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'I Think 'I mean.

That's probably not right,

'I.

Don't know.

either way, please, Donn.

How was your week?

Uh,

my.

Was A' good?

No, I've been sick.

Guys.

It's like 'I can't 'I.

'I had like two weeks, 'I feel like of recording where 'I wasn't sick and now sick again.

oh my gosh.

Back to back to back.

'I was like, 'I was sick before then.

'I went and visited my family.

Then 'I got sick again for my dad.

'I just 'I.

Can't escape it.

I've been really upping the vitamin intake because something, something's gotta be up that

So 'I don't know what it is, but I'm gonna do my best to get through this

yeah.

'I.

Hear it in the

we're just gonna hope that.

You know, big gift for episode 100 will be A' little bit clearer.

What are the symptoms?

'I hear A', little congestion, but what's

There's just so much.

It's so gross.

'I don't wanna even get into it, but it's just like A', like it's just,

And 'I am, I'm excavating, but it's just 'I can't excavate fast enough.

Got it.

That's A'.

Good word.

Yeah, so that's what's happening over here.

How have you been Trey?

I've missed you, 'I.

Truth be told, in real time, I've been so sick that 'I literally lost my voice.

And Trey and 'I haven't been able to record.

So it's rare that Trey and 'I go this long without seeing each other.

So it's so good to see you.

Trey, I've missed you.

'I miss you too.

'I feel the same way.

It's like,

have you been?

here.

I'm good.

You know?

Interesting.

It's cuz it's like 'I feel like the.

Over here on the East coast like we are fully, it's spring but it's like very hot.

It's about to drop 20 degrees, but it is so beautiful and you know, common conversation cuz

But it really, it's been like, it only exactly, it only snowed once in the winter, which is crazy.

And so everyone is like, it's gonna be A'

It's like hotter in New York right now than it is in la.

'I saw A' graph that Yeah, it's like the opposite 'I guess global

Yeah.

There you go.

But because of all of that, you know, 'I 'I this week has been really interesting

So 'I have really discovered the beauty of A', nice, crisp apple as A' healthy snack.

Oh my God.

Trey.

'I.

Feel like probably like every other year, 'I rediscover the apple and every, I'm

What about you?

Okay, so this is my whole Diat trap.

So 'I, you know, 'I as 'I shared, I'm on this new, uh, like 'I wanna say like wellness routine.

Cuz 'I 'I now have A' personal trainer.

Yes.

And 'I really love him.

And he has like this whole approach that at first 'I was A' little like side-eye about,

'I mean quickly.

Like

he's just, he's from like the body building world and so his whole thing is not

It's like targeting A', its specific muscles and

cool.

'I.

Love that.

the muscle.

And he just ha, 'I just really am digging him cuz he's Korean and he is from Korea

So he just, his whole thing is like, the key to anything in life is small portions.

Like, it doesn't matter how many crunches you do and 'I, it's like so trendy to say

But his whole thing is like just small portions

Right, like, don't like cut everything outta your diet that you

But like be mindful of how much

Small portion.

It's like he, he probably says it to me like probably 25 times in the hour that we're together.

It's like small portions, so like

I'm A'.

Big fan of small plates, like when 'I was trying to really be good about the small portions.

'I was 'I bought A', bunch of cute small plates that 'I loved, and then 'I was

Cuz there's something about having A' big plate with A' little bit of food on it that

But when you have A' smaller plate and it can still be full, it's psychologically 'I.

Don't know it helps.

But it is challenging cuz in this, um, transition period of like getting the stomach

'I would get an extra small fry because it, the large wasn't sufficient enough of

Or you could just go, great biggie Fry 'I.

Don't know if they're still doing that.

'I think not 'I think after A' supersize me.

And then 'I would also get A' large chocolate, frosty.

And sometimes if they asked, would you like to add A' A' cookie for A', dollar?

'I would say, sure.

So like that's, so I'm in the process of like shrinking the stomach, which is hard, right?

and also just habitually 'I get that cuz 'I also get home from work super late.

And it's like 'I didn't really eat enough during the day and like 'I was running around.

So now 'I feel like I've earned this meal, but it's late at night, nothing is open.

What am 'I supposed to do at this point?

Exactly and the earning, like that's really my mental place.

Like 'I, 'I really sooth with food.

same.

So the whole like small portion of things has been great.

Anyway, so I've been trying to cut out empty eating.

So anyway, but 'I love Apples and Granny Smith.

To answer your question, granny Smith is generally my go-to.

Wow.

You're A' Granny Smith guy, not A'.

It's A'.

'I.

Love the Sour and the Tart.

But

that?

Okay?

'I discovered because we were creating the hero set for A' Passover.

And obviously that's not gonna be A' sour apple.

It's going to be 'I Believe.

'I 'I.

Guess it was Fiji or maybe it was Red Delicious 'I.

Don't actually know.

But we had A' Bunch left over and 'I realized in our kitchen, this is such A' long story,

'I.

Remember it's like A' little tube that you, it's like the.

Pit remover.

It's like A' core and you, and then it like slices it an apple slicer.

no, it's not the circle, it's literally just the wand.

So you stick it through and it takes the whole pit out of the apple.

So then you have this little

you could still have the satisfying, like I'm biting into an apple, but

Okay, but wait.

A' core.

Okay.

But that's the thing is like 'I realized, because we were making the hero.

Yeah.

'I actually part of this discovery of loving Apple is 'I don't like

But when 'I do this pit remover, then 'I don't have to worry about.

Anyway.

'I, this is A', long diat Trab.

'I went to the grocery store and 'I 'I bought Granny Smith's.

But in eating the Red Delicious 'I was like, Ooh, there 'I like that.

This is like A' little honey tasting, A' little sweet on its own.

So 'I got some of the Fiji as well, so I'm

Gotta do A',

them.

But what's amazing is like 'I am able to eat an apple and feel totally satiated by

So that's really what my week has been about is like this epiphany of like, like 'I.

'I don't feel like I'm doing anything.

I'm just like eating the apple.

It's not like carby.

Yes.

It's very satisfying.

And this way of present presentation, like it 'I feel like it lasts longer

Right.

And of course now both fucking dogs come and sit and they want A' little bit.

So,

A' shareable Treat.

so now 'I end up eating less of the apple.

Yeah.

Anyway, that's my long story.

I've discovered apples and I'm, I'm just pointing it out because 'I think that I've

It's just habit.

It's all habit forming and like habit breaking.

So it's like, oh.

'I don't feel like I'm like being health, like I'm being forced to be healthy.

It's like 'I really crave the apple now, and 'I can make it an extended period of eating, but

So

Love that for you.

Yay.

Look at us talking about apples for

'I.

Totally.

But like it's funny cuz 'I just understand that feeling, cuz it's happened to me like every few,

Why don't 'I do this more often?

It's so filling and it is delicious, and you just, you're not thinking about that kind of thing.

When you are doing like the Wendy's and the whatever, you gotta like cut that

That's A' really great point.

That is A' really great point.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Anyway, 'I love that.

So positive here for episode 99.

So many good kernels of wisdom, but also I'm sure so many like suppressed complaints that that

'I know.

'I got one that I'm like really ready to jump into if that's okay.

Let's do it,

to.

ChelseyBD.

Tell me what is it that you would like to

Lodge, A', Complaint.

about today?

Oh my God.

Trey.

Okay, so 'I haven't been feeling great.

'I haven't really gone grocery shopping, so I've needed to order delivery like you do.

And 'I also because, 'I was sick and 'I missed work, and then 'I was home.

'I really like needed to get back into the routine, so you know that

However, when 'I really need A', little extra pop in my step, I'm like, I'm gonna get A' coffee,

What is your, what is your order, by the way?

iced coffee with like just milk, no sugar

What kind of milk?

oat milk.

Okay.

Anyway, so the person delivers it and.

They put the coffee in the paper bag with the food, and 'I didn't realize at the

Oh God.

and the coffee exploded.

Oh.

So then the coffee submerged all the food

Uh,

uhhuh and also submerged all the the carpeted steps.

gonna ask 'I, don't remember.

Are your, are your steps carpeted?

Oh God.

What color is the carpet?

Beige.

Beige, okay.

So the steps, and also 'I had A' wrap completely imploded within itself.

So the wrap is vomiting down the stairs in addition to the coffee mess.

And 'I am sick.

And the whole purpose of ordering the coffee and ordering the food was so that.

Expedite my, like sitting down at the computer and getting some work done.

And now 'I am in like at least A' 35 minute holding pattern.

And like also 'I was started cleaning up the food before 'I took pictures of the mess.

Cuz 'I was like, obviously 'I need to get my money back from, from Uber.

It's like, that needs to happen.

So then 'I needed to like restage some of the falling so that 'I could

To justify being like, and give me all my money back.

So anyway, so 'I,

you're art

to, yeah, now I'm art directing.

Okay.

The staircase.

So 'I, do all that, clean it up, sweep it like this.

Involved A' Broom.

This involved A' mop.

This involved resolve, like not just like one round of resolve, but

know A' lot.

elements of resolve 'I mean, truth be told in like cleaning products alone,

At the delivery thing and also you could see in the picture and it's still there.

'I haven't mopped outside.

There's like an entire trail of coffee tripling towards my front

So clearly beyond the fact that whoever at the restaurant like made A' fatal flaw here.

Also like the person that was delivering it, like couldn't, they at least have given me A' heads up.

Like, so sorry.

You're gonna have to process A' refund because like all of your stuff is gonna

And you know, 'I would've been annoyed after waiting for the food, but less annoyed

So the past passes in the past, but like, oh my God, it was such A', like Complaint.

Worthy moment, 'I.

Still can't get over it.

'I still can't get over it.

'I have like four follow up questions.

Okay.

First of all, are, so who put it in?

Are we sure that it was the restaurant or was it the driver trying to consolidate bags?

'I.

You know what?

'I can't be 1000% sure.

However, 'I wanna say it was the restaurant because.

The bag was A' stapled shot.

So unless the process is like the delivery person goes, puts the stuff in and

Then 'I would think it's the restaurant.

The delivery person's fault was not alerting me cuz clearly it was already dripping.

So they could have like, let me know at least that it was dripping so that 'I would've

Well, one would venture to guess that it wasn't dripping when

So it was probably in the process of receiving the bag and schlepping it and moving it,

so moving in the car and

was it an iced coffee?

Yes,

Okay.

Was there any tape over the straw hole?

there was.

Oh, did the tape go over the lid to the actual cup, or it was just over

No, it was just over the straw hall.

And here's another thing, the delivery guy, his rating was gold.

And I'm used to having my like platinum, like delivery divas.

And so when 'I saw gold, 'I was like, Hmm, 'I.

Wonder why we're gold?

And then like this happened.

So sometimes it does make you wonder like 'I 'I, listen, the platinum people, 'I will

And 'I think.

'I 'I get that.

It's A' hard job.

'I did it for like literally two days.

So I'm not shitting on the people that do it.

It's like really A' lot more difficult than it seems like just even finding

Like it is not an easy job.

So 'I won't say that, but 'I do think that there are some people that are way more mindful

Cuz you never know what's in the bag.

If it is staple shut, you

Wait, last question.

'I don't know anything about Uber Eats.

I've never used Uber Eats.

So 'I don't know about those tiers, but that 'I like that, they do that.

So last question, did Uber Eats refund you?

Okay,

They even refunded the tip.

They did make it right.

Uber Eats, they did make it right in the end, but like luckily the carpeting is A'.

Little old and 'I think my landlord like wants to replace it Anyway, so

But in an ideal world, 'I would, I'm gonna buy some more resolve and like, go over it

Mm-hmm.

'I hear that and as someone who is A', huge delivery person and also A', huge consumer

Why?

Why would you do that?

'I, 'I, hear it.

That's A'.

Very good.

Complaint,

Thank you.

'I mean.

It

I'm sorry about your stairs.

you very much.

So there's like A' whole next level of complaining why, who came up with beige

It's like beige is gonna get dirty no matter

'I know.

Anyway, Trey, it's now your turn because who?

'I 'I do feel better.

Thank you for letting me talk about that because it's been weighing on me and 'I

So what do you wanna complain about Trey?

'I really want to Lodge A Complaint against cultural gestures that

I'm talking mainly about this, how if you're gonna A' gesture that you're on the

Thumb.

Thumb and the

and the Pinky.

But you know what these young kids do?

Yeah.

Cuz they're used to cell phones.

They just have like A' cup also roll the window up in the.

yeah.

Because if you just point down, no one

how do you feel?

Because you've waited tables.

How do you feel about this?

Oh, like A',

Yeah, like A' check mark, like making A' check mark for A' check.

Well, um,

obnoxious?

no.

'I mean 'I.

'I.

Don't know.

done with like A' smile and you're just like, we're, we're

know, in my opinion, 'I would say if you are an individual that's going to gesture

Okay.

also because I'm so type A', the times that 'I have

So like the times that anyone has gestured at me across the re.

Like is because like an emergency is hap or something has happened, but

What are some other 'I just hate it Because it instantly makes me feel, not ne, not just old,

Like 'I.

I'm always gonna do the pinky and the thumb.

But like, it just bothers me that like it's an instant indicator

of your age.

If you're like doing Yeah.

'I

And then 'I also instantly go into this whole thought about like the

And even 'I was thinking like verbiage similar.

Like it's like, oh, 'I have to tape that.

Oh

back in the day we had cassette tapes and tapes, VHS

someone say that didn't ha, would they still say 'I have to hate that,

have to record.

'I, have to DVR it.

But remember we used to say 'I have to TiVo it,

Oh my God.

TiVo.

Yes.

And if you were A' TiVo person, you were like ahead of the curve On the dvr?

but, but this is also something very weird mix tape 'I.

Remember in the original production of Avenue Q

Oh yeah.

The song mixtape.

A' mix tape

Oh, did they change it?

A' Mix cd.

Stop it.

Yeah, 'I mean it's closed off Broadway now, but.

might as well be like 'I made A' playlist.

Right now it's A' playlist.

That's what it is now.

'I.

Wow, that's so weird.

Anyway, listeners, if you can think of more things that have not aged or have age

All 'I know is that 'I was taking A' picture of my client's daughter.

She was like wearing the same outfit as her cousin.

And so she gave me A' phone and 'I put it in like portrait mode and like got A' close up to

And she saw it and like died laughing at me like.

Portrait mode.

Like, are you kidding?

Like portrait mode is chewy now

everything needs to be done in like 0.5.

It's not so like selfie all about me, but like you were wearing the same outfit,

But

But taking A' picture is also something too, cuz 'I would

Oh yeah.

That's

But 'I wonder if millennials would say, click.

Click with their thumb, like you're doing it on A' phone.

You're right.

Yeah.

You can't be like, say cheese, click.

Yeah.

right, well that's my Complaint.

Now that we've complained, 'I feel like it is officially A' time for us to Lodge

Trey.

Let's do it.

I've got an interesting one today.

'I.

wait.

Review, That, Review.

As you know, we are your trustee.

Review Queen.

We bring in reviews from the internet that we feel need to be inspected.

We read you A' review, we break it down and then we rate the impact of the

Sometimes we'll have A' 0.5.

We've never done A' 5.5.

You're

We've never done that

don't know if that

well, maybe in the next 100 it, this is A' very regal process that we like to call.

Assess, That, Kvetch.

right.

And Trey, it is your turn today.

So what have you brought in for us?

Today I'm gonna share with you this two star Amazon review written

Doc.

Daddy.

Like Doc Martin, but Doc Daddy.

Yeah.

And 'I just want you to know that the only D that's capitalized is the first one in dock.

All the other Ds are lowercase.

Daddy, lowercase.

Okay,

Mm-hmm.

And then this is actually for sound asleep Dream Series Air Mattress with

High capacity.

It's super coloristic.

All right.

have so much trouble with air matches 'I.

So super curious to hear what Daddy has to say.

Daddy?

so here we go.

This is for an air mattress.

This is Doc Daddy's two-star verified purchase review.

Subject is A' love slash hate relationship with this mattress.

First the good.

We've got to sleep on an air mattress, parentheses, my wife and 'I for A'.

Few months due to A' cross-country move and delay in our stuff being delivered to our new house.

We've tried some others.

Parentheses, we really need A' King and they can be hard to find in A' Good air Mattress.

But this one is by caps, far the most comfortable we've ever been on all caps.

In fact, we put A' Tempur-Pedic, three inch topper on it, and we've discovered

It is more comfortable than 95% of the high end mattresses.

We try out and as comfortable as the $3,600 Tempur-Pedic mattresses and no

And we both have back issues.

And my wife has hip issues and she is caps really picky about mattress.

We ask ourselves why spend so much on A' High-end Mattress when this is as comfortable

So why is this not A' five star rating?

And why don't we use this as our permanent mattress?

First, this is the fourth one of these I've purchased since February, sorry, third purchased,

But each one has developed A' leak in A' relatively short period of time.

Even though we are caps, very careful with them.

Second, even though these are called A' King Mattress, the size is non-standard A'.

Standard King is 80 long by 76, wide parenthesis A', California King is 84 by 72.

This is 82 by 70.

Thus it will not fit on A' King Bed.

The topper doesn't really fit well, et cetera.

'I get that it isn't intended to be used as A' permanent bed, but it could be A'

No idea why they decided to make it an odd size because this really

If they could make the King A' standard size I'd rate this A' three.

If it didn't leak, parentheses, just my experience, but that's all 'I can base

This would be rated A' five with exclamation points.

Very interesting.

All right,

Right.

Weird

very weird cuz here's the thing with me is like, isn't the leak the non-negotiable?

'I mean well.

If it leaks, that's it.

Like that's the 'I mean and 'I get that.

There's really no perfect air mattress and 'I think, it sounds like 'I did A' similar

Robotic ones that like lifts up and is like tall and it was super expensive 'I.

Think it was like from Wayfair or something like that.

And 'I left it out for A' really long time cuz 'I had A' guest come.

And then 'I was just sort of enjoying having an extra bed to like fold laundry or whatever.

So 'I left it out and 'I feel like 'I just left it out too long.

And eventually it was like, it did eventually leak and it was A' real shame.

And 'I felt like, yeah, maybe 'I 'I abused, 'I overused.

This mattress.

So 'I think it's interesting because doc daddy did say that like, 'I get that this

'I do sort of feel that way.

Like this is meant to be used maybe like A' month tops.

And it's be, it's meant to be like, Deflated and put away to be kept safe.

And if it's out, there's just like more likelihood that you sit on the bed with

That being said, it just, it seems crazy to me that doc daddy like repurchase this three times.

So like what do we think the timeframe was that we're using this mattress?

Right.

So all of this I'm so on board with, so 'I did wanna state, cuz they say it's

But they, they don't give us, it just has A' few months.

They have to sleep on one for A' few months, so,

that's five months, so we're talking four different mattresses

So that is giving A' little bit above A' month shelf life of continuous use.

'I.

Don't think it's A'.

Great idea.

'I.

'I was actually really surprised when they mentioned.

Putting an air mattress on A' bed frame, 'I also wouldn't think to do that.

'I would think that that would definitely lead to A' leak because if you think about it, like A' bed

Just that leading to A' leak seems very common.

So I'm having A'.

Little bit of trouble 'I.

Guess ascertaining.

How much of this is like doc daddy and wife's user error and how much of this is, you

'I.

Do think it's super interesting to, how much was this air mattress?

So the king size, so of course it, it's on A' deal at the

The deal is 41% off, so it's A' hundred and $31 for this king size.

that's what 'I was about to say.

So like when you're getting A' King size, you're talking about like at least

That's A' lot of money to spend like.

At that rate, at the price.

If it's 2 46 'I mean just buy A' regular mattress at that point, right?

'I mean like it's one thing if you're saying 'I had it A' month it leaked.

A' company replaced it.

'I had another month, it leaked, A' company replaced it.

But if you're telling me, doc Daddy, that you purchased $600 ish,

Isn't that A'?

Little nutty.

Especially since they mentioned that they have this Tempur-Pedic topper.

So like why don't you just buy A' $600 mattress from Mattress Firm.

'I.

If you're just waiting for your like amazing mattress to be delivered or something,

Right.

Well that brings up A' really great question here because they, they mentioned that they've

Because 'I cuz 'I guess they're waiting for the stuff to arrive.

But does that include A' mattress?

Like 'I am confused in the narrative about are they trying to find the sufficient replacement for

A' few months, but still, even if you're like, we have A' guest room,

Then it's like, well then get A' mattress now and put it on the guest room later.

It just, something's not adding up.

And you know, so when 'I was like, oh, let me find A' review of an air mattress,

But 'I was really struck by this because.

'I mean when 'I think of an air mattress like 'I.

'I do think of them deflating throughout the night, whether that's A' leak or whatever.

But to your first question here was, is this A' deal breaker?

And eight people have found this helpful, but to me, 'I would think, okay, if this is super

Right.

But then 'I, think if it happened again.

'I understand the dilemma of like, but then also we're bringing up this point

at that point.

Cut your losses

something that it's not designed to be for?

So then,

and just buy A' mattress 'I.

Don't know something's weird.

Well, 'I do wanna mention here there are some quirky spelling,

So they say first the good and we get the whole preamble about their

Okay.

Then they say, so why is this not A' five star rating?

And they say First and they do A' Dash.

It's saying like, this is the purchase history.

Then they say Second with A' colon.

Okay.

Inconsistent.

'I found that A' little inconsistent.

Also, they begin it by saying first the good.

So, but then they like do

them, you expect them to say, now the bad or second the bad, or,

Well, it's just interesting that it's first the good preamble.

Then they go, okay, first, like, we've already had A' first, so, so that

Don't know how much that's really gonna weigh on me, but.

Something that 'I found interesting that like just bringing my own

And 'I think it's sort of fascinating and interesting that if they've been

So like, almost like kudos to them for

'I thought of that too, especially when he mentions that there's

exactly.

I'm in my thirties and 'I can't!

sleep on A' air mattress, so

Well, that's what keeps coming up for me because they keep saying it's A' two-star

Like it should like purchase something else.

I'm like, well, what else?

Like what really matters at the end of the day with an air mattress?

Other than Does it leak?

Does it not leak?

Also, don't you remember like little inner tubes like, and like inflatable pools.

Like do air mattresses come with those little plastic sticker?

Yeah.

Do those work?

'I don't know.

I've used them before.

They do work.

The

But would they work for life or would they work to inflate it?

A' couple of more times for like A' night or two.

They can work for life.

Like I've had ones that I've added to mine that work.

But the, the problem with it is that like you really need to locate exactly where the leak is.

You Yeah.

Like you

and what if it's in one of the little seams, then you probably can't cover

Mine was in A' seam and like 'I did cover it.

But like, have 'I used that air mattress really since I've covered it up?

No, 'I haven't, because 'I just feel like 'I, like 'I don't trust it.

Well, 'I wanna also point out here something that feels like incongruent is we're

So you would probably feel that on any other air mattress.

Then it keeps leaking.

Right?

And then we have this whole final point about the non-standard sizing, God, that is frustrat.

is, 'I was gonna say, we gotta talk about the non-standard

That's A' Complaint.

That's A' Logic

A' Complaint.

That is A' Logic Complaint.

And the thing is, it's funny because 'I thought this is where they were

So they went with the like frame, which 'I don't think is an issue for

Cause 'I don't think most people getting an air mattress are putting it on A' frame.

However, sheets betting, that's what 'I was thinking.

Yeah.

That's what 'I was thinking

Can 'I knock?

Like 'I was surprised they didn't bring it up.

Like can 'I not get A' King sheets on this?

Do 'I need to get A' California King like

'I.

Wonder if the company, cuz we're talking all of the inconsistencies here.

It's, um, A', standard King is 80 inches long, right?

This is 82.

The California king is 84, and then the width is, this is 76.

The California king is 72, but this one's 70.

Like it's really off.

So 'I wonder if the company sells sheets, but like 'I don't want A'

And 'I get that.

They have those products where you can clip them underneath the mattress,

But like all of these negatives, this like this is almost A' deal breaker to me.

'I know.

It makes me wonder usually, you know, Trey with the negative refuse

So 'I would say like, queenly move, giving it A' two star, but still starting with A' positive.

But it really makes me wonder, other than like the point at the end with if it didn't

It's the right size.

Was the right size almost.

Why did we go two stars?

Not one star here.

'I 'I.

Guess I've never thought about, oh, I'm gonna buy the same air mattress again.

That didn't work like 'I.

Just find that like baffling.

I'm not really hearing enough positive things.

Like you said, 'I feel like the positive things were attributing to the beginning experience

Mattress itself, so I'm just wondering why, like what is it about this air mattress that

Right.

I'm really stuck on that too because it really does occur to me that it's probably this topper

right.

'I mean.

I'm really having A' hard time imagining any other scenario.

So let me see if 'I can try to pull that bias off.

But, but they put it in, they talk A' specifically about the Tempur-Pedic three inch mattress.

'I mean.

'I.

Just 'I.

Don't know humor.

Is there any humor here?

No.

'I.

Don't think that there's intentional humor here.

'I.

Think it's like sort of funny and interesting, but 'I don't.

'I don't really think it's funny.

Haha.

But 'I really find them to be very truthful.

'I don't think they're

'I di 'I.

Do think

overly non-hard.

here?

'I.

Guess my question then at the end of the day is yes, they're truthful.

Yes, 'I buy it is this common fluke that's like where 'I think 'I am.

You know, hesitating on The value of this review overall is that, would most people encounter this?

Situation of A' leak and be like, I'm gonna order it again.

Or would most people get to the first leak and be like, I'm gonna look elsewhere.

That being said, 'I.

'I do agree it is hard to find A', good air mattress 'I.

Just wish there was like A' little bit more information about why we really

Yeah, this is reminding me of 'I Forget which versus episode where

Little overly, um, letting it go.

'I think that was the, the resort or something.

oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Maybe it was.

Yeah, you're right.

It was the, the, uh, sandals

because 'I, I'm wondering if maybe Doc Daddy is displacing inappropriately

But 'I, hear you 'I.

Think there's two issues here around common or fluke because 'I don't know the

Also, 'I don't know the commonality around using an air mattress as your every single

is this user error?

Is this 'I?

Think 'I would have to read on is the point.

At the end of the day, 'I would need to like compare, but 'I will say that 'I like, really

'I What?

'I Where?

A'.

Male.

Male, male.

Karens, Ken wasn't just like A'.

can't!

about it.

Just like complaining, complaining, complaining, complaining,

and they really came with research here.

They tell us the standard size of A' King, A' standard, California king, and then what this

And they bring up good things.

Like for me, what 'I really loved was when they talked about like the hip pain and the

So that's like A' number one thing that 'I would look for is if somebody in the review was like

Amazing.

Like that's Queenly good information.

Anything else that we should be considering for Talk Daddy, before we hop into A' Crown?

I'm just really split here between.

'I because 'I do also think it's very queenly of them to acknowledge 'I, get that this is

Like 'I, that's also very queenly

Agree.

'I.

Just I'm try.

Okay.

If we're to crown this review, it's tough.

It's,

it is.

It is definitely tough.

But 'I think 'I f 'I feel like 'I can do it.

All right, so ChelseyBD and 'I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards.

In an effort to be fair and not influenced by one another, we will simultaneously reveal our rating.

The Queens are Tabulating.

A', Total, Score.

I'm so conflicted.

You got this.

I'm

know what to do.

I'm scared to look up cuz 'I,

I'm not lifting until you look up.

I'm waiting cuz.

'I already picked mine.

Let's you got this.

Try just go with your.

All right.

Here we go.

Okay, ready.

Oh my goodness.

Very interesting.

So I'm holding up three crowns.

Trey, shockingly for me is holding up four and A' half, but we'll get into that.

'I went with three just because like 'I said, 'I am left with A'.

Little bit of is this A' specific set of circumstances to.

Doc Daddy could 'I stop here and not continue to read any other reviews.

Feeling like I've gotten all the information that 'I need.

'I really don't feel like 'I could.

That being said, 'I like Doc Daddy.

There's something about them that 'I like 'I.

Find them earnest 'I.

Find them truthful.

'I think they really owned up to everything, right?

Even like maybe this isn't A' traditional way to use an air mattress.

'I don't think that they were hiding behind anything and 'I appreciated that.

So that's where my three crowns are coming from.

But 'I had to take off just A' couple crowns because 'I don't know

And 'I don't know that 'I trust A' hundred percent of the proper usage of the item.

So that was why 'I went with three.

But I'm curious to hear why you went with four and A' half tray.

I'm just really conflicted here because A' 'I wish that there were pictures.

'I don't know why.

'I just want A'.

Few pictures.

'I think the impact for me is 'I, even if this is not the intended, uh, usage.

'I.

If 'I was here to buy it, 'I would gather, okay, 'I think 'I may not buy this 'I.

Think 'I don't want to buy something that I'm hearing.

Many of them are leaking, but 'I don't know.

'I.

'I am so conflicted because 'I think it's such an odd R.

Like it's so 'I really was hoping to find very comical, funny, like the

Right, right, right.

But it's really perplexing to me cuz 'I think the doc daddy really

They give us enough information.

It's really pretty to look at.

It's like really well researched.

They really are trying to be positive, but, but 'I think they persuade me because

I'm getting, it's gonna be great, but 'I don't want to have wrinkly mattress sheets.

So 'I think they really are persuading me even though they love it, that I'm not gonna love it.

'I need to find something different.

And 'I do think A' lot of this just goes to the Tempur-Pedic three inch topper.

which 'I would love to know what that is.

so even though 'I think it's like.

Maybe the commonality is off.

Maybe it's A'.

Little fluky.

'I.

Think like 'I.

Trust them.

There's A'.

Lot of unique information here.

'I think it's pretty valuable.

The impact is strong.

So four and A' half.

That's why 'I said four and A'.

Half 'I still feel weird, but,

No, listen.

'I like Doc Daddy, 'I, 'I really do like them.

So

but 'I get.

'I get why you said three as well.

Yeah.

amazing.

Love that.

Do you think that Doc Daddy is A'?

'I think Doc Daddy has to be A' doctor?

Because otherwise 'I feel like Doc, the name Doc Daddy would be someone who's trying to

Do you think that they're like, like A'?

kind of

like, like you know how chiropractors get A' Doc.

They, they're A', doctor A', the degree is A' doctor, but it's not A' Doctorate.

Right.

So do you think that, like, what kind of doctor is Doc Daddy

Hmm.

'I?

Don't think that they're like A'.

You don't think they're MD

No.

'I think they might be md, but 'I wonder if they have A' doctorate in like theater.

'I mean 'I could see doc Daddy being A'.

Podiatrist.

Ooh, that's good.

Maybe.

'I.

Don't think 'I.

Don't think doc.

Daddy's like A' surgeon.

I'll say that.

Yeah.

'I don't think if you're gonna, if you have hip and back pain, 'I feel like you're not

'I.

Yeah.

'I.

Feel like if Doc daddy was like an orthopedic or like A' spine surgeon, he

you're looking at x-rays, then you're not gonna entertain this.

'I Don't think 'I Don't think he would.

Right.

'I don't.

'I don't 'I think he wouldn't do this to himself.

Um, if that

but 'I do appreciate Doc Daddy's energy of like being very positive.

So why don't we use

yes.

Good

we've, we've reached this most regal portion of our show.

It's your opportunity to be docked on to be cheerful.

ChelseyBD, who are you inducting today?

Four.

My Royal.

Well, Trey, while you're luxuriating in the sun on the East coast.

'I have been dealing with A' plethora of rain over here in the West coast, which obviously

Oh my God.

What would we po 'I?

First of all, 'I didn't do my queenly research and A' apologize.

When were windshield wipers invented, what could you possibly, like before windshield

'I mean?

What would you do?

'I have been really over-utilizing my windshield wipers as of late with all of this rain 'I.

Don't think I've ever used them as much as 'I have in the past few weeks with all this

And my goodness, 'I, just wanna say thank you to whoever the person is

Windshield wipers.

You literally make it so that 'I can drive my car in the rain.

And 'I.

Don't know that 'I spend enough time showcasing my gratitude towards you.

So 'I wanted to take this platform, which is the only one that 'I truly have at the moment

Windshield and allowing me to drive in the rain.

So 'I wanted to induct Wil A' wipers as our Royal Highness.

That's so funny to me because 'I can just see you in the car driving and having

Royal Highness.

Highness.

Wait, and I'm instantly hearing A' Complaint here is when the wind, and

And 'I feel like growing up, our cars all like they, my parents were not replacing

Crisp, precise, half circle clean, like that is so satisfying to me.

It's like 'I love that when you go to the gas station and they squeegee and

How terrifying to imagine the person driving before windshield wipers and

Oops.

Right, exactly.

Or like the only other thing 'I 'I hate is like, you know, when it's like drizzling,

Like if you do it too fast, then it's dry.

If you do it too slow, then you can't see.

But that being said, it looks like the windshield wipers were invented by A' woman.

At least they're listing like 'I think three people with the credit

But the initial idea came from A' woman.

Uh, Mary Anderson looks like A' 1902 for

Thank you, Mary.

Wait.

And 'I also love rear window wipers.

Wait, do

Not all cars have them just like SUVs.

'I feel

Yes, be yes.

Because when we first were leasing A' car, David had A' Corolla and it did not have the rear.

And 'I was like, this is so difficult to drive.

Yeah.

Okay, wait.

Also, do you remember in the late eighties, early nineties when they were putting

Oh my God.

'I like briefly 'I mean vaguely.

Remember seeing

That is so stupid.

boop,

Also, remember the, um, from A', different world, um, what's his face?

He had the windshield wipers on his sunglasses.

'I didn't see different world 'I.

'I feel like I'm imagining Eugene like Levy in my head, but 'I know that that's wrong.

But 'I know You're talking about like the

he had A'.

with the windshield wipers on.

Oh my god, so

'I don't know.

Yes, exactly.

Well, great induction.

Really good 'I.

Love windshield wipers too.

Yes.

Couldn't live without 'em.

Could not.

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'I love windshield wipers.

'I do too.

'I feel like I'm A' windshield wiper with my bun.

You know what 'I mean?

Just swinging my head back and forth.

'I feel like the sound effect of A' windshield wiper is similar to like A' Cat owner.

Like why do we always turn into A' S M R

We just like it.

It's just fun

satisfaction?