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Hey Chelsey girl, how's your week going?

oh, my weekend's going good.

It was funny when we were doing that intro, I was having like Mary, Kate and Ashley flashbacks.

Like we'll solve that crime by dinner time.

Remember that we did take a photo like that.

Didn't we?

we?

did actually, um, double, double toil and trouble.

Exactly.

Oh my God.

I used to watch all those movies as a kid.

Did you watch them?

Of course.

well, doc, my week's good.

How's your week.

I'm having a great week and you might be able to tell on my vocal

And so I do feel like I'm a little congested, but thankfully we have some over-the-counter

And otherwise I'm slugging through and, Um,

yeah, life is really good and I'm really happy to be here.

Yeah.

I feel like this podcast brought to you by, Zyrtec or, you know what I mean?

Yeah, no, no question about that.

Well, all right.

So why don't we jump into some complaints, Chelsey, is there anything that's

Lodge A Complaint.

about.

Of course trey.

I don't know if we talked about this.

I don't really care if we did.

I don't understand why the group text function

Oh, God.

doesn't have a BCC.

You know, it's twenty, twenty two.

We've had iPhones.

I iMessage for a while.

I have to update my phone all the time.

Right.

All kinds of things.

I just updated my phone recently cause the new iPhone came out.

So now it's self-destructing as they do.

And I don't understand, this seems like a very basic feature.

Why is there no BCC on iMessage?

I had a friend that I love very much who invited me to support him in an

And I will, and he texted, I don't know, 60 of us.

Okay.

And I get it because at this point, maybe we don't all have everybody's email and maybe it was just

And he did respectfully say in the message, like this is a mass text, please don't respond here.

Like, if you have any questions, any whatever messaged me directly, this

Get this information.

So I don't even blame him, but inevitably, even if people are just like Harding it,

You know what I mean?

I'm so angry.

I can't even, you know how I feel about textual communication group text I can't, but I've

That would be really smart because sometimes people are more private about

But yeah, I hear you.

That's a great complaint.

You know, please never group text me, but if you are going to just, don't

Just don't, you know?

Alright.

Complaint lodged.

How about you?

Trey lay it on.

So I sort of have a similar vein here about other people's

And this has become more prevalent probably since moving out of the

But I really, really hate it when people.

Get to the register and they don't know what they want to order, or they aren't ready with

Why haven't you been using that time to prep?

Yes.

if you're going to go to like shake shack, you're not going to get a certain lasagna.

You're going to get something that shake shack offers.

You probably already have some sort of idea of what it is you'll be ordering.

So why do you then have to be like, Hmm, what is it that I want also, like, if you're at

Why are you like asking questions?

It pains me, especially at a coffee shop.

That's why I love mobile ordering, but like, if you don't know what your order

It's just very inconsiderate.

I understand there's a delicate balance between being patient and letting people live their

When it's your turn.

That's all.

I really, it really bugs me.

Uh, I come lately completely hear you.

Interestingly, I'm of two minds about this

knew you would be.

here.

Well, here's where I am.

I am 1000% with you on like the stop clogging up the chain.

There is no reason to clog.

I am in there.

I know my order like that is it.

And then we're out and let's get the next person.

The second way, I will just empathize with people, especially with New York city is I

Cause they clearly ordered.

Every single day.

And I had never been there before and there's someone behind me going like, come on, I ready.

And I was just like, oh, I don't know what I'm doing, but I gotta be honest.

It took me like about two weeks and then I was the c'mon already lady.

So I get it.

No.

I recognize that, especially if there is a very specific menu with tons of tweaks

That is very intimidating.

I recognize that.

but other than that, I gray, like let's get on with it.

Well, at least be like aware that other people are waiting, especially when it.

comes to like Starbucks.

Most Americans understand Starbucks at this point.

We've had it long enough.

You don't need to hem and haw.

Okay.

Completely agree.

Good complaint.

Trey.

And also it reminds me of when I complained about, or maybe

Oh my God, elevator or the escalator escalator.

there's a compromise about the escalator.

If you're going to like take us in moment to not walk, move to the right

You know, it's like maybe take a little time to look at the menu before you get in the

All right.

Well, I appreciate this opportunity to get that off my chest.

It is.

Part of the liveness that lives inside of me.

So, you know, I feel some levity now.

So why Chelsey?

Why don't we get into some other people's live witness?

Are you ready to jump into some online Review!?

Oh my God.

I would love that.

As you know, we are your trusty Review!

Queens.

We each bring in our view from the internet that we feel needs to be inspected.

We read you the Review!, we break it down and then we rate the impact of the

It is a very Regal process that we call.

Assess That Kvetch

And today, Chelsey, you're first,

it's an honor.

take it away.

RQ-C.

Review That Review.

So today I have a TripAdvisor review of Niagara falls where I've never been.

It is a one dot Review!

written by K G B B Y guy.

Okay.

agree on something for the.

KGBBY GUY.

KGBBYGUY

KGB.

Oh, cage.

The KGB is not like

there's two BS,

KGBBYGUY,

KGBBYGUY.

Okay.

KGBBYGUY.

Got it.

All right.

So this is KGBBYGUYs one dot review of Niagara Falls.

Title, a natural wonder destroyed by development and greed.

Oh,

Obviously the Falls themselves are gorgeous and would leave anybody awestruck.

But I honestly don't think it's worth visiting unless you are already passing through.

Why?

Because human development has encroached right up to the falls edge on both sides of the river.

There is no sense of nature, no respect for the local ecosystem.

There are tacky casinos, observation towers, and crummy chain store restaurants within

Now I'm not against people making a penny.

And I wouldn't mind if all of these attractions were in a nearby town, but couldn't, they have

Could you imagine stumbling onto the falls after traveling a wooded path?

With a deer and chipmunks scurrying about!

You hear the rumbling as you near, and then through a natural clearing: BAM!

The most massive movement of water on earth!

But Nope, you park in a lot.

Walk 30 feet, take some damn selfies and then go eat a cheeseburger at the Hard Rock Cafe.

This place is utterly indescribably depressing.

Wow.

Yeah.

I learned a lot in this Review!.

I feel emotionally stirred by this review by KGBbyguy, you know, at first

Like, of course they're going to like surround the area with tourism shops, but

And so it is interesting if like the view.

It's like, you're picking up like a hard rock cafe in the background.

Like it's absurd.

It's like not obstructing, but it's encroaching on this awe inspiring view.

1000%.

And I just want to say for reference, this was written it's.

Oh, interesting.

Okay.

So they went, I'm sorry, I didn't read this part of the Review!

cause I thought it was the date.

So, so they went to Niagara falls, January, 2019.

They wrote this Review!

September 14th, 2019.

So eight months later, but they're owning up to it at the top.

You know, they're like, it took me eight months to come down from the depression of

I really liked this Review!

and I really like KGBBYGUY.

I even liked the little moment of like, imagine, you know, because I think it's true.

Like I've never been to Niagara falls, but it is definitely on the bucket list.

Like I'd like to go.

And I think by reading this Review!

I feel like I can prepare myself.

What do you think about the tacky casinos?

it's funny.

I wrote that down actually, because I love casinos?

Yeah, here,

yeah.

I mean, I don't know.

I, I also, you mentioned like, I w the experience of imagining myself as a chipmunk and just

I recognize the point here.

And I there's a lot of value because I do think that just simply reading KGBBYGUY's.

Review!

now have a new framework with which will ever experience Niagara falls.

So I am appreciative of that, but I also recognize there's nothing to be done about it.

So there's no point in being depressed about it because you can't change it.

Yeah, I guess so, but like, don't you think that if you read that,

maybe I would look and see, is there another way to see this?

Because I do think there is something very significant about seeing something that

You know, anything that is in a natural wonder that is going to remind me of, of,

Well, I've had friends that went to Egypt to see the pyramids.

And they were saying like, just underneath the Sphinx as like a pizza hut.

Stop.

like, you can only do so much with a horizon.

You know what I mean?

Like if you're looking like you can't, how far out are you going to block buildings?

do we have to build a hard rock cafe and these casinos right up there saying, and

Yeah, which is unfortunate.

I mean, I think there's nothing to be done, which is my point, but I recognize the value

Exactly.

Like, it's not, I'm not going to change Niagara falls, but like, for me, when I

I can really manage my expectations now because I, I would never have expected

But we are both like taken with KGBBYGUY as being truthful.

I mean, we're really both receiving this as true.

I am receiving.

I do immediately.

I don't know why.

Trust, KGB, bigeye spelling.

Very good.

Really solid.

Clearly did a pass takes reviewing seriously?

And then the humor here, like I do think like I'm depressed

think they're like leaning into being a little comic.

Yeah, I, I think they gave us a little flavor.

Yeah.

I don't think it's a new slapping humor.

Like they're going to be on a comedy central special anytime soon, but like, I get the point.

Do you think this is common?

Do you think people commonly are having this thought?

I think so.

Wait, does it say where KGBBYGUY is from?

near there picture.

And interestingly enough, I'm just realizing, it says

So I guess this is the only Review!

that they've written.

And it's like them eight months to write it.

Well, I, I, like I said, I think they were in a depression for awhile.

And then they said, I got to let the people now, because I would imagine, and again, I'm

So maybe they were like, I don't think that this was something that I read about and I want

I mean the only like devil's advocate here is like, does it seem as

And they're trying to like,

foul the name of Niagara falls.

I don't think so.

no, I think like if we were in a court of law, I would say

Anything else we should consider before crowning KGBBYGUY?

I, I like

I'm

Yeah, let's do

me.

Chill.

Let's do it.

All right.

So Chelsey and I each have Our own set of zero to five crown cards and an effort

We will simultaneously reveal our.

The Queens are Tabulating.

Oh wow.

Okay.

Queens are unanimous four and a half crowns, four and a half crowns.

Why four and a half from you?

I guess I kind of wanted to be generous and make it a five, but I took

I do think that the experience of being there actually will live inside of me.

And if I ever go to Niagara falls, this will flash in my memory.

So that's pretty amazing, but I don't think that the humor level was so outrageous.

Like Nayar will always live with me more front of mind.

sure.

But I love KGBBYGUY.

I'm a little afraid that they're part of like Russian Soviet union situation.

But I think that they really add a lot of value to the expectation framework for going here.

And I mean, I think that's pretty queenly.

What about you Why did you say four and a half?

I mean, you literally took the words right out of my mouth.

Ditto.

I agree with everything.

Just couldn't give the full five crown Review Queen because there are, yeah,

And that was really the only reason why I didn't make RGB by guy of Review Queen.

But other than that, like really solid Review!.

I think you said RGB, Ruth Bader.

Ah, I didn't mean RGB, although rip RGB.

Uh, LOL R O F L E T T Y

There's a lot of letters, guys.

It is a hard to remember these names when they're just random letters, but, sorry.

Well, why don't we do some more letters and BRS.

Good.

I DIA, oh, I don't know if there's an abbreviation for that.

Yes, let's.

Let's be RB.

All right, we'll come back and we'll get into my Review!

after this quick break Tata for now.

Hold your crown.

We'll be right back.

And it's One-Star-Zinger time.

All right, Chelsey, let's get ready to take a quick spin on the Meryl-Go-Round.

' VOICEOVER: I don't feel like an icon.

that's with an a.

All right, Trey and I have each picked a rotten scathing, pithy One-Star-Zinger

Just like queen Meryl Streep, who does it all.

before the clock runs out.

Okay.

Trey.

Where is your One-Star-Zinger from today?

Okay.

Today I have a One-Star-Zinger from Petco.com and this is for Greenies

Count of 60.

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

And this was written, um, three years ago by BrittanyF89BE.

This is a One-Star-Zinger and the Review is, I think this product gave my

Oh,

so sad.

I hate that.

I don't like Greenies is sorry, Greenies.

but what an assumption, right?

I did hear that.

Not that this is super important, but I did hear they changed the recipe.

Oh, well, that's interesting.

All right.

So what am I strapped in on

All right.

Let's, let's strap you in on a toothbrush, you know, because green knees are,

Perfect.

Okay.

Can I be a electronic?

One,

1000%.

give me those vibrations.

All right.

I'm ready.

All right, let's do it.

Three, Two, One, GO!.

Pop star,

think that's product gay, my Husky kidney issues, angry at Titus.

Southern

think that's product eight.

My Husky kidney.

Is she using pancreatitis?

adult.

Alright.

Product Husky kidney issues at pancreas.

news

try to get my Husky kidney issues and pancreatitis.

WWE.

wow.

That hurt.

don't

I'm having postnasal drip in that hurt.

I tried to begin man and adult film cause I always try to be a

Yeah, listen, I really liked the variance of, of those reads.

Thank you

that is five Trey.

Good job.

you.

All right.

What is your zinger?

All right.

So, you know, I have a whole arsenal of like gag gifts cause that's my fav.

So, so this is from my gag gift inventory.

It is a one-star Amazon review for bacon band-aids.

Oh my God.

not very kosher.

Not kosher at all though.

No pigs were harmed in the making of these bandaids.

This Review!

is written by HarrietEM.

The subject is received wrong item

Oh, no,

and the Review is received a hat, but no band-aids would like a refund.

that's really off.

I know.

All right.

Well then in that case, I'm going to strap you in to a Kappa or is it a, kepi a kepi

Wait, no, I hit my.

a keep, keep it for your copy.

Keepa for your cafe.

So a, on a little

I'm I'm protected by my Keepa.

Alright, here we go.

Let's do it.

Two,.

Breaking news,

Received a hat, but know band-aids would like a refund received

Well, say hi, but no is my man would like a refund

announcer

Reseda had, but no, band-aids

received a hat, but no band-aids would like a refund.

five.

Why do we keep tying?

a tie.

I dunno.

We're just in sync.

What can we say?

I just tried to sing an *NSYNC song and I couldn't think of one.

Bye Bye Bye.

We really are *NSYNC.

Wow.

Yeah.

Review That Review.

All right.

We are back from that rousing game break and it is your turn.

Trey, where is your Review!

from this week?

I have a one star review from amazon.com written by Mrs.

Scoobers S C O O B E R S.

And this is for.

Mrs.

Scoobers

The original Slinky brand giant metal Slinky kids spring toy,

Um, did you have one of those?

of course.

Me too.

I definitely bent the crap out of it though.

Um,

Well, all right, here we go.

Sorry, before we start, do we think that Mrs.

Scoobers is a teacher?

I don't think I usually see Mrs.

Mrs.

Scoobers can you spell it?

I just did.

Oh, sorry.

I was writing.

Oh, S C O O B E R S

And I think your question might be

Okay.

Yes.

Okay.

Can't wait.

Okay.

So here we go.

This is Mr.

Scoobers one-star review for the original Slinky.

The subject is believe the bad reviews,

Okay.

and this is a verified purchase written and February of 2017.

Okay.

I didn't believe all the other reviews that this Slinky is, caps, NOT the

Well, it's NOT!

It appears that the Poof Slinky brand, which originated in the great state of Pennsylvania

The original Slinky, according to Wikipedia had 98 coils.

This Slinky has 87 coils.

It is not long enough to climb downstairs, which was the express purpose

While, to Alex Products's credit, this product is still made in the USA!

Alex should return to the original design, or there will be a whole generation

After receiving this item, I contacted Alex Products and they sent me this reply.

Quote.

dot dot dot.

I would like to clarify.

The original Slinky design is from 1945 and is still being made in Hollidaysburg, Pennsylvania on

Poof Products acquired James Industry in 1988.

Over the years, only two changes have occurred to the original Slinky.

End clamps have been added for safety and the length has been

Length did not change the walking ability.

The diameter has never changed.

Alex Brands is following the same guidelines as Poof Products.

Now poof Slinky LLC.

Below is what you need to make the Slinky walk.

Steps can not have carpet on them and they have to be seven and

A ramp can be used four inches long and 10 inches high.

After checking with our factory, all Slinkies walk down several stairs into their boxes off the line.

End quote.

First of all, my steps are not particularly deep and they measure eight and a half inches.

But the Slinky I purchased when my daughter was little, parentheses, probably 15 years ago,

And I DO believe that reducing the number of coils has changed the ability to go down stairs.

A greater number of coils allows the Slinky to stretch longer.

But, whatever.

Dot dot dot.

Alex Products told me to return the product directly to Amazon.

So.

I guess I will.

140 people found this helpful

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

Okay.

what in the world?

It's like a science, like report?!

Yeah, I was going to say, so I definitely think that Mrs.

Scoobers is a teacher based on the amount of analysis that was done though.

I do think it's interesting that apparently they miscalculated from 83 to 87, unless Alex is wrong.

Well, that's my question.

How do you determine a coil?

just hold from one point and then like the neck, when you reach it in a

think.

I would think so also, like how do they know that the original was 98?

Do they still have the original Slinky?

And like, it doesn't sound like that's published knowledge.

That sounds like, like, like we were saying that scientific data, because in the email

in the email response, they say it went from 96 to 83, but Mrs.

Scooper says I went from 98 to 87.

So somehow both parties are measuring differently.

I was wondering if you would count the first and last coil, cause

So maybe Alex isn't counting those two.

Cause that would account for the difference,

does that half actually denote where it starts and that's your 1, 2, 3 point,

Yeah.

I don't know

or is it a half?

And you add the beginning of the

it's half and a half and then it's a one, cause it's two halves.

Also, I would imagine the end caps would help make it walk.

Also, I feel like all of my metal ones got bent and feel like There was a huge push

There was!

Those rainbow ones and stuff.

Yeah.

Yeah.

This is funny to me.

I want to applaud Mrs.

Scoobers on all the research that they did.

I- very detailed.

They did hit on the nostalgia of the product, which I think was.

I think it was an interesting choice to copy and paste the entire exchange with Alex Toy Company.

This is a one-star review?

Hmm.

It was very informative.

Like it was interesting.

I feel like I learned a lot of things in that email alone.

Like this Review!

is so much more than a one-star review.

It's like, I've, I've like probably paid for tours that gave me less, less

I know that they're still using the same machinery since what was, was, uh, 1945 that, uh, the

You know, all of these, this interesting data.

I mean, it does feel to me like a blog rather than a Review!.

I I'm glad that Mrs.

Scoobers said Mrs.

Scoobers.

Cause I feel like I just went to school, what I was wondering, and I don't really

And I agree, like I did have fun with this toy as a kid, but I wonder like if I had

Scoobers, who's attributing that, but kids today, aren't going to be like, I can't wait to like, put

Well, that is a really Rick question because it kind of makes me think,

We would try to like, do that with cracker jacks or whatever.

Like, and it just never was interesting.

Like I was like, wait, I have to pick these up before it bounces the

But the Slinky was, interesting to me, but Yeah,

I imagine if I gave this to my nephew, he'd be like, uh, okay, can I watch paw patrol?

Yeah.

Is this gonna, is this a drone?

Is it going to fly?

Like, what is it?

What is that?

Yeah, so I did wonder, like, I think that there is with.

Uh, doubt, you know, a lot of emotional history that's coming from the passion of this Review!

and the extreme due diligence that was done to, you know, express.

No, this is not the same product that you had when you were.

It's also interesting because ultimately the company.

Like Mrs.

Scoobers purchased this from Amazon then reached out to the company.

The company said just to return It directly, if it's not working.

Cause like, these are all of our details and then Mrs.

Scoobers returned it.

So ultimately nostalgia aside, 15 years ago, it worked on the eight inch steps and now it's not.

And somehow.

Mrs.

Scoobers is counting coils less than so, you know, also I loved playing with Slinkies

Like there was enjoyment for the Slinky for me, other than going down steps, you

I don't know like Mrs.

Scoobers strategy, but I wonder if you kind of got it going.

I wondered about the below comment

...blow?!

Below is what you need.

Oh below.

I thought you said blow, but Mrs.

Scoobers is, you know, they're saying it has to be seven to five eighths to eight inches.

And Mrs.

Cooper says there's this eight and a half, but it worked 15 years ago.

So it seems like Mrs.

Scoobers is saying your two point steps are not accurate, so you're lying.

So.

I mean yes, but regardless of whether or not it worked before, and

She is outside of the range of what Alex is presenting.

it's like if it did work before, it's almost like it was a fluke.

If the product isn't designed to work for that kind of step.

So it's like, yeah, maybe.

This product worked for your steps because it was a little bit longer.

And like, that was enough to sort of put it the edge, which I understand is the entire point.

But, and again, I don't know if this is written anywhere on the box about this measurement,

Scoobers' steps and they gave a range that was, you know, outside of it.

It's interesting to me because I do wonder because they have the dimensions,

It must be because like we were saying, other people are buying this

And there is that moment.

When you think about the Slinky, that of course you think about it going down the stairs, even if

Like that's like the, that's the image on the box.

exactly.

So like I get it.

I would venture to say that this is the most valuable Review!

I've ever read.

Wow, trey.

That is quite a statement

Well, Mrs.

Scoobers like goes into like outrageous research paper detail.

she does, but do we think it's like a bit much

Well that I am curious about the Karen-dar here, because

Like I do believe Mrs.

Scooper is based on the amount of effort and due diligence here.

spelling and grammar is totally fine.

I don't think there's a single issue.

Beautifully punctuated and formatted.

I don't think it's humorous, but, in the experience here it's like, well, I don't

Like why are Mrs.

Scooper steps eight and a half?

But this product is made for seven to five, eight to eight.

Like, like now I'm

well, D and she also said that her steps were carpet.

Did she say that or

No, but they say it won't work on steps, but I had carpeted

I was going to say I had carpeted steps and I did it.

And you know what, to be honest, I don't think it really worked all the way down

All right.

That's why I'm codependent today.

It's because of the Slinky.

Right.

You just need someone to push you along.

All right.

Did we consider everything?

I feel like I might be ready to crown,

I think so too.

Mrs.

Goober.

...scoobers,

scoober Jesus.

What is wrong with me, Mrs.

Scoober.

I'm so sorry, Mrs.

Gilbert.

Don't send me to the principal office.

I know your name.

You're not going to get a hall pass to go to recess.

All right.

Let's rate and review this.

Let's do

Okay.

The Queens are Tabulating.

Total Score.

Oh, interesting.

I was not expecting that.

So Trey is holding up three and a half crowns and I'm holding up four crowns.

Based on what you said about this being the most informative Review!

you've ever read.

I was starting to think maybe you were going to make Mrs.

Scoobers a Review Queen.

I'm shocked.

Trey.

I did four crowns because.

Really, and this happens a lot.

You, you kind of convinced me because of the, all of the information that is involved here.

And at the end of the day, when we're assessing these reviews, it was very readable.

I learned a lot.

There was a lot of information there.

Again, similar to Niagara falls.

My expectations are clear.

I think that they did a good job.

And for that reason, I wanted to award Mrs.

Scoobers accordingly and give her four crowns.

Why did you end up going with three and a half?

No, I hear you.

And I know I kind of pulled the rug there, but I think that there, this is full of the most value

But I gave it middle of the road because ultimately I think we're overthinking a Slinky.

It's a toy!

Like, and like, who cares?

Like kids aren't going to want the Slinky anyway.

So ultimately I don't think it's going to have that much of an impact, except now I'm sort of

So that's why I gave at three and a half, because I feel like it's a Slinky, like and Slinkies

I don't know.

But it's like, we're not building a battleship for war.

It's like, this is a little toy to like entertain.

It's not that deep.

So I said three and a half.

I hear you.

I think that I would be because there were so many people that liked it as

Yeah.

Right.

It makes me think that Mrs.

Scoobers is not the only one that is as passionate, right?

It makes sense.

It does make sense.

And I appreciate the Review!, but I think I'm going to forget it in a couple of days.

Fair enough.

All right.

Mrs.

Scoobers.

Thanks for taking us to class.

We

Thank you.

All right.

My queen, We have reached the most Regal portion of our show Chelsey.

Who are you inducting today for?

My Royal Highness!

Thank you for asking Trey.

So today I want to induct GPS.

Okay.

Now any of my friends who are listening to the show will know that I have

And that is like the understatement of the century.

And my life really changed with GPS.

I don't understand.

Anybody lived a life where they had to use a map while they were driving.

If you have a copilot, it's one thing.

But if you're driving by yourself, how can you be expected to do that?

Or remember when we used to print.

MapQuest.

it before you would get into your car or, you know, even when I was going

So like had to memorize the route.

And if I would divert in any way from that route that I had memorized, I was in serious trouble.

Like it was really, really bad.

I've ended up in some insane situations because I took a wrong turn somewhere in Philadelphia.

So like, I don't know what I personally would do without GPS.

I'm a Google maps girl, but I want to give this Royal Highness to all the

And I also think there's a safety protection thing there.

Like I'm sure it's, you know, gotten people out of maybe a dangerous situation or like, If there's

It recalculates.

You know, I think it's probably responsible for saving some lives as well.

So for that reason, happy to induct GPS as My Royal Highness

Definitely.

I definitely have some stories about GPS for our After show episode,

and we, I can't wait.

but yes, I agree.

My dad was a traveling salesman for the majority of my life he.

Always had one of those giant map books.

That's sat in the pocket behind the driver's seat with a pencil, like permanently inside of it.

And he would map out with a pencil, like which exits and stuff.

Like I still that's like balancing a checkbook, math to me.

I have No, idea how that works, but definitely wonderful.

Thank you GPS, wow.

What would I do?

Certainly.

What would we do without you?

I don't even

It's kind of like phone numbers.

Like I don't even have the ability to remember a phone number anymore because my phone does it

Yeah.

That's crazy.

Baby, it's time for some Royal Reviews!

YES!

Clearly, any Review!

that we receive is a Royal Review!.

But today we're going to read a five star Royal Review!

from JoSaWright on Apple Podcasts.

JoSaWright writes, fun and smart dash, check it out.

This is a great podcast for people who love fun internet fines, positive comedy,

Chelsey and Trey work hard to find unique online reviews and they dissect them

Definitely worth checking out.

oh, my God.

wow.

I'm not crying.

Are you crying?

I'm crying.

not crying.

crying?

JoSaWright.

Thank you for writing that.

Sweet Review!

and, and thank you for, for, um, finding the poignancy heart and humor of our show.

Wow.

And a little, um, peek behind the curtain.

I do know who JoSaWright is and they are a writer on the wildly successful podcast, Even The Rich.

So if you listened to Even The Rich, check it out, it's an amazing

Thank you, for

Thank you, JoSa.

And I'm going to check out Even The Rich, because I haven't listened

Oh, yeah.

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Thank you, Josa.

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I don't know why, but it really does help the algorithm.

So if you love us, please write us a review.

Okay, queen.

Here we are.

We're at the end.

We've done it.

That's another round on the RU A RQ Ferris wheel Slinky Niagara.

Oh my God.

Imagine a Slinky going down.

Niagara falls.

I don't think it would make it.

I think it would be.

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