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Hey, Chelsey goose.

Hello.

I just felt like we were both really serving like Mary Poppins in that like

Is that his name?

The,

T.

Yeah.

yeah.

Bert, right

Bert heal.

No, that's someone else.

Who's Bert Healy.

Is that a character in Annie?

maybe.

Oh yeah.

Is that the, no, I don't know.

Is that the like, Hey, oh, B man.

Hey,

Donn

Healy.

Yeah,

dressed.

I think he's like the radio singer.

Who cares?

Um, how's your week going girl?

my weeks going great.

Everything.

Everything is swimming along over here in LA.

Mm-hmm

are things on the opposite host in New Jersey?

Life's good.

You know, I it's interesting cuz since I've come out about being a New

So that's fun.

Yeah.

I

I was watching a show the other day, which I've been told

I totally agree with the recommendation.

Have you seen the show?

The other two?

I have not watched it, which I don't need to get into, but tell me about the other two

Um, we're gonna talk about this off the air anyway.

Um, so people have been recommending the other two and I I've been really enjoying

I'll say like me as an actor and writer and.

There was a Jersey joke in like the second or third episode.

I wish I could remember exactly what the joke was, but it was like clear.

It was a joke and the punchline of the joke was in New Jersey or like whatever.

And I was just like, oh my God, there it is.

We talked about it.

You hear a New Jersey joke every day.

And I heard a New Jersey joke yesterday.

I love

How about you?

Have you been hearing Jersey jokes?

Um, no more than usual, but I haven't watched the other two yet, but I know

I just haven't started.

Yeah, it's been on my list for a while, so I'm happy that I got to get

So I was wondering if before we do that, do you have something you wanna Lodge a Complaint about

Yeah, I definitely do.

I am so ready too.

Lodge Complaint.

On behalf of a listener here we are.

So this is actually a Complaint that we got from our contact form on our website.

Oh, okay.

a place on our website Review That Review dot com to.

Submit a Complaint.

And so on the contact form, it says your first name, last name,

So it's interesting because the first name is one word, more problems than,

Oh,

who submitted a complaint's name as more problems than Quaker has oats.

okay.

So they wanted to start with a joke or something, right, right at the top.

And then their email is can't win for losing shoot a monkey.com.

Wow.

Okay.

So notice how this has no relevance for you.

But to me, these are all very famous sayings that my mother says all the time.

Do you think it's your mom like in disguise?

I know that it's not my mom, because my, these are sayings that she just

Do you get that joke?

Cuz Quaker's

Quaker has a lot of oats.

Mm-hmm she always complains that she can't win for losing cuz she loses so much

Like she doesn't even win the award for losing.

correct.

she, she just goes shy of losing to win that award, but enough to be a loser.

And then when we were a kid, instead of saying like G D she would say, shoot a monkey.

Is this a thing like this is a Southern thing, like shoot a monkey.

I don't know that I've ever heard it before, but my mom always says

Oh, interesting.

So I was like, okay, this is either my sister.

Or it's my brother-in-law, who's married to my sister who listens every week.

And, uh, oh,

Okay.

we had an episode on his birthday and I didn't acknowledge that it was his birthday.

Oh, no.

Well, we should make up for that

So I'm imagining this is from Evan, but maybe we'll find out.

either way.

Happy belated birthday, Evan.

We love and appreciate you.

And thank you for always listening.

Yeah, their birthday fell on a Wednesday.

And I got a text that was like a new episode on my birthday and I don't get a shoutout

okay.

Well, you're getting a shout out now.

Evan.

but this, this form was, this was submitted on our website back in July.

It's just taken a while.

Bazaro so here we go.

This is the Complaint from more problems than Quaker has outs.

I'd like to Lodge a Complaint.

I've listened to every episode of your podcast.

And I don't recall this topic ever being addressed.

I hope this is a universal relatable Complaint, but I could be a weirdo.

And this is just my own idiosyncrasy either way.

It'll be cathartic to share as I've been internalizing this for.

So.

So here it goes, I cannot tolerate certain adjectives as they relate to describing food.

Hmm,

For example.

Yes.

That's the first thing I think of, for example, I hate when people refer to food using the following

On a similar note, I find it uncomfortable to watch TV chefs taste the meal that

I understand they are trying to showcase how delicious the food is, but the moaning

Is it just me?

I hope not.

If it is just me, maybe it's time to seek some counseling.

Also one more thing to get off my chest.

Do you all have any words you simply do not like to use for some reason the following words, irk me

Oh, my God.

slacks, referring to pants, blouse sofa, just say couch and lovers.

I enjoy listening to your podcast every Wednesday.

Keep the episodes coming

Oh my goodness.

Like, like a Royal review within a Complaint.

I mean really hitting all the notes.

I don't know what to call this person.

Like monkeys.

I Donn, what do we

well.

It's more problems than Quaker hazards.

Their emails can't win for

So we'll just call let's just call them more problems.

I think that more problems.

Thank you for listening.

Thank you for the Royal review within that, I will say, I do think that you are a little bit

I do have that.

Some, like, I have a thing with hun.

Like I really don't like hun, I know in your Southern, I just feel like it's derogatory.

Like I, I say I call everyone, babe.

I'm always like, babe, babe.

That's like my.

do say, babe, you

oh, that's my thing.

But like, huh, like, and babe I think is great.

Right.

But it's my thing.

But hun feels like I'm talking down to you like a diner worker in Jersey.

That's like, what do you want hun?

Like, get it out already, hun.

Like, you know, like, I don't know.

I just, I really Donn don't like it.

So I'm not judging you for being.

Like having words that are irksome.

Cuz I have them too.

But I do think that a lot of the ones on your list don't bother me so much.

How about you, Trey?

Were you bothered by the list of words?

Moist?

funny cuz yeah.

And you even said it before.

It was even, yeah.

You know, it's funny because I'm reminded that my mom, I just thought about this.

When you said hun makes you think of like a condescending diner worker.

My mom would get so mad when.

Waiters would call her ma'am she found it to be the most,

ma'am is

the most condescending phrase to be referred to.

But I, so I'm always like, that's always running through my mind.

It's interesting.

I've never really considered sofa versus couch.

Yeah.

I do think of them as interchangeable, but when someone refers

I hate that.

I hate that even though that's probably correct.

And then I can also agree here.

There is.

Outrageously showy and somewhat cheesy and corny about anytime someone is tasting food

I was gonna say for whatever reason, when more problems was saying that I

Cuz I feel like she's like a big proponent of like,

we'll be right back after.

Oh my God.

I get another

I'm gonna need more.

Yeah, exactly.

Well, if this is my brother-in-law, I know that my brother-in-law's

So the fact that you just said that is very funny.

That's why that was one of the great things about Wendy Williams was that whenever Wendy

She would be like, oh, dang, this is good.

Like, I felt like it felt honest.

Exactly.

But some, I have like, as someone that really likes to

And then like taken the first bite and be like, oh my God, that's so good.

Oh my God.

I love that.

And I, there is like something kind of weird about like being so, you know, fawning so

It's interesting to me, cuz then I started going through my Rolodex,

And I'm wondering if maybe I did it in one of our rehearsals before we went

Wait in inducted or complained about what you induct the

Oh, sorry.

Sorry.

If I have complained if I've lodged about moist, because it is so gross to me and

They're very audible with their pleasure.

So whenever we're at a restaurant eating it, like almost always comes up.

Mmm.

Love, ah, like a whole thing.

Yeah.

of 'em, all of 'em, it's the first bite of whatever.

And it's just something they all do.

And David is so guilty of it.

And he has to, he has to communicate about food as he's experiencing it.

And it's something I've called out before.

And he's been like, I Donn don't do that.

What are you talking

It's like an automatic response.

Yeah.

Uh,

he knows that he's like, Mmm.

Like he, he does make.

Mmm.

And, and, but I want to call.

That he wants to comment on the quality of the food.

Like, if he feels like this isn't that good or, oh, this could be better.

And he's like, I Donn can't!' do that.

So this in the future, when this is live, he and I will have a conversation that

You're not as audible.

I'm cuz I,

Yeah.

I mean, I, I think I'm pretty vocal in general, but I think that that's.

I think that that's like a really unique and interesting Complaint.

And I think a lot of people will resonate with that because there's always gonna be, even

And like, I'm gonna hear it in a certain kind of way because I associate it that way.

So I think that was That's super interesting.

I love that.

Similarly the last word that more problems than uses that they don't like is the

I feel like no one says

Yeah.

A lot of the words in general felt very generational.

You know, like nobody says slacks anymore, but like probably 60 years ago or whatever,

I know that I once Lodge to complain about, uh, my husband being referenced as my

Yes, I do remember

is like, it feels homophobic and demeaning lovers is another one.

Like people that are in their

your lover

is here lover, but

right, right, right,

was a time when you like, they couldn't be your husband.

So like lover was the word, you know,

Yeah.

It's

more loving than roommate.

Um, anyway, really great job.

I believe this is Evan, unless maybe it's my sister, Mandy, but I do

So I'm imagining it's Evan and happy belated birthday.

Great contribution.

You can tell that Evan is an intelligent person by their vocabulary.

So that was fun to read.

Thank you.

And you can do the same if you wanna submit through our website.

Go ahead and do it.

Review That Review dot com.

You'll see the button right on there.

All right.

Should we?

Should we do

Yeah, I think we should.

Let's let's move along.

do it.

Let's get into some online review.

Oh wait, no Chelsey.

You have to Lodge, which will lead us.

I was

you Lodge.

gonna Lodge into a lead, but I don't know when I, when, like where are we?

But here we are, let's talk about it.

So,

me you wanna Lodge a Complaint.

Oh, yes.

It's, it's kind of like multi layered.

So I'm just gonna talk my way through it here with you guys.

Here's the deal.

So, you know, those machines that have like the claw, like you and the arcade, and they have

Right.

So I loved these machines when I was a kid.

All growing up, my dad used to call them rip off machines and he started

Like since I was a little kid.

So I truly just thought that these, these games were called the rip off machine.

So when we would go to arcade or something and I would wanna play, I would say,

I wanna play the rip gene.

And like, I didn't even understand what I'm saying.

And now that I'm an adult and I'm on the other side of this.

I've recently been burned you guys by an app called claw.

Which is gonna be the subject of our review today.

to explain a.

I will explain.

So there's this new app that I think is really pulling on the nostalgia

Like nineties kids are having kids, which is like, you know, whatever, that's life.

Now.

I think it's pulling on the nineties nostalgia.

And then also like the little kids that are like, mommy, I went this to, okay.

So claw is an app where you can play a rip off machine, essentially from your phone.

So you download this app and the whole stick is you have to buy these coins.

So you have to like, pay, like you're going to an arcade and then you're playing like live.

So you're seeing a video of yourself.

Yeah.

So you're seeing a video of yourself playing a claw machine, and then if you win

Okay.

Right.

So obviously like,

Wait, I wanna play.

See, well, here we go.

Maybe not after you hear my opinion and hear the opinion of this reviewer, but basically

Like I think like Jody Sweden, like just like.

Kind of random celebrities, no offense to Jody who I love, but like that we're

Like claw is so great.

I'm gonna do an unboxing of all these toys from claw, like a huge thing.

And all these people talking about it.

So I was like, you know what?

I love a good ripoff machine.

So let's like, download it.

Okay.

They give you like a free certain amount of coins or whatever it is.

And so the first thing that I noticed that I really did not like is that it only lets you

Okay.

there are some machines like that.

So you have to like, hold the button down until you're

And then like, hold the button down until you're finished, moving down.

And like, so you only have like those two chances.

you Donn, Donn don't know that until you've done it.

Yeah.

And you don't know that until you're like already in the app.

I love when I'm doing the, like rip off machines to like, be able to like tap,

Wink, wink, win, wink,

know, like I like, that's like a part of the experience for me.

So like right off the bat, like that was very annoying.

Okay.

But then I played and like I won like immediately.

Okay.

And I wasn't even like really trying, cuz I was just learning this whole

So like, it wasn't even like my perfect attempt and like I won.

Like a Pokemon toy that I was trying to win for my nephew.

So I immediately like sent it to my nephew and I was like, so excited.

And then I went in again for like a Dumble door or something like that.

And again, I got it like super quickly, so quickly that the, the like app was like, are you sure

Hmm.

So I was like at this rate, like, clearly I'm great at this.

I'll take the 200 coins and I'll give away Dumble.

Well, after I gave away dumbledor and I got the two, 200 coins.

I never won again.

Okay.

The app was like, so glitchy.

And at this point, like they really had me with a couple wins.

So I started like buying the membership and like doing all the things to try and just like, get,

So I paid for like all this crap.

Like now it costs a thousand coins to play this like thing.

And it's a bigger toy, but still it's like annoying, cuz I'm like, I'd rather play.

I'd rather have like more chances than like, was it all in one turn?

So like that was like also really annoying.

And then sometimes like the camera would just be off and then they would have things where I'm

And I.

Actually showing me the arcade where the puppy dog doll is, which is

It's just like a dye that's like shaped with the clawy fur and it's just not as fun.

So I really just felt like this was a bait and switch.

They made me feel like I could win in the beginning so that my confidence would be up.

And I would like pay all this money to do this subscription or whatever.

And then as soon as they had me.

It was impossible to win.

Okay.

Frigging annoying.

Okay.

So flash forward, I know this is like getting a little bit long, but

He wants me to like buy him for his birthday, like call coins or

And I was explaining to him, I'm like Eila, like.

This is a rip off.

Like, you have to understand, like you're not gonna win.

They do this thing where they make you think you're gonna win and

That's how I sent you that toy.

And then you'll never win again.

So my nephew, who is seven said that we gotta do something about this.

That we gotta let people know that this is not okay.

And so I told my nephew at that time, I said, you know what, you're right.

We gotta do something about this and I'm gonna bring it on the podcast.

And I'm gonna talk about it because we got Jody Sweden out there,

So we, now we have the review Queens doing a little bit of research for

this is for you Isler.

This is for you Isler.

I hope you're listening.

Let's do it.

Let's Review That Review.

Review That Review.

All right.

So from the app store, this is for Chloe.

It is a One-Star-Zinger review written by fan farm

Oh, no

very recently, uh, written, just like within the last couple weeks.

fan farm

Fan farm.

So this is from fan farm.

The subject is glitchy scam and here's the review.

I played two games and one, both times I was like, okay, this is fun.

I'll give their membership a try.

Only the things that are in the me.

Are misleading.

It says it gives you 14 free plays a day and it doesn't, you just get

In addition after I won my first two games, I haven't won a single thing.

Even if I get it perfect.

Over an item, the arm doesn't have the strength to pick it up.

Then it's super, super glitchy.

You start a game.

Sometimes the arm doesn't move at all.

I had a game.

I started where the video was just glitchy lines.

You couldn't see anything.

Customer service is a joke.

It wants you to go through a whole process of digging up the videos of

And then maybe in 30 days you might get a reply waste of money.

If you do win, it will take seven weeks for your prize to arrive.

Ridiculous.

Don't waste your money,

Wow.

right?

Literally, same exact

Wait, so, okay.

So Isler did get the Pokemon toy.

Yes, he did.

I did actually get a message from him.

Like recently that said he got it.

And it was probably, I Donn don't think the seven weeks is an exaggeration.

It probably took that long for it to get

I wonder if they're doing anything with the address once they got the address.

Oh no, I hope not.

You think they are.

I don't know.

Maybe they'll start getting mail.

Oh, well,

I don't

we'll say, we'll say, but I felt very validated personally,

It was what happened to me.

I also like had an experience where it was super glitchy and I like, could barely

So I had to spend like a thousand coins on whatever that is.

The only way that you could, you would let me out of it is if I like completed the game.

So like I had to in order to get out of there, but I want like those coins back or whatever

Like you have to go through each video individually, like download the files and

And then if we think that you're you're.

Then we'll like give you those coins back.

It's like such crap.

And then she was also like, delete the app, you know, uninstall,

Wait, is that like a texting assistant or is that email back and forth?

it was email back and forth.

Like, it wasn't like an instantaneous response, but I think it was like pretty

So I must have just like, click that.

and how many games, like, do you have to suss through before

Like, have you played like 40 games by this point?

I mean, I since have downloaded since have deleted the

Cause I'm like, and it's addictive.

That's the other thing like, it's like, it's actually addictive.

Like they, they totally get you in the beginning with those two ends.

And then I don't remember having any glitches until like I was already

And then all of a sudden things got glitchy to be fair.

Like fan farm did write this review around like a very similar timeline.

When I was using the app.

So maybe it is like a newer thing, but I will say I recommend when going, if you're like

When you're looking for reviews, because that's gonna really tell you what is happening now.

And so I appreciated getting this review in real time.

I really felt validated and I did go ahead.

And like, after I read this, I just deleted.

I deleted the app and I was done.

Because I am curious, I wonder if they got a reply in 30 days?

Cause we say like maybe in 30 days, but that, I mean, it is like so insane.

There's basically a developer response for like every single

Like we'll look into this, you know what I mean,

I thought it was funny that the arm seems to have no strength, cuz that's

So like it can't actually catch anything.

That's why it always falls out.

Right.

So frustrating.

And like, somehow in my mind, I feel like I've seen someone win

So like, I believe it's possible.

that's another thing that Chloe does.

So they, they have a video in like the bottom right hand corner.

And it says like the last time someone won, this was 17 minutes ago.

Like, do you wanna watch the video?

And you can literally watch the video of like somebody else playing the exact

Wow.

Yeah, so they're really like, there's some psychological warfare.

I just, like I wonder about the celebrity endorsement thing.

Like, do you think, like,

They probably got

do you think that works?

I mean, I know that they got paid, but like some of these, they just seemed like,

if somebody was giving me this app and they were like, here's unlimited

I'd be like, this is the best thing ever.

And it was just like the ones we were actually like doing a video of the actual toy.

So like maybe they like cheaped out or something.

It sounds like there's like budget cuts because their whole thing used to be like, you're gonna

And now it's just like, not as cool, but I think it's so sketchy that the video doesn't work.

The glitchy thing is concerning.

I think that's a lot of the value in the review to me is because when I'm sussing

I'm just suddenly aware of that.

But the glitching out is really a problem.

Like if I, if I found multiple reviews, cuz I'm also hearing this new, I've never heard

Like I Donn don't wanna be taken advantage of.

So I do find that very valuable.

Yeah.

And this review, I like pulled it like a week ago or whatever, when I was like planning when

Whoa.

So I don't know if like things have gotten worse.

but like, it does not look good.

Cause now I'm wondering like, is this built to beat a scam because

Right.

Like, is it just glitching?

Cuz there's like a UX error or is it glitchy because it's like buying your

I don't know.

I mean, I hope that all of the reviews on like half of them are like scam scam.

Here we go.

Glitchy scam fan farm,

Wait, so fan farm, what's the spelling of grammar like.

I think.

Good.

I didn't notice any mistakes.

I think there was one fragment in there.

There is a reply.

This is the response that Chloe has given to every single message.

I just wanted to confirm that.

So they say hi, Chloe is a real claw machine game that uses live stream cameras.

So you can win real prizes that are delivered straight to your home.

As of today, we have sent over 1 million prizes.

To satisfied customers.

We can assure you that we do our very best to make the game enjoyable and fun for everyone.

We have a lot of loyal players who tell us it's the most innovative game they've ever played.

Everyone gets free coins upon installation of the app to enjoy our machines for free.

VIP is a one time payment that grants you with coins free shipping

All the prizes on the app and much more.

We'd love to offer you all of our amazing prizes for free.

However, they do cost money as well as shipping costs.

Therefore we do our best to keep the game cost as low as possible and offer many ways.

For you to get free coins, such as daily bonus refer a friend program and some

So check 'em out.

It does take some practice to develop the required skill.

My advice is to visit our YouTube and Facebook pages, where we have a lot of players that can

If you experience an issue in the game, please contact us with all

We always do our best to make our players happy.

So we hope you'll make the extra effort to amend your review.

Once you get a reply.

Hmm,

interesting that last sentence,

that is the reply to everyone.

everyone, which is like a tactic that I hate.

I think we can really win people back with like a personalized thing.

But at the rate that they're getting these terrible reviews.

I mean, they would have to reply this way.

Otherwise they'd be there all day.

I mean, it is curious to me, like my first impulse was when the reply is so many

It makes me feel a little like icked.

Yeah.

I feel ick about it.

So we OB I mean, like.

It's a little cheaty here.

And I feel like maybe I'm, I'm like in love with fan farm a little bit more

But you having not played this game before or not had the history.

I mean, obviously you heard my history, but like, how did you feel?

Like, did you feel like, oh, when Chelsey said it, I was like, maybe, and now I'm

I didn't wanna put words in your mouth.

Well, it's interesting to me because I feel like in addition to all of the

Pay with coins that you like actually are paying for, like something about it all seems

Like, even in real life, these clog games are sort of like scams in my opinion.

But I think that fan farm, it comes across as truthful to me.

I Donn don't think they're being shady.

I think they're sort of saying like, The structure with which you submit a Complaint

And do I think it's common or fluky that I'm not totally sure about?

I mean, in this episode with you, like I'm hearing a commonality.

based on the review alone, you feel like it could be bad luck, but I.

They did the compliment sandwich, which we like, which is what happened to me, or they really just

started.

Great.

I, you know, I was like, this is so fun.

I got the membership, you know, Which really like was my experience.

And I think that that's useful.

Like if I had read this review before, because I was all in after

Like I was like, all right, let's do it.

And I just like, went for it.

And I saw it had 4.7 overall.

And I was like, oh, I Donn don't even need to like, look at the reviews.

And I just went, and this was my experience.

And I feel like if I read this review before I went in there, I would've been like Chelsey,

Like I do think there is a nice, like cautionary tale

Exactly.

I do think, I don't know that I was humored or entertained necessarily, but I do

Yeah,

which is queeny.

I mean, I think I could, I think I could crown fan farm.

How are you feeling?

I'm ready to crown fan farm.

All right, let's do it.

So Chelsey and I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards in an effort to

We will simultaneously reveal our rating.

The Queens are Tabulating.

You did it?

I oh, okay.

So I'm holding up four and a half crowns.

Trey is holding up five crowns.

Trey has made fan farm, a Review Queen.

Alright, Trey, let us know why Queen status.

Well, now I'm wondering if maybe I shouldn't have gone all the way to five, but I

I I'm question the reason I'm questioning, if it is a full Review Queen is because.

I don't know if they ever were communicated with in the 30 days.

Like, you know what I mean?

Like, so maybe that is impending and they'll reply when they get the reply,

I can,

reply on, on, uh,

if you can update it well there, but in the reply from the developer, they're

Well, I think they're asking them to delete it is what they're asking.

Yeah, let's start over.

Um, but the reason I am feeling very positive about this review is

It's hard for me to gauge the commonality.

I I'm getting the commonality today from our conversation and their surrounding reviews.

It wasn't really humorous or entertaining necessarily, but it did grip me.

I was like captivated.

Like I wanted to get to the end, you know, like I didn't want need, I didn't feel like

So that's why I said five crowns, cuz I really feel like they did a great

And I think it would have an impact that I would maybe definitely need to read

Why did you do four and a half?

I almost did five too.

I like, I had to sit on my hands cuz I was like, I think I'm too emotional

And that was why I like left a little wiggle room and I went for the four and a half cuz

I think it's a pretty queenly review.

I think it's the perfect length.

It gives all the information.

It like brings you through the narrative as you would experience it when you're starting

Like they tell you these things, they, they lie and then you're not gonna really get that.

So I thought that the important information was really there.

And I, from my vantage point, I was really able to see it.

And I think fan farm.

Excellent job.

And so four and a half pounds for me.

And I did struggle with whether or not I should tell my personal story before or after.

I don't really think there's any right way to do it here and Review That Review.

But I do feel validated by fan farm.

So there's that.

And Isler, good job wanting to share.

And Eila.

I told you I would do it.

I said, I would say something, cuz you said it was wrong and somebody should.

And so claw, if you're listening, I'm here and available for free gold coins,

And I'm willing to amend my review, live on the air, but you will need to contact me.

And like you'll, you'll have to make amends is all I'm saying call I am at this point.

Pretty disappointed for someone that loves these kind of machines.

Like I am your audience and you let me

I hear that.

Good job.

Fun.

thanks.

Fully lived and experienced episode today.

I did.

Yeah, it did feel like it was like a sweatshirt that was, uh, that was worn.

I live

Yeah.

Yeah.

I'll write my Queen.

You know, we finished the review, which means that we've reached the most Regal portion of our show.

Trey.

Who are you inducting for?

My Royal line.

All right.

So today I am very excited.

I'm gonna be inducting a product that I happened upon on Amazon and I've sprung for it.

And.

I am obsessed with this product.

So today I'm going to induct the perfect sleeve ironing assistant for wrinkle free shirt sleeves,

Wow.

It's super, kinda istic.

It's.

Delicious.

I think the actual product, like on the thing is called it's called perfect

So I guess this is probably one of

Like a QVC type thing.

Okay.

so what it really is, I should have brought it down it's upstairs,

It's in like a U shape.

So it's really tense, right?

So it wants to be straight.

So there's like pressure.

Does that make sense?

It wants to be straight,

It wants to be a straight rod, but it's bent as a U.

So,

Oh, okay.

Yes, yes,

there's, there's outward tension.

And so you slip it inside of a button down sleeve.

And it automatically presses it all the way to its extreme seam so that you don't have to worry about

and what's so amazing about it is that I have to iron buttoned on shirts every day for work,

And it's so obnoxious when you're ironing and it's like, you're trying to like bend it on the

It's like so annoying and this, you can literally just pop it right in.

I have accidentally like, let go by accident and it like hit me and it kind of

I was thinking that if there's like that much like external

There's a lot.

could be dangerous.

but it does have a little like clip.

That's a magnet that attaches to the ironing board.

okay.

And you like clip it in anyway.

Um, but it's perfect and the results are crazy and it, it literally, it seems so

Yes.

Because you Donn don't have to like frat about finding the sea and

And then you start ironing and then you don't have it straight enough on the bottom.

So then you've ironed in this crease.

That is so maddening like this literally just like holds into place.

You go, you swipe the iron two or three times, and it's perfect.

You flip the shirt over, you do that side and it's done.

It's done.

kudos to the inventor of that product, whoever you are.

It really is remarkable.

I cannot recommend it highly enough.

So for that reason, I'm recommending that everyone purchases it currently at the time of

Wow.

Okay.

say it's highly worth it.

So today I am officially inducting you the perfect sleeve ironing assistant, cuz you

You're just perfect.

wrong button.

But that works too.

We're we're clapping for you.

Perfect.

Perfect sleeve.

You're perfect.

What a Queen?

Ironing is so frustrating and annoying.

And I was like, there has to be something in the world that exists to make this less obnoxious.

Cuz they are, are like skinny ironing boards for sleeves, but then you have to like shove it.

It's a whole thing.

This thing is miraculous.

It's totally a gimmick and it's amazing and it works.

So I love you.

Perfect sleeve.

Yeah.

I love a Mac.

Well that's it.

We did a, that is another round on the R a RQ claw fair wheel of life.

mm-hmm Isler.

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But Kafr, it's the.

just wondering, what is it used for

Well, it's a pair of silicone feet.

So this was, um, sent to be my, by my sister.

So to find out what made Chelsey say.

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You guys, they look like real feet.

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it's so

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It's so gross.

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I haven't even heard the review yet.

And I'm already like dying.

Wait, why is it so funny to you?

I Donn don't know.

It's just like so funny that this exist, like that something like this exists and

And like, it really, like, it looks like human feet, like it, like, it's just funny that

I

I was, yeah,

I guess I just find foot benches funny,

that's what I was gonna say.

I instantly go to a sexual place, like, cuz you were like, why does this exist?

Yeah.

And then I was like, oh my God, it exists.

Cuz like someone wants more feet in their lives.

And I just think that's funny,

and then we're spending time in our life reading this