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All right. We'll see how this goes.

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Fingers crossed and sphincters tighten.

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Classy.

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The edge of my seat.

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Welcome in,

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everybody, to the Craft Beer Republic.

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Thanks for drinking. Thanks for joining.

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I am Greg
got a different salty crew with us today.

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First joining us, the drop and roll mom.

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Erica, what's going on? Hey, everyone.

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I am like super excited.

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My kids went back to school two days ago,
so I'm back into the drop

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and roll routine.

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Pull up to school, tuck and roll.

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Really? Get out.

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So I was gonna say, do you even stop?

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Yeah, I should have put a stop in front.

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Is at least a 32nd stop, though. Oh, okay.

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Oh, nice. Nice. We're in a good place.

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Yeah.

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Very good.

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And then flex, he'll be missed.

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But bringing in the the workout tips
today is my wife, Shannon.

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Hello. Hello.

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Fresh off the Coventry Yes. Yeah.

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Welcome back.

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Oh, all aboard the covered
train, everybody.

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Yeah. That's OK.
I didn't get it. And that's what counts.

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Women rule this
episode, so I'm excited about that one.

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That's a rare treat here.

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Phoebe Ah, we're.

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We're definitely lacking in testosterone.

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Actually,
no one's missing the testosterone,

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but we've had a lot of good stuff for you
today.

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Lots to talk about.

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Some interesting booze news

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Modern times, more drama over there
between them and Maui Brewing.

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There's some hard seltzer's
that are hitting the, uh,

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the world that I thought
flex would be real happy about.

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But he's not here. He's.

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He's off taking care of sick children
and working on his abs,

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so we will do it without him
in his absence.

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In the meantime,
we are all drink in the same beer,

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compliments of the light
that is the darkness in Florida.

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Vanessa. Hi, Vanessa. Hi, Vanessa.

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Vanessa So let's crack

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open with some
hydration and talk about that

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we're dog

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sitting, and the stranger dog
looked over at me when I started dancing.

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Like, the fuck is happening in there.

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Meanwhile, our dog has completely ignored
us and left.

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Oh, yeah. Soon.

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As soon as the radio voice comes out,
he runs downstairs.

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He goes like this.

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Yeah, it's your podcast is garbage.

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Like I said, thanks to Vanessa.

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We are all drinking, tripping animals.

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Logger me, bro.

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It was their collab.

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Beer for Miami Beer Week.

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They say it's a beer made for Miami Beer
Week as a groundbreaking collaboration

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between all of the South
Florida breweries.

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And there's a ton of breweries on
they can.

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I'm not even going to attempt
to name them all.

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4.2% no ivy use
listed in a 372 on untapped

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What a surprise the people of untapped
don't like something we'll get into that

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in a few anyways so this is a crispy boy
dig the chanels in here.

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Has everybody tried this yet?

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Yeah, it's really delicious. Step in and.

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Get the typical crispy smell with a little
bit of sweetness and almost smells like.

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I don't know, like a corniness and
just a little hint of sweet on the nose.

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Yeah, it's. It's a lager. Very crispy.
Yeah.

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That's a good look.

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Yeah, exactly.

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I'm like, that's pretty good.

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It's very light.

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No real happiness or anything like that.

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And not the dry is the finishes either.

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Just light,
easy question longer for a hot day.

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Little bit yeasty boys
floating in that glass.

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Definitely some Beastie Boys
second on the can, too.

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You know, they always have
these rad cancer tripping animals.

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And there's a rooster on this bad boy.

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And so we have chickens,
and we're learning this whole process

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now that we live more in the country.

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We got to and too. Yeah, exactly.

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It's it's a process and several have been
taken by a fox during broad daylight, so.

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Oh, my husband's solution is like,
we're getting baby chicks.

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Let's get some more. And we'll like,
you know, figure this out.

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So we have some baby chicks,

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but they don't guarantee
that they're going to be pull it.

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Like,

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there could be a rooster in there, right?
Because they're trying to,

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you know, figure out the sex
when they're really little.

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So yesterday morning, I wake up
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little bit I'm like, oh, shit.

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One of these, I think, is a rooster

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which

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is going to be pretty sad
because I think it might be my sons.

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I don't know.
I'll update you in a few weeks, but.

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Oh, because we are I mean, my. Old lady.

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Eggs, right?

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We're not hanging on to the rooster, so

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let's hope it was just like a mismatch.

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I don't know who.

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They like take it like, do you have to
find a home for the rooster?

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Like, yeah.

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We'll try and find out.

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My husband's kind of like, we could just
let it out and let nature happen.

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I know that's awful, but.

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Maybe you could find a home
between two buns with some bacon and mayo.

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Kind of like,
I don't get super attached to them,

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especially as they get bigger,
but we'll try and find a home.

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There are people that want roosters
because, well, they want more chickens,

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I don't know. Or like.

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And they apparently protect the chickens.

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So you don't get as many foxes

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taking them

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away or coyotes or whatever
is taking our chickens.

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But anyways, this makes me think of that
and we'll see if we have a rooster or not.

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But this rooster looks cocky, ironic,
but those are like.

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They're kind of like hoes, right?

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Like they'll go through the entire coop
and then you'll end up with like a shit

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ton of chickens.
Yeah, exactly. We're not game for that.

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These things are

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smelly
and I don't know, we get plenty of eggs.

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We're all right.

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So just start a cockfighting ring.

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It'll be great. Choice. No way.

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It will not last here.

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That's all I have to say. Let's hope it.

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Let's hope it's not a rooster.

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Anyways. Great beer.
Thank you, Vanessa. Yes.

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Thanks, Vanessa.

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Yeah, fresh again.

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I love it. It's really good.

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Like, Crispy has a little sweetness
on the finish.

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It's a solid lager. Yeah.

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And since it's 900 degrees out, it's just.

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It is 102 here
today. It's been 100 all week.

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So this is perfect proof.

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It's 82 here right now at noon something.

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So it's only getting warmer. Yep.

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All right.

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What else?

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Oh, I wanted to talk about some technical
things real quick to all the listeners.

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Just a heads up.

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It shouldn't mean anything at all
to anybody, but we recently switched

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podcast hosts that's
where we actually host the podcast files.

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Things are put in place so that nobody
should ever know the difference.

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I just wanted to make you aware
in case for some reason,

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like things aren't downloading properly,

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let me know.

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It shouldn't do anything at all.

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But if you are having any issues
with things

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downloading
or showing up the way they are, hit us up.

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Mail crappy RoboCop.

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Let me know

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like what you're using and all that stuff
so I can hunt down the problem.

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We've already had one
show release on the new platform

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and I hadn't heard any issues,
so I think we're good.

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But time time will tell.

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So you guys have any issues? Please,
please let me know.

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I'll try and figure it out for you.

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Also, speaking of podcast hosts,

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we talk about how we're huge in Finland.

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Get the jet ready.

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Then we we started charting in India
and now Regus up the jet

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we are charting in the UK hosts
eight. Yes.

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So my takeaway
is that apparently America hates us.

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Yeah.

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I guess that is all over the world
aside from excited fest.

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Yeah.

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So at least it's an English
speaking country.

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I can understand why they might listen
to that.

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I don't understand why the people
who don't speak our language

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listen to this show.

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I mean, there's nothing in it
for them at all.

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It's not like we're teaching the
I mean, in fact, I'm the worst person

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to learn English from
because I fuck up everything.

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So if you're in another country
and you don't already speak English, stop

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listening to this show immediately.
You will be so sorry.

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When you go somewhere
and try to use that English,

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you just stutter your way through
ordering a Big Mac or something.

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It'll be super messy.

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So but anyway, what's up, UK?

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Thanks for listening and it's cool
to chart in the other countries.

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Glad to see at least someone's liking us,
even if it's not our our home crowd.

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So thank you for that.

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Yeah, um. Trivia.

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You guys like beer trivia?

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I like doing
trivia nights at breweries and stuff.

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I haven't really done it, have you guys?

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I enjoy it.
I don't think you like it as much.

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We've done it a couple of times.

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Yeah, we don't like seek it out,
but if we show up in there doing

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trivia, we'll give it a shot. Ok? OK. We

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were never in last place.

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Yeah, that's what you're not like,

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these intense people with, like, a team
and, like, get really?

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Because that.

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No runs.

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A lot here in Sacramento that I've heard,

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like, people really geek out on it
and they have their trivia teams and,

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you know. Go from trivia night to trivia.

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Like, and they're serious.

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I was recently talking with a brewer
who I will remain nameless on the show

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that was having trivia nights
and these people were coming in

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and cleaning up week
after week after week,

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but also not buying any beer.

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And the prizes were also gift cards
to the brewery and they weren't using

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the gift cart like they would just come in
win and bounce nothing.

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They never use the gift cards,
never buy beer.

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And finally,
after weeks and weeks and weeks

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and the thing is, you miss out on like
hundreds of dollars, hundreds of dollars

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by having someone there for three
or 4 hours and not write anything.

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So the weeks and weeks and weeks
this brewer finally went over

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and just nicely said, like, hey,
you know, kind of the point of this

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is so people
have a beer to have a good time and,

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you know, we're having

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to turn other people away and you guys,
you know, aren't aren't buying anything.

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And if you're not drinkers, that's fine.
We totally understand your week.

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We have some other stuff
that you could get

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and they don't ever buy the food
from the food trucks either.

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So can we also have food trucks and blah,
blah, blah?

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And they they finish the game one again

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left and then left a one star
review on Yelp. Wow.

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For their efforts.

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So yeah, people are assholes.

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That is that is a total asshole move yeah.

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Oh man.

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So don't do that.

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Yeah. Get to the point where like
they have to go over and talk to them.

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They obviously had done this for hours.

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That's terrible.

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Also, I would feel so awkward
as that brewer slash owner, but.

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How are you a troll?

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You're
always ranting through my teeth, so.

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But yeah, don't, don't be those people.

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But anyways, this all got started
because I am going to start doing

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I'm thinking monthly
if it goes really well

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and I just find that I have an abundance
of free time on my hands.

243
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Maybe by month, you know, twice a month
or every other week or whatever.

244
00:10:52,451 --> 00:10:54,787
I want to start doing a beer
trivia night on the Gram.

245
00:10:55,187 --> 00:10:58,157
Someone recently did this,
and I thought it was a lot of fun.

246
00:10:58,157 --> 00:10:58,457
Yeah.

247
00:10:58,457 --> 00:11:01,193
And I also thought there were some things
they could have improved upon

248
00:11:01,227 --> 00:11:02,461
just the way they handled it.

249
00:11:02,461 --> 00:11:04,196
But overall, it was a lot of fun.

250
00:11:04,196 --> 00:11:07,633
So I'm thinking once a month
and maybe we'll kick it up to twice

251
00:11:07,633 --> 00:11:09,702
a month
if it goes over well, on the ground.

252
00:11:09,702 --> 00:11:14,573
We'll do a Instagram live trivia
and I'll ask some questions.

253
00:11:14,573 --> 00:11:17,276
And, you know, if you get it right,
the way this person was doing it was

254
00:11:17,276 --> 00:11:19,945
they were right
answers were entered into like a wheel.

255
00:11:20,312 --> 00:11:21,647
And then at the end of the game,

256
00:11:21,647 --> 00:11:24,450
all the, you know, the names spun
and there was a winner.

257
00:11:24,784 --> 00:11:25,651
So, you know, we'll give away

258
00:11:25,651 --> 00:11:29,722
some stickers or some swag or
but I'm feeling extra giving.

259
00:11:29,722 --> 00:11:32,091
Maybe I'll throw beer in there
or something, that's all. Necklace.

260
00:11:32,291 --> 00:11:33,492
Broken necklace.

261
00:11:33,492 --> 00:11:34,694
Yeah, exactly.

262
00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:37,596
So anyways,
check out the Gram Crappy Republic

263
00:11:38,130 --> 00:11:39,999
I'll give plenty of notice
before our first one.

264
00:11:39,999 --> 00:11:42,868
I'll post them graphics on our stories
and that kind of stuff and

265
00:11:43,502 --> 00:11:45,571
but make sure you're following us and.

266
00:11:45,571 --> 00:11:47,640
Yeah, look out for some some trivia.

267
00:11:47,907 --> 00:11:50,743
Singing Tuesdays might be fun
just because alliteration is great,

268
00:11:50,743 --> 00:11:52,578
you know, trivia Tuesday or something.

269
00:11:52,578 --> 00:11:55,648
Yeah, but Tuesdays are also like
the night I edit the shows.

270
00:11:56,582 --> 00:11:58,551
You might
also a little much on your birthday.

271
00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:00,753
That might be a busy, shitty Tuesday.

272
00:12:00,753 --> 00:12:01,921
So Thursday.

273
00:12:01,921 --> 00:12:03,889
Yeah. Trivia. Thursday thirsty.

274
00:12:03,889 --> 00:12:05,758
Thursday trivia. Yeah, right.

275
00:12:05,758 --> 00:12:08,894
Figures of the doubt doesn't
there doesn't have to be alliteration.

276
00:12:09,595 --> 00:12:10,262
I'm just weird.

277
00:12:10,262 --> 00:12:12,164
So anyways, check out the game for that.

278
00:12:12,164 --> 00:12:14,233
All right. Enough for me.

279
00:12:14,233 --> 00:12:18,904
Erica has been dabbling
with some gbf action.

280
00:12:18,904 --> 00:12:19,872
Oh, yeah?

281
00:12:19,872 --> 00:12:23,642
Well, the gbf was,
like, the reason for my business, right?

282
00:12:23,642 --> 00:12:24,810
So quick story.

283
00:12:24,810 --> 00:12:28,981
And my husband went there first,
but I just had a baby, so I couldn't go.

284
00:12:29,315 --> 00:12:31,050
And he saw that
there were all these people

285
00:12:31,050 --> 00:12:33,285
wearing pretzel necklaces,
and it was, like, such a big deal

286
00:12:33,285 --> 00:12:35,521
that he's like,
where can I buy these? You can't.

287
00:12:35,554 --> 00:12:37,823
He spent half a day with his friends like,
getting the supplies,

288
00:12:37,823 --> 00:12:39,291
putting them together,
blah, blah, blah, right?

289
00:12:39,291 --> 00:12:42,128
So it's like, hey,
we would start making our own people.

290
00:12:42,128 --> 00:12:42,895
Where'd you buy that?

291
00:12:42,895 --> 00:12:44,964
OK, we need to start making these love.

292
00:12:44,964 --> 00:12:46,398
Gbf and you drink.

293
00:12:46,398 --> 00:12:48,801
So much when you're there, right then.

294
00:12:49,368 --> 00:12:51,737
Yeah, you need the snacks.
OK, well, we're going next year.

295
00:12:51,737 --> 00:12:52,571
You guys all know that, right?

296
00:12:52,571 --> 00:12:54,774
Yeah, we got to go. OK, yeah.

297
00:12:54,774 --> 00:13:00,212
And so yeah, I always reach out to them
like, hey, can I get a booth?

298
00:13:00,212 --> 00:13:00,846
Can I you?

299
00:13:00,846 --> 00:13:02,882
And they're like, the Mecca there know

300
00:13:02,882 --> 00:13:07,253
they have a very large wall between them
and everyone else because they came on.

301
00:13:07,253 --> 00:13:10,055
Right, right.
They've never responded to me. And then

302
00:13:11,157 --> 00:13:12,057
just a couple months

303
00:13:12,057 --> 00:13:16,028
ago, they found me because I asked them,
I'm like, Hey, where'd you hear about me?

304
00:13:16,028 --> 00:13:18,364
They're like, Well, we Googled
pretzel necklaces and found your name.

305
00:13:18,364 --> 00:13:20,900
So was like, all those emails really work
to know, right?

306
00:13:20,900 --> 00:13:21,867
Yeah. At least.

307
00:13:21,867 --> 00:13:23,102
Your CEO is working.

308
00:13:23,102 --> 00:13:23,636
Right? Yeah.

309
00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:25,704
Let's
at least I have some SEO going on there.

310
00:13:26,739 --> 00:13:30,342
And so they are getting some hold my beer
necklaces, which is our, like,

311
00:13:30,342 --> 00:13:33,679
top necklace that holds your beer glass
and has pretzels on the side.

312
00:13:33,679 --> 00:13:37,683
It's like everything you need to like,
just party on and with some cool

313
00:13:37,683 --> 00:13:40,753
Gbf logo on the package.

314
00:13:40,753 --> 00:13:42,121
And it's going to be a lot of fun.

315
00:13:42,121 --> 00:13:44,723
So they're ordering a bunch of those
for Gbf with them.

316
00:13:44,723 --> 00:13:48,160
From NEC Nash and giving them to
some of their, their VIPs.

317
00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:50,462
And I'm really excited to ask,
can I have a booth?

318
00:13:50,462 --> 00:13:52,264
And they said
by the time they had found me,

319
00:13:52,264 --> 00:13:54,066
they're like,
there is not a single space left.

320
00:13:54,066 --> 00:13:56,402
But they said maybe next year.
So we'll see.

321
00:13:56,402 --> 00:13:59,271
I was just going to find you like set up
in front of the bathroom with the

322
00:13:59,572 --> 00:14:00,539
this is pretty.

323
00:14:00,539 --> 00:14:04,009
So I literally was like,
can I just come with like a tricycle

324
00:14:04,009 --> 00:14:06,345
and like fill my little cart
and roll around inside?

325
00:14:06,345 --> 00:14:07,847
They're like, No, you can't.

326
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:10,249
Like, we, we kick those people out.
I was like, Oh, OK.

327
00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:11,517
I figured as much.

328
00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:12,518
I thought I'd ask.

329
00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:14,587
No motorized devices and drink. Sounds.

330
00:14:14,620 --> 00:14:16,622
I like Cheryl.

331
00:14:16,622 --> 00:14:19,491
I'll like carry the stick around
where they're hanging from like a

332
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,026
like a ball game.

333
00:14:21,026 --> 00:14:23,028
Like, like the cotton candy guy
at a baseball game.

334
00:14:23,028 --> 00:14:25,497
Yeah, like, oh, we kick those people out.
I'm like, oh, OK.

335
00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:27,032
All right. I'm done trying for now.

336
00:14:27,032 --> 00:14:29,568
They have a bitch
who are going to go either way next year.

337
00:14:29,568 --> 00:14:30,369
Just plan on it.

338
00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:31,370
And if I have a booth,

339
00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:34,273
that'll be even better
because we'll have like the inside scoop.

340
00:14:34,473 --> 00:14:36,141
Nice. Yeah, let's do it.

341
00:14:36,141 --> 00:14:40,479
And that event, it's,
it's paints four prostates and it's like

342
00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:44,383
one or two nights before they do
all the best beers and food.

343
00:14:44,383 --> 00:14:46,352
And it's the rare beer one, right?

344
00:14:46,352 --> 00:14:48,988
Yes. Yeah, yeah. It is so good.

345
00:14:49,288 --> 00:14:53,192
And then there's just so much at Gbf
you can't even, you know, touch

346
00:14:53,192 --> 00:14:54,360
what's there. But right.

347
00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:55,461
We're doing it next year.

348
00:14:55,461 --> 00:14:57,096
This year it collides with aftershock.

349
00:14:57,096 --> 00:15:00,099
So I don't care
if it does next year we're going. So

350
00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:01,700
it'll be fun.

351
00:15:01,700 --> 00:15:03,969
Get CBR and that's all. Yeah.

352
00:15:03,969 --> 00:15:04,203
Yeah.

353
00:15:04,203 --> 00:15:06,438
We have a friend. Davis lives in Denver

354
00:15:06,438 --> 00:15:11,210
and he sometimes goes to Gbf,
but he is all about rare beer.

355
00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:13,345
OK, does not miss that one.

356
00:15:13,345 --> 00:15:16,282
He says the best one by far.
It is ridiculous.

357
00:15:16,282 --> 00:15:19,184
I can't believe like that
their tickets don't sell out instantly.

358
00:15:20,152 --> 00:15:21,086
They're it's insane.

359
00:15:21,086 --> 00:15:23,088
And then they have this other event
that's like actual GHB

360
00:15:23,088 --> 00:15:25,457
because that's like an off the side one.

361
00:15:25,457 --> 00:15:26,792
But then the one called paired.

362
00:15:26,792 --> 00:15:29,595
That's part of Gbf. It's pretty good.
They have like bites and stuff.

363
00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:30,696
And then you can slide from there

364
00:15:30,696 --> 00:15:33,132
right into like the main facility
and then do GBA.

365
00:15:33,532 --> 00:15:37,703
It's pretty good, but I, I just hands down
that pints for prostates.

366
00:15:37,703 --> 00:15:39,772
I would go there just for that. Yeah.

367
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:41,273
It's funny, this here's a reference

368
00:15:41,273 --> 00:15:43,442
that nobody on the show
will get since flex that here.

369
00:15:43,709 --> 00:15:47,112
It's like WrestleMania
every time there's a WrestleMania weekend

370
00:15:47,546 --> 00:15:51,884
all around WrestleMania, all the other
wrestling companies do events.

371
00:15:52,484 --> 00:15:54,586
And. Sometimes they're more fun
than WrestleMania,

372
00:15:54,586 --> 00:15:56,522
at least from a wrestling standpoint.

373
00:15:56,522 --> 00:15:59,425
It's like, Oh, let's jump on all the
wrestling fans being on town this weekend.

374
00:15:59,491 --> 00:16:00,225
It's that same thing.

375
00:16:00,225 --> 00:16:02,061
It's like,
let's jump on all these alcoholics

376
00:16:02,061 --> 00:16:05,230
I mean in town this weekend and set up
some extra beer festivals for sure.

377
00:16:05,230 --> 00:16:08,567
I that's actually where
I've gotten orders, like every October.

378
00:16:08,567 --> 00:16:13,539
It's like the Hilton that's near Gbf
will order them for like they're people.

379
00:16:13,906 --> 00:16:16,942
I get all that,
but I've never actually got Gbf.

380
00:16:17,309 --> 00:16:21,013
So yeah, we're so going,
just going to have to shut that week down.

381
00:16:21,013 --> 00:16:21,413
You guys

382
00:16:22,581 --> 00:16:25,718
are going whenever it is and as the dates
roll out, block it off.

383
00:16:25,718 --> 00:16:28,620
Shut it down, shut it down. We're going.

384
00:16:28,954 --> 00:16:31,590
Everybody walk around with Hilton Pretzels

385
00:16:31,590 --> 00:16:33,459
So funny. I know.

386
00:16:33,459 --> 00:16:36,895
Hey, would you get those Hilton
four Hilton.

387
00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:38,964
Do you want places

388
00:16:38,964 --> 00:16:43,268
like Gbf buy pretzels, especially
in such big quantities like that?

389
00:16:43,402 --> 00:16:45,404
Do you get to keep your logo
on the packaging or.

390
00:16:45,404 --> 00:16:46,739
Yeah, absolutely.

391
00:16:46,739 --> 00:16:49,441
So it's about a third
the size of their logo

392
00:16:49,742 --> 00:16:52,511
and they, they pay extra,
put theirs on there if they don't want.

393
00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:54,346
Just mainly mine, but it's not a big fee.

394
00:16:54,346 --> 00:16:56,115
It's it's totally worth it to them.

395
00:16:56,115 --> 00:16:57,249
But I keep mine on there.

396
00:16:57,249 --> 00:17:01,487
I got a couple people ask not to,
and if it's like a big enough order where

397
00:17:01,487 --> 00:17:04,123
it's like, OK, yeah, fine. Whatever it.

398
00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:06,859
Like make it worth your while.
Right? Like exactly.

399
00:17:06,992 --> 00:17:09,261
Everyone's about price. Exactly.

400
00:17:09,261 --> 00:17:11,663
You can buy me. That's cool. Yeah.

401
00:17:11,663 --> 00:17:13,132
I had this sound horrible.

402
00:17:13,132 --> 00:17:15,901
I had a teacher one though
at the film school, a teacher once that

403
00:17:16,602 --> 00:17:19,204
gotten him in trouble
because, you know, in the movie

404
00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:21,874
industry and TV and film
like everyone is basically freelance.

405
00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:24,143
There's no such thing as a full time job.

406
00:17:24,143 --> 00:17:25,878
He said, look, we're all whores.

407
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:28,680
Out there and we're all, all looking
for the next dollar.

408
00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:33,152
So don't don't turn anything down
unless you got work and blah, blah,

409
00:17:33,452 --> 00:17:35,888
you end up get in trouble for saying yeah.

410
00:17:36,155 --> 00:17:38,590
So somebody got a little.
Yeah. Sensitive about it.

411
00:17:38,590 --> 00:17:39,658
And so he called us all.

412
00:17:39,658 --> 00:17:44,830
Whores like he's saying, drop your pants,
like your boundaries, right?

413
00:17:44,830 --> 00:17:47,066
Yeah. It's about just taking jobs.

414
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:47,800
I keep. The pants.

415
00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:51,103
On, right?
We collect a paycheck with. Yeah.

416
00:17:51,470 --> 00:17:55,741
Anyways, and then finally,
speaking of things, to buy

417
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:58,544
not just pretzels,
we have some new hats and.

418
00:17:58,811 --> 00:18:02,581
We. Just got them posted today
as we record this show.

419
00:18:02,815 --> 00:18:05,918
If you go to Craft Beer About.com
and if you go to the store,

420
00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:07,453
there's actually like two links
for the store.

421
00:18:07,453 --> 00:18:10,122
There's the main store and then like
when you put your mouse over it,

422
00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:11,790
I'm sorry, this is so confusing.

423
00:18:11,790 --> 00:18:15,027
Another little drop down
comes down this hat just for the hats

424
00:18:15,561 --> 00:18:17,763
because we have two different suppliers
for our other shirt.

425
00:18:18,030 --> 00:18:23,302
So kind of grab your About.com Ghost
Store, click on the Little Hats dropdown

426
00:18:23,302 --> 00:18:27,339
and we have this really appeal
to the California residents.

427
00:18:27,339 --> 00:18:31,477
It's the drink local with the California
grizzly in the background.

428
00:18:31,643 --> 00:18:34,046
Kind of looks like the flag is crappy
republic on it.

429
00:18:34,746 --> 00:18:36,215
Red bill, red font.

430
00:18:36,215 --> 00:18:38,283
It's kind of cool looking.
It's really cool looking.

431
00:18:38,283 --> 00:18:40,219
I like it. So check those out.

432
00:18:40,219 --> 00:18:42,321
I'll be posting on the grams of
Get Them Now.

433
00:18:42,321 --> 00:18:43,922
There's not very many.

434
00:18:43,922 --> 00:18:45,958
I did a very small run to see how they go.

435
00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:47,459
If they do well,

436
00:18:47,459 --> 00:18:50,329
either I'll print some more
and prints more, have some more made,

437
00:18:50,329 --> 00:18:53,432
or maybe I'll make those special
and changed a little bit.

438
00:18:53,432 --> 00:18:54,032
So only.

439
00:18:54,032 --> 00:18:55,901
12 people have managed to.

440
00:18:55,901 --> 00:18:58,337
Run. Yeah, so fancy.

441
00:18:58,971 --> 00:18:59,271
All right.

442
00:18:59,271 --> 00:19:00,806
We've talked about this a lot.

443
00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:04,276
Even hinted it, hinted to it
earlier as we started the show,

444
00:19:04,676 --> 00:19:09,781
the people of Untapped and by that
I mean the users are idiots and assholes

445
00:19:09,781 --> 00:19:15,287
97% of the time and or don't know anything
about what they're talking about.

446
00:19:15,287 --> 00:19:19,591
It's well documented on here
that I am not happy

447
00:19:19,591 --> 00:19:23,061
with the reviews that morning
watch has received an untapped

448
00:19:23,662 --> 00:19:26,298
now I understand why
Nick the brewer over there at 14

449
00:19:26,298 --> 00:19:30,369
can just does mean look untapped
they don't even make sense half the time

450
00:19:31,436 --> 00:19:33,705
and or are just mean so anyways
I went through

451
00:19:33,705 --> 00:19:38,410
and I found all the mean
or unkind or reviews

452
00:19:38,410 --> 00:19:42,681
that don't make sense for morning
watch onion tabbed that I read a couple of

453
00:19:42,681 --> 00:19:44,983
I mean we'll spread this out
couple this week couple of next week.

454
00:19:45,551 --> 00:19:47,986
Um this asshole says

455
00:19:49,054 --> 00:19:51,123
this ain't it coffee in the wind

456
00:19:51,123 --> 00:19:54,426
and we're left with what could have been
what the fuck does that mean.

457
00:19:54,593 --> 00:19:55,861
He just wanted to be poetic.

458
00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:57,196
He's like, yeah I do here.

459
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:57,496
Yeah.

460
00:19:57,496 --> 00:20:01,400
Also based on that description,
what would you say he reviewed number wise

461
00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:03,035
like what would he,
what would he give the beer.

462
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:05,671
In the wind and left what might have been.

463
00:20:05,904 --> 00:20:07,306
To me that sounds negative.

464
00:20:07,306 --> 00:20:09,741
Yeah, I would definitely under three.

465
00:20:10,075 --> 00:20:11,343
Yeah, yeah.

466
00:20:11,343 --> 00:20:12,344
He gave it a three.

467
00:20:12,344 --> 00:20:14,346
That sounds a little high for.

468
00:20:14,346 --> 00:20:15,214
What might have been.

469
00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:17,049
His his poetic bullshit or he

470
00:20:18,016 --> 00:20:21,386
thinks brand brew and this person says

471
00:20:22,020 --> 00:20:25,357
there is a hoppy question mark element
that throws it off

472
00:20:25,624 --> 00:20:28,393
just a bit, but otherwise a very nice

473
00:20:28,627 --> 00:20:32,231
it's a coffee coach f.y.i.

474
00:20:33,532 --> 00:20:37,669
Because it's advertised exactly as that
and you may need to know.

475
00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:40,105
Yeah, just ever so.

476
00:20:40,372 --> 00:20:42,541
He gave it a three and a half.
Not the worst so.

477
00:20:42,674 --> 00:20:47,079
Well and I don't think I think that maybe
a little misunderstanding on his part.

478
00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:49,615
I don't think the bitterness
comes from hops.

479
00:20:49,848 --> 00:20:50,983
No, it does not.

480
00:20:50,983 --> 00:20:53,318
It comes from the coffee. Coffee? Yes.

481
00:20:53,552 --> 00:20:58,156
Very mild, noble
German hops were used in that beer

482
00:20:58,190 --> 00:21:01,860
on purpose because the bitterness
comes from the coffee also.

483
00:21:01,860 --> 00:21:03,562
I imagine he was surprised

484
00:21:03,562 --> 00:21:06,531
like he wasn't expecting like
I didn't read the poster when he read it.

485
00:21:06,531 --> 00:21:09,001
When he ordered it,
he just like, Oh, coach, I'll take it.

486
00:21:09,001 --> 00:21:11,603
And then it was like,
F.y.i, this is coffee

487
00:21:11,603 --> 00:21:14,006
because I can't fucking read.

488
00:21:14,006 --> 00:21:17,376
I also think that people assume
a coffee beer

489
00:21:17,376 --> 00:21:21,213
will have
sweetness will be sweet or multi-ethnic.

490
00:21:21,580 --> 00:21:22,781
And or. Dark.

491
00:21:22,781 --> 00:21:25,417
They don't expect it to have a lightness

492
00:21:25,417 --> 00:21:29,688
and really not
have that like sweet malt for word.

493
00:21:29,821 --> 00:21:31,323
Yeah, flavor.

494
00:21:31,323 --> 00:21:31,590
Yeah.

495
00:21:31,590 --> 00:21:35,894
Well, even like Nick's last coffee beer
at 14 cans before that was liquid gold

496
00:21:36,228 --> 00:21:39,064
and that had had some
I think had lactose in it.

497
00:21:39,164 --> 00:21:41,433
Yeah. Just like a hint of creamy
sweetness to it.

498
00:21:41,833 --> 00:21:44,102
And even though a light beer
still had that too.

499
00:21:44,102 --> 00:21:45,737
So I think that's
what people are expecting

500
00:21:45,737 --> 00:21:48,273
when they have something
like a coffee course.

501
00:21:48,273 --> 00:21:50,575
But anyways, thanks assholes.

502
00:21:51,677 --> 00:21:54,346
You know
flexes idea about like some sort of filter

503
00:21:54,346 --> 00:21:57,683
or like distinction
between like your level of beer knowledge

504
00:21:57,683 --> 00:22:01,453
or something like that
and like maybe they should have it.

505
00:22:01,453 --> 00:22:05,223
If you're, if you want an account,
you have to take like a quick a quick is.

506
00:22:05,557 --> 00:22:06,591
Right? I love. It.

507
00:22:06,591 --> 00:22:07,259
I love it.

508
00:22:07,259 --> 00:22:09,828
Simple knowledge, like do you get beer?

509
00:22:09,828 --> 00:22:13,765
OK, then we'll let you rate, you know,
I don't know, but it, it is what it is.

510
00:22:13,932 --> 00:22:16,368
It's for the masses. Not for that. Yeah.

511
00:22:16,401 --> 00:22:18,937
I mean, it's the fucking MySpace of beer
chickens.

512
00:22:18,937 --> 00:22:20,072
Yeah. There you go.

513
00:22:20,072 --> 00:22:24,242
So I will say, though, I don't think
those are as bad as people get.

514
00:22:24,242 --> 00:22:26,645
Like, I don't think those. Oh, no,
there's much worse.

515
00:22:26,712 --> 00:22:28,180
I just think they're stupid.

516
00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:29,815
Like,
they're not the meanest ones in the world.

517
00:22:29,815 --> 00:22:31,049
They're just dumb.

518
00:22:31,049 --> 00:22:34,486
Well, I find that most people and untapped
the reviews they give don't

519
00:22:34,486 --> 00:22:36,021
actually tell you anything about the beer.

520
00:22:36,021 --> 00:22:39,291
Right, which I won't review a beer
like with words

521
00:22:39,725 --> 00:22:43,462
unless I'm saying something
to give someone some sort of help.

522
00:22:43,829 --> 00:22:46,898
Because I will look at, you know,
if I'm deciding me between two beers,

523
00:22:47,265 --> 00:22:47,833
I'll look it up.

524
00:22:47,833 --> 00:22:50,068
I'm like, Oh, this one has a higher score.

525
00:22:50,268 --> 00:22:51,036
Let's see.

526
00:22:51,036 --> 00:22:54,039
Maybe this one got some, you know,
didn't get a fair shake or whatever.

527
00:22:54,039 --> 00:22:56,174
And I'll write a few reviews,
and you can usually tell

528
00:22:56,441 --> 00:22:58,710
who the idiots are
and who actually knows what they're doing.

529
00:22:59,111 --> 00:23:01,446
So hey,
you know, with your beer over there.

530
00:23:01,713 --> 00:23:03,482
Yeah, I still have a little.

531
00:23:03,482 --> 00:23:05,650
All right, well,
you before you finish that up

532
00:23:05,650 --> 00:23:08,220
and make call the panel,
I'll start with one story over here.

533
00:23:08,820 --> 00:23:10,522
Does anybody know who the Nappy Roots are?

534
00:23:10,522 --> 00:23:13,592
The rap group
based out of Atlanta, Hotlanta.

535
00:23:13,859 --> 00:23:16,094
I'm sure they hate it
when we say Hotlanta.

536
00:23:16,094 --> 00:23:16,661
Anyways,

537
00:23:17,763 --> 00:23:19,231
a few of the members, Nappy Roots

538
00:23:19,231 --> 00:23:23,635
co-own Atlanta, Husky
Brewing and Scales, one of the rappers.

539
00:23:23,935 --> 00:23:26,571
Well, when the rappers scales, one of the

540
00:23:27,672 --> 00:23:31,143
rappers out of the group was robbed
and kidnaped

541
00:23:31,143 --> 00:23:33,845
and shot at his own brewery.

542
00:23:34,212 --> 00:23:35,747
What, over the weekend? Yeah.

543
00:23:35,747 --> 00:23:39,284
The last I've heard, they still haven't
caught the people who did it,

544
00:23:39,851 --> 00:23:41,853
but came to the brewery.

545
00:23:42,287 --> 00:23:44,556
Rob Kidnaped shot him. He's he's alive.

546
00:23:44,923 --> 00:23:46,291
He lives, he's living.

547
00:23:46,291 --> 00:23:47,459
He should be fine.

548
00:23:47,459 --> 00:23:50,295
But he's not going to die today.

549
00:23:50,295 --> 00:23:52,330
Did all this homies right that day?

550
00:23:53,665 --> 00:23:56,835
I was not today, like,
speaking to all the things

551
00:23:56,835 --> 00:24:00,338
because, like, all I jam
that song in the morning with my kids.

552
00:24:00,338 --> 00:24:02,441
Like, we're going to have a good day.

553
00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:05,076
It's like thinking nobody's going to die
today.

554
00:24:05,076 --> 00:24:07,112
Well, I mean, he was right.

555
00:24:07,112 --> 00:24:09,781
I'm wondering
if he's did right that day, though.

556
00:24:09,781 --> 00:24:10,916
Oh, I. Bet some writing that.

557
00:24:10,916 --> 00:24:11,783
I hope they did.

558
00:24:11,783 --> 00:24:12,517
Yeah.

559
00:24:12,517 --> 00:24:15,086
He did not save his
troubles for another day. No,

560
00:24:16,121 --> 00:24:18,423
I was the freaking day I went down.

561
00:24:18,623 --> 00:24:19,458
Sorry, Nappy.

562
00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:20,725
Yeah, that's too bad.

563
00:24:20,725 --> 00:24:22,928
So anyways, hey, stop shooting
people at breweries.

564
00:24:22,928 --> 00:24:24,796
Come on, the fuck is this.

565
00:24:24,796 --> 00:24:29,468
Anyways, our best to him and and hopefully
a speedy recovery over there.

566
00:24:29,801 --> 00:24:32,370
And hopefully he's able to ride
with the homies soon enough.

567
00:24:32,671 --> 00:24:35,106
Yeah. Yeah. Good.

568
00:24:35,106 --> 00:24:38,810
Modern times
has filed a notice of layoffs.

569
00:24:39,177 --> 00:24:45,350
They plan to lay 120 employees
before the transition over to Maui.

570
00:24:45,917 --> 00:24:51,089
Maui says they're going to rehire
most of those employees

571
00:24:51,089 --> 00:24:54,392
they get or they'll have the opportunity
to rehire if they don't want their job.

572
00:24:54,392 --> 00:24:56,461
Obviously, they don't have to,
but they plan to rehire

573
00:24:56,461 --> 00:25:00,232
most of those employees
and do not plan for a mass layoff.

574
00:25:00,432 --> 00:25:01,566
Good for them. Yeah.

575
00:25:01,566 --> 00:25:02,701
It's kind of must be.

576
00:25:02,701 --> 00:25:05,437
Some sort of weird, like, asset
shuffling or something.

577
00:25:05,470 --> 00:25:05,804
Yeah.

578
00:25:05,804 --> 00:25:08,740
The sale goes through because it's weird,
like, hey, you're all fired, but hey,

579
00:25:09,341 --> 00:25:11,042
come on back. Next week we got you.

580
00:25:11,042 --> 00:25:12,577
Some sort of tax kind of thing.

581
00:25:12,577 --> 00:25:14,479
Like, Oh,
we had to lay all these people off, so

582
00:25:14,479 --> 00:25:17,582
or or maybe giving them once again,
if you get laid off

583
00:25:17,582 --> 00:25:20,418
right, you get some benefits
helping them out in that way.

584
00:25:20,485 --> 00:25:22,621
That's true. I don't know. There could.
There could be some.

585
00:25:22,621 --> 00:25:23,154
Yeah.

586
00:25:23,221 --> 00:25:26,024
There could also be something
about like longevity with the company.

587
00:25:26,591 --> 00:25:28,593
Oh, yeah. Right.

588
00:25:28,593 --> 00:25:31,029
I guess,
you know. Having to fulfill. Yeah.

589
00:25:31,096 --> 00:25:35,600
If Maui wants their employees to be the
longest employed or something like that

590
00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:37,302
and think about that one,
I figured it's more like what

591
00:25:37,302 --> 00:25:41,940
Eric was saying, like taxes or assets
or something like that for the transition.

592
00:25:42,173 --> 00:25:45,610
Yeah, but it could have to do with like
retirement funds and things like that.

593
00:25:45,844 --> 00:25:48,246
That is not to be a negative, Nancy, but.

594
00:25:48,246 --> 00:25:49,414
All right, Nance.

595
00:25:49,414 --> 00:25:51,650
I know that's why I'm here. Nance.

596
00:25:53,218 --> 00:25:54,185
At least you're not a Karen.

597
00:25:54,185 --> 00:25:55,453
I'd rather have a Nance.

598
00:25:55,453 --> 00:25:57,589
Oh, I got you the worst. What?

599
00:25:57,589 --> 00:25:59,624
Take the beer. I'm sorry.

600
00:26:00,725 --> 00:26:01,860
They're sharing over here.

601
00:26:01,860 --> 00:26:05,697
If you want me to narrate, Greg reaches
over to hand a beer to Shannon.

602
00:26:05,897 --> 00:26:06,998
Shannon looks away.

603
00:26:06,998 --> 00:26:09,100
Greg gets infuriated.

604
00:26:09,100 --> 00:26:12,404
You are the worst employee.
This look. Away.

605
00:26:12,404 --> 00:26:15,540
She then starts pouring
like the few dribbles that she had

606
00:26:15,540 --> 00:26:19,110
an hourglass into a water bottle
with a tiny opening.

607
00:26:19,244 --> 00:26:21,546
So then it becomes a science project
on top.

608
00:26:21,546 --> 00:26:23,848
Of events like Take the Goodyear Beer.

609
00:26:23,949 --> 00:26:24,916
Get a clean go.

610
00:26:24,916 --> 00:26:27,452
And of my other beer was a little yeasty.

611
00:26:27,752 --> 00:26:29,788
Yeah, there are some. Just, you know.

612
00:26:29,788 --> 00:26:31,923
A little more women in that beer
than I expected it.

613
00:26:32,357 --> 00:26:33,692
Male wage.

614
00:26:33,992 --> 00:26:36,127
Can you tell we're married? Oh. All right.

615
00:26:36,261 --> 00:26:36,928
I love it.

616
00:26:37,896 --> 00:26:38,830
Let's do this.

617
00:26:38,830 --> 00:26:41,399
I got to bring Sterling on here.
Yeah, let's get him. Is like.

618
00:26:41,633 --> 00:26:42,467
That'd be awesome.

619
00:26:42,467 --> 00:26:43,501
New Year's on you guys.

620
00:26:43,501 --> 00:26:45,837
So it gets it gets pretty.

621
00:26:45,837 --> 00:26:47,772
You got a few years
and a couple of kids on us.

622
00:26:47,772 --> 00:26:49,641
Yeah, right. Yeah.

623
00:26:49,641 --> 00:26:51,843
You've been in the trenches
yeah. All right.

624
00:26:51,843 --> 00:26:52,711
Now that she's finally

625
00:26:52,711 --> 00:26:54,879
taking the beer out of my hand,
let's make a call it the pen.

626
00:26:59,017 --> 00:27:01,186
All calls to the.

627
00:27:01,186 --> 00:27:04,122
Bullpen for beer. Yeah, he does.

628
00:27:04,522 --> 00:27:06,858
We are drinking Captain.

629
00:27:06,858 --> 00:27:08,059
Coach,

630
00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:13,164
it is my cold home brew that I've talked
about many a time on the show.

631
00:27:13,331 --> 00:27:16,101
It is right around 4.8%

632
00:27:16,768 --> 00:27:20,572
right around 25 I use, I believe it was.

633
00:27:20,572 --> 00:27:22,674
And this is all kind of the top of my head
anyways.

634
00:27:22,674 --> 00:27:23,842
Simple cold recipe.

635
00:27:23,842 --> 00:27:25,510
No coffee in this one.
I'm like warning you.

636
00:27:25,510 --> 00:27:30,181
Watch just one isn't an easy drink in
and crispy for the summer overall

637
00:27:30,181 --> 00:27:33,952
I think it turned out really well
you know cold squeezed it's got that cold

638
00:27:33,952 --> 00:27:38,123
she lets it get I say thick it's not thick
though at all but you know cool

639
00:27:38,123 --> 00:27:40,892
she's just has a different feel to it
than other used to

640
00:27:41,626 --> 00:27:44,763
and it's got that
that Esther that she's gives off

641
00:27:44,896 --> 00:27:49,901
I will say there's a tiny can't quite
put my finger off flavor

642
00:27:50,068 --> 00:27:52,604
this has gotten better since I over carb
did at first

643
00:27:52,604 --> 00:27:54,139
and I've let some of the pressure off

644
00:27:54,139 --> 00:27:56,207
and it's actually drinking a little bit
better than it was

645
00:27:56,975 --> 00:27:59,978
I'm going to dig in here try it
there's just the tiniest hint of an off

646
00:27:59,978 --> 00:28:01,579
flavor that I'm not thrilled.

647
00:28:01,579 --> 00:28:03,815
About share what it is yeah.

648
00:28:03,815 --> 00:28:08,420
You get the standard
like cereal kind of sweetness.

649
00:28:08,620 --> 00:28:12,490
Malting is from the cold, but
it's still really light and easy to drink.

650
00:28:12,490 --> 00:28:15,627
It just has a little bit
more of that sweetness

651
00:28:15,627 --> 00:28:17,829
that I think you get from a colt.

652
00:28:17,829 --> 00:28:20,498
More so than, like, a standard pilsner.

653
00:28:20,498 --> 00:28:21,232
Yeah.

654
00:28:21,366 --> 00:28:24,402
Yeah, it maybe it's the sweetness
that I'm getting the just there's

655
00:28:24,402 --> 00:28:28,373
a hint of something just ever so light
that I don't love about overall.

656
00:28:28,373 --> 00:28:29,874
It's pretty easy. Drink,
pretty questionable.

657
00:28:29,874 --> 00:28:32,310
Good on a hot day, you know, 4.8%.

658
00:28:32,310 --> 00:28:34,813
You can't go wrong. Drink
drinking like ten of these.

659
00:28:34,813 --> 00:28:36,781
So what's here?
What would you give it on on tapped.

660
00:28:36,781 --> 00:28:39,684
And by the way,
this is a course just so everybody knows

661
00:28:40,852 --> 00:28:44,456
why this is a colt. But

662
00:28:44,456 --> 00:28:46,591
let me write a poem
to what it could have been.

663
00:28:46,591 --> 00:28:48,159
The same could have hit

664
00:28:48,860 --> 00:28:50,862
this could have been a lager. Right?

665
00:28:50,995 --> 00:28:52,330
It was a coffee in the wind.

666
00:28:52,330 --> 00:28:53,865
And we're left with what could have been.

667
00:28:53,865 --> 00:28:54,766
Yeah,

668
00:28:55,433 --> 00:28:58,002
I would give it,
I don't know, like a three to five and.

669
00:28:58,303 --> 00:28:59,504
Yeah, I'm. Like a three to five.

670
00:28:59,504 --> 00:29:00,839
Yeah, I know.

671
00:29:00,839 --> 00:29:03,508
I'm a little harsh on my own supply.

672
00:29:03,508 --> 00:29:04,042
My own supply,

673
00:29:04,042 --> 00:29:07,979
but of all the coasters I've made,
I think this is the third or fourth one.

674
00:29:08,513 --> 00:29:10,115
It's my least favorite. Yes.

675
00:29:10,115 --> 00:29:12,817
Oh, that is.
That is part of sort of my rating.

676
00:29:12,817 --> 00:29:19,023
And I'm comparing it to some of the other
recipe recipes and versions of this beer.

677
00:29:19,023 --> 00:29:22,560
And it's definitely not my favorite
of those don't matter.

678
00:29:22,861 --> 00:29:23,461
Yeah.

679
00:29:23,461 --> 00:29:26,464
Here's where things same recipe off
three or four bean the same recipe.

680
00:29:26,931 --> 00:29:29,300
The only difference with this one,
this is the first time I've made a collage

681
00:29:29,734 --> 00:29:32,403
and carved it in a keg with CO2

682
00:29:32,670 --> 00:29:35,273
instead of bottle condition in it. Oh.

683
00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:36,441
Weird, right?

684
00:29:36,441 --> 00:29:37,742
I would think that would make it better

685
00:29:37,742 --> 00:29:39,511
because that would take away a little bit
that sweetness

686
00:29:39,511 --> 00:29:41,679
because in order of conditioner,
you put sugar in right?

687
00:29:41,679 --> 00:29:43,381
And so I don't know, it's weird.

688
00:29:43,381 --> 00:29:45,517
I'm surprised that
this one's not the best one.

689
00:29:45,817 --> 00:29:50,255
It's also the first one that I did
in a temperature controlled chamber.

690
00:29:50,588 --> 00:29:50,889
Yeah.

691
00:29:50,889 --> 00:29:52,957
OK, usually
I just leave these things out in the open

692
00:29:52,957 --> 00:29:54,993
and they ferment
whatever temp the kitchen is, but

693
00:29:55,560 --> 00:29:58,029
I had some space in the curator,
so I was able to actually ferment

694
00:29:58,029 --> 00:29:59,397
at specific temperatures.

695
00:29:59,397 --> 00:30:01,533
And I don't love it.

696
00:30:01,533 --> 00:30:02,000
Yeah.

697
00:30:02,267 --> 00:30:04,002
Next time
it's sitting on the kitchen again.

698
00:30:04,002 --> 00:30:06,638
Dang. It's still drinkable
though. It's not like.

699
00:30:06,838 --> 00:30:08,439
Yeah, it's not garbage about that.

700
00:30:08,439 --> 00:30:10,441
You've been talking
you mentioned it a few weeks back.

701
00:30:10,441 --> 00:30:12,243
And you're like, Oh, I got it
this cold. It's almost ready.

702
00:30:12,243 --> 00:30:15,380
So I was kind of wondering how did that
how of that happen?

703
00:30:15,780 --> 00:30:18,883
I got a curator story right now about this
just happened.

704
00:30:18,883 --> 00:30:23,354
We have one out on our uh,
our new house has one outside, so yeah.

705
00:30:23,621 --> 00:30:26,291
You have like an old whole,
like outdoor kitchen set up, right?

706
00:30:26,324 --> 00:30:28,626
Yeah, totally. And it's like a while back.

707
00:30:28,626 --> 00:30:31,930
So we're out in the country
and there are rattlesnakes sometimes.

708
00:30:32,330 --> 00:30:32,997
Yeah.

709
00:30:32,997 --> 00:30:33,464
It's like if a.

710
00:30:33,464 --> 00:30:36,067
Snake through your tap,
I'm hanging up on this call.

711
00:30:36,634 --> 00:30:39,003
Dude, it wasn't quite that bad, but.

712
00:30:39,003 --> 00:30:40,471
Okay, oh, my gosh.

713
00:30:40,471 --> 00:30:42,640
So they say you find, like,
one a year out here.

714
00:30:42,674 --> 00:30:44,409
OK, so I'm just waiting and waiting.

715
00:30:44,409 --> 00:30:46,010
We've been here a year.

716
00:30:46,010 --> 00:30:49,480
We hired the snake guy when I hired
when we first moved here, it's like, walk

717
00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:50,281
through our property.

718
00:30:50,281 --> 00:30:53,151
Talk to you, talk to me,
talk to me, tell me what's going down.

719
00:30:54,152 --> 00:30:55,453
So it's been fine.

720
00:30:55,453 --> 00:30:56,221
It's been fine.

721
00:30:56,221 --> 00:30:59,791
So just like a week ago,
Sterling goes out, we just got like this

722
00:30:59,791 --> 00:31:03,061
Mexican lager on tap out there because
Summer, you know, you want some light and.

723
00:31:03,394 --> 00:31:04,562
Right. He walks out.

724
00:31:04,562 --> 00:31:06,264
Hey, Gregory, and here's this.

725
00:31:06,664 --> 00:31:09,400
And it was laying across the ground

726
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:13,972
in front of the curator
and just, like, went in behind it. No.

727
00:31:14,305 --> 00:31:16,007
Mm hmm. Yeah.

728
00:31:16,007 --> 00:31:16,774
Call the snake.

729
00:31:16,774 --> 00:31:18,676
I'm like, Sterling,
can I call the snake, please?

730
00:31:18,676 --> 00:31:19,744
Let me call the snake guy.

731
00:31:19,744 --> 00:31:23,348
So we called him up,
and he was here in, like, 20 minutes.

732
00:31:23,715 --> 00:31:25,083
The guy, like,

733
00:31:25,083 --> 00:31:28,620
pulled everything out from our outdoor
barbecue and, like, got back at.

734
00:31:28,820 --> 00:31:29,654
You know what?

735
00:31:29,787 --> 00:31:33,291
There's something that kept good came from
this because that snake

736
00:31:33,291 --> 00:31:36,361
wanted nothing to do with us.

737
00:31:36,361 --> 00:31:38,963
Or that the snake guy it was hiding.

738
00:31:39,097 --> 00:31:40,164
It wasn't striking.

739
00:31:40,164 --> 00:31:42,033
He was, like, trying to get it, was she?

740
00:31:42,033 --> 00:31:44,702
I don't know. Whatever it was and was.
Yeah, it.

741
00:31:44,836 --> 00:31:45,570
I don't care.

742
00:31:45,570 --> 00:31:48,539
Just get it out of here.
I was trying to get away.

743
00:31:48,573 --> 00:31:50,108
Trying to get away,
trying to get away like.

744
00:31:50,108 --> 00:31:53,444
And the snake dude's like reaching
in there with no glove on his hand.

745
00:31:53,511 --> 00:31:54,812
Like, fuck. That.

746
00:31:54,812 --> 00:31:56,948
I know. And then he had this hook anyways.

747
00:31:56,948 --> 00:32:00,752
He got it eventually put it in the
but I guess what I learned from it is

748
00:32:00,752 --> 00:32:01,586
they're not aggressive

749
00:32:01,586 --> 00:32:05,056
unless I don't know if stepped on it,
it would probably bite you immediately.

750
00:32:05,056 --> 00:32:07,392
Right? But it was just trying to get away.

751
00:32:07,392 --> 00:32:09,961
But he's like,
so goddamn, it's like, shade, leave me.

752
00:32:09,961 --> 00:32:11,362
Alone. Exactly.

753
00:32:11,362 --> 00:32:12,497
And it's like super rare.

754
00:32:12,497 --> 00:32:14,966
He's like, this is super rare,
you know, it probably just

755
00:32:15,633 --> 00:32:19,037
there very like, I guess they don't
really go to the same place

756
00:32:19,037 --> 00:32:21,105
every time kind of thing.
They just kind of cruise through.

757
00:32:21,105 --> 00:32:24,342
But oh my gosh,
that scared the shit out of me.

758
00:32:24,342 --> 00:32:25,643
Like, yeah, no thanks.

759
00:32:25,643 --> 00:32:26,678
No thanks.

760
00:32:26,678 --> 00:32:29,647
Is in a way to, like,
stop it from being able to get back there.

761
00:32:29,647 --> 00:32:31,816
Like, could you end up with another snake
back there?

762
00:32:31,983 --> 00:32:33,051
Well, we could.

763
00:32:33,051 --> 00:32:35,253
Like he said, once again,
this was super rare.

764
00:32:35,253 --> 00:32:36,321
And like the previous owners

765
00:32:36,321 --> 00:32:37,088
kind of told us about

766
00:32:37,088 --> 00:32:41,726
all their experiences over seven years and
that had never happened and that space.

767
00:32:41,726 --> 00:32:42,994
So we're like, oh my gosh.

768
00:32:42,994 --> 00:32:45,330
But yeah, we need to block it off
because yeah,

769
00:32:45,396 --> 00:32:48,666
just in case like I want to have comfort
when I have a beer.

770
00:32:48,933 --> 00:32:50,902
Yeah, yeah. That's what beer is all about.

771
00:32:50,902 --> 00:32:52,070
That's what beer is about.

772
00:32:52,070 --> 00:32:54,405
And Mexican lager is just never it doesn't

773
00:32:55,473 --> 00:32:57,842
this doesn't the same anymore.

774
00:32:58,343 --> 00:33:00,011
They're tiptoeing

775
00:33:01,579 --> 00:33:02,280
No, thanks.

776
00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:04,082
Yeah, we were hiking later.

777
00:33:04,082 --> 00:33:07,185
Yeah, we were hiking in the summer
and we had our dog with us

778
00:33:07,185 --> 00:33:11,222
who's about 25, £26 when he's on
not on a diet.

779
00:33:12,190 --> 00:33:15,426
And this huge, huge
rattlesnakes are crossing the trail.

780
00:33:15,693 --> 00:33:17,762
Oh and you could see that had just eaten.

781
00:33:17,762 --> 00:33:19,364
There's a big bump in the middle of it.

782
00:33:19,364 --> 00:33:20,031
Oh yeah.

783
00:33:20,031 --> 00:33:23,267
And so like I put my arms,
I stopped as I stop and it just,

784
00:33:23,401 --> 00:33:24,435
it didn't even look at us.

785
00:33:24,435 --> 00:33:26,971
It just continued crossing the trail
and going uphill

786
00:33:26,971 --> 00:33:29,107
and then went on its way
like they would back.

787
00:33:29,340 --> 00:33:33,411
Some guy comes jogging around the corner
and I was like, we, we, we, we, we was.

788
00:33:33,644 --> 00:33:34,412
And I just pointed.

789
00:33:34,412 --> 00:33:36,581
He's like, oh, oh Lord, good call.

790
00:33:37,615 --> 00:33:39,150
Like, I do not want.

791
00:33:39,150 --> 00:33:41,352
Yeah. And it was full. Right
so it was happy.

792
00:33:41,352 --> 00:33:45,690
But yeah, I actually don't think they're
that aggressive unless you step on one or.

793
00:33:45,690 --> 00:33:48,092
Right.
Or threaten it or threaten it. Right.

794
00:33:48,092 --> 00:33:50,995
But still, I just we're pretty careful
we got kids, right?

795
00:33:50,995 --> 00:33:55,666
So but yeah, the whole thing was not
was not my best day and that's not gonna.

796
00:33:55,666 --> 00:33:56,567
Burn it down.

797
00:33:56,567 --> 00:33:57,902
Yeah. Thanks. Bye bye.

798
00:33:57,902 --> 00:33:59,303
Yeah. Thank God for the snake guy.

799
00:33:59,303 --> 00:34:03,207
He was out here and he just kicked ass
at that snake wrangling.

800
00:34:03,508 --> 00:34:03,941
Where to go.

801
00:34:03,941 --> 00:34:06,310
Snake guy wasn't lady go snake guy.

802
00:34:06,944 --> 00:34:08,613
Way to do your job.

803
00:34:08,613 --> 00:34:10,281
I tried to send him with a beer too.

804
00:34:10,281 --> 00:34:11,849
I'm like, here, take some beer.

805
00:34:11,849 --> 00:34:13,317
He's like, oh, I don't know if I should.

806
00:34:13,317 --> 00:34:15,153
I'm like, seriously, you earned that,

807
00:34:16,521 --> 00:34:16,954
do you?

808
00:34:16,954 --> 00:34:19,357
Yeah, seriously. Bloody Sonic.

809
00:34:19,357 --> 00:34:22,126
This one was for Flex
Sonic. Like the fast food brand.

810
00:34:22,326 --> 00:34:24,762
Their hard seltzer is now official.

811
00:34:24,796 --> 00:34:28,266
The official hard
seltzer of the Big 12 conference

812
00:34:28,633 --> 00:34:32,470
with a three year contract
so now when you're watching the Big 12,

813
00:34:32,470 --> 00:34:36,707
you can have yourself a sonic hard seltzer
because there's not enough

814
00:34:36,974 --> 00:34:38,576
art seltzer options out there.

815
00:34:38,576 --> 00:34:41,312
Rose that seems like
it would be very sweet.

816
00:34:41,479 --> 00:34:44,115
Look, I love ocean water from Sonic.

817
00:34:44,115 --> 00:34:48,753
I like to order it and then dump a bunch
of vodka in it but there's seltzer is

818
00:34:48,753 --> 00:34:52,223
just sound like sugary messes
and I don't want anything to do with it.

819
00:34:52,657 --> 00:34:54,725
Right
the reason you drink a hard seltzer's

820
00:34:54,725 --> 00:34:57,795
you want alcohol with
no like low calories right?

821
00:34:57,795 --> 00:34:59,630
So I imagine they're hard seltzer.

822
00:34:59,630 --> 00:35:03,034
I would just be like a mass
load of calories and sweetness.

823
00:35:03,201 --> 00:35:04,235
Sounds disgusting.

824
00:35:04,235 --> 00:35:05,036
I don't know.

825
00:35:05,036 --> 00:35:07,738
Like, I guess I could and homework
and look that up, but I'm just going to go

826
00:35:07,738 --> 00:35:11,008
on what it sounds like and it sounds like
no calories and disgusting this.

827
00:35:11,042 --> 00:35:12,009
Yeah, it's a no.

828
00:35:12,009 --> 00:35:12,510
Yeah.

829
00:35:12,510 --> 00:35:16,180
Art pest, as we all know,
because we're all from California.

830
00:35:16,247 --> 00:35:17,815
Huge drought happening right now.

831
00:35:17,815 --> 00:35:19,951
It's hot as balls
and no water is happening.

832
00:35:20,785 --> 00:35:23,554
The MEK, the president of Mexico,
has called for an end

833
00:35:23,788 --> 00:35:27,625
to beer production in the northern region
due to the drought.

834
00:35:27,992 --> 00:35:31,729
They say if you want to continue brewing
and this is pointed at Heineken

835
00:35:31,729 --> 00:35:35,099
and Modelo, they do a lot of their brewing
in northern Mexico.

836
00:35:35,133 --> 00:35:37,068
You have to move down south
where we actually have water

837
00:35:38,236 --> 00:35:41,973
wow. It's like, do
you want the people to be alive or happy?

838
00:35:41,973 --> 00:35:42,473
I don't know.

839
00:35:42,473 --> 00:35:44,976
I guess you just have to figure that out.

840
00:35:45,009 --> 00:35:46,377
Like maybe they just switch

841
00:35:46,377 --> 00:35:50,114
the water supply or the over to beer
is probably safer in Mexico.

842
00:35:50,114 --> 00:35:52,183
So I got them.

843
00:35:52,183 --> 00:35:54,152
I got that Montezuma's revenge
when I went there.

844
00:35:54,152 --> 00:35:55,920
That was oh, yeah, yeah.

845
00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:57,388
Oh, I got back.

846
00:35:57,388 --> 00:35:58,923
I got I got it on the way back.

847
00:35:58,923 --> 00:36:03,995
I had, you know, I had a layover
in Mexico City and then came back over.

848
00:36:03,995 --> 00:36:08,366
And it was when I was on my layover
in Mexico City, I went, oh, oh, no.

849
00:36:08,366 --> 00:36:09,567
And I was. Going.

850
00:36:09,567 --> 00:36:13,938
To of bathroom and luckily, like,
not to get too detailed, but

851
00:36:13,938 --> 00:36:19,443
I did enough damage in the airport to wear
like I was safe for the 2 hours home

852
00:36:20,444 --> 00:36:20,912
until I got

853
00:36:20,912 --> 00:36:23,614
back on terra firma, didn't
have to do anything in the airplane.

854
00:36:24,081 --> 00:36:26,984
And then once I got home,
it was like two weeks.

855
00:36:26,984 --> 00:36:28,920
Of, oh, no.

856
00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:31,622
Horribleness
and like going to work like I can't take,

857
00:36:32,156 --> 00:36:34,559
you know,
freelance can take two weeks off of work.

858
00:36:35,126 --> 00:36:36,994
So it was.

859
00:36:36,994 --> 00:36:38,829
It was bad, right?

860
00:36:38,829 --> 00:36:41,432
So unless they didn't ruin
my vacation, it.

861
00:36:41,432 --> 00:36:43,968
Was I was teaching summer school.
So it's like school's out.

862
00:36:43,968 --> 00:36:45,136
And then I had like a week.

863
00:36:45,136 --> 00:36:49,340
So we went to Mexico and then got back
in the morning of summer school.

864
00:36:49,340 --> 00:36:52,843
The first day, I'm like, oh, I don't even
know if I know where the bathrooms are.

865
00:36:52,843 --> 00:36:54,579
This is like a different school.

866
00:36:54,579 --> 00:36:56,881
I think I was late
and the kids were getting in there,

867
00:36:56,881 --> 00:37:01,319
and it's like the first day it was one of
those just like, oh, worst timing ever.

868
00:37:01,319 --> 00:37:04,155
But thankfully, summer school is like
3 hours long, so good.

869
00:37:04,355 --> 00:37:07,792
But it's one of those things where like,
it hits you and you go, Oh, no, no,

870
00:37:08,559 --> 00:37:09,794
it just comes out of nowhere.

871
00:37:09,794 --> 00:37:12,396
The first of all, I was like,
Oh, that's what it is.

872
00:37:12,430 --> 00:37:13,097
Here you. Go.

873
00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:16,701
Oh, dear.

874
00:37:16,701 --> 00:37:19,103
Anyways, good luck down there, Mexico.

875
00:37:19,470 --> 00:37:21,672
Here we go. Let's
let's take a trip to Florida.

876
00:37:21,672 --> 00:37:23,207
Well, actually, sort of Florida.

877
00:37:23,207 --> 00:37:29,046
A teenager from Florida was pulled over
for not being drunk while in Georgia.

878
00:37:29,247 --> 00:37:30,014
What?

879
00:37:30,214 --> 00:37:32,883
OK, a teenager there

880
00:37:32,883 --> 00:37:33,918
in Georgia?

881
00:37:33,918 --> 00:37:36,487
Yes, they were from Florida, but Germany.

882
00:37:36,487 --> 00:37:38,689
Oh, OK. Yeah.

883
00:37:38,689 --> 00:37:41,492
A teenager from Sarasota,
Florida, was stopped for speeding

884
00:37:41,492 --> 00:37:45,363
on I-75 in Monroe County shortly
after midnight on July 20.

885
00:37:45,363 --> 00:37:47,231
First, the 18 year old

886
00:37:47,231 --> 00:37:51,602
was reportedly blazing along at 93
miles per hour and 70 mile per hour zone.

887
00:37:51,602 --> 00:37:54,472
When he was pulled over, a sheriff's
deputy who stopped the southbound

888
00:37:54,472 --> 00:37:59,777
teen soon got whiffs of marijuana
and alcohol coming from inside the Honda.

889
00:38:00,411 --> 00:38:03,147
The teen said,
my anaconda don't want oh, no,

890
00:38:05,016 --> 00:38:06,284
Honda back.

891
00:38:06,284 --> 00:38:08,919
Oh yeah, sure. But, you know, like.

892
00:38:09,420 --> 00:38:13,190
The teen whose eyes were red water
acknowledged that he had been smoking weed

893
00:38:13,691 --> 00:38:17,328
when the deputy also found a half empty
bottle of Crown Royal in the car,

894
00:38:17,328 --> 00:38:20,298
the teen insisted he not been boozing.

895
00:38:20,498 --> 00:38:24,235
I'm not drunk, the teen
said, and I haven't been drinking.

896
00:38:24,368 --> 00:38:27,271
I'm only high as hell

897
00:38:28,439 --> 00:38:28,939
yeah, man.

898
00:38:28,939 --> 00:38:30,808
Arrested on DUI charge

899
00:38:30,808 --> 00:38:34,278
at first consented to a blood test,
and he said he didn't do needles well.

900
00:38:34,278 --> 00:38:35,613
It changed his mind.

901
00:38:35,613 --> 00:38:39,450
He also informed the deputy
that after all, I'm not high as hell.

902
00:38:39,450 --> 00:38:42,320
I'm just high and coming down.

903
00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:43,454
Oh t.

904
00:38:43,454 --> 00:38:45,089
Anyways. Charge of DUI.

905
00:38:45,089 --> 00:38:48,292
Oh man, pick your poison. Uh, yeah.

906
00:38:48,392 --> 00:38:51,929
I don't know if driving high
is any better than in fact,

907
00:38:51,929 --> 00:38:56,701
in some states I'd it's probably worse
because we'd probably not legal down there

908
00:38:56,701 --> 00:38:57,468
in the south.

909
00:38:57,468 --> 00:39:00,271
Yeah,
but it's harder for them to test, right?

910
00:39:00,271 --> 00:39:01,072
So maybe that's.

911
00:39:01,072 --> 00:39:03,441
Why they said it stays in your system
for 30 days though.

912
00:39:03,674 --> 00:39:04,108
Yeah.

913
00:39:04,108 --> 00:39:05,876
I mean just like on the field, right
when you're out.

914
00:39:05,876 --> 00:39:06,811
Yes. Definitely.

915
00:39:06,811 --> 00:39:09,480
Harder to do a field test for weed. Yes.

916
00:39:09,580 --> 00:39:09,980
I don't know.

917
00:39:09,980 --> 00:39:11,082
Just tell me a joke.

918
00:39:11,082 --> 00:39:13,050
You start laughing. Uncontrollably.

919
00:39:14,218 --> 00:39:16,554
Oh it's fucking

920
00:39:19,590 --> 00:39:21,359
pieces of the really stupid.

921
00:39:21,359 --> 00:39:23,461
See how long it. Takes them to stop
laughing.

922
00:39:23,461 --> 00:39:27,298
Just play our show
and if they laugh, they're either high

923
00:39:27,865 --> 00:39:31,068
or from Finland, UK or India.

924
00:39:31,068 --> 00:39:33,471
So they don't have an accent
and they're laughing at our show.

925
00:39:33,771 --> 00:39:35,773
Definitely. I that's a good test.

926
00:39:35,773 --> 00:39:37,441
Yeah, it's great.

927
00:39:37,441 --> 00:39:37,875
Yeah,

928
00:39:38,776 --> 00:39:40,945
I'm going to save that
for when my kids get a little older, too.

929
00:39:40,945 --> 00:39:41,645
I mean, just like tell them

930
00:39:41,645 --> 00:39:45,149
that jokes or something and they're like,
oh, like, go to your room.

931
00:39:45,349 --> 00:39:47,852
Yeah, I don't really get.

932
00:39:48,219 --> 00:39:49,420
One time I came home.

933
00:39:49,420 --> 00:39:54,358
Hi and my dads,
I guess second wife stared me in the eye

934
00:39:54,558 --> 00:39:57,461
and like, and it's not something
I did a lot as a teenager.

935
00:39:57,461 --> 00:39:59,830
But I, you know, I know a little here
and there.

936
00:39:59,830 --> 00:40:03,033
And I walked in the door
and she was already at the front door

937
00:40:03,033 --> 00:40:05,603
and just, like, stares me down
as I walk in.

938
00:40:06,170 --> 00:40:09,440
And I'm sure she's trying to see
if my eyes were red or not dilated or,

939
00:40:09,473 --> 00:40:11,308
you know, whatever it was. I was like,
can I help?

940
00:40:11,308 --> 00:40:12,610
You know, what you do?

941
00:40:12,610 --> 00:40:14,845
And I was like, coming home.

942
00:40:14,979 --> 00:40:15,713
What you been doing?

943
00:40:15,713 --> 00:40:17,848
I was like hanging out OK.

944
00:40:19,083 --> 00:40:21,485
The fuck
was it was the weirdest thing ever.

945
00:40:21,786 --> 00:40:24,088
She should have told me a joke, though.
Out of love.

946
00:40:24,088 --> 00:40:27,625
What what event of that were really clutch
well.

947
00:40:27,825 --> 00:40:31,862
Your mom had no idea with Would Ranch
you would ranch gift.

948
00:40:31,862 --> 00:40:33,731
Card. Oh, yeah.

949
00:40:33,731 --> 00:40:34,632
I know. This is a beer show.

950
00:40:34,632 --> 00:40:36,500
Let's tell some weed stories.

951
00:40:36,500 --> 00:40:38,536
My my best friend
and I, this is I don't know,

952
00:40:38,736 --> 00:40:41,272
before you and I were together,
like, ten years ago,

953
00:40:41,272 --> 00:40:45,209
there's a barbecue restaurant out here
called Wood Ranch, and I had like a $50

954
00:40:45,209 --> 00:40:49,580
gift card and I hit her up, was like,
hey, I got, I got a bunch of money.

955
00:40:49,580 --> 00:40:52,950
I would ranch you,
I get high order, insane

956
00:40:52,950 --> 00:40:56,053
amount of barbecue,
and she's like, fucking do it.

957
00:40:56,587 --> 00:40:58,155
So we ordered it,

958
00:40:58,155 --> 00:41:01,625
and then we smoked in the parking
lot of little ranch and then, like,

959
00:41:01,625 --> 00:41:03,561
went and picked up the food
and went home that way.

960
00:41:03,561 --> 00:41:05,996
Like, by the time we got home,
it was, you know, it was kicking in

961
00:41:05,996 --> 00:41:07,565
and we were buzzed and pretty good.

962
00:41:07,565 --> 00:41:11,302
And we and at the time, I was still living
at my mom's house and like, we get in

963
00:41:11,769 --> 00:41:15,573
and the two of us had enough food
to, like, feed a family of eight

964
00:41:16,106 --> 00:41:18,843
and we set up in the kitchen,
we started pulling out our food.

965
00:41:18,843 --> 00:41:22,112
And my mom was just watching us
pull out this never ending,

966
00:41:22,713 --> 00:41:24,448
like, pile of food containers

967
00:41:25,416 --> 00:41:27,785
and we
did not share we didn't offer to share.

968
00:41:27,785 --> 00:41:31,489
We just annihilated,
like, people, people's worth,

969
00:41:31,589 --> 00:41:34,592
and they just, like, watched it either
whatever crappy home

970
00:41:34,592 --> 00:41:37,595
meal that they made, like,
that would be nice to have some from that.

971
00:41:37,595 --> 00:41:40,164
We're just over here scarfing down.

972
00:41:40,164 --> 00:41:41,065
Oh, God.

973
00:41:41,065 --> 00:41:43,100
Was excited. Yeah. Dig in and probably.

974
00:41:43,100 --> 00:41:44,802
Mm. Oh, yeah.

975
00:41:44,802 --> 00:41:47,371
Probably as stupid as sure.

976
00:41:47,371 --> 00:41:49,440
Yeah. Such jerks.

977
00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:51,575
And we thought we were so sorry.
They're on our side.

978
00:41:51,575 --> 00:41:54,144
There's no if they don't,
if they didn't know we were high

979
00:41:54,144 --> 00:41:55,646
then they're the idiots, not us.

980
00:41:55,646 --> 00:41:57,715
But otherwise we're dumb.

981
00:41:57,715 --> 00:41:58,883
That's good. Times.

982
00:41:58,883 --> 00:42:01,352
You're so fucking stoned.

983
00:42:01,352 --> 00:42:04,121
We'll end it with this one country's

984
00:42:04,121 --> 00:42:07,892
that drink the most beer per capita.

985
00:42:07,892 --> 00:42:12,463
Do you guys have any guesses as to which
country drinks the most beer per capita?

986
00:42:12,963 --> 00:42:14,965
I'll give you a hint. It's not us.

987
00:42:14,965 --> 00:42:15,199
Yeah.

988
00:42:15,199 --> 00:42:17,368
Ireland, Germany.

989
00:42:17,368 --> 00:42:19,737
Yeah, England, Bavarian countries.

990
00:42:19,737 --> 00:42:21,605
This is something, you know, like.

991
00:42:21,605 --> 00:42:23,140
They are Europeans or.

992
00:42:23,140 --> 00:42:26,310
Austria.
I don't know, like Austria second.

993
00:42:26,377 --> 00:42:27,645
OK, you know, I guess.

994
00:42:28,712 --> 00:42:32,249
We'll start at number ten to throw up.

995
00:42:32,516 --> 00:42:34,218
Spoiler alert, we're not on it.

996
00:42:34,218 --> 00:42:37,221
Well, we're 11, 12, 13, 14, 15.

997
00:42:37,321 --> 00:42:39,423
We're number 17.

998
00:42:39,423 --> 00:42:41,358
Hmm. Anyways, number ten.
All right, sorry.

999
00:42:41,358 --> 00:42:42,393
Number ten.

1000
00:42:42,393 --> 00:42:42,826
The country.

1001
00:42:42,826 --> 00:42:45,262
We thought we'd be a lot higher. Ireland.

1002
00:42:45,262 --> 00:42:47,731
Wow. OK, number nine. Slovakia.

1003
00:42:47,965 --> 00:42:50,634
Number eight, Lithuania, number seven.

1004
00:42:50,868 --> 00:42:52,069
Oh, fuck.

1005
00:42:52,069 --> 00:42:53,404
Number. Hmm.

1006
00:42:53,404 --> 00:42:55,439
NAMI in the MIB, eh?

1007
00:42:55,439 --> 00:42:57,241
Apologies, Namibians.

1008
00:42:57,241 --> 00:42:59,643
Uh, yeah. Estonia.

1009
00:42:59,643 --> 00:43:00,377
All right, OK.

1010
00:43:00,377 --> 00:43:02,613
Getting European here. Germany.

1011
00:43:02,746 --> 00:43:04,381
All right. Not surprised.

1012
00:43:04,381 --> 00:43:06,584
Yeah. Number four, Romania.

1013
00:43:06,717 --> 00:43:08,752
Top three, Poland.

1014
00:43:08,752 --> 00:43:10,554
Austria. Yeah.

1015
00:43:10,554 --> 00:43:12,690
And by a landslide.

1016
00:43:12,923 --> 00:43:14,291
Czech Republic.

1017
00:43:14,291 --> 00:43:15,659
Oh, OK.

1018
00:43:15,659 --> 00:43:18,696
It kind of makes sense,
you know, pills, all that kind of stuff.

1019
00:43:19,063 --> 00:43:21,832
Yeah, exactly. So good.

1020
00:43:22,099 --> 00:43:23,767
Want to go hang out those checks?

1021
00:43:23,767 --> 00:43:27,571
So the CBR tour is pretty much
just going to go, like,

1022
00:43:27,571 --> 00:43:29,673
ten, nine, eight, seven, six
like that. Yeah.

1023
00:43:29,807 --> 00:43:31,909
Cruise through all those countries.

1024
00:43:31,942 --> 00:43:33,677
And just got an itinerary.

1025
00:43:33,677 --> 00:43:34,111
Finland.

1026
00:43:34,111 --> 00:43:35,212
Yeah, well, and that Finland,

1027
00:43:35,212 --> 00:43:37,214
even though they're not on the list,
we still love you.

1028
00:43:37,214 --> 00:43:39,383
Well,
there are number one listening, right?

1029
00:43:39,783 --> 00:43:42,853
Listeners about I don't know boards.

1030
00:43:43,020 --> 00:43:45,956
So anyways, yes,
I can't wait to gas up the jet

1031
00:43:45,956 --> 00:43:49,259
and do the most, uh,
or the least economical trip ever.

1032
00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:50,060
Yeah.

1033
00:43:50,327 --> 00:43:51,962
Ireland, Slovak yeah.

1034
00:43:51,962 --> 00:43:53,564
We must go in this order.

1035
00:43:53,564 --> 00:43:54,999
We have to go in that order.

1036
00:43:54,999 --> 00:43:55,466
Yeah.

1037
00:43:55,466 --> 00:43:57,001
So and then we'll also hit up

1038
00:43:57,001 --> 00:44:00,604
India, the UK and Finland
because they're our top listeners.

1039
00:44:00,838 --> 00:44:02,373
So yeah.

1040
00:44:02,373 --> 00:44:05,643
I should make it clear to everybody
listening, like the US is our top

1041
00:44:05,643 --> 00:44:07,945
listening country by a lot,

1042
00:44:08,846 --> 00:44:13,283
but they don't ever top the,
the podcast charts because you know.

1043
00:44:13,417 --> 00:44:14,118
Yeah.

1044
00:44:14,118 --> 00:44:16,453
Within the amount of people,
all that good stuff.

1045
00:44:16,453 --> 00:44:18,756
Anyways, I'll stop talking.
It's only getting worse from here.

1046
00:44:19,056 --> 00:44:20,391
Now it's clear.

1047
00:44:20,391 --> 00:44:22,559
Totally it totally, totally makes sense.

1048
00:44:22,826 --> 00:44:24,928
Don't ask me further questions.
I'm going to hit some water.

1049
00:44:25,095 --> 00:44:25,929
Some water. Wow.

1050
00:44:27,631 --> 00:44:29,333
I should really hit the water.

1051
00:44:29,333 --> 00:44:29,833
Yeah.

1052
00:44:29,933 --> 00:44:31,802
Was like a Freudian slip kind of thing.

1053
00:44:31,802 --> 00:44:33,237
Yeah, I was reading water.

1054
00:44:33,237 --> 00:44:36,106
As I said, I made some music and that was
that was the problem here.

1055
00:44:37,107 --> 00:44:38,175
Time was in water.

1056
00:44:38,175 --> 00:44:42,012
All right, everybody find us at Craft Beer
Republic and craft beer Report.com.

1057
00:44:42,346 --> 00:44:45,816
You find Erika in all her
salty goodness at NEC,

1058
00:44:45,816 --> 00:44:49,053
Underscore,
Nash, Underscore LLC as well as NEC.

1059
00:44:49,053 --> 00:44:53,791
Now, Show.com and Shannon's not much of a
grammar, except she stares at it all day.

1060
00:44:53,791 --> 00:44:56,160
Just doesn't post anything accurate.

1061
00:44:56,894 --> 00:44:58,028
Oh, but you can follow Marty.

1062
00:44:58,028 --> 00:44:59,596
The brouhaha you. Can see.

1063
00:44:59,596 --> 00:45:00,631
Is behind that one.

1064
00:45:00,631 --> 00:45:02,966
Marty the brew pub
all one word, no underscores.

1065
00:45:02,966 --> 00:45:03,734
Go follow him.

1066
00:45:03,734 --> 00:45:05,736
He's the cutest on all the gram.

1067
00:45:06,003 --> 00:45:07,171
Almost as cute as me.

1068
00:45:07,171 --> 00:45:10,140
So I think that's 08.553 beers.

1069
00:45:10,140 --> 00:45:12,209
Number two call.
I do believe that's everything.

1070
00:45:12,209 --> 00:45:13,711
So inflects his place,

1071
00:45:14,878 --> 00:45:17,081
I say I hope everyone stays well hydrated.

1072
00:45:17,581 --> 00:45:20,184
And on that note, goodnight everybody.