1 00:00:00,360 --> 00:00:01,330 Shall we? 2 00:00:01,330 --> 00:00:02,000 Yeah. 3 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:03,060 Hmm? 4 00:00:03,060 --> 00:00:03,180 Hmm? 5 00:00:03,180 --> 00:00:03,280 Hmm? 6 00:00:03,280 --> 00:00:03,780 Before 7 00:00:26,890 --> 00:00:28,289 Welcome in everybody. 8 00:00:28,289 --> 00:00:30,329 It's the craft beer Republic. 9 00:00:30,329 --> 00:00:31,789 Thanks for drinking. 10 00:00:31,789 --> 00:00:33,750 Thanks for joining. 11 00:00:33,750 --> 00:00:34,960 Speaking of joining, 12 00:00:34,960 --> 00:00:39,869 being joined by that big golf swinging fellow from the Midwest and that's Fleck. 13 00:00:39,869 --> 00:00:40,269 What's up, 14 00:00:40,269 --> 00:00:40,529 buddy? 15 00:00:40,530 --> 00:00:41,250 Nothing. 16 00:00:41,250 --> 00:00:42,850 Nobody else I'd rather join. 17 00:00:42,850 --> 00:00:43,989 Oh, 18 00:00:43,989 --> 00:00:44,769 loving you. 19 00:00:44,769 --> 00:00:45,409 Love you. 20 00:00:45,409 --> 00:00:46,609 Loving you. 21 00:00:46,609 --> 00:00:47,370 Smooches. 22 00:00:47,370 --> 00:00:54,410 And then perfectly thoroughly creeped out by the both of us is Monica. 23 00:00:54,409 --> 00:00:55,209 What's happening? 24 00:00:55,210 --> 00:00:56,129 Hey. 25 00:00:56,239 --> 00:01:03,609 I'll give the smooches like the most romantic show around. 26 00:01:03,609 --> 00:01:05,409 Not a smooch show. 27 00:01:05,409 --> 00:01:07,170 Valentine's day is not over. 28 00:01:07,170 --> 00:01:12,210 It's a month long celebration of grossness. 29 00:01:12,210 --> 00:01:12,680 Uh, 30 00:01:12,680 --> 00:01:14,450 I forgot to do this last week. 31 00:01:14,450 --> 00:01:14,950 Last week, 32 00:01:14,950 --> 00:01:16,659 our top listening city was Pennington, 33 00:01:16,659 --> 00:01:17,329 New Jersey, 34 00:01:17,329 --> 00:01:18,289 which keeps popping up. 35 00:01:18,289 --> 00:01:19,369 So thank you Pennington. 36 00:01:19,370 --> 00:01:20,320 This week, 37 00:01:20,319 --> 00:01:22,099 top listening city, 38 00:01:22,099 --> 00:01:23,099 Daly City, 39 00:01:23,099 --> 00:01:24,449 California. 40 00:01:24,450 --> 00:01:25,849 What's up Daly City. 41 00:01:26,210 --> 00:01:27,050 Do you know where it is? 42 00:01:27,049 --> 00:01:27,849 NorCal. 43 00:01:27,849 --> 00:01:28,169 Oh, 44 00:01:28,170 --> 00:01:28,689 okay. 45 00:01:28,689 --> 00:01:29,039 I think, 46 00:01:29,039 --> 00:01:30,370 I think that's up in the Bay area. 47 00:01:30,370 --> 00:01:34,010 I guess I could have researched that or just asked my wife who's from that area. 48 00:01:34,010 --> 00:01:34,620 And, 49 00:01:34,620 --> 00:01:35,129 uh, 50 00:01:35,129 --> 00:01:36,730 we could have driven there. 51 00:01:36,730 --> 00:01:38,170 I know what an asshole I am. 52 00:01:38,170 --> 00:01:38,359 Hey, 53 00:01:38,359 --> 00:01:38,849 I was right. 54 00:01:38,849 --> 00:01:39,090 Okay. 55 00:01:39,090 --> 00:01:39,569 Thank God. 56 00:01:39,569 --> 00:01:39,989 You know, 57 00:01:39,989 --> 00:01:42,290 I'm going to try and go to sleep tonight and now I'm going, 58 00:01:42,290 --> 00:01:46,730 all I'm going to think about is how funny it was that you said not a smooching show. 59 00:01:46,730 --> 00:01:50,769 Maybe that should be the title of the episode. 60 00:01:50,769 --> 00:01:52,489 Not a smooching show. 61 00:01:52,489 --> 00:01:52,849 Uh, 62 00:01:52,849 --> 00:01:55,209 we got a lot to get to tonight. 63 00:01:55,250 --> 00:01:57,180 We've got a voicemail from the homie, 64 00:01:57,180 --> 00:01:58,060 chew your beer, 65 00:01:58,060 --> 00:01:59,090 actually from him, 66 00:01:59,090 --> 00:02:01,730 not as weird as Australian cousins, 67 00:02:01,730 --> 00:02:02,209 Australian cousin, 68 00:02:02,209 --> 00:02:02,420 twin, 69 00:02:02,420 --> 00:02:02,849 whatever. 70 00:02:02,849 --> 00:02:03,890 I don't know. 71 00:02:03,890 --> 00:02:04,209 Might. 72 00:02:04,209 --> 00:02:05,170 That was weird. 73 00:02:05,170 --> 00:02:06,409 Dingo cousin thing. 74 00:02:06,409 --> 00:02:07,409 Uh, 75 00:02:07,409 --> 00:02:08,370 he has some news. 76 00:02:08,370 --> 00:02:10,730 I just wonder how many beers deep was he on that one? 77 00:02:10,730 --> 00:02:12,250 How many fosters deep? 78 00:02:12,250 --> 00:02:12,889 Foster. 79 00:02:12,889 --> 00:02:13,250 Well, 80 00:02:13,250 --> 00:02:13,569 yeah, 81 00:02:13,569 --> 00:02:14,290 it would take a lot. 82 00:02:14,290 --> 00:02:14,490 Yeah. 83 00:02:14,490 --> 00:02:14,870 I mean, 84 00:02:14,870 --> 00:02:16,849 he had to have a rack of fosters at that point. 85 00:02:16,849 --> 00:02:18,449 Is that a thing? 86 00:02:18,449 --> 00:02:18,979 I mean, 87 00:02:18,980 --> 00:02:21,439 it's not something I participate in, 88 00:02:21,439 --> 00:02:21,819 but, 89 00:02:21,819 --> 00:02:22,120 uh, 90 00:02:22,120 --> 00:02:23,409 I'm sure it's a thing. 91 00:02:23,699 --> 00:02:26,409 Especially if you're chew your rue or whatever the fuck his name was. 92 00:02:26,409 --> 00:02:27,930 Chew your rue. 93 00:02:27,930 --> 00:02:29,030 Smooches, 94 00:02:29,030 --> 00:02:30,009 chew your rue. 95 00:02:30,009 --> 00:02:30,529 Um, 96 00:02:30,530 --> 00:02:32,170 got some news to get to. 97 00:02:32,170 --> 00:02:37,250 Snoop Dogg is a get into the booze game again. 98 00:02:37,250 --> 00:02:37,710 And, 99 00:02:37,710 --> 00:02:37,840 uh, 100 00:02:37,840 --> 00:02:39,409 ludicrous libation law. 101 00:02:39,409 --> 00:02:39,889 So much more. 102 00:02:39,889 --> 00:02:40,449 All right, 103 00:02:40,449 --> 00:02:42,889 let's kick it off with some hydration over here. 104 00:02:42,889 --> 00:02:43,750 [Rubber stamp sound] 105 00:02:45,500 --> 00:02:48,900 I smooch my beer. 106 00:02:48,900 --> 00:02:49,400 It's a trap. 107 00:02:50,500 --> 00:02:58,659 It's the motherfucking remix. 108 00:02:58,659 --> 00:03:01,030 Aww, 109 00:03:01,030 --> 00:03:02,659 that was so sweet. 110 00:03:02,659 --> 00:03:04,810 That sounded like the Mickey kiss, 111 00:03:04,810 --> 00:03:06,659 like the classic Mickey kiss. 112 00:03:06,659 --> 00:03:07,349 Sorry, 113 00:03:07,349 --> 00:03:08,659 nerd moment. 114 00:03:08,659 --> 00:03:09,150 We are, 115 00:03:09,150 --> 00:03:12,760 Monica and I are over here drinking Smog City, 116 00:03:12,759 --> 00:03:14,659 Smog Days Haze Craze. 117 00:03:14,659 --> 00:03:18,659 And it's the Moonbow Hazy IPA. 118 00:03:18,759 --> 00:03:27,659 It is 6.3% and they say Moonbow uses straight up heavy hitter hops to create a nuanced tropical fruit experience. 119 00:03:27,659 --> 00:03:30,659 Guava and tropical fruit salad dominate the aroma, 120 00:03:30,659 --> 00:03:32,060 backed by lemon candy, 121 00:03:32,060 --> 00:03:32,659 citrus, 122 00:03:32,659 --> 00:03:34,659 and subtle floral backtones. 123 00:03:34,659 --> 00:03:36,659 With soft bitterness and a medium body, 124 00:03:36,659 --> 00:03:39,659 this IPA is cosmically crushable. 125 00:03:39,659 --> 00:03:44,659 The Smog Days Haze Craze IPA series is an innovative lineup of unique, 126 00:03:44,729 --> 00:03:45,919 thirst-quenching, 127 00:03:45,920 --> 00:03:46,660 hazy IPAs, 128 00:03:46,659 --> 00:03:50,659 an enticing expression of our brewer's creativity and love for experimentation. 129 00:03:50,659 --> 00:03:55,659 Join us on our ever-expanding quest to discover the ultimate hazy hop combinations. 130 00:03:55,659 --> 00:03:59,560 And can I just say I'm so appreciative that when people want to experiment with beer, 131 00:03:59,560 --> 00:04:02,659 they make more beer and not cocktails. 132 00:04:02,659 --> 00:04:03,659 Yes. 133 00:04:03,659 --> 00:04:04,659 Yeah. 134 00:04:04,659 --> 00:04:07,659 What's the definition of a heavy hitter hop? 135 00:04:07,659 --> 00:04:09,659 I don't know. 136 00:04:09,659 --> 00:04:09,939 Well, 137 00:04:09,939 --> 00:04:10,659 ask the brewer. 138 00:04:10,659 --> 00:04:11,659 I don't know. 139 00:04:11,659 --> 00:04:12,659 Don't ask me. 140 00:04:12,659 --> 00:04:15,680 I'm not a huge hazy IPA brewer, 141 00:04:15,680 --> 00:04:17,659 so I don't really know what that means. 142 00:04:17,659 --> 00:04:19,659 I just thought that was weird. 143 00:04:19,659 --> 00:04:19,909 Yeah, 144 00:04:19,909 --> 00:04:20,659 heavy hitter hop. 145 00:04:20,659 --> 00:04:27,659 I would guess like Nectaron and those like buzzword hazy hops. 146 00:04:27,659 --> 00:04:28,659 Yeah. 147 00:04:28,659 --> 00:04:29,659 Yeah. 148 00:04:29,659 --> 00:04:30,189 Nelson, 149 00:04:30,189 --> 00:04:30,829 Nectaron, 150 00:04:30,829 --> 00:04:31,659 586. 151 00:04:33,889 --> 00:04:35,569 Flux is favorite 586. 152 00:04:35,569 --> 00:04:36,050 Yeah, 153 00:04:36,050 --> 00:04:37,639 586 is delicious. 154 00:04:37,639 --> 00:04:38,909 It needs a fucking name. 155 00:04:38,910 --> 00:04:39,020 Mackenzie. 156 00:04:39,019 --> 00:04:39,409 Yeah. 157 00:04:39,410 --> 00:04:40,610 Goddamn name already. 158 00:04:40,610 --> 00:04:41,250 It needs a name. 159 00:04:41,250 --> 00:04:44,930 Do you have any insight into like getting a fucking name pushed through? 160 00:04:44,930 --> 00:04:45,490 I do not. 161 00:04:45,490 --> 00:04:46,129 You know anybody? 162 00:04:46,129 --> 00:04:46,930 I do not. 163 00:04:46,930 --> 00:04:48,400 I'm not important enough for that. 164 00:04:48,399 --> 00:04:49,279 We'll get there. 165 00:04:49,279 --> 00:04:52,129 I'll tell you what's an underrated hop is the Macanac hop. 166 00:04:52,129 --> 00:04:54,089 I think it's a real thing. 167 00:04:54,089 --> 00:04:55,089 I've not had that one. 168 00:04:55,089 --> 00:04:55,319 All right. 169 00:04:55,319 --> 00:04:55,490 Well, 170 00:04:55,490 --> 00:04:57,110 before the ADHD really takes in, 171 00:04:57,110 --> 00:04:58,139 this is... 172 00:04:58,139 --> 00:04:58,779 Squirrel. 173 00:04:58,779 --> 00:04:59,179 Yeah. 174 00:04:59,180 --> 00:04:59,649 This is good. 175 00:04:59,649 --> 00:05:00,929 I get a lot of like, 176 00:05:01,779 --> 00:05:03,589 like pineapple in the shows. 177 00:05:03,589 --> 00:05:03,809 Yeah. 178 00:05:03,810 --> 00:05:04,689 That's what I got. 179 00:05:04,689 --> 00:05:05,490 We were pouring it, 180 00:05:05,490 --> 00:05:06,129 especially. 181 00:05:06,129 --> 00:05:06,370 Yeah. 182 00:05:06,370 --> 00:05:07,569 As it sat here for about 10 minutes, 183 00:05:07,569 --> 00:05:10,500 the schnauz did tame down a little bit as it warmed up, 184 00:05:10,500 --> 00:05:11,040 I guess. 185 00:05:11,040 --> 00:05:12,770 I do get guava on the tongue jobber. 186 00:05:12,769 --> 00:05:14,689 We all know I love guava. 187 00:05:14,689 --> 00:05:17,069 Getting the passion fruit in the nose now. 188 00:05:17,069 --> 00:05:17,250 Yeah. 189 00:05:17,250 --> 00:05:18,129 Lemon candy. 190 00:05:18,129 --> 00:05:20,050 I don't know about lemon candy. 191 00:05:20,050 --> 00:05:21,569 I love like hard lemon candy. 192 00:05:21,569 --> 00:05:24,060 A little citrusy in there. 193 00:05:24,060 --> 00:05:24,639 Yeah. 194 00:05:24,639 --> 00:05:25,009 Yeah. 195 00:05:25,009 --> 00:05:25,969 This is really nice. 196 00:05:25,970 --> 00:05:26,820 I know you're not a, 197 00:05:26,819 --> 00:05:27,689 you're not a hazy person, 198 00:05:27,689 --> 00:05:28,189 but I'm not, 199 00:05:28,189 --> 00:05:29,259 but this is delicious. 200 00:05:29,259 --> 00:05:29,409 Yeah. 201 00:05:29,409 --> 00:05:30,599 This is very drinkable. 202 00:05:30,600 --> 00:05:32,570 And I'm not like against hazies. 203 00:05:32,569 --> 00:05:34,469 I just have had a lot of bad ones. 204 00:05:34,470 --> 00:05:34,760 Yes. 205 00:05:34,759 --> 00:05:35,329 Yeah. 206 00:05:35,329 --> 00:05:36,069 I have found, 207 00:05:36,069 --> 00:05:37,379 tell me what you think. 208 00:05:37,379 --> 00:05:38,180 I found that, 209 00:05:38,180 --> 00:05:39,409 and this is just going to sound like, 210 00:05:39,409 --> 00:05:39,779 "Hey, 211 00:05:39,779 --> 00:05:45,409 you're from California." West coast hazies are the better of the hazies. 212 00:05:45,409 --> 00:05:45,889 On the east coast, 213 00:05:45,889 --> 00:05:48,689 they get chunky and they're like protein shakes. 214 00:05:48,689 --> 00:05:50,850 West coast seems to do a good job of A, 215 00:05:50,850 --> 00:05:51,960 not making them chunky, 216 00:05:51,959 --> 00:05:52,789 making them hazy, 217 00:05:52,790 --> 00:05:53,819 not... 218 00:05:53,819 --> 00:05:55,889 That's a technical term. 219 00:05:55,889 --> 00:06:01,490 And they also tend to have just a nice little bit of bitterness to them that the east coast ones are missing. 220 00:06:01,490 --> 00:06:02,980 More of a crispy dry finish, 221 00:06:02,980 --> 00:06:05,330 but it's probably more our water profile. 222 00:06:05,329 --> 00:06:05,620 Well, 223 00:06:05,620 --> 00:06:06,560 it could be that too. 224 00:06:06,560 --> 00:06:07,730 We have great water here. 225 00:06:07,730 --> 00:06:09,009 Do you think being by... 226 00:06:09,009 --> 00:06:09,579 I mean, 227 00:06:09,579 --> 00:06:10,899 it's good for hops. 228 00:06:10,899 --> 00:06:11,009 Yeah. 229 00:06:11,009 --> 00:06:12,129 It's good for Westies. 230 00:06:12,129 --> 00:06:12,680 Well, 231 00:06:12,680 --> 00:06:14,930 I want to know to the brewer, 232 00:06:14,930 --> 00:06:17,970 what defines a bad hazy? 233 00:06:17,970 --> 00:06:19,570 So I wouldn't say bad. 234 00:06:19,569 --> 00:06:20,850 I'm just not a... 235 00:06:20,850 --> 00:06:21,450 Well, 236 00:06:21,449 --> 00:06:21,789 no, 237 00:06:21,790 --> 00:06:23,240 you said bad. 238 00:06:23,240 --> 00:06:23,970 I'm not like a... 239 00:06:23,970 --> 00:06:24,850 So I just want to hear it. 240 00:06:25,949 --> 00:06:27,569 I'm not like a smooth mouthfeel, 241 00:06:27,569 --> 00:06:28,370 like... 242 00:06:28,370 --> 00:06:31,170 You don't want that like straight juice. 243 00:06:31,170 --> 00:06:31,870 Yeah. 244 00:06:31,870 --> 00:06:41,480 Like the big thick mouthfeel where it didn't get the biotransformation and you're actually getting like particles in it. 245 00:06:41,480 --> 00:06:42,879 It's not just a hazy. 246 00:06:42,879 --> 00:06:44,529 That would be bad to me. 247 00:06:44,529 --> 00:06:48,299 I also don't love dank flavor profile. 248 00:06:48,300 --> 00:06:52,460 So would the average drinker know what you're talking about there? 249 00:06:52,460 --> 00:06:53,090 I don't know. 250 00:06:53,090 --> 00:06:54,770 I mean, 251 00:06:54,769 --> 00:07:02,209 probably they could discern whether they've had a hazy that doesn't have a chunky feel to it. 252 00:07:02,210 --> 00:07:02,960 Floaters. 253 00:07:02,960 --> 00:07:03,650 I mean, 254 00:07:03,649 --> 00:07:08,699 there's physical floaters in some hazies and like this one that we're drinking right now, 255 00:07:08,699 --> 00:07:09,330 it's not. 256 00:07:09,330 --> 00:07:10,080 Okay. 257 00:07:10,080 --> 00:07:11,720 I understand that. 258 00:07:11,720 --> 00:07:12,770 But so to me, 259 00:07:12,769 --> 00:07:15,389 if I were to define a bad hazy, 260 00:07:15,389 --> 00:07:23,649 it is a hazy IPA that has like a huge malt character to the flavor profile. 261 00:07:23,730 --> 00:07:24,610 that would make sense. 262 00:07:24,610 --> 00:07:27,330 Which as an average Joe, 263 00:07:27,330 --> 00:07:28,610 which I am, 264 00:07:28,610 --> 00:07:32,210 I don't know how that comes about. 265 00:07:32,210 --> 00:07:32,940 I mean, 266 00:07:32,939 --> 00:07:39,039 so it would have to have like a big malt backbone in order for you to have like really malty flavor to it. 267 00:07:39,039 --> 00:07:42,209 My guess is that they're putting caramel malt in it, 268 00:07:42,210 --> 00:07:46,300 which would be like an old school West Coast IPA sort of thing, 269 00:07:46,300 --> 00:07:48,129 but not as much hazy. 270 00:07:48,129 --> 00:07:57,490 So like new age hazier beer is just two row or just Pilsner with a little bit of like dextran malt for head retention, 271 00:07:57,490 --> 00:08:02,529 maybe a little bit of something for color like Vienna or something like that. 272 00:08:02,529 --> 00:08:04,610 Very light. 273 00:08:04,610 --> 00:08:05,250 People use like oats stuff, 274 00:08:05,250 --> 00:08:05,639 right? 275 00:08:05,649 --> 00:08:06,209 oats are a big thing. 276 00:08:06,210 --> 00:08:06,670 Yeah, 277 00:08:06,669 --> 00:08:07,669 flaked oats. 278 00:08:07,669 --> 00:08:14,990 But your malt character is normally second to your hop flavor profile in most hazies now. 279 00:08:14,990 --> 00:08:15,889 So I mean. 280 00:08:15,889 --> 00:08:16,180 Which you would, 281 00:08:16,180 --> 00:08:16,310 yes, 282 00:08:16,310 --> 00:08:16,850 right. 283 00:08:16,850 --> 00:08:18,990 And it makes the most sense. 284 00:08:18,990 --> 00:08:22,289 Hazies are supposed to be more hop forward. 285 00:08:22,289 --> 00:08:23,809 They're the stars. 286 00:08:23,810 --> 00:08:24,889 You're getting those fruity, 287 00:08:24,889 --> 00:08:25,800 juicy characters. 288 00:08:25,800 --> 00:08:26,819 Characteristics, 289 00:08:26,819 --> 00:08:27,090 right. 290 00:08:27,090 --> 00:08:33,410 But I like a hazy that is a little bit drier on the finish and lighter than being like big, 291 00:08:34,389 --> 00:08:35,960 full bodied mouth feel. 292 00:08:35,960 --> 00:08:36,129 Okay. 293 00:08:36,129 --> 00:08:37,319 Is there sort of a, 294 00:08:37,319 --> 00:08:38,689 I say big production. 295 00:08:38,690 --> 00:08:40,900 I don't mean like Budweiser big, 296 00:08:40,899 --> 00:08:41,089 but like, 297 00:08:41,090 --> 00:08:44,610 is there a production beer that you can think of that's kind of like that, 298 00:08:44,610 --> 00:08:47,889 like a hazy little thing or something along those lines? 299 00:08:47,889 --> 00:08:49,019 I don't know. 300 00:08:49,019 --> 00:08:53,220 I don't really try a ton of hazies honestly anymore. 301 00:08:53,220 --> 00:08:57,649 I tried a lot when they first became popular and I do not try a ton of them anymore. 302 00:08:57,649 --> 00:08:58,769 Trying to figure out why. 303 00:08:58,769 --> 00:08:59,569 Yeah. 304 00:08:59,569 --> 00:09:00,970 But this one is very good. 305 00:09:00,970 --> 00:09:01,569 Smog City. 306 00:09:01,629 --> 00:09:01,829 Yeah. 307 00:09:01,829 --> 00:09:02,079 I mean, 308 00:09:02,079 --> 00:09:03,490 Smog City is putting out some great stuff. 309 00:09:03,490 --> 00:09:03,920 So, 310 00:09:03,920 --> 00:09:04,769 and they've been doing it forever. 311 00:09:04,769 --> 00:09:05,569 All right. 312 00:09:05,569 --> 00:09:06,199 Monica's here. 313 00:09:06,200 --> 00:09:08,450 I figured we should ask her some beer things. 314 00:09:08,450 --> 00:09:09,009 First of all, 315 00:09:09,009 --> 00:09:10,720 head brewer at Petals and Pints. 316 00:09:10,720 --> 00:09:12,279 We talked about it last week. 317 00:09:12,279 --> 00:09:17,660 You just dropped a new sour and the new coffee collab with California Coffee Republic. 318 00:09:17,660 --> 00:09:17,890 Yeah. 319 00:09:17,889 --> 00:09:21,410 So the sour is Blackberry Blueberry. 320 00:09:21,410 --> 00:09:22,910 So nice and tart. 321 00:09:22,910 --> 00:09:27,490 Has lots of those berry flavors and really refreshing. 322 00:09:27,490 --> 00:09:28,769 Nice. 323 00:09:28,769 --> 00:09:29,809 And sessionable. 324 00:09:29,879 --> 00:09:31,079 Sessionable, 325 00:09:31,079 --> 00:09:31,769 easy drinker, 326 00:09:31,769 --> 00:09:33,100 very tart though. 327 00:09:33,100 --> 00:09:36,450 So the people who like sour definitely come try that. 328 00:09:36,450 --> 00:09:36,840 Thanks. 329 00:09:36,839 --> 00:09:37,740 I love, 330 00:09:37,740 --> 00:09:39,250 personally, 331 00:09:39,250 --> 00:09:40,920 I love Blackberry and sour. 332 00:09:40,920 --> 00:09:43,890 I think it is a very underrated berry that's used. 333 00:09:43,889 --> 00:09:47,490 I feel like blueberries are hard to play with and sours. 334 00:09:47,490 --> 00:09:48,009 Yeah. 335 00:09:48,009 --> 00:09:51,250 So blueberries can be a lot of different things. 336 00:09:51,250 --> 00:09:55,720 So the puree that we got was a little bit on the tart side. 337 00:09:55,720 --> 00:09:58,930 So the Blackberry was really nice to kind of sweeten it up a little bit. 338 00:09:58,960 --> 00:09:59,830 Okay. 339 00:09:59,829 --> 00:10:00,279 Yeah. 340 00:10:00,279 --> 00:10:05,329 And then the uptempo is our Nitro Coffee Cream Ale with lactose. 341 00:10:05,329 --> 00:10:07,329 And it's super creamy, 342 00:10:07,329 --> 00:10:09,699 but light on the finish. 343 00:10:09,700 --> 00:10:14,820 So up front you get that super creamy nitro head with a little bit of that lactose to it. 344 00:10:14,819 --> 00:10:19,949 And then you get all of the flavors of the California Coffee Republic coffee beans, 345 00:10:19,950 --> 00:10:22,930 which he does light roast on most of his stuff. 346 00:10:22,930 --> 00:10:24,860 So this is a Costa Rican coffee, 347 00:10:24,860 --> 00:10:26,559 anaerobically fermented, 348 00:10:26,559 --> 00:10:31,439 which gives kind of like a honey note and you definitely get it in the beer. 349 00:10:31,440 --> 00:10:33,890 And there's also like a port wine, 350 00:10:33,889 --> 00:10:38,430 citrus peel and dragon fruit character. 351 00:10:38,430 --> 00:10:40,279 I get the citrus peel up front, 352 00:10:40,279 --> 00:10:43,009 like the kind of tangy port wine in the middle, 353 00:10:43,009 --> 00:10:45,769 and then huge dragon fruit at the end. 354 00:10:45,769 --> 00:10:46,049 Nice. 355 00:10:46,049 --> 00:10:47,139 Interesting. 356 00:10:47,139 --> 00:10:47,250 Yeah. 357 00:10:47,250 --> 00:10:49,170 I'm the kind of guy who buys... 358 00:10:49,389 --> 00:10:52,610 That's another fruit flavor I feel like that's very hard to pinpoint. 359 00:10:52,610 --> 00:10:53,809 Yes. 360 00:10:53,809 --> 00:10:58,129 Like if you're not getting it locally or fresh. 361 00:10:58,129 --> 00:10:58,710 Yes. 362 00:10:58,710 --> 00:10:59,019 Yeah. 363 00:10:59,019 --> 00:11:00,049 So dragon fruit, 364 00:11:00,049 --> 00:11:02,179 it's coming from the coffee beans. 365 00:11:02,180 --> 00:11:07,730 It's not coming from any of the beer ingredients other than those coffee beans. 366 00:11:07,730 --> 00:11:08,769 So it came out incredible. 367 00:11:08,769 --> 00:11:09,940 We didn't... 368 00:11:09,940 --> 00:11:14,210 This is the first time we're doing a coffee cream ale and it ended up really good. 369 00:11:14,360 --> 00:11:15,190 So it's fun. 370 00:11:15,190 --> 00:11:19,640 It's like using different hops to get different fruit or whatever profiles. 371 00:11:19,639 --> 00:11:22,850 Now you're using coffee to get different fruity whatever profiles. 372 00:11:22,850 --> 00:11:24,769 That's amazing to me. 373 00:11:24,769 --> 00:11:25,329 Yeah. 374 00:11:25,329 --> 00:11:26,500 Yeah. 375 00:11:26,500 --> 00:11:30,769 And truly like CCR does incredible coffee roasting. 376 00:11:30,769 --> 00:11:33,710 They're a little bit more on the light and medium roast side. 377 00:11:33,710 --> 00:11:38,300 So you get those flavors out of coffee beans instead of it just being like roasty, 378 00:11:38,299 --> 00:11:39,490 typical coffee flavor. 379 00:11:39,490 --> 00:11:40,529 Yeah. 380 00:11:40,529 --> 00:11:42,370 I'm the guy who buys all his dark roast. 381 00:11:42,579 --> 00:11:42,720 See, 382 00:11:42,720 --> 00:11:44,139 I was just going to say, 383 00:11:44,139 --> 00:11:47,089 I love light roast coffee and I feel like a bitch. 384 00:11:47,089 --> 00:11:49,490 You're not. 385 00:11:49,490 --> 00:11:51,410 You just like intricate flavors. 386 00:11:51,410 --> 00:11:52,930 But yeah, 387 00:11:52,930 --> 00:11:56,200 I just love light roasted coffee. 388 00:11:56,200 --> 00:11:57,730 I think it's top notch. 389 00:11:57,730 --> 00:11:58,069 Yeah. 390 00:11:58,069 --> 00:12:01,970 They were out of the dark roast last time and he told me to get the Malibu, 391 00:12:01,970 --> 00:12:03,490 which is like a medium roast. 392 00:12:03,490 --> 00:12:03,730 Yeah. 393 00:12:03,730 --> 00:12:06,129 He won bronze at the Golden Bean. 394 00:12:06,129 --> 00:12:07,410 That's a thing? 395 00:12:07,410 --> 00:12:08,130 The Golden Bean? 396 00:12:08,129 --> 00:12:08,930 Yes. 397 00:12:08,930 --> 00:12:10,050 I have not heard of this. 398 00:12:10,129 --> 00:12:12,129 For Malibu and it's very good. 399 00:12:12,129 --> 00:12:17,000 We were really close to using that in our coffee beer and that Costa Rican one, 400 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:18,129 it's called La Machina. 401 00:12:18,129 --> 00:12:21,089 It just knocked it out of the park for us. 402 00:12:21,089 --> 00:12:21,649 So good. 403 00:12:21,649 --> 00:12:24,769 Golden Bean doesn't really sound like a coffee thing. 404 00:12:24,769 --> 00:12:25,809 Golden Bean. 405 00:12:25,809 --> 00:12:26,049 Anyway. 406 00:12:26,049 --> 00:12:26,529 Here we go. 407 00:12:26,529 --> 00:12:29,009 Wait for that. 408 00:12:29,009 --> 00:12:31,170 Not a Golden Bean show. 409 00:12:31,170 --> 00:12:32,610 Not yet. 410 00:12:32,610 --> 00:12:35,789 And bringing it back to beer, 411 00:12:35,789 --> 00:12:40,609 any new fun hops or anything you guys are fucking around with? 412 00:12:40,610 --> 00:12:41,210 Hops, 413 00:12:41,210 --> 00:12:41,380 no, 414 00:12:41,379 --> 00:12:44,129 but we're barrel aging, 415 00:12:44,129 --> 00:12:46,850 bourbon barrel aging our anniversary beer. 416 00:12:46,850 --> 00:12:48,769 And it's a doppelbach this year. 417 00:12:48,769 --> 00:12:50,930 First time you've barrel aged? 418 00:12:50,930 --> 00:12:52,930 Do you often barrel age? 419 00:12:52,930 --> 00:12:56,769 We barrel age once a year for our anniversary. 420 00:12:56,769 --> 00:13:00,129 So we'll do our anniversary beer every year. 421 00:13:00,129 --> 00:13:04,049 This is the first time we're doing a lager and it's already tasting great from the barrel. 422 00:13:04,049 --> 00:13:04,990 So I'm excited. 423 00:13:04,990 --> 00:13:08,850 It'll be out March 9th at our fourth anniversary party. 424 00:13:08,940 --> 00:13:10,929 So then how long are you sitting it in the barrels? 425 00:13:10,929 --> 00:13:12,850 It'll be six weeks on this one. 426 00:13:12,850 --> 00:13:14,129 I wanted to do three months, 427 00:13:14,129 --> 00:13:14,850 but my barrels, 428 00:13:14,850 --> 00:13:16,450 like with all of the weather and stuff, 429 00:13:16,450 --> 00:13:18,289 it just took forever to get these barrels. 430 00:13:18,289 --> 00:13:19,340 For some reason, 431 00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:22,210 I ordered them and like six weeks later they came. 432 00:13:22,210 --> 00:13:22,990 And normally, 433 00:13:22,990 --> 00:13:24,610 so like for the last three years, 434 00:13:24,610 --> 00:13:27,250 we've ordered them and they're here like three days later. 435 00:13:27,250 --> 00:13:27,659 You're like, 436 00:13:27,659 --> 00:13:27,899 "Shit, 437 00:13:27,899 --> 00:13:28,769 we got barrels now." Yeah. 438 00:13:28,769 --> 00:13:31,490 And you have to put the beer in them immediately. 439 00:13:31,490 --> 00:13:31,850 Right. 440 00:13:31,850 --> 00:13:32,690 You can't let them dry out. 441 00:13:32,690 --> 00:13:33,139 Right. 442 00:13:33,139 --> 00:13:37,169 So it's like I had to time that and it was like, 443 00:13:37,169 --> 00:13:37,649 "Oh, 444 00:13:37,649 --> 00:13:42,210 they're not here yet." But it was good we made a lager because it just sat in the tank for longer. 445 00:13:42,210 --> 00:13:42,610 Sure. 446 00:13:42,610 --> 00:13:47,250 Will you save a barrel for like another six months just to try it or? 447 00:13:47,250 --> 00:13:48,539 So yeah, 448 00:13:48,539 --> 00:13:56,610 so we have kegs of our previous year anniversary beer as well to hook up on our anniversary day. 449 00:13:56,610 --> 00:13:57,710 That was a big-ass stout, 450 00:13:57,710 --> 00:13:58,289 wasn't it? 451 00:13:58,289 --> 00:13:58,690 Yeah. 452 00:13:58,690 --> 00:14:02,690 So it was called Earn Dog Stout and it was bourbon barrel aged. 453 00:14:02,690 --> 00:14:04,529 Multiple ABVs. 454 00:14:04,529 --> 00:14:05,250 Yeah. 455 00:14:05,250 --> 00:14:06,610 That one was like 12%. 456 00:14:06,610 --> 00:14:07,009 Yeah. 457 00:14:07,009 --> 00:14:08,210 That was a big boy. 458 00:14:08,210 --> 00:14:08,389 Yeah. 459 00:14:08,389 --> 00:14:10,850 So what's the projected on this Doppelbach? 460 00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:11,889 9.5. 461 00:14:11,889 --> 00:14:12,169 Oh, 462 00:14:12,169 --> 00:14:13,169 that's hefty. 463 00:14:13,169 --> 00:14:13,409 Yeah. 464 00:14:13,409 --> 00:14:15,409 Try to fuck us up. 465 00:14:15,409 --> 00:14:15,649 Yeah. 466 00:14:15,649 --> 00:14:17,250 It's delicious. 467 00:14:17,250 --> 00:14:20,529 Have that at the end of the year lager. 468 00:14:20,529 --> 00:14:21,490 That's an anniversary part. 469 00:14:21,490 --> 00:14:23,330 And then my Bach will be coming back. 470 00:14:23,330 --> 00:14:23,889 Nice. 471 00:14:23,889 --> 00:14:25,730 That'll be like early April. 472 00:14:25,730 --> 00:14:29,809 And then we've got Hummingbird Vienna lager coming out at the end of March too. 473 00:14:29,809 --> 00:14:30,529 That's a good one. 474 00:14:30,529 --> 00:14:31,169 Yeah. 475 00:14:31,169 --> 00:14:32,139 Nice. 476 00:14:32,139 --> 00:14:32,820 Come on out to Pedals, 477 00:14:32,820 --> 00:14:33,330 everybody. 478 00:14:33,330 --> 00:14:33,730 Yeah. 479 00:14:33,730 --> 00:14:34,929 We got some fun stuff. 480 00:14:35,649 --> 00:14:38,379 I got somebody a gift card for Christmas. 481 00:14:38,379 --> 00:14:40,409 He lives in Ventura area. 482 00:14:40,409 --> 00:14:41,330 I was like, 483 00:14:41,330 --> 00:14:43,330 "Here." He's always driving by. 484 00:14:43,330 --> 00:14:43,789 I was like, 485 00:14:43,789 --> 00:14:44,340 "Gift card. 486 00:14:44,340 --> 00:14:46,129 Go check out Pedals." And he's like, 487 00:14:46,129 --> 00:14:46,490 "Yeah. 488 00:14:46,490 --> 00:14:48,289 All right." Kind of brushed it off. 489 00:14:48,289 --> 00:14:49,370 I saw him a week ago. 490 00:14:49,370 --> 00:14:49,850 He goes, 491 00:14:49,850 --> 00:14:50,450 "Hey, 492 00:14:50,450 --> 00:14:52,059 that was pretty good." I was like, 493 00:14:52,059 --> 00:14:52,470 "What? 494 00:14:52,470 --> 00:14:53,690 No context." And I was like, 495 00:14:53,690 --> 00:14:54,799 "What was pretty good?" He's like, 496 00:14:54,799 --> 00:14:54,940 "Oh, 497 00:14:54,940 --> 00:14:56,460 I finally used that gift card." I was like, 498 00:14:56,460 --> 00:14:56,769 "Oh, 499 00:14:56,769 --> 00:14:57,299 good. 500 00:14:57,299 --> 00:15:00,370 I do like that." So some people like your shit. 501 00:15:00,370 --> 00:15:00,789 I'm glad. 502 00:15:00,789 --> 00:15:01,250 Thank you. 503 00:15:01,250 --> 00:15:01,809 Yeah. 504 00:14:35,690 --> 00:15:03,809 That's the goal at least. 505 00:14:43,620 --> 00:15:04,529 Sell beer. 506 00:15:04,929 --> 00:15:06,169 [laughter] Well, 507 00:15:06,169 --> 00:15:07,490 make stuff that people enjoy. 508 00:15:07,490 --> 00:15:07,850 Yeah. 509 00:15:07,850 --> 00:15:09,200 I forget what exactly I asked, 510 00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:11,570 but when I was talking to Preston over at Red Engine, 511 00:15:11,570 --> 00:15:12,129 I was like, 512 00:15:12,129 --> 00:15:13,759 "So what do you like to focus on? 513 00:15:13,759 --> 00:15:15,580 What's your main goal?" He's like, 514 00:15:15,580 --> 00:15:18,500 "Make shit people are going to buy." [laughter] Yeah. 515 00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:18,860 I mean, 516 00:15:18,860 --> 00:15:19,809 he makes great beer, 517 00:15:19,809 --> 00:15:21,889 so he doesn't have any problems with that. 518 00:15:21,889 --> 00:15:22,149 Yeah. 519 00:15:22,149 --> 00:15:23,250 He's doing good stuff already. 520 00:15:23,250 --> 00:15:23,899 Yeah. 521 00:15:23,899 --> 00:15:27,250 He knocked it out of the park on their open. 522 00:15:27,250 --> 00:15:27,379 Yeah. 523 00:15:27,379 --> 00:15:27,570 It was so good. 524 00:15:27,570 --> 00:15:28,970 He opened with 10 beers, 525 00:15:28,970 --> 00:15:30,090 three of them lagers. 526 00:15:30,090 --> 00:15:30,620 It's like, 527 00:15:30,620 --> 00:15:31,620 "What are you doing, 528 00:15:31,620 --> 00:15:32,049 man? 529 00:15:32,049 --> 00:15:33,570 Just coming out swinging." Yeah. 530 00:15:33,570 --> 00:15:36,450 I even told him to his face because he made me try the Mexican lager, 531 00:15:36,450 --> 00:15:36,929 and I was like, 532 00:15:36,929 --> 00:15:39,250 "I'm not a huge Mexican lager fan." It's really good. 533 00:15:39,250 --> 00:15:41,090 It's very Pacifico-esque. 534 00:15:41,090 --> 00:15:41,330 Yeah. 535 00:15:41,330 --> 00:15:42,690 Which is how I like my Mexican lagers. 536 00:15:42,690 --> 00:15:43,409 But craft. 537 00:15:43,409 --> 00:15:43,909 Right. 538 00:15:43,909 --> 00:15:45,139 But it's like the super light, 539 00:15:45,139 --> 00:15:48,370 not real corny or sweet like some of the lagers can get. 540 00:15:48,370 --> 00:15:48,690 So good. 541 00:15:48,690 --> 00:15:50,049 It has that lime note in it. 542 00:15:50,049 --> 00:15:50,370 Yeah. 543 00:15:50,370 --> 00:15:51,029 Yeah. 544 00:15:51,029 --> 00:15:51,730 It's delicious. 545 00:15:51,730 --> 00:15:52,200 In fact, 546 00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:54,350 that interview I think comes out next week. 547 00:15:54,350 --> 00:15:55,889 So stay tuned for that, 548 00:15:55,889 --> 00:15:56,929 everybody. 549 00:15:56,929 --> 00:15:57,330 Yeah. 550 00:15:57,330 --> 00:15:58,059 Yeah. 551 00:15:58,059 --> 00:15:58,210 We ate pizza and drank beer. 552 00:15:58,210 --> 00:16:00,049 Preston's the nicest guy ever too. 553 00:16:00,049 --> 00:16:01,019 Super nice guy. 554 00:16:01,019 --> 00:16:03,090 He had just gotten off some 12-hour shift. 555 00:16:03,409 --> 00:16:03,559 Yeah. 556 00:16:03,559 --> 00:16:04,769 He's still a firefighter. 557 00:16:04,769 --> 00:16:05,009 Yeah. 558 00:16:05,009 --> 00:16:06,049 Just no big deal. 559 00:16:06,049 --> 00:16:07,250 Completely blows my mind. 560 00:16:07,250 --> 00:16:07,570 I know. 561 00:16:07,570 --> 00:16:07,970 Yeah. 562 00:16:07,970 --> 00:16:08,649 We're about ready to start. 563 00:16:08,649 --> 00:16:08,909 He's like, 564 00:16:08,909 --> 00:16:09,029 "Oh, 565 00:16:09,029 --> 00:16:09,799 I'm a little tired." I was like, 566 00:16:09,799 --> 00:16:10,740 "Are you all right?" He goes, 567 00:16:10,740 --> 00:16:10,919 "Oh, 568 00:16:10,919 --> 00:16:11,049 yeah. 569 00:16:11,049 --> 00:16:11,840 I just got off work." I was like, 570 00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:14,259 "You're fucking dead." If I were doing what Preston was doing, 571 00:16:14,259 --> 00:16:15,649 I'd be on the floor right now. 572 00:16:15,730 --> 00:16:16,929 Just like fucking dead. 573 00:16:16,929 --> 00:16:18,129 He's talking about like it's no big deal. 574 00:16:18,129 --> 00:16:18,549 And I was like, 575 00:16:18,549 --> 00:16:19,490 "All right." Yeah. 576 00:16:19,490 --> 00:16:20,049 You're insane. 577 00:16:20,049 --> 00:16:21,009 Superman. 578 00:16:21,009 --> 00:16:22,009 Seriously. 579 00:16:22,009 --> 00:16:22,769 Fucking insane. 580 00:16:22,769 --> 00:16:23,220 All right. 581 00:16:23,220 --> 00:16:23,620 Cool. 582 00:16:23,620 --> 00:16:24,320 What else? 583 00:16:24,320 --> 00:16:24,470 Oh, 584 00:16:24,470 --> 00:16:25,429 I did some... 585 00:16:25,429 --> 00:16:27,389 I don't know if I'd call it research over the weekend, 586 00:16:27,389 --> 00:16:27,889 but... 587 00:16:27,889 --> 00:16:28,450 Uh-oh. 588 00:16:28,929 --> 00:16:30,379 I did get some decent beer. 589 00:16:30,379 --> 00:16:30,620 So, 590 00:16:30,620 --> 00:16:30,919 hey, 591 00:16:30,919 --> 00:16:31,279 Flex, 592 00:16:31,279 --> 00:16:33,649 did you know my sister's getting married? 593 00:16:33,649 --> 00:16:34,690 What? 594 00:16:34,690 --> 00:16:35,139 Yeah. 595 00:16:35,139 --> 00:16:36,129 Turns out she's getting married. 596 00:16:36,129 --> 00:16:37,730 This is news to me. 597 00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:38,450 Newsflash. 598 00:16:38,450 --> 00:16:39,970 I didn't know you had a sister. 599 00:16:39,970 --> 00:16:40,720 Neither did I. 600 00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:41,970 I keep trying to forget. 601 00:16:41,970 --> 00:16:42,679 Oh, 602 00:16:42,679 --> 00:16:43,730 my God. 603 00:16:43,730 --> 00:16:48,370 I went to her soon-to-be husband's bachelor party over the weekend. 604 00:16:48,370 --> 00:16:48,769 Tahoe. 605 00:16:48,769 --> 00:16:49,570 Tahoe. 606 00:16:49,570 --> 00:16:51,490 Nothing like going somewhere where it snows. 607 00:16:51,490 --> 00:16:53,809 Not that I knew you were going to Tahoe. 608 00:16:53,809 --> 00:16:54,049 No. 609 00:16:54,049 --> 00:16:55,730 Was it snowing? 610 00:16:55,730 --> 00:16:56,690 It was snowing. 611 00:16:56,690 --> 00:16:59,009 About this bachelor party before it did. 612 00:16:59,009 --> 00:16:59,169 Right. 613 00:16:59,169 --> 00:17:00,370 Exactly. 614 00:17:00,370 --> 00:17:01,730 I was so... 615 00:17:01,730 --> 00:17:02,629 Leading up to it, 616 00:17:02,629 --> 00:17:03,240 I was like, 617 00:17:03,240 --> 00:17:03,909 "Fuck. 618 00:17:03,909 --> 00:17:05,409 I'm going to have to drive up in the snow, 619 00:17:05,409 --> 00:17:06,279 and even worse, 620 00:17:06,279 --> 00:17:07,029 drive back. 621 00:17:07,029 --> 00:17:11,210 I can't take a week off of work because I got stuck up there." Luckily, 622 00:17:11,210 --> 00:17:13,009 the skies opened up. 623 00:17:13,009 --> 00:17:14,079 It snowed on my way. 624 00:17:14,079 --> 00:17:15,429 I flew into Reno, 625 00:17:15,429 --> 00:17:16,849 and then I rented a Jeep. 626 00:17:16,849 --> 00:17:17,239 I was like, 627 00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:18,769 "I'm not fucking with snow." No. 628 00:17:18,769 --> 00:17:19,820 Rented a Jeep, 629 00:17:19,820 --> 00:17:21,809 which surprisingly nice ride. 630 00:17:21,809 --> 00:17:23,730 I'm always in little tiny sports cars, 631 00:17:23,730 --> 00:17:25,150 and the Jeep was actually pretty nice. 632 00:17:25,150 --> 00:17:26,300 Got up there. 633 00:17:26,299 --> 00:17:27,590 It was great. 634 00:17:27,590 --> 00:17:28,289 It snowed on the way up, 635 00:17:28,289 --> 00:17:29,380 but on the way back, 636 00:17:29,380 --> 00:17:30,150 no big deal. 637 00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:32,850 I was able to make it back in time for the Super Bowl even, 638 00:17:32,849 --> 00:17:34,609 which was the main goal here. 639 00:17:34,610 --> 00:17:35,090 Good thing. 640 00:17:35,090 --> 00:17:36,510 Yeah. 641 00:17:36,509 --> 00:17:38,849 We did some snowmobiling and drinking, 642 00:17:38,849 --> 00:17:40,250 which was... 643 00:17:40,250 --> 00:17:41,570 I'd never snowmobiled before. 644 00:17:41,570 --> 00:17:42,450 It was fucking... 645 00:17:42,450 --> 00:17:43,210 It was pretty fun. 646 00:17:43,210 --> 00:17:44,289 We did a private tour. 647 00:17:44,289 --> 00:17:45,250 The guy's like... 648 00:17:45,250 --> 00:17:46,320 We found this open meadow. 649 00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:46,680 He goes, 650 00:17:46,679 --> 00:17:46,949 "Hey, 651 00:17:46,950 --> 00:17:49,250 you guys want to just let it rip for a few minutes?" I'm like, 652 00:17:49,250 --> 00:17:49,789 "Fuck. 653 00:17:49,789 --> 00:17:50,019 Yeah, 654 00:17:50,019 --> 00:17:50,409 we do. 655 00:17:50,409 --> 00:17:53,250 See how fast this thing can go." And then Jack, 656 00:17:53,250 --> 00:17:54,710 the groom-to-be, 657 00:17:54,710 --> 00:17:55,279 goes, 658 00:17:55,279 --> 00:17:55,809 "Hey, 659 00:17:55,809 --> 00:17:57,460 I was at 7-Eleven, 660 00:17:57,460 --> 00:18:00,210 and amongst all the shitty beer, 661 00:18:00,210 --> 00:18:04,450 they had this." And it was a collaboration between There Does Not Exist and Altamont. 662 00:18:04,450 --> 00:18:05,170 Ooh. 663 00:18:05,170 --> 00:18:05,570 It was great. 664 00:18:05,570 --> 00:18:06,289 No kidding. 665 00:18:06,289 --> 00:18:06,630 Yeah. 666 00:18:06,630 --> 00:18:07,230 West Coast. 667 00:18:07,230 --> 00:18:07,940 It was so good. 668 00:18:07,940 --> 00:18:09,190 So we went back the next day. 669 00:18:09,190 --> 00:18:09,670 I'm like, 670 00:18:09,670 --> 00:18:12,030 "I wonder if they still have any more of this." They had one more of Horvath, 671 00:18:12,029 --> 00:18:12,529 so... 672 00:18:12,529 --> 00:18:13,090 Nice. 673 00:18:13,090 --> 00:18:13,900 Him and I drank that way. 674 00:18:13,900 --> 00:18:15,250 Everyone else drank the peasant beer. 675 00:18:15,250 --> 00:18:15,880 What else? 676 00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:17,170 That was pretty much it. 677 00:18:17,170 --> 00:18:18,289 It was mostly... 678 00:18:18,289 --> 00:18:19,320 It was one full day. 679 00:18:19,320 --> 00:18:20,370 I got up Friday. 680 00:18:21,539 --> 00:18:22,200 He got there, 681 00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:23,590 pounded some drinks, 682 00:18:23,590 --> 00:18:25,230 snowmobiled the next day. 683 00:18:25,230 --> 00:18:27,610 We parted in the parking lot after snowmobiling. 684 00:18:27,610 --> 00:18:29,820 And the guide that took us out came by. 685 00:18:29,820 --> 00:18:33,260 He was leaving because we'd just been sitting there drinking the whole day. 686 00:18:33,259 --> 00:18:33,849 And we're like, 687 00:18:33,849 --> 00:18:34,099 "Hey, 688 00:18:34,099 --> 00:18:34,309 man, 689 00:18:34,309 --> 00:18:35,329 you want a beer?" He's like, 690 00:18:35,329 --> 00:18:35,719 "Yeah, 691 00:18:35,720 --> 00:18:36,119 sure. 692 00:18:36,119 --> 00:18:39,969 What the fuck?" He starts sharing war stories about snowmobiling in Canada, 693 00:18:39,970 --> 00:18:44,529 getting stuck in the snow and in frozen lakes and shit. 694 00:18:44,529 --> 00:18:45,570 So that was fun. 695 00:18:45,570 --> 00:18:46,910 And it was me, 696 00:18:46,909 --> 00:18:48,359 a snowmobile, 697 00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:49,890 and a grizzly, 698 00:18:49,889 --> 00:18:51,250 pretty much. 699 00:18:51,250 --> 00:18:55,170 And I'm the one still standing here talking to you. 700 00:18:55,170 --> 00:18:56,990 You see this scar? 701 00:18:56,990 --> 00:18:59,490 Imagine how bad he looks. 702 00:18:59,490 --> 00:19:02,029 He was one of those grizzled, 703 00:19:02,029 --> 00:19:04,769 I snowmobile everyday vets. 704 00:19:04,769 --> 00:19:07,740 I've never met one of those guys, 705 00:19:07,740 --> 00:19:09,409 so I don't know. 706 00:19:09,409 --> 00:19:10,369 Me either. 707 00:19:10,369 --> 00:19:11,409 Neither have I. 708 00:19:11,409 --> 00:19:11,889 It was funny. 709 00:19:11,889 --> 00:19:15,849 He spent so much time in the snow that his nose was constantly running, 710 00:19:15,849 --> 00:19:16,690 but he didn't know it. 711 00:19:16,690 --> 00:19:18,369 So we'd just be talking to him. 712 00:19:18,369 --> 00:19:19,009 And afterwards, 713 00:19:19,009 --> 00:19:20,309 we all had this discussion of, 714 00:19:20,309 --> 00:19:23,970 "Do you think he knows his nose was running?" We'd be sitting there talking to him. 715 00:19:23,970 --> 00:19:30,090 He's telling us this really funny story about getting stuck in the snow or getting ran over by some Canadian dude or whatever. 716 00:19:30,090 --> 00:19:31,140 And just drip, 717 00:19:31,139 --> 00:19:31,250 drip, 718 00:19:31,250 --> 00:19:31,700 drip. 719 00:19:31,700 --> 00:19:32,240 "Bud, 720 00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:33,190 can you feel that? 721 00:19:33,190 --> 00:19:38,289 Should we say something?" We were all just staring at his nose. 722 00:19:38,289 --> 00:19:38,690 He's got permafrost. 723 00:19:38,690 --> 00:19:39,380 "All right, 724 00:19:39,380 --> 00:19:40,070 you get it. 725 00:19:40,070 --> 00:19:40,680 It's cold, 726 00:19:40,679 --> 00:19:41,329 but yeah, 727 00:19:41,329 --> 00:19:43,730 it seems like it." But the snowmobile was fun. 728 00:19:43,900 --> 00:19:44,519 And like I said, 729 00:19:44,519 --> 00:19:45,610 had some good beers. 730 00:19:45,610 --> 00:19:47,730 So made it back in time to the Super Bowl. 731 00:19:47,730 --> 00:19:48,170 Yeah. 732 00:19:48,170 --> 00:19:54,530 That's cool that your future brother-in-law found you a nice little beer to have. 733 00:19:54,529 --> 00:19:54,769 Yeah. 734 00:19:54,769 --> 00:19:56,210 That was pretty nice. 735 00:19:56,210 --> 00:19:57,259 When I walked in Friday, 736 00:19:57,259 --> 00:19:58,369 airport took forever. 737 00:19:58,369 --> 00:20:00,289 What a nice future brother-in-law. 738 00:20:00,289 --> 00:20:00,610 Right? 739 00:20:00,610 --> 00:20:02,460 Maybe I won't punch him in the face. 740 00:20:02,460 --> 00:20:04,210 I walked in Friday night, 741 00:20:04,210 --> 00:20:06,490 the fucking airport getting the rental car was a nightmare. 742 00:20:06,490 --> 00:20:07,809 It took forever and I got there late. 743 00:20:07,809 --> 00:20:08,289 It always is. 744 00:20:08,289 --> 00:20:09,889 It's a little bad. 745 00:20:09,889 --> 00:20:12,289 Why do they make you make reservations? 746 00:20:12,289 --> 00:20:13,570 Thank you. 747 00:20:13,670 --> 00:20:16,930 And then you get there and they're not even fucking ready. 748 00:20:16,929 --> 00:20:17,250 Right. 749 00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:22,929 Like they're shocked that you're here to pick up a fucking car that you had reserved weeks prior. 750 00:20:22,929 --> 00:20:23,879 Yes, 751 00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:24,519 thank you. 752 00:20:24,519 --> 00:20:26,130 God damn. 753 00:20:26,130 --> 00:20:26,519 Well, 754 00:20:26,519 --> 00:20:27,110 on top of that, 755 00:20:27,110 --> 00:20:28,289 I stood in line for an hour. 756 00:20:28,289 --> 00:20:29,309 Tower 25, 757 00:20:29,309 --> 00:20:30,130 they said. 758 00:20:30,130 --> 00:20:31,220 Rent a car, 759 00:20:31,220 --> 00:20:32,369 they said. 760 00:20:32,369 --> 00:20:33,009 Well, 761 00:20:33,009 --> 00:20:35,230 I stood in line for an hour. 762 00:20:35,230 --> 00:20:36,929 I had the reservation for weeks. 763 00:20:36,929 --> 00:20:37,929 You think within that hour, 764 00:20:37,929 --> 00:20:39,730 maybe they could have brought the Jeep around? 765 00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:40,590 No, 766 00:20:40,590 --> 00:20:43,090 I get up there and she's looking me up and she's like, 767 00:20:43,090 --> 00:20:43,410 "Oh, 768 00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:44,179 Jeep. 769 00:20:44,179 --> 00:20:44,449 Oof. 770 00:20:44,450 --> 00:20:45,409 Yeah, 771 00:20:45,409 --> 00:20:47,809 I don't know." You don't know. 772 00:20:47,809 --> 00:20:51,549 I don't think you can swap me for a Ford Fiesta. 773 00:20:51,549 --> 00:20:52,450 That's not going to fly. 774 00:20:52,450 --> 00:20:54,849 It's almost like they work blindfolded. 775 00:20:54,849 --> 00:20:59,769 It's like there's no prep work and they go into the day just like, 776 00:20:59,769 --> 00:21:00,090 "Oh, 777 00:21:00,090 --> 00:21:00,519 well, 778 00:21:00,519 --> 00:21:03,275 let's see what we fucking have for whoever the fuck is coming 779 00:21:03,275 --> 00:21:05,942 in to get whatever the fuck we have." It'd be like going to 780 00:21:05,942 --> 00:21:08,610 the doctor and then going to a completely other doctor like, 781 00:21:09,170 --> 00:21:13,490 "You don't read my charts?" It's like they don't have access to what I reserved. 782 00:21:13,490 --> 00:21:14,450 It's so fucking weird. 783 00:21:14,450 --> 00:21:15,570 It's mind blowing. 784 00:21:15,570 --> 00:21:15,920 Yeah. 785 00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:17,570 So she hummed and hawed for a minute. 786 00:21:17,570 --> 00:21:17,920 I'm like, 787 00:21:17,920 --> 00:21:18,130 "Fuck, 788 00:21:18,130 --> 00:21:19,170 I'm not going to get my Jeep. 789 00:21:19,170 --> 00:21:24,370 I'm going to take the Ford Fiesta up the hill." And 89 Tercel. 790 00:21:24,369 --> 00:21:26,129 And finally she goes, 791 00:21:26,130 --> 00:21:28,150 "Hold on." So she calls somebody and she goes, 792 00:21:28,150 --> 00:21:28,769 "All right, 793 00:21:28,769 --> 00:21:30,809 they're finishing up right now. 794 00:21:30,809 --> 00:21:34,029 Just go outside and take a left and walk over here." Mind you, 795 00:21:34,029 --> 00:21:35,240 it's 17 degrees out. 796 00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:36,769 Now I got to go wait outside. 797 00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:37,910 It's like movie cold. 798 00:21:37,910 --> 00:21:39,089 Flex is used to this. 799 00:21:39,089 --> 00:21:40,369 Movie cold? 800 00:21:40,369 --> 00:21:41,490 You're so cute. 801 00:21:41,490 --> 00:21:41,740 Well, 802 00:21:41,740 --> 00:21:44,160 it's like movie cold where even when you're breathing through your nose, 803 00:21:44,160 --> 00:21:45,519 you still see steam coming out, 804 00:21:45,519 --> 00:21:47,650 which that doesn't happen in California. 805 00:21:47,650 --> 00:21:50,369 At least not in Southern California. 806 00:21:50,369 --> 00:21:50,890 So yeah, 807 00:21:50,890 --> 00:21:53,809 they bring the Jeep around and it's still covered, 808 00:21:53,809 --> 00:21:54,690 soaking wet. 809 00:21:54,690 --> 00:21:56,440 They just pointed a hose at it and were like, 810 00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:56,950 "All right, 811 00:21:56,950 --> 00:21:57,700 here's your Jeep, 812 00:21:57,700 --> 00:22:00,109 bud." And yeah, 813 00:22:00,109 --> 00:22:00,930 fucking the worst. 814 00:22:00,930 --> 00:22:01,460 Anyways, 815 00:22:01,460 --> 00:22:02,650 that was all leading to, 816 00:22:02,650 --> 00:22:04,529 took forever when I finally got to the house. 817 00:22:04,529 --> 00:22:05,210 Jack's like, 818 00:22:05,210 --> 00:22:05,630 "Hey man, 819 00:22:05,630 --> 00:22:09,569 got your beer." And then handed me a There Is Non-Exist collab and it was delicious. 820 00:22:09,569 --> 00:22:10,450 So good time. 821 00:22:10,450 --> 00:22:11,170 That's awesome. 822 00:22:11,170 --> 00:22:14,849 Also had some Coors Lights that weekend because it was a bachelor party. 823 00:22:14,849 --> 00:22:19,619 Traveling with kids need car seats. 824 00:22:19,619 --> 00:22:21,089 Get up to the line. 825 00:22:21,089 --> 00:22:21,410 "Oh, 826 00:22:21,410 --> 00:22:22,609 do you need car seats? 827 00:22:22,609 --> 00:22:23,569 I don't know. 828 00:22:23,569 --> 00:22:25,410 Did you see if I checked it? 829 00:22:25,410 --> 00:22:28,930 Why check the fucking box?" Golly, 830 00:22:28,930 --> 00:22:29,490 I'm sorry. 831 00:22:29,490 --> 00:22:30,849 I can't get over this shit. 832 00:22:30,849 --> 00:22:31,029 No, 833 00:22:31,029 --> 00:22:31,809 it's obnoxious. 834 00:22:31,809 --> 00:22:33,089 I hate renting cars. 835 00:22:33,089 --> 00:22:33,369 Yeah, 836 00:22:33,369 --> 00:22:33,869 same. 837 00:22:34,289 --> 00:22:36,049 I do love driving other cars though. 838 00:22:36,049 --> 00:22:36,849 I don't know. 839 00:22:36,849 --> 00:22:38,369 I like- I do not. 840 00:22:38,369 --> 00:22:38,940 Well, 841 00:22:38,940 --> 00:22:42,380 it does make me appreciate my car more, 842 00:22:42,380 --> 00:22:44,369 but I do enjoy just trying other cars. 843 00:22:44,369 --> 00:22:44,609 Usually, 844 00:22:44,609 --> 00:22:46,430 I hate it way more than my car. 845 00:22:46,430 --> 00:22:47,410 I love my car. 846 00:22:47,410 --> 00:22:47,809 And usually, 847 00:22:47,809 --> 00:22:48,769 I hate the car I rent. 848 00:22:48,769 --> 00:22:50,029 I like the Jeep this time. 849 00:22:50,029 --> 00:22:51,880 I just like driving different cars. 850 00:22:51,880 --> 00:22:58,049 I know for a fact I'll never buy a Camry because I've rented so many fucking Camrys and I hate every single one of them. 851 00:22:58,049 --> 00:23:03,250 We had a Durango last time we went to Nashville and it was the worst. 852 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:10,210 couldn't figure out where the windshield wipers were until the last day when we were driving to the airport. 853 00:23:10,210 --> 00:23:10,450 Perfect. 854 00:23:10,450 --> 00:23:11,170 That's crazy. 855 00:23:11,170 --> 00:23:11,890 Yeah. 856 00:23:11,890 --> 00:23:12,130 Yeah. 857 00:23:12,130 --> 00:23:12,470 Um, 858 00:23:12,470 --> 00:23:14,119 what else do we have? 859 00:23:14,119 --> 00:23:21,230 I think we had like a Hyundai SUV when we went to like Sanibel Island and that car was, 860 00:23:21,230 --> 00:23:23,009 it was whatever. 861 00:23:23,009 --> 00:23:28,910 And then we had another minivan when we went somewhere else and it was just- I just hate renting cars. 862 00:23:28,910 --> 00:23:30,450 I don't like driving other cars. 863 00:23:30,569 --> 00:23:31,190 Yeah. 864 00:23:31,190 --> 00:23:34,849 I feel like I'm in a tin can every time I rent a car. 865 00:23:34,849 --> 00:23:36,049 Corolla or whatever. 866 00:23:36,049 --> 00:23:36,210 Yeah. 867 00:23:36,210 --> 00:23:36,839 I mean, 868 00:23:36,839 --> 00:23:41,410 I drive a Mustang and it just feels like I am stuck to the ground. 869 00:23:41,410 --> 00:23:43,410 Like it is heavy and I'm stuck to the ground. 870 00:23:43,410 --> 00:23:43,809 Yeah. 871 00:23:43,809 --> 00:23:45,009 You're not going anywhere. 872 00:23:45,009 --> 00:23:45,619 Yeah. 873 00:23:45,619 --> 00:23:47,380 And in everything else, 874 00:23:47,380 --> 00:23:49,650 I feel like I'm in a zippy tin can. 875 00:23:49,650 --> 00:23:50,920 Or not so zippy. 876 00:23:50,920 --> 00:23:55,160 I always laughed at Prius drivers because they're such assholes. 877 00:23:55,160 --> 00:23:56,819 I was stuck with a Prius one time. 878 00:23:56,819 --> 00:23:58,559 Now I know why they're such assholes. 879 00:23:58,559 --> 00:24:01,170 I would drive like shit too if I had to drive a fucking Prius. 880 00:24:01,170 --> 00:24:02,289 That was the worst. 881 00:24:02,289 --> 00:24:06,130 Tesla drivers are also terrible. 882 00:24:06,130 --> 00:24:07,730 They're the Prius drivers. 883 00:24:07,730 --> 00:24:08,849 They're the new Prius drivers. 884 00:24:08,849 --> 00:24:15,099 One time I was in Colorado and it was not warm because it was Colorado and we were renting a car and I just rented a basic, 885 00:24:15,099 --> 00:24:15,650 you know, 886 00:24:15,650 --> 00:24:17,029 whatever Toyota piece of shit. 887 00:24:17,029 --> 00:24:17,779 And the lady goes, 888 00:24:17,779 --> 00:24:19,230 "You want to upgrade?" I was like, 889 00:24:19,230 --> 00:24:20,349 "To what?" She goes, 890 00:24:20,349 --> 00:24:22,210 "A Camaro?" Yes. 891 00:24:22,210 --> 00:24:23,410 "Convertible?" I was like, 892 00:24:23,410 --> 00:24:24,930 "Hmm." No. 893 00:24:24,930 --> 00:24:25,640 She goes, 894 00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:27,170 "It's the SS." I was like, 895 00:24:27,170 --> 00:24:27,319 "Oh, 896 00:24:27,319 --> 00:24:28,529 so I can get a ticket?" Not convertible. 897 00:24:28,549 --> 00:24:29,569 You can get a ticket. 898 00:24:29,569 --> 00:24:29,890 Yeah. 899 00:24:29,890 --> 00:24:30,190 Also, 900 00:24:30,190 --> 00:24:32,769 my car is faster than your SS, 901 00:24:32,769 --> 00:24:34,210 especially at the time. 902 00:24:34,210 --> 00:24:35,160 Hard top. 903 00:24:35,160 --> 00:24:35,440 Hard top, 904 00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:35,650 yes. 905 00:24:35,650 --> 00:24:36,609 Hard top maybe. 906 00:24:36,609 --> 00:24:37,079 But yeah, 907 00:24:37,079 --> 00:24:37,500 I was like, 908 00:24:37,500 --> 00:24:37,730 "No, 909 00:24:37,730 --> 00:24:38,769 we're good." She's like, 910 00:24:38,769 --> 00:24:39,460 "You don't?" I was like, 911 00:24:39,460 --> 00:24:42,359 "No." The one thing about the Camaro I will say is that... 912 00:24:42,359 --> 00:24:45,890 So James had a Camaro and I loved it, 913 00:24:45,890 --> 00:24:50,789 but it was better for him because you sit deeper in the car, 914 00:24:50,789 --> 00:24:52,380 like way lower. 915 00:24:52,380 --> 00:24:53,250 And I had to kind of like... 916 00:24:53,250 --> 00:24:55,089 Phone book yourself up? 917 00:24:55,089 --> 00:24:55,490 Yeah. 918 00:24:55,490 --> 00:24:56,609 And I'm not short. 919 00:24:56,609 --> 00:24:58,529 I'm 5'7" and I was still like, 920 00:24:58,529 --> 00:25:02,930 "Can I see everything?" But it was great for James who's 6'1". 921 00:25:02,930 --> 00:25:03,970 He loved it. 922 00:25:03,970 --> 00:25:05,480 I had a Camaro '92, 923 00:25:05,480 --> 00:25:07,210 the original... 924 00:25:07,210 --> 00:25:07,710 Not original, 925 00:25:07,710 --> 00:25:09,569 but back when before they stopped making it, 926 00:25:09,569 --> 00:25:12,210 it was a '92 Camaro red with black racing stripes. 927 00:25:12,210 --> 00:25:14,849 That got me pulled over a few times. 928 00:25:14,930 --> 00:25:15,250 Yeah. 929 00:25:15,250 --> 00:25:16,150 So yeah, 930 00:25:16,150 --> 00:25:17,109 good times. 931 00:25:17,109 --> 00:25:18,299 Renting cars, 932 00:25:18,299 --> 00:25:18,930 fun. 933 00:25:18,930 --> 00:25:20,130 So much fun. 934 00:25:20,130 --> 00:25:22,210 Not a car rental shop. 935 00:25:22,210 --> 00:25:22,849 Not a car... 936 00:25:24,420 --> 00:25:25,089 Definitely not. 937 00:25:25,089 --> 00:25:25,869 Yeah. 938 00:25:25,869 --> 00:25:26,210 Flex, 939 00:25:26,210 --> 00:25:28,609 do any fake golfing these days? 940 00:25:28,609 --> 00:25:28,980 Yeah, 941 00:25:28,980 --> 00:25:29,809 I can't stop. 942 00:25:29,809 --> 00:25:30,930 Any Mulligan Mondays? 943 00:25:30,930 --> 00:25:31,690 Wow, 944 00:25:31,690 --> 00:25:32,690 look at you. 945 00:25:32,690 --> 00:25:33,089 Yeah. 946 00:25:33,089 --> 00:25:33,329 Oh, 947 00:25:33,329 --> 00:25:34,609 we should explain. 948 00:25:34,609 --> 00:25:35,890 Mulligan Mondays is what they do. 949 00:25:35,890 --> 00:25:38,569 It is knockoff top golf place he goes to, 950 00:25:38,569 --> 00:25:39,759 half off everything. 951 00:25:39,759 --> 00:25:40,930 Pitchers of beer, 952 00:25:40,930 --> 00:25:41,730 whatever. 953 00:25:41,730 --> 00:25:42,529 Pizzas. 954 00:25:42,529 --> 00:25:42,769 Pizzas. 955 00:25:42,769 --> 00:25:45,009 The golf bay prices. 956 00:25:45,009 --> 00:25:46,130 That's incredible. 957 00:25:46,130 --> 00:25:46,529 Yeah. 958 00:25:46,529 --> 00:25:46,910 Yeah. 959 00:25:46,910 --> 00:25:48,039 So I can't stop going. 960 00:25:48,039 --> 00:25:49,410 I'm having such a good time. 961 00:25:49,410 --> 00:25:51,009 And then the kids... 962 00:25:51,009 --> 00:25:52,609 Why stop if you're having a good time? 963 00:25:52,609 --> 00:25:53,079 Right. 964 00:25:53,079 --> 00:25:53,329 Exactly. 965 00:25:53,329 --> 00:25:54,049 And it's half off. 966 00:25:54,049 --> 00:25:55,809 Can't afford not to go. 967 00:25:55,809 --> 00:25:56,769 Right. 968 00:25:56,769 --> 00:26:00,892 But the kids found out a couple of weeks ago that I had 969 00:26:00,892 --> 00:26:04,868 gone to partake in my lonesome and they had it set in 970 00:26:04,868 --> 00:26:08,769 stone that the next Monday they head off from school, 971 00:26:08,769 --> 00:26:12,130 they were going to go golfing. 972 00:26:12,130 --> 00:26:17,170 And I ended up taking them and they had a fucking blast. 973 00:26:17,170 --> 00:26:17,569 Nice. 974 00:26:17,569 --> 00:26:18,579 They hit the ball. 975 00:26:18,579 --> 00:26:21,569 It was way less stressful on me than I thought it was going to be. 976 00:26:22,349 --> 00:26:23,329 Did they get a pitcher too? 977 00:26:23,329 --> 00:26:25,430 I didn't even get a pitcher. 978 00:26:25,430 --> 00:26:26,690 I figured- Oh my God. 979 00:26:26,690 --> 00:26:27,329 With the kids. 980 00:26:27,329 --> 00:26:28,369 Well- Hold it together. 981 00:26:28,369 --> 00:26:29,809 Hold it together. 982 00:26:29,809 --> 00:26:34,380 Pitchers are roughly four and a half beers. 983 00:26:34,380 --> 00:26:35,089 And it's like, 984 00:26:35,089 --> 00:26:39,329 do I want to crush that while I'm just hanging with the kids? 985 00:26:39,329 --> 00:26:40,450 You can split it with them. 986 00:26:40,450 --> 00:26:41,410 I was cool. 987 00:26:41,410 --> 00:26:43,890 But we grabbed a half off pizza. 988 00:26:43,890 --> 00:26:45,809 But yeah, 989 00:26:45,809 --> 00:26:45,950 I mean, 990 00:26:45,950 --> 00:26:46,210 like I said, 991 00:26:46,210 --> 00:26:52,450 it was so way less stressful than I was expecting it to be because they actually were consistently hitting the ball, 992 00:26:52,450 --> 00:26:54,380 which I was kind of impressed with, 993 00:26:54,380 --> 00:26:57,250 like with a nine-year-old and a seven-year-old. 994 00:26:57,250 --> 00:26:57,650 Pretty good. 995 00:26:57,650 --> 00:26:58,049 Yeah. 996 00:26:58,049 --> 00:26:59,490 Better than me. 997 00:26:59,490 --> 00:26:59,720 Yeah. 998 00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:00,480 And it's not like I said, 999 00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:02,369 they're not like raking them, 1000 00:27:02,369 --> 00:27:02,609 you know, 1001 00:27:02,609 --> 00:27:04,410 like sending them like a hundred yards, 1002 00:27:04,410 --> 00:27:05,210 but I mean, 1003 00:27:05,210 --> 00:27:07,410 they're starting to have- In due time. 1004 00:27:07,410 --> 00:27:07,710 Yeah. 1005 00:27:07,710 --> 00:27:09,009 They're starting competitions, 1006 00:27:09,009 --> 00:27:12,319 like who could have like the fastest ball speed. 1007 00:27:12,319 --> 00:27:13,809 And every time they would hit the ball, 1008 00:27:13,809 --> 00:27:17,640 they'd turn and look at the screen waiting for like the stats to show up. 1009 00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:20,609 So it was a proud dad moment. 1010 00:27:20,609 --> 00:27:21,009 Nice. 1011 00:27:21,009 --> 00:27:23,170 I was very excited, 1012 00:27:23,170 --> 00:27:23,569 but- Nice. 1013 00:27:23,569 --> 00:27:23,789 Aw, 1014 00:27:23,789 --> 00:27:24,690 that's awesome. 1015 00:27:24,690 --> 00:27:26,130 I can't stop golfing now. 1016 00:27:26,130 --> 00:27:28,930 You've officially hit that age. 1017 00:27:28,930 --> 00:27:29,319 Yeah. 1018 00:27:29,319 --> 00:27:29,930 And it's like, 1019 00:27:29,930 --> 00:27:33,970 I even bought a golf glove on Amazon because my- Just what? 1020 00:27:33,970 --> 00:27:34,180 Well, 1021 00:27:34,180 --> 00:27:34,769 you only get one. 1022 00:27:34,769 --> 00:27:35,650 You look like Michael Jackson. 1023 00:27:35,650 --> 00:27:37,569 Apparently that's what you do. 1024 00:27:37,569 --> 00:27:39,730 You just wear a glove on one hand. 1025 00:27:39,730 --> 00:27:40,130 Right. 1026 00:27:40,130 --> 00:27:40,940 I know. 1027 00:27:40,940 --> 00:27:41,569 It's just funny. 1028 00:27:42,180 --> 00:27:45,089 But after the time I went by myself, 1029 00:27:45,089 --> 00:27:50,369 my hand got torn up in like three or four different spots from just hitting so much. 1030 00:27:50,369 --> 00:27:52,769 Sounds like some real problems. 1031 00:27:52,769 --> 00:27:53,250 You know what? 1032 00:27:53,250 --> 00:27:56,690 It was pretty problematic. 1033 00:27:56,690 --> 00:27:58,609 Was it not? 1034 00:27:58,609 --> 00:28:00,690 So yeah. 1035 00:28:00,690 --> 00:28:06,130 Catch me on the PGA tour in a couple years. 1036 00:28:06,130 --> 00:28:07,259 The pretty, 1037 00:28:07,259 --> 00:28:10,529 trying to work in like drunk or something into PGA is just not working for me. 1038 00:28:10,529 --> 00:28:11,490 It just doesn't work. 1039 00:28:11,569 --> 00:28:11,890 Sit down. 1040 00:28:11,890 --> 00:28:12,529 I want for a little bit. 1041 00:28:12,529 --> 00:28:12,900 Yeah, 1042 00:28:12,900 --> 00:28:13,410 I will. 1043 00:28:13,410 --> 00:28:14,450 At a point. 1044 00:28:14,450 --> 00:28:15,680 Before we find out what you're drinking, 1045 00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:18,450 let's take it over to some ludicrous libation law. 1046 00:28:18,450 --> 00:28:20,049 This is bringing us to Tennessee. 1047 00:28:20,049 --> 00:28:22,529 I guess it's a potential ludicrous libation law. 1048 00:28:22,529 --> 00:28:23,890 There's an article that came out, 1049 00:28:23,890 --> 00:28:31,170 says the future of selling cold refrigerated beer in Tennessee could be threatened thanks to a recently introduced bill in the Senate. 1050 00:28:31,170 --> 00:28:35,543 The Tennessee Prevention of Drunk Driving Act aims to prohibit a beer 1051 00:28:35,543 --> 00:28:39,729 permittee from selling a retail refrigerated alcoholic beverage or 1052 00:28:39,729 --> 00:28:44,039 cold beer in an attempt to discourage consumers from drunken driving. 1053 00:28:44,039 --> 00:28:49,410 The bill was introduced by Ron Grant and Senator Paul Rose, 1054 00:28:49,410 --> 00:28:53,519 both of which have been involved in previous alcohol related legislation. 1055 00:28:53,519 --> 00:28:55,490 No surprise there. 1056 00:28:55,490 --> 00:28:56,529 If I'm not mistaken, 1057 00:28:56,529 --> 00:29:00,450 Tennessee is also the state that has no open container laws. 1058 00:29:00,450 --> 00:29:01,490 Maybe they could start there. 1059 00:29:04,460 --> 00:29:05,809 Before we hit the refrigerated beer, 1060 00:29:05,809 --> 00:29:06,769 because I can see what I don't want. 1061 00:29:06,769 --> 00:29:12,049 I'm a little confused as to why we think that that's going to deter drunk drivers. 1062 00:29:12,049 --> 00:29:12,369 Right. 1063 00:29:12,369 --> 00:29:14,609 Because they'll not drink warm. 1064 00:29:14,609 --> 00:29:16,240 If you're that needing of a beer, 1065 00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:18,099 you'll drink whatever the fuck it is, 1066 00:29:18,099 --> 00:29:18,930 warm or cold. 1067 00:29:18,930 --> 00:29:19,730 That's me. 1068 00:29:19,730 --> 00:29:20,230 Yeah. 1069 00:29:20,230 --> 00:29:22,369 Let's see. 1070 00:29:22,369 --> 00:29:23,170 Open container. 1071 00:29:23,170 --> 00:29:28,289 Maybe it's not Tennessee that doesn't have the open container thing. 1072 00:29:28,289 --> 00:29:29,200 Must be. 1073 00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:31,170 We just talked about it a few weeks ago. 1074 00:29:31,170 --> 00:29:32,380 But yeah, 1075 00:29:32,380 --> 00:29:34,329 I feel like we could target something else. 1076 00:29:34,329 --> 00:29:35,930 Not the refrigerators. 1077 00:29:35,930 --> 00:29:38,450 Beyond just not wanting warm beer. 1078 00:29:38,450 --> 00:29:40,289 Please keep the craft beer cold. 1079 00:29:40,289 --> 00:29:40,650 Yeah. 1080 00:29:40,650 --> 00:29:42,180 It doesn't last when it's warm. 1081 00:29:42,180 --> 00:29:43,329 It doesn't like being hot. 1082 00:29:43,329 --> 00:29:44,690 It even says keep cold. 1083 00:29:44,690 --> 00:29:45,589 Keep cold, 1084 00:29:45,589 --> 00:29:46,880 drink fresh. 1085 00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:47,609 Yeah. 1086 00:29:47,609 --> 00:29:47,890 So, 1087 00:29:47,890 --> 00:29:48,299 hey, 1088 00:29:48,299 --> 00:29:49,410 Tennessee, 1089 00:29:49,410 --> 00:29:49,650 fuck you. 1090 00:29:49,650 --> 00:29:52,529 It's almost like Tennessee is the new New Jersey. 1091 00:29:52,529 --> 00:29:53,799 And they keep going, 1092 00:29:53,799 --> 00:29:55,569 soon to be the new Alabama. 1093 00:29:55,569 --> 00:29:57,319 Going to start out on parties too, 1094 00:29:57,319 --> 00:29:57,970 goddamn. 1095 00:29:57,970 --> 00:29:58,769 Yeah. 1096 00:29:58,769 --> 00:30:03,140 You can't have music on at a brewery or can't eat snacks with your left hand. 1097 00:30:03,140 --> 00:30:05,089 I don't know what the fuck New Jersey is doing over there. 1098 00:30:05,089 --> 00:30:07,950 Have you ever played that Buffalo game where it's like, 1099 00:30:07,950 --> 00:30:09,880 if you get caught with your drink in your left hand, 1100 00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:10,910 you got to finish it. 1101 00:30:10,910 --> 00:30:12,769 And somebody calls Buffalo on you. 1102 00:30:12,769 --> 00:30:13,490 It was a real thing. 1103 00:30:13,490 --> 00:30:14,450 Have you heard of this? 1104 00:30:14,450 --> 00:30:14,970 Yeah. 1105 00:30:14,970 --> 00:30:15,259 So, 1106 00:30:15,259 --> 00:30:18,049 I play Buffalo with all of James' childhood friends. 1107 00:30:18,049 --> 00:30:18,250 Oh, 1108 00:30:18,250 --> 00:30:18,529 my gosh. 1109 00:30:18,529 --> 00:30:20,130 Monica knows a Buffalo. 1110 00:30:20,130 --> 00:30:20,630 Yeah. 1111 00:30:20,630 --> 00:30:22,289 I feel so dumb. 1112 00:30:22,289 --> 00:30:27,250 But how they explained it to me was you have to drink your beer in your non-dominant hand. 1113 00:30:27,410 --> 00:30:28,529 And if you drink it from, 1114 00:30:28,529 --> 00:30:30,130 like I'm right-handed. 1115 00:30:30,130 --> 00:30:31,410 If I drink it from right hand, 1116 00:30:31,730 --> 00:30:32,680 and someone says Buffalo, 1117 00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:34,690 you have to drink the rest of that drink. 1118 00:30:34,690 --> 00:30:35,329 Oh. 1119 00:30:35,329 --> 00:30:35,730 Yeah. 1120 00:30:35,730 --> 00:30:36,690 That could be a night. 1121 00:30:36,690 --> 00:30:37,329 It could. 1122 00:30:37,329 --> 00:30:37,970 Yeah. 1123 00:30:37,970 --> 00:30:38,509 So, 1124 00:30:38,509 --> 00:30:40,210 I keep- You're with my right. 1125 00:30:40,210 --> 00:30:44,849 I keep my left hand on my beer at all times when I see his friends. 1126 00:30:44,849 --> 00:30:47,650 Is it like always in play? 1127 00:30:47,650 --> 00:30:48,130 Always. 1128 00:30:48,130 --> 00:30:48,470 Oh, 1129 00:30:48,470 --> 00:30:49,009 God. 1130 00:30:49,009 --> 00:30:49,460 Yeah. 1131 00:30:49,460 --> 00:30:51,190 Somebody came up to me and said, 1132 00:30:51,190 --> 00:30:52,130 "Once a Buffalo, 1133 00:30:52,130 --> 00:30:54,210 always a Buffalo." And I was like, 1134 00:30:54,210 --> 00:30:56,230 "I don't know what that means." And they're like, 1135 00:30:56,230 --> 00:30:57,609 "Shake my hand." Shook his hand. 1136 00:30:57,609 --> 00:30:58,210 He's like, 1137 00:30:58,210 --> 00:31:00,759 "You have to drink out of your left hand forever." And I was like, 1138 00:31:00,759 --> 00:31:01,509 "Great." Oh, 1139 00:31:01,509 --> 00:31:01,890 great. 1140 00:31:01,890 --> 00:31:02,690 Fucking sick. 1141 00:31:02,690 --> 00:31:02,930 So, 1142 00:31:02,930 --> 00:31:05,730 are you at work sampling stuff with your left hand? 1143 00:31:05,730 --> 00:31:06,039 No, 1144 00:31:06,039 --> 00:31:08,210 because none of them live here. 1145 00:31:08,210 --> 00:31:08,470 Oh, 1146 00:31:08,470 --> 00:31:09,250 thank God. 1147 00:31:09,250 --> 00:31:09,569 Yeah. 1148 00:31:09,569 --> 00:31:10,930 Where are they from? 1149 00:31:10,930 --> 00:31:11,490 Arizona. 1150 00:31:11,490 --> 00:31:11,769 Well, 1151 00:31:11,769 --> 00:31:12,930 they're from California, 1152 00:31:12,930 --> 00:31:14,369 but they all live in Arizona now. 1153 00:31:14,369 --> 00:31:14,609 So, 1154 00:31:14,609 --> 00:31:16,230 right when I hit Arizona, 1155 00:31:16,230 --> 00:31:17,089 left hand. 1156 00:31:17,089 --> 00:31:19,809 You just put your right hand in your pocket. 1157 00:31:19,809 --> 00:31:20,079 Yeah, 1158 00:31:20,079 --> 00:31:23,329 just like behind myself. 1159 00:31:23,329 --> 00:31:25,329 Did you just hit an Atlantis? 1160 00:31:25,329 --> 00:31:26,529 Got one hand in my pocket. 1161 00:31:26,529 --> 00:31:29,009 And the other one's holding a beer can. 1162 00:31:29,009 --> 00:31:30,609 Nailed it. 1163 00:31:30,750 --> 00:31:31,980 Isn't that how the song goes? 1164 00:31:31,980 --> 00:31:33,490 I've never heard of any of this, 1165 00:31:33,490 --> 00:31:37,170 but I think I'm going to institute a Buffalo rule at the next party. 1166 00:31:37,170 --> 00:31:40,849 I discovered it visiting in Indianapolis. 1167 00:31:40,849 --> 00:31:41,490 Okay. 1168 00:31:41,490 --> 00:31:42,880 That's where I found it out. 1169 00:31:42,880 --> 00:31:43,140 So, 1170 00:31:43,140 --> 00:31:47,890 I was expecting James' friends to maybe be Midwest. 1171 00:31:47,890 --> 00:31:48,210 So, 1172 00:31:48,210 --> 00:31:51,009 if they're from California and now in Arizona, 1173 00:31:51,009 --> 00:31:55,890 it must be a pretty national- I don't know where they got it. 1174 00:31:55,890 --> 00:31:58,450 They might have gotten it from someone from the Midwest, 1175 00:31:58,450 --> 00:32:00,210 but- We should talk to Zach about this. 1176 00:32:00,210 --> 00:32:00,839 Oh, 1177 00:32:00,839 --> 00:32:01,410 yeah. 1178 00:32:01,410 --> 00:32:02,690 We should get him on. 1179 00:32:02,690 --> 00:32:03,190 Yeah. 1180 00:32:03,190 --> 00:32:05,890 Before we check in with the homie, 1181 00:32:05,890 --> 00:32:06,740 Jujubear, 1182 00:32:06,740 --> 00:32:11,009 let's check in with the most important question of the night. 1183 00:32:11,009 --> 00:32:13,569 In a world where craft beer is king. 1184 00:32:13,569 --> 00:32:14,930 Making his text dance. 1185 00:32:14,930 --> 00:32:16,769 A world where muscles aren't beating the grounders. 1186 00:32:16,769 --> 00:32:17,650 Just for you. 1187 00:32:17,650 --> 00:32:19,650 Only one tongue can run this. 1188 00:32:19,650 --> 00:32:23,970 You sound like Will Ferrell as the wizard in the ice skating. 1189 00:32:26,529 --> 00:32:27,490 In this world, 1190 00:32:27,490 --> 00:32:32,369 what is flax drinking? 1191 00:32:32,369 --> 00:32:33,069 Oh, 1192 00:32:33,069 --> 00:32:33,970 no. 1193 00:32:33,970 --> 00:32:36,930 It's the evil wizard. 1194 00:32:36,930 --> 00:32:42,130 That really crossed over into gingerbread man territory? 1195 00:32:42,130 --> 00:32:42,710 No, 1196 00:32:42,710 --> 00:32:46,130 that's what the lady says when he comes out. 1197 00:32:46,130 --> 00:32:48,049 Not my gumdrop buttons. 1198 00:32:48,049 --> 00:32:52,849 Do you know the muffin man? 1199 00:32:52,849 --> 00:32:53,730 The muffin man? 1200 00:32:55,299 --> 00:32:56,549 "The Muffin Man!" "Well, 1201 00:32:56,549 --> 00:32:57,809 isn't Drew Elaine?" "Well, 1202 00:32:57,809 --> 00:33:02,250 she's married to the Muffin Man." Not a Shrek show. 1203 00:33:02,250 --> 00:33:03,250 Maybe it is. 1204 00:33:03,250 --> 00:33:05,250 Except maybe some people would enjoy it. 1205 00:33:05,250 --> 00:33:06,740 I'd say maybe it should be, 1206 00:33:06,740 --> 00:33:07,250 yeah. 1207 00:33:07,250 --> 00:33:09,250 It's a solid one. 1208 00:33:09,250 --> 00:33:10,759 "Craft Shrek Republic?" So, 1209 00:33:10,759 --> 00:33:14,210 today I am drinking Lakefront Brewery, 1210 00:33:14,210 --> 00:33:15,440 Brewing, 1211 00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:16,250 Brewing? 1212 00:33:16,250 --> 00:33:18,250 Lakefront Brewery. 1213 00:33:18,250 --> 00:33:20,250 Everybody knows what it is. 1214 00:33:20,250 --> 00:33:21,259 I don't know, 1215 00:33:21,259 --> 00:33:22,250 it's weird. 1216 00:33:22,250 --> 00:33:24,420 It's like Lakefront Brewing Company, 1217 00:33:24,420 --> 00:33:26,250 but then it's like Lakefront Brewery. 1218 00:33:26,250 --> 00:33:27,250 Whatever. 1219 00:33:27,250 --> 00:33:27,730 Well, 1220 00:33:27,730 --> 00:33:30,250 I'm drinking their Maibach today. 1221 00:33:30,250 --> 00:33:32,250 I've discovered this beer. 1222 00:33:32,250 --> 00:33:32,559 I mean, 1223 00:33:32,559 --> 00:33:34,250 I'm sure they've been brewing it forever, 1224 00:33:34,250 --> 00:33:37,250 but when I got into craft beer, 1225 00:33:37,250 --> 00:33:38,250 I'd say... 1226 00:33:38,250 --> 00:33:41,250 I've probably been drinking this for like 13 years. 1227 00:33:41,250 --> 00:33:47,250 And I'm looking back on my untapped ratings. 1228 00:33:47,250 --> 00:33:48,250 Eight years. 1229 00:33:48,250 --> 00:33:50,250 I've been drinking it for eight years. 1230 00:33:50,250 --> 00:33:52,250 And I gave it a five on untapped. 1231 00:33:52,250 --> 00:33:53,250 Wow. 1232 00:33:53,250 --> 00:33:54,250 Big words. 1233 00:33:54,250 --> 00:33:56,250 I'll even roll what I said eight years ago. 1234 00:33:56,250 --> 00:33:56,599 I said, 1235 00:33:56,599 --> 00:33:58,250 "This shouldn't be a seasonal brew. 1236 00:33:58,250 --> 00:34:01,250 It should be year-round so I can drink it all the time. 1237 00:34:01,250 --> 00:34:05,539 Best thing to hit my taste buds in a long time." And I tell you what, 1238 00:34:05,539 --> 00:34:07,250 it's fucking delicious. 1239 00:34:07,250 --> 00:34:09,300 People who don't like Maibachs, 1240 00:34:09,300 --> 00:34:11,250 I don't want to be your friend. 1241 00:34:11,250 --> 00:34:11,889 Also, 1242 00:34:11,889 --> 00:34:13,129 they just don't like beer, 1243 00:34:13,130 --> 00:34:14,250 and beer with an I. 1244 00:34:14,250 --> 00:34:15,250 Right. 1245 00:34:15,250 --> 00:34:16,190 It's just, 1246 00:34:16,190 --> 00:34:17,250 it's amazing. 1247 00:34:17,579 --> 00:34:18,849 This was 6.8%, 1248 00:34:18,849 --> 00:34:20,110 23 IBUs, 1249 00:34:20,110 --> 00:34:22,280 only 8,000 check-ins, 1250 00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:24,250 which kind of blows my mind, 1251 00:34:24,250 --> 00:34:27,250 because Lakefront is like the largest craft of Wisconsin. 1252 00:34:27,250 --> 00:34:27,809 Oh, 1253 00:34:27,809 --> 00:34:28,250 yeah. 1254 00:34:28,250 --> 00:34:30,250 They're like the Wisconsin Stone or whatever. 1255 00:34:30,250 --> 00:34:31,250 Right. 1256 00:34:31,250 --> 00:34:32,250 But not so much. 1257 00:34:32,250 --> 00:34:33,250 So you're in Nevada. 1258 00:34:33,250 --> 00:34:34,889 It's got a 367, 1259 00:34:34,889 --> 00:34:35,500 which, 1260 00:34:35,500 --> 00:34:36,110 again, 1261 00:34:36,110 --> 00:34:40,250 any kind of classic beer style gets thrown under the rug. 1262 00:34:40,250 --> 00:34:42,250 Anything that's not hazy and hoppy. 1263 00:34:42,289 --> 00:34:43,769 Not hazy, 1264 00:34:43,769 --> 00:34:44,599 happy, 1265 00:34:44,599 --> 00:34:47,250 or super out there. 1266 00:34:47,250 --> 00:34:49,250 Or jammed with something that doesn't belong in beer. 1267 00:34:49,250 --> 00:34:50,250 Right. 1268 00:34:50,250 --> 00:34:50,449 So, 1269 00:34:50,449 --> 00:34:50,779 I mean, 1270 00:34:50,780 --> 00:34:52,250 a little nice description here. 1271 00:34:52,250 --> 00:34:52,880 It says, 1272 00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:56,250 "Pours a brilliant blonde gold with a white fluffy head. 1273 00:34:56,250 --> 00:35:05,250 Biscuit and honey aromas from Vienna and Munich malts blend with herbal and spicy hop notes from Mount Hood and Czech Saz hops. 1274 00:35:05,250 --> 00:35:09,460 The medium body yields a robust malty sweetness, 1275 00:35:09,460 --> 00:35:10,550 while a mild, 1276 00:35:10,550 --> 00:35:15,250 balanced happiness leads into the crisp finish." 100% right there. 1277 00:35:15,250 --> 00:35:15,940 Though, 1278 00:35:15,940 --> 00:35:17,250 you said blonde. 1279 00:35:17,250 --> 00:35:17,519 Well, 1280 00:35:17,519 --> 00:35:18,250 so it's... 1281 00:35:18,250 --> 00:35:20,250 I don't know if I'd call that blonde. 1282 00:35:20,250 --> 00:35:22,250 It's kind of bad lighting. 1283 00:35:22,250 --> 00:35:23,250 Okay. 1284 00:35:23,250 --> 00:35:23,909 That's correct color, 1285 00:35:23,909 --> 00:35:24,250 though. 1286 00:35:24,250 --> 00:35:26,250 It should be like dark blonde to amber. 1287 00:35:26,250 --> 00:35:26,619 Yeah, 1288 00:35:26,619 --> 00:35:28,250 it's definitely like amber. 1289 00:35:28,250 --> 00:35:28,590 Yeah, 1290 00:35:28,590 --> 00:35:30,250 I just wouldn't call it blonde. 1291 00:35:30,250 --> 00:35:30,559 Well, 1292 00:35:30,559 --> 00:35:32,389 I think because when you think blonde, 1293 00:35:32,389 --> 00:35:33,250 it's like yellow. 1294 00:35:33,250 --> 00:35:34,250 It's a dirty blonde. 1295 00:35:34,250 --> 00:35:35,250 Dark blonde. 1296 00:35:35,250 --> 00:35:35,500 Yeah, 1297 00:35:35,500 --> 00:35:36,250 it's like... 1298 00:35:36,250 --> 00:35:37,250 I like my blondes. 1299 00:35:37,250 --> 00:35:38,250 I don't know. 1300 00:35:38,250 --> 00:35:38,429 No, 1301 00:35:38,429 --> 00:35:38,779 I mean, 1302 00:35:38,780 --> 00:35:40,250 it looks like what it should look like. 1303 00:35:40,250 --> 00:35:41,250 I just... 1304 00:35:41,250 --> 00:35:42,250 The description was a little interesting. 1305 00:35:42,250 --> 00:35:42,940 I did think that, 1306 00:35:42,940 --> 00:35:43,170 too, 1307 00:35:43,170 --> 00:35:44,250 and it said dark blonde. 1308 00:35:44,250 --> 00:35:46,360 You could just call it amber, 1309 00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:47,250 but it is. 1310 00:35:47,250 --> 00:35:49,250 It's malty. 1311 00:35:49,250 --> 00:35:50,250 It's sweet. 1312 00:35:50,250 --> 00:35:52,250 It's the honey aroma. 1313 00:35:52,250 --> 00:35:53,250 It's wonderful. 1314 00:35:53,250 --> 00:35:54,250 It's deliciousness nonetheless. 1315 00:35:54,250 --> 00:35:55,250 I don't know... 1316 00:35:55,250 --> 00:35:56,250 Delicious. 1317 00:35:59,250 --> 00:36:00,250 Because it's not cool. 1318 00:36:00,250 --> 00:36:03,250 It's not a fucking pepperoni pizza sour IPA or something. 1319 00:36:03,250 --> 00:36:06,250 But it leads me to my favorite slogan of all time. 1320 00:36:06,250 --> 00:36:08,250 My bach is better than your bach. 1321 00:36:08,250 --> 00:36:10,250 My bach is better than your bach. 1322 00:36:10,250 --> 00:36:11,250 It writes itself. 1323 00:36:11,250 --> 00:36:12,250 It does. 1324 00:36:12,250 --> 00:36:13,250 It does. 1325 00:36:13,250 --> 00:36:14,250 My bach is delicious. 1326 00:36:14,250 --> 00:36:15,250 They're phenomenal. 1327 00:36:15,250 --> 00:36:15,619 Yeah, 1328 00:36:15,619 --> 00:36:16,250 they are. 1329 00:36:16,250 --> 00:36:16,590 Yeah, 1330 00:36:16,590 --> 00:36:17,250 it's good. 1331 00:36:17,250 --> 00:36:18,250 There was a my bach from... 1332 00:36:18,250 --> 00:36:19,250 I think it was called... 1333 00:36:19,250 --> 00:36:20,250 Was it Elevation? 1334 00:36:20,250 --> 00:36:21,250 It's from Colorado. 1335 00:36:21,250 --> 00:36:22,250 I think it was Elevation Brewing. 1336 00:36:22,250 --> 00:36:26,250 I'm sorry if I'm getting my breweries mixed up. 1337 00:36:26,250 --> 00:36:26,889 It's called My Neck, 1338 00:36:26,889 --> 00:36:27,250 My Bach. 1339 00:36:27,250 --> 00:36:28,250 That's pretty solid. 1340 00:36:28,250 --> 00:36:29,250 Yeah. 1341 00:36:29,250 --> 00:36:29,590 Ooh, 1342 00:36:29,590 --> 00:36:30,250 I like it. 1343 00:36:30,250 --> 00:36:31,250 And it was delicious. 1344 00:36:31,250 --> 00:36:32,250 Good stuff. 1345 00:36:32,250 --> 00:36:32,630 Hey, 1346 00:36:32,630 --> 00:36:33,480 breweries, 1347 00:36:33,480 --> 00:36:36,250 us beer nerds like German normal beers. 1348 00:36:36,250 --> 00:36:36,530 Yeah, 1349 00:36:36,530 --> 00:36:36,850 crazy, 1350 00:36:36,849 --> 00:36:37,250 right? 1351 00:36:37,250 --> 00:36:38,250 Yeah. 1352 00:36:38,250 --> 00:36:40,250 You can make some good beers too. 1353 00:36:40,250 --> 00:36:41,710 I'll drink a hazy, 1354 00:36:41,710 --> 00:36:43,250 but just saying. 1355 00:36:43,250 --> 00:36:43,690 Yeah, 1356 00:36:43,690 --> 00:36:46,250 I'll drink a hazy with the best of them. 1357 00:36:46,250 --> 00:36:48,250 I'm a haze fiend. 1358 00:36:48,250 --> 00:36:50,250 Let's have all the variety. 1359 00:36:50,250 --> 00:36:50,889 Yeah, 1360 00:36:50,889 --> 00:36:53,349 come spring into summertime, 1361 00:36:53,349 --> 00:36:55,250 definitely want more than a pale ale. 1362 00:36:55,250 --> 00:36:57,250 But don't be afraid from this classic... 1363 00:36:57,250 --> 00:36:58,250 My bach. 1364 00:36:58,250 --> 00:36:59,250 Yeah. 1365 00:36:59,250 --> 00:37:00,250 Is it my bach season? 1366 00:37:00,250 --> 00:37:04,130 Because these guys always release it January, 1367 00:37:04,130 --> 00:37:05,250 February. 1368 00:37:05,250 --> 00:37:05,989 Yeah, 1369 00:37:05,989 --> 00:37:08,959 so my bach is like in German, 1370 00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:11,250 it's like May bach. 1371 00:37:11,250 --> 00:37:12,250 Yeah. 1372 00:37:12,250 --> 00:37:12,989 So it should be like April, 1373 00:37:12,989 --> 00:37:13,250 May. 1374 00:37:13,250 --> 00:37:13,900 Oh, 1375 00:37:13,900 --> 00:37:14,250 okay. 1376 00:37:14,250 --> 00:37:14,800 Yeah, 1377 00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:16,250 comes out near Frühlingsfest. 1378 00:37:16,250 --> 00:37:16,800 Right, 1379 00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:20,250 it's the opposite of a Märzen release basically. 1380 00:37:20,250 --> 00:37:21,250 Yes. 1381 00:37:21,250 --> 00:37:22,250 Yes. 1382 00:37:22,250 --> 00:37:23,250 Ah. 1383 00:37:23,250 --> 00:37:24,250 Yeah. 1384 00:37:24,250 --> 00:37:24,500 Well, 1385 00:37:24,500 --> 00:37:26,250 this is always used to be my Royal Rumble beer. 1386 00:37:26,250 --> 00:37:27,250 Nice. 1387 00:37:27,250 --> 00:37:32,250 I bring a six pack to the Royal Rumble festivities and just... 1388 00:37:32,250 --> 00:37:34,250 Did you bring one this year? 1389 00:37:34,250 --> 00:37:34,420 No, 1390 00:37:34,420 --> 00:37:35,250 I mean I just watched it. 1391 00:37:35,250 --> 00:37:37,250 Is that why the Royal Rumble was so bad this year? 1392 00:37:37,250 --> 00:37:39,250 Did you break tradition? 1393 00:37:39,250 --> 00:37:41,250 It just wasn't a great Royal Rumble. 1394 00:37:41,250 --> 00:37:42,309 It just was, 1395 00:37:42,309 --> 00:37:43,250 it was fine. 1396 00:37:43,250 --> 00:37:44,250 Pretty bad. 1397 00:37:44,250 --> 00:37:46,250 Not the time I should have subscribed to watch. 1398 00:37:46,250 --> 00:37:47,170 Anyways, 1399 00:37:47,170 --> 00:37:49,250 not a wrestling show. 1400 00:37:49,250 --> 00:37:49,639 Not, 1401 00:37:49,639 --> 00:37:50,489 sometimes, 1402 00:37:50,489 --> 00:37:51,250 but not. 1403 00:37:51,250 --> 00:37:52,250 Could be though. 1404 00:37:52,250 --> 00:37:52,849 All right, 1405 00:37:52,849 --> 00:37:55,250 before we get into some news and more wrestling, 1406 00:37:55,250 --> 00:37:58,250 let's check in with the homie Chew Your Beer. 1407 00:37:58,250 --> 00:37:58,909 Hello, 1408 00:37:58,909 --> 00:38:01,250 no one is available to take your call. 1409 00:38:01,250 --> 00:38:03,250 Please leave a message after the tone. 1410 00:38:03,250 --> 00:38:03,630 Yo, 1411 00:38:03,630 --> 00:38:05,250 what's up homies? 1412 00:38:05,250 --> 00:38:06,250 Craft Beer Republic. 1413 00:38:06,250 --> 00:38:07,250 It's Chew Your Beer. 1414 00:38:07,250 --> 00:38:08,250 How you guys doing? 1415 00:38:08,250 --> 00:38:09,279 Monica, 1416 00:38:09,279 --> 00:38:10,250 welcome back to the show. 1417 00:38:10,250 --> 00:38:14,260 So calling in because it's beer festival season, 1418 00:38:14,260 --> 00:38:15,250 homie. 1419 00:38:15,250 --> 00:38:16,250 Firestone Walker, 1420 00:38:16,250 --> 00:38:19,480 Lagerville at Figueroa, 1421 00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:21,250 San Diego's having another one. 1422 00:38:21,250 --> 00:38:22,510 It's just like, 1423 00:38:22,510 --> 00:38:23,410 spring is around the corner, 1424 00:38:23,409 --> 00:38:25,250 which means beer is around the corner. 1425 00:38:25,250 --> 00:38:25,970 Festival, 1426 00:38:25,970 --> 00:38:26,690 beer festivals, 1427 00:38:26,690 --> 00:38:27,250 homies. 1428 00:38:27,250 --> 00:38:28,820 So unfortunately, 1429 00:38:28,820 --> 00:38:33,250 I probably won't be making to them unless I get free tickets. 1430 00:38:33,250 --> 00:38:34,250 Your homie is broke. 1431 00:38:34,250 --> 00:38:35,250 Also, 1432 00:38:35,250 --> 00:38:36,309 oh yeah, 1433 00:38:36,309 --> 00:38:40,670 I spoke with my cousin from Australia and he said he was going to call in and, 1434 00:38:40,670 --> 00:38:41,250 you know, 1435 00:38:41,250 --> 00:38:45,250 I want to apologize on behalf of him and my family. 1436 00:38:45,250 --> 00:38:48,250 We don't condone anything like that. 1437 00:38:48,250 --> 00:38:51,250 I know it triggers people and people do get upset when they hear stuff like that. 1438 00:38:51,250 --> 00:38:53,250 But homies, 1439 00:38:53,250 --> 00:38:56,250 I totally apologize from the bottom of my heart, 1440 00:38:56,250 --> 00:39:02,250 I told him do not call in and do not review Fosters because that's all he drinks. 1441 00:39:02,250 --> 00:39:05,250 And I know that's what he's going to call in about. 1442 00:39:05,250 --> 00:39:09,250 I think I've had Fosters once and that was only because I was thirsty. 1443 00:39:09,250 --> 00:39:13,250 It was the only liquid around that I can drink to hydrate. 1444 00:39:13,250 --> 00:39:14,860 And so I want to apologize, 1445 00:39:14,860 --> 00:39:15,490 you know, 1446 00:39:15,489 --> 00:39:17,250 for him reviewing Fosters. 1447 00:39:17,250 --> 00:39:19,250 I think that's what he's going to call about. 1448 00:39:19,250 --> 00:39:19,590 You know, 1449 00:39:19,590 --> 00:39:20,250 what do you expect? 1450 00:39:20,250 --> 00:39:23,440 The guy buys these big ass cans and 30 pack, 1451 00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:24,250 you know, 1452 00:39:24,250 --> 00:39:25,250 they live in a huge city. 1453 00:39:25,260 --> 00:39:28,250 They live in a huge landmass in the middle of the ocean. 1454 00:39:28,250 --> 00:39:35,250 They got nothing better to do than to drink that stuff and scare the shit out of dingles, 1455 00:39:35,250 --> 00:39:37,250 That's what they do for fun. 1456 00:39:37,250 --> 00:39:40,250 We tip cows and they scare dingles. 1457 00:39:40,250 --> 00:39:42,250 So crazy people. 1458 00:39:42,250 --> 00:39:44,250 Who knew there were Mexicans in Australia anyways? 1459 00:39:44,250 --> 00:39:45,250 All right. 1460 00:39:45,250 --> 00:39:46,250 This is Chew Your Beer. 1461 00:39:46,250 --> 00:39:47,510 And welcome back, 1462 00:39:47,510 --> 00:39:48,250 Monica. 1463 00:39:48,250 --> 00:39:50,250 It's good to hear you on the show. 1464 00:39:50,250 --> 00:39:51,250 Flex. 1465 00:39:51,250 --> 00:39:53,250 Nice seeing you flexing again. 1466 00:39:53,250 --> 00:39:54,570 And Greg, 1467 00:39:54,570 --> 00:39:56,220 next year, 1468 00:39:56,220 --> 00:39:57,250 homie. 1469 00:39:57,250 --> 00:39:59,250 There's always next year. 1470 00:39:59,250 --> 00:40:00,250 You don't want to see me flexing? 1471 00:40:00,250 --> 00:40:00,510 Hey, 1472 00:40:00,510 --> 00:40:02,250 but at least we got the World Series. 1473 00:40:02,250 --> 00:40:04,250 Go Dodgers. 1474 00:40:04,250 --> 00:40:05,250 I have to watch you. 1475 00:40:05,250 --> 00:40:06,250 Peace out. 1476 00:40:06,250 --> 00:40:06,769 Yeah, 1477 00:40:06,769 --> 00:40:09,250 that's if they fucking make it. 1478 00:40:09,250 --> 00:40:11,250 They've got showtime now. 1479 00:40:11,250 --> 00:40:12,250 It's true. 1480 00:40:12,250 --> 00:40:13,829 It's still the same fucking manager, 1481 00:40:13,829 --> 00:40:14,250 though. 1482 00:40:14,250 --> 00:40:15,070 But hey, 1483 00:40:15,070 --> 00:40:16,250 not a Dodgers show. 1484 00:40:16,250 --> 00:40:18,250 Not a Dodgers show. 1485 00:40:18,250 --> 00:40:20,250 They know how to ruin baseball. 1486 00:40:20,250 --> 00:40:21,440 They know how to pay a lot of money, 1487 00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:22,250 I'll tell you what. 1488 00:40:22,250 --> 00:40:23,250 They do. 1489 00:40:23,250 --> 00:40:24,250 Yeah. 1490 00:40:24,250 --> 00:40:25,250 They do. 1491 00:40:25,250 --> 00:40:28,250 You will at least get one World Series in the next ten years. 1492 00:40:28,250 --> 00:40:30,250 You would fucking think we'd have had like three already. 1493 00:40:30,250 --> 00:40:32,250 I do not watch baseball. 1494 00:40:32,250 --> 00:40:33,250 You'll get one. 1495 00:40:33,250 --> 00:40:34,250 Not at all? 1496 00:40:34,250 --> 00:40:36,250 My assistant brewer loves baseball. 1497 00:40:36,250 --> 00:40:37,250 So I hear all of this. 1498 00:40:37,250 --> 00:40:38,250 Yes. 1499 00:40:38,250 --> 00:40:39,250 All of this from him. 1500 00:40:39,250 --> 00:40:42,250 All I know is that they got showtime and he was very excited. 1501 00:40:42,250 --> 00:40:42,449 Oh, 1502 00:40:42,449 --> 00:40:43,250 so Nick's a Dodgers fan. 1503 00:40:43,250 --> 00:40:44,250 Yes. 1504 00:40:44,250 --> 00:40:44,710 Okay, 1505 00:40:44,710 --> 00:40:45,250 good. 1506 00:40:45,250 --> 00:40:45,679 Otherwise, 1507 00:40:45,679 --> 00:40:46,250 we'd have words. 1508 00:40:46,250 --> 00:40:47,250 Yeah. 1509 00:40:47,250 --> 00:40:48,250 The words would be, 1510 00:40:48,250 --> 00:40:48,480 "Hey, 1511 00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:51,250 not a Dodgers fan." Big words. 1512 00:40:52,250 --> 00:40:53,250 Big words. 1513 00:40:53,250 --> 00:40:54,250 Big words. 1514 00:40:54,250 --> 00:40:55,070 Yeah, 1515 00:40:55,070 --> 00:40:57,250 we got a show time. 1516 00:40:57,250 --> 00:41:00,250 How dare you? 1517 00:41:00,250 --> 00:41:03,210 I shouldn't be yelling. 1518 00:41:03,210 --> 00:41:04,610 Big words. 1519 00:41:04,610 --> 00:41:05,329 Big words. 1520 00:41:05,329 --> 00:41:06,750 All caps. 1521 00:41:06,750 --> 00:41:09,269 Size 17 font. 1522 00:41:09,269 --> 00:41:10,280 Okay. 1523 00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:12,250 Not a typing show. 1524 00:41:12,250 --> 00:41:12,650 All right, 1525 00:41:12,650 --> 00:41:15,090 a little news before we get out of here. 1526 00:41:15,090 --> 00:41:15,370 Hey, 1527 00:41:15,369 --> 00:41:18,440 everybody get excited because Snoop Dogg and Dr. 1528 00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:22,970 Dre have launched a gin and juice RTD cocktail. 1529 00:41:22,969 --> 00:41:24,369 I mean, 1530 00:41:24,369 --> 00:41:26,730 it's come on. 1531 00:41:26,730 --> 00:41:28,170 It writes itself. 1532 00:41:28,170 --> 00:41:29,250 It does. 1533 00:41:29,250 --> 00:41:30,650 They're late to the party with this. 1534 00:41:30,650 --> 00:41:31,289 Let's be honest. 1535 00:41:31,289 --> 00:41:33,090 Like this should have been out years ago. 1536 00:41:33,090 --> 00:41:33,940 Ready to drink. 1537 00:41:33,940 --> 00:41:35,500 What do they call RTDs? 1538 00:41:35,500 --> 00:41:36,650 Yeah. 1539 00:41:36,650 --> 00:41:39,610 They're like at the height of the beverage world. 1540 00:41:39,610 --> 00:41:40,140 Right. 1541 00:41:40,139 --> 00:41:40,789 Right. 1542 00:41:40,789 --> 00:41:41,199 Yeah. 1543 00:41:41,199 --> 00:41:42,980 So now there's so hot right now. 1544 00:41:42,980 --> 00:41:44,690 So now is when you come out with them. 1545 00:41:44,690 --> 00:41:45,090 Right. 1546 00:41:45,090 --> 00:41:46,340 Plus it's it's Snoop and Dre, 1547 00:41:46,340 --> 00:41:47,130 gin and juice. 1548 00:41:47,130 --> 00:41:47,530 Come on. 1549 00:41:47,530 --> 00:41:48,210 Yeah. 1550 00:41:48,210 --> 00:41:50,440 They're all 5.9%. 1551 00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:52,670 The flavors are citrus, 1552 00:41:52,670 --> 00:41:53,170 melon, 1553 00:41:53,170 --> 00:41:55,829 passion fruit and apricot. 1554 00:41:55,829 --> 00:41:56,650 It's apricot, 1555 00:41:56,650 --> 00:41:57,650 but whatever. 1556 00:41:57,650 --> 00:41:58,250 Apricot. 1557 00:41:58,250 --> 00:41:59,329 We figured it out. 1558 00:41:59,329 --> 00:42:00,569 Apricot or apricot? 1559 00:42:00,570 --> 00:42:01,410 It's apricot. 1560 00:42:01,409 --> 00:42:02,670 I don't even know. 1561 00:42:02,670 --> 00:42:06,329 Now I'm on the spot and I don't know what I say. 1562 00:42:06,329 --> 00:42:06,759 Pecan, 1563 00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:07,390 pecan. 1564 00:42:07,389 --> 00:42:07,969 Pecan? 1565 00:42:07,969 --> 00:42:08,449 Pecan. 1566 00:42:08,449 --> 00:42:09,189 Oh yeah. 1567 00:42:09,190 --> 00:42:09,760 Pecan, 1568 00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:10,420 pecan. 1569 00:42:10,420 --> 00:42:11,159 Yeah. 1570 00:42:11,159 --> 00:42:11,789 Pecan? 1571 00:42:11,789 --> 00:42:12,690 For me it depends. 1572 00:42:12,690 --> 00:42:14,659 That is the one that always freaks me out. 1573 00:42:14,659 --> 00:42:15,629 Tomato. 1574 00:42:15,630 --> 00:42:16,099 Tomato. 1575 00:42:16,099 --> 00:42:16,829 Potato. 1576 00:42:16,829 --> 00:42:17,610 Potato. 1577 00:42:17,610 --> 00:42:19,440 So pecan is a weird one. 1578 00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:21,210 If it's a pie for me, 1579 00:42:21,210 --> 00:42:22,010 it's a pecan pie. 1580 00:42:22,010 --> 00:42:22,310 Oh, 1581 00:42:22,309 --> 00:42:22,960 it's pecan pie. 1582 00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:24,820 If you're just talking about the nut. 1583 00:42:24,820 --> 00:42:25,170 The pecan pie. 1584 00:42:25,170 --> 00:42:26,740 If you're talking about the nut, 1585 00:42:26,739 --> 00:42:27,319 it's a pecan, 1586 00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:28,310 but it's pecan pie. 1587 00:42:28,309 --> 00:42:29,210 That's because I'm weird. 1588 00:42:29,210 --> 00:42:31,110 I think I'm pecan just all the way. 1589 00:42:31,110 --> 00:42:31,599 Yeah. 1590 00:42:31,599 --> 00:42:32,509 Pecan pie. 1591 00:42:32,510 --> 00:42:34,130 Definitely apricot though. 1592 00:42:34,130 --> 00:42:36,210 I do like emphasizing pecan. 1593 00:42:36,210 --> 00:42:36,889 Pecan. 1594 00:42:36,889 --> 00:42:37,559 Pecan. 1595 00:42:37,559 --> 00:42:38,130 Yeah. 1596 00:42:38,130 --> 00:42:39,380 I'm definitely, 1597 00:42:39,380 --> 00:42:42,079 I'm pretty sure I'm a pecan guy. 1598 00:42:42,079 --> 00:42:43,360 That sounded very like, 1599 00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:45,880 "Dit-ter-ker-terb." Well, 1600 00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:46,570 yeah. 1601 00:42:46,570 --> 00:42:50,580 Isn't that how you emphasize everything? 1602 00:42:50,579 --> 00:42:50,730 Pretty much. 1603 00:42:50,730 --> 00:42:51,150 Yeah. 1604 00:42:51,150 --> 00:42:51,990 All right. 1605 00:42:51,989 --> 00:42:52,919 What do we got here? 1606 00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:58,769 A motorist in England calls the police to report he's too drunk to drive. 1607 00:42:58,769 --> 00:42:59,329 That's good. 1608 00:42:59,329 --> 00:43:01,449 Ever had one of these nights? 1609 00:43:01,449 --> 00:43:06,210 An emergency dispatcher received an unusual call just before noon on... 1610 00:43:06,210 --> 00:43:06,650 Noon! 1611 00:43:06,650 --> 00:43:08,900 Jesus Christ! 1612 00:43:08,900 --> 00:43:10,050 Noon! 1613 00:43:10,050 --> 00:43:11,750 He is strapping one on. 1614 00:43:11,750 --> 00:43:12,170 Wow. 1615 00:43:12,170 --> 00:43:18,530 Just before noon on February 12th when a motorist reported he was driving drunk and said, 1616 00:43:18,530 --> 00:43:22,090 "He doesn't know what he is doing." The man added, 1617 00:43:22,090 --> 00:43:25,970 "He had a rough weekend." I'd fucking say it's noon. 1618 00:43:25,969 --> 00:43:26,649 Wow. 1619 00:43:26,730 --> 00:43:29,250 Man calls the police to report that he is the drunk driver, 1620 00:43:29,250 --> 00:43:32,380 police said using the British term for the offense. 1621 00:43:32,380 --> 00:43:34,950 It's not every day that this happens. 1622 00:43:34,949 --> 00:43:35,699 When officers arrived, 1623 00:43:35,699 --> 00:43:38,889 the 52-year-old man was in a van on the side of the road. 1624 00:43:38,889 --> 00:43:42,349 A breath test revealed he was three times over the legal limit, 1625 00:43:42,349 --> 00:43:43,489 which is also a weight. 1626 00:43:43,489 --> 00:43:44,029 Wow. 1627 00:43:44,030 --> 00:43:44,450 Yeah. 1628 00:43:44,449 --> 00:43:51,819 And he was arrested and held in custody and released after being charged Tuesday with drunken driving in this place that I'm not even trying to pronounce. 1629 00:43:51,820 --> 00:43:52,940 But I thought he wasn't driving. 1630 00:43:52,940 --> 00:43:53,130 Why, 1631 00:43:53,130 --> 00:43:54,410 he was at one point, 1632 00:43:54,409 --> 00:43:55,489 and then he stopped. 1633 00:43:55,489 --> 00:43:56,569 And then he stopped. 1634 00:43:56,570 --> 00:43:58,180 Called the police on himself. 1635 00:43:58,179 --> 00:43:58,519 Okay. 1636 00:43:58,519 --> 00:43:58,800 God, 1637 00:43:58,800 --> 00:43:59,769 I missed... 1638 00:43:59,769 --> 00:44:01,190 When I read this story earlier, 1639 00:44:01,190 --> 00:44:02,570 I missed the whole noon part. 1640 00:44:02,570 --> 00:44:03,410 Jesus Christ. 1641 00:44:03,409 --> 00:44:05,529 It's not even strapping one on, 1642 00:44:05,530 --> 00:44:07,650 it's like duct taping one on. 1643 00:44:07,650 --> 00:44:11,409 You already super glued something to you, 1644 00:44:11,409 --> 00:44:15,980 and now you're duct taping it just for safety measures. 1645 00:44:15,980 --> 00:44:17,409 It's attached to you at this point. 1646 00:44:17,409 --> 00:44:19,929 Someone didn't stop drinking the night before. 1647 00:44:19,929 --> 00:44:20,230 No. 1648 00:44:20,230 --> 00:44:20,730 Actually, 1649 00:44:20,730 --> 00:44:22,119 I hope that's what happened. 1650 00:44:22,119 --> 00:44:23,769 I hope he didn't wake up at nine and go, 1651 00:44:23,769 --> 00:44:24,719 "You know what? 1652 00:44:24,719 --> 00:44:26,689 Let's have some shit." Yeah. 1653 00:44:26,690 --> 00:44:28,210 We'll finish it off with a trip to Florida. 1654 00:44:28,210 --> 00:44:29,659 We haven't been to Florida in a while. 1655 00:44:29,659 --> 00:44:29,989 Ooh, 1656 00:44:29,989 --> 00:44:31,139 Florida man. 1657 00:44:31,139 --> 00:44:31,420 Yeah. 1658 00:44:31,420 --> 00:44:35,450 Drunk Florida man abandons his airboat in front of Sheriff's office. 1659 00:44:35,449 --> 00:44:36,969 Done? 1660 00:44:36,969 --> 00:44:41,849 This is the Sheriff's office on the water? 1661 00:44:41,849 --> 00:44:42,849 Not quite. 1662 00:44:42,849 --> 00:44:47,196 Deputies say a captain with the Polk County Fire Rescue called the Sheriff's 1663 00:44:47,196 --> 00:44:51,656 office shortly after 9.20 PM because an airboat had fallen off a trailer being 1664 00:44:51,656 --> 00:44:55,890 towed by a Ford F-150 in front of the Polk County Sheriff's office station. 1665 00:44:55,889 --> 00:44:58,769 The captain said the boat was blocking Thompson Nursery Road, 1666 00:44:58,769 --> 00:45:03,210 and the driver of the F-150 appeared to be drunk before he drove away. 1667 00:45:03,210 --> 00:45:04,220 According to the Sheriff's office, 1668 00:45:04,219 --> 00:45:05,589 when the boat's owner, 1669 00:45:05,590 --> 00:45:08,070 Jonathan Whitesides ... 1670 00:45:08,070 --> 00:45:09,730 Is there a more Florida name than Whiteside? 1671 00:45:09,730 --> 00:45:10,079 No. 1672 00:45:10,079 --> 00:45:11,849 You think you would just stop at Whiteside, 1673 00:45:11,849 --> 00:45:15,089 but then you just add the S to it, 1674 00:45:15,090 --> 00:45:18,360 and just go total Floridian. 1675 00:45:18,360 --> 00:45:19,289 Right. 1676 00:45:19,289 --> 00:45:21,860 Another man returned to the scene to retrieve the boat. 1677 00:45:21,860 --> 00:45:23,840 Whitesides began yelling at the other man, 1678 00:45:23,840 --> 00:45:28,510 criticizing how he was attaching the boat to the trailer, 1679 00:45:28,510 --> 00:45:30,390 or not attaching. 1680 00:45:30,389 --> 00:45:32,539 A deputy at the scene told him to calm down, 1681 00:45:32,539 --> 00:45:33,389 and that's when, 1682 00:45:33,389 --> 00:45:34,719 according to the officer, 1683 00:45:34,720 --> 00:45:35,400 Whitesides, 1684 00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:35,860 plural, 1685 00:45:35,860 --> 00:45:39,570 became irate with the deputy. 1686 00:45:39,570 --> 00:45:40,410 Officer said that Whitesides ... 1687 00:45:40,409 --> 00:45:41,969 There are multiple Whitesides. 1688 00:45:41,970 --> 00:45:45,770 Which one are we talking about? 1689 00:45:45,769 --> 00:45:49,650 Deputy says Whitesides took an aggressive stance toward the deputy, 1690 00:45:49,650 --> 00:45:51,030 charged in his direction, 1691 00:45:51,029 --> 00:45:52,169 pushed his chest out, 1692 00:45:52,170 --> 00:45:53,590 and had his fist balled up, 1693 00:45:53,590 --> 00:45:56,070 started yelling in the deputy's face, 1694 00:45:56,070 --> 00:45:57,610 with his fist balled up, 1695 00:45:57,610 --> 00:46:00,289 and ignored the deputy's commands. 1696 00:46:00,289 --> 00:46:01,529 Whitesides' eyes were bloodshot water, 1697 00:46:01,529 --> 00:46:02,579 his speech was slurred, 1698 00:46:02,579 --> 00:46:03,730 and he had balance issues, 1699 00:46:03,730 --> 00:46:05,210 according to the officer. 1700 00:46:05,210 --> 00:46:08,730 Two breath samples show that his alcohol content was ... 1701 00:46:08,730 --> 00:46:10,329 Guesses? 1702 00:46:10,329 --> 00:46:12,170 You may want to guess on these numbers. 1703 00:46:12,170 --> 00:46:13,490 Big alcohol content. 1704 00:46:13,489 --> 00:46:14,339 Okay, 1705 00:46:14,340 --> 00:46:18,400 so if dude before was three times ... 1706 00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:19,760 Which was .24. 1707 00:46:19,760 --> 00:46:21,560 I'm going to guess like .32. 1708 00:46:21,559 --> 00:46:21,789 Man, 1709 00:46:21,789 --> 00:46:23,210 that's close. 1710 00:46:23,210 --> 00:46:23,740 .35? 1711 00:46:23,739 --> 00:46:24,409 I don't know. 1712 00:46:24,409 --> 00:46:26,259 You guys are dancing all around it. 1713 00:46:26,260 --> 00:46:27,130 .334. 1714 00:46:27,130 --> 00:46:28,360 Wow. 1715 00:46:28,360 --> 00:46:30,369 How are you standing? 1716 00:46:30,369 --> 00:46:32,489 That's obnoxious. 1717 00:46:32,489 --> 00:46:34,259 That's a lot. 1718 00:46:34,260 --> 00:46:35,220 Yeah. 1719 00:46:35,220 --> 00:46:37,110 That's so much. 1720 00:46:37,110 --> 00:46:38,329 So much. 1721 00:46:38,329 --> 00:46:38,690 One of Mr. 1722 00:46:38,690 --> 00:46:42,699 Whitesides' breath samples showed him to be four times the legal limit, 1723 00:46:42,699 --> 00:46:44,939 said Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd, 1724 00:46:44,940 --> 00:46:46,430 another Florida name. 1725 00:46:46,429 --> 00:46:47,149 Grady Judd. 1726 00:46:47,150 --> 00:46:47,510 Wow. 1727 00:46:47,510 --> 00:46:49,410 Can you say that name one more time? 1728 00:46:49,409 --> 00:46:50,469 Grady Judd. 1729 00:46:50,470 --> 00:46:52,010 Grady Judd. 1730 00:46:52,010 --> 00:46:55,550 The Smokey and the Bandit podcast or what? 1731 00:46:55,550 --> 00:46:56,800 About to be. 1732 00:46:56,800 --> 00:46:58,810 I'm not sure how he was walking, 1733 00:46:58,809 --> 00:46:59,619 let alone driving. 1734 00:46:59,619 --> 00:47:01,779 He made some very poor decisions that night. 1735 00:47:01,779 --> 00:47:03,250 He decided to drink and drive, 1736 00:47:03,250 --> 00:47:06,559 and then decided to become aggressive towards the deputy on the scene. 1737 00:47:06,559 --> 00:47:09,400 Both those decisions earned him a trip to jail. 1738 00:47:09,400 --> 00:47:10,410 Florida man. 1739 00:47:10,409 --> 00:47:11,189 Florida. 1740 00:47:11,190 --> 00:47:11,570 Man, 1741 00:47:11,570 --> 00:47:13,070 this is Florida men. 1742 00:47:13,070 --> 00:47:14,630 Those names are- Wow. 1743 00:47:15,119 --> 00:47:16,130 full of Florida. 1744 00:47:16,130 --> 00:47:16,340 Thanks, 1745 00:47:16,340 --> 00:47:16,630 Florida, 1746 00:47:16,630 --> 00:47:17,300 for not- Wait, 1747 00:47:17,300 --> 00:47:17,440 no. 1748 00:47:17,440 --> 00:47:18,490 Whitesides. 1749 00:47:18,500 --> 00:47:19,170 disappointing. 1750 00:47:19,170 --> 00:47:19,970 Whitesides. 1751 00:47:19,970 --> 00:47:20,860 All the Whitesides. 1752 00:47:20,860 --> 00:47:21,039 No, 1753 00:47:21,039 --> 00:47:21,219 no, 1754 00:47:21,220 --> 00:47:21,390 no, 1755 00:47:21,389 --> 00:47:21,630 no. 1756 00:47:21,630 --> 00:47:22,050 Just one, 1757 00:47:22,050 --> 00:47:22,660 though. 1758 00:47:22,659 --> 00:47:23,089 Whitesides. 1759 00:47:23,090 --> 00:47:23,320 Oh, 1760 00:47:23,320 --> 00:47:24,340 how many were there? 1761 00:47:24,340 --> 00:47:25,039 There's one. 1762 00:47:25,039 --> 00:47:26,130 So it was Whitesides? 1763 00:47:26,130 --> 00:47:26,400 No. 1764 00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:27,100 Whitesides. 1765 00:47:27,099 --> 00:47:28,359 So how many were there? 1766 00:47:28,360 --> 00:47:28,829 Just one. 1767 00:47:28,829 --> 00:47:29,829 So it was Whitesides? 1768 00:47:29,829 --> 00:47:30,380 All right. 1769 00:47:30,380 --> 00:47:31,079 I'll stop now. 1770 00:47:31,079 --> 00:47:31,670 Not funny. 1771 00:47:31,670 --> 00:47:32,090 Yeah. 1772 00:47:32,090 --> 00:47:32,530 No, 1773 00:47:32,529 --> 00:47:34,769 that's pretty funny. 1774 00:47:34,769 --> 00:47:35,529 It is. 1775 00:47:35,529 --> 00:47:36,029 So thanks, 1776 00:47:36,029 --> 00:47:36,479 Florida, 1777 00:47:36,480 --> 00:47:37,720 for never disappointing. 1778 00:47:37,720 --> 00:47:38,770 Yeah. 1779 00:47:38,769 --> 00:47:40,489 Cheers to them. 1780 00:47:40,489 --> 00:47:41,489 I mean- Yeah. 1781 00:47:41,489 --> 00:47:42,569 Cheers to Florida. 1782 00:47:42,570 --> 00:47:43,789 Cheers to Florida. 1783 00:47:43,789 --> 00:47:46,009 Thanks to keeping it entertaining. 1784 00:47:46,010 --> 00:47:46,800 Yeah. 1785 00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:48,220 And Florida, 1786 00:47:48,220 --> 00:47:48,560 also, 1787 00:47:48,559 --> 00:47:48,809 eh, 1788 00:47:48,809 --> 00:47:50,130 have a water. 1789 00:47:50,130 --> 00:47:50,400 Yeah. 1790 00:47:50,400 --> 00:47:51,130 Every now and then. 1791 00:47:51,130 --> 00:47:51,410 Also, 1792 00:47:51,409 --> 00:47:52,129 that'd be good. 1793 00:47:52,130 --> 00:47:53,130 Yeah. 1794 00:47:53,130 --> 00:47:53,470 Hi, 1795 00:47:53,470 --> 00:47:54,130 Vanessa. 1796 00:47:54,130 --> 00:47:54,519 Yeah. 1797 00:47:54,519 --> 00:47:55,590 Speaking of Florida, 1798 00:47:55,590 --> 00:47:56,100 Vanessa, 1799 00:47:56,099 --> 00:47:56,549 though, 1800 00:47:56,550 --> 00:48:00,450 not losing boats in the middle of the road. 1801 00:48:00,449 --> 00:48:02,689 Maybe she's blown a .334 before, 1802 00:48:02,690 --> 00:48:03,369 but you know, 1803 00:48:03,369 --> 00:48:08,049 never been- I think we've all been at that point where we go to- Never been documented? 1804 00:48:08,050 --> 00:48:08,610 Right. 1805 00:48:08,610 --> 00:48:11,720 I'm sure I've undocumentedly had a .334 in my system, 1806 00:48:11,720 --> 00:48:13,000 if not more. 1807 00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:13,730 You know? 1808 00:48:13,779 --> 00:48:14,469 I don't know. 1809 00:48:14,470 --> 00:48:18,090 I'm pretty sure I passed out around probably twice the legal limit. 1810 00:48:18,090 --> 00:48:18,650 No. 1811 00:48:18,650 --> 00:48:19,650 Yeah. 1812 00:48:19,650 --> 00:48:19,950 One-six? 1813 00:48:19,949 --> 00:48:20,609 That's not that bad. 1814 00:48:20,610 --> 00:48:21,519 Maybe .2? 1815 00:48:21,519 --> 00:48:22,449 I don't know. 1816 00:48:22,449 --> 00:48:22,809 Yeah. 1817 00:48:22,809 --> 00:48:25,380 I'd say you're in the 20s before we started passing out. 1818 00:48:25,380 --> 00:48:25,510 Well, 1819 00:48:25,510 --> 00:48:26,450 I appreciate that. 1820 00:48:26,449 --> 00:48:26,939 Right? 1821 00:48:26,940 --> 00:48:27,449 Not me. 1822 00:48:27,449 --> 00:48:27,670 No, 1823 00:48:27,670 --> 00:48:28,769 you're lightweight. 1824 00:48:28,769 --> 00:48:29,090 No. 1825 00:48:29,090 --> 00:48:30,130 Well-documented lightweight. 1826 00:48:30,130 --> 00:48:33,690 .16 would be just on the floor. 1827 00:48:33,690 --> 00:48:34,180 Yeah. 1828 00:48:34,179 --> 00:48:34,689 Yeah. 1829 00:48:34,690 --> 00:48:36,309 Would that be blackout, 1830 00:48:36,309 --> 00:48:38,139 like not remembering? 1831 00:48:38,139 --> 00:48:38,429 No, 1832 00:48:38,429 --> 00:48:40,289 probably giggling on the floor, 1833 00:48:40,289 --> 00:48:42,139 but not getting up. 1834 00:48:42,139 --> 00:48:43,289 That's not bad. 1835 00:48:43,289 --> 00:48:44,289 Not getting up. 1836 00:48:44,289 --> 00:48:46,210 Spinny- Is that spinny drunk? 1837 00:48:46,210 --> 00:48:46,829 That spins. 1838 00:48:46,829 --> 00:48:47,210 Yeah. 1839 00:48:47,210 --> 00:48:47,309 That's definitely- Oh, 1840 00:48:47,309 --> 00:48:47,500 yeah. 1841 00:48:47,500 --> 00:48:47,599 No, 1842 00:48:47,599 --> 00:48:48,210 those are the worst. 1843 00:48:48,210 --> 00:48:48,920 Those are the worst. 1844 00:48:48,920 --> 00:48:49,210 Yeah. 1845 00:48:49,210 --> 00:48:51,210 That's why I don't drink vodka anymore. 1846 00:48:51,210 --> 00:48:51,860 Oh, 1847 00:48:51,860 --> 00:48:53,530 vodka's the worst. 1848 00:48:53,529 --> 00:48:54,609 Mine's tequila. 1849 00:48:54,610 --> 00:48:55,110 Tequila, 1850 00:48:55,110 --> 00:48:57,930 like the smell of tequila just makes me- Yeah. 1851 00:48:57,929 --> 00:48:58,920 Yeah. 1852 00:48:58,920 --> 00:49:01,090 I'm going to tell you a little funny story. 1853 00:49:01,090 --> 00:49:07,670 There's a guy I work with who says he can't drink tequila because it's the grossest thing in the world to him. 1854 00:49:07,670 --> 00:49:08,690 I feel that. 1855 00:49:08,690 --> 00:49:09,820 So after work, 1856 00:49:09,820 --> 00:49:14,370 we were playing blackjack one day and we were just talking. 1857 00:49:14,369 --> 00:49:16,049 I said, 1858 00:49:16,050 --> 00:49:22,010 "I just can't believe that you have that bad of a reaction to tequila." Ooh. 1859 00:49:22,010 --> 00:49:23,130 And he goes, 1860 00:49:23,130 --> 00:49:23,710 "Oh, 1861 00:49:23,710 --> 00:49:26,970 do you want to see it?" And I said- No. 1862 00:49:26,970 --> 00:49:27,240 I said, 1863 00:49:27,239 --> 00:49:27,489 "No. 1864 00:49:27,489 --> 00:49:27,989 I said, 1865 00:49:27,989 --> 00:49:28,809 you don't. 1866 00:49:28,809 --> 00:49:29,650 Please don't. 1867 00:49:29,650 --> 00:49:30,909 I get it." I said, 1868 00:49:30,909 --> 00:49:33,199 "It blows my mind." And he's like, 1869 00:49:33,199 --> 00:49:33,599 "No, 1870 00:49:33,599 --> 00:49:39,529 you want to see it?" And he grabs a bottle of tequila that the other guy drinks from. 1871 00:49:39,529 --> 00:49:47,009 And it was five minutes of him just being able to finally take a sip to his mouth. 1872 00:49:47,010 --> 00:49:49,110 He's just breathing, 1873 00:49:49,110 --> 00:49:53,530 trying to calm himself to try and take a sip. 1874 00:49:53,529 --> 00:49:55,889 He gets the sip in his mouth and it's, 1875 00:49:55,889 --> 00:49:56,969 I'm telling you, 1876 00:49:56,970 --> 00:49:59,330 seven minutes of just dry heaving. 1877 00:49:59,329 --> 00:49:59,899 Oh, 1878 00:49:59,900 --> 00:50:00,530 gosh. 1879 00:50:00,529 --> 00:50:01,869 Wow. 1880 00:50:01,869 --> 00:50:03,649 Like violent dry heaving. 1881 00:50:03,679 --> 00:50:05,569 It was insane. 1882 00:50:05,570 --> 00:50:06,570 Wow. 1883 00:50:06,570 --> 00:50:07,210 I'm not that bad. 1884 00:50:07,210 --> 00:50:08,099 But if I have people like, 1885 00:50:08,099 --> 00:50:08,289 "Oh, 1886 00:50:08,289 --> 00:50:08,769 take a shot. 1887 00:50:08,769 --> 00:50:09,809 Take a..." I'm like, 1888 00:50:09,809 --> 00:50:11,440 "No." And if I have a shot, 1889 00:50:11,440 --> 00:50:14,570 there's a 50/50 chance I throw it up immediately. 1890 00:50:14,570 --> 00:50:15,570 Really? 1891 00:50:15,570 --> 00:50:16,000 You said, 1892 00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:18,210 "Take a shot," and I immediately started sweating. 1893 00:50:18,210 --> 00:50:20,250 I cannot shoot tequila anymore. 1894 00:50:20,250 --> 00:50:21,250 No. 1895 00:50:21,250 --> 00:50:23,449 Those days are behind me. 1896 00:50:23,449 --> 00:50:25,489 I can't shoot most alcohol anymore. 1897 00:50:25,489 --> 00:50:26,489 No. 1898 00:50:26,489 --> 00:50:27,489 But tequila is the top of that. 1899 00:50:27,489 --> 00:50:29,689 But I have a visceral reaction to tequila. 1900 00:50:29,690 --> 00:50:31,659 When I smell it- I can drink a margarita, 1901 00:50:31,659 --> 00:50:34,009 but I cannot have straight tequila in my mouth anymore. 1902 00:50:34,010 --> 00:50:37,350 I can drink a margarita if it's not strong enough to taste it. 1903 00:50:37,349 --> 00:50:39,170 If I get a strong tequila flavor, 1904 00:50:39,170 --> 00:50:39,730 I... 1905 00:50:39,730 --> 00:50:40,730 Wow. 1906 00:50:40,730 --> 00:50:41,929 I'm not that bad, 1907 00:50:41,929 --> 00:50:46,009 but I can't shoot tequila or do straight tequila anymore. 1908 00:50:46,010 --> 00:50:48,210 I think I had too many nights of... 1909 00:50:48,210 --> 00:50:51,500 I do have one alcohol that I cannot drink at all anymore, 1910 00:50:51,500 --> 00:50:54,090 and it's that cotton candy X-rated. 1911 00:50:54,090 --> 00:50:54,309 Oh, 1912 00:50:54,309 --> 00:50:55,090 the pink one? 1913 00:50:55,309 --> 00:50:56,610 When I was 21, 1914 00:50:56,610 --> 00:51:00,269 I drank an entire bottle of that one night. 1915 00:51:00,269 --> 00:51:01,929 I don't know why. 1916 00:51:01,929 --> 00:51:03,509 And I was very sick, 1917 00:51:03,510 --> 00:51:06,410 and I cannot even smell it anymore. 1918 00:51:06,409 --> 00:51:08,340 And when I was a bartender at BJ's, 1919 00:51:08,340 --> 00:51:10,809 they had this pink martini. 1920 00:51:10,809 --> 00:51:12,970 I know, 1921 00:51:12,970 --> 00:51:14,370 right? 1922 00:51:14,369 --> 00:51:16,289 Pink martini that had X-rated in it, 1923 00:51:16,289 --> 00:51:19,230 and every time I would pick up the bottle and be like, 1924 00:51:19,230 --> 00:51:21,150 "Ah." They're like, 1925 00:51:21,150 --> 00:51:28,809 "How's the martini?" "I don't think there's a single alcohol." The pink Whitney. 1926 00:51:28,809 --> 00:51:30,079 Yeah. 1927 00:51:30,079 --> 00:51:30,809 That's it. 1928 00:51:30,809 --> 00:51:31,809 Pink Whitney. 1929 00:51:31,809 --> 00:51:32,449 Yeah. 1930 00:51:32,449 --> 00:51:33,569 Coley loves that stuff. 1931 00:51:33,570 --> 00:51:34,769 Not for me. 1932 00:51:34,769 --> 00:51:39,809 I don't think there's a single alcohol that makes me... 1933 00:51:39,809 --> 00:51:40,639 Most nowadays. 1934 00:51:40,639 --> 00:51:41,529 I can sip whiskey, 1935 00:51:41,529 --> 00:51:43,269 but when I was at the bachelor party, 1936 00:51:43,269 --> 00:51:45,409 they wanted to keep doing shots of whiskey. 1937 00:51:45,409 --> 00:51:45,969 I was like, 1938 00:51:45,970 --> 00:51:46,240 "No, 1939 00:51:46,239 --> 00:51:46,519 no. 1940 00:51:46,519 --> 00:51:47,670 How about an ice cube, 1941 00:51:47,670 --> 00:51:48,390 assholes? 1942 00:51:48,389 --> 00:51:53,929 Let's drink this civilized individuals." You got to open it up first. 1943 00:51:53,929 --> 00:51:55,649 I was also the oldest person there, 1944 00:51:55,650 --> 00:51:56,500 and it shows. 1945 00:51:56,500 --> 00:51:58,690 About five years. 1946 00:51:58,690 --> 00:52:00,230 James likes scotch, 1947 00:52:00,230 --> 00:52:02,519 and I enjoy the taste of scotch, 1948 00:52:02,519 --> 00:52:04,889 but the alcohol burn is rough. 1949 00:52:04,889 --> 00:52:05,940 Yeah. 1950 00:52:05,940 --> 00:52:07,579 I don't like the peatiness of scotch. 1951 00:52:07,579 --> 00:52:09,000 I'm more of a whiskey bourbon, 1952 00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:11,250 if I'm going to go that direction. 1953 00:52:11,250 --> 00:52:12,539 But I want an ice cube in it, 1954 00:52:12,539 --> 00:52:14,909 and I like when it gets a little water in there, 1955 00:52:14,909 --> 00:52:17,250 kind of expresses the whiskey or whatever. 1956 00:52:17,250 --> 00:52:18,610 It opens it up. 1957 00:52:18,610 --> 00:52:19,519 It opens it up. 1958 00:52:19,519 --> 00:52:20,029 Yeah. 1959 00:52:20,029 --> 00:52:20,529 I'm old. 1960 00:52:20,529 --> 00:52:21,529 What can I say? 1961 00:52:21,529 --> 00:52:21,989 Well, 1962 00:52:21,989 --> 00:52:22,429 no. 1963 00:52:22,429 --> 00:52:25,139 That's what blows my mind with that too, 1964 00:52:25,139 --> 00:52:27,569 is I was at my brother-in-law's, 1965 00:52:27,570 --> 00:52:28,640 this was months ago, 1966 00:52:28,639 --> 00:52:31,429 and he had this bottle of single barrel bourbon. 1967 00:52:31,429 --> 00:52:32,659 He goes, 1968 00:52:32,659 --> 00:52:33,679 "Ah, 1969 00:52:33,679 --> 00:52:35,849 you wouldn't like this." And I said, 1970 00:52:35,849 --> 00:52:36,009 "Oh, 1971 00:52:36,010 --> 00:52:37,370 well." Challenge accepted. 1972 00:52:37,369 --> 00:52:37,929 So that's, 1973 00:52:37,929 --> 00:52:41,170 "How would you know what I would like and what I wouldn't like?" Sure enough, 1974 00:52:41,170 --> 00:52:42,000 I took a sip of it, 1975 00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:42,559 and I said, 1976 00:52:42,559 --> 00:52:42,970 "Wow, 1977 00:52:42,970 --> 00:52:44,930 that is terrible." He said, 1978 00:52:44,929 --> 00:52:45,699 "See, 1979 00:52:45,699 --> 00:52:47,529 I told you." He goes, 1980 00:52:47,529 --> 00:52:48,639 "Now," he goes, 1981 00:52:48,639 --> 00:52:51,389 "put three drops of water in it." He said, 1982 00:52:51,389 --> 00:52:54,399 "I guarantee you won't hate it as much." I said, 1983 00:52:54,400 --> 00:52:58,369 "That's the goofiest shit I've ever heard in my life." Three drops of water. 1984 00:52:58,369 --> 00:52:59,369 Three drops. 1985 00:52:59,369 --> 00:53:00,369 Salty. 1986 00:53:00,369 --> 00:53:01,219 No shit. 1987 00:53:01,220 --> 00:53:03,130 Three drops of water. 1988 00:53:03,130 --> 00:53:05,789 It tasted like half different. 1989 00:53:05,789 --> 00:53:08,470 It wasn't as bad as it was straight up, 1990 00:53:08,470 --> 00:53:09,090 but yeah. 1991 00:53:09,090 --> 00:53:09,680 I mean, 1992 00:53:09,679 --> 00:53:11,529 bourbon blows my mind. 1993 00:53:11,529 --> 00:53:11,889 Yeah. 1994 00:53:11,889 --> 00:53:12,529 It's weird. 1995 00:53:12,529 --> 00:53:13,529 Yeah. 1996 00:53:13,529 --> 00:53:14,529 Anywho. 1997 00:53:14,529 --> 00:53:14,719 Hey, 1998 00:53:14,720 --> 00:53:15,450 not a bourbon show. 1999 00:53:15,449 --> 00:53:17,210 Not a spirit spot. 2000 00:53:17,210 --> 00:53:18,210 Not. 2001 00:53:18,210 --> 00:53:18,889 Yeah. 2002 00:53:18,889 --> 00:53:20,119 Seriously. 2003 00:53:20,119 --> 00:53:21,809 And also not a shot show. 2004 00:53:21,809 --> 00:53:22,809 Nope. 2005 00:53:22,809 --> 00:53:25,480 I did take a shot of Jack a couple of weeks ago, 2006 00:53:25,480 --> 00:53:28,769 and I was actually shocked at how much I didn't hate it. 2007 00:53:28,769 --> 00:53:29,769 Oh. 2008 00:53:29,769 --> 00:53:30,769 Oh. 2009 00:53:30,769 --> 00:53:31,909 The last time I had Jack, 2010 00:53:31,909 --> 00:53:33,059 I woke up in so much pain, 2011 00:53:33,059 --> 00:53:34,150 and not hangover pain, 2012 00:53:34,150 --> 00:53:35,200 like physical pain. 2013 00:53:35,199 --> 00:53:36,839 I don't know what I did while I was sleeping. 2014 00:53:36,840 --> 00:53:39,300 I had a bunch of Jack and diets at a concert, 2015 00:53:39,300 --> 00:53:40,590 because bang for your buck, 2016 00:53:40,590 --> 00:53:43,409 am I going to drink a bunch of Bud Lights or some Jack and diets? 2017 00:53:43,409 --> 00:53:44,409 Yeah. 2018 00:53:44,409 --> 00:53:46,340 I had a bunch of Jack and diets. 2019 00:53:46,340 --> 00:53:46,710 And man, 2020 00:53:46,710 --> 00:53:48,470 was I fucked up the next day. 2021 00:53:48,470 --> 00:53:49,730 I don't know what happened. 2022 00:53:49,730 --> 00:53:51,849 You drink Jack and diets. 2023 00:53:51,849 --> 00:53:54,029 Just the alcohol content, 2024 00:53:54,029 --> 00:53:55,009 I'm sure. 2025 00:53:55,010 --> 00:53:58,170 I think I tried to do gymnastics in the middle of the night. 2026 00:53:58,210 --> 00:53:59,210 Ooh. 2027 00:53:59,210 --> 00:53:59,400 Yeah. 2028 00:53:59,400 --> 00:53:59,900 Like my back hurt. 2029 00:53:59,900 --> 00:54:00,630 My hips were all fucked. 2030 00:54:00,630 --> 00:54:01,300 God, 2031 00:54:01,300 --> 00:54:03,140 I sound old. 2032 00:54:03,139 --> 00:54:04,409 This is where we end things. 2033 00:54:04,409 --> 00:54:04,799 Oh, 2034 00:54:04,800 --> 00:54:05,410 man. 2035 00:54:05,409 --> 00:54:06,409 Before I end me. 2036 00:54:06,409 --> 00:54:07,170 All right. 2037 00:54:07,170 --> 00:54:09,220 Find us all on the socials at Craft Beer Republic, 2038 00:54:09,220 --> 00:54:10,200 at Flex Me a Beer, 2039 00:54:10,199 --> 00:54:11,750 underscores in between, 2040 00:54:11,750 --> 00:54:12,659 @MomoAgogo. 2041 00:54:12,659 --> 00:54:13,569 And of course, 2042 00:54:13,570 --> 00:54:15,490 Petals and Pints Brewing Co. 2043 00:54:15,489 --> 00:54:15,889 No, 2044 00:54:15,889 --> 00:54:17,369 just brewing. 2045 00:54:17,369 --> 00:54:18,369 Just brewing. 2046 00:54:18,369 --> 00:54:19,369 Yeah. 2047 00:54:19,369 --> 00:54:20,529 All these breweries with their different things. 2048 00:54:20,529 --> 00:54:20,979 And of course, 2049 00:54:20,980 --> 00:54:21,929 PetalsAndPintsBrewing.com. 2050 00:54:21,929 --> 00:54:24,420 If you're in the Conejo Valley, 2051 00:54:24,420 --> 00:54:26,900 Southern California region, 2052 00:54:26,900 --> 00:54:27,570 stop in, 2053 00:54:27,570 --> 00:54:28,579 have a sour, 2054 00:54:28,579 --> 00:54:30,889 and then a coffee beer in that order. 2055 00:54:30,889 --> 00:54:31,889 Yes. 2056 00:54:31,889 --> 00:54:32,889 The other way would be a little weird. 2057 00:54:32,889 --> 00:54:33,889 Yeah. 2058 00:54:33,889 --> 00:54:34,889 Yeah. 2059 00:54:34,889 --> 00:54:35,889 Thanks for having me. 2060 00:54:35,889 --> 00:54:36,889 Yeah. 2061 00:54:36,889 --> 00:54:37,889 Yeah. 2062 00:54:37,909 --> 00:54:40,090 Thanks for letting us convince you to come back. 2063 00:54:40,090 --> 00:54:40,909 It's not convincing. 2064 00:54:40,909 --> 00:54:42,449 You just asked me and I want to come back. 2065 00:54:42,449 --> 00:54:42,649 So. 2066 00:54:42,650 --> 00:54:43,010 I mean, 2067 00:54:43,010 --> 00:54:44,260 there's some arm twisting, 2068 00:54:44,260 --> 00:54:44,850 I'm sure. 2069 00:54:44,849 --> 00:54:45,849 No. 2070 00:54:45,849 --> 00:54:47,609 At least a little bit. 2071 00:54:47,610 --> 00:54:52,250 It makes it seem like it's a whole thing. 2072 00:54:52,250 --> 00:54:54,050 It did take a while to get this scheduled. 2073 00:54:54,050 --> 00:54:54,480 Yes, 2074 00:54:54,480 --> 00:54:55,050 it did. 2075 00:54:55,050 --> 00:54:59,810 I blame it on Brad and his fake parties. 2076 00:54:59,809 --> 00:55:00,809 We'll blame everything on Brad. 2077 00:55:00,809 --> 00:55:01,809 Yeah. 2078 00:55:01,809 --> 00:55:02,400 All right. 2079 00:55:02,400 --> 00:55:03,640 I think that's everything. 2080 00:55:03,639 --> 00:55:06,449 I hope everyone out there is staying very Very well hydrated. 2081 00:55:06,449 --> 00:55:07,609 And on that note, 2082 00:55:07,610 --> 00:55:08,409 goodnight everybody!