1 00:00:01,801 --> 00:00:11,244 Watch out for my underwear. 2 00:00:15,415 --> 00:00:17,050 Welcome in, everybody. 3 00:00:17,050 --> 00:00:19,886 It's the Craft Beer Republic. Thanks for drinking. 4 00:00:19,953 --> 00:00:21,688 Thanks for joining. 5 00:00:21,688 --> 00:00:24,357 I am being joined by the biggest 6 00:00:24,424 --> 00:00:27,560 gentleman in the Midwest and that is Flex. 7 00:00:27,560 --> 00:00:29,095 How's it going, big, sexy? 8 00:00:29,095 --> 00:00:30,830 Just opening doors for people. 9 00:00:30,830 --> 00:00:33,466 You know, like a gentleman should. Right. 10 00:00:33,833 --> 00:00:34,901 Going in second? 11 00:00:34,901 --> 00:00:37,203 Yeah, finishing second 12 00:00:37,837 --> 00:00:38,671 in the building. 13 00:00:38,671 --> 00:00:40,540 Okay. Okay. 14 00:00:40,540 --> 00:00:42,409 A little journey over there 15 00:00:42,909 --> 00:00:44,978 and back for another week of punishment 16 00:00:45,345 --> 00:00:49,015 and still needs to sign her contract so she can officially deflect. 17 00:00:49,015 --> 00:00:51,418 Callie. Yay! 18 00:00:51,418 --> 00:00:52,819 And all of the children. 19 00:00:52,819 --> 00:00:55,255 Oh, okay. 20 00:00:56,423 --> 00:00:57,624 Really? Well, the papers. 21 00:00:57,624 --> 00:00:59,459 You didn't get. Them? No. Did you fax. Them? 22 00:00:59,459 --> 00:01:02,796 I did. My phone line might be down. 23 00:01:02,829 --> 00:01:04,697 Maybe I'll check it. Yeah. Yeah. 24 00:01:04,697 --> 00:01:06,833 Check out, like here. Cost in the mail. 25 00:01:07,934 --> 00:01:08,835 Yeah. 26 00:01:08,868 --> 00:01:11,938 Can't trust the post office anymore. 27 00:01:11,938 --> 00:01:14,941 Or UPS or FedEx. Yeah. 28 00:01:15,642 --> 00:01:19,946 It'll just arrive shredded if you put it by U.P.S.. 29 00:01:19,946 --> 00:01:20,547 Oh, geez. 30 00:01:20,547 --> 00:01:23,183 They'll open it, drink one of the beers and return the rest. 31 00:01:23,183 --> 00:01:24,184 Yeah, but they'll. 32 00:01:24,184 --> 00:01:26,252 Let you know what beer was. Missing. 33 00:01:26,252 --> 00:01:28,455 They were. Very specific. 34 00:01:29,389 --> 00:01:31,591 Very specific about their thievery. 35 00:01:32,625 --> 00:01:35,628 All right, find this on the social is at craft beer republic at flex me a beer 36 00:01:35,628 --> 00:01:40,900 underscores in between an ice cold beer underscores after each one. 37 00:01:41,201 --> 00:01:43,970 And of course, our number is 805538 beer 38 00:01:44,003 --> 00:01:46,773 2337 mail craft beer dot com. 39 00:01:47,073 --> 00:01:47,941 Right subscribe. 40 00:01:47,941 --> 00:01:49,843 All that good stuff. 41 00:01:49,843 --> 00:01:52,178 Promo code unfiltered on the old tabor. 42 00:01:52,412 --> 00:01:55,014 Get your ten bucks off your first purchase. 43 00:01:55,482 --> 00:02:00,253 All right let's to gets to yes I put an S after get got a Ludacris. 44 00:02:00,253 --> 00:02:02,122 You know one of these days Greg 45 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:04,491 I'm just waiting for you to say 46 00:02:04,491 --> 00:02:08,361 not a lot to get to today. 47 00:02:08,361 --> 00:02:10,830 Slowly today. We'll be here in about 8 minutes. 48 00:02:10,830 --> 00:02:13,700 And then we're. Going to be about a 17 minute show today. 49 00:02:13,700 --> 00:02:16,736 We just don't. Have a lot to. Get to. Right. 50 00:02:16,803 --> 00:02:19,272 So sorry. Flex. Take the wheel. 51 00:02:19,739 --> 00:02:20,507 Shoes over. 52 00:02:20,507 --> 00:02:22,709 In the corner crying his eyes. Out. 53 00:02:23,977 --> 00:02:25,178 17 minutes. 54 00:02:25,178 --> 00:02:27,046 Those are those. 55 00:02:27,046 --> 00:02:30,984 He'll just listen to it three times in a row and then he'll be satisfied. 56 00:02:31,317 --> 00:02:34,587 It'll be my favorite one to edit those 70 minute show, let me tell you. 57 00:02:34,587 --> 00:02:35,355 Yeah. 58 00:02:35,488 --> 00:02:39,726 As the co-host who does none of the work, I just show up. 59 00:02:40,860 --> 00:02:42,362 That's got to be rough. 60 00:02:42,362 --> 00:02:45,131 Yeah, 70 minutes wouldn't be rough, so maybe. 61 00:02:45,365 --> 00:02:46,065 Yeah, that's a new goal. 62 00:02:46,065 --> 00:02:48,902 Day in for, like, the 42 minute golfer. 63 00:02:48,902 --> 00:02:51,237 We already do. The 17. All right. 64 00:02:51,271 --> 00:02:52,172 Yeah, we'll start. 65 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:54,541 We'll cut it in half first go for 21. 66 00:02:54,574 --> 00:02:56,910 We'll just start talking like auctioneers. 67 00:02:56,910 --> 00:02:58,945 Yeah. All right. We're going to grab everybody 68 00:03:00,246 --> 00:03:02,482 doing it and we can do it. 69 00:03:02,482 --> 00:03:04,551 Talking numbers. I'm not so. Going to go. 70 00:03:05,118 --> 00:03:05,652 Support. 71 00:03:05,652 --> 00:03:08,688 Them on the question of the night, a little more like maybe Air 72 00:03:08,688 --> 00:03:12,992 Zeros was going to start today. 73 00:03:12,992 --> 00:03:13,493 It's how you. 74 00:03:13,493 --> 00:03:17,030 But that's okay by me. 75 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:17,730 Pretty good. 76 00:03:17,730 --> 00:03:19,265 That was solid. Yeah. 77 00:03:19,265 --> 00:03:19,832 You know, it's funny, 78 00:03:19,832 --> 00:03:21,734 I've heard from multiple people that they like 79 00:03:21,734 --> 00:03:24,137 to listen to the show on, like, half speed because we sound drunk. 80 00:03:24,704 --> 00:03:26,940 Oh, I've done that accidentally. I've. 81 00:03:27,106 --> 00:03:29,008 I've accidentally sped it up, and I'm like, what? 82 00:03:29,008 --> 00:03:31,311 All of a sudden I'm like, just coming to check on you. She got it. 83 00:03:31,578 --> 00:03:32,312 And then I. 84 00:03:32,312 --> 00:03:36,015 I'm like, okay. 85 00:03:36,015 --> 00:03:40,987 And then I, you have to, like, speed it up to slow it back down to go to normal. 86 00:03:41,154 --> 00:03:43,957 It especially like when I'm driving, I'm like, God damn it. And I'm like. 87 00:03:43,957 --> 00:03:45,725 How do you how do you. Do that? 88 00:03:45,725 --> 00:03:48,328 Don't you just is there an option for that? 89 00:03:48,361 --> 00:03:49,062 Yeah. Yeah. 90 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:51,764 And sometimes, like, because my my car has like a 91 00:03:52,098 --> 00:03:56,002 almost like a mouse pad, like a like a, like a laptop. 92 00:03:56,169 --> 00:03:58,238 Computer. Thing cursor. Wow. 93 00:03:58,238 --> 00:04:01,241 And sometimes I just don't realize are my hands on and I brush it 94 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:03,076 and then something will happen and it'll just like, 95 00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:05,912 cut to Greg sounding like he's singing All I Want for Christmas 96 00:04:05,912 --> 00:04:08,715 is my two front teeth with Albert and Simon and Theodore. 97 00:04:09,449 --> 00:04:11,851 And then to get back to normal speed, I'll hear it. 98 00:04:11,851 --> 00:04:14,020 It's like you've got 99 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:17,323 Barney. 100 00:04:17,323 --> 00:04:17,790 Thanks for doing it. 101 00:04:17,790 --> 00:04:20,593 Thanks for joining. 102 00:04:20,593 --> 00:04:22,161 It was awesome. 103 00:04:22,161 --> 00:04:22,662 Yeah. 104 00:04:22,662 --> 00:04:25,531 I've heard from multiple people that they think it's hilarious to listen to. 105 00:04:25,531 --> 00:04:25,898 He's drunk. 106 00:04:25,898 --> 00:04:29,569 I'm like, I think you could play us on regular speed and here is drunk, but. 107 00:04:29,902 --> 00:04:30,870 The possibility whatever. 108 00:04:30,870 --> 00:04:32,905 Floats your boat over there. 109 00:04:32,905 --> 00:04:33,339 All right. 110 00:04:33,339 --> 00:04:34,874 Before we get into it, 111 00:04:34,874 --> 00:04:38,611 speaking of hydration and being drunk, let's talk about what's going on. 112 00:04:38,611 --> 00:04:57,630 Your drinking over here. 113 00:04:57,630 --> 00:05:00,700 Oh, gosh. Flex is freaking out over there. 114 00:05:00,700 --> 00:05:01,067 All right. 115 00:05:01,067 --> 00:05:02,101 Today we talk about. 116 00:05:02,101 --> 00:05:03,202 To go to dinner. 117 00:05:03,202 --> 00:05:05,438 Okay. 118 00:05:05,438 --> 00:05:10,109 Your phone's not ready for drinking Burley Oak Brewing Companies. 119 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:12,412 And this was my birthday present from Nicole. 120 00:05:12,445 --> 00:05:14,414 Oh, happy birthday, Bree. 121 00:05:14,414 --> 00:05:17,016 Birthday? Yeah, it was yesterday. 122 00:05:17,116 --> 00:05:17,750 No, it wasn't. 123 00:05:17,750 --> 00:05:19,052 It wasn't engaged. 124 00:05:19,052 --> 00:05:19,452 But I'm. 125 00:05:19,452 --> 00:05:20,653 I'm glad I saved. 126 00:05:20,653 --> 00:05:22,922 I always save these ones from my head. 127 00:05:23,356 --> 00:05:25,191 And I know. Who aged. Fine. 128 00:05:26,192 --> 00:05:27,126 Your mom? 129 00:05:27,126 --> 00:05:30,630 Oh, yeah. 130 00:05:30,630 --> 00:05:31,864 I'm sorry. God. God. 131 00:05:31,864 --> 00:05:34,734 Yeah. Burley Oak Brook Cavities, 132 00:05:34,734 --> 00:05:37,003 Jelly Nut Jam. My favorite joke. 133 00:05:37,136 --> 00:05:38,671 Ladies and gentlemen. 134 00:05:38,671 --> 00:05:40,773 Round of applause. My favorite. Joke. 135 00:05:40,807 --> 00:05:44,711 I can just imagine that my wife is downstairs cringing. 136 00:05:44,744 --> 00:05:45,978 Rolling her eyes about. This. 137 00:05:45,978 --> 00:05:50,917 Yes, this is lemon strawberry and vanilla, 4.4% 138 00:05:51,217 --> 00:05:54,954 as a399999 untapped. 139 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:58,257 And they say absolutely nothing about it. 140 00:05:58,257 --> 00:06:00,326 So yeah. 141 00:06:00,326 --> 00:06:01,427 We'll tell you all about we'll. 142 00:06:01,427 --> 00:06:03,663 Tell you all about it. 143 00:06:03,663 --> 00:06:05,798 Uh, on my schnoz, 144 00:06:06,599 --> 00:06:09,402 I get so much of that lemon a little bit of the strawberry. 145 00:06:09,402 --> 00:06:13,106 It just smells like a lemonade with a hint of strawberry in it. 146 00:06:14,273 --> 00:06:15,742 I get a lot of strawberry. 147 00:06:15,742 --> 00:06:17,176 Also, the lemon. 148 00:06:17,443 --> 00:06:18,611 It is very tart, lemony. 149 00:06:18,611 --> 00:06:24,350 It literally tastes like Italian soda, strawberry lemonade, and it has alcohol. 150 00:06:24,350 --> 00:06:26,552 So it's like the best of both worlds. They say it's hard. 151 00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:28,354 Ding, ding, ding. 152 00:06:28,354 --> 00:06:29,522 Ding. Ding. 153 00:06:29,522 --> 00:06:30,156 Yeah. 154 00:06:30,156 --> 00:06:32,959 I mean, honestly, if Sours didn't tear of your stomach, 155 00:06:33,626 --> 00:06:35,495 I would drink this all day long. 156 00:06:35,495 --> 00:06:37,864 Like, this is delicious. Yeah, it's. 157 00:06:37,864 --> 00:06:39,198 This is a good beer. 158 00:06:39,198 --> 00:06:43,803 If you're a non beer drinker, like bring you over to the dark side like this. 159 00:06:44,337 --> 00:06:45,905 It's just fun to, like, break it up, you know, 160 00:06:45,905 --> 00:06:48,274 you have like your normal beers and you just get this. 161 00:06:48,274 --> 00:06:50,076 It's making my tongue go wild. 162 00:06:50,076 --> 00:06:52,845 Yeah, it's so tart, like. 163 00:06:53,479 --> 00:06:54,914 Like fizzy lemonade. 164 00:06:54,914 --> 00:06:56,816 It's. It's really good. 165 00:06:56,816 --> 00:06:58,551 If your tongue jabber went wild. 166 00:06:58,551 --> 00:06:59,318 What's the sound? 167 00:06:59,318 --> 00:07:02,822 Your tongue that would make. 168 00:07:02,822 --> 00:07:04,791 Like, a turkey. I. 169 00:07:04,791 --> 00:07:06,159 We are getting close to Thanksgiving. 170 00:07:06,159 --> 00:07:08,194 So that's what I was hoping for. 171 00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:10,163 Yes. Yeah, you're welcome. 172 00:07:10,163 --> 00:07:11,831 You and Erika, with your. 173 00:07:11,831 --> 00:07:13,533 Coming. Right? 174 00:07:13,533 --> 00:07:16,269 I hope you're satisfied over there. Flakes. 175 00:07:16,669 --> 00:07:18,838 Super satisfied. Glad. 176 00:07:18,838 --> 00:07:21,441 Yes. So, Jillian, I. 177 00:07:21,474 --> 00:07:23,109 Jim good beer. 178 00:07:23,109 --> 00:07:27,146 Better joke, honor percent. 179 00:07:27,146 --> 00:07:29,916 Worst joke ever. Oh, it's the best. It's my favorite. 180 00:07:29,916 --> 00:07:32,251 I tell everybody I know I tell people I don't know. 181 00:07:32,552 --> 00:07:36,155 My favorite is when we're together and you tell me to tell it. 182 00:07:36,155 --> 00:07:39,725 And then you look over my wife. 183 00:07:39,725 --> 00:07:42,361 I want her to hate him, not me. She's like my best. You know? 184 00:07:43,930 --> 00:07:45,565 Oh, it's like immediately to 185 00:07:45,565 --> 00:07:49,502 look at her faces like, I don't know you and I'm going to divorce you. 186 00:07:49,502 --> 00:07:51,637 God, I'm like, But we can still be best friends, right? 187 00:07:51,637 --> 00:07:51,938 Yeah. 188 00:07:51,938 --> 00:07:54,040 So for everyone that's new to the show, 189 00:07:55,141 --> 00:07:58,544 what's the difference between jelly and jam? 190 00:07:58,544 --> 00:08:00,913 I can't jelly my cock down your throat. 191 00:08:02,415 --> 00:08:05,518 Huh? Uh, I still laugh. 192 00:08:05,551 --> 00:08:06,352 It's a nice flavor. 193 00:08:06,352 --> 00:08:07,153 It's my favorite. 194 00:08:07,153 --> 00:08:08,788 So, so bad. 195 00:08:08,788 --> 00:08:09,355 So bad. 196 00:08:09,355 --> 00:08:12,091 It doesn't make my cheeks hurt. 197 00:08:12,091 --> 00:08:13,292 My. My 198 00:08:14,293 --> 00:08:16,395 ex-boyfriend 199 00:08:16,562 --> 00:08:19,999 works at a brewery that we frequent, and he told us 200 00:08:20,199 --> 00:08:25,238 that he was going to culinary school, and I was like, Oh, okay, like, great. 201 00:08:25,238 --> 00:08:27,106 Good for you, dope for you. 202 00:08:27,106 --> 00:08:29,075 Life choices. 203 00:08:29,075 --> 00:08:31,444 And he wanted to open up a jam company. 204 00:08:33,079 --> 00:08:35,181 With. A straight face. 205 00:08:35,181 --> 00:08:38,584 And, you know, it's not because I think he's a loser just because of the joke. 206 00:08:38,951 --> 00:08:41,888 And, you know, the other maybe followed suit. 207 00:08:41,888 --> 00:08:42,188 Right. 208 00:08:43,289 --> 00:08:45,324 Did you ask him if he knew the difference? 209 00:08:45,324 --> 00:08:47,760 No. You know, I was going to and then I looked at naked. 210 00:08:47,760 --> 00:08:49,562 I was like, I can't waste this joke on him. 211 00:08:49,562 --> 00:08:52,598 Like, I can't like I don't want him to know. 212 00:08:53,132 --> 00:08:56,903 Wouldn't it be obnoxious to come up with a jam company 213 00:08:56,903 --> 00:09:00,273 called Cocks Jam like CEO X 214 00:09:01,407 --> 00:09:04,977 and your tagline We jam our jam down your throat. 215 00:09:05,444 --> 00:09:06,712 No jelly, our jam. 216 00:09:06,712 --> 00:09:09,315 Whatever or jam it. Yeah. 217 00:09:10,082 --> 00:09:11,884 I feel like that's genius. Oh. 218 00:09:11,884 --> 00:09:12,919 It is. 219 00:09:12,952 --> 00:09:16,689 We should start a jelly company. 220 00:09:16,689 --> 00:09:19,258 Well, you told me what he was going to name his, and it just. 221 00:09:19,292 --> 00:09:21,327 Nothing. Was it cocks? 222 00:09:21,327 --> 00:09:23,796 No cocks. 223 00:09:23,796 --> 00:09:25,531 Chicken, lollipop, trademark. 224 00:09:25,531 --> 00:09:27,199 And we got to tweak the trademark. 225 00:09:27,199 --> 00:09:29,101 That was his name. 226 00:09:29,101 --> 00:09:30,369 Be jammin or something. 227 00:09:30,369 --> 00:09:32,672 Oh God. What Paul Pauly B jam. 228 00:09:33,105 --> 00:09:34,173 Fucking years this. 229 00:09:35,274 --> 00:09:36,742 Very nineties. 230 00:09:36,742 --> 00:09:39,011 The Peach Jam and. The jam and man. 231 00:09:39,378 --> 00:09:40,513 Do. Sure. 232 00:09:41,180 --> 00:09:41,781 All right. 233 00:09:41,781 --> 00:09:43,916 Well, cocks, jokes. 234 00:09:43,916 --> 00:09:44,617 Nobody died. 235 00:09:44,617 --> 00:09:47,520 Yeah, I went ax throwing the other day. 236 00:09:47,787 --> 00:09:49,221 That's how awesome. 237 00:09:49,221 --> 00:09:51,524 Lot of. Fun is it the place in the. Yeah. 238 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:53,993 Yeah the new ish place. 239 00:09:53,993 --> 00:09:57,063 I still can't get with the fact that they will feed you alcohol 240 00:09:57,229 --> 00:09:58,764 you throw sharp objects. 241 00:09:58,764 --> 00:10:01,200 I mean do they limit you like you get like a ticket? No. 242 00:10:01,634 --> 00:10:02,768 They have a bar. 243 00:10:03,035 --> 00:10:05,237 I mean, I'm sure if you got belligerent, they'd cut you off. 244 00:10:05,237 --> 00:10:06,572 But we were having this whole discussion 245 00:10:06,572 --> 00:10:09,575 like what must be insurance, be like on an establishment 246 00:10:09,575 --> 00:10:12,878 that allows you to throw sharp objects and served you alcohol. 247 00:10:12,878 --> 00:10:17,283 I wonder if they cap their ABV percentages. 248 00:10:17,750 --> 00:10:18,751 I know it's all local. 249 00:10:18,751 --> 00:10:21,153 I've been there just to sample the bar. 250 00:10:21,153 --> 00:10:21,721 Uh huh. 251 00:10:21,721 --> 00:10:24,490 I haven't thrown axes, but I've sampled the bar. 252 00:10:24,757 --> 00:10:25,524 Well, I know they have, like, 253 00:10:25,524 --> 00:10:28,494 liquid candy on tap, which is like seven and some change. 254 00:10:29,428 --> 00:10:31,197 So if they limited I mean, and what's the limit? 255 00:10:31,197 --> 00:10:32,565 Eight or eight maybe? 256 00:10:32,565 --> 00:10:33,265 I don't know. 257 00:10:33,265 --> 00:10:34,767 I don't think they do. 258 00:10:34,767 --> 00:10:39,872 Days go either, though, but good times and a lot of fun. 259 00:10:39,872 --> 00:10:41,073 Had a couple of tasty beers 260 00:10:43,109 --> 00:10:45,945 and then I have a question for everybody. 261 00:10:45,945 --> 00:10:48,714 A moral dilemma, if you will. 262 00:10:49,315 --> 00:10:53,953 I got an email from a brewery who used to send me beers. 263 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:54,687 Sure. 264 00:10:54,687 --> 00:10:55,554 So that I would either 265 00:10:55,554 --> 00:10:58,591 talk about them on the show, post them on the gram, blah, blah, blah. 266 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:01,894 They I haven't heard from them in 267 00:11:02,695 --> 00:11:06,599 probably since the very beginning of the year, maybe the end of last year. 268 00:11:06,599 --> 00:11:08,934 And they just upsetting to everybody that was on their list. 269 00:11:09,301 --> 00:11:12,938 And I got an email saying, hey, we'd love to send 270 00:11:12,938 --> 00:11:16,409 your latest release and have you talk about it. 271 00:11:17,176 --> 00:11:18,778 And I haven't responded. 272 00:11:18,778 --> 00:11:20,780 And I think I've missed the deadline to respond 273 00:11:21,180 --> 00:11:23,883 because since that brewery has sent us stuff, 274 00:11:24,950 --> 00:11:28,487 they have also been purchased and are no longer craft 275 00:11:30,122 --> 00:11:33,092 and they happen to be in the Candida area. 276 00:11:33,659 --> 00:11:35,761 But I won't name their name. 277 00:11:35,761 --> 00:11:38,564 Uh, I basically, I turned it down. 278 00:11:38,564 --> 00:11:39,331 I didn't know what to do. 279 00:11:39,331 --> 00:11:41,200 I was like, if you want to send me free beer, I'll drink it. 280 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:42,601 But I don't think I can post it. 281 00:11:42,601 --> 00:11:44,770 I think the gram would fucking roast me. 282 00:11:44,770 --> 00:11:49,642 I would just politely tell them that you appreciate their kind offer. 283 00:11:50,242 --> 00:11:53,646 You've always been a big fan, but the fact that you do. 284 00:11:53,646 --> 00:11:55,047 Up until about June. 285 00:11:55,047 --> 00:11:57,216 The fact that you do a craft. 286 00:11:57,216 --> 00:11:58,317 Beer underscore. 287 00:11:58,317 --> 00:12:03,589 Podcast and they are no longer craft, you will have to politely decline. 288 00:12:03,856 --> 00:12:06,659 Yeah, probably a better way to go about it than just ignoring them. 289 00:12:06,992 --> 00:12:08,728 She's so professional. 290 00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:12,031 She really, you know, I 100% I'm an executive assistant. 291 00:12:12,031 --> 00:12:14,066 I have to write these like emails that are 292 00:12:15,134 --> 00:12:17,069 too, you know, kind but like, hey, fuck you. 293 00:12:17,069 --> 00:12:17,236 It's like. 294 00:12:17,236 --> 00:12:18,304 A professional. 295 00:12:18,304 --> 00:12:20,673 Way to sue a professional. Yeah, yeah. 296 00:12:21,107 --> 00:12:22,241 Those are my favorite. 297 00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:24,276 I just give you my email password and just. 298 00:12:24,276 --> 00:12:25,478 Have me do it. Yeah, that's right. 299 00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:28,080 Well, she's going to be part of the team now. That's true. 300 00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:30,015 She says, Oh. So. 301 00:12:30,015 --> 00:12:31,350 Get stuck in the fact somewhere. 302 00:12:31,350 --> 00:12:34,086 But papers have supposedly been signed. 303 00:12:34,086 --> 00:12:36,889 You know, there's a homing pigeon 304 00:12:36,889 --> 00:12:37,423 was the time. 305 00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:38,457 He'll be here in 4 minutes. 306 00:12:38,457 --> 00:12:40,726 8:40 p.m.. He's bringing the papers. 307 00:12:40,993 --> 00:12:42,628 It's fucking slow. 308 00:12:42,862 --> 00:12:43,829 Okay, here. 309 00:12:43,829 --> 00:12:45,931 Here it becomes. Like. 310 00:12:45,931 --> 00:12:46,966 It's like from beer fest. 311 00:12:46,966 --> 00:12:49,468 Somebody Badrinath is so good at beer games, they're like, 312 00:12:50,002 --> 00:12:52,471 she put him on our team, then. 313 00:12:53,139 --> 00:12:53,639 Like. Cool. 314 00:12:53,639 --> 00:12:55,975 He's so good at emails 315 00:12:57,076 --> 00:12:58,210 like PR. 316 00:12:58,210 --> 00:12:59,879 I'll just be your PR person. 317 00:12:59,879 --> 00:13:01,113 Yes, please. 318 00:13:01,113 --> 00:13:03,716 Please write all of our posts right after you. 319 00:13:03,716 --> 00:13:04,817 Write the post a lot better. 320 00:13:04,817 --> 00:13:08,020 You're a little bit more creative on that, but I can write a damn good email. 321 00:13:08,020 --> 00:13:09,155 You need some fluff in there? I. 322 00:13:10,523 --> 00:13:12,391 I need some fluff. 323 00:13:12,391 --> 00:13:14,860 Oh, we have to come to California. 324 00:13:15,161 --> 00:13:17,596 Let's see how it goes. There's no long. Just this fluffy. 325 00:13:17,596 --> 00:13:22,067 Okay, shot rule of the fourth thing. 326 00:13:22,401 --> 00:13:23,302 Yeah. 327 00:13:24,003 --> 00:13:25,971 So anyways, yeah, maybe I should. 328 00:13:25,971 --> 00:13:28,140 I never responded and I probably should, but 329 00:13:28,574 --> 00:13:30,676 yeah I just was like, I feel like I get roasted. 330 00:13:31,143 --> 00:13:32,511 She'll get roasted. 331 00:13:32,511 --> 00:13:34,046 You did the right thing, you know? 332 00:13:34,046 --> 00:13:36,282 I feel like you got to let sellouts be sellouts. 333 00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:38,951 And yeah, it is, you know, that's it. 334 00:13:38,951 --> 00:13:41,053 We just wipe, we wash your hands. 335 00:13:41,053 --> 00:13:42,955 But it's funny because 336 00:13:42,955 --> 00:13:45,791 it was a different marketing person to it than who used to reach out. 337 00:13:45,791 --> 00:13:48,360 So they must have had some turnover after the purchase. 338 00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:50,396 Or cleaning house or plane have been there. 339 00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:53,332 Yeah, I think you're still they're still there. 340 00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:55,134 Made it. Clean a little bit of house though. 341 00:13:55,134 --> 00:13:59,471 So yeah I got my 96 cent in our race roof. Man. 342 00:13:59,538 --> 00:14:01,006 Welcome to corporate motherfuckers. 343 00:14:01,006 --> 00:14:03,342 Yeah. It'll add up that. 344 00:14:03,742 --> 00:14:04,977 That's what they tell you. 345 00:14:04,977 --> 00:14:05,945 Uh huh, I. 346 00:14:05,945 --> 00:14:09,148 I did the math, and after taxes, she'll be able to afford the Firestone 347 00:14:09,415 --> 00:14:10,382 Brewmasters Club. 348 00:14:10,382 --> 00:14:12,751 Yeah, I could actually buy, like, three of them. 349 00:14:13,185 --> 00:14:14,453 Not after taxes. Couldn't? 350 00:14:14,453 --> 00:14:16,388 Oh, no, not after taxes. There will be one. 351 00:14:16,388 --> 00:14:18,057 Yeah, one and a half. 352 00:14:18,057 --> 00:14:20,426 Well, welcome to California. 353 00:14:20,426 --> 00:14:23,829 So, anyway, so that was that, um, and college, uh, 354 00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:27,299 I even prep you on this, but you had quite the come up 355 00:14:27,633 --> 00:14:29,501 last week on some bottles of. 356 00:14:29,501 --> 00:14:31,937 Oh, I did. Jones Christ. 357 00:14:31,937 --> 00:14:34,440 One of my best friends that I work with her 358 00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:37,710 husband is actually trying to get sober, though. 359 00:14:38,010 --> 00:14:40,412 You know, you hit the bottle. For him. 360 00:14:40,746 --> 00:14:42,448 To. Yeah, there are. 361 00:14:42,448 --> 00:14:45,317 No like, you know, there's like drinking for frenzies 362 00:14:45,384 --> 00:14:48,420 and then there's like, you got a problem and people. 363 00:14:48,420 --> 00:14:49,288 Write that. Line. 364 00:14:49,288 --> 00:14:49,922 Yeah. 365 00:14:49,922 --> 00:14:50,656 Well, 366 00:14:50,923 --> 00:14:54,760 she decided that it would just be best if they didn't have anything in the house. 367 00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:55,694 And she was cleaning out 368 00:14:56,662 --> 00:14:59,632 her guestroom to make it in office again. 369 00:14:59,632 --> 00:15:02,968 And she found, like, three tubs of beer in the closet. 370 00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:06,572 Wow. And I mean, wow. One. 371 00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:08,641 Oh, well, so. 372 00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:10,442 I think I have 37 beers at home. 373 00:15:10,442 --> 00:15:15,981 There's Libertines, there's brewery two rows, there's sort of smug city 374 00:15:16,548 --> 00:15:18,751 barrel age series and Saisons. 375 00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:21,787 We had one the other night. Was it? 376 00:15:21,787 --> 00:15:22,855 It's mug three. 377 00:15:22,855 --> 00:15:24,089 What do we have with Mike? 378 00:15:24,089 --> 00:15:25,557 Yeah, it was like eight. 379 00:15:25,557 --> 00:15:27,793 Great links to our neighbor. 380 00:15:27,826 --> 00:15:28,794 I don't know. It was delicious. 381 00:15:28,794 --> 00:15:29,795 It was tasty. 382 00:15:29,795 --> 00:15:33,365 Funky, but yeah, delicious. 383 00:15:33,365 --> 00:15:35,167 There's some modern times in there 384 00:15:35,167 --> 00:15:39,004 from when she was a member, before they were on the naughty list again. 385 00:15:39,405 --> 00:15:43,442 I mean, the De Beers that were dated 2015, so they're like, Holy shit, 386 00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:43,976 these come up. 387 00:15:43,976 --> 00:15:45,778 I could drink one every day until Christmas 388 00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:47,613 and make it like an advent calendar for beers. 389 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,549 So yeah, I'm just a huge. 390 00:15:50,549 --> 00:15:53,919 Cover of them. 391 00:15:53,919 --> 00:15:55,220 My work birthday. 392 00:15:55,220 --> 00:15:57,423 Gave through me looking. Hangover. 393 00:15:57,456 --> 00:15:58,724 Yeah seriously. 394 00:15:58,724 --> 00:16:00,726 So yeah huge. Come up. I'm excited 395 00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:04,530 for the holiday season and drinking those and 396 00:16:04,830 --> 00:16:07,633 I mean bottle shares I've got some shit to like drink now. 397 00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:09,635 I'm like, hell yeah don't touch my own stash. 398 00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:10,669 I know your husband's. 399 00:16:10,669 --> 00:16:14,873 Really dirty touch my own stash. 400 00:16:14,873 --> 00:16:16,742 You have some people. 401 00:16:16,742 --> 00:16:17,609 At least two people going. 402 00:16:17,609 --> 00:16:19,812 I've seen your dance move, right? Yeah. 403 00:16:20,713 --> 00:16:23,782 The hands pointed towards the crotch, like looking a little like a raccoon, 404 00:16:23,782 --> 00:16:25,384 like a little critter. 405 00:16:25,617 --> 00:16:26,218 Exactly. 406 00:16:26,218 --> 00:16:28,220 With their phones. 407 00:16:28,620 --> 00:16:32,791 Critters itches. 408 00:16:32,791 --> 00:16:35,861 Oh, the critter has critters 409 00:16:35,861 --> 00:16:37,363 over her. 410 00:16:37,563 --> 00:16:39,698 Never. Never a good thing. 411 00:16:39,698 --> 00:16:39,965 Yeah. 412 00:16:39,965 --> 00:16:41,967 And the one that your husband's not excited for, 413 00:16:41,967 --> 00:16:44,103 I'm most excited for is that mega black house. 414 00:16:44,303 --> 00:16:45,904 Yeah. Oh, it's so good. I know. 415 00:16:45,904 --> 00:16:48,407 He thinks Black House is better. Yeah, and. 416 00:16:48,507 --> 00:16:52,111 Black House, can I not even tell you how much I miss Black House? 417 00:16:52,111 --> 00:16:53,979 I mean, I refuse to buy it, but I just. 418 00:16:53,979 --> 00:16:54,780 I miss it. 419 00:16:54,780 --> 00:16:55,981 And it was a salt. 420 00:16:55,981 --> 00:16:59,184 Like, we would go to the liquor store and just get a four pack, 421 00:16:59,251 --> 00:17:01,086 like every Friday when it was like our Friday beers. 422 00:17:01,086 --> 00:17:03,055 And they're like, yeah, they're just. 423 00:17:03,055 --> 00:17:05,858 I wonder, you know, now they're owned by Manly Brewing 424 00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:08,994 we talked about last week they're official re allowed to buy them again. 425 00:17:08,994 --> 00:17:10,562 Like what's the. 426 00:17:10,562 --> 00:17:12,965 I mean the CEO both have stepped away. 427 00:17:13,332 --> 00:17:16,869 Yeah well I mean, the CEO that was part of the naughty list is long gone. 428 00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:19,772 And then the one that took over after has now stepped away. 429 00:17:19,772 --> 00:17:22,674 So, I mean, I went to Maui Brewing in Hawaii at the end of September. And. 430 00:17:22,741 --> 00:17:25,010 Right, we. We had a burly wine. 431 00:17:25,010 --> 00:17:27,880 We did have a burly wine last night and it was great. 432 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,148 Yeah, the wife was making fun of me. 433 00:17:29,148 --> 00:17:31,950 I liked it as it got warmer, so I was like warming it up in my lap. 434 00:17:31,950 --> 00:17:33,719 And then I let her finish outside. 435 00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:36,355 Well, is it your stash? Yeah. 436 00:17:36,355 --> 00:17:38,190 Keeping it warm with my stash. 437 00:17:38,190 --> 00:17:39,758 I let her finish it because we were driving 438 00:17:39,758 --> 00:17:42,661 and I gave it to her and she's like, Why is your beer so warm? 439 00:17:42,694 --> 00:17:45,130 She did make a rather loud comment. 440 00:17:45,130 --> 00:17:47,800 I was like, I just I. Liked it as a warmed up. You got more. 441 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:52,137 The chocolaty notes is chocolaty and orange and burly. 442 00:17:52,171 --> 00:17:53,972 It was I really enjoyed it. 443 00:17:53,972 --> 00:17:57,342 And I, you know, I it's a moral it's a moral debate. 444 00:17:57,342 --> 00:18:00,579 I kind of have to see maybe give myself to the end of the year. 445 00:18:00,612 --> 00:18:02,247 Yeah, yeah. I feel yeah. 446 00:18:02,247 --> 00:18:03,982 Because I do miss some black house and. 447 00:18:03,982 --> 00:18:06,251 I really do too. And we had modern times at our wedding. 448 00:18:06,452 --> 00:18:09,221 Yeah. Space base. Good stuff. It is. 449 00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:12,291 So hopefully they can get off the naughty list. 450 00:18:12,958 --> 00:18:15,160 I don't know. I don't know how that works. 451 00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:17,329 All right. Ludacris Libation Law. 452 00:18:17,629 --> 00:18:21,400 We are going to Flex's favorite place where we. 453 00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:22,167 Go in. 454 00:18:22,534 --> 00:18:23,469 Alaska. 455 00:18:23,469 --> 00:18:26,805 Oh, I love Alaska. 456 00:18:28,073 --> 00:18:30,175 It stretches out, 457 00:18:30,175 --> 00:18:32,578 uh, in Fairbanks, Alaska. 458 00:18:32,811 --> 00:18:36,281 It was for a long time illegal to feed a moose. 459 00:18:36,281 --> 00:18:38,617 Any alcoholic beverage. 460 00:18:38,617 --> 00:18:40,219 Where's the fun in that? 461 00:18:40,219 --> 00:18:45,057 However, doing so is no longer against the law. 462 00:18:45,190 --> 00:18:49,394 He loophole. 463 00:18:49,394 --> 00:18:52,197 Look, it's a weird one to have on the books in the first place. 464 00:18:52,197 --> 00:18:54,633 I found it weirder to take it off the books. 465 00:18:54,900 --> 00:18:58,570 I feel like they figured out that like Moose 466 00:18:58,604 --> 00:19:01,773 can just hold their liquor better than any human being. 467 00:19:02,341 --> 00:19:04,443 I mean, have you seen them? They're like, you know, feet tall. 468 00:19:04,476 --> 00:19:06,745 Well, yeah, they're like £900. 469 00:19:06,745 --> 00:19:10,682 So it's like they they're like the Andre the Giants 470 00:19:10,682 --> 00:19:13,619 of, like, the animal world is what I'm assuming. 471 00:19:14,253 --> 00:19:16,588 You know, and it's not like you can give them very much alcohol. 472 00:19:16,588 --> 00:19:19,725 They can only serve people 36 ounces a day. So. 473 00:19:19,725 --> 00:19:22,494 Yeah, well, there's no rules on animals. 474 00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:23,762 On meats. 475 00:19:24,930 --> 00:19:25,764 Come on, man. 476 00:19:25,764 --> 00:19:28,901 Moose say you say moose. 477 00:19:28,901 --> 00:19:31,904 I'm just kidding. Moose's Mouse. 478 00:19:32,371 --> 00:19:35,641 Mouse I would just leave some Guinness in a bucket for them and 479 00:19:37,075 --> 00:19:37,743 see what happens. 480 00:19:37,743 --> 00:19:41,313 Why would you why would you subject them to that torture? 481 00:19:41,813 --> 00:19:44,683 Because I'm only going to drink a couple on Saint Patrick's Day 482 00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:46,185 and then I have the rest to get rid of. 483 00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:49,821 So I might as well share them with my wild moose friends. 484 00:19:49,821 --> 00:19:52,391 Your miss friends. Mrs.. Pieces? 485 00:19:52,391 --> 00:19:52,724 Yeah. 486 00:19:52,724 --> 00:19:55,227 I don't know why that needed to be revoked. 487 00:19:55,661 --> 00:19:57,863 Apparently, people were getting arrested for it. 488 00:19:58,230 --> 00:20:02,167 Maybe they're down in tourism and they're trying to get people to come to Alaska. 489 00:20:02,534 --> 00:20:08,340 Like come to Alaska and feed the fuck out of our moose. 490 00:20:08,407 --> 00:20:11,043 Just give them as much hooch as they want. 491 00:20:11,610 --> 00:20:14,479 Fun fact Collie loves feeding wild animals. 492 00:20:15,113 --> 00:20:19,017 And doesn't special part in my art from moose. 493 00:20:19,851 --> 00:20:20,552 Okay is it. 494 00:20:20,552 --> 00:20:20,986 Is it. 495 00:20:20,986 --> 00:20:23,989 Is it moose's. Is it. Can we use moose. 496 00:20:24,189 --> 00:20:25,123 It's just moose. 497 00:20:25,123 --> 00:20:27,226 It's like there's one moose or there's two moose. 498 00:20:27,593 --> 00:20:29,561 Yeah, it's kind of like, yeah. 499 00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:30,662 So look at all those moose. 500 00:20:30,662 --> 00:20:33,632 What is it kind of like? Now I want to know what it's. Kind of like. 501 00:20:33,632 --> 00:20:36,902 I was going to say there's another word that's like that isn't it? 502 00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:37,569 Fish? 503 00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:40,005 You don't say fishes. You really don't. 504 00:20:40,305 --> 00:20:41,306 You can. But I guess that's true. 505 00:20:41,306 --> 00:20:43,609 There's, there's seven fish over there. Oh. 506 00:20:43,609 --> 00:20:45,811 Oh, no octopus can be octopi. Yeah. 507 00:20:45,844 --> 00:20:47,579 And cactus of cacti, right. 508 00:20:49,214 --> 00:20:49,381 Yeah. 509 00:20:49,381 --> 00:20:50,782 Fish is a good one. 510 00:20:50,782 --> 00:20:50,882 Yeah. 511 00:20:50,882 --> 00:20:52,784 You wouldn't say there's eight fishes. 512 00:20:52,784 --> 00:20:55,587 Is in a fish is a word though. Is one fish. 513 00:20:55,587 --> 00:20:56,888 Two fish, red fish. 514 00:20:56,888 --> 00:20:59,524 Bluefish. That. 515 00:20:59,524 --> 00:21:01,860 That was you got me. 516 00:21:01,860 --> 00:21:03,028 Lex with the kids, you know, one. 517 00:21:03,028 --> 00:21:04,930 Fish, two fish, three fish, four fish. 518 00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:05,197 Yeah. 519 00:21:05,197 --> 00:21:08,467 Oh, a deer also. 520 00:21:09,001 --> 00:21:10,335 Ha. Yes. 521 00:21:10,335 --> 00:21:12,771 Oh yeah. There's three deer. Nailed it. 522 00:21:13,372 --> 00:21:14,706 So many the year. 523 00:21:14,706 --> 00:21:16,008 I was like one. 524 00:21:16,008 --> 00:21:18,310 There's so many deer. 525 00:21:18,910 --> 00:21:20,012 Oh, it's so good. 526 00:21:20,012 --> 00:21:23,015 Um hmm. Interesting. Yeah, those are good. 527 00:21:23,015 --> 00:21:25,417 I do love feeding wild animals. I have fed deer before. 528 00:21:25,450 --> 00:21:27,586 Yeah, in the wild. At the lake. 529 00:21:27,586 --> 00:21:29,788 Okay. Got it on video. Oh, my God. Best day ever. 530 00:21:29,855 --> 00:21:30,455 I love that. 531 00:21:30,455 --> 00:21:33,392 We have a wildlife sanctuary zoo. 532 00:21:33,925 --> 00:21:36,094 Like, about an hour north of me. 533 00:21:36,094 --> 00:21:38,597 So it's like an entire, 534 00:21:38,597 --> 00:21:42,167 like, natural wildlife exhibit. 535 00:21:42,334 --> 00:21:44,670 There's, like, obviously fencing in there because there's, 536 00:21:44,670 --> 00:21:47,773 like, bears that you can throw apples and shit too, and 537 00:21:49,574 --> 00:21:50,809 they're sunk, 538 00:21:50,942 --> 00:21:51,510 but otherwise 539 00:21:51,510 --> 00:21:55,447 there's no fence that you can, like, go in and like hand-feed and elk or hand-feed 540 00:21:55,447 --> 00:21:59,551 a deer or rams or something like that, and that shit like fucks me up. 541 00:22:00,185 --> 00:22:02,821 I'm so here for it all. 542 00:22:03,188 --> 00:22:04,856 I hope there's room in your guest room. 543 00:22:04,856 --> 00:22:07,292 I'm packing my bags and I'm going to go feed the animals. 544 00:22:07,392 --> 00:22:09,494 We got plenty of room over here. 545 00:22:09,494 --> 00:22:12,331 So I just saw this past week that the place I want to feed 546 00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:15,567 otters opened up nine months into next year. 547 00:22:15,567 --> 00:22:17,269 Oh, $650. 548 00:22:17,269 --> 00:22:19,705 Holy shit, dude, otters are savages. 549 00:22:20,439 --> 00:22:24,142 They're like the Chinese small clawed ones, and they're just adorable, 550 00:22:24,142 --> 00:22:25,043 precious little angel. 551 00:22:25,043 --> 00:22:27,679 I don't know why it's so expensive to throw some fish at him. 552 00:22:28,113 --> 00:22:28,847 It's crazy. 553 00:22:28,847 --> 00:22:30,716 They swim in a pool with you for, like, an hour. 554 00:22:30,716 --> 00:22:33,785 I just remember reading the fact that if, like, wild otters 555 00:22:33,785 --> 00:22:36,655 can't find food, that they will eat their own young. 556 00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:40,058 And that's just the most savage thing I've ever heard in my life. 557 00:22:40,492 --> 00:22:42,027 Don't tell me you wouldn't do the same. 558 00:22:43,929 --> 00:22:44,930 Thing or tender. 559 00:22:44,930 --> 00:22:47,566 Potato. All right? 560 00:22:47,566 --> 00:22:48,100 Okay. I'm kidding. 561 00:22:48,100 --> 00:22:49,901 You probably cut that out. 562 00:22:49,901 --> 00:22:52,037 I'm not, but. 563 00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:53,205 I'm not a serial killer. 564 00:22:53,205 --> 00:22:54,139 You heard it here first. 565 00:22:54,139 --> 00:22:59,678 Callie loves eating. 566 00:22:59,678 --> 00:23:00,212 Yeah, I did. 567 00:23:00,212 --> 00:23:03,482 The swim at dolphins thing in Florida is like 600 bucks. 568 00:23:03,482 --> 00:23:06,218 And it was at not SeaWorld, but like SeaWorld. 569 00:23:06,284 --> 00:23:07,919 Jason, SeaWorld. 570 00:23:07,919 --> 00:23:10,756 Dances. 571 00:23:10,756 --> 00:23:12,824 And because it was owned by Busch or. 572 00:23:12,824 --> 00:23:14,826 Whatever, isn't it Busch Gardens? 573 00:23:14,826 --> 00:23:16,661 It's not Busch Gardens. You know who owns zero? 574 00:23:16,661 --> 00:23:18,096 Oh, Budweiser owns SeaWorld. 575 00:23:18,096 --> 00:23:20,799 Oh, this is my pre craft beer days. 576 00:23:21,099 --> 00:23:22,501 All the beer was free. 577 00:23:22,501 --> 00:23:24,002 Yeah, probably not anymore. 578 00:23:24,002 --> 00:23:26,471 Sure, it's hundred bucks for all you can drink essentially. 579 00:23:26,471 --> 00:23:28,740 Yeah. Oh, you're going to. Yeah. 580 00:23:29,875 --> 00:23:31,510 I am. Beer for it. 581 00:23:31,510 --> 00:23:33,545 Sign me up. It was very beer. 582 00:23:33,578 --> 00:23:35,680 You mean I couldn't drink all the beer I want? 583 00:23:36,181 --> 00:23:36,848 And so. 584 00:23:38,550 --> 00:23:40,085 Yeah, well, I had yeah. 585 00:23:40,085 --> 00:23:44,389 It was 600 bucks for the buffet and the dolphins came free, so that's good. 586 00:23:46,458 --> 00:23:47,392 This one, those. 587 00:23:47,392 --> 00:23:48,460 What a deal. 588 00:23:48,460 --> 00:23:50,462 Yeah, what a steal that was, man. 589 00:23:50,462 --> 00:23:51,296 That was when I was poor. 590 00:23:51,296 --> 00:23:53,865 I was, like, 20 when I did that. Wow. 591 00:23:53,865 --> 00:23:55,834 All right. What's going on in the the news world? 592 00:23:55,834 --> 00:24:02,140 A jury has ruled that bhang energy drink was false advertising 593 00:24:02,140 --> 00:24:07,612 when they had super creatine on the cans and now have to change their packaging. 594 00:24:07,913 --> 00:24:10,749 Well, they also filed for bankruptcy. Oh. 595 00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:12,451 Yeah. 596 00:24:12,617 --> 00:24:16,087 So, yeah, they're they're in a real rough spot right now. 597 00:24:16,588 --> 00:24:17,689 Not looking good. 598 00:24:17,689 --> 00:24:19,758 Do you drink bhang energy drink. 599 00:24:19,825 --> 00:24:24,563 I haven't ever since the the ghost energy drink came out. 600 00:24:24,963 --> 00:24:27,032 Oh I tried the sour patch kids of those. 601 00:24:27,199 --> 00:24:28,533 Yeah they're really good. 602 00:24:28,533 --> 00:24:32,671 It's, it's astounding how spot on they are with their flavors. 603 00:24:33,772 --> 00:24:36,341 I'm here for the mango one. 604 00:24:36,741 --> 00:24:39,211 The mango flavored ghost energy. 605 00:24:39,211 --> 00:24:42,747 You should try riot energy and try the mango. 606 00:24:42,747 --> 00:24:44,983 Right. I don't know if I have that here. 607 00:24:44,983 --> 00:24:46,885 Oh, I can try to send you on. It's delicious. 608 00:24:46,885 --> 00:24:48,687 I'll send out with some beer in the mail. Don't worry about. It. 609 00:24:48,687 --> 00:24:51,289 It's like now we're trading energy drinks instead of beers. So good. 610 00:24:51,556 --> 00:24:53,191 I hate energy drinks. It tastes like mango juice. 611 00:24:53,191 --> 00:24:54,025 That's what I say. 612 00:24:54,025 --> 00:24:57,062 Every time I trade somebody or like I whenever 613 00:24:57,062 --> 00:24:59,164 like the six times I actually shipped out beer, 614 00:25:00,232 --> 00:25:02,701 I go to the post office and say, oh, yeah, 615 00:25:02,701 --> 00:25:06,371 it's it's energy drink. 616 00:25:06,371 --> 00:25:06,972 Do you. 617 00:25:06,972 --> 00:25:09,074 Yeah. Never heard anybody use it. 100%. Yeah. 618 00:25:09,474 --> 00:25:13,245 You know if I throw one in there I'm technically not lying government true. 619 00:25:13,712 --> 00:25:15,113 Nobody from the government. 620 00:25:15,113 --> 00:25:18,683 Listen, Maple Sirup, there are always less. 621 00:25:18,683 --> 00:25:21,620 Pickles. Or cold brew. I've heard one cold brew. 622 00:25:21,653 --> 00:25:23,889 Hot sauce? Oh, yeah. Coffee. Um. 623 00:25:25,056 --> 00:25:28,026 Don't say mercury because mercury is illegal to ship. 624 00:25:28,226 --> 00:25:30,462 Oh, sure. Yes, I remember that. 625 00:25:30,462 --> 00:25:33,098 But it's funny because they make sure to let you know that. 626 00:25:33,598 --> 00:25:37,235 They make sure to let you know, like, it's like alcohol, 627 00:25:37,235 --> 00:25:40,972 perfumes, and then, like, mercury is like the Bible. 628 00:25:41,506 --> 00:25:43,608 Yeah. And it's just like, why? 629 00:25:43,608 --> 00:25:46,678 Why would I be shipping mercury? 630 00:25:47,312 --> 00:25:47,812 Right. 631 00:25:48,346 --> 00:25:49,714 I'm going. To thermometer. 632 00:25:49,714 --> 00:25:52,050 Oh, you know what? If it's in thermometer form, I don't know. 633 00:25:52,083 --> 00:25:53,785 I think so. 634 00:25:54,286 --> 00:25:58,323 Does Amazon have to disclose if you buy a thermometer off of Amazon or something? 635 00:25:58,390 --> 00:25:59,658 That's interesting. I don't. Know. 636 00:25:59,658 --> 00:26:01,092 Let's go buy a thinner ometer, see what happens. 637 00:26:01,092 --> 00:26:03,094 Jeff Bezos don't have to announce shit. 638 00:26:03,395 --> 00:26:05,597 Yeah, that's true. He's just going to go to space. 639 00:26:05,597 --> 00:26:07,399 I'm just going to say that. That's exactly. 640 00:26:07,399 --> 00:26:08,533 It's about the Vikings. 641 00:26:08,533 --> 00:26:10,735 They were the three best friends that anybody could have. 642 00:26:11,136 --> 00:26:12,737 Look at us. Bring in Mercury. 643 00:26:12,737 --> 00:26:14,306 Jeff Bezos is like, fuck it, I'm 644 00:26:14,306 --> 00:26:17,342 going to ship Mercury to Mercury and they can go fuck themselves. 645 00:26:20,145 --> 00:26:21,212 In 24 hours. 646 00:26:21,212 --> 00:26:22,180 Prime 647 00:26:22,881 --> 00:26:26,418 Mercury bitches. 648 00:26:26,418 --> 00:26:28,086 He's probably done it. 649 00:26:28,853 --> 00:26:30,055 They're working on it. 650 00:26:30,655 --> 00:26:33,458 Untapped check ins revealed that brewery 651 00:26:33,491 --> 00:26:36,595 Taproom Traffic has recovered 652 00:26:36,595 --> 00:26:40,398 and since gone beyond 2019 to pre-COVID levels. 653 00:26:40,398 --> 00:26:41,833 Well, that's great. 654 00:26:41,833 --> 00:26:42,901 Yeah, it's good for breweries. 655 00:26:42,901 --> 00:26:46,871 People are back to being alcoholics and that's what we need for their survival. 656 00:26:47,005 --> 00:26:47,839 Mm hmm. 657 00:26:48,506 --> 00:26:51,242 I wonder if that means there's more breweries out there now to. 658 00:26:51,343 --> 00:26:53,745 I'm sorry. Road. What? Roadhouse? 659 00:26:54,045 --> 00:26:55,246 Oh, House. Roadhouse. 660 00:26:55,246 --> 00:26:57,782 Okay, but that's going somewhere else. Road ahead. 661 00:26:57,782 --> 00:26:58,049 Yeah. 662 00:26:58,049 --> 00:26:59,751 You know, it's funny, we've we've lost a few breweries 663 00:26:59,751 --> 00:27:03,288 through pandemic, so maybe the we're feeling crowded because the less options. 664 00:27:03,288 --> 00:27:05,390 We've lost but we've also gained. 665 00:27:06,324 --> 00:27:08,259 Yeah. The so profound. 666 00:27:08,259 --> 00:27:12,430 Thing out here locally like we lost one we gained one gained. 667 00:27:12,764 --> 00:27:15,634 Uh, pandemic, we lost. 668 00:27:15,900 --> 00:27:17,402 Lost five threads. 669 00:27:17,402 --> 00:27:19,270 We gained naughty, naughty pain. 670 00:27:19,270 --> 00:27:23,575 The weight on mattera. 671 00:27:23,575 --> 00:27:26,177 It's the big joke locally. They've been opening for five years. 672 00:27:26,544 --> 00:27:28,146 Shucks. Yeah. 673 00:27:28,146 --> 00:27:30,415 No, seriously, I think they were supposed to open in 2018. 674 00:27:30,482 --> 00:27:34,085 Yeah, well, he was on our show in 2019, 18 or 19. 675 00:27:34,085 --> 00:27:35,920 I can't remember to look that up. 676 00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:38,723 And when he was on the show, it was we'll be open by the end of the year. 677 00:27:40,625 --> 00:27:41,693 Yeah. 678 00:27:41,693 --> 00:27:44,129 Don't open a business in Simi Valley, everybody. Yeah. 679 00:27:44,562 --> 00:27:45,997 They're not even great to live there, really. 680 00:27:45,997 --> 00:27:48,333 But, you know, nobody in business is even worse. 681 00:27:48,333 --> 00:27:51,803 Maybe you love meth, you want to be close to the source. 682 00:27:51,803 --> 00:27:53,505 Could be, you know. 683 00:27:53,505 --> 00:27:55,140 That's why you live there, right? 684 00:27:55,140 --> 00:27:58,043 I mean, fair enough. 685 00:27:58,043 --> 00:27:58,610 We cut it out. 686 00:27:58,610 --> 00:28:01,513 Some people that I have all my teeth, though. Oh, that's true. Yeah, yeah. 687 00:28:01,613 --> 00:28:01,980 My teeth. 688 00:28:01,980 --> 00:28:03,415 I've never had a cavity. So it's not. 689 00:28:03,415 --> 00:28:05,083 I don't do meth. No. 690 00:28:05,083 --> 00:28:07,385 Or you don't. Break McGee over there. 691 00:28:07,452 --> 00:28:08,086 I know. 692 00:28:08,086 --> 00:28:08,787 Can you believe that? 693 00:28:08,787 --> 00:28:11,089 I'm almost 38 and I've never had a single cavity. 694 00:28:11,089 --> 00:28:13,425 Yeah, she's way more into heroin. Don't let her show you around. 695 00:28:13,425 --> 00:28:14,693 She had. 696 00:28:14,693 --> 00:28:16,294 No cavity, but tons. Attract. 697 00:28:16,294 --> 00:28:17,395 Notice the long. Sleeve. 698 00:28:18,630 --> 00:28:19,497 It's 85 degrees. 699 00:28:19,497 --> 00:28:21,299 She's wearing a. Sweatshirt. 700 00:28:21,433 --> 00:28:23,368 I want to see it. 701 00:28:24,102 --> 00:28:24,769 Road ahead. 702 00:28:24,769 --> 00:28:27,572 I mean, roadhouse brewing Company 703 00:28:27,572 --> 00:28:31,142 has signed a purchase agreement to acquire Melvin Brewing. 704 00:28:31,142 --> 00:28:32,043 Interesting. 705 00:28:32,043 --> 00:28:34,112 Yeah, this is kind of a big deal. Wow. 706 00:28:34,112 --> 00:28:36,548 I don't like by name for a brewery. 707 00:28:37,015 --> 00:28:38,983 Roadhouse or. Melvin Melvin. 708 00:28:38,983 --> 00:28:40,051 Have you ever had Melvin? 709 00:28:40,051 --> 00:28:42,520 No, I just. Oh, have you ever had a melvin. 710 00:28:43,321 --> 00:28:44,189 What is a melvin. 711 00:28:44,189 --> 00:28:45,824 Yeah, it's another name for a wedgie. 712 00:28:45,824 --> 00:28:48,326 Oh is it. 713 00:28:48,326 --> 00:28:50,562 I've never heard. That. I thought it was I. 714 00:28:50,562 --> 00:28:53,431 Maybe I just get stupid I. Don't think. Ever told me. 715 00:28:53,498 --> 00:28:56,801 I don't think I've ever actually had like an official wedgie. 716 00:28:57,969 --> 00:29:00,405 I've never been wedgie. That was always. 717 00:29:00,405 --> 00:29:03,041 Have you done wedgie? 718 00:29:03,041 --> 00:29:05,677 Uh, not that I can think of. 719 00:29:05,677 --> 00:29:06,144 I don't know. 720 00:29:06,144 --> 00:29:08,179 I don't think so. I watched my. 721 00:29:08,213 --> 00:29:09,514 Melvin is a wedgie. 722 00:29:09,514 --> 00:29:11,249 While he looks. He looked up. 723 00:29:11,249 --> 00:29:13,918 We were in high school and I had a friend 724 00:29:14,452 --> 00:29:16,921 who is younger brother was a freshman and we were seniors. 725 00:29:17,756 --> 00:29:21,459 And I watched him and another offensive line buddy of him 726 00:29:21,993 --> 00:29:26,331 lift up my friend's brother and rip his underwear. 727 00:29:27,632 --> 00:29:28,800 Man Yeah. 728 00:29:29,033 --> 00:29:31,336 Yeah. I did witness that. 729 00:29:31,336 --> 00:29:33,138 Oh, sounds painful. 730 00:29:33,138 --> 00:29:34,639 Yeah, but no, I've never done it. 731 00:29:34,639 --> 00:29:37,208 Never been done to. No, Melvin's here. 732 00:29:37,809 --> 00:29:38,810 And I'm surprised you haven't. 733 00:29:38,810 --> 00:29:42,914 You had the brewery there from Wyoming, so, you know, pretty Midwestern. 734 00:29:42,914 --> 00:29:44,983 And it's such a nice. 735 00:29:44,983 --> 00:29:46,918 You than it is us, you know? 736 00:29:46,918 --> 00:29:48,920 How is Wyoming Midwestern? 737 00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:50,688 Is that like middle. Of the fucking country? 738 00:29:50,688 --> 00:29:53,258 It's directly south of Wisconsin. 739 00:29:53,258 --> 00:29:54,425 I'm looking at a map. 740 00:29:54,425 --> 00:29:57,362 You are stupid. On. 741 00:29:57,896 --> 00:29:58,329 The map. 742 00:29:58,329 --> 00:29:59,531 A stupid. Dude. 743 00:29:59,531 --> 00:30:02,133 Wyoming is not directly south of Wisconsin. 744 00:30:02,133 --> 00:30:04,435 Oh, I'm so sorry. You are. There other. 745 00:30:04,469 --> 00:30:05,436 That's the Dakotas. 746 00:30:05,436 --> 00:30:06,471 I'm looking. 747 00:30:06,471 --> 00:30:07,772 They have multiple locations. 748 00:30:07,772 --> 00:30:10,441 The Dakotas are still west of us now. 749 00:30:10,441 --> 00:30:13,111 So is it it pin their Missouri location, 750 00:30:13,611 --> 00:30:16,114 but it said their Wyoming location. 751 00:30:16,114 --> 00:30:16,981 I was like. 752 00:30:17,015 --> 00:30:19,651 I thought Wyoming was really north. 753 00:30:19,651 --> 00:30:21,619 That's funny. 754 00:30:21,619 --> 00:30:24,289 Uh oh. Well, how dumb we are anytime. 755 00:30:24,289 --> 00:30:25,924 No, please, please don't. 756 00:30:25,924 --> 00:30:28,193 But the. World needs to believe. It out. 757 00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:29,994 Yeah, how dumb we are. 758 00:30:29,994 --> 00:30:33,331 Well, anyways, one in Wyoming, two in Wyoming, one in Missouri. 759 00:30:33,331 --> 00:30:35,500 But I think Wyoming is the original location. 760 00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:36,401 But we get it out here. 761 00:30:36,401 --> 00:30:38,603 So I figured it made its way towards you. 762 00:30:38,603 --> 00:30:40,004 I don't. Know. I've never seen it. 763 00:30:40,004 --> 00:30:43,741 Oh. Two by four is one of their beers and they advertised it with Hacksaw. 764 00:30:43,741 --> 00:30:45,743 Jim, Doug and a couple of years ago. Awesome. 765 00:30:45,844 --> 00:30:47,545 Yeah. Tubi. 766 00:30:47,545 --> 00:30:50,315 Oh, oh, great. 767 00:30:50,348 --> 00:30:52,383 Oh, yeah. 768 00:30:52,383 --> 00:30:56,521 There's a video somewhere in doing the tubi for Tubi for her. 769 00:30:56,554 --> 00:30:58,690 And then any like they come out to the breweries. 770 00:30:58,690 --> 00:31:00,692 That's fucking brilliant. 771 00:31:00,692 --> 00:31:02,460 Yeah. I'd go find to do it now. 772 00:31:02,460 --> 00:31:04,596 I have to go then to buy four. Yes. 773 00:31:05,964 --> 00:31:07,565 Michigan consumers will 774 00:31:07,565 --> 00:31:10,702 be getting cocktails to go with the possible 775 00:31:10,702 --> 00:31:13,638 permanent legislation that they're passing in Michigan where they can. 776 00:31:13,738 --> 00:31:15,373 Cocktails to go forever. 777 00:31:15,373 --> 00:31:17,175 That's brilliant. Do that for California. 778 00:31:17,175 --> 00:31:18,676 I'm not sure about the cocktails. 779 00:31:18,676 --> 00:31:20,545 I know they extended it and now they've made it 780 00:31:20,545 --> 00:31:24,249 so you can ship spirits and alcohol and stuff permanently. 781 00:31:24,816 --> 00:31:26,985 I don't know about the cocktails to go, though, in California. 782 00:31:27,518 --> 00:31:29,854 Oh, that was a fun. 783 00:31:29,854 --> 00:31:32,156 Those are those like that was a part of the highlight. 784 00:31:32,156 --> 00:31:35,326 Yeah. Yeah it was. Is it. Of. 785 00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:38,897 It was definitely like a bummer because of what was happening. 786 00:31:38,897 --> 00:31:40,999 But yeah, it was definitely, definitely a perk. 787 00:31:41,532 --> 00:31:45,003 But I got margaritas to go from Yolanda's like every Friday. 788 00:31:45,236 --> 00:31:47,071 Now let me ask you a question with this. 789 00:31:47,071 --> 00:31:49,841 So when you would order margaritas to go. 790 00:31:50,041 --> 00:31:51,242 No ice. Would. 791 00:31:51,242 --> 00:31:54,812 They give you like the mixed drink in the cup? 792 00:31:55,413 --> 00:31:57,215 Because we would be in a soup container. 793 00:31:57,215 --> 00:32:02,954 We would get a like a cup filled with ice and like the margarita mix. 794 00:32:03,288 --> 00:32:07,125 And then they would give us mini bottles of tequila too. 795 00:32:07,125 --> 00:32:09,327 Then, you know, because they were still sealed. 796 00:32:09,861 --> 00:32:11,763 So we would be able to crack when we get home 797 00:32:11,763 --> 00:32:13,264 and then pour into the margarita. 798 00:32:13,264 --> 00:32:15,833 So no, ours were well, there's a premix. 799 00:32:16,034 --> 00:32:17,135 Some of them are. 800 00:32:17,135 --> 00:32:17,802 Some of them aren't. 801 00:32:17,802 --> 00:32:18,536 But the ones we get are 802 00:32:18,536 --> 00:32:21,172 just they're pre-mixed house margaritas, which are buck and bomb. 803 00:32:21,806 --> 00:32:25,677 And they just take the gun, you know, supreme and shoot it in a soup container. 804 00:32:26,311 --> 00:32:28,012 You get a larger smallest mole is like 805 00:32:29,180 --> 00:32:31,616 eight ounces or 16 ounce some like that. 806 00:32:31,649 --> 00:32:32,116 Yeah. 807 00:32:32,116 --> 00:32:35,653 And I get there's no ice and you get two margaritas out of it. 808 00:32:35,653 --> 00:32:37,455 We're there. It's like one because they put ice in it. 809 00:32:37,455 --> 00:32:39,390 So it was right. It was like more bang for your buck. 810 00:32:39,390 --> 00:32:41,426 It was eight bucks. Wow. I get to Mars. 811 00:32:41,859 --> 00:32:42,994 That's awesome. 812 00:32:42,994 --> 00:32:46,898 And then I was like, I would go to that ranch and get old fashioned right? 813 00:32:46,898 --> 00:32:49,133 And it was like 20 bucks we got for drinks out of it. 814 00:32:49,334 --> 00:32:51,269 And see, that's killer. 815 00:32:51,269 --> 00:32:53,338 That's five bucks a drink. Yeah, that's in there. 816 00:32:53,671 --> 00:32:56,808 And they were pretty strong in what they what they would do is like 817 00:32:56,808 --> 00:32:59,610 they legally had to seal it kind of like what you're talking about flex. 818 00:32:59,911 --> 00:33:01,446 And so what they do, they put the soup container, 819 00:33:01,446 --> 00:33:04,382 put the lid on and they put like a sticker over it. Yeah. 820 00:33:04,382 --> 00:33:05,917 Or like tape it. Yeah. 821 00:33:05,917 --> 00:33:06,751 Yeah. Or tape it. 822 00:33:06,751 --> 00:33:08,786 Yeah. It's Fleetwood Ranch was super anal about it. 823 00:33:08,786 --> 00:33:10,621 They would make me pop my trunk. 824 00:33:10,621 --> 00:33:12,056 Then an L.A. County thing. 825 00:33:12,056 --> 00:33:15,460 Maybe because it was the one in and they make me pop the trunk 826 00:33:15,660 --> 00:33:18,863 and then put it in the trunk because you can't have the container in the van. Yep. 827 00:33:19,197 --> 00:33:20,965 So I would just go in and pick up a note. 828 00:33:20,965 --> 00:33:24,769 They had number one, no can like no ceiling. 829 00:33:25,103 --> 00:33:26,738 It was just put the soup lid on. 830 00:33:26,738 --> 00:33:29,107 Oh, those are the same, you know, bag as my food. 831 00:33:29,207 --> 00:33:31,175 I would range would only go in. 832 00:33:31,175 --> 00:33:33,177 Oh you want as you could go in and yeah. 833 00:33:33,211 --> 00:33:36,547 They made you do curbside when it was was peak. 834 00:33:36,547 --> 00:33:38,216 Um, but I would just like drive 835 00:33:38,216 --> 00:33:39,951 five feet down the road, go pull it out of the truck 836 00:33:39,951 --> 00:33:41,786 because I don't want the shit rolling around in my trunk. 837 00:33:41,786 --> 00:33:44,822 Yeah. Yeah. Well, we had beer gardens first 838 00:33:45,890 --> 00:33:47,091 started opening up around here 839 00:33:47,091 --> 00:33:50,661 back in like it was like 2013 or 2014 840 00:33:51,195 --> 00:33:55,700 and you would be able to take a growler to the beer garden and they would fill up 841 00:33:55,700 --> 00:33:59,337 your growler for whatever x amount of dollars it was like flat rate 842 00:33:59,904 --> 00:34:02,040 and they did it for a year. 843 00:34:02,340 --> 00:34:05,276 We tried to go the next year to get a growler fill up 844 00:34:05,276 --> 00:34:08,613 and they said they couldn't do them anymore because they weren't 845 00:34:08,613 --> 00:34:11,582 able to quote unquote, properly seal them. 846 00:34:13,284 --> 00:34:14,952 And then I've heard of people 847 00:34:14,952 --> 00:34:19,090 going to like certain bars or taprooms and they would go get 848 00:34:19,090 --> 00:34:22,927 their growlers filled up and they would literally take a piece of tape, 849 00:34:23,528 --> 00:34:26,998 you know, and tape it on one side over the cap to the other side. 850 00:34:27,365 --> 00:34:30,501 And that was technically considered a sealed growler. 851 00:34:31,502 --> 00:34:32,036 There's I've 852 00:34:32,036 --> 00:34:35,073 seen breweries put like a little plastic thing over the cap. 853 00:34:35,073 --> 00:34:36,541 And it's like a zip tie. 854 00:34:36,541 --> 00:34:38,076 Well, I've seen it with. Like, with the hairdryer. 855 00:34:38,076 --> 00:34:40,278 Yeah, here with the hairdryer. So it's like plastic wrap. 856 00:34:40,411 --> 00:34:42,780 Basically, like a heat sealed. Yeah, yeah. 857 00:34:42,914 --> 00:34:44,916 I'll just say, like, institution on their growlers. 858 00:34:44,949 --> 00:34:47,718 Almost is like a little zip tie thing, so you can't open it there. 859 00:34:47,718 --> 00:34:49,554 You got to cut it, I think. Oh, really? 860 00:34:49,554 --> 00:34:52,023 Not on the glass ones if they even still have glass, 861 00:34:52,023 --> 00:34:53,758 but they have like they're insulated one. 862 00:34:53,758 --> 00:34:54,792 Oh because it's got a handle. 863 00:34:54,792 --> 00:34:57,195 On it's almost like that like fancy like. 864 00:34:57,195 --> 00:34:58,262 Yeah, pop off top. 865 00:34:58,262 --> 00:35:00,565 It's like a big flask. Yeah. 866 00:35:00,565 --> 00:35:02,133 New Glarus brewing. 867 00:35:02,133 --> 00:35:03,301 Hey there. 868 00:35:03,301 --> 00:35:05,536 Hi there. Hey. 869 00:35:05,903 --> 00:35:09,240 They're launching a CO2 reclamation plant. 870 00:35:09,240 --> 00:35:12,610 They'll be reclaiming all their CO2 and piping them back into beers. 871 00:35:13,911 --> 00:35:14,712 Know the environment. 872 00:35:14,712 --> 00:35:17,281 Recycle. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Let's go. 873 00:35:18,349 --> 00:35:21,586 Way to recycle and way to save a bunch of money on CO2 during the shortage. 874 00:35:21,819 --> 00:35:24,422 Oh, yeah. Go green. Go green. 875 00:35:24,956 --> 00:35:27,758 Corn out of brewing has moved their distribution 876 00:35:27,758 --> 00:35:30,928 in Southern California to stone distributing, which, 877 00:35:30,928 --> 00:35:33,965 by the way, stone distribution, not part the purchase. 878 00:35:35,399 --> 00:35:38,669 They they got to keep their distribution arm the only one in the brewery. 879 00:35:38,936 --> 00:35:41,606 So what does that do? 880 00:35:41,606 --> 00:35:42,240 What do you mean? 881 00:35:42,240 --> 00:35:44,675 Like what does that do for them? 882 00:35:44,675 --> 00:35:45,643 For stone? 883 00:35:45,643 --> 00:35:48,212 Yeah. Cornetto Stone. 884 00:35:48,813 --> 00:35:51,782 That I guess they're separate companies now, I would imagine. 885 00:35:51,782 --> 00:35:56,354 And so they distribute for not only stone, but like out here locally, 886 00:35:56,354 --> 00:35:58,122 they just do it for Midwest. 887 00:35:58,122 --> 00:35:58,656 Okay. 888 00:35:58,656 --> 00:36:00,358 And again, yeah, 889 00:36:00,358 --> 00:36:03,127 they're just a distributor, just like, you know, pack Bev. 890 00:36:03,861 --> 00:36:04,729 And just pick them. 891 00:36:04,729 --> 00:36:06,164 Are they just picked up in a grind, right. 892 00:36:06,164 --> 00:36:08,199 Wasn't that like a Yeah. Over the summer. 893 00:36:08,199 --> 00:36:10,935 Yeah. Pretty recent. Recent. Yeah. Yeah. 894 00:36:10,935 --> 00:36:13,704 Tarantula Hill. Stone. Oh wow. Yeah. 895 00:36:13,905 --> 00:36:14,906 Trying to think who else. 896 00:36:16,307 --> 00:36:16,574 But yeah. 897 00:36:16,574 --> 00:36:18,776 That's why you see Midwest and like Costco and stuff. 898 00:36:18,776 --> 00:36:21,312 They were one of the first in the stone portfolio. 899 00:36:21,312 --> 00:36:23,414 They've been there for years. So. 900 00:36:23,414 --> 00:36:25,349 But anyways, now Coronado. 901 00:36:25,349 --> 00:36:27,618 So good job. Bernardo. 902 00:36:27,618 --> 00:36:29,387 Really good. Red ale. 903 00:36:29,387 --> 00:36:30,154 Yes. Yes. 904 00:36:30,154 --> 00:36:31,088 Mermaid Red. Yeah. 905 00:36:31,088 --> 00:36:33,291 The Mermaid's Red. Yes, 100%. 906 00:36:34,325 --> 00:36:35,860 It's funny that you get it out there. I didn't know that. 907 00:36:35,860 --> 00:36:38,329 I don't love a lot of their beers, but I do like that. 908 00:36:38,763 --> 00:36:40,464 One of. Them. Let me tell. You, when I really drink. 909 00:36:40,464 --> 00:36:46,270 I had that beer at a restaurant in Fort Myers, Florida. 910 00:36:46,604 --> 00:36:47,905 Making its way across the country. 911 00:36:47,905 --> 00:36:53,644 Yeah, and that was like back in six year, six or seven years ago now. 912 00:36:54,345 --> 00:36:55,313 Oh, wow. 913 00:36:55,313 --> 00:36:56,981 So, yeah, that around. It's one of the only ways to. 914 00:36:56,981 --> 00:36:58,482 Get around really good. 915 00:36:59,784 --> 00:37:02,286 Uh, well ended on this one because it's 916 00:37:03,354 --> 00:37:04,855 nickels already laughing. 917 00:37:04,855 --> 00:37:07,525 It's an I'm going to read the actual headline because it'll give away too much. 918 00:37:07,959 --> 00:37:11,762 But a drunken head teacher was for three years. 919 00:37:12,763 --> 00:37:16,634 A drunken head teacher from Lincoln was banned from teaching 920 00:37:16,634 --> 00:37:22,240 for repeatedly turning up for school drunk and making crude comments around pupils. 921 00:37:22,273 --> 00:37:23,975 Let me warn you, this is very much Europe. 922 00:37:23,975 --> 00:37:27,979 You're going to hear some weird sentence structure in October of 2018. 923 00:37:27,979 --> 00:37:30,181 Jeremy Tucker, 64, said. 924 00:37:30,181 --> 00:37:33,751 Hey, miss, you've got big tits and I'd love to suck on them 925 00:37:33,751 --> 00:37:38,122 during an assembly about keeping children safe in education. 926 00:37:38,222 --> 00:37:40,191 What? 927 00:37:40,191 --> 00:37:42,260 Talk about doing the exact opposite. 928 00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:43,728 Right? 929 00:37:43,728 --> 00:37:47,698 The former ACORN school teacher who would go to work with a disheveled 930 00:37:47,698 --> 00:37:50,735 appearance made the comments in front of around 20 pupils. 931 00:37:51,369 --> 00:37:53,871 He was talking about sexualized comments to staff 932 00:37:54,171 --> 00:37:57,041 and said they would not be considered banter and demonstrated 933 00:37:57,041 --> 00:38:00,211 by making that comment, which left the pupils shocked. 934 00:38:00,811 --> 00:38:03,080 He also said stop being an asshole 935 00:38:03,281 --> 00:38:07,918 and told a female pupil that she had a quote, smaller asshole 936 00:38:08,419 --> 00:38:13,257 and called pupils idiots and mocked pupils using silly tone to belittle them. 937 00:38:14,025 --> 00:38:16,861 He also told a misbehaving pupil on the playground, 938 00:38:17,361 --> 00:38:20,498 I'm going knock your head off and shit down your throat. 939 00:38:21,599 --> 00:38:23,734 At the Rock. 940 00:38:23,734 --> 00:38:27,471 Tucker, now 64, admitted that he made the comment in the assembly 941 00:38:27,471 --> 00:38:29,874 but could not recall the majority. 942 00:38:32,043 --> 00:38:34,412 Meeting there all through. The. 943 00:38:34,412 --> 00:38:36,080 Convenient yet. 944 00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:39,884 Teaching regulation agency disciplinary panel said the behavior 945 00:38:39,884 --> 00:38:43,487 and conduct of Tucker, who is head teacher of the ACORN Free School 946 00:38:43,487 --> 00:38:48,726 in Lincoln from 2013 for six years, was not sexually motivated. 947 00:38:49,193 --> 00:38:52,263 The hearing was told the hearing told Tucker often. 948 00:38:53,097 --> 00:38:54,932 That's weird since structure. 949 00:38:54,932 --> 00:38:56,133 The hearing was told. 950 00:38:56,133 --> 00:38:58,969 Tucker often arrived at school smelling of alcohol 951 00:38:58,969 --> 00:39:01,906 and with bloodshot eyes when a colleague was not in school. 952 00:39:02,340 --> 00:39:05,843 One witness said he kept several bottles of aftershave on a shelf 953 00:39:05,843 --> 00:39:08,379 above his desk, along with mints and chewing gum. 954 00:39:08,946 --> 00:39:11,215 The witness said he often sprayed his on 955 00:39:11,549 --> 00:39:15,519 or chew on mints and when uh off said 956 00:39:16,721 --> 00:39:17,555 there must be a person. 957 00:39:17,555 --> 00:39:20,658 When Ofsted came he would eat raw bulbs of garlic 958 00:39:21,158 --> 00:39:23,728 and people told him I am not being funny. 959 00:39:23,994 --> 00:39:26,430 But you looked chunked out of your being. 960 00:39:28,065 --> 00:39:29,033 So English. 961 00:39:29,033 --> 00:39:30,735 So much. 962 00:39:30,735 --> 00:39:34,839 Tucker asked him What did chunked out of your being mean? 963 00:39:34,839 --> 00:39:37,675 And the pupil replied, Red eyed and stoned. 964 00:39:37,708 --> 00:39:40,644 To which the head responded, I can assure you I am not. 965 00:39:41,078 --> 00:39:43,781 Witnesses told the panel that they found Tucker's golf bag 966 00:39:43,781 --> 00:39:47,151 in the storage and they found empty bottles of vodka in it. 967 00:39:47,385 --> 00:39:48,786 Oh, my God. 968 00:39:48,786 --> 00:39:52,957 The panel heard Tucker often looked disheveled in appearance and unshaven. 969 00:39:53,324 --> 00:39:57,862 Tucker placed pupils at risk of injury or harm by flipping tables 970 00:39:57,862 --> 00:40:02,566 in their presence and letting and leaving pupils in the food technology 971 00:40:02,566 --> 00:40:05,970 room and mechanical engineering room without proper supervision. 972 00:40:06,404 --> 00:40:10,174 Tucker was suspended in November of 2018 after concerns were raised 973 00:40:10,174 --> 00:40:12,977 that he was drunk at the Secondary Alternative Provision School, 974 00:40:13,344 --> 00:40:16,547 and in 2019, he left his post after an agreement was reached. 975 00:40:17,181 --> 00:40:18,416 Now, the panel recommended 976 00:40:18,416 --> 00:40:21,752 he should be banned from teaching for at least the next three years. 977 00:40:22,453 --> 00:40:23,921 Before should just retired. 978 00:40:23,921 --> 00:40:25,222 Fucking 60. Forget. 979 00:40:25,222 --> 00:40:26,290 Go home. Yeah. 980 00:40:26,290 --> 00:40:27,024 You're done, sir. 981 00:40:27,024 --> 00:40:29,460 Go, go, go, go. Work at a bank. 982 00:40:29,460 --> 00:40:31,562 Go work in the grocery store. I don't know what to tell you. 983 00:40:31,595 --> 00:40:32,997 I feel like three is not enough. 984 00:40:34,098 --> 00:40:35,166 What if I go? 985 00:40:35,166 --> 00:40:36,300 Yeah. 986 00:40:36,300 --> 00:40:38,068 Hey, miss, you've got big tits. 987 00:40:38,068 --> 00:40:40,805 I want this place that's super fucked up. 988 00:40:41,205 --> 00:40:44,141 But then you said he talked to a pupil on the playground. 989 00:40:44,241 --> 00:40:46,677 What fucking grade are we talking about here? 990 00:40:46,677 --> 00:40:48,446 Right, like and told the. 991 00:40:48,446 --> 00:40:50,748 Girl that she had a smaller asshole. Like, what the fuck? 992 00:40:50,981 --> 00:40:52,082 What does that even mean? 993 00:40:52,082 --> 00:40:54,285 That's what I want to know. 994 00:40:54,285 --> 00:40:55,753 Yeah, I love that on the playground. 995 00:40:55,753 --> 00:40:59,623 I'm going to knock your head off and shit down your throat. 996 00:40:59,623 --> 00:41:01,091 What the. 997 00:41:01,091 --> 00:41:02,726 Fuck? Like playing on the rings. 998 00:41:02,726 --> 00:41:04,462 His teacher comes up to him. 999 00:41:04,462 --> 00:41:05,429 You know. 1000 00:41:05,429 --> 00:41:07,264 The. Thing is that Jason Statham movie like. 1001 00:41:07,264 --> 00:41:09,967 What the fuck is going on? 1002 00:41:10,034 --> 00:41:12,570 This guy is nuts. 1003 00:41:12,570 --> 00:41:15,506 Thanks, Tucker, for putting our kids in a great place. 1004 00:41:15,506 --> 00:41:17,341 Yeah, yeah. Classic Europe 1005 00:41:19,477 --> 00:41:21,011 chunked out of his being. 1006 00:41:21,011 --> 00:41:22,947 I'll never forget. I want to see that. 1007 00:41:22,947 --> 00:41:25,182 Oh, user, I guarantee you're going to start easing. 1008 00:41:25,249 --> 00:41:27,952 When Greg is going up into a plastic bag in his truck. 1009 00:41:29,086 --> 00:41:31,455 Ha ha ha ha. Totally avoiding the toilet. 1010 00:41:31,489 --> 00:41:32,523 I'm going to be like Greg. 1011 00:41:32,523 --> 00:41:34,625 You were chunked out of your being. 1012 00:41:34,625 --> 00:41:36,560 Goddamn right I am. 1013 00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:38,295 Uh, good times. 1014 00:41:38,295 --> 00:41:40,064 Thanks, Tucker, for being a dick. 1015 00:41:40,064 --> 00:41:42,766 It's the worst. Yeah. Yeah. 1016 00:41:42,766 --> 00:41:46,237 Does he work for modern times? 1017 00:41:46,237 --> 00:41:51,108 I think he just got promoted. 1018 00:41:51,108 --> 00:41:53,043 He's part of their euro division. 1019 00:41:53,043 --> 00:41:54,678 With that, I think we'll hit a little music 1020 00:41:54,678 --> 00:41:57,314 and make our way out of there and we'll say, Hi, Vanessa. 1021 00:41:57,414 --> 00:41:58,482 Oh, Vanessa. 1022 00:41:58,482 --> 00:41:59,450 Oh, yeah. 1023 00:41:59,450 --> 00:42:02,286 Hey, hey. Oh, yeah. 1024 00:42:02,286 --> 00:42:04,822 Well, some folks got creepy with it, so I guess we were. 1025 00:42:04,922 --> 00:42:06,757 Yeah, you got to. 1026 00:42:06,757 --> 00:42:07,992 That was only half group though. 1027 00:42:07,992 --> 00:42:08,726 That wasn't a. Yeah. 1028 00:42:08,726 --> 00:42:09,093 Yeah. 1029 00:42:09,093 --> 00:42:12,263 It was more like just goofy shit. Right. 1030 00:42:12,263 --> 00:42:14,164 It's like a reminder that you can be creepy. 1031 00:42:14,164 --> 00:42:16,800 Yeah, because I can get really fucking creepy. 1032 00:42:17,334 --> 00:42:18,602 Oh, we're fully aware. 1033 00:42:18,602 --> 00:42:20,671 I don't want to brag about it, but. 1034 00:42:20,671 --> 00:42:22,740 It's kind of a big deal, so. Don't. 1035 00:42:22,740 --> 00:42:23,774 Look out. 1036 00:42:23,774 --> 00:42:25,609 Yeah, I will. 1037 00:42:25,609 --> 00:42:28,112 I may not want to, but go follow him on the gram. 1038 00:42:28,112 --> 00:42:30,180 If me a beer and of course in between. 1039 00:42:30,180 --> 00:42:31,248 But he is a creep. 1040 00:42:31,248 --> 00:42:32,550 At Craft Beer Republic. 1041 00:42:32,550 --> 00:42:37,087 Anna Well and of course at ice cold beer underscores 1042 00:42:37,087 --> 00:42:42,459 after each 1805538 beer 2337 is the number to call calling. 1043 00:42:42,459 --> 00:42:44,528 Thanks for defecting for a couple of weeks. 1044 00:42:44,562 --> 00:42:46,196 Thanks for calling. 1045 00:42:46,196 --> 00:42:48,332 In and thanks. For joining. 1046 00:42:48,332 --> 00:42:51,802 I thank you thank you for letting me drink enjoy and I miss you guys. 1047 00:42:51,802 --> 00:42:54,738 You're my. Favorite. Thanks for gelling and jamming. 1048 00:42:56,073 --> 00:42:57,575 With pleasure sir. 1049 00:42:57,575 --> 00:43:01,078 With our 1050 00:43:01,078 --> 00:43:05,249 oh I should stop talking or they're going to ban me for three years. 1051 00:43:05,683 --> 00:43:08,218 I hope everyone out there staying very well hydrated. 1052 00:43:08,652 --> 00:43:24,735 And on that note, goodnight, everybody.