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that is ChelseyBD Donn,

That is Trey Gerrald.

and together we are.

The Review Queen.

Trey.

Would you like to.

Lodge A Complaint.

Oh yes, diva.

Okay.

'I really need to Lodge A Complaint against people who are going through A'.

Stop walk.

What?

A' Crosswalk.

crosswalk.

Okay.

Yes.

People who choose to cross at A' stop crosswalk.

Why can't 'I say this word?

Okay.

All right.

People who choose willy nilly to just leisurely walk through A' crosswalk without any speed behind

Like 'I don't understand, like 'I don't understand people that have no sense of urgency, period.

But 'I really do not understand A' lack of awareness that the light has turned

Yeah.

You just decide, I'm just gonna be really, really slow.

Who cares?

It doesn't matter.

Nothing takes me from zero to 100 faster than that shit.

Especially if 'I see someone being like, oh, the light's about to change.

So they run to the crosswalk and then the middle, as soon as they get to the middle

I'm like, are you kidding?

Now's the chance to be murdered.

Have you ever experienced this?

Why does it make me so angry?

It just feels like 'I think.

It just goes back to the theme of like not being aware of your surroundings and who's around

God forbid, A' million times.

You know, she never even touch A' situation close to this, but God forbid somebody hits

So 'I think that's sort of where it comes from too.

Cuz you're like, well I'm not gonna move, I'm not even get anywhere near you because 'I don't

But like 'I have to be more aware.

And so 'I don't know, just like the social agreement.

Should be like, I'm the person, I'm gonna walk as fast as 'I can.

Oh my God.

The thing is turning green, run, run, run, run, run.

And that's like the end of it.

And 'I feel like everyone appreciates that.

Like even if you are towards the end and you do A' little run, run, run.

I'm not like mad at that person.

I'm like, maybe they needed to cross.

At least they hustled.

But if you're like not gonna hustle and you want A', nice mosey like Abey Lane,

is that Oh, the

The Beatles like thing where they're, you know, like, if that's what you

Like before we even have the flash, when it's just the walking man, that's when you go 'I.

If you see the, the hand you wait, you gotta pick A' Lane.

You know what 'I mean?

Yeah, it really just bugs me to not care.

Cuz you can see, you can see when you're walking that now the light perpendicular is red.

So you know,

also like the stop thing stops before it turns green, so it's like stop walking

Yeah.

There's no ambiguity to this.

You know that you're being A' dick.

right?

Yeah.

Oh, it makes me

Or you don't know you're being A' dick.

Like, 'I think that, that's what I'm feeling more and more is it's, it's

It's, I'm so unaware.

I'm so not present.

It's not even on my wavelength.

You know, 'I don't think that like these people are just moseying along.

'I really just think that they're in their own world and they're not thinking

Well, it could be the two worlds, but I'm, I'm hearing like if someone

But 'I would not honk if it looks like someone is like, oh, I'm the Queen of Meryl Street,

And 'I know that you're all stuck behind me because I'm the Queen.

That makes me like

'I guess maybe 'I just don't see the Queen that much.

Hmm.

Interesting.

Maybe, maybe there's like A' difference on the coast.

be also 'I.

Think there is A' difference on the coast because in La

you can get A'

You can get A' ticket for jaywalking.

So it's not really A' part of the culture, so to speak, to be just like crossing whatever you want.

The city is like A', walking City, so it's like the Walkers rule, the roost.

And maybe you're right.

Now that I'm thinking about it, it is more just like I'm gonna do what 'I want.

And even when 'I have like New York friends come to LA it'll be A' time where

And they'll start like running and I'm like girlfriend, like.

'I.

Think of the classic 'I.

Don't know what movie it is, but the guy hitting the cabin, he's like, I'm walking here.

You know?

Whereas in the Midwest, what's super interesting, they'll stop, they got A' green light ahead.

They see A' passenger trying to cross the road.

They'll just stop.

Go ahead,

makes no

go

'I don't understand that.

They, it wasn't like that in the South

People didn't walk in the South.

'I.

Oh no.

'I don't 'I.

Have no 'I, have no

drove through the drive-throughs.

Mm-hmm.

Sonic.

All right.

That's my Complaint enough on this topic.

Oh my God.

'I, love

Just everyone be aware.

Okay?

And it like, if A' huge vehicle can murder and kill you, why don't you just have some

A' Queen in that situation, but definitely be A' Queen when it comes to reviews.

ChelseyBD 'I.

Think it's time for us to,

Review.

That, Review,

As you know, we are your trustee.

Review Queens.

We bring in reviews from the internet that we feel need to be inspected.

we read you A' review, then we break it down and rate the impact of that

Assess, That, Kvetch.

And ChelseyBD, it's you this week.

What have you brought in?

Well, well, well, Trey, it has been A' while, hasn't it?

Since we have visited the site, Airbnb hell.com.

Do you remember when we did that?

The crazy situation with the Cliff?

yes.

'I Do remember this?

So 'I decided to do A', little Sleuthing and 'I found another review.

Unfortunately, my least favorite part about this website is that it doesn't have A' name,

Okay.

The subject of the review before we name them is Odd Pet Situation.

Host expects guest to take care of dogs,

Oh no.

so

we call them Dr.

Doolittle?

we can call them Dr.

Doolittle 'I was thinking about titling this whole episode dog doghouse,

It's A' Dark House.

so maybe we can call them doghouse.

Okay,

Okay, let's call them doghouse.

Sure.

So this is A' one-star review from Airbnb hell.com written by doghouse.

Okay.

Subject odd pet situation.

Hosts expect guests to take care of dogs.

'I will start off by saying that this Airbnb listing did not mention

So 'I was both shocked and pleasantly surprised.

'I like animals.

When 'I saw two small dogs outside on the patio, they were puppies, 'I, don't mind dogs, and

It turns out the owner was A' live out owner and no one owned the dogs.

There was one guy who 'I think was supposed to look after the flat and the dogs and serve as

Sometimes all day, and most of the night

Hmm.

'I don't know if this guy had A' job, but while these dogs were getting

The neighbors would knock on the door and leave notes telling us that the dogs were crying.

There were three adults in the apartment who gone for most of the day.

These poor dogs were not getting the best care.

The other tenant in the apartment and 'I offered to walk them, but they had no leashes.

Oh my God.

Cut to later in the week, two people came into the flat to adopt one of the dogs.

Okay, so the owner breeds dogs and then dumps them in the Airbnb until they can be adopted.

That's A' pretty shitty thing to do to the dogs.

There were some other odd things about the place as well.

The place looked like it was being lived in by someone else entirely.

The kitchen had random family photos, none of which included the photos of the host.

There were boxes full of stuff and luggage in the closets.

The bathrooms were stocked with A', whole bunch of half used toiletries.

It felt like A' dumping ground, which someone never really moved out of.

On top of that, the place was on the bottom of A' massive building, which was under construction.

I'm sure this isn't the worst experience, but it was odd and misleading

'I.

There was no transparency and neither the random guy or the host ever explained

Doghouse.

Okay, so 'I, remember with Airbnb, hell do they link to the listing

'I know.

'I knew you were gonna ask me that.

No, there's no hyperlink unfortunately.

And 'I, 'I, you know, 'I did wanna discuss that cuz 'I don't know how that affects

'I mean it's A'.

Very upsetting review.

Like what, what is happening here?

It also took me A' very long time to sort of figure out that it was an apartment

Right.

Yeah, yeah,

like the neighbors.

And then it's sort of like the other 'I, like 'I didn't understand what was happening and

So it makes me think this is like

This is like you.

Yes, definitely.

And then 'I like missed three sentences cuz 'I was like, what the fuck is A'?

Live out what?

A' like 'I was like wrapping my brain

Well, no 'I think they were just saying live out like meaning

So like this host 'I mean.

Think about this situation, right?

You go on Airbnb, you find A' listing.

It mentions nothing about anyone else inhabiting the space.

There's pictures, whatever.

You see the photo of the host and the first thing that you see are

Like 'I would be both delighted cuz 'I love puppies, but also like who's taking

Like is somebody else gonna walk in?

Like what is the story?

And also like the dogs are being fed and watered by who?

And then who is the random family?

'I don't know,

It, it like made me think first of all, like those photos that are like

Also for A' sake of clarity, this apartment, so the dogs are in A' back patio.

They were puppies, which also like you don't walk puppies Donn.

Don't know if like dog house didn't know that, but like that could be the reason

So you don't just walk A' puppy.

Clearly these dogs are neglected.

That's goes

That's clear.

Yes.

'I mean.

The whole premise of this is so absurd.

Like it goes without saying like, can you imagine checking into an

Like, what the

fuck, 'I,

the fuck?

makes no sense to me.

It doesn't make sense.

There's definitely some pieces from the narrative that 'I feel like are missing.

The doghouse didn't do the best job at sort of leading the transition.

You know, they're saying things like the attendant was not available, but sometimes available.

So 'I wanna know, like, did you confront them?

Also, the neighbors like, now I'm understanding it's an apartment complex,

'I.

Don't think that the, for the record, 'I, don't think that these dogs are

Think maybe there's like A' dog door that takes 'em out to the back patio where they probably pee.

Also, how long was Doghouses stay?

They didn't tell us.

that's another thing cuz I'm wondering like, God forbid, what if you

And forgot to get like 'I don't under, like 'I don't understand the whole narrative

and then, oh yeah, then they say, so this was also, doesn't make sense cuz first

Then they say there were three adults in the apartment who gone for most of the day.

right?

What

Is this A' room in A', like in an apartment?

maybe it is A' room in an

Which like in that case it's, it's still weird, but it's A' little bit

Oh,

entering into like A' four bedroom apartment where one of the bedrooms they rent

wait.

Maybe it is that.

But then also like the neighbors are slipping notes and then they say that the other person,

But then 'I am so there are so many critical details

That are missing.

left out.

'I think so.

if you're at the bottom and there's A', lot of construction, like on the higher

Well, they're not complaining about that.

You know what 'I mean?

They're just saying like they're just mentioning it.

It sounds like the real point of confusion for me is the random dog.

And then the three other people living in the apartment.

And is the random guy one of the three other roommates, are they roommates?

wait.

And then also this whole conversation about the family pictures and the half

Yeah.

I'm so confused.

Well, right.

The like half used lotion and toiletries, which it's like if they're just renting A'

Right.

You wouldn't think it was A' dumping zone if there's other roommates,

But if they're, but if they're doing an en suite, wouldn't 'I just think it's

I'm confused.

Mm.

Getting more and more confused as we go.

But what is valuable u unique information here for me is like you've

for this

Yeah, cuz doghouse said like they didn't even say that there

Listen, it depends on how we're taking this review.

'I would think, if I'm using this as A', my recommendation, if 'I were to rent out an Airbnb,

Even if it's not in the listing.

And I'm also curious here, like if 'I found myself in this circumstance, would 'I

'I?

It's 'I.

Feel like the animals are endangered here.

Like this is like,

'I mean 'I.

Think that's what they're making us feel like.

On the one hand, and 'I don't mean to be insensitive cuz you know 'I love dogs, but

A'.

Hundred percent.

Like the dogs are getting fed, the dogs are drinking water.

If they're out on the patio, then maybe there's like A' grass patch out on the patio and

And then like there are.

Three other roommates, so like should two puppies, which again, we don't know how old these puppies

You're A' puppy through 'I.

Guess like age one, right?

Should these puppies be left?

You know, willy-nilly in the apartment, having the spaces, an Airbnb

No, but are they like in immediate danger?

To the degree that we're being told.

'I, don't know.

'I, just think it's more of A' bizarre situation.

And 'I just want more, even though like they end the review by saying, like,

'I just want more of like, where is the, like the urgency is like, oh,

But I'm not feeling the urgency of like, of course, like 'I would

So do you think that doghouse is being truthful or do

'I don't know 'I, mean 'I think they're being truthful because it sounds like

But 'I don't know if their truth is everybody's truth.

'I don't know

cuz 'I feel like they are being truthful.

But can you be truthful if you're lying by omission like 'I?

Feel like there's

know.

That's the question.

And then what about spelling, grammar,

Just like that one error

right?

But

But that was kind of A' critical point of the review

yes.

And if we are missing so much of the narrative, like do 'I consider that and spelling, grammar

'I?

Don't know

Yeah.

'I think that by the rules of like storytelling and

grading this as an essay.

'I would say you're missing A' chunk of the narrative.

So yeah.

Then 'I guess in this case, if we're gonna think about spelling and grammar as like

I'm really sitting on two sides here because 'I feel like if this

Much different

Correct,

getting one of the rooms inside of A' multi bedroom

correct.

'I.

Because then 'I don't necessarily think the dogs are your responsibility, but if you're renting

say, this is, this is one of the most atypical reviews we've ever,

Now, are you entertained

'I.

Am 'I.

Just wish they would've shared it.

A'.

Little bit better.

'I don't know if I'm entertained or if I'm concerned.

Yeah.

But either way, 'I mean 'I.

Think 'I.

'I.

caught up.

Well, my energy is definitely different than it was before Doghouses review.

'I definitely think we have to say like it's captivating,

'I need to know what happened.

know more.

I'm also frustrated cuz 'I feel like 'I don't know everything.

'I might take some crowns off for the irresponsibility of not linking to the post

post.

Yeah.

All right, 'I, think I'm ready to crown doghouse.

Are you?

'I.

Think 'I Am too.

Okay, let's do it.

So ChelseyBD and 'I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards.

In an effort to be fair and not influenced by one another, we will simultaneously reveal our rating.

The Queens are Tabulating

tow school.

Oh my goodness.

Two

Whoa.

Two crowns.

The Queens are unanimous.

'I love when that happens.

All right, Trey, you start us off.

Why two crowns for doghouse?

'I mean 'I almost said one crown.

But even though 'I can't apply this to A' specific listing, 'I don't think 'I.

It would have been my listing anyway cuz they say flat, which makes me think it's uk.

I've never been to the uk So, but 'I think what I'm taking away from it is perhaps this is

Totally

Because you just never know what someone is trying to conceal, especially

today.

Don't trust anybody.

But then 'I also think like, okay, so given what we are given, what is the impact?

And 'I do think the doghouse dropped the ball on A' lot of occasions to where 'I can't really

Here, 'I need to know is this A' single room?

Is this A' private apartment?

What's going on with the patio?

You say they're small like puppies, but like who is the attendant?

What do you mean the attendant has A' job?

Like what 'I.

'I don't know.

And 'I just 'I.

There's so much confusion.

'I, don't think I've ever felt this confused before.

And we are A' hundred and 11 episodes in So doghouse, you're doing pretty good work there.

But ultimately the impact is like 'I.

Just let me just like get A' Hyatt or something.

Anyway, that's why it's A' Two Crowns.

'I am I'm definitely emotionally impacted by this though.

ChelseyBD, why did you say to Crowns 'I?

That's exactly it.

It's the emotional investment for me that the two crowns are coming from.

Like I'm glad 'I read the review because 'I think it's interesting.

It definitely popped out for me like, oh wow, this is A' scenario that I've never heard of before.

Right?

So 'I think it's captivating and that's where the two crowns are coming from, but also

'I have to fill in A'.

Lot of the gaps, right?

And 'I.

Do think the doghouse dropped the ball there, which is A' Huge portion

Queen.

So just two crowns for me, but interesting.

Review

'I mean, baffling, baffling, baffling.

My dogs are barking.

A' Dog's A', bargain barking.

Trey 'I.

Think we've reached the most regal portion of our show.

Who are you inducting for?

My, Royal, Highness.

All right, so as we have discussed on this show in the recent past,

It's all confusing to me, and in that 'I.

'I found this very interesting documentary that was released in 2021, but 'I want to bring

So this documentary is called 15 Minutes of Shame, 'I.

'I.

Think I've watched that.

'I actually was talking about it last week.

No way.

'I was to, yeah.

Anyway, continue

All right.

So 15 minutes of shame.

This is like the little, like one sentence synopsis, Monica Lewinsky 'I.

And filmmaker Max Joseph, who is like the gray-haired guy from the TV show.

Catfish, examine the human price of public shaming and cyber harassment, profiling people who have

So 'I was sort of, you know, intrigued by the title, and I'm obsessed with Monica Lewinsky.

'I am like, so for that, Like, what would 'I say that re-examination

The rebranding.

done to her and you know, like

That we're finally waking up to the fo the, the fact that we

Also how like 'I, just remember when that Ted Talk came out

Yes,

and, and then that like Vanity Fair article or some article came out and

He, Monica Lewinsky all on my gown or dress or whatever the lyric is, and Monica

Little aside the point, but obviously Monica Lewinsky comes to this documentary

Villainized as the

enemy number one in this world of the internet because they released the

So anyway, the documentary follows like five different people who

many of them you probably know or you've heard.

of Cancel Culture and two of them explicitly have been cleared

But because this was released in 2021, the cases feel very close to us.

Like, like, like, like you're saying, like you know them.

It's not like this was 15 years ago or that this was Monica Lewinsky.

It's

Yeah, like there's stories you heard and you have A' narrative and

So like on the surface level, it really is examining like what is the impact

And there's like not the presumption of innocence or not the presumption

And 'I think the documentary does A' really great job of interviewing true

They do A', really compelling job in presenting where are we heading in

And the whole title, 15 minutes of Shame.

It's sort of A' play on the fact that Andy Warhol said in the future

And then the flip of that is everyone will have 15 minutes of Amity 'I.

Now we're all just on the internet and our lives are exposed, like our

So anyway, 'I would highly implore you this.

This entire episode has been A' little serious, but 'I would implore you if you're interested.

It's not like A' depressing documentary, it's just A'.

Really insightful sort of examining of.

How do you contribute to like where we're headed in this culture that's just feeding, animosity and

It's just really fascinating and kudos to Monica Lewinsky and Max

'I haven't been able to stop thinking about it and 'I watched it several days ago.

But

'I watched it

all of those

years ago.

'I watched it when it first came out and 'I was literally talking about it last week.

That's crazy.

So 'I must induct 15 minutes of shame.

You can watch it on Max and for that reason you are My Royal Highness this week.

Wow.

Great induction, Trey.

Very, very good.

Why thank you.

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It's interesting cuz 'I feel like the theme of this

Like is doghouse fake news?

I'm,

Is doghouse the victim or is doghouse the perpetrator?

I'm so worried about those dogs.

about the dogs.

The dogs are the victims at the end of the day.

yes.

Yeah.