1 00:00:00,300 --> 00:00:02,302 Hey, everybody, quick programing note. 2 00:00:02,302 --> 00:00:06,206 As they used to say in the biz, I was lucky enough to brew a collaboration 3 00:00:06,206 --> 00:00:08,908 beer with Monica over at petals and pints brewing. 4 00:00:08,942 --> 00:00:10,610 Thousand Oaks, California. 5 00:00:10,610 --> 00:00:13,380 I will talk more about that next week on the show. 6 00:00:13,413 --> 00:00:18,418 But for now, make sure you mark your calendars for Friday, January 13th. 7 00:00:18,451 --> 00:00:23,656 We're going to be doing a live podcast that evening to celebrate the release 8 00:00:24,090 --> 00:00:25,792 of our collaboration Beer. 9 00:00:25,792 --> 00:00:28,628 We will also find out about Monica, her background. 10 00:00:28,628 --> 00:00:29,629 You know, she just took over 11 00:00:29,629 --> 00:00:33,333 the reins as head brewer in March and has been killing it ever since. 12 00:00:33,767 --> 00:00:36,636 So mark your calendars Friday, January 13th. 13 00:00:36,903 --> 00:00:40,840 The Big Craft Beer Republic Panels and Pints Collab Release. 14 00:00:41,207 --> 00:00:44,811 It's going to be a fun night and we are so excited to share that beer. 15 00:00:45,145 --> 00:00:48,748 Come back next week for more details on the beer and the party. 16 00:00:49,549 --> 00:00:50,750 But for now, enjoy. 17 00:00:50,750 --> 00:00:59,526 Batch 335. 18 00:01:02,695 --> 00:01:05,732 Welcome in everybody is the Craft Beer Republic. 19 00:01:05,732 --> 00:01:07,434 Thanks for drinking. 20 00:01:07,434 --> 00:01:08,401 Thanks for joining. 21 00:01:08,401 --> 00:01:09,636 I'm Greg. 22 00:01:09,636 --> 00:01:13,940 I'm being joined by what are you, some smoking cowboy over there on. 23 00:01:13,940 --> 00:01:17,210 The block with that chalice motherfucker on the side of the Mississippi? 24 00:01:17,410 --> 00:01:19,746 You're smoking a piece of hay or something? It was very. 25 00:01:19,779 --> 00:01:24,417 Yeah, just like the truck commercial and cigarets and. 26 00:01:24,417 --> 00:01:26,052 Yeah. Tongue jobber. 27 00:01:26,052 --> 00:01:27,020 It's a whole thing. 28 00:01:27,020 --> 00:01:29,089 Right? Well, that's flex over there. 29 00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:33,059 And we're also being joined in person by the CEO, founder 30 00:01:33,059 --> 00:01:37,130 and president of Deb's Dexcom Deb. 31 00:01:37,564 --> 00:01:39,299 New York Stock com. 32 00:01:39,299 --> 00:01:41,334 Fucking celebrity. 33 00:01:41,334 --> 00:01:46,172 We did look it up between the shows and Deb's Dexcom is currently available 34 00:01:46,206 --> 00:01:49,509 hopefully by the time this airs it will be owned by Deb. 35 00:01:49,509 --> 00:01:51,444 What did they say they wanted for it? 36 00:01:51,444 --> 00:01:53,680 If you do two years, the first years, only a penny. 37 00:01:53,680 --> 00:01:57,750 And I think it came out to like 1997 or something for the two years. 38 00:01:57,750 --> 00:02:00,220 Somebody good hear me? Yes. I made 20 bucks and. 39 00:02:00,220 --> 00:02:05,158 I will send you $19.97 for you to buy that if you will do something with that. 40 00:02:05,492 --> 00:02:06,693 Doug, come, please. 41 00:02:06,693 --> 00:02:08,761 We got to make it happen. Yes, Deb, stick that. 42 00:02:08,761 --> 00:02:13,600 Got everybody look coming soon in the new year. 43 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:17,270 Follow us on the socials at craft beer republic at flex me a beer 44 00:02:17,270 --> 00:02:22,609 underscores in between and of course at one hop mess no spaces or underscores 45 00:02:23,042 --> 00:02:26,446 and hashtag shows your beers when you're on those socials. 46 00:02:26,613 --> 00:02:27,714 Chartreuse a lot of. 47 00:02:27,714 --> 00:02:32,919 Asses Jesus Christ and promo code unfiltered when you're on the old tavern. 48 00:02:32,919 --> 00:02:34,921 All right. This is basically our Christmas episode. 49 00:02:35,922 --> 00:02:37,190 Merry Christmas. 50 00:02:37,190 --> 00:02:39,292 Yeah. Merry Christmas. Everybody. Wow. 51 00:02:39,292 --> 00:02:45,732 It means we will be dropping the Yule log tonight because we must classic. 52 00:02:46,466 --> 00:02:48,334 It's classic. It's classic. 53 00:02:48,334 --> 00:02:50,803 We've also got a ludicrous libation loss and booze news. 54 00:02:50,803 --> 00:02:53,373 We got another list for flex over there. 55 00:02:53,373 --> 00:02:54,641 I love lists. 56 00:02:54,641 --> 00:02:55,642 I know. I know. 57 00:02:55,642 --> 00:03:00,413 You must be so hard tonight on the list, but before we get any further, 58 00:03:01,080 --> 00:03:10,023 let's get into some hydration over here. 59 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:16,196 Let's let's be cracking airplay. 60 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:21,034 This. 61 00:03:21,034 --> 00:03:22,702 Oh, yep. I was right 62 00:03:23,970 --> 00:03:26,673 because it is the holiday season 63 00:03:26,673 --> 00:03:30,510 and my former favorite Christmas beer sold the fuck out. 64 00:03:30,743 --> 00:03:31,711 We were drinking my second 65 00:03:31,711 --> 00:03:35,515 favorite Christmas beer and that is Sierra Nevadas celebration. 66 00:03:35,515 --> 00:03:37,217 Fresh Hot IPA. 67 00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:41,054 Of course, the 2022 edition 6.8% 68 00:03:41,054 --> 00:03:44,190 has 65 abuse and a398. 69 00:03:44,190 --> 00:03:49,662 And on tap, they say once we pick fresh hops, the clock starts, starts ticking. 70 00:03:50,096 --> 00:03:54,000 Each year we visit the Pacific Northwest to hand select the best cascade and 71 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:58,371 centennial hops, raised the harvest home and brew immediately to capture 72 00:03:58,371 --> 00:04:01,941 citrus pine and floral notes at their absolute peak 73 00:04:02,308 --> 00:04:05,511 aromas and flavors for the perfect winter beer. 74 00:04:05,678 --> 00:04:09,082 It's a magical time at the brewery has been for 40 years now. 75 00:04:09,382 --> 00:04:10,183 What I brewers 76 00:04:11,417 --> 00:04:12,252 think though 77 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:15,655 when our brewers huddle around the fermentation tanks toasting the start 78 00:04:15,655 --> 00:04:19,792 of a special season with the holiday beer in hand wrapped in red, consider 79 00:04:19,792 --> 00:04:25,131 celebration IPA a true Christmas IPA, your first present of the holidays. 80 00:04:25,231 --> 00:04:28,601 And of course they use Cascade Centennial and Chinook hops. 81 00:04:29,402 --> 00:04:33,006 Which none of those were on last week's best hops. 82 00:04:33,773 --> 00:04:36,242 I believe you are correct about that. 83 00:04:36,242 --> 00:04:38,311 These are some old school hops. 84 00:04:38,311 --> 00:04:40,680 They bring out the dank and the pine. 85 00:04:40,680 --> 00:04:43,416 I was going to say it's it's that piney. 86 00:04:43,416 --> 00:04:47,687 But there's also like a little subtle citrus. 87 00:04:48,788 --> 00:04:50,523 Yes. Like a little orange. 88 00:04:50,523 --> 00:04:52,592 Especially on the tail in. Yeah, yeah. 89 00:04:52,859 --> 00:04:54,594 Schnoz is a little light for me. 90 00:04:54,594 --> 00:04:57,063 You get a little bit of the the resin coming through, 91 00:04:57,063 --> 00:04:59,499 but it really picks up on the tongue jabber 92 00:05:00,500 --> 00:05:02,101 starts off very old school 93 00:05:02,101 --> 00:05:05,972 with a lot of malt and then followed closely behind with some pine. 94 00:05:05,972 --> 00:05:07,874 And then, like you were saying, some citrus. 95 00:05:07,874 --> 00:05:11,110 Isn't that always kind of exciting when it's a little empty on the nose 96 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:12,078 and then when 97 00:05:12,078 --> 00:05:15,648 you get it in your mouth whole, then it's just like explodes with flavor. 98 00:05:15,815 --> 00:05:18,384 Yeah. Like, wow, I did not see that coming. 99 00:05:18,751 --> 00:05:21,454 I, you know, I've never thought about that way of being exciting 100 00:05:21,454 --> 00:05:24,123 because you can't smell anything, but, uh, now I. 101 00:05:24,123 --> 00:05:25,291 Oh, really? I know. 102 00:05:25,291 --> 00:05:27,026 I think that's always super exciting. 103 00:05:27,026 --> 00:05:29,829 It's like, you know, it's just like food, and you smell food. 104 00:05:30,063 --> 00:05:32,031 If it smells good, you're, like, expecting it. 105 00:05:32,031 --> 00:05:35,835 Expecting it to taste super good, that you don't really smell anything. 106 00:05:35,835 --> 00:05:37,570 You just kind of go, right, that's bland. 107 00:05:37,570 --> 00:05:39,972 So and with beer, when you pour it out, 108 00:05:39,972 --> 00:05:42,942 you can't really you don't get too many notes out of it. 109 00:05:42,975 --> 00:05:44,277 You don't smell too much. 110 00:05:44,277 --> 00:05:48,114 And then when you get in your mouth, it's just like, bam, you know, it's like, wow. 111 00:05:48,414 --> 00:05:49,382 You got an emerald? 112 00:05:49,382 --> 00:05:52,352 Yeah, it's really good stuff. 113 00:05:53,319 --> 00:05:54,721 Fucking legacy over here. 114 00:05:54,721 --> 00:05:56,556 So I'm just so excited I. 115 00:05:56,556 --> 00:05:58,691 Can see. It. 116 00:05:58,691 --> 00:05:58,958 Yeah. 117 00:05:58,958 --> 00:06:00,426 And, you know, I never thought about that way, 118 00:06:00,426 --> 00:06:04,230 but I will from now on, instead of being disappointed at a lack of aroma, 119 00:06:04,230 --> 00:06:07,300 I'm going to get excited because it means the beer is a mystery 120 00:06:07,533 --> 00:06:10,570 and the palate has been unwritten or something. 121 00:06:10,570 --> 00:06:12,805 That's fucking deep. Yeah. 122 00:06:12,805 --> 00:06:13,940 The future is what you make it. 123 00:06:13,940 --> 00:06:17,310 Marty, that was my heart's crying right now. 124 00:06:17,310 --> 00:06:18,544 That was. That was beautiful. 125 00:06:18,544 --> 00:06:19,379 Mm hmm. 126 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:20,113 So deep. Put. 127 00:06:20,113 --> 00:06:24,083 You asked to sleep. 128 00:06:24,083 --> 00:06:25,818 Oh, merry Christmas. 129 00:06:25,818 --> 00:06:26,853 Indeed. 130 00:06:26,886 --> 00:06:27,620 Right back. 131 00:06:27,620 --> 00:06:30,056 To a festive skin group of people. Here. 132 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:31,090 Merry festive. 133 00:06:31,090 --> 00:06:33,526 I'm curious. Fuck the academic. 134 00:06:34,360 --> 00:06:36,662 Speaking of Christmas, we all went to Friends Mis 135 00:06:36,662 --> 00:06:40,733 over the weekend at Nick and Kohli's house because it's fun. 136 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:45,872 Yeah, we we all brought some foods and had a little, you know, festive dinner. 137 00:06:46,305 --> 00:06:49,442 And the main point of the night was to crack open 138 00:06:49,442 --> 00:06:51,944 a vertical of Black Tuesday from the brewery. 139 00:06:51,944 --> 00:06:54,781 I believe we went from 15 to 22. 140 00:06:54,781 --> 00:06:58,151 14, 14 to 22. Yeah, 14. All balls. 141 00:06:58,151 --> 00:06:59,485 Yeah. Yeah. 142 00:06:59,485 --> 00:07:02,855 And there was literally one bottle per person. 143 00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:04,624 We need more people. At the. 144 00:07:04,624 --> 00:07:08,027 Least crazy because we all, you know, Nicole 145 00:07:08,060 --> 00:07:12,131 and Nick and Greg and everybody were pouring them into glasses 146 00:07:12,465 --> 00:07:15,535 and each little cup had the year written on it. 147 00:07:15,935 --> 00:07:18,337 And so we had what was it, nine. 148 00:07:18,404 --> 00:07:20,139 Yeah, nine cups or whatever. 149 00:07:20,139 --> 00:07:21,841 And there were. Nine people. And, 150 00:07:23,042 --> 00:07:25,945 and so you're like trying to pace yourself 151 00:07:25,945 --> 00:07:28,214 because you want to make sure that you taste each one. 152 00:07:28,214 --> 00:07:30,850 You're really like, Yeah, you know, so you. 153 00:07:30,917 --> 00:07:33,119 Like one or two sips of each one, yeah. 154 00:07:33,152 --> 00:07:37,190 Don So I could get like the full not super fucked up version of all the beer. 155 00:07:37,190 --> 00:07:38,124 Exactly. 156 00:07:38,124 --> 00:07:44,130 And so I think what happened is everybody started out conservative doing that. 157 00:07:44,730 --> 00:07:47,867 And then once everyone got to 20, 22, 158 00:07:48,100 --> 00:07:52,839 then all fucking bets were off it was, it was like bedlam. 159 00:07:52,839 --> 00:07:54,240 It was like. 160 00:07:54,841 --> 00:07:56,242 I did it both ways. 161 00:07:56,242 --> 00:08:00,213 So I started, you know, at 14, made my way up to the top, and then I reversed it, 162 00:08:00,580 --> 00:08:03,382 taking only a couple of sips because I had formed opinions. 163 00:08:03,382 --> 00:08:05,651 I had formed that that 16 was my favorite. 164 00:08:06,085 --> 00:08:07,620 And so I was like, Well, I want to go backwards 165 00:08:07,620 --> 00:08:09,388 now and see if 16 is still my favorite. 166 00:08:09,388 --> 00:08:10,823 And it was. Yeah. 167 00:08:10,823 --> 00:08:12,692 And then all bets were yeah. 168 00:08:12,692 --> 00:08:14,794 So yeah, I don't know about you guys. 169 00:08:14,794 --> 00:08:19,699 I got nice and shitter that night beforehand because this is what you do 170 00:08:19,699 --> 00:08:24,103 when you're going to drink a bunch of barrel aged 20% beers. 171 00:08:24,770 --> 00:08:27,540 We start off the day we woke up early, our plans got canceled, 172 00:08:27,540 --> 00:08:30,443 we went to breakfast, had mimosas, then we didn't want the party stops. 173 00:08:30,443 --> 00:08:33,813 So we went and picked up champagne, came home, drink tuma bottles of champagne. 174 00:08:34,413 --> 00:08:37,950 Then we showed up to Nicole, his house, and Brian 175 00:08:37,950 --> 00:08:39,785 and Nick and I were hitting the keg greater. 176 00:08:39,785 --> 00:08:41,287 I think I had four 177 00:08:42,455 --> 00:08:43,990 is maybe five. 178 00:08:43,990 --> 00:08:45,157 I'm thinking it's four. 179 00:08:45,157 --> 00:08:47,527 And then it was time for the tasting 180 00:08:48,060 --> 00:08:50,930 and these are 750 mils, right? 181 00:08:50,930 --> 00:08:52,832 The bottles. Yeah, they're big bottles. 182 00:08:52,832 --> 00:08:54,467 And after we split them evenly 183 00:08:54,467 --> 00:08:58,204 throughout these nine glasses, there were still almost half of each bottle left. 184 00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:02,575 So there were actually eight sets poured because. 185 00:09:02,575 --> 00:09:05,545 When. Chris and Tabby shared. Ryan Yeah. 186 00:09:06,112 --> 00:09:08,281 So there was actually more than one bottle. 187 00:09:08,281 --> 00:09:08,848 That's true. 188 00:09:08,848 --> 00:09:11,584 Technically. Person Technically. Yeah. Yeah. 189 00:09:12,118 --> 00:09:16,188 And I'm sure I had at least two bottles worth because I did basically. 190 00:09:16,188 --> 00:09:20,159 You said I, I made my way through and then it was like, well, I don't like, 191 00:09:20,226 --> 00:09:21,594 you know, 19 them or four. 192 00:09:21,594 --> 00:09:23,429 I forget what it was like. I don't like 19 them. 193 00:09:23,429 --> 00:09:25,431 Everybody hated 2020. Go figure. 194 00:09:25,431 --> 00:09:28,501 Yeah, 2020 tasted like covered. 195 00:09:28,501 --> 00:09:31,103 Just just pounded them. And then I was like, now pour me more. 196 00:09:31,137 --> 00:09:33,806 Okay, I'll take a little. I don't know how much. At one point 197 00:09:34,774 --> 00:09:36,609 I just blacked out and I don't remember. 198 00:09:36,609 --> 00:09:39,045 I was up for at least 3 hours. I don't remember it. 199 00:09:39,512 --> 00:09:41,681 There are pictures of Nick sleeping on my phone. 200 00:09:42,315 --> 00:09:45,751 Apparently, Nicole and I had a lovely conversation 201 00:09:45,751 --> 00:09:48,454 in the in the kitchen for like an hour and a half 202 00:09:48,788 --> 00:09:51,090 that I have no recollection of. 203 00:09:51,624 --> 00:09:54,961 I remember talking to her, standing in the kitchen, talking to her. 204 00:09:55,328 --> 00:09:56,295 I couldn't tell you what we were talking. 205 00:09:56,295 --> 00:09:57,863 You remember us leaving? 206 00:09:57,863 --> 00:09:59,999 Sort of. I remember you guys called your Uber. 207 00:10:00,232 --> 00:10:03,769 And I remember initially Nick saying, you guys, like stay in the trailer. 208 00:10:03,769 --> 00:10:05,972 He really wanted to stay in that fucking trailer. 209 00:10:06,005 --> 00:10:07,573 You really comfortable? 210 00:10:07,573 --> 00:10:09,842 Next time we're absolutely going to take them up on that. 211 00:10:09,875 --> 00:10:12,144 You should. It is a comfortable bed in there. 212 00:10:12,345 --> 00:10:13,145 I didn't know that. 213 00:10:13,145 --> 00:10:16,082 Like as you were walking out, though, he was like, Oh, no, you got to stay. 214 00:10:16,082 --> 00:10:16,882 I didn't know about that. 215 00:10:16,882 --> 00:10:19,418 You were like literally getting into the Uber and it's like, 216 00:10:19,518 --> 00:10:22,188 Why aren't you guys staying? Because my Uber is here. 217 00:10:22,321 --> 00:10:24,323 You guys, were you the first ones to leave? 218 00:10:24,323 --> 00:10:25,791 Yeah, I think so. Yes, we were. 219 00:10:25,791 --> 00:10:29,362 Okay, that makes sense, because I don't remember the others leaving. 220 00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:30,663 And you were. 221 00:10:30,663 --> 00:10:33,566 I was like, oh, Greg is feeling good right now. 222 00:10:33,566 --> 00:10:35,401 When I left, like, I knew. 223 00:10:35,401 --> 00:10:37,770 What they being shitty? No, but you were just. 224 00:10:37,770 --> 00:10:38,838 You were. You were. 225 00:10:38,838 --> 00:10:40,773 You were pretty good. You were like real happy. 226 00:10:40,773 --> 00:10:41,474 You were like, I'm. 227 00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:43,209 A drunk, which thank God, 228 00:10:43,209 --> 00:10:46,112 because I never remember what happens when I get that drunk. 229 00:10:46,512 --> 00:10:49,548 Luckily I'm a happy drunk, so I'm not like, Hey, fuck you, man, 230 00:10:50,182 --> 00:10:51,784 let's go outside and fight. 231 00:10:51,784 --> 00:10:55,955 Like, that's not me, which is I'm hashtag blessed 232 00:10:55,955 --> 00:10:59,091 that I don't feel like fighting every time I get shitty. 233 00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:01,661 But it was a good time. 234 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,596 I had a good I had a very good time. 235 00:11:03,596 --> 00:11:09,201 I was, I think, nervous about the quantity 236 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:13,172 of alcohol and ABV of the alcohol should have been there. 237 00:11:13,439 --> 00:11:16,242 So I actually when I got there and Callie was like, 238 00:11:16,242 --> 00:11:18,577 here, have a glass of wine or let me get you a beer. 239 00:11:18,811 --> 00:11:21,080 And I was like, No, I'm going to wait. 240 00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:24,583 And then I and she ended up busting out a bottle of Martinelli's 241 00:11:24,917 --> 00:11:28,788 apple cider that they had for somebody kid or something that didn't come hang out. 242 00:11:28,888 --> 00:11:30,056 I was like, Why is Deb drinking? 243 00:11:30,056 --> 00:11:33,859 MARTIN And so I ended up drinking like two thirds a bottle of Martinelli's 244 00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:36,962 for like over the course of, like two or 3 hours 245 00:11:36,962 --> 00:11:39,598 while we waited for dinner and then to do the tasting. 246 00:11:39,598 --> 00:11:44,103 So even though I drink all of that Black Tuesday, I was barely rocking a buzz 247 00:11:44,103 --> 00:11:47,940 when we left because I was drinking a lot of water and I ate, 248 00:11:48,240 --> 00:11:51,544 you know, enough and I ate a lot of bread, too, you know? So 249 00:11:52,745 --> 00:11:54,146 because I've had an issue lately 250 00:11:54,146 --> 00:11:57,216 and I don't know if it's because I'm, you know, I'm going to be 39. 251 00:11:57,883 --> 00:12:00,586 And I think like as I'm approaching 40, 252 00:12:00,586 --> 00:12:04,924 the quality of my hangovers have changed. 253 00:12:04,924 --> 00:12:06,525 I, I. Barely. 254 00:12:06,525 --> 00:12:09,261 That's yeah. Sunday was. You turn. 255 00:12:09,929 --> 00:12:12,631 Yeah. Sunday was a total loss for me. 256 00:12:12,698 --> 00:12:13,199 Yeah. 257 00:12:13,199 --> 00:12:17,269 And see I got up, took a couple of Advil, glass of water, felt 258 00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:19,205 pretty damn fine for the whole day. 259 00:12:19,205 --> 00:12:21,440 I'm lucky I slept till almost 11. 260 00:12:21,874 --> 00:12:23,242 Which never happened though. 261 00:12:23,242 --> 00:12:23,476 Good bye. 262 00:12:23,476 --> 00:12:28,848 1045 Oh, like, holy fuck, it's 1045 it like well you're up till 330 263 00:12:28,881 --> 00:12:30,449 was like I was. 264 00:12:31,684 --> 00:12:33,686 Well hot damn. 265 00:12:34,220 --> 00:12:36,555 And then luckily eight right away. 266 00:12:36,555 --> 00:12:39,391 So that helped a little bit and I start to get worse again. 267 00:12:39,391 --> 00:12:41,627 And then we made breakfast, so it got a little bit better. 268 00:12:41,627 --> 00:12:42,294 Wait, you. 269 00:12:42,294 --> 00:12:43,596 Wake up at 11. 270 00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:45,931 What time did you eat breakfast? 271 00:12:45,931 --> 00:12:46,932 1230. 272 00:12:47,133 --> 00:12:48,934 I had a little snack right away. 273 00:12:48,934 --> 00:12:50,035 And then that. Was. 274 00:12:50,035 --> 00:12:53,038 Is that brunch or is that just lunch? Not when you woke up at 11. 275 00:12:53,038 --> 00:12:53,906 It's fucking breakfast. 276 00:12:53,906 --> 00:12:57,343 No, it's still 1230 up. 277 00:12:57,443 --> 00:12:59,645 I don't even know. For an hour and a half hashtag breakfast. 278 00:12:59,645 --> 00:13:00,579 I'm with flex on this. 279 00:13:00,579 --> 00:13:04,950 I feel like if you eat it after noon, if it's now, it's after noon. 280 00:13:04,984 --> 00:13:06,152 Yeah, that's brunch. 281 00:13:06,152 --> 00:13:08,320 I know, but it was to me it was breakfast. 282 00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:11,357 The day was young. And then we stayed over. 283 00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:13,459 We stayed over at college, Nick's house. 284 00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:17,396 So the next morning we started watching football and made breakfast, all that. 285 00:13:17,396 --> 00:13:18,631 Then he goes, Do you want a mimosa? 286 00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:20,966 I was like, Well, let's see if it writes the ship. 287 00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:23,702 It did not. Oh, no. Yeah. 288 00:13:24,303 --> 00:13:25,538 It just made my headache worse. 289 00:13:25,538 --> 00:13:29,942 So I stopped drinking and came home finally and just took one of those gummies 290 00:13:29,942 --> 00:13:31,277 and fell asleep. 291 00:13:31,277 --> 00:13:33,412 Yeah, yeah. But Saturday was fun. 292 00:13:33,746 --> 00:13:34,814 Saturday was fun. 293 00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,148 Yeah. It's awesome. 294 00:13:36,148 --> 00:13:37,483 Good. Everything we just tell it. 295 00:13:37,483 --> 00:13:39,952 Deb, you said you drink a lot of water and he felt good. 296 00:13:40,352 --> 00:13:40,853 I don't. 297 00:13:40,853 --> 00:13:44,490 I don't believe in drinking water before 298 00:13:44,857 --> 00:13:48,928 or while you're drinking because I feel like shit no matter what. 299 00:13:48,994 --> 00:13:49,595 Really. 300 00:13:49,595 --> 00:13:51,564 Have you tried drinking water before? During? 301 00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:53,666 Oh, yes, 100%. 302 00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:57,369 And every time I've done it, it's made like zero difference. 303 00:13:57,736 --> 00:13:59,138 I just have to pee more. 304 00:14:00,306 --> 00:14:02,474 So to tell you, this was the first time I did it. 305 00:14:02,474 --> 00:14:03,042 I've never. 306 00:14:03,042 --> 00:14:07,179 I'm always really, really I'm in general very bad at drinking water. 307 00:14:07,413 --> 00:14:07,980 I am. 308 00:14:07,980 --> 00:14:12,318 I drink coffee until I'm off of work and then I switch to booze. 309 00:14:12,785 --> 00:14:13,085 Right. 310 00:14:13,085 --> 00:14:18,490 And then maybe occasionally I might crack an energy drink there, you know, two. 311 00:14:18,490 --> 00:14:20,526 Major. Groups for your booze. Right? Yeah. 312 00:14:20,559 --> 00:14:23,028 So I never I'm not good about that. 313 00:14:23,028 --> 00:14:27,333 But I was determined to not not enjoy drinking. 314 00:14:27,333 --> 00:14:30,035 It was. Big. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. 315 00:14:30,436 --> 00:14:32,972 It's smart the few times it's like studying, like, you know, 316 00:14:32,972 --> 00:14:34,740 you should do it and you know, you get good results 317 00:14:34,740 --> 00:14:37,776 when you do it, but you just don't want to do it every time like that. 318 00:14:37,776 --> 00:14:41,247 I have a liquid I v before we drink and then water while we're drinking 319 00:14:41,247 --> 00:14:43,082 and then like a liquid i v when I go to bed 320 00:14:43,082 --> 00:14:47,019 I always feel so much better the next day, contrary to what flex's. 321 00:14:47,019 --> 00:14:49,555 But this time I was really bad about drinking water 322 00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:52,091 and I was really bad about pre gaming the entire fucking day. 323 00:14:52,391 --> 00:14:53,592 Like amateur. 324 00:14:53,592 --> 00:14:54,126 Yeah. Yeah. 325 00:14:54,126 --> 00:14:57,763 I mean, you had what, two and a half, three bottles of champagne? 326 00:14:57,997 --> 00:14:58,998 At least two and a half. 327 00:14:58,998 --> 00:15:00,766 That's crazy. Well, I mean, shared. 328 00:15:00,766 --> 00:15:04,003 So, you know, a bottle of champagne itself still. 329 00:15:04,270 --> 00:15:04,703 Yeah. 330 00:15:04,703 --> 00:15:08,807 And then a bunch of divas and a bunch of Black Tuesdays. 331 00:15:09,008 --> 00:15:11,510 And I had the Martinelli's sugar. 332 00:15:11,510 --> 00:15:12,544 I should've had bread. 333 00:15:12,544 --> 00:15:15,347 Like we all know I don't need bread, but I should have fucking had some bread. 334 00:15:15,347 --> 00:15:17,750 Or when in doubt, sparkling apple cider. 335 00:15:18,050 --> 00:15:19,952 Oh she brings it every year the is good. 336 00:15:19,952 --> 00:15:21,720 Beer bread but. The butter. 337 00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:23,088 Holy shit that butter. 338 00:15:23,088 --> 00:15:25,324 It was like a cinnamon butter and sugar. 339 00:15:25,324 --> 00:15:28,994 But she makes bread out of beer so she did an 805 bread. 340 00:15:29,228 --> 00:15:29,962 Type. 341 00:15:30,296 --> 00:15:30,562 Music. 342 00:15:30,562 --> 00:15:33,499 She does 1805 and one stout Guinness. 343 00:15:33,499 --> 00:15:37,002 Guinness this year she just did to it or five because I guess they go over better. 344 00:15:37,002 --> 00:15:37,836 I don't know. 345 00:15:38,270 --> 00:15:39,838 So that sounds about right to me. 346 00:15:39,838 --> 00:15:41,540 Yeah, exactly right. It's 347 00:15:42,541 --> 00:15:43,776 not liquid. 348 00:15:44,243 --> 00:15:47,279 And then she did this like cinnamon sugar, butter and it just. 349 00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:48,781 Oh, it's so good. 350 00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:49,648 So, so good. 351 00:15:49,648 --> 00:15:50,182 So awesome. 352 00:15:50,182 --> 00:15:53,385 Sounds like Texas Roadhouse. 353 00:15:53,385 --> 00:15:54,286 Okay. 354 00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:56,922 Yeah. No, lost on me. 355 00:15:57,089 --> 00:15:59,692 No, you don't have that chain out there. No, no, no. 356 00:15:59,892 --> 00:16:00,693 Well, never mind. 357 00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:03,462 They do a sentiment. Cinnamon butter at that, right? Oh, okay. 358 00:16:03,562 --> 00:16:05,297 Here's where she got inspired. 359 00:16:05,297 --> 00:16:08,534 So, you know, it's good times thanks to to call in Nick for having us all over 360 00:16:08,534 --> 00:16:12,538 and sharing nine years of fucking Black Tuesdays with us. 361 00:16:12,538 --> 00:16:13,505 That was as good time. 362 00:16:13,505 --> 00:16:14,940 You guys have a pretty good lineup, too, right? 363 00:16:14,940 --> 00:16:19,111 We have like six or seven of them 364 00:16:19,111 --> 00:16:22,881 because when COVID happened, we canceled our membership with them. 365 00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:26,418 So I don't I think we have 14 through nine teen 366 00:16:26,752 --> 00:16:29,655 and maybe we were gifted at 2020. 367 00:16:30,122 --> 00:16:31,724 So that's the one you don't need. 368 00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:34,727 And that one was the one that was universally everyone at the table 369 00:16:34,727 --> 00:16:40,299 agreed that one was the worst and I think everyone liked the 2016 the most. 370 00:16:40,632 --> 00:16:43,836 Yeah, I was the only one who really liked the 2014. 371 00:16:44,103 --> 00:16:47,239 It was that it was a lot sweeter than all of the other ones. 372 00:16:47,239 --> 00:16:50,142 Yeah, it's definitely a little raisin and syrupy. 373 00:16:50,142 --> 00:16:50,876 Yeah. 374 00:16:50,976 --> 00:16:53,078 I think 22 is really good too. 375 00:16:53,312 --> 00:16:55,280 22 is surprisingly good. Yeah. 376 00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:57,549 For not being able to sit very long. Yeah. 377 00:16:57,750 --> 00:16:59,585 So yeah. Good times. Year. 378 00:16:59,585 --> 00:17:00,953 From what I can remember. 379 00:17:00,953 --> 00:17:01,353 What else. 380 00:17:01,353 --> 00:17:06,892 Oh like I said it is Christmas time and Christmas time on the show. 381 00:17:06,892 --> 00:17:09,695 I've done this for every podcast we've ever done. 382 00:17:10,662 --> 00:17:12,297 We have to do the dropping of the Yule log. 383 00:17:12,297 --> 00:17:13,332 And for those 384 00:17:13,332 --> 00:17:16,268 that are from Southern California, you'll remember the name Mark and Brian. 385 00:17:16,602 --> 00:17:17,970 Yes, this my fair. 386 00:17:17,970 --> 00:17:19,938 I grew up on Mark and Bryan. 387 00:17:19,938 --> 00:17:20,973 So sad they're gone. 388 00:17:20,973 --> 00:17:23,308 I still listen to Mark on his podcast with his wife 389 00:17:23,308 --> 00:17:26,111 sometimes and he just dropped a book that I'm excited to get. 390 00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:28,647 Audio book I don't read anyways. 391 00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:32,384 They always did the dropping of the Yule log every Christmas and it 392 00:17:32,584 --> 00:17:34,420 signified the beginning of Christmas. 393 00:17:34,420 --> 00:17:37,890 And I carried on. He found Mark found it. 394 00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:41,727 I think it was Mark found it in a like a thrift shop as I get 395 00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:46,165 old cassette tape is a Disney cassette tape from like who knows how long ago 396 00:17:46,598 --> 00:17:48,434 and he picked it up because he was looking for bits 397 00:17:48,434 --> 00:17:50,169 for the show and listened to it. 398 00:17:50,169 --> 00:17:52,371 And this was one of the things that was on it. 399 00:17:52,371 --> 00:17:54,373 And it's, it's just the worst. 400 00:17:54,373 --> 00:17:55,641 Fucking thing ever. 401 00:17:55,641 --> 00:17:58,877 But it's good that it's, it's 100% best thing. 402 00:17:58,877 --> 00:17:59,378 Yeah. 403 00:17:59,378 --> 00:18:00,913 If you don't hear a guy 404 00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:03,515 taking a dump at the end, then there's something wrong with you. 405 00:18:03,515 --> 00:18:09,922 So to ring in the holiday season here is the dropping of the Yule log. For. 406 00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:12,958 Christmas Eve is probably the most exciting 407 00:18:12,958 --> 00:18:14,726 night of the year for children everywhere 408 00:18:16,161 --> 00:18:18,564 at our house, the ritual is always the same. 409 00:18:19,498 --> 00:18:22,968 Mom hurries dinner out of the way so that the festivities can begin. 410 00:18:22,968 --> 00:18:25,137 First, I lay a fire in the fireplace. 411 00:18:25,237 --> 00:18:26,472 I pride myself on the way. 412 00:18:26,472 --> 00:18:28,140 I like a fire to begin. 413 00:18:28,140 --> 00:18:37,616 I crinkle newspaper to put under the great. 414 00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:40,652 Then I put in the kindling, breaking the sticks into the proper 415 00:18:40,652 --> 00:18:44,756 lengths. 416 00:18:44,756 --> 00:18:47,593 Then I bring in the Yule log and put it in the great 417 00:18:49,361 --> 00:18:51,830 oh oh. 418 00:18:53,232 --> 00:18:57,369 That's the biggest log we've ever had. 419 00:18:57,369 --> 00:18:58,070 Yeah. 420 00:18:58,070 --> 00:19:00,405 And the heaviest to 421 00:19:02,541 --> 00:19:03,075 right. 422 00:19:03,108 --> 00:19:04,543 Am I wrong? 423 00:19:05,277 --> 00:19:06,145 I can't breathe. 424 00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:06,612 Oh, my God. 425 00:19:06,612 --> 00:19:08,847 He was absolutely taking a dump at. 426 00:19:08,847 --> 00:19:11,950 My God. Oh, so there you have it. 427 00:19:11,950 --> 00:19:13,252 So happy holidays, everyone. 428 00:19:13,252 --> 00:19:15,554 We can now officially celebrate the holiday season. 429 00:19:15,721 --> 00:19:17,756 The drop that launched. 430 00:19:17,756 --> 00:19:19,925 The. Biggest lie we've ever had. 431 00:19:19,925 --> 00:19:20,559 Dead. 432 00:19:20,559 --> 00:19:25,564 That's my favorite part as a little kid coming in. 433 00:19:25,564 --> 00:19:27,166 And also the newspaper crinkling. 434 00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,867 Sounds like ocean waves to me. 435 00:19:28,867 --> 00:19:30,969 Yeah, it doesn't sound like newspaper. 436 00:19:30,969 --> 00:19:31,637 Right. 437 00:19:31,637 --> 00:19:34,373 Well, what crossed my mind is like that. 438 00:19:34,439 --> 00:19:36,608 That's such an old bit right. 439 00:19:36,608 --> 00:19:40,379 That's such an old audio clip that when he said, like, oh, you got to crinkle 440 00:19:40,379 --> 00:19:44,850 the newspaper, you know, somebody is somewhere doing something. 441 00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:45,517 Oh yeah. 442 00:19:45,517 --> 00:19:48,420 Into a microphone that is making it sound like that. 443 00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:50,856 Yes. The Foley. Artist. Foley artist. 444 00:19:50,889 --> 00:19:52,958 Oh, it's just so brilliant. 445 00:19:52,958 --> 00:19:53,959 Well, it's so funny. 446 00:19:53,959 --> 00:19:56,428 You can hear that is recorded at different times 447 00:19:56,762 --> 00:19:59,131 because like you hear the guy and he's pretty clear. 448 00:19:59,131 --> 00:20:00,132 And then they go 449 00:20:00,132 --> 00:20:03,035 and I bring in the newspaper and right before the ocean waves start, 450 00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:06,471 you can hear this like buzzing noise under the ocean waves. 451 00:20:06,471 --> 00:20:09,208 It's like you guys didn't even use the same microphone for everything 452 00:20:09,741 --> 00:20:11,843 or you overdubbed it or something. 453 00:20:11,843 --> 00:20:12,444 Nerd talk. 454 00:20:12,444 --> 00:20:13,111 I'll stop now. 455 00:20:13,111 --> 00:20:14,813 But yeah, no. 456 00:20:14,813 --> 00:20:17,382 Talk to us more about editing, Greg. 457 00:20:17,382 --> 00:20:18,650 Well, once upon a time, 458 00:20:19,751 --> 00:20:21,119 what would you like to know? 459 00:20:21,119 --> 00:20:24,656 So we start with a theory or the technical know how. 460 00:20:24,656 --> 00:20:26,491 Okay, now I'm done. 461 00:20:26,491 --> 00:20:28,427 But everybody to sleep with that one. 462 00:20:28,427 --> 00:20:29,294 Yeah. 463 00:20:29,294 --> 00:20:32,331 So anyways, it has been dropped 464 00:20:32,331 --> 00:20:36,468 before we find out what flex is drinking over their ludicrous libation law. 465 00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:37,769 This one's from Illinois. 466 00:20:37,769 --> 00:20:39,738 Chicago, to be exact. 467 00:20:39,738 --> 00:20:41,540 Chicago. 468 00:20:41,540 --> 00:20:43,508 Illinois is the worst, by the way. 469 00:20:43,508 --> 00:20:45,444 Worse than Indiana. 470 00:20:45,444 --> 00:20:47,813 I'm growing up in Wisconsin. 471 00:20:47,813 --> 00:20:50,882 Illinois is like hell. 472 00:20:50,882 --> 00:20:53,585 It's like every all the bad people are in Illinois. 473 00:20:53,785 --> 00:20:54,753 Oh, okay. 474 00:20:54,753 --> 00:20:58,090 Is it like the Australia of America's adults and most go. 475 00:20:58,423 --> 00:21:00,325 The worst drivers in the world? 476 00:21:00,325 --> 00:21:02,527 The sports teams are pissed. 477 00:21:02,527 --> 00:21:03,762 Well, that's true. 478 00:21:03,762 --> 00:21:05,430 So for the nineties they had the bowls. 479 00:21:05,430 --> 00:21:07,232 Yeah but we don't like to think about that. 480 00:21:07,232 --> 00:21:08,800 Yeah, that's true. 481 00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:12,204 Well, anyways, in Chicago it is illegal to give a dog 482 00:21:12,204 --> 00:21:14,640 whiskey any whiskey, I guess. 483 00:21:15,207 --> 00:21:17,109 Sounds about right. 484 00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:21,680 McClellan's 24 is okay, but none of that cheap shit. 485 00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:22,180 All right. 486 00:21:22,180 --> 00:21:26,551 And is it like, what about bourbon or what about scotch? 487 00:21:26,551 --> 00:21:27,486 All bourbon. 488 00:21:27,486 --> 00:21:29,521 Whiskey is great, but it's. 489 00:21:29,521 --> 00:21:30,455 Well, that's true. 490 00:21:30,455 --> 00:21:31,223 That is true. 491 00:21:31,223 --> 00:21:33,058 Yeah, it is true. Tequila. 492 00:21:33,058 --> 00:21:34,359 Vodka. Yeah. 493 00:21:34,359 --> 00:21:36,762 It specifically said whiskey, though. 494 00:21:36,762 --> 00:21:38,463 I guess the other spirits are okay. 495 00:21:38,463 --> 00:21:39,998 Doug's just not a fan of whiskey. 496 00:21:39,998 --> 00:21:42,501 Unless something happened where, like, a dog 497 00:21:42,501 --> 00:21:46,004 got shitty and whiskey and, like, ravaged a town. 498 00:21:46,238 --> 00:21:47,105 Yeah. 499 00:21:47,105 --> 00:21:49,107 And they're like, ah, all right, all right. 500 00:21:49,107 --> 00:21:52,210 Nobody can ever do this again with whiskey. 501 00:21:53,245 --> 00:21:55,981 Kind of like when you go to a swimming pool at a hotel 502 00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:58,684 and it has the sign about not to get in with diarrhea. 503 00:21:58,684 --> 00:22:01,620 Yeah, it's like, you know, that somebody fucking did it, 504 00:22:01,620 --> 00:22:04,122 and that's why they got to put a sign out raise. 505 00:22:04,389 --> 00:22:06,325 They wouldn't just make up a sign that says, Hey, 506 00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:07,893 you know, I think we need to put this up in case 507 00:22:07,893 --> 00:22:10,262 people got the squirts like raises clearly. 508 00:22:10,262 --> 00:22:12,564 So something the true story. 509 00:22:12,564 --> 00:22:14,666 Yeah, I don't is this just a California thing 510 00:22:14,666 --> 00:22:15,767 or is this a nationwide thing? 511 00:22:15,767 --> 00:22:21,106 But if you go to any hot tub, any public hot tub, like even our house has it. 512 00:22:21,106 --> 00:22:24,710 Yeah, I have pictures and tell me, go to a hotel and they have that sign. 513 00:22:24,710 --> 00:22:26,812 I always take the picture because it's still so comical. 514 00:22:26,812 --> 00:22:27,813 Yeah, it's a law. 515 00:22:27,813 --> 00:22:29,514 I don't know if it's a state law or a nationwide law, 516 00:22:29,514 --> 00:22:34,386 but you have to have a sign up that says if you have had diarrhea 517 00:22:34,553 --> 00:22:38,156 within, I think the last 14 days, you cannot enter the hot tub. 518 00:22:38,156 --> 00:22:41,526 I don't know why you can go in the pool with the shirts, but not the. 519 00:22:41,526 --> 00:22:43,261 Hot because. They don't like. Me. 520 00:22:43,261 --> 00:22:45,330 Because the heat like relaxes you. 521 00:22:46,898 --> 00:22:49,000 It seems. 522 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:49,501 Yeah. 523 00:22:49,501 --> 00:22:52,504 First of all, there's definitely has to be a California thing, 524 00:22:52,504 --> 00:22:56,508 cause I've never once ever seen the hot tub slide in Wisconsin. 525 00:22:56,608 --> 00:22:57,976 All right, so. We're looking at hot tub signs. 526 00:22:57,976 --> 00:22:58,810 So just in case. 527 00:22:58,810 --> 00:23:02,948 And second of all, Deb, I'm assuming it's because of the bacteria 528 00:23:02,948 --> 00:23:07,452 grows in warmer temperatures and not in colder temperatures, but. 529 00:23:07,452 --> 00:23:09,421 If I like my version better. 530 00:23:09,421 --> 00:23:11,990 Yeah, and that's just my science. 531 00:23:11,990 --> 00:23:12,858 Take care of it. 532 00:23:12,858 --> 00:23:16,528 But if a pool is heated, you know, it's going to be around 80 degrees, 533 00:23:16,528 --> 00:23:18,463 which I feel is plenty warm enough degrees. 534 00:23:18,463 --> 00:23:20,832 I've never gone to a heated pool 535 00:23:20,832 --> 00:23:24,669 that was in like a hotel or resort or a water park or anything. 536 00:23:24,936 --> 00:23:25,804 Why not? 537 00:23:25,804 --> 00:23:28,240 Because they don't heat pools in Wisconsin. 538 00:23:28,673 --> 00:23:30,909 You would think of all of the places they would do it. 539 00:23:30,909 --> 00:23:31,943 Somewhere cold. 540 00:23:31,943 --> 00:23:34,079 No, it's just like water. 541 00:23:34,079 --> 00:23:35,614 It's like, here's water. 542 00:23:35,614 --> 00:23:37,315 Jump in. It. 543 00:23:37,315 --> 00:23:39,384 I mean, it's not like this isn't water. 544 00:23:39,384 --> 00:23:42,521 It's not like they fill the pools with Jell-O parties. 545 00:23:42,721 --> 00:23:43,422 Well, yeah. 546 00:23:43,722 --> 00:23:44,523 TUCCI Yeah. 547 00:23:44,523 --> 00:23:49,594 I don't know what's going on, but that that's my scientific thought process. 548 00:23:49,761 --> 00:23:52,998 Well, do us a favor and find a public Jacuzzi 549 00:23:52,998 --> 00:23:55,066 and see if it's got the sign on it. It doesn't. 550 00:23:55,467 --> 00:23:59,638 We've gone to numerous resorts and hotels around the state, man. 551 00:23:59,671 --> 00:24:01,640 There's no way because it's. 552 00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:05,977 It's like, right about to be like, you know, no diving, no lifeguard on duty. 553 00:24:05,977 --> 00:24:08,947 If you've had diarrhea within the last 14. Days. 554 00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:13,251 Or plan on having diarrhea. 555 00:24:13,251 --> 00:24:15,253 In my phone because I know I have pictures of. 556 00:24:16,087 --> 00:24:18,323 My phone, that's the most ridiculous thing I've heard. 557 00:24:19,357 --> 00:24:20,592 Well, why Deb Scrolls? 558 00:24:20,592 --> 00:24:23,662 Let's answer an extremely important question. 559 00:24:23,762 --> 00:24:27,632 In a world where craft beer is key to the world 560 00:24:27,632 --> 00:24:32,204 where muscles are bigger than ground, there's only one tank in guide. 561 00:24:32,204 --> 00:24:37,576 This one at one time, one tongue job 562 00:24:38,510 --> 00:24:41,279 in this world, we must find out 563 00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:46,051 what is Flack's drinking? 564 00:24:46,051 --> 00:24:49,321 Well, my wonderfully voiced good, sir. 565 00:24:50,722 --> 00:24:52,891 This podcast has now come full circle. 566 00:24:53,191 --> 00:24:57,362 This is the exact same beer that I drank on the Christmas episode last year. 567 00:24:57,796 --> 00:24:59,297 It just makes sense, right? 568 00:24:59,297 --> 00:25:01,199 I'm going to have to guess. It's a phase three. 569 00:25:01,199 --> 00:25:02,567 A it's a phase three. 570 00:25:02,567 --> 00:25:05,270 Oh, well, it is the warmest wishes. 571 00:25:05,270 --> 00:25:07,539 Milk sort by phase three. 572 00:25:07,539 --> 00:25:08,940 Is this an annual release for them? 573 00:25:08,940 --> 00:25:10,308 Do they do it every year? 574 00:25:10,342 --> 00:25:13,044 Yeah, but I mean, I've been drinking them for 575 00:25:13,078 --> 00:25:16,081 like a year and a half since I discovered them. 576 00:25:16,081 --> 00:25:20,085 And, uh, so, yeah, two winters in a row, I'd say it's pretty annual. 577 00:25:20,385 --> 00:25:20,785 Okay. 578 00:25:22,020 --> 00:25:23,321 Thanks for the science. 579 00:25:23,321 --> 00:25:26,625 Yeah, I'm a I'm a part time scientist. 580 00:25:26,658 --> 00:25:27,325 Yeah. 581 00:25:27,325 --> 00:25:28,293 Man of science. 582 00:25:28,293 --> 00:25:30,529 Full time hunk, part time scientist. 583 00:25:30,529 --> 00:25:32,998 It just sounds like a movie to be alive. 584 00:25:33,465 --> 00:25:35,567 Yeah, it works. 585 00:25:35,567 --> 00:25:38,270 So is start brewed with milk, sugar and oats? 586 00:25:39,304 --> 00:25:43,141 I do not know much about stouts other than they are delicious, 587 00:25:43,508 --> 00:25:47,312 but we'll get the the old snobs 588 00:25:47,712 --> 00:25:50,749 going. 589 00:25:50,749 --> 00:25:53,184 Oh, it's going to clear up. 590 00:25:53,184 --> 00:25:55,554 Get a super roasty. 591 00:25:55,654 --> 00:25:56,321 I can tell you that. 592 00:25:56,321 --> 00:26:00,358 It smells like you just brewed a cover, a black coffee. Hmm. 593 00:26:00,592 --> 00:26:02,127 That's quite wonderful. 594 00:26:02,127 --> 00:26:07,098 So the cream in first or second, I think there's an ever, wasn't it? 595 00:26:07,732 --> 00:26:09,634 No, I think that was on the show. It had. Been. 596 00:26:09,634 --> 00:26:10,969 It was on the show wasn't it. No. 597 00:26:10,969 --> 00:26:13,471 We haven't done the experiment yet. Do it. 598 00:26:13,471 --> 00:26:17,042 Do then we'll we'll dove in so we're getting some roasty coffee stuff 599 00:26:17,042 --> 00:26:17,976 on the nose. 600 00:26:17,976 --> 00:26:22,047 Definitely roast the other tongue jobber, super mild green coffee, 601 00:26:22,514 --> 00:26:25,417 lots of, like, chocolaty notes, 602 00:26:25,417 --> 00:26:29,454 surprisingly like light bodied for this. 603 00:26:30,388 --> 00:26:31,690 I mean, it's a 7.3. 604 00:26:31,690 --> 00:26:35,260 It's not super high for a stout, but it's also not low 605 00:26:35,260 --> 00:26:38,330 for something that isn't like a imperial or a double 606 00:26:39,497 --> 00:26:41,199 no alcohol 607 00:26:41,199 --> 00:26:46,304 burn or sensation or any kind of notice of that at all. 608 00:26:46,304 --> 00:26:47,806 So that's kind of wonderful. 609 00:26:47,806 --> 00:26:50,809 Our dove in again, quick, super 610 00:26:50,809 --> 00:26:53,211 low to no carbonation on this 611 00:26:54,245 --> 00:26:56,281 finishes semi dry 612 00:26:57,582 --> 00:27:00,185 boy this is wonderful for the winter 613 00:27:00,185 --> 00:27:01,953 this is this is great. 614 00:27:01,953 --> 00:27:03,588 This year last year. 615 00:27:03,588 --> 00:27:05,991 I definitely like it better this year 616 00:27:05,991 --> 00:27:07,192 we're going 617 00:27:09,628 --> 00:27:10,729 but a. 618 00:27:10,729 --> 00:27:11,630 Little more flavor this. 619 00:27:11,630 --> 00:27:16,267 Year tons more flavor, 620 00:27:16,267 --> 00:27:21,239 different lengths. 621 00:27:21,239 --> 00:27:22,540 New year new lengths. 622 00:27:22,540 --> 00:27:25,877 You know may or may not of nobody knows. 623 00:27:27,078 --> 00:27:31,249 But when it comes down to brass tacks, I mean, this is a great beer 624 00:27:31,249 --> 00:27:31,983 by a great brewery. 625 00:27:31,983 --> 00:27:34,586 And America is once again 626 00:27:36,554 --> 00:27:37,188 looking weird. 627 00:27:37,188 --> 00:27:43,094 Okay, so how do you like Christmas up a Christmas episode? 628 00:27:43,094 --> 00:27:47,666 You just got to keep fucking wishing so Merry Christmas is right. 629 00:27:47,866 --> 00:27:50,101 Saying over and over again until right becomes a thing. 630 00:27:50,402 --> 00:27:51,202 Tis the season. 631 00:27:51,202 --> 00:27:53,972 Yeah, well, I'm the only one who said it. So far, so well. 632 00:27:54,005 --> 00:27:56,041 Merry Christmas. Oh, my gosh. Thank you so much. 633 00:27:56,041 --> 00:27:58,510 Merry Christmas, you two fucking nerd. 634 00:27:58,510 --> 00:28:00,111 Also, happy Hanukkah. 635 00:28:00,111 --> 00:28:00,879 Yeah, yes. 636 00:28:00,879 --> 00:28:02,847 Festivus. Happy Kwanzaa. 637 00:28:02,847 --> 00:28:03,982 Kwanzaa. Right. 638 00:28:03,982 --> 00:28:06,951 This is their happy holidays. Boxing Day. 639 00:28:07,085 --> 00:28:09,587 Boxing Day for the Canadians. 640 00:28:09,587 --> 00:28:11,823 Well, it's not just for the Canadians. 641 00:28:11,823 --> 00:28:12,457 Oh, like 642 00:28:13,591 --> 00:28:15,527 the British in the UK. 643 00:28:15,527 --> 00:28:16,961 Yeah, sure did. 644 00:28:16,961 --> 00:28:17,962 Do you know what? 645 00:28:17,962 --> 00:28:20,465 Like the whole idea of Boxing Day was. 646 00:28:20,632 --> 00:28:22,400 Boxing shit up and return it. 647 00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:24,602 God, you're so dumb. 648 00:28:25,070 --> 00:28:25,870 No, I'm just kidding. 649 00:28:25,870 --> 00:28:27,839 I had to look this up last year 650 00:28:27,839 --> 00:28:31,042 because I was always confused what Boxing Day was not. 651 00:28:31,076 --> 00:28:32,077 It was fighting. 652 00:28:32,077 --> 00:28:34,479 It was the day after Christmas 653 00:28:34,846 --> 00:28:40,285 where all the wealthy would box up gifts and give it to the less fortunate. 654 00:28:40,885 --> 00:28:43,621 Oh, so it's actually, like, a super cool thing. 655 00:28:43,621 --> 00:28:45,390 Yeah, that's a nice thing. Yeah. 656 00:28:45,390 --> 00:28:48,460 Like a really good for, like, society kind of thing. 657 00:28:48,526 --> 00:28:50,562 Totally makes sense. Why we don't have it in America. 658 00:28:50,895 --> 00:28:52,564 Yeah, that's right. 659 00:28:52,564 --> 00:28:54,632 That's crazy. 660 00:28:54,632 --> 00:28:57,302 Oh, I wonder why we don't have one. 661 00:28:57,302 --> 00:28:58,069 Yeah, I think it's what? 662 00:28:58,069 --> 00:29:03,308 It's Canada, the UK and Australia, New Zealand. 663 00:29:03,575 --> 00:29:04,275 And I'm sure. 664 00:29:04,275 --> 00:29:05,243 If celebrate UK. 665 00:29:05,243 --> 00:29:07,779 Does it then you know, Australia does it. Do well. Yeah. 666 00:29:07,779 --> 00:29:09,280 Because they're like piss poor uk. 667 00:29:10,915 --> 00:29:13,251 Sorry Australian fans. 668 00:29:13,952 --> 00:29:15,253 Sorry go ahead. 669 00:29:15,253 --> 00:29:18,423 Oh say and drugs across the commission. 670 00:29:18,423 --> 00:29:21,092 Drugs. Yeah, sorry, guys. All right. 671 00:29:21,826 --> 00:29:22,927 Some booze news. 672 00:29:22,927 --> 00:29:24,929 Heineken is going to be increasing 673 00:29:24,929 --> 00:29:28,867 their beer prices by over 10% starting January 1st. 674 00:29:29,067 --> 00:29:31,336 I have an easy fix for that. Don't buy it. 675 00:29:31,336 --> 00:29:31,970 Go buy it. 676 00:29:31,970 --> 00:29:35,073 Yeah, it's the worst beer on the market. 677 00:29:35,673 --> 00:29:40,044 Because, you know, I still have that Heineken 0.0 or whatever. 678 00:29:40,044 --> 00:29:40,779 Makes it fun. 679 00:29:40,779 --> 00:29:41,913 Still in my fridge. 680 00:29:41,913 --> 00:29:44,482 Two years. Ago. Yeah. 681 00:29:44,916 --> 00:29:47,051 I'm sure it's only getting better with age. 682 00:29:47,051 --> 00:29:49,687 Well, now there's like, going to be a what is it? 683 00:29:50,255 --> 00:29:51,990 It's appreciated in value. 684 00:29:51,990 --> 00:29:54,959 Oh, yeah. I'm sure that's eBay's the thing. 685 00:29:54,959 --> 00:29:56,694 Yeah. Is it like eight ounces? 686 00:29:56,694 --> 00:29:58,062 It's a little tiny. Yes. 687 00:29:58,062 --> 00:30:00,131 It's not even that. It's six. Ounces. 688 00:30:00,331 --> 00:30:02,700 Yeah, I tried it. It was disgusting. 689 00:30:03,301 --> 00:30:06,337 I used to offer an April Fool's joke because the wife was like, 690 00:30:06,337 --> 00:30:09,541 Oh, well, maybe Deb and Nicole and I should drink it together. 691 00:30:09,541 --> 00:30:11,843 And she kept saying that over and over again, and she never did. 692 00:30:11,843 --> 00:30:13,411 And after setting the fridge for like six months, 693 00:30:13,411 --> 00:30:15,113 I was like, I'm doing neighborhood's joke with this thing. 694 00:30:15,113 --> 00:30:17,182 I don't care what she does, what she says. 695 00:30:18,183 --> 00:30:18,917 Yeah, it was gross. 696 00:30:18,917 --> 00:30:23,888 But yes, I promise to boycott Heineken based solely off of this 10% increase. 697 00:30:23,888 --> 00:30:25,790 I will not be buying Heineken. 698 00:30:25,790 --> 00:30:27,759 That's quite an increase deal. 699 00:30:27,759 --> 00:30:29,294 Mm. Yes. 700 00:30:29,294 --> 00:30:31,796 For no other reason than the 10% increase. Yes. 701 00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:35,133 No, because their beer tastes like shit, like skunk shit drinkers. 702 00:30:35,133 --> 00:30:35,834 Yeah. Skunk. 703 00:30:35,834 --> 00:30:37,936 Don't say sorry to Heineken drinkers. 704 00:30:37,936 --> 00:30:39,370 They know what they're drinking. 705 00:30:39,370 --> 00:30:39,838 They do. 706 00:30:39,838 --> 00:30:40,839 There's no way 707 00:30:40,839 --> 00:30:44,843 you can let that shit on to your palate and be like, You know what this is? 708 00:30:44,843 --> 00:30:47,245 All right. Not bad. 709 00:30:47,312 --> 00:30:48,813 Seems weird. 710 00:30:48,813 --> 00:30:50,915 Intentionally drinking Heineken. 711 00:30:50,915 --> 00:30:53,918 Yeah my just are like fucking brother in law. 712 00:30:53,918 --> 00:30:59,190 My brother in law will request Heineken to be at like get togethers and parties. 713 00:30:59,190 --> 00:31:02,260 But thinking to myself, what the fuck are you thinking? 714 00:31:02,627 --> 00:31:04,262 Okay, I have like coolers or something. 715 00:31:04,262 --> 00:31:06,097 Yeah, I would rather have anything. 716 00:31:06,097 --> 00:31:08,166 PBR. Stella, even. 717 00:31:08,633 --> 00:31:10,168 It's close to Heineken, but yeah, it's. 718 00:31:10,168 --> 00:31:11,903 Very different and not. 719 00:31:11,903 --> 00:31:14,472 What I would rather have a Stella over Heineken. 720 00:31:14,672 --> 00:31:15,540 That's not bad. 721 00:31:15,540 --> 00:31:16,341 I agree. 722 00:31:16,341 --> 00:31:17,709 You're probably right there. Yeah. 723 00:31:17,709 --> 00:31:19,577 Oh, and Stella is not good. 724 00:31:19,577 --> 00:31:21,813 You know, it's only gotten worse. 725 00:31:21,813 --> 00:31:24,782 Drunk golfer goes off the course, gets lost. 726 00:31:24,883 --> 00:31:29,721 A golfer so drunk that he mistook a stranger's home for his mother's house 727 00:31:30,121 --> 00:31:34,292 has sparked a warning from police about the dangers of excessive drinking. 728 00:31:34,392 --> 00:31:39,097 Senior Sergeant Anthony Bond of where the fuck this was doomed in. 729 00:31:40,231 --> 00:31:41,966 What sounds like a cool place. 730 00:31:41,966 --> 00:31:43,268 Yeah, it's in New Zealand. 731 00:31:43,268 --> 00:31:48,072 Said officers were called to a former erode address at about 10:10 p.m. 732 00:31:48,072 --> 00:31:51,175 on Saturday after a 27 year old man spent the day playing 733 00:31:51,175 --> 00:31:54,078 golf at St Clair and drinking after a tournament. 734 00:31:54,412 --> 00:31:58,016 The man walked home to what he thought was his mother's address, but insists, 735 00:31:58,149 --> 00:32:01,653 but instead arrived at that of a stranger's. 736 00:32:01,653 --> 00:32:05,523 The occupant challenged him and was then punched by the 27 year old man. 737 00:32:05,523 --> 00:32:08,927 Wow, who thought there was a stranger in his mother's house. 738 00:32:10,094 --> 00:32:13,932 The 27 year old then went to another address and started banging on the door. 739 00:32:14,465 --> 00:32:18,937 Police attended and arrested the man in a confused and intoxicated state. 740 00:32:19,003 --> 00:32:20,471 The man would likely be referred. 741 00:32:20,471 --> 00:32:24,842 I don't even know what this means to a tip ringing community piano. 742 00:32:24,842 --> 00:32:26,711 Sounds like rehab. I don't know. 743 00:32:26,711 --> 00:32:30,982 Sgt Bond had a simple safety message for the Dunedin community. 744 00:32:30,982 --> 00:32:32,183 Don't drink to access 745 00:32:32,183 --> 00:32:34,953 to the point that you don't know what your own mother's house looks like. 746 00:32:35,253 --> 00:32:37,522 That guy was doing whippets though like. 747 00:32:39,057 --> 00:32:42,160 Oh down here lowers his found bottles of whipped cream in the back. 748 00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:43,728 Not like it wasn't. 749 00:32:43,728 --> 00:32:46,431 There's no way he was just 750 00:32:46,431 --> 00:32:47,732 drinking, right? 751 00:32:47,732 --> 00:32:49,834 Because even his hammer design was at a friend's miss. 752 00:32:49,834 --> 00:32:51,703 I think I could have found my way to my mom's house. 753 00:32:51,703 --> 00:32:54,172 And then to start assaulting someone like they. 754 00:32:54,172 --> 00:32:58,209 Do like bassy tests in New Zealand. 755 00:32:58,209 --> 00:33:00,511 Like imagine it's not the dark ages over there. 756 00:33:00,511 --> 00:33:02,847 Well, I don't fucking know. It's New Zealand. 757 00:33:03,514 --> 00:33:04,482 Let's go check out. 758 00:33:04,482 --> 00:33:06,484 Let's go get really hammered in New Zealand jacket. 759 00:33:06,484 --> 00:33:07,685 If you're golfing. 760 00:33:07,685 --> 00:33:10,655 Maybe this dude did like a beer or a hole, maybe. 761 00:33:10,822 --> 00:33:11,489 That's right. 762 00:33:11,489 --> 00:33:15,493 I mean, you can get pretty intoxicated and I've heard of such a thing. 763 00:33:15,493 --> 00:33:17,061 I don't go. Yeah, I've. 764 00:33:17,061 --> 00:33:19,564 I've done it once and I did just about that much beer. 765 00:33:19,797 --> 00:33:20,631 Yes, we did. 766 00:33:20,631 --> 00:33:23,201 Shots between we, we got, we did the ninth hole 767 00:33:23,634 --> 00:33:25,236 and it was right next to the clubhouse. 768 00:33:25,236 --> 00:33:27,438 We did shots and then continued on. Ah. 769 00:33:27,739 --> 00:33:30,241 That's fuckin crazy. Yeah. 770 00:33:30,241 --> 00:33:31,542 It's one time I've been golfing. 771 00:33:31,542 --> 00:33:33,511 I don't like it because I'm so bad. 772 00:33:33,511 --> 00:33:35,246 Like the ball was just like pink. 773 00:33:35,246 --> 00:33:37,682 I couldn't no good. At least I got hammered. 774 00:33:37,682 --> 00:33:40,051 I got to drive a cart around. That was the good part. 775 00:33:40,051 --> 00:33:41,986 Brian That's super tight end turn. 776 00:33:41,986 --> 00:33:47,392 Brian had a golf carding incident while whilst drinking. 777 00:33:47,392 --> 00:33:49,527 Oh, can we get a fact check on this, brian? 778 00:33:51,529 --> 00:33:54,799 He thumbs up from the right. 779 00:33:56,667 --> 00:33:58,236 And then so Brian. 780 00:33:58,236 --> 00:34:00,204 Brian is like one of the last people on earth. 781 00:34:00,204 --> 00:34:02,273 It's still drive stick. Oh, yeah. 782 00:34:02,306 --> 00:34:07,078 And then so the next day after his incident, he had to drive home in his car 783 00:34:07,712 --> 00:34:12,450 and he shows up at the house and his like, foot is like black and blue 784 00:34:12,784 --> 00:34:16,587 and his knees are like all shredded and he's got like a broken rib and shit. 785 00:34:16,988 --> 00:34:19,957 And I was like, I think I'm going to take you to the emergency room. 786 00:34:20,491 --> 00:34:22,460 And he drove home like that. 787 00:34:22,460 --> 00:34:24,662 It's for him. What a tough guy. 788 00:34:24,662 --> 00:34:27,665 I had a friend do not in a golf car, but similar. 789 00:34:27,665 --> 00:34:29,100 She was at a well, not similar. 790 00:34:29,100 --> 00:34:32,904 It sounds like his was much more violent but she was at a club. 791 00:34:33,004 --> 00:34:34,806 She got hammered. She was in some really high heels. 792 00:34:34,806 --> 00:34:37,408 Gina breaking her ankle and drove stick 793 00:34:37,842 --> 00:34:41,245 and like I think she made it home because someone took her home or something. 794 00:34:41,612 --> 00:34:44,348 But the next day she called me and said, You drive stick, right? 795 00:34:44,348 --> 00:34:44,849 I said, Yeah. 796 00:34:44,849 --> 00:34:46,951 She goes, I need you to come move my car 797 00:34:47,251 --> 00:34:48,886 because I needed to take her boyfriend's car. 798 00:34:48,886 --> 00:34:51,522 It was not stick. And they were like, you know, parked in front of each other. 799 00:34:51,556 --> 00:34:53,758 So can you come move my car for it? 800 00:34:53,791 --> 00:34:56,094 Broke my ankle like your thing. 801 00:34:56,094 --> 00:34:57,295 I'll be right over. 802 00:34:57,295 --> 00:35:00,331 We lived in the same apartment complex, but oh driving 803 00:35:00,331 --> 00:35:03,501 stick sucks if you hurt yourself or if you try to eat an ice cream cone. 804 00:35:03,501 --> 00:35:05,670 Like that's the fucking worst. 805 00:35:05,670 --> 00:35:07,205 That's what's. 806 00:35:07,205 --> 00:35:10,608 So back in the day when I work, I work super early. 807 00:35:10,741 --> 00:35:12,877 Well, Flex is not going to feel bad, but I used to work 808 00:35:12,877 --> 00:35:15,179 from five in the morning till. 809 00:35:15,413 --> 00:35:18,216 That's still super lean. Yeah. 810 00:35:18,449 --> 00:35:20,551 And so I had to get up at like 330 or whatever. 811 00:35:20,551 --> 00:35:23,521 And sometimes on the way home I'd be just, you know, bobbin 812 00:35:23,754 --> 00:35:26,390 bobbin for cock as Nicole likes to say on my, you know, just 813 00:35:27,325 --> 00:35:29,360 and there was a McDonald's that was about halfway home. 814 00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:31,462 And so sometimes I would stop and get an ice cream cone 815 00:35:31,462 --> 00:35:34,398 because it made me get the car and like walk around, kind of wake up a little bit, 816 00:35:34,665 --> 00:35:37,335 would be like the sugar would also help me get the rest way home. 817 00:35:37,502 --> 00:35:38,970 So hard to get back on the freeway. 818 00:35:38,970 --> 00:35:41,205 The fuckin ice cream cone in your hand like driving stick. 819 00:35:41,539 --> 00:35:43,207 Like I don't want I crush it. 820 00:35:43,207 --> 00:35:43,641 You know 821 00:35:43,641 --> 00:35:46,077 I did some cone in the steering wheel hand while you, like, 822 00:35:46,077 --> 00:35:48,513 kind of drove with your wrist and then stick and. 823 00:35:48,513 --> 00:35:49,180 Yeah. 824 00:35:49,213 --> 00:35:52,083 I want to know what you thought the first time you did this 825 00:35:52,083 --> 00:35:54,185 and then how many times you did it after? 826 00:35:54,185 --> 00:35:55,853 I did it so many times. And 827 00:35:57,155 --> 00:35:57,388 I don't. 828 00:35:57,388 --> 00:35:59,423 Know what I thought the first time other than like 829 00:35:59,423 --> 00:36:01,559 maybe I should have thought this through a little further. 830 00:36:01,893 --> 00:36:05,763 But I, I was, I mean, I drove stick for, I mean, at least 15 years. 831 00:36:06,063 --> 00:36:08,132 So it was, it was no problem. 832 00:36:08,132 --> 00:36:10,234 15 years more than me. Yeah. 833 00:36:10,234 --> 00:36:11,269 I like driving stick. 834 00:36:11,269 --> 00:36:14,005 I just hate it when you're in traffic, when you're going downtown L.A. 835 00:36:14,005 --> 00:36:16,507 and you're stop and go to the after. 836 00:36:16,574 --> 00:36:19,076 About six weeks after I stopped driving stick, 837 00:36:20,311 --> 00:36:22,446 most of my knee pain went away. 838 00:36:22,446 --> 00:36:25,349 So I was like, oh, I won't go back to that. 839 00:36:25,950 --> 00:36:30,388 But I still know how like the wife's dad, he has a, a stick. 840 00:36:30,388 --> 00:36:31,322 So sometimes we're up there 841 00:36:31,322 --> 00:36:33,691 and like we borrow his, his other car, which is the stick. 842 00:36:33,691 --> 00:36:37,361 And then you sure you can drive this and like, yeah, I can drive 843 00:36:42,366 --> 00:36:43,634 it. We'll wrap it up with this. 844 00:36:43,634 --> 00:36:46,070 The worst beers in the world. 845 00:36:46,070 --> 00:36:48,839 According to beer. In the. World. 846 00:36:48,839 --> 00:36:50,074 In the world. 847 00:36:50,074 --> 00:36:53,878 So Beast and Keystone got to be like top five. 848 00:36:54,111 --> 00:36:56,547 We'll find out. This is according to beer advocate. 849 00:36:56,547 --> 00:36:59,083 They gave us 25 beers. 850 00:36:59,083 --> 00:37:00,985 We'll start at the top at 25. 851 00:37:00,985 --> 00:37:02,420 Old Milwaukee. 852 00:37:02,420 --> 00:37:03,721 Yeah. 853 00:37:03,721 --> 00:37:08,326 Number 24 Flex's Favorite Heineken Premium White Lager. 854 00:37:08,326 --> 00:37:10,661 It's not even premium. 855 00:37:11,462 --> 00:37:12,997 Number 23 Corona. 856 00:37:12,997 --> 00:37:13,864 Extra. 857 00:37:13,864 --> 00:37:15,399 Oh, it's so bad. 858 00:37:15,399 --> 00:37:18,436 So gross. 22 desperados. 859 00:37:18,436 --> 00:37:20,838 Oh, I should be telling you the ratings with these I'll I'll start. 860 00:37:20,838 --> 00:37:23,474 With this like UNTAPPD ratings. Beer advocate. 861 00:37:23,507 --> 00:37:28,312 Oh this one has a235 number 21 black label beer 862 00:37:28,479 --> 00:37:31,983 every 232 number 22 Cut tailgate. 863 00:37:32,283 --> 00:37:36,153 I love to caddy light do you when you go to Mexico 864 00:37:36,854 --> 00:37:40,291 nothing but to carry light and lime that shit hits. 865 00:37:40,291 --> 00:37:41,592 That's because you can't drink the water. 866 00:37:41,592 --> 00:37:43,261 You have to drink tequila. 867 00:37:43,261 --> 00:37:44,462 That's not the point. 868 00:37:44,462 --> 00:37:45,296 The point is to go. 869 00:37:45,296 --> 00:37:47,465 How do you like it with lime? Suck my dick? 870 00:37:48,366 --> 00:37:52,069 Well, average rating is 2.31 number 19. 871 00:37:52,069 --> 00:37:54,338 And this is what I get when I go to get sushi. 872 00:37:54,338 --> 00:37:56,073 Kirin Karen Light. 873 00:37:56,073 --> 00:37:58,643 I get Sapporo. I'm a I'm a hearing guy. 874 00:37:59,210 --> 00:38:02,513 A or or Sapporo usually for me, yeah. 875 00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:04,815 I mean, they all kind of taste the same, but yeah. 876 00:38:04,815 --> 00:38:05,216 Yeah. 877 00:38:05,683 --> 00:38:11,055 Like average rating 2.29 number 18 colt 45. 878 00:38:11,389 --> 00:38:12,556 Yeah, that makes sense. 879 00:38:13,724 --> 00:38:15,860 I didn't realize it was only 5.6%. 880 00:38:15,860 --> 00:38:17,461 I thought it was a little stronger than that. 881 00:38:17,461 --> 00:38:21,165 But, uh, yeah, 2.28 average rating. 882 00:38:21,165 --> 00:38:24,535 You think a 5.6 on most like domestic flights. 883 00:38:24,535 --> 00:38:26,504 They're like four for two. 884 00:38:26,504 --> 00:38:28,372 So do you like a malt lager like that? 885 00:38:28,372 --> 00:38:30,808 There isn't a malt beverage. Yeah, it's malt liquor. 886 00:38:30,841 --> 00:38:32,977 Yeah. So, yeah, five, six. That's huge. 887 00:38:33,411 --> 00:38:34,612 I guess. But I just. 888 00:38:34,612 --> 00:38:36,580 I feel like it should be bigger than that. 889 00:38:36,580 --> 00:38:39,317 Number 12, thank you. To Starbucks. 890 00:38:39,317 --> 00:38:40,084 I know. 891 00:38:40,451 --> 00:38:44,522 Number 17, labatt blue light from the Canada. 892 00:38:44,655 --> 00:38:47,458 Yeah, a average rating of 2.26. 893 00:38:47,458 --> 00:38:51,095 Number 16, Beck's premium light one Beck's. 894 00:38:51,362 --> 00:38:54,332 Yeah, one unknown. Next 895 00:38:56,233 --> 00:38:57,902 I get more of them. 896 00:38:58,636 --> 00:39:01,238 Average rated 2.24 Number 897 00:39:01,238 --> 00:39:05,743 15 st ides high gravity malt liquor I don't even know what that. Is. 898 00:39:05,743 --> 00:39:08,079 I don't know what that is, but. It's 8.2%. 899 00:39:08,079 --> 00:39:08,946 That's what I expected. 900 00:39:08,946 --> 00:39:11,916 A malt liquor, 8.2%, not 5.6. 901 00:39:11,949 --> 00:39:14,018 I don't know. That's like a steel reserve. 902 00:39:14,018 --> 00:39:14,852 Yeah. 903 00:39:14,852 --> 00:39:20,191 That comes out of Texas and has an average rating of 2.2 to number 14. 904 00:39:20,524 --> 00:39:22,259 Curb light. Yeah, the. 905 00:39:22,259 --> 00:39:23,761 Rating of 2.05. 906 00:39:23,761 --> 00:39:25,763 Number 13, red dog. 907 00:39:26,430 --> 00:39:28,733 That beer is so bad, I don't think I ever 908 00:39:28,833 --> 00:39:31,268 should be way higher on the list. 909 00:39:32,002 --> 00:39:35,940 It was an average of 2.04 straight out of Wisconsin. 910 00:39:35,973 --> 00:39:38,376 Number 12, corona light. 911 00:39:39,443 --> 00:39:40,711 And that should be 912 00:39:40,711 --> 00:39:45,316 that should be like where extra was an extra should be where corona Light is. 913 00:39:45,316 --> 00:39:47,017 Oh, so you're saying light is better than extra? 914 00:39:47,017 --> 00:39:49,520 Yes. The Corona light is much better than the extra. 915 00:39:50,221 --> 00:39:52,289 Average of 1.98. Number 11. 916 00:39:52,623 --> 00:39:55,292 Keystone Lager. That's Superbad. 917 00:39:55,493 --> 00:39:57,361 Average rating 1.9. 918 00:39:57,361 --> 00:40:01,832 But I do remember getting $11 cubes of that when I was 20 years old 919 00:40:02,433 --> 00:40:06,871 and we threw some pretty rad parties just based off of Keystone. 920 00:40:06,971 --> 00:40:08,372 Yeah. And at 4.9%. 921 00:40:08,372 --> 00:40:10,741 And we took all those beers to get drunk. The whole. 922 00:40:10,741 --> 00:40:12,309 Cube. Yeah. 923 00:40:12,410 --> 00:40:13,544 That's why they were so cheap. 924 00:40:13,544 --> 00:40:15,212 Mostly water. 925 00:40:15,413 --> 00:40:16,614 Top ten. Here we go. 926 00:40:16,614 --> 00:40:19,083 Number ten, Bud Light. 927 00:40:19,183 --> 00:40:21,752 I'm fucking excited for this top tab at. 928 00:40:21,786 --> 00:40:24,989 1.87 average rating. Bud Light. So bad. 929 00:40:25,489 --> 00:40:26,157 So bad. 930 00:40:26,157 --> 00:40:28,726 Number nine, Keystone Premium. 931 00:40:29,093 --> 00:40:30,961 Yeah, that's. Way. Way worse. 932 00:40:32,630 --> 00:40:36,133 Number eight, bush ice. 933 00:40:36,333 --> 00:40:38,969 All right, Bush ice. Not Bush light. 934 00:40:39,170 --> 00:40:40,070 Bush ice. 935 00:40:40,070 --> 00:40:41,305 Okay, tight. 936 00:40:41,305 --> 00:40:42,072 1.85. 937 00:40:42,072 --> 00:40:44,175 Average rating number seven, natty ice. 938 00:40:44,708 --> 00:40:46,710 Okay. 4184. 939 00:40:46,710 --> 00:40:47,845 Average rating. 940 00:40:47,845 --> 00:40:50,347 Number six, keystone light. 941 00:40:50,648 --> 00:40:52,850 Oh, it's so bad. 942 00:40:52,850 --> 00:40:57,087 4.1% has an average rating of 1.8 for top five. 943 00:40:57,388 --> 00:40:59,957 Number five, Milwaukee's best light. 944 00:41:00,057 --> 00:41:02,993 It's such a bad beer 945 00:41:03,394 --> 00:41:03,861 to me. 946 00:41:03,861 --> 00:41:08,132 It is amazing that they would actually put a city name on that beer 947 00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:13,003 because everybody, it's just so bad. 948 00:41:13,003 --> 00:41:16,540 Average rating of 183 number four, 949 00:41:16,707 --> 00:41:19,143 Miller, 64, never had it. 950 00:41:19,610 --> 00:41:23,481 Is that the one that's it's 64 because it only had 64 calories? 951 00:41:23,481 --> 00:41:24,114 Yeah, right. 952 00:41:24,114 --> 00:41:28,519 It's like the most easy drinking beer because it's like 2% alcohol, two. 953 00:41:28,519 --> 00:41:30,521 Point 8%, 64 calories. 954 00:41:30,521 --> 00:41:33,190 There's a reason there's no. Fucking point, though. Yeah. 955 00:41:35,125 --> 00:41:36,060 Yeah. 956 00:41:36,060 --> 00:41:36,660 I don't know. 957 00:41:36,660 --> 00:41:40,030 I don't I don't know. 958 00:41:40,030 --> 00:41:41,665 Average rating of 183. 959 00:41:41,665 --> 00:41:44,068 Number three Natty light. 960 00:41:44,268 --> 00:41:44,668 Fuck you. 961 00:41:44,668 --> 00:41:45,569 I love that shit. 962 00:41:45,569 --> 00:41:48,606 Natty light is bad compared to Busch light. 963 00:41:48,606 --> 00:41:50,808 I hope Bush is not in the top two. 964 00:41:51,108 --> 00:41:52,276 I don't like the natty light. 965 00:41:52,276 --> 00:41:53,844 I like the natter days. 966 00:41:53,844 --> 00:41:54,912 Oh, the the. 967 00:41:54,912 --> 00:41:56,947 Fruity fruity ones during the summer. 968 00:41:57,181 --> 00:41:59,884 You to hell. Yeah. 969 00:41:59,884 --> 00:42:02,453 Average rating of 175. 970 00:42:02,453 --> 00:42:05,990 Number two sharps from Miller Brewing Company. 971 00:42:05,990 --> 00:42:06,790 Yeah. Sherbet. 972 00:42:06,790 --> 00:42:09,860 That's like the schlemiel I love that. 973 00:42:11,662 --> 00:42:12,730 The on it. 974 00:42:12,730 --> 00:42:14,932 It's like it 11 and Shirley worked 975 00:42:14,932 --> 00:42:18,102 and worked at Sharps Brewery Oh did they come on Wayne's World. 976 00:42:18,636 --> 00:42:19,970 I mean yeah. 977 00:42:19,970 --> 00:42:22,339 Killing me. Sorry. 978 00:42:22,339 --> 00:42:25,943 And the number one worst beer according to beer advocate. 979 00:42:26,243 --> 00:42:27,211 Can you guys. 980 00:42:27,211 --> 00:42:28,712 I haven't looked at pause. 981 00:42:28,712 --> 00:42:30,614 I need a little pause here. Okay. 982 00:42:30,614 --> 00:42:33,751 But my anxieties like the suspense. 983 00:42:34,518 --> 00:42:36,587 Do you really want to take any guesses? 984 00:42:36,587 --> 00:42:38,889 I mean, Heineken, Corona. 985 00:42:39,123 --> 00:42:41,158 We've said them already. Oh, he's been sly. 986 00:42:41,158 --> 00:42:43,661 He was already on there. Deb, any guesses? 987 00:42:43,694 --> 00:42:45,729 PBR. PBR. 988 00:42:45,729 --> 00:42:47,431 PBR said PBR heavily. 989 00:42:47,431 --> 00:42:50,734 Now, you can't be Ham, not Schlitz. Schlitz. 990 00:42:50,734 --> 00:42:53,270 And that bad Schlitz is better than PBR. 991 00:42:53,871 --> 00:42:56,907 Interbrand says Bud Light lime that's I was thinking Bud Lights 992 00:42:57,241 --> 00:42:59,243 was that select or premium or. 993 00:42:59,243 --> 00:43:01,946 Oh yeah the Bud Light 55. Bud Light Platinum. 994 00:43:01,946 --> 00:43:05,549 I was thinking it would be that one cause that was just a pile of garbage. 995 00:43:05,983 --> 00:43:08,352 I guess I'll say steely reserve. 996 00:43:08,619 --> 00:43:09,753 Okay, number one. 997 00:43:09,753 --> 00:43:11,088 Here I go for the scroll. 998 00:43:11,088 --> 00:43:13,557 Budweiser select 55. 999 00:43:13,557 --> 00:43:15,359 They do that anymore? 1000 00:43:15,359 --> 00:43:15,759 I don't know. 1001 00:43:15,759 --> 00:43:19,029 1.65 average rating, 2.4% ABV. 1002 00:43:19,530 --> 00:43:22,833 They say Budweiser Select 55 is a 55 calorie alternative 1003 00:43:22,833 --> 00:43:26,570 to Budweiser's heavier select original and brewed with a caramel taste. 1004 00:43:26,570 --> 00:43:30,674 Anheuser-Busch has been instrumental in population popularizing lagers 1005 00:43:30,674 --> 00:43:32,776 among American consumers for decades 1006 00:43:33,377 --> 00:43:35,546 after the beer stuff was first introduced in the US. 1007 00:43:35,546 --> 00:43:38,115 Thanks to German immigrants in the mid-19th century. 1008 00:43:38,148 --> 00:43:43,687 One beer advocate, well, one beer advocate revered some this offering up 1009 00:43:44,054 --> 00:43:47,658 thusly It's been flavorless and odd smelling. 1010 00:43:47,658 --> 00:43:48,392 I never. Had it. 1011 00:43:49,693 --> 00:43:52,563 I used to drink it when I was like 19 this year. 1012 00:43:52,830 --> 00:43:55,232 1.4%. I drank it once. 1013 00:43:55,366 --> 00:43:56,333 Which was it? 1014 00:43:56,333 --> 00:43:58,802 You drinking a lot when you're 19 or you drink it once? 1015 00:43:58,802 --> 00:43:59,603 I say a lot. 1016 00:43:59,603 --> 00:44:01,171 I don't know. I don't know. 1017 00:44:01,171 --> 00:44:03,040 I drink it like once or twice. 1018 00:44:03,040 --> 00:44:05,275 It was not very good. Sounds delicious. 1019 00:44:05,442 --> 00:44:09,179 I want to make T-shirts that say thin, flavorless and odd smelling. 1020 00:44:10,014 --> 00:44:14,251 And then you could buy them at Debs Dick's stock. 1021 00:44:14,251 --> 00:44:16,620 Yeah. Yes. 1022 00:44:16,620 --> 00:44:17,855 Oh, that'd be great. 1023 00:44:17,855 --> 00:44:21,425 I don't I don't know if I love this list because I'm pretty sure they haven't 1024 00:44:21,425 --> 00:44:24,261 made the Bud 55 in years 1025 00:44:24,762 --> 00:44:28,232 cause that was that was on my mind for the worst beer. 1026 00:44:28,232 --> 00:44:31,135 But the fact that they don't make it anymore, I think. 1027 00:44:31,168 --> 00:44:32,870 Yes, it. Let's see. 1028 00:44:32,870 --> 00:44:36,540 Also is it usually I was thinking like, what about kind of your roots? 1029 00:44:37,141 --> 00:44:39,443 Yeah. Mickey's or old English. 1030 00:44:39,443 --> 00:44:41,011 Yeah, PBR wasn't even on the list. 1031 00:44:41,011 --> 00:44:42,946 Yeah, PBR is not great. 1032 00:44:42,946 --> 00:44:45,482 I'm going to say that as a milwaukee AM. 1033 00:44:45,482 --> 00:44:47,951 Yeah, they definitely still make Budweiser select 55. 1034 00:44:48,318 --> 00:44:49,086 Dammit. 1035 00:44:49,153 --> 00:44:53,190 You can get it at Walmart for 1873 for 30. 1036 00:44:53,190 --> 00:44:57,761 They don't make highlife lite anymore, but Budweiser still puts out Bud 55. 1037 00:44:57,761 --> 00:45:00,197 I guess. So all four people buy it. 1038 00:45:00,197 --> 00:45:01,598 Motherfucker. Yeah. 1039 00:45:01,598 --> 00:45:04,268 So anyways, there you have it. So worst Christmas ever. 1040 00:45:06,036 --> 00:45:08,172 Merry fucking Christmas, everybody. 1041 00:45:08,739 --> 00:45:10,874 Let's hit a little music over here. 1042 00:45:10,874 --> 00:45:12,242 Merry Christmas to Vanessa. 1043 00:45:12,242 --> 00:45:14,845 Merry Christmas, Vanessa. Christmas, Vanessa. 1044 00:45:15,179 --> 00:45:19,550 Find us on the socials craft beer republic flex me beer underscores in between 1045 00:45:19,550 --> 00:45:23,353 and of course one hop a choppy mess and don't forget what 1046 00:45:24,722 --> 00:45:27,591 no flex is eating the camera out. 1047 00:45:28,325 --> 00:45:31,562 Don't forget Deb's dicks that come in the new year. 1048 00:45:31,562 --> 00:45:34,098 Bri, you can buy your new T-shirts. 1049 00:45:34,098 --> 00:45:35,699 So what was it? Thin. 1050 00:45:35,699 --> 00:45:38,702 So in flavor lists and weird smelling. 1051 00:45:40,037 --> 00:45:42,706 Did the first release of her merch? 1052 00:45:43,540 --> 00:45:45,209 I think that's. Oh, that's not everything, you know. 1053 00:45:45,209 --> 00:45:48,979 Five, five, three beer, two, three, three seven at craft beer republic e-comm. 1054 00:45:49,012 --> 00:45:51,081 I do believe that is everything. 1055 00:45:51,081 --> 00:45:54,151 Thank you all for hanging and hope you have a great holiday over there. 1056 00:45:54,151 --> 00:45:56,487 I hope you're all staying very well hydrated. 1057 00:45:56,920 --> 00:45:58,989 And on that note, goodnight, everybody. 1058 00:46:16,940 --> 00:46:20,711 Digs dig start cam 1059 00:46:21,211 --> 00:46:23,781 if you want tips, dig start calm 1060 00:46:23,781 --> 00:46:27,417 go to Deb's takes that can.