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eastern Standard Time.

And then on I don't know what day of the week, sometimes we go to the parks.

At the parks.

No new friends on the Tick tock.

My name is Scott.

I'm the host.

With me as always, the scumbag reselling hoarder himself.

Yabba the Hut.

Chris.

Shout out to will from Cherry Hill.

The Jewish American princess.

Sarah, hello.

Our emotional support.

Gay Nick.

It's a me.

I'm a gay.

The wise man.

Darren.com.

I never have an early release.

And our producer, Redbeard.

The producer Alex.

Arg me the podcast.

So guys, there's an update on a story that I shared with you all a couple weeks ago.

Sarah, you work in a resort.

You see famous people all the time.

I do.

Have you ever gone up to them to tell them that you follow them or taken a picture with them or anything like that?

I am not allowed to or else I would lose my job.

Okay.

It's also two totally different.

But I wanted to.

Okay, yeah.

We've had a lot of people and I.

I have not been able to.

It's very difficult actually.

Gotcha.

Nick, what about you?

There's.

I've gotten some pictures and autographs with some people.

The one Time that I couldn't was my Justin Timberlake bartending thing that I regret.

Gotcha.

Okay, Darren, you're in the nature of your job.

You're not allowed to talk to them either.

Yeah, I can.

I also can't talk to them.

I've actually got.

I got a slight reprimand one time.

There was a person nearby that I could not talk to.

And, like, I was like, oh, my God, I really want to talk to him.

And I, like, went around a corner and I was like, hey, I need to walk away because so and so's right over there.

I'm going to lose my job.

And they heard that, and then they told their person that is represented by my company that they heard that.

And then the person went to my management and I got in slate trouble for that.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

What a narc.

Sounds like a Judy Hopps.

Yeah.

Now, now, Chris, you.

You take professional photos at a New Jersey mall, and you saw Jordan Sparks and her entire family took a picture and then took that picture and posted on social media, Right?

Funny you should say that.

Yeah, I do work at a local establishment and I.

I did see their family.

I didn't know you got a job.

Yeah, actually, yeah.

At a local park.

And yeah, I.

I stabbed it and put it on Facebook.

And no repercussions.

No repercussions at all.

You're never going to get in trouble for that.

All right, so if you encourage it.

If you recall, a couple months ago when Ryan was in town, I shared that I this Disney college program employee on Instagram and, like, she's pretty much vlogged her college program experience.

And when I was with Ryan at Animal Kingdom, I just happened to know where she worked because she shared it on her videos where she was getting assigned.

And I saw her and ran up to her and took a picture and said, oh, my gosh, I follow you on Instagram.

Can I get a picture with you?

This is a.

Oh, no.

True story that I've shared where I saw the college program.

What?

It's just a shocking hearing it again, right, Chris?

I wish that this is where the story ended, but I have an update.

I have an update.

So, as you know, I work in.

In a restaurant in a resort that's near Disney.

Guys.

I saw this college program employee at my restaurant.

Her and her boyfriend were dying.

Her and her boyfriend were dining.

And as they're getting up to leave, I'm.

I'm walking towards the kitchen.

Chris.

And I'm like, don't say anything.

Don't Say anything.

Don't say anything.

Don't say anything.

And I was halfway in the kitchen, and then I stopped and I turned back around and I went up.

Sarah's shaking her head.

She knows.

She knows what I'm capable of.

And I go, I've just done that so many times where I'm like, don't say anything.

Don't say anything.

Don't say anything.

No, I'm going to say something.

Yeah.

Word vomit.

Yeah.

So I go up to the two of them and I say to her, I follow you on Instagram.

And her boyfriend thought it was the coolest thing ever.

She.

Her face turns bright red.

Like, she's got red hair, and her face matches her hair.

And she's probably like, could this guy leave me alone?

Because she's from England.

And the terrible English redheads in English.

England.

Maybe Ireland.

I don't know.

Happy St.

Patrick's Day.

Oh, happy St.

Patrick's Day.

Thank you.

Yeah.

So I wish that that's all that happened.

I wish that that's how we left it.

Oh, no.

Like.

Like I would with a celebrity.

I say to her, and this is not a celebrity.

This is a Disney college program person.

She's an Instagram person.

She's an Instagram person.

Right.

And so I go up to her and I say after.

I say, I follow you on Instagram.

I was like, I don't know if you're going to remember this, but one day a couple of months ago, I ran up to you at Animal Kingdom and took a picture with you.

She's like, I know.

I have the police report.

She's like, now I have the name.

I know you where you work.

Now that's Chris.

That was the worst part.

The first time when I was drunk, at least I could say I was fueled by Bud Light.

Yeah, I was at work.

So you just admitted that you drink on the job, I hope, anyway.

Apparently so.

Scott.

I.

I don't know what is wrong with me.

This was a low point in my life when after I went back to the back, I was like, I can't believe I just did that.

I have to call Chris.

And I did.

And he did.

I called Chris and I was like, dude, I have to tell you the story.

I hung up on him.

I don't know you anymore.

I don't even want to be associated with this crime.

But did she recognize you?

Or, like, did.

She was like, oh, yeah, I remember.

Imagine if that was Justin.

Oh, if it was Justin.

Oh, my God.

If Justin came into my restaurant, Scott.

Would Be on a list.

Yeah.

Another list.

I'd be several.

Several things.

More vacations Nick took this year or list that Scott's on.

Pretty close.

That's a fun game to every.

Pretty close.

But if Justin came in my restaurant.

If he did what in your restaurant?

Oh.

Okay.

I.

I have to.

I have to tell you guys something.

So Darren.

Okay, our.

Our longest running joke is when we say something that is a double entendre or a.

When we say, hey, we're going to come somewhere.

Yeah.

It's immediately turned into the other version of it.

Sure.

So I.

A friend of mine got Rachel and I into Epic Universe today.

We got to experience Epic Universe.

And if you want to book a trip to Epic Universe, make sure you reach out to Nick at Sandpiper Vacations.

He's got all the.

All the goods.

And they just released new tickets now.

So you can do single day tickets now, which was a hot mess before.

But yeah, he doesn't just do.

Do Disney vacations everybody.

He doesn't just do Disney cruise.

He doesn't just do trips to Idaho.

He can book a trip to Epic Universe and Universal Orlando.

This.

This friend must be really cool if he let you go to Epic Universe on the first day of friends and family preview.

That's cool.

It was the first day of friends and family preview.

First day and you got to go in first.

The same guy that you told me was a huge dick.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Wait, has a cage stick or.

Yeah, maybe that's what it was.

Maybe it broke up.

He's jealous.

It's okay.

Now this friend is also friends with Darren.

So Darren was with us as well.

Oh, I was.

Oh so good.

So Darren and I all day were this double entendre with the, you know, the, the.

Hey, are you.

Are you.

Are you coming with us?

And, and, and him and I were non stop.

Well, Rachel does not approve of that speaking and was like, is this going to be an all day thing?

And I said probably.

Just deal with it.

Yeah, Scott.

I too learned that when I get a couple drinks in me that I just totally deflect to Chris from Parents Night out podcast.

I was at a.

I was at a party on Saturday night.

Mind you, not one of my friends.

He's my friend now, but it was a friend because of Emily.

Emily's.

It's all Emily's co workers there.

And now I gotta.

I gotta re retract because he is my friend.

We text during like every WWE pay per view and he listens to this podcast.

So he is my friend.

No, no, it's another.

It's actually another friend.

Is it me Lord?

And, but anyways, he's the guy I shouted out because he asked for a shout out.

Oh, sorry, Sarah.

At the Last Supper, Jesus told everybody that someone was going to betray them.

So they all went around.

Is it lord?

Is a me Lord?

So why would you say that in a British accent?

I don't know, Mon Python.

I don't know Eastern.

It was me Lord.

How is that?

How.

Okay, how is you doing a British accent?

Not insensitive.

But then when I do a Middle Eastern accident accent where it's historically accurate, oh, all of a sudden it's insensitive?

Why?

Why?

Why are Indian accents or Middle Eastern accents insensitive?

But we can all do the British accent or the Australian accent.

Screw them.

Because at least for equality, at least.

We can say that we look English or we look Australian.

We don't look Middle Eastern.

Yes, I do.

Just because you look homeless and unkept and just like, maybe white Jesus doesn't mean that.

Sorry.

Not homeless, unhoused, or a traveler and unkept and look like white Jesus doesn't mean that you can use it.

It grinds my gears.

I'll get on to the story that I was telling.

It grinds my gears.

Can do a really good Middle Eastern accent and African accent because I've done a lot of Bubba Job translation videos and I can't even.

I can't even use them.

Yeah, I feel gypped that I can't hear.

Well, the official language now is English, so we can't use anything but dialect.

Listen, that's true.

Listen, if I, if I do the dialect in English, then it's fine.

Okay, go for it.

No, I can't now.

You just belittled me.

So anyway, so I'm at this party with friends.

Yeah, that's.

That's fair.

Heads up.

You'd be binging at me.

Oh, man, I'm very offensive tonight.

I can say it.

Okay, so speaking of which.

Sorry, I can say it.

So speaking of midgets, there I was listening to the radio the other day and they were doing an Advertisement For a St.

Patrick's Day event.

And they're like, and we've got leprechaun wrestling.

And I'm like, oh, my God.

Like, that's offensive.

I was a prodigy until I tore my Achilles.

Anyway, anyway, so at party with Emily's closest co workers and friends and I just.

As soon as I got three car bombs in me is what they're called.

Yeah.

Call it that anymore.

Yeah, I'm a great guest.

Love us.

You're great.

You can't say car bomb in the same segment that you're doing a Middle Eastern accent.

Dare me to say it in a Middle Eastern accent.

So.

Chris, I dare you.

I did.

Not kidding.

Listen, I was done after two and then I'm.

I'm too good of a guest.

I took a third and I off.

In fact, I'm so good of a guest that when I went into their powder room, it said get naked.

You know those get naked signs, like in the bathrooms?

You know the bathrooms, like they sell at home.

Good.

Says get naked.

Cuz it's funny that.

It is.

You're in a.

You're in a bathroom, like for a shower.

Is your friend gay?

It said get naked.

Okay, so wait, listen, I.

I said get.

Said get naked.

There it is, what I'm talking about.

It says get naked.

And then so I, I totally deroved because I'm a good.

I'm a good guest.

And then I, I read the rest and I said, just kidding.

This is a path bath.

I was like, oh my go.

So I had to dress myself.

That was a joke I was telling all night.

Anyway, so.

So anyway, after telling that joke, one of Emily's co workers was like, yeah, When I came out into the deck, girl, he's like, you want the deck?

Oh, man, I gotta stop with these car bombs.

But yeah, I just totally.

I listen, I was so drunk that I did Cliff Notes before I left.

Anyway, Middle Eastern accents, huh?

Am I right?

Jeff Dunham doesn't.

And he's praised.

Well, he uses puppets, though.

Yeah, the puppets use the voice.

You can be racist as long as you.

As long as he is a puppet.

Edit for satire.

That's it.

Scott's.

Scott's going on Amazon tonight.

Order a puppet.

Avenue Q taught us that as long as you use a puppet, it's fine.

Yeah, Scott's like, I've unlocked how to use slurs.

Sarah, have you ever, when you're at work, have you ever gotten into podcast Sarah mode and start dropping, you know, my husband's chorizo jokes or anything like that?

Yeah, no, that's just what you see here is just me normally, so there's no exaggeration ever.

So, yeah, I do.

I just had a conversation with the girls because I almost said a bad word and I said, I.

I'm just going to tell you right now, okay?

I'm a sailor outside of this.

You guys get my customer service filter.

And when you're not around and you're asleep.

Game on.

I.

It's.

It's always there.

So, yeah, they definitely get that.

And.

And I do talk a lot, guys.

I really do.

I promise.

My co workers are always like.

I literally had a co worker of mine when I first met her husband, he went, oh, nice to meet you.

You're the one that doesn't shut up.

Right?

Like, ye, that's me.

Thank you.

You know what?

It.

You know what else I transitioned into there was?

Congrats.

No, thanks.

Welcome.

Early for Pride Month.

So, first of all, no, I did do a Q, G and a.

A.

A gay Q, G and A.

I'm sorry.

It's the beer.

It's the.

It's the.

I did do Q and gay with my.

With Emily's friend who's.

Who's gay.

And I was asking her a bunch of questions.

And then so, like, all the podcast things started coming to me after.

After these car bombs.

So the drinks, I wasn't impersonating.

So I.

So I did the Q and gay.

And then I also.

Somebody brought up a vasectomy.

I was like, actually, funny story about that.

My friends getting one.

I was like, oh, so you just jerk off on the bus now?

Because I had no idea that it wasn't like a whisper and it was more like a same but different, separate but equal.

Wait.

Oh, my God.

Wow.

I'm sorry.

Scott.

Scott.

Scott texted me a bunch of stuff before this.

He's very upset with the Venezuelans being deported.

He's like, I think I was going to invite them to my house.

Alex, we have to cut this entire segment.

Just.

Just cut the whole show.

At this point, you're speaking of Kyung Gay.

I.

I do have something that I want to bring up that involves the community, and I feel like it's time for you guys to move.

I'm gay.

Move.

I'm gay.

Here he comes all fears off Strutting.

In the shimmering.

Bling.

High rainbow in the sky he's the fierce one kicking down every door.

I love that music.

It was making me.

It was making me happy for a minute, but I'm actually.

Scott cut that off faster than a Jewish doctor during circumcision.

I'm kind of upset, but anyway, well.

I'm kind of sad.

There was some stuff that happened in the news this week, so I don't want to get too much into politics because I've been struggling a lot with politics lately, and unfortunately, a lot of people don't realize that there's a lot of lgbtq Rights that are being taken away right now.

And there's stuff in the works of possibility getting even more rights taken away, including gay marriage, which would completely suck if that happened.

Yes.

But the latest thing that came out that really, really struck a nerve with me is the fact that they are now trying to ban poppers.

What?

Yes.

They are getting the FDA to ban.

Put a ban on poppers.

So the gays are in an uproar because how are we gonna have sex with all the poppers?

I guess you guys bend over and I'll show you.

Well, the old school way.

Like, they did it in.

They didn't.

I guess.

I mean, if I wanted a pinky in my butt, I could do it.

My.

Yeah, this.

You ever just try relaxing?

Oh, and that.

Isn't that the same thing?

Just relax.

And then it just.

I'm gonna buy stock and Vaseline at this point.

If the poppers are gonna be.

If poppers are gonna be banned, let's buy some stock and Vaseline.

Nick might get a rest.

Some.

The gazi is Crisco.

But.

You all dressing a turkey over there.

What the.

Was like.

I'm sorry, I can't.

I gotta stop.

It's.

It's.

It's oily and it helps, I guess.

I don't know about that, but yeah.

So apparently this is really a thing that the government is going after the poppers now.

So not very happy.

Guys, this is the worst thing I've ever heard.

Especially coming back from a cruise where we had like 50 gay guys on board.

So obviously lots of poppers involved.

I should have stocked up when I was down there.

Are there maybe other side effects?

I mean, you could have a heart.

Attack, I guess so Maybe that's why they're bad.

Maybe it's not the homophobia.

But I just look up side effects as.

Gay sex is a side effect.

That's.

I think.

I think it makes you gay.

Listening to.

Excessive listening to chaperone is a side effect.

Pink Pony Club.

Very good.

Very good.

Thank you.

And now we can't go to the Pink Pony Club without our poppers.

Poppers also make you laugh and giggle at the gay bars.

So they do fun things besides just sex.

At least it sucks.

No, it's.

It just loosens you up.

Just makes you literally feel fun.

Yeah, in more ways than one.

So I'll keep you guys updated on this.

Please let me know if it gets passed through Congress or Trump or whoever is handling this now.

I don't even know.

I'll tell you what, Nick.

What an interesting.

If nothing else, if this does get taken away, we should do a watch party for the congress session where they debate it.

I think that would be.

And then you can take poppers while you're.

While you're watching it.

Oh, yeah, I'd be.

We'll take hits all night.

The advocates for it would be like, I'm on poppers right now, Senator.

And then, well, in some state.

So in some states, like Ohio, you're not allowed to go to the store to buy poppers.

You have to say, I want to buy nail polish remover.

Or it used to be called video head cleaner to clean your VHS tapes.

Chris, a VHS tape was something that you put in a vcr.

I think that's what it was called back in the day.

I don't know.

You say anything, I'd believe you.

Yeah.

So that's the biggest gay news right now.

And I mean, if they come after my marriage next, I don't.

I don't even know.

But don't mess with my poppers.

Don't mess with your poppers?

Yeah.

Or the butt plugs or the strapons.

Every.

Just nothing.

Let us.

Let us enjoy it, Sarah.

Is there any Gene Hackman update?

Jewish American princess never breaks the sweat Queen of one liners she's quick on the beat super nerd power makes her foes retreat she steps in the ring and it's all eyes on her glasses gleam bright she's about to conquer Book in one hand Throwing punches with flair Knowledge is her weapon so you better beware Sarah in the ring she's the reigning queen Brains and brawn are a.

Sire well, their dogs found homes that's great.

I know.

That's so exciting.

That's the extent of what I see.

I did get a notification earlier that something else happened.

Oh, what?

I don't know.

I was at the gym.

I'm so sorry.

That wasn't helpful.

It came through on my watch.

And I'm like, oh, I should probably know this information, but continued with my workout.

Well, they did make a discovery that his wife actually died a day later than they originally thought.

So 6 and 7.

Yeah, that's big news.

They thought that she died on the 11th, but she made three calls to a private medical clinic on the morning of February 12th and then missed a return call in the afternoon.

Very romantic.

Right before Valentine's Day.

I heard Universal you.

And I guess since you just saw Epic Universe today.

Is it true that Epic Universe acquired the rights to her body because they couldn't afford the animatronic mommy.

So they just used her.

That is true.

Just ju.

Her.

Yeah, that is true.

Because she mummified so fast, they, you know, they got it right away.

Waste not, want not.

Well, thank you, Sarah.

I appreciate.

I don't know that we're going to get much more.

I'm so sorry.

It's okay.

It's okay.

I.

Listen, this is big news.

I didn't know that they.

They found houses for the dogs.

Homes for the dogs.

Yeah, it says.

It says they're doing great.

So that's exciting.

I.

I mean, that's a traumatic experience they went through.

Yeah.

What a nice ending to a segment.

Well, here's a nicer ending segment.

The dead doll.

They just called Scott to ask for advice what to do with that body.

Oh, my God.

Speaking of mummies and all that, the monster ride is one of the coolest rides I've ever been on.

I can't give details about my day.

Obviously they were.

What?

I said, it's kind of mid.

Yeah, they were very strict on, like, you can't take pictures, you can't record, you can't stream on social media.

You couldn't even FaceTime.

They threatened to cut off Scott's penis and he said, well, good thing I only have an inch.

And one ball.

Why did you just wear your fancy glasses?

So I was going to, but my friend said, I will kill you.

Yeah, so he does sound like a dick.

I think he was just a big dick.

Yeah.

Darren, you thought he was a dick too, didn't you?

I thought he had called me.

No, he had.

He had a big dick.

But Darren called me specifically and said, this guy is an soul.

Yeah, I think actually now I'm coming to think I think he's talking about you, Scott.

But what's funny is like, you go to order your food and they don't have like counter service, like traditional counter service.

Just like in.

In the studios and islands, you have to pull out your phone and like do the QR code with the camera and like I had.

I had like 18 universal security people jumping on me.

I was like, I just want to order a taco.

Like, what's going on here?

Because he tried to order eight tacos and it was.

The ma max was three, like one per guest, sir.

But it was fun.

The food was really good.

The areas.

I can't wait till it opens to the public and you all get to see it.

It's incredible.

It does open May 22.

If you are wondering out there.

Packages are on sale now through the end of 2025.

And they're running promotions right now for Universal.

Buy two days, get two days free.

Nice.

Speaking of packages, now you have me thinking about your vacation because all I saw saw was your package in a mud bath.

I saw your package.

Where else?

I saw it in a few places, but the.

The mud bath was definitely the most interesting.

Not to segue into your story, but you said package and I can't stop thinking about it.

It's.

It's all over the Internet right now.

It is.

It's all over my Internet.

I have three screens and four of them are you.

I'll send you the unpublished ones.

Sean already did.

Sharing is caring.

Yeah.

So we, Sean and I just got back from Virgin.

Voy is an adult only cruise line.

I know I've talked about it before because this is my sixth time on Virgin voyages in three years this month.

So we did an adults only cruise.

We sailed out of San Juan this time, Puerto Rico, which is part of the United States.

Hola, Sarah.

I did practice my Spanish when I was there, but that was beautiful.

I heard you sailed into San Juan too.

Or just Juan.

Not San Juan, just Juan.

Just Juan.

Just Juan.

Yeah.

One or does.

I love my own jokes sometimes.

So this itinerary was really unique and amazing.

We went to Tortola, St Lucia, Barbados, Antigua and St Martin.

So it was all southern Caribbean islands.

And it was just, it was truly an amazing time.

We had in our group alone, we had seven other cabins.

But what's really awesome and what I love about Virgin is the inclusivity.

I think I've talked about it before and that they are very LGBTQ friendly, not only with the passengers but with the crew.

They have a drag queen that works on board.

Oh, this is definitely not an American owned company.

It is British.

Yeah.

Okay.

But Bahamas, the ships are based, I.

Don'T know at the tax thing.

But yeah, like all cruise ships are basically based in Nassau.

My business is based out of the Bahamas as well.

That's why I could do the accents.

Isn't that funny that like there's certain businesses that are based out of certain places like multi level marketing or Ponzi schemes are all based out of Utah.

It's the worst kept secret cruises.

Accountants, Jeffrey Epstein, all like just Caribbean.

They have different laws.

Yeah.

So we, we had a gay group on board with us.

We called it Love is Love but was really awesome.

Is one of the guys in our group is very outgoing to the point that he went up to every person on board that he thought was Gay and invited them into a group chat.

So we, we started a WhatsApp group chat.

I think by the end of the cruise we were up to like 60 people in that group.

Missed opportunity that you couldn't get 69.

I love you, Chris.

I'm already in it.

What was the name of the group chat?

So last year we had a group chat.

That one was called Friends of Friends of Ursula.

Oh, like that.

Yes, I remember that.

Yeah.

Throwback to Friends of Dorothy.

Thank you.

I was gonna, I didn't know if I had to retell that story but Friends of Dorothy started that.

So this year what do you guys think we named it?

Oh, it was based on a current events 9 11.

Not.

I'm just guessing.

How is my guess any worse than any of yours?

Current maybe not so current.

Not Friends with Donald's and only gay Sarah.

I I no I couldn't even speechless.

Think Scott, you should have known this one.

Friends of Galenda.

That's a, that's a really, that's really clever.

Yeah.

We literally use chat GPT the first day to figure out we're like okay, we have wicked is like the top thing.

It's gay.

Like we need something fun.

The name of group chats we did Friends of gay Linda.

Love that.

So we had an awesome group chat.

Like it was.

I think people loved it because we're at a time right now where the gay community is being under attack and people are going on their vacation and just want to feel comfortable and be seen.

So we had so much love and support in this group chats to the point that the pictures and everything was really great starting out the week.

By the end of the week there was butts in the group chat.

We had like a friendly photo share of the day and it was like posture post your photo of what you're doing right now and there were some shower pictures.

There was some naked butts on a beach.

It started to get a little interesting to the point that there was a 65 year old man showing his butt and it was actually in really good shape.

Oh cool.

Well okay.

I know we, we kind of thought the same thing at first when we saw his name pop up.

And then we're like, oh good, nice ass when you're 60.

So good job.

No, you say ass the cheeks or the, the See what he's working with the cheeks.

Okay.

So you couldn't tell if he was on paupers or not is what I'm trying to say.

Oh, I didn't see that.

Yeah, they weren't Spread eagle or anything like that.

I don't know if you can you do that on WhatsApp?

Let's find out.

Tell me a test.

Yeah.

What?

You can Send nudes on WhatsApp.

Zuckerberg, I think.

Yeah.

I mean, people did because I think it's all secure.

I mean, people did.

Did.

Scott, how do you know that?

No, I'm asking.

I don't.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I'm asking a question.

Sarah, can you invite Lewis to this chat?

We need.

We need research.

Yeah, yeah.

But we had a fun.

We had a fun time.

We invited.

We hosted another gay night on board last year.

We had one where we invited all the gays on the ship to basically take over bar one night.

So we had a lot of people show up and it was just really nice to just meet other people from around the country.

Some people from Europe as well too.

You took over a bar?

We took over a bar.

The gays are kind of hostile.

I think I understand now why we need to jail them all.

You took it over.

We just drink them all out of vodka.

That's what we do.

Oh, okay.

That's harmless.

Russian.

Russian vodka.

I don't think.

There we go.

That's why those anymore either.

So back to the mud bath portion.

So we went to St.

Lucia.

And then if you've not heard of St.

Lucia before, it is actually a really gorgeous island.

So the last time Sean and I went there, I was completely shit face, hungover.

So the point that I pretty sure I threw up in my mouth a couple times.

So this time I was not hungover.

We did a really amazing excursion.

So St.

Lucia is very mountainous, which with mountains comes a lot of windy, windy roads.

So we were getting a little motion sickness in the car.

But they take you to a volcano.

So this is a.

An active volcano that is steaming with like sulfur.

So it smelled like rotten eggs driving through it.

Really gross.

But they take you to a mineral bath area.

So this area was actually really fun.

We were super excited about it.

Highly recommended.

Definitely want to go back.

But you sit in these like hot springs tubs basically and get covered in like mud with different minerals and stuff that are helped.

Semen.

I don't think it.

By the end of it, I got.

I got a little excited.

Like the sailors came.

Yeah, all the sailors.

Okay.

All the sailors.

The sailors did what?

That's not even an innuendo, Darren.

They did.

They did.

The sailors went to sea.

Men.

They want to see men.

They.

So they covered us with like mud and charcoal and you could have fun with it and like put your hands on other people, other people in your group.

Scott, you can't, you can't just put it on random people.

We put our hands on each other and put fingerprints and made abs and stuff like that.

So you do that.

You hop in the bath again to kind of rinse off a little bit and then they take you to a waterfall.

So there's this like 40 foot tall waterfall just gushing water down you.

And I'm wearing a speedo during this.

Pretty sure the speedo everybody saw all the.

And then everybody was gushing down bits and pieces, so.

So those pictures are on the interweb if you want to see them.

We will be sure to post more because there's a lot.

Awesome.

And if anybody wants to book a.

Book a cruise on Virgin Cruise Line, how should they do that?

If you do want to book a vacation, contact us@sandpipervacations.com we are full experts in everything that we do and book in our trips and we love what we do.

We love to travel, explore and try new places and new destinations that we can show you where to go and where not to go them.

Awesome.

Chris, how's your algorithm?

Oh, man.

Yeah.

So Facebook.

I don't even think I can say it's incriminating, the stuff.

Scott.

Scott started sending me Instagram reels, which is better than the Tik Toks.

So started sending me Instagram, which I do vibe with the Instagram reels.

But when I say he started sending me Instagram Reels, there's 47 that I haven't watched yet from today, from just today.

You were at Epic Universal Day.

You just sent him.

I don't know when he has the time.

Why do you think I don't know?

And I kid you not, like, usually when I go to the bathroom, I'm in the shower.

I've been, I usually watch them.

But I've been gambling a lot in the shower recently, which I can talk about because I've been winning money.

I don't talk about if I'm losing money.

But yes, I have been gambling again in the shower.

And when I say I can't talk about it, I do gamble every shower, shower.

So the last two showers have been very profitable.

The last 40, 43 to 95 have not been.

Sometimes when I'm in the shower with you, I like to pull the slot machine in there.

I can't even go love when I hit that jackpot.

You know, I, I have, I'VE been gambling every day since.

Scott's actually worse than I am.

I'm not gonna lie.

Not surprising.

I'll take a break.

Scott's like, I have six bets today, and then if they hit, I'll play six more.

And then I got bored, and I was like, I don't want to wait till 10 o'clock to find out the results, so I'll do six more.

So if you remember correctly, like, I put in 300 during the Super Bowl 1, 400.

So I was up 100.

I'm now down to.

I've got 186 in the bank for.

But you know what?

Gambling.

It might be 700 tomorrow.

You just don't know.

It could be.

You just could be.

You never know.

And you.

You miss 100 casino.

In the last 72 hours, I locked myself out because I was feared for my.

It's.

You get to the point where you fly too close to the sun, and it's like, you could win $2,000, and then that's not.

That's not enough.

And then just keep going.

And yes, I'm talking about you, Scott.

Yeah, I'm talking about you, Scott.

And by 2000, I mean, like, like $33.

Yeah, you fly too close to the sun and you die like that.

Like that Middle Eastern proverb.

I'll actually say it.

When you fly too close to the sun, you die.

It's a Middle Eastern proverb.

It's actually.

I know a Chinese one too.

You see the Chinese one.

Sure.

Go for it as well.

Yes.

This is the one that gets canceled.

Oh, I don't get.

I'm not going to do it.

I'm not going to do it.

Actually.

Do you know if you.

Chinese proverbs.

They were on the side of my sips juice boxes.

If you guys remember those proverbs.

Proverbs.

Proverbs is the American version.

I do Middle Eastern.

It's proverbs.

Proves.

It'S not.

It's not insensitive.

If it's accurate.

If it's accurate.

It's not.

Hello, my name is Papa Jo.

Like, that is not insensitive.

That's just a good accent that's culturally sensitive if you think about it.

Because I'm honoring the accent.

It's an accent that.

So it's okay to go black voice.

You want me to learn Swahili so I can do the Swahili, please?

Anymore?

Now I will say that is problematic.

And we, as a podcast, do condemn.

We do condemn that.

So, Sarah, you've been to the Parks with me.

You know that I.

When I go into the restroom, I bring my beer with me.

Yeah, you do.

You.

At Epic.

The best part is the dividers and the urdles have a little shelf for your Drake.

Holy.

Are we just gonna talk about Epic?

Every segment.

Circle back to it.

Hey, real quick.

While we're talking about it, Matt Cordona and Chelsea Green were at Epic today.

Don't know who that is.

Who's that?

The wrestlers.

Oh, my God.

Chelsea Green was there.

Chelsea Green.

That was a horrible impression.

That was worse than my.

That was more offensive than my Middle Eastern.

But anyway, lots and lots of sports betting on both Scott and my side.

But more importantly, Nick, you don't bet sports, but you do loosely follow them.

And not so loosely anymore, because poppers are being outlawed.

But you do follow them.

I heard you have a sports update, guys.

Do I have a song?

Do I get a song?

Yeah.

Yet.

Move.

I'm gay.

It's the same song.

I don't.

I don't have a sports song yet.

They do one gay song per trans.

So have I told you guys that I joined a sports league?

What?

You wait till 48 minutes into the show to tell us you join a sports league?

I don't know what time it is anymore.

So I am joining the gay kickball league.

That is amazing, because I know you're good.

You guys know I love my balls.

So I played in the gay kickball league when Piper was like an infant.

Played in it for, like, two seasons.

I think I was really good at it.

Apparently, I was a pitcher.

Normally I'm a catcher, I say, but yeah.

So I rejoined the gay kickball league.

So I'm gonna be starting that back up pretty soon.

We got our team name and our team color.

But before I give you guys what our team name is, I have a fun game to play with you.

Oh, let's do it.

Yes.

Got a list of all the team names in our.

In our division.

So I'm playing for.

I'm playing for a league called Stonewall Sports, which is a.

A nationwide organization that's.

They do lots of different sports leagues for the LGBT community.

They introduced the gay communities, Nick.

Don't sugarcoat it.

We got things like dodgeball, volleyball.

They got ultimate Frisbee.

They got nail painting.

I don't know.

That might be the next four.

I don't know.

Competitive nail painting.

I love that.

So.

So the gay kickball.

Have you guys ever played kickball besides in elementary school?

I've never played gay kickball, but I'm interested.

So the gays love to come up with fun names for their teams.

So I'm going to give you guys.

I'm going to give you guys a.

I have.

Yeah, I.

Sorry.

I have a.

I have a friend who's in a gay kickball league and he tells me all their names and like, Pink Pony Club was one of them, but it.

It's like Dick Pony Club or something.

I don't know.

You have other gay friends?

I do.

Yeah.

I do.

Not as good as you, though.

So here's.

Here's five team names that are.

These are real team names that are on the our league this year.

And then I'm going to give you guys a game of guess if this team name is real or if it's fake.

Oh.

So the five.

Five of the team names are Honey Nut Queries, Whole Foods, but it's spelled H O L E.

Only France.

I don't know about that.

One pitch, please.

Kind of like please the gays and the strays.

So I'm assuming that's why they have like some straight people on their team.

Right?

Right.

So here's where we're going to start the game and you guys can kind of decide how you want to answer or who wants to answer.

But I want you to tell me if this is a real team name or a fake team name in my league.

League.

So the first one is Ball Blasters.

Inc.

Ball Blasters Inc.

Sounds way too try Hardy.

The gays would have way more creativity, I think, than that.

Yeah, I think it's fake.

It kind of sounds straight.

Yeah, I don't think that's a real name.

You guys are all wrong.

It's real.

Oh, wow.

Wow.

Cut that out.

They probably slow suck.

The next one is.

They do suck.

Trust me.

The next one is Nick's.

Like, that's my team.

We are going to be probably awful.

The next one is I'm tired of this grandpa.

I'm tired of this grandpa.

What is grandpa?

Can you define grample?

Like, can you use that in a sentence?

I don't know.

That's a super gay term.

Definitely real.

But if not that pop culture reference that I'm gonna say that is definitely real.

Because it's very like in pop culture right now to say, I'm tired of this grandpa.

And then you get a response of, that's too damn bad.

You did sell that for me.

Okay.

Have you never seen the Disney movie Holes?

Yeah.

Oh, that's definitely a real one if it's from Holes.

Sarah, you knew this quote that's literally.

One of my favorite movies.

I watch it constantly.

It's with shit.

The same title movie, totally different.

So I'm gonna say.

I'm gonna say real.

Well, you guys are right.

It's real.

All right, next one here.

Jock Strap Heroes.

Oh, fake, right?

Fake.

Two out there.

Like two in your face.

Actually.

No, it's a play on it.

It's a play on Foreigner.

Right?

Right.

Is it?

Yes.

Jukebox Hero.

I'm.

Oh, I'm going real.

Me and Darren are going to go face.

I don't.

Sarah's.

I'll go with.

I'll go with Sarah.

Sarah, you had this one, right?

Jock Sharp is real.

Real.

Okay, so Sarah.

So Sarah knows her gay culture.

What are you trying to tell us?

I don't know.

I'm surprising myself.

All right, let you know by the.

End of the game if anything changes to my orientation.

Next, we're gonna be ditching Lewis for Louisa.

I'll take him.

It's fine.

It'll go to a good home.

And we all know it's gonna be Lola.

I didn't want to put her business out there.

All right, the next one, Marie and the baguettes.

Baguettes, Not.

No, that's real.

That's a Beauty and the Beast reference.

Sarah, the pressure's on.

Not real.

I'm going with Sarah.

Not real.

Yeah, I trust Sarah on this.

Oh, no, you guys are wrong.

It was real.

Hurry up.

Plot twist.

Nick is just giving you some more real names.

I need to sponsor this team, though.

Apparently, they like Disney.

All right, next one.

Pump queens.

And they spelled it queens.

K, W, E, E, N, S.

Oh.

Don'T think a gay would spell queens like that.

No, they don't like the.

No.

Nobody.

No minority group likes the letter K, apparently.

I would agree with them.

Apparently, the gays enjoy it because it's real.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

I thought you guys were so much better at grammar.

All right, I'll do.

Can we do all 10 of.

I'm at 5 right now.

Yeah, keep it going.

Let's keep going.

All right, keep going.

Number six.

Kick me, Gaby, one more time.

It's gotta be real.

Good one.

Terrace is real.

I'm going real.

It's real.

Yeah, that's a good one.

All right, number seven.

Bass down, ass up.

Oh, like base.

Like a baseball bait.

Like base down, ass up.

Yeah.

I'm gonna go real creative.

Yeah.

Do you feel like the games would be able to do that, though?

Though I feel like there's some sort.

Oh, that's they probably haven't learned yet.

Yeah, they feel like it's just accentuating their flexibility.

Really?

So Sarah says, real.

Real.

But not questioning it, but real.

Real.

Okay, it's real.

It's real.

It's kind of like face down, ass up a base.

Talking about kickball.

All right, next one.

Kicking and screaming.

No, definitely fake.

Like it's a sports movie.

That is a sports movie about.

Do the gays like Will Ferrell?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Now they do, actually, because he's huge now.

Anywhere.

Pride bracelet all on SNL 50th.

Yeah, he could.

He could be.

What do you think?

Kicking and screaming.

Real, I guess since we, like, will.

See, I'm gonna go fake just because it's not gay enough for me.

Although starred in that movie, and that's a gay name.

Dick butt Kiss.

No, it was.

That could be a team name.

Actually.

It wasn't Dick butt Kiss.

It was.

Yes, it was.

No, it was not.

Dick butt Kiss.

No, it's.

Why do I think it was dick?

I don't know.

It's the.

The.

The.

Because you wanted to believe it was.

It was the Bears.

Yeah.

Mike Ditka.

Mike Ditka.

Which was also a gay name.

Soon I'm gonna say I'm an idiot.

It's fake.

So kicking and screaming is fake?

Yes.

Number.

You had me with the alliance there.

Yeah.

Licking and screaming might be a good name for next year.

All right, next.

Number nine.

Bend it like Bigfoot.

Like, Bend it like Beckham.

I feel like that has to be fake.

Fake.

Yeah.

Where does Bigfoot come in?

Yeah, Bigfoot.

Big penis.

I'm going real.

How do we bend it like Bigfoot?

I think it would be, like, slight sloped.

Like, big.

Like Bigfoot.

I think it's to the left.

I think it's fate.

I'm going real.

Fake.

Fake news.

All right, the last one is Spaceballs.

Oh, no, not again.

I think that's the name of a real movie, so I'm gonna say fake.

Yeah, I'm going fake.

Sarah.

Real.

Sarah is right on this one.

Nice.

Wow.

This is just dramatic enough.

I feel the twisting because there.

There's 36 teams and.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

I had to cut it down, but 36.

What's the season?

Three years long.

They split up in the different divisions.

There's some that are just there to pick dandelions.

There's some that are somewhat competitive, and then some that just want to kick ass.

So where are you?

Are you in between?

I'm in between.

So my.

My team is actually The Jock Strap Heroes.

Was it after Foreigner?

Was it a reference?

I don't know.

I think they just had the name last year.

Everybody just loves jock straps.

Yeah, you're not a reference these days.

Anyway.

Yeah, there's.

There's a bunch of others in my household.

There's a bunch of other fun names like Balls Deep, Alcobolics.

Just another pretty base.

This one's for Ryan.

Kermit's Kickers.

Here's the lesbian team.

Clearly.

Les Kick it.

You got original Stevie Kicks.

Jim Class zero.

Stevie Kicks is great.

Gym Class Heroes is.

Oh, great song.

Kickbacks.

Let's have a cookie.

Kind of like let's have a Kiki if you know that song.

Oh, there you go.

I thought it was quickie and then an all time favorite.

Sit on My Bass.

That's great.

That is a good one.

Yeah.

So we.

We start practice, I think next week soon.

So I'll be there.

I'll keep you guys updated.

She's joining the list.

Let's kick it.

Yep.

Yep.

Awesome.

Yes.

Please keep us updated.

Yeah.

Yeah, I'm excited.

I had a lot of fun when I did it a few years ago and excited to get back into it.

And there's some other gay dads on my team, so Piper will have friends to play with and.

Nice.

She'll be our little cheerleader.

Nice.

Ryan says Subaru sales team is the one to watch out for.

You guys ready to play Jersey man.

Florida man.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yes.

Where the Flipping a fan.

Motor crash in a truck.

These states are filled with people who suck.

So it's time for us to play New Jersey man versus Florida man.

Every week, game master Ryan brings us two news stories.

One is from Jersey, one is from Florida.

It's up to us to determine which one is which.

Take it away, Ryan.

Hey guys, this is Ryan coming to you from the Parents Night out newsroom.

And let's get into the news.

I found this week a 33 year old man from Indiana tragically falls 60ft to his death off the San Diego Sunset cliffs.

Witnesses say he was distracted by his electronic devices, his phone and earpods.

We actually have the audio of what he was listening to before he fell.

I don't know why that's so funny.

Bubba Pizza, an Aussie chain, just dropped a bombshell on the Internet.

Ham and orange pizza.

Yes, orange is on pizza.

Bubble pizza says that hot fruit is the next big thing in pizza.

Coincidentally, hot fruit was Nick's AOL screen name back in the early 2000s.

And yes, as Sarah reported last week, it has been revealed that Gene Hackman's wife did die from hantavirus, which is a rodent borne disease.

It is for this reason that Emily never eats anything that Chris has been offered.

A drunken 28 year old plowed his Tesla into a group of people at a carnival before smashing into a tree.

He injured 11 people, but luckily no one was killed.

We interviewed the man and he had this to say.

I love Tesla.

Geez, we're just adding the hard R to every word now, aren't we?

Anyways, let's get into this week's Florida man or Jersey Man.

And for our first story, a man was apprehended at an airport attempting to smuggle a live turtle concealed in his pants.

And for our second story, a man stole nearly $800,000 worth of jewelry and then swallowed it all.

So we've got smuggling a turtle and swallowing jewelry.

Nick, what are your thoughts?

I feel like there's lots of turtles in Florida, so let's go with Florida.

All right.

Darren, I'm also going to go turtle, turtle, Florida.

Sarah, I'm going to go the opposite jewelry thief Florida.

Okay, Nick or Chris.

Listen, I'm gay, but I'm not that gay.

Listen, I don't know where one of you ends and the other begins.

Neither do we.

Sometimes turtles are actually illegal in New Jersey to own actually.

Yeah, something like that.

So I think that one's New Jersey so they're really hiding it.

Okay, yeah, I'm going to go Turtles, New Jersey and.

And jewelry swallower Florida.

That's the other state.

Yes, let's find out the answer.

So our first story is from New Jersey where a man was arrested at the Newark Liberty International Air after attempting to smuggle a live turtle concealed in his pants.

While during a pat down, the Traveler retrieved a 5 inch red eared slider turtle wrapped in a towel from his groin area.

The turtle was confiscated and the man missed his flight.

Now, 5 inches is a perfectly normal size for a red eared slider in your pants.

That's actually a little bit bigger than average from what I hear.

So that means.

Our second story is from Florida where a thief who stole nearly $800,000 worth of jewelry from a Tiffany's SW followed the valuable items while being taken into custody.

According to the rest warrant, the 32 year old man entered the Tiffany saying he was a representative of the Orlando Magic players.

The man was shown into a private room where he stole $800,000 worth of jewelry.

The man was later caught 300 miles away where he later Swallowed the jewelry while being arrested.

I don't know if I worked at that Tiffany's.

I probably believe this guy too.

Lord knows the Orlando Magic can't earn a ring on their own.

Isn't that right, Scott?

Anyways, that's it for me.

Back to you guys.

Actually did hear this story that now that he said that.

I do, I do remember this story.

Oh, that's great.

That's our Orlando Magic he's talking about.

That is our Orlando Magic.

Y Chris.

Scott, you got any Cliff Notes?

I do.

And there's a.

And there's a.

Shadows.

First of all, I feel so old.

I, I, I, my text is in 32 font and then I have to do 150%.

I'm going to show it on the screen real quick for people I on that are watching on YouTube.

Like it's so big so I can see it because I don't want to mess up Anyway.

Not even a joke.

We started off the podcast with Scott telling us about the college program student who he followed on Instagram.

Now that's weird to me because when he called me on the phone, he said she was in high school.

Oh.

Anyway, Scott said that he was halfway into the kitchen and then he turned around to go say hi.

Do you know how interested in you Scott has to be to leave the kitchen to say hi to you?

Sarah said to her co workers that she's a sailor outside of work now.

Of course this has nothing to do with her swearing and everything to do with her being stranded by seamen.

Thank you Scott for that contribution.

Welcome.

Nick was talking about gay rights possibly being stripped.

Nick, in consolation, I'll let you role play as a Republican and my clothes can be gay rights.

You can strip me.

Nick told us that there was a gay group chat that he joined on the cruise ship.

There was tons of ass photos.

Sounds pretty wholesome.

Nick said he was taken to a 40 foot waterfall that gushed rushed over him.

Nick, I'm flattered, but I'm only five foot six.

Nick talked about the gay kickball team names but never talked about my favorite one.

We had base down, ass up, jock strap heroes.

But my favorite was quote, forget kickball, let's just have a huge orgy instead.

And lastly, Nick, sounds like you had an amazing vacation through virgin voyages.

If you or a loved one are interested in partaking in a similar voyage, head over to disneyverse.com and tell them the parent.

Oh, those are my.

Thank you so much, Chris.

Anybody got anything exciting going on with the kids this week?

I Feel like there's some sort of prejudice against me because I don't have any kids.

It's true.

What the are you doing on this podcast?

I'll just leave it right now.

H.

We have a seven year old birthday party on Saturday to go to.

I'm so sorry.

It's been going for seven years.

Yeah.

What is it?

An Indian wedding birthday?

I can do an Indian accent.

Piper's best friend turned seven, so we have to go celebrate.

So I will be very intoxicated.

That's what edibles are for.

Yeah.

But her school is also hosting a bingo night fundraiser Friday night.

So bingo's really fun after the ages.

I kind of had that bingo point in my life.

Now that I'm really excited about.

I'm excited for you.

My.

My wife went to and by.

Actually the whole family, they just.

It's a whole girls night out.

They do coach.

Coach bag bingo.

I don't know you've ever heard about that.

It's like a totally illegal underground bedding thing basically.

Basically.

But they sugarcoat it with bingo.

Yeah.

Which I'm all for.

And it's run by like motorcycle clubs and stuff.

It's.

It's like.

It's like the more I talk about it, the more illegal it sounds.

You.

You and Emily were meant for each other.

I know.

See, she.

She thinks I'm a degenerate.

She's going to these coach bag bingos buying like 17 different bingo cards.

I don't even ask how much the cards are because I'm gambling $3,000 in the bathroom on.

On Buff Wild Buffalo slot slot machine.

But anyway, that's what I'm doing this weekend with my daughter is Emily's going out on Friday night.

So Emily.

So Ellie and I are going to hit the online casino probably.

Awesome.

Yeah, that's probably what we'll be doing this weekend.

Nice teacher Young.

Hey, Alex.

Go ahead, Sarah.

Oh, thanks, Scott.

I have plans this week.

Not really.

It's spring break.

Oh, nice.

Is Abby on spring break?

She is.

Yes.

Yes.

So Lewis and I are trying to figure out how to go to the gym when.

Leave the girls here or something.

I don't know.

Take them.

You know, we're trying.

I.

I don't think we can do that.

They have a day.

They have a daycare gym sometimes.

There's usually someone in the park.

It's like.

It's like a.

We're gonna go now.

The gym is not a real thing.

It's.

It's thing for the bar.

We say, is that your code Word for his ex Now.

Now we still use Costco Tik Tok.

So I say I'm going to the gym.

There's the gym.

But now we actually go to the gym.

But I haven't had a drop of alcohol probably since the last time I saw you, Scott.

Good for you, Sarah.

Good job.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I'm trying to do well by my body.

Hell, yeah.

So I haven't been hanging out with.

Thank you.

I haven't been hanging out with Scott lately.

That's really.

Why?

Because he enables me.

I'm just kidding.

I do.

On that note, it's like, look what.

He did to his body.

Here, Sarah, here, let me buy you a shot.

Yeah, I'll wait.

I'll have my first shot when you buy it.

Scott.

We have to go to Animal Kingdom before Dinoland is gone.

Since we were talking about that I do Utopia crap earlier.

Sarah, look at Scott's body.

It's like whatever he's doing to his body, I have to do exactly the opposite.

I'm not drinking ever again.

He's an enabler.

He is.

He really is.

Big time.

Big time.

How many times have I convinced you to just, like, let DCF pick up the kids from.

From school and, like, just stay at.

The park with me?

Okay, on that.

On that note, I do to say that I got a text 3 minutes after school got out last week.

That was, where are you?

And I said, in the parent pickup line, like, it's been three minutes.

Get in the car.

I thought it was longer than that.

I said, no, it's not been longer than three minutes.

Look at the time.

I've never been late before.

She goes, but you remember that one time?

And I immediately looked at Lewis and was like, oh, I know what I was doing that one time.

Damn.

So was that the one time that.

I made you guys stay for the later Indiana John show and you were late?

Probably.

Probably something like that, but we were definitely late.

So.

Anyway, Scott, it's spring break.

Thanks for asking.

So what do you.

Do you have plans yet?

No.

There were three shootings on Saturday night in Daytona beach because of spring break.

So in one night in, like, three blocks?

That's a record low for spring break break.

I might move.

I might move there.

I'm just not gonna bring the kids out there.

I was just telling Lewis I'm so glad we moved away from Daytona.

I thought I was gonna miss it, but no.

Like, during the day or at night?

Does it matter?

They were at night.

They were fine.

Just there was a Listen, there was a cheer competition going on and Nick, they were probably around Piper's age.

So.

I'm just saying.

I'm just.

Trying to get the gas.

Things were popping.

Oh, my God.

What?

That's what we're talking about.

Did you say there were shootings and then things were popping?

Yeah, well, you guys were talking about poppers earlier.

I just wanted to put.

Okay, sorry.

I see where you went.

I see where you.

No, but you're the.

You're the one that's like.

Like you keeps us.

You keeps us.

You keep us in line and don't say inappropriate things.

I say all the inappropriate things.

I just don't have an opportunity to say them.

I had like three people at work today.

Go.

Oh my God.

Really?

I said yes, people.

I.

I talk like this.

This is how my brain works.

I'm a 15 year old boy.

It's true.

All right, I'm done.

That's it.

Nothing fun.

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