Austin: I think the main takeaway is I should not be given a wish because I will use it very frivolously.

Austin: So maybe give a better thought leader the wish.

Austin: Maybe that's what I'll be. I'll wish that somebody else can make this wish that

Austin: has a better perspective on the world. I want no responsibility.

Danny: Hi, and welcome to 5 Random Questions, the show with unexpected questions

Danny: and unfiltered answers.

Danny: I'm your host, Danny Brown. and each week I'll be asking my guests five questions

Danny: created by a random question generator.

Danny: The guest has no idea what the questions are and neither do I,

Danny: which means this could go either way.

Danny: So sit back, relax and let's dive into this week's episode.

Danny: Today's guest is Austin Grey. An Austin-based comedian and writer who can't

Danny: help but laugh at the little things, Austin loves to write self-indicting essays

Danny: that use comedy as a shield and also a spotlight.

Danny: He's also the host of Rambler, Live from the City That Never Works,

Danny: a podcast audio diary from inside a city addicted to being addicted.

Danny: So, Austin, welcome to 5 Random Questions.

Austin: Thanks, Danny. It's great to be here. I'm excited. Excited to see where we go

Austin: and what questions are about to pop up for us.

Danny: Well, this is always the fun little part as well, because it's like the gentle

Danny: easing into whatever lies ahead.

Danny: So this is always a nice, gentle start as well. So good to have you here.

Danny: I appreciate you being on the show today, mate.

Austin: Right. Thank you. Thanks for having me.

Danny: And as I mentioned in the introduction, you're a comedian who's also got the podcast.

Danny: Do you take inspiration from some of the audience interactions for your podcast

Danny: and vice versa, or are they two separate things?

Austin: Yeah, I would say they're mainly two separate things, but I'd be lying if this

Austin: podcast just wasn't influenced by every single thing in my life.

Austin: It's very much so me just rambling about what I've seen recently and what's

Austin: inspired me, what's influenced me.

Austin: And interestingly enough, as I've written for the podcast and started sharing,

Austin: smaller things are more noticeable in their larger impact.

Austin: So definitely audiences influence what I find funny and what I want to share.

Danny: And instead of crowd work, how do you find crowd work? Because I've spoken to

Danny: a couple of comedians before on the podcast, well enough.

Danny: And one of the chaps I work with does improv.

Danny: And it's always interesting to hear each one's, you know, take on audience work

Danny: and do they like it, do they not like it. So what's yours take on it?

Austin: Yeah, it's definitely a learned art, for sure.

Austin: It's not something I think a

Austin: lot of people like to go up and do crowd work and just like to chit chat.

Austin: It's a learned art. I think when it's on, it's perfect.

Austin: Sometimes the audience doesn't realize it's a joke and that can be brutal.

Austin: It can go sideways quickly.

Austin: But as long as the audience is an engaged audience and they're there to have

Austin: fun, it's really my favorite thing to do when the audience is there to be the comedian themselves.

Austin: Sometimes it's not quite as fun.

Danny: I hear you. I could imagine if you're up there on a stage in the spotlight and

Danny: you're not getting a reaction, I can imagine what that could be like for sure.

Danny: And as I mentioned, you've got your podcast.

Danny: And what I found interesting before we get into your random questions is your

Danny: podcast description mentions, we're not interested in answers,

Danny: but I'm going to ask you a lot of questions.

Danny: So how do you feel you'll do on 5 Random Questions that's all about your answers?

Austin: I think you'll find my answers to your questions may not be complete answers either.

Austin: So we'll see if there's other questions that come up as I'm answering.

Austin: It's the old political move, you know, answer a question with a question.

Austin: That's the best way to avoid an answer. So I'll try my best to give complete

Austin: answers and take through it.

Austin: But I never know where it's about to head. So fair warning.

Danny: That's good enough for me. Good enough for me. So without further ado,

Danny: then, are you ready to jump into the 5 Random Questions hot seat?

Austin: Absolutely. Let's get into it.

Danny: All right. Let's bring up the random question generator. Okay, Austin.

Danny: Nice, easy one, I feel, too, to jump into for question number one.

Danny: How have you changed since you were younger?

Austin: That's a good, that's a reminiscent question that I don't think I was ready

Austin: for that deep of a question. Yeah.

Austin: It's interesting what has changed and what hasn't changed.

Austin: Funnily enough, as a child, I would probably say I was more introverted.

Austin: I got a lot of energy from books, a lot of energy in my academics.

Austin: But I think that energy came from a place of being someone who likes to please

Austin: and likes to have people please with my performance and what I'm doing.

Austin: And funnily enough, as I get older, I find the easiest way to please people

Austin: and get them happy with me is to entertain them.

Austin: And so it kind of has evolved from this place of being a very expert student

Austin: to being a bit more of a entertainer out in the wild, kind of doing random things,

Austin: doing things that people will react to and people will interact to.

Austin: Still with the end result of trying to make them happy and trying to bring a

Austin: smile to their face. It just went from getting A's on your report card,

Austin: bringing a smile to your family, your parents' face, to telling a good joke

Austin: that lands is what brings a smile to your friend's face.

Austin: So definitely same motive, but I guess different result, interestingly enough.

Danny: And you mentioned there about wanting to make people happy. Is that something

Danny: that's just always been like a natural thing?

Danny: And this isn't an indictment on parents,

Danny: family, etc or teachers or whatever or friends was it looking for approval from

Danny: your circle whoever that circle may have looked like or was it just natural

Danny: to you that you wanted to please people?

Austin: That's a fantastic question and,

Austin: As far as I can remember, I've always wanted to be somebody who pleases my circle

Austin: and is, you know, a good student, a good child, a good son, a good friend.

Austin: But, you know, is it nature or nurture?

Austin: My family definitely has all the similar tendencies across my family.

Austin: We're all people who, you know, like to be engaged and I like to make people

Austin: around us comfortable and like to make people around us have a good time and enjoy themselves.

Austin: And was I born like that genetically?

Austin: Possibly. I mean, it almost seems like it. But then again, we all had the same

Austin: upbringing and the same environment.

Austin: My dad is a coach or was a sports coach. And so it's definitely very much so

Austin: like, I want to tell you what I want you to do and you're going to go execute it.

Austin: And I can't help but say I'm sure that had something to do with my desire to

Austin: do what I'm asked to do in a positive way.

Danny: Yeah, and I think that's a good thing. I think that the world needs more people

Danny: that want to please and help others, you know, and make others happy.

Danny: I think that certainly in the last 10 years, whatever you want to look at it,

Danny: it just seems that we've kind of moved away from serve to self, if you like.

Danny: And I feel it's a good thing to want to, you know, make other lives enjoyable.

Danny: So, you know, like I say, no critique on anybody there. I just wanted to make

Danny: that clear, I just wanted to, you know, but it's great to see that.

Austin: There's plenty to critique Perinzion, but we'll give them a pass on that one.

Austin: There's definitely a selfishness to society these days. Maybe it's always been

Austin: there, we just haven't noticed it.

Austin: Maybe less opportunity to be selfless. So I definitely think in any way you

Austin: can be and serve the people around you.

Austin: In my opinion, it's what we're here for, to make everybody's life more enjoyable

Austin: and to have a collective, enjoyable experience.

Danny: Well, I like that. And as I say, I like that a lot. I think it's a really nice outlook to have.

Danny: So I'm all for that and kudos to you for that. And I feel that's a great way

Danny: to end your time on question one. and let's have a look at what question number two brings up.

Danny: All right. Question number two, Austin. And because of your background as a

Danny: comedian, writer, et cetera, and also a podcaster, I like this one from a question point of view.

Danny: So question two, what are your favorite topics to talk about?

Austin: This is a this is a loaded one so i'm

Austin: a contrarian at heart and i'm going to be honest i would never tell that

Austin: to uh in the middle of a conversation but uh i'm a

Austin: contrarian and i i like to take the opposite side

Austin: of something that someone else is passionate about um

Austin: so basically all the things that you're not supposed to talk about at

Austin: the dinner table are my favorite topics to hit on you

Austin: know politics um being being a being

Austin: a good one um and challenging the status quo

Austin: um but also sports you know getting into someone's against

Austin: someone's favorite sports team and telling them why they're kind of

Austin: a little trash talk is always a good time but it kind

Austin: of goes back to the first question where it's about people for

Austin: me and i want to talk about something that the other person

Austin: is passionate about um conversations get rather dull if it's me talking the

Austin: entire time so i don't know how this is gonna go but uh it will be fine but

Austin: uh i uh i definitely like uh to have the other person passing it and engaged

Austin: and poking holes in their point of view and getting them going.

Danny: And you mentioned there about being contrarian and you love to offer the counterpoint

Danny: to someone else's beliefs, topics, understanding of a certain topic, for example.

Danny: So you mentioned family, close family, and you like to make each other happy.

Danny: So based on that, if you're going to get a Thanksgiving get together,

Danny: everybody's around the table and you're talking Maybe politics,

Danny: maybe religion, maybe sports, anything that you always get to very much opposing sides generally.

Danny: With your mindset of also wanting to, you know, please and make people happy,

Danny: is there any topic that you tend to or conversation you've found in the past

Danny: where you've had this back and forth and you've realised, oh,

Danny: this is going down a path I shouldn't go any longer?

Danny: And you've pulled back

Austin: Oh many many times um i

Austin: have a i have a rule i think every comedian should live by is

Austin: um it's too far when it's not funny um if

Austin: if people are laughing and engaged you're you're right on the knot if it's no

Austin: longer funny you went too far and i know that's uh not really a fair rule because

Austin: you never you normally don't know it's not funny until you present it but um

Austin: a large part of cancel culture i feel like is people getting offended by these jokes

Austin: and in my opinion it's because the jokes are malicious they're not

Austin: funny but they're coming they're saying things that are

Austin: just shock humor um to get people surprised to

Austin: get people riled up there's no real innovation no real thought

Austin: behind the joke and i think when people know that intent behind what you're

Austin: saying is to be ironic or be funny and honestly a huge part of humor is irony

Austin: so you got to know if i say one thing that i'm really kind of meaning the other

Austin: and highlighting how crazy what I'm saying actually is.

Austin: But, oh my gosh, it goes too far.

Austin: More than once in my life, and it's always a beet red moment in my life because,

Austin: like you said, I don't want to offend somebody.

Austin: I find an argument and discussion stimulating, and I like to think that other people do as well.

Austin: But I don't want it to be a negative thing. And it shouldn't be.

Austin: Arguing doesn't necessarily have to always be negative.

Austin: It can be a civil discourse that can bring about good new ideas.

Danny: Well, that's a really good point you made about the difference between comedy

Danny: stroke satire and just pure maliciousness.

Danny: One of my favorite comedians, George Carlin, always, you know,

Danny: his mantra was you can basically make humor out of anything, but never punch down.

Danny: Punch straight ahead and make sure that you're at a level playing field.

Danny: If you're giving someone, you can take it back. Never punch down because that's an easy cop out.

Danny: What what's your sort of like get out of jail free card if you like if you realize

Danny: if you're on stage and you realize oh this isn't going i'm i'm now upsetting

Danny: someone have you got like a a process you now do or do you stop and say i apologize

Danny: we'll move on what's your what's your take there but how do you do yeah

Austin: I try to move on um as as quick as possible i i don't i i would like to apologize

Austin: after the show um if i try like i truly offended someone um because like i said

Austin: That's never, ever my intent.

Austin: My intent was to bring happiness, to bring laughter.

Austin: And in fact, that's quite the opposite thing. Sometimes you offend someone and

Austin: they may leave, which is the biggest gut punch because you get no opportunity

Austin: to remedy it. But I normally don't address it on stage.

Austin: Like I said, it makes me really beet red and awkward.

Austin: And so, unfortunately, it shuts off my creative spirit.

Austin: I try to get away from it and run as fast as I can in the other direction.

Austin: It um maybe someday i'll be uh comfortable

Austin: enough to uh you know loop back around and

Austin: and ad lib off of it and maybe do some crowd work off of it with that person

Austin: make fun of myself um would probably be my preferred route there and uh and

Austin: probably lean into like an archetype of uh some you know redneck or some uh

Austin: extreme liberal uh it go from there so yeah.

Danny: Well i always wonder as well and this is just me stereotyping so i apologize

Danny: if this is completely off off cuff sorry off you know

Danny: off base but um there's a stereotype that um a lot of americans don't understand

Danny: irony whereas it's more like a european kind of humor kind of thing do you think

Danny: that's true and if so is that maybe where misunderstandings can happen on your

Danny: you know your comedy stage for example

Austin: I think Americans don't have as developed of a sense of irony as many Europeans do.

Austin: I think the best example is The Office, where the UK version was a lot more

Austin: subtle and quiet than the American version,

Austin: which is very in-your-face with Steve Carell doing insane tactics.

Austin: There's still some of the ironic portions. And what's funny is a lot of people

Austin: will tell me they don't like The Office.

Austin: Um well not a lot of people don't like the office but a lot of people that don't

Austin: like the office will tell me they don't like it because um it's uncomfortable

Austin: i think that uncomfortableness is the irony and kind of the the lack of grasping

Austin: what's ironic there uh will you remind me that the name of who is the the boss

Austin: in the office in the uk version i can see his face but yeah so.

Danny: It's david brent um who's uh played by ricky jivey

Austin: Yes and and ricky has this sense of humor that's very much so ironic.

Austin: And he did, I believe, the Oscars or Grammys a few years ago.

Austin: And he did a pretty brutal,

Austin: opening monologue. And I don't think it went as well in the U.S.

Austin: As it might have gone in Europe. Just because...

Austin: Uh we're a group that takes ourselves so serious um we don't we don't love not

Austin: they don't love being the punch the run the joke um because we fail to realize

Austin: that it's ironic so um i uh i do think europeans maybe have a better grasp on

Austin: irony than the americans well.

Danny: I mean they did invite him back four times i think he did it five times in a

Danny: row right what was it the golden globes maybe

Austin: Yeah the golden globes that's what it is yeah um.

Danny: So maybe who knows maybe

Austin: Somebody understood Yeah.

Danny: Exactly. I saw the audience and the dollars coming. I thought,

Danny: yeah, let's get this guy booked back on.

Danny: Yeah, no, it's like you say, I mean, stereotypes are hard because sometimes

Danny: they're proper stereotypes, other times they're not.

Danny: And I've obviously had many, I've got many American friends and had many American guests on the show.

Danny: And it's always nice to sort of break down, well, that's not quite true.

Danny: This is maybe true, et cetera.

Danny: But yeah, I think Irene is one of these ones as well. Even as someone from the

Danny: UK that now lives in Canada, I find Canadians have got very much a similar sense

Danny: of humour as the Brits or us.

Danny: From the uk but there's still that fine line at times between irony and satire

Danny: and knowing the exact you know where that's where that's being crossed

Austin: Yeah i think uh every region every audience has a different sense of humor um

Austin: so to say you know a full audience america you know has always prided itself

Austin: on being a melting pot so surely there's somebody here who gets irony um but

Austin: um in general you know it probably is a little,

Austin: A little more towards sensationalism and shock humor in America than maybe the

Austin: little ironic tidbits here and there in the dry comedy.

Danny: Well, I think what we'll do, and I appreciate it, I think we'll work together

Danny: to break these barriers down. And we'll continue to do that as we look at more questions.

Danny: So are you ready for question number three,

Austin: Austin? Absolutely.

Danny: All right. Let's see what comes up on question number three.

Danny: Okay. What's your ideal, question three, what's your ideal way to celebrate your birthday?

Austin: Uh this past birthday was probably my

Austin: favorite birthday i've had of all time so i probably can just describe um

Austin: this one i recently moved into a house which

Austin: is a big upgrade for me in my condo life it did come with roommates which has

Austin: been an adjustment but uh it's nice to have the uh square footage um to be able

Austin: to host and entertain i'm a big entertainer like i said and so uh i invited

Austin: probably 30 30 close friends um to uh my birthday this year at my house um for

Austin: a halloween i'm a i'm a october i'm a scorpio

Austin: if any of your listeners are into astrology so uh

Austin: had a nice scorpio halloween party in

Austin: october and everybody came dressed up there was

Austin: some really insane outfits um and

Austin: then a couple of people brought you know the gift of alcohol which was quickly

Austin: shared with the whole group um and it went very late um my guitar was brought

Austin: out around uh two in the morning which is a terrible terrible sign which means

Austin: go home So that's the final call for everyone to leave.

Austin: But it was a great time because I was with the people I like the most,

Austin: with the friends I like the most that care about me and that I care about.

Austin: Somebody brought a cookie cake and didn't have a candle.

Austin: So they took a pretzel I bought and put a piece of tissue on top of the pretzel

Austin: and lit it on fire so they could sing me happy birthday and have me blow it out.

Austin: Just spontaneous stuff like that that show you care about each other and you're

Austin: going to do whatever and have a good time with each other.

Danny: That sounds awesome. Like, A, there's so many good things there because you've

Danny: just moved into the new house.

Danny: You're surrounded by friends. There's nothing for fans. It's all fun.

Danny: You've got the guitar out. It's funny, you mentioned David Brent from The Office in the UK.

Danny: His favourite, or one of his favourite lines was in an episode where he was

Danny: having like a team meeting. He says, Gareth, go get the guitar.

Danny: So he got his guitar status thing, etc. It's just reminding me of that.

Danny: And I feel, is that generally how you would prefer to have, if you could have

Danny: any birthday celebration you want, no budget limitations, no location limitations.

Danny: Would you always want to go for that kind of close friends only?

Danny: Or would you ever want to have a big kind of bash?

Austin: No, I would always want it to be close friends only. I was thinking about that, actually.

Austin: I can't remember what TV show, but somebody threw a big birthday party every year. It was a big event.

Austin: It wouldn't be as fun. Like I said, I find the purpose in life sharing love

Austin: with each other and making everybody have an enjoyable experience.

Austin: And I feel like you lose that the bigger the audience.

Austin: Even in comedy, some venues are so unintimate that there's no way you can do crowd work.

Austin: I don't know how some of these comedians who are doing these specials are able

Austin: to do crowd work like they do.

Austin: It just seems so disconnected from the audience.

Austin: But I'm a person that craves intimacy in not a romantic way,

Austin: but in just a platonic way with your friends.

Austin: It's a fun thing for me and it's what I enjoy the most Yeah.

Danny: It's interesting you mention that about the crowd working, the comedians I've

Danny: seen some of my favourite comedians

Danny: now get more successful and play in massive venues so Jimmy Carr for example

Danny: UK comedian, started off fairly small stand-up TV shows and now he's doing these big stadiums.

Danny: He still seems to be good but I feel like to your point it's like when you watch

Danny: your favourite indie band and they're playing little dive bars and then all

Danny: of a sudden get a massive record deal and they're playing Wembley Stadium Jets Stadium etc

Danny: Something disappears, you know, when you have that.

Danny: But yeah, I like the intimacy. And I guess with birthdays especially,

Danny: if you're having a big birthday each year, now you're trying to top the previous year.

Danny: And it gets to some stage where it's a diminishing return that you cannot top it.

Austin: Absolutely. I can just imagine like sparklers and go-go girls coming through

Austin: the door with a birthday cake.

Austin: And the morning show, there's a Steve Carell

Austin: at his birthday and steve martin pops i mean martin short pops out of a cake

Austin: with uh with rocket dancers behind him i don't think i'll ever have the wealth

Austin: to be able to do a birthday party at that level and i'm very comfortable where

Austin: i'm at trying to out beat the next year so well.

Danny: As an introvert i'm not about crowds i i you know i i feel comfortable if i

Danny: know people as you mentioned and you've got that comfort level i wouldn't feel

Danny: comfortable at a big party i'd be in the corner eating the cake or the pretzel

Danny: stick with the candle light on and just stand there that would be me in the corner there

Austin: It's funny but i think most uh comedians are uh introspective people and they

Austin: are very perceptive and parties can probably be a little overwhelming a lot

Austin: of times and uh it's too much to take in all at once so absolutely.

Danny: Well, I like that. And as an October birthday person myself,

Danny: I'm just beyond you, though. I'm a Libra. So I must be, you must be early October.

Danny: I'm like smack in the middle.

Austin: Yeah.

Danny: But yeah, it's a good time of year to have a birthday as well,

Danny: because you're in that sort of fall, autumn period.

Danny: So you can, you know, have colors in that. If you have an outdoor party,

Danny: you've still got a nice temperature to have an outdoor party.

Danny: It's a nice time of year to have, I feel.

Austin: Absolutely. I live in Austin, Texas. So the summer it's like,

Austin: you don't go outside unless there's a body of water that you can get in so that

Austin: you don't have heat exhaustion.

Austin: So it was an indoor outdoor party and it actually rained torrentially during the party.

Austin: And I had some people get stuck in a little tent outside and I was trying to

Austin: throw them drinks so that they could have something to stay hydrated while they're

Austin: in the tent but it was definitely an event and it was a good time.

Danny: You wake up in the morning and the tent's no longer there. It's halfway to another

Danny: state floating down the river.

Austin: The chairs in the tent were just stuck in the mud. It was like,

Austin: so it's definitely an event pulling those out of the mud.

Danny: I like it. I like it. And I like that answer. So thank you for that.

Danny: Let's have a look at what question number four brings up.

Danny: Question four. What accomplishment are you most proud of?

Austin: That's a...

Austin: That's a hard one. There's definitely a recency bias.

Austin: The first thing that pops in my head is I recently lost around 65 pounds in

Austin: the last, I guess, two years.

Austin: And I am pretty proud of that accomplishment because I did it for health to

Austin: make sure I have a long life, a long mobile life where I can get around and do things.

Austin: So I would be remiss to say that I'm not very proud of that.

Austin: And that's probably what I'm most proud of at the moment.

Austin: You know, it's funny how things that you're most proud of when you're younger

Austin: and doing other things kind of disappear.

Austin: They don't disappear necessarily, but the farther away they get,

Austin: the less proud you are of them.

Austin: Like I think in high school, how important it was that I got into a good college.

Austin: And then you get into the good college and you go to the great college.

Austin: And suddenly all your friends also got into the good college.

Austin: And the accomplishment that getting into that good college once was is not as

Austin: big of a deal because everybody that you know also did it.

Austin: So, yeah, I'm going to stick with it. I'm going to stick with losing that weight,

Austin: and hopefully keeping it off here in the future.

Danny: Well, that's amazing. Hey, congratulations for that. That's kudos.

Danny: What brought the, if you don't make me ask, what brought the weight on earlier? Was it just like...

Danny: Like lack of movement were you in a rut what was the cause there are

Austin: Yeah it's a great question and um i was always

Austin: a heavier child um i grew up

Austin: playing uh football there's a term for women or used

Austin: to be for women that's not for men but you'd be in a pretty plus sizing um unfortunately

Austin: it's just husky for men which is not as as nice of a sound but uh i was a bigger

Austin: child uh struggled with uh i guess just being born that way most of my family

Austin: it's on the on the bigger side my dad I was a football player.

Austin: I was a football player, and weight is an important aspect.

Austin: Football as in American football.

Danny: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Not the proper football.

Austin: Not the one with the ball that you roll around. But so it was important to be

Austin: of size so that you can mass, moves, mass.

Austin: I got done playing football and lost a little bit of weight, actually.

Austin: But then college and COVID happened, and I ballooned up during COVID.

Austin: I actually spent some time at home. and my dad's 6'4", like I said,

Austin: played college football was a large fella and, uh,

Austin: I went and stepped on the scale at my hometown house, and it was like 265,

Austin: and he comes behind me, and he steps on the scale, and he's 255.

Austin: I was like, oh, absolutely not. I'm not going to weigh more than my dad.

Austin: My dad, I call Biggin because of his stature. I'm not going to be weighing more than Biggin.

Austin: So after that, I was like, I have to do something. We have to get this weight down.

Austin: So those lifestyle changes, activity was definitely one, walking more, eating healthier.

Austin: It was it wasn't it was more so not eating too much but eating unhealthy is

Austin: so much fast food and options you can go to canes or in and out burger and get

Austin: a 1200 calorie meal and and not and still be hungry afterwards so that's what it was.

Danny: Yeah no and it's funny you know it's like healthy food is so expensive whereas

Danny: cheap you know like the fast food is bad for you is real cheap and i feel i

Danny: know like there's been so many documentaries etc and studies etc about that do you feel like

Danny: and I don't know who'd be responsible retailers probably

Danny: markets that are selling food etc companies that

Danny: make them do you feel there needs to be a sort of change in mindset where we

Danny: have to make healthy food and healthy choices and healthy education at schools

Danny: I guess more easily accessible as opposed to just going down a block on one

Danny: main street and you've got five fast food places but only one salad bar is that

Danny: a really basic example right

Austin: No it's a great example it's a result of what I would say capitalism and that the salad bar,

Austin: the greens wilt relatively quickly and this frozen patty at McDonald's is going

Austin: to be good for my entire life. I don't know if it expires.

Austin: So there definitely should be an effort, I think, in the U.S.

Austin: To make sure that what we're eating is up to standards of health.

Austin: But ultimately, I don't think a regulation...

Austin: It's what fixes that. It has to be a lifestyle, complete lifestyle change.

Austin: If you look at the diets of some of the European countries, they don't have

Austin: particularly healthy diets, but they have active lifestyles.

Austin: They don't sit at a desk for eight hours a day and work away.

Austin: So it's a whole cultural change, in my opinion, more so than just saying,

Austin: oh, we're going to have more healthy options to eat. Yeah.

Austin: It's so hard for me to pick a salad bar over Cane's any day of the week.

Austin: So unless I have some sort of internal motivation, even if Cane's was $20 and

Austin: the salad was $10, I'd probably still find myself at Cane's every once in a while.

Austin: So it's a mixture. It's a whole mixture, and it's a case-by-case,

Austin: person-by-person war that you kind of have to fight in your own head, in my opinion.

Danny: No, that's a good point about the COVID when the pandemic hit,

Danny: and obviously everybody was at home,

Danny: which i feel could also helps maybe um

Danny: like when you when you think of remote working for example

Danny: um and obviously it gives you a much better work-life

Danny: balance much healthier work-life balance but i found i

Danny: used to work in toronto um before i moved where we are

Danny: now which is like a really small village about three hours north so i'd

Danny: commute two hours each way every day then i'd sit under a desk

Danny: for eight hours um so i put on weight

Danny: um as well over the pandemic uh so i

Danny: put on weight because of all that commute but during pandemic because i was

Danny: at home i could finish and get outside and go for a walk etc much like you did

Danny: and i found that helped a lot whereas now there's a lot of mandates to get people

Danny: back into the office and i wonder that to your point you know all the cultural

Danny: side if that's going to make it harder for people to continue i

Austin: I can't imagine it not it's just you give up so much of your life and the frustrating

Austin: part is you give up so much of your life in a commute, sitting in a car,

Austin: going to in front of an office, and you could spend so much of that time productively in your own life.

Austin: You're giving that to the company in reality. You're not giving it to yourself,

Austin: but even though it's your own personal time.

Austin: So I can't imagine it helping. I think I lost 10 pounds when I used to work

Austin: in person, moved to remote.

Austin: And that first six months I moved to remote, I lost like 10 pounds because suddenly

Austin: I had time to actually go to a gym and enjoy the gym. So,

Austin: Although I do still hate the gym with everything in my being.

Austin: But it's a lot easier when you're not brain dead from driving in traffic for

Austin: an hour to go get back in the traffic and go to the gym.

Danny: Yeah, exactly. The last thing you want to do, you finish the day's work, you're tired.

Danny: You know you want to work out, but your brain's saying you should and your body's saying no.

Austin: Yeah, exactly. I'm tired. I'm done. Let me go to sleep.

Danny: Exactly. Well, hopefully. And again, like I say, kudos to you for that lifestyle

Danny: change. Hopefully, you know, more people can have the opportunity to do that

Danny: if culture allows for that. So fingers crossed.

Austin: Fingers crossed. Absolutely. Fingers crossed.

Danny: And on that note, let's have a look at what question number five is.

Danny: And I feel this is a good one, actually, to finish off your time in the hot seat here, Austin.

Danny: Question five. Would you rather be granted three wishes of your choice 10 years

Danny: from today or be granted one wish today?

Austin: It's complex because I have to think about what my wishes, three wishes and

Austin: one wish would be I'm a finance person so there's a time value of money too if you get a scientific.

Danny: About it I

Austin: Guess I could wish for any amount of money so maybe not that maybe no need to

Austin: get that scientific I'm gonna go,

Austin: I'm gonna go with one wish today because who knows in 10 years I don't know

Austin: if do I get to make a wish from the grave so you never know You never know what's going to go.

Austin: So I go one wish today, which kind of starts to beg the question of what that wish would be.

Austin: The give me answer that makes me look like a hero is I'd wish that the culture

Austin: in America allowed for everyone to live a healthy lifestyle.

Austin: That is not what I would use the wish on, to be clear. But that would be a good one.

Austin: So it'd probably be something like some skill or something that I could instantly have.

Austin: I find enjoyment in. But as I think through that, part of the enjoyment comes

Austin: from learning the skill. So probably not that.

Austin: I don't know. I mean, I think about it.

Danny: Well, I think that's what I like about it as well. It's like,

Danny: say, I mean, you've got the easy choices. All right, make me super rich.

Danny: Make me super, a beautiful partner, for example.

Danny: You know, any of the sort of the typical, you know, materialistic things that,

Danny: yeah, would bring happiness, but I guess maybe long term might not.

Danny: You know, so, and then, let's see, because you've got one wish,

Danny: is it something that can do more for many or is it more for you that allows

Danny: you to do more for many, et cetera?

Danny: And I totally agree with your point about you may be dead in 10 years.

Danny: Hopefully you're not. Hopefully you're not putting it out there right now.

Danny: But you may be dead. So that's a wasted three wishes.

Danny: I guess your first wish could be, no, it couldn't be because it's 10 years from

Danny: now. Your first wish could have been, keep me alive for 10 years,

Danny: but you can't do that. That's not allowed.

Austin: You know three other years alive at that point with no wishes i

Austin: think uh i think it would have to be something for to help the many

Austin: um because something as i was thinking through it you know a large part of like

Austin: where you get happiness from life in my opinion is from the process of getting

Austin: there if i wish for anything i really really wanted right now um and instantly

Austin: got it i wouldn't i don't think i'd really want it anymore it kind of goes back

Austin: to those accomplishments that you have earlier in life.

Austin: You want that accomplishment and you're working so hard to get there.

Austin: And that's what's bringing you purpose and bringing you joy.

Austin: And then once you get it, it's an accomplishment and it's great and you're super

Austin: proud of yourself, but it's not where you get the joy from, in my opinion.

Austin: You get the joy from all the hard work and doing something hard and proving

Austin: to yourself that you can do something hard.

Austin: So I don't know if I would want money. it's not my money I don't know if I want

Austin: love I didn't earn love I was given love I think I want something for the group to benefit from,

Austin: Maybe we could bring Richard Pryor back from the dead or something like that

Austin: so that everybody could get one more show or something.

Danny: Now we're talking about Richard Pryor and George Carlin double bill for one night only.

Austin: There we go. Now that's a wish I could get behind.

Danny: I'm there 100%. I like the fact that it's about, and again, and there's nothing

Danny: wrong with it, it could be super easy to say, well, end world hunger.

Danny: But that also brings other issues that

Danny: you that you know we don't even think about when it comes to what'd

Danny: be easy to do but then you've got these issues you know um if you make it easy

Danny: for people to eat does that take away skills of farming you know culture cultivating

Danny: etc so yeah it's i like that answer where it's for the many bit that'd be super

Danny: cool to get like richard prior back on stage what a what a just what a legend he was i

Austin: Think the main takeaway is uh i should not be given a wish because i will use

Austin: it very frivolously so maybe give a better thought leader the wish uh we could

Austin: we could maybe i'll just be i'll wish that somebody else can make this wish

Austin: that has a better perspective on the world.

Danny: That is very matter of you and again you know kudos for taking you know away

Danny: the responsibility to put it on your shoulders and like put on someone else's

Danny: shoulders that doesn't want that responsibility either yeah

Austin: You do it i don't on it.

Danny: Awesome well i i love that answer and i i appreciate your time and the random

Danny: question hot seat austin as is only fair i've had you on the hot seat for about

Danny: 35 minutes now so it's now time to hand over the question asking baton to you yeah

Austin: And so i think i have a good one uh but i do this a lot and i wanted to get

Austin: see if you do it as well um but i will state things that i am confident are

Austin: true to later find out that I was in fact lying,

Austin: but didn't know I was lying. It was, I was just misguided.

Austin: So I wanted to know what was the dumbest thing, if you've done it,

Austin: and if you have, what's the dumbest thing you stated as a fact that you later found out to be false.

Danny: So, funnily enough, my wife says I'd be really good at Balderdash, the game Balderdash.

Danny: I don't know if you guys have got it in the States. Is Balderdash a thing in the States?

Austin: I don't think I've seen it.

Danny: Okay, so basically you tell what you're stating a fact, but it's actually a lie.

Danny: So you tell something and then the audience has got to guess,

Danny: like the people playing the game, I've got to guess, is that an actual fact

Danny: or is it a lie that you've made up?

Austin: We call that politics.

Danny: There you go. I hear you on that one. because I tend to make crap up but I say

Danny: it with such conviction so it's a little bit slightly different from your question

Danny: I will make stuff up just for fun with such belief and stubbornness that's correct that my wife,

Danny: especially my kids my kids just hate me for it are trying to work out is that true or not

Danny: and I'm trying to work out I'm trying to remember an example recently um

Danny: where I'd say something known for a fact that's a lie.

Danny: And it's not true. And not a malicious lie, but I'd just be so steadfast in

Danny: my belief that, and I'd just continue to make it up as I go along with little facts.

Danny: So I guess for one example would be, and this is like a really crappy one from

Danny: a few years back, but How Friday Got Its Name.

Danny: I'd talk about days of the week and how they got their names.

Danny: I'd say, do you know How Friday Got Its Name?

Danny: And you go, yeah, it's to do with the Latin Gregorian calendar or whatever that

Danny: used to be, would be the answer back. But I say, no, no, no, no, no.

Danny: Friday got its name from my ancestors in Scotland, the Celts.

Danny: And it's basically back in the day when, you know, the Highlanders and that

Danny: were living off the land to get their proteins, have to go out and hunt,

Danny: you know, Highland cows and bulls and stuff like that and bring it back.

Danny: And normally they just bring it back and maybe, you know, eat it raw and a lot

Danny: of them would get upset stomachs and they'd die because there's no doctors, et cetera.

Danny: So a lot of people were dying and the big chiefs always say,

Danny: well we have to do something better than this so what they decided to

Danny: do then was get the animal fat and put it over the fire

Danny: in a big melting pot and that got really hot then

Danny: they could put the meat on fry it so every

Danny: day would become a fry day so but

Danny: they don't do that once a week because that's when they go out hunting so friday

Danny: became friday so i stuck with that for years um and i had to come clean with

Danny: my wife and she was so yeah every time i come out with a statement now she'll

Danny: double check me because she knows that I could be going down a different path.

Austin: It was your wife that was going around telling this. She thought was for a fact

Austin: true was that Friday came from frying a cow.

Danny: Yeah, exactly. She was the

Austin: Way it was actually like.

Danny: Yeah, exactly. She was telling her friends at work and her mom and stuff.

Danny: So when I told her, nope, that was not a good... She was fine, but she was pissed.

Austin: Whoops. Oh, that's a good one.

Danny: Yeah, so I hope... I think that kind of answers your question,

Danny: but that's a good one, I like that.

Austin: It absolutely does, thank you. Yeah, I find myself,

Austin: I'm not dumb, but it's just sometimes, you know, somebody tells you something

Austin: that cows are fried on Friday and that's why it's called Friday.

Austin: You're excited to share.

Austin: And it turns out you're wrong. It's always the most embarrassing thing.

Danny: And that's, I think, as long as you're so convicted in your belief, you can fool people.

Danny: You know, it's when it starts getting super ridiculous and you can start to

Danny: feel yourself break. You think, OK.

Danny: It goes back to your, maybe your first question, your first answer,

Danny: where you realize you're going too far. So you need to move on a step back and

Danny: say, okay, come and clean.

Austin: It's a balancing act. Everything in life is a balancing act. It goes to lying as well.

Danny: 100%. 100%. Well, Austin, I have really, really enjoyed having you in the random

Danny: question hot seat today.

Danny: For our listeners that want to know more about you, your podcast,

Danny: maybe where to catch a live show, a stand-up, if they're in your vicinity, etc.

Danny: Where's the best place to connect with you online and listen to your podcast, all that good stuff?

Austin: Yeah. Yeah, ramblerlive.com, R-A-M-B-L-E-R live.com is where I host my podcast

Austin: and post everything that I'm doing.

Austin: So if you go check out that website, it'll be fantastic. Got my emails on there.

Austin: Feel free to shoot me an email.

Austin: I'm not very popular, so I will actually reply to it.

Austin: So yeah, look forward to it.

Danny: Awesome. And as always, I will leave that link in the show notes.

Danny: So whatever app you're listening on or you're listening to this on the website,

Danny: just check the show notes out for the episode and the link to Austin's website

Danny: will be there and you can hop on over and do all that good stuff that you just mentioned.

Danny: So again, Austin, I really appreciate appearing on today's 5 Random Questions.

Austin: Awesome. Thank you. It was a good time. I had a great time.

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