Watch out for my underwear.
Speaker:Welcome in, everybody.
Speaker:It's the Craft Beer Republic. Thanks for drinking.
Speaker:Thanks for joining.
Speaker:I am being joined by the biggest
Speaker:gentleman in the Midwest and that is Flex.
Speaker:How's it going, big, sexy?
Speaker:Just opening doors for people.
Speaker:You know, like a gentleman should. Right.
Speaker:Going in second?
Speaker:Yeah, finishing second
Speaker:in the building.
Speaker:Okay. Okay.
Speaker:A little journey over there
Speaker:and back for another week of punishment
Speaker:and still needs to sign her contract so she can officially deflect.
Speaker:Callie. Yay!
Speaker:And all of the children.
Speaker:Oh, okay.
Speaker:Really? Well, the papers.
Speaker:You didn't get. Them? No. Did you fax. Them?
Speaker:I did. My phone line might be down.
Speaker:Maybe I'll check it. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker:Check out, like here. Cost in the mail.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Can't trust the post office anymore.
Speaker:Or UPS or FedEx. Yeah.
Speaker:It'll just arrive shredded if you put it by U.P.S..
Speaker:Oh, geez.
Speaker:They'll open it, drink one of the beers and return the rest.
Speaker:Yeah, but they'll.
Speaker:Let you know what beer was. Missing.
Speaker:They were. Very specific.
Speaker:Very specific about their thievery.
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Speaker:All right let's to gets to yes I put an S after get got a Ludacris.
Speaker:You know one of these days Greg
Speaker:I'm just waiting for you to say
Speaker:not a lot to get to today.
Speaker:Slowly today. We'll be here in about 8 minutes.
Speaker:And then we're. Going to be about a 17 minute show today.
Speaker:We just don't. Have a lot to. Get to. Right.
Speaker:So sorry. Flex. Take the wheel.
Speaker:Shoes over.
Speaker:In the corner crying his eyes. Out.
Speaker:17 minutes.
Speaker:Those are those.
Speaker:He'll just listen to it three times in a row and then he'll be satisfied.
Speaker:It'll be my favorite one to edit those 70 minute show, let me tell you.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:As the co-host who does none of the work, I just show up.
Speaker:That's got to be rough.
Speaker:Yeah, 70 minutes wouldn't be rough, so maybe.
Speaker:Yeah, that's a new goal.
Speaker:Day in for, like, the 42 minute golfer.
Speaker:We already do. The 17. All right.
Speaker:Yeah, we'll start.
Speaker:We'll cut it in half first go for 21.
Speaker:We'll just start talking like auctioneers.
Speaker:Yeah. All right. We're going to grab everybody
Speaker:doing it and we can do it.
Speaker:Talking numbers. I'm not so. Going to go.
Speaker:Support.
Speaker:Them on the question of the night, a little more like maybe Air
Speaker:Zeros was going to start today.
Speaker:It's how you.
Speaker:But that's okay by me.
Speaker:Pretty good.
Speaker:That was solid. Yeah.
Speaker:You know, it's funny,
Speaker:I've heard from multiple people that they like
Speaker:to listen to the show on, like, half speed because we sound drunk.
Speaker:Oh, I've done that accidentally. I've.
Speaker:I've accidentally sped it up, and I'm like, what?
Speaker:All of a sudden I'm like, just coming to check on you. She got it.
Speaker:And then I.
Speaker:I'm like, okay.
Speaker:And then I, you have to, like, speed it up to slow it back down to go to normal.
Speaker:It especially like when I'm driving, I'm like, God damn it. And I'm like.
Speaker:How do you how do you. Do that?
Speaker:Don't you just is there an option for that?
Speaker:Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker:And sometimes, like, because my my car has like a
Speaker:almost like a mouse pad, like a like a, like a laptop.
Speaker:Computer. Thing cursor. Wow.
Speaker:And sometimes I just don't realize are my hands on and I brush it
Speaker:and then something will happen and it'll just like,
Speaker:cut to Greg sounding like he's singing All I Want for Christmas
Speaker:is my two front teeth with Albert and Simon and Theodore.
Speaker:And then to get back to normal speed, I'll hear it.
Speaker:It's like you've got
Speaker:Barney.
Speaker:Thanks for doing it.
Speaker:Thanks for joining.
Speaker:It was awesome.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:I've heard from multiple people that they think it's hilarious to listen to.
Speaker:He's drunk.
Speaker:I'm like, I think you could play us on regular speed and here is drunk, but.
Speaker:The possibility whatever.
Speaker:Floats your boat over there.
Speaker:All right.
Speaker:Before we get into it,
Speaker:speaking of hydration and being drunk, let's talk about what's going on.
Speaker:Your drinking over here.
Speaker:Oh, gosh. Flex is freaking out over there.
Speaker:All right.
Speaker:Today we talk about.
Speaker:To go to dinner.
Speaker:Okay.
Speaker:Your phone's not ready for drinking Burley Oak Brewing Companies.
Speaker:And this was my birthday present from Nicole.
Speaker:Oh, happy birthday, Bree.
Speaker:Birthday? Yeah, it was yesterday.
Speaker:No, it wasn't.
Speaker:It wasn't engaged.
Speaker:But I'm.
Speaker:I'm glad I saved.
Speaker:I always save these ones from my head.
Speaker:And I know. Who aged. Fine.
Speaker:Your mom?
Speaker:Oh, yeah.
Speaker:I'm sorry. God. God.
Speaker:Yeah. Burley Oak Brook Cavities,
Speaker:Jelly Nut Jam. My favorite joke.
Speaker:Ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker:Round of applause. My favorite. Joke.
Speaker:I can just imagine that my wife is downstairs cringing.
Speaker:Rolling her eyes about. This.
Speaker:Yes, this is lemon strawberry and vanilla, 4.4%
Speaker:as a399999 untapped.
Speaker:And they say absolutely nothing about it.
Speaker:So yeah.
Speaker:We'll tell you all about we'll.
Speaker:Tell you all about it.
Speaker:Uh, on my schnoz,
Speaker:I get so much of that lemon a little bit of the strawberry.
Speaker:It just smells like a lemonade with a hint of strawberry in it.
Speaker:I get a lot of strawberry.
Speaker:Also, the lemon.
Speaker:It is very tart, lemony.
Speaker:It literally tastes like Italian soda, strawberry lemonade, and it has alcohol.
Speaker:So it's like the best of both worlds. They say it's hard.
Speaker:Ding, ding, ding.
Speaker:Ding. Ding.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:I mean, honestly, if Sours didn't tear of your stomach,
Speaker:I would drink this all day long.
Speaker:Like, this is delicious. Yeah, it's.
Speaker:This is a good beer.
Speaker:If you're a non beer drinker, like bring you over to the dark side like this.
Speaker:It's just fun to, like, break it up, you know,
Speaker:you have like your normal beers and you just get this.
Speaker:It's making my tongue go wild.
Speaker:Yeah, it's so tart, like.
Speaker:Like fizzy lemonade.
Speaker:It's. It's really good.
Speaker:If your tongue jabber went wild.
Speaker:What's the sound?
Speaker:Your tongue that would make.
Speaker:Like, a turkey. I.
Speaker:We are getting close to Thanksgiving.
Speaker:So that's what I was hoping for.
Speaker:Yes. Yeah, you're welcome.
Speaker:You and Erika, with your.
Speaker:Coming. Right?
Speaker:I hope you're satisfied over there. Flakes.
Speaker:Super satisfied. Glad.
Speaker:Yes. So, Jillian, I.
Speaker:Jim good beer.
Speaker:Better joke, honor percent.
Speaker:Worst joke ever. Oh, it's the best. It's my favorite.
Speaker:I tell everybody I know I tell people I don't know.
Speaker:My favorite is when we're together and you tell me to tell it.
Speaker:And then you look over my wife.
Speaker:I want her to hate him, not me. She's like my best. You know?
Speaker:Oh, it's like immediately to
Speaker:look at her faces like, I don't know you and I'm going to divorce you.
Speaker:God, I'm like, But we can still be best friends, right?
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:So for everyone that's new to the show,
Speaker:what's the difference between jelly and jam?
Speaker:I can't jelly my cock down your throat.
Speaker:Huh? Uh, I still laugh.
Speaker:It's a nice flavor.
Speaker:It's my favorite.
Speaker:So, so bad.
Speaker:So bad.
Speaker:It doesn't make my cheeks hurt.
Speaker:My. My
Speaker:ex-boyfriend
Speaker:works at a brewery that we frequent, and he told us
Speaker:that he was going to culinary school, and I was like, Oh, okay, like, great.
Speaker:Good for you, dope for you.
Speaker:Life choices.
Speaker:And he wanted to open up a jam company.
Speaker:With. A straight face.
Speaker:And, you know, it's not because I think he's a loser just because of the joke.
Speaker:And, you know, the other maybe followed suit.
Speaker:Right.
Speaker:Did you ask him if he knew the difference?
Speaker:No. You know, I was going to and then I looked at naked.
Speaker:I was like, I can't waste this joke on him.
Speaker:Like, I can't like I don't want him to know.
Speaker:Wouldn't it be obnoxious to come up with a jam company
Speaker:called Cocks Jam like CEO X
Speaker:and your tagline We jam our jam down your throat.
Speaker:No jelly, our jam.
Speaker:Whatever or jam it. Yeah.
Speaker:I feel like that's genius. Oh.
Speaker:It is.
Speaker:We should start a jelly company.
Speaker:Well, you told me what he was going to name his, and it just.
Speaker:Nothing. Was it cocks?
Speaker:No cocks.
Speaker:Chicken, lollipop, trademark.
Speaker:And we got to tweak the trademark.
Speaker:That was his name.
Speaker:Be jammin or something.
Speaker:Oh God. What Paul Pauly B jam.
Speaker:Fucking years this.
Speaker:Very nineties.
Speaker:The Peach Jam and. The jam and man.
Speaker:Do. Sure.
Speaker:All right.
Speaker:Well, cocks, jokes.
Speaker:Nobody died.
Speaker:Yeah, I went ax throwing the other day.
Speaker:That's how awesome.
Speaker:Lot of. Fun is it the place in the. Yeah.
Speaker:Yeah the new ish place.
Speaker:I still can't get with the fact that they will feed you alcohol
Speaker:you throw sharp objects.
Speaker:I mean do they limit you like you get like a ticket? No.
Speaker:They have a bar.
Speaker:I mean, I'm sure if you got belligerent, they'd cut you off.
Speaker:But we were having this whole discussion
Speaker:like what must be insurance, be like on an establishment
Speaker:that allows you to throw sharp objects and served you alcohol.
Speaker:I wonder if they cap their ABV percentages.
Speaker:I know it's all local.
Speaker:I've been there just to sample the bar.
Speaker:Uh huh.
Speaker:I haven't thrown axes, but I've sampled the bar.
Speaker:Well, I know they have, like,
Speaker:liquid candy on tap, which is like seven and some change.
Speaker:So if they limited I mean, and what's the limit?
Speaker:Eight or eight maybe?
Speaker:I don't know.
Speaker:I don't think they do.
Speaker:Days go either, though, but good times and a lot of fun.
Speaker:Had a couple of tasty beers
Speaker:and then I have a question for everybody.
Speaker:A moral dilemma, if you will.
Speaker:I got an email from a brewery who used to send me beers.
Speaker:Sure.
Speaker:So that I would either
Speaker:talk about them on the show, post them on the gram, blah, blah, blah.
Speaker:They I haven't heard from them in
Speaker:probably since the very beginning of the year, maybe the end of last year.
Speaker:And they just upsetting to everybody that was on their list.
Speaker:And I got an email saying, hey, we'd love to send
Speaker:your latest release and have you talk about it.
Speaker:And I haven't responded.
Speaker:And I think I've missed the deadline to respond
Speaker:because since that brewery has sent us stuff,
Speaker:they have also been purchased and are no longer craft
Speaker:and they happen to be in the Candida area.
Speaker:But I won't name their name.
Speaker:Uh, I basically, I turned it down.
Speaker:I didn't know what to do.
Speaker:I was like, if you want to send me free beer, I'll drink it.
Speaker:But I don't think I can post it.
Speaker:I think the gram would fucking roast me.
Speaker:I would just politely tell them that you appreciate their kind offer.
Speaker:You've always been a big fan, but the fact that you do.
Speaker:Up until about June.
Speaker:The fact that you do a craft.
Speaker:Beer underscore.
Speaker:Podcast and they are no longer craft, you will have to politely decline.
Speaker:Yeah, probably a better way to go about it than just ignoring them.
Speaker:She's so professional.
Speaker:She really, you know, I 100% I'm an executive assistant.
Speaker:I have to write these like emails that are
Speaker:too, you know, kind but like, hey, fuck you.
Speaker:It's like.
Speaker:A professional.
Speaker:Way to sue a professional. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker:Those are my favorite.
Speaker:I just give you my email password and just.
Speaker:Have me do it. Yeah, that's right.
Speaker:Well, she's going to be part of the team now. That's true.
Speaker:She says, Oh. So.
Speaker:Get stuck in the fact somewhere.
Speaker:But papers have supposedly been signed.
Speaker:You know, there's a homing pigeon
Speaker:was the time.
Speaker:He'll be here in 4 minutes.
Speaker:8:40 p.m.. He's bringing the papers.
Speaker:It's fucking slow.
Speaker:Okay, here.
Speaker:Here it becomes. Like.
Speaker:It's like from beer fest.
Speaker:Somebody Badrinath is so good at beer games, they're like,
Speaker:she put him on our team, then.
Speaker:Like. Cool.
Speaker:He's so good at emails
Speaker:like PR.
Speaker:I'll just be your PR person.
Speaker:Yes, please.
Speaker:Please write all of our posts right after you.
Speaker:Write the post a lot better.
Speaker:You're a little bit more creative on that, but I can write a damn good email.
Speaker:You need some fluff in there? I.
Speaker:I need some fluff.
Speaker:Oh, we have to come to California.
Speaker:Let's see how it goes. There's no long. Just this fluffy.
Speaker:Okay, shot rule of the fourth thing.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:So anyways, yeah, maybe I should.
Speaker:I never responded and I probably should, but
Speaker:yeah I just was like, I feel like I get roasted.
Speaker:She'll get roasted.
Speaker:You did the right thing, you know?
Speaker:I feel like you got to let sellouts be sellouts.
Speaker:And yeah, it is, you know, that's it.
Speaker:We just wipe, we wash your hands.
Speaker:But it's funny because
Speaker:it was a different marketing person to it than who used to reach out.
Speaker:So they must have had some turnover after the purchase.
Speaker:Or cleaning house or plane have been there.
Speaker:Yeah, I think you're still they're still there.
Speaker:Made it. Clean a little bit of house though.
Speaker:So yeah I got my 96 cent in our race roof. Man.
Speaker:Welcome to corporate motherfuckers.
Speaker:Yeah. It'll add up that.
Speaker:That's what they tell you.
Speaker:Uh huh, I.
Speaker:I did the math, and after taxes, she'll be able to afford the Firestone
Speaker:Brewmasters Club.
Speaker:Yeah, I could actually buy, like, three of them.
Speaker:Not after taxes. Couldn't?
Speaker:Oh, no, not after taxes. There will be one.
Speaker:Yeah, one and a half.
Speaker:Well, welcome to California.
Speaker:So, anyway, so that was that, um, and college, uh,
Speaker:I even prep you on this, but you had quite the come up
Speaker:last week on some bottles of.
Speaker:Oh, I did. Jones Christ.
Speaker:One of my best friends that I work with her
Speaker:husband is actually trying to get sober, though.
Speaker:You know, you hit the bottle. For him.
Speaker:To. Yeah, there are.
Speaker:No like, you know, there's like drinking for frenzies
Speaker:and then there's like, you got a problem and people.
Speaker:Write that. Line.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Well,
Speaker:she decided that it would just be best if they didn't have anything in the house.
Speaker:And she was cleaning out
Speaker:her guestroom to make it in office again.
Speaker:And she found, like, three tubs of beer in the closet.
Speaker:Wow. And I mean, wow. One.
Speaker:Oh, well, so.
Speaker:I think I have 37 beers at home.
Speaker:There's Libertines, there's brewery two rows, there's sort of smug city
Speaker:barrel age series and Saisons.
Speaker:We had one the other night. Was it?
Speaker:It's mug three.
Speaker:What do we have with Mike?
Speaker:Yeah, it was like eight.
Speaker:Great links to our neighbor.
Speaker:I don't know. It was delicious.
Speaker:It was tasty.
Speaker:Funky, but yeah, delicious.
Speaker:There's some modern times in there
Speaker:from when she was a member, before they were on the naughty list again.
Speaker:I mean, the De Beers that were dated 2015, so they're like, Holy shit,
Speaker:these come up.
Speaker:I could drink one every day until Christmas
Speaker:and make it like an advent calendar for beers.
Speaker:So yeah, I'm just a huge.
Speaker:Cover of them.
Speaker:My work birthday.
Speaker:Gave through me looking. Hangover.
Speaker:Yeah seriously.
Speaker:So yeah huge. Come up. I'm excited
Speaker:for the holiday season and drinking those and
Speaker:I mean bottle shares I've got some shit to like drink now.
Speaker:I'm like, hell yeah don't touch my own stash.
Speaker:I know your husband's.
Speaker:Really dirty touch my own stash.
Speaker:You have some people.
Speaker:At least two people going.
Speaker:I've seen your dance move, right? Yeah.
Speaker:The hands pointed towards the crotch, like looking a little like a raccoon,
Speaker:like a little critter.
Speaker:Exactly.
Speaker:With their phones.
Speaker:Critters itches.
Speaker:Oh, the critter has critters
Speaker:over her.
Speaker:Never. Never a good thing.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:And the one that your husband's not excited for,
Speaker:I'm most excited for is that mega black house.
Speaker:Yeah. Oh, it's so good. I know.
Speaker:He thinks Black House is better. Yeah, and.
Speaker:Black House, can I not even tell you how much I miss Black House?
Speaker:I mean, I refuse to buy it, but I just.
Speaker:I miss it.
Speaker:And it was a salt.
Speaker:Like, we would go to the liquor store and just get a four pack,
Speaker:like every Friday when it was like our Friday beers.
Speaker:And they're like, yeah, they're just.
Speaker:I wonder, you know, now they're owned by Manly Brewing
Speaker:we talked about last week they're official re allowed to buy them again.
Speaker:Like what's the.
Speaker:I mean the CEO both have stepped away.
Speaker:Yeah well I mean, the CEO that was part of the naughty list is long gone.
Speaker:And then the one that took over after has now stepped away.
Speaker:So, I mean, I went to Maui Brewing in Hawaii at the end of September. And.
Speaker:Right, we. We had a burly wine.
Speaker:We did have a burly wine last night and it was great.
Speaker:Yeah, the wife was making fun of me.
Speaker:I liked it as it got warmer, so I was like warming it up in my lap.
Speaker:And then I let her finish outside.
Speaker:Well, is it your stash? Yeah.
Speaker:Keeping it warm with my stash.
Speaker:I let her finish it because we were driving
Speaker:and I gave it to her and she's like, Why is your beer so warm?
Speaker:She did make a rather loud comment.
Speaker:I was like, I just I. Liked it as a warmed up. You got more.
Speaker:The chocolaty notes is chocolaty and orange and burly.
Speaker:It was I really enjoyed it.
Speaker:And I, you know, I it's a moral it's a moral debate.
Speaker:I kind of have to see maybe give myself to the end of the year.
Speaker:Yeah, yeah. I feel yeah.
Speaker:Because I do miss some black house and.
Speaker:I really do too. And we had modern times at our wedding.
Speaker:Yeah. Space base. Good stuff. It is.
Speaker:So hopefully they can get off the naughty list.
Speaker:I don't know. I don't know how that works.
Speaker:All right. Ludacris Libation Law.
Speaker:We are going to Flex's favorite place where we.
Speaker:Go in.
Speaker:Alaska.
Speaker:Oh, I love Alaska.
Speaker:It stretches out,
Speaker:uh, in Fairbanks, Alaska.
Speaker:It was for a long time illegal to feed a moose.
Speaker:Any alcoholic beverage.
Speaker:Where's the fun in that?
Speaker:However, doing so is no longer against the law.
Speaker:He loophole.
Speaker:Look, it's a weird one to have on the books in the first place.
Speaker:I found it weirder to take it off the books.
Speaker:I feel like they figured out that like Moose
Speaker:can just hold their liquor better than any human being.
Speaker:I mean, have you seen them? They're like, you know, feet tall.
Speaker:Well, yeah, they're like £900.
Speaker:So it's like they they're like the Andre the Giants
Speaker:of, like, the animal world is what I'm assuming.
Speaker:You know, and it's not like you can give them very much alcohol.
Speaker:They can only serve people 36 ounces a day. So.
Speaker:Yeah, well, there's no rules on animals.
Speaker:On meats.
Speaker:Come on, man.
Speaker:Moose say you say moose.
Speaker:I'm just kidding. Moose's Mouse.
Speaker:Mouse I would just leave some Guinness in a bucket for them and
Speaker:see what happens.
Speaker:Why would you why would you subject them to that torture?
Speaker:Because I'm only going to drink a couple on Saint Patrick's Day
Speaker:and then I have the rest to get rid of.
Speaker:So I might as well share them with my wild moose friends.
Speaker:Your miss friends. Mrs.. Pieces?
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:I don't know why that needed to be revoked.
Speaker:Apparently, people were getting arrested for it.
Speaker:Maybe they're down in tourism and they're trying to get people to come to Alaska.
Speaker:Like come to Alaska and feed the fuck out of our moose.
Speaker:Just give them as much hooch as they want.
Speaker:Fun fact Collie loves feeding wild animals.
Speaker:And doesn't special part in my art from moose.
Speaker:Okay is it.
Speaker:Is it.
Speaker:Is it moose's. Is it. Can we use moose.
Speaker:It's just moose.
Speaker:It's like there's one moose or there's two moose.
Speaker:Yeah, it's kind of like, yeah.
Speaker:So look at all those moose.
Speaker:What is it kind of like? Now I want to know what it's. Kind of like.
Speaker:I was going to say there's another word that's like that isn't it?
Speaker:Fish?
Speaker:You don't say fishes. You really don't.
Speaker:You can. But I guess that's true.
Speaker:There's, there's seven fish over there. Oh.
Speaker:Oh, no octopus can be octopi. Yeah.
Speaker:And cactus of cacti, right.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Fish is a good one.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:You wouldn't say there's eight fishes.
Speaker:Is in a fish is a word though. Is one fish.
Speaker:Two fish, red fish.
Speaker:Bluefish. That.
Speaker:That was you got me.
Speaker:Lex with the kids, you know, one.
Speaker:Fish, two fish, three fish, four fish.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Oh, a deer also.
Speaker:Ha. Yes.
Speaker:Oh yeah. There's three deer. Nailed it.
Speaker:So many the year.
Speaker:I was like one.
Speaker:There's so many deer.
Speaker:Oh, it's so good.
Speaker:Um hmm. Interesting. Yeah, those are good.
Speaker:I do love feeding wild animals. I have fed deer before.
Speaker:Yeah, in the wild. At the lake.
Speaker:Okay. Got it on video. Oh, my God. Best day ever.
Speaker:I love that.
Speaker:We have a wildlife sanctuary zoo.
Speaker:Like, about an hour north of me.
Speaker:So it's like an entire,
Speaker:like, natural wildlife exhibit.
Speaker:There's, like, obviously fencing in there because there's,
Speaker:like, bears that you can throw apples and shit too, and
Speaker:they're sunk,
Speaker:but otherwise
Speaker:there's no fence that you can, like, go in and like hand-feed and elk or hand-feed
Speaker:a deer or rams or something like that, and that shit like fucks me up.
Speaker:I'm so here for it all.
Speaker:I hope there's room in your guest room.
Speaker:I'm packing my bags and I'm going to go feed the animals.
Speaker:We got plenty of room over here.
Speaker:So I just saw this past week that the place I want to feed
Speaker:otters opened up nine months into next year.
Speaker:Oh, $650.
Speaker:Holy shit, dude, otters are savages.
Speaker:They're like the Chinese small clawed ones, and they're just adorable,
Speaker:precious little angel.
Speaker:I don't know why it's so expensive to throw some fish at him.
Speaker:It's crazy.
Speaker:They swim in a pool with you for, like, an hour.
Speaker:I just remember reading the fact that if, like, wild otters
Speaker:can't find food, that they will eat their own young.
Speaker:And that's just the most savage thing I've ever heard in my life.
Speaker:Don't tell me you wouldn't do the same.
Speaker:Thing or tender.
Speaker:Potato. All right?
Speaker:Okay. I'm kidding.
Speaker:You probably cut that out.
Speaker:I'm not, but.
Speaker:I'm not a serial killer.
Speaker:You heard it here first.
Speaker:Callie loves eating.
Speaker:Yeah, I did.
Speaker:The swim at dolphins thing in Florida is like 600 bucks.
Speaker:And it was at not SeaWorld, but like SeaWorld.
Speaker:Jason, SeaWorld.
Speaker:Dances.
Speaker:And because it was owned by Busch or.
Speaker:Whatever, isn't it Busch Gardens?
Speaker:It's not Busch Gardens. You know who owns zero?
Speaker:Oh, Budweiser owns SeaWorld.
Speaker:Oh, this is my pre craft beer days.
Speaker:All the beer was free.
Speaker:Yeah, probably not anymore.
Speaker:Sure, it's hundred bucks for all you can drink essentially.
Speaker:Yeah. Oh, you're going to. Yeah.
Speaker:I am. Beer for it.
Speaker:Sign me up. It was very beer.
Speaker:You mean I couldn't drink all the beer I want?
Speaker:And so.
Speaker:Yeah, well, I had yeah.
Speaker:It was 600 bucks for the buffet and the dolphins came free, so that's good.
Speaker:This one, those.
Speaker:What a deal.
Speaker:Yeah, what a steal that was, man.
Speaker:That was when I was poor.
Speaker:I was, like, 20 when I did that. Wow.
Speaker:All right. What's going on in the the news world?
Speaker:A jury has ruled that bhang energy drink was false advertising
Speaker:when they had super creatine on the cans and now have to change their packaging.
Speaker:Well, they also filed for bankruptcy. Oh.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:So, yeah, they're they're in a real rough spot right now.
Speaker:Not looking good.
Speaker:Do you drink bhang energy drink.
Speaker:I haven't ever since the the ghost energy drink came out.
Speaker:Oh I tried the sour patch kids of those.
Speaker:Yeah they're really good.
Speaker:It's, it's astounding how spot on they are with their flavors.
Speaker:I'm here for the mango one.
Speaker:The mango flavored ghost energy.
Speaker:You should try riot energy and try the mango.
Speaker:Right. I don't know if I have that here.
Speaker:Oh, I can try to send you on. It's delicious.
Speaker:I'll send out with some beer in the mail. Don't worry about. It.
Speaker:It's like now we're trading energy drinks instead of beers. So good.
Speaker:I hate energy drinks. It tastes like mango juice.
Speaker:That's what I say.
Speaker:Every time I trade somebody or like I whenever
Speaker:like the six times I actually shipped out beer,
Speaker:I go to the post office and say, oh, yeah,
Speaker:it's it's energy drink.
Speaker:Do you.
Speaker:Yeah. Never heard anybody use it. 100%. Yeah.
Speaker:You know if I throw one in there I'm technically not lying government true.
Speaker:Nobody from the government.
Speaker:Listen, Maple Sirup, there are always less.
Speaker:Pickles. Or cold brew. I've heard one cold brew.
Speaker:Hot sauce? Oh, yeah. Coffee. Um.
Speaker:Don't say mercury because mercury is illegal to ship.
Speaker:Oh, sure. Yes, I remember that.
Speaker:But it's funny because they make sure to let you know that.
Speaker:They make sure to let you know, like, it's like alcohol,
Speaker:perfumes, and then, like, mercury is like the Bible.
Speaker:Yeah. And it's just like, why?
Speaker:Why would I be shipping mercury?
Speaker:Right.
Speaker:I'm going. To thermometer.
Speaker:Oh, you know what? If it's in thermometer form, I don't know.
Speaker:I think so.
Speaker:Does Amazon have to disclose if you buy a thermometer off of Amazon or something?
Speaker:That's interesting. I don't. Know.
Speaker:Let's go buy a thinner ometer, see what happens.
Speaker:Jeff Bezos don't have to announce shit.
Speaker:Yeah, that's true. He's just going to go to space.
Speaker:I'm just going to say that. That's exactly.
Speaker:It's about the Vikings.
Speaker:They were the three best friends that anybody could have.
Speaker:Look at us. Bring in Mercury.
Speaker:Jeff Bezos is like, fuck it, I'm
Speaker:going to ship Mercury to Mercury and they can go fuck themselves.
Speaker:In 24 hours.
Speaker:Prime
Speaker:Mercury bitches.
Speaker:He's probably done it.
Speaker:They're working on it.
Speaker:Untapped check ins revealed that brewery
Speaker:Taproom Traffic has recovered
Speaker:and since gone beyond 2019 to pre-COVID levels.
Speaker:Well, that's great.
Speaker:Yeah, it's good for breweries.
Speaker:People are back to being alcoholics and that's what we need for their survival.
Speaker:Mm hmm.
Speaker:I wonder if that means there's more breweries out there now to.
Speaker:I'm sorry. Road. What? Roadhouse?
Speaker:Oh, House. Roadhouse.
Speaker:Okay, but that's going somewhere else. Road ahead.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:You know, it's funny, we've we've lost a few breweries
Speaker:through pandemic, so maybe the we're feeling crowded because the less options.
Speaker:We've lost but we've also gained.
Speaker:Yeah. The so profound.
Speaker:Thing out here locally like we lost one we gained one gained.
Speaker:Uh, pandemic, we lost.
Speaker:Lost five threads.
Speaker:We gained naughty, naughty pain.
Speaker:The weight on mattera.
Speaker:It's the big joke locally. They've been opening for five years.
Speaker:Shucks. Yeah.
Speaker:No, seriously, I think they were supposed to open in 2018.
Speaker:Yeah, well, he was on our show in 2019, 18 or 19.
Speaker:I can't remember to look that up.
Speaker:And when he was on the show, it was we'll be open by the end of the year.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Don't open a business in Simi Valley, everybody. Yeah.
Speaker:They're not even great to live there, really.
Speaker:But, you know, nobody in business is even worse.
Speaker:Maybe you love meth, you want to be close to the source.
Speaker:Could be, you know.
Speaker:That's why you live there, right?
Speaker:I mean, fair enough.
Speaker:We cut it out.
Speaker:Some people that I have all my teeth, though. Oh, that's true. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker:My teeth.
Speaker:I've never had a cavity. So it's not.
Speaker:I don't do meth. No.
Speaker:Or you don't. Break McGee over there.
Speaker:I know.
Speaker:Can you believe that?
Speaker:I'm almost 38 and I've never had a single cavity.
Speaker:Yeah, she's way more into heroin. Don't let her show you around.
Speaker:She had.
Speaker:No cavity, but tons. Attract.
Speaker:Notice the long. Sleeve.
Speaker:It's 85 degrees.
Speaker:She's wearing a. Sweatshirt.
Speaker:I want to see it.
Speaker:Road ahead.
Speaker:I mean, roadhouse brewing Company
Speaker:has signed a purchase agreement to acquire Melvin Brewing.
Speaker:Interesting.
Speaker:Yeah, this is kind of a big deal. Wow.
Speaker:I don't like by name for a brewery.
Speaker:Roadhouse or. Melvin Melvin.
Speaker:Have you ever had Melvin?
Speaker:No, I just. Oh, have you ever had a melvin.
Speaker:What is a melvin.
Speaker:Yeah, it's another name for a wedgie.
Speaker:Oh is it.
Speaker:I've never heard. That. I thought it was I.
Speaker:Maybe I just get stupid I. Don't think. Ever told me.
Speaker:I don't think I've ever actually had like an official wedgie.
Speaker:I've never been wedgie. That was always.
Speaker:Have you done wedgie?
Speaker:Uh, not that I can think of.
Speaker:I don't know.
Speaker:I don't think so. I watched my.
Speaker:Melvin is a wedgie.
Speaker:While he looks. He looked up.
Speaker:We were in high school and I had a friend
Speaker:who is younger brother was a freshman and we were seniors.
Speaker:And I watched him and another offensive line buddy of him
Speaker:lift up my friend's brother and rip his underwear.
Speaker:Man Yeah.
Speaker:Yeah. I did witness that.
Speaker:Oh, sounds painful.
Speaker:Yeah, but no, I've never done it.
Speaker:Never been done to. No, Melvin's here.
Speaker:And I'm surprised you haven't.
Speaker:You had the brewery there from Wyoming, so, you know, pretty Midwestern.
Speaker:And it's such a nice.
Speaker:You than it is us, you know?
Speaker:How is Wyoming Midwestern?
Speaker:Is that like middle. Of the fucking country?
Speaker:It's directly south of Wisconsin.
Speaker:I'm looking at a map.
Speaker:You are stupid. On.
Speaker:The map.
Speaker:A stupid. Dude.
Speaker:Wyoming is not directly south of Wisconsin.
Speaker:Oh, I'm so sorry. You are. There other.
Speaker:That's the Dakotas.
Speaker:I'm looking.
Speaker:They have multiple locations.
Speaker:The Dakotas are still west of us now.
Speaker:So is it it pin their Missouri location,
Speaker:but it said their Wyoming location.
Speaker:I was like.
Speaker:I thought Wyoming was really north.
Speaker:That's funny.
Speaker:Uh oh. Well, how dumb we are anytime.
Speaker:No, please, please don't.
Speaker:But the. World needs to believe. It out.
Speaker:Yeah, how dumb we are.
Speaker:Well, anyways, one in Wyoming, two in Wyoming, one in Missouri.
Speaker:But I think Wyoming is the original location.
Speaker:But we get it out here.
Speaker:So I figured it made its way towards you.
Speaker:I don't. Know. I've never seen it.
Speaker:Oh. Two by four is one of their beers and they advertised it with Hacksaw.
Speaker:Jim, Doug and a couple of years ago. Awesome.
Speaker:Yeah. Tubi.
Speaker:Oh, oh, great.
Speaker:Oh, yeah.
Speaker:There's a video somewhere in doing the tubi for Tubi for her.
Speaker:And then any like they come out to the breweries.
Speaker:That's fucking brilliant.
Speaker:Yeah. I'd go find to do it now.
Speaker:I have to go then to buy four. Yes.
Speaker:Michigan consumers will
Speaker:be getting cocktails to go with the possible
Speaker:permanent legislation that they're passing in Michigan where they can.
Speaker:Cocktails to go forever.
Speaker:That's brilliant. Do that for California.
Speaker:I'm not sure about the cocktails.
Speaker:I know they extended it and now they've made it
Speaker:so you can ship spirits and alcohol and stuff permanently.
Speaker:I don't know about the cocktails to go, though, in California.
Speaker:Oh, that was a fun.
Speaker:Those are those like that was a part of the highlight.
Speaker:Yeah. Yeah it was. Is it. Of.
Speaker:It was definitely like a bummer because of what was happening.
Speaker:But yeah, it was definitely, definitely a perk.
Speaker:But I got margaritas to go from Yolanda's like every Friday.
Speaker:Now let me ask you a question with this.
Speaker:So when you would order margaritas to go.
Speaker:No ice. Would.
Speaker:They give you like the mixed drink in the cup?
Speaker:Because we would be in a soup container.
Speaker:We would get a like a cup filled with ice and like the margarita mix.
Speaker:And then they would give us mini bottles of tequila too.
Speaker:Then, you know, because they were still sealed.
Speaker:So we would be able to crack when we get home
Speaker:and then pour into the margarita.
Speaker:So no, ours were well, there's a premix.
Speaker:Some of them are.
Speaker:Some of them aren't.
Speaker:But the ones we get are
Speaker:just they're pre-mixed house margaritas, which are buck and bomb.
Speaker:And they just take the gun, you know, supreme and shoot it in a soup container.
Speaker:You get a larger smallest mole is like
Speaker:eight ounces or 16 ounce some like that.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:And I get there's no ice and you get two margaritas out of it.
Speaker:We're there. It's like one because they put ice in it.
Speaker:So it was right. It was like more bang for your buck.
Speaker:It was eight bucks. Wow. I get to Mars.
Speaker:That's awesome.
Speaker:And then I was like, I would go to that ranch and get old fashioned right?
Speaker:And it was like 20 bucks we got for drinks out of it.
Speaker:And see, that's killer.
Speaker:That's five bucks a drink. Yeah, that's in there.
Speaker:And they were pretty strong in what they what they would do is like
Speaker:they legally had to seal it kind of like what you're talking about flex.
Speaker:And so what they do, they put the soup container,
Speaker:put the lid on and they put like a sticker over it. Yeah.
Speaker:Or like tape it. Yeah.
Speaker:Yeah. Or tape it.
Speaker:Yeah. It's Fleetwood Ranch was super anal about it.
Speaker:They would make me pop my trunk.
Speaker:Then an L.A. County thing.
Speaker:Maybe because it was the one in and they make me pop the trunk
Speaker:and then put it in the trunk because you can't have the container in the van. Yep.
Speaker:So I would just go in and pick up a note.
Speaker:They had number one, no can like no ceiling.
Speaker:It was just put the soup lid on.
Speaker:Oh, those are the same, you know, bag as my food.
Speaker:I would range would only go in.
Speaker:Oh you want as you could go in and yeah.
Speaker:They made you do curbside when it was was peak.
Speaker:Um, but I would just like drive
Speaker:five feet down the road, go pull it out of the truck
Speaker:because I don't want the shit rolling around in my trunk.
Speaker:Yeah. Yeah. Well, we had beer gardens first
Speaker:started opening up around here
Speaker:back in like it was like 2013 or 2014
Speaker:and you would be able to take a growler to the beer garden and they would fill up
Speaker:your growler for whatever x amount of dollars it was like flat rate
Speaker:and they did it for a year.
Speaker:We tried to go the next year to get a growler fill up
Speaker:and they said they couldn't do them anymore because they weren't
Speaker:able to quote unquote, properly seal them.
Speaker:And then I've heard of people
Speaker:going to like certain bars or taprooms and they would go get
Speaker:their growlers filled up and they would literally take a piece of tape,
Speaker:you know, and tape it on one side over the cap to the other side.
Speaker:And that was technically considered a sealed growler.
Speaker:There's I've
Speaker:seen breweries put like a little plastic thing over the cap.
Speaker:And it's like a zip tie.
Speaker:Well, I've seen it with. Like, with the hairdryer.
Speaker:Yeah, here with the hairdryer. So it's like plastic wrap.
Speaker:Basically, like a heat sealed. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker:I'll just say, like, institution on their growlers.
Speaker:Almost is like a little zip tie thing, so you can't open it there.
Speaker:You got to cut it, I think. Oh, really?
Speaker:Not on the glass ones if they even still have glass,
Speaker:but they have like they're insulated one.
Speaker:Oh because it's got a handle.
Speaker:On it's almost like that like fancy like.
Speaker:Yeah, pop off top.
Speaker:It's like a big flask. Yeah.
Speaker:New Glarus brewing.
Speaker:Hey there.
Speaker:Hi there. Hey.
Speaker:They're launching a CO2 reclamation plant.
Speaker:They'll be reclaiming all their CO2 and piping them back into beers.
Speaker:Know the environment.
Speaker:Recycle. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Let's go.
Speaker:Way to recycle and way to save a bunch of money on CO2 during the shortage.
Speaker:Oh, yeah. Go green. Go green.
Speaker:Corn out of brewing has moved their distribution
Speaker:in Southern California to stone distributing, which,
Speaker:by the way, stone distribution, not part the purchase.
Speaker:They they got to keep their distribution arm the only one in the brewery.
Speaker:So what does that do?
Speaker:What do you mean?
Speaker:Like what does that do for them?
Speaker:For stone?
Speaker:Yeah. Cornetto Stone.
Speaker:That I guess they're separate companies now, I would imagine.
Speaker:And so they distribute for not only stone, but like out here locally,
Speaker:they just do it for Midwest.
Speaker:Okay.
Speaker:And again, yeah,
Speaker:they're just a distributor, just like, you know, pack Bev.
Speaker:And just pick them.
Speaker:Are they just picked up in a grind, right.
Speaker:Wasn't that like a Yeah. Over the summer.
Speaker:Yeah. Pretty recent. Recent. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker:Tarantula Hill. Stone. Oh wow. Yeah.
Speaker:Trying to think who else.
Speaker:But yeah.
Speaker:That's why you see Midwest and like Costco and stuff.
Speaker:They were one of the first in the stone portfolio.
Speaker:They've been there for years. So.
Speaker:But anyways, now Coronado.
Speaker:So good job. Bernardo.
Speaker:Really good. Red ale.
Speaker:Yes. Yes.
Speaker:Mermaid Red. Yeah.
Speaker:The Mermaid's Red. Yes, 100%.
Speaker:It's funny that you get it out there. I didn't know that.
Speaker:I don't love a lot of their beers, but I do like that.
Speaker:One of. Them. Let me tell. You, when I really drink.
Speaker:I had that beer at a restaurant in Fort Myers, Florida.
Speaker:Making its way across the country.
Speaker:Yeah, and that was like back in six year, six or seven years ago now.
Speaker:Oh, wow.
Speaker:So, yeah, that around. It's one of the only ways to.
Speaker:Get around really good.
Speaker:Uh, well ended on this one because it's
Speaker:nickels already laughing.
Speaker:It's an I'm going to read the actual headline because it'll give away too much.
Speaker:But a drunken head teacher was for three years.
Speaker:A drunken head teacher from Lincoln was banned from teaching
Speaker:for repeatedly turning up for school drunk and making crude comments around pupils.
Speaker:Let me warn you, this is very much Europe.
Speaker:You're going to hear some weird sentence structure in October of 2018.
Speaker:Jeremy Tucker, 64, said.
Speaker:Hey, miss, you've got big tits and I'd love to suck on them
Speaker:during an assembly about keeping children safe in education.
Speaker:What?
Speaker:Talk about doing the exact opposite.
Speaker:Right?
Speaker:The former ACORN school teacher who would go to work with a disheveled
Speaker:appearance made the comments in front of around 20 pupils.
Speaker:He was talking about sexualized comments to staff
Speaker:and said they would not be considered banter and demonstrated
Speaker:by making that comment, which left the pupils shocked.
Speaker:He also said stop being an asshole
Speaker:and told a female pupil that she had a quote, smaller asshole
Speaker:and called pupils idiots and mocked pupils using silly tone to belittle them.
Speaker:He also told a misbehaving pupil on the playground,
Speaker:I'm going knock your head off and shit down your throat.
Speaker:At the Rock.
Speaker:Tucker, now 64, admitted that he made the comment in the assembly
Speaker:but could not recall the majority.
Speaker:Meeting there all through. The.
Speaker:Convenient yet.
Speaker:Teaching regulation agency disciplinary panel said the behavior
Speaker:and conduct of Tucker, who is head teacher of the ACORN Free School
Speaker:in Lincoln from 2013 for six years, was not sexually motivated.
Speaker:The hearing was told the hearing told Tucker often.
Speaker:That's weird since structure.
Speaker:The hearing was told.
Speaker:Tucker often arrived at school smelling of alcohol
Speaker:and with bloodshot eyes when a colleague was not in school.
Speaker:One witness said he kept several bottles of aftershave on a shelf
Speaker:above his desk, along with mints and chewing gum.
Speaker:The witness said he often sprayed his on
Speaker:or chew on mints and when uh off said
Speaker:there must be a person.
Speaker:When Ofsted came he would eat raw bulbs of garlic
Speaker:and people told him I am not being funny.
Speaker:But you looked chunked out of your being.
Speaker:So English.
Speaker:So much.
Speaker:Tucker asked him What did chunked out of your being mean?
Speaker:And the pupil replied, Red eyed and stoned.
Speaker:To which the head responded, I can assure you I am not.
Speaker:Witnesses told the panel that they found Tucker's golf bag
Speaker:in the storage and they found empty bottles of vodka in it.
Speaker:Oh, my God.
Speaker:The panel heard Tucker often looked disheveled in appearance and unshaven.
Speaker:Tucker placed pupils at risk of injury or harm by flipping tables
Speaker:in their presence and letting and leaving pupils in the food technology
Speaker:room and mechanical engineering room without proper supervision.
Speaker:Tucker was suspended in November of 2018 after concerns were raised
Speaker:that he was drunk at the Secondary Alternative Provision School,
Speaker:and in 2019, he left his post after an agreement was reached.
Speaker:Now, the panel recommended
Speaker:he should be banned from teaching for at least the next three years.
Speaker:Before should just retired.
Speaker:Fucking 60. Forget.
Speaker:Go home. Yeah.
Speaker:You're done, sir.
Speaker:Go, go, go, go. Work at a bank.
Speaker:Go work in the grocery store. I don't know what to tell you.
Speaker:I feel like three is not enough.
Speaker:What if I go?
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:Hey, miss, you've got big tits.
Speaker:I want this place that's super fucked up.
Speaker:But then you said he talked to a pupil on the playground.
Speaker:What fucking grade are we talking about here?
Speaker:Right, like and told the.
Speaker:Girl that she had a smaller asshole. Like, what the fuck?
Speaker:What does that even mean?
Speaker:That's what I want to know.
Speaker:Yeah, I love that on the playground.
Speaker:I'm going to knock your head off and shit down your throat.
Speaker:What the.
Speaker:Fuck? Like playing on the rings.
Speaker:His teacher comes up to him.
Speaker:You know.
Speaker:The. Thing is that Jason Statham movie like.
Speaker:What the fuck is going on?
Speaker:This guy is nuts.
Speaker:Thanks, Tucker, for putting our kids in a great place.
Speaker:Yeah, yeah. Classic Europe
Speaker:chunked out of his being.
Speaker:I'll never forget. I want to see that.
Speaker:Oh, user, I guarantee you're going to start easing.
Speaker:When Greg is going up into a plastic bag in his truck.
Speaker:Ha ha ha ha. Totally avoiding the toilet.
Speaker:I'm going to be like Greg.
Speaker:You were chunked out of your being.
Speaker:Goddamn right I am.
Speaker:Uh, good times.
Speaker:Thanks, Tucker, for being a dick.
Speaker:It's the worst. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker:Does he work for modern times?
Speaker:I think he just got promoted.
Speaker:He's part of their euro division.
Speaker:With that, I think we'll hit a little music
Speaker:and make our way out of there and we'll say, Hi, Vanessa.
Speaker:Oh, Vanessa.
Speaker:Oh, yeah.
Speaker:Hey, hey. Oh, yeah.
Speaker:Well, some folks got creepy with it, so I guess we were.
Speaker:Yeah, you got to.
Speaker:That was only half group though.
Speaker:That wasn't a. Yeah.
Speaker:Yeah.
Speaker:It was more like just goofy shit. Right.
Speaker:It's like a reminder that you can be creepy.
Speaker:Yeah, because I can get really fucking creepy.
Speaker:Oh, we're fully aware.
Speaker:I don't want to brag about it, but.
Speaker:It's kind of a big deal, so. Don't.
Speaker:Look out.
Speaker:Yeah, I will.
Speaker:I may not want to, but go follow him on the gram.
Speaker:If me a beer and of course in between.
Speaker:But he is a creep.
Speaker:At Craft Beer Republic.
Speaker:Anna Well and of course at ice cold beer underscores
Speaker:after each 1805538 beer 2337 is the number to call calling.
Speaker:Thanks for defecting for a couple of weeks.
Speaker:Thanks for calling.
Speaker:In and thanks. For joining.
Speaker:I thank you thank you for letting me drink enjoy and I miss you guys.
Speaker:You're my. Favorite. Thanks for gelling and jamming.
Speaker:With pleasure sir.
Speaker:With our
Speaker:oh I should stop talking or they're going to ban me for three years.
Speaker:I hope everyone out there staying very well hydrated.