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Trey Gerrald:another Thanksgiving.
Chelsey Donn:Hard to believe it's been A' full year since the debut
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Chelsey Donn:We don't have any merch.
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Chelsey Donn:But that being said, happy Thanksgiving.
Chelsey Donn:grateful to be here today,
Trey Gerrald:Are you busy cooking?
Chelsey Donn:as always with the fam, so you know, here on the East Coast and, uh,
Chelsey Donn:How bout you?
Trey Gerrald:Yeah, same.
Trey Gerrald:You know, 'I know that Thanksgiving has questionable roots, but 'I think what it has
Trey Gerrald:So let's look at that and not the other
Chelsey Donn:Yes, totally agree.
Chelsey Donn:'I was thinking about this today when 'I was thinking about, you know, all of the things we
Chelsey Donn:'I would be remiss not to express my gratitude on the show.
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Chelsey Donn:Little bit of gratitude.
Trey Gerrald:Let's do it.
Trey Gerrald:let's go All right.
Trey Gerrald:Well then ChelseyBD, why don't you kick us off?
Chelsey Donn:Well, first of all, 'I know that 'I can get A'.
Chelsey Donn:Little bit like mushy, but 'I have to say like, I'm so grateful for this podcast and
Chelsey Donn:Really, this podcast is such A' highlight of my week every single week.
Chelsey Donn:'I know 'I say it all the time, but 'I wouldn't get through the past two.
Chelsey Donn:Well, almost 'I don't know.
Chelsey Donn:How long are we into this tray over A' year?
Chelsey Donn:'I attribute over A' year of my life and like the betterment of my mental health to this podcast
Chelsey Donn:And there's just so much to be grateful for with this podcast.
Chelsey Donn:So 'I just thought, what better thing to express my gratitude for than to be A' little
Chelsey Donn:That, Review for coming into my life and changing it.
Chelsey Donn:And Goldie, and also Goldie Hi.
Chelsey Donn:She concur.
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Chelsey Donn:Yeah, she agrees and she kind of blocks like A', chicken, Turkey,
Trey Gerrald:Yes, 'I.
Trey Gerrald:Love that.
Trey Gerrald:'I.
Trey Gerrald:Highly concur.
Trey Gerrald:'I wrote down, um, online banking, but 'I take this opportunity to also join you and the
Trey Gerrald:And speaking of like artistic fulfillment, 'I, do you know we have discussed on the
Trey Gerrald:Lot of need to stake an identity about being an actor because 'I do get A'
Trey Gerrald:And 'I am able to entertain A' different job that has nothing to do.
Trey Gerrald:Entertaining only paying bills and it doesn't have much of A' negative impact in my life because
Trey Gerrald:'I wasn't sure 'I just know 'I wanted to do something like this, but it's something 'I
Trey Gerrald:So 'I was hearing that as you were sharing that 'I would also love to say that 'I am very grateful
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Trey Gerrald:you had to wait in line.
Trey Gerrald:It was so annoying.
Trey Gerrald:And now it's like 'I, literally pay all of my bills through the app.
Trey Gerrald:It really is amazing.
Trey Gerrald:So I'm very grateful for online banking.
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Chelsey Donn:And you.
Chelsey Donn:And you.
Chelsey Donn:And you.
Trey Gerrald:Well, that was good.
Chelsey Donn:was good.
Chelsey Donn:'I feel like every single time 'I mean you express gratitude towards me last
Chelsey Donn:But 'I feel like I've like 'I always, like I'm gonna induct Trey as My Royal Highness.
Chelsey Donn:And you're like, I'm gonna induct sponges.
Chelsey Donn:You know,
Trey Gerrald:'I 'I mean I've literally had dejavu twice already.
Trey Gerrald:Cuz 'I think you inducted me last Thanksgiving.
Chelsey Donn:I'm no 'I.
Chelsey Donn:Think 'I inducted you, but this isn't an induction.
Chelsey Donn:This is just A' moment of g.
Trey Gerrald:Oh my God.
Trey Gerrald:You're right.
Trey Gerrald:Oh right, right, right, right, right.
Trey Gerrald:But even today, for me, thinking about the Royal Highness to come later, 'I
Trey Gerrald:'I just like everything's blurring together.
Trey Gerrald:Good thing 'I have that Excel spreadsheet that 'I never update.
Trey Gerrald:Um, anyway.
Trey Gerrald:No
Chelsey Donn:Time truly, truly flies when you're podcasting sometimes.
Trey Gerrald:wait.
Trey Gerrald:'I have to share in real time.
Trey Gerrald:David and 'I went to A' Atlantic City last weekend, which we teased and oh
Trey Gerrald:'I was 'I.
Trey Gerrald:Famously put on Instagram my voucher, where 'I won $1,200.
Chelsey Donn:Amazing.
Chelsey Donn:Which, which machine were you playing?
Chelsey Donn:Well,
Trey Gerrald:Actually 'I 'I only did slot machines.
Trey Gerrald:David didn't do A' single slot machine.
Trey Gerrald:He only did poker tables, but we did both leave the weekend up,
Chelsey Donn:Oh, that's amazing.
Trey Gerrald:'I know it is pretty remarkable.
Trey Gerrald:'I did not leave with $1,200, um, but 'I 'I did leave up $300.
Trey Gerrald:So 'I spent A' lot of money, but 'I made 'I.
Trey Gerrald:You know, 'I made it all back plus 300.
Trey Gerrald:So I'm pretty proud of that.
Chelsey Donn:That's great.
Chelsey Donn:Yeah.
Chelsey Donn:'I mean it's always nice when you can have fun.
Chelsey Donn:'I find, There are very few people that can get that like initial win on the first day
Trey Gerrald:Well, that's the hardest part is, and 'I even read on, cuz the
Trey Gerrald:So 'I was like, do they have all of these?
Trey Gerrald:Get helps everywhere.
Trey Gerrald:There must be laws about addiction.
Trey Gerrald:So 'I was reading and even on the website it says the house will always win and the
Trey Gerrald:'I was like, Wow.
Trey Gerrald:They're even saying it like they're saying, like, You're not gonna
Chelsey Donn:the odds of losing are so much higher than the odds of winning.
Chelsey Donn:So like if you get that one win and then you just walk away, then you're golden.
Chelsey Donn:But nobody's gonna do that.
Chelsey Donn:So at least you're, you know what, it's always fun to play with the house's money,
Trey Gerrald:Oh yeah, for sure.
Trey Gerrald:And I'll tell you that we are, you need like 20,000 points to get to the next
Trey Gerrald:And so we're 2000 points away,
Chelsey Donn:Wow.
Trey Gerrald:A' three day weekend.
Trey Gerrald:And um, you asked, so 'I won the most on this.
Trey Gerrald:Well, there was A' Wheel of Fortune game, which was really fun.
Trey Gerrald:And like the higher you bet, the more like, um, pointers like on the me around, you
Trey Gerrald:Like they would illuminate more and more pointers.
Trey Gerrald:So 'I won A' lot on that.
Trey Gerrald:Then 'I also won A' lot on this.
Trey Gerrald:Um, 'I,
Chelsey Donn:Buffalo.
Trey Gerrald:It was like A',
Chelsey Donn:No
Trey Gerrald:you know, 'I won A' lot on Buffalo in Las Vegas.
Trey Gerrald:But, and these buffalo machines, they, you know, if there were 900 slot machines, they.
Trey Gerrald:12 buffalos and they were always taken ChelseyBD.
Trey Gerrald:People were waiting in line at the buffalos.
Trey Gerrald:No 'I went on like rich little piggies
Chelsey Donn:Oh God, I've lost so much money on those fricking piggies.
Trey Gerrald:like it's like A' blue, A' golden A' red, and they like increase.
Trey Gerrald:Do you know what I'm talking about?
Trey Gerrald:And then it
Chelsey Donn:You put the coins in the piggy like, it like randomly puts coins, and then
Trey Gerrald:Yes.
Trey Gerrald:Okay, so wait, so there's two pig games.
Trey Gerrald:One airs like rich little piggies.
Trey Gerrald:It's three piggy banks.
Trey Gerrald:And then the other one, which 'I also want A' lot on is A' Giant gold pig.
Chelsey Donn:That's the one.
Chelsey Donn:'I always lose money
Trey Gerrald:it gets bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger, and its face
Chelsey Donn:Yes.
Chelsey Donn:Yes.
Trey Gerrald:So 'I won on both of those.
Trey Gerrald:But when 'I won on the other one, the rich little piggy thing, A' crowd gathered behind
Trey Gerrald:It makes me 'I know, but it makes me uncomfortable.
Trey Gerrald:'I.
Trey Gerrald:It was like too many people looking at me.
Chelsey Donn:'I understand that
Trey Gerrald:Yeah.
Trey Gerrald:Okay.
Trey Gerrald:So that's my,
Chelsey Donn:fun.
Chelsey Donn:Well, 'I 'I went to the grand opening at the Bogota cuz my dad
Trey Gerrald:Oh my gosh.
Chelsey Donn:up.
Chelsey Donn:So 'I was like one of the first people to sleep in the beds at the bogo.
Chelsey Donn:'I have lots of stories about that.
Chelsey Donn:I'll tell during Patreon.
Trey Gerrald:Oh, okay.
Trey Gerrald:Yeah.
Trey Gerrald:More.
Chelsey Donn:It is Thanksgiving and so 'I think we should just like dive right into the review.
Chelsey Donn:'I didn't do A' Thanksgiving theme review, but we don't need that
Trey Gerrald:That's all right.
Trey Gerrald:We can acknowledge that it's tomorrow and we're thankful for all of you.
Trey Gerrald:So now why don't we go ahead and do our title.
Trey Gerrald:You wanna
Chelsey Donn:Let's do it.
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Chelsey Donn:All right.
Chelsey Donn:Today 'I have A' Yelp review.
Chelsey Donn:It is A' three star Yelp review of Mento, Sushi and Bar.
Chelsey Donn:This is the Reno location.
Chelsey Donn:This is A' three star review written by Michael T.
Trey Gerrald:Okay,
Chelsey Donn:Here we go.
Chelsey Donn:Mento, review hurts more than you.
Chelsey Donn:in the beginning.
Chelsey Donn:'I lusted after you.
Chelsey Donn:But as we got to know each other over hot tea on several occasions that turned to love.
Chelsey Donn:Yes.
Chelsey Donn:'I used to be head over heels in love with you, and I'm not throwing
Chelsey Donn:This was real love, the kind that would have me defending Your Honor at all cost falling on
Chelsey Donn:After the big move though, something changed.
Trey Gerrald:Mm.
Chelsey Donn:'I don't know what, but something happened and you were never quite the same.
Chelsey Donn:'I kept thinking things would return to normal after you settled in and
Chelsey Donn:But after each visit that hope faded and 'I soon realized our relationship
Chelsey Donn:Your sushi is well formed with rice that's well seasoned and packed, just tight enough to hold
Chelsey Donn:But 'I have A' hard time truly discerning the differences between your roles.
Chelsey Donn:There are A' few gems, though, like the Gangam style and rainbow blossom, but
Chelsey Donn:When it comes to negi and hand rolls though, you still stand proud offering A' solid fish
Chelsey Donn:Service though has been A' bit impersonal.
Chelsey Donn:These past few visits.
Chelsey Donn:The sushi chef doesn't try and get to know you.
Chelsey Donn:They don't offer anything to make your experience better, and the wait
Chelsey Donn:Mando, you've still got A' lot going for you.
Chelsey Donn:The Spicy Sesame Ramen is amazing.
Chelsey Donn:The appetizer selections on the ramen menu are delicious.
Chelsey Donn:The value there, especially getting big sushi roll discount when enjoying Ramen, is impeccable
Chelsey Donn:Make me smile and give.
Chelsey Donn:On sushi alone, though you're just A', okay?
Chelsey Donn:These days, and that's not how 'I wanna remember you.
Chelsey Donn:I'll remain hopeful that you'll return to your former glory someday soon, and I'll check in
VOICEOVER:Mm-hmm.
Trey Gerrald:What?
Chelsey Donn:Yep.
Chelsey Donn:Mm-hmm.
Trey Gerrald:Okay.
Trey Gerrald:Wait.
Trey Gerrald:Do you know Mando?
Chelsey Donn:'I found this review when 'I was looking at restaurants in Reno.
Chelsey Donn:'I was there for A' Friend's wedding, but I've never been to this restaurant.
Trey Gerrald:So this kept you from going?
Chelsey Donn:We didn't honestly have time.
Chelsey Donn:'I don't know what 'I was thinking.
Chelsey Donn:'I was like, Oh, we're gonna have time to explore, and that was like not A' thing.
Chelsey Donn:'I wouldn't have not gone based on this three star review.
Chelsey Donn:'I think that obviously there's an emotional experience happening.
Trey Gerrald:Yeah.
Trey Gerrald:'I.
Trey Gerrald:'I.
Trey Gerrald:I'm actually left with many questions here.
Chelsey Donn:Yes.
Trey Gerrald:Well, first of all, 'I wanna praise you on being able to say, Because
Trey Gerrald:'I being able to say sushi chef without even
Chelsey Donn:'I.
Chelsey Donn:Know that
Trey Gerrald:didn't even have to prep.
Trey Gerrald:'I was like you.
Trey Gerrald:There was no gear up.
Trey Gerrald:You literally did it clean.
Chelsey Donn:Thank you.
Trey Gerrald:Okay, wait, so Michael t references things being A' little
Trey Gerrald:I'm not clear what that means.
Trey Gerrald:Did the location move?
Trey Gerrald:Did Michael move?
Chelsey Donn:Yes.
Chelsey Donn:So the location moved.
Chelsey Donn:Yeah.
Chelsey Donn:And 'I guess something was lost in that big move.
Trey Gerrald:So I'm curious cuz then later Michael references the, the
Chelsey Donn:Yeah.
Trey Gerrald:So I'm curious, Okay, what does that mean?
Trey Gerrald:Is that like you've been there twice or you're saying like the last 10 times you've been there,
Chelsey Donn:Yeah, it's hard to say 'I mean Michael goes A' lot.
Chelsey Donn:So 'I think that like, you know, the last few visits, maybe the last three times
Trey Gerrald:Right.
Trey Gerrald:It's definitely more than two, right?
Trey Gerrald:So like, all right, so 'I am getting A' clear impact, which seems like A' narrative
Trey Gerrald:Different hirings, different setup, like maybe things are being tweaked A' little bit.
Trey Gerrald:So for some reason 'I am believing A' truthfulness here, that Michael T is stuck
Trey Gerrald:Where I'm feeling A' little tripped up is Michael's expectation that the sushi chefs.
Trey Gerrald:Speak to them, make recommendations, Be hosting the party like 'I, don't 'I like anytime.
Trey Gerrald:I'm not A' big sushi person, but sushi chefs are the most busy cooking people
Chelsey Donn:doing their
Trey Gerrald:Yes.
Trey Gerrald:And because it's like people order tons of rolls and you have to make them individually.
Trey Gerrald:It's.
Chelsey Donn:Right.
Trey Gerrald:It just seems like such A', nonstop job that 'I don't know, like why they 'I mean 'I.
Trey Gerrald:Guess there are restaurants where you sit at the sushi bar and they're engaging, but 'I don't know.
Trey Gerrald:That really stood out to me as being A'.
Trey Gerrald:Little bit like, Okay, come on.
Trey Gerrald:What are you thinking there?
Chelsey Donn:'I don't know why.
Chelsey Donn:This review is reminding me of the like manic panic review
Trey Gerrald:Oh yeah,
Chelsey Donn:husband.
Chelsey Donn:But 'I do feel like it's sort of like you fall in love with this thing.
Chelsey Donn:Obviously A' manic panic, The husband fell in love with this woman enough to marry
Chelsey Donn:She dyed her hair like this striking platinum blonde color and you don't even recognize
Chelsey Donn:The people that worked there treated him A' certain kind of way, right?
Chelsey Donn:Because it was like his cheer.
Chelsey Donn:And then they move locations and all of A' sudden there's new people from like
Chelsey Donn:Cheers anymore for Michael.
Chelsey Donn:You know, and 'I think it's really hard for Michael to accept that things are changing
Chelsey Donn:See now the, the sushi chef isn't giving you the, quite the attention.
Chelsey Donn:The waiters are checking.
Chelsey Donn:In the bare minimum, they did A' three star because they didn't at any point, really damage
Trey Gerrald:Well, they, they 'I do feel like there's A', lot of ying and yang going on.
Trey Gerrald:And the point you were just making, we talk about A' lot like is the consistency of A' brand.
Trey Gerrald:So 'I recognize that does feel like 'I don't think that someone who has this much passion
Trey Gerrald:But they 'I have A' question here because they.
Trey Gerrald:They say that they're having A' difficulty distinguishing between the sushi roles,
Chelsey Donn:Yeah.
Chelsey Donn:Or is it just that like you've had, you've had it so much that like your palette
Chelsey Donn:That's how 'I feel.
Chelsey Donn:Honestly.
Chelsey Donn:Like there's A' restaurant here.
Chelsey Donn:'I won't call them out by name cuz 'I don't wanna like you.
Chelsey Donn:'I.
Chelsey Donn:Don't want to disparage them, but there was A' restaurant here 'I used to go to all
Chelsey Donn:Probably ate there at least once.
Chelsey Donn:A' week and after A' while.
Chelsey Donn:Everything started tasting the same to me.
Chelsey Donn:Like there was like an oil or something that they must have used in all the, all like everything.
Chelsey Donn:And then all 'I could taste when 'I was eating the items was this oil.
Chelsey Donn:And 'I couldn't eat there anymore.
Chelsey Donn:Like 'I was like done.
Chelsey Donn:It was.
Chelsey Donn:The taste of that oil became like toxic to me, and 'I just was like repulsed by it.
Chelsey Donn:But prior to that, 'I ate there all the time and didn't have this experience.
Chelsey Donn:So 'I do think it's possible for our minds to kind of like play tricks on us
Chelsey Donn:Mean 'I haven't tried to go back to this restaurant to see if 'I still feel that way.
Trey Gerrald:It's not Chick-fil-A
Chelsey Donn:A' long time now.
Trey Gerrald:Cuz they use peanut oil.
Trey Gerrald:That's why 'I thought
Chelsey Donn:Oh, so that was what Michael T's point on that reminded me of 'I.
Chelsey Donn:'I don't know that everybody else that eats there is gonna feel the same way, because
Chelsey Donn:So 'I can't imagine that it would all taste exactly the same.
Trey Gerrald:Well that, Okay, so in this taste palette conversation, 'I was really struck by
Trey Gerrald:'I thought that rice and sushi was just white rice.
Chelsey Donn:Um,
Trey Gerrald:mean neither of us are fish people.
Trey Gerrald:So obviously neither of us really eat sushi unless I'm assuming it's A' California role.
Trey Gerrald:But 'I didn't know that you would season the rice in A' sushi role.
Trey Gerrald:Are we just like completely the wrong A'?
Trey Gerrald:Is are are you listeners being like, What are they talking about?
Chelsey Donn:'I mean they start with A' sticky rice, but then like spicy tuna
Trey Gerrald:but that's just like A' squirt of A', spicy mayo.
Trey Gerrald:It's not like you're like seasoning
Chelsey Donn:can be like A'.
Chelsey Donn:Nice.
Chelsey Donn:Oh, you're right.
Chelsey Donn:'I 'I.
Chelsey Donn:Don't know if we know about that enough to comment.
Chelsey Donn:So we'll move
Trey Gerrald:'I also.
Trey Gerrald:Okay.
Trey Gerrald:Then they also brought up the Gangam style role.
Trey Gerrald:What do you think that tastes like
Chelsey Donn:Oh, 'I don't know.
Chelsey Donn:'I mean
Trey Gerrald:'I, think of that video and it's so wacky and funny
Chelsey Donn:exactly.
Chelsey Donn:'I, maybe like Spicy A'.
Trey Gerrald:Yeah, 'I feel like it's gonna have like wacky ingredients.
Trey Gerrald:It's gonna be like fun.
Trey Gerrald:'I.
Trey Gerrald:Feel like there's something crispy in there.
Trey Gerrald:'I feel like it would have like tempura or something.
Trey Gerrald:Tempura, Tamora,
Chelsey Donn:Gang style.
Trey Gerrald:uhoh.
Trey Gerrald:We're really, um, revealing our cards here.
Chelsey Donn:'I know.
Chelsey Donn:Well 'I know that you're not typically like the restaurateur, restaurateurs, but
Chelsey Donn:Going about it as like the love letter, Was it too much?
Chelsey Donn:Was it too jokey?
Chelsey Donn:Was it A'?
Chelsey Donn:'I mean?
Chelsey Donn:Michael t 'I, forgot to mention, is an elite reviewer.
Chelsey Donn:As we know A', lot of these elite reviewers have quite A' style to them.
Chelsey Donn:What did, what did you think about.
Trey Gerrald:the whole beginning thing about lusted towards love.
Trey Gerrald:Then head of her heat, like it did feel A' little like, Can you get to the meat please?
Chelsey Donn:right.
Trey Gerrald:'I, appreciate it.
Trey Gerrald:'I.
Trey Gerrald:Think I'm ultimately feeling like Michael by the end of this review, cuz 'I do feel A' little.
Trey Gerrald:Befuddled because obviously there's so much affinity for this restaurant, but
Trey Gerrald:So 'I 'I don't know, like, I'm trying to think of the rating system here.
Trey Gerrald:'I guess three stars is applicable, but 'I don't know if it would keep me from going, if
Trey Gerrald:So 'I.
Trey Gerrald:'I, do think that the structure that Michael took has led me down this
Trey Gerrald:Why?
Trey Gerrald:What do you think of the style?
Chelsey Donn:Well 'I think it's just an extreme version of what we always talk about in A'
Chelsey Donn:And now I'm let down.
Chelsey Donn:My only feeling is 'I don't know if Michael is being let down because they went so
Chelsey Donn:You know that if their, their opinion is tainted.
Chelsey Donn:And also it kind of makes me wonder, A' little bit why if Michael t was having such A', phenomenal.
Chelsey Donn:Experience at Mando.
Chelsey Donn:Why didn't they write A' five star review before?
Chelsey Donn:Like this almost feels like this could be like an addendum to A' five star review if you
Trey Gerrald:especially an elite.
Chelsey Donn:That's what I'm saying, like obviously you're the type of
Chelsey Donn:Why did you wait until this was A' three star to review?
Trey Gerrald:Now, wait, ChelseyBD, this is, you're bringing up A', really great,
Trey Gerrald:To what it is and was because 'I don't eat fish.
Trey Gerrald:But 'I can really relate to the feeling because in the south there's A', A' fast food
Trey Gerrald:'I had to like fall in love with it once.
Trey Gerrald:Chick-fil-A hated me for.
Trey Gerrald:Existing.
Trey Gerrald:So, but 'I yearn and crave Zacksby's.
Trey Gerrald:And so whenever I'm in the south, 'I have to go.
Trey Gerrald:And what I've noticed in the last few years is it never lives up to the memory and the
Trey Gerrald:So if we were to take.
Trey Gerrald:, all of Michael T's previous experiences away, and 'I just went in, would 'I lower my grade
Trey Gerrald:'I didn't order A' whole bunch of things, so 'I couldn't distinguish that.
Trey Gerrald:They didn't taste very different like 'I.
Trey Gerrald:It is interesting when you break it down that way.
Trey Gerrald:Michael comes at this really as A' connoisseur of what this restaurant once was, but 'I, 'I,
Chelsey Donn:Yes, 'I, definitely think so.
Chelsey Donn:But what's interesting to me is Michael is like, it's so on the nose cuz they're
Chelsey Donn:They're like clearly A' scorn lover.
Chelsey Donn:And they're not hiding behind that.
Chelsey Donn:And that's sort of interesting too, because sometimes we read these
Chelsey Donn:But this is interesting to me because Michael's like owning up, like 'I fell
Trey Gerrald:is like C No, A' berg.
Chelsey Donn:Yeah.
Trey Gerrald:Is that about scored lovers though?
Trey Gerrald:That's A' love letter.
Chelsey Donn:Yeah.
Chelsey Donn:'I don't
Trey Gerrald:What's A' famous scored lover story.
Chelsey Donn:uh, Bridget
Trey Gerrald:Death becomes Her
Chelsey Donn:'I don't.
Chelsey Donn:Um,
Trey Gerrald:Okay, well, okay, so let's get into the roster here.
Trey Gerrald:Truthful 'I.
Trey Gerrald:Find Michael to be truthful.
Trey Gerrald:Obviously 'I think their scale is A', little imbued with their previous
Trey Gerrald:Right.
Chelsey Donn:'I don't know I'm A'.
Chelsey Donn:Little bit less like convinced on the truthful scale with Michael 'I can get into
Chelsey Donn:'I.
Chelsey Donn:'I think that Mi Michael.
Chelsey Donn:The truthfulness comes out in the fact that they definitely have A'
Chelsey Donn:And that 'I believe that 'I believe.
Trey Gerrald:Spelling, grammar.
Chelsey Donn:not amazing, not A' plus 'I.
Chelsey Donn:I'd say like an A' minus.
Chelsey Donn:There are A' few times where we like use singular instead of plural.
Chelsey Donn:Just like little, little flubs along the way.
Chelsey Donn:So not A' hundred percent, but 'I 'I give it A'.
Trey Gerrald:Oh wait, sorry.
Trey Gerrald:Is it written like, Dear Yelp?
Trey Gerrald:Like is it formatted like A' Scorned lover letter,
Chelsey Donn:It is written in like many different, It looks like it's, it looks
Chelsey Donn:And like if you just looked at it, yes it does, but it doesn't say like, Dear Mento, it just says,
Chelsey Donn:So it's written, you know.
Chelsey Donn:As if it's to their lover.
Trey Gerrald:All right.
Trey Gerrald:So do you think this is valuable or new information?
Chelsey Donn:'I.
Chelsey Donn:Do think that there's A' lot of information packed in here in
Trey Gerrald:A' sushi roll,
Chelsey Donn:like A' sushi role.
Chelsey Donn:Yeah, exactly.
Chelsey Donn:This is
Trey Gerrald:tight enough to stick together, but when you put it in your mouth, it falls apart.
Trey Gerrald:This is our review right now.
Chelsey Donn:You're right.
Chelsey Donn:Oh, Michael
Trey Gerrald:Oh, Michael
Chelsey Donn:even even more of A' Queen than 'I originally thought.
Chelsey Donn:But yeah, 'I do think that there's A' lot of information in terms
Chelsey Donn:By the way, 'I quickly looked up Gangam style and we were both, right.
Chelsey Donn:It's, it both has Tamora involved as
Trey Gerrald:Whoa.
Chelsey Donn:A' spicy component.
Chelsey Donn:So,
Trey Gerrald:Oh wait, you found this at their website?
Trey Gerrald:Or is this A' common role?
Chelsey Donn:no.
Chelsey Donn:'I went on their website to
Trey Gerrald:Oh my God.
Chelsey Donn:what's in it.
Chelsey Donn:And it's salmon, tuna, yellow tail, avocado temp shrimp crab, habanero
Chelsey Donn:So we both nailed it.
Chelsey Donn:'I know
Trey Gerrald:like nine different fish.
Trey Gerrald:Ew.
Chelsey Donn:'I know.
Chelsey Donn:Well Gangam style 'I guess.
Trey Gerrald:How would you fit that in your mouth?
Trey Gerrald:'I.
Trey Gerrald:Just think about the wrist movement.
Chelsey Donn:'I.
Chelsey Donn:Mean 'I.
Chelsey Donn:Think it's pretty cut, pretty thin.
Chelsey Donn:Gangam style 'I can't do the
Trey Gerrald:Yes, 'I, but 'I agree.
Trey Gerrald:'I.
Trey Gerrald:Think there is A'.
Trey Gerrald:Lot of information in here.
Trey Gerrald:I'm not sure how valuable it is if 'I, just because there's so much what.
Trey Gerrald:Once was versus now.
Trey Gerrald:And 'I don't know that 'I would experience that going in on my first
Trey Gerrald:So 'I.
Trey Gerrald:But it maybe would keep me, cuz 'I, 'I Am hearing there's an issue with
Trey Gerrald:So that might make me on the fence, but
Chelsey Donn:Right.
Trey Gerrald:do you think this is common or Flukey?
Chelsey Donn:'I think it could possibly be common for people that were like fans of
Trey Gerrald:'I.
Trey Gerrald:Mean 'I.
Trey Gerrald:Just, this is occurring to me, but like devil's advocate here supporting Michael A' Little bit.
Trey Gerrald:You know, anytime A' company gets bigger, like McDonald's would not be McDonald's if
Chelsey Donn:We do talk about this A' lot where it's like the re, the restaurant's, A', lot of
Trey Gerrald:So that is kind of A' fail.
Trey Gerrald:'I mean.
Trey Gerrald:All right, so then humor.
Trey Gerrald:Were we entertained here by this scorned love
Chelsey Donn:mean 'I.
Chelsey Donn:Think again.
Chelsey Donn:We're definitely making A' grab for humor at very least.
Chelsey Donn:So, 'I, 'I, 'I, appreciate it.
Chelsey Donn:'I.
Chelsey Donn:Don't know how distracting or helpful it is, but 'I do feel that we're making an effort.
Trey Gerrald:Yeah, and 'I think it lands enough to where I'm getting the
Chelsey Donn:And it's not like, you know, being people that spend all day looking through reviews.
Chelsey Donn:It's not that often that you find someone that's really taking A' creative risk.
Chelsey Donn:And so 'I do think that there's value in that.
Trey Gerrald:Yeah.
Chelsey Donn:Yeah.
Trey Gerrald:Well, 'I
Chelsey Donn:Yeah.
Chelsey Donn:'I think I'm ready to crown Michael t
Trey Gerrald:style.
Chelsey Donn:Okay.
Chelsey Donn:Let's do it.
Trey Gerrald:All right, so ChelseyBD and 'I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards.
Trey Gerrald:In an effort to be fair and not influenced by one another, we will
VOICEOVER:The Queens are Tabulating.
VOICEOVER:So to.
Chelsey Donn:Oh, interesting.
Chelsey Donn:Okay, so I'm sushi rolling in with three and A' half while Trey is sushi.
Chelsey Donn:Rolling in with two and A' half crowns.
Chelsey Donn:All right.
Chelsey Donn:Trey, you go first.
Chelsey Donn:Why two And A' half crowns.
Chelsey Donn:For Michael T I'm sort of surprised.
Trey Gerrald:'I once again.
Trey Gerrald:Here we are.
Trey Gerrald:'I.
Trey Gerrald:Want to read more from Michael t cuz I'm intrigued by them as A' reviewer, but what
Trey Gerrald:After reading this three star review, 'I really feel unsure.
Trey Gerrald:'I 'I.
Trey Gerrald:Don't know if past Michael is being truthful.
Trey Gerrald:'I don't know if future present Michael is being A'.
Trey Gerrald:Karen 'I.
Trey Gerrald:Don't 'I.
Trey Gerrald:Don't 'I.
Trey Gerrald:Don't know.
Trey Gerrald:And if I'm going to Yelp to find out about this restaurant, then I'm not.
Trey Gerrald:I'm going in blind, other than what you have told me, and you've just confused me
Trey Gerrald:And here we go.
Trey Gerrald:Not using the word lightly, all of this.
Trey Gerrald:Migos at the top.
Trey Gerrald:So 'I just said two and A' half because.
Trey Gerrald:'I get that there might be A' consistency issue for me going as my very first time as A' customer
Trey Gerrald:So 'I said two and A', half 'I.
Trey Gerrald:'I wouldn't kick it off my list when the next time 'I, I'm in Reno.
Trey Gerrald:I'm not gonna go 'I, don't eat sushi.
Trey Gerrald:But you know, 'I would maybe, based on what Michael shared, so two
Trey Gerrald:'I don't know what the impact is in that lasting for me.
Trey Gerrald:ChelseyBD, why did you say three and A'?
Trey Gerrald:Half A' whole crown.
Chelsey Donn:'I know 'I went, 'I went higher than you this time.
Chelsey Donn:'I mean the passion, the conviction, the commitment that that had value for me.
Chelsey Donn:Also, it was A' three star, not A' one star.
Chelsey Donn:So we're only given A' little ding to our scorn lover.
Chelsey Donn:'I mean we could really have gone in hard and done something like A'
Chelsey Donn:Thrown off the average.
Chelsey Donn:So we're not really throwing off the rating that much with our three star review.
Chelsey Donn:'I think we this very easily could have been A' four star review, but 'I do agree with you in
Chelsey Donn:The other, it's, if anything, maybe A' little bit frustrating because 'I feel like 'I miss
Chelsey Donn:Like, 'I miss the boat, and that sort of sucks.
Chelsey Donn:So, 'I went with three and A', half 'I do appreciate the stylistic
Chelsey Donn:So that's it.
Chelsey Donn:But 'I couldn't go, couldn't go more than that.
Trey Gerrald:'I, hear you.
Trey Gerrald:Yeah.
Trey Gerrald:Good job, Michael T I'm very intrigued to read more.
Chelsey Donn:we could definitely bring in another Michael t review.
Chelsey Donn:All, you know, all these elite reviewers swarming with reviews.
Trey Gerrald:right.
Trey Gerrald:Fun ChelseyBD.
Trey Gerrald:That was fun.
Chelsey Donn:Thank you.
Trey Gerrald:you didn't get to go
Chelsey Donn:'I know.
Chelsey Donn:Well, not that 'I would eat the sushi anyway.
Chelsey Donn:'I was just trying to be like amicable to the other people that were gonna be traveling with me.
Chelsey Donn:But all good.
Chelsey Donn:All right, so did we do it?
Chelsey Donn:Did we reach the most regal portion of the show?
Trey Gerrald:that's right.
Chelsey Donn:On this Thanksgiving Eve Trey, who are you inducting for?
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Trey Gerrald:All right, so in honor of Thanksgiving, 'I have
Trey Gerrald:So 'I was actually very inspired ChelseyBD by your Halloween induction.
Trey Gerrald:'I.
Trey Gerrald:'I first was gonna induct Libby's canned pumpkin and 'I thought No.
Trey Gerrald:'I wanna induct an organization that is making real change and difference in the world that
Trey Gerrald:Hopefully inspire our listeners to join us as well.
Trey Gerrald:So Meals on Wheels, if you have Not Heard, is A' program that delivers meals
Trey Gerrald:There it's, there's like A' cultural colloquialism that has attached
Trey Gerrald:It's A' name that's often given to these home delivered meal programs.
Trey Gerrald:They're not all actually the company Meals on Wheels, but what's amazing specifically about
Trey Gerrald:So actually on Thanksgiving Day, you can.
Trey Gerrald:Pack up your car, pack up your bike, and go door to door and help deliver.
Trey Gerrald:And their main demographic is elderly people and Meals on Wheels has become so ginormous.
Trey Gerrald:The organization that there is A' Sector in the United Kingdom in Australia, Canada, Ireland.
Trey Gerrald:And obviously here in the United States.
Trey Gerrald:So if you want to contribute and help some of these seniors, some of these people
Trey Gerrald:'I have made A' donation and the name of our show, you can go to Meals on Wheels America.
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Trey Gerrald:If you're in A' different country, you can Google Meals on Wheels cuz they exist everywhere.
Trey Gerrald:It's A' really worthy cause.
Trey Gerrald:This gives you the opportunity to help provide A' meal for people who are in need and what 'I mean?
Trey Gerrald:Hello?
Trey Gerrald:What is more beautiful?
Trey Gerrald:And like lovely than being able, it's even in the musical Fend on the roof, it's A'
Trey Gerrald:He has to.
Trey Gerrald:Fight to figure out what it is that is meaningful to him in his life.
Trey Gerrald:And they come for the Sabbath.
Trey Gerrald:They don't have A' lot of money though Mule is tired, he has to carry the wagon.
Trey Gerrald:And yet he says it is A' blessing to give, which we should all live that way.
Trey Gerrald:And this is your opportunity in honor of Thanksgiving.
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Trey Gerrald:Everyone celebrate the holiday tomorrow.
Trey Gerrald:So that is my induction today for My Royal, Highness
Chelsey Donn:What A' Great induction Trey and what A' way to bring musical
Trey Gerrald:'I did not plan it.
Trey Gerrald:'I don't know how 'I got there and 'I, as 'I was talking.
Trey Gerrald:'I realized 'I was really going very verbose into Tevye.
Trey Gerrald:But you know what?
Chelsey Donn:Yada.
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Trey Gerrald:that's right.
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Chelsey Donn:Well that was
Trey Gerrald:that random verse
Chelsey Donn:Yes.
Trey Gerrald:All right, well we did A'.
Trey Gerrald:Queen.
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Chelsey Donn:Oh my God.
Chelsey Donn:'I was gonna say, When are we doing the rest of the jelly beans?
Chelsey Donn:Did you eat that?
Chelsey Donn:All those.
Trey Gerrald:'I have been eating the Duncan Jelly Bands.
Trey Gerrald:But these flavors, it's the two we didn't like 'I.
Trey Gerrald:'I literally cannot eat them.
Trey Gerrald:'I ate all of the
Chelsey Donn:The Hazel, Which ones we don't like?
Chelsey Donn:We don't like hazelnut.
Trey Gerrald:the toasted coconut.
Trey Gerrald:Oh God, it was bad.
Trey Gerrald:And the hazelnut, Yeah.
Trey Gerrald:Yeah.
Chelsey Donn:Yeah.
Trey Gerrald:But the caramel latte was so good, but 'I accidentally dropped him
Trey Gerrald:And he's been okay.
Trey Gerrald:But it reminded me of the, um, the review.
Trey Gerrald:Remember, the review was about the dog eating it
Chelsey Donn:Oh, that's right.
Trey Gerrald:show.
Chelsey Donn:Wow.
Chelsey Donn:So 'I guess the dogs are really big fans.
Trey Gerrald:Munch, Munch, Crunch, Crunch.
Chelsey Donn:Yeah.
Chelsey Donn:Good.
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