Hey, I'm Bruce Weinstein, and this is the podcast
bruce:Cooking with Bruce and Mark.
mark:I'm Mark Skarbrough, and together with Bruce, my husband, we have written
mark:36 cookbooks, including, uh, the Instant Pot Bible, and the Ultimate Cookbook,
mark:and the Look and Cook Air Fryer Bible.
mark:Bruce has written a couple knitting books, I've written a memoir, we've
mark:ghost written books for celebrities.
mark:He's, uh this is our podcast about food and cooking, which are
mark:parts of the passions of our lives.
mark:We've got a one minute cooking tip about hot chocolate.
mark:It's not quite hot chocolate season yet, but we're going to
mark:push it a little and say it is.
mark:We're going to be making plum chutney during this episode of the podcast.
mark:And we'll tell you what's making us happy in food this week.
mark:So let's get started.
bruce:Our one minute cooking tip.
bruce:Okay, the world's easiest hot chocolate is, of course, tearing open a packet mix.
bruce:Right, that's But, the best, and just as easy, is pouring hot
bruce:milk over store bought chocolate
mark:Now
mark:you're talking, wait, let's just stop.
mark:You're talking plain chocolate truffles, not like vanilla centered or creams.
mark:You're just talking plain chocolate CVS
bruce:and you buy a little bag Lindt's Lindor truffles,
bruce:They come in all sorts of flavors, but without fillings and
bruce:without nuts, just like raspberry flavored or vanilla flavored.
bruce:Throw two or three of those unwrapped, please, into a mug, pour over your
bruce:hot milk and stir it till it's melted.
bruce:It's so easy and it's so much better.
bruce:Think about it like a bath bomb for your mouth.
mark:oh, no, I don't want to think about it as a bath bomb for my mouth.
mark:That's disgusting.
mark:Does it foam up and do I foam at the lips and all that?
mark:It's disgusting.
mark:You took a nice cooking tip and you made it vile.
mark:Okay, um, that's my favorite word is vile.
mark:By the way, um, uh, the gross.
mark:Okay.
mark:Well, uh, great.
mark:So use a store bought truffles to make yourself a cup of really rich hot
mark:chocolate onto the next segment in which we're actually making plum chutney.
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mark:All right, let's head for the kitchen.
mark:We're making plum chutney.
mark:chutney.
bruce:Every year, my generous and lovely sister Julie sends boxes of
bruce:plums, Santa Rosa plums, from the trees in her backyard California.
mark:Valley.
bruce:And, in fact, it is what was making me happy in Food This
bruce:Week just a few episodes ago.
bruce:And.
bruce:This year I think there were about 50 pounds of plums
bruce:that came in two shipments.
mark:Let me just say what Julie does in case you didn't
mark:hear it in the last podcast.
mark:They go out, they have these trees, and they produce a ton of plums,
mark:way more than they can ever use.
mark:And so she gets one of those priority mailing boxes where it's a fixed rate.
mark:You just pay a price for the box, and that's the cost to mail it.
mark:And she jams them.
mark:I mean to overflowing with plums and just sticks it in the mail.
mark:So a couple of days later, it shows up this priority box with a million plums.
mark:And it's probably illegal in 48
bruce:states, but okay, we
mark:get it.
mark:And there's all the plums and then Bruce has to do something with it.
mark:So today we're going to make chutney.
bruce:And if you've been listening, you know, we are working on a canning book.
bruce:We have turned that into our publisher.
bruce:It's full of jams and jellies and chili crisps pickles and chutneys
mark:chutney.
mark:So if you don't know chutney, chutney is, uh, usually, uh, fruit jam like mixture.
mark:Now, let me say that when we say what we're about to say, we are talking
mark:about British versions of chutney.
mark:There are chutneys from India that are dry, that are powdery,
mark:that are various amalgams.
mark:But in the UK tradition of chutney, they are like a slightly less
mark:sweet jam that includes vinegar.
mark:Lots of different aromatic spices.
mark:Yes.
mark:Does this exist in India?
mark:Of course.
mark:But the UK kind of this and re crafted it for British tastes.
bruce:And the sugar that's added in most of these British style of chutneys are
bruce:what gives chutneys like this a long shelf life, even in the fridge, like a mango
bruce:chutney, which most people know about.
bruce:And as Mark said, sometimes you can go to India and other countries
bruce:where there are fresh chutneys, a cilantro chutney, a coconut
bruce:chutney, and they're made to fresh.
bruce:They're not made to, to be stored and they're more sauce like and dip like.
bruce:what
mark:we're going to do today is make chutney, and we're going to start with.
mark:eight pounds or three point six five kilograms of Santa Rosa plums.
mark:Now we're using exceptionally small ones because that's what Julie's
mark:tree produced in California.
mark:But I suppose you could use larger ones.
mark:You're just going to have to cut them down into small bite
mark:sized bits when you pit them.
bruce:We're making Eight pints of finished chutney.
bruce:That's about
mark:four and a half liters.
bruce:And you get about one pint of chutney out of every pound
bruce:of plums, kind of how it works.
bruce:And we have already I should say I, the chef, have already stood here
bruce:for an hour before we recorded this, pitting these plums, there were a lot.
bruce:Mm to
mark:kind of I'm the writer in the pair.
mark:I don't have to do this kind of crap.
bruce:So here's a trick I want to show you.
bruce:So if you want to make sure your pot is big enough to fit all this, you
bruce:know, you're gonna have eight pints of finished chutney when it's done.
bruce:So I have poured eight pints of water into my stock pot to make sure it came up to
bruce:no more than two thirds of the way up.
bruce:Okay.
bruce:Because as.
bruce:Boils that's going to roil up a bit, and I don't want it to go higher.
bruce:So you can use that, that's a trick that you can use to see where
mark:I say that chef here, who is so chefy ruined the stove the other
mark:day, making lemon marmalade because it boiled over his pot wasn't big enough.
mark:So, uh, that required a lot of cleaning has now ruined a burner.
mark:just learn from his mistakes measure your pot.
mark:So we're going to take all these ponds that Bruce has pitted and cut.
mark:These are so small.
mark:He literally cut them in half.
mark:But again, if you have larger.
mark:Plums.
mark:And by the way, you don't have to use red Santa Rosa plums.
mark:You can use any kind of plum for this.
mark:Red Santa Rosa plums are particularly sweet and red.
mark:Plums in general are sweet, but just you can use almost any
mark:plum for this, but don't use it.
mark:So-called Italian prune
bruce:Oh, the skin and yellow insides.
bruce:Dry
mark:and have a very dry texture and you need a lot of moisture.
mark:For a good shun
bruce:need a juicy plum.
bruce:You really do.
bruce:So we're dumping in.
bruce:All of those plums into the stockpot and now what I love about this
bruce:recipe, it is a dump and cook.
bruce:We are just going to go one ingredient after the other, dumping
bruce:them in on top of the plums.
mark:we're going to start with two and a half cups or 515 grams of Demerara sugar.
mark:You can also use dark brown sugar.
mark:Let me say that
mark:if you use dark brown sugar, weigh it, don't measure it.
mark:So 515 grams of it.
mark:And I'm going to put in two cups or 400 grams of granulated white
mark:sugar, or you can use caster sugar.
mark:If you use caster sugar, only go by weight 400 grams, not by volume.
bruce:I'm going to go back to the Demerara sugar for a
bruce:second and say, look for it.
bruce:Try and find rather than dark brown sugar.
bruce:You know, in U.
bruce:S., the way sugar is produced, all the molasses is taken out, and then to create
bruce:brown sugar, they add some back in.
bruce:Demerara
bruce:sugar is actually less refined.
bruce:It's not, nothing is added back in.
bruce:And it's granulated.
bruce:It has such a complex caramelly flavor that should Look for it.
bruce:I order mine online.
bruce:I get it from Amazon.
bruce:It's
mark:Enough of the sermon.
mark:So we're moving on.
mark:I'm pushing this on.
mark:Enough with the sermons.
bruce:right.
bruce:Two and a half cups of cider vinegar
mark:Okay.
mark:No, stop that.
mark:The writer is going to stop you.
mark:Two and a half cups or 600 milliliters of what?
bruce:Cider.
bruce:Apple cider
mark:What kind of cider?
mark:Apple cider
bruce:What other cider vinegars are there?
bruce:We
mark:are clear.
mark:The writer insists on clarity.
mark:So, on top of this, I'm going to add the aromatics.
mark:I'm going to start with nine medium cloves of garlic, and they have been peeled.
mark:Just to tell you, um, I really carefully peeled these because what I'm going to
mark:do with them and what I am sitting here doing with them is I'm thinly slicing
bruce:them.
bruce:Your hands are gonna smell so
mark:I know.
mark:I'm making really thin little paper thin slices clove.
mark:And while I'm doing this, why don't you talk about the
bruce:So the ginger started off as a little small hand shaped piece, you
bruce:know, with fingers that shoot off Yep.
bruce:And by the time I peeled it and then I minced it, I have
bruce:half a cup of fresh garlic.
mark:ginger.
mark:Right, and if you don't know, if your ginger is really super fresh,
mark:you can peel it with the edge of a spoon turned upside down.
mark:So if you're looking for fresh ginger, just look for the thinnest, juiciest.
mark:I'm going to use a word people hate, moistest covering on the ginger.
mark:It should
bruce:not be wrinkly.
bruce:No.
mark:but in supermarket, it mostly is.
mark:In Asian supermarkets, it never
bruce:They need to be.
bruce:Plump it needs to look like you just had a filler injection.
bruce:not old and
mark:Okay, so I'm gonna get off that we're gonna talk not only
mark:adding fresh ginger We're also using candy ginger or sometimes called
bruce:ginger
mark:and we're gonna use a half a cup of it chopped up So that's
mark:if if you don't want to go a half a cup of chopped candied ginger.
mark:It's 57 grams.
mark:So if you want to weigh it,
bruce:but you still have to chop it.
bruce:Yeah.
mark:Yeah.
mark:You got it into little bits, can weigh it before you chop
bruce:the caramelized taste of this candy ginger.
bruce:So having the fresh ginger and the candy ginger Really is a great combination.
bruce:And now the dry spices have to go in here.
bruce:I and I have two nice rounded tablespoons of red chili flakes.
bruce:And these are the kind I put on pizza, you know, nothing special.
bruce:And then we need mustard seeds.
bruce:And I like using both brown and yellow, a tablespoon of each.
bruce:And for that little sort of East Indian flavor, we have a couple
bruce:of teaspoons of garam masala.
bruce:And teaspoon of salt.
mark:You're right.
mark:And let me just say that we're using kosher salt because we prefer kosher
mark:salt, especially in preserved condiments.
mark:You can use table salt, but kosher salt is better.
mark:And let me also say that if you like a saltier chutney, which is
mark:a thing, you can double the amount and put two teaspoons of salt in
bruce:it.
mark:Um, a teaspoon is kind of a little bit abstemious, a little bit.
mark:Um, the right word, a little bit cheap,
bruce:ha
mark:but you can put more in.
mark:We're just trying to keep the salt content down.
mark:Now, the whole thing here is really easy.
mark:What we're going to do is turn on the flame and then we're
mark:going to bring this to a boil.
bruce:And I'm going to stir it with a big heavy wooden spoon because
bruce:I need to get all this mixed up and this is a lot, this is going
bruce:to take a while to come to a boil.
bruce:Okay,
mark:let me, let me give a little finesse here as writer.
mark:Okay, what you want to do is you don't want to turn your
mark:flame on high, like medium high.
mark:So not high because of the amount of sugar and the ability, uh, its ability
mark:to stick and burn with all the fruit.
mark:So let's say medium high.
mark:And then really, especially at the front.
mark:As the juices get going, you really, as Bruce says, need to stir and a bigger
mark:spoon is better and you stir and stir.
mark:And you'll see after a minute or two as we're doing this, it's,
mark:um, starting already to kind of mush together and mush up.
mark:The more liquid you get out, the less frequently you have to stir it.
mark:So maybe all the time for the first minute or so, and then a little bit
mark:less, and you'll just see, it'll start.
mark:It will slowly taper off, right, over time.
mark:It will.
mark:You always need to stir it.
bruce:Yeah.
bruce:And then as it comes near the end, and it'll take about 30 minutes
bruce:of simmering and bubbling, you're going to have to stir it almost all
bruce:the time to keep it from sticking.
bruce:So you're going to go back to a constant stir at the end, and it will
bruce:be thick and it will smell spectacular.
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mark:Okay, so we're back, and it's actually been a while.
mark:It's cooled off.
mark:It's all sitting here in bottles on the counter, and it looks nice.
bruce:Oh, it's gorgeous.
bruce:It's purple and
mark:going to make eight jars of this.
mark:Now let me tell you, if you don't want to pressure can this, or you don't want
mark:to can it in a traditional way, Um, you can, in fact, put this in clean, make sure
mark:they're really clean, clean hot water, cleaned jars with lids and all that.
mark:And then once it cools off, you can store those in the freezer.
mark:And
mark:yeah, and it'll do fine in the freezer.
mark:You thaw it back out in your fridge and you know what, it's really nice to make a
mark:lot of them because you can give them away frozen and then either someone can choose
mark:to put it in their freezer and store it.
mark:It'll stay about six months in the freezer.
mark:That's USDA guidelines.
mark:So about, let's go with their guidelines about six months in the freezer.
mark:And then they can take it out anytime they want and thaw it and use it
mark:or they can thaw it right there on the spot and, and start using it.
mark:So it's nice to keep a batch there for house gifts.
mark:Okay.
bruce:the question we get all the time is, how do you use it?
bruce:Like, what do you,
mark:well,
bruce:you know, what do you do with chutney?
bruce:You can put it on top of curries.
bruce:You could just dip bread in it.
bruce:You eat it with
mark:it to chicken salad.
mark:You can add it to tuna salad you can add it to turkey salad.
mark:Any kind of mayonnaise based salad.
mark:You can add it to for a real bump of flavor.
mark:Uh, Bruce eats a lot of chutney on baked potatoes.
bruce:Oh, I do.
bruce:I
mark:Um, so there's another way to use it.
mark:It's even good with butter on baked potatoes, which is really the truth.
mark:It's a great thing.
mark:If you thin it.
mark:out with a little hot water.
mark:So take some of this chutney and some hot water, thin it out, and it can
mark:make a barbecue glaze for the grill.
mark:Once you've cooked your chicken breasts or your pork chops or whatever you're
mark:cooking, you can use the glaze for the last few minutes on the grill.
bruce:Or you can even spoon it on top of some nice, long basmati rice
bruce:and literally just have rice and
bruce:It's a perfectly delicious meal.
mark:It's a perfectly delicious meal and it's a little spicy, but not much.
mark:So, um, we're going to, we're tasting it and we spoons out and,
mark:uh, we're not eating with anything.
mark:We're eating it on its own.
mark:Now,
bruce:Right off the spoon,
mark:Yeah.
mark:If you've ever, I want to say if you've ever had mango chutney
mark:from the store, it's sometimes a little sharp and bitter and gross.
mark:And I will admit that store brand, uh, mango chutney is sometimes not the best.
mark:This is very different.
mark:like a Savory plum
bruce:Yeah,
bruce:the problem with the store bought stuff is it's sometimes so sweet.
bruce:Yeah.
bruce:And this is
mark:Sweet and bitter at the same time.
bruce:And this is so well balanced.
bruce:The sugar and the vinegar and the spices are creating so much flavor
bruce:that what I want with this right now is to slather this on a turkey sandwich.
bruce:Like, this is like,
mark:Also good on burgers.
mark:Yeah.
bruce:Get rid of ketchup cranberry sauce make this your
bruce:go to condiment on everything.
bruce:Yeah,
mark:good on roast turkey, just like cranberry sauce.
mark:It's good on roast chicken.
mark:, let me also say that we eat it a lot on rice and dal.
mark:You want to explain that?
mark:What's dal?
mark:, bruce: the word doll is just a lentil and there are lots of kinds
mark:of lentils and dolls out there.
mark:And I love to make Chana doll, which is a chickpea lentil and I
mark:like them 'cause they're texture.
mark:They're a bit
mark:crunchy,
bruce:They're a little grainy.
bruce:Right.
bruce:a little graininess and I make a nice long grain rice.
bruce:We spoon doll over that, the Chana doll, and then dollop
bruce:the chutney on top of that.
bruce:And you could even put some yogurt on top of that, a sprinkle
bruce:of chopped nuts and cilantro.
bruce:And it's a really lovely vegetarian dinner.
mark:Yes, it is.
mark:And of course, we also have it with curries.
mark:Really having chutney in the house is just having a ton of stuff to
mark:do with it, which is really nice.
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mark:Off to what's making us happy in food this week,
bruce:Italian meringue.
mark:probably over
bruce:the last five years has made me happy in food this week before, but we
bruce:have some friends whose two grandsons had birthdays this past month and one was 13
mark:Okay.
bruce:they both asked to make cake with Italian meringue.
bruce:And it's just, in
mark:These are sophisticated children.
bruce:are.
bruce:An Italian meringue, in case you don't know, is where you beat
bruce:the egg whites to soft peak.
bruce:Then you cook a sugar syrup to 250 degrees and slowly drizzle that in
bruce:while the egg whites are beating.
bruce:So you're cooking the egg whites.
bruce:It comes out so smooth and rich and dense and silky like melted marshmallows.
mark:like, it's like, gushy marshmallows.
mark:And
bruce:then you toast the top of it with a blowtorch, and fact, one of the boys asked
bruce:me, he was helping me stack wood, because we had two cords of wood delivered,
bruce:and when I said, how much do you want to be paid, he thought about being paid
bruce:an Italian meringue, but he opted for
mark:Yeah, I would take the money to, , better choice kid.
mark:, yeah, that's, , it is amazing.
mark:, this Italian meringue Bruce has made it on trifles.
mark:You can find those pictures of the trifles on our social media fees.
mark:He's made it on birthday cakes.
mark:, what's making me happy in food this week is, , I was in St.
mark:Louis again, dealing with my mom in her health decline.
mark:And when I came home, Bruce had made a bunch of food.
mark:And one of the things he did is he smoked, yes, smoked a chuck roast
mark:and then turned it into a smoked.
mark:Chuck Roast stew that you smoke this Chuck Roast and then you
mark:made this Southwestern style
bruce:with chilies and tomatoes beans.
bruce:and bacon
mark:nice thing to come home.
mark:Whenever I go away, Bruce goes into overdrive cooking.
mark:So I came home to like gnocchi with sugo and I came home to this stew.
mark:I came up to all this food because he.
mark:Just goes into hyperdrive cooking when I'm away.
mark:He cooks all the time, but when I'm away, he really goes into hyperdrive cooking.
mark:And that smoked chuck roast stew, I'd never had such a thing.
mark:I'd never thought actually about smoking a chuck roast before.
mark:So, there you go.
mark:I'd never had anything like it.
mark:And it was super tasty.
mark:I think we had it for what, two meals?
mark:We
bruce:We did.
mark:So, , what a great thing that was.
mark:Okay.
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