00,559 --> 00:26:01,559
We'll find out

722
00:26:01,559 --> 00:26:02,559
Oh fuck

723
00:26:02,559 --> 00:26:03,559
All right

724
00:26:03,559 --> 00:26:04,559
Let's, let's move on a little bit

725
00:26:04,559 --> 00:26:09,329
A week or so ago, a couple of weeks, I guess a couple of weeks ago, went to a

726
00:26:09,329 --> 00:26:10,279
comedy night

727
00:26:10,279 --> 00:26:11,279
at a brewery

728
00:26:11,279 --> 00:26:13,359
Have you guys ever done one of these?

729
00:26:13,359 --> 00:26:14,359
No

730
00:26:14,359 --> 00:26:15,359
I shy away from it

731
00:26:15,359 --> 00:26:16,359
Not yet

732
00:26:16,359 --> 00:26:17,359
I want to, but not yet

733
00:26:17,359 --> 00:26:20,630
Somebody was going like, Hey, we're going to, I won't mention the brewery

734
00:26:20,630 --> 00:26:21,220
because it

735
00:26:21,220 --> 00:26:24,000
was super fucking awkward

736
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,359
I was like, Oh, okay

737
00:26:26,359 --> 00:26:28,240
So, but that's not the brewery's fault

738
00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:29,240
Right?

739
00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:30,240
No, no, no, no

740
00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:31,240
That's not the brewery's fault

741
00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:35,650
They have hired or partnered with, or something, a person who puts on these

742
00:26:35,650 --> 00:26:36,839
events, a hundred

743
00:26:36,839 --> 00:26:38,640
percent, not the brewery's fault

744
00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:39,640
Still not going to mention the brewery

745
00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:43,119
Cause then you'd figure out potentially who the comedians were or something

746
00:26:43,119 --> 00:26:47,720
But it was put on by a person who was not very funny

747
00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:49,359
They had four comedians in total

748
00:26:49,359 --> 00:26:51,079
The last one was actually decently funny

749
00:26:51,079 --> 00:26:53,559
Like, Oh, I would actually go see this person as a comedian

750
00:26:53,559 --> 00:26:55,319
Like they're, they're good at this

751
00:26:55,319 --> 00:26:56,319
They're funny

752
00:26:56,319 --> 00:26:57,799
They've clearly been doing this

753
00:26:57,799 --> 00:27:02,230
But like the first two people to come up kind of seems like it was their first

754
00:27:02,230 --> 00:27:03,000
night ever

755
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:04,960
doing standup

756
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:06,720
One lady, she was a little older

757
00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:13,000
I'm guessing she was in her like early sixties and had a real shaky voice and

758
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:14,559
kept forgetting

759
00:27:14,559 --> 00:27:19,160
the setups to her punchlines so bad

760
00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:22,369
At what point she started to tell us this, you know, in quotes, the story to

761
00:27:22,369 --> 00:27:22,880
get to the

762
00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:27,680
punchline, she cuts herself off and it's like, Oh, first I should tell you

763
00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:30,160
And she told us the first, she should tell us

764
00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:33,440
And then never got back to the story and just hit the punchline

765
00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:36,839
And we're all staring at her like, Ooh, what?

766
00:27:36,839 --> 00:27:40,039
And that was about her entire set

767
00:27:40,039 --> 00:27:41,039
One guy got up there

768
00:27:41,039 --> 00:27:42,319
He wasn't bad at first

769
00:27:42,319 --> 00:27:44,640
You know, he brought the energy

770
00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:50,809
He seemed like he'd done this before, but as his set went on, he kept checking

771
00:27:50,809 --> 00:27:51,920
his phone

772
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:53,960
Clearly he was working, workshopping some material

773
00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:54,960
Kept checking his phone

774
00:27:54,960 --> 00:27:55,960
Fine

775
00:27:55,960 --> 00:27:56,960
Not a, not a big deal

776
00:27:56,960 --> 00:28:00,000
Except you look at his phone and go, Oh yeah, this one

777
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:04,480
And then he'd tell the joke and if it worked, you know, he'd move on

778
00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:07,369
And if it didn't work, you're like, all right, well you guys don't like that

779
00:28:07,369 --> 00:28:07,720
one

780
00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:09,880
How about this one?

781
00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:12,319
Oh, that's so repeating

782
00:28:12,319 --> 00:28:13,319
It was so late

783
00:28:13,319 --> 00:28:15,420
Cause like the first five minutes and they're all short sets for like 15

784
00:28:15,420 --> 00:28:15,839
minutes

785
00:28:15,839 --> 00:28:17,680
That's the first five minutes he was on it

786
00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:21,200
It was like he had to memorize, he was going, it was not the best jokes in the

787
00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:21,839
world, but

788
00:28:21,839 --> 00:28:23,319
it was decent

789
00:28:23,319 --> 00:28:24,319
Energy was there

790
00:28:24,319 --> 00:28:28,039
And then it was like phone time and I was like, Ooh, this is rough

791
00:28:28,039 --> 00:28:29,359
This is so rough

792
00:28:29,359 --> 00:28:33,269
The host, when she opened the show, you know, like the host to tell a few jokes

793
00:28:33,269 --> 00:28:33,920
, bring out

794
00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:36,279
a comic, a few jokes, comic, whatever

795
00:28:36,279 --> 00:28:38,519
She starts asking people in the crowd, like, Hey, what do you do?

796
00:28:38,519 --> 00:28:40,759
And people were really shy

797
00:28:40,759 --> 00:28:43,920
And she goes, well, clearly you're a secret agent cause you won't tell me

798
00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:45,759
And I'm like, all right, funny

799
00:28:45,759 --> 00:28:46,759
Ha ha

800
00:28:46,759 --> 00:28:48,799
Then she latched onto the secret agent thing

801
00:28:48,799 --> 00:28:52,200
And that was the only joke she ran with the rest of the night

802
00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:55,099
Every time she'd come back out between comics, like, all right, tell my secret

803
00:28:55,099 --> 00:28:55,559
agents in

804
00:28:55,559 --> 00:29:00,599
the crowd, any CIA, you know, it was so bad

805
00:29:00,599 --> 00:29:04,920
Like it was, it was, you know, crickets bad

806
00:29:04,920 --> 00:29:06,880
Oh man, really?

807
00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:11,329
It was, it was, it was to a point where I was laughing at how bad it was, which

808
00:29:11,329 --> 00:29:11,720
is not

809
00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:15,319
the laughs you want, but at least I was laughing, I guess

810
00:29:15,319 --> 00:29:17,559
The wife doesn't do awkward very well

811
00:29:17,559 --> 00:29:19,920
So she was just cringing the whole time while I was pregnant

812
00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:20,920
That's me

813
00:29:20,920 --> 00:29:21,920
I don't enjoy it

814
00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:24,720
Oh, like, yeah, like the wife did not love the office

815
00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:27,440
Like I loved the office too awkward for her

816
00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:31,680
So that's her, she doesn't do that style of comedy

817
00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:36,039
But anyways, there's no moral to this story other than like, it was bad

818
00:29:36,039 --> 00:29:38,279
You guys should probably vet your comics a little bit

819
00:29:38,279 --> 00:29:43,119
If you got a good one, give them some more time than the shitty ones

820
00:29:43,119 --> 00:29:45,839
Look all the credit in the world to the old lady who went up there for, I

821
00:29:45,839 --> 00:29:46,480
really hope

822
00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:47,480
it was her first time

823
00:29:47,480 --> 00:29:49,559
Cause if it wasn't that she should just stop

824
00:29:49,559 --> 00:29:53,980
But um, cause obviously I don't do that, but uh, yeah, early mid sixties, what

825
00:29:53,980 --> 00:29:54,420
an age to

826
00:29:54,420 --> 00:29:56,000
get into comedy

827
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:57,000
Yeah

828
00:29:57,000 --> 00:30:01,900
And her stories, like all her stories that were supposed to lead to punchlines

829
00:30:01,900 --> 00:30:02,619
fell apart

830
00:30:02,619 --> 00:30:03,619
like mid story

831
00:30:03,619 --> 00:30:06,980
Like she was talking about working from home, but then also talked about being

832
00:30:06,980 --> 00:30:07,680
a masseuse

833
00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:11,059
I was like, wait, you do massages from home

834
00:30:11,059 --> 00:30:13,400
Is that a thing that you go to clients?

835
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:16,910
I feel like a great joke would have been something like how she was single and

836
00:30:16,910 --> 00:30:17,680
she was trying

837
00:30:17,680 --> 00:30:23,160
to get back out there and she went, went out and took a guy home

838
00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:28,029
Then before they slept together, she handed him a can of pledge because it had

839
00:30:28,029 --> 00:30:28,279
been a

840
00:30:28,279 --> 00:30:29,279
while

841
00:30:29,279 --> 00:30:38,490
That would have been better than any of the jokes she told, I feel like, you

842
00:30:38,490 --> 00:30:40,559
know, just

843
00:30:40,559 --> 00:30:42,000
got a lot of time on your hands

844
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:44,039
You know, 63 lived a lot of life

845
00:30:44,039 --> 00:30:45,039
Yeah, no

846
00:30:45,039 --> 00:30:47,660
Like I said, we heard a lot about her husband, but like also learn nothing

847
00:30:47,660 --> 00:30:48,400
about her husband

848
00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:49,400
at the same time

849
00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:51,000
Oh, it was very strange

850
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:52,000
Very strange

851
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:55,720
So anyway, you know, John, and now you have no idea who this John guy is

852
00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:56,720
All right

853
00:30:56,720 --> 00:30:57,720
Yeah

854
00:30:57,720 --> 00:30:58,720
So I told you about John earlier

855
00:30:58,720 --> 00:30:59,720
Right?

856
00:30:59,720 --> 00:31:00,720
Yeah

857
00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:01,720
Anyways

858
00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:05,220
So my girlfriend and I were out of the bar and it was that kind of like, Oh man

859
00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:06,920
So anyway, I don't know

860
00:31:06,920 --> 00:31:07,920
There's no point to that

861
00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:10,559
But, um, but yeah, that was good times

862
00:31:10,559 --> 00:31:14,849
A couple of weeks ago I decided to, and we talked about this, I think when

863
00:31:14,849 --> 00:31:15,440
Erica was

864
00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:20,160
on the show, um, make chat GPT, come up with some beer questions for me

865
00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:21,160
No

866
00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:22,160
Yeah

867
00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:24,880
Last, last time it was, uh, what's the name of a horrible beer or whatever,

868
00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:25,480
based on your

869
00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:27,400
last text message or something like that

870
00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:28,400
Or the name of it

871
00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:29,400
Yeah

872
00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:30,400
The boobs one

873
00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:31,400
Yeah

874
00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:32,400
No fake tits

875
00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:33,400
Yeah

876
00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:34,400
Yeah

877
00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:35,400
Which we got some comments about

878
00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:37,079
Some people were mad that you didn't like fake tits

879
00:31:37,079 --> 00:31:41,160
Uh, this one flex, we'll start with you

880
00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:47,440
If you could turn any non beer food or drink into a beer, what would it be?

881
00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:51,680
I mean, non beer food or drink like, like turn nachos into a beer

882
00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:52,680
Yeah

883
00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:54,559
Like you could turn something that's not beer into beer

884
00:31:54,559 --> 00:31:55,559
What would it be?

885
00:31:55,559 --> 00:31:58,480
And why would it be an absolute disaster?

886
00:31:58,480 --> 00:32:02,799
A disaster home, man

887
00:32:02,799 --> 00:32:09,990
Uh, probably margar, like turn a margarita into beer because anything tequila

888
00:32:09,990 --> 00:32:10,720
barrel

889
00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:14,720
aged is terrible throwing up already

890
00:32:14,720 --> 00:32:15,720
Right?

891
00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:19,400
So I feel like that would be the gross one

892
00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:21,420
Like the easy gross one

893
00:32:21,420 --> 00:32:23,119
You had me at tequila

894
00:32:23,119 --> 00:32:25,680
Nachos was my first thought, but I like nachos

895
00:32:25,680 --> 00:32:26,680
Yeah

896
00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:33,029
Who doesn't like nachos, but if you're going to ferment cheese, yeah, that's,

897
00:32:33,029 --> 00:32:33,759
that's a

898
00:32:33,759 --> 00:32:35,759
disaster, man

899
00:32:35,759 --> 00:32:38,039
Oh, what say you?

900
00:32:38,039 --> 00:32:39,039
For both of you

901
00:32:39,039 --> 00:32:40,519
I hate peanut butter

902
00:32:40,519 --> 00:32:43,960
I hate pickles and I hate liver

903
00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:48,640
We've already had many, many peanut butter beers flex a couple of weeks ago

904
00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:54,200
You had one, the PB and J beer, uh, pickle beers making for some reason

905
00:32:54,200 --> 00:32:55,480
It's the thing again

906
00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:56,480
I don't know why

907
00:32:56,480 --> 00:32:57,480
I don't know why either

908
00:32:57,480 --> 00:32:58,480
I like pickles

909
00:32:58,480 --> 00:33:03,480
I've had a pickle goza, I've had a pickle says, or I think I had a pickle sa

910
00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:04,759
ison, cucumber

911
00:33:04,759 --> 00:33:05,759
saison

912
00:33:05,759 --> 00:33:06,759
So almost a pickle

913
00:33:06,759 --> 00:33:07,759
Same thing

914
00:33:07,759 --> 00:33:08,759
Basically

915
00:33:08,759 --> 00:33:14,609
Uh, but like, so liver, like that flavor, cause there are people that like

916
00:33:14,609 --> 00:33:15,440
liver

917
00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:16,440
I don't know why

918
00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:17,440
Yeah

919
00:33:17,440 --> 00:33:18,440
If you're 80

920
00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:24,319
So, Hey, maybe the 60 some odd year old comedian may enjoy liver

921
00:33:24,319 --> 00:33:25,319
I don't know

922
00:33:25,319 --> 00:33:31,880
So like, so I had this beer last week, like liver, liver, worse, worse lager

923
00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:40,210
I don't, I don't even know, man, like that's just one, uh, kimchi, kimchi, pale

924
00:33:40,210 --> 00:33:40,759
ale

925
00:33:40,759 --> 00:33:46,680
Like I feel like, I feel like you're picking things that are easily disasters

926
00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:53,180
A nacho beer would probably be a disaster, but like if you're, are we talking

927
00:33:53,180 --> 00:33:54,200
like nachos

928
00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:59,240
with cheese cream, like cream cheese, you're saying liver's gross, right?

929
00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:00,720
Which is, but nachos are not gross

930
00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:03,319
I'm not saying that is delicious

931
00:34:03,319 --> 00:34:06,670
So we're talking something that is edible and good and then turns into disaster

932
00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:07,920
Oh, okay

933
00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:10,279
I think that's, I think that's the fun of it

934
00:34:10,279 --> 00:34:15,400
So then they would be still kimchi, like a kimchi, because kimchi is delicious

935
00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:21,389
And, but like thinking of a fermented, fermented cabbage with Korean chili

936
00:34:21,389 --> 00:34:22,679
peppers for six

937
00:34:22,679 --> 00:34:27,920
months and then you put in a beer, no thanks, nope

938
00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:31,300
And I've had a sriracha pale ale, I've had a sriracha stout, I've had spiced

939
00:34:31,300 --> 00:34:31,880
beers

940
00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:36,929
We, uh, institution over the hill, over the grade over here makes it a great

941
00:34:36,929 --> 00:34:37,440
Thai chili

942
00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:38,880
white walls

943
00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:43,079
And I'm not a pepper beer guy, I'm a pepper stout guy

944
00:34:43,079 --> 00:34:47,119
I'm I, it's the one style when someone asks me, what are you not like?

945
00:34:47,119 --> 00:34:49,039
It's like, this is what I normally say

946
00:34:49,039 --> 00:34:50,880
I don't like any spice in my beers

947
00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:55,880
But for, I don't know how they do it, but institution just dials it just right

948
00:34:55,880 --> 00:34:59,659
I've had it from both ends of the spectrum, all pepper is literally a carbon

949
00:34:59,659 --> 00:35:00,440
ated vegetable

950
00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:04,480
juice or did you actually put peppers in it?

951
00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:05,480
Right?

952
00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:11,000
But institution has found that balance and it's incredible

953
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:15,389
So I would still say a kimchi pale ale, like that would be an awful beer, like

954
00:35:15,389 --> 00:35:16,039
an actually

955
00:35:16,039 --> 00:35:17,559
properly fermented kimchi

956
00:35:17,559 --> 00:35:19,119
And then you use that in a, in a beer

957
00:35:19,119 --> 00:35:20,519
No, that's going to, yeah, no

958
00:35:20,519 --> 00:35:23,949
I don't remember if this was an on-air conversation or an off-air conversation,

959
00:35:23,949 --> 00:35:24,599
but I'm going

960
00:35:24,599 --> 00:35:31,550
to go back to our talk about red lobster, the cheddar biscuit beer, like what's

961
00:35:31,550 --> 00:35:31,710
better

962
00:35:31,710 --> 00:35:32,710
than those cheddar biscuits

963
00:35:32,710 --> 00:35:35,869
What would make a worse beer than those cheddar biscuits?

964
00:35:35,869 --> 00:35:41,760
I don't know the breadiness, it might not be terrible, like a nice cheddar

965
00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:44,269
biscuit lager

966
00:35:44,269 --> 00:35:50,630
A little cheese on the back end

967
00:35:50,630 --> 00:35:51,630
Dry cheesed

968
00:35:51,630 --> 00:35:52,630
Yeah

969
00:35:52,630 --> 00:35:53,630
Bread-y up front

970
00:35:53,630 --> 00:35:57,949
Well, look, between the three of us, one of us can make that happen

971
00:35:57,949 --> 00:36:02,869
Just saying, and it's not flex and it's not Greg

972
00:36:02,869 --> 00:36:08,699
I'll tell you what, I've had Chicago style hot dog beer and I've had sushi beer

973
00:36:10,389 --> 00:36:16,320
And they're both are pretty solid, like the wasabi through the sushi beer and

974
00:36:16,320 --> 00:36:16,949
like you

975
00:36:16,949 --> 00:36:20,989
could taste like the sport pepper through the hot dog beer

976
00:36:20,989 --> 00:36:21,989
It was wonderful

977
00:36:21,989 --> 00:36:25,110
We'll move on quickly from that

978
00:36:25,110 --> 00:36:31,219
We were talking off air, Boris, you were talking about some research you did

979
00:36:31,219 --> 00:36:32,550
recently

980
00:36:32,550 --> 00:36:33,550
Yeah

981
00:36:33,550 --> 00:36:38,030
Headed down to Santa Ana, north of Tustin, that orange

982
00:36:38,030 --> 00:36:41,170
And I immediately perked up because I have to go down there for work all the

983
00:36:41,170 --> 00:36:41,630
time

984
00:36:41,630 --> 00:36:42,630
Yeah

985
00:36:42,630 --> 00:36:47,989
Bearded Tang, unreal spot, like unreal spot

986
00:36:47,989 --> 00:36:52,949
They make kind of almost everything, but they do it right

987
00:36:52,949 --> 00:36:57,989
So they have like an outstanding German pilsner

988
00:36:57,989 --> 00:37:02,510
And when I say outstanding, like we have endocrine in our county that just like

989
00:37:02,510 --> 00:37:03,070
kills it all

990
00:37:03,070 --> 00:37:04,309
the time

991
00:37:04,309 --> 00:37:12,250
So to be down there in like basically a strip mall with a food court for Vent

992
00:37:12,250 --> 00:37:13,510
ura County

993
00:37:13,510 --> 00:37:17,989
listeners, like the annex at the collection and a, I don't know, I think it's a

994
00:37:17,989 --> 00:37:18,989
10 barrel

995
00:37:18,989 --> 00:37:21,349
brew house dropped into the back of the annex

996
00:37:21,349 --> 00:37:23,550
Like that's what Bearded Tang is

997
00:37:23,550 --> 00:37:30,210
So they had a Czech pilsner that was like the light version of their main Czech

998
00:37:30,210 --> 00:37:31,269
pilsners,

999
00:37:31,269 --> 00:37:37,510
42% had that just the clarity, the flavor was spot on 42%

1000
00:37:37,510 --> 00:37:40,510
I mean like, how do you get so much flavor in 42?

1001
00:37:40,510 --> 00:37:41,510
Then the German pilsner

1002
00:37:41,510 --> 00:37:47,750
Then they also made a crystal weizen, which is like rare

1003
00:37:47,750 --> 00:37:54,230
Like even in Germany, it's just not a common style, but it is a common style

1004
00:37:54,230 --> 00:37:55,829
It's been around forever

1005
00:37:55,829 --> 00:38:00,380
So you get all the benefits of the aroma of a hefeweizen, but you don't get the

1006
00:38:00,380 --> 00:38:01,150
heaviness

1007
00:38:01,150 --> 00:38:04,429
of the yeast and the wheat and it's crystal

1008
00:38:04,429 --> 00:38:05,429
It's unreal

1009
00:38:05,429 --> 00:38:06,429
It's so good

1010
00:38:06,429 --> 00:38:08,309
Is it still banana-y and stuff?

1011
00:38:08,309 --> 00:38:09,309
Still banana-y

1012
00:38:09,309 --> 00:38:14,070
Like you get, it's kind of like an anomaly because you shouldn't get it because

1013
00:38:14,070 --> 00:38:14,309
it's

1014
00:38:14,309 --> 00:38:16,949
filtered out, but you still get it

1015
00:38:16,949 --> 00:38:20,429
And it's crushable is like 5%, five and a half at most

1016
00:38:20,429 --> 00:38:24,199
If I'm ever down there again, it's the only place I will go because now I have,

1017
00:38:24,199 --> 00:38:24,550
not only

1018
00:38:24,550 --> 00:38:29,239
do I have like basically a food court's worth of food, I have this brewery that

1019
00:38:29,239 --> 00:38:30,110
's just killing

1020
00:38:30,110 --> 00:38:34,369
it and they happen to have like IPAs, pale ales, hazies, like the other stuff

1021
00:38:34,369 --> 00:38:35,030
that every

1022
00:38:35,030 --> 00:38:36,989
other California brewery is doing

1023
00:38:36,989 --> 00:38:41,510
So like when you can kill it with lagers and old world styles and then still

1024
00:38:41,510 --> 00:38:42,469
have new world

1025
00:38:42,469 --> 00:38:45,989
stuff, it's like, okay, you're on my radar and they're outstanding

1026
00:38:45,989 --> 00:38:49,389
Well, I always say like if I walk into a new brewery, I'm judging them on their

1027
00:38:49,389 --> 00:38:49,989
lagers

1028
00:38:49,989 --> 00:38:53,030
That's how you know anything else is going to be good

1029
00:38:53,030 --> 00:38:55,989
If you're making a lager, you have to know how to do a lager

1030
00:38:55,989 --> 00:38:56,989
Right

1031
00:38:56,989 --> 00:38:57,989
Exactly

1032
00:38:57,989 --> 00:39:01,559
So I'm always putting a lager or two in there and obviously I'm drinking that

1033
00:39:01,559 --> 00:39:02,190
before, you

1034
00:39:02,190 --> 00:39:03,630
know, get to the IPAs or whatever

1035
00:39:03,630 --> 00:39:06,900
As soon as I hit that lager, I'm like, this is either going to be a good

1036
00:39:06,900 --> 00:39:07,750
experience or

1037
00:39:07,750 --> 00:39:08,750
a bad experience

1038
00:39:08,750 --> 00:39:11,670
If you can do that right, you can do everything

1039
00:39:11,670 --> 00:39:12,670
Yeah

1040
00:39:12,670 --> 00:39:16,690
That's, and for us too, like we only have one core lagers, our single spirit,

1041
00:39:16,690 --> 00:39:17,429
our American

1042
00:39:17,429 --> 00:39:22,789
light lager, but like that is, we cannot fuck that beer up

1043
00:39:22,789 --> 00:39:25,829
Like it has to be spot on

1044
00:39:25,829 --> 00:39:27,869
There's nothing hot, you can't hide it

1045
00:39:27,869 --> 00:39:31,469
Like you can't hide anything in any lager, not even an IPL

1046
00:39:31,469 --> 00:39:32,590
You can't hide anything

1047
00:39:32,590 --> 00:39:38,690
So you have to take care of that style and if you are a brewery that can do it

1048
00:39:38,690 --> 00:39:39,230
right,

1049
00:39:39,230 --> 00:39:40,230
you will succeed

1050
00:39:40,230 --> 00:39:41,230
It's true

1051
00:39:41,230 --> 00:39:46,110
And if you fuck it up, yeah, just pop the shit out of it

1052
00:39:46,110 --> 00:39:47,110
You'll never sell it

1053
00:39:47,110 --> 00:39:49,869
And then if you can make an IPA, then cool

1054
00:39:49,869 --> 00:39:55,280
But like if you know how to make a lager, even just a generic lager, even a p

1055
00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:55,710
ilsner,

1056
00:39:55,710 --> 00:39:56,710
you'll succeed

1057
00:39:56,710 --> 00:39:57,710
In my opinion, you'll succeed

1058
00:39:57,710 --> 00:39:58,710
Yeah

1059
00:39:58,710 --> 00:40:02,880
Well, I'm, I'm down there all the time for work, so I'm, you know, hit up a

1060
00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:04,110
green cheek

1061
00:40:04,110 --> 00:40:05,110
all the time

1062
00:40:05,110 --> 00:40:06,110
Oh, that's on my list

1063
00:40:06,110 --> 00:40:07,110
I need to go to green cheek

1064
00:40:07,110 --> 00:40:08,110
So good

1065
00:40:08,110 --> 00:40:09,230
Hit up everywhere when I can

1066
00:40:09,230 --> 00:40:11,190
Have you been to everywhere yet?

1067
00:40:11,190 --> 00:40:12,869
Oh, you're missing out

1068
00:40:12,869 --> 00:40:13,869
Yeah

1069
00:40:13,869 --> 00:40:17,630
I'm not missing on that drive, but yes, I am missing out

1070
00:40:17,630 --> 00:40:18,630
Radiant when I can

1071
00:40:18,630 --> 00:40:21,389
There's some good beer down there in Orange County

1072
00:40:21,389 --> 00:40:22,389
Love Radiant

1073
00:40:22,389 --> 00:40:23,389
I've yet to go to beer

1074
00:40:23,389 --> 00:40:26,269
I had like one or two of Solomon at a couple of festivals

1075
00:40:26,269 --> 00:40:29,070
What I've had, I remember being really good, but I need to go check them out

1076
00:40:29,070 --> 00:40:32,820
I'll be down there for work more than I'd like to admit for like the month of

1077
00:40:32,820 --> 00:40:33,590
November

1078
00:40:33,590 --> 00:40:37,110
So hopefully get some, some opportunities down there

1079
00:40:37,110 --> 00:40:38,110
Noice

1080
00:40:38,110 --> 00:40:39,110
Noice

1081
00:40:39,110 --> 00:40:40,110
All right

1082
00:40:40,110 --> 00:40:42,050
Ludicrous libation law

1083
00:40:42,050 --> 00:40:46,150
This one comes to us from Ms Misery

1084
00:40:46,150 --> 00:40:47,590
Oh

1085
00:40:47,590 --> 00:40:55,059
All under 21 who do simple things such as taking out the trash that may have an

1086
00:40:55,059 --> 00:40:55,469
empty

1087
00:40:55,469 --> 00:41:00,230
alcohol beverage container are at risk of being arrested

1088
00:41:00,230 --> 00:41:04,039
The laws are so strict that technically police can arrest them for illegal

1089
00:41:04,039 --> 00:41:04,869
possession of

1090
00:41:04,869 --> 00:41:05,869
alcohol

1091
00:41:05,869 --> 00:41:08,670
So if you have like an empty beer can and you're under 21, you can be arrested

1092
00:41:08,670 --> 00:41:11,590
It's a pretty Missouri sounding thing

1093
00:41:11,590 --> 00:41:12,590
Yeah

1094
00:41:12,590 --> 00:41:16,070
Your, your child is doing their chore and they may not come back inside

1095
00:41:16,070 --> 00:41:17,070
Right

1096
00:41:17,070 --> 00:41:18,070
They may be arrested

1097
00:41:18,070 --> 00:41:19,070
Yeah

1098
00:41:19,070 --> 00:41:22,550
But like, does the cop just guess, Hey, what's in that bag?

1099
00:41:22,550 --> 00:41:28,130
It's like a fucking pinata party then like it was take turns bashing the bag

1100
00:41:28,130 --> 00:41:29,150
until split's

1101
00:41:29,150 --> 00:41:33,690
open and they might see a alcohol container, get their nightstick out and come

1102
00:41:33,690 --> 00:41:34,230
here, kid

1103
00:41:34,230 --> 00:41:35,230
Yeah

1104
00:41:35,230 --> 00:41:37,070
Would you, would you, would you gotten that a black trash bag?

1105
00:41:37,070 --> 00:41:38,070
Yeah

1106
00:41:38,070 --> 00:41:39,070
Hey little Billy

1107
00:41:39,070 --> 00:41:40,070
What you doing tonight?

1108
00:41:40,070 --> 00:41:41,070
Yeah

1109
00:41:41,070 --> 00:41:42,070
Entrapment

1110
00:41:42,070 --> 00:41:44,409
You know, it's like they just park in the alleys behind the bars and waiting

1111
00:41:44,409 --> 00:41:44,789
for the

1112
00:41:44,789 --> 00:41:49,829
bar back to take out the trash and Oh no

1113
00:41:49,829 --> 00:41:50,829
Where are you going?

1114
00:41:50,829 --> 00:41:55,369
Young man, whenever they got some kid who's like 18 that they can't stand cause

1115
00:41:55,369 --> 00:41:55,789
he's,

1116
00:41:55,789 --> 00:41:57,989
you know, they always catch them smoking weed or some shit

1117
00:41:57,989 --> 00:42:01,889
There's a guy, what's this in your back pocket and like plant an empty beer can

1118
00:42:01,889 --> 00:42:02,670
on home and

1119
00:42:02,670 --> 00:42:03,670
yeah

1120
00:42:03,670 --> 00:42:09,349
Well, he can't fire him cause he hasn't done anything wrong, but he sucks

1121
00:42:09,349 --> 00:42:18,130
Hey Billy, you know, a guy at the police department take out this trash, stake

1122
00:42:18,130 --> 00:42:20,869
out, stake up for

1123
00:42:20,869 --> 00:42:21,869
empty beer cans

1124
00:42:21,869 --> 00:42:22,869
Hey there

1125
00:42:22,869 --> 00:42:23,869
Yeah

1126
00:42:23,869 --> 00:42:24,869
Yeah

1127
00:42:24,869 --> 00:42:25,869
One person happened

1128
00:42:25,869 --> 00:42:26,869
Yeah

1129
00:42:26,869 --> 00:42:27,869
Empty beer cans in that trash

1130
00:42:27,869 --> 00:42:28,869
Why?

1131
00:42:28,869 --> 00:42:29,869
G officer

1132
00:42:29,869 --> 00:42:37,789
I don't think I do the pinata stick done

1133
00:42:37,789 --> 00:42:38,789
You're done

1134
00:42:38,789 --> 00:42:39,789
Yeah

1135
00:42:39,789 --> 00:42:40,789
Fucking Missouri for you

1136
00:42:40,789 --> 00:42:41,789
What a weird law

1137
00:42:41,789 --> 00:42:42,789
Land of Budweiser

1138
00:42:42,789 --> 00:42:43,789
Weird law

1139
00:42:43,789 --> 00:42:44,789
Yeah

1140
00:42:44,789 --> 00:42:48,150
You would think the land of Budweiser would be a little more beer friendly

1141
00:42:48,150 --> 00:42:49,150
Yeah

1142
00:42:49,150 --> 00:42:53,190
There's billions of cans being tossed or cans or bottles

1143
00:42:53,190 --> 00:42:56,630
I mean, not everybody recycles

1144
00:42:56,630 --> 00:42:57,630
Let's be real

1145
00:42:57,630 --> 00:42:58,630
No, they don't

1146
00:42:58,630 --> 00:42:59,630
Especially not in Missouri

1147
00:42:59,630 --> 00:43:01,909
No, I think it's against the law

1148
00:43:01,909 --> 00:43:03,150
They hide it in the Ozarks

1149
00:43:03,150 --> 00:43:04,150
Right

1150
00:43:04,150 --> 00:43:05,150
Exactly

1151
00:43:05,150 --> 00:43:06,150
Toss it

1152
00:43:06,150 --> 00:43:11,489
Anyway, so, uh, all right, that's Missouri little news for a get up out of here

1153
00:43:11,829 --> 00:43:19,039
Uh, flex new Harris is going to, uh, add a $55 million addition to their

1154
00:43:19,039 --> 00:43:19,909
operations

1155
00:43:19,909 --> 00:43:23,469
I heard the, uh, they're getting into distilling

1156
00:43:23,469 --> 00:43:24,469
Yeah

1157
00:43:24,469 --> 00:43:27,570
The new addition will include space for brewing and distilling as well as

1158
00:43:27,570 --> 00:43:28,429
retail and office

1159
00:43:28,429 --> 00:43:29,469
space

1160
00:43:29,469 --> 00:43:33,619
We received thousands of visitors, but our current pay visitor parking holds 53

1161
00:43:33,619 --> 00:43:34,230
stalls

1162
00:43:34,230 --> 00:43:38,610
This has created congestion on our site and has forced us to be closed on the

1163
00:43:38,610 --> 00:43:39,510
weekends

1164
00:43:39,510 --> 00:43:42,280
What kind of breweries closed on the, I was just going to say, I didn't know

1165
00:43:42,280 --> 00:43:42,789
you were

1166
00:43:42,789 --> 00:43:43,789
going to have that in there

1167
00:43:43,789 --> 00:43:45,789
I was going to say they're closed on the weekend

1168
00:43:45,789 --> 00:43:46,789
That's insane

1169
00:43:46,789 --> 00:43:47,789
I had no idea

1170
00:43:47,789 --> 00:43:50,750
You think such a big brewery, you know, they're old people, right?

1171
00:43:50,750 --> 00:43:54,469
And old people like going, they should start comedy drives, you know?

1172
00:43:54,469 --> 00:43:55,469
Yeah

1173
00:43:55,469 --> 00:43:56,469
Oh, my mom would be terrible

1174
00:43:56,469 --> 00:44:00,269
Oh, she'd fit right in

1175
00:44:00,269 --> 00:44:03,670
But my parents are old, so they like going on drives

1176
00:44:03,670 --> 00:44:07,750
And my mom said, Hey, we went out to New Glarus on Saturday

1177
00:44:07,750 --> 00:44:09,550
I said, Oh, cool

1178
00:44:09,550 --> 00:44:15,980
I hear it's like a super small town, like 2000 people, like super small and

1179
00:44:15,980 --> 00:44:16,329
spotted

1180
00:44:16,329 --> 00:44:19,429
cow is about the only thing they have there

1181
00:44:19,429 --> 00:44:25,659
And Tim, who I always meet up my Eagle Park friend, Tim, he grew up there and

1182
00:44:25,659 --> 00:44:26,630
he basically

1183
00:44:26,630 --> 00:44:32,300
says the same thing, it is super small town, not much going on, spotted cows,

1184
00:44:32,300 --> 00:44:32,989
the only

1185
00:44:32,989 --> 00:44:33,989
thing they have there

1186
00:44:33,989 --> 00:44:37,409
And I said, yeah, my parents went there and they went to go to the brewery and

1187
00:44:37,409 --> 00:44:37,750
they said

1188
00:44:37,750 --> 00:44:40,230
it was closed on Saturday

1189
00:44:40,230 --> 00:44:45,909
And he just nodded his head and he's like, yeah, they closed on Saturday

1190
00:44:45,909 --> 00:44:47,510
There's Monday through Friday

1191
00:44:47,510 --> 00:44:48,510
That's what operations are

1192
00:44:48,510 --> 00:44:49,510
And that's it

1193
00:44:49,510 --> 00:44:50,829
And now they blame it on parking

1194
00:44:50,829 --> 00:44:51,829
And that's hilarious

1195
00:44:51,829 --> 00:44:57,900
Well, I know because I work for some governments that a lot of times they will

1196
00:44:57,900 --> 00:44:59,630
judge your capacity

1197
00:44:59,630 --> 00:45:01,510
based on your parking

1198
00:45:01,510 --> 00:45:02,510
Interesting

1199
00:45:02,510 --> 00:45:03,510
Mm hmm

1200
00:45:03,510 --> 00:45:04,510
There's only 50

1201
00:45:04,510 --> 00:45:10,710
I'm still on the 53 at New Glarus, like, like Flex, I love New Glarus

1202
00:45:10,710 --> 00:45:14,510
Oh, I love, oh, oh, I love New Glarus

1203
00:45:14,510 --> 00:45:19,329
I kind of pseudo created my own version of spotted cow

1204
00:45:19,329 --> 00:45:20,750
That's how much I love

1205
00:45:20,750 --> 00:45:22,030
I love New Glarus

1206
00:45:22,030 --> 00:45:24,190
Spotted cow is one of the spotted cow

1207
00:45:24,190 --> 00:45:28,630
And then I had one of those strawberry fruited beers many, many years ago

1208
00:45:28,630 --> 00:45:31,469
It's how you can spot somebody from out of Wisconsin

1209
00:45:31,469 --> 00:45:32,469
Oh, a hundred percent

1210
00:45:32,469 --> 00:45:33,789
We all love spotted cows

1211
00:45:33,789 --> 00:45:39,750
So we went, so we got the local brew pub right down the road

1212
00:45:39,750 --> 00:45:46,510
And before COVID, when they were really good, they had a farmhouse ale on tap

1213
00:45:46,510 --> 00:45:50,389
And this is when my wife still drank alcohol, which she does not anymore

1214
00:45:50,389 --> 00:45:52,869
But she would enjoy spotted cows

1215
00:45:52,869 --> 00:45:56,909
So we went up there and she's like, oh, what would I like on here?

1216
00:45:56,909 --> 00:45:59,429
Because not a lot of people know that spotted cow is a farmhouse ale

1217
00:45:59,429 --> 00:46:01,909
They just think of it as spotted cow

1218
00:46:01,909 --> 00:46:02,909
And I said, oh, they got this

1219
00:46:02,909 --> 00:46:05,150
This is going to be just like it

1220
00:46:05,150 --> 00:46:06,150
That's what I told her

1221
00:46:06,150 --> 00:46:09,349
You know, that's what you tell people who aren't familiar with beer and sure

1222
00:46:09,349 --> 00:46:10,349
Oh yeah

1223
00:46:10,349 --> 00:46:11,429
This is this

1224
00:46:11,429 --> 00:46:12,789
No bullshit

1225
00:46:12,789 --> 00:46:14,389
It was identical

1226
00:46:14,389 --> 00:46:20,070
Oh, absolutely identical to spotted cow, but cleaner

1227
00:46:20,070 --> 00:46:25,739
And then they also had a cucumber version, which I don't think Porous would

1228
00:46:25,739 --> 00:46:26,630
like, but

1229
00:46:26,630 --> 00:46:27,989
it was a little bit refreshing

1230
00:46:27,989 --> 00:46:30,349
But I'll drink a cucumber ale

1231
00:46:30,349 --> 00:46:32,349
I won't drink a pickled ale

1232
00:46:32,349 --> 00:46:33,349
Yeah

1233
00:46:33,349 --> 00:46:37,349
Well, I will for science and then probably probably don't the rest of it

1234
00:46:37,349 --> 00:46:43,070
But yeah, my point is spotted cow around these parts

1235
00:46:43,070 --> 00:46:44,070
It's correct

1236
00:46:44,070 --> 00:46:45,070
Yeah

1237
00:46:45,070 --> 00:46:46,070
Right

1238
00:46:46,070 --> 00:46:47,070
And I agree with you

1239
00:46:47,070 --> 00:46:51,710
But however, like this is many moons ago and I never heard of new glares

1240
00:46:51,710 --> 00:46:55,230
And then I read about spotted cow because if they like, it really blew them up

1241
00:46:55,230 --> 00:46:56,230
Right

1242
00:46:56,230 --> 00:46:58,550
And then a friend of mine gave me a six pack of it

1243
00:46:58,550 --> 00:47:02,769
And I was like, oh, and I was like, holy fuck

1244
00:47:02,769 --> 00:47:03,769
Like what?

1245
00:47:03,769 --> 00:47:04,769
It's good

1246
00:47:04,769 --> 00:47:05,769
This is the shit

1247
00:47:05,769 --> 00:47:06,769
Like, holy crap

1248
00:47:06,769 --> 00:47:07,769
It's good

1249
00:47:07,769 --> 00:47:10,969
Like, you know, travel back in time 12 years ago

1250
00:47:10,969 --> 00:47:11,969
And I'm like

1251
00:47:11,969 --> 00:47:12,969
Right

1252
00:47:12,969 --> 00:47:15,230
And I'm like, you don't see that in the US

1253
00:47:15,230 --> 00:47:16,230
And it's a core beer, too

1254
00:47:16,230 --> 00:47:17,230
And it's a

1255
00:47:17,230 --> 00:47:18,230
Right

1256
00:47:18,230 --> 00:47:19,570
It is a flagship core

1257
00:47:19,570 --> 00:47:20,570
Yeah

1258
00:47:20,570 --> 00:47:21,570
Yeah

1259
00:47:21,570 --> 00:47:25,670
So I set out to do my homebrewing nerd research and I was like, all right, I'm

1260
00:47:25,670 --> 00:47:26,449
going to try

1261
00:47:26,449 --> 00:47:27,869
to make this at home

1262
00:47:27,869 --> 00:47:30,190
I think I did it maybe two times

1263
00:47:30,190 --> 00:47:33,719
It was nowhere near because clearly I'm not going to be able to mimic it, but

1264
00:47:33,719 --> 00:47:34,429
it was pretty

1265
00:47:34,429 --> 00:47:35,429
damn close

1266
00:47:35,429 --> 00:47:36,429
And I was like, OK

1267
00:47:36,429 --> 00:47:39,909
So I kept that as like my version of spotted cow

1268
00:47:39,909 --> 00:47:40,909
Nice

1269
00:47:40,909 --> 00:47:41,909
Yeah

1270
00:47:41,909 --> 00:47:42,909
Yeah

1271
00:47:42,909 --> 00:47:49,150
But no, I tell you what, their Oktoberfest or Merton is very, very good

1272
00:47:49,150 --> 00:47:51,449
Like, it is very good

1273
00:47:51,449 --> 00:47:55,349
I would say they should be more known for that than spotted cow

1274
00:47:55,349 --> 00:47:56,349
Oh, yeah

1275
00:47:56,349 --> 00:48:02,630
The Pilsner they came out with recently in this past year was very hoppy

1276
00:48:02,630 --> 00:48:05,190
I'm in

1277
00:48:05,190 --> 00:48:06,889
Was it a hoppy Pilsner?

1278
00:48:06,889 --> 00:48:09,230
It was just labeled as a Pilsner

1279
00:48:09,230 --> 00:48:10,590
Oh, OK

1280
00:48:10,590 --> 00:48:16,929
And it was very hoppy, which, again, you're going to make a hazy IPA that's not

1281
00:48:16,929 --> 00:48:17,469
hazy and

1282
00:48:17,469 --> 00:48:18,469
it's juicy

1283
00:48:18,469 --> 00:48:19,469
Right

1284
00:48:19,469 --> 00:48:20,469
Don't call it hazy

1285
00:48:20,469 --> 00:48:21,469
Call it juicy

1286
00:48:21,469 --> 00:48:25,849
If you're going to make a Pilsner that's extremely hoppy, label it a hoppy Pils

1287
00:48:25,849 --> 00:48:26,389
ner

1288
00:48:26,389 --> 00:48:31,690
You know, expecting some clean, crisp drink and it kind of punches you in the

1289
00:48:31,690 --> 00:48:32,630
mouth right

1290
00:48:32,630 --> 00:48:36,489
away and, you know, hit me the wrong way

1291
00:48:36,489 --> 00:48:38,469
So that was OK

1292
00:48:38,469 --> 00:48:40,750
But their pale ale is very good

1293
00:48:40,750 --> 00:48:42,750
I think they do IPA that's very good

1294
00:48:42,750 --> 00:48:45,829
Their Hefeweiss is very good

1295
00:48:45,829 --> 00:48:47,409
It's called the Bubbler

1296
00:48:47,409 --> 00:48:48,750
It's very, very good

1297
00:48:48,750 --> 00:48:50,510
What a great name

1298
00:48:50,510 --> 00:48:51,510
Yeah

1299
00:48:51,510 --> 00:48:52,510
Yeah

1300
00:48:52,510 --> 00:48:53,510
Represent

1301
00:48:53,510 --> 00:48:54,510
Let's go

1302
00:48:54,510 --> 00:48:56,309
So, yeah, the spotted cow thing kills me because they do some better stuff

1303
00:48:56,309 --> 00:48:58,550
Their strawberry rhubarb beer is great

1304
00:48:58,550 --> 00:49:01,150
The raspberry tart sour is great

1305
00:49:01,150 --> 00:49:02,829
I think that's the one I had

1306
00:49:02,829 --> 00:49:05,110
They used to do they used to do a cherry tart

1307
00:49:05,110 --> 00:49:07,250
I don't know if they still do

1308
00:49:07,250 --> 00:49:13,179
And they used to be in like the 22-ounce bombers to when like 12 years ago and

1309
00:49:13,179 --> 00:49:14,150
that like just

1310
00:49:14,150 --> 00:49:15,909
awesome presentation

1311
00:49:15,909 --> 00:49:17,110
Now everything's can bottled

1312
00:49:17,110 --> 00:49:20,230
But their sours are solid in that aspect

1313
00:49:20,230 --> 00:49:26,590
So, yeah, every time, any time I hear spotted cow, it is what it is

1314
00:49:26,590 --> 00:49:27,590
Yeah

1315
00:49:27,590 --> 00:49:28,590
Yeah

1316
00:49:28,590 --> 00:49:31,869
Well, speaking of Flex drinking things, let's see what things he's drinking in

1317
00:49:31,869 --> 00:49:32,630
a world where

1318
00:49:32,630 --> 00:49:37,789
craft beer is king, a world where muscles are bigger than growlers

1319
00:49:37,789 --> 00:49:46,510
Only one tongue can guide us, one man, one tongue, one Tongue Jobber

1320
00:49:46,510 --> 00:49:53,949
In this world, we must find out what is Flex drinking

1321
00:49:53,949 --> 00:49:54,949
What am I drinking?

1322
00:49:54,949 --> 00:49:59,710
I've recently have gotten a hard on for Evil Twin Brewing

1323
00:49:59,710 --> 00:50:00,989
Not a bonus show

1324
00:50:00,989 --> 00:50:01,989
Not a bonus show

1325
00:50:01,989 --> 00:50:09,630
But I found this triple IPA, which is wheelhouse Flex

1326
00:50:09,630 --> 00:50:10,630
Right in that wheelhouse

1327
00:50:10,630 --> 00:50:11,630
Are you kidding me?

1328
00:50:11,630 --> 00:50:12,630
Yeah

1329
00:50:12,630 --> 00:50:20,909
So this is a 96, could be a little higher

1330
00:50:20,909 --> 00:50:25,230
Double dry hopped with Citra and Nelson, Nelson Boner

1331
00:50:25,230 --> 00:50:29,070
My favorite thing about this beer, it's called what's the triple in the IPA

1332
00:50:29,070 --> 00:50:33,590
Evil Twins always pretty creative with their beer names

1333
00:50:33,590 --> 00:50:34,590
Look at the can here

1334
00:50:34,590 --> 00:50:36,309
Do you want me to read all that?

1335
00:50:36,309 --> 00:50:37,309
Because I will

1336
00:50:37,309 --> 00:50:38,309
No, you're going to

1337
00:50:38,309 --> 00:50:40,230
Do you have a Sharpie marker for your bookmark?

1338
00:50:40,230 --> 00:50:41,230
Because that's-

1339
00:50:41,230 --> 00:50:42,510
It's just really funny

1340
00:50:42,510 --> 00:50:46,630
It says, is it triple the size?

1341
00:50:46,630 --> 00:50:48,510
Is it triple the hops?

1342
00:50:48,510 --> 00:50:50,510
Does it come in three glasses?

1343
00:50:50,510 --> 00:50:52,389
Is it triple the ABV?

1344
00:50:52,389 --> 00:50:54,190
Is it from three breweries?

1345
00:50:54,190 --> 00:50:55,469
Is it triple the fun?

1346
00:50:55,469 --> 00:50:57,110
Is it triple the flavor?

1347
00:50:57,110 --> 00:50:59,110
Does it smell three times as good?

1348
00:50:59,110 --> 00:51:00,429
Is it triple the size?

1349
00:51:00,429 --> 00:51:01,429
Is it triple the hops?

1350
00:51:01,429 --> 00:51:02,429
Okay

1351
00:51:02,429 --> 00:51:03,429
So that repeats

1352
00:51:03,429 --> 00:51:04,429
It's fun

1353
00:51:04,429 --> 00:51:05,429
Yeah

1354
00:51:05,429 --> 00:51:06,429
It's a fun can

1355
00:51:06,429 --> 00:51:07,429
Evil Twins great

1356
00:51:07,429 --> 00:51:09,469
This one does say Evil Twin Brewing New York City

1357
00:51:09,469 --> 00:51:13,760
And remember when Mel was on the show and I said, I thought Evil Twin was in

1358
00:51:13,760 --> 00:51:14,389
New York

1359
00:51:14,389 --> 00:51:15,869
and my can is from Connecticut

1360
00:51:15,869 --> 00:51:16,869
Right

1361
00:51:16,869 --> 00:51:19,630
This is just, it's a little justification

1362
00:51:19,630 --> 00:51:20,630
You finally got a New York

1363
00:51:20,630 --> 00:51:21,630
Yeah

1364
00:51:21,630 --> 00:51:22,630
Like it makes me feel good

1365
00:51:22,630 --> 00:51:25,190
So like I said, this is 96

1366
00:51:25,190 --> 00:51:27,190
Not a lot of check-ins, 296

1367
00:51:27,190 --> 00:51:31,389
I don't know if they don't get out much, if people don't check them in, if it's

1368
00:51:31,389 --> 00:51:31,889
new

1369
00:51:31,889 --> 00:51:33,570
Feels low for Evil Twin

1370
00:51:33,570 --> 00:51:34,570
It does

1371
00:51:34,570 --> 00:51:36,429
And, but it's got, it's a 409 collective

1372
00:51:36,429 --> 00:51:37,590
Chalk it up to a fresh

1373
00:51:37,590 --> 00:51:39,030
We respect that

1374
00:51:39,030 --> 00:51:43,230
Real simple description again, DDH Citroen Nelson

1375
00:51:43,230 --> 00:51:44,230
It is hazy

1376
00:51:44,230 --> 00:51:49,150
I love very bright yellow color, some solid lacing

1377
00:51:49,150 --> 00:51:51,889
You know how daddy likes his lacing

1378
00:51:51,889 --> 00:51:52,889
Daddy like

1379
00:51:52,889 --> 00:51:55,250
The Nelson really shines, which I love it too

1380
00:51:55,250 --> 00:51:59,929
It's a lot of gooseberry, which I found out when I don't know what I smell

1381
00:51:59,929 --> 00:52:01,690
It is in fact, gooseberry

1382
00:52:01,690 --> 00:52:03,289
It's always gooseberry

1383
00:52:03,289 --> 00:52:04,369
It is with the Nelson

1384
00:52:04,369 --> 00:52:07,449
It's like you smell it and you're like, ah, I don't know

1385
00:52:07,449 --> 00:52:09,610
That's not any fruit I've ever had

1386
00:52:09,610 --> 00:52:10,929
Oh, read it

1387
00:52:10,929 --> 00:52:11,929
Oh, yep

1388
00:52:11,929 --> 00:52:13,530
That's, that's the gooseberry

1389
00:52:13,530 --> 00:52:14,530
So this is wonderful

1390
00:52:14,530 --> 00:52:17,289
It's a little spicy once it warms up

1391
00:52:17,289 --> 00:52:18,289
Spicy

1392
00:52:18,289 --> 00:52:23,730
So, uh, we'll, without further ado, we're up the old tongue Jabber

1393
00:52:23,730 --> 00:52:25,449
Okay

1394
00:52:25,449 --> 00:52:36,280
So this is super de duper low carbonation, um, like none, which I do like a

1395
00:52:36,280 --> 00:52:37,329
little zip

1396
00:52:37,329 --> 00:52:38,329
in the triple

1397
00:52:38,329 --> 00:52:40,929
It is sweet, which I like

1398
00:52:40,929 --> 00:52:42,090
I'm a big fan of that

1399
00:52:42,090 --> 00:52:46,530
I do like sweetness in the trips, which I know a lot of people don't like, but

1400
00:52:46,530 --> 00:52:47,090
for me,

1401
00:52:47,090 --> 00:52:48,489
it just kind of helps it go down

1402
00:52:48,489 --> 00:52:52,050
I don't know how you avoid sweetness in a triple, right?

1403
00:52:52,050 --> 00:52:53,050
Right

1404
00:52:53,050 --> 00:52:54,050
It's sweet

1405
00:52:54,050 --> 00:52:57,170
It's a little bit citrusy, not much on the notes

1406
00:52:57,170 --> 00:52:58,650
It is dry

1407
00:52:58,650 --> 00:53:03,090
Like the white grape skins, you know, like, uh, like a white wine

1408
00:53:03,090 --> 00:53:04,090
That's nice

1409
00:53:04,090 --> 00:53:05,289
I love that from the Nelson

1410
00:53:05,289 --> 00:53:10,380
This isn't a mind blower, but it's a super solid beer at 96 you would,

1411
00:53:10,380 --> 00:53:10,889
especially with

1412
00:53:10,889 --> 00:53:16,090
the lack of carbonation, how smooth that it goes down the gullet, super solid

1413
00:53:16,090 --> 00:53:23,929
And Greg, to top it off, 1799 four pack, four pack

1414
00:53:23,929 --> 00:53:24,929
Where do you find this?

1415
00:53:24,929 --> 00:53:25,929
This is absurd

1416
00:53:25,929 --> 00:53:26,929
1799

1417
00:53:26,929 --> 00:53:27,929
I'm fact checking

1418
00:53:27,929 --> 00:53:28,929
This is no way

1419
00:53:28,929 --> 00:53:35,239
96 Evilton back at this point, it'd be cheaper for us to order beers from

1420
00:53:35,239 --> 00:53:36,210
Wisconsin and pay

1421
00:53:36,210 --> 00:53:37,210
for shipping

1422
00:53:37,210 --> 00:53:38,210
Yes

1423
00:53:38,210 --> 00:53:39,210
Yeah

1424
00:53:39,210 --> 00:53:42,039
Cause California is one of the few States you can ship alcohol to right, man, I

1425
00:53:42,039 --> 00:53:42,309
'd be

1426
00:53:42,309 --> 00:53:43,309
saving so much money

1427
00:53:43,309 --> 00:53:44,309
Hey, come on

1428
00:53:44,309 --> 00:53:45,309
You just started a business

1429
00:53:45,309 --> 00:53:49,230
Oh, did you ever, did you ever get the Duncan?

1430
00:53:49,230 --> 00:53:53,230
I sent you flex

1431
00:53:53,230 --> 00:53:56,730
Speaking of sending beer and shipping beer, don't do it

1432
00:53:56,730 --> 00:53:57,730
I'm kidding

1433
00:53:57,730 --> 00:53:58,730
I did not send you

1434
00:53:58,730 --> 00:53:59,730
I did not send you that

1435
00:53:59,730 --> 00:54:00,730
Please

1436
00:54:00,730 --> 00:54:01,730
Please don't do it

1437
00:54:01,730 --> 00:54:02,730
Please

1438
00:54:02,730 --> 00:54:03,730
Please don't

1439
00:54:03,730 --> 00:54:08,969
Speaking of beers, nobody wants Oscar blues is rolling out

1440
00:54:08,969 --> 00:54:15,409
Dale's easy IPA, you know, it's so bad and designated Dale's in a pills

1441
00:54:15,409 --> 00:54:19,050
I'd tell you a funny thing about Dale's pale ale

1442
00:54:19,050 --> 00:54:20,050
Nobody wants it

1443
00:54:20,050 --> 00:54:21,050
Yes

1444
00:54:21,050 --> 00:54:28,719
They, when we were true and T-ish and it was still new, they would sell it at

1445
00:54:28,719 --> 00:54:29,929
Walgreens

1446
00:54:29,929 --> 00:54:34,730
and you could get a flat case of Dale's pale ale for like $9

1447
00:54:34,730 --> 00:54:36,010
Oh my God

1448
00:54:36,010 --> 00:54:39,530
Was that before monster acquired them?

1449
00:54:39,530 --> 00:54:40,530
Yeah

1450
00:54:40,530 --> 00:54:42,010
So we're talking like 2008

1451
00:54:42,010 --> 00:54:43,010
Oh yeah

1452
00:54:43,010 --> 00:54:44,010
That was wild

1453
00:54:44,010 --> 00:54:45,010
Yeah

1454
00:54:45,010 --> 00:54:46,010
They're still independent

1455
00:54:46,010 --> 00:54:47,010
Yes

1456
00:54:47,010 --> 00:54:53,750
Cause I remember we had a huge attic party at our place and we were, I mean, we

1457
00:54:53,750 --> 00:54:54,210
would

1458
00:54:54,210 --> 00:54:58,329
buy cubes of Keystone light all the time

1459
00:54:58,329 --> 00:55:00,849
That was like the beer of choice

1460
00:55:00,849 --> 00:55:07,960
And one time I invited a buddy and out of nowhere he brings a flat of tails

1461
00:55:07,960 --> 00:55:08,889
pale ale

1462
00:55:08,889 --> 00:55:10,130
and everyone was like, Oh, okay

1463
00:55:10,130 --> 00:55:11,130
Like whatever

1464
00:55:11,130 --> 00:55:12,130
Like beers, beer

1465
00:55:12,130 --> 00:55:17,679
And when you're 2021 and you haven't had a pale ale, man, that was the nastiest

1466
00:55:17,679 --> 00:55:18,090
shit

1467
00:55:18,090 --> 00:55:20,489
I ever did have in my entire life

1468
00:55:20,489 --> 00:55:22,090
Let me tell you

1469
00:55:22,090 --> 00:55:24,369
It's like flowers

1470
00:55:24,369 --> 00:55:29,869
It was just the bitterness that cascaded on your tongue and it just wouldn't go

1471
00:55:29,869 --> 00:55:30,530
away

1472
00:55:30,530 --> 00:55:32,289
That was probably the cascade

1473
00:55:32,289 --> 00:55:33,289
Yeah

1474
00:55:33,289 --> 00:55:34,289
We stopped drinking that pretty quick

1475
00:55:34,289 --> 00:55:37,849
That used to be a top five pale ale back then

1476
00:55:37,849 --> 00:55:38,849
Right

1477
00:55:38,849 --> 00:55:43,489
That's, I mean, I sure it was for people who had the palate for it, but I went

1478
00:55:43,489 --> 00:55:44,650
to the brewery

1479
00:55:44,650 --> 00:55:50,010
in Lyon and at the, it's probably not even there anymore

1480
00:55:50,010 --> 00:55:53,130
There was a Dave's pale ale

1481
00:55:53,130 --> 00:55:56,050
It's a draft tap room only

1482
00:55:56,050 --> 00:56:00,170
And it was far superior than Dale's, but it never hit distro

1483
00:56:00,170 --> 00:56:01,769
Never got canned

1484
00:56:01,769 --> 00:56:05,230
One of these days, like recently I, you know, they were talking about the

1485
00:56:05,230 --> 00:56:06,050
Instagram brewery

1486
00:56:06,050 --> 00:56:07,650
questions like, well, would you like to see that?

1487
00:56:07,650 --> 00:56:08,650
We used to make that

1488
00:56:08,650 --> 00:56:09,650
You went back, blah, blah, blah

1489
00:56:09,650 --> 00:56:14,849
I was like, why didn't you guys ever put Dave's pale ale in distro?

1490
00:56:14,849 --> 00:56:17,090
Like that was so much better

1491
00:56:17,090 --> 00:56:22,130
And the question, they replied back, like, what do you mean Dave's pale ale?

1492
00:56:22,130 --> 00:56:23,130
Really?

1493
00:56:23,130 --> 00:56:24,130
I was like, all right

1494
00:56:24,130 --> 00:56:25,130
It's like, nevermind

1495
00:56:25,130 --> 00:56:26,130
Their marketing person's like 23

1496
00:56:26,130 --> 00:56:27,130
They didn't, yeah

1497
00:56:27,130 --> 00:56:30,530
They didn't even know Oscar blues existed back in 2008

1498
00:56:30,530 --> 00:56:31,530
Right

1499
00:56:31,530 --> 00:56:34,289
Finally, how about a trip to Florida?

1500
00:56:34,289 --> 00:56:37,250
Where else would we go?

1501
00:56:37,250 --> 00:56:38,250
Yeah

1502
00:56:38,250 --> 00:56:43,449
A Florida man found drunk on vehicle's hood in the middle of Clearford road

1503
00:56:43,449 --> 00:56:45,250
This is out of Clear

1504
00:56:45,250 --> 00:56:46,250
Okay

1505
00:56:46,250 --> 00:56:47,570
So it's not a trip to Florida

1506
00:56:47,570 --> 00:56:50,800
It's a trip to Pennsylvania where Florida man was getting hammered, uh, Clearf

1507
00:56:50,800 --> 00:56:51,730
ord County,

1508
00:56:51,730 --> 00:56:55,809
Pennsylvania, a 42 year old Florida man was arrested for driving under the

1509
00:56:55,809 --> 00:56:56,750
influence after

1510
00:56:56,750 --> 00:57:02,760
officers spotted him in the middle of Reed street and North third street in

1511
00:57:02,760 --> 00:57:03,809
Clearfield

1512
00:57:03,809 --> 00:57:09,530
borough with the doors to his vehicles open and music blasting

1513
00:57:09,530 --> 00:57:14,280
Police said the male later identified as Thomas Wayne Colbert of Fort Myers,

1514
00:57:14,280 --> 00:57:15,409
Florida was seen

1515
00:57:15,409 --> 00:57:19,380
jumping up and down on the hood of the vehicle and then jumped to the roof

1516
00:57:19,380 --> 00:57:20,489
before noticing

1517
00:57:20,489 --> 00:57:21,489
police were there

1518
00:57:21,489 --> 00:57:23,250
So he was ghost riding the whip

1519
00:57:23,250 --> 00:57:24,730
Oh, he absolutely was

1520
00:57:24,730 --> 00:57:25,730
My man

1521
00:57:25,730 --> 00:57:31,610
Officers noted that the man was three times over the legal limit

1522
00:57:31,610 --> 00:57:34,849
He was placed in Clearford County jail with bail set at $10,000

1523
00:57:34,849 --> 00:57:37,329
E 40 would be very proud

1524
00:57:37,329 --> 00:57:38,329
Yeah

1525
00:57:38,329 --> 00:57:39,329
Ghost ride the whip

1526
00:57:39,329 --> 00:57:40,409
Ghost ride the whip

1527
00:57:40,409 --> 00:57:41,409
What a track

1528
00:57:41,409 --> 00:57:42,409
Let me tell you

1529
00:57:42,409 --> 00:57:47,369
There's a couple of things I'll make fun of my wife for because she's from

1530
00:57:47,369 --> 00:57:49,610
Northern California

1531
00:57:49,610 --> 00:57:54,000
Like if she ever actually drops a hella, I give her massive amount of shit for

1532
00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:54,289
that

1533
00:57:54,289 --> 00:57:56,610
And every now and then you say you give her a hell of shit

1534
00:57:56,610 --> 00:58:00,539
I gave her a hell of shit and I will drop a little ghost ride the whip every

1535
00:58:00,539 --> 00:58:01,030
now and

1536
00:58:01,030 --> 00:58:04,849
then to dance around your moving car like a fucking idiot

1537
00:58:04,849 --> 00:58:08,730
Shake them dreads

1538
00:58:08,730 --> 00:58:13,650
Nobody was a good times in Pennsylvania, not an E 40 show

1539
00:58:13,650 --> 00:58:14,650
You know what?

1540
00:58:14,650 --> 00:58:15,650
It could be though

1541
00:58:15,650 --> 00:58:16,650
That could be

1542
00:58:16,650 --> 00:58:17,650
I bought that album

1543
00:58:17,650 --> 00:58:18,650
Let me

1544
00:58:18,650 --> 00:58:19,650
Wow

1545
00:58:19,650 --> 00:58:20,650
Really?

1546
00:58:20,650 --> 00:58:21,650
Yes

1547
00:58:21,650 --> 00:58:22,650
I'm being honest about that

1548
00:58:22,650 --> 00:58:23,650
You're one of five

1549
00:58:23,650 --> 00:58:24,650
I like the song

1550
00:58:24,650 --> 00:58:25,650
I'm joking

1551
00:58:25,650 --> 00:58:26,650
It's a good song

1552
00:58:26,650 --> 00:58:29,250
I don't know any other songs he has, but no, I can't remember a single one

1553
00:58:29,250 --> 00:58:30,250
That was a song

1554
00:58:30,250 --> 00:58:31,250
It's the best

1555
00:58:31,250 --> 00:58:32,250
Oh, there you go

1556
00:58:32,250 --> 00:58:33,250
Back story

1557
00:58:33,250 --> 00:58:40,969
When I was in high school, I used to drive a 1998 Chevy or 96 Chevy Astro van

1558
00:58:40,969 --> 00:58:41,969
Oh yeah

1559
00:58:41,969 --> 00:58:43,730
The Astro van

1560
00:58:43,730 --> 00:58:44,730
Yes

1561
00:58:44,730 --> 00:58:46,849
It was 98

1562
00:58:46,849 --> 00:58:47,849
That's correction here

1563
00:58:47,849 --> 00:58:50,489
1998 white Chevy Astro

1564
00:58:50,489 --> 00:58:52,809
And it had the captain's chairs in the back

1565
00:58:52,809 --> 00:58:56,929
It had the blinds on every window

1566
00:58:56,929 --> 00:59:01,539
So that, that was my car I got when I got into high school and I got my license

1567
00:59:01,650 --> 00:59:08,849
So imagine like me with long red looking hair, cause apparently my hair grows

1568
00:59:08,849 --> 00:59:09,610
long

1569
00:59:09,610 --> 00:59:12,730
I look like a, who's that snowboarder?

1570
00:59:12,730 --> 00:59:14,170
Sean White

1571
00:59:14,170 --> 00:59:15,170
Yep

1572
00:59:15,170 --> 00:59:16,369
That's what it looked like

1573
00:59:16,369 --> 00:59:20,889
And this is about like six other tiny white kids just bumping

1574
00:59:20,889 --> 00:59:21,889
Tell me what the hell

1575
00:59:21,889 --> 00:59:25,730
Bumping an E40 out of a '98 Astro van

1576
00:59:25,730 --> 00:59:28,130
Bumping an E40 out of a '98 Astro van

1577
00:59:28,130 --> 00:59:30,289
That is basically an RV

1578
00:59:30,289 --> 00:59:31,289
Yeah

1579
00:59:31,289 --> 00:59:33,570
I learned how to drive it in Astro van

1580
00:59:33,570 --> 00:59:34,570
That's the suburbs in Wisconsin

1581
00:59:34,570 --> 00:59:35,570
Oh man

1582
00:59:35,570 --> 00:59:36,570
Yeah

1583
00:59:36,570 --> 00:59:37,570
It's a real thing

1584
00:59:37,570 --> 00:59:40,489
Did you at least put some subs in that bitch?

1585
00:59:40,489 --> 00:59:42,769
You didn't need it

1586
00:59:42,769 --> 00:59:47,650
Let me tell you, you did

1587
00:59:47,650 --> 00:59:49,969
Flex blew out every speaker in that van

1588
00:59:49,969 --> 00:59:51,650
I didn't need subs

1589
00:59:51,650 --> 00:59:52,650
Day one

1590
00:59:52,650 --> 00:59:58,090
That stock was bumping

1591
00:59:58,090 --> 00:59:59,090
License plate rattling

1592
00:59:59,090 --> 01:00:00,090
Oh man

1593
01:00:00,090 --> 01:00:01,090
Oh, that's fucking great

1594
01:00:01,090 --> 01:00:03,690
It was good stuff

1595
01:00:03,690 --> 01:00:06,050
That's something I need to get Chachi PT to animate for us

1596
01:00:06,050 --> 01:00:07,050
That sounds fantastic

1597
01:00:07,050 --> 01:00:13,929
A '98 Astro van in a white Chevy Astro van

1598
01:00:13,929 --> 01:00:14,929
Bumping E40

1599
01:00:14,929 --> 01:00:15,929
Bumping E40

1600
01:00:15,929 --> 01:00:16,929
Yeah

1601
01:00:16,929 --> 01:00:17,929
That'd be great

1602
01:00:17,929 --> 01:00:19,489
Tell me when to go

1603
01:00:19,489 --> 01:00:23,760
Please tell me you were bummed that a stoplight's like, tell me when to go

1604
01:00:23,760 --> 01:00:24,760
Tell me when to go

1605
01:00:24,760 --> 01:00:25,760
Absolutely

1606
01:00:25,760 --> 01:00:30,829
We would like purposely do it to just be like an attraction and like everybody

1607
01:00:30,829 --> 01:00:31,800
bouncing

1608
01:00:31,800 --> 01:00:40,150
up and down in their seats and you don't got dreads, but you shake them anyway

1609
01:00:40,150 --> 01:00:41,869
Shaking your fucking Ronald hair

1610
01:00:41,869 --> 01:00:42,869
Yeah

1611
01:00:42,869 --> 01:00:45,989
I don't know if you've ever seen you

1612
01:00:45,989 --> 01:00:47,869
I don't think you've seen a picture of me when I was young

1613
01:00:47,869 --> 01:00:48,869
I don't think I have

1614
01:00:48,869 --> 01:00:51,750
But now I, I'm hoping there's video of you guys bumping E40

1615
01:00:51,750 --> 01:00:54,030
That was pretty self on

1616
01:00:54,030 --> 01:00:56,869
There might be a video of me in my van on YouTube

1617
01:00:56,869 --> 01:00:57,869
Oh, all right

1618
01:00:57,869 --> 01:01:02,030
We're going to hit some music and I hope flex is looking up that video

1619
01:01:02,030 --> 01:01:03,030
I got up

1620
01:01:03,030 --> 01:01:04,030
Oh, please

1621
01:01:04,030 --> 01:01:05,030
Oh no

1622
01:01:05,030 --> 01:01:06,030
You please send that

1623
01:01:06,030 --> 01:01:07,030
Oh no

1624
01:01:07,030 --> 01:01:08,030
All right

1625
01:01:08,030 --> 01:01:09,030
Let's wrap this up

1626
01:01:09,030 --> 01:01:13,030
Thank you all for listening

1627
01:01:13,030 --> 01:01:14,030
Thanks for joining

1628
01:01:14,030 --> 01:01:15,030
Boris

1629
01:01:15,030 --> 01:01:16,789
Thanks for hanging with us two weeks in a row

1630
01:01:16,789 --> 01:01:18,269
Yeah, of course

1631
01:01:18,269 --> 01:01:19,269
Yeah

1632
01:01:19,269 --> 01:01:20,269
Yeah

1633
01:01:20,269 --> 01:01:21,269
Thank you

1634
01:01:21,269 --> 01:01:24,230
Find us on the socials at craft beer Republic at flex me a beer underscores in

1635
01:01:24,230 --> 01:01:24,869
between

1636
01:01:24,869 --> 01:01:27,710
Of course, at Borrie the blade, go check out the podcast

1637
01:01:27,710 --> 01:01:28,710
All that good stuff

1638
01:01:28,710 --> 01:01:31,190
Eight Oh five, five, three, a beer, two, three, three, seven

1639
01:01:31,190 --> 01:01:32,190
That is our number

1640
01:01:32,190 --> 01:01:35,389
I hope everyone is staying very well hydrated

1641
01:01:35,389 --> 01:01:37,670
And on that note, good night, everybody

1642
01:01:38,309 --> 01:01:41,309
Wait, you didn't say hi to Vanessa

1643
01:01:41,309 --> 01:01:42,309
Did we not?

1644
01:01:42,309 --> 01:01:43,309
Hi, Vanessa

1645
01:01:43,309 --> 01:01:44,309
Oh, well, hi, Vanessa

1646
01:01:44,309 --> 01:01:45,309
I thought we did