[00:00:00] Brian: Happy New Year!? Can we go inside? I can't hear any of you right now.

[00:00:07] Lisa: Yes, good idea. But look, I just wanted to remind everyone not to bring up Angela's trip. Okay. Her aunt's been comatose since the heart attack.

[00:00:17] Henry: Damn. When'd she find out?

[00:00:18] Lisa: Last week, her mom found out and then told her.

[00:00:21] Brian: That's awful. But at least they're speaking.

[00:00:24] Kevin: So does that mean the trip is off?

[00:00:26] Lisa: Honestly, I haven't asked. Let's just try and stay calm and I'm sure it'll be okay.

[00:00:31] Angela: What do you mean nobody wants to share a table? It's just a little soot, it brushes off.

[00:00:36] Angela: Angela.

[00:00:36] Lisa: Angela, Hey, hey. What's going on here? And, and what's with your clothes? Are you stress building cabinets again?

[00:00:42] Angela: They won't give us a table. I kept telling them you guys were coming. Like, I have friends, but I heard the hostess say that she doesn't believe me.

[00:00:50] Lisa: Alright. Alright. Right. Let me handle this.

[00:00:52] Angela: You speak canto?

[00:00:53] Lisa: Yeah, you bet. Five, please ($$$) ($$$) See?

[00:01:03] Kevin: Oh you guys, is there anything better than dim sum on New Year's?

[00:01:06] Henry: I could name a few things, namely those lemon cardamom cakes we banged out last week. I forgot it was y'all's new year.

[00:01:13] Brian: Well, it's a bigger deal for some of us than others.

[00:01:15] Kevin: Says the man wearing a 한복.

[00:01:16] Brian: I can't help it. I gotta jet to my mom's after this. And you know what? The pants are kind of growing on me. They got a lot of breathing room.

[00:01:23] Angela: I should have worn something more flexible between all the sweeping and the dusting in the house, and then scrubbing down my grandparents' graves. I totally wrecked my best red leather pants, but gotta bring the luck.

[00:01:34] Lisa: But you're here, Angela? Yeah. Yeah. It looks. Great. Did you, um, razor it again?

[00:01:40] Angela: Yeah. Yeah. Thanks for noticing. I just like snuck in a little trim this morning before all the errands. Gotta look good for the new year.

[00:01:46] Lisa: Oh yeah. I love it. It's just so, uh, nineties grungy.

[00:01:50] Brian: Got anything on the books for Tết, Lisa?

[00:01:52] Lisa: Uh, yeah.

[00:01:53] Lisa: Yeah. I mean, truth be told, I'm a little behind with the cakes. I've been working on a big Ziploc bags full of Bánh Chưng and of course training for my family's karaoke marathon. It's going so great. Yeah. I'm always on gas up duty for those harmonies. Speaking of, um, I'm just gonna warm up a little. Can someone pass the tea?

[00:02:09] Kevin: Sounds like you've all been hard at work.

[00:02:11] Lisa: Oh. And did you manage a truce with your mama?

[00:02:13] Kevin: I've tried everything. Apologizing, asking nicely, bribes, threats, ambivalence.

[00:02:19] Brian: Your mom will come around. Kevin. All moms care about their children.

[00:02:23] Kevin: I honestly don't know if that's true.

[00:02:25] Angela: Look, it's been a b**** of a year, but hey, it's the new year.

[00:02:29] Angela: Today's the day to manifest.

[00:02:34] Angela: What? Why are you laughing at me?

[00:02:36] Kevin: Yeah, you manifested. All right.

[00:02:39] Angela: What does that mean?

[00:02:41] Kevin: You did everything wrong.

[00:02:43] Brian: Not everyone can enjoy the comforts of flowy pants and a silk robe.

[00:02:47] Kevin: Arguably, everyone at this table did everything wrong. Everyone except me.

[00:02:51] Henry: How's that?

[00:02:52] Kevin: You know that whatever you do on the first day of the new year, you'll be doing all year long.

[00:02:57] Kevin: That means that, Lisa, you'll be putting yourself second to everyone else.

[00:03:00] Lisa: Wait, what?

[00:03:01] Kevin: Brian? You'll always be trying to live up to your family's expectations.

[00:03:04] Brian: Well, if I get to be this comfy when it's happening,

[00:03:06] Kevin: Henry, you'll keep putting your career off based on everyone else's sh**ty opinions.

[00:03:10] Henry: It's not easy having your people as your biggest haters.

[00:03:13] Kevin: Angela, you'll be cleaning graves and doing chores all year. You cut your hair, which means you cut all your luck off, and you wore red at the cemetery. What are you thinking? You've essentially spiritually flipped your ancestors off and spit on their graves.

[00:03:26] Angela: Uh, are you freaking serious?

[00:03:28] Kevin: Yes.

[00:03:32] Lisa: K I'm gonna cut you. What did I say?

[00:03:35] Angela: I was gonna ask my aunt about what to do, but since she's... maybe I cursed her. Maybe I caused the heart attack from being so cheugy!

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[00:03:45] Lisa: Angela. No, no. It's okay.

[00:03:48] Henry: I meeeean..... The level of effort you've been putting in _has _been pretty cringe. You've been like a pick-me Asian!

[00:03:54] Lisa: Henny.

[00:03:55] Kevin: He's, he's right. All of us are just sh** asians. Totally flailing, clueless, aimless, stupid f***ups.

[00:04:02] Angela: I was trying to be good.

[00:04:05] Kevin: I mean, let's face it, it doesn't matter how much you try, none of us can live up to the legend of the good Asian.

[00:04:10] Brian: There's a, what'd you say? A... a legend?

[00:04:13] Kevin: Yeah. We all know the story. It's a tale that's old as time.

[00:04:17] Lisa: All right. I don't think I know this one.

[00:04:19] Kevin: You do. Before him, there was war and famine and arguing. And no one had due respect for his parents. And then, it was the rainy season, and he was conceived on a quiet evening among the pitter-patter of drops on window panes. And in case anyone was concerned, the sex was wedding night missionary with the lights off.

[00:04:43] Kevin: Totally Christian.

[00:04:44] Ty: Oh, rain on a wedding night is a good superstition.

[00:04:49] Anita: Hmm, I can taste the sunshine! Ty! Get me more peaches.

[00:04:56] Ty: You got it, honey.

[00:04:58] Kevin: His mother craved only the best fruits in season. All pregnancy long, only the juiciest of peaches in the spring and firmest of crunchy apples come fall. She glowed as she walked down the street. He caused no nausea. No pain.

[00:05:12] Ty: Push, push, push. Come on baby. I know you got this.

[00:05:18] Kevin: The labor took no longer than 30 minutes. And of course, when he emerged in this life, he emerged a man.

[00:05:25] Anita: Oh, thank God we, we can keep it.

[00:05:28] Kevin: When the doctor held him by the feet, the good agent raised his right hand and spanked the doctor.

[00:05:34] Kevin: He proceeded to take his own vitals, holding the stethoscope up to his ears, intuitively instructing himself to breathe normally and to listen to his own heartbeat. The doctor counted 10 toes and 10 slender fingers that would be apt for piano playing. He was light skinned enough to still be considered a fancy Asian, but dark enough to be ethnic.

[00:05:54] Kevin: He only cooed and never cried. His first words were filial piety. He was Asian, but not in an alienating or inaccessible way. He would be:

[00:06:04] Anita: the good Asian!

[00:06:06] Angela: Okay. This is a straight up horror story.

[00:06:09] Lisa: A villain origin story.

[00:06:11] Brian: Oh, I know how it goes from here.

[00:06:13] Kevin: Huh? You do?

[00:06:14] Brian: The good asian knew his intellect and ability exceeded human comprehension, yet he remained entirely obedient to his two parents.

[00:06:21] Yoojn: Always so helpful, it's like he can read my mind.

[00:06:26] Brian: He completed chores before being asked of them. He finished homework on his own without tutoring. When he wasn't doing chores or homework, he was practicing one of several instruments he expertly operated.

[00:06:38] Yoojin: I never get tired of hearing this.

[00:06:42] Brian: The good Asian never refused a second helping of meals and never gained any excess weight.

[00:06:49] Brian: He spoke English as a second language, but never had any detectable accent. The good Asian was tempted by friends and enemies at school into cheating, bullying. And partying.

[00:07:01] Tempter: Hey man, how about you smoke some drugs with us?

[00:07:04] Sean: Nah, I don't do that stuff. I would never do anything to upset my 이모.

[00:07:10] Brian: He would never succumb to peer pressure and always receive golden stars for performance in class.

[00:07:15] Brian: He never made a single error on any exam.

[00:07:19] Yoojin: 100 points and extra credit?! You are my favorite, sean. Let's not tell Brian!

[00:07:29] Brian: When the good Asian reached college age, he aced all of his standardized tests with flying colors, but his application was not dull. He distinguished himself with a tasteful and not embarrassing or weird personal essay.

[00:07:43] Brian: And of course, he received a full merit-based scholarship to an Ivy League school.

[00:07:50] Sean: You bet your ass I got into all the places you applied, brian, and I aced O-chem, motherf***er.

[00:07:56] Brian: The good Asian never uses profane language.

[00:07:59] Sean: My bad.

[00:08:00] Brian: The good Asian never once considered a degree in any other field than the golden trio: doctor, lawyer, or engineer.

[00:08:10] Brian: In this way, he would make his mark on the world with the power of the Holy Trinity, a triple major in mathematics, biology, and economics.

[00:08:20] Brian: Once out of school, the good Asian swiftly found work in a reputable vocation as a medical patent lawyer. Not longer than one week of diligent searching, there was a bidding war between several firms for his candidacy, and he negotiated a salary well above earning potential without being too pushy.

[00:08:36] Brian: And how do you think I keep 이모 in that luxury 아줌마 drip?

[00:08:40] Brian: He worked unflinchingly to develop new and groundbreaking medical solutions that would put him on track to secure a Nobel Prize. Spoiler alert, he becomes the only person to out Nobel Marie Curie with a single encapsulated supplement to cure all cancer, and he would not need to hear that his parents were proud of him.

[00:08:58] Henry: Ah, my brain is hurting just listening to this.

[00:09:02] Kevin: Shh. Don't let anyone hear you say triple major like that. You're trying to put us in a world of pain.

[00:09:06] Angela: This whole life sounds very chaste.

[00:09:10] Lisa: Chaste. Well, of course, that's part of the story.

[00:09:13] Angela: It is?

[00:09:14] Lisa: Oh yeah. If the good Asian had any sexual experiences before his university years, no one knew about them.

[00:09:23] Lisa: In college, the good Asian would meet the love of his life, but abstain from any sexual advances toward her until school was over and graduation gowns were shot. But on graduation day.

[00:09:38] Sean: Ah, Bibimbaybee!!!

[00:09:41] Claire: Sean!

[00:09:42] Lisa: She trips over her gown into oncoming traffic, and the good agent swoops in to save her. They immediately fall in love.

[00:09:51] Sean: Will you marry me?

[00:09:53] Lisa: They'd marry after a tasteful courtship. Physical touch would never escalate from a handshake, yet she would always feel desired. But not in a creepy or desperate way. The only contact they would have is the occasional deep tissue back massage between study sessions. Totally not creepy. In fact, the good Asian never had a sinful curiosity towards sexual behavior, nor did he overshadow his parents' sexuality in any way.

[00:10:22] Lisa: He never required the s** talk as he absorbed all of the necessary knowledge of romance and intercourse through osmosis. To avoid uncomfortable conversation. This osmotic skill of absorbing knowledge of tricky subjects was apt across all manner of discussions from sexuality to death illness to 'mommy and daddy are fighting right now' to economic inequality and racism. Upon his marriage to a suitable university match, he would start his family. He would bear three children. A boy first, then a second boy who never overshadowed the first, and, to even things out for appearances and keep the birth rates high, a girl.

[00:11:04] Brian: What's wrong with a massage?

[00:11:06] Lisa: What isn't wrong with a massage?

[00:11:08] Kevin: Is that something that happens?

[00:11:10] Lisa: All the time? All of high school randos were trying to get their hands on you.

[00:11:14] Brian: I mean, is that all there is to his legacy? Some seemingly non-consensual massages and a lifetime of studying?

[00:11:21] Angela: You're missing the dark parts. All of you.

[00:11:23] Kevin: Well, miss Queen of Darkness, why don't you tell us?

[00:11:27] Angela: Eventually, tragedy strikes for all of us, but the good Asian would be more than prepared.

[00:11:34] Angela: Upon the death of his parents, the good Asian would perform all of the appropriate rights and rituals correctly, and without hesitation or prior Googling to verify the process. Whether Shinto or Buddhist, Muslim or Hindu, secular or spiritual, the good Asian could recall without faltering any and all traditions of yore, he would simply know.

[00:11:57] Angela: Do you think the good Asian ever flipped through a family tree or record? No, motherf***er. He would have an encyclopedic knowledge of his family history, of all passed down recipes and nuggets of wisdom. He would never fall prey to the prying about intergenerational trauma. He would never feel entitled to blame his ancestors for his own misfortunes.

[00:12:17] Angela: He would never succumb to adversity.

[00:12:20] Kevin: He would smash glass ceilings that society put upon him without being too socially obtuse or cringe. He would never run for mayor, embarrassing. He would not seek attention or fame.

[00:12:33] Brian: He would be a homeowner and never default on any payments. He would never drive improperly or cause an accident.

[00:12:39] Brian: He would never lose important articles of clothing or misplace a receipt needed for taxes.

[00:12:43] Lisa: He would always be right. And never complain, no matter the conditions, unless of course it made his parents look dumb or wrong, in which case he would gladly eat any bitterness.

[00:12:53] Angela: He would leave no stone unturned in his life.

[00:12:56] Angela: He would check all the boxes and his legacy and all that people thought of him would be nothing but good. And that goodness would cast a giant shadow that neither all who came before him or all who came after him could ever fill for all eternity.

[00:13:12] Kevin: God dammit. Forget our hopes and dreams.

[00:13:15] Angela: Forget manifesting the new year.

[00:13:17] Lisa: Forget it all.

[00:13:18] Brian: All right. I guess there's nothing we can do to ever fill those shoes.

[00:13:21] Henry: Y'all dumb a***s are missing the most important part of the equation.

[00:13:26] Kevin: I don't know what you mean. It's clear. The good Asian comprises all the things in life we will never be. We simply can't live up to it.

[00:13:33] Henry: Dude, am I the only one seeing this? Seriously?

[00:13:36] Angela: What could we possibly be missing?

[00:13:38] Henry: It's the foundation of all trains of Eastern thought. Man, I never thought I'd be the one to school all you nerds.

[00:13:44] Brian: Care to enlighten us?

[00:13:45] Henry: That's it. Enlightenment. This good Asian dude. He's not enlightened.

[00:13:51] Lisa: How so?

[00:13:52] Henry: No balance. Do y'all know anything? Ayurveda, Karma, yin yang, freaking avatar: The last airbender???

[00:13:59] Angela: What the heck are you talking about?

[00:14:00] Henry: Balance, bro. Enlightenment can only be achieved through balance. You can't be good. Good, good, good, good, good. Right? You'd be cosmically, imbalanced as f***. This good Asian motherf***er is unbalanced. He's majorly screwed. His entire world is, is f***ed.

[00:14:16] Kevin: I, I don't like admitting this, but I think Henry has a point.

[00:14:19] Henry: Yes. And you should like admitting it more often. Look, real talk. We've been spending the entire year, giving it our all and, not gonna lie personally, feel like I've been getting the shaft. I know things will come around. I just gotta let things even out, you know?

[00:14:35] Brian: So you're saying we're doomed either way.

[00:14:37] Henry: Nope. I'm saying this year all we did was scramble to figure some sh** out, but none of us like embraced the being, you know?

[00:14:47] Angela: Are you high?

[00:14:49] Henry: Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Maybe I may have taken one of those leftover pills from Lisa's s**p cake mid- good Asian legend because you guys were all giving you major anxiety.

[00:15:02] Henry: You know I'm right.

[00:15:04] Kevin: I mean, even though your speech was partly drug induced. I think you may have a point. It does us no good to keep agonizing over being on top of things or being imperfect.

[00:15:13] Lisa: Honestly, I feel like that's all we've been doing all year. We all need a break.

[00:15:18] Brian: Yeah, I agree. I think the best thing we can do is be kind to ourselves and I guess embrace whatever happens this next year !

[00:15:26] Lisa: And whatever it is, as destabilizing as it can get.

[00:15:30] Lisa: We always have Sunday dinner.

[00:15:32] Angela: Yeah, to a Sunday dinner. and to f***ing things up in the new year.

[00:15:37] Henry: There we go !

[00:15:37] Lisa: To Sunday dinner.

[00:15:38] Angela: Sunday dinner.

[00:15:39] Lisa: f***ing it up.

[00:15:40] Angela: Yes. And f***ing up.

[00:15:41] Henry: And you, And you know what? Screw the good Asian. Dude sound boring as f***.

[00:15:45] Lisa: I wouldn't f*** him.

[00:15:46] Henry: Even Jesus and Siddhartha b***ed some h***ers!

[00:15:48] Kevin: Okay, I'll drink to that.

[00:15:50] Angela: Happy New Year everyone.

[00:15:52] Brian: sh**, I totally forgot. Ah, gotta go guys. I'm so sorry. Sorry I'm late.

[00:16:00] Yoojin: Oh, Brian, you made it.

[00:16:03] Brian: Hey everyone.

[00:16:05] Sean: Hey, glad you made it. You get your 새배돈?

[00:16:09] Brian: Oh sh**. I forgot. I guess 덕담 will have to do.

[00:16:13] Brian's Cousin: You missed 새배, Brian? I guess what they say is true: circumstances don't change a person.

[00:16:20] Yoojin: We don't need to talk about this.

[00:16:22] Brian: What's going on?

[00:16:23] Brian's Cousin: Your poor mom filled us in about all the things you've put her through this year.

[00:16:28] Brian: What do you mean 엄마? Ugh, you told everyone?

[00:16:32] Yoojin: Gossiping just feels so good. I didn't mean to.

[00:16:37] Sean: Hey enough. Brian might be a dropout, but he's my dropout. Come here, 'cuz!

[00:16:45] Brian's Cousin: 뭐야, 지금 허그 하는거야?

[00:16:49] Sean: A little tight. Sorry. First time hugger.

[00:16:55] Brian: Oh.

[00:16:55] Sean: Hey.

[00:16:58] Brian: Sorry about all that in there. Thanks for having my back. You know, Sean, we've spent too long pitted against each other. I'm really glad we worked everything out.

[00:17:10] Sean: Me too.

[00:17:12] Brian: For what it's worth, I'm here for you too. Anything you need.

[00:17:16] Sean: You mean that, cuz?

[00:17:18] Brian: Absolutely.

[00:17:27] Police Officer: You're under arrest. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say and do can be used against....

[00:17:31] Sean: brian, Call Dae-sung. Call Dae-sung now!

[00:17:36] Announcer: Now boarding China Airlines Flight 11 with service to Hong Kong.

[00:17:41] Angela: Well, here we go.

[00:17:43] Helen: Angela!

[00:17:45] Angela: Mom, what are you doing here?

[00:17:48] Helen: I know I told you not to go.

[00:17:49] Angela: Many times.

[00:17:51] Helen: And threatened to disown you.

[00:17:53] Angela: Hard to forget that.

[00:17:54] Helen: But you know what I always say?

[00:17:56] Angela: What's yours is mine, what's mine is mine.

[00:17:58] Helen: Yes. But also don't do anything I wouldn't do. It took some time, but I thought about it and I know this is important to you, so I want to go with you.

[00:18:13] Angela: I don't know, this might all just be a bust. I don't know if she'll still even be.

[00:18:17] Helen: We can only try.

[00:18:19] Announcer: Final boarding call for China Airlines. Flight 11.

[00:18:22] Angela: We gotta go here. Let me help you with your bag. Oh my God, Jesus. What's in here?

[00:18:29] Helen: Look, can't hurt to stock up, it's duty free.

[00:18:31] Uncle Lee: I may have gone a little overboard, but they had a great deal on Johnny Walker. Blue at duty

[00:18:36] Helen: Lee.

[00:18:38] Uncle Lee: Lil' sis.

[00:18:40] Angela: I'll take the middle seat.

[00:18:45] Henry: Hey, let me help you with that.

[00:18:46] Lisa: No, no, I got it.

[00:18:47] Henry: You sure?

[00:18:48] Lisa: Yeah, yeah, I'm, I'm sure

[00:18:52] Henry: I'll get it.

[00:18:53] Lisa: Ah, thanks. I'm so tired. My throat is killing me. I don't think I could do any more gas ups tonight. Thanks for helping out, though.

[00:19:02] Henry: No problem. I had nothing to do anyway.

[00:19:05] Lisa: Well. Maybe you should try to go onto a show tonight.

[00:19:10] Henry: Nah, I don't think tonight's the night.

[00:19:13] Lisa: Come on. You gotta get back up on the horse sometime. You know.

[00:19:15] Henry: I will. I will. I will, but I don't wanna miss ... this!

[00:19:22] Lisa: Oh my God. No, you didn't.

[00:19:24] Henry: You gotta take the lead on this one. It's your favorite.

[00:19:26] Lisa: No, I can't !

[00:19:27] Henry: Solo, solo.

[00:19:33] Lisa: Okay, fine. Whatever here goes, nothing.

[00:19:38] Henry: Did you just.... sniff kiss me?

[00:19:41] Lisa: Uh, yes. Just, come on, stop. Don't make me regret that!

[00:19:48] Sanjay: Henry. I found you!

[00:19:50] Lisa: Sanjay. Whoa. What happened to you?

[00:19:52] Sanjay: I was in the middle of sampling the new datura gummies when they called. The Tesla Handles curves amazing. Hallucinogens? Not really so much.

[00:20:00] Sanjay: Doesn't matter. I'm okay. I've got Chummy on the line for you, Henry.

[00:20:03] Henry: What? No, I'm not, I'm not taking that.

[00:20:06] Sanjay: Henry. This might be your last chance to be spicy and textural.

[00:20:10] Henry: Ah, okay. Okay.

[00:20:14] Henry: Hello? Henry Pasha. Yeah, yeah, it is. I, yes, no, I, I understand. No, no. I, I will, I will. Of course. No, thank you. Thank you so much.

[00:20:29] Henry: Yeah. Bye.

[00:20:31] Lisa: Okay. I don't know what that face is. What happened?

[00:20:34] Henry: He wants me to come in and read for Chatting with Chummy new segment host.

[00:20:38] Lisa: Oh my God.

[00:20:39] Henry: The cancel correspondent!

[00:20:40] Lisa: What? Henny. That's great.

[00:20:41] Sanjay: What a win, Henry. Whoa. We need to strategize. Let's go back to mine. Work on some new material.

[00:20:47] Lisa: It's okay. Go, go.

[00:20:48] Lisa: I'm proud of you.

[00:20:49] Henry: Thanks.

[00:20:53] Monica: I heard this place was really hot right now. No pun intended.

[00:20:58] Kevin: Thanks for doing this.

[00:20:59] Monica: Of course. It's a new year. Besides, I know how much you like spicy food. Are you crying?

[00:21:08] Kevin: Don't... it's the szechuan.

[00:21:12] Monica: Well, I, I bet I can really get you to cry.

[00:21:15] Kevin: I had a bowl cut growing up. Try me.

[00:21:18] Monica: Kevin. I know we've only been together for a short time, but in that time, I've been amazed at the depth of your love.

[00:21:29] Monica: There's, there's still so much that we have to learn from each other and so much more that I don't even know where our relationship can take us and, and what we will be. But, but I do know this. I wanna be there to support you and figure us out.

[00:21:49] Kevin: Is that...?

[00:21:50] Monica: The key to my apartment and a 24 carat gold promise ring.

[00:21:55] Kevin: You want me to move in?

[00:21:56] Monica: Look, I, I know we might do things differently, and maybe your parents don't quite understand our relationship, but you said it yourself. They understand the value of a proper commitment.

[00:22:06] Kevin: Monica, you have no idea how much I want this, but I don't know if this will make any difference to them.

[00:22:13] Monica: Well, that's why I asked them, Hey, Ty!

[00:22:18] Kevin: Dad, what are you doing here?

[00:22:21] Ty: Well, I had to give my blessing.

[00:22:23] Kevin: You want Monica and me to be together?

[00:22:26] Ty: Kevin, I see how motivated and fulfilled you are with Monica. Hell, she even got you out of the house. She completes you, and I know what that's like. You know, your mom and I, we were the same way when we met.

[00:22:41] Kevin: Really?

[00:22:42] Ty: Yes. We even had our own little rule in the hay at your grandparents. We had to be so quiet. Oh, I guess it runs in the family.

[00:22:51] Kevin: Okay. I didn't need to know that one.

[00:22:52] Ty: Kevin, I'm less interested in what Monica looks like and where she's from and more, and you know, like what she brings out in you.

[00:23:00] Kevin: What about mom?

[00:23:02] Ty: Well, we'll get there.

[00:23:04] Kevin: How do you know

[00:23:07] Ty: I got a sixth sense and I know your mom.

[00:23:13] Spiritual Advisor: Ah, that's some serious spice! Look, can I really say whether Kevin will get there with his mom? If Angela will find any answers about her identity in Hong Kong? If Brian will ever have a healthy relationship with his high caliber, possibly crime involved family? If Henry will ride a high in his comedy career? If Lisa will finally pay off her debts and put herself first? What legendary experiences await our friends from here?

[00:23:42] Spiritual Advisor: I can, uh, toss a couple sticks and read a pair of palms to get some spoilers for you, but, uh, it's gonna cost you.

[00:23:48] Kevin: Hey, that's the Flushing fortune teller hack. Hey, come back here. Where's my one hundred dollars?

[00:23:54] Spiritual Advisor: 恭喜發財!!!