Sour Grapes 00:00:00

Welcome. Welcome to the Best 5 Minute Wine Podcast with Forrest Kelly. You won't believe the injustice I'm dealing with, Forrest. Absolute tyranny.

Forrest Kelly 00:00:09

Let me guess. You still think the Best 5 Minute Wine Podcast isn't giving you enough airtime, right?

Sour Grapes 00:00:15

Exactly. And I figured out how to fix it.

Forrest Kelly 00:00:18

I'm almost afraid to ask.

Sour Grapes 00:00:19

I'm taking my favorite dog, Bubbly, to the groomer. He's gonna get a full body shave.

Forrest Kelly 00:00:24

You're what?

Sour Grapes 00:00:25

Then brace yourself. I get justiceforSourGrapes tattooed on his side. Think grapes.

Forrest Kelly 00:00:32

You just can't shave and tattoo your dog for podcast publicity.

Sour Grapes 00:00:36

Oh, but I can.

Forrest Kelly 00:00:37

No. Legally, I'm pretty sure you actually can't do that.

Sour Grapes 00:00:41

Okay, maybe.

Forrest Kelly 00:00:41

Did you even ask Bubbly if he was okay with this plan?

Sour Grapes 00:00:45

Yes, I did ask him. I said, Bubbly, are you okay with this plan? He looked at me, tenderly, licked himself, and then whimpered. That means it's a go. But what if. Hear me out. We just do a vineyard pattern instead? A classy artistic statement. A living, breathing tribute to the wine world.

Forrest Kelly 00:01:02

That's gets less terrible, but still insane. Sour.

Sour Grapes 00:01:06

And a tiny Beret' He needs to look cultured.

Forrest Kelly 00:01:09

You know, for a guy named after bitterness, you sure put a lot of thought into aesthetics.

Sour Grapes 00:01:13

All part of the brand, Forrest. Now let's get to the groomer. Justice isn't going to shave itself. Remember, this is Sour Grapes and Bubbly dispensing grumpy wisdom one vintage at a time. Justice for Sour Grapes. The Best 5 Minute Wine Podcast.