Hey, I am Bruce Weinstein and this is the Podcast Cooking with Bruce and Mark. And I'm Mark Carbo. And together with Bruce, we have written three dozen cookbooks. We are publishing our 37th cookbook this summer, cold Canning. We're very excited about that. We're not talking about it in this episode, but we're still very excited about this new way to can that doesn't involve a pressure cord, doesn't involve a steam canner. It involves none of those. Things, it does not make billions of jars. Instead, it makes very small batches that you could put in your fridge or your freezer and say that you have saved back the very best of the season. That's our book, cold Counting Out this Summer. But other than that, we've got a one minute cooking tip as we always do. We have got questions about kitchen updates, something that Southern Living has. Set us off on. We'll talk to you about that and we'll tell you what's making us happy in food this week. So let's get started. our one minute cooking tip. When you are going into your freezer, your pantry, wherever it is, you store food because you're cooking and you're making dinner. Take a big tray or a bowl or a supermarket bag with you and fill it with all your ingredients so that you're not making five trips back into that pantry. You're making one trip. You pile it all into the bag. Think of it as shopping your pantry when you're about to make dinner, but what happens when I walked back into the pantry and I can't remember why I went into the pantry? Well, that is half of my life ever since I turned 16. So am I supposed to make a shopping list for my pantry when I get in there and I go, oh, right. Isn, what? I came, isn't that called your recipe? Well, I don't know, but uh, I end up walking back. We have a back pantry that's off the garage and I end up walking back there and looking around and thinking, what'd I do? What we here every single time I walk? Back there. I step back there and I go, why am I here? And it's only when I go back into the kitchen. Oh yeah, of course. That's why I'm there. Ugh, we're getting old socks. Well, anyway, um, you can make a shopping list for your own pantry you know, gather things in one trip. It makes things all the more easier. Okay, so before we go on to the big segment about kitchen updates, let me say that there are Facebook, Instagram, and TikTok groups. All called cooking with Bruce and Mark. You can find us on any of those applications. We've got videos up, we're cooking, we're talking. We're telling you about cookbooks. We're telling you about our life together. We're telling you about likes and dislikes. If you want more of this, then go there to TikTok, Instagram or Facebook and check out the groups Cooking with Bruce and Mark, miss. Aunt Clever. We've named everything the same thing, and you could find more about us. Okay, so Southern Living set us off on kitchen updates. Recently Southern Living ran a piece and it was all about how to tell if your kitchen needs an update. So they, what did they, did they look at my checkbook before they asked this question. Does my kitchen need an update? So they listed 10 of the most outdated kitchen designs. Wait a minute, I have to say, did I just age myself by saying checkbook? Did I just indicate how old I actually am? Said you still have a checkbook. That I have, oh gosh, that's a whole different segment. I still pay bills with checks, but that's a whole different matter. Um, duh. I am, I'm ancient, I'm decrepit. I walk with a walker. You know the whole thing. Don't walk with a walker. I have people chew my food before I eat it. Whole thing. And spit it into your mouth, baby bird. Mm. Nice. Yeah, it's a whole thing. So anyway, checkbooks. Yes. You did said living Check my budget. Oh, before they suggested updates. So we're gonna go through their bulleted list and tell you what they said were things to look out for that might be outdated and that you might want to consider updating and we'll tell you whether we agree or don't agree. The first. Thing they said. And wait, I wanna go back and say I did walk with a walker when I broke my leg. Okay. So how dare you impugn me for not walking with a walker I had. You don't anymore. I had the tennis ball walker. I know. We should have just taken your mom's when we got her apartment for two. That's so sad. It is sad. Don't bring up My mom's death in a food podcast would've saved us renting a walker. Oh, come on. Okay. Well anyway, I did walk with it and I gained a. Brand new appreciation for how incredibly difficult it is to manipulate those cages well, but you are hopping in the walker. Doesn't matter what you're doing with it, your broken legs, it's hard. It is hard. It's not intuitive. It looks like it should be intuitive to be able to walk in that cage. My mother always called the walker like that, the cage. It's looks like it should be intuitive, but it's not. Okay. Now on onto, and I'm gonna start this off since I digressed as often. Okay. What is the first point Southern Living said? So Southern Living says to get rid of your. Busy granite countertop. Mm. And um, I wanna tell you that Bruce and I have a busy granite countertop. Oh gosh. It's really busy. And we loved it when we installed it 18 years ago. Yeah. These 18 years ago. It's got, uh, it's got garnets mm-hmm. In it, it's a piece of granite that actually has a little, uh, uh, what do I say, rivers of Ritz of mm-hmm. It's, it's strewn through with little streaks of garnets and it's dark. Green as its background. It's so you really only see the garnets when the overhead and the halogen are spotlight on. It's true. Or if you flying a flashlight. It's true, but I will say that. Busy or not? I think granite has had its day and I think there is some, well, there is some stone countertops that are timeless. And personally I think marble is timeless. I couldn't do it. And I would love a marble countertop. I I could do it. I know. Because we get stained. It's the stain and see, I like that. To me that's patina. That just looks like the worn. Oh no, it just, the first two stains would be like, look at that. I understand if you have lots of stains. Yeah. Then the marble carries something. Mm-hmm. But. Those first two stains. Okay. They would just be ridiculous. You'd be just staring at them the whole time. You couldn't do it. Well, you could buy used marble and that's full of lots of stains. Really? I want other people's stains on my counters. Really? Really? Mm-hmm. You could buy used marble, I bet. Is that like used toilets is, I mean, what is used marble? I bet you could go like to a restaurant thing that's going outta business and buy their marble slab. I bet. It seems unsanitary to me. I don't know why it seems gross. Like somebody's done something on that that I don't wanna know about. Okay. I wanna say that granted like. I wanna say, alright, I like the granite and I don't care what Southern Living says. And the reason I like the granite is because when I first got granite, when we first got granite, I thought it was super temperamental. I mean, they were like, oh my gosh, don't put anything acidic on it, and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Mm-hmm. Well, over the years we've kind of blown all that off. Mm-hmm. And now we just clean it. I clean it on a regular basis. I've had a clean our granite countertops every day. Other day maybe. Mm-hmm. Let's say, and we keep it fairly clean, but I like it because you can put anything burning hot. Yes. On top of it. I agree. And nothing happens. When we installed our granite, the guy's like, he won't kill this. And then he brought out this giant blowtorch and blowtorched our granite counters. Well. I liked it. I maybe I'm just tired of it. Also, it's gotten chips and nicks. It has, it does chips, and that's the thing about it. So it does have chips and it does have nicks, and I'm not crazy about that. And I think if I could go do it all over again. Okay. I would try and talk you into marble, because I think marble is just absolutely stunning. I mean, beautiful. I mean, if it left in my own devices. I love stainless steel countertops, but I do know they turn a home kitchen into a restaurant. They make your kitchen look like a restaurant, and most people don't wanna walk into a restaurant kitchen worse than a restaurant. It makes it look like a school cafeteria. Yeah. And I love stainless steel because it's basically indestructible. Yeah. And it's got that. Ion problem where it keeps bad bugs kind of floating. Mm-hmm. Right above its surface. And it's, as I say, indestructible and you know, you can clean it and it looks beautiful even when it's scratched up. Mm-hmm. Like a stainless steel bowl. But at the same time, I get it, most people would never put that in their house. Right. I don't know what I would do for a countertop, to be honest with you. So we have mixed reviews on the first of, uh, southern living's ideas. The next thing they say is if your cabinets are finished in like a raw pine or hickory and have gold, brass hardware, you are out of date. Uh, I disagree. Okay. I, I'm just gonna disagree. It's very country vibe. It is. And I live in the country. God give it moose in my backyard, so I live in the country, so I like it. I like that natural wood. I don't know, know that I would like unfinished pine. Mm. I'm suddenly in the movie. Raising Arizona. Unfinished. Arizona. Unfinished huffines. No. Would you buy furniture from unfinished Huffines? That's why I changed my name to Arizona. Unfinished. Arizona. Right? So sorry, Arizona. Um, so, uh, I like that. Look. I don't want it raw, but I wouldn't mind nicely stained hickory cabinets. Well, okay, but I do. Personally, I don't like gold or brass or that kind of shiny hardware. Okay, I'll give do that. I would, I would change that to black or even wooden knobs. Look at that. I think that, uh, so we'll disagree with their hickory pine. We're good with that. But we will agree that if you have gold or brass hardware, time to update at least your hardware and, you know. Here's a funny thing about the hardware that I think is funny and it's a really easy update for your house, is to update the hardware in your kitchen. And Bruce, I have not done it in 18 years, and sometimes I do look at, uh, we have, um, you know, sea glass, the stuff that watches up on the beach. We have like sea glass poles mm-hmm. On every counter. And I mean every cabinet and every drawer. And I look at them sometimes and I think, Hmm, we should probably change this out. And that's such an easy update. It really is. It is. But. I also can say that I go to people's houses that have the cutesy ones that are like spoons or hands, and I actually like it in their house, but I would never put it in my house. Oh, house. Oh, thank you. Thank you. I afraid when you, you said you like it, other people's houses or they have little smiley faces or what? I, I don't know. I think it's kind of cute. So look, it's cute in other people's houses. I think it's cute. I would do it, but uh, I agree with the gold thing, no. Okay. So the third thing they talk about is ceramic tile counters. And here's the funny thing, they say that ceramic tile counters are out and I was. Thinking as we were talking about the cabinet finishes, about, well, exactly, mark, what kind of countertop would you in fact put in? And I think I liked my ceramic tile counters in Austin, Texas. When I, before I met Bruce, I lived in the house in Austin, Texas where I had off white. Tiles. They were large square tiles and the grout between them and what I liked about them is I could get the comet out and return it all to its original color every time. Can you tell 'em a cleaning tree? But the problem with that is you have to get the comet out 'cause grout absorbs sauce and stains. It does like tofu. It does. And who? Oh, no, no, no, no. I don't. Grout does not belong on my countertops. Yeah. I don't know. I kinda like that. And the other thing about ceramic dog counters is you have to have a cutting board and all that kind of stuff. I mean, they, it's 'cause it's. Uneven surface. Mm-hmm. So you have to even it out in some way. I don't know. I kind of like ceramic tiles. I don't think I would like them busy. Mm-hmm. But single colors, I'm not sure. Okay. So I agree with them. They're out. We don't want it. Okay. Not agreeing yet. Um, okay. Outdated colors is, I haven't agreed with anything yet, so. Okay. They outdated colors are the things they say next and what they're putting in that list. Okay. Is. Anything that is stark white is out. I agree. Anything bright and shiny, anything neon, saturated yellows and bright reds, they say those are all out. Wow. A saturated yellow. I kinda like that. We have a friend who did her kitchen in, uh, Provence, salt yellow, and I think it's really attractive. I don't well, but she needed to, she had given up a house in Provence, salt to move here in province, salt in province to move here. So she needed a little bit of that public, but I know that that's a saturated, I think they're meaning like a highlighter yellow, don't you? Oh, we used to have highlighter yellow in our. Front foyer and hallways. It was a mistake. We moved in here and I did it. We wanted a butter yellow and it ended up being, being school bus. No, I wanted a New England Colonial yellow. Yeah. That didn't work though. No. I ended up getting a highlighter yellow and it was wrong. Colors rarely come out the way you hope. Well, I don't think that's true, but okay. Um, I But a bright red kitchen, uh, I think that's terrible. I never do that. I would agree and I would agree that Stark White is definitely out. It's definitely a look from like. 20 15, 20 10, and I am not sure about it. So with this, I'm gonna give them Yes. Okay. The fourth one I finally got to when I agreed with out the fifth thing they say, oh, and I'm gonna agree with this one completely. Is, uh, window treatments faded, dusty, worn out window treatments. Yeah. No window treatments in a kitchen are hard for me because. They get greasy and then the grease atta attacks dust, and then they suddenly look hairy. You should, oh God, disgust. It's just like a no disgust. It's a big no. There should be no window treatments in your kitchen. Let's start with that. So they're saying, I kind of buy that over the top Florals, ated, I'm sorry. Anything is dead. You should not have window treatments in your kitchen period. Now, I wanna say, uh, just to make this clear, we have a west facing window over our sink, and in the summer the sun beats in through that window and it makes the kitchen oh, about the temperature of the surface surface. And so did I solve that? Well, you said how you fixed it. Well, I put a window treatment on the outside. I bought one of those, you know, Ratan bamboo. Kind of rolls that you can roll down and roll up. So most of the day it's rolled up and you don't see it. And I can roll it down to block that sun in the afternoon, but it, it's on the outside. And believe it or not, that thing has lasted through New England winters. It has. It's great. Which is great. I assumed we were gonna take it down every winter. So that thing has lasted a long time. Okay, so that's the fifth thing. And I, we agree. I both agreed. We both agreed and we both agreed about the colors. Now I'm gonna say the sixth one that they say is a clashing back splash and counter. And I don't even know what they mean. I think they mean mean that when they don't match that you did your counter and your back splash don't match. So, so you put Winnie the pool on your backsplash and you put Martha Stewart on your counter. I don't get this. I don't get what? What does that mean? Clashing? No clashing is out. So like if you have marble on your, your counter and then you have some Oh, Italian mosaic on the backside. Oh, I think what they're suggesting is you have the same Oh. Or something that matches. No, I don't think I agree. Back splash encounters. Okay. No, I, no, that seems to fall. So if you like it to clash. No, I don't like it to clash. I'm just trying to think if I had. Let's say I went with your idiotic mar marble counters, sorry. And, um, that were used and had people's butt prints all over them. Well, then we can have a mosaic. We can have this beautiful Italian mosaic, and it could look just like the floor above where Francis has been entombed. Exactly a, her culin backsplash with naked men and naked women all across it. Oh, sure. I, no, I think that you, that I can imagine the backsplash not matching the counter, and I can imagine your marble counters with a very, very tiny mosaic gold beige. Brown backsplash. See, I can imagine that. Mm. And so I don't think that that's such a bad idea. Yeah. I think they want you to go matchy matchy and we don't like that. So we disagree with them there too. Match. No match. Matchy. Matchy match. Okay. And the next one is busy wallpaper prints always been out. Sorry. Always. I never like them. Bruce. Bruce is a wallpaper hater. You're a anti wallpaper. I am an anti wallpaper wite. I have been since I have been a child. Yeah, I'm not exactly because I grew up in the seventies with a giant, when did I grow up? Wallpaper and a grass paper wallpaper is just what? What did I have in my bedroom? Grass paper wallpaper. Here's, here's where I'm gonna contradict myself because I do believe. That the style of the seventies was probably one of the highlights. Gross of the last hundred years. Gross. In terms of design and style? Gross. Mostly ENC clothes. Gross. Not in wallpaper. Gross. Oh, clothes from the seventies. The best, I think. I think a really beautiful ol. Wallpaper in a kitchen can be very attractive. And I think a delt blue kind of Dutch scene wallpaper, that's very subtle. I think they could be very attractive in a kitchen. So I'm not gonna go with no wallpaper. This is like something some committee came up with, but they're saying they're busy wallpaper. Then what are you gonna do? Just put up plane. What's the difference of busy? Okay, well I'll tell you what the definition of busy is. You're busy. Ready? Okay. My grandmother loved wallpaper and she did her kitchen. I'm not making this up with a big, giant seventies floral wallpaper on the walls. And then she chose a second completely different busy floral seventies wallpaper. For the ceiling. I'm not making this up. And she wallpapered the ceiling of her kitchen at this tiny, tiny little kitchen and the walls. And then she took the wallpaper that was on the ceiling and she had extra of it, and she cut out the flowers from it and she glued them on top of the already busy wallpaper. That was different. That was on the walls. Now that's. Busy. Oh, that is busy. That is super busy. Just imagine the color of saturation going on there. That is, you could not walk in that kitchen in a bad mood, which is really a problem with me in the morning. So I had to basically stay outta the kitchen. So how do you go in that kitchen and not like get vertigo? My God. I mean this. Ceiling was done and the ceiling flowers were cut out and shoved onto the incredibly busy orange red lime green flower on the walls. Typical seventies flower. We had it too. Yeah. Had to the, the ceiling was in gold and browns and flowers and big flowers. And those gold flowers got shoved onto the other walls. It was, we have, it was a thing. I have a picture of the kitchen in the seventies when I was growing up. With a giant floor liner it. I'm gonna post that in our Facebook group cooking remarks. So you can see the wallpaper that I had to look at every time I made my fettuccine Alfredo for dinner. Oh, another bad thing about the seventies fettuccine Alfred. Okay, so we're spending too much time. So the next one they say is wood paneling. Oh, wood paneling should never be in a kitchen. No, I think wooden water are probably not the best match. Yeah. And grease and all that. No. So I'll agree with that on practical matters. Okay. But, uh, okay. And the nine, what they're saying is no recessed or. Overhead lighting. They want to go for carefully placed pendants or spotlights. And I'm gonna tell you, don't kill us. That that is what our kitchen has is carefully placed pendants and spots. We do, we have spots all over our kitchen. We have tracks. So we have been, we have these really tight cans. We don't have the big like seventies cans or these little. Tight cans that hang just a little bit down from the tracks and Well, I, I have to tell you that that's me. Mm-hmm. The minute I moved in with Bruce in New York City, I changed all the lighting in the apartment. He ripped my ceiling fan out and made me put in a track light, a gay man putting in track lighting. What I, I'm like, you cannot be gay and have a ceiling fan. I'm sorry, that's just not possible. You have to have good lighting. So, um mm-hmm. It's really important. Okay. So we, listen, I don't moisturize to not have good lighting, so. So there you, you go. So we agree on that and we have been trendy for 18 years. And the last thing they claim, if you look around your kitchen and you see old appliances, it's time to update. You know what, if they still work, you do not need to update, then they're too expensive. Yeah. Again, this one too expensive. When I saw this list, old appliances, this is the one that really got me irritated because I thought to myself, Don, everybody ugh, has the money to run out and buy a new refrigerator or buy a new oven. I know that we would scrap together money to buy a new oven. Oh my goodness. So I. Just the, the whole idea, oh, you got old appliances, get rid of them. Come on, be real. Um, if they still work, hold onto them. They're very expensive. And they are very expensive. And hold onto your money. Yeah, exactly. Especially in this economy. Hold onto your money. So that seems to me to be out of touch with the current moment. Right. I agree. So there's our take on the Southern living top 10 most dated kitchen ideas or how to update your kitchen or whatever. I think we agreed with. I agreed with maybe. Four of them, I don't even know, but we together agreed with maybe three of them. I, I don't know, four of them, I don't, I don't know. So whatever their, their consultants can go away and think about us and come up with another list sometime in the future. Let's just say that it would be great if you could like this podcast and if you could subscribe to it. It's always great to help out in this Otherwise Unsupported podcast. And if you can write a review on what. Ever platform You're listening to this on and in whatever nationality you are listening to this podcast, it helps on those podcast platforms to support this otherwise unsupported podcast and we appreciate that so very much. Okay, moving on to the last segment. What's making us happy in food this week? Homemade ketchup. Every month, mark and I do a food segment on Portland, Oregon Morning tv. If you wanna see us, you can go to their YouTube channel AM Northwest. It's Portland, Oregon morning tv, and we're on once a month and we do it from our kitchen with two iPhones and Zoom. And yeah, we zoom it through two iPhones. We did it last week and we made a homemade mustard and a homemade ketchup. And that homemade ketchup is right out of our book, cold Canning, and it is. So delicious. And it is my favorite ketchup and I have a pint of it in the fridge. And I cannot wait to have hamburgers and french fries this week so I can have my ketchup. Okay. And I'm gonna change this up, and I'm gonna tell you what's making me unhappy in food this week. Mm. Okay. And that's what's making me unhappy in food this week is piss poor pizza. Oh. Oh, yeah. And you know what I'm talking about making me unhappy too. Oh my gosh. So last night. Uh, Bruce and I last night is recording this last night, Bruce and I decided we wanna go out somewhere for dinner, and we both kind of thought, oh, let's go for pizza. Mm-hmm. There's a pizza player stunt that we love up here who make, they make, I mean, super thin crust pizza, which is my thing. Like, I mean, matza thin, like, like really thin. And then I want them to burn it. So I like really crunchy, burned thin pizza crackers basically, and with stuff on top of it. And so we went. And they were closed for mud season vacation. And did they put it on their, on their Facebook page or did they put it on their website? No, I checked their website. I checked everywhere and we, we drove 30 minutes. We did, because we live so rural, we gotta drive 30 minutes and so it wasn't there. So then I checked around for local towns and I found this really highly rated pizzeria in this large town, in the Berkshires, in Massachusetts. So we went and drove another 20 minutes and went there. And man was the pizza crappy. I mean, we walked in and it all seemed right. There was a big, beautiful pizza oven. Mm-hmm. With a big a log inside of it on fire. And you know, he was shoving the pizza in off the peel into this thing and it, man, did it look right. And it was the, oh, here we go. Stainless steel counters. And it was open to the dining room. And so I thought, oh my gosh, this is gonna be. Fabulous. And what gave it away? First we ordered a Caesar salad. It was, and it was topped with pre granulated, what I can only say canned Parmesan cheese. It was, and it set on the menu. Parmigiano ano. No, it was out of a can. No way. No way. It was out of a can. It was. It was canned Parmesan cheese, which is mostly wood shavings if you don't know. And it was disgusting. And the pizza came and, um, let's just say my pizza needed Viagra because it was just disgusting and, and I don't understand how it could be that disgusting. And it had no wood flavor. No smokiness to it? No, no. And I ordered a prosciutto pizza and I assumed, now it's my fault. I assumed that the prosciutto would be frizzled on top of it in that wood oven, but it wasn't. The pizza was made and then it was the. Proto was just put on cold and delivered to me. Yes. On top of it, disappointment. It was a disappointing thing, and that really is sucky when you go out and you spend, oh my gosh, Bruce had a beer. We had a couple bottles of Sand Pellegrino and we spent a hundred bucks mm-hmm. On this meal, and it was crappy pizza. Mm-hmm. So it's just so disappointing when that happens. When it's possible for it to be better, it's given that they've got. All the right ACC malls that are coming around them. This should be much better. I think that I could do a better pizza. No, I think my dog could make a better pizza in that pizza oven. Wow. That's really for sure. I don't know, I just, it's just so unfortunate and I can only believe that there are five. Point zero rating on Google. Must be all employees, owners, and the children of the owners. Because I'm like, there is no way anyone would write this as five stars. Well, well, well, there was a couple sitting two tables away from us. Oh God. And I mean, yes, he did look like Aaron Copeland and. I don't know about his wife, but he did. Bruce said it's the son of Erin Copeland, and I said, no, it's the father of Erin Copeland and they shared a pizza and she did say that that was the best pizza she'd had in months. What did they know? They're New Yorkers. What do they know? Listen, honestly, I think that she's used to rays in the original rays and the famous original rays. Okay. Anyway, I don't like that pizza either, but that's a whole different matter about how I don't like New York slices, but that's a whole different matter. Those also need Viagra. So, um, no. Okay, so that's what's making me unhappy in food this week. That's our podcast for this week. Thanks for listening. Thanks for being a part of our podcast. 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