bruce:

Hey, I'm Bruce Weinstein, and this is the podcast

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Cooking with Bruce and Mark.

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I'm Mark Skarbrough, and together with Bruce, my husband, we have written

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36 cookbooks, including, uh, the Instant Pot Bible, and the Ultimate Cookbook,

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and the Look and Cook Air Fryer Bible.

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Bruce has written a couple knitting books, I've written a memoir, we've

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ghost written books for celebrities.

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He's, uh this is our podcast about food and cooking, which are

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parts of the passions of our lives.

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We've got a one minute cooking tip about hot chocolate.

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It's not quite hot chocolate season yet, but we're going to

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push it a little and say it is.

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We're going to be making plum chutney during this episode of the podcast.

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And we'll tell you what's making us happy in food this week.

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So let's get started.

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Our one minute cooking tip.

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Okay, the world's easiest hot chocolate is, of course, tearing open a packet mix.

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Right, that's But, the best, and just as easy, is pouring hot

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milk over store bought chocolate

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Now

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you're talking, wait, let's just stop.

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You're talking plain chocolate truffles, not like vanilla centered or creams.

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You're just talking plain chocolate CVS

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and you buy a little bag Lindt's Lindor truffles,

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They come in all sorts of flavors, but without fillings and

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without nuts, just like raspberry flavored or vanilla flavored.

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Throw two or three of those unwrapped, please, into a mug, pour over your

bruce:

hot milk and stir it till it's melted.

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It's so easy and it's so much better.

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Think about it like a bath bomb for your mouth.

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oh, no, I don't want to think about it as a bath bomb for my mouth.

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That's disgusting.

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Does it foam up and do I foam at the lips and all that?

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It's disgusting.

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You took a nice cooking tip and you made it vile.

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Okay, um, that's my favorite word is vile.

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By the way, um, uh, the gross.

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Okay.

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Well, uh, great.

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So use a store bought truffles to make yourself a cup of really rich hot

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chocolate onto the next segment in which we're actually making plum chutney.

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But before we get there, let me say that there's a Facebook.

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All right, let's head for the kitchen.

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We're making plum chutney.

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chutney.

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Every year, my generous and lovely sister Julie sends boxes of

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plums, Santa Rosa plums, from the trees in her backyard California.

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Valley.

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And, in fact, it is what was making me happy in Food This

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Week just a few episodes ago.

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And.

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This year I think there were about 50 pounds of plums

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that came in two shipments.

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Let me just say what Julie does in case you didn't

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hear it in the last podcast.

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They go out, they have these trees, and they produce a ton of plums,

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way more than they can ever use.

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And so she gets one of those priority mailing boxes where it's a fixed rate.

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You just pay a price for the box, and that's the cost to mail it.

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And she jams them.

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I mean to overflowing with plums and just sticks it in the mail.

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So a couple of days later, it shows up this priority box with a million plums.

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And it's probably illegal in 48

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states, but okay, we

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get it.

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And there's all the plums and then Bruce has to do something with it.

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So today we're going to make chutney.

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And if you've been listening, you know, we are working on a canning book.

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We have turned that into our publisher.

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It's full of jams and jellies and chili crisps pickles and chutneys

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chutney.

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So if you don't know chutney, chutney is, uh, usually, uh, fruit jam like mixture.

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Now, let me say that when we say what we're about to say, we are talking

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about British versions of chutney.

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There are chutneys from India that are dry, that are powdery,

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that are various amalgams.

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But in the UK tradition of chutney, they are like a slightly less

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sweet jam that includes vinegar.

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Lots of different aromatic spices.

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Yes.

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Does this exist in India?

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Of course.

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But the UK kind of this and re crafted it for British tastes.

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And the sugar that's added in most of these British style of chutneys are

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what gives chutneys like this a long shelf life, even in the fridge, like a mango

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chutney, which most people know about.

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And as Mark said, sometimes you can go to India and other countries

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where there are fresh chutneys, a cilantro chutney, a coconut

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chutney, and they're made to fresh.

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They're not made to, to be stored and they're more sauce like and dip like.

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what

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we're going to do today is make chutney, and we're going to start with.

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eight pounds or three point six five kilograms of Santa Rosa plums.

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Now we're using exceptionally small ones because that's what Julie's

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tree produced in California.

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But I suppose you could use larger ones.

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You're just going to have to cut them down into small bite

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sized bits when you pit them.

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We're making Eight pints of finished chutney.

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That's about

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four and a half liters.

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And you get about one pint of chutney out of every pound

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of plums, kind of how it works.

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And we have already I should say I, the chef, have already stood here

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for an hour before we recorded this, pitting these plums, there were a lot.

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Mm to

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kind of I'm the writer in the pair.

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I don't have to do this kind of crap.

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So here's a trick I want to show you.

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So if you want to make sure your pot is big enough to fit all this, you

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know, you're gonna have eight pints of finished chutney when it's done.

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So I have poured eight pints of water into my stock pot to make sure it came up to

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no more than two thirds of the way up.

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Okay.

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Because as.

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Boils that's going to roil up a bit, and I don't want it to go higher.

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So you can use that, that's a trick that you can use to see where

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I say that chef here, who is so chefy ruined the stove the other

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day, making lemon marmalade because it boiled over his pot wasn't big enough.

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So, uh, that required a lot of cleaning has now ruined a burner.

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just learn from his mistakes measure your pot.

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So we're going to take all these ponds that Bruce has pitted and cut.

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These are so small.

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He literally cut them in half.

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But again, if you have larger.

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Plums.

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And by the way, you don't have to use red Santa Rosa plums.

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You can use any kind of plum for this.

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Red Santa Rosa plums are particularly sweet and red.

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Plums in general are sweet, but just you can use almost any

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plum for this, but don't use it.

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So-called Italian prune

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Oh, the skin and yellow insides.

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Dry

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and have a very dry texture and you need a lot of moisture.

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For a good shun

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need a juicy plum.

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You really do.

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So we're dumping in.

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All of those plums into the stockpot and now what I love about this

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recipe, it is a dump and cook.

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We are just going to go one ingredient after the other, dumping

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them in on top of the plums.

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we're going to start with two and a half cups or 515 grams of Demerara sugar.

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You can also use dark brown sugar.

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Let me say that

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if you use dark brown sugar, weigh it, don't measure it.

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So 515 grams of it.

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And I'm going to put in two cups or 400 grams of granulated white

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sugar, or you can use caster sugar.

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If you use caster sugar, only go by weight 400 grams, not by volume.

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I'm going to go back to the Demerara sugar for a

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second and say, look for it.

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Try and find rather than dark brown sugar.

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You know, in U.

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S., the way sugar is produced, all the molasses is taken out, and then to create

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brown sugar, they add some back in.

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Demerara

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sugar is actually less refined.

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It's not, nothing is added back in.

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And it's granulated.

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It has such a complex caramelly flavor that should Look for it.

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I order mine online.

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I get it from Amazon.

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It's

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Enough of the sermon.

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So we're moving on.

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I'm pushing this on.

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Enough with the sermons.

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right.

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Two and a half cups of cider vinegar

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Okay.

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No, stop that.

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The writer is going to stop you.

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Two and a half cups or 600 milliliters of what?

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Cider.

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Apple cider

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What kind of cider?

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Apple cider

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What other cider vinegars are there?

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We

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are clear.

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The writer insists on clarity.

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So, on top of this, I'm going to add the aromatics.

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I'm going to start with nine medium cloves of garlic, and they have been peeled.

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Just to tell you, um, I really carefully peeled these because what I'm going to

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do with them and what I am sitting here doing with them is I'm thinly slicing

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them.

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Your hands are gonna smell so

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I know.

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I'm making really thin little paper thin slices clove.

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And while I'm doing this, why don't you talk about the

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So the ginger started off as a little small hand shaped piece, you

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know, with fingers that shoot off Yep.

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And by the time I peeled it and then I minced it, I have

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half a cup of fresh garlic.

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ginger.

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Right, and if you don't know, if your ginger is really super fresh,

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you can peel it with the edge of a spoon turned upside down.

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So if you're looking for fresh ginger, just look for the thinnest, juiciest.

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I'm going to use a word people hate, moistest covering on the ginger.

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It should

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not be wrinkly.

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No.

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but in supermarket, it mostly is.

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In Asian supermarkets, it never

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They need to be.

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Plump it needs to look like you just had a filler injection.

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not old and

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Okay, so I'm gonna get off that we're gonna talk not only

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adding fresh ginger We're also using candy ginger or sometimes called

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ginger

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and we're gonna use a half a cup of it chopped up So that's

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if if you don't want to go a half a cup of chopped candied ginger.

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It's 57 grams.

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So if you want to weigh it,

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but you still have to chop it.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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You got it into little bits, can weigh it before you chop

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the caramelized taste of this candy ginger.

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So having the fresh ginger and the candy ginger Really is a great combination.

bruce:

And now the dry spices have to go in here.

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I and I have two nice rounded tablespoons of red chili flakes.

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And these are the kind I put on pizza, you know, nothing special.

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And then we need mustard seeds.

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And I like using both brown and yellow, a tablespoon of each.

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And for that little sort of East Indian flavor, we have a couple

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of teaspoons of garam masala.

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And teaspoon of salt.

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You're right.

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And let me just say that we're using kosher salt because we prefer kosher

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salt, especially in preserved condiments.

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You can use table salt, but kosher salt is better.

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And let me also say that if you like a saltier chutney, which is

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a thing, you can double the amount and put two teaspoons of salt in

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it.

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Um, a teaspoon is kind of a little bit abstemious, a little bit.

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Um, the right word, a little bit cheap,

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ha

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but you can put more in.

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We're just trying to keep the salt content down.

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Now, the whole thing here is really easy.

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What we're going to do is turn on the flame and then we're

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going to bring this to a boil.

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And I'm going to stir it with a big heavy wooden spoon because

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I need to get all this mixed up and this is a lot, this is going

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to take a while to come to a boil.

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Okay,

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let me, let me give a little finesse here as writer.

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Okay, what you want to do is you don't want to turn your

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flame on high, like medium high.

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So not high because of the amount of sugar and the ability, uh, its ability

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to stick and burn with all the fruit.

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So let's say medium high.

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And then really, especially at the front.

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As the juices get going, you really, as Bruce says, need to stir and a bigger

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spoon is better and you stir and stir.

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And you'll see after a minute or two as we're doing this, it's,

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um, starting already to kind of mush together and mush up.

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The more liquid you get out, the less frequently you have to stir it.

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So maybe all the time for the first minute or so, and then a little bit

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less, and you'll just see, it'll start.

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It will slowly taper off, right, over time.

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It will.

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You always need to stir it.

bruce:

Yeah.

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And then as it comes near the end, and it'll take about 30 minutes

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of simmering and bubbling, you're going to have to stir it almost all

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the time to keep it from sticking.

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So you're going to go back to a constant stir at the end, and it will

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be thick and it will smell spectacular.

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Okay, so we're back, and it's actually been a while.

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It's cooled off.

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It's all sitting here in bottles on the counter, and it looks nice.

bruce:

Oh, it's gorgeous.

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It's purple and

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going to make eight jars of this.

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Now let me tell you, if you don't want to pressure can this, or you don't want

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to can it in a traditional way, Um, you can, in fact, put this in clean, make sure

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they're really clean, clean hot water, cleaned jars with lids and all that.

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And then once it cools off, you can store those in the freezer.

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And

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yeah, and it'll do fine in the freezer.

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You thaw it back out in your fridge and you know what, it's really nice to make a

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lot of them because you can give them away frozen and then either someone can choose

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to put it in their freezer and store it.

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It'll stay about six months in the freezer.

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That's USDA guidelines.

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So about, let's go with their guidelines about six months in the freezer.

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And then they can take it out anytime they want and thaw it and use it

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or they can thaw it right there on the spot and, and start using it.

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So it's nice to keep a batch there for house gifts.

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Okay.

bruce:

the question we get all the time is, how do you use it?

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Like, what do you,

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well,

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you know, what do you do with chutney?

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You can put it on top of curries.

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You could just dip bread in it.

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You eat it with

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it to chicken salad.

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You can add it to tuna salad you can add it to turkey salad.

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Any kind of mayonnaise based salad.

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You can add it to for a real bump of flavor.

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Uh, Bruce eats a lot of chutney on baked potatoes.

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Oh, I do.

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I

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Um, so there's another way to use it.

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It's even good with butter on baked potatoes, which is really the truth.

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It's a great thing.

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If you thin it.

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out with a little hot water.

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So take some of this chutney and some hot water, thin it out, and it can

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make a barbecue glaze for the grill.

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Once you've cooked your chicken breasts or your pork chops or whatever you're

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cooking, you can use the glaze for the last few minutes on the grill.

bruce:

Or you can even spoon it on top of some nice, long basmati rice

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and literally just have rice and

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It's a perfectly delicious meal.

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It's a perfectly delicious meal and it's a little spicy, but not much.

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So, um, we're going to, we're tasting it and we spoons out and,

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uh, we're not eating with anything.

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We're eating it on its own.

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Now,

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Right off the spoon,

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Yeah.

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If you've ever, I want to say if you've ever had mango chutney

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from the store, it's sometimes a little sharp and bitter and gross.

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And I will admit that store brand, uh, mango chutney is sometimes not the best.

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This is very different.

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like a Savory plum

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Yeah,

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the problem with the store bought stuff is it's sometimes so sweet.

bruce:

Yeah.

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And this is

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Sweet and bitter at the same time.

bruce:

And this is so well balanced.

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The sugar and the vinegar and the spices are creating so much flavor

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that what I want with this right now is to slather this on a turkey sandwich.

bruce:

Like, this is like,

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Also good on burgers.

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Yeah.

bruce:

Get rid of ketchup cranberry sauce make this your

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go to condiment on everything.

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Yeah,

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good on roast turkey, just like cranberry sauce.

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It's good on roast chicken.

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, let me also say that we eat it a lot on rice and dal.

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You want to explain that?

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What's dal?

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, bruce: the word doll is just a lentil and there are lots of kinds

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of lentils and dolls out there.

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And I love to make Chana doll, which is a chickpea lentil and I

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like them 'cause they're texture.

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They're a bit

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crunchy,

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They're a little grainy.

bruce:

Right.

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a little graininess and I make a nice long grain rice.

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We spoon doll over that, the Chana doll, and then dollop

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the chutney on top of that.

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And you could even put some yogurt on top of that, a sprinkle

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of chopped nuts and cilantro.

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And it's a really lovely vegetarian dinner.

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Yes, it is.

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And of course, we also have it with curries.

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Really having chutney in the house is just having a ton of stuff to

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do with it, which is really nice.

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Before we get to the last segment of this podcast, the traditional last segment,

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what's making us have any food this week, let me say that we have a newsletter.

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Off to what's making us happy in food this week,

bruce:

Italian meringue.

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probably over

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the last five years has made me happy in food this week before, but we

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have some friends whose two grandsons had birthdays this past month and one was 13

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Okay.

bruce:

they both asked to make cake with Italian meringue.

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And it's just, in

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These are sophisticated children.

bruce:

are.

bruce:

An Italian meringue, in case you don't know, is where you beat

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the egg whites to soft peak.

bruce:

Then you cook a sugar syrup to 250 degrees and slowly drizzle that in

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while the egg whites are beating.

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So you're cooking the egg whites.

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It comes out so smooth and rich and dense and silky like melted marshmallows.

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like, it's like, gushy marshmallows.

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And

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then you toast the top of it with a blowtorch, and fact, one of the boys asked

bruce:

me, he was helping me stack wood, because we had two cords of wood delivered,

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and when I said, how much do you want to be paid, he thought about being paid

bruce:

an Italian meringue, but he opted for

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Yeah, I would take the money to, , better choice kid.

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, yeah, that's, , it is amazing.

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, this Italian meringue Bruce has made it on trifles.

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You can find those pictures of the trifles on our social media fees.

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He's made it on birthday cakes.

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, what's making me happy in food this week is, , I was in St.

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Louis again, dealing with my mom in her health decline.

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And when I came home, Bruce had made a bunch of food.

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And one of the things he did is he smoked, yes, smoked a chuck roast

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and then turned it into a smoked.

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Chuck Roast stew that you smoke this Chuck Roast and then you

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made this Southwestern style

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with chilies and tomatoes beans.

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and bacon

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nice thing to come home.

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Whenever I go away, Bruce goes into overdrive cooking.

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So I came home to like gnocchi with sugo and I came home to this stew.

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I came up to all this food because he.

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Just goes into hyperdrive cooking when I'm away.

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He cooks all the time, but when I'm away, he really goes into hyperdrive cooking.

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And that smoked chuck roast stew, I'd never had such a thing.

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I'd never thought actually about smoking a chuck roast before.

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So, there you go.

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I'd never had anything like it.

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And it was super tasty.

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I think we had it for what, two meals?

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We

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We did.

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So, , what a great thing that was.

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Okay.

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