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Every Californian, and Virginian.

It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.

Someone's gotta settle the score.

Trey and Chelsey will help you choose.

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ChelseyBD Happy 100.

Oh, 'I cannot.

'I really can't believe it.

Trey.

'I can't believe we're at A'.

Hundred episodes.

I'm just noticing you guys.

Okay, so Trey is wearing our Queen of Hearts Card, 'I.

Don't know if you guys remember the photo of Trey and 'I standing next

What he's wearing, his costume

Your version of this costume was like crumbly and made in the

'I was gonna say, 'I was gonna say, my 'I think my version of the Queen

But you look lovely and yeah, 'I can't believe it.

A' A' hundred episodes.

I'll never forget that first photo shoot in the basement of your house when this was still

'I mean it is crazy.

Also, the photo that we're talking about in question is on our homepage,

It's the image you see, it's A' little, um, challenging to sit in this costume.

Um, it like keeps

Yeah, it does.

It's like the shoulders are riding up A' little bit around the neck.

But yes, this is our 100th episode of the podcast.

How Insane and Crazy Today is gonna be A' very special edition of our show.

And 'I was thinking, why don't we kick off this 100th episode with A' really amazing rapid fire

And this is specifically questions that you should ask on A' work anniversary three.

Okay.

So it's basically, these are just 10 random questions that will help us navigate

So some of these weren't really like particular, so 'I just tried

So first of all, first, first question, number one.

Yeah.

What is your favorite work Memory.

Oh my god.

Okay, so, so many funny work memories of this podcast, but 'I think that

Kind of my first is the time when we were recording and at the

Gerrald.

And then 'I just like started hysterically laughing cuz 'I Don't know why 'I said that.

And then 'I think my second was Bow.

Wow.

Just like all of the laughs in general, like just the times when like we mess up or we do something

Laughing for A' long time.

That's my favorite

Yeah.

'I was gonna 'I.

Feel like bow Wow was up there as well.

'I.

Think my favorite memory.

It might actually be when we like announced on social media and like 'I just got such an

But people were really interested 'I think because of the post 'I made about how it's something I've

So personal?

Yes.

that people were really rooting for me.

That was A' really great memory.

For

Yes.

Okay.

Trey, what is your favorite part of this job that we have?

That's A'.

Good question.

'I think my favorite part is we don't have to like sit around and wait for people to give

That's probably my favorite part.

What about you

Yeah, 'I.

Just love the creative control and like being able to create something that is

Think that's like the best thing about the podcast format is that like we do it

But regardless, like here we are and as you know, in the industry that we work in, Trey

But we're always constantly waiting on somebody to give us permission

And this is A' way that we get to engage with one another and an audience on our own terms.

And it's, it's really rewarding.

Yeah.

It's interesting we have the same answer.

Well, 'I.

has changed the most since you started doing the podcast?

'I.

that is A'.

You know, 'I.

Think that 'I.

Think before 'I did the podcast, 'I used to be like really afraid.

Just speaking candidly, 'I guess In A' public forum, like 'I never thought that

But like, we share things about our life and especially in the after show, you

Fear of showing up as authentically myself.

'I think that was one of the reasons why 'I loved being an actor, was the idea of

Think when 'I first thought about doing the podcast, even though I've done standup

And now 'I think it's like the thing 'I love the most about it.

And sometimes 'I say stupid things and sometimes 'I listen back to an episode.

And I'm like, 'I use the wrong word, or whatever it is.

But you know what, it makes us all more human.

And um, 'I, 'I really have A' different perspective on that.

So 'I think that's probably what's changed the most for me.

How about for you?

It's so crazy cuz 'I feel like it's similar.

Like, well two things, A' different answer is 'I Think I'm much more aware

Because I'm editing the show, so I'm very much aware of when I'm like

But very much 'I my first response.

What has changed the most for me is very much my opinion, like being okay with sharing my

That has really had A' positive impact on me outside of the podcast and just sort

Right.

and not feeling like 'I will get in trouble if 'I do that, or

Yeah.

Yeah, that's been really nice.

Okay, so this is an interesting question.

What is your proudest accomplishment so far?

'I would say sticking with it.

Ditto.

Yeah.

'I mean are we just always gonna have the same answer?

'I don't know.

'I feel like 'I.

Never really 'I.

Did 'I think 'I was intentional when we like started about doing it one week at A' time.

But 'I don't think that 'I really foresaw 100 episodes.

Not because of any specifics.

'I.

Think 'I just wasn't sure what my life would be or that it was even Stick Withable.

Yeah, 'I.

Mean 'I.

Think I'm just, I'm proud of the fact that this is one of those projects that 'I really enjoy

You know, cause I'm A' A' writer and I've done, I've written web series, you've been A' web

And 'I always wanna talk about our show.

And 'I find that 'I have great conversations with all different kinds of people,

Lot of the things that we discuss on our show, and it's like the easiest thing to describe.

It's such A' breath of fresh air when you're talking to someone and

And to have something that is like so universal and so easy to describe

And to be able to be A', part of that 'I think feels.

Really good, and I'm really proud about that.

Like 'I 'I don't always like to talk about what I'm doing, but 'I find that 'I can

That's like what 'I always tell everyone.

'I mean.

I'm just like so proud of us.

We're just like the two little engines that could 'I mean 'I.

Think A'.

Lot of people don't understand one, how much work goes into creating A' podcast

So, you know, I'm really proud of that.

Yeah.

And 'I, that's like what 'I love about it too.

Yes.

All right.

What surprised you the most about this job?

Hmm.

'I.

Think like going back to kind of what 'I just said, just how much work it is.

'I.

Think 'I 'I, 'I had A', lot of friends that had podcasts prior to this and 'I 'I was A'

And 'I think 'I was just like, that's cool.

That's like A' cool little thing that you do.

And 'I think 'I was really surprised when 'I realized how much work and how much dedication

And just, there's so many elements that 'I never would've imagined when we started this

Um, because 'I 'I learned so much.

How about you?

Yeah.

Workload for sure.

But 'I actually talked about this A' couple of episodes back.

'I don't remember when, but 'I think the most surprising thing about

'I literally do not remember what we talked about.

'I.

Don't rem like it.

And that is like so interesting to think about on like A' life scale.

Like how much conversation do 'I, just forget all of the minutiae about

Yeah.

'I mean.

It's really fascinating

It's fascinating when other people like repeat things back to

And I'm like, wait, 'I said what?

What did 'I say?

Or, but yeah, that is, that's so true.

That's so true.

All right.

What advice, Trey would you give to A' podcaster on their first day?

'I mean, it's funny because it, it just, full disclosure, ChelseyBD

And so we have, it's funny that this is happening, this recording is happening as

But the advice that 'I would give now is like literally advice 'I gave to

'I was like, don't be worried about getting it right.

Like that concern and that is something 'I would say often was like, don't let the possibility die

Yeah.

And 'I think like so much has come, like A' episode 98

And we wouldn't have gotten the quirkiness, the fun, the like ideas, the context

A'.

Hundred percent.

which like is so like we get that like it's so easy to get that.

But to live through that 'I think has been A' challenge and.

Yeah.

So that's really the advice 'I would give and that's 'I.

Remember Chris, we delcon, like, he was also saying like, just do it.

Like, just make it and you'll figure it out as you go.

And 'I think that there really is truth in that.

Like that is the advice 'I would give is like, just play it.

Just play it out and, and don't worry about getting it right.

What advice would you give to A' podcaster on day one?

'I would say 'I.

Think A' an advice that that you and 'I gave each other.

That is something that 'I always try to go back to, which is that we do this for fun

And it's an exercise in committing to something and not really getting like so distracted.

Like 'I will say that I've been so pleasantly surprised by our numbers and how many people

But almost like the downfall that comes with that is that now that you're like,

And how can we have even more so that we can be getting to this next place?

But 'I think it's really important that 'I keep reminding myself like.

It's just the two of us and we're doing so amazing in everything that we're creating.

And 'I don't need to compare myself to anybody else that 'I really need to stay in this lane

And that is really what people 'I think are resonating with.

So the more you can not get more down by all of the minutia of like, yeah, but how many downloads

And really stay in your own lane.

'I think the happier you'll be throughout the process.

And the, and then the side effect of that 'I think is that people read that, you know,

Right?

All of that is almost like secondary to like what actually is going on,

exactly.

Yeah, yeah,

A' whole other episode, 'I.

Well, speaking of

Yes.

your favorite episode,

Okay.

'I still have like A'.

Well, oh God.

Okay.

There's two 'I.

Say for my, my review, my favorite was the ball.

Like that was just so fun.

The inflatable ball still remains the, my favorite.

'I believe of my reviews, but honestly, 'I think my favorite overall, which shouldn't

'I mean those were literally the two.

'I was gonna say, I'm trying how?

What else do 'I?

'I also 'I.

Think my favorite verses was DJ Spino,

DJ Spin Fell, which was like our first verses that was A'.

Good one.

'I mean it.

That might kind of be mine as well.

'I for whatever.

Santino is so special.

It was nice when we did my favorite Murder because it was like kind

And 'I.

Remember OkCupid?

That was like an intense episode too.

And 'I loved, like having our guests, like when we had Natalie and

And we have A', uh, un aired one with David, which we'll maybe share at some point.

Yeah, these are A' few of my favorite things.

Okay.

So what, what's the silliest work mistake you ever made?

'I feel like 'I already answered this, but what, what was yours?

Um, well, what comes to mind as when 'I made up the cookie Monster

Oh my God.

And 'I didn't.

'I didn't, yes.

And you.

'I mean, it's not A' mistake,

Oh, oh yeah.

But you were just like, I'm trying this new thing.

And 'I was like, okay.

That was really funny.

'I.

Why?

What about you?

Mine was definitely when 'I was like, and 'I am Trey Gerrald, like 'I.

Just don't know why 'I said that.

'I just thought 'I was you for A' second.

But 'I like legitimately was reading the script and 'I was like, 'I am Trey Gerrald.

We have it recorded because 'I wanna say we put it on our Instagram

'I

as A' video.

And so it's still, if you go to the reels tab you'll see it there.

But that was definitely A' silly mistake.

Oh wait.

'I just remembered.

Another like favorite episode was the poop in the pool.

Oh my God.

Where we got to be like detectives and, and really like, that was A'.

Good reply From, from owner, whatever.

All right, so these are our final questions.

So what do you see for the future of the show?

Well, 'I mean, should 'I tease what we've been working on or should 'I not, or.

go ahead.

so something that has come up A' lot A'.

Lot of people have been asking me if they could watch us on YouTube, and that was not something

And now that it's literally come up so much like it, it comes up almost, I'd say every

Trey and 'I are going to start releasing full, unedited, uh, episodes of our podcast on YouTube.

So we're gonna be A' little bit behind real time.

So if you're joining Patreon, you're still gonna get full access to the brand new like,

So 'I see that as being the future and, and 'I still really think that Yelp 'I mean 'I.

Think 'I feel like it's Yelp needs to hire the review.

Queens, come on.

Don't you think we would be so cute in our little like bee costumes in the top corner of

Yeah, 'I really liked that badge idea.

It's like this has been vetted or not

Yeah.

Hit us up.

You neither review Queens to vet your reviews, so that would be great.

How about you?

Well, definitely like the presence on YouTube, A',

So that's in the works.

And also 'I, like finding new ways to expand the world of Review, That,

And it's like these are the things that just keep showing up.

So it's exciting to be presented with what is next, you know?

Yeah.

'I would love to do.

A' live show.

A', little A' little tour.

Yeah.

Okay, so finally, Trey, what would you like to accomplish in the coming year?

'I.

'I.

Mean 'I.

Feel like it's kind of similar to the last question, but like, I'm always

Yes.

also, like 'I.

Love that.

We recently had A' A' review from Indeed.

Like, I'm excited to like, keep finding other resources and, um, finding funny content.

Or not always funny, but like interesting content.

More diverse content.

Yeah.

What

'I would love to have more guests on the shelf, but we do have like

So it would be like, it would be great, uh, if we could have A' few more guests in this next year.

That's right.

Yeah.

And 'I would also love to hear from you guys.

It's my favorite, my literal favorite part of the show.

When you guys leave A' voicemail at one A', five zero review, zero, and you share

Anne, why don't you take the opportunity, since we've just

What have been your favorite episodes?

What have been your favorite inductions, all of those et ceteras.

Call us one eight fifty review.

Zero.

We want to

Yeah, let us know like if there was something that you loved,

Yeah, keep letting us know that stuff cuz that's why we brought back

Yes.

All right, so why don't we take A' quick break and then when

We'll be right back.

Hold your crown.

We'll be right back.

Woohoo.

All right, we are back episode 100.

So for today's episode, ChelseyBD and 'I are going to rate and review episode one of Review That.

Review.

Oh my God.

I'm not gonna lie.

A' A'.

Little nervous.

It's gonna get meta up in here.

Consider this like A' DVD bonus feature.

We're gonna list to episode one and have A' running commentary.

It's like the director's commentary edition.

That's right.

And we'll pause if we need to, if we like, feel like we need to really dig deep as

Oh my God.

We'll also Assess the covets of episode one.

See if our ratings have changed over the past 99 episodes before ultimately rating

So we recorded episode one on June 12th, 2021.

We had been doing some dress rehearsals, 'I.

Think we did four or five dress rehearsals, maybe,

think three.

And then like the fourth one was, ended up being episode two or three.

'I Think,

right?

Something like that.

So we sort of, kind of had figured out what the basic structure was, but 'I have not

And 'I went live.

'I Wanna say on my birthday, cuz 'I think it was June 22nd.

Yes.

So we debuted with our first three episodes on June 23rd, 2021.

my birthday.

It's so crazy.

'I mean 'I.

Real 'I Also 'I have not listened to this episode since it first aired.

And 'I and 'I played it in my car.

And 'I remember sort of like biting my nails being like, oh, is it gonna be okay?

And 'I think it was, but um, maybe I'll think differently now that we're A' hundred

Yeah.

Let's go.

So we're gonna actually, you'll see on Patreon or on YouTube in several months.

Uh, we're gonna actually watch our unedited video recording.

So you might hear some things on this episode that weren't actually

All right.

So should we do it 'I?

Feel nervous.

me too.

Oh my goodness.

All right, here we go.

Are we ready?

We're ready.

ChelseyBD.

This is episode one, 'I Know.

No pressure.

You ready?

Yes.

Clappy clap.

1, 2, 3.

Hello.

Hi.

Hello.

My goodness.

The time has come.

ChelseyBD.

Here

didn't even have headphones yet.

Welcome to Review That Review.

The podcast dedicated to reviewing reviews were just like Cisco and Ebert only.

Instead of reviewing cinematic masterpieces, we rate and review those hilarious, scathing,

That's true.

That's Chelsey Donn and that's Trey Gerrald.

And together we're the Review Queen.

Holy cow.

We, um, are so excited to finally be, uh, premiering the podcast.

'I figured that for this first episode, we can just take A' brief little moment up here

And then we'll jump right in.

So you're not just listening to A' boring, uh, infant Al at the beginning

'I think that's A' Great idea.

So who, who are we?

Well, I'm Trey Gerrald and 'I Am A', actor, writer, sometimes funny person.

Uh, and now A', newly appointed Review Queen.

I'm from Columbia, South Carolina, 'I live in New York City and uh,

ChelseyBD, who are you?

'I Am Chelsey Donn.

'I Am also an actor, writer, comedian 'I Live in Los Angeles.

I've also been here almost 11 years, which is crazy.

East Coast girl.

Grew up on the East coast, right outside Philadelphia and just

Okay, wait.

Yeah.

All right.

What's there for you So far,

'I feel like 'I look so young.

'I don't know.

I'm like, did 'I age or have 'I just been hearted by the industry?

'I.

'I.

Don't know.

'I just feel so like 'I seem so innocent.

'I can tell in myself, 'I re like my, my heart would be beating so hard and 'I

I'm kind of like trying to sound A' certain way.

totally.

Same 'I feel like even in the like intro copy we're like very much doing A' commercial

We just say it.

It's just more natural.

But 'I am like,

But I'm not like hating it.

I'm not like totally cringing.

That's

no, not yet.

Not yet.

Not yet.

Not yet.

Not yet.

We met 'I.

Think the year was 2017, is that right?

As my memory serves, yeah, it was the summer 'I believe of 2017.

Yeah, we met because 'I was spending A' little time in Los Angeles and our mutual

She was like, you have to meet my friend Chelsey Donn.

You're gonna be obsessed with her.

And 'I had heard tell about this really funny person that went to school with her.

And anyway, so 'I met you and you know, that can go one of two ways.

True.

But we actually became really good friends.

Like we kept in touch and now here we are.

Gosh, that's now it's 2021.

Yeah.

And, um, 'I, 'I thought about coming up with A' podcast idea and 'I you came to mind.

You were the first person and 'I called you.

And you called me right back and here we are today.

It was an honor.

Yeah.

Uh, so A' little quick notes here.

So we started pitching and brainstorming and coming up with, um, ideas and

Our first conversation was in March, and, uh, we have spent the last couple of months really

And it's, it's been maybe,

except they will.

there'll be bonus content on our patron.

Could be.

But it's been really fun.

It's been such A', interesting, fun, uh, creative outlet, especially, you know, we

And, uh, this has been like A' really fun experience working with you.

And so 'I hope that all of the listeners equally enjoy diving into

'I.

Guess what?

I'm just wondering like why did 'I think strangers would care about any of that?

'I.

Don't know 'I.

Just remember you saying that you wanted people to know who we were and what our relationship was.

And 'I feel like that's fair because A', lot of the feedback that I've gotten about

And it's like hanging out with A' couple friends and 'I think it gives it context.

yes.

'I don't remember what 'I edited out and stuff, so this is also like we're just

Oh, that is true.

'I think.

'I.

'I.

Now that I'm thinking back on this 'I, think 'I.

Remember listening to it and then giving you editing notes and we like cut it down even

yeah, it feels A' little long to me, but that's just me being critical.

is A'.

Little long, but, but this again is the unedited version.

And this is like, really, this was what we were doing.

'I remember being very afraid during the part where 'I needed to like intro myself.

Cuz that wasn't scripted.

That was just like, and now ChelseyBD and Trey are gonna talk about themselves.

A' little bit.

And 'I remember being very nervous.

But 'I 'I think 'I 'I played it

we were both so nervous.

Yeah, it's cute.

All right, here we go.

'I 'I.

Feel like we should get into it, right?

'I?

Yeah, let's do it 'I.

Let's do it.

So, oh wait, 'I, do want to quickly ask, are you someone who partakes in online reviews?

Are you A' person that is in this world already?

'I am an avid reader of online reviews.

'I wouldn't say I'm as much of A' writer, but 'I read all the time.

I'm constantly dissecting reviews.

'I do this for friends when they get like, they're like, oh, I'm afraid to buy this product.

And then 'I really will go through it and say like, is this A' deal breaker?

Still true.

I've been that person for A' long time and 'I.

Think 'I generally have A'.

Good sense of people.

And when we're like, you know, just sort of kvetching because.

Or sorry, complaining because we feel like we wanna hear our own voice and when we're

So 'I can say, I'm passionate about reviews and I've written A' few in my day.

How about you?

Yeah.

'I, 'I, um, 'I.

Think 'I 'I have written one review in my life on delivery.com.

And after A' horrible experience.

And then 'I got so paranoid that 'I actually like completely changed my entire username

So I'm not, I'm not A' person that frequents Yelp or all of those situations, but 'I,

So I'm excited to, um, I'm gonna find that review that you wrote.

Oh, 'I.

Wonder if it's still there.

You know, 'I wanna see if there's, if there's retribution to be had.

A'.

A'.

right, well, I'm glad that we, um, are here.

I'm glad that the listeners are here and 'I feel like we are more

So here we are, episode one of Review, That, Review.

Crazy

Here we are.

'I mean.

How was your week?

Tried, did anything exciting happen this week for you?

You know, 'I had, um, A' very really great week.

It's been 'I Don't even know what to talk about for my week.

That's still true for me.

we just not do weeks?

We cannot do weeks 'I mean.

we've pretty much already talked about,

Yeah, let's 'I, let's just jump into complaining.

Is that cool?

Yeah, right.

I'm about it.

'I, because 'I just want to go ahead and get to the meet so that they

Yeah.

'I can intro 'I think 'I

'I mean it's interesting that like 'I

am,

honest moment.

go.

I'm like responding to that in real time.

So I'm glad to see that 'I was feeling it in the moment,

maybe we

Same.

Yeah.

'I still, like 'I, still think the hardest part of the

Don't know why that's so hard for me.

All right, so we're nine minutes into this recording of the episode and we're

'I.

If 'I was making A' podcast 'I, think 'I would come up with A'.

Really cute phrase for that.

And it would maybe be the first segment called Lodge.

A.

Complaint.

Wow.

I'm so glad you had that queued up.

Mm-hmm.

Do you have A' Complaint to Lodge?

Trey?

Yes.

'I absolutely have A' Complaint to Lodge and 'I.

Thought long and hard about what should be My very first for the episode.

For this first episode, and I'm gonna be controversial.

Oh, no.

Okay.

But with A' Heart of Bravery, and I'm gonna go after this Complaint

Oh, 'I,

the NBC Competition.

Show the voice.

Oh my God.

Yeah, 'I.

Forgot about that.

Okay.

The voice.

Can you, okay.

ChelseyBD, can you name A' single winner from The Voice?

Oh, no.

I've watched some episodes.

Probably not to be honest, but my parents are avid voice watchers, so

Winner of American Idol.

Kelly Clarkson.

Okay.

There you go.

Stuttered.

Okay, this is what has occurred to me.

'I was never in that reality competition watching, cuz 'I went, was in A' boarding school.

We didn't have cable, but uh, my husband is obsessed with American Idol and always has been.

And so I've seen it and 'I have seen the evolution of that program where it

And then it started to turn into about the judges and then you get like the likes

Okay.

So then in that platform we start to create A' show called The Voice, where it's literally

Great idea.

But we're on season 'I, don't know, 2,800 and 'I.

Like 'I, don't know A' single person who wins.

It's the same as like The Bachelor, like as soon as it ends, then they have one of

Right?

So it's like 'I, just 'I.

'I feel like we need to put an end to these entertainment reality competition shows that

But then is that like unfair to expect that this re like competition show

Like don't you have to put, you know, 'I don't know.

The music industry has nothing 'I know anything about it just really bugs me that this reality

They also like 'I think have multiple seasons in A' year.

Like it's not just one 'I think we're maybe like oversaturating the market,

These are like entertainment shows.

'I think that's why it is about the judges.

And so to me it's sort of like obnoxious that it's this whole ruse that it's

You just win the voice.

Okay, so, all right, so they're not trying to find America's Next like Superstar 'I.

I'm sure they get some sort of A' record deal and who knows 'I don't know.

But that's my Complaint.

I'm just, it's it 'I.

It bothers me.

And 'I think there could be some reflection about why it bothers me, but maybe because

And that is my real Complaint 'I think it's A' worthy.

Pretty long-winded.

Complaint.

was A' lot.

And also we were still really digging.

We didn't really know exactly what we would be complaining about long term, but

I'm also noticing like 'I clearly cared way more about the way that 'I looked during episode one

What do you mean

recordings, well, 'I like 'I, my hair is like freshly blown out 'I.

Think 'I maybe have A' little bit of makeup on.

'I just feel like in general, 'I 'I like was more like calculated.

Now 'I feel much more carefree in

'I hear that.

But 'I also think you like, it's like it was like A' new thing.

You were like showing up A'.

Hundred percent, you know?

Right, right,

'I also still 100% stand behind not liking the voice.

'I still 100% would Lodge that

Okay.

Fair.

hear yours.

I'm curious,

Good to hear.

'I.

Me too.

What did 'I say?

ChelseyBD, do you have any Complaint?

You wanna Lodge?

Remember what 'I said?

'I?

Do 'I.

'I wanna make

pause.

Can 'I guess?

'I.

Think 'I.

Think 'I complained about Newton and like Newton's law and everything

But

that Murphy

I'm not A'.

Yep.

Murphy.

That's what 'I meant.

Wait, but maybe it was Newton.

What was Newton's law?

Isn't Newton gravity

Oh yeah.

Everything that's up must go

down?

Right.

Okay, so we think it, it's Murphy Newton

Think it's Murphy 'I.

Think it's Murphy Newton

Let's see.

'I don't remember.

First of all, A', general Complaint against like Murphy's Law and

You were right.

is, that he's such A' pessimist that like anything that can go wrong will go wrong.

And at like the most inopportune time, it's been like getting really hot in A' lately.

And it's great 'I love it.

Except this was the time that my air conditioner decided like, mm, let's just not work anymore.

And 'I wanna blame Murphy.

What do you think Murphy's last name was?

'I thought Murphy was the last name.

Oh yes.

Like Newton, like Newton's law.

Newton.

Wow.

Okay.

So what do you think Murphy's first name was?

There you go.

Probably something like very old and like, like A' Sigmund, but not Sigmund.

Cuz that's taken by Freud.

But 'I think like something that's like, oh wow.

Like 'I haven't heard that name in A' long time would be my guess.

Edwin.

Like Edwin?

Yeah.

Edwin.

With

all

middle name.

You know Murphy 'I.

'I.

Yeah.

But why, why such A' pessimist.

Why can't it be like everything that can go right will go right.

Mm

You know, 'I feel like that's very Buddhist of you.

Thank you 'I mean.

wait.

'I.

Feel like 'I.

'I just had A' memory.

'I.

Remember early on feeling intimidated by your comedy brain because 'I remember thinking

Tracking of like jokes in your complaints that like made me feel like, oh, I'm

that's funny.

'I did not plan anything.

'I did write, all 'I had written down on A' piece of paper was, was Murphy

well 'I think that is who you are.

Innately like 'I think like your brain thinks through things.

Obviously 'I in A' different way than me, but 'I don't know.

'I.

Just remember being very aware of like, oh, she's so quick 'I.

Just remember that.

Thank you.

Thanks

Anyway, lodging, A', Complaint against Murphy and like the bad 'I.

Don't know juju that he puts out and how it affects me personally, like

It's A' good.

Complaint.

I'm gonna be really thinking about 'I.

Edwin Murphy for A' while now, as you should.

Yes.

All right.

'I, feel like I've heard enough about us?

Mm-hmm.

And our complaints.

Maybe we should hear some other people's complaints.

What do you think 'I?

Love it.

Let's do it.

Okay.

As you're A' trustee review, Queens, Trey and 'I will each bring in A' new review from the

We will read the review.

We will break it down, and then we rate the impact of the review on A' scale from one to

It's true, it's A', very regal process that we've created with leading scientists and

ChelseyBD, my dear.

For those of us who don't speak Yiddish, what does that word mean?

Oh my God.

means complaints.

Oh.

Like what we were just doing, 'I.

Correct.

Oh, great.

Okay.

Awesome.

All right, well, which one of us is going first today?

'I don't.

I'm first.

You're first.

Okay.

Well take it away.

Review.

Queen.

Let's hear it.

All right.

Oh my God.

Okay.

Oh my god.

'I, don't remember what you brought in.

Do you remember what you brought in?

A' while ago, and I've been sitting on it.

Hmm.

Yes.

Yes.

'I.

Remember

The very first review on Review, That, Review,

Oh my goodness.

Review, That Review.

It's crazy how much the script says say the same, but sound different cuz we're

'I know

more comfortable.

'I have

was thinking of that too.

the website Good Reads.

There's A' very active community on Good reads,

is Shanice, right?

This is Shanice.

That was A'.

Good episode.

'I like Shanice.

written by Shanice.

And, um, this is A', one star for the book.

50 Shades of Gray.

Okay.

Ha ha, ha ha.

No.

You're serious.

This is A', New York Times number one best seller.

Why?

Why are people

Oh my God.

claiming how good it is?

How much they quote unquote loved it?

Have you never read A' decent piece of literature in your life?

Not to say this is literature, but come on.

Okay.

I'm abusing italics.

'I was excited to read this book because 'I like A', little Romance and erotica.

Mm-hmm.

Every now and then, but 'I didn't expect this.

This wasn't erotic, nor was it romantic.

When Anna first meets Christian, it's more than obvious that this is A' fanfic of twilight.

Anna's clumsy constantly.

Excuse me.

'I just choked to myself.

I'm gonna go back.

Nervous.

Okay.

When A' first meets Christian, it's more than obvious that this is A' fanfic of twilight.

Anna's clumsy.

Continuously bites.

Her lip doesn't understand why A' guy, any guy would be attracted to her and

Hmm.

was A' moment in the book where 'I put it down and laughed.

A' good, hardy laugh.

I'm not exactly sure where it was.

The whole thing is purely comedic.

'I wasn't going to continue reading it, but 'I kind of wanted to know how it ended.

So 'I basically skimmed through 'I, mainly read their emails.

Though idiotic were still cute.

The actual writing in this book was poor at best.

The repeating of sentences, phrases, thoughts over and over and over again.

'I believe she mentioned her subconscious about 80 times.

Parenthesis.

This is not an exaggeration, but fact and 'I.

'I wanted nothing more than for her subconscious to shut the hell up.

And her inner goddess parentheses mentioned about 60 times question mark.

Ha haha.

What?

A' slut.

What is

B D S M.

I'm not one who is A' fan of this.

'I don't want be controlled and 'I don't want to control someone.

So that whole aspect was bad enough in and of itself.

And the fact that she was actually scared that if she did something wrong, he'd

A' difference between love and obsession.

For anyone who wants to read A' Romance or even erotica, you can buy A' $3 or A' $4 book

Why the fuck would you want to pay anything more than A' Penny for this book?

Seriously, all caps.

Why do people like this?

Christian was nowhere near sexy to me.

No matter who 'I tried to picture playing him.

It was completely pathetic.

And now they're making A' movie that's completely unfair.

And how will they even do it?

'I say, Jack Black plays Christian and busy Phillips plays Anna.

Now that would be interesting.

Please italics, please bold.

Please, please stop buying this book and reading it.

Just stop.

Read books that deserve this attention.

My goodness, Shanice.

Oh wow.

What's there for you listening to

'I don't know.

Like so 'I in the middle of listening to this, 'I started being like, oh, 'I should

But 'I mean 'I know 'I 'I vaguely.

Remember that 'I took Shanice to school.

A' Little bit cuz 'I just felt like this was an opinion piece written as A' review.

Okay.

Yeah.

Shanice was really like damning this whole book that obviously was A' bestseller.

So there's somebody out there that really likes it, even if it's not

This stuck out 'I.

Don't know if it stuck out before, but the part about reading the emails,

No.

did 'I.

But is there like A' section of the book?

That's their emails back and forth.

Maybe

And then the other thing that popped out to me, which 'I was like actually

'I, mean 'I.

Don't remem 'I.

Just remem 'I.

Remember us being obsessed with Shanice.

Because it is really ripe with personality.

'I love the opener as ha.

Oh my God.

The laughing at the top 'I was dying.

really fun.

And the laughing the ha's

The ha.

is really funny.

yeah, yeah.

Agree.

'I am also struck.

I'm hearing in myself right now like 'I mean it's A' review, but it is very much not considering

this.

It's very clear that this person read Twilight and is coming in with A' bias.

It still sticks out as A'.

Very good.

Reads review.

There's something about the strong opinions that 'I think amongst the Good Reads community

Yes.

Good reads.

Reviews.

Do feel like you're at A' pulpit and you're like giving A' lecture.

Like there is always an air that you are the expert.

Should we try to rate it right now or should we listen to what we think then?

feel like we should try to rate it now cuz 'I think 'I will be influenced.

Think 'I will be too.

All right.

We're gonna try to tabulate right now based on 99 episodes later.

The Queens are Tabulating

to A' school.

We didn't have half crowns at the time.

'I.

Don't think

Interesting.

Whoa.

I'm holding up two Trey's, holding up four.

'I.

Don't know.

'I feel like 'I.

'I would've been harsh because 'I would've felt like Shanice was, was just

So 'I went with two cuz we didn't have half.

If 'I was gonna do it today, 'I probably would be more of A' two and A' half

Yeah, I'm actually thinking maybe 'I don't mean four 'I.

Think what's there for me.

Like 'I appreciate that.

Um, Shanice is going strong, strong in their thoughts, which

Yeah.

'I mean 'I.

Like Shanice, like 'I think she's

Yes, but 'I don't know that Shanice ne necessarily represents what

'I mean, is it common?

'I don't, 'I don't 'I don't know.

'I feel like there's also this whole era or this, there's this whole phenomenon

Right.

Yeah.

Like are we just being irreverent?

So 'I think 'I might wanna change mine to three because 'I do kind of

Like 'I think it's kind of middle of the like.

It's just really strong A' personality, which is fun to

Right.

Agree.

But not every review that's fun to read is actually A', Review,

correct?

Correct.

Important distinction.

Shanice came to play and she

'I said that

to say, but like that is the review on like A' website.

Like she, like that's an essay like that.

If, if 'I was A' third grade teacher minus the F words, that's an essay.

'I.

Oh, for sure.

Could even be collegiate level 'I mean She, only did she, 'I, 'I just heard you reciting

She's like, 'I overused.

The italics, I'm aware.

Okay.

Was A' Choice.

It literally was like very small on the website and it's kind of long.

So 'I had to like copy paste it and put it into A' Word document so that 'I could see it better.

Yeah.

And 'I like erased all of the um, font formatting and then 'I had to go back and undo that

So maybe Shanice is like an English teacher.

Yeah.

Where 'I sort of lose Shanice.

Is her dogmatic approach.

She's, you know, really speaking for all of us when really she

Like personally, 'I.

Think if Shanice was talking more about her personal preference and less about the absolutes.

Like this doesn't have A' right to be made into A' movie.

This doesn't have A' right to take place anywhere within literature.

Not to mention within this genre, 'I feel like Shanice could have been A', Review, Queen.

But the bias really pushed me, um, outside of that category for Shanice.

Also, it it struck me that, you know, 'I didn't read this book.

It did, it was A' cultural phenomenon, and it's about B D S M.

So it's just interesting to bring up like, Why is this about B?

Like if you aren't interested then like, like A' Different book.

Yeah.

Like, or just like, you know, go to Walmart.

That aside 'I actually find this to be A' very valuable review because 'I

And so there's A' lot of, um, attention to detail and it is like

And so 'I imagine that they have A' high level of taste when it comes to other people's writing.

Yes.

'I agree.

She's speaking in absolutes rather than personal opinions.

Um, but that little shift aside, 'I, 'I feel like 'I feel warned, maybe

Unless like you wanna just like stop and have A' Hardy laugh.

Okay.

but wait, 'I just have to contradict my past self because sh Shanice

that's right.

'I, we didn't, 'I don't even think we spoke about that cuz there was so much going on in the review.

'I didn't hear that either until the replay.

Yeah, good point.

'I feel like Shanice is the type of person that like just laughs all the time.

Say what you will about Shanice and her opinions.

But when you're around Shanice, you're gonna be laughing too because she just

Think Shanice took this one step too far in speaking for everybody, but 'I think

And we would be laughing too.

So 'I do kind of think this was A' common experience.

'I mean 'I.

Think everyone knew that it was like based on fan fiction for another source

'I think it, this is probably A' common experience, right?

'I do.

But 'I wonder, like, you know, if this would be A' deal breaker, like if 'I was somebody

Don't think so.

Especially if 'I was like on board for A' B D S M moment.

Mm-hmm.

You know, she doesn't like that.

She's not into that.

But like you said, like you, you know, what do they say?

You don't go to, you don't get milk at A' hardware store.

'I mean like, you know what you're getting.

What

going in for 50 shades of gray.

Agreed.

There's no gray area in what you are receiving.

Zero gray in 50 shades of gray.

Zero gray 'I.

Mean 'I.

Think we've been talking about this the whole time.

But 'I, this is like thoroughly entertaining 'I.

Think it's A'.

Very entertaining review.

Definitely points for entertainment from me.

And then 'I, 'I don't feel persuaded either way, right?

So that is interesting cuz 'I really like this Review 'I enjoy it.

But 'I don't really know that there's any impact honestly, other than

'I agree.

'I think, um, 'I think that the impact wasn't, um, as impactful

Genius phrasing there.

All right.

'I, feel like we have enough information.

Yeah.

'I think we do too.

Are you ready to crown it?

Yeah, I'm ready.

Let's

Do you remember what you did?

Didn't we like have A' whole conversation about like,

What are we gonna say?

Going into the crowning or whatever and 'I 'I.

Think 'I just like said it and 'I said, yeah, let's Crown or something like that and,

are

did?

Yeah.

then we ended up using that

'I.

Wonder if I'm gonna have the same rating.

don't know, maybe 'I.

'I moved her up to A' three.

I'm gonna stick with my two though

'I mean we didn't do half

We didn't have half crowns.

'I.

Think there's A' possibility that the ChelseyBD of 2021 did A' three,

rtr-100_chelsey 00:54:47

two

Let's see it.

The 'I, my memory of Shanice is much more affectionate than 'I feel at

think 'I like Shanice, but

'I.

Like Shanice, but 'I, remember Shanice as like A'.

Really good review, which is interesting.

Okay, here

You ready to show?

Yeah.

'I mean Can 'I say 'I was like really tempted to break A' crown in half for this?

Oh, we should discuss that.

Should we be

you go.

Should we have A'

Because 'I wanted to do two and A' half crowns.

'I bet.

Episode one.

Wow.

Listeners, if you have an opinion about that share?

Yes.

Okay.

You ready to show?

Yes.

Three Crowns.

We both did

A' tie.

We both have three crowns.

ChelseyBD, you wanna, um, explain why you

And today you said two,

'I said two, but 'I said 'I wouldn't have been surprised if the

But 'I didn't know that 'I had said that.

So interesting.

Right.

And 'I originally said four, but 'I.

Think after 'I spoke,

Yeah.

So we're still, we're pretty, we're pretty much the same as what we were,

Yes, 'I voted for three cuz 'I gave Shanice high points on

Where she lost me was her impact or influence her ability to sway people in one way or another.

And also the bias, her personal bias, uh, based on her taste.

So that was why 'I took away two points.

But 'I kinda wanna like go get A' drink with Shanice, which is why 'I was

How about you?

Okay,

'I was gonna do three and A' half.

See?

verbatim.

Ditto because 'I feel like 'I want be friends with Shanice, but yeah, 'I mean 'I.

'I, 'I.

'I would need to read A'.

Couple of more reviews to sort of get A' deeper.

Feel.

'I found this to be incredibly entertaining, um, which is why 'I was

It was A' Pleasant Read and 'I.

Appreciate her attention to bold metallics and line spacing capitals, parentheticals.

But ultimately, you know, uh, 'I, it's sort of middle of the road.

Maybe 'I would break A' Crown too.

'I.

If, if we were doing that, that's why 'I went with three crowns.

A'.

That was such A'.

Good first entry.

Try wait.

A' really, really have the first review of Review That Review deliver on so many levels.

I'm impressed.

I'm honored to be your partner in Review Queen.

Oh, sh.

Um,

feel that way.

but 'I think we do need like A', little bit of A' palette cleanse.

Before we just dive into the second review, what do you think?

'I Love that idea.

So let's do A', quick little break.

And then when we come back, we are gonna introduce you all to our fun game with Meryl Streep.

Love it.

Brb.

Okay, 'I.

Wanna quickly just give A' little bit of like chat moment to Meryl and this is gonna

So Meryl came up because originally when Trey and 'I had conceptualized this show, we thought

And that would mean that like the entire Shanice review would've been read as like A' news anchor

And so we did actually record an episode where we did that and we are gonna be

But it's so funny and really wouldn't have done justice to the reviews if

But you know, this is what would've been so distracting.

But this is what happens when you are conceptualizing A' podcast.

You know, so funny.

Now back to the show.

ChelseyBD.

did it?

'I was like, are you gonna do

episode one.

'I hated that.

'I don't feel like an icon most of the days.

'I feel like 'I.

can't!.

That's with an

an A'.

All right, here's the deal.

Trey and 'I are each gonna pick A', rotten, scathing, pithy, One-Star-Zinger.

And with 30 seconds on the clock, not A'.

Second more we'll take turns.

Trying to recite the zinger in as many genres as possible, just like Queen Merrill

'I 'I.

Like 'I.

Vaguely.

Remember that like you were having trouble 'I.

Don't know if it was in rehearsals or when it was, but like with the pithy copy,

And so that was when, when we

you had

then and there that like that was gonna be my section.

by name

remember crafting the phrasing of that with

Yes.

is two out five awful.

And the

Wait, so 'I didn't even bring in A'.

One Star 'I brought in.

Wait, did 'I bring in A' two star for A'?

One-Star-Zinger.

Yes.

That's really funny.

'I didn't, 'I didn't catch that until you just said.

so funny.

'I would rather pass A' Gallstone during A' Yani concert A'.

All right, that's A'.

Um, alright, that's, well that's what 'I gotta work with.

'I.

Think you're gonna do great.

Okay, here we we go.

Three, Two,.

One, GO!.

Disney 'I would rather A' concert disaster.

'I would A' concert televangelist 'I 'I would rather pass A' Goldstone during A'

Mi Pop star 'I gold A' 'I 'I.

Get that?

Yeah, I'll give it to you.

Thank you.

'I think it's award worthy.

'I.

Think it was 'I.

Think 'I.

Think Meryl would be proud.

How many was that?

Six A'.

Wow.

Wow.

'I can't even believe it.

'I hope.

Meryl would be proud.

'I.

Meryl would be

can't!

cuz you're really good at this game.

But no Trey.

You're good.

Who cares?

Okay.

My One-Star-Zinger is um, also from Ray, my professor rant away.

Oh, okay.

So this is actually from Brown University for A' history Professor.

This is, um, A' two out five

Same

Oh my God.

You did it too.

have it either.

emoji that

Why were we

ha what?

we called the entire thing?

One-Star-Zinger.

We worked so hard to write that copy.

One star and we both brought in two.

That's crazy.

'I don't think we did that after this.

Like

like 'I was more intentional about one, one sentences, but literally

so crazy.

That's hilarious.

He didn't laugh when 'I said that his mom was the capital of Jabi.

Oh God.

All right, are you ready?

'I am ready.

Three,, Two,, One, GO!

mime always start horror.

He didn't laugh when 'I said that his mom was the capital of musical theater.

He didn't laugh when 'I A'

Televangelist, who didn't?

When 'I said to his mama, 'I was A' capital of Disney.

Oh, he didn't laugh when 'I said that his mom was A'.

Capital of Chail.

That's A' 'I.

That's A'.

That was like four or something.

How many?

No, it wasn't.

It was 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

I'm really proud of you.

You really are good at this.

And so you deserve this round of

You were great.

You were always so hard on yourself.

I'm honored.

'I.

'I never really won anything growing up.

So even, even 'I feel like you always win this.

You're so good at this.

Well, thank you 'I.

Appreciate that.

Yay.

That was, uh, the Meryl-Go-Round

Same

Review.

That Review.

We didn't strap each other in

We didn't.

When did we start doing that?

'I wonder?

That just happened organically too.

'I.

Remember making A' graphic for it for the Instagram.

So 'I know it had something to do with Miley Cyrus.

'I.

Think you

the wrecking ball?

That was the first one you mean

'I.

Think so.

Cuz then it was so

that we

'I could be wrong.

'I think.

you're right.

My review is from Yelp.

It is written by David s one star review of the Central Park Zoo, um,

David s has written 38 other reviews and included nine photos.

He did include two photos in, in his review of the Central Park Zoo.

So without further ado, David s This is A' Zoo.

Good luck seeing any animals.

Unless you consider thousands of other tourists crammed elbow to elbow in this

We saw part of A' bear's leg 'I, think maybe an arm.

We saw some beautiful but dirty swans eating from A' grain dish, but they were pretty quickly

That was fairly entertaining as Here's what would happen if you took A' beautiful

It would get covered in A' layer of New York's scum, and some rats would eat its lunch.

'I.

Suppose this place is A' Zoo in the pejorative sense.

Wait, is that what it's supposed to be?

Is this some kind of A' sarcastic art installation,

Hmm.

What do you think of A' review?

Think it's funny.

'I, my memory's serving.

We didn't like David.

We thought he was like A'.

Little bit like broy with the pejorative and all of that.

But 'I still kind of think that the whole tourist is animals and them not

'I don't know if 'I thought it was funny at the time, or

'I think it.

But 'I do think it's

'I.

Definitely think it's funny.

But 'I think, what I'm feeling the most struck by is it feels like A' character

And the world is gonna be taking animals out of their natural environment.

So

Yeah, that's

like, like it is sort of like, okay, so you don't like that the zoo exists in New York?

Like it's being

shady of

hilarious that he saw A' Bear's Leg and 'I.

Remember that we put that on the cover part of A' Bear's leg.

God, that is really funny.

'I mean, do 'I 'I mean?

'I?

Feel like the value here is like, it's in Manhattan, so it's gonna be jam-packed.

Crazy 'I mean the deodorant thing.

Can we say that that's typical 'I don't know.

'I mean they're tourists.

So

'I.

'I don't know.

What do you, what would you rate this today?

Mean.

'I.

Think I'm gonna be higher than

Like what's the impact?

'I feel like the impact is that like this isn't like the San Diego Zoo.

It's not like A' huge zoo where you're going to see tons of exhibits.

Like you're gonna be lucky if you can see A', little bit of A' bear, which is like

Cuz there's not like that much space though.

Central Park is pretty big.

All right.

Should we just crown it?

I'm gonna crown it.

'I.

Feel like 'I.

Wonder if this is gonna be higher than what 'I actually did, but here we go.

'I?

Have no idea what 'I did back

The Queens are Tabulating

to the school.

Oh my

Oh my God.

Hilarious.

Okay, so 'I, we, this is what happened the first time Trey's holding up

Like are we both waxing poetic on our first review selections and feeling like

And maybe 'I landed at A' three again in the end of this 'I.

Don't know why 'I went with four 'I.

Just think that like it's important to know what you're getting into.

And 'I feel like David in A', funny way, explained, you know what we're up against.

Yeah.

'I.

Hear that.

'I have no recollection.

'I have no idea what 'I thought back then.

'I can see in the video that I'm smiling.

So 'I am entertained, which 'I think it is entertaining.

'I.

Think the value like 'I.

'I.

Don't think you can say that.

That my experience, I'm gonna have smelly 'I.

Non deodorant wearing tourists because it's like the tourists could be from

Don't know.

I'm

Word Deodorant is plentiful.

also like 'I would love to just hear more about the actual layout, the experience like

Here we go.

Okay, well first of all, great pick.

Thanks.

Um, I'm curious, do you happen to know if David s lives in New York?

'I don't know if David s lives in New York, but 'I feel like no 'I wanna say

'I just have A' question.

Yeah.

Why would you choose the Central Park Zoo when you could go to the Bronx Zoo?

I'm with you.

'I mean I've been to both zoos and to be Okay.

Here we go.

Yeah.

David s 'I don't think is very far off 'I.

Yeah.

When 'I went to the Central Park Zoo, 'I actually don't know if 'I did see A'.

Like I've never actually thought about that, but A', lot of the like, things were closed.

But honey, hearing this thing about is there no capacity hits in A' whole new way in 2021?

No.

'I know.

'I don't know something.

This is like, um, the 'I, this is just occurring to me so I'm sharing it.

Yeah, but something about this like, um, aren't 'I witty turn of the review

'I don't know.

'I mean.

Yeah, there are A'.

Lot of things that were A' turn off about this.

Let's just be clear that David s obviously has impeccable grammar.

Um, he, he used ellipses properly and he also used words like pejorative.

So 'I think maybe David s is like an s A' T tutor on the side.

Maybe s A' t too.

Hilarious.

he definitely has A' way with the pen.

But that being said, there was A' sense of pretentiousness oozing off the page with David A'.

There was A' sense 'I.

Think 'I.

I'm nodding an agreement.

Yeah.

Do you think that there's like value in this review 'I?

Think maybe in the sense of, like you said, it's not the best zoo.

Go to the Bronx Zoo.

If you're gonna be in the area, this is like A' Zoo Light.

So in that sense, 'I don't think he's misleading the reader.

'I think it's right to keep expectations low.

If you're gonna go to the Central Park Zoo, yes.

But you do have to pay that admission fee.

So it, it is A' Zoo.

David s has A' point to be A' little upset about paying to go to A' Zoo and like maybe

But also it's like pizza Rat.

You know what 'I mean?

Like rats are part of the experience, right?

They're just there.

Yeah, they're just there.

If you're gonna be in the city, you're gonna see rats.

'I mean 'I.

Think like this is probably somewhat typical.

Yes.

Um, what's the entertainment value here?

'I Don't

Literally just said the opposite.

'I 'I.

Don't know.

'I feel like David was giving me A', little bit of Karen vibes with his like, judgmentalness, 'I.

Think 'I was somewhat entertained.

'I wasn't knocked off my socks, he wasn't giving me laughter or anything like that.

You know, like 'I think.

That's what turned me off about the, um, the turn at the end about like,

Like it just felt A' little like heavy handed 'I.

Don't know,

interesting.

'I feel the

Yeah,

same.

were being really clever, but 'I don't know.

That's kind of Yeah.

'I 'I.

Think definitely David s thinks A' lot of themselves 'I mean.

And also is this some kind of sarcastic art installation?

Yeah.

'I like unnecessary.

It do.

Although that would be A' really interesting.

Like, um, performance art, like thesis, install A' Zoo and uh, let the actual patrons be the animals.

Oh, that's A'.

Yeah, that's A'.

Good point.

But if we never had this into Park Zoo, we would never have the animated series Madagascar.

Exactly.

What do you think the impact of this review is?

'I, if you were, uh, David S's grandmother, would you hang this on the fridge?

Oh, this is the first time we said this.

'I

think

but 'I.

Feel like we haven't said that in A' really

we haven't because at at one point on the website, 'I don't know if it's still there.

'I was like defining each of our like scientific breakdown in case people wanted

And when we were talking about like the overall impact, we did talk about would grandma hang on A'

I'm gonna bring that back.

'I like

Yeah, it's true with those little like bunny sculptures that you can

Love A'.

Good bunny sculpture.

'I can stick my face in 'I.

Feel like I'm ready, like 'I.

'I can crown this right.

an Indian.

The A',

'I think I'm ready.

Let's crown it.

The same cards?

'I say three?

A' school

No.

A'

We were unanimous.

Again, it too Trey.

You were right at the top of the review.

so weird.

'I give them four?

That's so interesting.

We were totally unanimous.

still said too, but 'I think that 'I feel differently.

Like 'I was saying, it's not really entertaining, but today, 'I think it's very entertaining.

'I disregard the review because 'I think it's only entertainment.

But at the time, back then and the day, 'I thought they were really spelling out that

Which 'I don't think they're really spelling out 'I think they're being entertaining.

agree.

'I mean.

'I.

Also think like we've been hardened.

We've read A' lot.

If 'I found A', David s today, 'I would definitely be screenshotting and

'I was curious if this would be, what would this experience

yeah.

'I 'I would've gone maybe 2.5 because 'I 'I think that.

crown.

Yeah.

In terms of literacy and you know, being able to understand

Sometimes you read reviews, they're just like the spelling's all over the place.

The grammar's all over the place.

'I don't understand what you're saying.

'I do feel like 'I understood what David s was saying.

'I feel like it is probably A' fair assessment.

'I mean there's lots of tourists.

I'm sure you know, people walking around the city all day, walking around the park.

I'm sure they do smell.

Um, I'm sure 'I can expect to probably only see A' leg, an arm, um, the top of

So 'I did feel like he was being truthful in his experience.

'I took, you know, A' few crowns away from him because 'I felt like he was A'.

Little bit Swarmy, A' little bit into himself and 'I wanted to knock him down.

A' few pegs, 'I.

So that was why 'I ultimately came to two crowns.

How about you?

You know, generally the 'I think there's value in the fact that like someone wasn't impressed

All the hordes of people is sort of like, uh, is that for real?

And 'I 'I wasn't very entertained.

And um, so for that reason, 'I just 'I gave it two, two crowns.

You were A' little.

You were harsh

did

Yeah.

But the same score, but for different reasons.

That is

for different reasons.

'I know it is 'I.

Remember obsessing when 'I was listening back to the recording because 'I, remember when 'I

And so 'I said something kind of like in between the two.

And 'I remember thinking, is everyone gonna think I'm an idiot?

Cuz 'I didn't know it was smarmy.

'I.

Mean 'I still haven't even clocked if that you were in between two different

Yeah.

That's funny.

'I also, remember in the beginning of the process it was, it was very much like you're A' little

No, but 'I think we sort of like traded off

'I think

sometimes 'I was the

each other.

you were the Paula.

Yeah.

But also remember in the beginning, was it um, A' ham and cheese Sandwich?

of him and Cheese A' lot today.

'I know we haven't talked about ham and cheese in A' while, but 'I remember

Right?

Like they were like throwing things because, so maybe this was one of those

yeah.

David has said that to me too.

Like he doesn't always agree with us

'I Love

That you think is deserving of A' five star review.

Who are you inducting for?

My, Royal, Highness.

I'm gonna go A'.

Little bit unusual with my inductee and I'm gonna induct whoever created this app called 'I am.

It's an affirmations app and it's just really nice.

It's A'.

It's A' great part of my day.

Whenever I'm feeling down 'I, just get A' little alert on my phone like 'I am worth it.

'I am able to accomplish what 'I want to and 'I have A' problem with affirmations

'I have to come up with the affirmations and then 'I have to remember to say them.

And so if you're someone who is interested in doing affirmations, but not quite sure

This is not an ad, but download this app, 'I Am because they do all the

All the dopamine and whatever benefits of the affirmations.

So thank you to the inventor.

'I should figure out who it is of the 'I Am app.

I'm always grateful when there's somebody that uses this platform for good.

Thank you.

'I am.

That's 'I.

'I.

Love that.

Okay, so we all have to download the 'I Am app.

Yes.

Not an ad though.

Yes.

Um, okay, so My, Royal, Highness,

my God.

We used to do two.

uh,

Oh yeah,

to both induct

we used to both.

That was so much work.

there was this really sweet, older lady, her name was Carol.

And like, to be honest, she's probably in her like late seventies.

She was tasked with, um, wiping down all of the shopping carts when you walk in.

So she was like the greeter and she was really lovely and sweet.

And 'I came in and she asked me how 'I was doing, and she called me Sugar and she

And then on my way out, 'I, um, had too much stuff, so 'I had to get A' larger cart.

And so 'I went up to Carroll and she said, oh, you underestimated.

And then 'I had to go to the shopping, like to the parking lot.

And um, so 'I was like, can 'I take this out, like to the parking structure?

And she was like, you can do whatever you want, sweetie.

And 'I was, you know, anyway, my whole point here is in this time of sort of

Carol really made my day and who knows what her like story is, what her experience is,

And Carol, whoever you are, you had an impact on me.

And so for that you are My, Royal Highness, induct D for this week.

Yay.

'I.

Remember Carol,

Congratulations Carol.

It seems like well deserved and 'I.

Hope you do get some stock in home goods.

She better.

She was really working hard.

She all right.

She was doing all the work.

Okay.

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We did A'.

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Wow.

Trey 'I.

Don't 'I felt like we were such like babies.

'I.

Know 'I feel.

'I.

Feel that too.

Well 'I think cuz we 'I think underneath everything.

For both of us, we've realized now was like A', little bit of nervousness.

Also just being A'.

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Mean.

'I feel like for rating this review that's really present to me is like 'I

So much.

Yeah.

'I mean I'm, I'm happy 'I.

There is A' part of me that is sort of like nostalgic for those really long

We get to focus on just the one Well you're editing, but yeah.

'I do like the new format.

A' lot better.

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There's A' part of me that still Mrs.

Merrill 'I.

Think 'I forever.

Will

But we have her every fourth after show.

we do have her on the after show?

That's true.

That is true.

But, um, 'I don't know.

You know what, 'I wasn't like as embarrassed as 'I thought.

'I would be

Same 'I.

Really thought 'I would be more embarrassed.

Yes.

Yeah.

So that's good.

You know, we're always looking back on ourselves, feeling like you just

But 'I feel like for two kids just getting started.

We were, we did pretty well.

Yeah.

'I feel like, um, protective of those people, 'I.

Me too.

like 'I, 'I thought 'I would be laughing at them more

Me too.

Or like what an idiot.

Even for how much is different.

Like so much of it really is the same.

Like the backbone is totally the same.

it's true.

think we've just loosened into it.

But 'I think the stuff that works like is sort of what we've streamlined after

Yeah.

'I really think we kept, we kept the best of everything.

And, and like you were saying at the top of this in terms of like, what have you

'I, 'I think that that is really evident and true in what we just watched.

Like 'I don't feel ashamed of what we created from the top of this, but 'I do recognize that

And 'I.

'I really like where we're at now.

Yes.

But speaking of like being embarrassed, 'I.

We do have the after show.

Wait, so should we,

God.

That's gonna be mortifying.

Patreon get ready,

so wait.

Should we, let's, should we rate the, the episode?

yes.

A', Total, Score.

Five Crowns.

You gave it.

A', Review,

'I was just gonna say, how could 'I not make us Review?

Queen, but really 'I.

But 'I really did want to say four, which you

'I said four.

'I do feel like we could have just like gotten there quicker.

'I have criticisms.

'I don't know if 'I would've kept listening, to be honest.

Really?

Yeah.

'I don't know.

'I just feel like it's A' little like we were asking A', lot of the audience.

Why did you say four?

'I said for Cuz.

'I do feel like we are better now and 'I wanna like leave that room for the best episode ever.

And 'I don't think that it was the best episode ever.

But 'I do think that like for A', first try out of the gate.

You and 'I not having worked together, A' in this capacity outside of A'.

Couple of rehearsals, and this was really A' feedback that 'I heard

Lot of my friends, which 'I was grateful for, was that you and 'I were worked so great

And you know, our dynamic, which 'I think has, has obviously gotten stronger over the

And that's really still at the core of what we do here.

A' Review, That, Review.

And 'I would also say, 'I think it's good that the

Right.

Yeah.

Cuz then you, you have nowhere to go.

Right.

I'm kind of like, maybe it's actually four and A' half.

No, it's A' five.

Where

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