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The best is on your rundown.

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It's like top listening.

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City goes.

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Got iced.

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Welcome in, everybody.

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It's the craft beer republic.

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Thanks for drinking.

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Thanks for joining.

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I am Greg, and I am being joined by everyone's favorite.

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I had nothing prepared but one of my best friends, Coley.

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Hey, everybody.

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What's cracking?

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Thanks for having me.

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Thanks for showing up.

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It's been a minute.

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I'm glad.

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I'm happy to be here.

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Yeah, it's been a minute.

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We haven't hung out, at least on the show.

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Just on the show.

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You're half responsible for my hangover this morning, though.

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What half?

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Third.

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Okay, we'll take it.

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Yeah, a little toasty.

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We'll talk about that in a couple of you.

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Don't forget to follow us on the socials at craft beer Republic at Icecold beer.

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Underscores, of course, craftbeerpublic.com 805.

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Three a beer.

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All that good stuff, as we mentioned.

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Because two weeks ago now, at this point, Vanessa's birthday was.

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Was there, and she did birthday things.

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And so I just want to give a shout out to.

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Hi, Vanessa.

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Hi, Vanessa.

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Hi, guys.

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What the fuck?

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When did you get here?

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Oh, it's been a minute.

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How's everyone?

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Good.

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How are you?

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I'm recovering.

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Recovering from a long week of drinking.

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Yeah, she's the other third of the reason I'm so hungover.

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Makes sense now.

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You must be toasty.

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Well, we'll get into it.

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You've visited, like, 900 breweries, but almost like 875.

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All right, before we get into anything, as you can hear, we're toasty.

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I need a little something in my liver.

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Let's get right in to some beverages.

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Out of my beer.

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Yeah, we do.

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Vanessa was kind enough to come over with something I'm very excited for.

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You want to.

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You want to give us some stats before we talk about it?

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So right now we are drinking the pineapple, the passion fruit orange guava goza from

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Fremont brewing.

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They're out of Seattle, Washington.

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I picked this one up when I was there last weekend with some friends from Seattle and great

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Brewery.

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And this beer is very refreshing, so goes down very easily.

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Nice on a hot day.

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A lot of fruit flavors.

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Yeah, it smells like a fruit salad on the old schnazaruni.

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Good pogba.

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A tropical fruit salad.

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Very poggy.

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What's the abv on this bad boy?

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It's 4.5.

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Nice and light.

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Love a good goza.

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I'm gonna have to give him a little bit of a middle finger for stealing my idea though.

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This is the beer I want to make with Monica.

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So as much as I may like this, it's not going to be as good as the one we make.

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Hear, hear.

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Very, very fruity, very tribal.

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Pag is like my favorite fruit combo.

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It's like being in Hawaii.

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It's so great.

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So I love this.

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This is light, easy to drink.

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It's curing the hangover that has resurfaced.

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It's in the nineties here today.

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So this is super refreshing.

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So good.

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It's noon, it's already almost 90 degrees.

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Fuck that house.

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Well, thank you for bringing this over.

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Thank you.

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Of course.

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I can't believe we're all here in person.

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This is so much fun.

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I haven't done an all in person show since like Covid.

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This is so much fun for me and easier for the technical things.

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Absolutely.

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We're here to help.

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We are here to help.

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This is, this is phenomenal.

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So as you guys can hear, Vanessa's here, which is crazy as fuck.

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You've road tripped from Seattle.

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Did you start in Seattle?

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So we flew over to Seattle.

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That was the longest flight I've ever been on.

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It was about 6 hours and spent a few days there, went down to Portland a few days there,

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went to Sacramento, hung out with Erica.

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Knock, knock.

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Oh shit.

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So fun.

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It was fun.

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Low key, a little jealous and then.

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Been here for a few days before we going back tomorrow.

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So it's been a nice trip.

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We've hit up hopefully 70 breweries by the time we get out of here.

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At this point.

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What is it, like 60, 66?

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We're at 66.

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We got two today.

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Yeah, we'll knock.

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We'll hit 70.

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And then two tomorrow maybe.

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On the way to the airport.

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So very nice.

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Any favorites from the trip?

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Fremont was a good one.

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Brought some to go to come and then great notion was one that I had been dying to go to in

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Tacoma, Washington.

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Narrows was one of our favorites.

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Just on the water.

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Great view, great beer.

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The brewer came out and spoke to us, so that was, you know, that made all the difference.

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When the staff comes out and takes their time to talk to you, did they recognize you?

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Oh my God.

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They actually did because I had my beer babes family shirt and I was with Cheryl and we

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were trying to get a collab working with them, so they actually reached out like, are you

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Vanessa?

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And I'm like, yes, that's so cool.

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It is cool.

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But those were good.

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And movement brewing in Sacramento was really good.

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I've had a couple from them.

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So everything's been good.

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And we liked petals and pint.

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And naughty pine was really good.

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Some of our favorites.

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Yesterday.

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So we did some damage.

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So much to talk about.

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About yesterday.

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And this morning.

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Did some damage.

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Yesterday.

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We started off in Ventura.

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We did Topa Bell ringer, VCBC made west transmission.

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Casa agria, tarantula Hill.

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Can't believe I rattled that all.

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And I think we made it home by just around midnight.

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Right around midnight.

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And I thought I was okay until I got in the Uber to go home.

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And that's when the recording stopped.

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I was like, oh, I'm less okay than I realized this morning.

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Like, I don't feel sick at all.

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Just feel real toasty.

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See, Friday night when we went to naughty pine and petals, right before that, Nick and I

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went out to dinner and I had two margaritas.

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And then I came home and had some water and then got my uber to your house so we could go

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to naughty pine.

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Had one beer at naughty pine.

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Like, her light, her lightest one, her sturdy bee pills.

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And then I had one hill rider at petals.

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I had the gnarliest headache when I woke up.

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Really gnarly.

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Doesn't it make you feel like a child?

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Like, I can't have two?

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That's why I did tasters all day yesterday.

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I'm like, I'm drinking the smallest amount of beer that I can, and I just.

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I was, like, in the back of my neck and my head, it was just.

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Yeah, that's where I've got it today.

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It was bad.

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We just can't drink like we're in our twenties anymore, which is weird.

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Cause we're definitely still in our twenties.

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Not knocking on 40 whatsoever.

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Never.

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God, no.

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You're younger than us, right?

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A couple years younger.

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37.

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You didn't have to say it.

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But, you know, she's really 35.

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Minus ten.

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Minus ten.

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We all are.

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I have that back of the head, back of the neck headache thing where I probably slept like

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a.

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You know, somebody got buried or something.

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I don't know.

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But you.

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I can hear in my voice that it doesn't sound quite normal.

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It's a little raspy.

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You still sound like you.

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I start recording some voiceovers.

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I think that was all the loud music yesterday at Casagria Tarantula Hill.

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We were kind of had to scream to.

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Casa was weird.

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They had some, like, hippie.

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Hippie jazz.

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Jazz, yeah.

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Two keyboards in one band.

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Why do we need two keyboardists?

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Cause you gotta have them casio beats.

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That's what it was.

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And the amount of awkward white people dancing, we had to watch slow motion dancing.

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It reminded me of that Chappelle skit with John Mayer.

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I don't know.

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I don't remember that one.

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Oh, he would go around.

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It was like, to prove that white people can't not dance to slow guitar jams.

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Oh, my God.

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And it was John Mayer and Dave Chappelle just watched around, and they'd start playing, or

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he'd play guitar, and then the white people would just start dancing all slow and, oh,

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that's white.

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Like, I don't know why.

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That's great.

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I think it was Chappelle show.

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Great skip.

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But, yeah, it was weird as fuck.

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And then, of course, we got to t hill.

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And my biggest complaint about t hill is it's a fucking club full of children at night, on

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the weekends.

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And by children, we mean 21 year old.

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Yeah.

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Legally aged children.

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And then this morning, these fuckers come over for breakfast, and Vanessa's like, I'm so

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nice.

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Look at me.

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Here's some beer I brought you guys.

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Like, oh, how nice.

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I'm like, wow, this bag is really heavy for having a four pack in it.

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It had your beers from casa agri in it, too.

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It had two four packs.

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Two four packs.

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Okay, whatever it was, it felt heavier than it needed to.

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This is weird.

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And so I set it on the counter, and I opened it up, and I was like, is this a water?

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What a fucking amateur move.

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Of course not.

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It was a big ass fucking ice, these fuckers.

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1030 in the morning.

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And I touched it, too, like an idiot.

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I was like, oh, what is this, Grant?

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Well, you tried not to.

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You put it down, and you're like, I touched it too late.

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Yeah, it's like touching a dick.

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Like, oh, you've already touched it.

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You can't not take care of it now.

283
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It's very true.

284
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And you took care of it in under a minute 30.

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Just under a minute 30.

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That was the big.

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It was the bomber.

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That's all they had.

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I went to Albertsons.

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My choices were slim.

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Vanessa woke up and chose violence today.

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It was hard to watch.

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It was hard to drink.

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You were a champ.

295
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I want to say to Erica, I'm so sorry for the Gapf ice.

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I do appreciate that you didn't give me that garbage as blue flavor that we got her.

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Cause that thing looked disgusting.

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I was hoping Albertsons did not have that one when I went to pick it up yesterday morning,

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and it was just the regular citrus, and I was like, oh, yeah, that'll do.

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That's fine.

301
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That's good.

302
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Yeah.

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It tasted like a cheap margarita.

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And you're not a fan of margaritas?

305
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Margaritas?

306
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I just don't like tequila.

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Like, I'll drink a margarita here and there if it's, you know, taco day or some shit.

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But, yeah, I gotta say, like, at first I was like, oh, I'm feeling actually a little bit

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better.

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Started to right the ship a little.

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Bit, so you said.

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And then the sugar kicked in, and the ship was like, hey, I'm tilting back over.

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This is bad.

314
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Hopefully this beer will set you in the right direction.

315
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Dull that headache a little bit.

316
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Fingers crossed.

317
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So fuck you guys.

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Fuck you, too.

319
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Very welcome.

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That's what friends are for.

321
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Yeah.

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And Mister Vixen was Adam.

323
00:10:13,050 --> 00:10:14,784
He's like, I had nothing to do with this.

324
00:10:14,922 --> 00:10:16,332
We call him Mister Vixen now.

325
00:10:16,436 --> 00:10:18,004
Mister Vixen, I like that.

326
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The real beer bastard.

327
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He's like, I had nothing to do with this.

328
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I would not do this to you in the morning.

329
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Of course not.

330
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So I believe him.

331
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He's not a team player.

332
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That's all I'm going to say.

333
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Before I forget, shout out to our top listening city of last week, and that is Pennington,

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New Jersey.

335
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I don't know why they keep topping the charts, but thanks for listening.

336
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That's pretty sweet.

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What else have, oh, yesterday, listener John, who didn't kill me a couple weeks ago at

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Petalse, met us at transmission and, uh, actually brought me a couple of beers.

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We'll have those, at least one of those on the show at some point, but, uh, wasn't prepared

340
00:10:52,080 --> 00:10:52,328
today.

341
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But, uh.

342
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So shout out to John for stopping by.

343
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Poor guy had to sit there and talk to me while I was deep throating some wings and

344
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transmission.

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You even ate the last four of mine.

346
00:11:00,608 --> 00:11:01,392
Like, and finish.

347
00:11:01,456 --> 00:11:02,864
How many did you eat?

348
00:11:02,992 --> 00:11:04,080
I don't know.

349
00:11:04,120 --> 00:11:05,392
Shannon goes, do you want more wings?

350
00:11:05,416 --> 00:11:07,560
I'm like, I mean, I don't not want more wings.

351
00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:08,192
They're so good.

352
00:11:08,216 --> 00:11:09,728
They're like, almost like a chicharrone.

353
00:11:09,784 --> 00:11:12,056
Like, the skins are fried and crispy.

354
00:11:12,088 --> 00:11:13,904
They're probably some of the best wings I've ever had.

355
00:11:13,952 --> 00:11:14,472
Super crispy.

356
00:11:14,496 --> 00:11:16,760
They got the dry rub, which I was saying a couple weeks ago.

357
00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:18,712
Normally not a fan of the dry rub when it comes to wings.

358
00:11:18,736 --> 00:11:20,552
I want that classic, you know, buffalo.

359
00:11:20,656 --> 00:11:21,632
These ones are delicious.

360
00:11:21,696 --> 00:11:22,864
And it keeps them crispy.

361
00:11:22,952 --> 00:11:24,976
Yeah, it does help keep them from sagging.

362
00:11:25,008 --> 00:11:26,368
Those things are like, I could.

363
00:11:26,504 --> 00:11:30,000
I feel like them again now, but I was really full yesterday.

364
00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:32,088
I was like, I cannot eat any more wings.

365
00:11:32,224 --> 00:11:33,728
Yeah, I must have had, like, if.

366
00:11:33,744 --> 00:11:34,632
I had your 14.

367
00:11:34,776 --> 00:11:36,048
Yeah, 13 or 14.

368
00:11:36,144 --> 00:11:37,640
Something like that killed it.

369
00:11:37,680 --> 00:11:38,888
What a fat ass.

370
00:11:39,064 --> 00:11:40,312
I mean, they're tiny.

371
00:11:40,376 --> 00:11:41,256
They are pretty small.

372
00:11:41,328 --> 00:11:43,068
So, Reggie want wingy.

373
00:11:43,124 --> 00:11:44,828
Riggy always want wingie.

374
00:11:45,004 --> 00:11:49,148
All right, before we get any further, the other thing that happened on your road trip, you

375
00:11:49,164 --> 00:11:49,996
stayed with Erica.

376
00:11:50,028 --> 00:11:53,620
You guys hung out on the farm, petted some goats and whatnot.

377
00:11:53,780 --> 00:11:55,716
I got this voicemail the other night.

378
00:11:55,868 --> 00:11:56,876
I can hear.

379
00:11:56,988 --> 00:11:57,724
Oh, no.

380
00:11:57,852 --> 00:11:59,172
We were wasted.

381
00:11:59,236 --> 00:12:02,988
I could hear Erica's Abv or Bac.

382
00:12:03,084 --> 00:12:07,828
At this point, when I get the voicemails, they show up voice to text or whatever, and it

383
00:12:07,844 --> 00:12:09,252
looks like a text message.

384
00:12:09,356 --> 00:12:11,716
And just reading it, I was like, oh, Erica.

385
00:12:11,748 --> 00:12:12,480
Shittered.

386
00:12:13,060 --> 00:12:14,916
And then I listened to it right before the show started.

387
00:12:14,948 --> 00:12:17,148
I was like, oh, she's definitely shitting.

388
00:12:17,164 --> 00:12:17,436
So.

389
00:12:17,508 --> 00:12:19,420
So here's shittered Erica the other night.

390
00:12:19,500 --> 00:12:19,996
Hello.

391
00:12:20,108 --> 00:12:22,260
No one is available to take your call.

392
00:12:22,380 --> 00:12:24,760
Please leave a message after the tone.

393
00:12:25,660 --> 00:12:27,100
Hey, guys, it's Erica.

394
00:12:27,140 --> 00:12:30,652
I'm just calling in because, you know, I'm not there on the show and I want to help out.

395
00:12:30,676 --> 00:12:31,492
That's off normal.

396
00:12:31,556 --> 00:12:33,076
So let's do the traditional.

397
00:12:33,108 --> 00:12:35,202
I just want to say hi, Vanessa.

398
00:12:35,396 --> 00:12:36,730
Hi, Erica.

399
00:12:38,190 --> 00:12:39,250
Hey, girl.

400
00:12:39,550 --> 00:12:40,478
Hi, Greg.

401
00:12:40,574 --> 00:12:41,526
Hi, Flex.

402
00:12:41,638 --> 00:12:42,890
How are you guys?

403
00:12:43,230 --> 00:12:43,950
Oh, my gosh.

404
00:12:43,990 --> 00:12:45,286
I'm hanging out with Vanessa.

405
00:12:45,358 --> 00:12:46,610
How lucky am I?

406
00:12:47,430 --> 00:12:48,582
Love you guys.

407
00:12:48,766 --> 00:12:51,046
We just hit up five breweries.

408
00:12:51,198 --> 00:12:54,246
I mean, for Vanessa, that's really not that 5 hours.

409
00:12:54,318 --> 00:12:55,678
Okay, so we are pretty efficient.

410
00:12:55,734 --> 00:12:57,518
But for you, that's not that many.

411
00:12:57,694 --> 00:13:00,090
Not that many, but we did.

412
00:13:01,120 --> 00:13:02,696
So she's heading your way now.

413
00:13:02,808 --> 00:13:03,740
Watch out.

414
00:13:04,360 --> 00:13:05,440
See you guys.

415
00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:06,420
Bye.

416
00:13:07,880 --> 00:13:09,100
That's so cute.

417
00:13:09,480 --> 00:13:12,160
Did you get to, like, see all the farm animals while you were there?

418
00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:16,080
Yeah, we went down, saw the goats, walked down, and saw all the chickens.

419
00:13:16,240 --> 00:13:17,856
One of the chickens had laid an egg.

420
00:13:17,968 --> 00:13:18,660
Nice.

421
00:13:19,520 --> 00:13:20,592
Really nice out there.

422
00:13:20,656 --> 00:13:21,464
Gorgeous views.

423
00:13:21,512 --> 00:13:23,840
Got to watch the sunset while enjoying a beer.

424
00:13:23,960 --> 00:13:24,592
That's awesome.

425
00:13:24,656 --> 00:13:25,208
It was nice.

426
00:13:25,264 --> 00:13:26,840
Do you have anything on tapd?

427
00:13:26,990 --> 00:13:28,716
No, we didn't have anything on tap.

428
00:13:28,828 --> 00:13:29,812
When we were there.

429
00:13:29,956 --> 00:13:32,316
She goes, hey, let's hit the tap.

430
00:13:32,348 --> 00:13:34,532
And so we each had a beer, and I was like, hey, who needs a refill?

431
00:13:34,636 --> 00:13:36,380
Went to get more beer kicked.

432
00:13:36,500 --> 00:13:38,468
I was like, what kind of host are you?

433
00:13:38,644 --> 00:13:39,780
Amateurs, mostly.

434
00:13:39,820 --> 00:13:41,068
Empty kegs.

435
00:13:41,244 --> 00:13:46,388
So 85538 beer is the number to call if you are hammered and feel like leaving us a

436
00:13:46,404 --> 00:13:47,004
voicemail.

437
00:13:47,092 --> 00:13:50,040
We always appreciate drunk voicemails, let me tell you.

438
00:13:50,340 --> 00:13:54,260
Before we get any further, I just want to mention magic mind.

439
00:13:54,720 --> 00:13:56,232
We got magic mind back again.

440
00:13:56,296 --> 00:13:59,024
You heard about it last week, talking about some more.

441
00:13:59,112 --> 00:14:02,376
They are the little shot that helps your coffee last longer.

442
00:14:02,408 --> 00:14:03,312
I'm still drinking coffee.

443
00:14:03,336 --> 00:14:05,504
I'm doing about two, one to two cups a day.

444
00:14:05,592 --> 00:14:07,820
When I take these instead of my three to four.

445
00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:10,008
It's easy to incorporate into your morning.

446
00:14:10,064 --> 00:14:10,760
Keep them in the fridge.

447
00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:11,980
They're better cold.

448
00:14:12,280 --> 00:14:13,632
I highly recommend it.

449
00:14:13,656 --> 00:14:16,928
Just have a cup, chug it, and then have another cup of coffee.

450
00:14:17,064 --> 00:14:17,912
I'm on day.

451
00:14:17,976 --> 00:14:21,064
I think this is done, like five in a row at this point.

452
00:14:21,152 --> 00:14:22,256
And now the wife's doing it, too.

453
00:14:22,288 --> 00:14:23,272
She's like, I want to try this.

454
00:14:23,296 --> 00:14:24,776
So she's been doing it for a few days and.

455
00:14:24,888 --> 00:14:26,336
And she likes them as well.

456
00:14:26,488 --> 00:14:30,008
Like I said, improves my coffee experience, allows me to drink less coffee.

457
00:14:30,064 --> 00:14:33,112
Not so jittery, not so caffeinated all day long.

458
00:14:33,216 --> 00:14:36,376
I also, at 02:00, I'm not like, where's my fucking Red Bull?

459
00:14:36,488 --> 00:14:38,672
Which is kind of nice.

460
00:14:38,776 --> 00:14:41,820
And there's this thing in there called l theanine.

461
00:14:42,120 --> 00:14:43,660
I'm sure I nailed that.

462
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:45,744
That's what makes your coffee last longer.

463
00:14:45,792 --> 00:14:47,904
I'm not a scientist, so I'm just going to take their word for it.

464
00:14:47,952 --> 00:14:49,056
I love that it's no sugar.

465
00:14:49,128 --> 00:14:49,816
You know me, I don't.

466
00:14:49,848 --> 00:14:50,600
I don't really eat sugar.

467
00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:51,216
I'm keto.

468
00:14:51,248 --> 00:14:52,500
Except for my beverages.

469
00:14:52,820 --> 00:14:53,916
Is that for the ice?

470
00:14:54,028 --> 00:14:55,640
Oh, so much sugar.

471
00:14:56,060 --> 00:14:58,040
It's like a bottle of diabetes.

472
00:14:59,300 --> 00:15:03,036
Everything is natural, sourced from the best suppliers they could find.

473
00:15:03,108 --> 00:15:06,612
Keto friendly, nut free, vegan, paleo friendly, no sugar.

474
00:15:06,636 --> 00:15:07,764
Like I said, it's got matcha.

475
00:15:07,852 --> 00:15:10,300
Got a lot of matcha flavor in it, if you're into that flavor.

476
00:15:10,340 --> 00:15:14,620
So if any of this is hitting home with you, you want to make your coffee last a little

477
00:15:14,660 --> 00:15:15,924
longer, have a little energy.

478
00:15:16,052 --> 00:15:19,352
My wife said it helped with the focus a little bit as the day went on.

479
00:15:19,436 --> 00:15:20,216
Give it a shot.

480
00:15:20,328 --> 00:15:20,880
Magic mind.

481
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:23,784
Go to magicmind.com craft beer.

482
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483
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487
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So you've got 100 days to send it back.

488
00:15:42,760 --> 00:15:45,136
If for some reason you don't like it, give it a shot.

489
00:15:45,168 --> 00:15:50,696
And on top of that, every bottle you purchase, they donate five cents to mental health

490
00:15:50,728 --> 00:15:52,816
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491
00:15:52,928 --> 00:15:55,664
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492
00:15:55,792 --> 00:15:59,740
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493
00:16:00,120 --> 00:16:02,984
All right, let's move on to a little news.

494
00:16:03,112 --> 00:16:05,264
In fact, are you guys ready for a second beer?

495
00:16:05,352 --> 00:16:06,440
I am a little parched.

496
00:16:06,520 --> 00:16:07,064
I am.

497
00:16:07,152 --> 00:16:08,640
I feel like your head could use it, too.

498
00:16:08,720 --> 00:16:10,312
I also feel like my head could use it.

499
00:16:10,376 --> 00:16:11,740
Let's make a call of the pen.

500
00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:19,740
He calls to the bullpen for beer.

501
00:16:20,560 --> 00:16:21,592
Yeah, he does.

502
00:16:21,736 --> 00:16:23,424
All right, let me open up some links.

503
00:16:23,552 --> 00:16:27,976
We are drinking, and I bought this in honor of flex because it more than meets the

504
00:16:28,008 --> 00:16:28,792
algorithm.

505
00:16:28,936 --> 00:16:34,712
Plain tiger, which is a pale ale from Casa agri a6%a, 383, and untapped.

506
00:16:34,816 --> 00:16:39,416
They say plain tiger is a west coast pale ale brewed with golden promise and wheat and is

507
00:16:39,448 --> 00:16:45,414
dry hopped with an extra big dose of amarillo, chinook, eukonot, enigma, and Simcoe hops.

508
00:16:45,552 --> 00:16:50,866
Medium bodied and soft stone fruit flavors make this one a can't miss.

509
00:16:51,018 --> 00:16:54,778
And it fits the algorithm so well because they got this shit on sale for four.

510
00:16:54,834 --> 00:16:56,106
No, $10.

511
00:16:56,138 --> 00:16:56,962
A four pack.

512
00:16:57,066 --> 00:16:58,978
I bought six last night.

513
00:16:59,154 --> 00:17:00,866
I bought a couple of four packs.

514
00:17:00,978 --> 00:17:01,666
Just the whole case.

515
00:17:01,698 --> 00:17:06,034
I was gonna buy four, and the guy's like, you know, if you buy two more, I can give you a

516
00:17:06,042 --> 00:17:06,466
full, like.

517
00:17:06,498 --> 00:17:07,282
It'll be a full flat.

518
00:17:07,306 --> 00:17:08,850
And I was like, well, I'm a consumer whore, so.

519
00:17:08,890 --> 00:17:09,458
And how.

520
00:17:09,554 --> 00:17:10,178
Let's do it.

521
00:17:10,234 --> 00:17:11,713
You're like, oh, free cardboard.

522
00:17:11,841 --> 00:17:12,593
I'm in.

523
00:17:12,721 --> 00:17:14,697
Yeah, I bought a couple myself.

524
00:17:14,753 --> 00:17:16,297
And, God, it's so good.

525
00:17:16,393 --> 00:17:16,993
The schnoz.

526
00:17:17,041 --> 00:17:19,201
I get, like, a peachiness.

527
00:17:19,385 --> 00:17:20,969
I get, like, a stone fruit, definitely.

528
00:17:21,009 --> 00:17:22,057
Yeah, little stone fruit.

529
00:17:22,073 --> 00:17:23,585
It's a light, light smell.

530
00:17:23,777 --> 00:17:24,953
Light aroma.

531
00:17:25,041 --> 00:17:26,409
Slightly dank on the nose, too.

532
00:17:26,449 --> 00:17:28,025
You a little danky peach.

533
00:17:28,217 --> 00:17:30,913
That danky peach, that was your nickname in high school.

534
00:17:31,081 --> 00:17:32,589
Sounds like a dance move.

535
00:17:33,209 --> 00:17:36,737
Do the danky peach on the old tongue jobber.

536
00:17:36,913 --> 00:17:38,265
It really follows the nose.

537
00:17:38,297 --> 00:17:39,345
Get a little bit of that stone fruit.

538
00:17:39,377 --> 00:17:44,188
It's super light, light bodied, good amount of carbonation, dry on the finish.

539
00:17:44,244 --> 00:17:45,916
Keeps it coming back for more.

540
00:17:46,108 --> 00:17:47,916
It's just a great summer beer, too.

541
00:17:47,988 --> 00:17:48,772
It's a good summer beer.

542
00:17:48,796 --> 00:17:49,492
It's so crushable.

543
00:17:49,556 --> 00:17:50,340
What's the abv?

544
00:17:50,420 --> 00:17:53,340
I was just gonna check because I already forgot it.

545
00:17:53,380 --> 00:17:56,972
Is 6% okay right on that line of being sick.

546
00:17:56,996 --> 00:17:57,676
It's a fine line.

547
00:17:57,708 --> 00:17:58,548
You can walk a fine line.

548
00:17:58,564 --> 00:17:59,476
You have two or three.

549
00:17:59,508 --> 00:18:03,004
And then time to switch over to a banquet, as Nick would say.

550
00:18:03,132 --> 00:18:03,800
Right.

551
00:18:04,620 --> 00:18:06,156
I feel like I did that.

552
00:18:06,268 --> 00:18:06,868
The banquet.

553
00:18:06,924 --> 00:18:11,252
I opened the door because my dad used to drink it and I wanted to try one for like a

554
00:18:11,276 --> 00:18:11,852
nostalgia thing.

555
00:18:11,876 --> 00:18:13,596
I'm like, oh, let's just get like a little twelve pack or something.

556
00:18:13,628 --> 00:18:14,548
We'll take it to the desert.

557
00:18:14,644 --> 00:18:18,508
Nick liked it really more than I thought he would, and now I did.

558
00:18:18,604 --> 00:18:20,916
I'm responsible for the banquet buying.

559
00:18:20,988 --> 00:18:21,740
That's so funny.

560
00:18:21,780 --> 00:18:22,060
I know.

561
00:18:22,100 --> 00:18:23,204
It's not a bad beer.

562
00:18:23,252 --> 00:18:23,708
It's just.

563
00:18:23,764 --> 00:18:24,996
Anyway, sorry to sidebar that.

564
00:18:25,028 --> 00:18:31,356
I just needed to take full responsibility for next banquet buying drinking habit now.

565
00:18:31,428 --> 00:18:32,076
Yeah.

566
00:18:32,228 --> 00:18:34,552
Not a bad beer after you've had a few, right?

567
00:18:34,716 --> 00:18:36,392
It's to end the night a banquet.

568
00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:38,320
I had my first one like last month.

569
00:18:38,360 --> 00:18:39,304
I'm so proud.

570
00:18:39,432 --> 00:18:40,992
Is that after we were talking about it on the show?

571
00:18:41,056 --> 00:18:42,920
Yes, that's the only reason why I got it.

572
00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:43,976
It's so cool.

573
00:18:44,128 --> 00:18:44,816
I mean, they're great.

574
00:18:44,848 --> 00:18:45,680
Like camping beers.

575
00:18:45,720 --> 00:18:46,128
Like we.

576
00:18:46,184 --> 00:18:46,472
You know.

577
00:18:46,496 --> 00:18:46,880
Cause they're.

578
00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:48,624
It's a quantity beer, right.

579
00:18:48,712 --> 00:18:49,008
And.

580
00:18:49,064 --> 00:18:50,304
Or if you're playing beer pong or.

581
00:18:50,312 --> 00:18:51,520
Something, or like cornhole.

582
00:18:51,560 --> 00:18:52,096
It's just like.

583
00:18:52,128 --> 00:18:53,648
Like I said, it's just like a good camping beer.

584
00:18:53,664 --> 00:18:54,152
Like, they're just.

585
00:18:54,176 --> 00:18:55,416
They're in the cooler and you're good.

586
00:18:55,448 --> 00:18:58,160
And they're so much cheaper than like 805 right now, right?

587
00:18:58,200 --> 00:18:58,376
Yeah.

588
00:18:58,408 --> 00:19:00,160
805 is like more than a dollar a beer now.

589
00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:01,096
It's $2 a beer.

590
00:19:01,128 --> 00:19:02,654
I think it's like overdem.

591
00:19:02,692 --> 00:19:05,338
I think it's like $28.99 for a 24 pack or something.

592
00:19:05,434 --> 00:19:06,394
Wow, it's wild.

593
00:19:06,482 --> 00:19:07,010
Yeah.

594
00:19:07,130 --> 00:19:10,898
So, yeah, I'm not mad at a banquet every now, especially, you know, you start off good, you

595
00:19:10,914 --> 00:19:14,410
blow your palate out with some hoppy beers and then, you know, in the night, a couple.

596
00:19:14,490 --> 00:19:17,946
So you drink three of these and then we got banquets in the fridge for you with your name

597
00:19:17,978 --> 00:19:18,290
on it.

598
00:19:18,330 --> 00:19:19,130
Exactly.

599
00:19:19,290 --> 00:19:22,106
Vanessa, when it comes to shitty beer, what's your favorite shitty beer?

600
00:19:22,138 --> 00:19:23,650
What's the finest of the shitty.

601
00:19:23,730 --> 00:19:25,890
My favorite shitty beer.

602
00:19:26,050 --> 00:19:27,730
I mean, I'll go for a ying a ling.

603
00:19:27,850 --> 00:19:28,928
Okay, probably.

604
00:19:28,984 --> 00:19:30,728
But if not a Miller high life.

605
00:19:30,904 --> 00:19:32,928
Oh, yeah, we did talk about that yesterday.

606
00:19:33,024 --> 00:19:34,340
That's a champagne of beers.

607
00:19:34,920 --> 00:19:35,416
It's true.

608
00:19:35,448 --> 00:19:38,120
It just depends where you're at, what you can find, what's available.

609
00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:39,136
What's a shitty beer?

610
00:19:39,168 --> 00:19:39,936
That's just a no go.

611
00:19:39,968 --> 00:19:40,528
Like, I'm not doing it.

612
00:19:40,544 --> 00:19:43,024
I'm not doing a bud light or Heineken.

613
00:19:43,112 --> 00:19:45,540
Oh, Heineken is skunk milank.

614
00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:46,740
Yeah.

615
00:19:47,040 --> 00:19:52,064
Also, I can't do any of the natties I used to do.

616
00:19:52,112 --> 00:19:52,940
Not anymore.

617
00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:54,110
Grosse.

618
00:19:54,140 --> 00:19:56,666
There's been plenty of time when I've walked into my dad's house, hey, you want a beard?

619
00:19:56,698 --> 00:19:58,306
And she gives me a fucking natty light.

620
00:19:58,338 --> 00:20:01,282
I'm like, oh, we had tech stands.

621
00:20:01,306 --> 00:20:03,550
Of that back in college, but, oof.

622
00:20:04,130 --> 00:20:05,670
Play beer pong with that.

623
00:20:06,130 --> 00:20:10,146
I used to back in, like, the college days, do my fair share of bud light drinking.

624
00:20:10,258 --> 00:20:11,074
That was us.

625
00:20:11,202 --> 00:20:12,910
Yeah, I can't touch it anymore.

626
00:20:13,450 --> 00:20:13,922
Gross.

627
00:20:13,986 --> 00:20:14,722
Yeah, it's so.

628
00:20:14,786 --> 00:20:18,170
I mean, most of the light beers are disgusting anyways, but it's extra gross.

629
00:20:18,210 --> 00:20:20,750
My first keg I ever bought was a bud light cake.

630
00:20:21,130 --> 00:20:22,602
Doing keg stands and shit.

631
00:20:22,666 --> 00:20:23,672
Mine was Beck's.

632
00:20:23,786 --> 00:20:25,516
Oh, I don't know.

633
00:20:25,628 --> 00:20:26,164
I can't tell you.

634
00:20:26,172 --> 00:20:27,188
The last time I had a bex.

635
00:20:27,284 --> 00:20:29,644
It was my 21st birthday, and I got a keg of becks.

636
00:20:29,692 --> 00:20:31,036
Cause I didn't want Bud.

637
00:20:31,108 --> 00:20:32,868
And my mom was like, oh, what else do you want?

638
00:20:32,884 --> 00:20:33,988
I'm like, let's get becks.

639
00:20:34,044 --> 00:20:34,900
And that's what we had.

640
00:20:34,940 --> 00:20:36,524
And it was fine.

641
00:20:36,692 --> 00:20:37,804
That's the last time I had it.

642
00:20:37,852 --> 00:20:38,500
Got the job done.

643
00:20:38,540 --> 00:20:39,884
Yeah, that's funny.

644
00:20:40,052 --> 00:20:40,708
Yeah.

645
00:20:40,844 --> 00:20:42,036
I don't miss those days.

646
00:20:42,148 --> 00:20:42,900
Not one bit.

647
00:20:42,940 --> 00:20:44,348
No, I went to a.

648
00:20:44,484 --> 00:20:45,412
Was it a concert?

649
00:20:45,476 --> 00:20:46,140
Yeah, it was a concert.

650
00:20:46,180 --> 00:20:51,686
It was at Dodger Stadium one time, and they had shut down all their other beer options.

651
00:20:51,798 --> 00:20:53,334
It was just for the concert only.

652
00:20:53,382 --> 00:21:00,558
If you want beer, your options were Budweiser, Bud light, or mango cart from Golden Road.

653
00:21:00,694 --> 00:21:02,150
I would go with a mango cart.

654
00:21:02,230 --> 00:21:03,462
I didn't drink that night.

655
00:21:03,606 --> 00:21:04,406
I was like, you know what?

656
00:21:04,438 --> 00:21:04,878
Not worth it.

657
00:21:04,894 --> 00:21:05,366
It's really.

658
00:21:05,438 --> 00:21:05,806
They're all.

659
00:21:05,838 --> 00:21:06,518
They suck.

660
00:21:06,574 --> 00:21:07,038
Yeah, yeah.

661
00:21:07,054 --> 00:21:08,958
They're all garbage and they're all $20.

662
00:21:09,014 --> 00:21:15,000
I had never had one until my friend Ida got married in the ruby room at Golden Road last

663
00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:15,408
year.

664
00:21:15,504 --> 00:21:16,496
And I'm like, you know what?

665
00:21:16,528 --> 00:21:17,272
I should try it.

666
00:21:17,296 --> 00:21:17,968
Like, we're here.

667
00:21:18,024 --> 00:21:18,320
Whatever.

668
00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:19,968
Like, you know, it's sweet.

669
00:21:20,024 --> 00:21:20,832
It's like.

670
00:21:21,016 --> 00:21:22,016
It's gross.

671
00:21:22,128 --> 00:21:22,904
It's not.

672
00:21:23,032 --> 00:21:27,952
I thought it was going to be like, pocock has a mango and it's dry, but there's, like,

673
00:21:27,976 --> 00:21:28,952
mango flavor.

674
00:21:29,136 --> 00:21:31,256
Like a mango nada with beer.

675
00:21:31,328 --> 00:21:32,248
Yeah, it was gross.

676
00:21:32,304 --> 00:21:32,632
It's.

677
00:21:32,696 --> 00:21:33,648
It's no bueno.

678
00:21:33,744 --> 00:21:34,408
I digress.

679
00:21:34,504 --> 00:21:35,816
Yeah, super gross.

680
00:21:35,968 --> 00:21:39,160
All right, before we wrap things up around here, let's get a little news.

681
00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:39,496
In.

682
00:21:39,568 --> 00:21:46,790
In a huge case of no one cares, Allagash launches their first non alcoholic offering with

683
00:21:46,830 --> 00:21:47,526
hop water.

684
00:21:47,638 --> 00:21:48,054
Why?

685
00:21:48,142 --> 00:21:48,606
Why?

686
00:21:48,718 --> 00:21:50,198
I thought hopwater craze.

687
00:21:50,214 --> 00:21:50,942
I put that in quotes.

688
00:21:51,006 --> 00:21:53,430
I thought the hop water craze was over.

689
00:21:53,590 --> 00:21:55,158
Like, people tried it for a while.

690
00:21:55,254 --> 00:21:59,142
Turns out no one fucking wanted it, and then they got over it.

691
00:21:59,286 --> 00:21:59,734
I.

692
00:21:59,822 --> 00:22:00,886
I was never a fan.

693
00:22:00,958 --> 00:22:03,326
I tried a few, but, yeah, what's the point?

694
00:22:03,478 --> 00:22:05,502
Well, and I don't think water, I.

695
00:22:05,566 --> 00:22:06,054
Oh, my gosh.

696
00:22:06,102 --> 00:22:10,674
I really don't feel like it sold that well anyway, so, like, why would you jump on the

697
00:22:10,822 --> 00:22:12,914
train or the craze this late?

698
00:22:13,002 --> 00:22:15,110
Yeah, how do you trying to lose money?

699
00:22:15,490 --> 00:22:16,554
Do you hate money?

700
00:22:16,602 --> 00:22:17,530
Do you hate money?

701
00:22:17,610 --> 00:22:18,314
Golly.

702
00:22:18,442 --> 00:22:20,530
How do you guys feel about non alcoholic beers?

703
00:22:20,650 --> 00:22:21,594
I don't want to drink them.

704
00:22:21,642 --> 00:22:22,578
I don't want to drink them either.

705
00:22:22,634 --> 00:22:22,898
Why?

706
00:22:22,954 --> 00:22:24,250
Those empty calories.

707
00:22:24,410 --> 00:22:24,914
Exactly.

708
00:22:24,962 --> 00:22:25,290
That's me.

709
00:22:25,330 --> 00:22:28,226
I want a buzz if I'm going to drink alcohol.

710
00:22:28,298 --> 00:22:32,506
I do think it's great for, like, I mean, I do have some people I used to work with that are

711
00:22:32,538 --> 00:22:33,050
sober.

712
00:22:33,170 --> 00:22:33,474
Sure.

713
00:22:33,522 --> 00:22:37,078
And I do feel like it's kind of what's great for people that are, like, still trying to,

714
00:22:37,094 --> 00:22:37,742
like, fit in with.

715
00:22:37,766 --> 00:22:38,910
Yeah, you want to socialize.

716
00:22:38,990 --> 00:22:42,846
Everyone's making a beer experience the flavor, some flavor profiles.

717
00:22:42,878 --> 00:22:43,022
Right.

718
00:22:43,046 --> 00:22:46,198
That's not going to be exactly the same, but, like, a similar flavor profile to what your

719
00:22:46,214 --> 00:22:47,862
friends drink so you can feel connected.

720
00:22:47,926 --> 00:22:48,638
Like, I.

721
00:22:48,774 --> 00:22:49,558
Yeah, I get it.

722
00:22:49,574 --> 00:22:52,926
For the social experience if you're not a drinker anymore, that kind of thing.

723
00:22:52,998 --> 00:22:56,358
I know a guy who doesn't drink but will drink those when he's at a party.

724
00:22:56,414 --> 00:22:58,630
Just, you know, you don't want to look like a weirdo in the corner.

725
00:22:58,670 --> 00:23:01,054
Not drinking when everybody's a small market.

726
00:23:01,182 --> 00:23:02,304
Super small.

727
00:23:02,502 --> 00:23:02,884
Yeah.

728
00:23:02,932 --> 00:23:07,420
Beyond that reason, I'm like, no, it's empty calories, empty carbs, and I'm not even

729
00:23:07,460 --> 00:23:08,372
catching a buzz from it.

730
00:23:08,396 --> 00:23:10,308
I'll just have a fucking lacroix or something.

731
00:23:10,444 --> 00:23:10,820
That's.

732
00:23:10,860 --> 00:23:12,412
Yeah, I'd rather have a salt or water.

733
00:23:12,476 --> 00:23:12,980
No problem.

734
00:23:13,060 --> 00:23:14,800
Oh, a diet doctor pepper.

735
00:23:15,300 --> 00:23:17,668
I got one of those at Home Depot a couple weeks ago.

736
00:23:17,724 --> 00:23:18,356
Home Depot?

737
00:23:18,428 --> 00:23:19,276
Yeah, cuz, whatever.

738
00:23:19,308 --> 00:23:20,380
You go for your groceries?

739
00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:22,084
No, we're there, like, all the time.

740
00:23:22,172 --> 00:23:23,548
For bread and a drill, please.

741
00:23:23,644 --> 00:23:26,836
I mean, as much as we're there, like, I wish they had groceries because I could.

742
00:23:26,948 --> 00:23:28,350
I could bang out a too far.

743
00:23:28,500 --> 00:23:30,202
Cause we're always fucking there.

744
00:23:30,346 --> 00:23:34,954
And, you know, Nick's like, oh, a Coca Cola classic.

745
00:23:35,082 --> 00:23:35,914
Sounds delicious.

746
00:23:35,962 --> 00:23:39,202
He must have been hungover sometimes, but sometimes he just wants a.

747
00:23:39,266 --> 00:23:41,122
As he says, a Coca Cola classic.

748
00:23:41,266 --> 00:23:42,978
Gotta put the classic in there, right?

749
00:23:43,114 --> 00:23:44,738
And I'm like, oh, I'll take a diet doctor pepper.

750
00:23:44,754 --> 00:23:45,906
And he's like, that's disgusting.

751
00:23:45,938 --> 00:23:47,106
I'm like, dude, shut up.

752
00:23:47,138 --> 00:23:48,106
Your face is disgusting.

753
00:23:48,138 --> 00:23:49,954
Yeah, I can't do diet drinks.

754
00:23:50,042 --> 00:23:50,378
Sorry.

755
00:23:50,434 --> 00:23:54,674
No, just Coca Cola for me and not Diet Coke or Diet doctor pepper.

756
00:23:54,722 --> 00:23:55,028
I.

757
00:23:55,114 --> 00:23:55,768
It's gross.

758
00:23:55,864 --> 00:23:57,072
What about, like, a Coke zero?

759
00:23:57,176 --> 00:23:58,160
No, that's gross.

760
00:23:58,240 --> 00:23:59,560
Okay, so I used to.

761
00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:00,608
I don't know what happened.

762
00:24:00,664 --> 00:24:03,340
They say, like, your tastes change, you know, like, every seven years.

763
00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:05,480
I guess you're kind of right.

764
00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:07,496
But it used to taste really funky.

765
00:24:07,528 --> 00:24:13,136
Like, I mean, I would be like, this is diet, but if it's really cold, I cannot distinguish

766
00:24:13,168 --> 00:24:13,856
the difference anymore.

767
00:24:13,888 --> 00:24:15,256
I don't know what happened to my taste buds.

768
00:24:15,288 --> 00:24:18,024
I believe you're wasted and you drink it.

769
00:24:18,072 --> 00:24:20,762
You can't waste a.

770
00:24:20,816 --> 00:24:22,318
It's too sweet for me to drink the regular.

771
00:24:22,374 --> 00:24:22,614
Same.

772
00:24:22,662 --> 00:24:23,262
If I had a regular.

773
00:24:23,286 --> 00:24:25,702
It's like, another fan favorite.

774
00:24:25,766 --> 00:24:27,050
Diet squirt.

775
00:24:27,550 --> 00:24:28,542
That's what she said.

776
00:24:28,646 --> 00:24:28,862
Hey.

777
00:24:28,886 --> 00:24:30,326
Oh, I didn't know they had a diet squirt.

778
00:24:30,358 --> 00:24:30,726
Oh, they do.

779
00:24:30,758 --> 00:24:31,070
It's great.

780
00:24:31,110 --> 00:24:31,838
You can make, like a.

781
00:24:31,894 --> 00:24:33,206
Like a poor man's paloma with it.

782
00:24:33,238 --> 00:24:33,678
It's really good.

783
00:24:33,694 --> 00:24:34,478
I've never had squirt.

784
00:24:34,494 --> 00:24:35,222
I don't even know what that is.

785
00:24:35,246 --> 00:24:36,254
It's a grapefruit soda.

786
00:24:36,342 --> 00:24:37,694
It is delicious.

787
00:24:37,782 --> 00:24:39,206
Like a citrus grapefruit.

788
00:24:39,358 --> 00:24:40,982
It was one of my favorite sodas.

789
00:24:41,126 --> 00:24:41,742
It's good.

790
00:24:41,806 --> 00:24:43,646
I can't drink more than, like, one.

791
00:24:43,838 --> 00:24:46,206
It's very specific flavor that.

792
00:24:46,278 --> 00:24:47,686
It's not, like, a chuggable flavor.

793
00:24:47,718 --> 00:24:52,146
You know, like, you could put down coke after coke or whatever, but I can't put down squirt

794
00:24:52,178 --> 00:24:53,146
after squirt.

795
00:24:53,338 --> 00:24:55,190
Put down some squirts, everybody.

796
00:24:56,450 --> 00:25:00,034
What's your go to hangover food or drink or.

797
00:25:00,082 --> 00:25:01,570
What do you do when you're cured?

798
00:25:01,610 --> 00:25:02,842
Fucked up the next day.

799
00:25:02,946 --> 00:25:04,138
Water and sleep.

800
00:25:04,274 --> 00:25:06,938
I just lay in bed all day.

801
00:25:07,074 --> 00:25:08,706
I can't eat if I'm really hungover.

802
00:25:08,818 --> 00:25:11,310
I just can't keep any food down.

803
00:25:11,690 --> 00:25:13,666
So maybe some sprite.

804
00:25:13,778 --> 00:25:15,608
I'll do some sprite or gatorade.

805
00:25:15,714 --> 00:25:17,164
I just want to lay down and sleep.

806
00:25:17,252 --> 00:25:18,796
You go, like, the medical route.

807
00:25:18,828 --> 00:25:21,276
You're like, oh, get some pedialyte and a nap.

808
00:25:21,388 --> 00:25:22,796
Yeah, smart.

809
00:25:22,868 --> 00:25:23,244
Probably.

810
00:25:23,292 --> 00:25:23,428
Yeah.

811
00:25:23,444 --> 00:25:24,460
I don't want to eat anything.

812
00:25:24,540 --> 00:25:25,828
It's like, ugh, I want to throw it up.

813
00:25:25,844 --> 00:25:28,116
If I eat anything, I'm like, give me some pickle juice.

814
00:25:28,148 --> 00:25:30,648
Take me to brunch, slap my ass, and give me a little bit of.

815
00:25:30,654 --> 00:25:31,980
I don't want to think about anything.

816
00:25:32,140 --> 00:25:34,360
Is that before or after you puke all over the bed?

817
00:25:34,700 --> 00:25:35,516
Sir?

818
00:25:35,708 --> 00:25:40,840
Ma'am, that is another story for another time, and it's very recent.

819
00:25:41,460 --> 00:25:42,116
Next show.

820
00:25:42,188 --> 00:25:43,000
Next show.

821
00:25:44,190 --> 00:25:44,590
Yeah.

822
00:25:44,630 --> 00:25:45,766
I mean, I've talked about it many times.

823
00:25:45,798 --> 00:25:48,294
Diet Doctor pepper is my go to flex.

824
00:25:48,382 --> 00:25:50,366
Loves a donut when he's hungover.

825
00:25:50,558 --> 00:25:52,102
It's too sugary for me.

826
00:25:52,126 --> 00:25:54,750
I can't do no if I'm going hung hangover.

827
00:25:54,790 --> 00:25:55,726
I want savory.

828
00:25:55,838 --> 00:25:56,150
Yeah.

829
00:25:56,190 --> 00:25:57,798
I want some fucking bacon in my life.

830
00:25:57,854 --> 00:26:00,022
And, like, I can't keep it down.

831
00:26:00,206 --> 00:26:01,374
I'm really hungry.

832
00:26:01,542 --> 00:26:03,806
Refried beans from calaveras.

833
00:26:03,878 --> 00:26:04,958
Refried beans, huh?

834
00:26:05,014 --> 00:26:05,558
Mm hmm.

835
00:26:05,654 --> 00:26:06,302
That's a weird one.

836
00:26:06,326 --> 00:26:07,206
It'll hit the spot.

837
00:26:07,318 --> 00:26:08,022
Makes sense, though.

838
00:26:08,046 --> 00:26:08,406
I mean, it's.

839
00:26:08,438 --> 00:26:09,070
You know, it's.

840
00:26:09,190 --> 00:26:10,410
I was gonna say it's thick.

841
00:26:10,830 --> 00:26:11,770
Binding.

842
00:26:12,750 --> 00:26:14,062
That's a better word for it.

843
00:26:14,086 --> 00:26:15,130
It's binding.

844
00:26:15,830 --> 00:26:18,010
Brings it all together and flushes right out.

845
00:26:18,510 --> 00:26:23,798
Yeah, well, you're all fucking smart with your pedialytes and gatorades.

846
00:26:23,974 --> 00:26:24,934
And then there's us.

847
00:26:25,022 --> 00:26:26,654
Then you can drink your hop water, too.

848
00:26:26,782 --> 00:26:27,494
Yeah.

849
00:26:27,662 --> 00:26:29,566
Cause that's where this whole thing started.

850
00:26:29,718 --> 00:26:31,330
That's gonna be a no for me, dog.

851
00:26:31,750 --> 00:26:32,382
Buzz balls.

852
00:26:32,406 --> 00:26:34,358
You guys enjoy any buzz balls?

853
00:26:34,454 --> 00:26:39,198
No, but I saw the ones that are, like, as big as my head at Bevmo the other day when I was

854
00:26:39,214 --> 00:26:40,690
going for my rumple mints.

855
00:26:41,130 --> 00:26:43,634
Number one caused me to throw up in the bed again.

856
00:26:43,682 --> 00:26:45,030
We'll get to that another time.

857
00:26:45,730 --> 00:26:46,546
I've heard of them.

858
00:26:46,578 --> 00:26:47,458
I've had some.

859
00:26:47,554 --> 00:26:49,066
Oh, they had them, like, on some.

860
00:26:49,098 --> 00:26:51,482
Moms have tried it, and they said it's good.

861
00:26:51,586 --> 00:26:51,970
You just.

862
00:26:52,010 --> 00:26:53,270
One does the job.

863
00:26:53,890 --> 00:26:54,698
I haven't tried it.

864
00:26:54,714 --> 00:26:55,418
I haven't tried it.

865
00:26:55,474 --> 00:26:56,650
Deb loves them.

866
00:26:56,810 --> 00:26:58,906
She tried to get us to drink them.

867
00:26:58,938 --> 00:27:01,602
When Erica was down here, we had talked about.

868
00:27:01,626 --> 00:27:03,498
And she's like, I'm gonna bring buzz balls for everybody.

869
00:27:03,554 --> 00:27:05,602
And she forgot them, thank God.

870
00:27:05,786 --> 00:27:08,612
It's like a harder version of a shmernoff.

871
00:27:08,636 --> 00:27:11,900
It's, like, super sugary, and I can't.

872
00:27:11,980 --> 00:27:12,196
But.

873
00:27:12,228 --> 00:27:18,412
Buzz balls files a patent infringement lawsuit against Beveridge Ranch.

874
00:27:18,556 --> 00:27:22,708
The wine spirit and malt based cocktail brand filed a lawsuit against the beverage ranch

875
00:27:22,764 --> 00:27:29,444
last week, alleging the rival company copied its patent packaging for its new slamsies

876
00:27:29,532 --> 00:27:30,044
line.

877
00:27:30,172 --> 00:27:30,932
Slamsies?

878
00:27:30,996 --> 00:27:32,084
Who wants a slamsies?

879
00:27:32,132 --> 00:27:35,396
We playing pogs or we playing freaking drinking games here?

880
00:27:35,428 --> 00:27:36,020
What's happening?

881
00:27:36,060 --> 00:27:37,982
We're playing keeps, I guess so.

882
00:27:38,126 --> 00:27:42,214
The complaint was filed in the US District Court of the Western District of Texas on June

883
00:27:42,262 --> 00:27:47,238
21 and centers on a us patent, abbreviated as the 955 patent, which was issued to Buzz

884
00:27:47,254 --> 00:27:52,574
Ball's founder, merrily kick in 2022, pertains to the design of buzz Ball's unique

885
00:27:52,662 --> 00:27:53,430
containers.

886
00:27:53,550 --> 00:27:54,134
Fishbowl.

887
00:27:54,182 --> 00:27:55,110
Is that that unique?

888
00:27:55,150 --> 00:27:56,070
It's a fucking circle.

889
00:27:56,110 --> 00:27:57,270
It looks like a Christmas ornament.

890
00:27:57,310 --> 00:27:57,930
Yeah.

891
00:27:58,510 --> 00:27:59,478
Let's be honest.

892
00:27:59,574 --> 00:28:00,806
They claim that slamsies.

893
00:28:00,878 --> 00:28:02,182
I just like saying that name.

894
00:28:02,286 --> 00:28:07,422
Plastic, round, plastic containers directly infringe on at least two claims of the buzz

895
00:28:07,446 --> 00:28:08,142
balls patent.

896
00:28:08,206 --> 00:28:08,718
What a shame.

897
00:28:08,774 --> 00:28:10,518
When you're hurting for money that bad.

898
00:28:10,654 --> 00:28:11,590
Yeah, you'll do anything.

899
00:28:11,630 --> 00:28:13,494
That just means no one likes your buzz balls.

900
00:28:13,622 --> 00:28:14,742
They are a cheap buzz.

901
00:28:14,806 --> 00:28:16,622
They're like $2.99.

902
00:28:16,806 --> 00:28:17,566
Are they that cheap?

903
00:28:17,598 --> 00:28:18,046
Yeah.

904
00:28:18,158 --> 00:28:18,566
Miami.

905
00:28:18,598 --> 00:28:19,502
About 299.

906
00:28:19,566 --> 00:28:21,250
I wonder how much good buzz are.

907
00:28:21,670 --> 00:28:23,110
Look it up in the Bev mouth.

908
00:28:23,230 --> 00:28:24,486
It's like a fishbowl size.

909
00:28:24,518 --> 00:28:25,262
Like, how big?

910
00:28:25,406 --> 00:28:26,246
They're big.

911
00:28:26,358 --> 00:28:28,126
The ones I saw were ginormous.

912
00:28:28,198 --> 00:28:29,364
Oh, that's insane.

913
00:28:29,542 --> 00:28:31,960
That sounds like a fucking puke fest, right?

914
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:35,576
Waiting to happen when I google this right now while you read another story and we'll

915
00:28:35,608 --> 00:28:36,216
report back.

916
00:28:36,288 --> 00:28:41,408
We will report back the world's most valuable beer brands.

917
00:28:41,504 --> 00:28:42,224
What do you guys think?

918
00:28:42,272 --> 00:28:43,728
Any brands you.

919
00:28:43,784 --> 00:28:44,408
$20.

920
00:28:44,504 --> 00:28:44,944
Sorry.

921
00:28:45,032 --> 00:28:45,784
Oh, for the big one.

922
00:28:45,832 --> 00:28:46,040
Yeah.

923
00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:47,860
Buzz ball biggies.

924
00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:50,968
They should just call them big balls.

925
00:28:51,024 --> 00:28:51,740
They should.

926
00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:53,792
It is.

927
00:28:53,856 --> 00:28:55,438
Anyway, sorry, they're $20.

928
00:28:55,544 --> 00:28:56,350
No, thanks.

929
00:28:57,010 --> 00:28:58,866
All right, most valuable beer brands.

930
00:28:58,898 --> 00:29:02,362
What do you guys think tops the list of the most valuable beer brand?

931
00:29:02,506 --> 00:29:03,666
Like Stone?

932
00:29:03,858 --> 00:29:06,026
Are they craft, or is this like, anything?

933
00:29:06,098 --> 00:29:06,978
It's anything.

934
00:29:07,074 --> 00:29:08,130
Oh, I'm gonna say obviously.

935
00:29:08,170 --> 00:29:08,442
Bud.

936
00:29:08,506 --> 00:29:09,136
Yeah, Bud.

937
00:29:09,138 --> 00:29:09,594
Budweiser.

938
00:29:09,642 --> 00:29:11,346
Budweiser's up there at 13 billion.

939
00:29:11,458 --> 00:29:16,698
The number one most valuable, valuable beer brand right now is Corona, valued at $19

940
00:29:16,834 --> 00:29:17,970
billion.

941
00:29:18,130 --> 00:29:18,978
Disgusting.

942
00:29:19,074 --> 00:29:19,946
Yeah, it's fucking gross.

943
00:29:19,978 --> 00:29:22,008
It's like the worst mexican beer.

944
00:29:22,114 --> 00:29:23,516
Give me a pacifico.

945
00:29:23,588 --> 00:29:25,212
Give me a dosekis.

946
00:29:25,276 --> 00:29:26,360
Give me sobriety.

947
00:29:26,860 --> 00:29:28,300
Give me so much modelo.

948
00:29:28,460 --> 00:29:28,868
Yeah.

949
00:29:28,924 --> 00:29:29,668
What is sobriety?

950
00:29:29,764 --> 00:29:31,588
Is that Spanish for a beer?

951
00:29:31,764 --> 00:29:36,172
Okay, Corona, Budweiser, Heineken, Modelo, Brahma.

952
00:29:36,236 --> 00:29:36,956
I don't know.

953
00:29:37,108 --> 00:29:39,484
I think Brahma owns a bunch of brands or something.

954
00:29:39,612 --> 00:29:40,908
Michelob Ultra.

955
00:29:41,044 --> 00:29:42,164
Oh, my God.

956
00:29:42,332 --> 00:29:44,076
At 6.5 billion.

957
00:29:44,188 --> 00:29:48,160
Hey, to all you skinny white chicks drinking your Michelob Ultra out there.

958
00:29:48,570 --> 00:29:49,818
What is wrong with you?

959
00:29:49,914 --> 00:29:50,770
Actually, it's all dudes.

960
00:29:50,810 --> 00:29:51,906
I never see girls drinking that crap.

961
00:29:51,938 --> 00:29:52,058
No.

962
00:29:52,074 --> 00:29:52,290
Either.

963
00:29:52,330 --> 00:29:53,410
It's all bros.

964
00:29:53,490 --> 00:29:55,150
We're like, I gotta watch my finger.

965
00:29:55,450 --> 00:29:56,106
Skull.

966
00:29:56,218 --> 00:29:56,418
Oh.

967
00:29:56,434 --> 00:29:56,858
Bud light.

968
00:29:56,914 --> 00:29:57,498
Skoal.

969
00:29:57,594 --> 00:30:00,178
Guinness and Stella Artois.

970
00:30:00,314 --> 00:30:01,082
Ugh.

971
00:30:01,266 --> 00:30:03,074
That's a whole list of puke.

972
00:30:03,162 --> 00:30:03,914
Yeah, that's trash.

973
00:30:03,962 --> 00:30:05,482
That's nothing I wanna drink.

974
00:30:05,546 --> 00:30:05,810
Yeah.

975
00:30:05,850 --> 00:30:06,978
Eight of the ten brands.

976
00:30:07,034 --> 00:30:09,218
But banklet not on there.

977
00:30:09,274 --> 00:30:09,610
I know.

978
00:30:09,650 --> 00:30:11,250
You got yourself a deal, right?

979
00:30:11,330 --> 00:30:15,100
Eight of the ten of those brands are all owned by Budweiser.

980
00:30:15,210 --> 00:30:16,620
Not a huge surprise there.

981
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:20,936
All right, we're gonna end it with this one because Vanessa's here.

982
00:30:21,008 --> 00:30:21,688
Of course.

983
00:30:21,824 --> 00:30:25,496
Drunk, naked Florida man was found sitting inside a garbage can.

984
00:30:25,608 --> 00:30:27,376
Oh, he was arrested?

985
00:30:27,528 --> 00:30:32,528
A Florida man was arrested after authorities reportedly found him drunk and naked inside a

986
00:30:32,544 --> 00:30:33,248
garbage can.

987
00:30:33,344 --> 00:30:35,328
I don't know what the fuck this name is.

988
00:30:35,504 --> 00:30:37,280
W y l y.

989
00:30:37,440 --> 00:30:38,620
Wiley.

990
00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:40,824
Is that a weird way of saying wily?

991
00:30:40,912 --> 00:30:41,768
I believe so.

992
00:30:41,824 --> 00:30:43,260
Is that the Florida spell?

993
00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:44,576
Yeah.

994
00:30:44,608 --> 00:30:45,256
Wiley.

995
00:30:45,368 --> 00:30:45,928
Wylie.

996
00:30:45,984 --> 00:30:46,900
Wylie.

997
00:30:47,420 --> 00:30:47,980
Wiley.

998
00:30:48,020 --> 00:30:53,748
James Weeks, 35, was taken into custody after he tried arguing with cops about whether he

999
00:30:53,764 --> 00:30:55,940
was allowed to engage in such behaviors.

1000
00:30:56,020 --> 00:30:56,260
St.

1001
00:30:56,300 --> 00:31:03,852
Petersburg police alleged Weeks was intoxicated, unsteady on his feet, and reeked of

1002
00:31:03,876 --> 00:31:07,948
alcohol when they discovered him on a downtown street last Saturday.

1003
00:31:08,124 --> 00:31:13,246
During the encounter, Weeks claimed he couldn't be arrested because he was, quote, yeah,

1004
00:31:13,308 --> 00:31:18,954
allowed to be drunk and disorderly and sit naked in Trashcan on the public sidewalk.

1005
00:31:19,122 --> 00:31:23,578
The 35 year old also said he didn't have to tell police his name or demographics.

1006
00:31:23,714 --> 00:31:27,754
After officers pulled the nude man from the trash can, they arrested weeks or for

1007
00:31:27,802 --> 00:31:31,402
disorderly intoxication and resisting an officer without violence.

1008
00:31:31,466 --> 00:31:36,298
According to reports, he pleaded guilty to both misdemeanor charges the next day, was fined

1009
00:31:36,314 --> 00:31:37,426
$520.

1010
00:31:37,578 --> 00:31:41,390
This was not the only time he was caught on a drunken escapade.

1011
00:31:41,570 --> 00:31:47,262
It's reported that he and a male friend were also spotted drunk and naked on a Tampa street

1012
00:31:47,406 --> 00:31:48,518
after they left a bar.

1013
00:31:48,614 --> 00:31:52,462
They allegedly told cops they thought it would be funny to take their clothes off.

1014
00:31:52,646 --> 00:31:55,430
Okay, you give this guy anything, and he drops his panties.

1015
00:31:55,550 --> 00:31:58,006
Yeah, he doesn't need the southern comfort for that.

1016
00:31:58,038 --> 00:31:59,414
He just drops it right away.

1017
00:31:59,582 --> 00:32:00,806
Wow, that's, um.

1018
00:32:00,918 --> 00:32:01,238
I.

1019
00:32:01,294 --> 00:32:02,990
Okay, so, here's my question.

1020
00:32:03,110 --> 00:32:05,022
You have no clothes, right?

1021
00:32:05,166 --> 00:32:05,966
They book you.

1022
00:32:06,038 --> 00:32:06,366
Sure.

1023
00:32:06,438 --> 00:32:09,022
They put you in a jumpsuit, whatnot, I would imagine.

1024
00:32:09,166 --> 00:32:09,902
What do you leave?

1025
00:32:09,966 --> 00:32:11,038
What do you wear when you leave?

1026
00:32:11,134 --> 00:32:12,622
If you come in with nothing, what do you wear?

1027
00:32:12,646 --> 00:32:15,566
Like, they just discharge you, and they're like, okay, bro, get home safe.

1028
00:32:15,678 --> 00:32:16,814
Hope your uber's not mad.

1029
00:32:16,862 --> 00:32:17,598
Like, what do you do?

1030
00:32:17,654 --> 00:32:18,966
Maybe you get a free jumpsuit.

1031
00:32:19,078 --> 00:32:20,150
That's why I was wondering.

1032
00:32:20,230 --> 00:32:21,926
I don't know, but I don't know how that works.

1033
00:32:22,038 --> 00:32:22,654
Me neither.

1034
00:32:22,742 --> 00:32:24,022
Let me go outside, take my clothes off.

1035
00:32:24,046 --> 00:32:24,742
We'll see how this goes.

1036
00:32:24,766 --> 00:32:25,238
This is great.

1037
00:32:25,294 --> 00:32:26,270
I can't wait to find out.

1038
00:32:26,310 --> 00:32:26,890
Yeah.

1039
00:32:28,030 --> 00:32:30,022
You'll be my one phone call just to let you know.

1040
00:32:30,086 --> 00:32:31,262
I'll bring you clothes.

1041
00:32:31,446 --> 00:32:32,070
Perfect.

1042
00:32:32,190 --> 00:32:33,702
And then you will see what happens.

1043
00:32:33,726 --> 00:32:33,862
Yeah.

1044
00:32:33,886 --> 00:32:35,886
Meet me outside in the parking lot when they let me out.

1045
00:32:35,998 --> 00:32:36,758
Sounds like we're gonna fight.

1046
00:32:36,814 --> 00:32:40,366
I just don't know how you get so drunk that you're like, let me just take off my clothes

1047
00:32:40,398 --> 00:32:40,734
and go.

1048
00:32:40,782 --> 00:32:42,918
Streaking and lay in this trash can.

1049
00:32:43,054 --> 00:32:45,210
Yeah, and climb in the trash can.

1050
00:32:45,590 --> 00:32:47,126
Nothing sounds more unsanitary to.

1051
00:32:47,158 --> 00:32:48,958
Than being naked in a trash can.

1052
00:32:49,134 --> 00:32:50,438
Your uncovered butt on it.

1053
00:32:50,454 --> 00:32:51,006
Like, one thing.

1054
00:32:51,038 --> 00:32:53,926
I mean, let's take off our clothes, go in the pool.

1055
00:32:53,998 --> 00:32:54,374
Okay.

1056
00:32:54,422 --> 00:32:55,086
Yeah.

1057
00:32:55,278 --> 00:32:57,078
Walking along the street naked.

1058
00:32:57,174 --> 00:32:59,530
It's weird jumping into a trash can.

1059
00:32:59,870 --> 00:33:00,518
Why?

1060
00:33:00,654 --> 00:33:06,118
I actually knew a guy back in the day, and when he hit that point of Drunksville, he'd just

1061
00:33:06,134 --> 00:33:06,966
start taking his clothes off.

1062
00:33:06,998 --> 00:33:07,614
Oh, God.

1063
00:33:07,702 --> 00:33:11,490
We would be in bars, and he just started, like, pulling his pants down.

1064
00:33:11,570 --> 00:33:12,234
Oh.

1065
00:33:12,402 --> 00:33:14,930
I was like, uh, hey, bud, not here.

1066
00:33:15,090 --> 00:33:15,570
Good news.

1067
00:33:15,610 --> 00:33:16,218
Not tonight.

1068
00:33:16,274 --> 00:33:17,470
You're not here today.

1069
00:33:17,930 --> 00:33:21,130
Uh, he doesn't drink anymore, which is probably for the best.

1070
00:33:21,210 --> 00:33:22,218
He chose sobriety.

1071
00:33:22,314 --> 00:33:22,570
He.

1072
00:33:22,610 --> 00:33:23,210
Yeah, he.

1073
00:33:23,250 --> 00:33:24,042
He went the right.

1074
00:33:24,106 --> 00:33:27,194
The right route there, but, yeah, I remember one time, right, abarth, he's playing pool,

1075
00:33:27,322 --> 00:33:28,450
and you could see it hit.

1076
00:33:28,530 --> 00:33:29,634
He's about ready to shoot.

1077
00:33:29,722 --> 00:33:30,338
He puts his.

1078
00:33:30,394 --> 00:33:34,586
His stick down, just fucking yanks his pants off, and then goes back to playing pool.

1079
00:33:34,618 --> 00:33:36,144
Like, he didn't just take his pants off.

1080
00:33:36,282 --> 00:33:37,880
Oh, he's ready to party.

1081
00:33:38,460 --> 00:33:39,164
That is.

1082
00:33:39,252 --> 00:33:40,228
That's crazy.

1083
00:33:40,364 --> 00:33:40,724
Wow.

1084
00:33:40,772 --> 00:33:41,316
Good times.

1085
00:33:41,388 --> 00:33:42,044
Good times.

1086
00:33:42,132 --> 00:33:43,836
I'm glad he found himself later.

1087
00:33:43,948 --> 00:33:44,700
I did okay.

1088
00:33:44,740 --> 00:33:46,320
I'm just glad we never got in trouble.

1089
00:33:46,820 --> 00:33:50,684
Yeah, that's like, a little can go a long way, is to say.

1090
00:33:50,772 --> 00:33:52,720
Yeah, well, especially when your pants are off.

1091
00:33:53,220 --> 00:33:56,500
Yeah, I was only with him a few times.

1092
00:33:56,660 --> 00:33:57,756
We were not, like, the closest.

1093
00:33:57,788 --> 00:33:58,068
Afraid.

1094
00:33:58,084 --> 00:33:58,588
He was a cool guy.

1095
00:33:58,604 --> 00:34:01,772
We'd hang out, but I was like, fuck, there could be a time when we're just out here

1096
00:34:01,796 --> 00:34:04,940
drinking, and he takes his pants off and, like, a cop rolls by or something, or somebody

1097
00:34:04,980 --> 00:34:06,240
decides to report him.

1098
00:34:06,340 --> 00:34:08,296
A couple times we did get kicked out of the bar.

1099
00:34:08,368 --> 00:34:11,424
They're like, hey, is a place where they knew him?

1100
00:34:11,512 --> 00:34:12,312
Like, hey, you got to get.

1101
00:34:12,336 --> 00:34:14,256
I don't want to say his name, but you got to get Brian.

1102
00:34:14,288 --> 00:34:15,112
We'll say Brian.

1103
00:34:15,256 --> 00:34:16,392
You gotta get Brian out of here.

1104
00:34:16,416 --> 00:34:17,416
Like, all right, we're going.

1105
00:34:17,528 --> 00:34:18,992
Had to, like, pull his pants up.

1106
00:34:19,096 --> 00:34:21,140
Oh, my God, how embarrassing.

1107
00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:23,472
Let's see how underwear on, right?

1108
00:34:23,656 --> 00:34:24,304
Those times.

1109
00:34:24,352 --> 00:34:24,840
Thank God.

1110
00:34:24,880 --> 00:34:26,760
Yeah, yeah.

1111
00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:28,456
Like, free balling takes them off.

1112
00:34:28,528 --> 00:34:30,584
No, no, not the right day.

1113
00:34:30,712 --> 00:34:32,060
Wearing a swim trunks.

1114
00:34:32,560 --> 00:34:33,288
I did have another.

1115
00:34:33,344 --> 00:34:34,232
I was out once.

1116
00:34:34,376 --> 00:34:36,680
This is bringing up all these memories of dive bars.

1117
00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:40,392
I was out one time with a guy, and I didn't realize he'd done a little pregaming.

1118
00:34:40,496 --> 00:34:41,984
And I was like, hey, I'll pick you up I'm gonna.

1119
00:34:42,072 --> 00:34:43,264
I just wanna go grab a couple of beers.

1120
00:34:43,312 --> 00:34:44,064
Like, yeah, come get me.

1121
00:34:44,072 --> 00:34:44,816
We'll go have some beers.

1122
00:34:44,888 --> 00:34:45,776
So we're at the bar.

1123
00:34:45,888 --> 00:34:47,712
I'd had, like, two tops.

1124
00:34:47,736 --> 00:34:49,112
I was not drunk at all.

1125
00:34:49,176 --> 00:34:51,696
And he had had probably as much as I'd had.

1126
00:34:51,808 --> 00:34:54,880
And all of a sudden, he starts passing out, and, like, he's doing the.

1127
00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:55,912
He's bomb for cock.

1128
00:34:55,936 --> 00:34:57,610
He's BFC.

1129
00:34:57,800 --> 00:34:59,438
And the bartender came over.

1130
00:34:59,454 --> 00:35:00,078
He's like, hey.

1131
00:35:00,134 --> 00:35:01,262
And I didn't even realize it.

1132
00:35:01,286 --> 00:35:02,518
He's like, you gotta get your friend out of here.

1133
00:35:02,534 --> 00:35:03,086
I was like, why?

1134
00:35:03,118 --> 00:35:03,510
What's going?

1135
00:35:03,550 --> 00:35:05,678
And as I turned my head, he's like, passed out snow.

1136
00:35:05,814 --> 00:35:06,614
Yeah, sorry, bud.

1137
00:35:06,662 --> 00:35:06,934
Yup.

1138
00:35:06,982 --> 00:35:07,502
I will get him.

1139
00:35:07,526 --> 00:35:08,326
He's like, do you want help?

1140
00:35:08,358 --> 00:35:10,334
I was like, if you don't mind, super nice guy.

1141
00:35:10,382 --> 00:35:12,102
Help me carry him out to the car.

1142
00:35:12,166 --> 00:35:14,422
I mean, literally had to, like, weekend at burgers.

1143
00:35:14,446 --> 00:35:15,374
Into the car.

1144
00:35:15,542 --> 00:35:17,518
Got him in, and then we got to his apartment.

1145
00:35:17,574 --> 00:35:18,782
Thank God he lived on the first floor.

1146
00:35:18,846 --> 00:35:21,094
I was just going to ask him, please tell me there's no stairs.

1147
00:35:21,142 --> 00:35:21,766
No stairs.

1148
00:35:21,798 --> 00:35:22,470
Thank God.

1149
00:35:22,590 --> 00:35:27,496
Got him into his apartment, and he starts to, like, come alive a little bit and was like,

1150
00:35:27,608 --> 00:35:28,792
out of the bathroom.

1151
00:35:28,856 --> 00:35:31,392
I was like, first of all, I'm not fucking helping you.

1152
00:35:31,416 --> 00:35:32,264
But no, God, no.

1153
00:35:32,312 --> 00:35:32,816
I said, all right.

1154
00:35:32,848 --> 00:35:33,936
Do you need me to do anything?

1155
00:35:34,008 --> 00:35:34,896
Like, guide you there?

1156
00:35:34,928 --> 00:35:36,568
He's like, I got it.

1157
00:35:36,584 --> 00:35:38,080
So I kind of, like, half guided him to the.

1158
00:35:38,120 --> 00:35:39,008
To the bathroom.

1159
00:35:39,104 --> 00:35:41,536
I hear the door shut, and then I just hear all this banging.

1160
00:35:41,568 --> 00:35:45,168
And he fell over, turns out.

1161
00:35:45,264 --> 00:35:46,288
Fell over.

1162
00:35:46,464 --> 00:35:47,960
Never got his pants off.

1163
00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:49,152
Pissed himself.

1164
00:35:49,336 --> 00:35:51,540
Pissed himself in the bathroom.

1165
00:35:52,420 --> 00:35:55,172
Missed it by that much.

1166
00:35:55,356 --> 00:35:56,444
That's a rough night.

1167
00:35:56,532 --> 00:35:56,988
Yeah.

1168
00:35:57,084 --> 00:36:01,080
I don't think I've gotten that bad before, but it was comical.

1169
00:36:01,820 --> 00:36:02,388
Fortunately.

1170
00:36:02,444 --> 00:36:03,444
Unfortunately, I don't know.

1171
00:36:03,492 --> 00:36:04,068
He didn't remember.

1172
00:36:04,124 --> 00:36:05,812
Next day, I was like, doing all right.

1173
00:36:05,876 --> 00:36:06,052
Yeah.

1174
00:36:06,076 --> 00:36:06,260
Why?

1175
00:36:06,300 --> 00:36:09,092
I was like, well, you fell over and you pissed your pants in the back.

1176
00:36:09,116 --> 00:36:10,680
You didn't wake up in a puddle.

1177
00:36:11,020 --> 00:36:11,780
Guess not.

1178
00:36:11,860 --> 00:36:12,564
Dried overnight.

1179
00:36:12,612 --> 00:36:14,680
12 hours of sleep, and it'll do that to you.

1180
00:36:15,100 --> 00:36:18,260
You go into a coma, and you wake up the next morning, your pee pee's all dry.

1181
00:36:18,300 --> 00:36:19,040
I guess.

1182
00:36:20,090 --> 00:36:20,634
Yeah.

1183
00:36:20,722 --> 00:36:23,242
I've yet to piss myself while drunk.

1184
00:36:23,386 --> 00:36:24,874
That's not on my bingo card.

1185
00:36:24,962 --> 00:36:25,562
That's good.

1186
00:36:25,626 --> 00:36:25,914
Yeah.

1187
00:36:25,962 --> 00:36:26,762
That's impressive.

1188
00:36:26,826 --> 00:36:27,282
Yeah.

1189
00:36:27,386 --> 00:36:29,990
But Vanessa's real quiet, so I haven't either.

1190
00:36:31,450 --> 00:36:32,586
Trying to think.

1191
00:36:32,778 --> 00:36:34,330
She's like, oh, there was that one time.

1192
00:36:34,410 --> 00:36:36,338
Yeah, I have fallen asleep.

1193
00:36:36,514 --> 00:36:37,498
Not cause I was wasted.

1194
00:36:37,514 --> 00:36:38,514
I was just so tired.

1195
00:36:38,562 --> 00:36:43,350
But we went out to a club, and I fell asleep, like, on the speaker at the club.

1196
00:36:43,930 --> 00:36:44,802
I was just.

1197
00:36:44,946 --> 00:36:46,186
Exhausting day.

1198
00:36:46,298 --> 00:36:49,274
I've had, like, one drink that's so tired.

1199
00:36:49,362 --> 00:36:50,698
Have you ever been kicked out of a bar?

1200
00:36:50,794 --> 00:36:51,458
Slash brewery?

1201
00:36:51,514 --> 00:36:51,930
Yes.

1202
00:36:52,010 --> 00:36:52,338
Oh.

1203
00:36:52,394 --> 00:36:54,190
Oh, yeah, that's happened, too.

1204
00:36:54,810 --> 00:36:56,310
Yeah, it was my friend's.

1205
00:36:57,090 --> 00:36:57,954
We were underage.

1206
00:36:58,002 --> 00:36:59,578
It was my friend's 20th birthday.

1207
00:36:59,714 --> 00:37:01,890
We had been pre drinking at the house.

1208
00:37:01,970 --> 00:37:06,746
We got a limo, went out to a bar, and drinking, taking shots.

1209
00:37:06,898 --> 00:37:11,970
And next thing I know, I guess they had told Shawn, Michael, go, you need to take her out.

1210
00:37:12,010 --> 00:37:12,874
She's gonna be kicked out.

1211
00:37:12,922 --> 00:37:14,314
Oh, like, because you're.

1212
00:37:14,402 --> 00:37:14,938
Yeah, I guess.

1213
00:37:14,994 --> 00:37:17,750
I don't remember, obviously.

1214
00:37:17,890 --> 00:37:19,222
And I got kicked out.

1215
00:37:19,366 --> 00:37:19,902
Nice.

1216
00:37:20,006 --> 00:37:20,550
Famously.

1217
00:37:20,590 --> 00:37:26,198
We were not served on our bachelor party trip when we went to modern times.

1218
00:37:26,254 --> 00:37:26,950
Cause it was.

1219
00:37:27,070 --> 00:37:30,782
We did that whole crawl in San Diego down 30th street.

1220
00:37:30,846 --> 00:37:35,422
And by the time we got to modern times, which was the very last stop, both myself and

1221
00:37:35,446 --> 00:37:37,638
Deanna were full weekend at Bernie's.

1222
00:37:37,694 --> 00:37:38,438
Nick's like, what?

1223
00:37:38,494 --> 00:37:38,998
Oh, those.

1224
00:37:39,054 --> 00:37:39,430
They're just.

1225
00:37:39,470 --> 00:37:40,734
They did a lot of walking today.

1226
00:37:40,782 --> 00:37:41,350
That's always Nick.

1227
00:37:41,390 --> 00:37:41,686
They're just.

1228
00:37:41,718 --> 00:37:42,070
They're not.

1229
00:37:42,110 --> 00:37:42,854
They're not tired.

1230
00:37:42,902 --> 00:37:43,716
They're just tired.

1231
00:37:43,838 --> 00:37:44,848
They don't need to drink.

1232
00:37:44,944 --> 00:37:45,896
He's like, I'll take a drink.

1233
00:37:45,928 --> 00:37:46,512
They don't need to drink.

1234
00:37:46,536 --> 00:37:47,368
Cause they're very tired.

1235
00:37:47,424 --> 00:37:48,568
But, like, don't not serve me.

1236
00:37:48,584 --> 00:37:49,584
Cause my tired friends.

1237
00:37:49,672 --> 00:37:50,056
Yeah, don't.

1238
00:37:50,088 --> 00:37:51,192
Nick had this whole spiel.

1239
00:37:51,256 --> 00:37:52,384
He was like, I am.

1240
00:37:52,472 --> 00:37:55,220
They are not getting me served.

1241
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:56,872
That was hilarious.

1242
00:37:56,936 --> 00:37:57,736
I think he still got a.

1243
00:37:57,768 --> 00:37:58,360
He got a taster.

1244
00:37:58,440 --> 00:37:58,832
Absolutely.

1245
00:37:58,856 --> 00:38:00,192
Did convince him to give him a taster.

1246
00:38:00,256 --> 00:38:01,784
Cause, boy, did he need another beer, too.

1247
00:38:01,832 --> 00:38:02,744
They allowed you in?

1248
00:38:02,832 --> 00:38:05,760
They allowed us in for one taster of beer.

1249
00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:06,880
Did not serve us.

1250
00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:07,240
Okay.

1251
00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:08,632
But they did serve Nick.

1252
00:38:08,816 --> 00:38:12,052
And I don't remember if Adan got a drink or nothing.

1253
00:38:12,146 --> 00:38:12,728
I don't remember.

1254
00:38:12,784 --> 00:38:14,272
I think he had stopped drinking at that point.

1255
00:38:14,296 --> 00:38:18,056
He was the responsible one that day and was just trying to make sure we didn't die.

1256
00:38:18,168 --> 00:38:18,480
Yes.

1257
00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:21,856
I guess it wasn't kicked out, but definitely not served.

1258
00:38:21,888 --> 00:38:24,000
I don't think I've been kicked out, kicked out before.

1259
00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:26,168
Oh, I did get kicked out once.

1260
00:38:26,224 --> 00:38:26,760
Oh, fuck.

1261
00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:28,224
I totally forgot about this.

1262
00:38:28,392 --> 00:38:32,144
I had hooked up with a girl, and we were at this bar.

1263
00:38:32,232 --> 00:38:34,896
This had happened, you know, like, months prior.

1264
00:38:35,048 --> 00:38:36,304
Hadn't talked to her in a while.

1265
00:38:36,392 --> 00:38:40,992
And I'm at this bar with some friends, and all of a sudden, security walks up to me.

1266
00:38:41,096 --> 00:38:42,832
And we're not being rowdy or any.

1267
00:38:42,856 --> 00:38:44,408
We're just hanging out, drinking, talking.

1268
00:38:44,544 --> 00:38:46,580
He goes, hey, man, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.

1269
00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:48,144
Why?

1270
00:38:48,192 --> 00:38:48,992
What happened?

1271
00:38:49,096 --> 00:38:50,568
Like, I was stunned.

1272
00:38:50,664 --> 00:38:52,144
He's like, you just gotta go.

1273
00:38:52,232 --> 00:38:53,136
What do you mean I gotta go?

1274
00:38:53,208 --> 00:38:54,776
I said, you gotta tell me what's going on.

1275
00:38:54,848 --> 00:38:56,552
And he goes, all right, well, there's a girl here.

1276
00:38:56,576 --> 00:38:58,744
She says she has a restraining order against you.

1277
00:38:58,832 --> 00:39:00,816
I was like, who?

1278
00:39:00,968 --> 00:39:02,760
And he's like, she's on the other side of the bar.

1279
00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:04,480
And I look over, it was that chick.

1280
00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:05,666
She did not have a.

1281
00:39:05,768 --> 00:39:08,494
We hooked up one time, and I didn't call her.

1282
00:39:08,582 --> 00:39:13,934
And I guess she got really mad about that, and, uh, so told him she had a restraining order

1283
00:39:13,982 --> 00:39:14,886
against me.

1284
00:39:15,038 --> 00:39:17,262
And he goes, look, I don't want to fight.

1285
00:39:17,326 --> 00:39:18,054
I don't want a scene.

1286
00:39:18,102 --> 00:39:18,894
He's just, you got to go.

1287
00:39:18,902 --> 00:39:20,278
I said, look, I'm not going to fight with you.

1288
00:39:20,294 --> 00:39:20,710
I'm not.

1289
00:39:20,790 --> 00:39:22,670
First of all, you're three times my size.

1290
00:39:22,790 --> 00:39:23,854
Not looking to pick a fight.

1291
00:39:23,942 --> 00:39:24,406
I'll go.

1292
00:39:24,438 --> 00:39:26,902
I said, but I want you to know this is absolute bullshit.

1293
00:39:27,006 --> 00:39:28,350
There's no restraining order.

1294
00:39:28,390 --> 00:39:31,830
She's mad that I never called her back or whatever, and this is silly.

1295
00:39:31,870 --> 00:39:32,486
So I was like.

1296
00:39:32,558 --> 00:39:33,558
He started to guide me.

1297
00:39:33,574 --> 00:39:34,902
I was like, can I at least get my credit card?

1298
00:39:34,926 --> 00:39:36,062
I'm not gonna leave my credit card.

1299
00:39:36,086 --> 00:39:37,094
He goes, oh, yeah, okay.

1300
00:39:37,142 --> 00:39:39,606
I mean, he was as cool as he could have been about it, but it was.

1301
00:39:39,638 --> 00:39:40,598
I was like, what the f?

1302
00:39:40,694 --> 00:39:41,814
What a psycho.

1303
00:39:41,942 --> 00:39:43,102
Yeah, she's a little nutty.

1304
00:39:43,206 --> 00:39:45,150
I hope someone pissed in her cheerios.

1305
00:39:45,270 --> 00:39:46,790
Yeah, and her beer.

1306
00:39:46,870 --> 00:39:49,550
Yeah, she's probably already drinking shitty beer anyway, so.

1307
00:39:49,630 --> 00:39:53,710
Yeah, she's probably pregnant and barefoot on our fifth.

1308
00:39:53,750 --> 00:39:55,030
I wonder if she has kids.

1309
00:39:55,190 --> 00:39:56,430
I wish that upon her.

1310
00:39:56,550 --> 00:39:57,014
Yeah.

1311
00:39:57,102 --> 00:39:57,860
I don't know.

1312
00:39:57,990 --> 00:40:00,020
I purposely don't stay in touch.

1313
00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:01,144
Clearly.

1314
00:40:01,192 --> 00:40:02,456
Clearly you didn't call her to begin with.

1315
00:40:02,488 --> 00:40:03,060
Right?

1316
00:40:04,240 --> 00:40:05,456
Checks out, so.

1317
00:40:05,488 --> 00:40:06,368
Yeah, I don't know.

1318
00:40:06,384 --> 00:40:07,712
You ever been kicked out of anything?

1319
00:40:07,816 --> 00:40:10,952
Yeah, the downtown Disney, ESPN zone.

1320
00:40:11,096 --> 00:40:13,624
I threw up, as neat as can be, into a pint glass.

1321
00:40:13,672 --> 00:40:14,504
Like, no splash.

1322
00:40:14,552 --> 00:40:16,016
No, you kept it contained.

1323
00:40:16,088 --> 00:40:16,856
Impressive.

1324
00:40:16,928 --> 00:40:17,776
Like, right into the.

1325
00:40:17,808 --> 00:40:18,504
Nick was just.

1326
00:40:18,592 --> 00:40:19,864
I mean, Nick was kind.

1327
00:40:19,952 --> 00:40:22,472
I don't think he was embarrassed, but he was proud of me.

1328
00:40:22,536 --> 00:40:24,200
He was impressed that I was able.

1329
00:40:24,240 --> 00:40:25,512
I mean, no mess, no nothing.

1330
00:40:25,536 --> 00:40:27,980
And they just push it to the side of the table.

1331
00:40:28,280 --> 00:40:33,592
I mean, given the options of splattering the entire table or keeping it in a nice little

1332
00:40:33,616 --> 00:40:34,320
pint glass.

1333
00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:35,136
Job well done.

1334
00:40:35,168 --> 00:40:35,336
Yeah.

1335
00:40:35,368 --> 00:40:36,472
Best potential outcome.

1336
00:40:36,536 --> 00:40:40,464
And then they weekend at Bernie's took pictures of me at the table as I was passed out.

1337
00:40:40,592 --> 00:40:41,792
And then they're like, hey, you gotta go.

1338
00:40:41,816 --> 00:40:44,448
And Nick was like, no, no, my wife's just really tired.

1339
00:40:44,624 --> 00:40:45,368
Same thing.

1340
00:40:45,464 --> 00:40:45,960
No, no.

1341
00:40:46,040 --> 00:40:47,680
She walked all day at Disneyland.

1342
00:40:47,720 --> 00:40:48,584
That's what he said.

1343
00:40:48,712 --> 00:40:51,688
And I think they saw the throw up in the glass, and they were like, you gotta take your

1344
00:40:51,704 --> 00:40:52,576
wife out of here, sir.

1345
00:40:52,608 --> 00:40:54,460
We see your protein shake over there.

1346
00:40:55,780 --> 00:40:56,852
Oh, I was done.

1347
00:40:56,916 --> 00:40:58,340
I mean, I forgot about that.

1348
00:40:58,380 --> 00:41:03,276
I feel like he carried me into, like, I don't even know how he got me to the hotel.

1349
00:41:03,348 --> 00:41:03,940
Did he sweep?

1350
00:41:03,980 --> 00:41:05,900
It probably looked like date rape, to be honest.

1351
00:41:05,940 --> 00:41:08,380
He's probably, like, carrying my passed out body in his arms.

1352
00:41:08,420 --> 00:41:11,156
Carrying you out of a bar so bad.

1353
00:41:11,228 --> 00:41:12,780
But he missed dinner that night.

1354
00:41:12,820 --> 00:41:13,724
He didn't even get to eat.

1355
00:41:13,772 --> 00:41:16,260
Like, what a grand champion Nick is.

1356
00:41:16,300 --> 00:41:16,756
What a guy.

1357
00:41:16,788 --> 00:41:17,372
Shout out.

1358
00:41:17,436 --> 00:41:17,940
I forgot.

1359
00:41:17,980 --> 00:41:19,200
That's such a good story.

1360
00:41:19,900 --> 00:41:21,080
Is it, though?

1361
00:41:21,410 --> 00:41:24,210
I just love that you were able to keep it in the pint glass.

1362
00:41:24,330 --> 00:41:24,706
No.

1363
00:41:24,778 --> 00:41:26,362
No splatter, no nothing.

1364
00:41:26,426 --> 00:41:28,990
Sometimes I impress myself, even on the smallest things.

1365
00:41:29,730 --> 00:41:30,682
Gotta have goals.

1366
00:41:30,746 --> 00:41:31,082
Yes.

1367
00:41:31,146 --> 00:41:32,226
At least it wasn't in bed.

1368
00:41:32,298 --> 00:41:32,810
Yeah.

1369
00:41:32,930 --> 00:41:33,346
Yeah.

1370
00:41:33,418 --> 00:41:35,910
Again, another story for another time.

1371
00:41:36,610 --> 00:41:39,562
All right, anybody else have any embarrassing stories or should we get up on out of here?

1372
00:41:39,626 --> 00:41:42,738
We should get up on out of here and continue the party somewhere else.

1373
00:41:42,834 --> 00:41:44,706
We got a couple more breweries to hit today, Vanessa.

1374
00:41:44,738 --> 00:41:45,162
Let's do it.

1375
00:41:45,186 --> 00:41:48,378
We're doing institution integrin and then our house float.

1376
00:41:48,474 --> 00:41:48,866
We gotta.

1377
00:41:48,898 --> 00:41:49,674
We gotta get the hell out of.

1378
00:41:49,682 --> 00:41:51,282
Here so we can go 100 degrees out.

1379
00:41:51,346 --> 00:41:51,586
Yeah.

1380
00:41:51,618 --> 00:41:51,786
So.

1381
00:41:51,818 --> 00:41:54,474
All right, well, I'm gonna hit some music so we can get the fuck out of here.

1382
00:41:54,602 --> 00:41:55,938
I'm gonna say normally.

1383
00:41:55,954 --> 00:41:56,722
Say hi, Vanessa.

1384
00:41:56,786 --> 00:41:57,870
Bye, Vanessa.

1385
00:41:59,890 --> 00:42:05,410
Follow us on the socials at crappy Republic, at icecold, beer underscores, and of course,

1386
00:42:05,530 --> 00:42:09,110
the real beer vixen with a bunch of underscores as well.

1387
00:42:09,490 --> 00:42:10,634
Crappier poet.com.

1388
00:42:10,682 --> 00:42:11,746
i think that's everything, Vanessa.

1389
00:42:11,778 --> 00:42:13,626
Thanks for flying all the way out here just to do the show.

1390
00:42:13,658 --> 00:42:14,458
I really appreciate.

1391
00:42:14,594 --> 00:42:15,210
Love y'all.

1392
00:42:15,290 --> 00:42:17,322
Flex has a new bar to hit there.

1393
00:42:17,426 --> 00:42:17,930
Dang.

1394
00:42:18,010 --> 00:42:21,370
Yeah, he might show up every week, but he doesn't fly out here to do the show, so.

1395
00:42:21,410 --> 00:42:22,314
Come on, flex.

1396
00:42:22,442 --> 00:42:23,458
Step it up.

1397
00:42:23,634 --> 00:42:24,602
All right, I think that's everything.

1398
00:42:24,666 --> 00:42:27,674
I hope everyone is staying very well hydrated.

1399
00:42:27,842 --> 00:42:30,010
And on that note, good night, everybody.