1 00:00:00,320 --> 00:00:04,200 I don't want to do the work today. I don't want to do the work today. 2 00:00:04,360 --> 00:00:06,760 I don't really want to do the work today. 3 00:00:06,800 --> 00:00:08,800 I don't want to do the work today. 4 00:00:20,920 --> 00:00:24,200 Welcome in everybody. It's the craft beer republic. 5 00:00:24,200 --> 00:00:27,320 Thanks for drinking. Thanks for joining. 6 00:00:27,320 --> 00:00:31,080 I am Greg and I am being joined by the world champion of the Midwest. 7 00:00:31,080 --> 00:00:33,440 And that's Flex. What's up, big fella? Uh, happy. 8 00:00:33,440 --> 00:00:38,400 WrestleMania weekend, everybody. Yeah. Or or is WrestleMania hangover? 9 00:00:38,440 --> 00:00:42,000 That's ironic, because don't you? Not a wrestling show. 10 00:00:42,200 --> 00:00:44,440 Not a wrestling show. We'll see how long we can keep 11 00:00:44,440 --> 00:00:47,360 that going. Yeah. We'll try. Uh, and then joining us from the 12 00:00:47,520 --> 00:00:52,600 great white yonder. Is it snow a lot in Utah. 13 00:00:53,680 --> 00:00:59,400 In the winter? More than here. Is that a racist joke? 14 00:00:59,440 --> 00:01:02,730 No, no, but I guess it works for Utah too. That's what I was thinking. 15 00:01:02,770 --> 00:01:07,250 No. No joke. It was a no joke. The great white people yonder. 16 00:01:07,290 --> 00:01:08,770 That's a good one. The funny part is, 17 00:01:08,770 --> 00:01:12,810 I'm not white. Well, I'm. Yes. You're one of three in the 18 00:01:12,810 --> 00:01:20,250 entire state. Pacific Islander. Uh, she is the executive director 19 00:01:20,250 --> 00:01:23,250 of the Utah Brewers Guild, part of Beer Nerd Radio. 20 00:01:23,290 --> 00:01:27,250 The artist formerly known as Miss Tipsy Socks. Steph. What's happening? 21 00:01:27,290 --> 00:01:30,450 Hey, that was a really nice lineup. I've never accomplished so many 22 00:01:30,450 --> 00:01:32,650 things in one sentence. Let's get the resume out. 23 00:01:33,490 --> 00:01:37,890 That's about as far as it goes. Yeah. All right, well, ChatGPT will 24 00:01:37,890 --> 00:01:40,810 make it longer, I promise. I know I've gotten your emails 25 00:01:40,810 --> 00:01:47,690 before. To whom it may concern. Uh, anyways, lots to get to today. 26 00:01:47,690 --> 00:01:49,770 We're gonna, of course, talk a little beer shit. 27 00:01:49,810 --> 00:01:53,490 Especially with Steph on the show. Got some booze news to get through. 28 00:01:53,770 --> 00:01:58,780 Uh, I'll recap my boring trip to Vegas. All that good stuff. 29 00:01:58,820 --> 00:02:01,860 Before we move on, I know it was so adult of me. 30 00:02:02,220 --> 00:02:04,660 Uh, shout out to our top listing city of last week. 31 00:02:04,660 --> 00:02:09,460 And that is Trenton, new Jersey. Ooh, we like new Jersey, 32 00:02:09,460 --> 00:02:12,900 and they like us. Apparently so. Okay, maybe we don't like them. 33 00:02:12,900 --> 00:02:16,260 We like, like the the people, the the beer people. 34 00:02:16,260 --> 00:02:20,060 The beer people. I guess the. The thing keeps getting smaller. 35 00:02:20,260 --> 00:02:23,620 Yeah, yeah, there's that one guy who's not too bad. Yeah. 36 00:02:23,620 --> 00:02:27,260 We like, uh, a small population of new Jersey. 37 00:02:27,300 --> 00:02:29,900 Yeah. Yeah. One guy's not bad. I can deal with him for about 38 00:02:29,900 --> 00:02:31,860 30 minutes. Beyond that, jersey can suck it. 39 00:02:31,900 --> 00:02:33,420 Yeah. But thanks for listening, 40 00:02:33,420 --> 00:02:36,140 Jersey. I met a guy once. He said he drove through Jersey, 41 00:02:36,140 --> 00:02:39,460 and I said, all right, man, you're pretty cool. And that was the end. 42 00:02:40,740 --> 00:02:44,540 All right, well, I think, uh, I think I need some lack of 43 00:02:44,540 --> 00:02:50,900 sobriety in my life. Flex. Uh. Crack it open, daddy! Ooh! Big daddy. 44 00:02:55,980 --> 00:03:06,710 Oh! Oh, I love my bear. I love my. I Love My Beer. 45 00:03:07,350 --> 00:03:09,790 I'm excited to share this with you both. 46 00:03:09,790 --> 00:03:14,350 Flex and I are drinking the same beer, and that is Russian River 47 00:03:14,350 --> 00:03:20,230 Brewing's Blind Pig IPA 6.25% 70. I can't see a thing. 48 00:03:20,230 --> 00:03:25,630 It really can't. Pour. Pig and collective 4.15 rating on 49 00:03:25,630 --> 00:03:30,350 untapped over 135,000 ratings. The brewery, they say full bodied, 50 00:03:30,350 --> 00:03:33,870 very hoppy brew with citrus pine, fruity notes and a nice dry, 51 00:03:33,910 --> 00:03:36,830 bitter finish. This West Coast IPA is true to 52 00:03:36,870 --> 00:03:40,310 its style as a very hop forward with enough malt character and 53 00:03:40,310 --> 00:03:43,990 alcohol to balance it out. Tasting notes citrus, pine and woody, 54 00:03:44,390 --> 00:03:46,750 one of their flagship beers, blah blah blah Flex. 55 00:03:46,910 --> 00:03:50,230 Uh, texted me and said that he had gotten this and I said, 56 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:53,470 funny that you have this because I have one in my fridge, too. 57 00:03:53,510 --> 00:03:56,960 Thanks to Intern Brian for hooking it up. He just brought it over one day. 58 00:03:57,000 --> 00:04:00,120 He's like, you like Blind Pig have one. I was like, don't mind if I do. 59 00:04:00,160 --> 00:04:06,720 And thanks to my my aviator Tom Nardo DiCaprio pilot Tom. Yeah. 60 00:04:06,760 --> 00:04:10,000 He was in Fresno again, and he hooked me up with a bunch of Russian River. 61 00:04:10,440 --> 00:04:15,400 So, uh, this is because of him. And I say it all the time. 62 00:04:15,440 --> 00:04:18,880 I will gladly have a blind pig over a Pliny any day of the week. 63 00:04:18,880 --> 00:04:21,480 This is why we're friends. Yeah. Suck it. Pliny. 64 00:04:21,800 --> 00:04:24,080 Uh, what say you, Flexy? How you liking? 65 00:04:24,560 --> 00:04:29,360 So it's just kind of like a crisp, refreshing smell. 66 00:04:29,400 --> 00:04:33,000 Like it's a little bit hoppy, but it's not, like, overbearing. 67 00:04:33,280 --> 00:04:37,000 Yeah. A little, uh, pine on the nose. A little bit. Yeah. 68 00:04:37,040 --> 00:04:44,640 So then the old Tongue-jobber here. Ying ying ying ying ying ying ying 69 00:04:44,640 --> 00:04:49,960 ying la. La la la la la la la la la. Wow. I feel underqualified. 70 00:04:51,400 --> 00:04:55,130 Super duper crisp and refreshing. Something I really enjoy about 71 00:04:55,130 --> 00:05:00,730 their IPAs, as I've had a few now, is that it says it's got that, uh, 72 00:05:01,250 --> 00:05:07,490 that bitter dry finish and nothing lingers. Like there's none of that. 73 00:05:07,770 --> 00:05:10,970 Doesn't coat the tongue. Oil or whatever that coats the 74 00:05:10,970 --> 00:05:14,210 tongue and kind of makes you, like, kind of rinse out your 75 00:05:14,210 --> 00:05:18,410 mouth before the next sip. Mhm. It's lovely. I love how they do that. 76 00:05:18,730 --> 00:05:24,370 I don't get many fruity notes. No. Maybe like a little citrusy 77 00:05:24,370 --> 00:05:27,770 orangey type of thing going on. But, but, but it's a lot of pine 78 00:05:28,730 --> 00:05:32,850 um very light bodied, very crisp. I thoroughly enjoy that. 79 00:05:32,890 --> 00:05:38,010 Um, but I'm gonna have to disagree with both of you, but. Oh. 80 00:05:39,330 --> 00:05:42,890 Um, I really thoroughly enjoyed the Pliny over this. 81 00:05:42,930 --> 00:05:46,410 More than this, huh? Yes. Is that because you're a booze whore 82 00:05:46,410 --> 00:05:49,690 and you like the stronger beers? I mean, we're talking, what, 83 00:05:49,730 --> 00:05:54,980 1.25% difference. I don't know. Is that what it is? Pliny's like A75. 84 00:05:54,980 --> 00:05:59,260 And I believe this is A625. Okay. But I think the second you. 85 00:05:59,460 --> 00:06:03,900 I cracked the Pliny like the aroma just spewed out of the bottle, 86 00:06:04,420 --> 00:06:08,380 and then you poured it out and you could smell it and taste it, 87 00:06:08,380 --> 00:06:11,860 and it was phenomenal. This is just like a little bit 88 00:06:12,380 --> 00:06:16,780 lighter, you know, and not so as tasty as Pliny. 89 00:06:16,820 --> 00:06:20,420 It's tasty, but I just don't think it's, as you know, with the 90 00:06:20,420 --> 00:06:23,940 tasting notes, the fruity notes, that it's still a really good beer. 91 00:06:23,980 --> 00:06:27,060 I thoroughly enjoy this, don't get me wrong. Hey, you know what? 92 00:06:27,540 --> 00:06:34,300 Steph. You know. Each their own. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, Pliny is 8%. 93 00:06:34,300 --> 00:06:37,740 This is 6.25, so almost 2% more for Pliny. 94 00:06:38,300 --> 00:06:39,740 Uh, you know, everything you just described about 95 00:06:39,740 --> 00:06:43,500 this is what I like about it more. There's not that hop coating on 96 00:06:43,500 --> 00:06:45,180 the tongue afterwards. You don't feel like you have to 97 00:06:45,180 --> 00:06:47,380 rinse your mouth out. It's light. It's crisp. 98 00:06:47,540 --> 00:06:51,980 Honestly, I could just fucking pound these. They're so good. Um. Yeah. 99 00:06:52,020 --> 00:06:54,630 Little, little pine in there. Yeah. Not much fruit like you said, 100 00:06:54,630 --> 00:06:59,270 but, uh, just classic clean. Not a fucking malt bomb. 101 00:06:59,270 --> 00:07:01,470 West coast IPA. Yep yep yep. And you know what? 102 00:07:01,510 --> 00:07:05,070 Maybe as it warms up, maybe the notes come out a little bit more. 103 00:07:05,670 --> 00:07:09,070 I don't know, I've never let it. Warm. Up, you know. 104 00:07:09,910 --> 00:07:11,470 Yeah, that's the thing. I don't think I'll be able to 105 00:07:11,470 --> 00:07:15,550 let this warm up because it's that tasty that it's going to go 106 00:07:15,550 --> 00:07:18,550 down pretty quickly. But yeah, I think I did, you know, 107 00:07:18,590 --> 00:07:20,470 put it on the record books. Mark it on your calendar. 108 00:07:20,470 --> 00:07:25,190 Everybody over Blind Pig younger. Have you had the younger? 109 00:07:25,350 --> 00:07:28,750 I had the younger for the first time the other day. Oh really? Mhm. 110 00:07:28,790 --> 00:07:31,190 Flex you probably have had younger. No, I have not had that one. 111 00:07:31,190 --> 00:07:32,750 That's a little harder to come by. Yeah. 112 00:07:32,790 --> 00:07:35,310 I've had a, I don't know, probably like three different 113 00:07:35,310 --> 00:07:38,310 years of the younger. And what do you think. What do I. 114 00:07:38,670 --> 00:07:43,670 Um first of all I'm not a huge malty West Coast kind of guy. 115 00:07:43,710 --> 00:07:47,230 And yeah, to me, younger is just a big fucking malt bomb. 116 00:07:47,230 --> 00:07:49,470 And it has to be because they want that booze up there. 117 00:07:49,950 --> 00:07:52,990 And, uh, you know, it's great. I'm glad I had a chance to get it. 118 00:07:52,990 --> 00:07:56,550 I would not wait in line for it or do the whole, like, ticket sales. 119 00:07:56,550 --> 00:08:00,510 It's it's not my jam. It's good for what it is. Yeah. 120 00:08:00,910 --> 00:08:04,470 Bet Flex would love it. Probably. You said it's a malt bomb. 121 00:08:04,470 --> 00:08:07,750 You know how I feel about that. Yeah, I mean, it was it, 122 00:08:07,750 --> 00:08:10,470 like 13% or something like that? I don't even remember. 123 00:08:10,470 --> 00:08:12,950 Is it that big? It's. It's a big daddy. 124 00:08:12,950 --> 00:08:15,750 And in order to get that ABV out of there, you got to put a fair 125 00:08:15,750 --> 00:08:20,390 amount of malt in it. So it's a lot. It's a it's a lot. Yeah. 126 00:08:20,430 --> 00:08:23,990 It's just, you know, it's fine. Yeah. I was like, oh, I'm I'm so glad 127 00:08:23,990 --> 00:08:26,230 I finally got to try one. It was good. Thanks. 128 00:08:26,550 --> 00:08:29,230 I would still rather have a Blind Pig. Yeah. 129 00:08:29,270 --> 00:08:32,230 Which was probably like super offensive, but. 130 00:08:32,270 --> 00:08:35,390 I'm sure we've offended everybody listening. Um, let's see. 131 00:08:35,390 --> 00:08:37,470 Oh, ten and a half, ten and a half. For younger. 132 00:08:37,550 --> 00:08:40,990 You're just offending the hype folk. That's all you're. Doing. 133 00:08:41,270 --> 00:08:44,150 I know I also shit on beer zombies a couple months ago. 134 00:08:44,190 --> 00:08:47,670 This this show is done for. We don't need to talk about how I 135 00:08:47,670 --> 00:08:50,560 feel. I'm mad at them right now. Oh, really? Yeah. 136 00:08:50,560 --> 00:08:52,840 They're leaving Utah, so. Oh, I'm mad at him, too, 137 00:08:52,880 --> 00:08:55,840 because their beer wasn't very good. Yeah. Yeah, they. 138 00:08:55,840 --> 00:08:59,600 Yeah, they kind of like, just like the last year or so. 139 00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:01,720 They crapped out. They were building a brewery here, 140 00:09:01,720 --> 00:09:05,320 and then they backed out, and then they just picked up. 141 00:09:05,320 --> 00:09:07,880 They decided to pick up and leave. And now I'm mad at them. Yeah. 142 00:09:07,920 --> 00:09:11,280 Suck it. Yeah. And stuff. Hey, speaking of Utah beer and 143 00:09:11,280 --> 00:09:14,640 all that good stuff, aren't you planning a beer fest? I am. 144 00:09:14,760 --> 00:09:18,120 How is that going? I've secretly. I've always wanted to like it sounds 145 00:09:18,120 --> 00:09:20,440 like. Hey, I could be like the hero. It's kind of like Wayne's World, you 146 00:09:20,440 --> 00:09:24,760 know? We're gonna play a waynestock. Uh, it's a lot of work. 147 00:09:24,760 --> 00:09:27,760 I'm tired all the time. I'm not nearly as fun as I used 148 00:09:27,760 --> 00:09:31,560 to be. I have no life. Um. And that's great. 149 00:09:31,680 --> 00:09:36,160 It's really cool. So. No, it's. I'm hoping for the best. 150 00:09:36,160 --> 00:09:40,200 Is my first festival planning it by myself? I hope it's just. 151 00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:44,960 Called beer stock. Beer stock. It's a great. Name for. 152 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:46,920 A beer festival. No, 153 00:09:46,960 --> 00:09:52,130 it's called the Great beer mash up. Get your permit. Application. Yeah. 154 00:09:53,330 --> 00:09:57,170 So, yeah, that's all I've been doing. I'm hoping it comes out great. 155 00:09:57,170 --> 00:10:00,250 It's usually a great festival. I hear a lot of people say it's 156 00:10:00,250 --> 00:10:04,010 my favorite festival in Utah, so if I fuck it up, 157 00:10:04,010 --> 00:10:09,570 I'm going to be really sad. My, my guess is it only has like one 158 00:10:09,570 --> 00:10:15,770 other festival to go up against, you know? How dare you! Flex two. 159 00:10:17,850 --> 00:10:21,930 So there's always like the small festivals. It's top. Three at least. 160 00:10:21,970 --> 00:10:25,290 But we have a couple of big ones. But I don't love the giant 161 00:10:25,290 --> 00:10:29,930 festivals like like, oh great, Mike's Hard Lemonade is throwing 162 00:10:29,930 --> 00:10:31,930 this beer fest, right? You know, 163 00:10:31,970 --> 00:10:35,010 I was actually sponsored by truly. I was thinking about Mike's Hard 164 00:10:35,010 --> 00:10:39,130 Lemonade the other day because I was wondering, is it still even around? 165 00:10:39,610 --> 00:10:42,050 Yeah, I think so. And I don't know, it's been replaced 166 00:10:42,050 --> 00:10:47,010 by, uh, what's the t. Oh, twisted. T yeah. Oh, is that really. Oh, I. 167 00:10:47,050 --> 00:10:49,500 You know, Lipton with alcohol. What's that? I don't even know. 168 00:10:49,540 --> 00:10:51,380 Honestly, I haven't seen a mike's Hard 169 00:10:51,380 --> 00:10:56,260 Lemonade around in the longest time. But also, I was thinking about just 170 00:10:56,260 --> 00:11:02,180 how they called it. Mike's hard. You know, which out of context, 171 00:11:02,220 --> 00:11:05,980 it's saying Mike is hard. Those were different times. 172 00:11:06,020 --> 00:11:09,340 I just want to say shout out to Mike. Um, you know, 173 00:11:09,380 --> 00:11:12,860 we're not having any issues, man. Or is it that it's just things 174 00:11:12,860 --> 00:11:15,420 are just hard sometimes. Maybe he got old and that's why 175 00:11:15,420 --> 00:11:19,500 we don't see it anymore. Mike's not hard. Very sorry. 176 00:11:19,500 --> 00:11:23,860 Mike. Yeah. So, uh, is there is there like, 177 00:11:23,860 --> 00:11:28,500 a theme to the the festival. Or so brewers like it? 178 00:11:28,500 --> 00:11:31,580 Not every brewery in any state is a guild member. You. 179 00:11:31,620 --> 00:11:33,540 They pay dues to be part of our guild. 180 00:11:33,740 --> 00:11:38,220 But, um, if you're a member of our guild, you get to choose a partner, 181 00:11:38,220 --> 00:11:43,100 and it can be another brewery or a distillery or cidery sake, 182 00:11:43,140 --> 00:11:45,100 whatever you want. A couple people have teamed up with, 183 00:11:45,100 --> 00:11:49,310 like, cocktail bars. Um. Something booze related? Yeah. 184 00:11:49,590 --> 00:11:51,710 Um, and then they make a collaboration 185 00:11:51,710 --> 00:11:55,750 beer specifically for the festival. So you can only get them at the fest. 186 00:11:55,750 --> 00:11:57,950 And usually they'll make enough that they can still sell it in their 187 00:11:57,950 --> 00:12:01,910 taprooms afterwards, but. Sure. Um. I like that idea. That's a cool idea. 188 00:12:02,030 --> 00:12:04,510 It's fun because all the beers is new. 189 00:12:04,830 --> 00:12:07,550 You're not drinking old stale beer that somebody's trying to get rid of. 190 00:12:07,990 --> 00:12:10,310 Uh, it's not beer. You've had a thousand times 191 00:12:10,310 --> 00:12:13,710 someplace else. So all the all the beers are only 192 00:12:13,710 --> 00:12:18,430 available there, and some of them won't last after that day. 193 00:12:18,470 --> 00:12:21,510 I like that. Dun dun dun. Yeah. And it's really fun because the 194 00:12:21,510 --> 00:12:24,950 brewers actually serve themselves. So when you come to get your beer, 195 00:12:24,990 --> 00:12:29,070 you're being served by the two teams of people who actually made it, 196 00:12:29,070 --> 00:12:33,190 and they love to tell you about it. Tell you about all the lupulin 197 00:12:33,190 --> 00:12:35,590 that they put into it. Seriously. Cryo hops? 198 00:12:35,630 --> 00:12:38,870 It's actually, I think the Brewers have as much fun as like, 199 00:12:38,870 --> 00:12:41,310 the people that buy a ticket to come, because the brewers are all 200 00:12:41,310 --> 00:12:43,910 hanging out with each other. The Brewers in Utah are all buddies, 201 00:12:44,350 --> 00:12:46,960 so it's really just. All seven of them. I mean, yeah. 202 00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:52,480 Hey, I have, like, uh, 40 participants in 30 new beers. 203 00:12:52,800 --> 00:12:54,560 Wow. That's pretty good. That's pretty wild. 204 00:12:54,600 --> 00:12:57,240 Pretty happy about it. Yeah, we got a couple crazy 205 00:12:57,240 --> 00:12:59,920 things going on, so. Nice. All joking aside, I really, 206 00:12:59,920 --> 00:13:02,560 really like the idea of that because so many times you go like, hey, 207 00:13:02,560 --> 00:13:05,400 it's the Rotary Club beer fest. And it's just all local breweries 208 00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:07,400 are like, well, I got a bunch of halfers that I need to. 209 00:13:07,440 --> 00:13:12,320 Dump or your truly's. Right? Yeah. So, uh, and actually, 210 00:13:12,320 --> 00:13:17,280 we're not a lot of states do I think. Uh, wait, is it you guys Flex 211 00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:19,080 that does the joint fest? Who does the joint? 212 00:13:19,240 --> 00:13:24,280 Yeah, we do the joint fest. Isn't it a similar concept? Uh, yeah. 213 00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:29,520 I guess if it's all collabs and all the beers are made for the festival, 214 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:33,520 and then they are sold in two six pack like variety, 215 00:13:33,560 --> 00:13:37,120 six packs. Oh, that's cool. They'll be on tap at the brewery 216 00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:39,720 until they run out. Yeah, ours will put em on tap at 217 00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:42,480 the brewery till they run out or. Yeah, in cans or whatever, 218 00:13:42,520 --> 00:13:45,410 however they're doing it. But. So yeah I guess. Yeah. Similar thing. 219 00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:49,250 Yeah for sure. So it's fun though. It's like a really community driven 220 00:13:49,250 --> 00:13:52,490 event. It's really cool. Nice fun. Hopefully it stays that way. 221 00:13:52,690 --> 00:13:54,850 If you guys want free tickets, call Steph at. 222 00:13:55,570 --> 00:13:59,330 It's all about the community. It really is actually. 223 00:13:59,330 --> 00:14:03,250 This is our our currently our only fundraiser for the Utah 224 00:14:03,250 --> 00:14:05,810 Brewers Guild. So, uh, if I don't make our money 225 00:14:05,810 --> 00:14:11,370 for the year, I'm fired next week. Former executive director of. 226 00:14:12,450 --> 00:14:16,490 Well, you just have to make a new slogan like fundraising question 227 00:14:16,490 --> 00:14:25,330 mark, no, or. Fun. Fundraising. Yeah, somebody's already ahead 228 00:14:25,330 --> 00:14:32,850 of the game. Sorry. This reflex. Serving up some some cash, 229 00:14:32,890 --> 00:14:35,450 though, so. Oh, we're pretty excited about that. 230 00:14:35,490 --> 00:14:38,170 Nice. Is that like VIP ticket? You get some knickknacks with you? 231 00:14:38,210 --> 00:14:40,450 Oh, we're just selling them. But I've thought about that. 232 00:14:40,450 --> 00:14:42,130 Actually, I don't think that's a bad idea, 233 00:14:42,220 --> 00:14:46,300 So. Either way, it can't be bad. Yeah. Um. That's exciting. Yeah. 234 00:14:46,340 --> 00:14:49,940 We love Erica. She's great. She's the best. She is the best. 235 00:14:50,220 --> 00:14:52,340 She, uh. Last time we were at Lagerville, 236 00:14:52,340 --> 00:14:56,500 she sent us, like, a whole box of nosh, and we just started handing 237 00:14:56,500 --> 00:14:59,100 it out to people as sort of like a promotion, like go check out. 238 00:14:59,140 --> 00:15:01,740 And every time somebody came up, we were like, yeah, you want one? 239 00:15:01,740 --> 00:15:04,100 They're like, yes. Here you go. We ended up like, but you gotta 240 00:15:04,100 --> 00:15:06,220 go to @Neck_nosh_llc com or go follow her on the gram, you know? 241 00:15:06,220 --> 00:15:08,780 Whatever. It was a good idea. Yeah, it was great. 242 00:15:08,820 --> 00:15:13,020 People were losing their minds. Like, this is so cool. Really? 243 00:15:13,420 --> 00:15:15,780 We ran out. Someone asked if they could have 244 00:15:15,780 --> 00:15:18,660 the one I was wearing. I was like, homie, I am sweating. 245 00:15:18,660 --> 00:15:21,660 I don't think you want my extra salty pretzel necklace. 246 00:15:21,700 --> 00:15:24,020 Like that's disgusting. You know, I don't care, man. 247 00:15:24,020 --> 00:15:25,140 I was like, you know what? Here. Take it. 248 00:15:25,180 --> 00:15:29,100 Yeah, that would have sold me the extra, extra salt. Yeah. Yeah. 249 00:15:29,380 --> 00:15:32,700 It was. It was weird and gross. I was like, you fucking enjoy, 250 00:15:32,700 --> 00:15:35,940 homeboy. People love free stuff. I guess they don't really care 251 00:15:35,940 --> 00:15:38,540 if you've been sweaty on it. They. That's true. 252 00:15:38,580 --> 00:15:40,620 They actually, some people will pay extra for that. 253 00:15:40,620 --> 00:15:44,630 Puts the sweaty pretzels on the skin, says the. Person. With the. 254 00:15:44,630 --> 00:15:48,750 Sock Instagram account. You know all about that sweat bonus. 255 00:15:49,190 --> 00:15:51,510 I don't. Have. Sweaty feet. I'm not saying you do. 256 00:15:51,510 --> 00:15:54,550 I'm just saying people probably request it. That's pretty gross. 257 00:15:54,590 --> 00:15:56,910 They do. It's true. People are fucking weird. 258 00:15:56,910 --> 00:15:58,870 People are gross. Oh, well, that sounds fun. 259 00:15:58,870 --> 00:16:00,790 Go check out the, uh, the. Where is it? 260 00:16:00,830 --> 00:16:03,550 I mean, besides Utah. Like where? So it's in Salt Lake City. 261 00:16:03,590 --> 00:16:08,150 It's in Utah. Utah. In Utah. Utah? Yeah, it is. 262 00:16:08,190 --> 00:16:11,190 It is in our capital city, the city that most of us live in 263 00:16:11,350 --> 00:16:15,430 in Salt Lake City. So, wait. Flex weren't we talking about 264 00:16:15,470 --> 00:16:18,630 last week or the week before? Where does Steph live? 265 00:16:18,670 --> 00:16:21,630 And and we said there's two options. You either live in Salt Lake or 266 00:16:21,630 --> 00:16:24,310 you live in Provo. Provo? Yeah, we had that conversation. 267 00:16:24,470 --> 00:16:26,750 Really? I think we settled on Salt Lake, 268 00:16:26,750 --> 00:16:29,190 right? Oh, I don't live anywhere near Provo. 269 00:16:29,310 --> 00:16:31,870 Yeah, I think that's what we did. Because there's only two cities 270 00:16:31,870 --> 00:16:37,350 in all of Utah. So is Salt Lake closer or is it 271 00:16:37,350 --> 00:16:42,360 Provo? Closer? It's Ogden or Salt Lake. Come on. No. 272 00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:44,200 And then you have National Park, Utah. 273 00:16:44,320 --> 00:16:46,400 You can't forget about that because there are people who live down in, 274 00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:48,400 like, you can't just call it the national parks. 275 00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:54,920 Name a city after what's around there. I'm talking about a an area. 276 00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:57,760 First of all, yes they can. It's called Salt Lake City. 277 00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:03,560 That's all they've done in Utah. Yeah, that's that's what we did. 278 00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:08,000 Welcome to Utah. National parks, Utah. 279 00:17:08,520 --> 00:17:11,200 My buddy used to live in Woods Cross, Utah. 280 00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:16,280 I'm sure there was a cross made of wood in the city or town 281 00:17:16,320 --> 00:17:18,640 center or whatever. I'm sure at one point there may 282 00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:19,400 have been. And they're like, hey, 283 00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:22,240 what should we call this place, I don't know. Woods cross. Yeah. 284 00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:24,760 There's like a giant X on the mountain, but I don't, 285 00:17:25,080 --> 00:17:27,880 I don't know. Yeah. Got real hammered in Woods Cross. 286 00:17:28,120 --> 00:17:31,120 Sounds like aliens were playing a giant game of tic tac toe. 287 00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:36,680 Probably. Utah is not that small. You guys, come on. I don't know. 288 00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:39,290 I'm fine with it. Everybody go home. Yeah, I feel like. 289 00:17:39,490 --> 00:17:42,850 I feel like Wisconsin's actually a pretty small state, but, you know. 290 00:17:42,890 --> 00:17:48,370 Yeah, well, not small, I was I was in Vegas last week for a conference. 291 00:17:48,370 --> 00:17:51,090 I know, here's the thing. This is my first trip to Vegas. 292 00:17:51,130 --> 00:17:54,170 Like the strip? Like Vegas. Vegas. I mean, 293 00:17:54,170 --> 00:17:57,290 it's gotta be close to ten years. Steph drinking out of a candleholder. 294 00:17:57,610 --> 00:18:00,650 It looks. Like goblet. It looks. Like a. Pimp. Couple in the bottom. 295 00:18:00,650 --> 00:18:03,810 I'd show you, but I can't. It's like gold. It's her chalice. 296 00:18:04,490 --> 00:18:08,770 Uh, went to Vegas for a conference and stayed at the Linq, which is 297 00:18:08,770 --> 00:18:13,010 where the big Ferris wheel thing is. Yeah. You know, um, I was by myself. 298 00:18:13,010 --> 00:18:14,770 It was for work. The wife didn't come. 299 00:18:14,810 --> 00:18:16,970 None of my coworkers were there. So I was like, you know, 300 00:18:17,010 --> 00:18:21,130 my one and only true love when it comes to the strip is being able to 301 00:18:21,170 --> 00:18:25,050 walk around with beer in toe. Right. So, um, naturally, 302 00:18:25,050 --> 00:18:28,370 I went to CVS because that's half the price of everywhere else. 303 00:18:28,410 --> 00:18:31,970 Went to their cooler and grabbed some seltzer. Tallboys. 304 00:18:34,010 --> 00:18:37,250 Uh, just because that's all they had? No, because I was walking around. 305 00:18:37,370 --> 00:18:39,660 I was feeling athletic. I didn't want a beer to weigh me 306 00:18:39,700 --> 00:18:42,780 down. I thought you meant because 307 00:18:42,780 --> 00:18:45,900 seltzers make you look stronger. Because they're easier to lift. Oh! 308 00:18:45,900 --> 00:18:49,380 Damn it. No, I got the tallboy. These things were giant. 309 00:18:50,980 --> 00:18:54,100 But how many topo chicos? Why don't you just do? 310 00:18:54,140 --> 00:18:56,900 Topo chicos are legit, I like those. I actually do too. 311 00:18:56,900 --> 00:19:00,380 I had a cocktail made inside of a Topo Chico the other day, and it was 312 00:19:00,380 --> 00:19:03,580 pretty good. Oh, yeah, this was. It was like strawberry lemonade or 313 00:19:03,580 --> 00:19:06,100 some strawberry, something I forget. And I was like, ah, it's not bad. 314 00:19:06,100 --> 00:19:08,660 So I probably had like ten of those over my trip. 315 00:19:08,660 --> 00:19:11,780 I just would cruise into CVS, grab a couple, hit the strip, 316 00:19:11,820 --> 00:19:14,820 go watch the weirdos. Uh, before I went Flex you and I 317 00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:18,100 were talking about, you were at, uh, Margaritaville, which, 318 00:19:18,140 --> 00:19:21,900 by the way, no longer there. Wow. I walked right by it. It's gone. 319 00:19:21,940 --> 00:19:23,980 There's nothing there now. It's just an empty building. 320 00:19:24,020 --> 00:19:26,660 Are they all gone? Uh, starting to feel that way? 321 00:19:27,100 --> 00:19:31,740 Well, I guess, uh, it was wasting away. Oh, dear. 322 00:19:32,780 --> 00:19:34,660 But you were talking about the naked chicks who were, like, 323 00:19:34,660 --> 00:19:37,710 trying to get people to take photos with them and charge them dollars. 324 00:19:37,750 --> 00:19:40,870 Yes, they had the handprints on their boobies. 325 00:19:41,070 --> 00:19:44,790 That was very much still happening. What I had never seen before was 326 00:19:44,790 --> 00:19:49,670 the male version of that. There were cowboys with assless 327 00:19:49,670 --> 00:19:53,510 chaps and thongs. Oh, you haven't seen them. And whips? 328 00:19:53,550 --> 00:19:55,990 No, I have not seen that before. I thought you were gonna say 329 00:19:55,990 --> 00:19:58,030 like their dongs were painted or something. 330 00:19:58,030 --> 00:20:01,710 Because I thought you were at first. Well, that's where I expected you to 331 00:20:01,710 --> 00:20:05,550 go. Sorry. Sorry. No painted dongs. Uh, but just assless chaps, 332 00:20:05,550 --> 00:20:07,270 and they're wearing thongs. And they were. 333 00:20:07,270 --> 00:20:08,910 They had whips, the crack of the whips. 334 00:20:08,950 --> 00:20:11,030 They walked by and one of them was like, hey, you want a picture? 335 00:20:11,070 --> 00:20:14,710 I was like, no, I just laughed. It's like, no, 336 00:20:14,710 --> 00:20:17,070 I don't want a picture. I mean, like, if it was free, 337 00:20:17,190 --> 00:20:20,190 it would be a funny picture. For real. And I would totally do it. 338 00:20:20,190 --> 00:20:22,830 But I'm not gonna give this dude five bucks to take a picture. 339 00:20:22,870 --> 00:20:25,790 To take a picture? Yeah, the. Thing. Was, it would have been cool if he 340 00:20:25,790 --> 00:20:27,990 had, like, an Indiana Jones hat, though. That would have. 341 00:20:27,990 --> 00:20:30,430 Been then I would have considered taking a picture. 342 00:20:30,710 --> 00:20:34,750 Maybe he could have whipped it off your head. Oh, that's a different. 343 00:20:34,750 --> 00:20:37,600 Let's just go hog wild. Is that like $10 for a video then? 344 00:20:37,640 --> 00:20:40,960 I don't know what it is. It's probably more. Like. 75. 345 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,880 $15 for a siege. They take a picture with their 346 00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:47,520 phone and then they text it to you. Is that what they do? No. Oh. 347 00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:53,080 For 75 bucks. I better get them digits for 75 348 00:20:53,120 --> 00:20:55,200 bucks. Could you imagine all the spam 349 00:20:55,200 --> 00:21:00,760 you get through the year? Just dick. Pics. For free. 350 00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:06,560 Come check out in Indiana. Bones and the Temple of Boom. 351 00:21:07,760 --> 00:21:10,080 You're welcome. Uh, the weird thing was, like, 352 00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:13,040 these guys were jacked, but they were like, five foot two. 353 00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:17,840 It was comical. Oh. Yeah. I've seen them a bunch of times. 354 00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:22,160 Like just on. Vegas. Yeah. Steph just kept circling the block. 355 00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:24,120 I don't remember them being tiny, but maybe. 356 00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:27,440 They were not large in stature. Uh, they were ripped. 357 00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:30,120 I mean, they probably would have kicked my ass or something, but, uh. 358 00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:32,280 Yeah, all five foot two of them. I guess I could have just held my 359 00:21:32,280 --> 00:21:35,570 hand out and stopped them, but. So. Yeah, there's that. Uh, I got to. Oh. 360 00:21:35,610 --> 00:21:38,610 So the conference I was at was for TV people. 361 00:21:38,650 --> 00:21:41,370 It's, you know, all the TV gear manufacturers and 362 00:21:41,370 --> 00:21:44,250 movies and that kind of stuff. They've started slowly adding in 363 00:21:44,250 --> 00:21:46,330 some podcast stuff. And I have to say, 364 00:21:46,370 --> 00:21:50,890 I met up with Riverside, which is. This is funny. This is. Really funny. 365 00:21:51,610 --> 00:21:54,410 And I didn't even mean to stop because I was like, I have 366 00:21:54,410 --> 00:21:58,410 nothing that nice to say to them. And so I walked by and one of 367 00:21:58,410 --> 00:22:00,850 the guys, one of the engineers, stops me as I'm walking by. 368 00:22:00,850 --> 00:22:02,770 He goes, hey, have you heard of Riverside? 369 00:22:02,770 --> 00:22:05,570 I was like, hey, man, uh, yeah, yeah I have. And I tried to walk on. 370 00:22:05,610 --> 00:22:07,130 He's like, oh, how have you heard of us? 371 00:22:07,130 --> 00:22:08,930 I was like, I was like, we use it weekly. 372 00:22:08,970 --> 00:22:12,090 Like we we use Riverside to record. He goes, oh, tell me about it. 373 00:22:12,130 --> 00:22:14,570 And I said, well, you know why? My co-host lives in another 374 00:22:14,570 --> 00:22:16,610 state and I live in California, you know, whatever. 375 00:22:16,650 --> 00:22:19,490 And and so we needed something. And I said, I've tried them all. 376 00:22:19,490 --> 00:22:21,890 And, you know, we're with Riverside. Oh, so you like Riverside? 377 00:22:21,890 --> 00:22:25,130 I was like, I mean, you guys got a lot of problems. 378 00:22:27,450 --> 00:22:29,410 And he's like, oh, what kind of problems? 379 00:22:29,450 --> 00:22:32,330 The best of the worst or something. I did eventually. 380 00:22:32,330 --> 00:22:35,060 So he asked what the problems were and not to unload my 381 00:22:35,060 --> 00:22:38,420 technical issues on the audience. But like, I gave him my my laundry 382 00:22:38,420 --> 00:22:41,980 list of the problems we have. And a lot of it's centered around 383 00:22:41,980 --> 00:22:44,980 the, I guess, you know, Flex has a Chromebook, which they're like, 384 00:22:45,020 --> 00:22:48,180 oh yeah, well, Chromebooks are hard. I was like, so are you telling me 385 00:22:48,180 --> 00:22:50,980 that, like, having a shitty laptop would be better than a Chromebook? 386 00:22:51,020 --> 00:22:53,420 He goes, it's easier for our systems to handle. 387 00:22:53,460 --> 00:22:56,620 And so we went on this whole tirade of like, how stupid that is. 388 00:22:56,860 --> 00:22:59,180 And then he goes, so. But you tried the other ones and 389 00:22:59,180 --> 00:23:00,340 you're still with us. I was like, yeah, 390 00:23:00,380 --> 00:23:03,980 like basically you're the least shitty of all the ones I've tried. 391 00:23:07,020 --> 00:23:08,860 And he's like, well, I guess that's a good thing. 392 00:23:10,660 --> 00:23:12,780 I was like, yeah, I mean, we're still giving you money, so. 393 00:23:13,100 --> 00:23:16,780 You're the best of the worst. Yeah. So, okay, when someone asks you a 394 00:23:16,780 --> 00:23:19,700 question like that and, you know, because I'm not a good liar, I'm the 395 00:23:19,700 --> 00:23:22,340 kind of person who'd be like, well, that's the problem. I hate your shit. 396 00:23:22,500 --> 00:23:24,260 Yeah, but there's times when I'm like, 397 00:23:24,260 --> 00:23:28,620 do I want to exert the five minutes or longer that this might take? 398 00:23:28,660 --> 00:23:33,300 Am I capable of lying because I want to not stand here with this dude. 399 00:23:33,340 --> 00:23:35,380 Yeah. Like, do you have those thoughts? 400 00:23:36,500 --> 00:23:38,780 When he first asked me, have you heard of Riverside? 401 00:23:38,780 --> 00:23:42,740 I had that brief moment of like. Did you like, back and forth? 402 00:23:42,780 --> 00:23:48,340 Like, do I pretend I'm. Yeah. Who, me? Huh? The guy behind me. 403 00:23:48,580 --> 00:23:52,060 I was like, do I pretend that I'm on the phone? 404 00:23:52,620 --> 00:23:55,060 Just, you know, fingers up to the face like, 405 00:23:55,060 --> 00:23:58,740 hello? Sorry, I gotta take this. I was like, you know what? 406 00:23:58,740 --> 00:24:03,300 I'm gonna. I'm gonna go in. He was probably sorry. 407 00:24:04,660 --> 00:24:08,580 I would have been. Yeah. What do they expect? 408 00:24:08,580 --> 00:24:11,380 If you're gonna put shitty stuff out there and then ask people 409 00:24:11,380 --> 00:24:15,260 how they like it, right? I mean, he I purposely was not going 410 00:24:15,300 --> 00:24:17,980 to the booth, and he pulled me in, so I feel like that's on him. 411 00:24:18,300 --> 00:24:21,820 I think he tried to engage. That's what we call that. Yeah. 412 00:24:21,820 --> 00:24:23,860 So he in fact, at one point he even asked me he's like, 413 00:24:23,860 --> 00:24:26,420 what seem your problems, you know? And I was like, well, you know, 414 00:24:26,460 --> 00:24:28,860 half the time Flex sounds like he's underwater and I have to do all 415 00:24:28,860 --> 00:24:31,470 this stuff to fix it or whatever. And whatever. And he goes. Yeah. 416 00:24:31,830 --> 00:24:33,430 And he's like, oh, that's so weird. And I said. 417 00:24:33,470 --> 00:24:35,870 He goes, did you report it? I said, I reported it, and your 418 00:24:35,870 --> 00:24:39,150 engineers told me I was crazy. And, uh, it made me lose faith in 419 00:24:39,150 --> 00:24:44,310 your ability to listen to audio. Hi, Greg. Yeah. 420 00:24:44,590 --> 00:24:48,790 I feel awkward for the guy. I know, 421 00:24:48,790 --> 00:24:52,430 poor guy shouldn't have asked me. So, uh, I texted Flex immediately. 422 00:24:52,430 --> 00:24:56,350 Like, I just talked to one of the engineers at Riverside and unloaded 423 00:24:56,350 --> 00:25:01,750 on him. Oh, good. Never mind. No no, no. Yeah. No. No. 424 00:25:02,030 --> 00:25:06,590 Just emotionally. Ah. All right. Well, that felt good to get out. 425 00:25:06,870 --> 00:25:09,230 Good to get that off your chest. Yeah, it did feel nice. So. 426 00:25:09,310 --> 00:25:11,150 All right, before we get into some news, let's, uh, 427 00:25:11,230 --> 00:25:14,470 make a call to the pen, find out what Steph's drinking over yonder. 428 00:25:17,830 --> 00:25:25,030 Are the calls to the bullpen for the old. Please, drinking a Zima? 429 00:25:25,030 --> 00:25:31,120 What the hell was that? Um. Uh, I'm drinking a Epic brewing 430 00:25:31,120 --> 00:25:35,440 brainless Belgian style ale, but this one was aged in sake 431 00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:40,800 barrels. Go on. It is delicious. It was a tiny batch that they made. 432 00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:43,200 Um. So of course I bought as many 433 00:25:43,560 --> 00:25:46,400 bottles as I could carry out. It's not the size of the batch 434 00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:48,800 that counts. Everybody. I just want you to know that. 435 00:25:49,440 --> 00:25:53,080 I know you can make a small batch of real shitty beer. Oh, yeah. Damn it! 436 00:25:53,120 --> 00:25:57,280 I'm trying to make a fucking joke. You're not very funny. Eh? 437 00:25:57,480 --> 00:25:59,120 Now I know you're lying through your teeth. 438 00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:07,480 I held my face straight for a solid two seconds. That was good. 439 00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:12,040 Second and a half. Uh. So they brewed this with both 440 00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:16,040 blackcurrant, blackberries, and then I don't know how long 441 00:26:16,080 --> 00:26:20,760 they aged it for, but this one comes in at a. I'm screwed. 10.2%. 442 00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:24,960 I know, because this is a big boy. Big daddy. Epic brewing. 443 00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:27,760 I used to think that they obviously didn't make great beer 444 00:26:27,850 --> 00:26:30,450 because they were too. They were like the big guys in town. 445 00:26:30,490 --> 00:26:34,010 But, uh, I love their beer. Yeah, I've had a, you know, 446 00:26:34,050 --> 00:26:36,330 a bunch of their core type stuff. You see it around it. 447 00:26:36,650 --> 00:26:39,490 Honestly, like, their core stuff is okay, but. It's just. Fine. 448 00:26:39,490 --> 00:26:42,530 The best stuff is, like, the stuff they have straight in 449 00:26:42,530 --> 00:26:45,650 the brewery. Yeah. So they remind me a lot of, um, 450 00:26:45,690 --> 00:26:49,490 Great Divide out of Colorado. Like, their core stuff is just murr. 451 00:26:49,530 --> 00:26:51,810 But when you're in the area and you get some of their small batch stuff, 452 00:26:51,810 --> 00:26:53,290 it's like, oh, you guys do some good shit. 453 00:26:53,330 --> 00:26:58,530 Oh my gosh, their barrel aged stuff is so freaking good. But, um, yeah. 454 00:26:58,530 --> 00:27:01,410 And I'm not a big stout person, but they do a big Bad Baptist 455 00:27:01,410 --> 00:27:04,450 Stout series every year and they're pretty freaking amazing. 456 00:27:04,490 --> 00:27:09,090 What's even more unpopular? Opinion. Not a big fan of the big bads. 457 00:27:09,970 --> 00:27:12,410 Um, I'm only a fan of some of the flavors. 458 00:27:12,410 --> 00:27:15,890 I actually don't really love The Naked and like the Brewers Select, 459 00:27:15,890 --> 00:27:19,970 but, um, they're special. Like, they changed their lineup every 460 00:27:19,970 --> 00:27:25,490 year and they did a s'more one. That thing was delicious. Diabetes. 461 00:27:25,850 --> 00:27:30,100 I think I had a French, a French vanilla one and I it was 462 00:27:30,100 --> 00:27:35,460 French vanilla, some kind of vanilla, I don't know, maybe it was. Vanilla. 463 00:27:35,500 --> 00:27:38,460 Not every year is filled with winners, but every once in a 464 00:27:38,500 --> 00:27:42,180 while you get. You get. I mean, for the most part, they're 465 00:27:42,220 --> 00:27:45,620 there. I mean, I'll believe you. You don't have to defend yourself. 466 00:27:45,660 --> 00:27:48,260 It's fine. I'm not. I didn't make it. I don't give a shit what you think. 467 00:27:53,260 --> 00:27:57,660 Backhanded. That's. That's why we have her on here. 468 00:27:57,900 --> 00:27:59,260 That's right. That's like Firestone, though, 469 00:27:59,300 --> 00:28:02,420 you know, Firestone will put out all these great, you know, barrel 470 00:28:02,420 --> 00:28:06,780 aged and barrel or, you know, wild fermented sours and all that stuff. 471 00:28:06,860 --> 00:28:09,980 And then they drop a fucking dark and stormy, and it's literally the 472 00:28:09,980 --> 00:28:12,740 worst beer I've ever put in my pie. I love hearing you talk about 473 00:28:12,740 --> 00:28:15,660 this beer because. It's so disgusting. Yes. 474 00:28:15,940 --> 00:28:19,220 And the story has been corroborated by interim Brian and Deb. 475 00:28:19,220 --> 00:28:22,220 Like, it's not just me. You know, there's just sometimes 476 00:28:22,220 --> 00:28:26,830 you just everybody loves a thing And you don't love it, I get it. 477 00:28:26,830 --> 00:28:29,470 I fucking hate pumpkin beer. I could die and I. 478 00:28:29,470 --> 00:28:35,830 Oh, I love a good pumpkin spice beer. Why? Because it's delicious. 479 00:28:36,390 --> 00:28:38,750 It's gonna have a nutmeg beer. It's a nutmeg. 480 00:28:38,790 --> 00:28:41,910 It's it's a solid flavor, but it also. 481 00:28:41,910 --> 00:28:45,230 Wears Uggs with his cut off jeans. I know. That's accurate. 482 00:28:45,430 --> 00:28:50,710 That is he got an apple bottom. I do actually. 483 00:28:52,190 --> 00:28:55,870 I, I wish everybody could have seen that. 484 00:28:55,870 --> 00:28:58,150 Look, sometimes I do wish this was a video show, 485 00:28:58,830 --> 00:29:04,670 but then I'd have to wear makeup. It's a little rotund, um. You know. 486 00:29:04,710 --> 00:29:07,670 Hey, you squatted a lot for that apple bottom. Yeah. 487 00:29:07,670 --> 00:29:10,590 You worked on that? Robust, if you will. You earned. It. 488 00:29:10,670 --> 00:29:14,910 Um, it's a row bum. A row bum. Yeah. We're just shortening all the 489 00:29:14,910 --> 00:29:18,510 things now. Oh, dear. It's like the 90s all over again. 490 00:29:19,230 --> 00:29:21,830 Uh, all right, let's, uh, let's knock a little news out 491 00:29:21,830 --> 00:29:24,440 before we get out of here. Tilray is gonna close down Hop 492 00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:27,840 Valleys Eugene Brewery this summer and move their production elsewhere. 493 00:29:27,880 --> 00:29:30,200 Tilray is doing this to all their breweries that they bought out. 494 00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:39,080 Yeah, just like. Death is angry. In. The news every week. Why so angry? 495 00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:42,520 Because I'm losing one of my breweries because of monster energy. 496 00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:45,080 Oh. Are you. Fix their shit up and leaves. 497 00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:50,120 Monster fucked up worse than Tilray even. It's been. It's been stressful. 498 00:29:50,320 --> 00:29:54,400 Was it left hand? No. That's in Colorado. It was squatters. 499 00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:57,560 Wasatch, which squatters in Wasatch are two of our oldest still 500 00:29:57,560 --> 00:30:01,480 functioning breweries. Not for long. Nope, they're not Utah beer anymore. 501 00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:03,920 As of the end of May. Way to go, monster! 502 00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:07,800 Just fucking everything. Up, a-holes. Now they got six breweries in Utah. 503 00:30:10,360 --> 00:30:17,720 Then there were six. Uh, four point. Wow. Fort point. Gotta hit the T. 504 00:30:18,040 --> 00:30:22,480 Fort Point beer and hen House, both out of California, have merged. 505 00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:25,290 Uh, The Kraft on Kraft partnership has reached the Bay area. 506 00:30:25,290 --> 00:30:29,170 Four Point Beer and Henhouse Brewing are merging to form Fort 507 00:30:29,210 --> 00:30:35,210 Point Henhouse, Inc.. Oh, God. How creative. A lot of mergers, a. 508 00:30:35,250 --> 00:30:37,130 Lot of. Mergers. I was waiting for the super 509 00:30:37,130 --> 00:30:41,410 creative like mashup of names. Right? And that was not it. 510 00:30:41,450 --> 00:30:45,890 Boom boom boom, uh, four Point and Henhouse brands will continue to 511 00:30:45,890 --> 00:30:48,490 operate independently of one another, maintaining their individual and 512 00:30:48,490 --> 00:30:52,850 complementary portfolios. Founder co-founder of Fort Point, 513 00:30:52,890 --> 00:30:56,530 Justin Catalina. Catalina will serve as CEO of the 514 00:30:56,530 --> 00:31:00,530 combined entity. Catalina wine mixer. Catalina wine mixer. 515 00:31:00,610 --> 00:31:04,970 Motherfucking Catalina wine mixer. While henhouse co-founder and 516 00:31:04,970 --> 00:31:08,370 CEO Colin McDonald will operate as chief chief Sales officer. 517 00:31:08,370 --> 00:31:10,930 So there you have it. This is really just one of those 518 00:31:10,970 --> 00:31:14,050 like, we need to combine and buy in bigger bulk kind of things. 519 00:31:14,330 --> 00:31:16,930 It sounds like because shit's expensive out there. 520 00:31:17,050 --> 00:31:20,090 That's what I hear. They should. There's so many better names. 521 00:31:20,090 --> 00:31:22,980 I don't know them, but I'm over here pondering all of them. 522 00:31:22,980 --> 00:31:25,300 I'm like, Forkin Lickin Good, I don't know. 523 00:31:27,580 --> 00:31:31,660 I don't, I don't there's gotta be some. Yeah. 524 00:31:31,700 --> 00:31:34,100 Come on. I know henhouse. I've not. Well, 525 00:31:34,100 --> 00:31:36,820 I think I've had some Fort Point, but I've never been there. But. 526 00:31:39,540 --> 00:31:49,500 I don't know. What the. Pollo loco. You're not even trying to incorporate 527 00:31:49,500 --> 00:31:56,820 both names. No, she gave up. SH. I know it's fort. 528 00:31:57,100 --> 00:32:01,420 My brain wants it to be four. Four. Yeah, sorry. It's fine. Go on. 529 00:32:01,580 --> 00:32:05,900 Uh, Diageo strikes a deal with LeBron James and his Lobos. 530 00:32:05,940 --> 00:32:09,860 1707 Diageo is teaming up with consulting investment firm Main 531 00:32:09,860 --> 00:32:13,940 Street Advisors for a strategic joint venture that swaps out the spirits 532 00:32:13,980 --> 00:32:18,380 giant majority ownership of Ciroc in exchange for LeBron's company. 533 00:32:18,380 --> 00:32:22,870 1707 Tequila gee, who wouldn't want P Diddy's old vodka right now? 534 00:32:23,110 --> 00:32:26,190 Yeah, pass on that. Yeah, here's a little Willie. 535 00:32:26,350 --> 00:32:30,990 The deal intended to accelerate Ciroc in the US while growing Lobos 1707 536 00:32:30,990 --> 00:32:33,590 worldwide, according to the release. The announcement comes after 537 00:32:33,630 --> 00:32:35,910 Diageo was reportedly seeking a buyer for the vodka brand, 538 00:32:35,910 --> 00:32:39,910 following a now settled lawsuit with former backer Sean Diddy Combs. 539 00:32:40,590 --> 00:32:44,190 Uh Lobos 1707 includes three tequila and mezcal and was 540 00:32:44,190 --> 00:32:49,030 founded by actor Diego Osorio. Never heard of LeBron James in 2020? 541 00:32:49,070 --> 00:32:51,270 Me neither. But of course, LeBron James. 542 00:32:51,310 --> 00:32:55,510 Diego. Yes. Uh, how about a beer that nobody 543 00:32:55,510 --> 00:33:04,070 wants? Okay. Walmart is preparing. Wait. I'm in. I'm so fucking in. 544 00:33:04,830 --> 00:33:07,350 It's all I had to say. Huh? I just want to see, like, 545 00:33:07,350 --> 00:33:14,590 a Walmart light. It's just baby blue. It's like $3 for a 30 pack. 546 00:33:16,190 --> 00:33:20,960 Well, Walmart is prepping a Brewmasters selection line of beers. 547 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:24,320 Do you shop at Walmart? Are you a piece of trash? 548 00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:28,760 Do you hate. Flavor? Get Walmart Lite. 549 00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:33,320 You saw Costco beer was bad. Just wait. Uh, working. 550 00:33:33,320 --> 00:33:37,160 With Costco advent calendar? Yeah, I've not had the Costco 551 00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:40,600 craft pack that they used to have. I never actually tried that. 552 00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:44,920 I wasn't great. Okay. Do they look like they have their 553 00:33:44,920 --> 00:33:48,640 own beer? There was a Costco. Like a Kirkland multipack, 554 00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:50,280 I don't know. Yeah, I just know there's 555 00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:53,080 breweries around here that'll. Or, like, Sierra Nevada will put 556 00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:56,040 their, like, variety packs in there. Oh, yeah, we get that. 557 00:33:56,040 --> 00:33:58,920 But also there was Kirkland Craft. And I didn't know that. 558 00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:03,040 It was like lager, uh, IPA, like a West Coast IPA, a pale and a stout, 559 00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:05,560 something like, you know, your basic. Not very good, but, I mean, their 560 00:34:05,560 --> 00:34:10,480 liquor is usually just like rebranded of. Right? Like top shelf. Yeah. 561 00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:15,240 Yeah, like a mid-range shelf liquor. The Costco vodka is goose. 562 00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:17,280 Grey goose. That's what I've heard. That's what I've heard. 563 00:34:17,480 --> 00:34:21,450 Or is that just. People. Here in myth. You know? 564 00:34:21,490 --> 00:34:22,850 A few, I think it was around Christmas time. 565 00:34:22,850 --> 00:34:26,930 I actually saw a Kirkland, uh, barrel aged stout. 566 00:34:27,290 --> 00:34:30,930 And if you read the fine print, it was made by Deschutes. So, yeah. 567 00:34:30,970 --> 00:34:33,530 I should have tried it, but I didn't. I'm so over barrel aged. 568 00:34:33,970 --> 00:34:37,170 You're good. Yeah. Um. Let's see. Oh, they're gonna be working with 569 00:34:37,170 --> 00:34:41,370 City Brewing in California to make all the beer names like Golden 570 00:34:41,370 --> 00:34:45,530 Cerveza, Brewmasters Premier, and Brewmasters Light appear to 571 00:34:45,530 --> 00:34:47,810 be the initial selections. No word on any barrel aged 572 00:34:47,810 --> 00:34:51,450 stouts yet, but obviously, uh, that sounds even worse. 573 00:34:51,450 --> 00:34:57,370 I would just love a six pack at the, uh, Walmart select. I bet you. 574 00:34:57,370 --> 00:35:02,410 Would. Wally's. Wally's select. Wally's select. That's what we need. 575 00:35:02,410 --> 00:35:05,410 We just need people cracking beers in Walmart. We'll do a show. 576 00:35:05,450 --> 00:35:10,010 We'll get the variety pack. Um. Oh, and we'll drink Walmart beer. 577 00:35:10,530 --> 00:35:13,690 Mhm mhm. Yeah. Sounds like a that's a good water 578 00:35:13,690 --> 00:35:18,460 show. Invite Steph to that one. Oh gee Thanks. Yeah. Sounds like fun. 579 00:35:18,540 --> 00:35:23,980 Uh, which which brewery is going to be contract brewing there? 580 00:35:24,100 --> 00:35:27,580 Beer city brewing. What do you know of this place? 581 00:35:27,620 --> 00:35:30,220 I've never heard of it. I think they did, like, a lot of 582 00:35:30,220 --> 00:35:34,620 pbr's contract brewing for a while. I think they're mainly just contract. 583 00:35:34,620 --> 00:35:38,060 I don't think they put out their own shit. 584 00:35:38,340 --> 00:35:42,700 Wait, who's going to come up with the recipe then? Hmm. 585 00:35:43,020 --> 00:35:46,820 That's a good question. The recipe? The recipe? Yeah. 586 00:35:47,620 --> 00:35:50,420 The man who gets paid to make the recipes, I believe, 587 00:35:50,420 --> 00:35:54,740 is called the recipe. I bet they just use the same shit 588 00:35:54,740 --> 00:35:58,460 and put it in a different can. What shit are they putting in a can? 589 00:35:58,660 --> 00:36:02,140 Probably PBR. Oh, well, in that. Case, yeah. 590 00:36:02,540 --> 00:36:06,420 You might be getting a deal or you may be getting ripped off. 591 00:36:06,580 --> 00:36:10,540 Either way. Depends what they charge. Yeah, they are only contract. 592 00:36:10,780 --> 00:36:14,980 Uh, I don't love PBR, but sometimes it really hits. PBR, huh? 593 00:36:15,430 --> 00:36:18,230 I heard that. Is it the coffee one? I heard that one's good. 594 00:36:18,270 --> 00:36:19,710 I don't know if they make. Oh, I. Did. 595 00:36:19,750 --> 00:36:23,510 You know, Wendy's sent me a coffee one, and it was, uh. It was sweet. 596 00:36:23,590 --> 00:36:25,630 You know, it's like a. Yeah, it was sweet. It wasn't. 597 00:36:25,710 --> 00:36:27,510 It was better than drinking a PBR. I'll tell you that. 598 00:36:27,550 --> 00:36:29,390 Yeah, I've heard they're good. I've heard it was pretty good. 599 00:36:29,390 --> 00:36:31,590 I never had it. That was before I got into, like, 600 00:36:31,590 --> 00:36:35,550 cold coffee. Mhm. That's the thing. I'm not a big cold coffee fan in 601 00:36:35,550 --> 00:36:38,910 general, but this wasn't bad. It didn't taste like beer at all. 602 00:36:39,190 --> 00:36:42,390 But, uh, you know we'll end it with this one. 603 00:36:42,630 --> 00:36:46,150 Steph have you heard the story about the Florida principal and teacher 604 00:36:46,270 --> 00:36:53,310 who threw the house party? No. Didn't even have a kid that was 605 00:36:53,310 --> 00:36:55,670 a student, you know. Was this during Irene Jungle? 606 00:36:55,710 --> 00:37:01,350 Yeah, that might have, like. Hi, Vanessa. Damn. Damn. 607 00:37:01,390 --> 00:37:03,230 Those damn party girls. I've been watching their 608 00:37:03,230 --> 00:37:06,750 Instagrams and being jealous because I'm not there. Loser. 609 00:37:08,110 --> 00:37:11,790 Oh, wait, we're not there either. Uh, no. This is back in January. 610 00:37:11,830 --> 00:37:16,400 A principal and a teacher threw a house party with over 100 kids 611 00:37:16,720 --> 00:37:19,120 and got them hammered and cops were called. 612 00:37:19,160 --> 00:37:22,360 And like neither of them had kids that were even students at the 613 00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:24,760 school. Like they just threw a party. Really? Yeah. 614 00:37:24,760 --> 00:37:26,440 They didn't have like, it wasn't like their kids were like, 615 00:37:26,440 --> 00:37:28,840 hey, mom, can I throw a big party? Yeah. This sounds like. A. 616 00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:38,760 Movie starring, uh, Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn. Wow. Wow. Wow. 617 00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:43,040 And could only take place in Florida. Uh, well, anyways, to follow up on 618 00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:44,840 that, we should. Have a big party. Should we invite the kids? 619 00:37:44,840 --> 00:37:46,560 We don't have kids, but we can still invite the kids. 620 00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:50,680 But if we do, we don't have kids. Wow. I like. Kids. 621 00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:55,920 I feel like they can't buy drinks. Did we buy the drinks? 622 00:37:55,920 --> 00:38:00,080 But if we buy them drinks and then. Oh, okay. Wow. 623 00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:02,600 Are all the children okay? Probably not. 624 00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:05,880 Uh, anyways, follow up on that. The. The Florida principal and teacher 625 00:38:05,920 --> 00:38:09,040 were charged after 100 minors were at their party with alcohol. 626 00:38:09,080 --> 00:38:12,160 Body. Here's a great thing. Body cam footage has been released, 627 00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:15,210 and it's horrible on a podcast. I'm not gonna play any of it. 628 00:38:15,210 --> 00:38:18,850 But the teacher was hammered and trying to give the cop shit, 629 00:38:18,850 --> 00:38:20,650 which was kind of funny if you feel like googling it. 630 00:38:20,690 --> 00:38:24,570 It's a good time. I absolutely do. Body camera video released this 631 00:38:24,570 --> 00:38:26,370 month as part of the discovery in the criminal case, 632 00:38:26,370 --> 00:38:29,290 show that the scene that led to the January arrest of then Roosevelt 633 00:38:29,290 --> 00:38:32,530 Elementary School principal Elizabeth Hill Elementary School. 634 00:38:33,330 --> 00:38:36,410 Oh yeah, none of them taught high schoolers or had high schoolers. 635 00:38:36,450 --> 00:38:38,690 That was a weird thing. And third grade teacher Carly 636 00:38:38,690 --> 00:38:41,330 Anderson. Uh, one juvenile was on the front 637 00:38:41,370 --> 00:38:44,690 lawn and was so intoxicated that Brevard County Fire Rescue responded 638 00:38:44,690 --> 00:38:48,290 and administered treatment, according to police. Oh my God. 639 00:38:48,330 --> 00:38:51,890 In a body cam video, an officer tells a fire rescue official that the boy, 640 00:38:51,890 --> 00:38:55,010 who is 17, has been throwing up and needs to be checked out. 641 00:38:55,330 --> 00:38:59,050 The the officer says the boy in question is not responsive or 642 00:38:59,050 --> 00:39:02,650 anything. Uh Principal Elizabeth Hill Brogden 643 00:39:02,650 --> 00:39:06,210 is charged with one count of child neglect, five counts of contributing 644 00:39:06,250 --> 00:39:10,530 to the delinquency of a minor and one count of holding an open house party. 645 00:39:10,570 --> 00:39:16,090 I didn't know that was a charge. If you if you make people pay. 646 00:39:16,690 --> 00:39:19,690 Is that different? I don't know. Hey, what are you in for? 647 00:39:19,730 --> 00:39:23,610 I threw an open house party. No. That's bullshit. 648 00:39:23,610 --> 00:39:28,250 I had a bouncer and he took covers. Right? 649 00:39:29,810 --> 00:39:31,930 Uh, and then the other hand, teacher Carly Anderson is charged 650 00:39:31,930 --> 00:39:35,610 with one count each of disorderly conduct and disorderly intoxication. 651 00:39:35,850 --> 00:39:38,490 The state Attorney's office filed charges on March 31st. 652 00:39:38,530 --> 00:39:41,570 Court records show, uh, an online court records did not 653 00:39:41,570 --> 00:39:43,650 indicate a plea. Both women are free on bond 654 00:39:43,650 --> 00:39:45,530 right now. One of the great things was Carly 655 00:39:45,530 --> 00:39:50,130 Anderson was actually allowed to return to her job as a third 656 00:39:50,130 --> 00:39:54,730 grade teacher in Florida. The next day after returning, 657 00:39:55,970 --> 00:39:59,490 they they released the body cam footage. Yeah. Oh, okay. 658 00:39:59,530 --> 00:40:02,650 And then she was immediately removed from her job. Oh, man. 659 00:40:03,250 --> 00:40:05,330 Did she dance on a table? I was hoping you were gonna say. 660 00:40:05,330 --> 00:40:08,130 The next day she threw a party. Oh, that'd be so good. 661 00:40:08,170 --> 00:40:12,020 She probably did. I don't know if if you have a a party 662 00:40:12,020 --> 00:40:15,580 where you invited a hundred minors and you're only served with five 663 00:40:15,580 --> 00:40:19,700 counts of distributing to minors, that's. Not a hundred counts. 664 00:40:19,740 --> 00:40:21,900 Yeah, like that's what I don't understand. 665 00:40:22,340 --> 00:40:26,180 Mhm. The whole thing's weird. Yeah. It's very Florida. 666 00:40:26,220 --> 00:40:28,980 It is very Florida. No offense Florida. 667 00:40:29,660 --> 00:40:32,700 All the offense Florida. Yeah it's tons of offense. 668 00:40:32,740 --> 00:40:35,220 Have you guys watched that show Florida man not that this is that 669 00:40:35,220 --> 00:40:38,300 show, but you should go watch it. I've not. It looks funny. 670 00:40:38,300 --> 00:40:40,060 Is it funny or is it really stupid funny. 671 00:40:40,060 --> 00:40:43,340 So there's an episode about a guy that, like, wanders into the, 672 00:40:43,380 --> 00:40:47,540 like, swamp, and it's freaking hilarious because they interview, 673 00:40:47,580 --> 00:40:50,980 they do reenactment. Isn't that just swamp thing, right? 674 00:40:51,020 --> 00:40:53,260 But they do reenactments with, like, comedians. 675 00:40:53,500 --> 00:40:56,420 But then they interview the actual people, too. 676 00:40:56,460 --> 00:40:59,300 Well, it's kind of like Drunk History where like, they have famous people 677 00:40:59,340 --> 00:41:01,940 re-enacting the stories very. Much like Drunk History. 678 00:41:01,940 --> 00:41:03,740 But yeah, I've seen the previews. It looks. Funny. 679 00:41:03,780 --> 00:41:07,540 Interviewed the real people, which makes it even better. 680 00:41:10,510 --> 00:41:14,470 And I'm sure they're all very well spoken and coherent. And. They're. 681 00:41:14,470 --> 00:41:18,470 Showing up in tuxedos and two teeth and two teeth. 682 00:41:19,790 --> 00:41:22,590 Oh, wait, that was a tuxedo t shirt. That's classy. 683 00:41:23,630 --> 00:41:28,670 My one and only golf polo I own is a tuxedo. Golf polo. 684 00:41:28,870 --> 00:41:32,150 I have, I don't anymore. I've had more than one tuxedo t 685 00:41:32,190 --> 00:41:34,910 shirt in my adulthood. Could you wear one to prom? 686 00:41:34,910 --> 00:41:37,030 Come on. You just. You class it up, that's how. 687 00:41:37,070 --> 00:41:39,630 That is exactly how you class up any situation. 688 00:41:39,630 --> 00:41:42,510 I actually had a necktie pocket protector t shirt as well. 689 00:41:42,750 --> 00:41:46,750 That one was pretty cool. But everybody needs a tuxedo tee 690 00:41:46,750 --> 00:41:49,110 and some jorts. Nothing will class up a joint 691 00:41:49,110 --> 00:41:51,750 like that. One pair of jorts I probably need 692 00:41:51,750 --> 00:41:57,550 right now currently. Yeah. No pairs. I don't own any myself, 693 00:41:57,550 --> 00:42:00,710 but there are plenty in my home because I have a teenage boy. 694 00:42:01,070 --> 00:42:05,830 Are they back? Are jorts? Oh. They've been back for like two years. 695 00:42:05,870 --> 00:42:10,760 And they're like almost $175 for a pair of Jordans. Not my. Jordans. 696 00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:14,160 You need to go to Walmart. Walmart. Get you. 697 00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:17,320 Get your beer in your drawers. Flex. Those aren't shorts. 698 00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:23,360 Those were culottes in the women's section. I don't even know. 699 00:42:23,560 --> 00:42:26,680 I don't even know what word you said. You're like, why is there a 700 00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:29,800 flower embroidered on the pocket? Isn't it supposed to be like an 701 00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:33,080 anime guy? Well, they fit his apple bottom, 702 00:42:33,080 --> 00:42:41,720 so he wore them. Rotund bum. Rotom. Yeah, those are just. 703 00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:44,680 Those are just quartz. Those aren't shorts. They're. 704 00:42:45,080 --> 00:42:48,200 They're legit. Jorts what I have. They're they're jorts. 705 00:42:50,640 --> 00:42:54,640 Do your best John Cena impression. They're they're outlet jorts, too. 706 00:42:54,680 --> 00:42:58,600 So they were for sure cheap. Mhm. One leg shorter than the other one. 707 00:42:58,640 --> 00:43:01,040 I didn't know Walmart had an outlet. Ah. 708 00:43:03,240 --> 00:43:07,210 I do have a funny story real quick just regarding the show. 709 00:43:07,210 --> 00:43:11,290 So I have a friend who constantly listens to the show every week, not 710 00:43:11,290 --> 00:43:14,610 constantly. My friend, uh, Luke, who? I've talked about him before. 711 00:43:14,650 --> 00:43:17,970 Oh, yeah. And he sent me a text about a 712 00:43:17,970 --> 00:43:21,170 week ago that said, I finally decided to introduce 713 00:43:21,170 --> 00:43:26,530 my girlfriend to your podcast, and she dumped me immediately. 714 00:43:27,170 --> 00:43:31,810 Of course, the first episode she listens to, you guys talked 715 00:43:31,810 --> 00:43:39,130 about tits for about 30 minutes. Not that this means anything, 716 00:43:39,130 --> 00:43:41,050 but I don't remember that. I don't either, 717 00:43:41,050 --> 00:43:44,850 I don't remember anything. And I'm sure the 30 minutes to him 718 00:43:44,850 --> 00:43:48,610 just felt long if he was listening to it with her. We probably. 719 00:43:48,610 --> 00:43:53,850 Did a solid two minutes on. Sex with your parents. Yeah. What? 720 00:43:54,010 --> 00:43:57,370 We're getting. Sarah Marshall. Like you're watching a movie. 721 00:43:57,410 --> 00:44:00,130 You don't expect it. It's just awkward. Oh, yeah? 722 00:44:00,410 --> 00:44:03,970 Oh, yeah. That was like, when, uh. No. Nevermind. Um, anyway. 723 00:44:05,330 --> 00:44:08,260 So just why is the show you're watching so scrambled? 724 00:44:08,300 --> 00:44:11,620 Just a little warning. If you're gonna introduce your 725 00:44:11,620 --> 00:44:14,900 girlfriend to our podcast. What's the episode number? 726 00:44:15,060 --> 00:44:19,740 Listen to the episode first and then introduce her. 727 00:44:20,300 --> 00:44:22,340 Oh, is there more than one they should beware of? 728 00:44:23,460 --> 00:44:27,460 Maybe most of them. You know. We haven't ever talked about 729 00:44:27,460 --> 00:44:31,780 boobs while I've been here. Oh, I feel left out. Sorry. Fine. 730 00:44:31,820 --> 00:44:35,260 You want to come back next week and talk about boobs? Yeah. Okay, okay. 731 00:44:35,300 --> 00:44:37,780 I guess that's a cliffhanger right there. 732 00:44:38,660 --> 00:44:40,980 Out of the three of us, I'm probably the expert. 733 00:44:42,140 --> 00:44:45,300 But maybe not. I don't know. I don't know, 734 00:44:45,300 --> 00:44:49,820 I'd like to revisit our conversation. That went 30 minutes on tits. TBD. 735 00:44:49,860 --> 00:44:54,300 TBD. Tipsy on tits. Tipsy on tits. It's our new segment. 736 00:44:56,420 --> 00:45:00,780 Do I get my own song? Yeah. We'll find something for you. 737 00:45:00,820 --> 00:45:07,230 That's all that matters. She's tipsy. Da da da no, no. And she's. Got tits. 738 00:45:07,510 --> 00:45:12,390 Da da da da. Some girlfriend is like. This was going so well until about 739 00:45:12,390 --> 00:45:17,670 three minutes ago. Who is this girl? But what's. Wrong with. Her? 740 00:45:17,710 --> 00:45:20,510 I know, liven up a little bit. All right? We gotta do this. 741 00:45:20,550 --> 00:45:23,510 Uh, follow us on socials and whatnot. @CraftBeerRepublic. 742 00:45:23,550 --> 00:45:26,960 @Flex_me_a_beer underscores. And one of these days, maybe at Miss 743 00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:31,990 Tipsy Socks. We'll see. Probably. She's probably going. She'll show up. 744 00:45:32,230 --> 00:45:38,510 She's got feet, and she knows how to use them. 745 00:45:40,590 --> 00:45:45,950 805538 beer. 2337 mallet craft beer. Com all that good shit. 746 00:45:46,430 --> 00:45:51,310 I thank you for sticking through it and for staying hydrated. 747 00:45:51,510 --> 00:45:54,830 And on that note. Good night. Everybody. Bye.