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Bagga how are ya?

I'm?

Good.

I'm good.

We have a handyman outside doing a little bit of work, so hopefully that's not gonna

little hammer hammer, tap,

Yeah, I think, I think we're gonna be okay.

I always hate it when there's a handyman outside my room and I haven't been alerted of that fact.

And I just have like the curtains open and there's a stranger out there,

We could talk about that more there, but anyway, how are you doing Trey?

It's so good to see.

How's your.

I'm good.

Life is good.

You know, as all of our Jewish friends are aware today is yam Kipper.

So we are obviously wishing all of our Jewish listeners, uh, safe and, uh, meaningful

fast

Yes,

an easy, fast, let it be easy.

yes.

Or let it be really hard and

contemplative of.

Yeah.

Consider are you gonna get in the book of life?

What could you do better?

Where have you send.

You are, if you're, if you're listening to the show,

Yes.

So that's enough of that.

Let's, let's move on to fun, happy things so that like we can get our minds off of the fast.

My week's good.

You know, we're, um, chucking along the Jewish holidays are always a great opportunity

And so lovely.

I get to experience that with my large mush Booka.

Oh, good Yiddish.

Look at you.

Ah, yeah.

Very good.

Very good.

Yeah.

It's always a good week.

I'm in LA.

So I'm with my, my Jewish fam out here.

Do a little FaceTime with the kids on the east coast and it's, it's a good time.

It's a, it's a good time of year.

Things are amping up.

It's uh, it.

I dunno.

That's it

It

I think we've said it all, but we haven't said it all because

I have all the fetches,

I've got, I've got some too.

I mean, I think between the two of us, I'm sure there are things

So do you wanna jump in Trey?

Do you wanna start us off?

I would love

Okay.

today, listeners, I really need to

Lodge Complaint.

against ice cream machines being broken at the fast food drive through.

Or the UCLA dining hall.

I mean, USA.

Oh, that's right from a few weeks back.

Oh yeah.

forgot already.

I did, you know, now with my job, sometimes I'm driving

I'm gonna swing through fast food.

I'm a trash person.

I grew up trashy.

I love fast food.

It is something I really love, love, love.

I love, and I know there's this whole cultural conversation around the.

McDonald's ice cream machines are all the McFlurries are always down because they

And so they're always down and then there's this whole conspiracy theory, but I don't

I don't really partake in McDonald's per se, but I was coming home late from work

And, you know, they have seven different like stickers on the windows.

And like at the little menu, it's like get an Oreo shake.

And I was like, you know what?

I

Screw my little body screw nutrition.

I want an Oreo shake.

So I asked for an Oreo shake.

You know what diet screwed machine was down.

I hate this.

Why?

Like, like I understand like, oh actually we're out of tomatoes.

So none of our burgers are gonna have tomatoes today.

Sorry.

But like, they would never be like, oh, our French fry machine is down 12 times out of the month.

You know what I mean?

It's very bizarre that there's just this understanding that like, you may not be able to

It's like roulette.

Maybe, maybe not.

Yes.

and also, I feel like, again, not that like we should ever

I'm a full advocate for like you do you girl, and we should all be a little

However, that moment when you've like decided you're gonna go through the drive through, and

Yeah, I am gonna get the milkshake and then you vocalize it, like

no, you're not.

the machine's down.

You're just like, what.

What I had to have a whole conversation with myself before I decided to

Now it's not available after I've like gone through that whole rigamarole in my head.

And oftentimes when you're getting late night drive

I don't know if anyone else has experienced that.

So then there's extra buildup.

Like, Ooh, I, I want that Oreo shake and then you can't get it.

I hate that.

And it happens a lot.

I think it happens a lot more than it probably should.

And that's my Complaint.

Do something about the ice cream machines

Yeah.

I Donn Donn.

I don't

think they're really out or like, like broken or do you think they

Well, we're talking about these weird, soft serve things,

It's like random bags of chemical that

Right.

But maybe they ran out of the chemical bags.

guess I Donn know there is this whole conspiracy that it's

oh.

It's like a lie because they Donn don't wanna deal with it.

Well,

one theory.

Then there's also a theory that they say that they're broken because it makes people talk

And so then people like are going, cuz they wanna see if they can get it.

Like, you know, it's like people are weird and they have all these conspiracies about nothing.

But I do like if I go to Wendy's I want a frosty.

So give it to me.

Don't tell me

to me, baby

Or if it's down, be sorry about it.

Don't be like, no, it's, you know, it's down.

Uh, anyway,

it's just another day at the,

And they're probably telling everyone

Right.

And they're just like, it's down.

Yeah, you too, sir.

You're gonna be disappointed.

Did you get something else instead?

no, I mean, I feel like the next time they tell me no, I'm

And just see what they say.

They're gonna still be like, sorry, go somewhere

They're like, they're like, okay.

You know, whatever.

That's my Complaint.

Chelsey.

What about you?

What do you want Lodge Complaint about today?

I don't even know who my Complaint is directed at, but like, I

Like when there's someone else I'm also like, not that picky.

And so sometimes I feel like I'm with friends that are like more picky than I am.

I can't pick out something with you because we're gonna be here.

For an eternity and I have a few friends, it just like takes forever.

And then by the time we pick something I'm, it's never like really that good.

And why did I just like spend three hours so that, you know, I could watch something about Mary,

Like

Mm-hmm

it, it shouldn't have taken that long.

And I just hate that whole process of like, do you wanna maybe like watch something on Netflix?

Wanna watch TV?

You wanna do?

Oh yeah, yeah.

I'll watch something.

And then like, Four hours later or like, whatever, like the like yeah,

By the time I pick something, I I'm no longer in the mood.

I'm not the same person that I was when I yes.

Said yes before I wanna watch something.

Now I Donn don't wanna watch something.

Now I just wanna be alone in my room.

With an Oreo McClury and my dog, and I just want everyone to go away so that I can watch

I just

This just happened.

When my friend Francis was in town, we were like, we spent like five, 10 literal minutes, which is

And it's like, no, I Donn don't wanna see that.

What about, no, I Donn don't

Well, maybe we'll go back to that one.

If we think like we'll put it on the maybe list, like, Ugh, enough.

I'm done.

I'm done.

in the day, you just turned the television on.

You watched what was on

Exactly.

I kind of like, I missed the good old days when it was like, do you wanna watch step by step or do

Cuz like that's

that's it?

what's on right now.

Yeah.

How were we?

So decisive when we were at blockbuster,

Because we didn't have this many options, like at blockbuster,

So guess what?

You're getting three men and a little lady

Oh yes, no, I hear that.

That really is a Complaint.

That really is like a whole thing.

Mm-hmm

I'm just so over it.

I don't, and I don't know like who to blame.

I know that I have like friends that are on differing, like levels of care.

Like we gotta hit it outta the park every time.

Like, I don't care that much.

Sometimes I just like, want something on, in the background.

But even beyond that, like, I don't know how we fix this.

I know.

Some of the algorithms I think are getting better with their suggestions.

Like even with Netflix now they're putting a lot of like the new releases at the top in accordance.

Like I I'm really into documentaries, so they'll be like a new documentary

And when I'm watching by myself and I'm not searching with anyone else, I'll

I'm in for that, you know?

So that, that's kind of helpful.

Do you, you know, that choose something like button on Netflix.

Oh, yeah, I've never done that.

Yeah, I think I've done it like once or like, I was so desperate.

I was like, whatever, we'll just do Netflix or we're like, let's go.

Yeah.

I don't know how we fixed the problem.

You know, I hear you.

And it's really, that is really valid.

And I think maybe it's just being our own Russian roulette.

Yeah, it could be, or like, it would be really nice if you could, like, if

Hello.

If there was some sort of like app or something where it would pull in all of

Like, whatever it is that like you have access to, and then you could fill out a survey.

That's like, I wanna watch a romcom.

And you know, that's like, is it new?

Is it from like the nineties, eighties?

Like you could like pick like different things.

And then it could like flop out five, six options.

And then you're probably closer.

Yeah, that's a good, I that's a great invention idea.

All right.

Shark tank.

You listening.

We've lobbied it over to you time to pick it up.

exactly.

I mean, we have so many, so many inventions we're just given away here, given a given

Well, I feel, I feel a little bit, um, lighter.

I'm glad we went through those

Yeah.

Yeah, I do too.

I feel like I feel seen in that, like you have this similar experience and I know

It's ours.

It's ours.

that's like lightning like that, like it's it lifts a little bit of the burden.

We are a family.

All right, Chelsey,

Should we make someone else feel seen?

let's jump into some online reviews.

Let's do it.

yeah, let's do it.

Review That Review

All right.

As you know, we are your trustee review Queens.

We bring in reviews from the internet that we feel need to be inspected.

We read you a review, break it down and rate the impact of the review

It's a very Regal process that ChelseyBD and I call

Assess that Kvetch.

goose.

What have you got for us today on episode 70?

It is episode 70.

And I was thinking where like, have we not, you know, really been mining late of late.

And I thought we haven't really been on Trustpilot in a little while.

So I decided to go over to Trustpilot and check out what the people were saying about Costco.

Cuz generally speaking, I like Costco, you know, I like to buy in bulk every once in a while.

I know David is a big Costco shopper.

yep.

You go with him like Sundays or something like that.

You guys have a Costco date

Yeah.

We're executive members.

who that is really gonna come into play in this review.

So I'm super glad that you are, cuz I didn't know what that was.

So without further a Jew, should we hop

Yeah, let's do it.

All right.

So as I mentioned, this is a trust pilot review of Costco wholesale.

Uh, it is a One-Star-Zinger review written by Linda L.

And it was written six days ago or probably seven days ago.

Cause I think I captured this yesterday.

So with this is, this is, uh, hot off the presses fresh review from trust pilot written by Linda L.

Here we go.

Subject five stars.

Are you kidding?

I see a couple people with five star reviews questioning all the rest of us who

Have they ever shopped at Costco based on my experience, I believe the other

Not so much.

Just look at it this way.

There is no place on Costco's website to leave a review,

Hmm.

no way to contact them via email.

Their feedback page is anonymous.

And they flat out tell you, they don't want to know anything about you and they

Hmm.

In other words, they don't care about you.

The only way to contact them is to call them and to do that, you have to set aside anywhere

I suspect most people give up before they ever speak to a person there.

How do I know this?

I have spent countless hours trying to get my problem resolved.

If you have a customer service issue, prepare to make solving it a part-time job,

I paid $3,000 for an outdoor patio set when Costco delivered it and

They didn't say anything about the damage at the time.

And it was obvious.

They took pictures of everything except the corner of the table that was smashed in, took the tip.

We gave them and they left.

I noticed the damage immediately and called the delivery guys before

They told me I had to call Costco.

That's where my five month ordeal started my first call after taking picture.

And providing proof that the table was damaged.

I was told I'd get a replacement tabletop, or I could return the whole seven

And I would have nothing in the meantime.

So I agreed to wait for the tabletop.

I got canned emails from them every two weeks, always telling me the item was back order.

I got these emails for five months after the first two months, I started wondering

So I called them to see what, if any progress they were making nothing, but

Sun Villa would also email me to ask me if I still wanted a replacement.

Uh,

Yes.

Who pays $3,000 for damaged goods.

Of course, I want it replaced, but I had to confirm that each time or

So I couldn't figure out why I had to deal with them in the first place.

A couple times, sun Villa told me the order was ready, not the same information as Costco had.

So I had to call Costco when that happened.

I had no idea.

When or what was going to happen when the tabletop appeared was Costco going to reassemble it for me?

Were they going to take away the damaged tabletop?

I was told yes to all these things.

After a few lengthy wait times and many transfers, five months later, I got the table.

Hmm.

Even the insulation of the new tabletop was a hassle.

I was told to call the night before the guys were supposed to come out and

The next day, when they would be here after one and a half hours of being on the phone

It doesn't sound like I was on the schedule at all.

So I was doubt.

My phone rang at 7:30 AM the next day.

And they were on their way would get here in 10 minutes.

So much for the two hour window.

The whole process of replacing the tabletop took about five minutes,

I have no idea how many hours of time on my.

I really wonder if I would've ever gotten a resolution.

Had I not called as many times as I did.

And someone else mentioned the scam executive membership.

The same thing happened to me.

I just got a $60 gift card in exchange for two years of the $125 membership.

The only reason I didn't cancel it after the first year was because I

Here's the kicker.

You can't cancel your Costco membership online either.

You have to call them.

There's another couple of hours of my life.

I will never get back.

Mm.

Linda.

Linda, Linda, Linda, what do you think of Linda?

Well, I feel for Linda,

I feel for Linda.

I, I do feel for Linda, you

Oh, I meant to mention also, sorry, this, so, so she's right.

You know, Costco doesn't allow you to contact them and all that, this trust pilot page by

oof.

was not, and has not been claimed by Costco.

Oof.

Well, it's interesting because I find myself listening to this review.

Having had a very similar experience with west Elm, where.

This was for our upper west side apartment.

I ordered this table and it was a leaf extension table and it was

Table.

So the delivery guys were like, they said, like, you'll have to call, like we can't replace it.

You know, like our job is just to bring it.

So like, then I was like, okay, cool.

You know, I was able to like, get something in motion, but it was also back ordered and then

So it arrived completely smashed on all four corners, like exactly how Linda sang.

And I was like, so livid.

So then I had to call again and they had to like send a new one.

And were you like, hello?

I was so mad.

I was also dealing with like rejuvenation, which is like a new company under that umbrella.

And there were so many problems that I was just completely fed up, but at

I can't imagine five months of getting an email every two weeks.

Like, it's very frustrating.

I'm trying to tamper my judgment here because I I'm feeling a little judgemental.

Of Linda.

I'm feeling a little judgemental of buying such a huge product at Costco.

So I'm just, I want to put that into the space,

people do that stuff all the time.

Like that's like we think about Costco as like paper towels and bulk food items,

Yeah.

And it doesn't seem like it works very well.

But that is the ultimate question.

That was my ultimate question.

As I was reading through this is like, is this just the hell?

Of ordering large products online to be delivered because you know, we've read

And we read reviews like this from Ikea.

And you had this experience with west Elm.

Is this just like par for the course comes with the territory when

It somebody's gonna have something smashed because like there's certain items that I've

Like I was thinking about getting a new mini fridge, but all of the reviews

So I was thinking fine.

If I wanna get a mini fridge, like I gotta drive over to best buy and have them put it in my car.

And then like, have someone take it out here because it seems like in the act

Hmm.

right.

So is this like a Costco specific thing, which regardless it's terrible.

And it, it speaks poorly of the company because it's representative of the

well, that was my distinction.

Cuz if we sort of peel back the layers here, Linda purchased something at Costco, it was

And then it was back ordered.

Okay.

So.

Like that's frustrating, but is that Costco's fault?

I think that the real Complaint here that was getting across, but obviously it

other than to pick up a phone, like during business hours, wait on hold for like however

And there's nowhere to like, there's no contact form where you can, I

You know, honestly, to me, that is the value of this review.

And I think that goes back to my comment about feeling judgemental.

If I'm gonna spend $3,000 on outdoor furniture.

Go to west Elm, their outdoor furniture is $3,000 and they have many ways to contact them.

Like that, I think is the huge takeaway for me here is like, this is not a

Right.

That is, but like, I don't think that that's Linda's fault cuz she

I mean, like I think that this would happen to anybody in this situation.

That's why it's valuable because anybody that buys something from

Does happen on a regular basis and has a problem is gonna have to go through this whole hoopla

Yeah.

I mean, it has to become your part-time job.

you, yeah, you better have clear your schedule.

Hi.

What do you do for work?

Oh, I, um, call Costco every day.

customer service and wait on the phone until they pick up.

It's just bad customer service to say it light.

Definitely.

That's very clear.

And, and I do think that is the value of reading Linda's review as a consumer.

Linda's pain because I feel like what she's saying is

I'm screaming into the ether.

Nobody's listening.

There's nowhere for me to write this down and send this as a direct Complaint to Costco.

There's nowhere for me to write this as a review.

There's nothing that I can do except for go to this unclaimed.

Page on Trustpilot and hope that somebody at Costco corporate reads

I mean, that's ridiculous.

yeah, I was gonna say, and, and no one, they're not even claiming

So my question though, like if it isn't a big.

Item, like if you bought something and it was damaged and you came back into

Like, I feel like

I'm sure.

of this are so complicated.

I guess, but I just don't wanna like write off Linda's experience because yes, like

Put the television back in your car, go back to Costco and deal with it.

People are buying like garage doors from Costco.

I mean, there's like a lot of stuff you could buy from Costco.

That's not the kind of stuff that you can just throw in your trunk and go back.

And I think having your only customer service option be to go into the store.

Isn't right.

Yeah.

I mean, again, that's the value I think here is like Donn.

Don't be Linda, like learn from Linda's

Linda.

Don't do what Linda had.

Don't go through what Linda had to do.

Maybe go somewhere else.

But yeah, I really thought that that was okay.

What do we think of at the top of the review, Linda saying, like, I see you five star reviews.

I see you.

And I challenge you and One-Star-Zinger my fellow one stars.

I believe you, my five stars.

I'm not believing what you have to say.

I mean, I honestly, like, I think that's where the humor ended for me, cuz I

She's real.

She gets it.

She.

Yeah.

I mean, she was not joking around.

She had a point.

She also Linda claims, like they don't care about you.

They don't want to hear the complaints, which it seems like she's provided a

Like, this is not a situation where if something goes wrong with delivery, you're gonna be able

And I imagine that's probably common.

valuable, as you said, like as a consumer to like go in, you

Does buy these bigger ticket items, but now that I've read Linda's review, I'm gonna be like,

What is Linda's spelling a grammar like,

It's good.

We did.

We used the all cap.

Sometimes I tried to emphasize that in the reading,

yeah, I think it calls for it.

I think.

Yeah.

And they divided everything up into like nice digestible.

Paragraphs, which I personally like, like I get really dizzy by just the long

I believe Linda.

I do think they're being truthful.

I mean, even.

think they're being truthful.

Even down to the point of being like I noticed immediately, I called them.

They were still in the driveway.

Like I literally believed that she got an email over two weeks.

I believe Linda.

And I think that she really did a good job of like tearing down any of the

Cuz you might say like, well, you know, why didn't you notice it when they were still there?

She's like, ah, They were in the driveway.

Well, why wouldn't you try to email them or why wouldn't you try and do that?

Uh, uh, like I did.

It's not a thing.

What do we think Linda does for a living when she's not calling customer service?

I think she's a principal at a school

I think, yeah, I think Linda's a teacher or

vary by the books.

of some sort, maybe she's like a principal or like an assistant principal.

She is pretty organized.

What about the humor entertainment level?

I mean, it's pretty maddening the experience.

It is maddening, but I do feel like there was a little bit of fun in there.

The job saw, like, I, I do believe that Linda has a sense of humor.

I wonder if Linda tried tweeting

I thought about that too.

Cuz I feel like it's trust pilot or Twitter.

Those are really like your only options.

If there's nowhere else to contact.

I don't know if Linda has a Twitter.

I know it just occurred to me about that too.

I wonder also, I mean, it just makes me feel so angry that I think that I would go

Of the same fucking thing, just over and over and over, over, and like a literal, crazy person,

Right.

That being said, I feel like Linda did a really good job of expressing.

You know, their anger at the situation and like the intensity of the situation,

Right.

They really like kept it.

Cool.

I felt the anger and I felt on their side the entire time.

Right.

Then that, that tagline thing about the, I thought it was very interesting to me that

Like I wonder if like Linda also is very involved in the community because she feels very, like, I

Too Shay.

I agree.

Yeah.

I, I'm not really sure about any of that.

I, I know that like the whole point of the membership is like, after you spend

But I know that we got it.

Like, I don't know about a scam or whatever, but, um, also the executive membership is

I think it's like the bigger one or something.

But there must be a BA like I think I, yeah, I think I paid

maybe it's the middle one.

Maybe gold is first.

Yeah, it's black.

It's a black.

Yeah.

Mine's white.

So, okay.

Maybe it's the middle or like the highest of the non-business, you know, I mean, it is

I mean, it seems pretty horrible.

then the only other thing that I feel like we, we do need to at least address,

Yeah.

I was confused in the narrative cuz it was in the conversation about getting an email

But then they're saying that sun Vela said it was available and then

So maybe Costco hadn't received it yet, but like it's all very confusing why they were included.

Exactly.

Like, it seems very strange that like sun Villa is emailing them to ask if they

Cuz I shouldn't have had to like be communicating with them.

There should be a Costco employee whose job it is to like maintain the

Like why am I being looped into those kind of emails?

that does seem so weird.

I think I can crown Linda.

I can, I can crown Linda let's do it.

Okay.

So Chelsey and I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards and an effort to

We will simultaneously reveal our writing.

The Queens are Tabulating Joseph school.

Okay.

I was really torn four crowns from me, four and a half crowns from Trey

All right, Trey, you start us off.

Why four and a half crowns for Linda.

I believe the review.

I believe this is what happened and it feels very unsatisfactory, especially for a company

Like I'm.

I already would like I've already expressed, I would be a little leery of anything being

I didn't do the full Review Queen because it feels a little I'm.

I mean, I don't know.

I, I feel like.

Just didn't make it to the full Queen for you.

This is a very unique set of circumstances.

It was something that was delivered.

I've never had anything delivered.

It's something that was out of stock.

And so then, like there's a holding pattern.

Like it just is so many specifics that had to fall into place for this experience that I Donn don't

Why did you say.

really for the, the point that you just made.

That's why I took away that last crown.

I agree with everything.

I think that like Linda is justified in, in their anger and that this is unacceptable.

And I'm so glad that I have all this information now, uh, that I didn't know before.

And it really will impact my decision making moving forward.

That's where the four crowns come from, comes from.

I took away the one.

I Donn, like you said, I don't think this is gonna be everyone's experience.

I think this is a specific circumstance within Costco, and I don't think it's necessarily fair

They took it home and had the.

Bed best night's sleep or was the cutest thing in their apartment.

Like other people might have five star experiences still with Costco that aren't having to deal

And for that kind of absolute comment of like, we cannot believe any of these five

I thought that took it a little to the extreme.

So I went with four crowns for Linda, but I thought it was a good review and informative and.

Linda L um, I hope that you're now retired from your job of, of

As a principal and that yes, that you retire from your part-time job and that

I hope you're enjoying the heck out of that outdoor patio.

you know, as soon as it was finished, Linda trapped

And then it smushed the side of the table.

Oh, I hope not.

I really hope that would be terrible.

I hope that I hope that's not the end for Linda.

All right.

review.

I feel so angry now at Costco

you.

I know, I know.

I wasn't thinking that people were gonna be that upset.

I think that that 1.5 overall score is really low, but you know what, when you

very true.

I've never stopped to write a five star about Costco.

So,

Right.

There you go.

I'll write my Queen.

We've done it.

We've reached the most Regal portion of our show.

Trey.

Who are you inducting today for?

My Royal line.

all right, this week I am going to induct all of the veterinarians in the world.

Good one.

How have we not done this yet?

You know, there is something so special about the relationship between animals and humans.

And it's really miraculous when you stop to think about the depth of relationship

It's sort of unique.

I, I don't know what other, you know, it's just inter-species relationship.

That's so profound, emotional and moving.

And we have these conduits in our lives that are able to study and deduce what's occurring when.

You know, your little beloved pet is having an issue or, you know, God forbid

And that people commit their lives to learning and helping little helpless animals, I think is

And so, you know, you also are always very aware when you have a killer vet.

Wait, that's

That didn't sound right.

you're all, when you have a rockstar vet and someone who's just sort of like, man,

yeah,

you know, And I think that we, I mean, it's come up many times on this podcast, the

But when I think about vets, it's just, it's wonderful to know that there's someone you

You know, a block away and we love them and they love our animals and they take care of them.

And when hunter is constantly scratching, I can communicate.

And they're like, well, let's try this little pill to see if there's something in

And maybe it's, you know, they just can offer things because hunter can't tell me what's wrong.

That's.

So for that reason, I'm going to induct all of you vets out there.

You have to deal with all of the stuff.

And for that reason, I don't know if you're thanked enough.

So this week I'm inducting you all the veterinarians in the world.

You are my, and Chelsea's too.

I'm gonna say it.

Royal Highness.

true.

It's so funny, that seemed like the kind of job that like, you know, when you're like ask a kid,

And they're like, I wanna be a fireman.

I wanna be a vet.

Like it's like one of those jobs.

And then people don't realize that, like once you actually go on that track, that is so

To become a veterinarian.

It is an insane amount of schooling and education and learning all different kinds of animals.

And, you know, just so much so that you can have this job.

It's pretty remarkable.

I mean, like, I think my, I mean, I know that the vet where I take Goldie, like they see

And you're just thinking like that same person saw like a cat at two o'clock a dog at three

Like, like it's just so crazy that they know.

all these animals.

I mean, you think like doctors have to learn the human body and that's like exhausting

Crazy surely

Yeah.

while we're singing your praise as fats.

Yeah.

So I do concur.

I do conc.

Well, that's it Queen.

We did it.

We have concluded another round on the are and RQ.

That's my dolphin noise

You just scared Goldie Goldie.

It's uncle Trey gold.

I know the language I spoke to her.

Sorry.

Oh, oh, alright.

Anyway.

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Don't make that sound

What sound did flipper make?

I'm not gonna do it.

I'm not doing it.

Do not do it.

I can't have to calm her down again.

It's too much.

Don't do it.

Trey Donn.

Don't.

I'm not.

Okay, but flipper makes the same sound that you made earlier.

I think

Oh, oh.

I felt like I really failed it up.

Like I was gonna try to

not gonna do the sound and scare her.

No, we're not gonna do it Goldie it's okay.

It's okay.

Goldie, you're

Rest your little dog bones.

It's okay.

Canor.

kind.