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I'm Nick and we are here playing Mork Borg and it is a scenario I wrote over the span of
four hours today and I hope it doesn't suck.

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ah Yeah.

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I'm here with Jimmy and Patrick who are rolling up characters right now.

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Hello?

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Thanks for running stuff at um four hours notice.

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No, mean, yeah, I guess this morning eight hours notice, but yeah.

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All right.

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um Bellam and Vrac walk through a valley that's not a valley at all.

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It's more like a gutter.

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You wade through knee deep drifts, a pale pulverized bone and rusted, shattered iron from
a thousand failed pilgrimages.

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And the air is stagnant and heavy smelling of pennies or old copper.

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uh

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Either side of the valley rises like a rib cage of a Leviathan into mountains, but only
one emits black smoke.

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What's the mountain's name?

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Hmm.

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Hmm.

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Mount death.

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pretty lame.

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Okay.

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You see Mount Death on the horizon.

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It's a sheer aggressive wall of necrotic basalt that violently blots out the sky behind
it, which is jaundice yellow because this world is dying.

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The mountain doesn't just stand before you, it leans and it radiates a crushing localized
gravity.

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If you had weapons, and I think you do, they would feel close approaching this mountain.

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And you walk through this gutter.

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What's your conversation like, Bellam and Vrak?

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Well, you know, I got my hook whenever we summoned that horrible beast from our past.

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It took my hand.

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I, you know, I fought it.

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Yeah.

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poor.

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Yeah.

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I didn't really know him, but we were good friends.

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He was, I was his best friend actually.

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Uh, because one time, uh, you know, he needed a back scratch and I...

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Well, it was right at the end, he, you know, I got the hook in the same event that he
died.

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But I used my hook hand to...

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I'm really leaning into the Never Shuts Up.

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If you want to cut me off at some point, feel free.

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right.

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Well, at any rate, I bet he'd want us to get up to the mountain and finish this off.

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Actually, yeah, I imagine our trek towards Mount Death is in fact a long one-sided
conversation.

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Well, you know, there's just a lot of interesting things in the world.

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Besides my hook, you know, I carry around my laboratory.

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Do you want some potions?

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I've only got two right now, ah but I can always make more ah if you want.

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Oh, okay.

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Okay.

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Yeah, that sounds great.

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What do you got today?

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Uh, well, I've got number seven and number four, which I keep a list of my potions.

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I'll have to look at the menu.

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Well, one makes me feel better, but it's addictive.

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And the other one makes me really angry and easy to hit.

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I get clumsy.

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I think neither of those right now.

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Thank you.

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uh Okay.

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I mean, you can always stand to feel better.

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In fact, I might take a hit of one right now.

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No, I should wait.

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It's early in the day.

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It's, you know, that addiction for the healing one, it gets you sometimes.

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ah

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Want some chewing tobacco?

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Yes.

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I give him a really large wad of chewing tobacco and hope that it shuts him off.

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Yeah, yeah, so you know, sometimes when I chew tobacco, if I chew too much, oh, okay, all
right.

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Well, it makes my tummy hurt, but anyway.

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Ha ha ha ha!

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you're not smacking on disgusting chewing tobacco.

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Okay, well you can barely hear a sound in the distance, a weeping sound it sounds like.

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Now imagine you're in this valley that is, like I said, a gutter.

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And in the distance you see not a village but a cluster of small buildings and this loud.

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sobbing that is mixed with the whale is emitting from it.

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I'm gonna be honest here, Nick.

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My first instinct is to avoid that at all costs.

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Mm-hmm.

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Yeah.

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give the uh whaling village a wide berth, but I understand that that might not.

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be a functional choice.

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Yeah, it's the wailing is an individual.

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It's not like a cacophony.

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Okay.

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What could you steal from this sad figure, I wonder?

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Sounds like maybe not much.

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We rock up, I'm sure.

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Brock, are you going too?

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yeah.

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Yeah, you crest over a small hill and through the wisp of bone white ash or dust or it
could even be old ancient bone crushed into the ground, you see a fire in the distance

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that's smokeless and a hut behind it and some goats.

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And sitting next to the fire, you see a hunched over figure crying.

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And she's perfectly still, but you hear the sound.

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Is she normal size?

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Yes, it's a human-sized thing, so yeah.

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Great question.

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But yeah, you hear.

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And she's unmoving?

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Like statues still?

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You're a little far away, but you can get closer and check that out.

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Hey, hey Bellum, hold on, hold on.

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Yeah, all right, all right.

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Thanks for the tobacco.

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It was just a lot of tobacco.

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But at any rate, ah you know, I like to, you know, kind of trick people sometimes and just
being the kind of tricky guy I am.

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You think this is a trick?

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You think she's trying to lure us in?

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She got her friends like behind a tree or something?

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Yes.

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Okay.

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Or it's something not a people.

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Yeah, Yeah, that uh

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Bertrum or Bursum or whoever my best friend was, you know, so we can't digest yet.

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Yeah, Belsum.

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name, but with an S in the middle.

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Oh yeah, yeah, he's kinda like a bell, but he's some bells.

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Yeah, and it's...

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Well, ah we can do one thing or we can do the other.

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I guess maybe we engage on this quest.

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Maybe it's, maybe we just shout from afar.

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You guys can give me a presence roll.

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Uh?

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These are all D20s, right?

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OK.

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Oh.

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Beautiful.

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Yeah.

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Bellum, as your paranoia gets the best of you and you start imagining this hut opening up
and biting you in half, there is this overwhelming sense of, I'm wrong.

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Like you look even closer and she is...

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start, you do see her shoulders slightly moving as she cries.

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Her cloak is just massive.

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It's like maybe a weighted blanket.

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Maybe she has some anxiety.

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I'm not sure, but you look at your surroundings and you've set ambush ups before and cut
plenty of throats in those ambushes.

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There's not a lot of points other than the hut where anything would come out of.

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You doubt that there's some sort of ambush.

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Hehehehehe

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What do you think, bud?

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You getting a read on this?

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I don't think she's a monster.

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Okay, well, I'm gonna go check it out.

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Hey, person or whatever you are.

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from the ridge we're on?

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Like, hey, lady!

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Yeah, you can.

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You do see the figure.

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Yeah, perfect.

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The lady, you see her sit up slowly and pull off a heavy cloak from her face.

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Maybe it's even a blanket.

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And her face from the distance is pale bone white.

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You can't really see any, I guess, features, but the crying does stop and she...

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You see her lips move and she's talking quietly, but you can't hear her.

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YOU'RE TOO QUIET!

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Yeah, you gotta speak up, we're far away!

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Yeah, then you hear, leave me.

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OKAY!

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To my grief!

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Okay

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Yeah.

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Are you...

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Well, why you out here crying?

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oh Do you care for

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uh I don't know, she's here.

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Maybe this is some kind of...

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You know how in those old stories it's like an old man shows up on the side of the road on
a quest and you think the quest is where you're going but the quest was actually the old

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man and you gotta help him.

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Maybe this is one of those magic quests like that.

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Well, put it being easy out and you know how lazy I am, so...

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up and starts to stumble towards you and she walks with a hunch and kind of just, yeah,
again, stumbles forward and looks up and meets you eye to eye as she gets closer and

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closer.

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See, not a tongue.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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You know, my dog here, Arby, he can go get him.

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Hey, Arby, go check that woman out.

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Are you sicking your dog on this lady?

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No, not- I mean, he could if she gets violent, but I just want him to go get a closer look
and then come back and, you know.

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What's your dog gonna tell you?

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well you know, one bark for safe, two barks for dangerous.

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you've got a whole system.

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right.

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Yeah, he's a train dog.

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She walks, the dog runs up, bounds up to her and maybe it gets down on its haunches a
little bit.

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And she just walks right by it as it's sniffing and her robe is dragging the dust.

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The dog grabs the robe and starts jerking on it backwards, almost like playing tug of war
and playing, but she just powers through it and is pulling the dog with her as she charges

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forward to you.

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And are you letting her get right up to you or are you gonna do anything before she gets
to you?

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Uh, hey lady, no that's close enough, you try saying the thing again.

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Cause I...

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I...

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Yeah.

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Yeah, as she's gotten closer, you see her skin is the textured of cured leather, which
isn't uncommon for this, for where you're at.

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It's painted white with ash and there's black makeup highlighting her eyes.

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And when she speaks, it sounds like a shovel dragging across stone.

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And she stops when you tell her to stop, gets down on her knees.

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and then holds out her arms to you like this.

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And she says, can you bring me vengeance?

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We're actually looking for some ourselves, I think, so maybe.

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thought we were running from the puzzle box.

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Are we vengeance-ing the puzzle box?

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Well, the puzzle box was a long time ago.

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I...

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We haven't really determined our...

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vengeance also.

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Who are you venging?

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My lover.

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I was his concubine.

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Will you give me vengeance?

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Uh, yeah.

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Fuck him.

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you're right.

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Yeah, she beckons you forward.

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Peace.

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princes and kings and whatnot get concubines.

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You don't get to kill a king that often.

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Oh shit, yeah that sounds pretty excellent actually.

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If I could just hook a king right in the face, I'd show those rich fucking bastards.

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And she

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is he?

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I do not approach.

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She's making like weird little graspy hands.

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I don't like that.

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Do not approach.

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Absolutely not, no.

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Hee.

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here, ma'am.

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She points to the smoking top of the mountain, Mount Death, as you aptly named.

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And when you get a closer look at it, you see there is a trail, almost like a pilgrimage
of sticks or timber something lining a road that heads to the top.

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And she says, Ibram, he took my son.

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And he means to kill him at the top of the mountain.

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He was my baby, my only baby.

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What's the baby's name?

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YEEZEK

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Hmm.

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I don't understand how the concubine thing fits into all that.

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The guy that you were concubineing took your son and he's gonna kill him on the mountain
is all you're telling me.

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He thinks a god told him to sacrifice him and his whore wife.

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encouraged him.

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Yeah, she's probably jealous.

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name?

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My name is Hagar.

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Jimmy, what do you know about Abraham and Isaac?

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Uh, well, uh...

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They're in the Bible.

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And,

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is a question for Jimmy, not for Vrac.

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You

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we're the same person here.

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ah well, you know, uh, what?

249
00:17:07,352 --> 00:17:16,238
There was some like inheritance and like some moms want people to like different people to
get the inheritance or whatever.

250
00:17:16,238 --> 00:17:17,639
Am I thinking of the right thing?

251
00:17:17,639 --> 00:17:19,840
No, I'm thinking of Jacob and Esau.

252
00:17:21,141 --> 00:17:22,831
Yeah, I don't know.

253
00:17:22,831 --> 00:17:24,011
You'll learn.

254
00:17:24,793 --> 00:17:27,946
You please give me vengeance.

255
00:17:27,946 --> 00:17:33,282
He means to take him to the mountain and cut his throat and burn him.

256
00:17:33,623 --> 00:17:35,284
And he is my boy.

257
00:17:35,545 --> 00:17:39,629
That whore Sarah will say that he is her, but she is barren of the womb.

258
00:17:39,730 --> 00:17:41,351
Do not listen to her.

259
00:17:42,397 --> 00:17:43,892
wait, it's coming back to me now.

260
00:17:43,892 --> 00:17:47,022
Was he the one that was supposed to kill his son and then there was a goat?

261
00:17:48,098 --> 00:17:50,023
Yeah, something like that.

262
00:17:50,323 --> 00:17:55,508
You know, it's interesting, that story doesn't actually say that the sun came down from
the mountain.

263
00:17:55,508 --> 00:17:57,480
It just says the dad came down from the mountain.

264
00:17:57,480 --> 00:17:59,111
That's kinda weird, yeah?

265
00:18:00,698 --> 00:18:03,257
Anyway, I'm sorry, what were you saying ma'am?

266
00:18:03,691 --> 00:18:12,261
He carries a dagger that is touched and divine.

267
00:18:12,462 --> 00:18:14,875
if you pry it from his dead hands, you can keep it.

268
00:18:14,875 --> 00:18:19,610
And I'm sure that is enough treasure for you to get your payment.

269
00:18:21,206 --> 00:18:21,976
this.

270
00:18:21,976 --> 00:18:23,475
What was his name again?

271
00:18:25,684 --> 00:18:33,015
And Ibram, is he like a duke or a prince or, or,

272
00:18:33,015 --> 00:18:34,175
You

273
00:18:35,755 --> 00:18:41,043
oh Now you see his kingdom here." And then she points at the hut.

274
00:18:41,630 --> 00:18:47,163
Do you really count as a concubine then if he's not like at least a duke?

275
00:18:48,164 --> 00:18:49,916
I count as a slave.

276
00:18:50,798 --> 00:18:52,920
He would call me a concubine.

277
00:18:53,743 --> 00:18:56,486
They took me from where my lands are.

278
00:18:57,487 --> 00:18:58,223
Yeah, okay.

279
00:18:58,223 --> 00:18:59,811
you would fucking care.

280
00:19:02,133 --> 00:19:06,843
Yeah, I mean, it kinda sounds like a guy worth killing and you don't really have much in
the way of weapons.

281
00:19:06,843 --> 00:19:11,712
I I got this cool hook, I got a sword, I got my rat, I got my dog.

282
00:19:12,014 --> 00:19:13,897
You could use a cool knife.

283
00:19:14,898 --> 00:19:16,178
We just go kill a dude.

284
00:19:16,178 --> 00:19:18,171
I mean, we've killed lots of dudes.

285
00:19:19,172 --> 00:19:20,939
and we're going up the mountain anyway, right?

286
00:19:20,939 --> 00:19:22,423
So we may as well.

287
00:19:22,536 --> 00:19:23,973
We'll do it on the way.

288
00:19:24,388 --> 00:19:25,269
Yeah.

289
00:19:26,031 --> 00:19:27,651
Yeah, that sounds like a good plan.

290
00:19:27,651 --> 00:19:27,921
right.

291
00:19:27,921 --> 00:19:30,808
Hey, lady, you got any advice for killing this guy?

292
00:19:30,808 --> 00:19:35,408
Is he like blind in one eye or, you know, take snaps at 2 p.m.?

293
00:19:36,111 --> 00:19:37,122
Yeah.

294
00:19:38,123 --> 00:19:42,557
No, no, he's flesh and blood as I am.

295
00:19:43,419 --> 00:19:46,862
But, his wife has a cold.

296
00:19:47,643 --> 00:19:48,271
Beware.

297
00:19:48,271 --> 00:19:49,059
HULK HULK

298
00:19:51,338 --> 00:19:53,160
Yes, the Baron.

299
00:19:53,160 --> 00:19:55,171
how many people?

300
00:19:56,012 --> 00:19:58,742
I don't know, they live on the mountainside.

301
00:19:58,901 --> 00:20:00,663
more or less than 10.

302
00:20:02,188 --> 00:20:08,332
And she holds up a finger or a hand with three fingers and a hand with five fingers and...

303
00:20:11,795 --> 00:20:12,996
about eight.

304
00:20:14,317 --> 00:20:16,936
We cannot fight eight cultists.

305
00:20:16,947 --> 00:20:23,655
Yeah, yeah, killing eight guys is a little bit, well, I'd be nine guys, I guess, because
the eight plus the, yeah.

306
00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:25,721
All right.

307
00:20:25,925 --> 00:20:28,287
Well, okay, we'll see about this then.

308
00:20:28,287 --> 00:20:31,329
I don't know about the old occultists.

309
00:20:32,169 --> 00:20:34,076
Yeah, we'll do our best.

310
00:20:34,490 --> 00:20:36,757
You guys wanna give me another presence roll?

311
00:20:37,758 --> 00:20:43,798
19 plus 1 is 20 and whatever the DR is it's reduced by 2.

312
00:20:44,467 --> 00:20:55,746
Yeah, you hear a strange whale in the distance that's like almost like a goat screaming
and a human man yelling.

313
00:20:57,650 --> 00:20:59,880
How old is your baby?

314
00:21:00,881 --> 00:21:02,072
My baby.

315
00:21:03,015 --> 00:21:04,275
No, no, no.

316
00:21:04,457 --> 00:21:06,251
He's 12.

317
00:21:06,434 --> 00:21:07,902
Okay, alright.

318
00:21:10,010 --> 00:21:11,297
that sound like him?

319
00:21:13,573 --> 00:21:15,142
never heard that sound.

320
00:21:15,384 --> 00:21:16,754
Oh, fuck that.

321
00:21:16,754 --> 00:21:18,007
All right, let's go.

322
00:21:18,454 --> 00:21:19,095
Yep.

323
00:21:19,095 --> 00:21:19,526
All right.

324
00:21:19,526 --> 00:21:21,699
Yep.

325
00:21:22,564 --> 00:21:24,998
You got anything in your hut that'll let us kill your...

326
00:21:25,881 --> 00:21:26,802
...guy?

327
00:21:28,423 --> 00:21:29,283
Hmm.

328
00:21:29,283 --> 00:21:33,729
help us on our quest to kill the guy for you, our murder.

329
00:21:34,531 --> 00:21:36,654
The assassination you requested.

330
00:21:38,022 --> 00:21:40,013
I have advice.

331
00:21:40,614 --> 00:21:49,859
If you see his barren whore of a wife, you promise her a child.

332
00:21:50,732 --> 00:21:52,429
O-okay.

333
00:21:52,729 --> 00:21:55,809
and the cult will leave you be.

334
00:21:56,112 --> 00:21:59,806
Promise isn't like, I'll go get her one, or...

335
00:22:01,402 --> 00:22:02,490
I leave it to you.

336
00:22:02,490 --> 00:22:04,513
Yeah, not very devoted, is she?

337
00:22:04,513 --> 00:22:05,493
Okay.

338
00:22:05,494 --> 00:22:07,737
Man, you really don't like this lady.

339
00:22:07,737 --> 00:22:08,728
Let's go.

340
00:22:09,302 --> 00:22:10,122
Yep.

341
00:22:10,304 --> 00:22:12,687
Yeah, I'm, uh, I'm itching to get moving.

342
00:22:12,687 --> 00:22:15,080
It's enough standing here.

343
00:22:15,140 --> 00:22:21,319
Yeah, we we which direction did the goat man screaming come from man goat?

344
00:22:21,521 --> 00:22:24,255
we're going towards the goat man screaming the man goat screaming.

345
00:22:24,255 --> 00:22:26,088
Okay, that's suboptimal, I think.

346
00:22:26,088 --> 00:22:27,532
ah

347
00:22:27,532 --> 00:22:29,415
Yeah, gotta be done.

348
00:22:30,063 --> 00:22:38,312
And yeah, she stands there and watches you walk by her and turns her entire body to watch
you.

349
00:22:38,312 --> 00:22:41,195
then she just starts bursting out into the laughter again.

350
00:22:41,195 --> 00:22:42,737
ah She's not crying.

351
00:22:42,737 --> 00:22:43,517
She's.

352
00:22:47,296 --> 00:22:50,749
Yeah, that makes me feel good about this whole thing.

353
00:22:51,140 --> 00:22:51,906
No.

354
00:22:53,324 --> 00:22:55,987
Yeah, there's a little bit of sarcasm there, know.

355
00:22:55,987 --> 00:22:57,119
Hell goes.

356
00:22:57,620 --> 00:22:58,324
What do you think?

357
00:22:58,324 --> 00:23:00,453
You think it's gonna rain soon?

358
00:23:01,570 --> 00:23:08,500
um I Yeah, her skin was real dry

359
00:23:09,243 --> 00:23:18,117
So in front of you, have this mountain and there is a village far, far down the valley
behind some hazy smoke.

360
00:23:18,117 --> 00:23:24,766
um Somebody wanna set that scene or describe some of the details of that walk towards the
mountain.

361
00:23:25,366 --> 00:23:28,316
Are we going to the mountain or the village from this hut?

362
00:23:28,316 --> 00:23:30,641
I'm not, I'm not sure.

363
00:23:30,823 --> 00:23:36,863
You would have to go, you wouldn't go to the village because the village is like further
down the valley.

364
00:23:37,303 --> 00:23:38,503
Yep, yep.

365
00:23:40,163 --> 00:23:43,909
uh And there's fire coming off the mountain

366
00:23:44,783 --> 00:23:45,748
smoke.

367
00:23:46,108 --> 00:23:46,630
Yeah.

368
00:23:46,630 --> 00:23:51,678
oh it was smokeless fire by the lady, but smoke coming off the mountain.

369
00:23:51,678 --> 00:23:52,069
Yeah.

370
00:23:52,069 --> 00:23:53,529
Yeah.

371
00:23:53,529 --> 00:23:54,730
We ought to get them together.

372
00:23:54,730 --> 00:23:58,153
um Make one whole ass fire.

373
00:23:58,153 --> 00:23:59,614
um

374
00:24:00,682 --> 00:24:03,662
Hey, uh, Bellum, you ever see a mountain like that?

375
00:24:03,662 --> 00:24:05,782
It's got smoke coming out the top.

376
00:24:05,782 --> 00:24:08,842
There's like this weird yellow sky behind it.

377
00:24:08,842 --> 00:24:09,702
I feel like the sky's white.

378
00:24:09,702 --> 00:24:14,662
You ever stare at the sky so long that the yellow kind of starts to seem green or other
colors?

379
00:24:14,662 --> 00:24:16,204
And then there's like.

380
00:24:16,204 --> 00:24:18,776
through the drifts of ash.

381
00:24:19,552 --> 00:24:23,684
Yeah, yeah, look at all it's getting it's getting in my potion equipment man.

382
00:24:23,684 --> 00:24:36,959
This stuff is the worst Yeah, I know i'm gonna have to clean out my cauldron, whenever
whenever I get a chance uh, maybe I need to fashion like a little a little mask for uh for

383
00:24:36,959 --> 00:24:37,826
it's gonna rain?

384
00:24:37,826 --> 00:24:39,817
I really need it to rain.

385
00:24:41,270 --> 00:24:42,295
UGH!

386
00:24:44,566 --> 00:24:48,090
Maybe if we find some water I can splash it up in the air for you?

387
00:24:48,090 --> 00:24:49,717
Okay, alright.

388
00:24:50,835 --> 00:24:52,324
Why do you need a terrain, Bellum?

389
00:24:52,324 --> 00:24:58,794
maybe uh if we find a big enough thing of water, I can uh shoot a uh fireball at it.

390
00:24:58,794 --> 00:25:05,685
Palms open, the southern gate, my scroll, and that'll make steam, and then the steam
condenses and comes down as rain.

391
00:25:05,685 --> 00:25:07,026
You think that'll work?

392
00:25:07,475 --> 00:25:11,148
I think if we find enough water, I'm set anyhow.

393
00:25:11,148 --> 00:25:16,792
gotta, I just, there's not really any sludge around here.

394
00:25:17,634 --> 00:25:19,145
Yeah, I see.

395
00:25:19,145 --> 00:25:20,697
You do like sludge.

396
00:25:20,697 --> 00:25:23,134
really dusty, really dry.

397
00:25:23,134 --> 00:25:27,042
ah And it just makes me feel exposed, you know?

398
00:25:27,042 --> 00:25:34,059
How about this, every time we have to piss, we piss in my cauldron, and then once we got
enough piss, we can mix the mud with it.

399
00:25:34,059 --> 00:25:35,080
Or the dirt.

400
00:25:35,080 --> 00:25:36,082
Alright.

401
00:25:37,735 --> 00:25:38,721
beautiful.

402
00:25:40,999 --> 00:25:52,654
you are walking and you hear that creature shout again closer, same goat sound, same human
guttural uh vocal cords below it.

403
00:25:53,655 --> 00:25:57,086
and you are getting closer to the mountain.

404
00:25:57,147 --> 00:26:01,108
The mountain has, it's not barren.

405
00:26:01,128 --> 00:26:04,370
There are stumps around, there's things that have been logged out.

406
00:26:04,370 --> 00:26:21,997
It is not living necessarily, but there are things that like stones around that you could
hide behind and there's briars that are dead and like hollow inside that.

407
00:26:22,075 --> 00:26:26,512
would break if you were to snap them, but would probably hurt if you walked through.

408
00:26:26,512 --> 00:26:38,028
And these briars lead up and you start to see that path up the mountain and these large
timbered sticks that go along it straight up.

409
00:26:38,448 --> 00:26:45,536
Are these sticks like vertical or are they like a hiking trail sort of stepping logs?

410
00:26:46,715 --> 00:26:50,820
Yeah, Vrak, you used to have a crucifix.

411
00:26:50,820 --> 00:26:53,568
They remind you of crucifixes.

412
00:26:54,099 --> 00:26:54,828
Mmm.

413
00:26:54,828 --> 00:26:55,612
Yeah.

414
00:26:55,612 --> 00:26:57,348
Do they have horizontals?

415
00:26:57,947 --> 00:27:01,088
No, just a straight stick, but yeah.

416
00:27:01,088 --> 00:27:02,807
crucify someone on a stick.

417
00:27:04,760 --> 00:27:08,644
Are there any attachments that could be used for crucifixion?

418
00:27:08,825 --> 00:27:11,328
Any blood on them?

419
00:27:11,591 --> 00:27:14,348
pretty far away still, but yeah.

420
00:27:14,348 --> 00:27:15,259
Alright.

421
00:27:16,403 --> 00:27:21,433
Bellum, you ever hear anything like that goat man sound?

422
00:27:21,755 --> 00:27:22,669
Okay.

423
00:27:22,669 --> 00:27:23,530
No.

424
00:27:24,278 --> 00:27:25,249
Man go.

425
00:27:25,899 --> 00:27:26,900
Yeah.

426
00:27:27,361 --> 00:27:29,143
Yeah, man goat man.

427
00:27:29,444 --> 00:27:29,885
Hmm.

428
00:27:29,885 --> 00:27:32,729
All right, well, we've got our task.

429
00:27:32,729 --> 00:27:36,454
ah I guess we keep our eyes peeled for anything we might find.

430
00:27:36,454 --> 00:27:37,936
ah

431
00:27:38,224 --> 00:27:42,005
Let's, Let's walk softly.

432
00:27:42,754 --> 00:27:51,605
Yeah, sneakily, maybe we, it's a little barren, but maybe we can like creep from rock to
rock once we get closer.

433
00:27:52,496 --> 00:27:53,281
Yes.

434
00:27:53,616 --> 00:27:54,899
roll agility.

435
00:27:55,900 --> 00:27:57,486
from minus one to agility.

436
00:27:57,486 --> 00:28:00,370
14 with a plus 3

437
00:28:00,370 --> 00:28:07,983
15 with a minus one, but all DRs for agility are lowered by two for me.

438
00:28:08,551 --> 00:28:09,472
Beautiful.

439
00:28:09,472 --> 00:28:12,575
So yeah, you're both very quiet.

440
00:28:12,575 --> 00:28:19,262
Like what is, I mean, you guys have been out there, you messed with some cube thing in the
past.

441
00:28:19,363 --> 00:28:23,386
Do you have a attack you take when you're trying to sneak?

442
00:28:24,788 --> 00:28:32,784
we try to be quiet so that the thing we're sneaking up on doesn't hear us.

443
00:28:33,844 --> 00:28:47,818
Yeah, I, I imagine I'm wearing like a big robe, you know, along with my occult herb master
upbringings, kinda druidic almost, and I kinda put on my hood and I put my cauldron on my

444
00:28:47,818 --> 00:28:52,802
back so it looks kinda like a hunch, and then I hunch over and try to pretend to be a
stone.

445
00:28:53,063 --> 00:28:55,345
And then when I think it's clear I move a little bit.

446
00:28:55,345 --> 00:28:57,547
And I hunch down and I'm a stone.

447
00:28:57,547 --> 00:28:58,587
Be the stone.

448
00:28:58,587 --> 00:29:05,139
is consistently behind Vrak, with behind that, like scooting Cauldron.

449
00:29:05,552 --> 00:29:07,463
Beautiful, yeah.

450
00:29:07,703 --> 00:29:10,424
Yeah, it's like a military movement.

451
00:29:10,424 --> 00:29:17,567
Like frat goes first, under cloak, bellum sneaks in, hides behind, little tap, and then
you go forward.

452
00:29:18,488 --> 00:29:31,594
As you're doing this, you get to the foothills and you see the first of these large
timbers and there are, it looks like at the top, there is a spike through it.

453
00:29:31,914 --> 00:29:35,597
and there's black remnants of probably dried blood as well.

454
00:29:35,597 --> 00:29:37,238
ah That's what you see.

455
00:29:37,238 --> 00:29:41,847
don't see a body on it or anything, but you know, the crucifix thing.

456
00:29:41,847 --> 00:29:43,015
somewhere on it.

457
00:29:44,237 --> 00:29:48,441
or a foot spike, so yeah.

458
00:29:49,904 --> 00:29:54,970
And yeah, this mountain starts to go up.

459
00:29:54,970 --> 00:29:57,452
You're no longer on flat ground.

460
00:29:58,092 --> 00:29:59,857
Is it like scraggly?

461
00:29:59,857 --> 00:30:05,972
Like a lot of scree and stones and like loose footing?

462
00:30:06,969 --> 00:30:08,516
Yeah, so.

463
00:30:08,516 --> 00:30:10,528
I start picking up small sharp rocks.

464
00:30:10,617 --> 00:30:11,957
Yeah, exactly.

465
00:30:12,057 --> 00:30:19,349
And so you get to there and you're able to definitely find jagged sharp rocks.

466
00:30:19,349 --> 00:30:23,380
Some of them are yellowed and they kind of look like broken teeth.

467
00:30:23,380 --> 00:30:26,801
They're not, they're rocks as far as you can tell.

468
00:30:26,921 --> 00:30:40,065
And yeah, this thing starts to go up and they're, that line of things like points you
straight up, but you see,

469
00:30:40,695 --> 00:30:59,724
in the distance while you're sneaking a goat just sitting in the path and it's scratching
at its body with its hooves and trying to knock something off of it.

470
00:30:59,724 --> 00:31:05,497
And it's making a strange like bleeding that almost sounds human.

471
00:31:06,498 --> 00:31:12,800
I say we get, can we get close enough so we can make out what it's trying to knock off?

472
00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:15,254
Has it got a little saddle on it or what?

473
00:31:16,177 --> 00:31:20,354
So with your earlier agility role, sure.

474
00:31:20,354 --> 00:31:22,700
Give me a presence though.

475
00:31:23,701 --> 00:31:26,541
Seven plus one is eight.

476
00:31:26,807 --> 00:31:27,629
Okay.

477
00:31:28,708 --> 00:31:29,229
Okay.

478
00:31:29,229 --> 00:31:30,997
no, just five straight.

479
00:31:30,997 --> 00:31:33,297
If you were thinking of 10, it's minus 2.

480
00:31:34,917 --> 00:31:37,160
Uh, my, wait.

481
00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:38,770
So presence always has a minus two.

482
00:31:38,770 --> 00:31:39,622
Is that what you're saying?

483
00:31:39,622 --> 00:31:41,854
Oh, okay.

484
00:31:41,854 --> 00:31:42,125
Yeah.

485
00:31:42,125 --> 00:31:42,755
Gotcha.

486
00:31:42,755 --> 00:31:44,714
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

487
00:31:44,714 --> 00:31:48,042
You can't really pick up anything from this distance.

488
00:31:49,043 --> 00:31:49,833
Hmm.

489
00:31:50,995 --> 00:31:52,215
Alright, well...

490
00:31:53,377 --> 00:31:54,718
We gotta keep going.

491
00:31:54,718 --> 00:31:55,559
Let's...

492
00:31:55,559 --> 00:31:58,001
Yep, sneak up on the goat, if we can.

493
00:31:59,146 --> 00:31:59,726
Uh, I-

494
00:31:59,726 --> 00:32:01,440
me a 2D6?

495
00:32:02,344 --> 00:32:04,210
I'll roll one, you roll the other.

496
00:32:04,526 --> 00:32:05,478
There you go.

497
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:06,481
Six.

498
00:32:06,481 --> 00:32:09,466
I don't know if that's good or bad.

499
00:32:10,208 --> 00:32:11,550
It's another six.

500
00:32:12,192 --> 00:32:13,073
Yeah.

501
00:32:14,419 --> 00:32:27,416
Yeah, you get closer and it seems like it's in pain and it's scratching at things and
you're able to sneak right up on it and you see it pull out with a hoof in a strange

502
00:32:27,416 --> 00:32:28,366
manner.

503
00:32:28,466 --> 00:32:31,188
a spike with something hanging from it.

504
00:32:31,188 --> 00:32:37,754
And as you've gotten closer, its entire body is full of these spikes with little tags
hanging off of them.

505
00:32:37,754 --> 00:32:48,602
And he's like, just bleeding and trying to yank these things out of him.

506
00:32:49,603 --> 00:32:50,484
Well that's

507
00:32:54,455 --> 00:32:55,876
I've never seen anything like that.

508
00:32:55,876 --> 00:33:00,181
Uh, Bellum, you got any ideas?

509
00:33:00,181 --> 00:33:03,042
I don't want those spike things to come after us.

510
00:33:04,251 --> 00:33:06,915
This spike things, do they look like they're made of metal?

511
00:33:08,158 --> 00:33:08,979
Wood?

512
00:33:08,979 --> 00:33:09,900
Iron?

513
00:33:10,482 --> 00:33:11,573
They don't look...

514
00:33:11,573 --> 00:33:15,389
Do they move after it pulls them out or do they clatter to the ground?

515
00:33:16,492 --> 00:33:18,755
Looks like it's yanked out how many?

516
00:33:19,784 --> 00:33:20,346
around it?

517
00:33:20,346 --> 00:33:26,675
Yeah, as you look at it, probably about six or seven, but it's probably got hundreds in
its body.

518
00:33:27,676 --> 00:33:29,923
You think that's from like some kind of trap?

519
00:33:31,579 --> 00:33:32,748
some kind of spike trap.

520
00:33:32,748 --> 00:33:35,448
The tags have letters on them?

521
00:33:35,608 --> 00:33:37,608
Can I read?

522
00:33:40,070 --> 00:33:43,546
Hey, hey, uh, Rat, can you go grab one of those and bring it back?

523
00:33:43,546 --> 00:33:44,582
I like that.

524
00:33:44,875 --> 00:33:54,737
Yeah, your rat sneaks up and uh give me a, give me an agility for the rat.

525
00:33:56,296 --> 00:33:57,400
keep wanting to reach for my T100s.

526
00:33:57,400 --> 00:34:00,706
ah That's a 19.

527
00:34:01,023 --> 00:34:07,738
Okay, yeah, it grabs, you see it grab it and it's with its little teeth and scurry back
and drops it on the ground.

528
00:34:07,818 --> 00:34:21,578
And it's a small little iron spike that looks like it's hand Smithied and there's a little
ring put through it and hanging from that ring is a piece of dried skin with something

529
00:34:21,578 --> 00:34:22,809
written on it.

530
00:34:23,810 --> 00:34:24,566
what's written on it.

531
00:34:24,566 --> 00:34:25,206
I looked it up.

532
00:34:25,206 --> 00:34:26,541
I am literate.

533
00:34:26,541 --> 00:34:27,873
Okay, great.

534
00:34:28,497 --> 00:34:31,584
You look at it and this one says...

535
00:34:35,779 --> 00:34:37,495
This one says adultery.

536
00:34:38,496 --> 00:34:39,480
Mmm.

537
00:34:40,481 --> 00:34:42,618
Alright, let's go yank all the spikes out of it.

538
00:34:42,618 --> 00:34:46,037
It's either that or sneak past and it keeps making noise, so...

539
00:34:46,899 --> 00:34:48,804
Yeah, that sounds fair.

540
00:34:48,804 --> 00:34:52,451
I have a feeling the other ones are gonna be, uh, sins of some sort.

541
00:34:54,337 --> 00:34:56,247
I don't know that many sins.

542
00:34:57,417 --> 00:35:03,673
Well, you know, I mean, what's a sin really?

543
00:35:03,673 --> 00:35:06,485
know, it's just people making choices and sometimes...

544
00:35:06,485 --> 00:35:07,159
what's a sin?

545
00:35:07,159 --> 00:35:08,584
There's like a bunch of-

546
00:35:09,460 --> 00:35:10,561
Well, it says who?

547
00:35:10,561 --> 00:35:12,661
You know, like, if I'm...

548
00:35:12,862 --> 00:35:17,063
Well, I mean, what do they know rea- Well, like, if I'm...

549
00:35:17,063 --> 00:35:25,447
If I'm dying, and it's either die or steal some bread, like, you know, is it really a sin
to survive?

550
00:35:25,602 --> 00:35:28,065
and you pull out another one.

551
00:35:28,065 --> 00:35:35,052
This one is murder and different handwriting, but it has a strip of flesh that has a
little fresher than the other ones.

552
00:35:35,394 --> 00:35:41,060
As you've gotten close and seen this go, it is actually a man who has.

553
00:35:41,154 --> 00:35:44,746
been shaved down and his skin painted black.

554
00:35:44,746 --> 00:35:55,332
And there are basically these almost like barbed wire iron ropes that are putting holding
horns on his head under his jaw.

555
00:35:55,332 --> 00:36:00,154
And his entire jaw is split in half and he's making a strange bleeding sound.

556
00:36:00,295 --> 00:36:02,556
But he's covered in these things.

557
00:36:04,822 --> 00:36:10,875
And he's weeping and bleeding, bleating as you pull one out.

558
00:36:12,429 --> 00:36:17,747
pulling won't take that long with our hands.

559
00:36:17,747 --> 00:36:21,974
You can have one of these, uh, these little healing potion boys I got.

560
00:36:23,098 --> 00:36:25,102
No- Oh.

561
00:36:25,102 --> 00:36:26,295
O- okay.

562
00:36:26,295 --> 00:36:30,602
I don't know, that seems like that might complicate it.

563
00:36:31,504 --> 00:36:33,627
What if it grows over it or something?

564
00:36:34,579 --> 00:36:41,012
Yeah, well, yeah, that's I was thinking more like kind of calm him down and maybe he could
tell us why he's this way but

565
00:36:41,012 --> 00:36:41,996
okay, go for it.

566
00:36:41,996 --> 00:36:43,069
Yeah, whatever.

567
00:36:43,364 --> 00:36:49,462
Are you, while you're pulling these things out, are you going for speed or are you going
for care?

568
00:36:50,645 --> 00:36:53,291
Um, how difficult are they to remove?

569
00:36:53,291 --> 00:36:56,107
I'm not like swiping my hand across it.

570
00:36:56,107 --> 00:36:58,321
Yeah, I'm pulling them out one at a time.

571
00:36:58,444 --> 00:37:00,982
Okay, yeah, go ahead and give me agility.

572
00:37:03,139 --> 00:37:04,999
Is this something I gotta roll for?

573
00:37:05,779 --> 00:37:08,799
I got a 13 minus one, so a 12.

574
00:37:09,679 --> 00:37:12,639
So if the DR was 14, I pass.

575
00:37:13,219 --> 00:37:14,079
Ew.

576
00:37:14,519 --> 00:37:17,579
It, it, it, not him?

577
00:37:17,639 --> 00:37:18,246
Okay.

578
00:37:18,246 --> 00:37:21,088
It's pretty pathetic, so it at this point.

579
00:37:21,928 --> 00:37:25,230
And Vrak, you're feeding the potion to this thing?

580
00:37:26,071 --> 00:37:28,132
Yeah, are you gonna force feed it or?

581
00:37:28,447 --> 00:37:31,869
I'm gonna like put it up to his mouth and be like, here you go little bud.

582
00:37:31,869 --> 00:37:35,031
Maybe every time he bleats, I try to like splash them in there.

583
00:37:35,031 --> 00:37:39,184
Like here bud, good little lamb, whatever you are.

584
00:37:39,184 --> 00:37:44,457
Well, yeah, guy who with spikes.

585
00:37:44,997 --> 00:37:48,239
You know, I had some spikes once, but sorry, sorry.

586
00:37:49,070 --> 00:38:02,428
Yeah, you look at his hands and the same wire is wrapping them into hooves and his feet
have been split down the middle and some ritualistic disfiguring.

587
00:38:02,443 --> 00:38:04,114
Hey man, are you with the cult?

588
00:38:04,694 --> 00:38:05,467
He can't speak.

589
00:38:05,467 --> 00:38:07,170
He's like...

590
00:38:09,101 --> 00:38:10,378
Yeah, fair enough.

591
00:38:11,379 --> 00:38:14,344
healing potion starting to do anything or

592
00:38:15,620 --> 00:38:18,881
Yeah, you see him calm down.

593
00:38:19,622 --> 00:38:29,286
You see he's laid down and it's kind of moving different ways so Bellum can grab where he
hasn't been able to.

594
00:38:29,286 --> 00:38:34,728
So he'll like roll on his back now that they're out of his back and you're able to pull
all of them out.

595
00:38:34,768 --> 00:38:39,170
And they are sins laid out all over in front of you.

596
00:38:39,170 --> 00:38:43,392
Looking at these sins, what sin would you have nailed to him?

597
00:38:45,579 --> 00:38:47,057
Probably lying.

598
00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:49,793
to see.

599
00:38:50,187 --> 00:38:53,310
Yeah, you know, that's one that I do a lot.

600
00:38:53,511 --> 00:38:57,435
You know, sometimes when you're trying to talk, I just have a compulsion to talk.

601
00:38:57,435 --> 00:39:00,779
And when I talk, you know, sometimes things come out that aren't true.

602
00:39:00,779 --> 00:39:03,452
And then you have to like, well, shit, that came out.

603
00:39:03,452 --> 00:39:04,874
So I need to like cover for that.

604
00:39:04,874 --> 00:39:07,931
And it just, gets out of hand real fast.

605
00:39:07,931 --> 00:39:08,751
That's very funny.

606
00:39:08,751 --> 00:39:15,498
I thought that you meant, what sin do I assume this man has committed that I would nail to
him?

607
00:39:15,498 --> 00:39:17,619
No, you mean what is my sin?

608
00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:21,383
I wildly misunderstood the purpose of this exercise.

609
00:39:22,765 --> 00:39:27,088
Like, I don't know, I guess he looks like an adulterer.

610
00:39:27,269 --> 00:39:29,951
I don't know, hard to tell.

611
00:39:30,773 --> 00:39:35,342
Yeah, what would you do if they were nailing sins on you that you did?

612
00:39:35,342 --> 00:39:36,921
Which one do think you'd do?

613
00:39:36,921 --> 00:39:38,349
I don't do any sins.

614
00:39:38,939 --> 00:39:41,141
Oh, yeah, cause you like the church.

615
00:39:41,141 --> 00:39:41,782
Got it.

616
00:39:41,782 --> 00:39:42,842
Okay.

617
00:39:43,723 --> 00:39:44,824
Oh, okay.

618
00:39:45,645 --> 00:39:47,397
Oh, that's what I was trying to say earlier.

619
00:39:47,397 --> 00:39:49,578
I mean, even like this guy we're going to kill, right?

620
00:39:49,578 --> 00:39:51,570
Like they stick murder on this guy.

621
00:39:51,570 --> 00:39:53,332
But like if we don't go kill...

622
00:39:53,332 --> 00:39:54,312
Yeah.

623
00:39:54,893 --> 00:39:57,536
Well, he's going to kill a kid, right?

624
00:39:57,536 --> 00:40:03,240
Like, I think killing a guy who's going to kill a kid, not necessarily a bad thing to do.

625
00:40:04,282 --> 00:40:06,443
Apparently I'm from Brooklyn now.

626
00:40:06,758 --> 00:40:08,023
Brooklyn.

627
00:40:08,101 --> 00:40:09,472
Forget about it.

628
00:40:09,690 --> 00:40:25,846
Yeah, he's like, as you're doing this in Bellum, you feel you have no sins to unburden,
but Vrak, like what would you do to unburdening yourself of your deceit?

629
00:40:25,907 --> 00:40:29,688
Like would you nail deceit to this scapegoat?

630
00:40:30,283 --> 00:40:33,155
Well, I was kind of just trying to make him feel better.

631
00:40:33,155 --> 00:40:40,660
And even though I do deceit, which is some people say it's a sin, I can't really help it.

632
00:40:40,660 --> 00:40:42,001
I have this compulsion.

633
00:40:42,001 --> 00:40:44,893
Things come out of my head and then they come out of my mouth.

634
00:40:44,893 --> 00:40:48,755
And after living with it for so many years, it's like, this is just kind of who I am.

635
00:40:48,856 --> 00:40:50,607
I'm not doing it because I'm a bad person.

636
00:40:50,607 --> 00:40:54,030
I'm not particularly sure that I'm choosing to do this.

637
00:40:54,030 --> 00:40:58,443
This whole concept of free will, people act like I choose to say these things.

638
00:40:58,443 --> 00:40:59,211
But like,

639
00:40:59,211 --> 00:41:11,021
you know sometimes they pop in your brain and they come out and I can't stop that you know
it's not okay yeah well then I won't yeah

640
00:41:13,074 --> 00:41:14,068
You

641
00:41:14,166 --> 00:41:18,357
So uh, hey, Guy, can you tell us anything?

642
00:41:18,357 --> 00:41:19,650
You still can't talk.

643
00:41:19,650 --> 00:41:21,825
I'm not sure how effective these healing potions are.

644
00:41:21,825 --> 00:41:23,709
I'm not a great herb master.

645
00:41:24,443 --> 00:41:25,231
Yeah, he just...

646
00:41:25,231 --> 00:41:27,131
a d6 of HP.

647
00:41:27,979 --> 00:41:28,653
okay.

648
00:41:28,653 --> 00:41:30,037
Yeah, roll me that D6.

649
00:41:31,581 --> 00:41:33,754
Three, great.

650
00:41:33,754 --> 00:41:40,023
He grabs a spike from the ground and carves in the dust.

651
00:41:41,046 --> 00:41:42,107
Hello.

652
00:41:43,108 --> 00:41:43,890
Oh.

653
00:41:44,761 --> 00:41:45,228
Hi!

654
00:41:45,228 --> 00:41:46,470
Spectacular.

655
00:41:48,393 --> 00:41:52,600
And then he carves T-H-X.

656
00:41:54,223 --> 00:41:55,264
Your text?

657
00:41:55,264 --> 00:41:56,485
that your name?

658
00:41:57,442 --> 00:41:59,040
Oh yeah!

659
00:42:00,197 --> 00:42:02,501
It carves no name.

660
00:42:04,354 --> 00:42:07,186
That's a cool name, Noname, got it.

661
00:42:09,212 --> 00:42:12,561
Sounds like it's from the Sarkash.

662
00:42:14,968 --> 00:42:15,838
Yeah.

663
00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:17,440
Could be.

664
00:42:18,058 --> 00:42:21,823
We don't have names like that in Shell Swig where I'm from.

665
00:42:21,823 --> 00:42:22,386
Hahaha

666
00:42:22,386 --> 00:42:23,490
little slice where?

667
00:42:23,490 --> 00:42:26,282
uh

668
00:42:26,393 --> 00:42:32,642
Yeah, I can't say the name so well, which is also why I didn't really pick up on Thanks.

669
00:42:33,309 --> 00:42:35,449
He carves UR-er.

670
00:42:36,450 --> 00:42:39,125
Just as are, he's just telling you where he's from.

671
00:42:40,045 --> 00:42:40,985
Got it.

672
00:42:40,985 --> 00:42:47,985
I heard U-Y-O-U space A-R-E-ER, U-R.

673
00:42:48,345 --> 00:42:50,825
And I struggled.

674
00:42:52,557 --> 00:42:56,283
I don't know where that is from here, but it seems like...

675
00:42:57,086 --> 00:42:59,331
Yeah.

676
00:42:59,331 --> 00:43:01,053
Are you part of this cult?

677
00:43:03,437 --> 00:43:03,678
No.

678
00:43:03,678 --> 00:43:09,165
And then he exits through the no multiple times in anger.

679
00:43:09,801 --> 00:43:11,351
Yeah, it's not-

680
00:43:11,433 --> 00:43:18,675
do they do- I think it's this iron wire around you, they use like pliers or you know where
they keep them or-

681
00:43:20,268 --> 00:43:25,550
Yeah, he takes his strange, hoved fingers and points up the mountain.

682
00:43:25,550 --> 00:43:33,842
And as he does, he moves his hand over and past the trail of crucifixes.

683
00:43:33,842 --> 00:43:46,726
And you see a jutting that is, excuse me, you see a crack through the mountain, almost
like a gorge that has been split open.

684
00:43:46,732 --> 00:43:50,596
by time and he points there.

685
00:43:52,151 --> 00:43:57,289
Okay, well, uh, once we get all these needles out of ya.

686
00:43:59,021 --> 00:44:02,419
If come with us and we find the pliers, we can get the...

687
00:44:03,420 --> 00:44:06,327
Yeah, gives you a shrug.

688
00:44:07,527 --> 00:44:09,484
Well, you don't mind the wire anymore?

689
00:44:11,718 --> 00:44:15,627
Yeah.

690
00:44:15,627 --> 00:44:19,103
You guessed that he probably doesn't remember a time before the wire.

691
00:44:19,843 --> 00:44:20,529
Hmm.

692
00:44:20,529 --> 00:44:25,698
Okay, well, I bet you you'll be a lot happier without it, but you do you.

693
00:44:25,980 --> 00:44:34,711
Yeah, he nuzzles up to you and rubs on you like a dog would on the side of your leg.

694
00:44:34,711 --> 00:44:38,876
And there's some tears coming out of his eyes at this point.

695
00:44:39,313 --> 00:44:42,586
no, you're a people, don't, no.

696
00:44:44,321 --> 00:44:46,820
Yeah, we've already got one dog.

697
00:44:46,820 --> 00:44:49,417
Ol' Arby over here does a good job.

698
00:44:49,632 --> 00:44:50,202
a lady.

699
00:44:50,202 --> 00:44:55,127
You see that campfire over there?

700
00:44:56,668 --> 00:44:58,904
Yeah, he looks where you point.

701
00:44:58,939 --> 00:45:03,288
Yeah, there's a lady there that really hates the cultists.

702
00:45:04,293 --> 00:45:05,837
She fucking hates them.

703
00:45:05,837 --> 00:45:07,329
Maybe she'll help you out.

704
00:45:08,330 --> 00:45:09,809
Yeah, you're sending him away.

705
00:45:10,975 --> 00:45:13,125
yeah, he's act- I don't like that.

706
00:45:14,250 --> 00:45:27,666
Yeah, he takes a few steps in that direction and looks back at you two longingly and then
turns around and continues down the mountain toward Hager.

707
00:45:27,887 --> 00:45:30,309
Hey, hey, guy, one more question, sorry.

708
00:45:30,309 --> 00:45:32,900
ah You see a kid go this way?

709
00:45:33,901 --> 00:45:37,697
You just thumbs up, thumbs down, or hoof up, hoof down, whatever.

710
00:45:37,697 --> 00:45:40,001
He just points to the top of the mountain.

711
00:45:40,313 --> 00:45:42,013
Alright, I'll take that as a yes.

712
00:45:42,013 --> 00:45:43,273
Thank you, sir.

713
00:45:43,273 --> 00:45:45,653
I'll send you a bill for the potion, alright?

714
00:45:46,130 --> 00:46:00,168
Yeah, and he like is walking on all fours, but then you see him like snap his back and you
hear it crack along his spine as he stands up fully erect and continues to walk down the

715
00:46:00,168 --> 00:46:02,130
path toward Hagar.

716
00:46:03,976 --> 00:46:05,277
And you have two paths in front of you.

717
00:46:05,277 --> 00:46:17,308
You have the path that snakes around the mountain covered in crucifixes, or this gorge
that looks like a shattered jaw opened in the side of the mountain.

718
00:46:17,465 --> 00:46:25,178
Yeah, correct me if I'm wrong, he seemed to imply that the cultists were up the Split
Valley?

719
00:46:26,902 --> 00:46:38,562
He kind of pointed up the trail at the crucifix way and then shifted to the cracked part
after pointing there.

720
00:46:40,286 --> 00:46:41,848
Yeah, take that how you do.

721
00:46:42,100 --> 00:46:44,359
is just up the cracked valve.

722
00:46:44,967 --> 00:46:52,340
No, the kid is up at the top of the mountain, which is what I thought was up the crucifix
way?

723
00:46:54,490 --> 00:46:55,632
That seems likely.

724
00:46:55,632 --> 00:47:01,180
If I was gonna, you know, build a, you know, top of the mountain, it's important, right?

725
00:47:01,180 --> 00:47:08,019
And you're gonna adorn it with your, with your killing devices, because these people
apparently like killing and shit.

726
00:47:10,157 --> 00:47:19,444
You know, if I was gonna, if I was a crazy cult person and I wanted to do some ritual,
stacking a whole bunch of bodies on crucifixes all the way up to the altar at the top,

727
00:47:19,444 --> 00:47:22,856
that really, you know, this whole thing's about getting hyped up.

728
00:47:22,856 --> 00:47:26,079
And if I was that kind of crazy, that'd get me real hyped up.

729
00:47:26,079 --> 00:47:29,330
Whole parade past dead bodies, up to the top.

730
00:47:30,332 --> 00:47:32,703
Okay, yeah, that sounds like a good idea.

731
00:47:33,704 --> 00:47:36,588
Jimmy, are you okay with me occasionally interrupting you?

732
00:47:36,804 --> 00:47:46,798
I, okay, yeah, that I, it's very hard to like actually be like, you'll be talking for like
a minute and I'll be like, yeah, fuck.

733
00:47:48,217 --> 00:47:51,964
I guess I'm just, you know, that's one of my talents.

734
00:47:51,964 --> 00:47:53,827
You know, I got a gift for Gab.

735
00:47:53,827 --> 00:47:56,442
You know, I can tell us, oh shit, we're supposed to be going.

736
00:47:56,442 --> 00:47:58,666
All right, dial it in, dial it in.

737
00:48:00,949 --> 00:48:11,989
You go toward the shattered jaw chasm and you hear the wind funneling through it from a
narrow choke point.

738
00:48:11,989 --> 00:48:16,169
It doesn't howl, it like whispers in your ear.

739
00:48:16,169 --> 00:48:17,009
It's like.

740
00:48:18,010 --> 00:48:23,034
And there's down the, the goal of this thing.

741
00:48:23,034 --> 00:48:25,266
It's continuous and abrasive.

742
00:48:25,266 --> 00:48:37,346
There's a, just a cacophony, cacophony is not the right word, but a plethora of sharp
jagged edges you could get sliced on as you navigated it.

743
00:48:37,607 --> 00:48:39,928
But it is open before you.

744
00:48:40,609 --> 00:48:40,969
Yes.

745
00:48:40,969 --> 00:48:42,950
And that, I love it.

746
00:48:43,892 --> 00:48:44,352
Yeah.

747
00:48:44,352 --> 00:48:46,834
And you're.

748
00:48:47,308 --> 00:48:49,778
boot step into the chasm, right?

749
00:48:51,767 --> 00:48:52,568
Yeah.

750
00:48:53,417 --> 00:48:54,925
As you're stepping.

751
00:48:54,925 --> 00:48:55,468
Okay.

752
00:48:55,468 --> 00:48:56,309
Yeah.

753
00:48:56,650 --> 00:48:59,735
about monstrous tongues and teeth.

754
00:48:59,735 --> 00:49:04,101
And I just want to pause for a second and.

755
00:49:05,102 --> 00:49:06,013
Yeah, as you

756
00:49:06,013 --> 00:49:08,040
this is a monster valley again.

757
00:49:08,473 --> 00:49:10,305
Why, it looks a lot like teeth.

758
00:49:10,305 --> 00:49:11,385
Alright.

759
00:49:11,506 --> 00:49:12,547
I'm just...

760
00:49:13,168 --> 00:49:16,431
It's very tooth-maw-like.

761
00:49:16,575 --> 00:49:19,400
Yeah, very jagged, you know.

762
00:49:19,400 --> 00:49:24,448
Maybe they should call this mountain like the Mountain of Rock Jaws or something.

763
00:49:24,550 --> 00:49:26,512
Death Mountain's kinda lame.

764
00:49:26,794 --> 00:49:27,805
Yeah.

765
00:49:27,947 --> 00:49:31,831
Mouth mountain, mount, maw, maw mouth.

766
00:49:31,969 --> 00:49:35,809
mount snaggle tooth I think that's a good one mount

767
00:49:35,809 --> 00:49:38,838
have sort of the like, uh the gravitas.

768
00:49:38,995 --> 00:49:47,048
Yeah, alligator teeth, shark tooth, razor jaw.

769
00:49:48,574 --> 00:49:50,586
is not terrible.

770
00:49:50,586 --> 00:49:52,489
He's like, can I interrupt you once in a while?

771
00:49:52,489 --> 00:49:55,885
And then it's like, just goes down the rabbit hole with you this time.

772
00:49:55,885 --> 00:49:57,566
Yeah.

773
00:49:58,229 --> 00:49:58,633
Yeah.

774
00:49:58,633 --> 00:49:59,593
do it.

775
00:50:00,074 --> 00:50:03,295
I did say shark tooth, but sharp tooth is a lot better.

776
00:50:03,295 --> 00:50:13,800
I think that's the, wasn't there like a, that a character from a, well, movies don't
really exist in this world, but a long time ago there used to be, or maybe in the future,

777
00:50:13,800 --> 00:50:14,820
I don't know.

778
00:50:14,920 --> 00:50:16,051
Yeah.

779
00:50:16,051 --> 00:50:20,063
I think it was a dragon or maybe like some kind of alien.

780
00:50:20,063 --> 00:50:21,073
I don't know.

781
00:50:21,581 --> 00:50:24,002
I straight up don't know what you're referring to.

782
00:50:24,002 --> 00:50:30,439
there's a movie called The Land Before Time about dinosaurs and they called the T-Rex's
sharp teeth or sharp tooth.

783
00:50:30,439 --> 00:50:30,768
yeah.

784
00:50:30,768 --> 00:50:31,559
land before time.

785
00:50:31,559 --> 00:50:36,207
I forgot that they called the T-Rex's sharp tooths.

786
00:50:36,367 --> 00:50:52,389
Sharp tooth, uh Yeah, so as you're walking through this strange geometry of jagged edges,
you start to step and the ground gets a little mushy, Bellum.

787
00:50:52,549 --> 00:50:55,322
Like, there's some moisture up here.

788
00:50:55,322 --> 00:50:56,873
Yeah.

789
00:50:57,514 --> 00:51:03,979
And you pay attention to the side of the walls and there is a trickling down of some sort
of thing.

790
00:51:03,979 --> 00:51:05,328
um

791
00:51:05,328 --> 00:51:09,656
It's not water, but it does come to the soil and wet in it.

792
00:51:09,656 --> 00:51:10,759
I sniff it.

793
00:51:11,896 --> 00:51:14,893
Yeah, it smells kind of irony.

794
00:51:15,894 --> 00:51:16,772
Taste it.

795
00:51:17,365 --> 00:51:18,473
Yes, blood.

796
00:51:21,673 --> 00:51:38,668
And you're proceeding in this small area and ahead of you, you see a strange little baby
creature crying out in pain.

797
00:51:38,668 --> 00:51:47,140
It's like, your dog kind of winds along with it.

798
00:51:47,140 --> 00:51:49,461
Vrock the rat.

799
00:51:49,783 --> 00:51:53,536
climbs up onto your shoulder and into your shirt.

800
00:51:54,737 --> 00:52:01,663
And you look at this thing and it's got a strange oxen, a baby ox face.

801
00:52:02,064 --> 00:52:12,612
And then its back is like white fur and it has a weird beak coming out of it where it's
nose should be.

802
00:52:12,653 --> 00:52:17,596
And it has a one wing that looks broken and it's flapping against the ground.

803
00:52:19,278 --> 00:52:20,441
It looks sick.

804
00:52:21,469 --> 00:52:25,610
You think this is another human with shit stuck on them?

805
00:52:25,813 --> 00:52:27,067
Just more elaborate shit?

806
00:52:27,067 --> 00:52:28,173
Probably not.

807
00:52:28,173 --> 00:52:29,646
How big is this?

808
00:52:30,371 --> 00:52:31,934
A foot and a half tall?

809
00:52:31,934 --> 00:52:33,721
about a foot and a half tall.

810
00:52:35,138 --> 00:52:36,446
I don't think so.

811
00:52:37,033 --> 00:52:37,385
Yeah.

812
00:52:37,385 --> 00:52:40,087
um

813
00:52:42,144 --> 00:52:45,433
Do we get the sense that there's like anything else around, anything watching?

814
00:52:45,433 --> 00:52:46,736
Is this another trap?

815
00:52:46,736 --> 00:52:47,849
Someone trying to lure us in?

816
00:52:47,849 --> 00:52:49,713
I'm always thinking about traps.

817
00:52:49,794 --> 00:52:53,189
Yeah, give me another presence.

818
00:52:56,575 --> 00:52:57,452
15.

819
00:52:57,452 --> 00:52:58,843
Also a 15.

820
00:53:00,145 --> 00:53:12,406
Yeah, you're looking around and there's not much to see but there's just jagged edges of
like spikes everywhere above you and This thing is just sitting in the middle of the path

821
00:53:12,406 --> 00:53:13,507
in front of you

822
00:53:14,817 --> 00:53:22,851
All right, so there's blood trickling down the walls and there's dusty mud everywhere.

823
00:53:23,392 --> 00:53:26,713
Is it easy to see how this thing got here?

824
00:53:27,754 --> 00:53:29,995
Are there footprints in the dusty mud?

825
00:53:29,995 --> 00:53:31,296
Did it get carried here?

826
00:53:31,296 --> 00:53:33,937
Did it scrabble its own way here?

827
00:53:33,937 --> 00:53:36,239
Did it fly and then land hard?

828
00:53:36,239 --> 00:53:37,269
What's the?

829
00:53:37,870 --> 00:53:43,512
Good question, Vrak, looking around, how do you think this thing got here?

830
00:53:43,512 --> 00:53:45,635
What's the story you tell yourself?

831
00:53:47,283 --> 00:53:48,123
Hmm.

832
00:53:48,344 --> 00:53:53,909
Well, it's got a broken wing and there's like giant steep things on each side.

833
00:53:53,909 --> 00:54:00,615
Uh, it, you know, I don't see any blood on it right out or do I?

834
00:54:01,486 --> 00:54:02,810
There's no blood, yeah.

835
00:54:02,897 --> 00:54:07,791
Okay, well, I'm guessing maybe it fell down and broke its wing.

836
00:54:08,607 --> 00:54:09,873
I don't know.

837
00:54:09,873 --> 00:54:12,475
Unless there's footprints going around here.

838
00:54:13,132 --> 00:54:15,303
No, no footprints.

839
00:54:15,303 --> 00:54:17,128
It's pretty sludgy.

840
00:54:17,665 --> 00:54:18,727
fell from above.

841
00:54:18,727 --> 00:54:20,701
Can I look up and see anything?

842
00:54:21,702 --> 00:54:25,360
Yeah, with that presence check, not much.

843
00:54:26,623 --> 00:54:27,464
Hmm...

844
00:54:27,967 --> 00:54:28,988
Well...

845
00:54:29,833 --> 00:54:32,188
Hey, Oxbird kid!

846
00:54:33,189 --> 00:54:34,513
It doesn't respond to you.

847
00:54:34,513 --> 00:54:36,205
just...

848
00:54:42,870 --> 00:54:47,763
Well, I kinda wanna try another healing potion, but I don't know if this works on whatever
the hell that thing is.

849
00:54:47,763 --> 00:54:50,614
Yeah, I know.

850
00:54:51,615 --> 00:54:54,959
Well, m

851
00:54:55,803 --> 00:55:02,522
Tell you what, is there a stick nearby or can I peel uh a strip off of one of the crucifix
poles?

852
00:55:03,708 --> 00:55:06,135
can see you did that earlier, yeah.

853
00:55:07,003 --> 00:55:13,186
All right, I'm gonna set its little arm, make a little splint.

854
00:55:13,921 --> 00:55:18,822
Yeah, you approach it and you see that wing is out.

855
00:55:18,822 --> 00:55:28,164
And as you reach down to pull it over, the underside of the wing is revealed and there
are.

856
00:55:29,205 --> 00:55:40,828
You can't count, I guess, with this with this quick view, but there are eyeballs that look
up at you from the wing and some of them blink and they look at you and the thing hisses.

857
00:55:41,370 --> 00:55:44,726
Let's go ahead and get a combat initiative role.

858
00:55:44,726 --> 00:55:47,550
So who wants to roll initiative for you guys?

859
00:55:48,431 --> 00:55:49,396
I'll do it.

860
00:55:51,297 --> 00:55:53,991
I rolled a 19.

861
00:55:54,908 --> 00:56:02,129
Okay, well for initiative you do a D6 plus your agility.

862
00:56:02,129 --> 00:56:03,419
Yeah, sorry.

863
00:56:03,419 --> 00:56:04,682
it then, Vrak.

864
00:56:05,867 --> 00:56:07,681
I have a minus one to agility.

865
00:56:07,785 --> 00:56:08,766
Yeah.

866
00:56:09,449 --> 00:56:10,452
that's a five.

867
00:56:10,452 --> 00:56:11,576
our initiative?

868
00:56:11,994 --> 00:56:13,966
So you can choose.

869
00:56:13,966 --> 00:56:18,209
So this just says if the monsters go first or you go first.

870
00:56:18,209 --> 00:56:21,833
So A4, five and six, you goes first.

871
00:56:21,833 --> 00:56:26,776
You can go first and then you can roll or split it up however you want between you.

872
00:56:27,978 --> 00:56:31,040
So you go first and.

873
00:56:32,161 --> 00:56:36,525
Yeah, I guess I would say Bellum probably goes first since he's like right there and he's
like,

874
00:56:37,371 --> 00:56:38,331
Ah!

875
00:56:38,331 --> 00:56:39,592
Yeah, it hisses at you.

876
00:56:39,592 --> 00:56:50,911
These eyeballs like open up a few of them blink and as you can see it's little claws that
come out from the side of the wing and the wing snaps to attention.

877
00:56:50,911 --> 00:56:55,685
It doesn't seem like it's actually broken and it does start to slash towards you.

878
00:56:55,685 --> 00:56:56,756
What do do?

879
00:56:58,747 --> 00:57:00,364
I'm gonna whack it with a crowbar.

880
00:57:01,365 --> 00:57:03,484
Yeah.

881
00:57:03,484 --> 00:57:04,506
Roll it.

882
00:57:05,507 --> 00:57:09,700
a 15, which are we, is it a 12 to hit?

883
00:57:09,700 --> 00:57:10,385
12 to hit?

884
00:57:10,385 --> 00:57:11,328
Yeah, just a normal.

885
00:57:11,328 --> 00:57:12,188
Yeah.

886
00:57:13,452 --> 00:57:14,013
Yeah.

887
00:57:14,013 --> 00:57:15,435
Give me some damage.

888
00:57:16,717 --> 00:57:19,456
D4 for four damage.

889
00:57:20,543 --> 00:57:21,353
space.

890
00:57:22,084 --> 00:57:23,287
More damage.

891
00:57:23,287 --> 00:57:27,737
Okay, yeah, you hit it where you just right in the beak, the wing.

892
00:57:27,737 --> 00:57:30,032
You're gonna be like, I'll actually break that fucking wing.

893
00:57:30,032 --> 00:57:31,083
Like, woulda.

894
00:57:31,939 --> 00:57:34,624
ah I think promptly I'd be going for the head.

895
00:57:34,756 --> 00:57:36,709
Okay, yeah, you smash it right in the head.

896
00:57:36,709 --> 00:57:47,856
It looks a little disoriented and the claw or the beak opens up and some blood starts to
sputter out as it like, you see the little bird tongue come out too.

897
00:57:48,018 --> 00:57:49,940
Vrak, it is your turn.

898
00:57:50,563 --> 00:57:53,684
Do I have a way to move back?

899
00:57:56,141 --> 00:57:56,927
flee.

900
00:57:57,357 --> 00:58:00,859
there's no, there's no, what do they call it in D &D?

901
00:58:00,859 --> 00:58:11,958
uh Yeah, or reaction to like, yeah, yeah, you can, you can smash it in the head and then
take a step, a few steps back, room distance away.

902
00:58:12,237 --> 00:58:14,203
uh

903
00:58:14,798 --> 00:58:15,584
Yep.

904
00:58:17,407 --> 00:58:21,375
Uh, do my animals also get actions?

905
00:58:22,212 --> 00:58:29,312
Do they have a, let's give your dog that that makes sense.

906
00:58:29,312 --> 00:58:33,892
Your dog can bite and we'll give it a D4 for damage.

907
00:58:35,310 --> 00:58:43,739
w- this is probably a waste of a turn, but I think Vrak reaches into his shirt, pulls out
his rat, and goes, go for the eyes, rat!

908
00:58:43,739 --> 00:58:45,460
And throws it at the wing.

909
00:58:45,942 --> 00:58:47,773
To, get the wing eyes.

910
00:58:48,326 --> 00:58:49,917
yeah, that's cool.

911
00:58:50,838 --> 00:58:54,340
No, yeah, boo.

912
00:58:54,340 --> 00:58:57,642
Yeah, so you unleash your rat.

913
00:58:57,642 --> 00:59:01,424
And so I will let you do something as vrac as well.

914
00:59:01,695 --> 00:59:03,556
Okay, um.

915
00:59:05,702 --> 00:59:06,703
I guess...

916
00:59:06,906 --> 00:59:09,332
Can I charge at it with my sword?

917
00:59:11,339 --> 00:59:14,408
Yeah, so I roll a d20 for that.

918
00:59:15,409 --> 00:59:16,620
That's a one.

919
00:59:18,808 --> 00:59:21,879
Okay, give me one second here.

920
00:59:25,826 --> 00:59:42,853
Yeah, ah you roll up on this thing and you pull out your sword and you hold it overhead
and you don't realize there's just a huge rock out jutting above you and you swing forward

921
00:59:42,853 --> 00:59:47,745
and it hits the top and shatters above your head and steel rains down on you.

922
00:59:47,745 --> 00:59:51,366
uh Little shards fall all around you.

923
00:59:51,366 --> 00:59:54,868
Go ahead and give me a agility roll.

924
00:59:55,869 --> 00:59:58,250
13 plus three, so 16.

925
00:59:58,250 --> 01:00:10,056
Okay, yeah, you know it shatters right when it hits and you're able to slink back away so
none of the shards fall into you, but they do fall in the dirt everywhere around you and

926
01:00:10,056 --> 01:00:12,088
your sword is now broken.

927
01:00:12,807 --> 01:00:14,060
Son of a bitch!

928
01:00:14,906 --> 01:00:16,853
That was my second favorite weapon.

929
01:00:16,853 --> 01:00:18,286
I still got my hook.

930
01:00:18,903 --> 01:00:31,342
Yeah, this thing, seeing the sword shatter and you running up on it, it lunges straight
for your knees and tries to sink a beak into your knees.

931
01:00:31,342 --> 01:00:34,325
Go ahead and give me agility.

932
01:00:36,359 --> 01:00:40,084
That is a 11 with a plus 3.

933
01:00:40,084 --> 01:00:42,267
That is a 14.

934
01:00:42,604 --> 01:00:47,327
Yeah, how do you, do you hold this back from biting you right in the knees?

935
01:00:47,327 --> 01:00:48,889
Like how do you stop it?

936
01:00:49,489 --> 01:00:57,925
I think I'm still kinda falling back and I've got my hook ah and then Arby like runs up
from the side and just knocks him out of the way.

937
01:00:58,508 --> 01:01:01,216
Good boy, good boy, get him girl, get him.

938
01:01:01,216 --> 01:01:02,008
Yes.

939
01:01:03,953 --> 01:01:05,964
That's right, you're my trained dog.

940
01:01:05,964 --> 01:01:07,479
Man's best friend.

941
01:01:07,830 --> 01:01:09,972
Yeah, Arby's got into the wings.

942
01:01:09,972 --> 01:01:15,077
ah Let me, oh, I can roll for the animals since I don't get to roll that much.

943
01:01:17,680 --> 01:01:23,786
Not doing any damage with the two, but grabs the wings and, you know, a sense of security
there.

944
01:01:23,786 --> 01:01:30,712
And you see your rat, you see rat uh crawl up on the wings and try to get under to the
eyeballs.

945
01:01:31,614 --> 01:01:32,426
And.

946
01:01:32,426 --> 01:01:38,256
With that Bellum, you're standing there and you hear a whistle from above of air.

947
01:01:38,256 --> 01:01:45,568
And one of these things drops on your shoulder from the top of the chasm and starts to
peck at you.

948
01:01:45,568 --> 01:01:46,889
Give me an agility.

949
01:01:47,890 --> 01:01:49,106
15.

950
01:01:49,639 --> 01:01:53,364
Yeah, it misses.

951
01:01:53,364 --> 01:01:56,598
It's like snapping in your ear, but it's on your shoulder.

952
01:01:56,598 --> 01:01:58,280
The wings are flapping in your face.

953
01:01:58,280 --> 01:02:04,998
Having those eyeballs so close to your face uh is disturbing and you might get pink eye.

954
01:02:05,219 --> 01:02:08,602
And we go over to our players.

955
01:02:10,898 --> 01:02:12,785
So now there's two of these things.

956
01:02:13,395 --> 01:02:14,497
There are two.

957
01:02:14,882 --> 01:02:17,149
One is on each of you basically.

958
01:02:17,522 --> 01:02:21,581
We know they have minimum two damage reduction.

959
01:02:22,582 --> 01:02:23,388
Yeah.

960
01:02:24,907 --> 01:02:27,147
I do a D4 at best.

961
01:02:29,580 --> 01:02:30,491
Yeah.

962
01:02:31,492 --> 01:02:37,249
ah I heave the one that's on my shoulders into the jagged sharp rocks below.

963
01:02:37,432 --> 01:02:38,195
I hurl.

964
01:02:38,195 --> 01:02:39,196
I hurl it.

965
01:02:39,356 --> 01:02:48,679
Yeah, as you the environment around you, like you think you could grab it and just stab it
out to the side like there's Jagger Rocks coming off to the side.

966
01:02:48,679 --> 01:02:51,252
There's like one nice one there, too.

967
01:02:51,661 --> 01:02:54,244
swing it like a sock full of nickels.

968
01:02:54,851 --> 01:02:57,594
Yeah, hit me with that uh strength.

969
01:02:59,140 --> 01:03:01,820
13 plus zero, so.

970
01:03:02,105 --> 01:03:05,852
Yeah, you're able to, let's see what you do.

971
01:03:05,852 --> 01:03:10,179
Give me a uh D8, that's pretty nasty, right?

972
01:03:10,179 --> 01:03:11,991
Give me a D8, yeah.

973
01:03:12,992 --> 01:03:18,257
Okay, so you pin one of its wings against it and it gets impaled on there.

974
01:03:18,257 --> 01:03:24,642
It is immobile, but it's coming at you with its other winged claw to slash your face.

975
01:03:24,642 --> 01:03:26,784
Vrak, what do you got going?

976
01:03:28,359 --> 01:03:29,409
Ah.

977
01:03:31,013 --> 01:03:35,490
Yeah, I'm not so sure I'm strong enough to do what Bellum did there.

978
01:03:35,490 --> 01:03:41,979
I'm going to try to use my hook hand and come in under the wing and get it in the eyes,
the wing eyes.

979
01:03:42,528 --> 01:03:46,303
Yeah, roll that D20 with your strength.

980
01:03:47,304 --> 01:03:48,464
Oh, it's a strength?

981
01:03:48,464 --> 01:03:50,284
Okay, that's a...

982
01:03:50,284 --> 01:03:51,664
What am I doing here?

983
01:03:51,664 --> 01:03:54,384
12 with a minus 2, so 10.

984
01:03:54,739 --> 01:03:56,030
Okay, yeah.

985
01:03:56,031 --> 01:04:07,615
So you, you know, you're trying to be precise with this hook, the commotion there is a lot
as this thing is flapping its wing and your rat's trying to get in there and you miss like

986
01:04:07,615 --> 01:04:09,685
a tender spot with it.

987
01:04:09,685 --> 01:04:10,485
So.

988
01:04:11,978 --> 01:04:14,111
I had a quick question procedurally.

989
01:04:14,111 --> 01:04:16,373
Are these guys from a book?

990
01:04:16,774 --> 01:04:22,090
And if they are, do they have perhaps a D2 of damage reduction?

991
01:04:23,091 --> 01:04:25,335
Yeah, they have a D2 of damage reduction.

992
01:04:25,958 --> 01:04:29,004
And they're a reskinned thing of the book.

993
01:04:29,191 --> 01:04:29,974
So, yeah.

994
01:04:29,974 --> 01:04:30,625
it.

995
01:04:31,388 --> 01:04:34,754
I think you've like flip a coin each time.

996
01:04:35,231 --> 01:04:38,618
Oh, to see like how much it reduces.

997
01:04:38,991 --> 01:04:40,402
Okay, yeah.

998
01:04:41,403 --> 01:04:44,145
Yeah, cause you hit it with, yeah.

999
01:04:44,145 --> 01:04:48,087
So when you do actually hit it, so yeah, yeah, yeah.

1000
01:04:48,787 --> 01:04:55,671
Okay, now the one on you Vrock, you're wiggling with your hook.

1001
01:04:55,671 --> 01:04:57,371
comes in with a claw.

1002
01:04:57,371 --> 01:05:02,195
Give me that agility to see if you can get out of its reach.

1003
01:05:02,402 --> 01:05:03,182
That's...

1004
01:05:03,182 --> 01:05:06,282
Man, I keep doing the D100, dammit.

1005
01:05:06,822 --> 01:05:10,682
That's a 12 with a plus 3, 15.

1006
01:05:11,035 --> 01:05:18,940
Yeah, yeah, you definitely lose that claw like as it slashes towards your eyes.

1007
01:05:18,941 --> 01:05:20,041
Bellum.

1008
01:05:20,482 --> 01:05:23,724
This thing is pinned against the side of the wall.

1009
01:05:23,724 --> 01:05:27,467
That other claw is coming straight towards your throat agility.

1010
01:05:29,126 --> 01:05:32,286
11 minus 1 is 10, not good enough.

1011
01:05:32,399 --> 01:05:34,616
Yeah, comes in for a deep.

1012
01:05:34,616 --> 01:05:35,259
Oh.

1013
01:05:35,259 --> 01:05:36,312
good enough.

1014
01:05:36,312 --> 01:05:38,956
Agility and presence tests are DR-2.

1015
01:05:39,933 --> 01:05:41,225
yep, exactly.

1016
01:05:41,225 --> 01:05:44,648
So yeah, same, same thing.

1017
01:05:44,648 --> 01:05:52,475
You juke out of the way as this claw comes tearing for the throat and it is over to you
guys.

1018
01:05:52,720 --> 01:05:56,633
Why wouldn't they just give me plus two to agility and presence?

1019
01:05:57,595 --> 01:06:01,981
Yeah, they take the difficulty rating down instead, yeah.

1020
01:06:01,981 --> 01:06:04,683
Why would this be this way?

1021
01:06:05,684 --> 01:06:06,678
Anyways.

1022
01:06:08,010 --> 01:06:09,256
What are doing Bellarmine Brook?

1023
01:06:09,256 --> 01:06:09,697
that?

1024
01:06:09,697 --> 01:06:10,857
Hang on.

1025
01:06:11,239 --> 01:06:15,244
Cause if I did misread this, this could just out and out kill me.

1026
01:06:15,244 --> 01:06:20,623
Any attack has a chance to just uh get rid of me.

1027
01:06:20,981 --> 01:06:21,785
Yeah.

1028
01:06:23,678 --> 01:06:25,264
I don't think you misread it.

1029
01:06:25,902 --> 01:06:31,416
presence and agility tests have their DR reduced by 2.

1030
01:06:31,416 --> 01:06:35,316
Normal tests are DR10 instead of 12.

1031
01:06:35,316 --> 01:06:40,286
Yeah, you're lucky little shiteel.

1032
01:06:42,232 --> 01:06:43,132
Yeah.

1033
01:06:45,259 --> 01:06:46,440
That's awesome.

1034
01:06:48,426 --> 01:06:51,293
Okay, it's over to you.

1035
01:06:52,233 --> 01:06:53,688
Stackful of nickels again.

1036
01:06:55,731 --> 01:07:03,769
This time I wanna, I wanna sway him towards the ground instead of the wall and maybe I can
keep like stomp him or something.

1037
01:07:04,148 --> 01:07:06,911
Yeah, go ahead, give me that strength.

1038
01:07:08,033 --> 01:07:08,283
No?

1039
01:07:08,283 --> 01:07:11,636
Okay, yeah.

1040
01:07:12,038 --> 01:07:18,445
Yeah, you just can't get a grip on him as he's stuck against this one piece of rock.

1041
01:07:18,966 --> 01:07:20,608
Vrock, what do you got for us?

1042
01:07:22,853 --> 01:07:32,523
Yeah, I guess I kinda, maybe I missed him with the hook, but seeing how well the wall
worked, it's like I imagine I kinda got the hook under the arm or the wing, but I didn't

1043
01:07:32,523 --> 01:07:33,555
stab anything.

1044
01:07:33,555 --> 01:07:38,229
I'm like, ah, and I just try to like yank him back towards the wall with my hook.

1045
01:07:38,654 --> 01:07:40,076
Yeah, give me the strength.

1046
01:07:41,999 --> 01:07:44,225
That's 16 minus 2.

1047
01:07:44,225 --> 01:07:46,772
So 14.

1048
01:07:46,772 --> 01:07:49,101
Right, yeah, give me a D8 of damage.

1049
01:07:49,787 --> 01:07:53,169
That's a six.

1050
01:07:54,493 --> 01:08:05,638
Okay, yeah, you impale this thing against the wall and you see it go stiff for a second
and wiggle almost like it's like in its death throes and its nervous system is shutting

1051
01:08:05,638 --> 01:08:10,880
down and it slops like this as you've impaled it against the wall.

1052
01:08:11,845 --> 01:08:14,518
Right, you little creepy chimera bastard?

1053
01:08:16,073 --> 01:08:16,815
Sorry, lady.

1054
01:08:16,815 --> 01:08:18,458
Your knife's not worth it.

1055
01:08:18,798 --> 01:08:20,318
Wait, but it is.

1056
01:08:20,779 --> 01:08:22,339
Rich is beyond measure.

1057
01:08:22,880 --> 01:08:25,161
Well, it was, it always was.

1058
01:08:26,082 --> 01:08:28,113
It's what Nick, you said, right?

1059
01:08:28,113 --> 01:08:31,204
Like that was your, it is Rich is Beyond Measure.

1060
01:08:31,825 --> 01:08:33,825
Like legitimately, yeah.

1061
01:08:34,406 --> 01:08:37,757
So, no, don't, don't, don't, don't, we're gonna get it.

1062
01:08:37,757 --> 01:08:38,808
Don't tell us.

1063
01:08:40,209 --> 01:08:41,289
Find out.

1064
01:08:42,150 --> 01:08:43,500
That's what we're here for.

1065
01:08:43,514 --> 01:08:44,655
Exactly.

1066
01:08:45,197 --> 01:08:46,519
So where were we?

1067
01:08:46,519 --> 01:08:48,028
The combat.

1068
01:08:48,028 --> 01:08:49,904
I think there was one more.

1069
01:08:49,965 --> 01:08:50,486
Yeah.

1070
01:08:50,486 --> 01:08:51,172
And.

1071
01:08:51,172 --> 01:08:52,474
Patrick's turn.

1072
01:08:52,474 --> 01:08:54,458
I went, I think, right?

1073
01:08:54,458 --> 01:08:58,976
And then it was did the and I killed my ox bird.

1074
01:08:59,940 --> 01:09:03,230
It just attacked me and...

1075
01:09:04,667 --> 01:09:07,125
missed and you threw it on the ground.

1076
01:09:07,125 --> 01:09:08,602
had a 10.

1077
01:09:08,729 --> 01:09:12,939
So I think it's probably its turn.

1078
01:09:13,321 --> 01:09:14,112
Sure.

1079
01:09:15,038 --> 01:09:17,562
Do you know how morale checks work?

1080
01:09:18,912 --> 01:09:26,413
Yeah, when they, well, I guess when they lose half their buddies.

1081
01:09:26,588 --> 01:09:27,488
Yeah.

1082
01:09:28,028 --> 01:09:41,173
So this thing is flopping on the ground after you've thrown it and it's realized how much
it's missed you and it screeches and goes and it tries to fly away.

1083
01:09:42,494 --> 01:09:44,775
Bellum, are you letting it fly away?

1084
01:09:45,776 --> 01:09:46,731
Yeah, fuck that.

1085
01:09:46,731 --> 01:09:48,980
I'm not tangling with that thing anymore.

1086
01:09:49,386 --> 01:09:50,670
These guys suck.

1087
01:09:51,360 --> 01:09:54,511
Yeah, it flies away and it's just screeching.

1088
01:09:56,799 --> 01:10:01,880
like just echoing through this canyon and it takes off.

1089
01:10:01,921 --> 01:10:13,444
And Vrak, the one that you impaled fully starts to turn into a strange, goopy material as
it starts to just melt off of that spike.

1090
01:10:13,444 --> 01:10:20,967
And the eyeballs from the wings fall down on the ground like stones and they roll towards
you like marbles.

1091
01:10:21,802 --> 01:10:27,704
Oh, well, maybe get some ingredients out of this and scoop some of this up in some jars.

1092
01:10:27,817 --> 01:10:30,935
eyeballs are rock hard, they are marbles.

1093
01:10:30,997 --> 01:10:35,770
And you think that if you put them in a sling, they'd be quite potent.

1094
01:10:36,594 --> 01:10:37,696
hey, Bellum.

1095
01:10:37,696 --> 01:10:39,309
ah These eyes are weird.

1096
01:10:39,309 --> 01:10:43,426
They're like little, almost like pellets or shots.

1097
01:10:44,126 --> 01:10:47,982
eh If they're not sharp, I'm not interested.

1098
01:10:48,765 --> 01:10:50,621
He likes sharp stones.

1099
01:10:51,375 --> 01:10:54,206
Well, I'll hold onto them in case you run out of shop things.

1100
01:10:54,206 --> 01:10:55,576
Maybe I can just throw them.

1101
01:10:55,576 --> 01:10:58,417
ah Or shoot them like marbles.

1102
01:10:58,417 --> 01:11:06,939
Maybe I could, I know, I'll put them in a pouch and whenever something's coming, I'll
throw them out on the floor and they'll slip and fall on these eye marbles.

1103
01:11:06,939 --> 01:11:08,820
And it'll be a great trap.

1104
01:11:08,980 --> 01:11:10,620
I think that's the plan.

1105
01:11:11,041 --> 01:11:12,141
Yeah.

1106
01:11:12,281 --> 01:11:13,381
That's the ticket.

1107
01:11:13,381 --> 01:11:16,532
Little eyeball traps that are rolling around.

1108
01:11:16,910 --> 01:11:18,780
Man, have you ever seen one of these things before?

1109
01:11:18,780 --> 01:11:20,044
What the hell are these things?

1110
01:11:20,044 --> 01:11:21,398
ah

1111
01:11:21,549 --> 01:11:22,651
Yeah.

1112
01:11:22,962 --> 01:11:26,225
Hey Nick, uh morale rules.

1113
01:11:26,647 --> 01:11:32,834
It looks like you roll 2D6 and if you roll over their morale, it flees or surrenders.

1114
01:11:33,801 --> 01:11:35,893
Yeah, rolled over the morale for this thing.

1115
01:11:35,893 --> 01:11:37,134
Low morale.

1116
01:11:38,516 --> 01:11:39,476
Yeah.

1117
01:11:39,877 --> 01:11:41,999
Do you continue through the chasm?

1118
01:11:43,784 --> 01:11:44,584
Yes.

1119
01:11:44,937 --> 01:11:45,749
Yeah.

1120
01:11:46,783 --> 01:11:47,644
You...

1121
01:11:49,499 --> 01:11:59,910
see it start to widen, the jaw is opening as you start to smell cooking meat that is
sweet.

1122
01:12:00,031 --> 01:12:05,916
The meat smell wafts in your face and it reminds you of a meal.

1123
01:12:06,097 --> 01:12:08,119
What meal does it remind you of?

1124
01:12:09,120 --> 01:12:12,718
Of course, from when times were lean.

1125
01:12:13,719 --> 01:12:14,641
Nay.

1126
01:12:15,428 --> 01:12:18,159
Vrak, what does it remind you of?

1127
01:12:19,487 --> 01:12:26,030
Uh, you know, my, my grandma, used to make, uh, what we just call the goop.

1128
01:12:26,030 --> 01:12:35,475
It was some kind of like grain mixed with like, you know how at the butcher shop after
they cut up all the good meat and they got the stuff left that they can't sell.

1129
01:12:35,795 --> 01:12:37,056
and they put it out in barrels.

1130
01:12:37,056 --> 01:12:42,979
And if you get to it soon enough before like the rats get to it, then you can maybe turn
it into something edible.

1131
01:12:42,979 --> 01:12:49,330
And so we'd mix like sawdust and these like meat bits, uh, and then, you know,

1132
01:12:49,330 --> 01:12:57,378
this other goopy ingredient that she had and uh, you know, it tasted like shit, but it
reminds me of home.

1133
01:12:58,701 --> 01:13:17,099
Hey, these thoughts enter as you walk and you see this chasm disappear and in front of
you, there are logged out stretches of.

1134
01:13:17,153 --> 01:13:32,750
hillside leading up to the mountain and you see a fire in the distance with a group of
tents around it and a one large tent behind about four smaller tents and that smell is

1135
01:13:32,750 --> 01:13:34,671
delicious coming from the camp.

1136
01:13:35,672 --> 01:13:39,183
Does it smell like people meat?

1137
01:13:40,184 --> 01:13:47,282
Does that, that, does that, is there a difference?

1138
01:13:47,282 --> 01:13:48,471
I would know.

1139
01:13:48,471 --> 01:13:52,830
I feel like this is a smell that we have smelled before.

1140
01:13:52,830 --> 01:13:54,540
it smell like long pig?

1141
01:13:54,540 --> 01:13:56,409
Is that what you're talking about?

1142
01:13:57,374 --> 01:13:59,004
It's bacony.

1143
01:13:59,004 --> 01:14:02,017
Definitely smells like pig more than like a chicken.

1144
01:14:02,210 --> 01:14:02,692
Long...

1145
01:14:02,692 --> 01:14:06,122
Long pig's a slang term for human meat, so

1146
01:14:06,404 --> 01:14:07,265
Yeah.

1147
01:14:08,030 --> 01:14:10,315
That is gross.

1148
01:14:10,725 --> 01:14:11,575
you didn't know that?

1149
01:14:11,575 --> 01:14:19,140
Yeah, it's because if you uh prepare a human and put them on a spit, it looks like a
really long pig.

1150
01:14:19,140 --> 01:14:22,460
Okay, yeah, I'll have to Google that someday.

1151
01:14:25,720 --> 01:14:26,356
Yeah.

1152
01:14:26,356 --> 01:14:27,840
other white meat.

1153
01:14:29,208 --> 01:14:30,047
Yeah.

1154
01:14:31,652 --> 01:14:52,614
you smell that and are hungry for some long pig and you're walking past ashen stumps and
as you're walking the ground is really mushy and wet there is it's collecting moisture on

1155
01:14:52,614 --> 01:15:00,148
the side of the mountain and you do see clouds up on the mountainside coalescing

1156
01:15:00,552 --> 01:15:12,685
And on the mountain looks like there's a massive bonfire that has lit like it's almost
like it's erupting and giant billets of black smoke are coming from it.

1157
01:15:12,685 --> 01:15:14,766
Now, this is not a volcanic mountain.

1158
01:15:14,766 --> 01:15:17,335
It's actually more of a hill than anything.

1159
01:15:17,417 --> 01:15:20,357
And the jagged rocks.

1160
01:15:21,118 --> 01:15:21,978
Like.

1161
01:15:23,038 --> 01:15:26,859
Peak up and then the smoke rises from there.

1162
01:15:27,859 --> 01:15:30,140
You're in an open cut.

1163
01:15:30,812 --> 01:15:44,020
and this impromptu village tent city is in front of you and you see shambling figures
walking around the tents.

1164
01:15:45,021 --> 01:15:46,924
Okay, all right.

1165
01:15:47,226 --> 01:15:55,525
Do we, A, go in like, hello fellow cultists.

1166
01:15:57,521 --> 01:16:09,391
How do you do, or B, do we ah sneak up on the backside of that big tent, cut a little
hole, and reach in and take their stuff?

1167
01:16:10,394 --> 01:16:13,514
You know, I, um...

1168
01:16:13,514 --> 01:16:15,234
I like- I like tricking people.

1169
01:16:15,234 --> 01:16:17,354
I like being deceptive.

1170
01:16:17,354 --> 01:16:23,015
I think if someone- if I was in a cult, I would probably know most of the other cult
members.

1171
01:16:23,015 --> 01:16:27,036
we can be more like, hello, we're here to join the cult.

1172
01:16:27,177 --> 01:16:29,399
Okay, yeah, alright.

1173
01:16:29,881 --> 01:16:32,024
Is that how- is this that kind of cult?

1174
01:16:32,024 --> 01:16:36,210
They're like, want people- I- yeah, guess I'm good at lying.

1175
01:16:36,210 --> 01:16:37,302
like super friendly.

1176
01:16:37,302 --> 01:16:41,967
don't, like, they did that, they did up that one guy pretty good.

1177
01:16:42,135 --> 01:16:44,206
Yeah, yeah.

1178
01:16:44,466 --> 01:16:45,467
Hmm.

1179
01:16:45,927 --> 01:16:49,209
You know, I am kind of interested to see how that plays out though.

1180
01:16:49,209 --> 01:17:00,456
I think the other thing is if we get caught sneaking in, ah then we definitely can't, hey,
we were here to join the cult by sneaking in through this hole we cut in your tent.

1181
01:17:00,456 --> 01:17:02,369
I don't think that story is going to hold water.

1182
01:17:02,369 --> 01:17:10,159
plan C, you are here to join the cult and I am here to cut a hole in the back of the tent.

1183
01:17:10,477 --> 01:17:12,418
Oh, I like that plan.

1184
01:17:12,418 --> 01:17:14,160
Yeah, that plays to our strengths.

1185
01:17:14,160 --> 01:17:16,782
I can talk a good cult game.

1186
01:17:16,782 --> 01:17:32,724
ah All hail Lord Abram, ah who nails sins on the people and turns them into goats by
making their hands into cloved hooves and feeding the cloved hooves and barb-wiring horns

1187
01:17:32,724 --> 01:17:33,894
to their head.

1188
01:17:34,357 --> 01:17:37,168
I like that whole deal he's got going on.

1189
01:17:37,168 --> 01:17:44,323
about making up stuff theologically for these guys, but I think that's a good hustle.

1190
01:17:45,284 --> 01:17:47,485
But also, do have a knife?

1191
01:17:50,034 --> 01:17:57,015
Would I have a knife for like preparing my my potions and stuff like a kitchen knife?

1192
01:17:57,372 --> 01:18:06,042
You picked up shards of your blade and you could give him that, but he might cut himself
when he uses it.

1193
01:18:06,273 --> 01:18:07,730
I got these little

1194
01:18:07,730 --> 01:18:09,184
off with a sharp rock?

1195
01:18:10,185 --> 01:18:10,851
Probably not.

1196
01:18:10,851 --> 01:18:12,624
I'll take the tip of his sword.

1197
01:18:12,885 --> 01:18:13,688
Yeah.

1198
01:18:15,231 --> 01:18:17,820
can't believe neither of us has a goddamn knife.

1199
01:18:18,095 --> 01:18:23,056
Yeah, I thought about buying one, but I got really invested in the dog and the rat, you
know.

1200
01:18:23,056 --> 01:18:25,879
I bought chalk instead.

1201
01:18:29,246 --> 01:18:31,519
Actually, that's not true.

1202
01:18:31,519 --> 01:18:37,619
I bought a sling instead, which still, I still think that was a reasonable purchase.

1203
01:18:37,689 --> 01:18:47,011
Yeah, you know, if you do enough rock slings into the tent, you could punch little holes,
like a little punch out, and then just kind of tear it open like a door.

1204
01:18:47,011 --> 01:18:47,851
I think.

1205
01:18:48,748 --> 01:18:49,911
time consuming.

1206
01:18:50,051 --> 01:18:54,000
Yeah, it's probably not effective, you know, for our purposes.

1207
01:18:54,382 --> 01:18:56,767
Okay, yeah, alright, let's go do it.

1208
01:18:57,504 --> 01:19:03,006
Okay, Bellum, you will give me a agility.

1209
01:19:04,479 --> 01:19:15,655
ah Instead, ah can I uh cover myself in mud and they have to make a DR16 presence check to
notice me?

1210
01:19:16,052 --> 01:19:17,054
Yeah, do it.

1211
01:19:17,054 --> 01:19:22,723
You're able to get blood ridden mud and cover your body with it.

1212
01:19:23,763 --> 01:19:29,861
I sludge up, I sludge myself on over like army crawl up to the back of that tent.

1213
01:19:32,050 --> 01:19:33,228
the 12.

1214
01:19:33,609 --> 01:19:34,845
Thank goodness.

1215
01:19:35,380 --> 01:19:37,495
Yeah, give me the approach.

1216
01:19:37,495 --> 01:19:39,209
Like, are you going for the big tent?

1217
01:19:39,209 --> 01:19:41,893
Describe your subterfuge.

1218
01:19:41,893 --> 01:19:43,906
Yeah, it's Big Tent time.

1219
01:19:43,906 --> 01:19:47,301
And Big Tent is like staked down and stuff, right?

1220
01:19:48,027 --> 01:19:50,151
yeah, yeah, this is a permanent fixture.

1221
01:19:50,151 --> 01:19:53,935
I want to like be laying down on the ground.

1222
01:19:54,377 --> 01:19:57,421
I want to sort of peek under the hem.

1223
01:19:57,421 --> 01:19:59,817
What do you call the bottom of a tent?

1224
01:19:59,870 --> 01:20:02,665
Yeah, that's good enough for me.

1225
01:20:02,665 --> 01:20:04,920
Peek under the hem of that big tent.

1226
01:20:05,427 --> 01:20:24,708
Yeah, you peek under it and if you would go into the back of it or the side, just so which
one back you see right up against to where you cut a small slit in the him and lift up.

1227
01:20:24,708 --> 01:20:31,612
There is a like a wagon wheel in front of you that is.

1228
01:20:31,828 --> 01:20:45,953
barbed wire to another wagon wheel to another wagon wheel and when you look up they've
been kind of fashioned into a makeshift throne and you see a tuft of hair over the back of

1229
01:20:45,953 --> 01:20:51,227
the throne just hanging there some long dark hair

1230
01:20:52,769 --> 01:20:54,236
Give me a...

1231
01:20:54,569 --> 01:20:55,930
a presence.

1232
01:20:56,931 --> 01:20:58,711
Seven plus one is eight.

1233
01:20:59,035 --> 01:21:13,455
you hear some whispers and then somebody walk away from this figure on the throne and
there is a shuffling somewhere in the tent, like maybe somebody else is standing in there.

1234
01:21:14,575 --> 01:21:16,135
Let's cut over to Vrak.

1235
01:21:16,135 --> 01:21:17,675
Vrak, what's your approach?

1236
01:21:19,791 --> 01:21:26,498
Is there anything that looks like a entrance to this encampment this town like a main
thoroughfare

1237
01:21:28,083 --> 01:21:35,101
It's like eight tents and then a big tent behind those and people milling between
campfires.

1238
01:21:35,394 --> 01:21:36,715
Okay, no guards.

1239
01:21:36,715 --> 01:21:37,255
All right.

1240
01:21:37,255 --> 01:21:40,217
Um, yeah.

1241
01:21:40,217 --> 01:21:40,997
Okay.

1242
01:21:40,997 --> 01:21:47,521
I think I kind of walk up to that since where it's like, I'm close enough, but I'm not so
close to be threatening.

1243
01:21:47,521 --> 01:21:53,264
And I say, uh, hello, uh, fellow humans.

1244
01:21:53,264 --> 01:22:03,854
I, I, um, I heard about what you've got going on here and it sounded like a very close
knit.

1245
01:22:03,854 --> 01:22:09,694
uh strong community and I've always felt like I needed a place to belong.

1246
01:22:09,694 --> 01:22:19,680
I had left my home a long time ago because I didn't really feel like I fit in there and I
thought maybe with you guys being so inclusive we could

1247
01:22:19,680 --> 01:22:33,028
starts walking up as you have said this, he has strange runes carved all in all over his
forehead and he has like a small little club and starts walking towards you with almost

1248
01:22:33,028 --> 01:22:33,838
like a marching.

1249
01:22:33,838 --> 01:22:35,369
says.

1250
01:22:36,450 --> 01:22:38,251
What you going on about?

1251
01:22:39,342 --> 01:22:46,922
Well, I was curious about your operation here and if I could join up, you know.

1252
01:22:47,442 --> 01:22:50,442
See if I could help and be a part of this community.

1253
01:22:50,662 --> 01:22:52,682
I can make potions.

1254
01:22:52,682 --> 01:22:54,642
I've got a well-trained dog.

1255
01:22:55,662 --> 01:22:58,382
I've got a grappling hook and a hook arm.

1256
01:22:58,382 --> 01:22:59,792
I could be useful.

1257
01:22:59,792 --> 01:23:00,193
up.

1258
01:23:00,193 --> 01:23:01,835
You talk so much.

1259
01:23:01,835 --> 01:23:02,305
Come here.

1260
01:23:02,305 --> 01:23:07,800
Okay, well, we'll eat the dog.

1261
01:23:08,402 --> 01:23:10,063
You can keep the rat.

1262
01:23:11,064 --> 01:23:12,938
Can you roll Presence to charm him?

1263
01:23:13,939 --> 01:23:21,402
Uh, that's, and yeah, that's just a straight 11, which yeah.

1264
01:23:21,402 --> 01:23:23,064
glad I called that before.

1265
01:23:26,069 --> 01:23:28,471
So, come on.

1266
01:23:29,251 --> 01:23:31,022
Alright, you know, this dog's trained.

1267
01:23:31,022 --> 01:23:32,973
He can be pretty useful.

1268
01:23:32,973 --> 01:23:35,477
Like if you eat him, he's just gone, but he can go hunt.

1269
01:23:35,477 --> 01:23:37,598
And he can bring back more food than he is.

1270
01:23:37,598 --> 01:23:38,969
You know what I'm saying?

1271
01:23:40,692 --> 01:23:41,409
Okay.

1272
01:23:41,409 --> 01:23:43,514
want rabbit, you want squirrels.

1273
01:23:44,800 --> 01:23:45,841
All right.

1274
01:23:46,786 --> 01:23:47,433
Okay.

1275
01:23:47,433 --> 01:23:52,359
to a campfire where there's a rock and he disappears.

1276
01:23:52,380 --> 01:23:57,325
And another guy comes out, a little less scuzzy.

1277
01:23:57,786 --> 01:24:03,613
And he sits down next to you and sizes you up, but doesn't say anything.

1278
01:24:06,636 --> 01:24:09,359
Hey, I'm, I'm, I'm new here.

1279
01:24:09,359 --> 01:24:10,740
I'm, I'm frack.

1280
01:24:11,721 --> 01:24:12,482
how's it going?

1281
01:24:12,482 --> 01:24:16,266
Uh, what can I do to help?

1282
01:24:16,266 --> 01:24:22,212
Is there like a pledge I need to sign or, you know, something like that.

1283
01:24:22,813 --> 01:24:26,074
Do I have to like strangle anyone to like get in?

1284
01:24:26,074 --> 01:24:27,898
Is that like an initiation?

1285
01:24:28,053 --> 01:24:28,883
Yeah.

1286
01:24:29,324 --> 01:24:35,549
From behind another two, grab your arms and hold your arms behind your back.

1287
01:24:35,549 --> 01:24:38,031
Do you struggle against it?

1288
01:24:38,374 --> 01:24:41,174
Uh, whoa, hey friends.

1289
01:24:41,794 --> 01:24:43,794
Uh, what you doing there?

1290
01:24:44,234 --> 01:24:51,006
uh, I don't probably fight, but I'm like, I mean, if it starts to hurt, I might, but...

1291
01:24:51,133 --> 01:25:03,649
Yeah, it doesn't hurt, but the one who sat down silently pulls out a small piece of flint
that's sharpened and he walks over to you and he says, put your head back and grabs your

1292
01:25:03,649 --> 01:25:05,509
hair and pulls it back.

1293
01:25:05,710 --> 01:25:09,391
Yeah, if you want to join, you must carry the mark.

1294
01:25:09,432 --> 01:25:14,634
And he starts to stick it onto your forehead and carve symbols into it.

1295
01:25:14,634 --> 01:25:16,755
Are you letting this happen?

1296
01:25:17,606 --> 01:25:20,889
Like, well, if I want to be part of the gang, I guess I got to get the marks.

1297
01:25:20,889 --> 01:25:22,300
Those are some sick tattoos.

1298
01:25:22,300 --> 01:25:28,018
I feel like they would certainly, you know, add to my whole aesthetic as like an occult
herb master.

1299
01:25:28,018 --> 01:25:31,303
I know I'm not here, but I'd like to ask a question.

1300
01:25:32,086 --> 01:25:34,870
Does the guy doing the carving have the marks?

1301
01:25:35,231 --> 01:25:36,617
Yeah, they all do.

1302
01:25:37,248 --> 01:25:38,069
Yeah.

1303
01:25:38,223 --> 01:25:42,987
none of them appear to be enslaved by the Mark doing zombie stuff.

1304
01:25:43,488 --> 01:25:46,345
Cool, fine, enjoy your new forehead tats.

1305
01:25:46,345 --> 01:25:49,758
Yeah, yeah, he goes to town on it.

1306
01:25:49,758 --> 01:25:51,040
Give me a toughness.

1307
01:25:51,040 --> 01:25:55,123
You're not gonna lose any hit points, but let's just see how you react here.

1308
01:25:57,350 --> 01:25:59,070
19 plus 2.

1309
01:25:59,999 --> 01:26:01,593
Great, you're tough.

1310
01:26:01,593 --> 01:26:02,134
Yeah.

1311
01:26:02,134 --> 01:26:05,313
channel my focus and I'm like, yep, this hurts.

1312
01:26:05,313 --> 01:26:09,334
It reminds me of the time when...

1313
01:26:09,617 --> 01:26:11,579
can stop speaking.

1314
01:26:12,555 --> 01:26:17,890
Do not solely the name and do not solely the mark with your blabbering.

1315
01:26:18,094 --> 01:26:19,596
O-o-okay.

1316
01:26:19,618 --> 01:26:21,534
Sorry, I just do that sometimes.

1317
01:26:21,534 --> 01:26:23,697
We can have a proper conversation now.

1318
01:26:23,697 --> 01:26:25,580
The blood's starting to run in your eyes.

1319
01:26:25,580 --> 01:26:26,541
You've been marked.

1320
01:26:26,541 --> 01:26:28,082
What brings you here?

1321
01:26:28,998 --> 01:26:32,411
Uh, you know, like I say, I've been looking for community.

1322
01:26:32,411 --> 01:26:35,304
Uh, I've been kind of on the road for.

1323
01:26:36,506 --> 01:26:37,997
You're not like bound together.

1324
01:26:37,997 --> 01:26:42,431
I mean, this feels like a whole like in group kind of thing that you got going on here.

1325
01:26:42,712 --> 01:26:44,255
And that's, that's what I'm looking for.

1326
01:26:44,255 --> 01:26:53,682
I want to be in the group in a group instead of like out wandering on my own, you know,
all I got's me and RB and rat, just us three.

1327
01:26:53,802 --> 01:26:54,513
up the group.

1328
01:26:54,513 --> 01:26:56,766
Give up all of that for Sarai.

1329
01:26:58,431 --> 01:26:59,512
okay.

1330
01:27:00,217 --> 01:27:03,685
Tell me about that entity.

1331
01:27:05,282 --> 01:27:07,035
She's a woman.

1332
01:27:07,638 --> 01:27:08,219
Okay.

1333
01:27:08,219 --> 01:27:11,488
Oh, I have heard of her, actually.

1334
01:27:11,488 --> 01:27:17,132
ah People in the outlying area mentioned the name as I was walking up here.

1335
01:27:17,275 --> 01:27:20,652
They mentioned it in spite, in venom I suppose.

1336
01:27:21,703 --> 01:27:25,145
Yeah, generally they don't have nice things to say about her.

1337
01:27:25,316 --> 01:27:27,988
but you know, I mean, she's never done anything to me.

1338
01:27:27,988 --> 01:27:31,311
Uh, what, what do you guys do for her?

1339
01:27:31,311 --> 01:27:32,452
What's, what's her deal?

1340
01:27:32,452 --> 01:27:33,573
What's her goal?

1341
01:27:33,573 --> 01:27:44,245
Is she like looking to, I don't know, like ascend to like the ninth level of whichever
plane you guys are interested in.

1342
01:27:44,245 --> 01:27:45,709
talking about?

1343
01:27:47,487 --> 01:27:49,693
I'm just trying to guess her motives.

1344
01:27:49,693 --> 01:27:50,937
Does she want a kid?

1345
01:27:50,937 --> 01:27:51,739
Like sometimes...

1346
01:27:51,739 --> 01:27:52,728
oh

1347
01:27:52,728 --> 01:27:53,732
her womb.

1348
01:27:55,248 --> 01:27:56,149
Fill it with

1349
01:27:56,149 --> 01:27:59,164
around and it's all males everywhere.

1350
01:27:59,461 --> 01:28:08,986
Hmm, so she wants to like have her own kid Like from herself not just like get a kid from
somewhere No, sir.

1351
01:28:08,986 --> 01:28:12,010
I do not never never sired

1352
01:28:13,571 --> 01:28:16,112
I could, maybe, I don't know.

1353
01:28:17,671 --> 01:28:25,298
I guess I never really like did any alchemical uh tests on my own stuff, you know, to see
like if it works.

1354
01:28:25,298 --> 01:28:27,019
ah

1355
01:28:27,596 --> 01:28:29,266
We'll find out soon enough.

1356
01:28:29,266 --> 01:28:30,126
Come.

1357
01:28:31,201 --> 01:28:31,783
You bet.

1358
01:28:31,783 --> 01:28:32,839
Now?

1359
01:28:33,840 --> 01:28:43,354
He takes you, Bellum, you hear the tent open up and you hear, yeah, yeah.

1360
01:28:43,354 --> 01:28:47,577
like to be scoping out a little bit more of this tent.

1361
01:28:47,837 --> 01:28:50,960
Specifically, these wagon wheels.

1362
01:28:50,960 --> 01:28:55,883
Can I see through them to the person on the throne and whether they are armed or not?

1363
01:28:56,636 --> 01:28:58,716
Yeah, I'll give you that.

1364
01:28:58,716 --> 01:29:02,436
It doesn't look like she's armed.

1365
01:29:03,176 --> 01:29:06,216
So, just a lady, yeah, elderly.

1366
01:29:06,336 --> 01:29:11,176
You do pick up whispers of her voice as she's talking with the people around.

1367
01:29:12,036 --> 01:29:13,676
A very motherly voice.

1368
01:29:13,676 --> 01:29:18,116
In fact, it kind of reminds you of the mother you never had listening to it.

1369
01:29:18,116 --> 01:29:18,916
It's soothing.

1370
01:29:20,461 --> 01:29:21,558
Any treasure.

1371
01:29:22,559 --> 01:29:25,542
Yeah, I mean those wagon wheels came from somewhere.

1372
01:29:25,542 --> 01:29:31,827
You see a chest off to the side that probably has something in it.

1373
01:29:32,828 --> 01:29:34,394
Yeah, but not a...

1374
01:29:36,146 --> 01:29:39,949
Not anything conveniently behind the wagon wheel thrown, huh?

1375
01:29:41,991 --> 01:29:46,661
Yeah, there's, it's utilitarian back there.

1376
01:29:47,565 --> 01:29:48,440
There's a skull.

1377
01:29:48,440 --> 01:29:49,321
sense.

1378
01:29:49,625 --> 01:29:51,320
No, I don't need a skull.

1379
01:29:53,151 --> 01:29:55,036
Yeah, you've got one already.

1380
01:29:55,036 --> 01:29:58,176
um Bellum, are you just gonna hang out and listen?

1381
01:29:58,176 --> 01:30:01,280
Are you gonna get into the tent more?

1382
01:30:01,280 --> 01:30:05,510
Well, now I need to wait to find out how I can extract frack.

1383
01:30:06,995 --> 01:30:19,698
Yeah, Frack, you, this tent opens up, that smell of meat comes out of here and you see,
let me start that over.

1384
01:30:20,159 --> 01:30:29,621
You see atop a throne of broken rag, wagon wheels and small skulls from child to adult
placed around them.

1385
01:30:29,621 --> 01:30:36,423
um There's a woman and she's wearing what used to be maybe fine gowns.

1386
01:30:36,627 --> 01:30:39,288
but they're beyond fine now.

1387
01:30:39,288 --> 01:30:45,310
They have the black tinge of old blood and her eyes are utterly vacant.

1388
01:30:45,491 --> 01:30:51,753
And she sees you as you come in and there's a smile on her face, but not in her eyes.

1389
01:30:52,273 --> 01:30:57,535
And just kind of looking at it, like makes your teeth ache when you see her smile.

1390
01:30:59,096 --> 01:31:04,742
And they bring you in and he kicks you to your knees.

1391
01:31:04,742 --> 01:31:06,279
He says, get down.

1392
01:31:06,729 --> 01:31:08,628
front of Sarai, the mother.

1393
01:31:08,770 --> 01:31:10,257
yep, I'm down.

1394
01:31:10,257 --> 01:31:11,722
You've sought to that.

1395
01:31:13,395 --> 01:31:16,359
And this is a windy mountain, right?

1396
01:31:16,359 --> 01:31:23,908
And you hear that outside the tent, it's like flaps, but her voice cuts through it, but
it's so timid and small.

1397
01:31:24,230 --> 01:31:28,455
She says, hello, who are you?

1398
01:31:29,439 --> 01:31:31,301
Hi, I'm Vrac.

1399
01:31:31,301 --> 01:31:32,402
I'm new here.

1400
01:31:32,402 --> 01:31:34,215
Got the fresh cuts on my brow.

1401
01:31:34,215 --> 01:31:39,311
I'm just here to kind of see what I can do to help.

1402
01:31:39,672 --> 01:31:41,454
I heard you're looking for a kid.

1403
01:31:43,781 --> 01:31:48,258
Abram has taken my son to the mountain.

1404
01:31:48,697 --> 01:31:51,670
You know, somebody else told me a similar story.

1405
01:31:52,671 --> 01:31:56,465
Are you here on behalf of this other person?

1406
01:31:57,419 --> 01:31:59,779
not really, I'm here for myself.

1407
01:32:00,780 --> 01:32:03,735
But what did she tell you is happening to my son?

1408
01:32:04,819 --> 01:32:10,163
Uh, well, you know, since I'm part of this group now, I'm going to be honest with you.

1409
01:32:10,163 --> 01:32:18,568
She told us it was her son, but, uh, she said that he was going to like kill him with some
kind of magic knife or something like that.

1410
01:32:18,569 --> 01:32:20,930
And that's, that's really as far as she got.

1411
01:32:20,930 --> 01:32:23,922
Um, and I was like, yeah, okay.

1412
01:32:23,922 --> 01:32:25,954
Well, I'm heading to that mountain anyway.

1413
01:32:25,954 --> 01:32:29,556
So, uh, I'll check it out while I'm on the way.

1414
01:32:30,277 --> 01:32:33,839
Like I said, I was coming here, uh, you know,

1415
01:32:34,166 --> 01:32:36,526
Like, and like I just told you, so...

1416
01:32:36,844 --> 01:32:39,726
Hmm, you are already coming to this mountain.

1417
01:32:39,726 --> 01:32:43,948
No one comes to this mountain, but we can deal with that later.

1418
01:32:44,288 --> 01:32:50,752
How did hearing about my son being killed make you feel?

1419
01:32:51,419 --> 01:32:55,020
Why, it didn't make me feel great, generally speaking, you know.

1420
01:32:55,020 --> 01:32:58,801
ah Ideally, kids don't get killed.

1421
01:32:58,801 --> 01:33:09,705
ah But, you know, if there's some good reason for it, you know, I was having a
conversation with a friend of mine just the other day ah about, well, I don't really have

1422
01:33:09,705 --> 01:33:11,585
friends, you know, that's why I'm here.

1423
01:33:11,585 --> 01:33:15,547
But, you know, like, what is good anyway?

1424
01:33:15,547 --> 01:33:16,581
ah

1425
01:33:16,581 --> 01:33:19,247
And it's all kinda coming down to motives, you know?

1426
01:33:19,247 --> 01:33:23,887
I heard this guy was gonna kill a kid and I'm like, well that's not necessarily good so
I'm gonna go kill him.

1427
01:33:23,887 --> 01:33:27,488
But if there's a good reason to not, then you know, I could do that too.

1428
01:33:27,488 --> 01:33:28,646
in this tent?

1429
01:33:28,648 --> 01:33:30,539
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1430
01:33:30,539 --> 01:33:33,109
I'm gonna shoot one down with a sling.

1431
01:33:34,942 --> 01:33:36,674
Okay, yeah.

1432
01:33:36,956 --> 01:33:39,641
The lamp hits the ground.

1433
01:33:39,641 --> 01:33:45,692
It's a flame lamp, probably filled with human fat, and it spreads.

1434
01:33:45,753 --> 01:33:47,315
Vrak, what do you do?

1435
01:33:49,511 --> 01:33:51,933
Uh, holy crap!

1436
01:33:51,933 --> 01:33:53,454
That- Ah!

1437
01:33:53,695 --> 01:33:54,856
We gotta get outta here, man!

1438
01:33:54,856 --> 01:33:57,939
This thing's made of, like, what, fabric and stuff?

1439
01:33:57,939 --> 01:33:58,600
And wood?

1440
01:33:58,600 --> 01:33:59,731
It's gonna burn like crazy!

1441
01:33:59,731 --> 01:34:02,543
That looks like an oil fire, a grease fire!

1442
01:34:02,924 --> 01:34:04,484
We gotta get outta here!

1443
01:34:05,846 --> 01:34:08,639
I- I mean, can I run away?

1444
01:34:08,639 --> 01:34:11,018
I feel like I'm surrounded by these guys, so...

1445
01:34:11,018 --> 01:34:23,277
the old guy um like immediately stands up and runs to the fire and pulls off his cloak and
grabs a blanket and they start trying to hit it at hit it.

1446
01:34:23,277 --> 01:34:34,345
And the one who was standing kitty corner when you entered the tent approaches Sarai and
grabs her and tries to pull her out as well.

1447
01:34:34,345 --> 01:34:37,346
And the old man says, help me put this out.

1448
01:34:37,827 --> 01:34:39,428
Seems to have fallen.

1449
01:34:40,263 --> 01:34:42,283
Uh, okay, sure.

1450
01:34:42,283 --> 01:34:46,271
Uh, and I, uh...

1451
01:34:48,315 --> 01:34:56,995
take off my cloak and instead of putting it out I kind of try to like fan the flames like
I'm doing it is this helping I think I'm getting it is this right

1452
01:34:57,419 --> 01:34:58,268
Yeah.

1453
01:34:58,843 --> 01:35:02,478
Maybe try to fan them towards any flammable goods in the area.

1454
01:35:03,158 --> 01:35:14,182
Great, yeah, you are able to start fanning a small section of it that's separate from
where the old man was trying to put it out and it catches the door.

1455
01:35:14,182 --> 01:35:16,588
There's no way out behind you now.

1456
01:35:16,588 --> 01:35:18,377
Oh, go ahead, sorry, go ahead, Bellum, yeah.

1457
01:35:18,377 --> 01:35:19,802
No, no, no, no, keep going.

1458
01:35:19,802 --> 01:35:22,796
It's the one spot I really didn't want to be on fire.

1459
01:35:22,796 --> 01:35:25,259
Okay, yeah.

1460
01:35:25,360 --> 01:35:34,114
And it's just Vrak, Belham conceivably, and this old man in the tent as it's starting to
catch on flames.

1461
01:35:34,114 --> 01:35:36,035
Should we get an initiative order?

1462
01:35:36,035 --> 01:35:38,817
wait, what about the lady and the other people surrounding us?

1463
01:35:38,817 --> 01:35:42,641
The guard grabbed her and pulled her out of the tent.

1464
01:35:42,641 --> 01:35:43,822
Yeah.

1465
01:35:43,822 --> 01:35:45,374
I can retcon that if you want.

1466
01:35:45,374 --> 01:35:46,338
So, yeah.

1467
01:35:46,338 --> 01:35:46,929
totally fine.

1468
01:35:46,929 --> 01:35:49,351
I'm gonna get that treasure.

1469
01:35:49,886 --> 01:35:51,117
Okay, yeah.

1470
01:35:51,377 --> 01:35:53,249
So let's go ahead and get an initiative order.

1471
01:35:53,249 --> 01:35:54,580
You guys can roll that.

1472
01:35:54,580 --> 01:35:58,663
So D6 plus your agility, VROC.

1473
01:35:59,089 --> 01:35:59,900
Yeah.

1474
01:36:00,406 --> 01:36:03,638
That's uh five plus three, so eight.

1475
01:36:03,957 --> 01:36:06,917
you just can't like not go first, I guess.

1476
01:36:06,917 --> 01:36:08,542
So we don't even need to roll that.

1477
01:36:08,542 --> 01:36:09,694
So yeah.

1478
01:36:09,993 --> 01:36:10,664
Wait, what?

1479
01:36:10,664 --> 01:36:12,797
Oh, I see.

1480
01:36:12,797 --> 01:36:14,369
Yeah.

1481
01:36:14,610 --> 01:36:15,931
That's very funny.

1482
01:36:16,228 --> 01:36:27,094
yeah, so I guess since I'm like right next to the action, if I can first, I actually have
uh a torch or can I use like my torch or something else to like light this guy's clothes

1483
01:36:27,094 --> 01:36:28,274
on fire?

1484
01:36:28,635 --> 01:36:30,836
Like surreptitiously from behind.

1485
01:36:31,096 --> 01:36:32,076
Yeah.

1486
01:36:33,057 --> 01:36:34,037
Okay.

1487
01:36:34,858 --> 01:36:35,499
Yeah.

1488
01:36:35,499 --> 01:36:39,801
I basically want to do it like so that he doesn't turn around and fight back.

1489
01:36:39,801 --> 01:36:43,713
Although if he's just going to burst up into flames and not fight back, then excellent.

1490
01:36:44,406 --> 01:36:44,891
Mm-hmm.

1491
01:36:44,891 --> 01:36:53,727
Yeah, maybe I just push him at the flames, try to like, trip him a little bit as I do it,
and then I run over to where Bellum is and I'm like, let's go buddy, let's go, out the

1492
01:36:53,727 --> 01:36:55,838
back, under the hem.

1493
01:36:56,139 --> 01:36:57,159
Strength.

1494
01:36:57,840 --> 01:36:58,800
Okay.

1495
01:36:59,061 --> 01:37:00,361
D20.

1496
01:37:00,482 --> 01:37:02,023
My strength isn't great.

1497
01:37:03,804 --> 01:37:06,266
that's a 10 minus two.

1498
01:37:06,266 --> 01:37:08,097
I'm pretty sure that does not do it.

1499
01:37:08,640 --> 01:37:13,488
Yeah, tell me how you sort of fumble this and miss the opportunity to knock him over.

1500
01:37:14,489 --> 01:37:15,399
Hmm.

1501
01:37:15,560 --> 01:37:21,335
It's as I'm picturing it's like when the thing fell down and exploded kind of like burning
grease splashed everywhere.

1502
01:37:21,335 --> 01:37:24,708
And so there's a section he's working on and there's a section I'm working on.

1503
01:37:24,708 --> 01:37:27,759
And I imagine it's getting really smoky and it's hard to see.

1504
01:37:27,759 --> 01:37:29,812
And I'm like going to push him.

1505
01:37:29,812 --> 01:37:38,739
And instead I just don't see some like, maybe there's like bits of the tent that are now
falling down and I just like trip over some wood that fell and I just fall like maybe with

1506
01:37:38,739 --> 01:37:43,883
my head like right between his legs, but like from behind just like face playing into the
dirt.

1507
01:37:45,012 --> 01:37:53,231
Yeah, you fall down onto your elbows in the dirt, the fire starting to grow around you,
Bellum, what do you got for us?

1508
01:37:54,232 --> 01:37:54,961
What?

1509
01:37:54,961 --> 01:37:57,111
I whispered what's in the chest.

1510
01:37:57,667 --> 01:37:59,378
you're gonna run over to the chest.

1511
01:38:00,078 --> 01:38:10,734
Yeah, yeah, you scramble through the tent I imagine on your hands and knees, rip it open
and there's a decent amount of silver in there and a dagger.

1512
01:38:10,734 --> 01:38:13,495
Okay.

1513
01:38:13,952 --> 01:38:16,204
Okay, uh money into pockets?

1514
01:38:16,204 --> 01:38:16,895
Because I don't have it.

1515
01:38:16,895 --> 01:38:18,646
Is there a bag in there?

1516
01:38:20,822 --> 01:38:22,436
No, money into pockets.

1517
01:38:22,436 --> 01:38:24,623
uh

1518
01:38:24,623 --> 01:38:32,477
there's plenty of skin and tint material around, but you would need a turn to like cut
like a square out to like start filling up.

1519
01:38:32,477 --> 01:38:35,476
Okay, so you're just like, okay, yeah.

1520
01:38:35,476 --> 01:38:42,198
as many coins into my pockets as I can without taking any sharp rocks out of my pockets.

1521
01:38:43,345 --> 01:38:44,911
Yeah, great.

1522
01:38:44,911 --> 01:38:49,692
then I would like to use that knife to cut a hole in the tent and step through.

1523
01:38:50,305 --> 01:38:52,849
And so this would be out the side of the tent.

1524
01:38:53,950 --> 01:38:54,751
the side.

1525
01:38:54,751 --> 01:38:55,482
Fuck that.

1526
01:38:55,482 --> 01:39:00,198
I go back to the hole I cut in the first place and uh sort of wave rock.

1527
01:39:00,313 --> 01:39:03,155
Okay, old man's turn now.

1528
01:39:03,155 --> 01:39:05,136
uh He has a club.

1529
01:39:05,136 --> 01:39:10,690
He wheels around on you after you try to push him, but fall over and takes a swing.

1530
01:39:10,690 --> 01:39:12,441
Give me agility.

1531
01:39:13,722 --> 01:39:18,162
That is a 17 plus something that probably doesn't matter.

1532
01:39:18,291 --> 01:39:19,261
Yeah, it doesn't matter.

1533
01:39:19,261 --> 01:39:31,185
Yeah, he comes barreling at you and his legs are starting to catch on fire and it spooks
him a little bit and he stops to pat himself off instead of like even swing at you.

1534
01:39:31,186 --> 01:39:32,727
It's over to you, Vrak.

1535
01:39:34,459 --> 01:39:44,062
Uh, yeah, I think while he's padding, I just like do kind of a barrel roll over to the
little hole and shimmy out.

1536
01:39:45,063 --> 01:39:45,538
Yeah.

1537
01:39:45,538 --> 01:39:51,892
Maybe as I'm crawling out I say, I'm burning, I'm dying in here, ah nobody look for me,
I'm all burned to a crisp.

1538
01:39:52,999 --> 01:39:59,146
Yeah, both of you give me, we'll do agility.

1539
01:40:00,369 --> 01:40:02,071
See if you can get out of here.

1540
01:40:02,298 --> 01:40:05,402
Is this to be noticed or to like literally just get out?

1541
01:40:05,402 --> 01:40:11,430
uh They get a DR16 presence against me.

1542
01:40:11,463 --> 01:40:12,291
Yep.

1543
01:40:13,452 --> 01:40:15,523
Yeah, I got a 14 plus three, so.

1544
01:40:15,523 --> 01:40:18,064
to one, so, okay.

1545
01:40:19,005 --> 01:40:24,108
Yeah, the tint actually goes up in flames faster than you would think.

1546
01:40:24,108 --> 01:40:25,748
It must've been dried.

1547
01:40:25,748 --> 01:40:31,331
And that smoke is just blindingly giving you cover for all of them.

1548
01:40:31,331 --> 01:40:38,775
And you're able to scurry off like rats up the mountain or get back down the mountain at
this point if you wanted, so.

1549
01:40:39,776 --> 01:40:44,000
Well, that's a quick action with ah the thing there.

1550
01:40:44,000 --> 01:40:45,922
I wasn't sure with the lamp.

1551
01:40:46,503 --> 01:40:53,650
I was uh kind of running out of ideas there and it seemed like maybe even if they were
going to use me for something they would have killed me afterwards.

1552
01:40:53,650 --> 01:40:55,489
ah

1553
01:40:55,489 --> 01:40:57,812
was not looking good, not looking good.

1554
01:40:57,933 --> 01:40:59,656
Real, real bad vibes.

1555
01:40:59,656 --> 01:41:06,608
Sorry, sorry if you had a game plan and I messed it up, but it didn't, it seemed like you
were playing for time there.

1556
01:41:06,644 --> 01:41:08,698
Yeah, I purely making that up as I went.

1557
01:41:08,698 --> 01:41:10,132
No final plan involved.

1558
01:41:10,132 --> 01:41:12,516
ah

1559
01:41:12,941 --> 01:41:15,471
up the mountain or back through the gulch?

1560
01:41:16,454 --> 01:41:19,305
Uh, is that knife THE knife?

1561
01:41:19,704 --> 01:41:20,856
No, I don't think so.

1562
01:41:20,856 --> 01:41:22,908
I look at the knife.

1563
01:41:24,171 --> 01:41:24,958
Look magic.

1564
01:41:24,958 --> 01:41:26,911
know, I thought I would ask.

1565
01:41:26,911 --> 01:41:30,598
So, know, untold riches.

1566
01:41:30,598 --> 01:41:33,215
amongst the rocks in my pockets?

1567
01:41:34,577 --> 01:41:37,637
Let's do a retcon agility to see.

1568
01:41:38,448 --> 01:41:40,983
It's very, very funny.

1569
01:41:41,984 --> 01:41:46,971
17 minus one is 18 and the DR is minus two.

1570
01:41:48,244 --> 01:41:56,299
18 times 10 uh or 16 actually, 160, I have a minus one to agility.

1571
01:41:56,299 --> 01:41:58,209
Yeah, 160.

1572
01:41:58,836 --> 01:41:59,844
Love that.

1573
01:42:00,597 --> 01:42:03,543
Yeah, you're rich compared to where you started now.

1574
01:42:03,664 --> 01:42:04,955
I jingle.

1575
01:42:05,956 --> 01:42:07,683
My money does not fold.

1576
01:42:08,207 --> 01:42:13,912
You sound like a reindeer over there, just jingling along with all them silver bells in
your pockets.

1577
01:42:14,613 --> 01:42:16,054
Hell yeah, brother.

1578
01:42:16,760 --> 01:42:20,535
Anyways, do we want to follow these guys up or go back the other way?

1579
01:42:21,809 --> 01:42:22,650
Uhhh...

1580
01:42:23,258 --> 01:42:24,280
You know...

1581
01:42:26,112 --> 01:42:27,605
My life's kinda shit.

1582
01:42:27,605 --> 01:42:37,124
Maybe if that knife we get uh makes us untoardly, untoldly rich, ah you know, maybe it'll
make it less shitty.

1583
01:42:37,410 --> 01:42:41,616
Oh, no, I meant like, you remember where the paths split?

1584
01:42:41,958 --> 01:42:45,643
We could keep going up on that side of the mountain.

1585
01:42:46,846 --> 01:42:47,081
Or-

1586
01:42:47,081 --> 01:42:49,373
because, you know, the guy isn't here.

1587
01:42:49,373 --> 01:42:51,440
So maybe the guy's up the other path.

1588
01:42:51,440 --> 01:42:53,932
Well, didn't they all go up the mountain this way?

1589
01:42:54,653 --> 01:42:56,315
Did I misunderstand this, Nick?

1590
01:42:56,315 --> 01:43:00,568
Are there two paths up the mountain, one through the gulch, or is the gulch a dead end?

1591
01:43:00,923 --> 01:43:07,195
No, the Gulch let out into this clearing and now you just have the path that curves up
around the mountain now.

1592
01:43:07,238 --> 01:43:15,576
So we could get on a path to the top of the mountain through the gulch, or we could go
back to the first path we were on, which still goes up the mountain.

1593
01:43:16,425 --> 01:43:17,929
they would meet here.

1594
01:43:18,895 --> 01:43:20,128
they meet here.

1595
01:43:21,129 --> 01:43:21,833
Got it.

1596
01:43:21,833 --> 01:43:22,517
Great.

1597
01:43:22,517 --> 01:43:23,599
One path.

1598
01:43:24,266 --> 01:43:24,876
Problem solved.

1599
01:43:24,876 --> 01:43:29,561
you could scale like and come up instead of taking the path.

1600
01:43:29,561 --> 01:43:30,906
to get the drop on him.

1601
01:43:31,619 --> 01:43:35,094
I do have this grappling hook that I bought before we left.

1602
01:43:35,130 --> 01:43:36,887
grappling hook!

1603
01:43:37,162 --> 01:43:38,684
I was waiting for it.

1604
01:43:38,962 --> 01:43:44,713
So yeah, when he said I got a grappling hook, I was like, that's gonna come in handy.

1605
01:43:45,173 --> 01:43:45,979
Damn.

1606
01:43:46,405 --> 01:43:48,849
Alright, onward and upward.

1607
01:43:48,911 --> 01:43:54,241
Maybe this will let us bypass some monsters or more cultists or whatever.

1608
01:43:56,211 --> 01:44:00,134
I am now concerned that I let that bat thing go.

1609
01:44:00,618 --> 01:44:03,014
Bat-ox-crow.

1610
01:44:03,090 --> 01:44:08,129
I kind of wondered about that, but, you know, what's done is done.

1611
01:44:08,129 --> 01:44:10,027
No beating yourself up about it.

1612
01:44:10,517 --> 01:44:11,749
We'll do our best.

1613
01:44:12,133 --> 01:44:12,993
Yeah.

1614
01:44:13,293 --> 01:44:14,914
Yeah, we're good in a pinch.

1615
01:44:15,715 --> 01:44:18,435
So far, we've been doing all right.

1616
01:44:18,736 --> 01:44:28,170
We killed one of them, and then I was in the tent, and you did the thing with the lamp,
and then I think I tricked them pretty good by shouting that I was dying and burning up in

1617
01:44:28,170 --> 01:44:29,941
there, so I don't think they'll come looking for me.

1618
01:44:29,941 --> 01:44:30,922
ah

1619
01:44:30,922 --> 01:44:33,165
hear you talk and they attack.

1620
01:44:33,766 --> 01:44:36,910
just kidding.

1621
01:44:36,910 --> 01:44:39,684
So going up the mountainside with the grappling hook.

1622
01:44:39,684 --> 01:44:41,736
Okay.

1623
01:44:42,558 --> 01:44:46,322
So let's do some skill checks here.

1624
01:44:48,148 --> 01:44:54,649
We will do, let's get some agility for the grappling hook throw.

1625
01:44:55,650 --> 01:44:57,062
automatic fail if it drops.

1626
01:44:57,062 --> 01:44:58,581
hope do your men have?

1627
01:44:59,420 --> 01:45:00,412
What's that?

1628
01:45:01,413 --> 01:45:03,888
Nothing in Warhammer 40k.

1629
01:45:03,888 --> 01:45:13,114
I can't remember if it's in one of the actual books, but ah my friends always used to yell
if you drop your dice off the table, like if you can't keep your dice on the table, what

1630
01:45:13,114 --> 01:45:14,776
hope do your men have?

1631
01:45:15,134 --> 01:45:16,224
I like that.

1632
01:45:17,921 --> 01:45:22,121
Yeah, it was a 15 plus three.

1633
01:45:22,121 --> 01:45:23,241
So 18.

1634
01:45:23,628 --> 01:45:32,542
Yeah, you get a good lock in and now both of you give me agility to client or excuse me,
give me agility or strength.

1635
01:45:33,543 --> 01:45:35,384
15 agility again.

1636
01:45:35,491 --> 01:45:37,726
is still technically better for me.

1637
01:45:39,947 --> 01:45:44,547
8 minus 1 is 7, dr minus 2.

1638
01:45:46,228 --> 01:45:47,482
Still not great.

1639
01:45:47,498 --> 01:45:48,389
Yeah.

1640
01:45:49,572 --> 01:45:54,559
Okay, so Vrak, you go first or does Balam go first?

1641
01:45:57,653 --> 01:46:06,360
I think I have more hit points and if there's something up there I'm like, yeah, okay, you
know, if there's something up there I'll kind of, you know, I'll hold them off until you

1642
01:46:06,360 --> 01:46:07,321
catch up.

1643
01:46:07,786 --> 01:46:08,597
Yeah.

1644
01:46:09,441 --> 01:46:11,243
Bellum, give me a presence.

1645
01:46:12,244 --> 01:46:14,924
2 plus 1 dr minus 2.

1646
01:46:16,917 --> 01:46:17,697
Okay.

1647
01:46:18,558 --> 01:46:19,499
Yeah.

1648
01:46:19,499 --> 01:46:36,061
Without agility and your lack of presence, you have just started and you grab on and
you're starting to climb and you hit your elbow on an outcropping and it fucking explodes

1649
01:46:36,061 --> 01:46:41,235
with pain through your body and you start to lose your grip and fall.

1650
01:46:41,235 --> 01:46:43,717
Vrak, give me a presence.

1651
01:46:45,238 --> 01:46:47,566
14 with no modifiers.

1652
01:46:47,877 --> 01:46:51,317
Okay, you see this happening, you see Bellum slipping.

1653
01:46:51,317 --> 01:46:52,478
What do you do?

1654
01:46:53,750 --> 01:46:54,734
Hmm.

1655
01:46:55,735 --> 01:46:56,858
my elbow.

1656
01:46:58,273 --> 01:46:59,527
It's more like, ahhhh!

1657
01:46:59,527 --> 01:47:00,697
um

1658
01:47:00,977 --> 01:47:06,221
Yeah.

1659
01:47:06,361 --> 01:47:16,389
If I can, very quickly with my hook hand, because I don't really have to use strength for
that, I wrap that around the rope so that it would just like hanging by my hook hand.

1660
01:47:16,389 --> 01:47:24,696
And then I kind of slip my backpack off or my pack and hold it down with my other hand to
kind of like extend it farther and I'm like, grab on buddy.

1661
01:47:24,696 --> 01:47:25,816
I got you.

1662
01:47:25,985 --> 01:47:29,832
Cool, I'll reduce your DR by two for that.

1663
01:47:29,832 --> 01:47:33,256
Go ahead and give me agility to make that happen.

1664
01:47:34,257 --> 01:47:34,749
Vrak.

1665
01:47:34,749 --> 01:47:35,552
Sorry.

1666
01:47:36,553 --> 01:47:41,603
Well, it's a 6 plus 3, so 9.

1667
01:47:41,603 --> 01:47:45,709
And then you said you'll give me a minus 2, or like a lowered 2.

1668
01:47:46,352 --> 01:47:47,552
one below.

1669
01:47:48,434 --> 01:47:51,696
Bellum, you fall a short distance.

1670
01:47:51,696 --> 01:47:54,118
Give me a coin flip for damage.

1671
01:47:56,633 --> 01:47:58,206
Have it be a D4, coward.

1672
01:47:59,898 --> 01:48:04,489
ah Heads, the basilisks are heads, two-headed.

1673
01:48:04,489 --> 01:48:09,520
ah What do you think, does armor protect against fall damage?

1674
01:48:10,784 --> 01:48:12,407
How about this?

1675
01:48:12,407 --> 01:48:20,765
Give me a toughness and if you survive, if the toughness is a success then it does.

1676
01:48:22,477 --> 01:48:23,794
I do not succeed at toughness.

1677
01:48:23,794 --> 01:48:25,825
got a seven minus one is six.

1678
01:48:25,825 --> 01:48:27,772
So you lose two points.

1679
01:48:27,777 --> 01:48:29,514
I have a hit point left.

1680
01:48:30,515 --> 01:48:31,565
my elbow!

1681
01:48:31,565 --> 01:48:33,156
Ah, my back!

1682
01:48:33,772 --> 01:48:34,835
my neck!

1683
01:48:36,272 --> 01:48:38,376
Hey, you okay buddy?

1684
01:48:38,376 --> 01:48:39,507
Hold on.

1685
01:48:39,601 --> 01:48:41,777
Well, I'm not dead, so I-

1686
01:48:43,505 --> 01:48:55,753
And uh here, hold on, I uh lift my bag that I was holding down for him up and I bite into
one of the straps to hold it with my mouth and I rummage around and then I drop down my

1687
01:48:55,753 --> 01:48:57,253
medicine box.

1688
01:48:57,325 --> 01:48:59,334
I'm like, here, use one of these.

1689
01:48:59,465 --> 01:49:01,376
I think it has five uses.

1690
01:49:02,257 --> 01:49:02,915
Where is this?

1691
01:49:02,915 --> 01:49:04,209
Medicine box?

1692
01:49:05,210 --> 01:49:06,605
That's what it was called.

1693
01:49:07,606 --> 01:49:08,789
equipment.

1694
01:49:10,551 --> 01:49:16,104
Yeah, Medicine Box, 15 silver, stops bleeding, infection, plus D6HP.

1695
01:49:18,755 --> 01:49:20,395
for uses.

1696
01:49:21,235 --> 01:49:22,535
That's pretty cheap.

1697
01:49:23,115 --> 01:49:25,255
Yeah, yeah, that's a good investment.

1698
01:49:25,298 --> 01:49:26,722
full health there.

1699
01:49:27,377 --> 01:49:28,432
Probably.

1700
01:49:30,022 --> 01:49:33,867
Yeah, he drops down the medicine box and.

1701
01:49:33,867 --> 01:49:36,008
ace me with it by dropping it on my leg.

1702
01:49:36,008 --> 01:49:37,628
Yeah, and kill you.

1703
01:49:37,628 --> 01:49:40,188
It's like hit your toe and you die.

1704
01:49:41,659 --> 01:49:48,121
Yeah, I start bandaging up my elbow and bandaging up my back and bandaging up my neck.

1705
01:49:48,584 --> 01:50:04,090
So you're you're starting to bandage yourself and Vrock you hear a strange Crying sound
and you see the oxen thing come swooping in Toward Bellum as he's been injured um You can

1706
01:50:04,090 --> 01:50:10,371
yeah, just give me that initiative role just in case you roll a one So a d6 plus your
agility

1707
01:50:10,371 --> 01:50:12,826
3 plus 3 6.

1708
01:50:12,826 --> 01:50:15,497
Okay, you see this happening and it's coming in.

1709
01:50:15,497 --> 01:50:17,874
What do you got for us?

1710
01:50:19,341 --> 01:50:20,453
Hmm.

1711
01:50:21,380 --> 01:50:22,461
Hmm.

1712
01:50:26,231 --> 01:50:33,794
I think I'm gonna wait until it's like kind of under me and then I'm gonna just undo my
hook from the rope.

1713
01:50:33,794 --> 01:50:42,967
Actually, no, I'm gonna like try to loosen it so it kind of slides down like the rope, you
know, it's like wrapped around my hook and it kind of, yeah, like a little rappel line and

1714
01:50:42,967 --> 01:50:44,918
I just want to drop straight on them.

1715
01:50:45,338 --> 01:50:47,669
Just squish that little bastard.

1716
01:50:47,878 --> 01:50:53,284
Yeah, it's coming down and give me strength for that one.

1717
01:50:53,284 --> 01:50:54,503
So this is kind of a grapple.

1718
01:50:54,503 --> 01:50:55,324
Yeah.

1719
01:50:56,835 --> 01:50:59,323
That's 19 minus 2.

1720
01:51:00,328 --> 01:51:03,814
Wow, yeah, you fall straight on it.

1721
01:51:03,814 --> 01:51:07,371
It's between your legs kind of, and you hit on the ground.

1722
01:51:07,371 --> 01:51:09,243
How much is VRAQAWAY?

1723
01:51:10,244 --> 01:51:11,361
You're lazy.

1724
01:51:11,936 --> 01:51:13,996
Yeah, I'm lazy.

1725
01:51:14,036 --> 01:51:18,876
I imagine he he's probably kind of like I don't know.

1726
01:51:18,876 --> 01:51:21,556
He does a lot of gardening, I guess, if he's an herb master.

1727
01:51:21,556 --> 01:51:23,096
So he's probably like average weight.

1728
01:51:23,096 --> 01:51:27,896
But I've also got, you know, a bunch of shit in my bag.

1729
01:51:27,896 --> 01:51:29,916
I guess I don't actually have that much shit in my bag.

1730
01:51:29,916 --> 01:51:33,536
I would say he maybe weighs like 165 pounds.

1731
01:51:33,536 --> 01:51:35,224
Just average dude.

1732
01:51:35,245 --> 01:51:39,428
Okay, yeah, give me a D4 minus one.

1733
01:51:40,429 --> 01:51:42,386
It's a two, it's a one.

1734
01:51:42,386 --> 01:51:43,707
Okay, one.

1735
01:51:43,707 --> 01:51:46,450
Yeah, you have it grappled though.

1736
01:51:46,450 --> 01:51:53,475
It is under you and it's going to try to claw your legs.

1737
01:51:53,876 --> 01:51:55,858
Go ahead and roll agility.

1738
01:51:57,997 --> 01:52:00,917
13 plus 3 so 16

1739
01:52:01,106 --> 01:52:05,817
Okay, it is cutting into you, but it's not making purchase.

1740
01:52:05,817 --> 01:52:08,242
It's being squeezed under you.

1741
01:52:09,446 --> 01:52:11,369
Bellum, you're healing yourself.

1742
01:52:12,699 --> 01:52:15,433
Yep, well, I could stop, probably.

1743
01:52:15,433 --> 01:52:17,076
that's really up to you.

1744
01:52:17,967 --> 01:52:23,961
Do I think it'll take longer than two full rounds to finish up what I'm up to?

1745
01:52:25,603 --> 01:52:28,055
I knock it off and go in with the crowbar.

1746
01:52:28,626 --> 01:52:32,654
Okay, it's between Vrox legs and.

1747
01:52:33,019 --> 01:52:34,194
Don't move!

1748
01:52:34,512 --> 01:52:38,286
Okay, all right.

1749
01:52:39,228 --> 01:52:41,582
Strength, critical fail.

1750
01:52:41,582 --> 01:52:42,802
kidding.

1751
01:52:43,012 --> 01:52:44,253
Five rock.

1752
01:52:45,495 --> 01:52:48,358
Okay, yeah, what's the damage on that?

1753
01:52:48,817 --> 01:52:50,337
It's like a D4.

1754
01:52:52,358 --> 01:52:55,265
Okay, D4 minus two.

1755
01:52:55,338 --> 01:52:57,217
minus your D2.

1756
01:52:58,736 --> 01:53:02,313
So a minus is two, so one.

1757
01:53:02,313 --> 01:53:04,236
yay.

1758
01:53:04,366 --> 01:53:05,758
A little bonk.

1759
01:53:06,521 --> 01:53:07,422
Yeah.

1760
01:53:07,724 --> 01:53:09,476
All right, Vrock, go ahead.

1761
01:53:10,585 --> 01:53:15,743
Uh, yeah, so I imagine I kind of got him like pinned between my knees with his head going,
I guess in front of me.

1762
01:53:15,743 --> 01:53:20,981
Uh, I just want to take my hook and swing right down into his mouth.

1763
01:53:21,990 --> 01:53:23,799
Yeah, strength.

1764
01:53:24,800 --> 01:53:27,136
That's an 8 minus 2, so 6.

1765
01:53:28,069 --> 01:53:37,200
Yeah, you know, with a cold shot like that, you're kind of like rooting for something
specific, but you just like wiggling around like a blender, but it's not really cutting

1766
01:53:37,200 --> 01:53:38,211
into it.

1767
01:53:38,262 --> 01:53:40,258
glance off of his beak maybe.

1768
01:53:40,857 --> 01:53:46,987
Yeah, yeah, and the beak reaches up straight for your crotch and tries to bite.

1769
01:53:46,987 --> 01:53:48,628
Give me agility.

1770
01:53:50,588 --> 01:53:53,551
that's a nat 20 if that's a thing in this game.

1771
01:53:53,743 --> 01:53:55,018
It sure is.

1772
01:53:56,019 --> 01:54:09,659
Yeah, so it comes up to bite your crotch and you stick your hook in its mouth and it can't
bite down and you can get a free attack in right now, yeah.

1773
01:54:10,191 --> 01:54:12,390
Yeah, I think I, ah

1774
01:54:13,974 --> 01:54:17,039
Maybe take my torch and I just...

1775
01:54:17,039 --> 01:54:17,840
Well, it's not lit.

1776
01:54:17,840 --> 01:54:18,501
Never mind.

1777
01:54:18,501 --> 01:54:22,127
I take those eyeball marbles and I'm like, choke on your own eyes, you bitch.

1778
01:54:22,127 --> 01:54:23,629
And I just pour them in his mouth.

1779
01:54:23,629 --> 01:54:24,561
So he chokes.

1780
01:54:24,561 --> 01:54:28,639
just like, you're holding it open with the hook and you, yeah, shove them in.

1781
01:54:28,639 --> 01:54:30,621
Give me strength for that.

1782
01:54:32,404 --> 01:54:33,981
Nice to meet you.

1783
01:54:35,188 --> 01:54:36,329
No!

1784
01:54:36,526 --> 01:54:40,367
That's 16 minus 2, so 14.

1785
01:54:40,545 --> 01:54:42,307
Yeah, you shove them down.

1786
01:54:42,307 --> 01:54:48,917
He's like choking on him and probably take a second to choke.

1787
01:54:48,917 --> 01:54:51,820
So we'll go over to you, Bellum.

1788
01:54:52,821 --> 01:54:54,884
Have you played Bloodborne?

1789
01:54:55,914 --> 01:54:56,694
Me?

1790
01:54:57,694 --> 01:54:58,697
Yeah, yes.

1791
01:54:58,697 --> 01:55:04,354
Yeah, yeah.

1792
01:55:06,144 --> 01:55:07,878
Just thought of that just now.

1793
01:55:08,502 --> 01:55:09,456
Hell yeah.

1794
01:55:09,493 --> 01:55:12,092
Um, I give him a, I give him a bark.

1795
01:55:13,673 --> 01:55:14,098
Maybe.

1796
01:55:14,098 --> 01:55:14,802
it.

1797
01:55:16,777 --> 01:55:19,090
I miss, I got a three.

1798
01:55:19,207 --> 01:55:20,068
okay.

1799
01:55:20,068 --> 01:55:24,613
You come dangerously close to Vrock's knee and smack the ground.

1800
01:55:24,613 --> 01:55:27,666
um It's still choking.

1801
01:55:27,666 --> 01:55:35,264
It's gonna get negative two on its CR, but it's going to try to dig its nails into your
thighs again, Vrock.

1802
01:55:35,325 --> 01:55:37,066
Give me that agility.

1803
01:55:38,530 --> 01:55:41,070
I know that's a nine plus three.

1804
01:55:41,070 --> 01:55:42,814
I guess that's 12.

1805
01:55:43,124 --> 01:55:46,401
Yep, so you are able to fend it off.

1806
01:55:47,874 --> 01:55:51,533
All right, Vrak, you have one last round probably here.

1807
01:55:52,337 --> 01:55:58,877
Yeah, I, uh, I think I, uh, you know, I still got my hook in his mouth.

1808
01:55:58,877 --> 01:56:01,517
Those marbles are in there and he's kind of trying to gargle them up.

1809
01:56:01,517 --> 01:56:09,097
And I just like with my free hand hit the bottom of his beak, shove it up as I like twist
my hook out.

1810
01:56:09,097 --> 01:56:14,464
Uh, and I just try to hold his mouth shut so that he chokes on them for final, for real
life.

1811
01:56:14,464 --> 01:56:15,018
Beautiful.

1812
01:56:15,018 --> 01:56:17,411
Give me the strength.

1813
01:56:18,779 --> 01:56:22,416
it's a 15 minus 2, which is still a 12.

1814
01:56:22,836 --> 01:56:41,794
Yeah, I'll let you hold that as a grapple and you hold his beak shut as you feel the life
drain from it slowly and it's thrashing and then the thrashing it intensifies for a second

1815
01:56:41,814 --> 01:56:52,278
and then disappears and under you he starts to turn to black goo and these eyeballs and
his wings hit the ground.

1816
01:56:54,120 --> 01:56:54,581
Sick.

1817
01:56:54,581 --> 01:57:00,533
is like, you know, you're never going to run out of eyeballs if I just keep killing these
guys with more eyeballs.

1818
01:57:00,533 --> 01:57:02,520
There you go, there you go.

1819
01:57:03,254 --> 01:57:04,360
It's a business.

1820
01:57:05,168 --> 01:57:06,259
Yeah.

1821
01:57:06,359 --> 01:57:08,021
Man, if you could farm these things?

1822
01:57:08,021 --> 01:57:08,842
Holy crap.

1823
01:57:08,842 --> 01:57:09,653
Domesticated?

1824
01:57:09,653 --> 01:57:13,266
Man, you can make a killing on whatever these weird eyes do.

1825
01:57:14,267 --> 01:57:24,501
With that noise, um you do see the camp start to materialize and people come running
towards your location.

1826
01:57:26,282 --> 01:57:33,085
And in front of them, you see Sarai sprinting your way.

1827
01:57:34,851 --> 01:57:35,981
That doesn't look good.

1828
01:57:35,981 --> 01:57:38,729
I think it's time we beat it.

1829
01:57:40,304 --> 01:57:42,126
I guess we beat feet.

1830
01:57:42,468 --> 01:57:46,835
The whole camp comes running back because one of the bad things makes noise.

1831
01:57:47,643 --> 01:57:49,289
I mean, it was screaming.

1832
01:57:50,054 --> 01:57:51,771
They always screaming.

1833
01:57:52,944 --> 01:57:54,167
They live here.

1834
01:57:54,565 --> 01:57:57,730
Not the whole camp, just Sarai, how about that?

1835
01:57:58,813 --> 01:58:00,515
And she's screaming.

1836
01:58:00,757 --> 01:58:01,617
Yeah.

1837
01:58:01,779 --> 01:58:05,644
You have your grappling hook still in set up there.

1838
01:58:07,290 --> 01:58:10,346
Yep, Bellum, it seems like your strength and what-all ain't so good.

1839
01:58:10,346 --> 01:58:16,339
Uh, can I get a sense of how many grappling hook things we'd have to pass to climb up?

1840
01:58:17,915 --> 01:58:21,001
I would only make you do one for the whole thing, so.

1841
01:58:21,049 --> 01:58:22,089
Okay.

1842
01:58:22,189 --> 01:58:23,649
Uh, what do you think?

1843
01:58:24,149 --> 01:58:28,069
My strength is not good, but we can also use agility and mine is excellent.

1844
01:58:28,509 --> 01:58:29,849
I think you are.

1845
01:58:29,849 --> 01:58:30,589
Yes.

1846
01:58:32,400 --> 01:58:35,651
I see, so that was a condemnation of the entire party.

1847
01:58:36,346 --> 01:58:36,826
Yeah.

1848
01:58:36,826 --> 01:58:40,972
you know, just, if we try to climb up and don't make it, we're kind of screwed.

1849
01:58:40,972 --> 01:58:44,376
But if we uh run up the path, I imagine we can...

1850
01:58:44,997 --> 01:58:45,478
Okay.

1851
01:58:45,478 --> 01:58:46,129
All right.

1852
01:58:46,129 --> 01:58:47,420
Yeah.

1853
01:58:47,741 --> 01:58:48,862
Up the hook.

1854
01:58:49,964 --> 01:58:50,475
All right.

1855
01:58:50,475 --> 01:58:51,346
Let's roll.

1856
01:58:51,346 --> 01:58:52,447
Let's do it.

1857
01:58:52,688 --> 01:58:53,719
Heave-ho.

1858
01:58:55,696 --> 01:58:56,513
I fail.

1859
01:58:58,189 --> 01:59:02,068
I got a nat 20 on agility or strength, whatever.

1860
01:59:03,291 --> 01:59:05,264
Okay.

1861
01:59:05,264 --> 01:59:10,250
You are able to bring Bellum up with you.

1862
01:59:10,250 --> 01:59:12,312
Like you see him struggling.

1863
01:59:12,533 --> 01:59:13,293
Yeah.

1864
01:59:13,411 --> 01:59:15,242
Buddy, you're kind of small.

1865
01:59:15,242 --> 01:59:16,332
Just hop in my pack.

1866
01:59:16,332 --> 01:59:17,863
We'll see if I can pull this off.

1867
01:59:17,863 --> 01:59:20,744
You know, I'm not so strong, but I'm pretty dexterous.

1868
01:59:20,744 --> 01:59:25,767
I think I can like stretch my feet around and get good footing on these, these little
outcroppings.

1869
01:59:25,767 --> 01:59:27,767
Maybe that one that you busted your elbow on.

1870
01:59:27,767 --> 01:59:30,109
Uh, I think I can do it.

1871
01:59:30,109 --> 01:59:31,298
Let's, let's go.

1872
01:59:31,298 --> 01:59:35,712
you climb up and then you hold the wall and I'll grab the grappling hook and put it up
one.

1873
01:59:36,791 --> 01:59:37,723
Okay.

1874
01:59:38,571 --> 01:59:39,140
Yeah.

1875
01:59:39,140 --> 01:59:44,332
together like a little dig, dug type thing or whatever those ice climbers are.

1876
01:59:44,332 --> 02:00:00,453
And yeah, you get up there and you look down as Sarai gets to the edge of the cliff, your
dog sitting next to her now staring up at you, wondering why you abandoned him and.

1877
02:00:00,453 --> 02:00:02,130
around boy, go around.

1878
02:00:02,523 --> 02:00:05,517
Yeah, the dog stands there.

1879
02:00:05,517 --> 02:00:09,961
She doesn't do anything to the dog, but she shouts up at you.

1880
02:00:11,985 --> 02:00:16,670
hell, well, she's always whispering, but it's loud.

1881
02:00:17,351 --> 02:00:22,337
It's like, why did you burn down my camp?

1882
02:00:23,321 --> 02:00:25,884
Well, technically the fire did it.

1883
02:00:26,016 --> 02:00:27,227
we didn't really...

1884
02:00:27,227 --> 02:00:28,791
Oh, okay, yeah.

1885
02:00:28,791 --> 02:00:29,953
Alright, alright.

1886
02:00:29,953 --> 02:00:31,695
Sorry, I can't answer.

1887
02:00:31,776 --> 02:00:33,798
Don't have a go- Yeah.

1888
02:00:35,931 --> 02:00:39,334
Yeah, she just starts ranting like a mad woman down there.

1889
02:00:39,334 --> 02:00:41,967
She's like, speak to me of mother's love.

1890
02:00:41,967 --> 02:00:46,410
You spoke to me of what is right and good.

1891
02:00:46,411 --> 02:00:48,532
We've ascended past that.

1892
02:00:48,572 --> 02:00:52,015
You seem to understand and you run away.

1893
02:00:52,496 --> 02:00:54,097
Shouting at you, Vrak.

1894
02:00:55,192 --> 02:00:56,033
But...

1895
02:00:56,056 --> 02:00:58,586
Yeah, it seemed like you were gonna do something bad to me, so...

1896
02:00:58,586 --> 02:00:59,818
Oh, okay.

1897
02:01:01,432 --> 02:01:05,356
And she starts screaming, the world my son is already a corpse.

1898
02:01:05,356 --> 02:01:06,898
We are all corpses.

1899
02:01:06,898 --> 02:01:08,840
It's a dying world.

1900
02:01:09,401 --> 02:01:10,963
Leave them be.

1901
02:01:10,963 --> 02:01:12,584
Leave them be.

1902
02:01:13,635 --> 02:01:14,583
Yeah, Vrak?

1903
02:01:14,583 --> 02:01:16,683
that's true, I just want the knife though.

1904
02:01:16,951 --> 02:01:24,186
Yeah, yeah, Vroc can't not respond, but he's like, okay, and he starts like whispering to
himself.

1905
02:01:24,186 --> 02:01:30,790
He's like, look lady, I know you can't hear me, but I, and I kind of agree with what
you're saying, but I don't like the way you're going about it.

1906
02:01:30,790 --> 02:01:33,482
And if there's no right, then like, I'm not really wrong, right?

1907
02:01:33,482 --> 02:01:37,265
So like, you know, you don't really have a leg to stand on.

1908
02:01:37,265 --> 02:01:40,097
You're philosophically undermining your own argument here.

1909
02:01:40,097 --> 02:01:41,558
Uh, yeah, yeah.

1910
02:01:41,558 --> 02:01:42,438
All right.

1911
02:01:42,438 --> 02:01:42,838
Okay.

1912
02:01:42,838 --> 02:01:45,660
I think that, that got the mental pressure off and out.

1913
02:01:45,660 --> 02:01:47,091
Let's, let's keep going.

1914
02:01:47,454 --> 02:01:49,756
Yeah, she's like, Isaac does not weep.

1915
02:01:49,756 --> 02:01:51,557
Isaac does not weep.

1916
02:01:51,557 --> 02:01:56,191
The absolute requires everything over and over and over again.

1917
02:01:56,191 --> 02:02:03,306
And then the people come out after her, the cultists, and they start shouting along with
her.

1918
02:02:03,427 --> 02:02:09,912
And she drops to her knees and just says these things over and over again.

1919
02:02:09,912 --> 02:02:16,277
And you hear them echoing her almost in a chant and you ascend.

1920
02:02:17,697 --> 02:02:19,230
I think maybe they're cheering us on.

1921
02:02:19,230 --> 02:02:21,705
That's how I'm gonna tell myself what's happening.

1922
02:02:22,308 --> 02:02:23,890
Get some motivation.

1923
02:02:24,212 --> 02:02:25,143
Yeah.

1924
02:02:27,240 --> 02:02:31,811
Those clouds before they do start to trickle some rain.

1925
02:02:32,371 --> 02:02:36,352
It's acid rain here, of course, like it sizzles and it hits your skin.

1926
02:02:36,352 --> 02:02:40,893
This atmosphere is dying and the sky's rotten, basically.

1927
02:02:40,893 --> 02:02:55,817
uh The bruised looking clouds peel back and you do see that sickening yellow behind it
every once in a while, but it's getting a little darker and darker as you get to the top.

1928
02:02:58,077 --> 02:03:01,677
There, the rock is a void at this point.

1929
02:03:01,677 --> 02:03:08,817
It's blackened so much by who knows, like the fire, maybe it's volcanic, but it's like
you're climbing a void.

1930
02:03:08,817 --> 02:03:15,217
It's even hard to figure out where to put your hands at times because it's so
obsidian-like.

1931
02:03:15,617 --> 02:03:18,797
And you get to the top.

1932
02:03:20,017 --> 02:03:22,337
Do you just crest over?

1933
02:03:23,338 --> 02:03:25,272
think we do a...

1934
02:03:27,358 --> 02:03:32,804
What was that World War II meme with the little guy with the...

1935
02:03:32,804 --> 02:03:34,746
Killroy, yeah we Killroy it.

1936
02:03:34,973 --> 02:03:41,827
Okay, you peek your head over one second here.

1937
02:03:44,046 --> 02:03:44,955
Let's see.

1938
02:03:45,956 --> 02:03:51,522
pasting rules in Google Docs with descriptions is a bad idea.

1939
02:03:53,806 --> 02:03:55,528
Just like, where is that?

1940
02:03:56,529 --> 02:03:57,789
Okay, yeah.

1941
02:03:57,810 --> 02:04:04,313
You peek over the top and the summit is flat.

1942
02:04:04,313 --> 02:04:06,474
It's like a plateau on the top.

1943
02:04:06,474 --> 02:04:08,335
The expanse of blackened rock is there.

1944
02:04:08,335 --> 02:04:19,761
You see a massive bonfire and silhouetted in that bonfire is a towering large figure in
some sort of...

1945
02:04:19,939 --> 02:04:29,954
robe and he holds a dagger at his waist and there is a 12 year old child standing next to
him holding his hand.

1946
02:04:29,954 --> 02:04:42,241
It looks like they're conversing and the dagger nervously flips in his fink between his
hands and he's kind of wiggling it a little bit like with some anxiety.

1947
02:04:43,641 --> 02:04:44,457
Frick.

1948
02:04:45,458 --> 02:04:48,099
Can I get one of those addictive healing things?

1949
02:04:48,712 --> 02:04:50,068
yeah, sure.

1950
02:04:50,866 --> 02:04:51,736
Thanks.

1951
02:04:53,885 --> 02:04:54,638
What do you want to do?

1952
02:04:54,638 --> 02:04:56,033
We gonna?

1953
02:04:56,238 --> 02:04:57,612
I chug that thing.

1954
02:04:58,204 --> 02:04:59,043
Okay.

1955
02:05:00,966 --> 02:05:06,035
since the medicine box, not gonna have time to do it on this sheer cliff face.

1956
02:05:06,938 --> 02:05:09,292
I gained six HP back.

1957
02:05:09,414 --> 02:05:10,035
Nice.

1958
02:05:10,035 --> 02:05:13,341
eh It's really good man.

1959
02:05:13,402 --> 02:05:15,870
Like, it's so fucking good.

1960
02:05:15,870 --> 02:05:18,594
I cannot wait for my next one.

1961
02:05:18,895 --> 02:05:23,183
Maybe I'll be a little clumsy in this fight just to make sure I can get a little.

1962
02:05:23,183 --> 02:05:24,263
You

1963
02:05:24,720 --> 02:05:42,827
You, yeah, as you sip that you see Isaac uh sit down in front of the flames and Abraham
leans over his body and ties him to a wooden brace.

1964
02:05:42,927 --> 02:05:46,548
And it's hard to see because it's silhouetted.

1965
02:05:46,749 --> 02:05:49,349
You can't see their faces or anything.

1966
02:05:49,687 --> 02:05:55,545
Ibram holds up the dagger and it's shaking in his grasp.

1967
02:05:56,546 --> 02:05:57,377
Hmm.

1968
02:05:58,464 --> 02:06:01,805
You think he can, like, sling that thing out of his hand?

1969
02:06:03,343 --> 02:06:04,244
Awesome idea.

1970
02:06:04,244 --> 02:06:09,611
ah You got any of those eyeball marbles?

1971
02:06:09,920 --> 02:06:13,858
yeah, and I hold out a little leather pouch and I just kinda hold it open.

1972
02:06:13,951 --> 02:06:16,792
are- I do the thing.

1973
02:06:17,491 --> 02:06:18,321
Yeah.

1974
02:06:19,343 --> 02:06:20,323
Yeah.

1975
02:06:20,644 --> 02:06:26,008
Give me the agility or sorry, presence.

1976
02:06:26,501 --> 02:06:28,594
an important presence roll.

1977
02:06:29,216 --> 02:06:31,097
What's the DR on this?

1978
02:06:31,721 --> 02:06:33,464
It's a little tiny thing.

1979
02:06:33,464 --> 02:06:34,405
Yeah.

1980
02:06:35,311 --> 02:06:35,508
16.

1981
02:06:35,508 --> 02:06:37,691
All right, I reduce it by two.

1982
02:06:39,347 --> 02:06:43,147
And I get a 13 plus one.

1983
02:06:43,250 --> 02:06:52,723
So at it, you see the marble flying through and it hits his hand and the hand explodes.

1984
02:06:52,723 --> 02:07:04,187
He didn't have a good grip on this anyway, not like his hand explodes, it opens and the
dagger falls down and sticks into the stone.

1985
02:07:04,468 --> 02:07:06,028
And when it does.

1986
02:07:06,408 --> 02:07:13,879
you see cracks illuminate from earth, just spiral out like a spider web from where it hits
the stone.

1987
02:07:13,879 --> 02:07:17,223
And you hear a wh- almost like lightning.

1988
02:07:18,224 --> 02:07:19,067
And.

1989
02:07:21,418 --> 02:07:31,406
The sky above the fire tears open and a strange yet red glow emits from it.

1990
02:07:31,598 --> 02:07:38,681
And through it, there is a massive grinding intersecting rusted iron wheels.

1991
02:07:38,681 --> 02:07:44,204
And there's a pale fire in the middle of it that peeks through this hole in reality.

1992
02:07:44,204 --> 02:07:57,830
And the wheels are turning and the eye opens up and it's actually thousands of other
smaller eyes and they dart frantically around and a voice erupts into your head that you

1993
02:07:57,830 --> 02:08:01,653
do not quite understand at first, but it knocks you over.

1994
02:08:01,653 --> 02:08:03,699
Can you both give me a toughness?

1995
02:08:04,617 --> 02:08:07,097
Does it say be not afraid?

1996
02:08:09,237 --> 02:08:12,857
Fuck, I got a 12 with a minus one is 11.

1997
02:08:13,044 --> 02:08:13,917
Okay.

1998
02:08:14,048 --> 02:08:14,473
Yeah.

1999
02:08:14,473 --> 02:08:17,512
ah No, sorry.

2000
02:08:17,512 --> 02:08:18,947
No, please continue.

2001
02:08:19,110 --> 02:08:22,201
I got a 10 with a plus two, whatever that means.

2002
02:08:23,666 --> 02:08:25,387
Okay, you pass.

2003
02:08:25,387 --> 02:08:34,682
Vrak, this thing addresses Ibram and you hear it rumble through your body.

2004
02:08:34,682 --> 02:08:35,863
Belham, it's too loud.

2005
02:08:35,863 --> 02:08:44,117
You're in the fetal position now with your slinging your hand and the sharp rocks are
poking into your thighs.

2006
02:08:44,278 --> 02:08:51,981
And in a strange voice that almost sounds like a trombone and trumpets um singing says,

2007
02:08:54,318 --> 02:08:56,380
Isaac is safe.

2008
02:08:57,041 --> 02:09:00,444
Your new ram is here.

2009
02:09:00,524 --> 02:09:04,067
And the eyes point towards Bellum and Vrakh.

2010
02:09:04,769 --> 02:09:18,021
And Isaac turns to you, illuminated by this strange eyeball, and you see his face and you
see elation on it that he no longer has to sacrifice his son.

2011
02:09:18,534 --> 02:09:22,182
and he bends over to pull the dagger from the earth.

2012
02:09:22,182 --> 02:09:24,105
Can you roll your initiative?

2013
02:09:25,638 --> 02:09:27,438
That's a D6, right?

2014
02:09:28,058 --> 02:09:30,018
That's a 6 plus 3.

2015
02:09:30,036 --> 02:09:30,836
Okay.

2016
02:09:32,788 --> 02:09:34,231
Vrak, what do you do?

2017
02:09:34,231 --> 02:09:37,342
ah

2018
02:09:39,011 --> 02:09:39,875
Hmm

2019
02:09:40,876 --> 02:09:42,660
Uh...

2020
02:09:43,305 --> 02:09:45,631
Can I try to grappling hook the dagger?

2021
02:09:46,632 --> 02:09:48,278
Yeah, of course.

2022
02:09:51,800 --> 02:09:55,319
Is ah that strength or agility or?

2023
02:09:55,935 --> 02:09:56,980
presence.

2024
02:09:57,720 --> 02:09:59,104
Yeah, I guess.

2025
02:09:59,104 --> 02:10:05,489
says grapple for strength because like grappling somebody, but let's just say, let's call
it strength.

2026
02:10:06,534 --> 02:10:07,976
Strength or agility.

2027
02:10:08,408 --> 02:10:09,289
Okay.

2028
02:10:10,853 --> 02:10:13,639
Well, that's a two, which is a fail on either one.

2029
02:10:13,639 --> 02:10:14,480
So.

2030
02:10:14,868 --> 02:10:19,042
Yeah, you throw wide and it clatters to the ground.

2031
02:10:19,042 --> 02:10:20,969
Do you maintain hold of the rope?

2032
02:10:20,969 --> 02:10:23,466
Okay.

2033
02:10:23,466 --> 02:10:25,860
say, yeah, I meant to do that, sir.

2034
02:10:25,860 --> 02:10:26,391
Mr.

2035
02:10:26,391 --> 02:10:26,781
Mr.

2036
02:10:26,781 --> 02:10:27,352
Ebram.

2037
02:10:27,352 --> 02:10:29,095
Uh, it's all right.

2038
02:10:29,095 --> 02:10:30,436
I was trying to.

2039
02:10:32,019 --> 02:10:32,390
Shit.

2040
02:10:32,390 --> 02:10:33,144
I don't know what I'm saying.

2041
02:10:33,144 --> 02:10:35,043
I need to stop talking so much.

2042
02:10:35,580 --> 02:10:38,440
Yeah, he looks at you, he says, you!

2043
02:10:39,420 --> 02:10:40,740
My new lambs!

2044
02:10:40,740 --> 02:10:44,880
And he starts trying to get the dagger out and pulls on it.

2045
02:10:44,880 --> 02:10:50,860
Bellum, you have blood running out of your ears and your nose and your eyes, but it is
your turn.

2046
02:10:51,861 --> 02:10:52,801
Catch!

2047
02:10:53,723 --> 02:10:59,489
And I underhand lob my bomb at him.

2048
02:11:05,392 --> 02:11:07,914
that's that's definitely a presence.

2049
02:11:09,855 --> 02:11:12,591
really like to pass this chat.

2050
02:11:14,395 --> 02:11:18,691
A 16 plus one with a minus two DR.

2051
02:11:18,708 --> 02:11:23,677
Yeah, you chuck it center mass or in front of him.

2052
02:11:25,129 --> 02:11:26,510
I want him to catch it.

2053
02:11:29,057 --> 02:11:38,839
He's down pulling this dagger up and you throw it and reflex he grabs it and it's like in
his hand and does this have a fuse I'm assuming as well.

2054
02:11:38,839 --> 02:11:39,363
Yeah.

2055
02:11:39,363 --> 02:11:41,288
a sealed bottle, it says.

2056
02:11:41,288 --> 02:11:47,811
So I'm imagining like a milk can with a whi- with a fuse coming out of the top.

2057
02:11:48,606 --> 02:11:49,971
Yeah, he grabs it.

2058
02:11:49,971 --> 02:11:52,037
uh Give me some damage.

2059
02:11:53,038 --> 02:11:55,679
Okay, yeah.

2060
02:11:55,859 --> 02:12:11,183
It blows up and you see him fly backwards and hit the same pile that uh Isaac is bound to
and he lays next to him for a second and he has shrapnel all over his body.

2061
02:12:11,183 --> 02:12:13,024
His face is blackened.

2062
02:12:13,024 --> 02:12:21,146
Now the eye thing twitches and blinks a bunch and

2063
02:12:21,858 --> 02:12:24,410
He stands up and let me see.

2064
02:12:24,410 --> 02:12:27,912
I'm gonna give him a toughness to see if he can like even go.

2065
02:12:27,912 --> 02:12:32,926
Actually go ahead and roll the toughness as a part of that Bellum.

2066
02:12:35,309 --> 02:12:36,464
You got a seven.

2067
02:12:37,518 --> 02:12:38,580
Okay, plus zero.

2068
02:12:38,580 --> 02:12:41,996
So he does not have a turn, Frockett is your turn.

2069
02:12:42,378 --> 02:12:51,927
um I'm gonna uh yank the grappling hook back and try to catch the knife on the way and see
if I can pull the knife towards us.

2070
02:12:51,927 --> 02:12:53,157
Just go get it.

2071
02:12:54,242 --> 02:12:56,046
yeah, guess I could, can I?

2072
02:12:56,046 --> 02:13:02,748
I'm not quite sure about like the geog- Okay, well yeah, I'll just go try to grab the
knife then.

2073
02:13:02,882 --> 02:13:08,814
Yeah, you run over, slide in maybe like uh you're sliding into a base.

2074
02:13:09,277 --> 02:13:10,970
Yeah, Destiny slide exactly.

2075
02:13:10,970 --> 02:13:14,036
And then give me a strength to see if you can rip it out.

2076
02:13:15,058 --> 02:13:15,741
so strong.

2077
02:13:15,741 --> 02:13:20,388
Uh, yeah, that's a one.

2078
02:13:21,966 --> 02:13:33,313
Okay, you go up and yeah, you grab the blade instead of the knife and you lose your hand,
um your other hand.

2079
02:13:33,313 --> 02:13:37,769
So now you just have a hook and give me a D6.

2080
02:13:41,700 --> 02:13:42,512
Uh, two.

2081
02:13:42,512 --> 02:13:46,039
And I have, I think my light armor, it says D2.

2082
02:13:46,039 --> 02:13:47,250
Does that do anything?

2083
02:13:47,250 --> 02:13:47,630
Or no.

2084
02:13:47,630 --> 02:13:49,428
for critical failure.

2085
02:13:49,843 --> 02:13:50,705
Yeah, probably not.

2086
02:13:50,705 --> 02:13:53,729
gets him on the armored bit of his hand?

2087
02:13:53,729 --> 02:14:07,386
Okay, Okay, you slide in, it hits your wrist and then it slides up and degloves you
instead of taking your hand and the skin on your palm is torn asunder.

2088
02:14:07,386 --> 02:14:14,209
You can still grip a sword, but I will need a toughness roll to bear through it if you
want to do anything with that hand.

2089
02:14:15,119 --> 02:14:15,821
Yeah.

2090
02:14:15,821 --> 02:14:17,264
Yeah, armor's not gonna.

2091
02:14:18,008 --> 02:14:20,836
Yeah, but you don't take any HP damage.

2092
02:14:21,756 --> 02:14:22,788
Alright.

2093
02:14:23,031 --> 02:14:24,915
That's a fair compromise.

2094
02:14:25,359 --> 02:14:27,263
More than fair, I feel like.

2095
02:14:27,466 --> 02:14:28,705
Yeah, it was pretty funny.

2096
02:14:28,705 --> 02:14:33,465
wild like, I mean, we're at the end of this, right?

2097
02:14:33,465 --> 02:14:35,777
Like, yeah.

2098
02:14:35,777 --> 02:14:40,292
for a second he was real excited about having two hook hands if he lives through this,
but.

2099
02:14:41,916 --> 02:14:43,875
It's fine, we'll do the tea club.

2100
02:14:44,162 --> 02:14:52,457
Yeah, yeah, you were stands up and you see him chanting to himself.

2101
02:14:52,457 --> 02:14:53,258
Sorry, go ahead, Belham.

2102
02:14:53,258 --> 02:14:54,059
Yeah.

2103
02:14:54,781 --> 02:14:56,244
yeah, yeah, yeah, it is your phone.

2104
02:14:56,244 --> 02:14:57,085
It is balance.

2105
02:14:57,085 --> 02:14:58,006
My bad.

2106
02:14:59,035 --> 02:15:03,262
I would like to do the same thing, but I want to slow down a little before I get to the
knife.

2107
02:15:03,342 --> 02:15:06,655
Okay, yeah, let's see if your roll lets you slow down.

2108
02:15:08,340 --> 02:15:11,528
I own chalk.

2109
02:15:12,452 --> 02:15:14,035
It's in my pockets.

2110
02:15:14,258 --> 02:15:16,422
Can I chalk my hands first?

2111
02:15:16,942 --> 02:15:22,713
Yeah, yeah, I'll give you, yeah, that'll reduce it by one.

2112
02:15:22,713 --> 02:15:27,031
Should have done that before the rock climbing part of our show, but whatever.

2113
02:15:27,604 --> 02:15:29,692
You know don't always think of it

2114
02:15:31,393 --> 02:15:32,510
And that one.

2115
02:15:33,134 --> 02:15:34,805
Are you fucking joking?

2116
02:15:38,229 --> 02:15:39,290
Jesus Christ.

2117
02:15:39,290 --> 02:15:40,171
Okay.

2118
02:15:40,171 --> 02:15:41,602
You're going for the blade as well.

2119
02:15:41,602 --> 02:15:42,933
Okay.

2120
02:15:43,194 --> 02:15:44,154
Yeah.

2121
02:15:45,697 --> 02:15:46,547
Do you have any armor?

2122
02:15:46,547 --> 02:15:50,561
Okay.

2123
02:15:50,561 --> 02:15:53,444
Give me a D6 as you slide into this blade.

2124
02:15:54,991 --> 02:15:56,071
6

2125
02:15:56,270 --> 02:16:00,593
minus one, the D2.

2126
02:16:04,505 --> 02:16:09,451
Minus two, so still um totally lethal.

2127
02:16:09,550 --> 02:16:10,441
Yeah.

2128
02:16:11,626 --> 02:16:15,535
So you, do you want to narrate how this happens, Bellum?

2129
02:16:16,235 --> 02:16:34,147
Yeah, so Bellum is running over and he's chalking up his hands and um as he pulls the
chalk out of his pocket, he spills maybe a dozen of his small sharp rocks on the ground

2130
02:16:34,467 --> 02:16:37,349
and slips on them like ball bearings.

2131
02:16:37,790 --> 02:16:46,335
And as he does this, he baseball slides basically into the knife that is sticking out of
the ground that

2132
02:16:46,415 --> 02:16:56,783
cuts him from uh between his middle and uh ring finger up through his shoulder.

2133
02:16:57,364 --> 02:16:59,785
Just the whole way up like a bandsaw.

2134
02:17:00,026 --> 02:17:02,037
And he sort of looks at that.

2135
02:17:03,949 --> 02:17:06,372
and then just bleeds out, like then and there.

2136
02:17:06,372 --> 02:17:11,738
Okay, well, let's roll on the broken table for me.

2137
02:17:11,738 --> 02:17:14,340
Give me a D4, okay.

2138
02:17:14,340 --> 02:17:17,330
Oh, okay, yeah, so.

2139
02:17:17,330 --> 02:17:18,481
omen do?

2140
02:17:19,845 --> 02:17:21,599
I have one omen.

2141
02:17:21,710 --> 02:17:24,807
Yeah, you call upon the omen.

2142
02:17:24,807 --> 02:17:29,065
yeah, I probably should have called upon the omen for this not to be a critical failure.

2143
02:17:30,817 --> 02:17:32,537
Omen omen omen.

2144
02:17:33,618 --> 02:17:35,443
What page are the omens on?

2145
02:17:36,747 --> 02:17:38,847
Uh, page 38.

2146
02:17:39,068 --> 02:17:40,448
So here's a question.

2147
02:17:40,489 --> 02:17:50,393
Omens, deal max damage with one attack or, well, I should have done that to fucking that
guy before when I threw a D10 bomb at him.

2148
02:17:50,533 --> 02:17:53,094
That would have solved our problems.

2149
02:17:53,094 --> 02:17:56,776
Uh, or, yeah.

2150
02:17:56,776 --> 02:18:00,357
Or reroll a die roll, yours or someone else's.

2151
02:18:00,618 --> 02:18:03,219
Or lower damage dealt to you by a D6.

2152
02:18:03,987 --> 02:18:09,842
or neutralize a crit or a fumble or lower one test's DR by four.

2153
02:18:09,842 --> 02:18:11,113
Here's my question.

2154
02:18:11,114 --> 02:18:17,338
Why is neutralize a crit or a fumble on the table when you can reroll a dice roll?

2155
02:18:17,338 --> 02:18:20,353
Well, because you could just reroll another crit.

2156
02:18:20,875 --> 02:18:21,836
Right?

2157
02:18:23,340 --> 02:18:24,381
Okay.

2158
02:18:24,923 --> 02:18:25,530
Yeah.

2159
02:18:25,530 --> 02:18:28,562
that I just band sawed myself like a butcher.

2160
02:18:28,717 --> 02:18:33,092
Yeah, so I imagine Bellum imagines this.

2161
02:18:33,092 --> 02:18:34,974
He's chalking up, getting ready.

2162
02:18:34,974 --> 02:18:44,474
He just saw what happened to Vrak and he sees himself doing the same thing and then
slicing his entire arm up to his shoulder.

2163
02:18:44,474 --> 02:18:50,519
And then that bad omen is like, wait a second, maybe there's another approach.

2164
02:18:52,015 --> 02:18:53,695
All right, rerolled it.

2165
02:18:53,695 --> 02:18:58,635
get a 15 plus zero.

2166
02:18:59,450 --> 02:19:00,340
Great.

2167
02:19:00,541 --> 02:19:07,247
You get over, you slow down and get a good grasp on the knife.

2168
02:19:07,568 --> 02:19:10,341
And that was a agility, right?

2169
02:19:10,341 --> 02:19:11,512
That you're rolling or strength.

2170
02:19:11,512 --> 02:19:12,313
Yeah.

2171
02:19:12,313 --> 02:19:16,857
And you pry it up and it breaks through the stone.

2172
02:19:18,099 --> 02:19:19,760
You have the knife now.

2173
02:19:19,919 --> 02:19:21,079
I have the knife, let's go!

2174
02:19:21,079 --> 02:19:22,159
Go go go!

2175
02:19:24,038 --> 02:19:25,897
Do we cut loose the kid?

2176
02:19:27,439 --> 02:19:28,553
Do we have to?

2177
02:19:28,982 --> 02:19:29,761
No.

2178
02:19:30,265 --> 02:19:31,069
What?

2179
02:19:33,893 --> 02:19:36,773
Okay, so you grab the knife out.

2180
02:19:36,773 --> 02:19:38,917
Are you helping Vrock up?

2181
02:19:40,404 --> 02:19:41,265
Okay.

2182
02:19:41,487 --> 02:19:44,788
I grab them by the hook.

2183
02:19:45,623 --> 02:19:46,479
Yeah.

2184
02:19:47,762 --> 02:19:49,819
What page were the scrolls on again?

2185
02:19:50,820 --> 02:19:51,676
you

2186
02:19:53,255 --> 02:19:54,535
35.

2187
02:19:55,059 --> 02:19:57,975
Let me know which one you want.

2188
02:19:57,975 --> 02:20:01,571
Oh, you didn't use any of your scroll, Jimmy.

2189
02:20:01,624 --> 02:20:03,204
Yeah, I was...

2190
02:20:03,667 --> 02:20:13,179
Yeah, I should have probably used it more, but I was gonna use some this fight, but you
just got the knife, and I figure running away is maybe better than, you know, fireballing

2191
02:20:13,179 --> 02:20:14,690
him, unless I have to.

2192
02:20:16,092 --> 02:20:17,487
Yeah, if you wanna send me.

2193
02:20:17,487 --> 02:20:18,489
the kid.

2194
02:20:19,400 --> 02:20:20,354
Just kidding.

2195
02:20:20,354 --> 02:20:22,032
Yeah, good.

2196
02:20:22,963 --> 02:20:24,307
I got four of them.

2197
02:20:25,936 --> 02:20:32,584
If you send me eyelids of the blind mind or eyelid blinds the mind, I will read it.

2198
02:20:33,839 --> 02:20:35,874
Is that the invisibility one?

2199
02:20:37,365 --> 02:20:38,226
No.

2200
02:20:38,670 --> 02:20:40,735
Creatures fall asleep for an hour.

2201
02:20:41,736 --> 02:20:43,471
I should have labeled these better.

2202
02:20:44,061 --> 02:20:45,744
You can just give me any of them.

2203
02:20:48,381 --> 02:20:50,557
I could do the death scroll if you prefer.

2204
02:20:51,954 --> 02:20:52,964
No thanks.

2205
02:20:53,965 --> 02:21:01,749
For some reason, it's very hard to find this um chat, this thread.

2206
02:21:03,785 --> 02:21:04,586
where?

2207
02:21:04,586 --> 02:21:07,248
You can just put it in Riverside, right?

2208
02:21:07,248 --> 02:21:08,349
no, it doesn't take pictures.

2209
02:21:08,349 --> 02:21:10,331
You can put it in any channel.

2210
02:21:10,521 --> 02:21:11,731
you got it already.

2211
02:21:12,844 --> 02:21:13,644
God.

2212
02:21:13,644 --> 02:21:14,877
I'll try to read that.

2213
02:21:14,877 --> 02:21:20,649
I made these and told my players that they had to read them in six seconds or else the
spell-

2214
02:21:21,098 --> 02:21:22,785
Cool, okay

2215
02:21:22,785 --> 02:21:27,188
So they were like shouting these like at their top speed.

2216
02:21:28,046 --> 02:21:30,327
Okay, yeah.

2217
02:21:30,327 --> 02:21:47,623
Yeah, he starts standing up after getting this explosion all over him and like he's
smoking too and he breathes heavily and he's like, I lights the blind mind that holds the

2218
02:21:47,623 --> 02:21:51,664
band that covers the noise of the dreams yet.

2219
02:21:51,700 --> 02:21:58,208
undreamt by those sleepers in the darker waters of the lake of mud.

2220
02:21:58,208 --> 02:22:05,716
And he's at the end and he can do a d4 of people.

2221
02:22:06,919 --> 02:22:10,220
He gets three, so.

2222
02:22:10,220 --> 02:22:11,394
um

2223
02:22:11,394 --> 02:22:13,375
say up to D4.

2224
02:22:15,148 --> 02:22:18,956
Yeah, so you are the two that he's trying to put to sleep.

2225
02:22:18,956 --> 02:22:22,844
oh

2226
02:22:24,028 --> 02:22:25,268
Is he picking himself?

2227
02:22:26,568 --> 02:22:27,308
No, I'm kidding.

2228
02:22:27,308 --> 02:22:30,956
I'm sure it does not work that way, but I'm doing my best here.

2229
02:22:30,956 --> 02:22:31,996
Yeah.

2230
02:22:32,899 --> 02:22:33,339
Yeah.

2231
02:22:33,339 --> 02:22:34,234
So give.

2232
02:22:34,234 --> 02:22:38,166
as an idea though, that it does mean exactly that many.

2233
02:22:38,308 --> 02:22:38,768
That's funny.

2234
02:22:38,768 --> 02:22:40,050
That would be funny.

2235
02:22:40,050 --> 02:22:43,614
And you would have to make yourself fall asleep if it's just like, yeah.

2236
02:22:45,337 --> 02:22:45,858
Yeah.

2237
02:22:45,858 --> 02:22:47,539
Like, oh, fuck.

2238
02:22:47,941 --> 02:22:51,424
Well, we all just wake up together and resume.

2239
02:22:51,468 --> 02:22:52,748
yeah.

2240
02:22:53,047 --> 02:22:53,418
Yeah.

2241
02:22:53,418 --> 02:22:57,012
Can you give me a strength or a toughness?

2242
02:22:58,013 --> 02:23:02,393
That's a 15 plus 2.

2243
02:23:03,169 --> 02:23:05,407
Okay, you do not fall asleep.

2244
02:23:07,348 --> 02:23:09,816
I got a 12 minus 1.

2245
02:23:10,049 --> 02:23:14,309
Okay, you feel like you're falling asleep.

2246
02:23:14,309 --> 02:23:17,509
It's a 14 test.

2247
02:23:18,049 --> 02:23:23,449
And you see Bellum as he's shouting for you to get your ass moving, Vrock.

2248
02:23:23,929 --> 02:23:28,389
He looks woozy and starts to fall over and hits the ground.

2249
02:23:28,768 --> 02:23:33,259
Pour some of that berserker potion in me.

2250
02:23:34,255 --> 02:23:35,207
Mmm.

2251
02:23:35,471 --> 02:23:36,392
Yeah.

2252
02:23:39,741 --> 02:23:40,430
Uhhhh

2253
02:23:40,430 --> 02:23:50,884
the dagger hits the ground again when it's in Bellum's hand and you see the spot it hits,
cracks, and you hear lightning again.

2254
02:23:52,647 --> 02:23:54,189
It is your turn, Vruk.

2255
02:23:54,592 --> 02:23:57,991
Yeah, how come God didn't give me a target when I got the knife?

2256
02:23:58,992 --> 02:23:59,880
Hmm.

2257
02:24:00,881 --> 02:24:02,199
Yeah, I, uh...

2258
02:24:04,583 --> 02:24:11,461
Do I have, like, with my occult herb sense, uh any sense that the Berserker potion would
work?

2259
02:24:13,770 --> 02:24:14,532
Yeah.

2260
02:24:15,303 --> 02:24:15,523
Okay.

2261
02:24:15,523 --> 02:24:15,984
Yeah.

2262
02:24:15,984 --> 02:24:17,805
It's a, it's a powder.

2263
02:24:18,586 --> 02:24:19,347
Yeah.

2264
02:24:19,347 --> 02:24:20,288
Yeah.

2265
02:24:21,089 --> 02:24:22,029
Yeah.

2266
02:24:22,050 --> 02:24:24,152
It's, it's basically magic cocaine.

2267
02:24:24,152 --> 02:24:25,423
Uh, yeah.

2268
02:24:25,423 --> 02:24:34,242
So I, uh, you know, I have a little vial and I just like pour some right in your nose and
I close the other nostril and close your mouth.

2269
02:24:35,765 --> 02:24:42,002
Yeah, it goes up, Bellum, you feel the life come back to you.

2270
02:24:42,304 --> 02:24:44,607
Vrak, that's your turn.

2271
02:24:44,607 --> 02:24:46,429
The dagger's laying on the ground.

2272
02:24:46,429 --> 02:24:51,655
uh We will, well, Bellum, I'll let you take a turn, yeah.

2273
02:24:52,656 --> 02:24:56,580
Uh, can I pick up the knife?

2274
02:24:56,580 --> 02:24:59,062
So there's three things I'd like to do.

2275
02:24:59,062 --> 02:25:03,936
are pick up the knife, resume running, and also whip a sling stone at this guy.

2276
02:25:03,936 --> 02:25:06,648
Uh, how many of those can I do?

2277
02:25:07,023 --> 02:25:13,332
you can pick up the knife and start running or pick up the knife and start swinging your
sling.

2278
02:25:16,851 --> 02:25:19,252
let's get out of this guy's line of sight.

2279
02:25:20,234 --> 02:25:23,276
How hard is it gonna be to get back down the sheer cliff face?

2280
02:25:23,276 --> 02:25:28,120
Otherwise we're gonna run into um every cultist on the way.

2281
02:25:29,199 --> 02:25:43,173
you going back down the side, it's gonna be tricky with speed and then who knows what is
gonna be thrown down at you, but there is the path too that you could take that would have

2282
02:25:43,173 --> 02:25:44,404
taken you up.

2283
02:25:44,548 --> 02:25:47,703
Yeah, but there's eight dudes in that lady on that path.

2284
02:25:49,284 --> 02:25:51,831
Seven, if we burned up that one guy.

2285
02:25:52,624 --> 02:25:53,452
Yeah.

2286
02:25:54,453 --> 02:25:55,481
choices.

2287
02:25:56,790 --> 02:25:58,663
What would your gut tell you, Bellum?

2288
02:25:59,967 --> 02:26:02,695
Okay, run down the path.

2289
02:26:02,695 --> 02:26:09,105
run down the path and maybe we can hop over the side of the path and like skid down the
side of the mountain.

2290
02:26:09,510 --> 02:26:12,305
Yeah, that sounds like a good plan.

2291
02:26:12,305 --> 02:26:15,377
You start taking off, Brock, you see him taking off.

2292
02:26:15,377 --> 02:26:22,190
He gets a room's distance away, which is about 25 feet or so.

2293
02:26:22,551 --> 02:26:25,012
You're still in line of sight at this point though.

2294
02:26:27,131 --> 02:26:29,753
Real quick ah it is getting a little late.

2295
02:26:29,753 --> 02:26:32,934
Do you guys want to call it like 20 minutes?

2296
02:26:34,055 --> 02:26:34,955
Maybe 30.

2297
02:26:34,955 --> 02:26:40,579
I don't know where we are in the in the story Yeah, that's what I thought all right

2298
02:26:42,766 --> 02:26:45,519
Uh, yeah, yeah, I'm good to keep going.

2299
02:26:46,071 --> 02:26:50,908
it's, not that I want this to be the case, but it's Ibram's turn, right?

2300
02:26:50,908 --> 02:26:52,650
Like I use my turn for the snuff.

2301
02:26:52,650 --> 02:26:54,332
Bellum did his thing.

2302
02:26:55,530 --> 02:26:57,022
Yep, yep.

2303
02:26:57,104 --> 02:27:05,603
Yeah, Ibram pulls out a sling of his own and spins it around to you, Vrak, can you give me
any agility?

2304
02:27:06,604 --> 02:27:11,584
That's an 11 with a plus 3, so 14.

2305
02:27:11,664 --> 02:27:12,725
Beautiful.

2306
02:27:12,726 --> 02:27:25,687
Yeah, you see one of those eyeballs fly past your head and he starts bounding toward where
Bellum was running um for his dagger.

2307
02:27:26,990 --> 02:27:28,945
Yeah, I want to fireball him

2308
02:27:29,590 --> 02:27:30,275
Yes.

2309
02:27:30,275 --> 02:27:32,818
Okay.

2310
02:27:34,754 --> 02:27:35,877
Yeah.

2311
02:27:35,877 --> 02:27:38,273
What's the activation again for that?

2312
02:27:40,061 --> 02:27:41,201
Your presence.

2313
02:27:41,201 --> 02:27:44,674
the thing I think so and then I say the thing

2314
02:27:44,674 --> 02:27:46,572
Yeah, you should say the things.

2315
02:27:48,138 --> 02:27:55,853
Palms open the southern gate, knuckles close the northern gate, fingers close the eastern
gate, nails open the western gate.

2316
02:27:56,536 --> 02:27:59,060
From Hell's Heart I stab at the kapow.

2317
02:28:00,875 --> 02:28:05,124
Yeah, give me the presence role to see if the activation goes well.

2318
02:28:05,124 --> 02:28:07,439
I have two omens if need be.

2319
02:28:07,439 --> 02:28:09,024
Can I use one on this?

2320
02:28:09,024 --> 02:28:11,710
Yeah, I got an eight which I'm pretty sure fails.

2321
02:28:12,834 --> 02:28:14,574
You can use your OMEN, yeah.

2322
02:28:15,202 --> 02:28:20,197
an Omen reduces the DR by four and it succeeds, right?

2323
02:28:20,197 --> 02:28:21,727
it succeeds, yeah.

2324
02:28:21,891 --> 02:28:23,293
okay, sweet.

2325
02:28:24,217 --> 02:28:28,846
So then I do the damage with the d8.

2326
02:28:29,851 --> 02:28:30,962
That's an eight.

2327
02:28:31,768 --> 02:28:48,416
Wow, you see Ibram bounding toward Belim and he's running past you and you give him some
lead as you read this scroll aloud and the flames erupt from like your hand and hit him in

2328
02:28:48,416 --> 02:28:49,566
the side.

2329
02:28:49,587 --> 02:28:54,752
Yeah, give me a description of how he's consumed by flames and killed.

2330
02:28:55,420 --> 02:28:59,982
Uh, yeah, so I was picturing him in like robes and maybe like kind of a fancy hat.

2331
02:28:59,982 --> 02:29:09,325
Uh, and I, with my skinned palm hand, I kind of point my hook at him and my hook starts to
glow red as I'm doing the chant.

2332
02:29:09,326 --> 02:29:14,508
And then just like, bam, and like fire shoots out and it's still kind of in the hook
shape.

2333
02:29:14,508 --> 02:29:21,651
Uh, and it just like flies straight at him as this like fiery hook and like digs right
into his back.

2334
02:29:21,651 --> 02:29:25,022
And there's a split second where he kind of jerks like, ah, like

2335
02:29:25,022 --> 02:29:29,435
hands up and maybe stumbles a step and then his robes just erupt in fire.

2336
02:29:30,052 --> 02:29:35,332
Yeah, he falls to the ground screaming in agony as he's consumed by flame.

2337
02:29:35,332 --> 02:29:36,712
He's like, ah!

2338
02:29:37,713 --> 02:29:45,829
Bellum, as you're running, you have the dagger in your hand still, right?

2339
02:29:46,450 --> 02:29:56,036
It gets to a point where you run and it stops midair and you get jerked forward and it
will not move any further.

2340
02:29:56,917 --> 02:29:59,379
And the figure in the sky.

2341
02:30:00,680 --> 02:30:02,177
rings in your head.

2342
02:30:03,977 --> 02:30:06,273
We demand a sacrifice.

2343
02:30:07,616 --> 02:30:12,949
I turn around and start dashing towards ah Ibrahim.

2344
02:30:12,950 --> 02:30:14,170
What's?

2345
02:30:14,851 --> 02:30:15,851
Ibram.

2346
02:30:16,152 --> 02:30:17,283
Is he still alive?

2347
02:30:17,283 --> 02:30:19,284
Ibram?

2348
02:30:19,987 --> 02:30:23,060
screaming and burning.

2349
02:30:23,060 --> 02:30:24,521
can get there in time.

2350
02:30:24,602 --> 02:30:27,957
Also, I got a quibble for you, God.

2351
02:30:27,957 --> 02:30:30,730
Is it really a sacrifice if it's someone I don't know?

2352
02:30:32,898 --> 02:30:33,702
putting that out there.

2353
02:30:33,702 --> 02:30:36,179
I'm gonna go plant this in Abram's chest.

2354
02:30:36,717 --> 02:30:37,553
Yeah.

2355
02:30:37,609 --> 02:30:40,922
You're not really sacrificing anything, but something's dying.

2356
02:30:41,152 --> 02:30:49,498
Yeah, but it seemed to have counted because God said, oh, you can go sacrifice these mooks
instead of your kid, so.

2357
02:30:51,497 --> 02:30:58,809
Yeah, at this point it's a guy I want to kill, I mean, hey, it's a win-win scenario, you
get your dead body and we get this guy killed.

2358
02:30:59,207 --> 02:31:16,260
You mercy kill Ibram and he is on fire as this dagger comes into him and that lightning
like resonance passes through him and splits him in half and one of the halves slops

2359
02:31:16,260 --> 02:31:23,826
around and falls off the side of the mountain and Isaac screams from there.

2360
02:31:23,846 --> 02:31:24,926
He's just like

2361
02:31:26,273 --> 02:31:29,028
Dad, father, father!

2362
02:31:29,028 --> 02:31:32,814
And he's screaming and lashing against his restraints.

2363
02:31:34,276 --> 02:31:37,415
Uh, yeah, I think we leave that kid there.

2364
02:31:37,415 --> 02:31:39,038
Someone will come up and get him.

2365
02:31:40,039 --> 02:31:45,921
Yeah, he seemed like he wanted this whole thing to happen and I don't even really know
which mother he is.

2366
02:31:45,921 --> 02:31:46,652
Hey, you know what?

2367
02:31:46,652 --> 02:31:52,803
For funsies, maybe we could pull a whole Bible and like saw them in half and then each
mother can have the half they want.

2368
02:31:54,864 --> 02:31:55,705
Okay, all right.

2369
02:31:55,705 --> 02:31:57,026
Yeah, let's get out of here.

2370
02:31:58,541 --> 02:32:04,701
Yeah, you take off down the path with the dagger in your hand.

2371
02:32:05,401 --> 02:32:09,301
And you hear, go ahead, yeah.

2372
02:32:09,461 --> 02:32:11,132
Is God still there?

2373
02:32:11,575 --> 02:32:12,847
God's still there watching.

2374
02:32:12,847 --> 02:32:13,649
Yeah.

2375
02:32:13,649 --> 02:32:15,390
Yeah.

2376
02:32:15,712 --> 02:32:16,063
You.

2377
02:32:16,063 --> 02:32:18,899
wanna do like a sorta like what the fuck gesture.

2378
02:32:18,899 --> 02:32:20,030
At God.

2379
02:32:20,077 --> 02:32:20,983
Mm-hmm.

2380
02:32:20,983 --> 02:32:21,834
Yeah.

2381
02:32:22,371 --> 02:32:23,775
You got your show.

2382
02:32:24,967 --> 02:32:28,711
uh problems with authority and blasphemous tattoos.

2383
02:32:29,729 --> 02:32:30,589
Yeah.

2384
02:32:32,151 --> 02:32:32,831
Okay.

2385
02:32:32,831 --> 02:32:33,201
Yeah.

2386
02:32:33,201 --> 02:32:34,272
You do the gesture.

2387
02:32:34,272 --> 02:32:36,553
uh Seems uncaring.

2388
02:32:36,833 --> 02:32:38,534
Standing in the sky.

2389
02:32:38,534 --> 02:32:49,421
um These whirling strange rusted circles and you run down the mountain and just take the
path all the way down.

2390
02:32:50,710 --> 02:32:53,034
Where's the lady and the rest of the cultists?

2391
02:32:53,311 --> 02:32:55,902
at the end of the path.

2392
02:32:56,604 --> 02:32:59,346
And waiting, you see them in the distance.

2393
02:32:59,346 --> 02:33:07,233
They're all supplicated at the bottom of the mountain with the staring up at the strange
eye in the sky.

2394
02:33:08,654 --> 02:33:10,641
ah You think we can just run past them?

2395
02:33:10,641 --> 02:33:12,385
They seem preoccupied.

2396
02:33:12,994 --> 02:33:15,488
I mean we did their sacrifice, so...

2397
02:33:15,488 --> 02:33:17,760
hold the knife like behind my back.

2398
02:33:19,345 --> 02:33:20,287
because I can't see it.

2399
02:33:20,287 --> 02:33:39,135
yeah, yeah as you run into view Vrak you notice that Bellum holding this knife is Glowing
strangely It's like a like a dark obsidian blackness folds the shadows around him and an

2400
02:33:39,135 --> 02:33:45,968
anti glow almost and They noticed that as well and they start

2401
02:33:45,968 --> 02:33:55,537
They start bowing as you guys run up and turn towards you screaming prayers at you as you
run by.

2402
02:33:56,088 --> 02:33:58,187
See, I told you they were cheering us on.

2403
02:33:59,516 --> 02:34:00,432
Yeah.

2404
02:34:01,073 --> 02:34:02,161
don't overthink it.

2405
02:34:02,161 --> 02:34:02,938
Just keep going.

2406
02:34:02,938 --> 02:34:03,784
Go, go, go.

2407
02:34:03,784 --> 02:34:09,837
Yeah, go, go, We, yeah, well, road runner off into the distance.

2408
02:34:09,837 --> 02:34:12,080
Like I don't think we stop running.

2409
02:34:12,777 --> 02:34:15,026
Yeah, where do you stop eventually?

2410
02:34:16,382 --> 02:34:19,042
Does God remain in place?

2411
02:34:19,070 --> 02:34:20,689
Mm-hmm, doesn't follow you.

2412
02:34:20,884 --> 02:34:22,352
Does it go away?

2413
02:34:22,485 --> 02:34:26,825
Yeah, after a while, it slinks back and...

2414
02:34:28,436 --> 02:34:32,368
Probably that's when Bellum stops running.

2415
02:34:32,809 --> 02:34:33,669
Yeah.

2416
02:34:33,797 --> 02:34:38,659
Yeah, I think I'm just following your lead at this point because you seem to know more
about this whole god stuff than I do.

2417
02:34:38,659 --> 02:34:40,188
I'm just, I'm along for the ride.

2418
02:34:40,188 --> 02:34:40,680
got nothing.

2419
02:34:40,680 --> 02:34:42,193
I don't know what that thing is.

2420
02:34:42,517 --> 02:34:45,489
towards a village, towards wilderness.

2421
02:34:45,489 --> 02:34:46,333
you

2422
02:34:46,333 --> 02:34:47,096
Uh.

2423
02:34:49,147 --> 02:34:49,898
village.

2424
02:34:49,898 --> 02:34:59,903
If this knife can make us lots of money, ah well, I don't know, maybe we chop a tree with
the knife and gold pops out and then, uh that's, don't know how this thing gets us money,

2425
02:35:00,164 --> 02:35:02,605
but yeah.

2426
02:35:03,453 --> 02:35:05,339
Yeah, you go to a village.

2427
02:35:06,427 --> 02:35:08,252
Take a night's rest.

2428
02:35:09,992 --> 02:35:14,462
Are we able to stop at the lady, like run past the lady?

2429
02:35:14,462 --> 02:35:15,676
Of course, yeah.

2430
02:35:16,690 --> 02:35:18,450
He's dead, goodbye.

2431
02:35:18,979 --> 02:35:19,790
Yeah.

2432
02:35:20,334 --> 02:35:22,701
Your son's still alive if you want to go get him.

2433
02:35:23,097 --> 02:35:30,848
bows over and over again, slamming her head into the ground as you run by.

2434
02:35:32,732 --> 02:35:34,011
Yeah, okay.

2435
02:35:34,011 --> 02:35:34,405
days.

2436
02:35:34,405 --> 02:35:35,951
These people are weird.

2437
02:35:37,777 --> 02:35:41,957
I mean, I'm not exactly normal, but like, I, you know, I wouldn't do stuff like that.

2438
02:35:41,957 --> 02:35:45,297
You know, I, yeah, it's, ah crap.

2439
02:35:45,297 --> 02:35:47,457
I still got these carvings on my head.

2440
02:35:47,457 --> 02:35:50,409
Well, maybe one of the healing potions will take care of that.

2441
02:35:51,111 --> 02:35:52,101
I so.

2442
02:35:53,022 --> 02:35:53,842
Yeah.

2443
02:35:53,842 --> 02:36:10,567
As a part of a, I guess, uh a epilogue, Bellum, you arrive in civilization and you cannot
stop people from trying to follow you and bow to you.

2444
02:36:11,628 --> 02:36:16,389
You, against your will, have become a father of nations.

2445
02:36:16,905 --> 02:36:21,371
you gather more and more and more people everywhere you go.

2446
02:36:21,371 --> 02:36:24,555
You go into the wilderness to try to escape them.

2447
02:36:24,555 --> 02:36:27,209
People follow and then animals follow.

2448
02:36:27,209 --> 02:36:34,808
You have wolves, deer lying together in your presence.

2449
02:36:35,026 --> 02:36:36,817
I give Rack the knife.

2450
02:36:38,120 --> 02:36:39,540
That's fucked up.

2451
02:36:39,822 --> 02:36:41,903
Bellum is not okay with that.

2452
02:36:42,825 --> 02:36:46,064
Bellum does not- cannot become the authority.

2453
02:36:46,064 --> 02:36:48,444
Yeah, it's kind of your whole not thing.

2454
02:36:48,444 --> 02:36:56,304
It's a real, uh, you know, uh, Paul Atreides, I don't want to be king kind of situation,
but you can't really stop it.

2455
02:36:56,304 --> 02:36:57,627
I don't know what happened.

2456
02:36:57,627 --> 02:36:58,791
him the knife.

2457
02:37:00,703 --> 02:37:03,555
Frack, you can't touch or lift the knife.

2458
02:37:03,635 --> 02:37:06,357
it falls.

2459
02:37:07,158 --> 02:37:08,138
Yeah.

2460
02:37:08,959 --> 02:37:11,333
You're unable to touch it.

2461
02:37:12,900 --> 02:37:14,401
Yeah, I'm okay with that.

2462
02:37:14,401 --> 02:37:15,632
I didn't really want it either.

2463
02:37:15,632 --> 02:37:19,700
I'm not King material.

2464
02:37:19,700 --> 02:37:22,305
I know that about myself.

2465
02:37:22,305 --> 02:37:29,069
I guess it, you know, even if I had like subjects to sit and listen to me ramble all day,
I don't really like that I ramble.

2466
02:37:29,069 --> 02:37:30,630
It's kind of like a stress thing.

2467
02:37:30,630 --> 02:37:31,730
I don't really want to do it.

2468
02:37:31,730 --> 02:37:34,632
And if I had people stuck here that would listen to me all the time.

2469
02:37:35,787 --> 02:37:48,356
Bellum, you realize after a while that in your followers, some say that your nature is
this, others say your nature is that.

2470
02:37:48,937 --> 02:37:50,138
None are quite right.

2471
02:37:50,138 --> 02:37:52,600
None really have a full understanding of you.

2472
02:37:52,600 --> 02:37:58,845
And then they start killing each other because they don't really understand you.

2473
02:38:01,247 --> 02:38:06,572
But you cannot stop this unless you have a creative way to.

2474
02:38:06,802 --> 02:38:08,795
I'm not sure he tried.

2475
02:38:09,268 --> 02:38:10,022
Yeah.

2476
02:38:10,298 --> 02:38:15,435
Hey, uh Bud, what if we take the knife back to the mountain and get someone else to kill
someone?

2477
02:38:15,435 --> 02:38:17,006
And then they have the knife.

2478
02:38:19,472 --> 02:38:21,219
I mean, we got our wealth.

2479
02:38:21,219 --> 02:38:25,482
Why don't we just get rid of this thing and we can give it a shot.

2480
02:38:26,034 --> 02:38:32,078
Yeah, I think we trek back to the mountain with a horde of people.

2481
02:38:32,078 --> 02:38:35,034
Someone's gonna wanna be sacrificed, I'm sure.

2482
02:38:35,923 --> 02:38:36,774
Yeah.

2483
02:38:37,377 --> 02:38:42,239
Yeah, you get to the top of the mountain and raise the knife above.

2484
02:38:42,239 --> 02:38:43,912
Okay.

2485
02:38:43,978 --> 02:38:45,062
Someone else has to raise...

2486
02:38:45,062 --> 02:38:46,003
Fuck!

2487
02:38:46,226 --> 02:38:48,561
Can someone else raise the knife?

2488
02:38:50,856 --> 02:38:53,445
like on a fundamental literal level.

2489
02:38:54,446 --> 02:38:57,282
Like I give it to some guy, like here, hold this.

2490
02:38:57,903 --> 02:38:59,823
Yeah, no one can hold it.

2491
02:39:00,394 --> 02:39:05,986
What uh, about if you kinda hold it up and they do like the baseball and then...

2492
02:39:05,986 --> 02:39:10,782
Yeah, somebody else has their hand on it you let go and it falls into a person.

2493
02:39:10,806 --> 02:39:12,459
try to trick God.

2494
02:39:12,751 --> 02:39:22,854
Yeah, you stand up top this mountain doing strange rituals that are mimicked throughout
the land now by your followers.

2495
02:39:22,854 --> 02:39:25,004
People drop knives into their own feet.

2496
02:39:25,004 --> 02:39:31,506
People try to hold knives up together in a large group and hurt themselves all the time.

2497
02:39:31,506 --> 02:39:40,538
And there's just strange things just around the land as this world's dying even faster
now.

2498
02:39:41,039 --> 02:39:41,939
But.

2499
02:39:42,019 --> 02:39:43,732
You have temples built in your name.

2500
02:39:43,732 --> 02:39:49,710
You have access to gold and riches and men and women and everything in between.

2501
02:39:49,710 --> 02:39:53,376
Your desires can be met no matter what.

2502
02:39:53,376 --> 02:39:55,678
The world is honestly your slave.

2503
02:39:56,970 --> 02:40:01,075
Yeah, except to one desire to not be the person that has all this stuff.

2504
02:40:02,076 --> 02:40:04,737
The Monkey's Paw Curls!

2505
02:40:05,030 --> 02:40:06,050
Is that a monkey's paw?

2506
02:40:06,050 --> 02:40:06,732
I don't know.

2507
02:40:06,732 --> 02:40:07,769
The end.

2508
02:40:07,769 --> 02:40:09,125
yeah.

2509
02:40:09,125 --> 02:40:13,875
what I asked for in a way that makes me completely unable to enjoy it.

2510
02:40:13,875 --> 02:40:15,357
Sure, there you go.

2511
02:40:16,670 --> 02:40:18,269
Yeah, that's excellent.

2512
02:40:18,761 --> 02:40:19,581
Cool.

2513
02:40:20,823 --> 02:40:21,743
Yeah.

2514
02:40:21,844 --> 02:40:24,807
Vrock, do you have a prologue or just hanging out with Bellum?

2515
02:40:24,807 --> 02:40:26,788
Or not a prologue, an epilogue.

2516
02:40:27,458 --> 02:40:30,831
Yeah, I mean, I think I probably just hang out with Bellum.

2517
02:40:32,113 --> 02:40:35,396
but I don't, I don't want like any kind of spotlight.

2518
02:40:35,396 --> 02:40:38,539
It's more like maybe we're drinking buddies or something.

2519
02:40:38,539 --> 02:40:47,107
Uh, and I commiserate with you and maybe after years of this, I kind of learned how to
shut the hell up.

2520
02:40:47,117 --> 02:40:50,981
cause he's the one with the problems and I find some inner peace from that.

2521
02:40:50,981 --> 02:40:52,492
Uh,

2522
02:40:53,353 --> 02:41:06,550
Problem is thus spoke for rock and everyone writes every little thing you say down and
repeats it constantly throughout because you have the era of Bellum and your scripture and

2523
02:41:06,550 --> 02:41:15,385
testaments of Bellum are one of the only books that is rewritten and written over and over
again.

2524
02:41:15,573 --> 02:41:25,970
Okay, well then I think that actually has uh unfortunate feedback for Vrak, because then
he's like, one, he just is hyper verbose and says all this stuff, but then two, because

2525
02:41:25,970 --> 02:41:32,024
he's deceitful and kind of gets a kick out of it, he starts saying really dumb shit just
to see how much people will write down.

2526
02:41:32,024 --> 02:41:38,919
ah Maybe sometimes he tries to like, you know, because he didn't want to see the kid get
killed.

2527
02:41:38,919 --> 02:41:42,091
He doesn't like the people dropping knives in their feet and stuff like that.

2528
02:41:42,091 --> 02:41:43,128
He's, you know.

2529
02:41:43,128 --> 02:41:49,691
I mean, he'll kill a man if there's a good reason, but people just sticking knives in
themselves because of some weird ritual.

2530
02:41:49,852 --> 02:41:52,813
That's just pointless.

2531
02:41:52,813 --> 02:42:00,517
he maybe tries to be like, no, don't with the knives and the dropping in the feet.

2532
02:42:00,678 --> 02:42:04,280
Maybe drop it next to your foot.

2533
02:42:04,280 --> 02:42:09,062
ah And it's like the closer to your foot you get, the closer you are to God.

2534
02:42:09,062 --> 02:42:11,163
But God doesn't want you to hurt your foot.

2535
02:42:11,163 --> 02:42:12,575
ah

2536
02:42:12,575 --> 02:42:21,949
If you make a mistake, then you gotta like give money ah to, I don't know, some kids who
are in trouble or some of it to us.

2537
02:42:22,129 --> 02:42:23,949
But not, you know.

2538
02:42:24,810 --> 02:42:27,871
Yeah, I, yeah.

2539
02:42:28,732 --> 02:42:30,902
And then you also have to fuck off for a week.

2540
02:42:30,902 --> 02:42:33,203
That's how, more than a week, a year.

2541
02:42:33,203 --> 02:42:36,295
After you donate money to us, you have to go away for at least a year.

2542
02:42:36,295 --> 02:42:40,126
So thus spake Vrak, leave us the fuck alone.

2543
02:42:40,135 --> 02:42:45,450
Yeah, and Vrak's verbose like scripture is so confusing and archaic.

2544
02:42:45,450 --> 02:42:58,704
There are colleges and universities that devote their entire study to understanding and
unpacking what Vrak has said, and they translate it into other languages and miss stuff,

2545
02:42:58,704 --> 02:43:04,289
and they try to retranslate it, and those are the testaments of Vrak.

2546
02:43:05,304 --> 02:43:08,266
people making themselves hook hands, is that.

2547
02:43:10,085 --> 02:43:12,250
In the monasteries, absolutely.

2548
02:43:12,440 --> 02:43:13,320
Yeah.

2549
02:43:15,268 --> 02:43:17,153
Yeah, that's that's pretty sick.

2550
02:43:18,580 --> 02:43:19,431
For real life.

2551
02:43:19,431 --> 02:43:19,944
then