Are you pumped? Are you jacked? I am wow that definition. Holy smokies I haven't even been working out I was just thinking like what?
The intro it sound like is like sex noises. Welcome in everybody to the craft beer Republic. Thanks for drinking Thanks for joining I am Greg over there thinking about what intros would sound like that's flexing
What's up, bud? Hello watch man, you know just looking forward to a super super fun show because we have the best of the best here with us Today, yeah, I'd say so and then joining us in person is the the skinniest chick on this entire podcast
Wow, it's like half of Coley. What's that? That is true. Thanks guys my jacked arms that I haven't even been lifting She doesn't even work out everybody no I don't even know what to say. What like like an ultimate flex right? There's just like oh, yeah, I don't work out
And here's my gun. I cheat though. It's fine. Yeah, whatever. Yeah, so you're gonna take steroids, but you don't work out Yeah, it's that deer antler spray. Yeah
Rice was taken. Yeah, it mixed with a little horny goat weed. Mm-hmm. You know you throw that together you make a little concoction and You come out looking like me. Yeah, not quite sure if that is but it sounds very hippie of you. Thank you
Lex, I think we need some horny goat weed Next to the condom They smoked in Lord of the Rings or something or that was like, uh, no, they called it pipe weed. Never mind
Okay, I smoke a little pipe weed every now and then Oh Dear Welcome in everybody Follow us on the socials that craft your public at flex me a beer underscores in between and of course at ice
Coal beer underscores after each and every one of those All that stuff the same to us on stitch. Oh, yes Stitchers already, you know, it's funny. I was looking at our stats what it's called stitcher. Yeah, we announced it like on the 29th
It was they're closing the app and all it's right And so I looked at the stats like the last I think it was like the last 30 days and a fairly large chunk of our Listeners were from stitcher and I was like fuck come September. Are we losing like a third of our audience? Like what happened?
Yeah Close up shop now. Yeah, so to the four of you Please come back Anyways, so yeah, I hope you're not listening to us on stitcher. If you are then I don't know how you did it
All right lots to get to today but first I wanted to give a shout out to Pennington, New Jersey For being our top listening city. Yeah, let's go man. The joy see sure. Yeah, man, Jersey's coming back around
I don't they love how much we support them. That's what I think it is. Yeah, we talked shit about New Jersey laws Beer laws not about New Jersey beer. No, you know, I really don't have any beef with New Jersey
Yeah, I don't think I do either, you know any sports teams. We hate, New Jersey I don't think I just don't care really I mean the cheer for the Jets, right? It's like I guess cuz like they're no I thought was the Giants that are in Jersey though
Like their stadiums technically in Jersey, right? You know, I have the Devils hockey team. I know that Oh, they do. That's pretty neat. I think that's it. They don't really have any other sports teams
Clerks in New Jersey, I think Sounds about right. We'll have to look it up. Yeah. Yeah, we're not going to the good clerks was filmed Correct yeah, exactly. So anyways, uh, hey Pennington. Thanks for listening
All right. Like I said lots to get to we've got some icing that happened over the weekend Okay, we've got a return of the ludicrous libation law. Hey
It has been a minute I'm excited You know why we haven't done it in so long because I absolutely forgot to put it in there When I restructured the rundowns I just forgot to add it I believe that yeah
No reason other than I absolutely forgot about it. Guess who's back back? Yeah, Shady's back. Tell your mom This just proves I don't have an ego, you know cuz that was my idea and I totally didn't realize it wasn't now and I and I loved it and
Yeah, just totally forgot to put it in there. And here we are. I remembered like three watch a shit on New Jersey today Just you wait Anyways before we get to any of that, let's figure out what we're drinking over here
Oh I'm so excited for this one. I haven't tried it yet. This is Made West short-lived series, which is a rotating IPA collaboration series different collab brewery every time
They collabed with local brewery tarantula Hill T Hill T Hill in the house to come up with a hazy IPA 7% has a four point one and untapped with not a ton of ratings but respectable number
They say hazy IPA stacked with Citra Nelson and HBC 630 Brewed in collaboration with our friends at tarantula Hill This IPA has a fruit forward expression of pineapple cherry and white grape
I get the white grape for sure You know, I get pineapple in the schnazzer Rooney the aftertaste even like a little I Totally get the white grape like white grape juice. That was always so I always liked it better than
You like the purple stuff. Yeah You're a freak man, my mom didn't buy like a lot of Juice I am right. We've already discussed this. Yeah, and my mom's a great juice
she makes her horny goat weed in with the white my mom didn't buy me like a lot of juices growing up and She would get more of like the lighter ones, too I don't know if they were lighter in sugar or they didn't stain your teeth and then she
Thirty eight and a half years old and he's never had a cavity So mom, thanks Yeah And the girl who's 38 year at 38 and a half years old and just for the first time in her life Had a PSL I did
Pumpkins I was not a basic bitches. I thought I was apparently I Yeah, I hugs and short shorts, but no PSL it's very true I love hugs and short shorts
Oh my god, I work out in Uggs every morning I have a pair of slippers and your short short your basic. Yes. Oh, I'm super basic. Yeah Oh clearly I am now. I mean, here's the thing though
Like I'm a purist when it comes to coffee and I like black coffee I like Americanos no room for cream like I am just the blackest of the black like to match my soul and
This pumpkin spice latte was a little on the sweet side. I mean it was it wasn't bad I can't I just I it's just not my thing. Like I don't I don't understand. I guess the hype
But I mean it was fine. I like just a touch of cream just a touch. No sugar just a little cream It doesn't taste like coffee and I guess I drink coffee because I actually like the taste of it Even though we're on a beer podcast. I'm right falling down a rabbit hole
Okay, let's come back. Okay. Anyway, I can feel that I feel like personally I'm gonna interrupt you with this We're just gonna touch on this pumpkin spice here for one second So I got into pumpkin spice really early like
We're talking like 2013 2014 when it was like the limited edition creamer every yellow bitch every holiday and you're like real limited edition
Not like hey now we're gonna keep this around eight months out of the year. Sure. This is only here from August to July Yeah so I would stock up on it super hard and I would get like the pumpkin spice coffee for the Keurig and I would get
The pumpkin spice creamer, so it was just like wicked strong pumpkin spice and I love pumpkin and pumpkin spice and all that goodness But I totally outdid myself and burn yourself out so I can't do like the pumpkin spice lattes anymore
Yeah, yeah, it's harsh. I was done quite anything I never got into the PSL but I did early on enjoy me a caramel brulee latte Which comes out or at least did around the same time as the PSL. Yeah, that's so yeah. Yeah, but sounds yummy
It's just too sweet for me nowadays. It's just a glass of diabetes. I love all the sweet stuff I love it. I can't and I can't do it anymore. So anyways, I'd wrap up this beer. Yeah delicious I really get the white grape juice though. Yeah, it's a little dank. I have a little bit of dankness
Yeah, I get pineapple and I get the white great weirdly like I just haven't really been feeling IPAs as much lately. I don't know what it my taste has just kind of been off I guess this one I was like, it's like welcome back. Like I this one's really good
I'm really enjoying this. So thank you for yeah, it's music to my ears right there This beer in general is a bit of a welcome back for me. We were up till 330 Champagne a little mimosa. Yeah
You went to bed? Later we didn't eat anything before I went to bed last night. Shannon and I were drinking vodka Yesterday the wife On my skinny journey, I haven't I've been trying not to drink a lot of summer skinny. That's hot girl summer
I'm gonna go something like that. So I was doing passion fruit soda water shot a passion fruit juice Vodka and then top it with a little bit of Red Bull sugar-free. Well, yeah, that sounds wonderful
It was great and it's just like one shot. May I have some more? I think Shannon and I had like 10 Yeah, that sounds about right. Shannon had quite a few and I was so proud of her and I was put you know
We and by we I mean me you and big dick Nick your husband are Notoriously bad at just one more beer and Shannon is notoriously good at no you dumb fucks go to bed She's the one asked me. She's all yeah shaking her glass. Can I have one more? Yeah last night you go
Oh, there's just a smidge left in here. I'm gonna make myself a little itty bitty one She goes, how about you fill me up to and I'm like, oh who is this woman? I know we had so much fun. So it was a great day Nick put a brisket on we floated. He's now I'm turned on
Yeah, they had a bunch of I say a bunch what like eight people were over risky party in fact Kevin and Patty who put on the trivia at naughty pine that we go to
Where we only got third place this week. I know we're such losers. We're over there. Please tell the story Oh, I mean we just it was an off night and we were actually up against some friends including
Will from California Coffee Republic and Brandon and and they had like a giant team of like 38 people and that's lame Right. I'm talking a little shit. They had like 10 people
there's five of us and There was a couple rounds that just There was something about like a Harry Potter around and we still come back though. Like yeah, we definitely made up some ground
We were in like six that one point we we pulled it And we missed second by four points so, you know, there you go battle for second once again, I Love it and never told
so anyways, brisky followed by a ton of drinking and and Oh, yeah, that's what I was getting to but then like, you know, we had a couple of mimosas this morning and
Here we are. I needed I needed a little beer in my life to settle the malt really settles my stomach I don't know if you guys have found this in your own day-to-days, but like I just need my buzz brought back Yeah, like the the champagne brought back the buzz, but it didn't settle anything. Okay, and having the maltiness I think settles things
I actually feel the most normal now. Yeah Here we go. Welcome back everybody who's ready to party tomorrow's a holiday. Let's fucking go
Holiday and Sunday before the holiday. So yeah, so I Have to bring this up this happened yesterday But but this was inspired by a discussion that really flex and I had in one of our Instagram engagement groups
And that is being iced. We've all Been you've been iced right? Oh, I thought like it started in the Midwest. I didn't know that but Complete lie. I've witnessed it. I
Have never been iced. I know I've just put you've never been ice on the target list I'm sorry. You've never been iced. I know what's happening next week. Okay This got really big for me and my friend group I would say from like
2008 and I mean all the way through like 2015 yeah, that's when it was really like yeah. Oh, oh wait ish for the next five or so years It was really at it. Yeah, we had some good like we we would have friends who would throw parties and
My buddy Dustin was like a fucking nutjob with wanting to ice people So my friend Deanna, he would like, you know hide ices underneath pillows. Oh, yeah
Somebody needed to like crash, you know Too drunk, so they go to bad. Boom. You put your hand into the pillow. Oh He's done them under the toilet seat before or he closed the bathroom door
You close the bathroom door and then you just set the ice on top of the toilet seat So then the first person to walk into the bathroom gets screwed We've taped one inside of a pizza box before so it didn't roll around like an empty pizza box Wow
And we went to a fantasy football draft and I was like, oh, hey wants a piece of pizza It was so good now do you play that they have to like touch it or do they know you just you just see it
Okay, we always played that you like you actually have to touch it and then oh, that's not no That's not then. How do you get like surprised by it? Well, you could like put it You know the one of the last ones I got ice with was my wife teamed up with one of my friends who we used to always ice
Each other and because I had asked her go get me a beer. We're at a party and my friend goes let's ice Greg Shannon's like I'm in yeah, Shannon goes he'll never suspect it from me. So I'm playing I think I was playing pool
I was playing some sort of drinking game and playing pool and she comes up from behind She goes here, babe Here's your beer and I just reached for it and she put it in my hand And I didn't know what it was and I come back around ice enhanced then I had ice
Another one was like somebody put it in their purse and they're like, hey, can you go grab the keys out of my purse for me? So I just kind of like open the person reach in there was a nice and it's pretty smart. Yeah, so that is genius
I like that. Yeah, it makes a little more challenging for the ice Er to get the ice II cuz like you have to touch it, you know, yeah Yeah But yeah so anyways this all got started and turns out Erica's never been iced from neck nosh and
We'll be there with her at GABF in a few weeks Oh, and I think I need to contact McDreamy we need ice though, you know, she listens to the show, right? I know but this is all stuff that's been said watch your back. I'm not giving any more secrets out like we need to
Ice are so good. All right I still believe that you just have to see it like it's the idea of like the creative surprise factor But if you walk into a kitchen and it's sitting on the counter like do you then have to drink it?
I don't think so Like I feel like if you put it in like a cabinet and somebody reaches into the random cabinet opens up like hell Hey, I need like a snacky and you open up the snack cabinet
I mean, I love the the tape in it to the other side of the toilet seat. That's that's brilliant. It's fucking brilliant So this whole discussion inspired me. I felt very inspired. We had a present for for Nick Nichols husband
it was a tasty big-ass stouty barrel H thing, which is his jam and Said maybe we put a second bottle in that bag and that second bottle should be a nice and it was the big size
By the way, it was the Today well it had to match the other bottle size so it wouldn't seem weird. So was that like a 20? Yeah
so we wrapped them like we put him in a gift bag wrap them with you know, like tissue paper and Shannon even put a sticker over the top of the ice because it's a very red distinct. Yeah, and you know it so he
Yeah, he opens it in the perfect order. He pulls out the real beer first. He's like, oh this sounds so good He's like, what the hell is this and he reaches back in he goes Oh, what's this and he pulls out he's like the fuck turns out he'd never been iced before
He didn't even know you had to like get down like on your knee I was like, no, no, you have to get down and like do this. He's like I knees It's a real thing. Yeah, he's like I drink the whole thing now because it was the large one
I wasn't gonna hold him to downing the entire thing at once I was like if you get half down and then you just have to finish the rest at some point I would have been okay with that. You want to talk about? Oh my god. Yeah, I was
Yeah, it was impressive I was impressed I have a video I'll send it to you flex it had to be less than 10 seconds That's crazy because you're talking about a bottle sucks, too. Yeah, the bottle never even touched his lips
What he's fucking waterfalled that thing. He had one little like hiccup halfway He burped and a little like splashage happened and then Right back and finish and I cuz I was like, there's no way he'll just drink the rest and we are gonna commend him for
his 40 years of service right in life and For serving us in life and being the entertainment and No, he turned right back around like Greg said and it was down the gullet
Yeah, it was impressive. Everyone was cheering him on you can hear us all cheering in the video It's great. Like all of you know, some of his best friends were there and it was a very collaborative And
Then he was so angry so mad. I have to leave Every time he'd walk by them. Fuck you guys. Yeah, fuck you guys for I see me. I got heartburn right now. Fuck you guys
Fuck you guys He's mad about the heartburn that's so Fucking midlife is that so bad So pissed and then he starts going like I'm so drunk now cuz that ice and I wouldn't look to the bottle
It's four and a half percent after like bud. You just hammered down to 805s. I think you're alright Like that's not why you're drunk. No, that's the 13 beers you had leading up to it
It's not gonna help but no But yeah, it was it was hilarious. I didn't know he'd even know what it was. Let alone had never been ice Well, Nick thought Netflix and chill was literally
Watching movies and hanging out over the pandemic. He's like, hey, you know, like we didn't do much right like we're all kind of like So it's like one Friday. He's like, hey, do you want a Netflix and chill tonight?
I was like we've been married for fucking seven years. Like what are you talking about? And he's like what like what are you talking about like Netflix and chills like like code for like hooking up like we don't like we can just go do that
Did you just look at him like pet him on the head like you're cute You really thought like we were gonna watch Netflix and just chill that night I just chill, you know, like we got another poor glass of wine just chill and I was like, okay
He's so innocent and adorable. That's that is BDN is wholesome. Yeah, it's funny because I know how not Innocent he is like in yes thing. Yes, but then there are a few things like Netflix and chill and he's never been ice
It's like Oh Sweetie, I know I just give you a hug Something like I felt like a dick I was like I have totally ruined his night. He's got the fucking old man heartburn
He's putting down tums like they're going. Oh, yeah He was totally putting down tums at one point. He comes out mouthful of I didn't know what it was at the time He's like, oh, yeah, like his mouth What do you like tums?
It turned out great though and we had a good time. Yeah, I'm glad we got to share that. Yeah, hopefully he forgot about it I don't we'll find out when he brings dinner and like I know he's still bringing us dinner So he must not be too mad. I hope he puts an ice and a pizza
With the ribs He's bringing ribs over it'd be great if like one of them was wrapped up in foil He's like, oh hey that one's yours. I just unwrap it. I should text him right now. You should okay I promise I won't look I I will follow through. I know you he was a man of his I don't say word
Drunk this and he followed through even though he wanted to murder me and I would also be a man of my drunk I don't know if I could I could not do what he did though I could not put down that entire bomber and in mere seconds. It was yeah, it was impressive. Can we post it?
Do you mind if we post? Yeah, I have a video too. Oh, do you yeah, please do well We'll post it check out our socials. I'll post it up this week. So people can see Great Nick fucking go to town on this thing and try not to get a boner when you watch it. Good luck
It's impressive and then back to the whole Erica thing If you guys have any great suggestions on how to ice somebody we are sharing a hotel not a hotel room We'll see be in the same hotel. I don't think I could sneak an ice into GABF. I have a feeling they'll frown upon
Jack so I got to figure out a way like within the hotel to ice her I'd like to involve McDreamy but you know, he does sleep with her so he may side with her over me. I get it
So anyways, if you guys have suggestions mail at craft beer Republic comm, please send them our way I would like to make sure Erica gets iced at GABF Erica if you're listening earmuffs
And don't put it in the comments because you don't want her to see it. Seriously. Oh, yeah inbox you like, right? Yeah, signing sure ems or email mail crappy Republic comm you can even text our number 805 538 beer
Yeah, well, we need some some help with ice and Erica. I Can't wait good stuff great stuff great stuff like to get any good research in this weekend
No, I did I did like the family thing. We did. Okay, we did I researched some apple picking Alright Wholesome and tender
Did you know then then research some apple cider doughnuts Those are very very good And then Shepherd has talked about those on his podcast. Oh, you don't have them. Do you know?
That's not like a thing out here, but like it's not a thing out there Oh, okay from Detroit and he said like he'll drive through the Midwest on his way back home Just to hit all the different like Apple donut II whatever places yeah, they're really good
I mean, I don't know exactly what they do in like the process, but they add cider to the To the dough and then they fry it and then it's just like caked and like cinnamon sugar
And it's like really crispy on the outside. That actually sounds really good. Oh, it's super good So yeah, so research some of them and I guess real Midwestern of me
You Know and then what else and then like, you know, like some caramel apple, but it was like a Open face caramel apple, you know, like they slice it up and then they drizzle the caramel and then they put the toppings
I appreciate that. That's easier to yeah, I don't like I'm not like I don't like My face I'm just keep digging the hole right?
Well, I got him and you're like at the fair and it looks like you just had shot a porno with yes Like who grabs like a caramel apple by the stick and just like starts taking hunks off of it monsters
Like come on with giant mouth. No, I like on sliced and I'm gonna die and slice that shit Yeah, I'm paying you $12 for a goddamn Apple. You could slice it for me, right?
For me to eat yeah, yeah idiots Sammy that's about the amount of research I've done lately. That's fair. Yeah, I like, you know family stuff. Hoorah. Hoorah
All right before we find out what flex is ringing over there ludicrous libation law. It's back. Welcome back Well flex you sort of called it because New Jersey happened to have our top listening city of the week
I found a New Jersey law for a ludicrous libation law in New Jersey drunk drivers may not have vanity plates on their vehicles for 10 years after their conviction
That's like when the DUI drop is 10 years. Yeah, while it's still present on your record God that like breaks my heart. You have to have it just a normal. I love my Coley license plate Like here's the silly thing to me about this the vanity plates
Cost extra they do and then annually they cost extra. Yes. So who are you $40 extra a year? You're hurting your government state dollars $40 a year for we have the black plates the old like vintage, California plates like the black ones with a yellow number and letters
Okay, but yeah, those are $40 a year some are 50 Yeah, I think like the art one But the majority I think are 50 Yeah, it's like 50 bucks up front 40 bucks a year, but yeah, who are you hurting with this law you're hurting yourself
You're not making the extra money from these vanity plates, correct? Also, what's it for 10 years? Yeah for 10 years that shit adds up. Yeah, you know what it is. So it's punishment. It's crime and punishment
Yes, your car has to look like a normal car not a fail. Yeah, you can't it's you lose privileges you drink and drive You lose fun privileges. Apparently. I just feel like there's other privileges you could lose. I do too
I mean I make more said I'd be fucking pissed but it's weird. But once again, this is New Jersey Yeah, no more a Coley plate kiss my ass my gosh just go register your car in New York instead
Yeah, if anybody's looking for someone to register your car do it in Arizona like doesn't have to pass smog You don't need a front plate. You don't mean a front plate. It could be like 30 feet in the air
There's no wild wild west out there. Arizona is good for certain things I feel like plates are like I mean a lot of people are being really soft on that hole. Oh not, California No, you have to have they're doing this whole thing where you can do like a decal. Oh, really?
Oh, they were like testing it. It's almost like a like a printed sticker vinyl sticker and it goes over your bumper But it still shows Wherever it's supposed to be at least you have to mount up
You don't mount a plate if you have like you just have to peel your paint off when you go to take it off probably yeah Flex I have received Multiple front plate tickets really in my life actual tickets actual tickets. That's blue
So when you pay I'm right you don't do the fix it where you fix it or do you fix it and then take it off? Um, you really put bolts through your shit like it. Yeah thing when I so for the first car that I got it on
I actually had a plate but it was like shorter like, you know twist tight on there, but there wasn't a spot for it. So And it was backyard wrestling of you, right
So, I think I just paid it because it was like $15 and then but by the time I got my next two with my next car they Significantly gone up so on the on the third offense
I was like I'm gonna put a front plate on my car because my second car didn't come with a front plate when I bought it didn't have it I was like that's fine it looks way better this way anyways and After two tickets on my second one on that cars like you know, I'm gonna do I'm gonna put a front plate on this car
Now that makes sense. Yeah, so what is the front plate do it just helps identify? It's easier to give you a ticket Yeah, and they you know for amber alerts and stuff like that if you can identify the vehicle from front or back
You know, it's the whole thing. Okay, really? It's just easier to get. Yeah, it's California. Yeah, we're really no better car stuff here It's a little obnoxious. Okay. Yeah, right right on
Right. It's your car somewhere else. Yeah All right. Let's uh, let's answer some questions over here like the most important We're craft beer is king Where muscles are bigger than grounders?
Tom can guide us almost as big as one tongue and I work out jobber This world we must find out what is
Flex drinking tonight. Can I set the stage here a little bit? Sure, you not not to steal your thunder in any way. No, please do but earlier today I get a text message from flex
I'm very excited for you to hear my beer for tonight. Oh go on Well, honestly cuz I was even grossed up by it a little bit and I said is a mickle of ultra He said nah, I didn't say nah. Yeah
Haha So what is flex drinking, okay, so it's funny we were touching on some PSL shit earlier
Mmm, oh you basic be at so I was perusing the old liquor store today and I saw that they had some
abomination brewing in from Connecticut and I think Zack has Sent me some of this stuff before OG beer dude, and it is called forbidden pumpkin It is an imperial milkshake style India pale ale brewed with pumpkin spices vanilla and milk sugar
So it's like It's interesting but like the canard is what drew me in I mean the canard is dope. Yeah, so it's like Holding like this
Jack-o'-lantern and there's like a cool tree and then this weird skull up top It's just really wicked abomination to some really really good stuff. Did it fit the algorithm?
So so that's your here's where we're getting to. Oh, okay. Sorry. Sorry. I'm so here's what we're getting so The canard like checks like 10 out of 10. Sure for real great can up
Imperial milkshake it is a nine point three percent Okay, so this a BV it hits pretty solid the price was $16.99 a four-pack that's pretty damn solid
That's great. Yeah for a nine point three. Yeah, I mean it it checked it solidified it I said the only reason I was debating on getting it is because I don't know if I want to try myself a
Pumpkin spice milkshake. Yeah, especially four of them. I've never had it especially four of them So I figured you know what? Let's let's give it a whirl. So untapped has it at a
4.07 bullshit of 5,000 pull check it Just just saying what what what the thing says it's a thingy Greg it's not you it's a thingy. Uh-huh
And it says that forbidden pumpkin is an imperial pumpkin milkshake IPA that clocks in at nine point three percent brewed with malted oats Flaked wheat double dry hopped with citra and mosaic then fermented atop a monstrous amount of pumpkins vanilla beans
pumpkin spice and milk sugar This hazy IPA pairs perfectly with hoodies fall hikes and a night out by the fire pit with friends So I'm not gonna lie Greg. All right digging in this. I know please let us know it smells it smells wonderful
It smells like pumpkin pie. I Love pumpkin pie is the like the actual pie. Yeah The smell of it is delicious, okay, so this is like a little bit lighter version of that
It's not like thick with the aroma, but it's like you can tell it's oh, yeah, you smell like wow That's pumpkin pie the appearance of it is looks like juice. It looks a little juicy cider it it look
It looks like a hazy IPA. Yeah, it looks like a double hazy. That's got a little too much molten It's a little dark. I think that's my bad lighting could be okay. No, you know what? Maybe you're right
So, I think you're right I can't wait for the jet driver to hit this drain for flex I mean you're killing me Daddy daddy like he's not making faces. No. No, it's a lot
I would say like go on the body. All right. Uh-huh. So it's like higher than medium body It's like a little bit thicker. Okay, and I'm sure that's from the monstrous amounts of pumpkins and vanilla beans
You do get a really good like pumpkin spice flavor on this Is it sweet? It's not overly sweet at all So like you get the pumpkin spice most of all, okay
Hold on one second the cinnamon the nutmeg you still get some bitter from the hops like the mosaic So that's a weird thing. So you get the pumpkin spices You can like already tell that vanilla rounding it out like smoothing it out with the milk sugar
And you still do get like that hop Characteristic at the end like that real minimum minimal low-end bitterness It's like oddly enjoyable. This is it's really oddly enjoyable. I don't even know
Like I was to describe it. It is oddly enjoyable What a gem of mine So you're gonna send a can be a USPS to Greg and I to try Greg left but
Yeah If Greg will try this beer look if you said it, I'll try anything once Greg will try the beer I will sign the beer maybe twice. Yeah
Maybe three times to really make sure well three times the charm. Yeah, it's fall. It's fall in a milkshake IPA Interesting awesome issue. I do like the can me too. Yeah. Yeah, so cheers to abomination
I would I just want to make sure that that sounds like a bomb does it is that is that who does it? Pretty sure I looked at it you have a can in your hand does not yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I read it earlier
Oh, yeah, so California of you for me I wasn't wrong the whole time. Yeah. Yeah Wow. All right. Well good stuff. It sounds like something. Yeah. Hello fall
Yeah, hello Fall y'all God, I wish it was falling. It's cool down. It did cool down tonight a little bit finally. Oh my gosh You will open the door and I was like, oh my tank top. I'm chilly
See, it's 751 and it says it's currently 65 degrees Wow. It's like 85 here right now. Yeah, almost 10 o'clock your time. I might be lying to you. Okay, is it humid fucking liar?
It's been really humid. We had okay it rained yesterday. It's 79 degrees right now shit 951 that's yeah, we're in the we're in the midst of a little heatwave Yeah, that's how we've been for the last three weeks and then we had the hurricane
Yeah Some weird stuff that was definitely weird. So all right time for a little news flight But it's like typing
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Alicia Brewing Company have voted to unionize Making it the only anhyzer bush owned in quotes craft brewery to do so
I just talked about how much before we how much we can't stand their beer Oh Elysian. Yeah. Yeah Oh, I can't stand it's so nasty when people like oh they have space dust. I'm like We can't be so nasty there's like the tiger eye or something
I've only ever had space dust and I didn't love it then. Yeah Yeah, well the tiger one tastes just like space dust so yeah barf They they kind of go after that stone crowd where it's like, let's see how fucking bitter we can make this tree taste nasty
Yeah, no, thanks And like give me if I'm gonna spend money on that and it's going to Budweiser I'd rather have like a Bud Light or something like something macro and Agree. Anyways, good luck with your union and
Eventually putting Elysian out of business speaking of Bud Light. I thought this was funny kid rock, you know We all we all know he was the one shooting but like Beginning of all this bullshit. He was spotted at a concert last week drinking a Bud Light saw this picture flying hypocrite
Went crazy. I guess Addictions real, you know The heart once with the heart once okay That you know, you gotta get it. How you gotta get it. Get it how you can
And then finally Modelo is the number one beer brand. What was it called? Oh, I'm sorry. It's Modelo Sorry, I just wanna make sure I heard I was like, oh it didn't sound right. Sorry. I'm sorry proceed
Is the number one beer brand year to date passing Bud Light officially It is like three words like Modelo. Yeah, it's like mo and then a day like today. Yeah
Yeah, that's what it is. Oh, yeah. Oh day low. Oh day We want a mo day low to drink beer
Yeah, anyways, all right on to the full pour here Heineken has been trying to sell their Russian assets and businesses since the whole Ukrainian situation
Good decision. Yeah, no one's been wanting to buy it. They finally sold it last week for a whopping one euro Get out. Yeah for the price of a single euro
Heineken has sold its operations in Russia completing an exit That the giant Dutch brewer first announced within weeks of Russia's full-scale invasion of Ukraine last year Heineken said Friday that it sold its seven breweries and other assets in Russia to our nest group a packaging and consumer goods business
based in Starve for Russia the deal I nailed it the deal will result in a loss of 300 never get rose about 325 million dollars and I can said adding that our nest will take responsibility for Heineken's 1800 employees in Russia
Guaranteeing their jobs for three years. I'd probably not. Yeah, who's gonna enforce that there in Russia Putin's like Bye. Yeah, do what you want. It's like a beer. No vodka. Yeah
Henry, you know in Russia vodka drinks you I did I actually did know that I thought Russia was like It was like something like eight or ten years ago, they finally finally declared
Because they used to say like anything 5% ABV and below was a soft drink. Oh Yeah, so then they finally declared that like that was like not cool and they finally
Love That's actually really funny, but it's very Russian to you know, like it's like I don't condone Russia But that was like the favorite thing I've ever heard about Russia there. I'll give that to you. Can we can we say that?
Yeah, they're giving like Bud Lights to babies. Ah It's a soft drink it's no vodka Potato this potato. What do you have in that bottle at work? Oh, oh light beer. Oh, yeah, that's tight
I have soft drink at lunch. I have no Russian accent. My apologies. Actually, I don't care if I offend in mother Russia Yeah, I could drink you See, that was pretty good. Not bad. It's moose and squirrel. It's what moose and squirrel
Smart that's what I should do Ego the waffle company Ego has collabed with Sugarlands distilling company to launch Brunch in a jar. Yeah, I sent you is this what I sent you? Yeah, that's what you sent me
Inspired by classic brunch flavors this rich and delicious creamy liqueur Seamlessly blends the flavors of toasted egg waffles Sweet maple syrup and rich butter with a hint of smoky bacon
Thanks to the artistry of the experts at Sugarlands plus this brunch inspired alcoholic liqueur Tears perfectly with a go waffles to elevate any brunch occasion
Because I'm gonna fucking make a goes what I have. We're gonna hand make them and use our waffle maker brunch This is this is bougie basic bitch time, right? I've had a go waffles at zero brunches
Yeah, yeah, you're gonna make your own you're at the vanilla to the mixture. You're gonna make it delicious That's high school shit when I'm running out the door I was like I need a wall and then you're gonna add the liqueur to like a Latte you're actually gonna make it fancy. You're not just gonna like sip this but the
Yeah, I could do without the smoke I don't smoky flavor always a huge turn on Candied bacon like what they have it. I would try it
I don't think I would actually buy it the bottle, but I would try it if somebody was like hey Yeah, I got the egg all the core. I would try I love waffles waffles like But I like real waffles not
Really like you know definitely over pancake I mean Easily over pancakes if anybody likes pancakes over waffles. You're probably a terrorist. Yeah, there's a
By us and Tio called well. I don't know if it's called this anymore. It was Harold's house of omelets Yeah, they the guy Harold they sold it they retired someone else bought it I don't think it's called that anymore, but they still use the same recipes the omelets are like the size of your head
Mm-hmm, they're insane, but they had a do like headlam. Let's right And they've started a big pile of hash browns under it. It's like an absurd amount of food I could eat two bites and be like okay. I'm done anyway. They had a bacon
Belgian waffle oh and it has bits of bacon in the batter and it comes out and you put the maple syrup on it and you get like oh my god, it's It's a game-changer daddy like II daddy like it's really good anyway. Sorry. I do prefer peanut water waffles. Oh, that's good
I'll do peanut butter and syrup with with sliced almonds. It's delicious Wow You get all of it you get the crunch you get the salty you get the sweet
I like the crunch of this like slivered almond. Yeah, I like my waffles crispy. I don't want no soggy ass well Yeah, nobody wants. I you off. Yeah, it's got to hold up to the butter or the peanut butter Whatever you put on it
So I have gone through a phase where I needed something to eat at work And I had frozen waffles, and I literally eat them plain like I don't want anything on them I just make them crispy and I eat them plain. It's not weird like
Store brand like it's Vons or Albertsons brand Yeah, and I think they're like, I don't know a hundred calories and I'm like, whatever It's like a little snack like a low-calorie
I don't work out Look out for the Roid rage though. Yeah real bitch. That's real problem. Yeah. Well, I see you. Yeah
Well now she's proclaimed that she's never I know it's happening Jesus even my extremely innocent homeowner of a wife has been iced before. Oh, she's sweet. I'm just Really well loved I guess no one's ever iced. We can change that bitch. I used to drink it on my own
That was like one of my one of my first drunks when I was 18 I mean I was 21. Yes, three. Yeah All the hangover I think my friend put a pot next to the bed so I could throw into a pot bed in there
I've had ten gallon buckets next to me To be a good friends. Oh, she's a great friend. Yeah All right an alleged drunk driver was arrested after unwittingly and unknowingly calling
911 on himself trying to follow along fool. Yeah, I'm trying a video shared by Lancaster County Sheriff's Office Thursday captured a bizarre incident that unfolded in March the man called 911 told dispatchers that someone
driving a truck on the wrong side of Highway 77 in Lancaster County Nearly ran him off the road. Maybe that was shred over in PA. Oh, yeah
in his horse and buggy though rattled by the close call the drunk driver gave officers clear coordinates of where the collision nearly happened and the perfect Opportunity to hunt down the driver when a deputy pulled the man over just moments later the driver immediately realized what he had done
Deputy said do you know why I stopped you said? Yeah, cuz I was on the wrong side of the road. Oh No, he was the driver He was on the wrong side. Yeah, and thought someone coming to oh
He's the idiot that was on the wrong side of the driver was caught with a BAC Content over content over twice the legal limit prompting police to arrest him and put him in the back of the patrol car The man instantly confessed to calling nine one nine one one on what turned to be himself
When the deputy realized who he had in custody Yep, because I thought someone was on the wrong side of the fucking road, bro He said oh my god, the deputy said brown turned out it was you he responded. Yep like a dumb fuck
Pleased to meet you sir. Yeah Tell me thought someone's on the wrong side of the road calls the police. It was him. What a fucking dumb Wow What a dumb dumb?
What a dumb Sheesh I Love that. That's so good. It recalled the cops on yourself anybody. No, no No, this guy pretty calling cops on myself free, you know, yeah
I'm all I'm all out of calling myself on the cops, you know, oh, yeah, that's I guess that's probably for the better Yeah, yeah, I would think so. Yeah, pretty much. Um, all right. That's our show for tonight
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