1 00:00:00,730 --> 00:00:02,030 Big dog, ooh. 2 00:00:02,370 --> 00:00:03,550 Big doggo. 3 00:00:04,210 --> 00:00:05,070 Oof. 4 00:00:06,930 --> 00:00:08,270 Big dog, oof. 5 00:00:18,130 --> 00:00:19,246 Welcome in, everybody. 6 00:00:19,348 --> 00:00:21,642 It's the craft beer republic. 7 00:00:21,706 --> 00:00:22,714 Thanks for drinking. 8 00:00:22,842 --> 00:00:24,330 Thanks for joining. 9 00:00:24,490 --> 00:00:29,714 I am being joined, as always, by the best protein intaker in the midwest. 10 00:00:29,762 --> 00:00:30,866 And that's sexy flex. 11 00:00:30,898 --> 00:00:31,702 What's up, big guy? 12 00:00:31,756 --> 00:00:32,406 Hey. 13 00:00:32,588 --> 00:00:34,754 I know it's not a sports show, Greg. 14 00:00:34,882 --> 00:00:35,430 Not yet. 15 00:00:35,500 --> 00:00:37,158 And we haven't talked about it. 16 00:00:37,324 --> 00:00:37,826 Showy. 17 00:00:37,858 --> 00:00:38,918 Otani for the. 18 00:00:39,004 --> 00:00:40,220 Yeah, yeah. 19 00:00:40,910 --> 00:00:42,330 Baseball's ruined. 20 00:00:42,750 --> 00:00:43,210 Fine. 21 00:00:43,280 --> 00:00:43,846 Not a sport. 22 00:00:43,878 --> 00:00:44,458 Take it. 23 00:00:44,544 --> 00:00:45,578 Not a sports show. 24 00:00:45,664 --> 00:00:46,390 Not a sport. 25 00:00:46,470 --> 00:00:46,954 You know what? 26 00:00:46,992 --> 00:00:48,214 We are fucking geniuses. 27 00:00:48,262 --> 00:00:49,130 Not a sports show. 28 00:00:49,200 --> 00:00:53,258 But all that deferred payment should be illegal. 29 00:00:53,354 --> 00:00:54,714 Should be illegal. 30 00:00:54,762 --> 00:00:56,078 Tyler glass now. 31 00:00:56,244 --> 00:00:57,840 But not a sports show. 32 00:00:58,690 --> 00:00:59,706 Should be illegal. 33 00:00:59,818 --> 00:01:01,200 Let's see what else happens. 34 00:01:01,810 --> 00:01:08,526 And joining us from the east coast, and she's got the healthiest gut in all of North 35 00:01:08,558 --> 00:01:09,102 America. 36 00:01:09,166 --> 00:01:10,690 And that, of course, is beer girl. 37 00:01:10,760 --> 00:01:11,940 Mel, what's happening? 38 00:01:12,870 --> 00:01:13,730 Nothing much. 39 00:01:13,800 --> 00:01:16,606 But that's not the only thing that's healthy over here, Greg. 40 00:01:16,718 --> 00:01:17,102 Whoa. 41 00:01:17,166 --> 00:01:22,390 A lot of healthy things, especially this beer that I'm about to get into, so. 42 00:01:22,540 --> 00:01:23,202 Shit. 43 00:01:23,346 --> 00:01:25,174 Way to turn us back into a beer show. 44 00:01:25,212 --> 00:01:26,182 Good know. 45 00:01:26,236 --> 00:01:27,960 Oh, that's what we're doing here. 46 00:01:28,650 --> 00:01:29,990 Every now and then we forget. 47 00:01:30,070 --> 00:01:31,206 Yeah, it's a different podcast. 48 00:01:31,238 --> 00:01:32,426 Have fantasies of. 49 00:01:32,528 --> 00:01:37,020 Yeah, we'll get fantasies of, like, sports and beer and wrestling shows. 50 00:01:37,550 --> 00:01:40,410 Hopefully we got some end of the year lists. 51 00:01:40,750 --> 00:01:41,706 Got a list? 52 00:01:41,808 --> 00:01:42,554 Yeah. 53 00:01:42,752 --> 00:01:44,714 This is about the time they start dropping. 54 00:01:44,762 --> 00:01:46,638 So I threw a list in there. 55 00:01:46,724 --> 00:01:49,040 Because I believe this is our New Year's show. 56 00:01:49,890 --> 00:01:52,154 Yeah, this is December 27. 57 00:01:52,202 --> 00:01:55,174 We just, in theory, celebrated Christmas. 58 00:01:55,242 --> 00:01:59,486 I'm sure we all ate a lot of food and Mel ate a lot of pasta. 59 00:01:59,678 --> 00:02:02,206 Pasta course and then dinner. 60 00:02:02,398 --> 00:02:05,522 Right, because that's how they do it, probably. 61 00:02:05,576 --> 00:02:06,770 Tommy Cutlets was over. 62 00:02:06,840 --> 00:02:08,100 Not a sports show. 63 00:02:09,030 --> 00:02:11,454 His agent is making it big right now. 64 00:02:11,592 --> 00:02:12,134 Can you. 65 00:02:12,172 --> 00:02:16,214 Even with all of these videos and all looks, fake interviews, there's no way. 66 00:02:16,252 --> 00:02:18,214 That guy walks around like that. 67 00:02:18,412 --> 00:02:20,266 Did you listen to him at all? 68 00:02:20,288 --> 00:02:21,462 He's from Boston. 69 00:02:21,526 --> 00:02:25,286 He actually is a really good guy if you go to hardcore Italians. 70 00:02:25,398 --> 00:02:30,860 I just saw that he had, like, an actual certificate of being, like, some. 71 00:02:33,390 --> 00:02:34,766 Certified agent. 72 00:02:34,948 --> 00:02:36,490 That's so fucking funny. 73 00:02:36,570 --> 00:02:37,342 Good Times. 74 00:02:37,476 --> 00:02:38,574 Not a sports show. 75 00:02:38,692 --> 00:02:39,886 Oh, not a sports show. 76 00:02:39,988 --> 00:02:40,640 Sorry. 77 00:02:41,250 --> 00:02:44,720 I was about to hit the sports song that we don't have, maybe. 78 00:02:45,730 --> 00:02:47,978 I think we need to leave it hydrated. 79 00:02:48,154 --> 00:02:48,802 You know what? 80 00:02:48,856 --> 00:02:49,598 Hydrated. 81 00:02:49,694 --> 00:02:51,374 Do you mind if I hydrate? 82 00:02:51,422 --> 00:02:52,114 You know, I'm cool. 83 00:02:52,152 --> 00:02:53,490 That's what I'm looking forward to. 84 00:02:53,560 --> 00:02:54,322 All right, here we go. 85 00:02:54,376 --> 00:02:55,442 I want to know what you're drinking. 86 00:02:55,506 --> 00:02:56,870 I'm fucking thirsty. 87 00:02:58,250 --> 00:02:59,560 Not a sports show. 88 00:03:00,650 --> 00:03:01,590 Balls. 89 00:03:04,570 --> 00:03:06,070 Out of my beer. 90 00:03:08,650 --> 00:03:09,430 Whoa. 91 00:03:12,490 --> 00:03:13,240 What? 92 00:03:14,810 --> 00:03:16,454 I'm loving my whoa. 93 00:03:16,502 --> 00:03:16,774 Beat. 94 00:03:16,822 --> 00:03:17,766 Mel's beat. 95 00:03:17,878 --> 00:03:19,878 Mel's dropping the beat. 96 00:03:20,054 --> 00:03:21,434 Look, it's the new year. 97 00:03:21,552 --> 00:03:22,422 New beer. 98 00:03:22,486 --> 00:03:24,222 I wanted to start things off. 99 00:03:24,356 --> 00:03:25,758 Well, I guess it's not quite the new year. 100 00:03:25,764 --> 00:03:26,878 We're like four days away. 101 00:03:26,964 --> 00:03:32,590 Start things off going in a different direction, so I went sour. 102 00:03:33,670 --> 00:03:34,420 Yeah. 103 00:03:34,870 --> 00:03:41,618 I talk about all the time how Russian river has fine ipas, but even better barrel program. 104 00:03:41,704 --> 00:03:42,980 You do say that. 105 00:03:43,670 --> 00:03:44,658 I'm here to prove it. 106 00:03:44,664 --> 00:03:48,178 So I'm drinking russian river brewing's propitation. 107 00:03:48,354 --> 00:03:50,002 It's a barrel aged sour. 108 00:03:50,066 --> 00:03:55,874 Porter says it was born from one of the six components of the tornado 25th anniversary 109 00:03:55,922 --> 00:03:56,322 beer. 110 00:03:56,386 --> 00:04:02,038 It was aged in used wine barrels for twelve months before being removed and carbonated. 111 00:04:02,134 --> 00:04:07,782 The beer is dry and light in body, but full of rich chocolate and coffee notes with a mild 112 00:04:07,846 --> 00:04:09,466 sour and tart finish. 113 00:04:09,648 --> 00:04:10,970 It is 6%. 114 00:04:11,040 --> 00:04:11,914 Let me click over here. 115 00:04:11,952 --> 00:04:14,426 It has a three nine seven on untapped. 116 00:04:14,538 --> 00:04:19,354 You uncouth heathens that reviewed this beer, it was bottled. 117 00:04:19,402 --> 00:04:20,362 Guys, they're the worst. 118 00:04:20,426 --> 00:04:21,486 They don't know what they're fucking talking about. 119 00:04:21,508 --> 00:04:23,854 It's bottled in June of 2021. 120 00:04:23,892 --> 00:04:26,178 So this thing has some age on it. 121 00:04:26,264 --> 00:04:32,500 It is a chance to rest and get comfortable just so I can pee it out in a few minutes. 122 00:04:33,670 --> 00:04:36,130 Definitely the way to bring in the new year. 123 00:04:36,280 --> 00:04:42,066 Yes, on the schnaz, very much that, like, soury smell. 124 00:04:42,098 --> 00:04:42,786 We say flex. 125 00:04:42,818 --> 00:04:44,722 I thought all the time it's a sour smell. 126 00:04:44,786 --> 00:04:45,974 What do you call that? 127 00:04:46,092 --> 00:04:46,662 I don't know. 128 00:04:46,716 --> 00:04:50,034 It smells like something that has been soured. 129 00:04:50,162 --> 00:04:51,750 Fermented fruit. 130 00:04:52,170 --> 00:04:54,466 A wild fermentation smell. 131 00:04:54,658 --> 00:04:56,722 Smell like any one particular fruit. 132 00:04:56,786 --> 00:04:57,794 It's like a sour smell. 133 00:04:57,842 --> 00:04:58,150 Exactly. 134 00:04:58,220 --> 00:04:59,074 Smells like a sour. 135 00:04:59,122 --> 00:04:59,720 Yeah. 136 00:05:00,050 --> 00:05:01,662 There's got to be, like, a scientific word. 137 00:05:01,716 --> 00:05:02,126 You know what? 138 00:05:02,148 --> 00:05:03,214 Even if there is, fuck it. 139 00:05:03,252 --> 00:05:04,170 Throw it out the window. 140 00:05:04,250 --> 00:05:05,370 It smells like sour. 141 00:05:05,450 --> 00:05:06,186 Smells like sour. 142 00:05:06,218 --> 00:05:07,854 Everybody knows what the fuck we're talking about. 143 00:05:07,972 --> 00:05:09,166 Such a dark color. 144 00:05:09,268 --> 00:05:11,114 Yeah, it was a porter originally. 145 00:05:11,242 --> 00:05:12,890 Yeah, on the tongue jobber. 146 00:05:12,970 --> 00:05:13,942 Definitely tart. 147 00:05:14,026 --> 00:05:17,390 You get that wild fermented tartness. 148 00:05:17,550 --> 00:05:22,190 It doesn't taste like Berlin or tastes like a wild fermented beer. 149 00:05:22,270 --> 00:05:26,094 As it settles on the tongue, you get a hint of that porter, a hint of that chocolate. 150 00:05:26,142 --> 00:05:27,054 It's really kind of weird. 151 00:05:27,102 --> 00:05:28,242 It's, like, sour up front. 152 00:05:28,296 --> 00:05:30,102 A little warm on the finish. 153 00:05:30,236 --> 00:05:31,346 That's bizarre. 154 00:05:31,458 --> 00:05:33,654 Yeah, and I like it, man, this is so good. 155 00:05:33,692 --> 00:05:34,966 Like, they're say it all the time. 156 00:05:34,988 --> 00:05:36,994 Their sour program is fucking fantastic. 157 00:05:37,042 --> 00:05:41,042 They're legit wild fermented, barrel aged sours. 158 00:05:41,106 --> 00:05:42,842 I do like wild fermented stuff. 159 00:05:42,896 --> 00:05:43,606 I'm not going to lie. 160 00:05:43,638 --> 00:05:43,962 I do. 161 00:05:44,016 --> 00:05:44,826 I enjoy it. 162 00:05:44,928 --> 00:05:49,286 It's so interesting how you get hints of the environment that it's fermented because it's 163 00:05:49,318 --> 00:05:51,280 that open container kind of. 164 00:05:52,210 --> 00:05:58,894 Obviously, you guys know we have a lot of farm breweries here where I live, and so each one 165 00:05:58,932 --> 00:06:04,606 has a unique kind of flavor of whatever soil is on the farm, which is not always a good 166 00:06:04,628 --> 00:06:04,910 thing. 167 00:06:04,980 --> 00:06:06,046 Not always a good thing. 168 00:06:06,148 --> 00:06:09,054 But for the most part, it's kind of interesting and earthy. 169 00:06:09,102 --> 00:06:11,474 Yeah, it's fun to see what kind of comes out. 170 00:06:11,512 --> 00:06:13,858 So cheers to Russian river, if you guys. 171 00:06:13,944 --> 00:06:17,240 I'm telling you, if you see other sours in the wild, pick them up. 172 00:06:17,930 --> 00:06:21,986 Another great wild fermented brewery is sour. 173 00:06:22,018 --> 00:06:24,786 Works down in San Diego, part of Helix. 174 00:06:24,898 --> 00:06:26,102 We've been on the show. 175 00:06:26,236 --> 00:06:30,314 He does everything in a so, so fucking good. 176 00:06:30,512 --> 00:06:32,774 I just want somebody to do a sour beer. 177 00:06:32,822 --> 00:06:36,810 That's called what's more vulnerable than a peach on a farm? 178 00:06:37,550 --> 00:06:42,454 Like from elf when they're going through the guy's book and the storyboard. 179 00:06:42,582 --> 00:06:44,394 How has nobody jumped on that one yet? 180 00:06:44,432 --> 00:06:46,418 Yeah, just like a peach barrel sour. 181 00:06:46,534 --> 00:06:48,058 Just some kind of peach sour. 182 00:06:48,154 --> 00:06:48,702 I don't care. 183 00:06:48,756 --> 00:06:49,706 Fucking wild fermented. 184 00:06:49,738 --> 00:06:51,966 Do whatever the fuck you want with it, but just call it. 185 00:06:52,068 --> 00:06:55,438 What's more vulnerable than a peach on a farm? 186 00:06:55,534 --> 00:06:56,370 I like that. 187 00:06:56,440 --> 00:06:57,058 Pretty good. 188 00:06:57,144 --> 00:06:57,780 Yeah. 189 00:06:58,470 --> 00:06:58,946 I don't know. 190 00:06:58,968 --> 00:06:59,714 She does stuff. 191 00:06:59,832 --> 00:07:00,830 Monica. 192 00:07:00,990 --> 00:07:01,998 Monica. 193 00:07:02,174 --> 00:07:02,578 I know. 194 00:07:02,584 --> 00:07:03,620 We got to get her doing. 195 00:07:04,310 --> 00:07:06,434 Got to get her doing some barrel fermenting stuff. 196 00:07:06,552 --> 00:07:08,162 You never know what she's doing back there. 197 00:07:08,216 --> 00:07:11,314 I know she's Barrel aging, but I don't think she's barrel fermenting. 198 00:07:11,362 --> 00:07:13,734 So anyways, shout to russian river real quick. 199 00:07:13,772 --> 00:07:17,350 I wanted to mention that I hit up Wade's wines the other day. 200 00:07:17,420 --> 00:07:18,934 That's what that is. 201 00:07:19,132 --> 00:07:22,614 I haven't talked about it, and so I don't even know if I've been since the pandemic, 202 00:07:22,662 --> 00:07:23,350 honestly. 203 00:07:23,510 --> 00:07:25,766 It's this unassuming. 204 00:07:25,958 --> 00:07:29,834 It's in a warehouse area, like, district thing. 205 00:07:29,872 --> 00:07:31,350 Not district, like industrial. 206 00:07:31,430 --> 00:07:32,102 Industrial. 207 00:07:32,166 --> 00:07:32,394 Yeah. 208 00:07:32,432 --> 00:07:35,750 As you drive up to it, you're like, I'm definitely going to get murdered. 209 00:07:35,830 --> 00:07:36,694 Oh, yeah. 210 00:07:36,832 --> 00:07:38,186 Super rapey vibes. 211 00:07:38,298 --> 00:07:39,114 Super rapey. 212 00:07:39,162 --> 00:07:40,154 Uber is when they drop. 213 00:07:40,202 --> 00:07:40,734 Can we say that? 214 00:07:40,772 --> 00:07:41,134 I don't know. 215 00:07:41,172 --> 00:07:41,662 I don't know. 216 00:07:41,716 --> 00:07:42,666 There's no FCC. 217 00:07:42,778 --> 00:07:43,966 When the Uber drops you off. 218 00:07:43,988 --> 00:07:46,420 They're always looking at you like, please don't murder me. 219 00:07:47,110 --> 00:07:51,214 They are a liquor store with a tasting room attached. 220 00:07:51,262 --> 00:07:54,574 I thought you were going to say a liquor store with a porn store attached. 221 00:07:54,622 --> 00:07:56,818 That would have been so California. 222 00:07:56,914 --> 00:08:02,498 Spend way too much money at that point, coming out with tons of black bags. 223 00:08:02,674 --> 00:08:05,480 And then there's a tasting room there. 224 00:08:06,090 --> 00:08:07,254 It sells itself. 225 00:08:07,372 --> 00:08:08,838 Yeah, tasting something. 226 00:08:09,004 --> 00:08:10,840 You went south quick. 227 00:08:13,930 --> 00:08:15,590 We're talking about beer. 228 00:08:18,970 --> 00:08:23,114 Anyways, have a tasty roof attached and they have a bunch of beers on tap. 229 00:08:23,162 --> 00:08:23,854 They used to have 100. 230 00:08:23,892 --> 00:08:26,746 They don't quite have as many since pandemic, but they have a ton of beers on tap. 231 00:08:26,778 --> 00:08:28,026 They have a bunch of wines on tap. 232 00:08:28,058 --> 00:08:29,214 They now have a spirit side. 233 00:08:29,252 --> 00:08:30,794 So you can do like spirit flights. 234 00:08:30,842 --> 00:08:32,762 You can also do cocktail flights. 235 00:08:32,906 --> 00:08:38,014 Anyways, I was there, had a couple of sours, had a couple of whatevers just off the tap. 236 00:08:38,062 --> 00:08:41,122 And basically I was like, hey, bud, recommend some shit for me. 237 00:08:41,176 --> 00:08:41,986 And they're always good. 238 00:08:42,008 --> 00:08:43,380 So anyways, that was fun. 239 00:08:45,030 --> 00:08:46,994 Interesting concept of a store. 240 00:08:47,112 --> 00:08:49,958 I don't think we're allowed to have anything like that in New York. 241 00:08:50,124 --> 00:08:50,886 Oh, really? 242 00:08:50,988 --> 00:08:52,466 Two separate licenses. 243 00:08:52,578 --> 00:08:52,854 Yeah. 244 00:08:52,892 --> 00:08:54,018 We're so weird. 245 00:08:54,194 --> 00:08:55,250 It's so annoying. 246 00:08:55,330 --> 00:08:58,134 Yeah, technically they have three licenses because they have the retail side. 247 00:08:58,172 --> 00:09:01,206 They have the bar. 248 00:09:01,308 --> 00:09:03,754 Like, there's a real legit bar in there, right? 249 00:09:03,872 --> 00:09:04,154 Yeah. 250 00:09:04,192 --> 00:09:07,238 And then they also sell, like, small plates, like cheese plates. 251 00:09:07,334 --> 00:09:09,894 That's what I was going to ask next, if there was food involved. 252 00:09:10,022 --> 00:09:11,642 Yeah, just like small things like that. 253 00:09:11,696 --> 00:09:15,854 So I think they technically have like three different license for all that stuff, but 254 00:09:15,972 --> 00:09:18,320 they've been around for quite a while. 255 00:09:18,770 --> 00:09:22,334 Anyway, the hundred taps, it reminds me, I was just telling somebody about. 256 00:09:22,452 --> 00:09:25,406 We were in Indianapolis about five years ago now. 257 00:09:25,508 --> 00:09:25,822 Sorry. 258 00:09:25,876 --> 00:09:28,066 And Zach, I don't know. 259 00:09:28,168 --> 00:09:32,306 I'm going to be helpful to nobody because I don't remember what the fuck the place was 260 00:09:32,328 --> 00:09:39,122 called, but I do know it was off like broad ripple, which is like the big college town 261 00:09:39,186 --> 00:09:44,886 street with all the bars and shit for Butler University, but they had this tap room and 262 00:09:44,908 --> 00:09:46,930 they had like 130 beers on tap. 263 00:09:47,010 --> 00:09:51,750 And their slogan was like, we'll pay for your tab if you can drink 10% of our beers. 264 00:09:51,830 --> 00:09:53,674 Challenge accepted, man. 265 00:09:53,792 --> 00:09:59,738 But there's a lot of heavy hitters on there, so odds are you're probably just going to 266 00:09:59,744 --> 00:10:00,810 leave thrown up. 267 00:10:00,960 --> 00:10:04,018 I was going to say they're going to have to pay your tab because you're going to be wasted 268 00:10:04,054 --> 00:10:05,680 and not remember to pay it yourself. 269 00:10:06,770 --> 00:10:08,560 They're going to need that card up front. 270 00:10:08,930 --> 00:10:10,686 Yeah, it was a pretty legit place. 271 00:10:10,788 --> 00:10:11,582 Sounds pretty cool. 272 00:10:11,636 --> 00:10:13,422 I just wish I could remember what the fuck it was called. 273 00:10:13,476 --> 00:10:17,810 And I mean, that was pre pandemic, so who even knows if they're still open, right? 274 00:10:17,960 --> 00:10:18,786 Hopefully so. 275 00:10:18,888 --> 00:10:19,586 Right. 276 00:10:19,768 --> 00:10:24,530 All right, before we get anything else, Chu left us a holiday voicemail. 277 00:10:24,870 --> 00:10:26,086 What a sweet guy. 278 00:10:26,188 --> 00:10:27,186 He's such a sweetie. 279 00:10:27,218 --> 00:10:28,678 So let's dig into that. 280 00:10:28,764 --> 00:10:29,206 Hello. 281 00:10:29,308 --> 00:10:31,526 No one is available to take your call. 282 00:10:31,628 --> 00:10:34,070 Please leave a message after the tone. 283 00:10:36,170 --> 00:10:37,670 Mama Sita. 284 00:10:41,610 --> 00:10:43,350 Can I get a copyright claim? 285 00:10:48,010 --> 00:10:49,542 Santa Chu is here. 286 00:10:49,596 --> 00:10:51,434 Never fear, boys and girls. 287 00:10:51,562 --> 00:10:53,754 Merry, merry Feliz Navida. 288 00:10:53,802 --> 00:10:55,902 And a happy new year filled the. 289 00:10:55,956 --> 00:10:58,090 Beer in your glasses. 290 00:10:58,250 --> 00:11:01,146 As you all know, resolutions are around the corner. 291 00:11:01,258 --> 00:11:06,306 And instead of making false advertisements of losing weight and spending time with the 292 00:11:06,328 --> 00:11:09,506 families, let's make a resolution we can all keep. 293 00:11:09,688 --> 00:11:13,010 Is it stop jingling the jingle bell to you, please. 294 00:11:13,160 --> 00:11:15,242 2024 resolution. 295 00:11:15,406 --> 00:11:19,014 Let's all buy a beer for a perfect stranger we never met. 296 00:11:19,132 --> 00:11:23,270 A free beer brings cheers and to everybody's face. 297 00:11:23,340 --> 00:11:31,078 Boys and girls, Santa Chu is here to tell you our New Year's resolution for 2024. 298 00:11:31,164 --> 00:11:32,666 The crappy community. 299 00:11:32,848 --> 00:11:34,122 We can do this one. 300 00:11:34,176 --> 00:11:38,026 Instead of losing weight and being healthier and spending time with our loved ones, because 301 00:11:38,048 --> 00:11:44,734 you know you're not, you better be at a brewery, hanging out with Santa Chu, your friends, 302 00:11:44,852 --> 00:11:47,770 and whoever's there with you getting drunk and smashed. 303 00:11:47,850 --> 00:11:53,162 So for 2024, let's buy a perfect stranger a nice cold brew. 304 00:11:53,306 --> 00:11:54,020 Ho, ho. 305 00:11:54,550 --> 00:11:55,250 The least. 306 00:11:55,320 --> 00:12:00,210 Merry Christmas and happy beer year to you from Santa Chu. 307 00:12:01,990 --> 00:12:06,414 How many beers drunk do you think he was before he thought that was a good idea? 308 00:12:06,552 --> 00:12:09,446 Oh, that must have been a good, like, twelve pack right there. 309 00:12:09,628 --> 00:12:13,842 I can't tell if he's drunk or not ever, but challenge accepted. 310 00:12:13,906 --> 00:12:17,270 I love, love giving to others. 311 00:12:17,420 --> 00:12:18,194 Amen. 312 00:12:18,322 --> 00:12:19,162 I like that one. 313 00:12:19,216 --> 00:12:24,298 I wish he wasn't standing next to the Salvation army guy outside of Walmart when he called. 314 00:12:24,384 --> 00:12:27,740 But he was the Salvation army guy. 315 00:12:28,270 --> 00:12:33,434 Maybe he's doing his hours, his community hours, but yeah, I'm down with that. 316 00:12:33,472 --> 00:12:36,442 Go to a brewery and just pick some rando and buy him a beer. 317 00:12:36,506 --> 00:12:38,222 Yeah, I'll do that the next for sure. 318 00:12:38,356 --> 00:12:39,134 Yeah, I like that. 319 00:12:39,172 --> 00:12:39,742 I like that idea. 320 00:12:39,796 --> 00:12:43,418 Buy stranger a beer in the spirit of Santa Chu. 321 00:12:43,594 --> 00:12:44,558 Ho, ho, ho. 322 00:12:44,644 --> 00:12:46,240 Yeah, I dig it. 323 00:12:46,850 --> 00:12:48,414 Eight, five, three beer. 324 00:12:48,462 --> 00:12:49,154 2337. 325 00:12:49,192 --> 00:12:51,246 It's number to call if you want to leave us a voicemail. 326 00:12:51,358 --> 00:12:54,610 Maybe you can find a quieter location than you did just saying. 327 00:12:54,680 --> 00:12:57,230 Or get off duty from your Salvation army jobs. 328 00:12:57,310 --> 00:12:58,930 Stop shaking Jimmy bells. 329 00:12:59,010 --> 00:13:03,686 Yeah, it's really easy when your hands moving. 330 00:13:03,868 --> 00:13:04,918 You stop it. 331 00:13:05,004 --> 00:13:05,254 Yeah. 332 00:13:05,292 --> 00:13:12,380 For the love of God, I hope we didn't shatter any car windows with that one. 333 00:13:12,830 --> 00:13:15,526 Oh, that was rough on the ears. 334 00:13:15,558 --> 00:13:18,954 I was going to say that size oejos or something. 335 00:13:19,072 --> 00:13:19,980 I don't know. 336 00:13:21,010 --> 00:13:21,694 Cut that out. 337 00:13:21,732 --> 00:13:22,094 I don't know. 338 00:13:22,132 --> 00:13:23,230 Speak Spanish. 339 00:13:24,450 --> 00:13:26,960 I can't eat a whole wheel of cheese, though. 340 00:13:28,690 --> 00:13:30,750 I'm not angry, I'm just impressed. 341 00:13:33,990 --> 00:13:34,782 Flex. 342 00:13:34,926 --> 00:13:35,474 Hi. 343 00:13:35,592 --> 00:13:39,890 You did the coolest thing, which is not a work holiday party, but a brewery holiday. 344 00:13:40,390 --> 00:13:40,946 Yeah. 345 00:13:41,048 --> 00:13:42,580 Yeah, we did, actually. 346 00:13:43,350 --> 00:13:49,714 So, as you know, I've been a regular for about two years at Eagle park, and you hardly 347 00:13:49,762 --> 00:13:50,342 bring it up. 348 00:13:50,396 --> 00:13:56,726 So now, since we ran into a little snafu, though, we were discussing it last week and we 349 00:13:56,748 --> 00:13:59,694 realized that Christmas stays on a Monday, so they're closed. 350 00:13:59,842 --> 00:14:06,266 They're going to be open New Year's Day, but New Year's Day, it's kind of like maybe go off 351 00:14:06,288 --> 00:14:08,634 for breakfast and then just kind of chill day. 352 00:14:08,752 --> 00:14:09,466 Sure. 353 00:14:09,648 --> 00:14:12,686 So we realized we wouldn't be there for about three or four weeks. 354 00:14:12,868 --> 00:14:19,870 We're like, why don't we just have one little unofficial official last Monday of the year 355 00:14:20,020 --> 00:14:21,402 part, like Christmas party? 356 00:14:21,466 --> 00:14:21,694 Yeah. 357 00:14:21,732 --> 00:14:23,738 Your cholesterol is going to take a big dive. 358 00:14:23,914 --> 00:14:24,254 Yeah. 359 00:14:24,292 --> 00:14:25,642 Which, I mean, no fries. 360 00:14:25,706 --> 00:14:27,742 I'm probably going to lose like eleven pounds. 361 00:14:27,886 --> 00:14:29,214 I don't even need to make a resolution. 362 00:14:29,262 --> 00:14:33,458 I'm just going to stop going there for a couple of weeks and I'll take off some mass. 363 00:14:33,544 --> 00:14:36,098 But, yeah, no, it was an awesome time. 364 00:14:36,184 --> 00:14:42,390 We pitched in and the bartender who we really love, who's become a great friend of ours 365 00:14:43,290 --> 00:14:47,694 behind his back, we pooled together and we got him like $100 bottle of tequila. 366 00:14:47,762 --> 00:14:48,534 Oh, shit. 367 00:14:48,662 --> 00:14:51,974 Just to say thanks for fucking. 368 00:14:52,022 --> 00:14:52,890 He's the best. 369 00:14:52,960 --> 00:15:00,406 He treats us well, hooks us up, gives us samples, puts random shit in front of our faces 370 00:15:00,438 --> 00:15:01,658 when we didn't even order it. 371 00:15:01,744 --> 00:15:04,774 He's what you would want in a fucking bartender. 372 00:15:04,902 --> 00:15:05,542 Yeah. 373 00:15:05,696 --> 00:15:08,942 And on top of it, to boot, he's become a good friend. 374 00:15:08,996 --> 00:15:15,346 So just like you said, really nice to give and like what Chu was saying, and he's not a 375 00:15:15,368 --> 00:15:21,666 perfect stranger, but people who do nice things in your life, and it's always like those 376 00:15:21,688 --> 00:15:22,962 small things add up, right? 377 00:15:23,016 --> 00:15:27,358 So then to just show your appreciation, it was nice to do that. 378 00:15:27,384 --> 00:15:29,618 And it was just a really fun time altogether. 379 00:15:29,794 --> 00:15:30,230 Nice. 380 00:15:30,300 --> 00:15:32,802 Not a perfect stranger, but a perfect dude. 381 00:15:32,866 --> 00:15:34,280 Couldn't have said it better myself. 382 00:15:34,730 --> 00:15:35,986 So sweet. 383 00:15:36,178 --> 00:15:37,510 What about you, Mel? 384 00:15:37,950 --> 00:15:40,378 Any holiday shit going on these days? 385 00:15:40,544 --> 00:15:41,690 Oh, gosh. 386 00:15:42,430 --> 00:15:44,362 What's exciting happening in my life? 387 00:15:44,416 --> 00:15:47,110 There's not a whole lot, really, to drink. 388 00:15:47,190 --> 00:15:49,580 Exciting and beer news or anything, but. 389 00:15:50,030 --> 00:15:53,930 Got to hang with IPK a little bit before Christmas. 390 00:15:54,090 --> 00:15:55,294 That was a lot of fun. 391 00:15:55,412 --> 00:15:56,080 Nice. 392 00:15:56,530 --> 00:16:01,422 She's actually become one of my best friends from the IG world, so it's really true that 393 00:16:01,556 --> 00:16:07,522 out there, the people that you connect with in Instagram do become your best friends. 394 00:16:07,576 --> 00:16:08,798 I was at her wedding. 395 00:16:08,974 --> 00:16:11,266 We rung in the new year last year together. 396 00:16:11,448 --> 00:16:16,478 We ended the year together, and I'm just looking forward to more stuff with her, but lots 397 00:16:16,494 --> 00:16:20,486 of fun there and just gearing up for the trip that's coming up to Disney and all this 398 00:16:20,508 --> 00:16:21,270 running I'm going to. 399 00:16:21,340 --> 00:16:22,662 Why don't you tell us about that? 400 00:16:22,716 --> 00:16:25,734 And you can tell everybody how much of a badass you are. 401 00:16:25,852 --> 00:16:26,514 Oh, gosh. 402 00:16:26,562 --> 00:16:27,254 Well, I. 403 00:16:27,372 --> 00:16:28,434 Listen to this shit, Greg. 404 00:16:28,482 --> 00:16:29,254 Listen to this. 405 00:16:29,372 --> 00:16:32,826 You might as well just call me Forrest Gump lately, because I've just been dedicating all 406 00:16:32,848 --> 00:16:35,126 my time to running accidentally. 407 00:16:35,158 --> 00:16:36,822 Did New York City back in November. 408 00:16:36,886 --> 00:16:37,574 Oops. 409 00:16:37,702 --> 00:16:43,386 Wasn't supposed to, but ran that marathon with no training, fucked around, got a triple 410 00:16:43,418 --> 00:16:44,030 double. 411 00:16:45,010 --> 00:16:50,480 Lou decided to sign me up for charity to do the dopey challenge at Disney World. 412 00:16:51,490 --> 00:16:53,866 Hold on, is that the half marathon? 413 00:16:53,898 --> 00:16:56,782 The ten k, the five k and a full? 414 00:16:56,916 --> 00:16:57,918 You missed the big. 415 00:16:58,004 --> 00:16:59,186 And they have a full now, too. 416 00:16:59,288 --> 00:17:03,858 It's a five k the first day, a ten k the second day, a half marathon the third day, and 417 00:17:03,864 --> 00:17:06,820 then you do the full marathon on the last day. 418 00:17:07,190 --> 00:17:13,350 So, yeah, it's been a little bit busy with that because it's just taking up all of my time, 419 00:17:13,420 --> 00:17:18,534 and I can't really sling beers too heavily because I have to wake up and run all of these 420 00:17:18,572 --> 00:17:18,866 miles. 421 00:17:18,898 --> 00:17:21,406 But it's been nice because my dad is a runner. 422 00:17:21,458 --> 00:17:23,914 He's been an avid runner for a very long time. 423 00:17:23,952 --> 00:17:28,986 So I've been spending my Saturdays with him, just kind of doing these long, long miles, and 424 00:17:29,008 --> 00:17:31,622 he tortures me with the courses. 425 00:17:31,766 --> 00:17:35,418 But that's like a cumulative, what, like 48 miles and 40? 426 00:17:35,504 --> 00:17:36,140 No. 427 00:17:36,450 --> 00:17:40,046 Everybody keeps asking me that, and I just haven't been willing to even do the math because 428 00:17:40,068 --> 00:17:41,150 I don't want to know. 429 00:17:41,300 --> 00:17:45,502 And then, of course, it's like 3613, 26. 430 00:17:45,636 --> 00:17:47,342 26.213 point. 431 00:17:47,396 --> 00:17:49,534 110.2 and 5.1. 432 00:17:49,652 --> 00:17:55,670 So 16.319, 29 point a math show. 433 00:17:55,740 --> 00:18:00,200 Four and then, whatever, 26.2 added to that. 434 00:18:00,650 --> 00:18:04,434 And not to mention that the kids are coming, so we're going to be doing all the theme parks 435 00:18:04,482 --> 00:18:04,774 as well. 436 00:18:04,812 --> 00:18:10,886 And if anybody, aka you guys, wants to help me map that out or there's any Disney buffs 437 00:18:10,918 --> 00:18:13,260 listening, let me know. 438 00:18:13,790 --> 00:18:14,806 Which theme parks? 439 00:18:14,838 --> 00:18:18,730 Yeah, I need to know which ones can I put together the same day? 440 00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:23,814 Because I'm trying to knock out a lot of birds with 1 st in this trip. 441 00:18:23,862 --> 00:18:26,670 And we're doing universal, too, because the kids are a little bit older now. 442 00:18:26,740 --> 00:18:28,026 They're eight and eleven. 443 00:18:28,218 --> 00:18:30,158 So that's going to be a lot of fun. 444 00:18:30,324 --> 00:18:32,522 It's going to be a good trip, but it's going to be exhausting. 445 00:18:32,586 --> 00:18:33,066 Are you staying? 446 00:18:33,098 --> 00:18:35,150 And then I plan on getting drunk afterwards. 447 00:18:36,210 --> 00:18:40,082 But we leave on January 2, so it's coming up and we come back. 448 00:18:40,136 --> 00:18:40,546 Yeah. 449 00:18:40,648 --> 00:18:43,694 And then the running is like the fourth, 5th, 6th, and 7th. 450 00:18:43,742 --> 00:18:47,566 So the 7th, you know, I'm going to be like just dog shit. 451 00:18:47,598 --> 00:18:49,430 Healed over dead somewhere. 452 00:18:49,850 --> 00:18:52,374 Drinking a lot and laying down. 453 00:18:52,492 --> 00:18:54,790 I did the ten k there one year. 454 00:18:54,860 --> 00:18:55,430 Nice. 455 00:18:55,580 --> 00:18:57,206 That's as far as you're going to get me to go. 456 00:18:57,228 --> 00:18:59,226 I think people are shocked that you run. 457 00:18:59,408 --> 00:19:00,410 I know I am. 458 00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:01,466 I didn't know that. 459 00:19:01,568 --> 00:19:02,342 I'm shocked. 460 00:19:02,406 --> 00:19:03,850 I haven't done it lately. 461 00:19:04,190 --> 00:19:04,774 Runners. 462 00:19:04,822 --> 00:19:09,258 Last time I ran, it's all about repetition and training. 463 00:19:09,344 --> 00:19:10,458 That's all it is. 464 00:19:10,544 --> 00:19:14,314 I did two half marathons at Disneyland and I did the ten k at Disney World. 465 00:19:14,432 --> 00:19:15,062 Nice. 466 00:19:15,216 --> 00:19:15,630 Yeah. 467 00:19:15,700 --> 00:19:17,466 Blew out my knee on the second half marathon. 468 00:19:17,498 --> 00:19:17,934 Stop it. 469 00:19:17,972 --> 00:19:19,326 Yeah, it's really flat there. 470 00:19:19,348 --> 00:19:19,534 Right? 471 00:19:19,572 --> 00:19:22,522 Like, am I going to encounter any hills they haven't given Florida? 472 00:19:22,586 --> 00:19:23,390 No, you're fine. 473 00:19:23,460 --> 00:19:24,370 It's flat, right? 474 00:19:24,440 --> 00:19:24,722 Okay. 475 00:19:24,776 --> 00:19:25,630 Yeah, it's pretty flat. 476 00:19:25,710 --> 00:19:27,300 From r1 runner to another. 477 00:19:29,910 --> 00:19:32,206 What's the elevation gain there, Greg? 478 00:19:32,238 --> 00:19:32,642 Come on. 479 00:19:32,696 --> 00:19:33,698 I need to know. 480 00:19:33,864 --> 00:19:37,414 I think you go from negative 30 to about negative 25. 481 00:19:37,452 --> 00:19:39,030 I think you all downhill. 482 00:19:39,450 --> 00:19:41,078 All downhill both ways. 483 00:19:41,244 --> 00:19:42,102 Yeah, exactly. 484 00:19:42,236 --> 00:19:42,934 You got this. 485 00:19:42,972 --> 00:19:43,654 I believe in you. 486 00:19:43,692 --> 00:19:44,002 Dang. 487 00:19:44,066 --> 00:19:45,030 Well, that's fucking awesome. 488 00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:48,402 You're a baller and rip to your knees. 489 00:19:48,546 --> 00:19:52,906 Yeah, no, I've actually been doing pretty good, like, taking care of myself this time 490 00:19:52,928 --> 00:19:53,258 around. 491 00:19:53,344 --> 00:19:54,934 Usually I go like, balls to the walls. 492 00:19:54,982 --> 00:19:58,042 This time when I'm 39, I'm a little bit smarter now. 493 00:19:58,096 --> 00:20:01,754 And I've actually been paying attention to what my body is telling me. 494 00:20:01,792 --> 00:20:04,666 Going at the paces they prescribe, instead of being like, this is too slow. 495 00:20:04,698 --> 00:20:07,102 I got to just jam it, know? 496 00:20:07,156 --> 00:20:08,746 So it's been an enjoyable. 497 00:20:08,858 --> 00:20:10,522 Jelly it out, Rick. 498 00:20:10,666 --> 00:20:11,358 Thank you. 499 00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:13,070 Yeah, I know Greg was thinking that. 500 00:20:13,140 --> 00:20:13,978 Much appreciated. 501 00:20:14,074 --> 00:20:15,758 Coley will appreciate that. 502 00:20:15,924 --> 00:20:21,234 But is Lou doing it with you or do you just pull a prank and sign you up and walk away? 503 00:20:21,432 --> 00:20:22,580 Kind of both. 504 00:20:23,430 --> 00:20:24,370 Kind of both. 505 00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:26,354 Because he signed me up and he's doing it. 506 00:20:26,392 --> 00:20:27,454 But he's trained. 507 00:20:27,502 --> 00:20:28,100 Zero. 508 00:20:28,470 --> 00:20:32,566 Remember we talked about he was going to eat pizza in every borough, like in New York City. 509 00:20:32,668 --> 00:20:32,934 Right. 510 00:20:32,972 --> 00:20:37,526 I think his plan is, like, his plan of attack, because I was just know I can't stay with 511 00:20:37,548 --> 00:20:39,334 him at this point. 512 00:20:39,372 --> 00:20:40,486 I put too much training in. 513 00:20:40,508 --> 00:20:44,854 So his plan of attack is just like, what rides is he going to ride while he's in the park 514 00:20:44,902 --> 00:20:50,106 and can get on them with no line because they have some of the rides open, so you can do it 515 00:20:50,128 --> 00:20:51,078 during the marathon. 516 00:20:51,174 --> 00:20:52,814 They didn't do that when I did it. 517 00:20:52,932 --> 00:20:54,142 You just ran straight through. 518 00:20:54,196 --> 00:21:00,480 I picture Lou running, like, with corn dog in hand, just like, super know, big smile on his 519 00:21:02,530 --> 00:21:03,762 corn dog in the other. 520 00:21:03,816 --> 00:21:04,034 Yeah. 521 00:21:04,072 --> 00:21:11,618 I'm thinking his mindset is just like, well, Mel's doing all the training, so then good. 522 00:21:11,704 --> 00:21:15,666 If I just stand by, know, it rubs off on me. 523 00:21:15,688 --> 00:21:16,718 So I, like, trained. 524 00:21:16,814 --> 00:21:18,100 Yeah, it's called the. 525 00:21:19,270 --> 00:21:20,326 That's what I feel like. 526 00:21:20,348 --> 00:21:21,766 That's what's going through Lou's mind. 527 00:21:21,868 --> 00:21:22,694 Yeah, kind of. 528 00:21:22,732 --> 00:21:23,174 Hopefully that works. 529 00:21:23,212 --> 00:21:24,822 Kind of like what's happening right now. 530 00:21:24,956 --> 00:21:26,486 He's, like, such a beast, though. 531 00:21:26,588 --> 00:21:27,750 He doesn't need to do anything. 532 00:21:27,820 --> 00:21:34,026 And then he'd just go out and just do all of this crazy running, like, legit from couch to 533 00:21:34,048 --> 00:21:35,500 marathon in a night. 534 00:21:36,350 --> 00:21:37,590 He's a specimen. 535 00:21:37,750 --> 00:21:39,798 He's a weirdo, that fucking guy. 536 00:21:39,984 --> 00:21:40,686 Well, awesome. 537 00:21:40,788 --> 00:21:42,126 I think you've earned this one. 538 00:21:42,228 --> 00:21:44,222 Let's find out what you're drinking over there. 539 00:21:44,356 --> 00:21:45,200 All right. 540 00:21:48,770 --> 00:21:52,350 He calls to the bullpen for beer. 541 00:21:53,410 --> 00:21:58,514 So since we're still in the in between period of the holidays, where you really don't know 542 00:21:58,552 --> 00:22:03,906 which day it is, and you're consuming all the cheese and drinking all the beverages, I 543 00:22:03,928 --> 00:22:07,618 wanted to highlight one of these local beers. 544 00:22:07,714 --> 00:22:11,266 That sums up the holidays for us here in the Hudson Valley. 545 00:22:11,298 --> 00:22:14,646 And I have today Newburgh Brewing company. 546 00:22:14,748 --> 00:22:16,434 This is angry Eggbert. 547 00:22:16,482 --> 00:22:18,434 It is a New England IPA. 548 00:22:18,562 --> 00:22:24,102 And for those of you that don't know, this is a collab with, I think you call it Devitz 549 00:22:24,166 --> 00:22:25,030 nursery. 550 00:22:25,190 --> 00:22:26,646 They're like a little farm. 551 00:22:26,758 --> 00:22:32,166 And Egbert is a Christmas egg that you go and see in the winter. 552 00:22:32,198 --> 00:22:35,674 He's there all season from probably even before thanksgiving. 553 00:22:35,722 --> 00:22:36,954 Yeah, he's a talking egg. 554 00:22:37,002 --> 00:22:42,094 And he knows all of the kids'names before they even tell him what their names are. 555 00:22:42,132 --> 00:22:46,354 And he knows what they want for Christmas, and he knows if they've been bad or good. 556 00:22:46,472 --> 00:22:51,906 And he also does Egbert after dark at Newburgh brewing Company once a year. 557 00:22:52,008 --> 00:22:56,370 And I got to be on the naughty list with him, pre Covid. 558 00:22:57,510 --> 00:22:59,566 I wanted to give a little shout out to Egbert. 559 00:22:59,598 --> 00:23:02,974 And Newburgh brewing of is. 560 00:23:03,112 --> 00:23:05,990 They say it's a New England IPA, but it's very clear. 561 00:23:06,060 --> 00:23:07,558 Like, I can see through it completely. 562 00:23:07,644 --> 00:23:09,262 There's just a touch of haze. 563 00:23:09,426 --> 00:23:10,138 Yeah. 564 00:23:10,304 --> 00:23:11,194 7%. 565 00:23:11,312 --> 00:23:16,986 It says an India pale ale brewed with spruce needles in honor of a Christmas legend, a 566 00:23:17,008 --> 00:23:18,086 holiday icon. 567 00:23:18,198 --> 00:23:20,150 The 8th wonder of the world. 568 00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:21,230 Egbert. 569 00:23:22,130 --> 00:23:24,030 He looks really creepy. 570 00:23:28,370 --> 00:23:29,854 We got to see him when we were kids. 571 00:23:29,892 --> 00:23:30,702 Is that not him? 572 00:23:30,756 --> 00:23:31,214 That's him. 573 00:23:31,252 --> 00:23:31,774 That's him. 574 00:23:31,812 --> 00:23:32,206 Yeah. 575 00:23:32,308 --> 00:23:34,266 That is terrifying. 576 00:23:34,458 --> 00:23:39,330 And he caught fire, like, he burned down, like one year, and then he was gone for probably, 577 00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:43,090 like five or six years, and they've just brought him back maybe, like, well, I guess 578 00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:44,082 probably eight years ago. 579 00:23:44,136 --> 00:23:46,306 I'm getting the Willys just scrolling through. 580 00:23:46,328 --> 00:23:51,014 These pictures and imagine he would know your name when you went up, and you wouldn't say 581 00:23:51,052 --> 00:23:52,662 anything to him, and you'd be a little kid. 582 00:23:52,716 --> 00:23:56,754 Yeah, it's a little creepy, but everyone Google egg Burt. 583 00:23:56,882 --> 00:23:59,494 If you grew up in the. 584 00:23:59,532 --> 00:24:03,014 Here in the Hudson Valley, you probably still have one of his ornaments, or your parents 585 00:24:03,062 --> 00:24:03,466 do. 586 00:24:03,568 --> 00:24:08,086 And this ornament was, like, solid wood and weighed, like 25 pounds. 587 00:24:08,118 --> 00:24:09,866 It would take the whole Christmas tree down. 588 00:24:09,968 --> 00:24:10,854 It was so heavy. 589 00:24:10,902 --> 00:24:12,790 But anyway, let's get into the beer. 590 00:24:12,870 --> 00:24:16,042 Give it a little very dank, like, this whole beer. 591 00:24:16,106 --> 00:24:19,918 I mean, I've been sipping on it anyway, but it's just been dank through and through. 592 00:24:20,004 --> 00:24:21,994 It's got a lot of hop on the forefront. 593 00:24:22,042 --> 00:24:27,550 You get a lot of that resin from the spruce, I'm assuming, like, the kind of, like, tari 594 00:24:27,630 --> 00:24:32,994 pine, and it finishes off with a major amount of hop on the back end. 595 00:24:33,032 --> 00:24:35,634 I have no idea which hops they brewed this with. 596 00:24:35,672 --> 00:24:39,380 They don't specify, but it's very west coasty to me. 597 00:24:39,910 --> 00:24:43,142 I'm going to need to brush my teeth when I'm done. 598 00:24:43,196 --> 00:24:43,798 Okay. 599 00:24:43,964 --> 00:24:46,680 I've had those ipas before. 600 00:24:47,450 --> 00:24:49,286 Those will ruin not your palate. 601 00:24:49,318 --> 00:24:51,434 Those will ruin the enamel on your teeth for. 602 00:24:51,552 --> 00:24:52,586 Yeah, yeah. 603 00:24:52,768 --> 00:24:58,490 It's very, you know, I'll drink whatever Egbert tells me to. 604 00:24:58,640 --> 00:25:00,854 Just so he tells me that I'm a nice girl and not naughty. 605 00:25:00,902 --> 00:25:01,980 Don't say that. 606 00:25:02,430 --> 00:25:04,330 Don't talk about Eggbert anymore. 607 00:25:04,910 --> 00:25:06,220 Flex is done. 608 00:25:07,150 --> 00:25:09,854 Like my hair standing up on my just. 609 00:25:09,972 --> 00:25:15,566 But also secretly, I'd hoped you guys asked me to join the podcast around now because I 610 00:25:15,588 --> 00:25:18,338 really wanted to talk about him, and I wanted you guys to look him up. 611 00:25:18,424 --> 00:25:23,138 And he's close to that strip club I told you guys about, so maybe he frequents there at 612 00:25:23,144 --> 00:25:23,940 night, too. 613 00:25:24,550 --> 00:25:27,302 But he knows all their names and. 614 00:25:27,356 --> 00:25:29,160 Knows who's been naughty and nice. 615 00:25:29,850 --> 00:25:31,510 Probably runs the joint. 616 00:25:34,410 --> 00:25:36,034 That's even more terrifying. 617 00:25:36,162 --> 00:25:40,450 Yeah, Newburgh's a hell of a club. 618 00:25:40,530 --> 00:25:44,460 Think about that next time you're going to lap dance Egbert's face. 619 00:25:44,830 --> 00:25:48,774 He's just in the back, just bathing in money in his little egg bath. 620 00:25:48,822 --> 00:25:50,570 Like a creep. 621 00:25:50,930 --> 00:25:53,342 I picture him sounding a little bit like gold member too. 622 00:25:53,396 --> 00:25:55,440 Like, I love money. 623 00:25:58,770 --> 00:26:01,790 You've been very naughty. 624 00:26:04,770 --> 00:26:05,760 It's a. 625 00:26:09,490 --> 00:26:10,974 A taking a turn. 626 00:26:11,092 --> 00:26:11,566 Yeah. 627 00:26:11,668 --> 00:26:13,550 Not an Austin Powers podcast. 628 00:26:14,370 --> 00:26:15,014 Not yet. 629 00:26:15,092 --> 00:26:16,566 It could be. 630 00:26:16,668 --> 00:26:17,880 It's on its way. 631 00:26:18,890 --> 00:26:20,562 Rapidly approaching osteobars. 632 00:26:20,626 --> 00:26:27,598 All right, let's do our best to never talk about Eggbird again and do a little news flight. 633 00:26:27,634 --> 00:26:29,100 Everybody get the paddles ready. 634 00:26:45,170 --> 00:26:45,914 Fuck. 635 00:26:46,042 --> 00:26:46,720 Sorry. 636 00:26:47,170 --> 00:26:53,482 New Belgium's voodoo ranger creates the world's strongest can of IPA. 637 00:26:53,626 --> 00:26:54,318 Interesting. 638 00:26:54,484 --> 00:26:57,614 It's a 14 pound, eight and a half inch tall. 639 00:26:57,662 --> 00:26:58,690 Heard that before. 640 00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:04,914 19.2 ounce voodoo Ranger Imperial IPA can that has been fortified by a half an inch of 641 00:27:04,952 --> 00:27:06,674 steel and. 642 00:27:06,712 --> 00:27:07,846 Wait, what? 643 00:27:08,028 --> 00:27:11,990 Yes, if you go to the website strongestcandofipa.com. 644 00:27:12,140 --> 00:27:15,234 I did not assume that's what you meant. 645 00:27:15,282 --> 00:27:18,600 I thought you were talking about abv 19%. 646 00:27:19,770 --> 00:27:23,002 No, it's literally the can. 647 00:27:23,136 --> 00:27:27,366 And it's obviously now like one of those tourist attractions when you're doing a cross 648 00:27:27,398 --> 00:27:31,600 country trip and you got to stop at all those weird ass things like the biggest beer can 649 00:27:32,050 --> 00:27:32,478 and you. 650 00:27:32,484 --> 00:27:34,654 Can enter a contest to try and destroy it. 651 00:27:34,692 --> 00:27:40,186 They've had lasers and fire and nothing's destroyed this really stupid promotion. 652 00:27:40,378 --> 00:27:43,490 So yeah, strongestcanofipa.com is where you go. 653 00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:44,082 You're welcome. 654 00:27:44,136 --> 00:27:45,070 Voodoo Ranger. 655 00:27:45,150 --> 00:27:46,242 We're talking about it. 656 00:27:46,296 --> 00:27:47,090 Woohoo. 657 00:27:47,990 --> 00:27:53,486 Best day, which is a non alcoholic beer, has been added to Alaska flights. 658 00:27:53,598 --> 00:27:55,730 One more reason to fly southwest. 659 00:27:56,250 --> 00:28:03,122 Right on night shift brewing is releasing a Boston tea party vodka. 660 00:28:03,186 --> 00:28:04,594 It's a sweet tea vodka. 661 00:28:04,642 --> 00:28:04,806 Yeah. 662 00:28:04,828 --> 00:28:05,606 That's a great idea. 663 00:28:05,708 --> 00:28:07,266 Yeah, this is all weird. 664 00:28:07,378 --> 00:28:12,358 It's been done before, but it's in honor of the Boston Tea party. 665 00:28:12,534 --> 00:28:13,302 So, dub. 666 00:28:13,366 --> 00:28:15,286 Sorry, it's a small demographic. 667 00:28:15,478 --> 00:28:19,094 Yep, that's why this is not going to buy no new tax british. 668 00:28:19,222 --> 00:28:22,138 Yeah, they should overtax it just for. 669 00:28:22,144 --> 00:28:23,710 The make beer cheap again. 670 00:28:23,860 --> 00:28:24,494 There you go. 671 00:28:24,532 --> 00:28:26,000 Well, vodka too. 672 00:28:26,530 --> 00:28:27,710 Massachusetts. 673 00:28:29,010 --> 00:28:33,182 Dorchester Brewing and Aeronaut Brewing announced a planned merger. 674 00:28:33,246 --> 00:28:34,946 So another instance of. 675 00:28:35,048 --> 00:28:36,174 What's a merger? 676 00:28:36,302 --> 00:28:42,020 A merger of craft breweries getting together because they can't afford Brent together. 677 00:28:43,030 --> 00:28:44,734 Tilray's beer chief. 678 00:28:44,782 --> 00:28:48,130 Remember Tilray is the company that bought all those Budweiser brands. 679 00:28:48,210 --> 00:28:49,062 Shock top. 680 00:28:49,196 --> 00:28:49,880 Yeah. 681 00:28:50,650 --> 00:28:56,582 Anyways, apparently, their chief beer chief has been receiving two to three calls a day 682 00:28:56,716 --> 00:28:59,240 from various breweries trying to sell themselves. 683 00:28:59,850 --> 00:29:00,630 Come on. 684 00:29:00,700 --> 00:29:03,194 They're like, oh, you bought all this shit, you want to buy us? 685 00:29:03,312 --> 00:29:04,298 Come on. 686 00:29:04,464 --> 00:29:07,926 Yeah, I guess if shock top can get bought out, like, who can't? 687 00:29:08,038 --> 00:29:09,846 Yeah, that'd be my mindset. 688 00:29:09,958 --> 00:29:10,522 Right? 689 00:29:10,656 --> 00:29:11,802 He actually addressed it. 690 00:29:11,856 --> 00:29:13,674 He said, for us, it's all about chemistry fit. 691 00:29:13,712 --> 00:29:16,606 And we do brands that have a strategic plan that kind of work with us. 692 00:29:16,628 --> 00:29:21,198 And he went on to talk about shock top and said that there's plans what to promote it in 693 00:29:21,204 --> 00:29:21,822 2024. 694 00:29:21,876 --> 00:29:23,234 Strategic plan. 695 00:29:23,352 --> 00:29:24,798 Buy terrible beer. 696 00:29:24,894 --> 00:29:25,490 Yeah. 697 00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:26,882 Make beer gross again. 698 00:29:26,936 --> 00:29:27,650 Oh, yeah. 699 00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:28,178 Did it? 700 00:29:28,184 --> 00:29:32,114 I guess if it that, maybe, maybe. 701 00:29:32,232 --> 00:29:33,106 Here we go. 702 00:29:33,208 --> 00:29:34,142 It's planned. 703 00:29:34,206 --> 00:29:42,898 It's a conspiracy started by the orange farmers of America to sell oranges because citrus 704 00:29:43,074 --> 00:29:44,118 sales were down. 705 00:29:44,204 --> 00:29:47,874 This shit just got real, and it's the only way alcoholics will eat fruit. 706 00:29:48,002 --> 00:29:49,146 Florida man. 707 00:29:49,328 --> 00:29:51,834 Yeah, that's exactly right. 708 00:29:51,952 --> 00:29:52,234 Yeah. 709 00:29:52,272 --> 00:29:53,354 Florida man. 710 00:29:53,552 --> 00:29:53,974 Wayne. 711 00:29:54,022 --> 00:29:55,340 Some tell me I'm wrong. 712 00:29:55,950 --> 00:30:00,174 All right, before we move on to the full pour here, the booze news, let's answer some 713 00:30:00,212 --> 00:30:01,102 important questions. 714 00:30:01,236 --> 00:30:07,626 In a world where craft beer is king, a world where muscles are bigger than growlers. 715 00:30:07,738 --> 00:30:11,070 Oh, one tongue can guide us a Workout. 716 00:30:11,570 --> 00:30:12,918 One tongue. 717 00:30:13,114 --> 00:30:15,570 One tongue jobber. 718 00:30:15,990 --> 00:30:22,210 In this world, we must find out what is flax drinking. 719 00:30:23,510 --> 00:30:29,794 So the beer I picked today has no significance to the new year or the holiday. 720 00:30:29,922 --> 00:30:30,950 Fantastic. 721 00:30:31,370 --> 00:30:34,050 I just absolutely love the city of Nashville. 722 00:30:34,130 --> 00:30:39,318 And Yazoo brewing has made its way up here in distribution. 723 00:30:39,494 --> 00:30:46,938 And they're know one of the bigger, more mass producing craft breweries in Nashville, in 724 00:30:46,944 --> 00:30:47,770 Tennessee. 725 00:30:48,270 --> 00:30:51,818 And we had the enjoyment of touring their facility. 726 00:30:51,994 --> 00:30:52,602 Jesus. 727 00:30:52,666 --> 00:30:54,382 Christmas five years ago now. 728 00:30:54,516 --> 00:30:54,910 Wow. 729 00:30:54,980 --> 00:30:57,262 And I just enjoyed everything about it. 730 00:30:57,316 --> 00:31:01,002 So I'm drinking their hoppery hazy ipa. 731 00:31:01,146 --> 00:31:05,378 I don't have much left here in the can or my glass, I should say. 732 00:31:05,464 --> 00:31:08,642 So it's not super hazy, but here's what gets me down. 733 00:31:08,696 --> 00:31:14,622 The description, it calls it a soft, juicy IPA brewed with pale malt, flaked wheat, oats 734 00:31:14,686 --> 00:31:16,674 and barley, along with a blend of citrus. 735 00:31:16,722 --> 00:31:18,626 Forward hop varieties. 736 00:31:18,818 --> 00:31:22,950 Goes to say that it's dry hop twice during the active fermentation. 737 00:31:23,370 --> 00:31:26,978 Juicy mouthfeel, big hop flavor, but minimal bitterness. 738 00:31:27,074 --> 00:31:32,562 Cans is hazy, but the glass beer is not hazy, but my bad description calls it juicy. 739 00:31:32,626 --> 00:31:33,530 What's it going to be? 740 00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:34,698 What's it going to be? 741 00:31:34,784 --> 00:31:35,414 What's it tasty? 742 00:31:35,462 --> 00:31:37,062 Fix your fucking cans. 743 00:31:37,126 --> 00:31:37,354 Yes. 744 00:31:37,392 --> 00:31:38,790 So I got to say juicy. 745 00:31:38,870 --> 00:31:39,526 Call them juicy. 746 00:31:39,558 --> 00:31:40,630 Just call them juicy. 747 00:31:40,790 --> 00:31:43,238 It's not that hard or unfiltered, then. 748 00:31:43,264 --> 00:31:45,438 You don't have to worry about the haziness of it. 749 00:31:45,524 --> 00:31:46,158 All right. 750 00:31:46,244 --> 00:31:50,682 It's just buying this beer, and it wasn't expensive by any standards. 751 00:31:50,746 --> 00:31:53,518 It was, like nine and a half dollars for a six pack. 752 00:31:53,604 --> 00:31:54,830 Holy shit. 753 00:31:55,570 --> 00:31:58,738 I think it's only, like, 6% or something like that. 754 00:31:58,824 --> 00:32:00,014 It's like a six pack of coke. 755 00:32:00,062 --> 00:32:00,530 So what? 756 00:32:00,600 --> 00:32:05,778 That doesn't exist in our world unless it's the oldest clearance beer you've ever met. 757 00:32:05,864 --> 00:32:06,066 Yeah. 758 00:32:06,088 --> 00:32:07,720 So it's 6.8%. 759 00:32:08,090 --> 00:32:12,114 So, I mean, either way, it's a great buy because it is super citrus. 760 00:32:12,162 --> 00:32:14,150 Forward on the nose. 761 00:32:14,730 --> 00:32:19,382 You could definitely smell, like, the bitterness coming through on the aroma. 762 00:32:19,446 --> 00:32:22,934 It doesn't hit very much on the old tongue jobber. 763 00:32:22,982 --> 00:32:24,390 It's, like, a little bit lingering. 764 00:32:24,470 --> 00:32:28,380 It's a lighter body, lighter flavor to it. 765 00:32:28,750 --> 00:32:30,322 A little bit citrus. 766 00:32:30,486 --> 00:32:32,000 More dank than anything. 767 00:32:32,450 --> 00:32:33,840 Really good buy. 768 00:32:34,210 --> 00:32:35,198 It really is. 769 00:32:35,284 --> 00:32:38,558 Just fix your fucking cans, please. 770 00:32:38,644 --> 00:32:40,000 We say it all the time. 771 00:32:40,450 --> 00:32:44,606 If it's not hazy, you don't got to get into the trend and call. 772 00:32:44,628 --> 00:32:45,562 It a hazy ipa. 773 00:32:45,626 --> 00:32:48,334 It just gives people a certain level of expectation. 774 00:32:48,462 --> 00:32:49,140 Right. 775 00:32:49,590 --> 00:32:53,918 I bought the six pack thinking, I wonder what a hazy from these guys is going to taste 776 00:32:53,934 --> 00:32:54,210 like. 777 00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:56,900 And I went home and I poured one out. 778 00:32:57,450 --> 00:32:59,670 Just immediate disappointment. 779 00:33:00,810 --> 00:33:03,542 Turns out you're still waiting to find out what a hazy from them. 780 00:33:03,596 --> 00:33:04,934 What a hazy from them tastes like. 781 00:33:04,972 --> 00:33:05,560 Exactly. 782 00:33:05,930 --> 00:33:08,530 So all in all, solid beer. 783 00:33:08,610 --> 00:33:14,554 It's got a three six six on untapped super under what I think it would be probably more 784 00:33:14,592 --> 00:33:15,002 like a. 785 00:33:15,056 --> 00:33:18,006 Well, I shouldn't say super, but it's a delectable beer. 786 00:33:18,038 --> 00:33:19,834 It's like 3839, probably. 787 00:33:19,952 --> 00:33:20,330 Yeah. 788 00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:22,494 But even a three six, you double that. 789 00:33:22,532 --> 00:33:26,830 On a scale of ten, it's a seven out of ten, which isn't terrible. 790 00:33:27,570 --> 00:33:29,402 So good beer. 791 00:33:29,466 --> 00:33:32,270 Fix your can, fix your cans. 792 00:33:32,850 --> 00:33:33,534 All right. 793 00:33:33,652 --> 00:33:34,730 Cheers, Yazoo. 794 00:33:34,810 --> 00:33:35,934 Thanks for coming to Milwaukee. 795 00:33:35,982 --> 00:33:37,714 Oh, I should have been more ready, actually. 796 00:33:37,752 --> 00:33:39,422 It's pronounced mealywalke. 797 00:33:39,566 --> 00:33:42,180 You didn't know it was coming, that's what. 798 00:33:43,030 --> 00:33:43,758 Yep, yep. 799 00:33:43,854 --> 00:33:44,514 Left it open. 800 00:33:44,552 --> 00:33:45,362 There you go. 801 00:33:45,496 --> 00:33:49,700 Also, what Deb children be do. 802 00:33:50,630 --> 00:33:51,938 You're welcome, Deb. 803 00:33:52,104 --> 00:33:52,814 All right, let's. 804 00:33:52,862 --> 00:33:53,098 Let's. 805 00:33:53,134 --> 00:33:55,206 Let's get a little news in before we wrap things up. 806 00:33:55,308 --> 00:34:00,578 There's a rumor going around that Diageo is seeking to offload harp and just about all of 807 00:34:00,604 --> 00:34:02,970 their other beer brands except for Guinness. 808 00:34:03,390 --> 00:34:04,682 I don't know what to say about that. 809 00:34:04,736 --> 00:34:05,002 Whatever. 810 00:34:05,056 --> 00:34:06,060 Yeah, I was just. 811 00:34:06,510 --> 00:34:07,610 Yeah, yeah, whatever. 812 00:34:07,680 --> 00:34:09,830 Who are their other beer brands besides harp? 813 00:34:09,910 --> 00:34:10,922 Burn Guinness down. 814 00:34:10,976 --> 00:34:11,546 I don't know. 815 00:34:11,648 --> 00:34:13,178 Burn down. 816 00:34:13,344 --> 00:34:14,022 Sorry. 817 00:34:14,176 --> 00:34:14,782 I don't know. 818 00:34:14,836 --> 00:34:15,994 Harp and Harp. 819 00:34:16,122 --> 00:34:17,354 It's like harp and Guinness. 820 00:34:17,402 --> 00:34:18,880 Like, what else do you have? 821 00:34:19,490 --> 00:34:20,074 Smittics. 822 00:34:20,122 --> 00:34:21,102 There's, like, another one. 823 00:34:21,156 --> 00:34:22,462 Oh, see, I don't know any of that. 824 00:34:22,516 --> 00:34:23,838 Yeah, I'm not familiar with that. 825 00:34:23,924 --> 00:34:26,286 I would drink a smiddix before I drink a Guinness. 826 00:34:26,398 --> 00:34:29,330 I would drink just about anything before drinking a Guinness. 827 00:34:29,670 --> 00:34:30,322 There's that. 828 00:34:30,376 --> 00:34:31,342 Except for Corona. 829 00:34:31,406 --> 00:34:31,890 That's true. 830 00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:33,778 That's for about anything. 831 00:34:33,944 --> 00:34:34,660 Yeah. 832 00:34:35,290 --> 00:34:40,920 Kid rock says he's done boycotting Bud light and says, I think they've got the. 833 00:34:43,850 --> 00:34:44,310 This. 834 00:34:44,380 --> 00:34:45,494 This is actually funny to. 835 00:34:45,532 --> 00:34:45,878 Right? 836 00:34:45,964 --> 00:34:47,320 Oh, it's funny to Mel. 837 00:34:48,170 --> 00:34:51,430 You know, Bud light used to be the biggest beer brand, right? 838 00:34:51,500 --> 00:34:56,198 And then the flop happened and the kid rock boycott, which meant nothing to anybody, 839 00:34:56,284 --> 00:34:56,678 really. 840 00:34:56,764 --> 00:34:58,834 But then Modelo. 841 00:34:58,962 --> 00:35:00,106 Did I say it right, Greg? 842 00:35:00,178 --> 00:35:00,846 Sure. 843 00:35:01,028 --> 00:35:01,662 Okay. 844 00:35:01,796 --> 00:35:05,710 Modelo became the number one beer brand in the country. 845 00:35:05,780 --> 00:35:06,110 Right? 846 00:35:06,180 --> 00:35:07,758 Mel's laughing her ass off. 847 00:35:07,844 --> 00:35:08,286 Yes. 848 00:35:08,388 --> 00:35:14,418 So if you go to any events now, they do not serve Bud light. 849 00:35:14,504 --> 00:35:19,918 You will find, like, miller light, Coors light and Modelo especial. 850 00:35:20,094 --> 00:35:25,630 All the anheuser bush trucks now are Modelo trucks. 851 00:35:25,790 --> 00:35:27,714 They're not bud light trucks. 852 00:35:27,842 --> 00:35:29,446 And it blows my mind. 853 00:35:29,548 --> 00:35:30,742 But nobody knows who. 854 00:35:30,796 --> 00:35:34,294 But nobody knows Budweiser's still getting all that money. 855 00:35:34,332 --> 00:35:34,834 Stupids. 856 00:35:34,882 --> 00:35:35,298 Yep. 857 00:35:35,394 --> 00:35:36,534 They rich, you not. 858 00:35:36,652 --> 00:35:37,030 Yeah. 859 00:35:37,100 --> 00:35:38,746 I'll tell you what that PP ain't doing. 860 00:35:38,848 --> 00:35:41,290 Knowing that they own motel. 861 00:35:42,990 --> 00:35:44,060 Nailed it. 862 00:35:48,910 --> 00:35:50,230 Not a smart peepee. 863 00:35:50,310 --> 00:35:51,606 Not a smart peepee. 864 00:35:51,718 --> 00:35:54,742 All right, we'll end it with a Vanessa. 865 00:35:54,806 --> 00:35:55,770 Oh, yes. 866 00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:57,306 Oh, and hi, Vanessa. 867 00:35:57,418 --> 00:35:58,554 Hey, Vanessa. 868 00:35:58,682 --> 00:35:59,514 Hi, Vanessa. 869 00:35:59,562 --> 00:36:01,726 But before we get there, we'll end it with a list. 870 00:36:01,828 --> 00:36:02,810 I love lists. 871 00:36:02,890 --> 00:36:05,090 The drunkest cities in America. 872 00:36:06,630 --> 00:36:08,850 Flex has seen this one already. 873 00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:11,714 This is compliments, but not this year. 874 00:36:11,832 --> 00:36:13,074 We try to do it every year. 875 00:36:13,112 --> 00:36:13,362 Yeah. 876 00:36:13,416 --> 00:36:13,682 Good. 877 00:36:13,736 --> 00:36:18,494 Well, this is compliments of the badger, barstool sports, which apparently is like a shoot 878 00:36:18,542 --> 00:36:19,866 off of barstool sports. 879 00:36:19,918 --> 00:36:21,622 I was going to ask that, too. 880 00:36:21,676 --> 00:36:22,982 Okay, there's, like, every city. 881 00:36:23,036 --> 00:36:23,602 Barstool. 882 00:36:23,666 --> 00:36:25,206 There's, like a rep for it. 883 00:36:25,308 --> 00:36:26,310 I had no idea. 884 00:36:26,380 --> 00:36:27,474 I didn't know that was a thing. 885 00:36:27,532 --> 00:36:33,718 But anyways, so here's the top 15, starting at 15, Sheboygan, Wisconsin. 886 00:36:33,814 --> 00:36:34,822 Number 14. 887 00:36:34,966 --> 00:36:35,754 Oh. 888 00:36:35,952 --> 00:36:40,006 Dubuki, Iowa. 889 00:36:40,118 --> 00:36:40,918 Debuke. 890 00:36:41,014 --> 00:36:42,038 Debuke. 891 00:36:42,214 --> 00:36:43,094 Is that Debuke? 892 00:36:43,142 --> 00:36:44,278 That's just Dubuque. 893 00:36:44,374 --> 00:36:45,530 Dubuki. 894 00:36:46,130 --> 00:36:48,026 Bukhaki, Iowa. 895 00:36:48,218 --> 00:36:49,066 Bukhaki. 896 00:36:49,098 --> 00:36:49,678 Right. 897 00:36:49,844 --> 00:36:50,798 Got it. 898 00:36:50,964 --> 00:36:51,642 Number 13. 899 00:36:51,706 --> 00:36:53,066 Iowa City, Iowa. 900 00:36:53,098 --> 00:36:54,682 Number twelve, Fondulock. 901 00:36:54,746 --> 00:36:55,690 Man, they're slipping. 902 00:36:55,770 --> 00:36:56,426 Fondulac. 903 00:36:56,458 --> 00:36:57,790 Yeah, Fondulock. 904 00:36:57,950 --> 00:36:59,310 Is that also Iowa? 905 00:36:59,390 --> 00:37:00,206 That's Wisconsin. 906 00:37:00,238 --> 00:37:01,102 That's Wisconsin. 907 00:37:01,166 --> 00:37:02,386 My uncle used to live there. 908 00:37:02,408 --> 00:37:02,946 When he lived there. 909 00:37:02,968 --> 00:37:06,420 He said it was like the drunkest by per capita in the. 910 00:37:07,510 --> 00:37:08,146 Pick it up. 911 00:37:08,168 --> 00:37:09,178 Fondelac. 912 00:37:09,374 --> 00:37:11,538 Eleven, Moncato. 913 00:37:11,714 --> 00:37:12,738 Northmoncato. 914 00:37:12,754 --> 00:37:13,394 In Minnesota. 915 00:37:13,442 --> 00:37:14,210 Monkedo. 916 00:37:14,290 --> 00:37:15,378 Monkedo? 917 00:37:15,554 --> 00:37:16,086 Yeah. 918 00:37:16,188 --> 00:37:16,962 Mankato. 919 00:37:17,026 --> 00:37:18,854 I don't know fucking midwestern names. 920 00:37:18,902 --> 00:37:20,470 Number ten, lacrosse. 921 00:37:20,550 --> 00:37:22,006 On Alaska. 922 00:37:22,198 --> 00:37:23,366 On Alaska. 923 00:37:23,478 --> 00:37:24,438 It's hyphenated. 924 00:37:24,534 --> 00:37:25,770 Who's hyphenated? 925 00:37:28,350 --> 00:37:30,486 The correct pronunciation of all. 926 00:37:30,528 --> 00:37:33,274 And what the fuck is wrong with your lines being drawn? 927 00:37:33,322 --> 00:37:35,498 It's in both Wisconsin and Minnesota. 928 00:37:35,594 --> 00:37:43,306 Okay, so lacrosse is technically in Wisconsin, right, but it is right on the Mississippi 929 00:37:43,338 --> 00:37:43,770 river. 930 00:37:43,850 --> 00:37:47,810 So then you just take the bridge across the Mississippi and it's like. 931 00:37:47,960 --> 00:37:53,506 Then you're in Minnesota and it's a different city, but it's like they kind of consider it, 932 00:37:53,528 --> 00:37:55,362 like, shared sometimes. 933 00:37:55,496 --> 00:37:55,950 Weird. 934 00:37:56,030 --> 00:37:56,702 It's bizarre. 935 00:37:56,766 --> 00:38:01,318 It's like there are people who can live in Minnesota and their kids can go to school in 936 00:38:01,324 --> 00:38:02,930 Wisconsin and vice versa. 937 00:38:03,090 --> 00:38:03,890 Super weird. 938 00:38:03,970 --> 00:38:04,950 It's bizarre. 939 00:38:05,530 --> 00:38:06,358 Number nine. 940 00:38:06,444 --> 00:38:10,534 Is it Wisconsin? 941 00:38:10,582 --> 00:38:11,034 Yeah. 942 00:38:11,152 --> 00:38:11,594 Number eight. 943 00:38:11,632 --> 00:38:13,286 Grand Forks, North Dakota. 944 00:38:13,318 --> 00:38:14,650 Slash, Minnesota. 945 00:38:15,310 --> 00:38:17,340 Fucking lines out there. 946 00:38:17,950 --> 00:38:18,650 Number seven. 947 00:38:18,720 --> 00:38:20,338 Missoula, Montana. 948 00:38:20,534 --> 00:38:21,358 Number six. 949 00:38:21,444 --> 00:38:22,602 Oshkosh. 950 00:38:22,746 --> 00:38:23,710 Nina. 951 00:38:24,050 --> 00:38:24,634 Nina. 952 00:38:24,682 --> 00:38:24,990 Yeah. 953 00:38:25,060 --> 00:38:29,354 Nina, yeah, I want to say Oshkosh, but, gosh, that's in Wisconsin. 954 00:38:29,402 --> 00:38:30,094 Number five. 955 00:38:30,212 --> 00:38:31,674 Fargo, North Dakota. 956 00:38:31,722 --> 00:38:33,150 Slash, Minnesota. 957 00:38:34,950 --> 00:38:37,566 Somebody get these guys a fucking protractor. 958 00:38:37,758 --> 00:38:39,374 Number four, Madison, Wisconsin. 959 00:38:39,422 --> 00:38:39,922 Number three. 960 00:38:39,976 --> 00:38:41,134 Appleton, Wisconsin. 961 00:38:41,182 --> 00:38:43,006 Number two, Eclair. 962 00:38:43,118 --> 00:38:44,190 Wisconsin. 963 00:38:44,350 --> 00:38:44,722 Yeah. 964 00:38:44,776 --> 00:38:45,380 Wow. 965 00:38:46,010 --> 00:38:46,674 Eclair. 966 00:38:46,722 --> 00:38:47,030 Yeah. 967 00:38:47,100 --> 00:38:47,586 Eclair. 968 00:38:47,618 --> 00:38:48,198 Okay. 969 00:38:48,364 --> 00:38:50,674 And number one, Green Bay, Wisconsin. 970 00:38:50,722 --> 00:38:50,886 Yeah. 971 00:38:50,908 --> 00:38:51,622 It's crazy. 972 00:38:51,756 --> 00:38:52,294 Yeah. 973 00:38:52,412 --> 00:38:54,258 So many drunk Wisconsin cities. 974 00:38:54,354 --> 00:38:55,000 Wow. 975 00:38:57,290 --> 00:38:57,974 Okay, good. 976 00:38:58,012 --> 00:38:58,694 It's not just me. 977 00:38:58,732 --> 00:38:59,442 When it's that cold. 978 00:38:59,506 --> 00:39:00,879 I think you got to be hammered to live there. 979 00:39:00,879 --> 00:39:02,314 There's nothing else to do. 980 00:39:02,432 --> 00:39:04,714 Yeah, there's got to be some stuff to do. 981 00:39:04,752 --> 00:39:07,722 But know, not up in wasaw, let me tell you. 982 00:39:07,776 --> 00:39:09,050 You have to be warm. 983 00:39:09,870 --> 00:39:10,662 You know what's warm? 984 00:39:10,726 --> 00:39:12,086 Cold bars. 985 00:39:12,198 --> 00:39:15,050 Do you know what Wisconsin has a lot of bars. 986 00:39:15,390 --> 00:39:16,542 Yeah, but that's the same. 987 00:39:16,596 --> 00:39:17,694 I don't know, like, where I live. 988 00:39:17,732 --> 00:39:18,446 It's the same thing, too. 989 00:39:18,468 --> 00:39:20,106 It's like food and drink everywhere. 990 00:39:20,218 --> 00:39:21,534 Like, what else are you going to do? 991 00:39:21,572 --> 00:39:22,430 Go hiking. 992 00:39:22,870 --> 00:39:23,618 Okay. 993 00:39:23,784 --> 00:39:24,766 Go shopping. 994 00:39:24,878 --> 00:39:25,346 Okay. 995 00:39:25,448 --> 00:39:25,838 Wakeboard. 996 00:39:25,854 --> 00:39:26,846 But you're going to eat and drink. 997 00:39:26,878 --> 00:39:31,070 Before and or after go wakeboarding in November. 998 00:39:31,150 --> 00:39:32,180 No big deal. 999 00:39:32,710 --> 00:39:36,114 We can't do that, you guys. 1000 00:39:36,312 --> 00:39:37,166 A little too cold. 1001 00:39:37,198 --> 00:39:39,880 But it's been really unseasonably warm here. 1002 00:39:40,570 --> 00:39:42,326 55 degrees today. 1003 00:39:42,508 --> 00:39:43,094 Oh, wow. 1004 00:39:43,132 --> 00:39:43,430 Yeah. 1005 00:39:43,500 --> 00:39:47,846 We were at this Christmas party the other day and some guy was talking to us, and turns out 1006 00:39:47,868 --> 00:39:51,114 he was from the east coast, and it's only the second or third year here. 1007 00:39:51,152 --> 00:39:53,094 And he goes, is this normal? 1008 00:39:53,142 --> 00:39:54,134 Normal Christmas weather? 1009 00:39:54,182 --> 00:39:55,942 And I was like, yeah, shorts. 1010 00:39:56,006 --> 00:39:56,570 Absolutely. 1011 00:39:56,720 --> 00:39:57,510 Very normal. 1012 00:39:57,590 --> 00:39:59,782 I said last year was surprisingly cold. 1013 00:39:59,846 --> 00:40:02,598 This is normal Southern California Christmas. 1014 00:40:02,694 --> 00:40:04,678 He's like, it's weird not getting jackets out. 1015 00:40:04,704 --> 00:40:06,650 I was like, do you need to own jackets, bud? 1016 00:40:06,810 --> 00:40:08,414 Like, a nice hoodie is all you need. 1017 00:40:08,452 --> 00:40:10,240 Yeah, I do love a good. 1018 00:40:10,610 --> 00:40:11,710 Oh, it's the best. 1019 00:40:11,780 --> 00:40:13,310 Nice and comfy weather. 1020 00:40:13,470 --> 00:40:14,258 Yeah, exactly. 1021 00:40:14,344 --> 00:40:15,490 Daddy weather. 1022 00:40:16,230 --> 00:40:18,050 Cuddle up, buttercup. 1023 00:40:19,430 --> 00:40:21,762 So dope with that. 1024 00:40:21,816 --> 00:40:22,994 We will hit some music. 1025 00:40:23,112 --> 00:40:24,754 Mel, thanks for hanging with us. 1026 00:40:24,872 --> 00:40:26,066 Thanks for having me. 1027 00:40:26,168 --> 00:40:26,494 Yeah. 1028 00:40:26,552 --> 00:40:28,840 Good luck running. 1029 00:40:29,530 --> 00:40:30,550 Yeah, thanks. 1030 00:40:30,620 --> 00:40:32,102 I need all the luck I can get. 1031 00:40:32,156 --> 00:40:32,422 Yeah. 1032 00:40:32,476 --> 00:40:34,598 As this drops, you'll be running next week. 1033 00:40:34,684 --> 00:40:38,038 Hope everybody has a happy and safe new year. 1034 00:40:38,204 --> 00:40:38,582 Yeah. 1035 00:40:38,636 --> 00:40:39,510 Don't drink and drive. 1036 00:40:39,580 --> 00:40:40,706 Uber Lyft. 1037 00:40:40,898 --> 00:40:42,122 Get a walk and drive instead. 1038 00:40:42,176 --> 00:40:43,098 Or drink at home. 1039 00:40:43,184 --> 00:40:43,786 Drink at home. 1040 00:40:43,808 --> 00:40:44,426 That's what we'll be doing. 1041 00:40:44,448 --> 00:40:44,922 We're old. 1042 00:40:44,976 --> 00:40:45,446 Be safe. 1043 00:40:45,478 --> 00:40:46,362 Have a good time. 1044 00:40:46,496 --> 00:40:47,082 Yeah. 1045 00:40:47,216 --> 00:40:48,540 Happy New year. 1046 00:40:49,470 --> 00:40:52,058 Find us on the socials at crappy Republic, at Flexmen. 1047 00:40:52,074 --> 00:40:53,150 Beer underscores in between. 1048 00:40:53,220 --> 00:40:54,746 And of course, at Beergirl. 1049 00:40:54,858 --> 00:40:57,630 Underscore Mel this week. 1050 00:40:57,780 --> 00:40:59,342 805538. 1051 00:40:59,396 --> 00:40:59,754 Beer. 1052 00:40:59,802 --> 00:41:01,470 It's 2337. 1053 00:41:01,620 --> 00:41:03,662 Mail@crappyrepublic.com I think that's everything. 1054 00:41:03,716 --> 00:41:06,186 I hope everyone's staying very well hydrated. 1055 00:41:06,298 --> 00:41:08,560 And on that note, good night, everybody.