Watch out for my underwear.
Welcome in, everybody.
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I am being joined by the biggest
gentleman in the Midwest and that is Flex.
How's it going, big, sexy?
Just opening doors for people.
You know, like a gentleman should. Right.
Going in second?
Yeah, finishing second
in the building.
Okay. Okay.
A little journey over there
and back for another week of punishment
and still needs to sign her contract so she can officially deflect.
Callie. Yay!
And all of the children.
Oh, okay.
Really? Well, the papers.
You didn't get. Them? No. Did you fax. Them?
I did. My phone line might be down.
Maybe I'll check it. Yeah. Yeah.
Check out, like here. Cost in the mail.
Yeah.
Can't trust the post office anymore.
Or UPS or FedEx. Yeah.
It'll just arrive shredded if you put it by U.P.S..
Oh, geez.
They'll open it, drink one of the beers and return the rest.
Yeah, but they'll.
Let you know what beer was. Missing.
They were. Very specific.
Very specific about their thievery.
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All right let's to gets to yes I put an S after get got a Ludacris.
You know one of these days Greg
I'm just waiting for you to say
not a lot to get to today.
Slowly today. We'll be here in about 8 minutes.
And then we're. Going to be about a 17 minute show today.
We just don't. Have a lot to. Get to. Right.
So sorry. Flex. Take the wheel.
Shoes over.
In the corner crying his eyes. Out.
17 minutes.
Those are those.
He'll just listen to it three times in a row and then he'll be satisfied.
It'll be my favorite one to edit those 70 minute show, let me tell you.
Yeah.
As the co-host who does none of the work, I just show up.
That's got to be rough.
Yeah, 70 minutes wouldn't be rough, so maybe.
Yeah, that's a new goal.
Day in for, like, the 42 minute golfer.
We already do. The 17. All right.
Yeah, we'll start.
We'll cut it in half first go for 21.
We'll just start talking like auctioneers.
Yeah. All right. We're going to grab everybody
doing it and we can do it.
Talking numbers. I'm not so. Going to go.
Support.
Them on the question of the night, a little more like maybe Air
Zeros was going to start today.
It's how you.
But that's okay by me.
Pretty good.
That was solid. Yeah.
You know, it's funny,
I've heard from multiple people that they like
to listen to the show on, like, half speed because we sound drunk.
Oh, I've done that accidentally. I've.
I've accidentally sped it up, and I'm like, what?
All of a sudden I'm like, just coming to check on you. She got it.
And then I.
I'm like, okay.
And then I, you have to, like, speed it up to slow it back down to go to normal.
It especially like when I'm driving, I'm like, God damn it. And I'm like.
How do you how do you. Do that?
Don't you just is there an option for that?
Yeah. Yeah.
And sometimes, like, because my my car has like a
almost like a mouse pad, like a like a, like a laptop.
Computer. Thing cursor. Wow.
And sometimes I just don't realize are my hands on and I brush it
and then something will happen and it'll just like,
cut to Greg sounding like he's singing All I Want for Christmas
is my two front teeth with Albert and Simon and Theodore.
And then to get back to normal speed, I'll hear it.
It's like you've got
Barney.
Thanks for doing it.
Thanks for joining.
It was awesome.
Yeah.
I've heard from multiple people that they think it's hilarious to listen to.
He's drunk.
I'm like, I think you could play us on regular speed and here is drunk, but.
The possibility whatever.
Floats your boat over there.
All right.
Before we get into it,
speaking of hydration and being drunk, let's talk about what's going on.
Your drinking over here.
Oh, gosh. Flex is freaking out over there.
All right.
Today we talk about.
To go to dinner.
Okay.
Your phone's not ready for drinking Burley Oak Brewing Companies.
And this was my birthday present from Nicole.
Oh, happy birthday, Bree.
Birthday? Yeah, it was yesterday.
No, it wasn't.
It wasn't engaged.
But I'm.
I'm glad I saved.
I always save these ones from my head.
And I know. Who aged. Fine.
Your mom?
Oh, yeah.
I'm sorry. God. God.
Yeah. Burley Oak Brook Cavities,
Jelly Nut Jam. My favorite joke.
Ladies and gentlemen.
Round of applause. My favorite. Joke.
I can just imagine that my wife is downstairs cringing.
Rolling her eyes about. This.
Yes, this is lemon strawberry and vanilla, 4.4%
as a399999 untapped.
And they say absolutely nothing about it.
So yeah.
We'll tell you all about we'll.
Tell you all about it.
Uh, on my schnoz,
I get so much of that lemon a little bit of the strawberry.
It just smells like a lemonade with a hint of strawberry in it.
I get a lot of strawberry.
Also, the lemon.
It is very tart, lemony.
It literally tastes like Italian soda, strawberry lemonade, and it has alcohol.
So it's like the best of both worlds. They say it's hard.
Ding, ding, ding.
Ding. Ding.
Yeah.
I mean, honestly, if Sours didn't tear of your stomach,
I would drink this all day long.
Like, this is delicious. Yeah, it's.
This is a good beer.
If you're a non beer drinker, like bring you over to the dark side like this.
It's just fun to, like, break it up, you know,
you have like your normal beers and you just get this.
It's making my tongue go wild.
Yeah, it's so tart, like.
Like fizzy lemonade.
It's. It's really good.
If your tongue jabber went wild.
What's the sound?
Your tongue that would make.
Like, a turkey. I.
We are getting close to Thanksgiving.
So that's what I was hoping for.
Yes. Yeah, you're welcome.
You and Erika, with your.
Coming. Right?
I hope you're satisfied over there. Flakes.
Super satisfied. Glad.
Yes. So, Jillian, I.
Jim good beer.
Better joke, honor percent.
Worst joke ever. Oh, it's the best. It's my favorite.
I tell everybody I know I tell people I don't know.
My favorite is when we're together and you tell me to tell it.
And then you look over my wife.
I want her to hate him, not me. She's like my best. You know?
Oh, it's like immediately to
look at her faces like, I don't know you and I'm going to divorce you.
God, I'm like, But we can still be best friends, right?
Yeah.
So for everyone that's new to the show,
what's the difference between jelly and jam?
I can't jelly my cock down your throat.
Huh? Uh, I still laugh.
It's a nice flavor.
It's my favorite.
So, so bad.
So bad.
It doesn't make my cheeks hurt.
My. My
ex-boyfriend
works at a brewery that we frequent, and he told us
that he was going to culinary school, and I was like, Oh, okay, like, great.
Good for you, dope for you.
Life choices.
And he wanted to open up a jam company.
With. A straight face.
And, you know, it's not because I think he's a loser just because of the joke.
And, you know, the other maybe followed suit.
Right.
Did you ask him if he knew the difference?
No. You know, I was going to and then I looked at naked.
I was like, I can't waste this joke on him.
Like, I can't like I don't want him to know.
Wouldn't it be obnoxious to come up with a jam company
called Cocks Jam like CEO X
and your tagline We jam our jam down your throat.
No jelly, our jam.
Whatever or jam it. Yeah.
I feel like that's genius. Oh.
It is.
We should start a jelly company.
Well, you told me what he was going to name his, and it just.
Nothing. Was it cocks?
No cocks.
Chicken, lollipop, trademark.
And we got to tweak the trademark.
That was his name.
Be jammin or something.
Oh God. What Paul Pauly B jam.
Fucking years this.
Very nineties.
The Peach Jam and. The jam and man.
Do. Sure.
All right.
Well, cocks, jokes.
Nobody died.
Yeah, I went ax throwing the other day.
That's how awesome.
Lot of. Fun is it the place in the. Yeah.
Yeah the new ish place.
I still can't get with the fact that they will feed you alcohol
you throw sharp objects.
I mean do they limit you like you get like a ticket? No.
They have a bar.
I mean, I'm sure if you got belligerent, they'd cut you off.
But we were having this whole discussion
like what must be insurance, be like on an establishment
that allows you to throw sharp objects and served you alcohol.
I wonder if they cap their ABV percentages.
I know it's all local.
I've been there just to sample the bar.
Uh huh.
I haven't thrown axes, but I've sampled the bar.
Well, I know they have, like,
liquid candy on tap, which is like seven and some change.
So if they limited I mean, and what's the limit?
Eight or eight maybe?
I don't know.
I don't think they do.
Days go either, though, but good times and a lot of fun.
Had a couple of tasty beers
and then I have a question for everybody.
A moral dilemma, if you will.
I got an email from a brewery who used to send me beers.
Sure.
So that I would either
talk about them on the show, post them on the gram, blah, blah, blah.
They I haven't heard from them in
probably since the very beginning of the year, maybe the end of last year.
And they just upsetting to everybody that was on their list.
And I got an email saying, hey, we'd love to send
your latest release and have you talk about it.
And I haven't responded.
And I think I've missed the deadline to respond
because since that brewery has sent us stuff,
they have also been purchased and are no longer craft
and they happen to be in the Candida area.
But I won't name their name.
Uh, I basically, I turned it down.
I didn't know what to do.
I was like, if you want to send me free beer, I'll drink it.
But I don't think I can post it.
I think the gram would fucking roast me.
I would just politely tell them that you appreciate their kind offer.
You've always been a big fan, but the fact that you do.
Up until about June.
The fact that you do a craft.
Beer underscore.
Podcast and they are no longer craft, you will have to politely decline.
Yeah, probably a better way to go about it than just ignoring them.
She's so professional.
She really, you know, I 100% I'm an executive assistant.
I have to write these like emails that are
too, you know, kind but like, hey, fuck you.
It's like.
A professional.
Way to sue a professional. Yeah, yeah.
Those are my favorite.
I just give you my email password and just.
Have me do it. Yeah, that's right.
Well, she's going to be part of the team now. That's true.
She says, Oh. So.
Get stuck in the fact somewhere.
But papers have supposedly been signed.
You know, there's a homing pigeon
was the time.
He'll be here in 4 minutes.
8:40 p.m.. He's bringing the papers.
It's fucking slow.
Okay, here.
Here it becomes. Like.
It's like from beer fest.
Somebody Badrinath is so good at beer games, they're like,
she put him on our team, then.
Like. Cool.
He's so good at emails
like PR.
I'll just be your PR person.
Yes, please.
Please write all of our posts right after you.
Write the post a lot better.
You're a little bit more creative on that, but I can write a damn good email.
You need some fluff in there? I.
I need some fluff.
Oh, we have to come to California.
Let's see how it goes. There's no long. Just this fluffy.
Okay, shot rule of the fourth thing.
Yeah.
So anyways, yeah, maybe I should.
I never responded and I probably should, but
yeah I just was like, I feel like I get roasted.
She'll get roasted.
You did the right thing, you know?
I feel like you got to let sellouts be sellouts.
And yeah, it is, you know, that's it.
We just wipe, we wash your hands.
But it's funny because
it was a different marketing person to it than who used to reach out.
So they must have had some turnover after the purchase.
Or cleaning house or plane have been there.
Yeah, I think you're still they're still there.
Made it. Clean a little bit of house though.
So yeah I got my 96 cent in our race roof. Man.
Welcome to corporate motherfuckers.
Yeah. It'll add up that.
That's what they tell you.
Uh huh, I.
I did the math, and after taxes, she'll be able to afford the Firestone
Brewmasters Club.
Yeah, I could actually buy, like, three of them.
Not after taxes. Couldn't?
Oh, no, not after taxes. There will be one.
Yeah, one and a half.
Well, welcome to California.
So, anyway, so that was that, um, and college, uh,
I even prep you on this, but you had quite the come up
last week on some bottles of.
Oh, I did. Jones Christ.
One of my best friends that I work with her
husband is actually trying to get sober, though.
You know, you hit the bottle. For him.
To. Yeah, there are.
No like, you know, there's like drinking for frenzies
and then there's like, you got a problem and people.
Write that. Line.
Yeah.
Well,
she decided that it would just be best if they didn't have anything in the house.
And she was cleaning out
her guestroom to make it in office again.
And she found, like, three tubs of beer in the closet.
Wow. And I mean, wow. One.
Oh, well, so.
I think I have 37 beers at home.
There's Libertines, there's brewery two rows, there's sort of smug city
barrel age series and Saisons.
We had one the other night. Was it?
It's mug three.
What do we have with Mike?
Yeah, it was like eight.
Great links to our neighbor.
I don't know. It was delicious.
It was tasty.
Funky, but yeah, delicious.
There's some modern times in there
from when she was a member, before they were on the naughty list again.
I mean, the De Beers that were dated 2015, so they're like, Holy shit,
these come up.
I could drink one every day until Christmas
and make it like an advent calendar for beers.
So yeah, I'm just a huge.
Cover of them.
My work birthday.
Gave through me looking. Hangover.
Yeah seriously.
So yeah huge. Come up. I'm excited
for the holiday season and drinking those and
I mean bottle shares I've got some shit to like drink now.
I'm like, hell yeah don't touch my own stash.
I know your husband's.
Really dirty touch my own stash.
You have some people.
At least two people going.
I've seen your dance move, right? Yeah.
The hands pointed towards the crotch, like looking a little like a raccoon,
like a little critter.
Exactly.
With their phones.
Critters itches.
Oh, the critter has critters
over her.
Never. Never a good thing.
Yeah.
And the one that your husband's not excited for,
I'm most excited for is that mega black house.
Yeah. Oh, it's so good. I know.
He thinks Black House is better. Yeah, and.
Black House, can I not even tell you how much I miss Black House?
I mean, I refuse to buy it, but I just.
I miss it.
And it was a salt.
Like, we would go to the liquor store and just get a four pack,
like every Friday when it was like our Friday beers.
And they're like, yeah, they're just.
I wonder, you know, now they're owned by Manly Brewing
we talked about last week they're official re allowed to buy them again.
Like what's the.
I mean the CEO both have stepped away.
Yeah well I mean, the CEO that was part of the naughty list is long gone.
And then the one that took over after has now stepped away.
So, I mean, I went to Maui Brewing in Hawaii at the end of September. And.
Right, we. We had a burly wine.
We did have a burly wine last night and it was great.
Yeah, the wife was making fun of me.
I liked it as it got warmer, so I was like warming it up in my lap.
And then I let her finish outside.
Well, is it your stash? Yeah.
Keeping it warm with my stash.
I let her finish it because we were driving
and I gave it to her and she's like, Why is your beer so warm?
She did make a rather loud comment.
I was like, I just I. Liked it as a warmed up. You got more.
The chocolaty notes is chocolaty and orange and burly.
It was I really enjoyed it.
And I, you know, I it's a moral it's a moral debate.
I kind of have to see maybe give myself to the end of the year.
Yeah, yeah. I feel yeah.
Because I do miss some black house and.
I really do too. And we had modern times at our wedding.
Yeah. Space base. Good stuff. It is.
So hopefully they can get off the naughty list.
I don't know. I don't know how that works.
All right. Ludacris Libation Law.
We are going to Flex's favorite place where we.
Go in.
Alaska.
Oh, I love Alaska.
It stretches out,
uh, in Fairbanks, Alaska.
It was for a long time illegal to feed a moose.
Any alcoholic beverage.
Where's the fun in that?
However, doing so is no longer against the law.
He loophole.
Look, it's a weird one to have on the books in the first place.
I found it weirder to take it off the books.
I feel like they figured out that like Moose
can just hold their liquor better than any human being.
I mean, have you seen them? They're like, you know, feet tall.
Well, yeah, they're like £900.
So it's like they they're like the Andre the Giants
of, like, the animal world is what I'm assuming.
You know, and it's not like you can give them very much alcohol.
They can only serve people 36 ounces a day. So.
Yeah, well, there's no rules on animals.
On meats.
Come on, man.
Moose say you say moose.
I'm just kidding. Moose's Mouse.
Mouse I would just leave some Guinness in a bucket for them and
see what happens.
Why would you why would you subject them to that torture?
Because I'm only going to drink a couple on Saint Patrick's Day
and then I have the rest to get rid of.
So I might as well share them with my wild moose friends.
Your miss friends. Mrs.. Pieces?
Yeah.
I don't know why that needed to be revoked.
Apparently, people were getting arrested for it.
Maybe they're down in tourism and they're trying to get people to come to Alaska.
Like come to Alaska and feed the fuck out of our moose.
Just give them as much hooch as they want.
Fun fact Collie loves feeding wild animals.
And doesn't special part in my art from moose.
Okay is it.
Is it.
Is it moose's. Is it. Can we use moose.
It's just moose.
It's like there's one moose or there's two moose.
Yeah, it's kind of like, yeah.
So look at all those moose.
What is it kind of like? Now I want to know what it's. Kind of like.
I was going to say there's another word that's like that isn't it?
Fish?
You don't say fishes. You really don't.
You can. But I guess that's true.
There's, there's seven fish over there. Oh.
Oh, no octopus can be octopi. Yeah.
And cactus of cacti, right.
Yeah.
Fish is a good one.
Yeah.
You wouldn't say there's eight fishes.
Is in a fish is a word though. Is one fish.
Two fish, red fish.
Bluefish. That.
That was you got me.
Lex with the kids, you know, one.
Fish, two fish, three fish, four fish.
Yeah.
Oh, a deer also.
Ha. Yes.
Oh yeah. There's three deer. Nailed it.
So many the year.
I was like one.
There's so many deer.
Oh, it's so good.
Um hmm. Interesting. Yeah, those are good.
I do love feeding wild animals. I have fed deer before.
Yeah, in the wild. At the lake.
Okay. Got it on video. Oh, my God. Best day ever.
I love that.
We have a wildlife sanctuary zoo.
Like, about an hour north of me.
So it's like an entire,
like, natural wildlife exhibit.
There's, like, obviously fencing in there because there's,
like, bears that you can throw apples and shit too, and
they're sunk,
but otherwise
there's no fence that you can, like, go in and like hand-feed and elk or hand-feed
a deer or rams or something like that, and that shit like fucks me up.
I'm so here for it all.
I hope there's room in your guest room.
I'm packing my bags and I'm going to go feed the animals.
We got plenty of room over here.
So I just saw this past week that the place I want to feed
otters opened up nine months into next year.
Oh, $650.
Holy shit, dude, otters are savages.
They're like the Chinese small clawed ones, and they're just adorable,
precious little angel.
I don't know why it's so expensive to throw some fish at him.
It's crazy.
They swim in a pool with you for, like, an hour.
I just remember reading the fact that if, like, wild otters
can't find food, that they will eat their own young.
And that's just the most savage thing I've ever heard in my life.
Don't tell me you wouldn't do the same.
Thing or tender.
Potato. All right?
Okay. I'm kidding.
You probably cut that out.
I'm not, but.
I'm not a serial killer.
You heard it here first.
Callie loves eating.
Yeah, I did.
The swim at dolphins thing in Florida is like 600 bucks.
And it was at not SeaWorld, but like SeaWorld.
Jason, SeaWorld.
Dances.
And because it was owned by Busch or.
Whatever, isn't it Busch Gardens?
It's not Busch Gardens. You know who owns zero?
Oh, Budweiser owns SeaWorld.
Oh, this is my pre craft beer days.
All the beer was free.
Yeah, probably not anymore.
Sure, it's hundred bucks for all you can drink essentially.
Yeah. Oh, you're going to. Yeah.
I am. Beer for it.
Sign me up. It was very beer.
You mean I couldn't drink all the beer I want?
And so.
Yeah, well, I had yeah.
It was 600 bucks for the buffet and the dolphins came free, so that's good.
This one, those.
What a deal.
Yeah, what a steal that was, man.
That was when I was poor.
I was, like, 20 when I did that. Wow.
All right. What's going on in the the news world?
A jury has ruled that bhang energy drink was false advertising
when they had super creatine on the cans and now have to change their packaging.
Well, they also filed for bankruptcy. Oh.
Yeah.
So, yeah, they're they're in a real rough spot right now.
Not looking good.
Do you drink bhang energy drink.
I haven't ever since the the ghost energy drink came out.
Oh I tried the sour patch kids of those.
Yeah they're really good.
It's, it's astounding how spot on they are with their flavors.
I'm here for the mango one.
The mango flavored ghost energy.
You should try riot energy and try the mango.
Right. I don't know if I have that here.
Oh, I can try to send you on. It's delicious.
I'll send out with some beer in the mail. Don't worry about. It.
It's like now we're trading energy drinks instead of beers. So good.
I hate energy drinks. It tastes like mango juice.
That's what I say.
Every time I trade somebody or like I whenever
like the six times I actually shipped out beer,
I go to the post office and say, oh, yeah,
it's it's energy drink.
Do you.
Yeah. Never heard anybody use it. 100%. Yeah.
You know if I throw one in there I'm technically not lying government true.
Nobody from the government.
Listen, Maple Sirup, there are always less.
Pickles. Or cold brew. I've heard one cold brew.
Hot sauce? Oh, yeah. Coffee. Um.
Don't say mercury because mercury is illegal to ship.
Oh, sure. Yes, I remember that.
But it's funny because they make sure to let you know that.
They make sure to let you know, like, it's like alcohol,
perfumes, and then, like, mercury is like the Bible.
Yeah. And it's just like, why?
Why would I be shipping mercury?
Right.
I'm going. To thermometer.
Oh, you know what? If it's in thermometer form, I don't know.
I think so.
Does Amazon have to disclose if you buy a thermometer off of Amazon or something?
That's interesting. I don't. Know.
Let's go buy a thinner ometer, see what happens.
Jeff Bezos don't have to announce shit.
Yeah, that's true. He's just going to go to space.
I'm just going to say that. That's exactly.
It's about the Vikings.
They were the three best friends that anybody could have.
Look at us. Bring in Mercury.
Jeff Bezos is like, fuck it, I'm
going to ship Mercury to Mercury and they can go fuck themselves.
In 24 hours.
Prime
Mercury bitches.
He's probably done it.
They're working on it.
Untapped check ins revealed that brewery
Taproom Traffic has recovered
and since gone beyond 2019 to pre-COVID levels.
Well, that's great.
Yeah, it's good for breweries.
People are back to being alcoholics and that's what we need for their survival.
Mm hmm.
I wonder if that means there's more breweries out there now to.
I'm sorry. Road. What? Roadhouse?
Oh, House. Roadhouse.
Okay, but that's going somewhere else. Road ahead.
Yeah.
You know, it's funny, we've we've lost a few breweries
through pandemic, so maybe the we're feeling crowded because the less options.
We've lost but we've also gained.
Yeah. The so profound.
Thing out here locally like we lost one we gained one gained.
Uh, pandemic, we lost.
Lost five threads.
We gained naughty, naughty pain.
The weight on mattera.
It's the big joke locally. They've been opening for five years.
Shucks. Yeah.
No, seriously, I think they were supposed to open in 2018.
Yeah, well, he was on our show in 2019, 18 or 19.
I can't remember to look that up.
And when he was on the show, it was we'll be open by the end of the year.
Yeah.
Don't open a business in Simi Valley, everybody. Yeah.
They're not even great to live there, really.
But, you know, nobody in business is even worse.
Maybe you love meth, you want to be close to the source.
Could be, you know.
That's why you live there, right?
I mean, fair enough.
We cut it out.
Some people that I have all my teeth, though. Oh, that's true. Yeah, yeah.
My teeth.
I've never had a cavity. So it's not.
I don't do meth. No.
Or you don't. Break McGee over there.
I know.
Can you believe that?
I'm almost 38 and I've never had a single cavity.
Yeah, she's way more into heroin. Don't let her show you around.
She had.
No cavity, but tons. Attract.
Notice the long. Sleeve.
It's 85 degrees.
She's wearing a. Sweatshirt.
I want to see it.
Road ahead.
I mean, roadhouse brewing Company
has signed a purchase agreement to acquire Melvin Brewing.
Interesting.
Yeah, this is kind of a big deal. Wow.
I don't like by name for a brewery.
Roadhouse or. Melvin Melvin.
Have you ever had Melvin?
No, I just. Oh, have you ever had a melvin.
What is a melvin.
Yeah, it's another name for a wedgie.
Oh is it.
I've never heard. That. I thought it was I.
Maybe I just get stupid I. Don't think. Ever told me.
I don't think I've ever actually had like an official wedgie.
I've never been wedgie. That was always.
Have you done wedgie?
Uh, not that I can think of.
I don't know.
I don't think so. I watched my.
Melvin is a wedgie.
While he looks. He looked up.
We were in high school and I had a friend
who is younger brother was a freshman and we were seniors.
And I watched him and another offensive line buddy of him
lift up my friend's brother and rip his underwear.
Man Yeah.
Yeah. I did witness that.
Oh, sounds painful.
Yeah, but no, I've never done it.
Never been done to. No, Melvin's here.
And I'm surprised you haven't.
You had the brewery there from Wyoming, so, you know, pretty Midwestern.
And it's such a nice.
You than it is us, you know?
How is Wyoming Midwestern?
Is that like middle. Of the fucking country?
It's directly south of Wisconsin.
I'm looking at a map.
You are stupid. On.
The map.
A stupid. Dude.
Wyoming is not directly south of Wisconsin.
Oh, I'm so sorry. You are. There other.
That's the Dakotas.
I'm looking.
They have multiple locations.
The Dakotas are still west of us now.
So is it it pin their Missouri location,
but it said their Wyoming location.
I was like.
I thought Wyoming was really north.
That's funny.
Uh oh. Well, how dumb we are anytime.
No, please, please don't.
But the. World needs to believe. It out.
Yeah, how dumb we are.
Well, anyways, one in Wyoming, two in Wyoming, one in Missouri.
But I think Wyoming is the original location.
But we get it out here.
So I figured it made its way towards you.
I don't. Know. I've never seen it.
Oh. Two by four is one of their beers and they advertised it with Hacksaw.
Jim, Doug and a couple of years ago. Awesome.
Yeah. Tubi.
Oh, oh, great.
Oh, yeah.
There's a video somewhere in doing the tubi for Tubi for her.
And then any like they come out to the breweries.
That's fucking brilliant.
Yeah. I'd go find to do it now.
I have to go then to buy four. Yes.
Michigan consumers will
be getting cocktails to go with the possible
permanent legislation that they're passing in Michigan where they can.
Cocktails to go forever.
That's brilliant. Do that for California.
I'm not sure about the cocktails.
I know they extended it and now they've made it
so you can ship spirits and alcohol and stuff permanently.
I don't know about the cocktails to go, though, in California.
Oh, that was a fun.
Those are those like that was a part of the highlight.
Yeah. Yeah it was. Is it. Of.
It was definitely like a bummer because of what was happening.
But yeah, it was definitely, definitely a perk.
But I got margaritas to go from Yolanda's like every Friday.
Now let me ask you a question with this.
So when you would order margaritas to go.
No ice. Would.
They give you like the mixed drink in the cup?
Because we would be in a soup container.
We would get a like a cup filled with ice and like the margarita mix.
And then they would give us mini bottles of tequila too.
Then, you know, because they were still sealed.
So we would be able to crack when we get home
and then pour into the margarita.
So no, ours were well, there's a premix.
Some of them are.
Some of them aren't.
But the ones we get are
just they're pre-mixed house margaritas, which are buck and bomb.
And they just take the gun, you know, supreme and shoot it in a soup container.
You get a larger smallest mole is like
eight ounces or 16 ounce some like that.
Yeah.
And I get there's no ice and you get two margaritas out of it.
We're there. It's like one because they put ice in it.
So it was right. It was like more bang for your buck.
It was eight bucks. Wow. I get to Mars.
That's awesome.
And then I was like, I would go to that ranch and get old fashioned right?
And it was like 20 bucks we got for drinks out of it.
And see, that's killer.
That's five bucks a drink. Yeah, that's in there.
And they were pretty strong in what they what they would do is like
they legally had to seal it kind of like what you're talking about flex.
And so what they do, they put the soup container,
put the lid on and they put like a sticker over it. Yeah.
Or like tape it. Yeah.
Yeah. Or tape it.
Yeah. It's Fleetwood Ranch was super anal about it.
They would make me pop my trunk.
Then an L.A. County thing.
Maybe because it was the one in and they make me pop the trunk
and then put it in the trunk because you can't have the container in the van. Yep.
So I would just go in and pick up a note.
They had number one, no can like no ceiling.
It was just put the soup lid on.
Oh, those are the same, you know, bag as my food.
I would range would only go in.
Oh you want as you could go in and yeah.
They made you do curbside when it was was peak.
Um, but I would just like drive
five feet down the road, go pull it out of the truck
because I don't want the shit rolling around in my trunk.
Yeah. Yeah. Well, we had beer gardens first
started opening up around here
back in like it was like 2013 or 2014
and you would be able to take a growler to the beer garden and they would fill up
your growler for whatever x amount of dollars it was like flat rate
and they did it for a year.
We tried to go the next year to get a growler fill up
and they said they couldn't do them anymore because they weren't
able to quote unquote, properly seal them.
And then I've heard of people
going to like certain bars or taprooms and they would go get
their growlers filled up and they would literally take a piece of tape,
you know, and tape it on one side over the cap to the other side.
And that was technically considered a sealed growler.
There's I've
seen breweries put like a little plastic thing over the cap.
And it's like a zip tie.
Well, I've seen it with. Like, with the hairdryer.
Yeah, here with the hairdryer. So it's like plastic wrap.
Basically, like a heat sealed. Yeah, yeah.
I'll just say, like, institution on their growlers.
Almost is like a little zip tie thing, so you can't open it there.
You got to cut it, I think. Oh, really?
Not on the glass ones if they even still have glass,
but they have like they're insulated one.
Oh because it's got a handle.
On it's almost like that like fancy like.
Yeah, pop off top.
It's like a big flask. Yeah.
New Glarus brewing.
Hey there.
Hi there. Hey.
They're launching a CO2 reclamation plant.
They'll be reclaiming all their CO2 and piping them back into beers.
Know the environment.
Recycle. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Let's go.
Way to recycle and way to save a bunch of money on CO2 during the shortage.
Oh, yeah. Go green. Go green.
Corn out of brewing has moved their distribution
in Southern California to stone distributing, which,
by the way, stone distribution, not part the purchase.
They they got to keep their distribution arm the only one in the brewery.
So what does that do?
What do you mean?
Like what does that do for them?
For stone?
Yeah. Cornetto Stone.
That I guess they're separate companies now, I would imagine.
And so they distribute for not only stone, but like out here locally,
they just do it for Midwest.
Okay.
And again, yeah,
they're just a distributor, just like, you know, pack Bev.
And just pick them.
Are they just picked up in a grind, right.
Wasn't that like a Yeah. Over the summer.
Yeah. Pretty recent. Recent. Yeah. Yeah.
Tarantula Hill. Stone. Oh wow. Yeah.
Trying to think who else.
But yeah.
That's why you see Midwest and like Costco and stuff.
They were one of the first in the stone portfolio.
They've been there for years. So.
But anyways, now Coronado.
So good job. Bernardo.
Really good. Red ale.
Yes. Yes.
Mermaid Red. Yeah.
The Mermaid's Red. Yes, 100%.
It's funny that you get it out there. I didn't know that.
I don't love a lot of their beers, but I do like that.
One of. Them. Let me tell. You, when I really drink.
I had that beer at a restaurant in Fort Myers, Florida.
Making its way across the country.
Yeah, and that was like back in six year, six or seven years ago now.
Oh, wow.
So, yeah, that around. It's one of the only ways to.
Get around really good.
Uh, well ended on this one because it's
nickels already laughing.
It's an I'm going to read the actual headline because it'll give away too much.
But a drunken head teacher was for three years.
A drunken head teacher from Lincoln was banned from teaching
for repeatedly turning up for school drunk and making crude comments around pupils.
Let me warn you, this is very much Europe.
You're going to hear some weird sentence structure in October of 2018.
Jeremy Tucker, 64, said.
Hey, miss, you've got big tits and I'd love to suck on them
during an assembly about keeping children safe in education.
What?
Talk about doing the exact opposite.
Right?
The former ACORN school teacher who would go to work with a disheveled
appearance made the comments in front of around 20 pupils.
He was talking about sexualized comments to staff
and said they would not be considered banter and demonstrated
by making that comment, which left the pupils shocked.
He also said stop being an asshole
and told a female pupil that she had a quote, smaller asshole
and called pupils idiots and mocked pupils using silly tone to belittle them.
He also told a misbehaving pupil on the playground,
I'm going knock your head off and shit down your throat.
At the Rock.
Tucker, now 64, admitted that he made the comment in the assembly
but could not recall the majority.
Meeting there all through. The.
Convenient yet.
Teaching regulation agency disciplinary panel said the behavior
and conduct of Tucker, who is head teacher of the ACORN Free School
in Lincoln from 2013 for six years, was not sexually motivated.
The hearing was told the hearing told Tucker often.
That's weird since structure.
The hearing was told.
Tucker often arrived at school smelling of alcohol
and with bloodshot eyes when a colleague was not in school.
One witness said he kept several bottles of aftershave on a shelf
above his desk, along with mints and chewing gum.
The witness said he often sprayed his on
or chew on mints and when uh off said
there must be a person.
When Ofsted came he would eat raw bulbs of garlic
and people told him I am not being funny.
But you looked chunked out of your being.
So English.
So much.
Tucker asked him What did chunked out of your being mean?
And the pupil replied, Red eyed and stoned.
To which the head responded, I can assure you I am not.
Witnesses told the panel that they found Tucker's golf bag
in the storage and they found empty bottles of vodka in it.
Oh, my God.
The panel heard Tucker often looked disheveled in appearance and unshaven.
Tucker placed pupils at risk of injury or harm by flipping tables
in their presence and letting and leaving pupils in the food technology
room and mechanical engineering room without proper supervision.
Tucker was suspended in November of 2018 after concerns were raised
that he was drunk at the Secondary Alternative Provision School,
and in 2019, he left his post after an agreement was reached.
Now, the panel recommended
he should be banned from teaching for at least the next three years.
Before should just retired.
Fucking 60. Forget.
Go home. Yeah.
You're done, sir.
Go, go, go, go. Work at a bank.
Go work in the grocery store. I don't know what to tell you.
I feel like three is not enough.
What if I go?
Yeah.
Hey, miss, you've got big tits.
I want this place that's super fucked up.
But then you said he talked to a pupil on the playground.
What fucking grade are we talking about here?
Right, like and told the.
Girl that she had a smaller asshole. Like, what the fuck?
What does that even mean?
That's what I want to know.
Yeah, I love that on the playground.
I'm going to knock your head off and shit down your throat.
What the.
Fuck? Like playing on the rings.
His teacher comes up to him.
You know.
The. Thing is that Jason Statham movie like.
What the fuck is going on?
This guy is nuts.
Thanks, Tucker, for putting our kids in a great place.
Yeah, yeah. Classic Europe
chunked out of his being.
I'll never forget. I want to see that.
Oh, user, I guarantee you're going to start easing.
When Greg is going up into a plastic bag in his truck.
Ha ha ha ha. Totally avoiding the toilet.
I'm going to be like Greg.
You were chunked out of your being.
Goddamn right I am.
Uh, good times.
Thanks, Tucker, for being a dick.
It's the worst. Yeah. Yeah.
Does he work for modern times?
I think he just got promoted.
He's part of their euro division.
With that, I think we'll hit a little music
and make our way out of there and we'll say, Hi, Vanessa.
Oh, Vanessa.
Oh, yeah.
Hey, hey. Oh, yeah.
Well, some folks got creepy with it, so I guess we were.
Yeah, you got to.
That was only half group though.
That wasn't a. Yeah.
Yeah.
It was more like just goofy shit. Right.
It's like a reminder that you can be creepy.
Yeah, because I can get really fucking creepy.
Oh, we're fully aware.
I don't want to brag about it, but.
It's kind of a big deal, so. Don't.
Look out.
Yeah, I will.
I may not want to, but go follow him on the gram.
If me a beer and of course in between.
But he is a creep.
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In and thanks. For joining.
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You're my. Favorite. Thanks for gelling and jamming.
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With our
oh I should stop talking or they're going to ban me for three years.
I hope everyone out there staying very well hydrated.
And on that note, goodnight, everybody.