0:00:09 - Mistie

Oh, yeah, okay, Um, how do we say we want to start it? Welcome to the phone. You said something

0:00:17 - Jenn

Well first of all, welcome, welcome them. Hello listeners, I hope you're doing well today.

0:00:26 - Mistie

No, no, I'm not, Anyways, okay, so today for Jenn and I, for Jenn's and for our fuck, we're sober right, like I haven't been drinking.

0:00:53 - Jenn

Oh, that would be such a fun. Such a fun like episode edition where we drink booze and talk about romance.

0:01:03 - Mistie

I like that. We'll do it Right. You said we're going to do that. You said we're going to thank God nothing. Not that, not that, not that. Main theme, I guess, is that even a word Is lackluster.

0:01:37 - Jenn

a word, yeah lackluster is a word.

0:01:39 - Mistie

I mean? What does lackluster mean?

0:01:41 - Jenn

Just like you know, it lacks luster.

0:01:49 - Mistie

Lacking and sheen, brilliance or fatality. It's dull, mediocre, okay.

0:01:55 - Jenn

Yeah, mediocre, it's mediocre. It's not the vegetable, oh that's going in the blooper.

0:02:07 - Mistie

I'm not on the live episode. Okay, oh Lordy, I love. Oh, that's how we're starting the episode. I'm moving that to the beginning of the episode, okay, and then people are going to be like what the fuck are they talking about? Oh, crap for, and they won't know until the blooper. Well, at the end of the season.

0:02:37 - Jenn

Oh my gosh, that was fantastic. Um, it was great, mm hmm, Picture.

0:02:47 - Mistie

Oh, I'm sorry. Did the picture come out? No, oh, okay, let's do it again, I'll smile.

0:02:59 - Jenn

Okay, all right, one, two, three.

0:03:05 - Mistie

Okay.

0:03:06 - Jenn

Oh no.

0:03:07 - Mistie

No, is it me?

0:03:11 - Jenn

No, you look adorable. I look like a crazy person. I'm sending that to you. I look like a fucking serial killer.

0:03:19 - Mistie

This is why we're friends and we have a dark romance podcast.

0:03:23 - Jenn

Oh my God, that is like that is bad. Okay, one more time.

0:03:27 - Mistie

Okay, ready 123.

0:03:35 - Jenn

Much better. Okay, I know I don't look like I'm getting ready to murder somebody. I'm sending that to you because it was so bad.

0:03:43 - Mistie

That's the picture I'm going to use as your profile for the fucking.

0:03:47 - Jenn

Don't you dare.

0:03:53 - Mistie

Okay, I won't oh my.

0:03:53 - Jenn

God but secretly.

0:03:56 - Mistie

that's the one, Okay, so.

0:04:01 - Jenn

All right.

0:04:02 - Mistie

Let's do see it Okay.

0:04:04 - Jenn

So subscribe to the bones of the stories. What?

0:04:09 - Mistie

We're passing through the darkness core and desire courses.

0:04:15 - Jenn

Pine tingling thrillers.

0:04:20 - Mistie

Do you want to say that last part again? Giggling buffoons

0:04:33 - Jenn

Okay, it's not, that was horrible.

0:04:58 - Mistie

Okay, it's not.

0:05:14 - Jenn

Oh, oh, that's okay, I helped her.

0:05:18 - Mistie

I hope I got that on the recording. Okay, nope, nothing's coming up. Beful, so this was the goal.

0:05:29 - Jenn

I was super excited about this.

0:05:31 - Mistie

Yeah, this is the she comes in. It's okay to fuck the finer goal, fine Ugh.

0:05:37 - Jenn

God, I fucking hated that book.

Mistie

Yeah

Jenn

oh my god, could you hear my stomach just then?

0:05:42 - Mistie

I heard a noise, but I didn't know. It was your stomach

Jenn

that was my stomach.

0:05:50 - Jenn

Wow, oh my god. Okay, I found this on the left. Oops, I just Summoned Siri. Um, sorry, I'm gonna be on the side of my doubt. Oh my god.

0:06:09 - Mistie

You just gave me a heart attack. Sorry, are you okay? What was that? Did you drop the cat? Oh, who bit your foot,

0:06:27 - Jenn

Oh. Boo

0:06:31 - Mistie

Oh my lord, oh god. Well, if you needed a wake-up call, that's totally going in the bloopers.

0:06:42 - Jenn

Yes, yeah, no, don't jump, don't jump from there.

0:06:47 - Mistie

Are we okay? Now All right.

0:06:48 - Jenn

Well, now that we're all awake, maybe I I'm completely.

0:07:03 - Mistie

That's a good. So yeah, what did she say?

0:07:09 - Jenn

Drop us a line at any of the aforementioned social media channels, whatever, because people use aforementioned in real life. What the fuck was that?

0:07:24 - Mistie

I thought I read over, but I only read over mine. I didn't read over yours.

Jenn

Gosh Mistie.

Mistie

Oh, I'm so horrible, it's fine.

0:07:31 - Jenn

Okay, ew, and the spiciness. Okay, on the dark Ow ow, fuck me. Damn it Sul.

0:07:39 - Mistie

I was going to be like I'm not your type, but then you said soul, and I knew you weren't talking to me. Sully girl, little troublemaker.

0:08:01 - Jenn

Oh, her nails are so sharp.

0:08:06 - Mistie

Sorry, I shouldn't have said that while you were taking a drink.

0:08:14 - Jenn

What is that face?

0:08:15 - Mistie

I don't have anything to say on this topic on record. Okay, we can talk off record, just not even going to go there. But that is more believable than some chick being. Okay that she's with the guy who fucked her mom, okay.

0:08:42 - Jenn

No, maybe I don't know, but now I need us to go off record and go. That was about. That was great.

0:08:58 - Mistie

I'm definitely cutting that out. My sisters listen to this, okay.

0:09:04 - Jenn

I figured that's fair, it's fine. Yeah, I think You've got some major editing to do. That was.

0:09:06 - Mistie

I love you, Jenn

0:09:07 - Jenn

I love you Mistie.

Mistie

Have a good night, or good day, good morning, good night.

Mistie

Remember, our next tantalizing episode is just around the corner, so keep your hearts open and your senses sharp.

0:10:01 - Jenn

Until then, embrace the darkness and let the stories continue to stir your deepest desires.

0:10:05 - Mistie

This is Mistie and Jenn Signing off from Bones of the Storie

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