Welcome to Katching Up With Katie

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Welcome back to Katching Up With Katie. Last week, y'all really liked that we did a very organized, question-and-answer type of deal, and

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we don't do that much anymore. We used to pretty much only do that on this segment. So this week,

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it's a soft Q&A. It's more just a few topics, but it's kind of addressing everyone in the room.

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Lindsay's got her little questions over there, so why don't you start us off? Number one: Miss Abigail, have you finally moved into your new house?

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Yes, I have. I haven't seen it. Well, you said you were going to come over after work two days last week.

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You want to know something? You didn't come either day, and even Nate's come and seen it.

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Yep. He went the other day, and I was behind him as we were driving down the road. I literally was like, "All right, I'll just pull in."

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I was like, "So was Lindsay. So was Lindsay." It was literally me, Lindsay behind me, and then Nate

Abigail’s New House and First Tour Drama

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behind me. All three of us pulled in, and you just couldn't bring yourself to be the one to come.

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I had to go home. It's ridiculous. He ruined the caravan. I was working. I know. He had to go to the photography store, the photo store.

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Yeah, that was it. I had a reason. You didn't go. I did go. I sure did go. When we left the parking lot, your decision had been made that you were not going,

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because you just really didn't want to go. But then I told Nate right before I left that I was going, that I did.

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I mean, it doesn't take long to walk through that house. It's pretty cut and dry. It really does not. It’s taken like a total of five minutes.

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It took us less than that. I'll go see it today. Yeah, like I don't want you to think it's huge. The kitchen and dining room are all one kind of same room. There's a living room,

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and there's a bedroom and guest bedroom. There's not really like a big house feel.

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There seems to be this illusion that Abigail and I are friends on video and stuff like that,

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but in reality that is just not the case. This is just purely a working relationship here, and the

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line got blurred. I was reaching a little bit to invite you to come see it, so I'll remember that.

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I'll go see it today. I was going to say, did you end up going to get the antiques? No. We're going to do a different night, because I didn't have any way to transport,

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if I did find some larger furniture that I liked, because she said there might be a dining table.

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You got to be careful. There's not that much room in there for a dining table. There's plenty of room for a dining table.

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You think like a full, like what I have downstairs? Not in the kitchen. I don't want an eight-person dining table.

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Okay. It's more like a kitchen table, like a four-person, five-person. It's still a dining table.

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I feel like there's a difference, like a circular little kitchen table. It's a dining table.

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A round dining table. I also have a round dining table. I had a round dining table growing up. Nothing against it.

Dining Table vs Kitchen Table Debate

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I have a round one in my house. I'm just saying that dining tables—

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I call it my kitchen table. Dining tables aren't just like large tables. A dining table is a long rectangle.

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Six people and up, in my opinion, is a dining table. A nice fancy dinner. Sure. Google "dining table."

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A dining table is six people and up. A kitchen table is if it's like, you know—

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Okay, that makes sense. But I see what's happening. He's ChatGPT-ing something,

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and I'm just going to Google dining table. Yes, there is a difference, though people sometimes use the terms interchangeably. One,

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there's a round four-seater right here. The first thing that pops up. Four-seater is a kitchen table. And I will say, a kitchen table: purpose, everyday meals. Location,

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usually in or near the kitchen. Common shapes, round or square, often seats two to four people.

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Dining table: well, if it's a table in the dining room and I'm dining at it, it's a dining table. That's where I'm at with it.

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But anyway, we're so out of left field from the original question. Right. How far are you moved into your house? Like, what are you lacking?

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Mattress on the floor? No. I am lacking a couch. It's been ordered. It's coming a few days from now.

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It's the guest bedroom. I have to put up a bed frame, but I have a bed frame and a mattress for my room. I have the guest room set up. I have the kitchen mostly set up.

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Her kitchen is so cute. When I was in there a couple days ago, the amount of knickknacks that were strewn in every room—

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We love a knickknack. Yeah. Bit of a hoarder. I wouldn't say hoarder.

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I got rid of some stuff, because in the—

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Here's the thing, though. You've never had the ability, because you've always had roommates, to literally decorate a whole house. So you want to be able to have a theme if you want, or you know?

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Yeah. I've been collecting said knickknacks for like two years now.

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Yeah. What kind of a knickknacker are you? She's kind of into all types of knickknacks.

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Yeah, she's got them all. Like those little things that you take it off, and there's another one, and you take it off— The Russian nesting dolls. Like a Russian nesting doll.

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It's like a matryoshka. My Grandma had those. I mean, there's Matryoshka.

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What is it? Is it like a tchotchke? That's like a tiny little Russian— I do like those.

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I thought the ones where you open them and you just keep going—

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Matryoshka. Matryoshka doll.

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Okay. Okay, so tchotchkes. It's a small ornamental trinket. A tchotchke.

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Yeah, I do. I would like to have one of these, though. I've always loved— Because I used to watch, and apparently this is an obscure

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show that not many people know about, because I bring it up and no one knows. I used to watch Higglytown Heroes.

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Yeah. Very rarely did I watch that. But the entire premise of this kid show was Russian nesting dolls. They were all Russian

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nesting dolls, all the characters. There was even like a little squirrel. Her name was Fran, and she would just sit on the other one's shoulder,

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and then they would kind of just hop around, and it was very— They just wobbled.

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Yeah, they just kind of wobbled, moseyed. If we had the TV—well, I mean, we have the TV up.

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We have the remote sitting right in front of Matt, but it's fine. We’d have a copyright flag.

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But anyway, yes, Abigail's moved in, to answer the question.

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But I mean, moving in is daunting, especially when you're moving into a space that's bigger than what you had before. You're like,

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"What do I fill this space with? What do I do?" So I'm excited to see what you do with it.

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I don't think we're ever going to get a tour, guys, so don't— I don't think I'd ask for that. No.

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Secret. Miss Katie, how is the barn remodel coming?

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Slow. What? Oh, you're going to be Mr. Matt?

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Mr. Matt—then all I think about is my dad being Mr. Matt. Oh, my dad's—

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Well, you can call him Mr. Matt, but my dad has been Mr. Matt. We have similar aura. You do, you think?

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Yeah, for sure. Okay. Maybe to an extent.

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But it's slow. It's slow. The stalls are coming on Monday from Lakeland for the big barn.

Barn Renovations Update

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So did you pick out whatever Jonathan was texting us about? What?

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We'll figure—we'll do that today. What am I supposed to pick out? Windows. Okay. We'll figure out the windows today.

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So there's like two remodels going on at once, though, because we have the big barn that's existing. It was built in the 70s. And I'm so sorry if

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that—I just made that sound like that was 100 years ago. It's not. I'm just saying it's—

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It was like 55 years ago. It's an older barn, okay? And there's a lot of structural things with it that I

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would very much like to change, but I can't just tear it down. So we decided to redo the stalls and basically make this barn into the foaling barn. With that,

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we ended up taking all the stall fronts out, having them rewelded, having them repowder coated, all this stuff.

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And then I was like, you know, it's getting to crunch time. This is taking forever. I wish I had done this from the get-go, but with the new barn being built,

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I got with this stall company. They are doing all the stalls in the new barn, and they have

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an option that looks quite similar to the stalls that we have in the big barn in the picture of it.

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So I just went ahead and ordered, because their lead time was way shorter than what we've been doing. I ordered all of the big, existing foaling stalls from them,

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and that comes on Monday. So yeah, it'll be good. But it's going to look very mismatched. It's not going to look good, I swear,

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until this coming summer. But once it's finished— It's doing good, though. It's doing good. The new barn, the trusses go up this week. I mean,

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we're still very much saying horses are going to go in at Christmas. So Lindsay, do you have any fears going into your first foaling season?

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Well, okay, yes. One thing: we all know with animals, sometimes they just pass away. That's one big fear of mine,

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that I'm going to happen to see—I'm not saying I’m hoping this ever happens, but I'm scared that one—

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Was the conversation yesterday with Alyssa freaking you out about how she walked in literally her first week and foal had died?

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Yeah, I was like, that's traumatizing. Okay. I was like, "All right, just prepare a little bit." So I have to prepare myself for that to

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happen, but I'm praying that it doesn't. I hope for the best, but that's something I'm scared of.

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We had a little dramatic run there for a bit where we had at least one, you know,

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something crazy happen. But last year we had a great, pretty uneventful year. The only thing I think that happened was Huckleberry,

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like Annie tried to slice his leg off, but other than that— Oh gosh, how did that happen?

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She stepped on him. It was dark. She didn't know. Okay, so fear: death. Yes.

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What are you most excited for? The baby horses. I'm so excited to see them, see them come out. That's going to be a little stomach-turning, for sure.

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You think? I've never seen a horse be born, but I've—it's more just the size of it. You know,

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you see a human baby be born, and it's like that times three or whatever. Yeah, that's times three probably.

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So the baby that comes out is about 100 pounds. Yeah. Well, size-wise, I feel like maybe like five babies put together.

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Yeah, but you see puppies be born or whatever, and they're much more—

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I just spit everywhere. Puppies just pop out. Yeah, this is like—have you ever seen National Geographic when the elephants are born and stuff?

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I'm going to be honest, I have not seen an elephant born. They do it standing. Yeah, it's wild. They do, and baby elephants start their day on the floor, dude.

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So do giraffes. They have to drop from a pretty long way. But elephants also—have you noticed they don't have their

Do Elephants Have an Udder or Breasts

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udder at the hind like cows and horses do? It's up front. They just got titties.

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Oh. So then when they stand up on their back legs, they just have boobies. Do they have two or— They have two, and the calves—they call them a calf—they just walk beside

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their mom and get a little nip as they're walking, because it's right similar to us. Is their gestation period the same as a human?

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Twenty-two months, I think. I'm pulling that out of my butt. I don't know. Twenty-two months, I think. What's the gestation period of an elephant?

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No, no, no. Elephant, 22 months. Elephant is 22 months. Yeah. Okay, that's long. Yeah, so we're different in that aspect. And then giraffes are like 14 to 16 months,

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I think, and then horses are 11 months. The longest—no, I think a blue whale is the longest.

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I think one of them's— It is the longest gestation period of any land animal. Okay, well, a blue whale is a mammal, but it's—

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I feel like a blue whale, it wouldn't hurt to give birth. It seems like it's so large.

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Salt water. Yeah, but also it seems like it's just so large that it wouldn't even feel it. But their babies are large.

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Are they? Yeah. Like how large? Like pretty big. Pretty big. Okay.

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I'm just imagining like a little— Imagine being a shark baby. Okay, but some sharks lay eggs and some sharks give birth live.

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A lot of them give birth live, and there's just not enough room, so you got to eat your brother and sister and just hope for the best.

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Okay. You look really cynical talking about that. He is. It happens.

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Did you know that most—I'm trying to think. What is it? Is it most pandas? Pandas, awareness— Oh, yeah. So most pandas give birth to twins, but they just don't have the mental capacity to do that,

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so they just take care of only one. So zoos will go in and trick them and swap them out and stuff.

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That's cool. Do they not recognize the scents? I don't know.

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Or koalas. You would think they would just know. Koalas are marsupial.

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Yeah, they got diseases. Yeah. You ever seen videos of koalas, dude? They're mean.

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They do look like little squirrels. They're like Australian squirrels. Yeah. But have you seen them in people's homes, like the spiders in Australia?

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You go sit and there's a wolf spider. Is that what it is? The wolf spiders. Big, large— No, they wouldn't hurt you, but the thought of one crawling on me in my sleep—

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Across your face. And it's the size of your face. Uh-uh. No. It's bigger. I know.

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It's like—

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I don't like that. No. And there's this girl on TikTok. It could be fake, I don't know. TikTok is tricking me

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more and more. Very large spider, but it could be fake. But she'll just be—she lives in Australia,

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and in the background of her videos, it'll just be on the wall behind her, and she has it named.

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She's like, "He doesn't bother anything." And then she'll turn back and it's gone.

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No. And it's just wandered off. No thanks. I just couldn't even imagine knowing that that was in my house, hearing it.

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Yeah. You seeing it. All right, Mr. Matt, did you follow through and get your nose pierced?

What Did Matt Get Pierced

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I did, and my cartilage pierced. Period. But they had to be little studs, and I didn't want diamonds. In hindsight, maybe right now—

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Did you take it out? No, but my freaking—I got my two lobes replaced, and then the balls weren't screwed on very well,

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so they both fell out in my sleep. I found them both, but I have— You've had those long enough, though, where it's not going to close up in a day.

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No. But I need to go get some more to keep in there until— You need some little dangles.

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I got some dangles. I have the earrings. I just need more balls to screw them in.

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I think I have some. Really? Some of these? Yeah, those. Exactly. I think I have some.

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If you come to see my house. Yeah. Well, maybe you can grab them, maybe.

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But anyway— Okay, but you did your cartilage. Yeah. Is that still in? I have to leave it in for however long before I can get what was

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in my earrings before. I'm going to get the little rings in both. We were at—I did follow through. It was when we were in Oklahoma.

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Yeah, Oklahoma, and we were on the sidewalk, and I was like, "How many likes for you to get your nose pierced?" And he was like, "I'll get my nose and my cartilage pierced."

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So I don't think the likes had anything to do with this action, but we got like double the amount of likes you said.

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It was a ploy. I was going to do it anyway. And what did you say? You were like, "But I was on the brass." And we were like, "What?"

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And I did say that, and I didn't know— You said that before, and I was like, "There's no way that I said I was going to get a brass earring."

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But what I meant was like a brass bold. Bold meaning—got it.

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Brass and bold, you know? Okay. Was what I meant by that at that point in time.

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The end. All right, next question: what is the farm doing about EHV-1 prevention,

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and will this delay the new mares from coming? Following question: what is EHV-1?

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So it's like equine herpesvirus. Yes, EHV-1. It's an equine herpesvirus.

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And do not take this as like a news outlet, okay? I'm not telling y'all exactly—you heard it here first.

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So there was an event in—I think it was a barrel racing event, but also I think there was another one. It was a roping event in Texas—excuse you,

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bless you—in Texas where there was an outbreak, and the horses are dying. It's lethal.

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So I think at this moment, it's contained to Texas and west, because everyone has gone on shutdown.

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Events are being cancelled, no one is hauling, all this stuff. That’s why we're not going. We were going to be going to Texas in December for a photo shoot and whatnot, and we're not going.

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Like within the last couple weeks. And so, yeah, because—there are two new mares that I purchased a few months ago. They're in

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Colorado. They're probably not coming here for a little bit longer now because of the fact that I have too many pregnant mares, and I don't want to risk anything. That would be horrible.

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But yeah, so it's scary. I don't know all the—like, I just know horses are legitimately dying. It's really,

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really scary at the World Show. So like High Point, which is where Waylon is,

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and I know Erin's kind of on lockdown too, which is where Denver is. So at the World Show where we just were, there were eight horses that came from that event

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where the outbreak was, and they had come straight from that event to the World Show. Now, thankfully, they weren't in any classes that a lot of our horses were in. They were

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in very specialty classes, so there were horses that they for sure were around. It's not confirmed that they were infected, it's just that they had come from that area.

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So my horse Denver wasn't in any classes with them. And then I think they were in barns four and

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five. We went through there with a coffee cart, but other than that we didn't really go in there.

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So yeah, basically we're taking temperatures. We're not letting anybody come on the property.

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So like Buttercup is new, but she came from Florida, so she's on quarantine, and we're taking it super seriously. We're just not letting anybody on.

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I'm, again, not going to Texas when I was going to, because I don't want to risk bringing something back. And yeah, I mean, I think some people say to go ahead

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and revaccinate, some people say not to. I think there's differing opinion on that, but we're just keeping a close eye and being on lockdown.

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But yeah, the new mares—I’ll get pictures. Put pictures up of Blondie and of Ariel.

Blondie and Ariel Updates

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So I bought them as recipients, but they're both very nice,

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double-registered Quarter Horse–Paint mares. We'll see—when I see them in person, I will decide if

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they're going to be recipients or if they're going to be having their own little babies. So anyway, that is delayed. They were going to be coming in December. Now it's for sure delayed.

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So what are we watching? I was just seeing if we wanted to pull something up on this,

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what that would entail, and I just wanted to see if that works. Yeah, research does help. We might need to add YouTube on there. We do need to add YouTube.

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That's what I was saying. Pretty much the only thing we do need is YouTube. Click "Add apps." I know.

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Well, you went by it twice. This is actually my Roku account. Okay, you missed it.

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Oh my gosh. I can't see. That's YouTube TV, you dummies. Okay, well, keep going down.

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It's just not on here. Just search it, dude. But anyway, yeah, carry on.

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So this is the last question I have on here. Okay. When are the goats moving to Abigail's house?

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I forgot all about the goats. You don't even know their names. When there's a fence for them to slowly but surely—

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You have the house, man. Yes. Yeah, she has the little— What kind of fence? What kind of fence are you putting up?

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I can put up a fence. I used to put up fences. Don't. Don't you do that. What? I was also promised a fence.

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Oh, yeah. I forgot about that. Don't you do that. Well, yeah, that's a very loose offer. I am a very busy person, but I just like to be helpful.

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That's my problem. But you end up creating more problems. That is a huge red flag for me, that my desire to be helpful does not match my availability.

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"Oh, I have help. Matt said he would help me," and then the time comes—

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You shouldn't have believed me when I said that, because I'm very busy and I have something else going. I have a child.

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I will not check my schedule. I will 100% make plans and then hope that it adds up later.

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So that is a huge red flag. I just—I'm geeking at the fact— Immediately, "I'll build you a fence." I know you won't.

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See, but that's a perfect example. Like, "Oh, I would love to help out. I would love to help out." But the reality of the situation—

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You know, in the old house, you and Nate both were like, "We'll just set aside a day. We'll come. We'll help you out."

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You know, but I'm pretty sure Katie had a pretty busy week, and so if it's anybody's fault—me.

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Okay. We can get you in touch with the right people to get fence up. The previous goat—what, the kidding castle?

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It's not the kidding castle. What did we say it was? The weather tower. Their weather tower, yeah.

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So it's now the weather tower. It is at Abigail's house, and that'll be where they live,

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which they’re already comfortable there. They can live in it. They were born in there. And then— How many are you keeping?

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They got banded this week. Being banded. Yeah, they don't like me right now.

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What is that? Their balls were banded. They put—imagine that. They basically put a tourniquet at the top of the balls.

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I couldn't imagine that. I mean, doing that has to have way more complications on a human, you would think.

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Anyway, so her little boys, they got banded this week. If you want to check out that video, I have it on TikTok and on Facebook. She was not a part of it.

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Her gentle little heart just couldn't take it. I wasn't needed to, no.

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So me and Rebecca—we were the men, and we went and did it. Well, Evan was there too, but it's me and Rebecca.

Do I Hug

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You were the main muscle. Yeah. It is worth noting that on a brand-new,

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unsigned-in channel, you only have to type in K-A-T—

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You'll type in— E. There we go. Of just four letters,

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and you're up there. You don't have to type in your whole name.

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Hey, 75 views on that. That was a nice one. Good job, everybody. Hey, 766,000 subscribers.

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Heck yeah. Heck yeah, gang. What's crazy is I remember we were at the World Show last year when we hit 500,

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and that was when me and Nate hugged for the first time. Oh, that's sweet. I know.

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Does he give you hugs often? He's—there's a weird thing, because I will hug people, but there's just been a weird

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thing between me, Nate, and Matt where we just don't hug. We don't hug. I don't know. It's just that kind of relationship.

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Nate is more forceful on the matter, really, than any of the other three.

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Nate will be pretty intentional on trying to get a hug. You, not so much.

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I'll just take them as they come. I know. I mean, I'm not— I know she's not a hugger. I gave you like a random hug at the airport the other day.

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"See you later." You never know. Yeah, it was like a bye, and I was like, "We don't do that. Why did I just do that?"

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It was weird.

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Affection—it's just something I'm not used to. So when it's received, I get all weird.

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I've been way sweeter to you. I've been way sweeter to you than to them. What?

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Way sweeter. Yeah, I've said, I've consoled—

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To be fair, though, I don't know that we've ever been around them when they needed consoling, you know.

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Usually the reason I need consoling is because of you guys. I would console anyone.

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I have a video idea. Let's beat Matt with a horse whip. What are the odds?

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What are the odds? They just never come to me with their problems. I don't understand it.

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Next time I have a problem, I'll text you. Don't. Please don't.

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What if I have an actual problem that you can help with? He'll ignore you, and then he'll make you feel worse about it, and that'll make you feel—

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He already ignores me in group chats. Well, then I would just go ahead and assume that my response would be,

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"Whatever it is you're going through, I hope you never figure it out." Thank you.

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"Thank you. And I certainly hope it gets worse. I

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hope that there is a negative outcome that I could have changed and didn't." What is it—the Queen Charlotte thing? It's like "Pray..."

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You know what I'm talking about? Yeah, but I don't know what it is. Something, something, prayers, prayers, prayers.

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I thought—right—my thoughts— I went Call of Duty game chat mode. No, look it up. It's Queen Charlotte. "Prayers, prayers, prayers."

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"Sorrows, sorrows, sorrows. Prayers." Yeah, "Sorrows, sorrows. Prayers."

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It doesn't matter what I do. I will get such discrimination in this crew. Such discrimination.

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You're just treated so badly. I am. I'm treated worse than anybody, and it's just because I have such callous skin. I just need to be coddled totally,

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and then I can wear a smile, and I just go home and put my head in my wife's chest.

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I was going to say, you're so callous that after a coffee and donut debacle,

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you went and pouted away from everybody for hours. No, don't bring that up. I was editing, first off.

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We haven't even talked about that on here. We have talked about it. Well, not on here. No. Well, we don't need to. They had about a 10–15 minute conversation the

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other day about the coffee–donut debacle. It was quite hilarious. And I will still die on that hill 100%. It had nothing to do with—

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He got them water. Oh, it's just coffee. It had nothing to do with donuts. It was a coffee–water debacle. Oh, coffee, if you can call it anything.

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"I thought about you, so here's some water." Yeah.

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There are two very clear sides of that story. Anyway, I feel like we don't have

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to get into it. If we're closing out, I can't start speaking on it. Because I will say we're at 36—

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Go on. So I'm not—we're not going to start this. Essentially, at the World Show on the last day after—

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No, we're not. I'm not— Let me do it, because I'm not doing it. There was a debacle—

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Let me do it, because I'm not doing it. There was, just for the people, a debacle over ordering coffee, and then there were two sides

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to it. They could not come to an agreement. It still isn't in agreement, and that's fine. But when we got to the airport—when we got to the airport, Matt—

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I went to edit Katie's videos. Okay, this was his excuse: "Well, this one has an outlet by the chair." Every

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single chair at the airport has an outlet built into it. And I even said that I wanted to edit without outside influence, because I'm not the kind

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of guy that can just throw headphones on and hang around without wanting to be in the conversation. Noise cancelling has—though, all the time—

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Me and Jonathan went to go get food or something, and we walked over. Matt was just so far down, sitting there.

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And any other time I go to the airport, no matter who I'm with, I do the exact same thing. It just so happens that it is so picked out.

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No. Here's what we'll do: on the next Katching Up With Katie, we will set this up like a courtroom, and we will bring this debacle, this case.

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Is Katie the judge? Katie can be the judge. Oh, you don't want me to be the judge. He says he does this every time we're in Georgia—

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We'll get somebody neutral. Has he ever isolated himself in a little corner cubby before at the airport?

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Well, also— Always, because I'm also always two hours late. And I always do this anyway.

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Well, also, I will say that morning, it felt a little icy. You had your headphones on while we were cleaning up the house.

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Yeah. That was— It was fresh then.

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It was fresh then, and Nate had just sent him the—

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Oh. That's when the headphones came on, after that.

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And then they didn't come off until we got off the— And then we got there. We got back to Tennessee, and he was like,

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"All right, peace, y'all," and just booked it. He booked it. He said, "I'm tired of y'all."

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We will bring this to a jury of 770,000 people. Nate will be here, and you know what? That'll

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be good, because just like the dog argument, people will sniff out who was the right one.

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One of two things will happen: we will all come to an agreement and all shake hands at the end of this, or we will all go our separate ways and no one person will ever work here again.

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Oh, okay. It'll either end with the cameras just being shut off—

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It's just like— "She's like, I didn't sign up for that." It's just like a whole thing. Mics get put on.

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Yeah. We're signing off. You start putting up everything. We start shuffling papers.

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Okay, next episode there will be a courtroom date. Yeah. And dude, we should totally get you a judge outfit too.

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You don't want me to be the judge. Well, who's going to be the judge? You know what I haven't heard? I thought Lindsay could be a judge. I

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thought Lindsay was going to be a pretty neutral thing, but she was brought into the conversation not too long ago, and she was immediately on freaking Nate's side.

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I think Lindsay should be the judge, because I think she has good opinions. Who would be a good neutral person?

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I could just sit in my little fifth chair over there. If you guys would connect the mic this time, maybe that would be great.

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So, you know, I'm in my corner. All of the blame for that is on Matt and Nate.

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Yeah. I'm not even going to pretend to be responsible. Sad little chair.

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And because—I wish you could pan over to it. Room for—

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Well, we don't have room for two. Cordless mic. I think we just put it over there for aesthetic.

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Lindsay's chair. Put like a little cardboard sign.

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"Reserved." I'll get a "Reserved" sign. We are all adults. We explained the big white thing, didn't we?

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Yeah. Yeah, we did. Okay. Okay. It's not insulting. It's not. And now every time she wears white, it just comes up.

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You're not in white today, so you're fine. But she had white yesterday.

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All right, next episode: courtroom session. Judge Judy. Judge.

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I'll get a wig. Yeah, we'll get like a little—because you can get those very cheap on Amazon.

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Okay, perfect. Of course you did. You've done this before. So we'll do—and we're all grown-ups. It seems like me and my wife do this every week.

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Yeah, that's how we settle arguments. We're all grown-ups enough that we could have a mature argument and disagreement,

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like—what is it, in school? You did debate. Yes. Like debate class and whatnot. And you guys both wear wigs.

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Both sides will be brought— Yeah. We'll all be in colonial wigs, like we're trying to settle— Wigs and robes.

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We're all our own judge. We're all our own jury. Yep. You guys are the jury. And then we'll have the comments just go to war.

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Yeah. Oh my gosh. Okay, well, it's going to be great. "Dude, this is going to be a 'like this comment for this,' dude."

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We have that to look forward to. I do believe that feelings will be hurt,

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and I do believe it will bring up—I think this might be a bit of a therapy session.

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We'll all go to dinner afterwards and feel like— It's all going to turn on me. You know what I'm saying? I'm just the judge. I'm just the judge.

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We find some other problem completely. "This is all because we're on your trip, and we were on—you're Meg. Meg from Family Guy."

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Okay. Yeah. Everyone just turns on her, and they're like, "You just have to be the one in the family to take it. Someone has to take it."

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I like that. We'll schedule that one. Yeah. It'll be a premiere. Hope y'all enjoyed today. The last half,

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I don't even know what happened, but that's when it got good. Stay tuned for the next one.