Everybody's got an opinion.

Every Californian and Virginian.

It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.

Someone's gotta settle the score.

Trey and ChelseyBD will help you choose who's win

'I.

Hello

Hi, and welcome to Review That Review.

We are the podcast that is dedicated to reviewing

reviews.

that is ChelseyBD Donn.

And that is Trey.

Gerrald.

And together we are

The review Queens.

That's right.

Donn,

That's 'I.

Would you like to go into the darkness and bring A'?

Little bit of that to the light with our listeners?

See if anyone else agrees or has similar experiences.

Are you ready?

ChelseyBD two

Lodge, A', Complaint.

I'm ready Trey.

Okay, so this applies, this Complaint, 'I guess applies to, uh, television, movies, and social

Is delayed.

Subtitles.

Okay.

'I Can't take it.

'I think that it started when 'I started really writing for television.

'I decided 'I was gonna always have the subtitles on.

Maybe just to see phrasing of things.

'I like the experience of being able to listen and read at the same time.

'I don't know if it's the type of brain 'I have, but that's like very pleasing to me.

And when it's delayed, it's so distracting to me.

Oh my

It's just such A' distraction.

It's like 'I can't what, like what's happening?

And it's just, it's not right.

'I mean we should really sync this audio.

Not everybody can can hear.

People are reading it.

They deserve to have the experience of reading it in real time and it's

Also, if you're on social media and you're like doing A' lip-syncing

It can be really hard to do that.

Just don't do the video.

Okay, just pick another medium.

There's other reels you can do.

You don't have to be the person that's doing the KY thing.

You could do something else if you can't do it.

Wait, that, that lipsky thingy really bugs me.

'cause, 'cause 'I always start questioning, wait.

Is there something off with my like

Right.

or like, did they not know that they are like A' millisecond off?

Like did they not recognize that when they pressed it?

Okay, wait, this delayed subtitles, that is so funny to me and it's

Thank you.

at the gym, you know, 'I will do an hour of cardio and

And there is one television that always randomly says, Vulgar, B U L G E R,

and the

Fall.

will continue to go over it.

That's A'.

Horrible.

bulgar never goes away.

The word never goes

Bulgar what?

Like what was it gonna be?

Bulgaria 'I.

Mean?

'I.

Don't even know why we would use the word

is A' News Station and 'I understand that it's live.

So like someone is transcribing really quickly live, but sometimes they'll

Have you noticed that?

Yeah.

'I almost would rather, I'd almost rather them skip A' sentence if it means we're gonna catch

caught up?

Yeah.

Especially if it's live like 'I can be more forgiving of live when things are taped

Or when you're on social media soliciting some sort of entertainment Donn, don't know

Right.

'I.

you.

It really is maddening 'cause it just takes you out.

me out of it.

Now, 'I can't pay attention.

Wait.

I'll tell you one other thing.

It depends on what it is, what I'm consuming, but sometimes 'I will also like to see the subtitles.

'I once listened to an audiobook while reading the book.

Listen.

Yeah.

Oh, I've done that before.

'I.

But isn't that

'I know it is kind of weird you were reading along with them.

Yeah.

There's something about that dual stimuli that really, that audio visual

So anyway, if you work in subtitles, thank you for getting it right.

10 outta 12 times.

Which is, that's an inside

call back

inside joke for

back.

But thank you for getting it right most of the time.

But when you get it wrong, like, ugh, 'I can't.

Anyway, that's my Complaint.

'I.

Hear you.

Really good Complaint.

It is like A' nuisance.

That really just, it becomes front of mind, even though it should just be there.

It's gotta just, yeah.

Should not be noticeable.

If it's noticeable, you're doing it wrong anyway.

Whew.

Got that off my chest.

Wanna give someone else that same opportunity?

Try.

So, should we jump into an online review,

'I think we should, but 'I don't want to put the cart before the horse.

But Donn don't know if you're gonna regret wanting to let someone else get something off their chest.

We'll find

Oh no.

Let's do it.

Ooh.

Review that.

Out review

Trey that was so ominous.

Now I'm curious.

Okay.

As you know, we are your trusty review Queens.

We bring in reviews from the internet that we feel need to be inspected.

We read you A' review, then we break it down together and rate the impact of

This is A' very regal process that we call.

Assess, That, Kvetch.

As Trey mentioned, apparently we are entering dangerous territory and

'cause now I'm nervous, but go ahead.

So, you know, all of our episodes are rated E for explicit,

Okay.

Okay.

Sometimes we save our blueness for the after show, but here

Yeah.

Today you and 'I are going to together rate and review A' one Star

PornHub,

Okay.

Oh my goodness.

Okay.

do you know what PornHub is?

Yeah, of course.

So this, it's, it's an online Yes, of course.

It's an online platform for porn.

Donn.

Don't know.

Do you pay 'I?

Is it free?

One could call it A' hub

It's A' hub for porn.

PornHub is A' hub that you, that contains porn.

Yep.

So I'll be fully transparent.

'I don't really consume content from PornHub.

'I have in my life, 'I know it, but they do have free and premium memberships.

And famously during Covid, PornHub made A' six month free membership for lockdown.

Wow.

membership and get free porn.

Well, that's why nobody wanted to go back to work, did it?

Ding.

All right, so this is interesting to note.

'I don't know if the gods are like conspiring here, but at the time of recording,

No, it

Isn't that stupid?

That's just

just stupid.

That's hilarious.

Do you think that they just like delete?

Yeah, they like capped it at 69 and then every, like when 70 goes up, they're

piece in, one piece

out.

Donn.

Don't know.

All right.

So do you wanna guess what the overall rating for PornHub is on Trustpilot?

Well, you know, because people are going to Trustpilot A' lot to complain.

I'm gonna say two and A' half.

It's A'.

Really good guess, but it's actually 3.8 out of five

okay.

All right.

Better than 'I thought.

Is this page claimed by PornHub?

unclaimed.

Okay.

They also have no history of asking for reviews and

Okay.

Fair.

That's what it says.

And then it just says about PornHub information provided by various external sources.

It says, play check mark emoji free check mark emoji porn games.

X, X, X

Porn

sex games.

You won't last five minutes playing these games.

Play now.

Wait, are there, are there porn games?

Is that A' thing?

think so.

'I don't know.

Porn games.

that's, that's about the company on PornHub,

Very interesting.

All right.

So today we are gonna be reading and reviewing this one star, Trustpilot

John R.

John R.

Okay.

you say, come on.

'I.

Just feel like it's always A', John 'I.

Don't know.

We'll dig deeper into John later.

So just put A' pin in that and for reference, this review is not that long ago.

They wrote the review on May 19th, 2023.

So just, you know, three months ago, four months ago, whatever.

Oh, not that long ago.

Alright, so the subject here is go outside for the love of God.

Okay.

All right, and here we go.

Oh, it does say at the bottom of the review that the date of experience is May

Good to know.

when 'I watch porn.

'I am very isolated and alone in my room.

All my fantasies are at my fingertips, and so is my penis.

Oh God.

Here we go.

'I watch Girls 'I, don't Know, suck and bang.

Guys that 'I don't know.

And in my Sick Little Mind, that guy is me.

Okay.

'I long.

Oh, no.

Okay.

'I long for intimacy.

But the adverts at the beginning of the videos tell me.

'I 'I am pathetic and useless for jerking off to porn, so it makes me feel useless and pathetic.

'I have no hopes of ever finding A' real girlfriend.

Oh no.

So 'I opt to just sign up for P Hub premium months go by from watching

Oh, look here.

Transgender porn, 'I can't, I'm not gay,

stop.

P ain't cutting it.

A'.

Just one.

Just one video and I'm done.

Wait one.

What?

He uses the word cranny, but we can't say that.

So I'm beeping it.

Okay.

Months go by and the.

Videos have reached A' point where it ain't doing it.

Ah, let's go on the dark web to see

what's on there.

What 'I.

'I have found stuff on the dark web that has become nightmare

Regular pee and pee ain't doing it.

'I have to commit suicide now.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

have reached the pinnacle of human achievement.

Porn is the worst thing on the internet, and it literally takes up 90% of all the bandwidth.

Why the, is there so much of it?

How many endless streams of endless chicks banging some knob head guy can you consume

All porn is exploitative in the sense that the women involved ain't enjoying it.

They all fake.

Come for the camera.

That dude's in it ain't enjoying it.

They take dick pills to get erections because they bang day after day, hour after hour.

Endless amounts of everything your sick little mind can conjure up is on these vile websites.

'I hope the internet burns itself out and P Hub and all the other P sites burn alive.

Wow.

Wow.

'I took A'.

Lot of notes.

John R, are you kidding me, bro?

Like.

John, this was crazy on so many levels.

Yeah, you're right.

'I am offended.

Um, do 'I wanna dig into John 'I?

Do.

Okay.

Let's start by the psychological analysis style that John R starts with.

Oh, it's

When we talk about too much information in A' review,

This is pretty textbook 'I mean.

We're really getting into things 'I don't need to know about John Donn don't

Why did, do you need to take us through this rollercoaster and tell us about your

It just sounds like John really needs help.

Or that John like got help 'I.

Don't know.

John is such A' conundrum.

The experience of him saying, I'm not gay.

Like, why are 'I, don't just, why are you laying all of this out on Trustpilot?

Why?

What makes you think that?

People reading reviews wanna know this?

They wanna know.

'I if the porn is working or not.

They wanna know, is it gonna be covered by A'?

Bunch of pop-up ads.

They wanna know if the, if the subtitles aren't sinking, okay, John, that's what they wanna know.

'I mean it really goes from zero to 70 500 million thousand.

You know what?

'I before 'I, forget this.

'I wanna just point out spelling, grammar here.

John says capital P every time.

And 'I think that.

'I think it's instead of saying pussy,

Oh wait, we wait.

Go back to the Capital P A' sentence with the capital

So the first appearance is, I'm not gay, but the regular P ain't cutting

Oh, interesting.

'I thought.

See, 'I didn't.

'I thought regular P meant regular porn.

Oh, oh, oh.

Well

Right.

Like the 'I was watching, 'I was watching this stuff over and

saying P Hub, like, no, the fourth, the fourth word of the review is porn.

When 'I watch porn.

So it's not that John can't say the word porn, but why does he keep abbreviating porn?

because maybe it's because he's, he's abbreviated it to p h, you know, P Hub,

And it makes sense because the journey that I'm going on with John is that 'I got on PornHub.

'I 'I was like, I'm never gonna have A' girlfriend.

'I might as well pretend like I'm these guys that are, you know, having sex with these women.

And that's how pathetic 'I Am.

And then that wasn't doing it anymore.

So then 'I needed to go into this new category, and then that wasn't doing it anymore.

So then 'I needed to go into the dark web,

No 'I think you are right about P being porn.

'cause the last sentence says all the other P sites,

Yeah, yeah,

Right?

yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

'I mean 'I.

This is what's occurring to me.

It does sound to me and 'I am apologize to anyone that this is offensive to.

It does sound familiar to the opinions of sexuality that 'I was taught

It sounds to me like this person is pushing like A' Christian agenda.

I'm sorry.

That's what is occurring to me.

That's what 'I was trying to say before, but 'I didn't want to use those

It's very crazy.

The reason 'I was intrigued to bring this in is because John R

But they are saying that their opinion is true and that that is what is so, and 'I

That has females in it.

So all of this holier than thou about, it's exploitative.

Women don't want to be doing it.

It's like 'I.

They're not doing it in the porn.

I'm consuming on PornHub.

So what point are you trying to make here, John?

Because it's irrelevant.

So if you think that

And it also, it doesn't, none of this sounds like it's pornhub's problem, John.

It sounds like it's your problem.

The problem with the receiver now, okay, now 'I don't have A' degree in psychology.

'I have not done A' clinical study on the effects of porn addiction, but yes, but, but 'I have

And so you need more extremes in order to continue.

That's sort of how John sort of hooks us.

But then to say like, now 'I have to die and because we've reached the pinnacle of

Do you think that's true?

And do you think that porn is the worst thing on the internet?

'I would venture to say Donn don't know.

Human trafficking is probably the worst thing on the internet or like propaganda.

Also 'I don't know if the stat that 90% of the internet is porn 'I

don't know if that's true.

' CHELSEY DONN: I.

Don't know if that's true.

'I mean there's that song from A' Q.

The internet is short porn, you know?

Yeah.

Anyway,

should we

go through the points.

here or, okay.

Value new or unique information,

'I Don't know.

'I just, it's hard for me to, to give John any credit here for value.

'I 'I.

Mean 'I could see how this might like, maybe this happens for people, but when 'I look at

Can we talk about that quickly?

What are the ads that they're talking about that are making them seem like they're pathetic?

'I don't know.

And also it says that John is from California.

An advert to me sounds like A' British person, 'I.

'I 'I.

Don't say advert.

'I, say an ad or an advertisement,

'I don't know.

Maybe John is British, but either way, 'I.

know it.

Just 'I.

Guess there's ads at the beginning?

What would be so pathetic that they're being A'?

It was funny for me going into that section because 'I long for intimacy.

'I wrote sad, like 'I felt sad for John for A' second, like, oh, 'I get that like

But then like when.

They talked about the adverts and the no hope of finding A' girlfriend, and obviously when we

Like what is all that like?

portion, it was just John Foley lost me there,

Yeah, that's very odd,

offensive.

Also, like, am 'I gay?

I'm not gay.

Like, why are we doing this on Trustpilot?

'I.

Maybe John was sort of intrigued by the transgender porn and, and that

But 'I just wanna point out here, since John is going into this psychology of like, escalating.

Escalating, now death 'I wanna point out, John writes these ads tell me

So it makes me feel useless, empathetic.

Okay.

Nothing makes you feel anything you let the feelings

And also, What and and what ad is telling you like, Hey John, you are pathetic.

Like what 'I like,

that cuck holding or whatever we sipping or gimping or

Well, don't watch that porn, watch porn where they're telling you you're

Right.

It's very strange.

The whole, that whole thing is, and so the value 'I can't!, like 'I really can't.

For me, 'I can't remove my emotions about John enough to even find the value personally.

well, there's not value for me as A' gay person because I'm not watching females

Yeah.

and the porn that 'I consume.

And John only says that porn is bad because of the females are faking their

Right, right, right,

Well, I'm not consuming female comms, so it's irrelevant

And also, what was with the weird like, bud, that should be you, 'I don't know.

they keep making A' point that you're useless and pathetic because you're

whatever.

Okay.

Moving on.

Spelling grammar generally is okay, but the whole not spelling out

They also write out the word porn in the review and he also says C asterisk M for come.

So, uh, he's Donn, don't know what his grammar laws are.

Do you think this is A' common experience?

'I think that this, this review is shady and 'I.

Think that this is not A' common experience.

It might not be uncommon to become kind of addicted to it, but 'I also think, is that

Don't know.

Is it like cigarettes?

Donn?

Don't think so.

The truthful shady for me is like 'I, would rather John speak from

Right,

That's where you lose me,

Yeah, that's true.

Good point.

Good distinction.

The humor 'I mean it's funny, but it's also deeply upsetting and

It's de yeah, 'I mean 'I can't even necessarily give them

The suicide comment just like really pushed it too far for me.

Like, 'I don't like using that as like A' A' joke or using that hyperbolically

Like, 'I don't find this funny.

I'm, I'm like, 'I, I'm mad.

And 'I also just want to open up the space that like 'I think it

Vulnerable because 'I believe that that exists.

But 'I also believe that many women are powerful in their sex work, that they probably have

Right.

Is being abused 'I think that that is like just A'.

Very ignorant statement.

So 'I just wanna also mention that like sex work is not bad.

Sex work is only bad if you are saying that it's bad.

And we were all told that because 'I.

Jenny McCarthy had too much freedom in her being as A' woman, Anna Nicole had too much vibrancy.

And women can't have any power.

They can't have the word I'm saying.

Women can't have any, the Yeah.

Chutzpah like you.

They can't have any

impact

over their own

Yeah, they cannot.

Right, right.

Yeah.

Agree 'I, totally agree.

And the impact ultimately is that this has way more to do with John

Well that's A' beautiful segue before we Crown 'I.

Just wanna tell you that John R has eight reviews on Trustpilot.

So 'I did my due diligence and 'I just looked to see what the reviews were

Okay.

So I'm just gonna scroll through.

So on the same day, May 19th that they wrote this review, they also wrote

Interesting.

The subject is SIMP Central

Okay.

Takes one to no one, sorry.

So then on May 18th, the day before John wrote A' one star review for Hinge.

The subject is hinge, more like swipe binge.

Oh God,

Okay.

The same day, May 18th, John wrote A' one star review for Bumble.

When 'I swipe right, 'I swipe right on everything.

what?

And then same day, John wrote A' one star

Same day.

Yeah, Tinder.

Stop.

Stop it.

Subject is serious relationship question mark, not nah.

What?

And then three more reviews.

They

All same day.

All the same day.

Now we're on May 15th,

So this is A' week later.

Before

A' week

our review was on May 19th, but it did say the date of the experience was May 15th.

Okay.

So also one star review for Ashley Madison.

Wow.

subject is highway robbery,

Wow.

and then the last two May 12th.

John has A' one star review for TikTok.

Subject TikTok, time is ticking.

Oh my God.

their very first review on May 18th, date of experience was May 10th.

Facebook, one star review, subject, beware of porn and graphic content.

Who?

My God,

So John's got stuff going on

John, is maybe in the middle of like A' mental

Something might, something might be sad there.

Someone should maybe go check on John.

Okay, so should we crown?

All right.

So ChelseyBD and 'I each have our own set of zero to five P Crown cards and an effort to

We will simultaneously reveal our P ratings 'I.

The Queens are Tabulating

to school.

Interesting.

Okay.

'I am giving John R zero crowns because 'I think that's what they deserve.

Trey is awarding John with A' half of A' crown, which 'I think is very generous, so 'I will start.

'I don't see any value here.

'I.

Think John needs help.

'I.

This was clearly done in some sort of rampage and I'm A' little bit concerned and 'I can't

'I don't think anything about this is A'.

Review 'I.

Think this is A' personal essay if anything, and for that reason, zero crowns for me.

But Trey decided to be generous with A' Half Crown, and I'm curious why.

Yeah,

Yeah, 'I said Half Crown, similar.

'I.

'I.

Think it is, like this is like an op-ed.

Then also spelling out that rampage of reviews does, it actually does make me think maybe

But if 'I went to this trust pilot page, 'I.

Don't think that John's review would have any impact on my wanting to go to PornHub for porn.

'I don't appreciate using the T word 'I.

Don't appreciate being told that porn is only male and females together.

'cause that's just, you're telling things like there's one true narrative and you're excluding

So 'I said Half Crown.

Oh, John, well, ChelseyBD, should we go over to PornHub?

'I mean maybe.

us on PornHub at the rearview Queens.

All right.

All right, my Queen.

Well, we did it.

We

We made it through.

Huh?

but now here we are at the most regal portion of our show.

So ChelseyBD, who are you inducting today?

Foa.

My Royal line is,

Well, this is very interesting.

As it always says with Trey and 'I, we line up.

So now that 'I am so heated and angry, 'I need to calm down and 'I.

Know that I've already inducted 'I.

Believe the Calm Commercials for the Calm app 'I.

Today 'I wanna induct Elijah Goldstein, who is the person that does the sleep meditation

Elijah has helped me get over my insomnia and so 'I feel like it's only fair that 'I induct.

Elijah Goldstein and their sleep meditations as My Royal Highness.

And I'm gonna quickly just tell us A' little bit about Elijah since they're being inducted.

They have A' PhD and they're also A' renowned author and meditation teacher and the co-founder

And the founder of the Mindful Living Collective, so 'I just might check them out in person.

He's also A' creator of Breakthrough six month online coaching program,

His books include the Mindful Living Card Deck, uncovering Happiness, the Now Effect

Book an M B S R.

Every day he's collaborated with CALM to create three new meditation

Nope, that's not right.

Can you tell where my mind is at?

He's collaborated with CALM to create three new meditation sessions on

Sleep.

So thank you Elijah Goldstein for all that you do.

Maybe I'm gonna check out A' little bit more of what you do since you're here in LA and

You are My.

Royal.

Highness.

'I.

Love that.

It's really interesting 'cause I've never really stopped to think like there are

Which like if it weren't for people like Elijah, like who would be behind these

Yeah.

'I mean 'I.

'I just 'I found them anyway, but then 'I was immediately, 'I felt like reassured that they

They're A' real person.

gotta open the door, let Elijah in

right.

That's right.

Well thank you Elijah, and thank you for opening that up for

We did it that it was another round on the r u A' R Q Ferris Wheel of P.

Of P Hub.

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Believe you've, you're gonna, you're gonna do this

I'm doing it.

It's okay.

We can still do another review for the main show if we decide it's worthy, but 'I.

A'.

Few different Daddy Saddles, dad

For sure.

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This is just one.

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Can't

Okay.

There's room for all the saddles and all the dads, but 'I do think it's kind of

'I was just gonna say 'I Can't believe this is the Porn Hub episode.

'I know.

So

All right, we'll see you on Friday.

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