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Welcome in everybody,

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it's the Craft Beer Republic.

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Thanks for drinkin',

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thanks for joinin'.

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I'm Greg and I'm being joined by the biggest firework in all of Milwaukee,

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and that is Flex.

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What's up big fella?

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I'm not even that big!

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But baby,

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you're a firework.

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Aw,

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that's so sweet of you.

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Yeah,

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just like Katy Perry,

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oh he says.

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So hot.

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Yeah.

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This is not a Katy Perry show.

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Not yet at least.

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Give it time.

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What do you think,

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Katy Perry?

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I think she's hot.

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she's super hot.

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I've had a couple friends like,

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"No,

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not into Katy Perry." I'm like,

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"What is wrong with you?" That's,

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yeah,

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suspect.

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very sus.

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Anyways,

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welcome in.

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Like he said,

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not a Katy Perry show.

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Follow us on the socials @CraftBeerRepublic,

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and of course @FlexMeABeer_.

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In between,

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find us on the webs,

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all that good stuff.

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So much to get to today.

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First of all,

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if you haven't listened to last week's show,

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Vanessa jumped on the pod while Flex was busy working.

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holla at your girl,

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as they say.

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And hung out with Coley and myself for a bit.

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So go listen to that.

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And yeah,

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we have a lot to get into.

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So before we do that,

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I must say,

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happy birthday,

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Flex!

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Aw,

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shucks.

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By the time this airs,

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it'll be like a week and a half after your birthday.

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But you know,

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as we record- It's just how things happen.

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the schedule.

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But as we record,

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it's Flex's birthday.

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So everyone send him free beer.

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He loves receiving free beer.

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Please don't do that.

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Please.

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Pretty please.

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Oh,

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it's my favorite.

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All right,

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before we get into any things,

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let's find out what the birthday boy is drinking over there.

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In a world where craft beer is king,

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a world where muscles are bigger than growlers,

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only one tongue can guide us.

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One man,

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one tongue.

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One Tongue Jobber.

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In this world,

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we must find out,

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what is Flex drinking?

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All right,

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well,

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shout out to Mama Flex on this one.

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I haven't seen her in at least a week or so.

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Tell her I said hi.

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will do.

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So my mother went up to La Crosse for the weekend,

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which if you're not from Wisconsin,

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you don't know what La Crosse is,

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just know it's across the Mississippi from Minneapolis.

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Is it La Crosse,

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the Mississippi?

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fucking nailed it.

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I just set you up.

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But La Crosse does have the world's largest six-pack.

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If you look that up,

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it's actually a really neat,

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I don't know,

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monument or- It's like a tourist trap kind of thing?

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a claim to fame.

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Roadside attraction.

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something like that.

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it's a nice place.

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So she went up there and she said,

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"Hey,

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since your birthday is coming up,

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I'm going to look for some beer for you," which my mother never does.

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My family really doesn't do,

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we're not like Jehovah's Witnesses or anything like that,

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but like birthday gifts.

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That's exactly what I was thinking,

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was Jehovah's Witnesses.

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I know you are.

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which is in La Crosse,

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L-A space,

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C-R-O-S-S-E.

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but you know.

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so she went to Pearl Street Brewery and she brought me back Linalool.

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It is a classic IPA and it is brewed with,

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I don't even know what this is,

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Northern Discovery Hops?

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Sounds made up.

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I don't know what that is.

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I'll read the can.

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Wink,

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wink.

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It says,

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"Linalool IPA,

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the only beer brewed with Northern Discovery Hops
grown exclusively in Central Wisconsin." So there,

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I guess it makes sense now.

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"Featuring a crisp golden color." Check on the golden color.

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What do you think?

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Pretty golden copper.

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I would say coppery.

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Copper hint of amber.

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maybe kind of golden in the light.

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"And a unique aroma of lilac," which grossed me out as I read the can,

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because I'm not huge on florally notes.

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Oh,

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sure.

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And then it says,

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"Pear and bruised apple.

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This beer also imparts a pleasant bitterness.

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Unlike other hoppy beers,

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the aromatics will develop over time,

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becoming more pungent and changing form.

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You'll be wild about it." So that's what the can reads.

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Untapped reads the same thing.

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It says 6.8% ABV.

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Low on the totem pole,

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a 367 for a cumulative 8,000 ratings.

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Let's dive in.

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Let's dive into this birthday beer.

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Definitely getting the floral notes right away,

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but it's not like Bath & Body Works,

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like gross.

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Yankee Candle,

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like really boring.

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like super artificial.

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I guess it's kind of enjoyable.

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Somewhat.

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And without further ado,

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happy birthday to the tongue jabber.

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Nerd.

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Something like that.

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Floral notes,

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follow suit.

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They're subtle.

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Slight bitterness to this guy.

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I was expecting a little more from the can.

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Maybe a little bit of that pear apple on the back end.

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Maybe it's going to change over time as I drink it.

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The flavors aren't mind-blowing,

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but what's mind-blowing to me is it's a real easy drinker.

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Okay.

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And that's not something you'd expect from a West Coast,

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heavy bitterness,

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heavy pine.

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But this just runs right down the gullet.

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Carbonation is low.

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The beer has great head.

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You can see the lacing already starting to form on top of the glass.

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You can see,

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listeners can't,

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sorry listeners.

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Losers.

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Losers.

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But to boot,

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I love that phrase,

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the canner,

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it's pretty gnarly.

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It's got this wolf howling.

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It's like trippy,

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like 60s,

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70s ish.

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And all these holographic blue hops in the purple background.

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I don't know.

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It's pretty neat.

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I think my mom did a pretty decent job on this one.

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Kind of reminds me of a black light poster.

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that's exactly what it reminds you of.

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Except like not a lot of black on the background like a black light poster.

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Like those colors that they would put on a black light poster.

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Right.

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Very trippy-ass.

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Yeah.

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Yeah,

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I'll take it.

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Yeah.

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it was a really nice thought.

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Yeah.

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And now she brought me back a pretty decent beer,

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so.

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Yeah,

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pretty good.

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Hey,

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my mom,

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are you listening?

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I'll let her know,

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Greg.

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Yeah.

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Would you?

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Next time you see her.

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Well done.

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Shout out to Moravia.

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Moravia?

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Moravia?

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I don't know.

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Mel can fix that for me.

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New York.

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For being our top listening city of last week.

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Yay!

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Hooray!

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We spanning.

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We in the hood.

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I don't know.

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I had to look it up.

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It's near like Buffalo and stuff,

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so.

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I do like wings.

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Oh,

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my favorite.

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Love me some wingies.

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Love me some wingies.

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They gotta be done right,

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though.

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Oh,

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for sure.

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The wings aren't crispy.

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They're not good.

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No,

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you know,

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I had some wings last week.

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I won't mention where.

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Like,

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they were cooked okay as far as like the inside goes,

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but the outside was kind of like rubbery.

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not big.

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It was just like,

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no,

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man.

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You need that crispy outside.

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That happened to me a couple of weeks ago.

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It was like 50/50 on like the outside crispiness to rubberiness.

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Yeah.

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And I was like,

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eh.

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But the wings itself,

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00:07:35,839 --> 00:07:36,420
the sauces were good.

292
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Yeah.

293
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It's one of those things where it's like,

294
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is there anything wrong with the wing?

295
00:07:39,500 --> 00:07:41,699
I guess not because the insides cooked fine.

296
00:07:41,699 --> 00:07:43,449
The sauce was good,

297
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but just that not so appealing skin texture.

298
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Yeah.

299
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And some people like that,

300
00:07:49,420 --> 00:07:50,240
which again,

301
00:07:50,240 --> 00:07:51,259
blows my mind.

302
00:07:51,259 --> 00:07:51,879
I mean,

303
00:07:51,879 --> 00:07:56,259
the world needs sociopaths to balance things out.

304
00:07:56,259 --> 00:07:57,259
Sociopaths are psychopaths.

305
00:07:57,259 --> 00:07:58,329
The same thing.

306
00:07:58,329 --> 00:07:59,029
One and the same.

307
00:07:59,029 --> 00:08:00,699
Especially when it comes to that.

308
00:08:00,699 --> 00:08:02,600
Not anopath show,

309
00:08:02,600 --> 00:08:03,699
though.

310
00:08:03,699 --> 00:08:07,519
Not a therapy sesh or something.

311
00:08:07,519 --> 00:08:08,269
So like I mentioned,

312
00:08:08,269 --> 00:08:09,540
Vanessa's on the show last week.

313
00:08:09,540 --> 00:08:13,600
We had quite the adventure when her and her husband were out here.

314
00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:13,970
Mr.

315
00:08:13,970 --> 00:08:14,569
Vixen,

316
00:08:14,569 --> 00:08:15,420
as it is.

317
00:08:15,430 --> 00:08:16,759
We went to so many.

318
00:08:16,759 --> 00:08:17,180
They,

319
00:08:17,180 --> 00:08:18,920
on their West Coast trip,

320
00:08:18,920 --> 00:08:19,930
not all with us,

321
00:08:19,930 --> 00:08:22,500
went to 70 fucking breweries.

322
00:08:22,500 --> 00:08:23,500
Holy shit.

323
00:08:23,500 --> 00:08:24,500
Yeah.

324
00:08:24,500 --> 00:08:25,500
With us alone,

325
00:08:25,500 --> 00:08:27,149
we went to Naughty Pine,

326
00:08:27,149 --> 00:08:28,299
Petals and Pints,

327
00:08:28,299 --> 00:08:29,049
Topa Topa,

328
00:08:29,049 --> 00:08:29,500
VCBC,

329
00:08:29,500 --> 00:08:30,740
Bellringer,

330
00:08:30,740 --> 00:08:31,500
Made West,

331
00:08:31,500 --> 00:08:32,450
Transmission,

332
00:08:32,450 --> 00:08:33,210
Casa Agria,

333
00:08:33,210 --> 00:08:34,420
Tarantula Hill.

334
00:08:34,420 --> 00:08:36,820
Where do we go the next day?

335
00:08:36,820 --> 00:08:37,360
Institution,

336
00:08:37,360 --> 00:08:37,860
Enneagrin.

337
00:08:37,860 --> 00:08:39,299
And then the day after that,

338
00:08:39,299 --> 00:08:42,179
we went to Malibu Brewing and Lawless.

339
00:08:42,179 --> 00:08:43,259
I did not write that down.

340
00:08:43,259 --> 00:08:44,820
That was off the top of my head.

341
00:08:44,820 --> 00:08:45,820
Holy balls.

342
00:08:45,820 --> 00:08:46,820
Yeah.

343
00:08:46,820 --> 00:08:48,779
I did a lot of research while they were out here.

344
00:08:48,779 --> 00:08:50,100
They like to get like a flight.

345
00:08:50,100 --> 00:08:52,139
A lot of times they share it and then they move on.

346
00:08:52,139 --> 00:08:52,740
There's not like a,

347
00:08:52,740 --> 00:08:52,919
hey,

348
00:08:52,919 --> 00:08:55,419
let's have three beers and on to the next place.

349
00:08:55,419 --> 00:08:58,220
So they were fairly sober at the end of the night,

350
00:08:58,220 --> 00:08:59,980
even though we went to so many places.

351
00:08:59,980 --> 00:09:00,529
So yeah,

352
00:09:00,529 --> 00:09:01,509
a lot of research,

353
00:09:01,509 --> 00:09:03,299
had a lot of fun with those guys.

354
00:09:03,299 --> 00:09:06,500
One of the days we spent half the day in the
pool after doing some research and barbecue.

355
00:09:06,500 --> 00:09:07,500
That's nice.

356
00:09:07,500 --> 00:09:08,500
Yeah.

357
00:09:08,500 --> 00:09:08,929
Hung out.

358
00:09:08,929 --> 00:09:09,159
Yeah.

359
00:09:09,159 --> 00:09:10,820
They had a couple of their friends session.

360
00:09:10,820 --> 00:09:11,379
Yeah.

361
00:09:11,379 --> 00:09:15,659
They had a couple other friends come out that they knew from the Graham,

362
00:09:15,659 --> 00:09:16,789
hung out with them,

363
00:09:16,789 --> 00:09:18,379
Jenny and Ingrid and just,

364
00:09:18,379 --> 00:09:19,440
it was a good time,

365
00:09:19,440 --> 00:09:19,940
man.

366
00:09:19,940 --> 00:09:20,259
Just,

367
00:09:20,259 --> 00:09:22,649
it's always fun bringing people together from the Graham,

368
00:09:22,649 --> 00:09:24,340
the good side of the beer Graham.

369
00:09:24,340 --> 00:09:25,370
Right.

370
00:09:25,370 --> 00:09:26,019
The good people.

371
00:09:26,019 --> 00:09:27,019
Yeah.

372
00:09:27,019 --> 00:09:28,629
A lot of times it can be annoying,

373
00:09:28,629 --> 00:09:30,509
but sometimes it's really nice.

374
00:09:30,509 --> 00:09:32,059
This is one of those nice times.

375
00:09:32,059 --> 00:09:32,370
Well,

376
00:09:32,370 --> 00:09:33,000
that's awesome,

377
00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:33,259
man.

378
00:09:33,259 --> 00:09:33,830
I'm awesome.

379
00:09:33,830 --> 00:09:35,460
Awesome to hear you had such a good time.

380
00:09:35,460 --> 00:09:36,940
Little Flex had a great time.

381
00:09:36,940 --> 00:09:37,370
Yeah.

382
00:09:37,370 --> 00:09:37,940
Oh yeah.

383
00:09:37,940 --> 00:09:39,379
Little Flex got to do a little research with us.

384
00:09:39,379 --> 00:09:39,899
Yeah.

385
00:09:39,899 --> 00:09:42,779
Little Flex looks like he has a skin disease at this point.

386
00:09:42,779 --> 00:09:45,659
Cause he got spilt on at GABF and You know,

387
00:09:45,659 --> 00:09:46,210
I think,

388
00:09:46,210 --> 00:09:52,669
I think Chu actually messaged me and said
that you guys need to get a new one of those.

389
00:09:52,669 --> 00:09:54,940
Cause it's starting to look a little beat up.

390
00:09:54,940 --> 00:09:55,370
Yeah.

391
00:09:55,370 --> 00:09:57,720
Little Flex really is doing some research.

392
00:09:57,720 --> 00:09:59,460
He's putting in the hard work.

393
00:09:59,460 --> 00:10:00,779
He's everywhere.

394
00:10:00,779 --> 00:10:02,409
I love the wear and tear.

395
00:10:02,409 --> 00:10:04,500
I'm not going to lie.

396
00:10:04,500 --> 00:10:06,820
It's like real hard put away wet.

397
00:10:06,820 --> 00:10:07,950
It's like a metaphor,

398
00:10:07,950 --> 00:10:08,289
right?

399
00:10:08,289 --> 00:10:09,019
For a living.

400
00:10:09,019 --> 00:10:09,799
It's true.

401
00:10:09,799 --> 00:10:11,889
We all have a little scarring and you know,

402
00:10:11,889 --> 00:10:15,070
both physical and mental and Little Flex has just showed his,

403
00:10:15,070 --> 00:10:16,399
his wear.

404
00:10:16,399 --> 00:10:19,679
Still gets up and he goes to the next brewery.

405
00:10:19,679 --> 00:10:20,690
That's right.

406
00:10:20,690 --> 00:10:21,340
Honestly,

407
00:10:21,340 --> 00:10:23,759
I'm surprised that he's lasted this long.

408
00:10:23,759 --> 00:10:24,179
I mean,

409
00:10:24,179 --> 00:10:25,460
he went to GABF with us.

410
00:10:25,460 --> 00:10:27,519
He's gotten to a ton of breweries out here.

411
00:10:27,519 --> 00:10:30,700
I think he even went up north with us at one point.

412
00:10:30,700 --> 00:10:32,320
It's not laminated,

413
00:10:32,320 --> 00:10:33,059
right?

414
00:10:33,059 --> 00:10:35,500
Not in the slightest.

415
00:10:35,500 --> 00:10:37,279
That makes it even more amazing.

416
00:10:37,279 --> 00:10:38,539
It is a piece of it.

417
00:10:38,539 --> 00:10:41,490
We printed your picture out on a piece of paper,

418
00:10:41,490 --> 00:10:42,289
cut it out,

419
00:10:42,289 --> 00:10:45,879
glued it to a piece of cardboard and then cut the cardboard out to match.

420
00:10:45,879 --> 00:10:46,879
Okay.

421
00:10:46,879 --> 00:10:48,000
That's why it stands so well.

422
00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:48,379
Yeah.

423
00:10:48,379 --> 00:10:49,960
It stands up cause the cardboard,

424
00:10:49,960 --> 00:10:53,799
but there is not a lick of plastic or lamination or anything,

425
00:10:53,799 --> 00:10:55,000
a condom.

426
00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:56,879
There's no protection on Little Flex.

427
00:10:56,879 --> 00:10:57,360
He is.

428
00:10:57,360 --> 00:10:58,360
He's barebacking.

429
00:10:58,360 --> 00:10:59,419
Oh,

430
00:10:59,419 --> 00:11:01,600
raw dog and Little Flex.

431
00:11:01,600 --> 00:11:03,080
What a bastard.

432
00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:05,419
He goes hard.

433
00:11:05,419 --> 00:11:05,659
Oh,

434
00:11:05,659 --> 00:11:06,759
but yeah,

435
00:11:06,759 --> 00:11:09,370
lots of research was had and it was,

436
00:11:09,370 --> 00:11:12,679
it was fun times and didn't get too fucked up.

437
00:11:12,679 --> 00:11:14,879
The Saturday night where we did like all that stuff,

438
00:11:14,879 --> 00:11:16,529
we ended at T Hill.

439
00:11:16,529 --> 00:11:17,440
Apparently like I was a little drunk.

440
00:11:17,440 --> 00:11:18,240
It really hit me at T Hill,

441
00:11:18,240 --> 00:11:19,720
which was our last spot.

442
00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:22,169
And like we Ubered home and sometime on the Uber ride home,

443
00:11:22,169 --> 00:11:26,159
which is only like four minutes is when my recorder stopped working in my brain.

444
00:11:26,159 --> 00:11:27,820
And like the rest of the night is gone.

445
00:11:27,820 --> 00:11:29,059
Apparently when we got home,

446
00:11:29,059 --> 00:11:29,210
I,

447
00:11:29,210 --> 00:11:29,710
I was like,

448
00:11:29,710 --> 00:11:29,960
Hey,

449
00:11:29,960 --> 00:11:31,259
let's have one more beer,

450
00:11:31,259 --> 00:11:32,700
which is never a good idea.

451
00:11:32,700 --> 00:11:33,179
Never.

452
00:11:33,179 --> 00:11:34,259
And the wife's like,

453
00:11:34,259 --> 00:11:34,500
Oh,

454
00:11:34,500 --> 00:11:35,809
I don't know if we need it.

455
00:11:35,809 --> 00:11:37,019
What are you thinking?

456
00:11:37,019 --> 00:11:38,799
And I guess I tried to pull out a Wootstout,

457
00:11:38,799 --> 00:11:39,799
which is like 13%.

458
00:11:39,799 --> 00:11:40,359
Oh,

459
00:11:40,359 --> 00:11:41,240
wow.

460
00:11:41,240 --> 00:11:42,119
Yeah.

461
00:11:42,119 --> 00:11:42,609
She's like,

462
00:11:42,609 --> 00:11:43,389
absolutely not.

463
00:11:43,389 --> 00:11:44,720
Get your ass to bed.

464
00:11:44,720 --> 00:11:46,079
Just for the best.

465
00:11:46,079 --> 00:11:47,960
Did they have a favorite on the trip?

466
00:11:47,960 --> 00:11:48,120
You know,

467
00:11:48,120 --> 00:11:49,470
I asked them top five at one point,

468
00:11:49,470 --> 00:11:49,789
I was like,

469
00:11:49,789 --> 00:11:50,660
you don't have to pick your one,

470
00:11:50,660 --> 00:11:51,960
but like what's your top five?

471
00:11:51,960 --> 00:11:53,549
And they named a couple of them,

472
00:11:53,549 --> 00:11:54,669
one from Sacramento,

473
00:11:54,669 --> 00:11:56,279
a couple from like up in Seattle.

474
00:11:56,279 --> 00:11:58,879
And they actually said Naughty Pine was one of them.

475
00:11:58,879 --> 00:12:00,830
And I forget the other one that I think made West,

476
00:12:00,830 --> 00:12:03,480
I think Naughty Pine and Made West were their favorites from down here.

477
00:12:03,480 --> 00:12:04,600
If I remember correctly.

478
00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:07,100
So obviously Vanessa and Mr.

479
00:12:07,100 --> 00:12:07,759
Vixen,

480
00:12:07,759 --> 00:12:09,840
let me know if I'm wrong,

481
00:12:09,840 --> 00:12:10,230
but yeah,

482
00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:11,480
it was good times.

483
00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:14,279
So did they get to meet Spencer or was he not there?

484
00:12:14,279 --> 00:12:14,840
Well,

485
00:12:14,840 --> 00:12:15,539
he was not at,

486
00:12:15,539 --> 00:12:15,990
you know,

487
00:12:15,990 --> 00:12:17,309
it was the other Made West.

488
00:12:17,309 --> 00:12:19,620
It was the one that they don't brew at.

489
00:12:19,620 --> 00:12:20,610
So yeah.

490
00:12:20,610 --> 00:12:20,980
So no,

491
00:12:20,980 --> 00:12:22,870
they did not get to meet Spencer,

492
00:12:22,870 --> 00:12:26,059
but you got to meet Brit when we were at Naughty Pine and hung out,

493
00:12:26,059 --> 00:12:28,639
took some pictures and met Monica from pedals.

494
00:12:28,639 --> 00:12:31,259
She was actually over at Integrin when we hit Integrin.

495
00:12:31,259 --> 00:12:32,450
So got to meet her there.

496
00:12:32,450 --> 00:12:33,149
And you know,

497
00:12:33,149 --> 00:12:34,659
a couple of brewers along the way,

498
00:12:34,659 --> 00:12:35,919
we got to introduce them to,

499
00:12:35,919 --> 00:12:37,240
so it was fun.

500
00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:37,960
Very awesome.

501
00:12:37,960 --> 00:12:39,519
And I'm glad it was an awesome time.

502
00:12:39,519 --> 00:12:39,629
Yeah.

503
00:12:39,629 --> 00:12:41,440
And then that was like way more fun than our fourth,

504
00:12:41,440 --> 00:12:41,970
our fourth.

505
00:12:41,970 --> 00:12:43,139
And we just like woke up early,

506
00:12:43,139 --> 00:12:45,159
went swimming to cool off the fellas.

507
00:12:45,159 --> 00:12:46,049
If you catch my drift,

508
00:12:46,049 --> 00:12:49,960
it's been hot as balls out here and got home early,

509
00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:51,720
turned on like nine fans in the house,

510
00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:53,160
turn on some action movies.

511
00:12:53,160 --> 00:12:53,890
In fact,

512
00:12:53,890 --> 00:12:56,880
we did a national treasure like marathon.

513
00:12:56,880 --> 00:12:58,320
We watched the two national treasure.

514
00:12:58,320 --> 00:12:59,440
I liked those movies.

515
00:12:59,440 --> 00:13:00,610
I'd never seen them.

516
00:13:00,610 --> 00:13:01,440
They were fun.

517
00:13:01,440 --> 00:13:02,009
Big fan.

518
00:13:02,009 --> 00:13:02,590
They're,

519
00:13:02,590 --> 00:13:03,480
they're fun.

520
00:13:03,480 --> 00:13:05,159
It was fun.

521
00:13:05,159 --> 00:13:08,159
So we put those on super loud just so the dog wouldn't hear the fire.

522
00:13:08,159 --> 00:13:09,639
We're actually very successful.

523
00:13:09,639 --> 00:13:11,490
He heard very little fireworks that night.

524
00:13:11,490 --> 00:13:12,519
It worked out well.

525
00:13:12,519 --> 00:13:13,220
And so our,

526
00:13:13,220 --> 00:13:16,629
our more fun was leading up to the 4th of July with them in town.

527
00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:18,480
So yeah.

528
00:13:18,480 --> 00:13:19,080
How was your fourth?

529
00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:19,850
You guys,

530
00:13:19,850 --> 00:13:21,980
I know you said you were probably going to do a little birthday celebration,

531
00:13:21,980 --> 00:13:23,279
a little fireworks.

532
00:13:23,279 --> 00:13:25,879
The birthday celebration is put off for like,

533
00:13:25,879 --> 00:13:26,309
uh,

534
00:13:26,309 --> 00:13:27,350
till the 14th.

535
00:13:27,350 --> 00:13:27,750
Oh,

536
00:13:27,750 --> 00:13:30,879
so that's when everyone had decided to get together for the,

537
00:13:30,879 --> 00:13:31,500
you know,

538
00:13:31,500 --> 00:13:34,519
we got three birthdays in the family for the month.

539
00:13:34,519 --> 00:13:34,879
So,

540
00:13:34,879 --> 00:13:35,200
um,

541
00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:39,720
it was actually really nice to just be able to fucking relax.

542
00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:42,659
We went over to the in-laws or so we did the parade,

543
00:13:42,659 --> 00:13:43,269
woke up,

544
00:13:43,269 --> 00:13:44,519
did the parade.

545
00:13:44,519 --> 00:13:45,480
Kids love that shit.

546
00:13:45,480 --> 00:13:46,000
Yeah.

547
00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:49,289
Went to the in-laws after stayed in the pool for like an hour.

548
00:13:49,289 --> 00:13:51,399
So it was kind of drizzly sunny.

549
00:13:51,399 --> 00:13:51,919
It was,

550
00:13:51,919 --> 00:13:53,259
it was really weird,

551
00:13:53,259 --> 00:13:55,120
weird weather on the fourth,

552
00:13:55,120 --> 00:13:55,570
uh,

553
00:13:55,570 --> 00:13:57,279
grilled out burgers,

554
00:13:57,279 --> 00:13:57,759
dogs,

555
00:13:57,759 --> 00:13:59,600
chicken sausages.

556
00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:01,480
We had huge bowl of pasta salad.

557
00:14:01,480 --> 00:14:07,870
Like it was an awesome lunch and then hit up
another party for a little bit afterwards.

558
00:14:07,870 --> 00:14:08,000
Uh,

559
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,740
had a couple more beers there,

560
00:14:09,740 --> 00:14:10,940
played a little,

561
00:14:10,940 --> 00:14:11,740
some bags,

562
00:14:11,740 --> 00:14:14,960
some cornhole or whatever you want to call it.

563
00:14:14,960 --> 00:14:16,899
And then just being out in the sun,

564
00:14:16,899 --> 00:14:18,169
like it was that like,

565
00:14:18,169 --> 00:14:18,429
um,

566
00:14:18,429 --> 00:14:19,580
the dangerous sun,

567
00:14:19,580 --> 00:14:20,240
right?

568
00:14:20,240 --> 00:14:21,629
Where it's like hazy outside.

569
00:14:21,629 --> 00:14:21,950
Oh,

570
00:14:21,950 --> 00:14:22,889
so you don't see,

571
00:14:22,889 --> 00:14:23,289
yeah,

572
00:14:23,289 --> 00:14:23,860
right.

573
00:14:23,860 --> 00:14:26,960
So you don't feel like you're getting a lot of that sun.

574
00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:28,340
So by the time I got home from,

575
00:14:28,340 --> 00:14:28,559
uh,

576
00:14:28,559 --> 00:14:29,720
the guy from work's house,

577
00:14:29,720 --> 00:14:31,019
it was like four 30.

578
00:14:31,019 --> 00:14:34,639
The kids were sunk in their spots in the living room.

579
00:14:34,639 --> 00:14:37,919
My wife had her eyes closed sitting on the couch.

580
00:14:37,919 --> 00:14:39,879
So I just read the room and I said,

581
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:40,700
fuck this.

582
00:14:40,720 --> 00:14:42,370
I'm closing my eyes too.

583
00:14:42,370 --> 00:14:43,919
So next thing you know,

584
00:14:43,919 --> 00:14:45,450
everyone's waking up,

585
00:14:45,450 --> 00:14:47,440
it's like six o'clock and it's like,

586
00:14:47,440 --> 00:14:47,840
Oh,

587
00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:49,039
what are we doing for dinner?

588
00:14:49,039 --> 00:14:51,000
We never had dinner plans.

589
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:51,940
Whoops.

590
00:14:51,940 --> 00:14:53,870
So our 4th of July dinner,

591
00:14:53,870 --> 00:14:54,190
uh,

592
00:14:54,190 --> 00:14:55,710
was a frozen pizza.

593
00:14:55,710 --> 00:14:56,179
Nice.

594
00:14:56,179 --> 00:14:59,929
Just a super relaxing.

595
00:14:59,929 --> 00:15:00,620
Yeah.

596
00:15:00,620 --> 00:15:02,659
Little DiGiorno on the 4th of July.

597
00:15:02,659 --> 00:15:02,929
Yeah.

598
00:15:02,929 --> 00:15:03,450
Yeah.

599
00:15:03,450 --> 00:15:04,330
But I picked up,

600
00:15:04,330 --> 00:15:04,590
uh,

601
00:15:04,590 --> 00:15:08,460
I picked up Eagle Park's rocket pop seltzer for the day.

602
00:15:08,460 --> 00:15:09,179
And,

603
00:15:09,179 --> 00:15:09,490
uh,

604
00:15:09,490 --> 00:15:12,620
one of their IPAs called goon juice.

605
00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:15,149
So that was drink the seltzers in the pool,

606
00:15:15,149 --> 00:15:18,059
save the beers for the fireworks show at night,

607
00:15:18,059 --> 00:15:18,480
which,

608
00:15:18,480 --> 00:15:18,769
uh,

609
00:15:18,769 --> 00:15:19,620
we always sit at,

610
00:15:19,620 --> 00:15:19,870
uh,

611
00:15:19,870 --> 00:15:24,440
I shouldn't say we always last couple of
years we've been posting up shop on the,

612
00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:25,129
uh,

613
00:15:25,129 --> 00:15:28,240
yard lawn grass area of our old high school.

614
00:15:28,240 --> 00:15:28,980
Oh yeah.

615
00:15:28,980 --> 00:15:31,500
We're talking about that and how weird it is to drink it,

616
00:15:31,500 --> 00:15:33,889
how weird it is to drink on school property.

617
00:15:33,889 --> 00:15:34,360
Yeah.

618
00:15:34,360 --> 00:15:35,850
Not to mention this year,

619
00:15:35,850 --> 00:15:36,899
the spot we had,

620
00:15:36,899 --> 00:15:39,190
cause our original spot was taken.

621
00:15:39,190 --> 00:15:40,950
We got there a little late.

622
00:15:40,950 --> 00:15:44,139
Just a cop car just sitting in the parking lot.

623
00:15:44,139 --> 00:15:45,360
Just listen to the show.

624
00:15:45,360 --> 00:15:46,480
Just right behind us.

625
00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:46,799
You know,

626
00:15:46,799 --> 00:15:47,110
just,

627
00:15:47,110 --> 00:15:48,139
just hanging out.

628
00:15:48,139 --> 00:15:50,679
But it's the 4th of July.

629
00:15:50,679 --> 00:15:51,860
It's like different laws.

630
00:15:51,860 --> 00:15:52,720
It doesn't count.

631
00:15:52,720 --> 00:15:54,049
It doesn't count.

632
00:15:54,049 --> 00:15:54,379
Yeah.

633
00:15:54,379 --> 00:15:55,340
America doesn't count.

634
00:15:55,340 --> 00:15:55,590
Right.

635
00:15:55,590 --> 00:15:59,649
But I'm pretty sure all they were waiting for
was the fireworks to be done because this,

636
00:15:59,649 --> 00:16:07,220
they were the first car out because they had to get the lights
on and direct everything and like do the real shitty traffic,

637
00:16:07,220 --> 00:16:08,179
which mine,

638
00:16:08,179 --> 00:16:09,100
I got it.

639
00:16:09,100 --> 00:16:09,750
I don't know if you,

640
00:16:09,750 --> 00:16:10,980
you don't go out for fireworks.

641
00:16:10,980 --> 00:16:11,690
Do you know?

642
00:16:11,690 --> 00:16:12,190
I mean,

643
00:16:12,190 --> 00:16:13,519
back in the day.

644
00:16:13,519 --> 00:16:13,740
Yeah.

645
00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:15,159
So here in town,

646
00:16:15,159 --> 00:16:18,950
I live in a little village called Greendale.

647
00:16:18,950 --> 00:16:19,409
Uh,

648
00:16:19,409 --> 00:16:20,830
thank you.

649
00:16:20,830 --> 00:16:21,500
FDR,

650
00:16:21,500 --> 00:16:22,460
RIP.

651
00:16:22,460 --> 00:16:23,419
Okay.

652
00:16:23,419 --> 00:16:23,789
Um,

653
00:16:23,789 --> 00:16:26,580
it was part of like the post great depression movement.

654
00:16:26,580 --> 00:16:26,870
Oh,

655
00:16:26,870 --> 00:16:27,399
uh,

656
00:16:27,399 --> 00:16:28,519
that's how it was.

657
00:16:28,519 --> 00:16:29,049
East,

658
00:16:29,049 --> 00:16:29,309
uh,

659
00:16:29,309 --> 00:16:31,129
established any weasels.

660
00:16:31,129 --> 00:16:38,090
So real small village town and they get all these little
kid police officers and training to direct traffic.

661
00:16:38,090 --> 00:16:39,360
Oh sure.

662
00:16:39,360 --> 00:16:42,899
They don't know what the hell they're fucking doing.

663
00:16:42,899 --> 00:16:46,639
And it is the absolute pits.

664
00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:47,799
So this parking lot,

665
00:16:47,799 --> 00:16:48,340
right?

666
00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:49,840
I just got to get this off my chest.

667
00:16:49,840 --> 00:16:50,320
Yeah,

668
00:16:50,320 --> 00:16:53,139
please just really grind your gears.

669
00:16:53,139 --> 00:17:03,320
There's like an East lot that's like a lower level and there's a West
lot that's a higher level connected to the backlot of the high school.

670
00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:04,019
Okay.

671
00:17:04,019 --> 00:17:06,179
So last year we made the decision,

672
00:17:06,179 --> 00:17:10,289
which was wrong to park more towards the East lot,

673
00:17:10,289 --> 00:17:13,349
which they sent everybody then East,

674
00:17:13,349 --> 00:17:14,220
right?

675
00:17:14,220 --> 00:17:16,490
Right turns only right turns only out of the lot.

676
00:17:16,490 --> 00:17:19,109
So then everybody on the upper level got to go West,

677
00:17:19,109 --> 00:17:20,289
take left turns.

678
00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:20,420
We,

679
00:17:20,420 --> 00:17:21,529
we live that way.

680
00:17:21,529 --> 00:17:23,109
So we were kind of bummed out,

681
00:17:23,109 --> 00:17:26,309
got to take the whole long way around town.

682
00:17:26,309 --> 00:17:26,800
So we're like,

683
00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:27,039
Oh,

684
00:17:27,039 --> 00:17:29,569
we'll park on the upper level on the West side.

685
00:17:29,569 --> 00:17:30,619
We'll fucking get out.

686
00:17:30,619 --> 00:17:38,220
Like you split this little tiny little wannabe cop
kid held his hand up at these cars in the lot.

687
00:17:38,220 --> 00:17:40,980
I would say he wasn't even watching.

688
00:17:40,980 --> 00:17:43,680
He's just ran him over hand up,

689
00:17:43,680 --> 00:17:51,549
looking at all the other cars that the kids down at
the other lot are just letting go both fucking ways.

690
00:17:51,549 --> 00:18:04,059
So we sat for like 15 minutes with this guy just holding
his hand up at the line while all of these other cars
just keep zooming by and zooming by and zooming by.

691
00:18:04,059 --> 00:18:04,690
And it was terrible.

692
00:18:04,690 --> 00:18:05,980
Do you murder anybody?

693
00:18:05,980 --> 00:18:06,889
You just got it.

694
00:18:06,889 --> 00:18:07,489
I didn't.

695
00:18:07,489 --> 00:18:08,529
My wife actually,

696
00:18:08,529 --> 00:18:09,049
I was,

697
00:18:09,049 --> 00:18:15,119
she rolled her window down and she started shouting at the kid.

698
00:18:15,119 --> 00:18:15,759
And uh,

699
00:18:15,759 --> 00:18:17,429
right after she did that,

700
00:18:17,429 --> 00:18:17,660
he,

701
00:18:17,660 --> 00:18:20,660
he started waving people out of our line.

702
00:18:20,660 --> 00:18:21,550
She's like,

703
00:18:21,550 --> 00:18:22,359
he's like,

704
00:18:22,359 --> 00:18:23,140
Oh yeah.

705
00:18:23,140 --> 00:18:24,000
About that.

706
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:24,359
Yeah.

707
00:18:24,359 --> 00:18:25,510
She was,

708
00:18:25,510 --> 00:18:27,039
she wasn't having it.

709
00:18:27,039 --> 00:18:28,230
It was a long day for everyone,

710
00:18:28,230 --> 00:18:28,570
but yeah,

711
00:18:28,570 --> 00:18:29,359
it sounds like it.

712
00:18:29,359 --> 00:18:29,700
Yeah.

713
00:18:29,700 --> 00:18:31,460
Well we finally made it out.

714
00:18:31,460 --> 00:18:32,299
So that was good.

715
00:18:32,299 --> 00:18:33,019
But yeah,

716
00:18:33,019 --> 00:18:33,500
just get up,

717
00:18:33,500 --> 00:18:34,700
get a plan in place.

718
00:18:34,700 --> 00:18:35,299
Yeah.

719
00:18:35,299 --> 00:18:36,619
Something a little training or whatever.

720
00:18:36,619 --> 00:18:37,740
Yeah.

721
00:18:37,740 --> 00:18:42,380
I mean just a little bit of training and I'm sure they got walkies or something.

722
00:18:42,380 --> 00:18:43,740
Fucking something.

723
00:18:43,740 --> 00:18:45,019
Well I know they have cell phones.

724
00:18:45,019 --> 00:18:46,339
Everybody's got a fucking phone,

725
00:18:46,339 --> 00:18:46,759
right?

726
00:18:46,759 --> 00:18:47,069
Hey,

727
00:18:47,069 --> 00:18:48,200
you hold your line.

728
00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:50,299
I'm going to send these people.

729
00:18:50,299 --> 00:18:50,750
Okay.

730
00:18:50,750 --> 00:18:51,470
All right.

731
00:18:51,470 --> 00:18:52,799
Now you hold your line.

732
00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:54,819
I'm going to send these people,

733
00:18:54,819 --> 00:18:55,049
right?

734
00:18:55,049 --> 00:18:56,569
Not that fucking hard.

735
00:18:56,569 --> 00:18:56,920
Right.

736
00:18:56,920 --> 00:18:58,730
If they can handle it at Disneyland,

737
00:18:58,730 --> 00:19:00,940
they can handle it at a fireworks thing.

738
00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:02,339
These kids suck.

739
00:19:02,339 --> 00:19:03,430
Sounds like it.

740
00:19:03,430 --> 00:19:04,430
All right.

741
00:19:04,430 --> 00:19:06,470
Well that was my 4th of July.

742
00:19:06,470 --> 00:19:07,839
It was pretty solid.

743
00:19:07,839 --> 00:19:08,769
It was relaxing.

744
00:19:08,769 --> 00:19:09,539
It was nice.

745
00:19:09,539 --> 00:19:10,699
Other than the parking situation.

746
00:19:10,699 --> 00:19:11,650
Sounds like other than,

747
00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:12,049
yeah.

748
00:19:12,049 --> 00:19:13,119
And then we went home,

749
00:19:13,119 --> 00:19:14,400
lit off some fireworks.

750
00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:15,619
Kids love that shit.

751
00:19:15,619 --> 00:19:16,119
Oh yeah.

752
00:19:16,119 --> 00:19:16,710
When I was a kid,

753
00:19:16,710 --> 00:19:17,859
that was my favorite thing.

754
00:19:17,859 --> 00:19:18,210
Oh yeah.

755
00:19:18,210 --> 00:19:20,430
And they weren't even like great fireworks.

756
00:19:20,430 --> 00:19:22,430
Some of them were better than we thought.

757
00:19:22,430 --> 00:19:22,980
But yeah,

758
00:19:22,980 --> 00:19:24,480
my wife just went to Walmart,

759
00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:28,450
cleaned off the shelf because apparently they
can sell fireworks at certain Walmarts here.

760
00:19:28,450 --> 00:19:28,980
Okay,

761
00:19:28,980 --> 00:19:29,260
sure.

762
00:19:29,260 --> 00:19:29,829
Why not?

763
00:19:29,829 --> 00:19:30,470
Not here.

764
00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:31,220
Oh my God.

765
00:19:31,220 --> 00:19:33,340
Some counties are less restrictive,

766
00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:34,140
I guess.

767
00:19:34,140 --> 00:19:34,539
But yeah,

768
00:19:34,539 --> 00:19:35,340
it was nice.

769
00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:35,809
Yeah.

770
00:19:35,809 --> 00:19:36,740
Good times.

771
00:19:36,740 --> 00:19:36,920
Well,

772
00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:39,440
congrats on having a relaxing birthday to go with it.

773
00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:39,720
Hey,

774
00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:41,029
thanks man.

775
00:19:41,029 --> 00:19:41,380
Yeah.

776
00:19:41,380 --> 00:19:41,559
Uh,

777
00:19:41,559 --> 00:19:42,900
before we get too far into things,

778
00:19:42,900 --> 00:19:45,549
I wanted to remind everybody about Magic Mind.

779
00:19:45,549 --> 00:19:45,940
See,

780
00:19:45,940 --> 00:19:47,670
I've been taking my Magic Mind,

781
00:19:47,670 --> 00:19:49,019
so I remembered.

782
00:19:49,019 --> 00:19:49,950
Coffee alone.

783
00:19:49,950 --> 00:19:51,609
It's like a coffee booster.

784
00:19:51,609 --> 00:19:53,900
Coffee alone wasn't doing it for me.

785
00:19:53,900 --> 00:19:56,990
And I was having to go into that like three to four cup range per day.

786
00:19:56,990 --> 00:20:00,640
Started popping those Magic Minds between my first and my second.

787
00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:01,440
Capping at two.

788
00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:02,109
Two is my max,

789
00:20:02,109 --> 00:20:07,549
which is really good because it is so hot here
that like that third cup of coffee around 11am,

790
00:20:07,549 --> 00:20:10,109
I was just sweating bullets the entire time.

791
00:20:10,109 --> 00:20:10,900
It was awful.

792
00:20:10,900 --> 00:20:13,140
That's the worst drinking coffee in hot weather.

793
00:20:13,140 --> 00:20:13,339
Oh,

794
00:20:13,339 --> 00:20:13,940
it's so bad.

795
00:20:13,940 --> 00:20:15,059
But I needed the coffee.

796
00:20:15,059 --> 00:20:15,269
So,

797
00:20:15,269 --> 00:20:15,460
uh,

798
00:20:15,460 --> 00:20:16,579
by now I've been doing it,

799
00:20:16,579 --> 00:20:16,829
man,

800
00:20:16,829 --> 00:20:19,200
it's been like a week and a half straight,

801
00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:19,779
I think.

802
00:20:19,779 --> 00:20:21,130
So now I'm starting to experiment like,

803
00:20:21,130 --> 00:20:21,299
"Oh,

804
00:20:21,299 --> 00:20:22,279
I hope I don't do it every day.

805
00:20:22,279 --> 00:20:23,619
Do I feel any different?" Blah,

806
00:20:23,619 --> 00:20:23,869
blah,

807
00:20:23,869 --> 00:20:24,289
blah.

808
00:20:24,289 --> 00:20:25,240
And it's like I said,

809
00:20:25,240 --> 00:20:27,599
it improves coffee and makes it last longer.

810
00:20:27,599 --> 00:20:28,269
It's not jittery.

811
00:20:28,269 --> 00:20:31,859
You don't get all like Red Bull rush after it.

812
00:20:31,859 --> 00:20:33,750
And the one thing I've been stressing,

813
00:20:33,750 --> 00:20:36,200
I think Flex is on board with this,

814
00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:38,700
is that it tastes pretty decent.

815
00:20:38,700 --> 00:20:39,829
The taste is there.

816
00:20:39,829 --> 00:20:41,380
Like it really is.

817
00:20:41,380 --> 00:20:44,480
Some of the reviews when we were talking about Magic Mind a few months ago,

818
00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:46,349
the reviews were a little rough on the taste.

819
00:20:46,349 --> 00:20:46,940
And I was like,

820
00:20:46,940 --> 00:20:47,170
"Oh,

821
00:20:47,170 --> 00:20:49,470
I hope this isn't disgusting." It's really not.

822
00:20:49,470 --> 00:20:49,970
I enjoy it.

823
00:20:49,970 --> 00:20:51,019
I don't mind it at all.

824
00:20:51,019 --> 00:20:51,420
See,

825
00:20:51,420 --> 00:20:53,910
what I love the most about it is the,

826
00:20:53,910 --> 00:20:54,150
uh,

827
00:20:54,150 --> 00:20:55,130
the focus.

828
00:20:55,130 --> 00:20:56,170
Yeah.

829
00:20:56,170 --> 00:20:58,690
I'm somebody who can get very scatterbrained,

830
00:20:58,690 --> 00:20:59,180
um,

831
00:20:59,180 --> 00:20:59,599
knowing,

832
00:20:59,599 --> 00:21:01,660
like getting to work for the day,

833
00:21:01,660 --> 00:21:02,240
you know,

834
00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:04,140
you have a lot to do and you're like,

835
00:21:04,140 --> 00:21:04,490
"Okay,

836
00:21:04,490 --> 00:21:05,640
where should I start?

837
00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:06,180
I got this,

838
00:21:06,180 --> 00:21:08,529
I got that." Like trying to prioritize,

839
00:21:08,529 --> 00:21:10,019
trying to figure out what...

840
00:21:10,019 --> 00:21:10,940
And then,

841
00:21:10,940 --> 00:21:12,140
honest to goodness,

842
00:21:12,140 --> 00:21:15,569
been shooting this thing about two weeks now,

843
00:21:15,569 --> 00:21:16,980
every morning.

844
00:21:16,980 --> 00:21:20,480
And it just brings like a sense of calming to the mind.

845
00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:20,759
Focus.

846
00:21:20,759 --> 00:21:21,319
You're like,

847
00:21:21,319 --> 00:21:21,839
"All right,

848
00:21:21,839 --> 00:21:23,299
I'm just going to bang this out.

849
00:21:23,299 --> 00:21:24,990
Then I'm going to bang that out.

850
00:21:24,990 --> 00:21:25,859
Get this done.

851
00:21:25,859 --> 00:21:26,150
Dah,

852
00:21:26,150 --> 00:21:26,440
dah,

853
00:21:26,440 --> 00:21:26,730
dah,

854
00:21:26,730 --> 00:21:27,019
dah,

855
00:21:27,019 --> 00:21:27,309
dah,

856
00:21:27,309 --> 00:21:27,599
dah,

857
00:21:27,599 --> 00:21:27,890
dah,

858
00:21:27,890 --> 00:21:29,059
dah." Down the line,

859
00:21:29,059 --> 00:21:31,279
I've been thoroughly enjoying it.

860
00:21:31,279 --> 00:21:31,659
Yeah.

861
00:21:31,659 --> 00:21:32,139
You know what?

862
00:21:32,139 --> 00:21:33,739
It helps me remember like my to-dos.

863
00:21:33,739 --> 00:21:35,309
Like I'm not having to write down as much shit,

864
00:21:35,309 --> 00:21:37,139
which maybe I should write down more things,

865
00:21:37,139 --> 00:21:39,230
but it's helping me not need to write down like,

866
00:21:39,230 --> 00:21:39,480
"Oh,

867
00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:42,619
I need to do these three things today at work." So that's been nice too.

868
00:21:42,619 --> 00:21:43,059
Yep.

869
00:21:43,059 --> 00:21:44,760
100% agree to that.

870
00:21:44,760 --> 00:21:45,039
Yeah.

871
00:21:45,039 --> 00:21:45,910
It's been great.

872
00:21:45,910 --> 00:21:46,500
I love it.

873
00:21:46,500 --> 00:21:46,820
Um,

874
00:21:46,820 --> 00:21:47,579
anyways,

875
00:21:47,579 --> 00:21:48,329
no sugar.

876
00:21:48,329 --> 00:21:49,700
It is keto friendly,

877
00:21:49,700 --> 00:21:50,349
nut free,

878
00:21:50,349 --> 00:21:50,880
vegan,

879
00:21:50,880 --> 00:21:52,079
paleo friendly.

880
00:21:52,079 --> 00:21:53,980
All that stuff has matcha in it,

881
00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:58,650
which I think we've discovered is probably
like the main flavor point is like the matcha,

882
00:21:58,650 --> 00:21:59,380
I think.

883
00:21:59,380 --> 00:21:59,980
It's green,

884
00:21:59,980 --> 00:22:01,099
so it makes sense.

885
00:22:01,099 --> 00:22:02,130
So if anything,

886
00:22:02,130 --> 00:22:03,839
if any of this is hitting home to you,

887
00:22:03,839 --> 00:22:05,309
you want to drink a little less coffee,

888
00:22:05,309 --> 00:22:07,049
you want to try and help your focus out,

889
00:22:07,049 --> 00:22:07,819
whatever it is,

890
00:22:07,819 --> 00:22:08,700
give them a try.

891
00:22:08,700 --> 00:22:10,980
MagicMind.com/craftbeer.

892
00:22:10,980 --> 00:22:11,660
No Republic,

893
00:22:11,660 --> 00:22:12,670
just craft beer.

894
00:22:12,670 --> 00:22:14,299
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895
00:22:14,299 --> 00:22:16,170
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896
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897
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or 20% off a one-time purchase.

898
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899
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900
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901
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902
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903
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904
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No questions asked.

905
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906
00:22:32,309 --> 00:22:35,470
And the other hundo is a hundred days to send it back.

907
00:22:35,470 --> 00:22:36,900
So you actually get to try it out.

908
00:22:36,900 --> 00:22:37,599
Hundred,

909
00:22:37,599 --> 00:22:38,079
hundred,

910
00:22:38,079 --> 00:22:38,859
hundred,

911
00:22:38,859 --> 00:22:39,259
hundred,

912
00:22:39,259 --> 00:22:39,980
hundred.

913
00:22:39,980 --> 00:22:41,089
So and on top of that,

914
00:22:41,089 --> 00:22:45,329
they donate 5 cents of each bottle to mental health charities that help U.S.

915
00:22:45,329 --> 00:22:46,470
homeless communities.

916
00:22:46,470 --> 00:22:47,130
Don't forget,

917
00:22:47,130 --> 00:22:51,240
MagicMind.com/craftbeer and use the code craftbeer20,

918
00:22:51,240 --> 00:22:52,250
two zero,

919
00:22:52,250 --> 00:22:54,019
not spelled out.

920
00:22:54,019 --> 00:22:56,539
Speaking of MagicMind and remembering stuff,

921
00:22:56,539 --> 00:23:01,420
a couple of weeks back you told me that you set somebody's foot on fire.

922
00:23:01,420 --> 00:23:01,579
Oh,

923
00:23:01,579 --> 00:23:03,700
I did.

924
00:23:03,700 --> 00:23:06,900
We were like going off the air and you cut me off.

925
00:23:06,900 --> 00:23:09,140
You played the music right.

926
00:23:09,140 --> 00:23:12,049
So in lieu of post fourth of July,

927
00:23:12,049 --> 00:23:13,079
yeah.

928
00:23:13,079 --> 00:23:15,700
What the hell happened?

929
00:23:15,700 --> 00:23:17,230
I don't even remember what brought this up,

930
00:23:17,230 --> 00:23:17,559
but yeah,

931
00:23:17,559 --> 00:23:18,759
we were going off the air and I was like,

932
00:23:18,759 --> 00:23:19,049
oh yeah,

933
00:23:19,049 --> 00:23:20,779
I set someone's foot on fire.

934
00:23:20,779 --> 00:23:21,250
And I was like,

935
00:23:21,250 --> 00:23:21,759
all right,

936
00:23:21,759 --> 00:23:22,500
good night everybody.

937
00:23:22,500 --> 00:23:22,680
Um,

938
00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:22,960
yeah,

939
00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:23,460
this was a,

940
00:23:23,460 --> 00:23:23,940
I don't know.

941
00:23:23,940 --> 00:23:24,940
I think this is like 2021.

942
00:23:24,940 --> 00:23:26,690
It was kind of like COVID ish,

943
00:23:26,690 --> 00:23:28,220
not full COVID I think.

944
00:23:28,220 --> 00:23:29,849
Terrible year.

945
00:23:29,849 --> 00:23:30,049
Yeah.

946
00:23:30,049 --> 00:23:30,470
And uh,

947
00:23:30,470 --> 00:23:32,710
I said that was the year you joined the show.

948
00:23:32,710 --> 00:23:33,140
Okay.

949
00:23:33,140 --> 00:23:35,180
Not the worst year.

950
00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:36,009
The worst year.

951
00:23:36,009 --> 00:23:37,069
I think that was 21,

952
00:23:37,069 --> 00:23:37,509
right?

953
00:23:37,509 --> 00:23:38,730
It's been three years,

954
00:23:38,730 --> 00:23:38,940
three.

955
00:23:38,940 --> 00:23:39,309
Yeah.

956
00:23:39,309 --> 00:23:39,630
Wow.

957
00:23:39,630 --> 00:23:40,529
Look at that.

958
00:23:40,529 --> 00:23:40,890
Anyways,

959
00:23:40,890 --> 00:23:51,180
we're over at a big Dick Nick and Coley's house and we're having a little
barbecue and swim sesh and they have a little fire pit in the corner
of their backyard and there's some other people over as well.

960
00:23:51,180 --> 00:23:52,779
It wasn't just the four of us.

961
00:23:52,779 --> 00:23:53,950
And at one point,

962
00:23:53,950 --> 00:23:54,509
Nick,

963
00:23:54,509 --> 00:23:57,859
Nick has a tendency to pass the fuck out.

964
00:23:57,859 --> 00:23:59,059
He works such crazy hour.

965
00:23:59,059 --> 00:24:00,299
It's not just the alcohol.

966
00:24:00,299 --> 00:24:03,259
It's actually a lot of how fucking tired he is all the time.

967
00:24:03,259 --> 00:24:04,920
The alcohol doesn't hurt though.

968
00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:05,279
And uh,

969
00:24:05,279 --> 00:24:09,650
we wanted to do a little fire and he comes
out and he kind of like half starts it.

970
00:24:09,650 --> 00:24:10,190
And I was like,

971
00:24:10,190 --> 00:24:10,440
well,

972
00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:11,619
this is never going to pick up.

973
00:24:11,619 --> 00:24:13,539
We need like the fire to actually start.

974
00:24:13,539 --> 00:24:15,140
It was like going out over and over again.

975
00:24:15,140 --> 00:24:16,950
I was trying to like get it going.

976
00:24:16,950 --> 00:24:17,750
It wasn't going.

977
00:24:17,750 --> 00:24:18,970
Had I had a few beverages?

978
00:24:18,970 --> 00:24:19,859
Yes.

979
00:24:19,859 --> 00:24:21,619
Was I super drunk?

980
00:24:21,619 --> 00:24:22,920
I don't think so.

981
00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:24,500
Little buzz.

982
00:24:24,500 --> 00:24:25,390
And so the way Nick,

983
00:24:25,390 --> 00:24:28,420
this is going to get dumber and dumber as I tell the story.

984
00:24:28,420 --> 00:24:32,230
The way Nick starts fires is he has a can of,

985
00:24:32,230 --> 00:24:32,859
uh,

986
00:24:32,859 --> 00:24:36,660
93 octane gasoline for his dirt bikes.

987
00:24:36,660 --> 00:24:37,000
Yeah,

988
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:38,349
that's genius.

989
00:24:38,349 --> 00:24:38,980
Yeah.

990
00:24:38,980 --> 00:24:44,019
So he will squirt a little hail on the fire pit full of wood.

991
00:24:44,019 --> 00:24:48,500
And then of course take the gas can very far away and light the fire.

992
00:24:48,500 --> 00:24:51,890
And he didn't put enough on to get it really started.

993
00:24:51,890 --> 00:24:56,170
And so I noticed that like only one little corner
of the fire pit had a fire going in and I thought,

994
00:24:56,170 --> 00:24:56,440
well,

995
00:24:56,440 --> 00:24:58,339
here's what I'm going to do.

996
00:24:58,339 --> 00:25:03,460
I'm going to pour just a little bit over in this empty
corner where there's no fire and then I'll get one.

997
00:25:03,460 --> 00:25:05,000
I'll take the can away,

998
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:08,220
get a piece of wood that's on fire and bring it to that corner.

999
00:25:08,220 --> 00:25:08,660
And you know,

1000
00:25:08,660 --> 00:25:08,880
well,

1001
00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:10,099
we're gonna have a good fire.

1002
00:25:10,099 --> 00:25:10,539
Well,

1003
00:25:10,539 --> 00:25:12,069
as I was pouring,

1004
00:25:12,069 --> 00:25:12,470
uh,

1005
00:25:12,470 --> 00:25:19,799
the fire got attracted to itself and came over
and started lighting the gas can on fire.

1006
00:25:19,799 --> 00:25:20,440
My God,

1007
00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:20,960
Greg.

1008
00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:22,539
So I mean to my credit,

1009
00:25:22,539 --> 00:25:24,109
I was a quick thinker,

1010
00:25:24,109 --> 00:25:29,819
but what I did was I jerked the can away from the fire as quickly as possible,

1011
00:25:29,819 --> 00:25:32,609
and then I put my hand over top of the nozzle,

1012
00:25:32,609 --> 00:25:34,279
even though it's still on fire,

1013
00:25:34,279 --> 00:25:34,859
right?

1014
00:25:34,859 --> 00:25:35,039
Oh,

1015
00:25:35,039 --> 00:25:37,640
it's actively on the nozzle of the gas cans on fire,

1016
00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:41,339
but I know that this is not nearly as bad as it's going to be.

1017
00:25:41,339 --> 00:25:42,819
If it travels down into the container,

1018
00:25:42,819 --> 00:25:44,539
then we're going to die.

1019
00:25:44,539 --> 00:25:47,769
So as soon as I rip it away from the fire,

1020
00:25:47,769 --> 00:25:50,369
put my hand on the nozzle and the fire goes out,

1021
00:25:50,369 --> 00:25:52,059
it was very quick.

1022
00:25:52,059 --> 00:25:53,500
I handled it very quickly.

1023
00:25:53,500 --> 00:25:54,809
Genius to think of that.

1024
00:25:54,809 --> 00:25:55,369
I'm well,

1025
00:25:55,369 --> 00:25:56,890
I'm glad I wasn't hammered.

1026
00:25:56,890 --> 00:25:58,519
Otherwise I wouldn't have thought of it,

1027
00:25:58,519 --> 00:26:00,029
but really weren't that drunk.

1028
00:26:00,029 --> 00:26:01,069
That's what I'm saying,

1029
00:26:01,069 --> 00:26:05,940
but in the process of ripping the can away from
the fire before I was able to put my hand on it,

1030
00:26:05,940 --> 00:26:07,700
that jerking motion,

1031
00:26:07,700 --> 00:26:07,940
Heyo,

1032
00:26:07,940 --> 00:26:12,259
I squirted a little gas out and it landed on one of the girls feet.

1033
00:26:12,259 --> 00:26:20,049
Her name is Francesca and I didn't even realize it until she's
like who and she's over here like smacking her foot out.

1034
00:26:20,049 --> 00:26:21,750
I was like what happened?

1035
00:26:21,750 --> 00:26:24,750
You set me on fire and I felt really bad,

1036
00:26:24,750 --> 00:26:27,390
but the funny story on top of that,

1037
00:26:27,390 --> 00:26:31,019
nobody feels good about setting another human on fire.

1038
00:26:31,019 --> 00:26:31,240
Well,

1039
00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:33,470
unless they meant to and I did not mean to let me tell you,

1040
00:26:33,470 --> 00:26:35,019
I don't even think they feel.

1041
00:26:35,019 --> 00:26:35,230
No,

1042
00:26:35,230 --> 00:26:35,980
that's awful.

1043
00:26:35,980 --> 00:26:36,569
I'm joking,

1044
00:26:36,569 --> 00:26:39,240
but the funny thing is so a couple weeks later,

1045
00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:45,029
she started working as the social media person
for 14 cannons back when they weren't a bad word,

1046
00:26:45,029 --> 00:26:45,809
R.I.P.

1047
00:26:45,809 --> 00:26:48,259
and I was talking to Nick over there and he goes,

1048
00:26:48,259 --> 00:26:48,529
yeah,

1049
00:26:48,529 --> 00:26:50,450
we just hired a new social media girl and I was like,

1050
00:26:50,450 --> 00:26:50,630
Oh,

1051
00:26:50,630 --> 00:26:51,900
who'd you get?

1052
00:26:51,900 --> 00:26:52,150
He goes,

1053
00:26:52,150 --> 00:26:52,269
Oh,

1054
00:26:52,269 --> 00:26:52,980
her name is Francesca.

1055
00:26:52,980 --> 00:26:53,329
I said,

1056
00:26:53,329 --> 00:26:53,529
Oh,

1057
00:26:53,529 --> 00:26:55,859
I just set her foot on fire last week.

1058
00:26:55,859 --> 00:26:57,940
He's like the fuck.

1059
00:26:57,940 --> 00:26:59,819
So of course I had to tell the whole story.

1060
00:26:59,819 --> 00:27:00,079
So yeah,

1061
00:27:00,079 --> 00:27:01,299
so that was story.

1062
00:27:01,299 --> 00:27:03,759
I forget how that got brought up last or two weeks ago,

1063
00:27:03,759 --> 00:27:04,190
but yes,

1064
00:27:04,190 --> 00:27:07,019
I did accidentally set Francesca's foot on fire.

1065
00:27:07,019 --> 00:27:08,150
I've never done that.

1066
00:27:08,150 --> 00:27:08,490
Yeah,

1067
00:27:08,490 --> 00:27:10,619
I don't think there's anything permanent,

1068
00:27:10,619 --> 00:27:12,250
but you can let me know if I'm wrong.

1069
00:27:12,250 --> 00:27:12,359
Oh,

1070
00:27:12,359 --> 00:27:15,259
I've branded somebody before like on purpose.

1071
00:27:15,259 --> 00:27:15,750
Yeah,

1072
00:27:15,750 --> 00:27:16,789
we used to.

1073
00:27:16,789 --> 00:27:17,069
Yeah,

1074
00:27:17,069 --> 00:27:19,259
we never drank in high school.

1075
00:27:19,259 --> 00:27:20,900
I was like a real,

1076
00:27:20,900 --> 00:27:21,059
uh,

1077
00:27:21,059 --> 00:27:22,220
goody two shoes.

1078
00:27:22,220 --> 00:27:23,460
I had two brothers,

1079
00:27:23,460 --> 00:27:24,190
one older,

1080
00:27:24,190 --> 00:27:25,150
one younger,

1081
00:27:25,150 --> 00:27:26,349
who are very,

1082
00:27:26,349 --> 00:27:26,750
uh,

1083
00:27:26,750 --> 00:27:27,819
indulgy.

1084
00:27:27,819 --> 00:27:28,140
Okay.

1085
00:27:28,140 --> 00:27:30,980
And all the bad stuff for you in everything.

1086
00:27:30,980 --> 00:27:31,809
Right.

1087
00:27:31,809 --> 00:27:33,039
So my friends and I,

1088
00:27:33,039 --> 00:27:33,380
uh,

1089
00:27:33,380 --> 00:27:35,059
like we just,

1090
00:27:35,059 --> 00:27:36,259
we're like jackass,

1091
00:27:36,259 --> 00:27:36,799
right?

1092
00:27:36,799 --> 00:27:38,680
Like we would just do dumb shit.

1093
00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:42,000
We used to like emulate jackass and like completely,

1094
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:43,309
completely sober.

1095
00:27:43,309 --> 00:27:43,750
Uh,

1096
00:27:43,750 --> 00:27:47,460
so we used to have bonfires and always would pull all nighters.

1097
00:27:47,460 --> 00:27:49,180
So you'd get a little bit delirious.

1098
00:27:49,180 --> 00:27:52,779
So one night we just talked my best friend into,

1099
00:27:52,779 --> 00:27:53,099
uh,

1100
00:27:53,099 --> 00:27:58,759
if we just held the end of a stick in a fire
and got it like fucking like red burning hot,

1101
00:27:58,759 --> 00:27:59,299
sure.

1102
00:27:59,299 --> 00:27:59,910
That he,

1103
00:27:59,910 --> 00:28:05,660
we would brand his ass with the stick and he pulled his pants down willingly.

1104
00:28:05,660 --> 00:28:05,960
And,

1105
00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:06,319
uh,

1106
00:28:06,319 --> 00:28:09,619
it took about half a second for him to just shoot across the yard.

1107
00:28:09,619 --> 00:28:10,109
I bet.

1108
00:28:10,109 --> 00:28:10,740
Oh yeah.

1109
00:28:10,740 --> 00:28:11,230
It was,

1110
00:28:11,230 --> 00:28:14,220
it was pretty instantaneous as you would think.

1111
00:28:14,220 --> 00:28:15,440
Do you still have a scar?

1112
00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:17,490
He's still got a scar.

1113
00:28:17,579 --> 00:28:18,140
Yeah.

1114
00:28:18,140 --> 00:28:19,410
We did some of that stuff too.

1115
00:28:19,410 --> 00:28:20,160
We'd film it like,

1116
00:28:20,160 --> 00:28:21,420
like we were doing jackass.

1117
00:28:21,420 --> 00:28:22,420
Like what a horrible,

1118
00:28:22,420 --> 00:28:23,829
what a bunch of idiots.

1119
00:28:23,829 --> 00:28:24,819
One of our friends,

1120
00:28:24,819 --> 00:28:25,079
um,

1121
00:28:25,079 --> 00:28:25,660
you know,

1122
00:28:25,660 --> 00:28:27,630
if you get like Zippo lighter fluid,

1123
00:28:27,630 --> 00:28:29,509
you can butane is a butane.

1124
00:28:29,509 --> 00:28:31,380
Does it the lighter stuff?

1125
00:28:31,380 --> 00:28:32,390
It might be.

1126
00:28:32,390 --> 00:28:32,680
It's,

1127
00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:35,720
it's fun to fuck with cause like you can put it on your hand,

1128
00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:38,819
light your hand on fire and then smack it out and it won't burn.

1129
00:28:38,819 --> 00:28:39,329
Right.

1130
00:28:39,329 --> 00:28:40,369
And you've got like a good,

1131
00:28:40,369 --> 00:28:40,819
you know,

1132
00:28:40,819 --> 00:28:45,420
like five Mississippi before it burns through that oil or gas or whatever it is.

1133
00:28:45,420 --> 00:28:52,940
And so one of my stupid friends in high school decided it'd
be funny for the video to squirt that all over his crotch,

1134
00:28:52,940 --> 00:28:55,509
his pants and light his crotch on fire and then,

1135
00:28:55,509 --> 00:28:56,089
you know,

1136
00:28:56,089 --> 00:28:59,859
give it a good five Mississippi and of course put it out.

1137
00:28:59,859 --> 00:29:00,079
Well,

1138
00:29:00,079 --> 00:29:02,279
it was not the fire that got him.

1139
00:29:02,279 --> 00:29:03,859
It started to get a little hot.

1140
00:29:03,859 --> 00:29:06,259
So he went to smack the fire out.

1141
00:29:06,259 --> 00:29:13,009
But of course he smacked himself right in the dick.

1142
00:29:13,009 --> 00:29:14,720
That's so good.

1143
00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:15,039
Idiot.

1144
00:29:15,039 --> 00:29:15,220
Oh,

1145
00:29:15,220 --> 00:29:16,440
I didn't even think about that.

1146
00:29:16,519 --> 00:29:18,000
The fire didn't get him,

1147
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:20,940
but his smack to his fellow sure did.

1148
00:29:20,940 --> 00:29:21,609
So yeah,

1149
00:29:21,609 --> 00:29:24,720
we did a lot of stupid shit in high school.

1150
00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:25,289
Good times.

1151
00:29:25,289 --> 00:29:25,859
All right.

1152
00:29:25,859 --> 00:29:27,400
Before I tell you about my beer,

1153
00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:29,289
we got an email from a listener.

1154
00:29:29,289 --> 00:29:31,150
I guess this is from a couple of weeks ago.

1155
00:29:31,150 --> 00:29:32,039
I apologize.

1156
00:29:32,039 --> 00:29:37,039
I usually forget what we talked about three
minutes after we finished talking about it.

1157
00:29:37,039 --> 00:29:37,200
Uh,

1158
00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:39,160
so I appreciate I can attest to that.

1159
00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:39,450
Yeah.

1160
00:29:39,450 --> 00:29:41,450
I appreciate the listeners keeping us straight.

1161
00:29:41,450 --> 00:29:42,490
So we got an email.

1162
00:29:42,490 --> 00:29:44,250
This is from a guy named Brandon.

1163
00:29:44,250 --> 00:29:44,730
He says,

1164
00:29:44,730 --> 00:29:46,130
is weed legal in Idaho?

1165
00:29:46,130 --> 00:29:48,400
I guess we're talking about weed in Idaho and he says,

1166
00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:52,369
Hey flex and Greg love listening to you to make fools of yourselves every week.

1167
00:29:52,369 --> 00:29:53,230
Thanks.

1168
00:29:53,230 --> 00:29:53,839
That's what we do.

1169
00:29:53,839 --> 00:29:54,319
Yeah.

1170
00:29:54,319 --> 00:29:55,359
That's what we're here for.

1171
00:29:55,359 --> 00:29:59,440
At least we're not stomping our dicks out.

1172
00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:06,119
A couple of weeks back you were talking about hot production losses
and the idea of marijuana growth was brought up as a possible reason.

1173
00:30:06,119 --> 00:30:07,200
I did bring that up.

1174
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:08,839
I slightly remember that now.

1175
00:30:08,839 --> 00:30:09,099
Uh,

1176
00:30:09,099 --> 00:30:09,920
let me tell you,

1177
00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:12,710
marijuana is definitely not in all caps,

1178
00:30:12,710 --> 00:30:14,119
legal in Idaho,

1179
00:30:14,119 --> 00:30:15,799
not even medical.

1180
00:30:15,799 --> 00:30:16,319
Cheers.

1181
00:30:16,319 --> 00:30:17,500
Your friend in craft,

1182
00:30:17,500 --> 00:30:18,079
Brandon.

1183
00:30:18,079 --> 00:30:19,079
Oh,

1184
00:30:19,079 --> 00:30:19,720
there you have it.

1185
00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:20,240
They're just,

1186
00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:21,079
they're just going down.

1187
00:30:21,079 --> 00:30:21,599
Yeah.

1188
00:30:21,599 --> 00:30:22,680
I guess there's grown less ops,

1189
00:30:22,680 --> 00:30:23,410
not more weed.

1190
00:30:23,410 --> 00:30:24,029
Terrible.

1191
00:30:24,029 --> 00:30:24,549
Yeah.

1192
00:30:24,549 --> 00:30:25,210
Thanks Brandon.

1193
00:30:25,210 --> 00:30:27,859
Thanks for writing in a mail craft beer poke.com.

1194
00:30:27,859 --> 00:30:29,670
If anybody ever has an email for us,

1195
00:30:29,670 --> 00:30:30,960
feel free to email it.

1196
00:30:30,960 --> 00:30:33,920
Or of course 805-538-beer is that voicemail line.

1197
00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:34,079
Uh,

1198
00:30:34,079 --> 00:30:35,000
all right.

1199
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:36,319
Before we get to ludicrous libation law,

1200
00:30:36,319 --> 00:30:48,809
I'm going to make a call to the pen over here cause I am damn thirsty.

1201
00:30:48,809 --> 00:30:52,789
One thing I left out about our beer research with Vanessa and Mr.

1202
00:30:52,789 --> 00:30:53,799
Bixum was John,

1203
00:30:53,799 --> 00:30:56,819
listener John who met up with me a few weeks ago and,

1204
00:30:56,819 --> 00:30:59,369
and was gracious enough not to murder me.

1205
00:30:59,369 --> 00:30:59,759
Ah,

1206
00:30:59,759 --> 00:31:00,460
yes.

1207
00:31:00,460 --> 00:31:01,690
The non-murderer John.

1208
00:31:01,690 --> 00:31:01,970
Yeah.

1209
00:31:01,970 --> 00:31:02,940
The non-murderer John.

1210
00:31:02,940 --> 00:31:04,630
I don't hang out with murder John anymore.

1211
00:31:04,630 --> 00:31:04,970
He's,

1212
00:31:04,970 --> 00:31:06,250
he's a different story.

1213
00:31:06,329 --> 00:31:06,690
anyways,

1214
00:31:06,690 --> 00:31:10,670
he found out we were going to be out in Ventura
and he was passing through and he goes,

1215
00:31:10,670 --> 00:31:11,019
Hey,

1216
00:31:11,019 --> 00:31:13,269
do you mind if I stop and give you something?

1217
00:31:13,269 --> 00:31:13,809
And I thought,

1218
00:31:13,809 --> 00:31:14,049
well,

1219
00:31:14,049 --> 00:31:15,769
this is where he's going to end up murdering me.

1220
00:31:15,769 --> 00:31:16,769
That's where he turns into murder.

1221
00:31:16,769 --> 00:31:19,930
John.

1222
00:31:20,049 --> 00:31:20,750
It's like Clark Kent,

1223
00:31:20,750 --> 00:31:20,960
you know,

1224
00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:23,240
it goes into a phone booth and he comes out as murder John.

1225
00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:23,890
I thought,

1226
00:31:23,890 --> 00:31:24,529
all right,

1227
00:31:24,529 --> 00:31:24,920
well,

1228
00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:26,009
I got Nick here with me.

1229
00:31:26,009 --> 00:31:26,380
So maybe,

1230
00:31:26,380 --> 00:31:26,759
you know,

1231
00:31:26,759 --> 00:31:27,930
he'll have my back as well as Mr.

1232
00:31:27,930 --> 00:31:28,380
Vixen.

1233
00:31:28,380 --> 00:31:29,329
So hopefully,

1234
00:31:29,329 --> 00:31:29,970
hopefully I'm okay.

1235
00:31:29,970 --> 00:31:30,319
Uh,

1236
00:31:30,319 --> 00:31:30,630
no.

1237
00:31:30,630 --> 00:31:32,710
So he met us at transmission and,

1238
00:31:32,710 --> 00:31:33,059
um,

1239
00:31:33,059 --> 00:31:33,369
they,

1240
00:31:33,369 --> 00:31:34,150
they ate and they came up,

1241
00:31:34,150 --> 00:31:36,200
we were up in like the 21 and over so he can bring his kid,

1242
00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:37,799
but he came up afterwards and,

1243
00:31:37,799 --> 00:31:38,849
and he brought me a beer.

1244
00:31:38,849 --> 00:31:40,450
He actually brought me two beers.

1245
00:31:40,450 --> 00:31:42,210
And one of the beers you brought is what I'm drinking.

1246
00:31:42,210 --> 00:31:42,829
So first of all,

1247
00:31:42,829 --> 00:31:43,170
thank you,

1248
00:31:43,170 --> 00:31:43,490
John,

1249
00:31:43,490 --> 00:31:44,890
for bringing me those beers.

1250
00:31:44,890 --> 00:31:46,089
That was super nice of you.

1251
00:31:46,089 --> 00:31:46,509
Second off,

1252
00:31:46,509 --> 00:31:48,369
thanks for not murdering him.

1253
00:31:48,369 --> 00:31:48,980
Yeah.

1254
00:31:48,980 --> 00:31:49,319
Uh,

1255
00:31:49,319 --> 00:31:52,529
super nice of you not to murder me as well.

1256
00:31:52,529 --> 00:31:53,210
And he did make a guy.

1257
00:31:53,210 --> 00:31:53,609
He's like,

1258
00:31:53,609 --> 00:31:53,880
Hey,

1259
00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:54,609
I guess what?

1260
00:31:54,609 --> 00:31:55,009
I didn't murder you.

1261
00:31:55,009 --> 00:31:56,329
I was like,

1262
00:31:56,329 --> 00:31:57,240
yeah,

1263
00:31:57,240 --> 00:31:58,210
I know.

1264
00:31:58,210 --> 00:31:58,849
So here we go.

1265
00:31:58,849 --> 00:31:59,250
Anyway.

1266
00:31:59,250 --> 00:31:59,769
So I am,

1267
00:31:59,769 --> 00:32:01,599
thanks to John non-murder,

1268
00:32:01,599 --> 00:32:02,119
John,

1269
00:32:02,119 --> 00:32:06,250
I am drinking foggy window from Monkish Brewing Company.

1270
00:32:06,250 --> 00:32:06,490
He's bringing the goods.

1271
00:32:06,490 --> 00:32:07,400
He brought me some money.

1272
00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:08,650
That is good stuff.

1273
00:32:08,650 --> 00:32:09,289
Yeah.

1274
00:32:09,289 --> 00:32:10,730
Double hazy IPA.

1275
00:32:10,730 --> 00:32:21,130
It is 8.1% has 80 IPUs and out of over 19,000 ratings has a 4.41.

1276
00:32:21,130 --> 00:32:23,130
So a lot of ratings as a high rating,

1277
00:32:23,130 --> 00:32:23,730
high rating,

1278
00:32:23,730 --> 00:32:24,289
lottery.

1279
00:32:24,289 --> 00:32:24,509
And so,

1280
00:32:24,509 --> 00:32:24,809
you know,

1281
00:32:24,809 --> 00:32:26,609
those things are fucking banger.

1282
00:32:26,609 --> 00:32:30,230
They say Nelson galaxy and extra citra hops.

1283
00:32:30,230 --> 00:32:32,089
That's all they fucking say about it.

1284
00:32:32,089 --> 00:32:32,289
Good.

1285
00:32:32,289 --> 00:32:34,160
I tell you on the schnauz,

1286
00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:35,599
I get a little tropical,

1287
00:32:35,599 --> 00:32:45,440
but I'm really getting some stone fruit coming through high stone fruit and like
a hint of like alcohol in something like just a little smells a little boozy.

1288
00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:47,450
If that makes sense on yield tongue jobber.

1289
00:32:47,450 --> 00:32:48,069
I mean,

1290
00:32:48,069 --> 00:32:50,650
it follows suit a lot of stone fruit,

1291
00:32:50,650 --> 00:32:51,589
some good dank.

1292
00:32:51,589 --> 00:32:54,450
I mean the 80 IBUs is actually showing up a little bit,

1293
00:32:54,450 --> 00:32:56,450
some good dankness on the finish for being such a,

1294
00:32:56,450 --> 00:32:59,819
and you can see this here being such a fucking it's gorgeous.

1295
00:32:59,819 --> 00:33:00,599
Yeah.

1296
00:33:00,599 --> 00:33:02,619
Such a foggy IPA.

1297
00:33:02,619 --> 00:33:02,809
Um,

1298
00:33:02,809 --> 00:33:03,609
it's gorgeous.

1299
00:33:03,609 --> 00:33:05,720
The mouth feel on this is pillow.

1300
00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:06,509
He's soft.

1301
00:33:06,509 --> 00:33:10,089
Like I could just take a little snoozer on this beer.

1302
00:33:10,089 --> 00:33:11,769
It is so memory foam.

1303
00:33:11,769 --> 00:33:12,890
Oh yeah.

1304
00:33:12,890 --> 00:33:14,619
Tempur-Pedic baby,

1305
00:33:14,619 --> 00:33:20,009
not the Amazon knockoff bullshit like full on tempur-Pedic memory foam.

1306
00:33:20,009 --> 00:33:21,630
It is pillowy soft.

1307
00:33:21,630 --> 00:33:22,380
That's odd.

1308
00:33:22,380 --> 00:33:22,829
Yeah.

1309
00:33:22,829 --> 00:33:23,430
The eight,

1310
00:33:23,430 --> 00:33:24,299
8.1%.

1311
00:33:24,299 --> 00:33:24,450
Uh,

1312
00:33:24,450 --> 00:33:25,230
you taste it.

1313
00:33:25,230 --> 00:33:26,309
It's not like boozy,

1314
00:33:26,309 --> 00:33:26,789
but you,

1315
00:33:26,789 --> 00:33:27,329
you know,

1316
00:33:27,329 --> 00:33:28,089
it's there.

1317
00:33:28,089 --> 00:33:30,039
It's not a little Bernie little hint,

1318
00:33:30,039 --> 00:33:30,809
just a hint.

1319
00:33:30,809 --> 00:33:31,069
I mean,

1320
00:33:31,069 --> 00:33:31,500
it's not like,

1321
00:33:31,500 --> 00:33:31,670
Ooh,

1322
00:33:31,670 --> 00:33:32,579
anything like that,

1323
00:33:32,579 --> 00:33:33,269
but you get it.

1324
00:33:33,269 --> 00:33:34,970
It'll hint to burn on the end there.

1325
00:33:34,970 --> 00:33:36,490
So all in all really good.

1326
00:33:36,490 --> 00:33:38,829
I understand why it's got that 4.4.

1327
00:33:38,829 --> 00:33:38,950
Uh,

1328
00:33:38,950 --> 00:33:39,670
delicious.

1329
00:33:39,670 --> 00:33:42,809
Haven't had myself a monkish in quite some time.

1330
00:33:42,809 --> 00:33:47,460
So thanks to John for a not killing me and
be dropping this beer by very nice of you.

1331
00:33:47,519 --> 00:33:48,279
that's super rad.

1332
00:33:48,279 --> 00:33:48,670
Yeah.

1333
00:33:48,670 --> 00:33:50,910
Now he's got a cool nickname,

1334
00:33:50,910 --> 00:33:51,710
not murderer.

1335
00:33:51,710 --> 00:33:52,250
John,

1336
00:33:52,250 --> 00:33:52,809
not murder.

1337
00:33:52,809 --> 00:33:53,140
John.

1338
00:33:53,140 --> 00:33:53,640
Yeah.

1339
00:33:53,670 --> 00:33:54,170
you know what?

1340
00:33:54,170 --> 00:33:54,420
Let's,

1341
00:33:54,420 --> 00:33:55,609
let's hope he keeps that nickname.

1342
00:33:55,839 --> 00:33:58,910
Could you imagine introducing yourself to somebody?

1343
00:33:58,910 --> 00:33:59,170
Oh,

1344
00:33:59,170 --> 00:33:59,640
Hey,

1345
00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:00,759
this is my friend.

1346
00:34:00,759 --> 00:34:01,089
Uh,

1347
00:34:01,089 --> 00:34:02,400
not murderer.

1348
00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:03,119
John.

1349
00:34:03,119 --> 00:34:03,349
Oh,

1350
00:34:03,349 --> 00:34:05,240
so you're not going to murder me.

1351
00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:05,500
No,

1352
00:34:05,500 --> 00:34:06,019
that's,

1353
00:34:06,019 --> 00:34:08,219
that's not who I am.

1354
00:34:08,219 --> 00:34:08,440
Right.

1355
00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:08,610
Hey,

1356
00:34:08,610 --> 00:34:09,349
why do you call him that?

1357
00:34:09,349 --> 00:34:09,610
Well,

1358
00:34:09,610 --> 00:34:13,630
I'm still here.

1359
00:34:13,630 --> 00:34:16,960
Turns out he doesn't murder people and his name is John,

1360
00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:17,769
right?

1361
00:34:17,769 --> 00:34:19,000
Just in fitting.

1362
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:20,489
It's kind of catchy.

1363
00:34:20,489 --> 00:34:20,989
It is.

1364
00:34:21,250 --> 00:34:26,389
Maybe we need like a song for non-murder John or something.

1365
00:34:26,389 --> 00:34:31,059
Doesn't murder people.

1366
00:34:31,059 --> 00:34:31,300
So bad.

1367
00:34:31,300 --> 00:34:34,420
We'll work on that.

1368
00:34:34,420 --> 00:34:34,639
Cut.

1369
00:34:34,639 --> 00:34:35,000
Cut.

1370
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:35,539
Yeah.

1371
00:34:35,539 --> 00:34:36,539
All right.

1372
00:34:36,539 --> 00:34:38,619
Ludacris libation law.

1373
00:34:38,619 --> 00:34:38,940
This one,

1374
00:34:38,940 --> 00:34:40,039
shout out to Zach and uh,

1375
00:34:40,039 --> 00:34:41,539
the homies in Indiana.

1376
00:34:41,539 --> 00:34:42,260
By the way,

1377
00:34:42,260 --> 00:34:43,780
Zach has a new podcast,

1378
00:34:43,780 --> 00:34:45,619
the spiritual advisors and uh,

1379
00:34:45,619 --> 00:34:46,769
or spirit advice.

1380
00:34:46,769 --> 00:34:47,369
Oh shit.

1381
00:34:47,369 --> 00:34:49,019
Now I'm getting it right.

1382
00:34:49,019 --> 00:34:49,179
Anyways,

1383
00:34:49,179 --> 00:34:50,340
it's all about spirits.

1384
00:34:50,340 --> 00:34:50,559
Um,

1385
00:34:50,559 --> 00:34:52,940
they do a really cool thing on their show.

1386
00:34:52,940 --> 00:34:53,269
Yeah.

1387
00:34:53,269 --> 00:34:54,139
Drinking spirits.

1388
00:34:54,139 --> 00:34:55,579
They're not super religious or anything like that.

1389
00:34:55,579 --> 00:34:55,869
Uh,

1390
00:34:55,869 --> 00:34:58,150
they do a really cool thing on their show where they bring,

1391
00:34:58,150 --> 00:35:00,900
they each bring like a beverage and they say like,

1392
00:35:00,900 --> 00:35:01,159
Oh,

1393
00:35:01,159 --> 00:35:02,179
this is a beer.

1394
00:35:02,179 --> 00:35:03,920
You all taste it and tell me what you think it is.

1395
00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:05,860
And tell me what you think the ABV is,

1396
00:35:05,860 --> 00:35:07,190
or this is a whiskey or this is,

1397
00:35:07,190 --> 00:35:08,010
or just a spirit,

1398
00:35:08,010 --> 00:35:08,449
you know,

1399
00:35:08,449 --> 00:35:09,099
drink it.

1400
00:35:09,099 --> 00:35:10,059
Tell me what you think it is,

1401
00:35:10,059 --> 00:35:10,760
what the AB,

1402
00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:12,219
what the price point is.

1403
00:35:12,219 --> 00:35:13,579
And then they bring in a wild card.

1404
00:35:13,579 --> 00:35:14,800
So it'd be like,

1405
00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:15,469
this is a,

1406
00:35:15,469 --> 00:35:16,219
you know,

1407
00:35:16,219 --> 00:35:17,980
fucking glass of Malort.

1408
00:35:17,980 --> 00:35:18,420
Tell me what you,

1409
00:35:18,420 --> 00:35:18,699
you know,

1410
00:35:18,699 --> 00:35:19,579
but they won't say that.

1411
00:35:19,579 --> 00:35:20,429
Tell me what you think.

1412
00:35:20,429 --> 00:35:20,820
Yeah.

1413
00:35:20,820 --> 00:35:21,670
So I actually like,

1414
00:35:21,670 --> 00:35:23,550
I think it's really fun concept.

1415
00:35:23,550 --> 00:35:23,730
If,

1416
00:35:23,730 --> 00:35:25,239
if you and I were in the same room together,

1417
00:35:25,239 --> 00:35:25,460
I'd,

1418
00:35:25,460 --> 00:35:27,219
I'd do some blind stuff like that with you.

1419
00:35:27,219 --> 00:35:28,099
I think that's really cool.

1420
00:35:28,099 --> 00:35:28,929
So anyways,

1421
00:35:28,929 --> 00:35:29,230
uh,

1422
00:35:29,230 --> 00:35:31,510
I think it's a spiritual advisors.

1423
00:35:31,510 --> 00:35:33,329
I'm so sorry if I'm fucking that up.

1424
00:35:33,329 --> 00:35:33,639
Um,

1425
00:35:33,639 --> 00:35:36,500
but it's only on Spotify for now.

1426
00:35:36,500 --> 00:35:38,320
So you gotta look for it there.

1427
00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:38,449
Anyways,

1428
00:35:38,449 --> 00:35:40,300
back to Ludacris libation law.

1429
00:35:40,300 --> 00:35:44,139
Indiana finally has reinstituted happy hour.

1430
00:35:44,139 --> 00:35:45,019
That's great.

1431
00:35:45,019 --> 00:35:45,170
Yes.

1432
00:35:45,170 --> 00:35:46,630
They didn't have happy hour for,

1433
00:35:46,630 --> 00:35:47,670
for so long.

1434
00:35:47,670 --> 00:35:49,409
And as of July 1st,

1435
00:35:49,409 --> 00:35:53,050
they now have happy hour again under the new laws,

1436
00:35:53,050 --> 00:35:58,780
bars can offer specials for hours under the new law.

1437
00:35:58,780 --> 00:36:02,900
See bars can offer specials,

1438
00:36:02,900 --> 00:36:05,579
four hours a day up to 15 hours a week,

1439
00:36:05,579 --> 00:36:09,340
except between 9:00 PM and 3:00 AM.

1440
00:36:09,340 --> 00:36:09,760
Also,

1441
00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:13,579
there are no two for one or bottomless drink specials.

1442
00:36:13,579 --> 00:36:18,579
Indiana restaurant and lodging association has been working closely
with businesses to make sure owners know all the guidelines.

1443
00:36:18,579 --> 00:36:19,849
So this was as of July 1st.

1444
00:36:19,849 --> 00:36:21,139
So go get your happy hour.

1445
00:36:21,139 --> 00:36:22,019
You Indianans.

1446
00:36:22,019 --> 00:36:22,340
Yeah,

1447
00:36:22,340 --> 00:36:22,699
that's great.

1448
00:36:22,699 --> 00:36:23,849
Dollar off $2 off.

1449
00:36:23,849 --> 00:36:24,570
I'm sure.

1450
00:36:24,570 --> 00:36:25,079
Yeah.

1451
00:36:25,079 --> 00:36:25,670
Yeah.

1452
00:36:25,670 --> 00:36:26,679
Whatever it is.

1453
00:36:26,679 --> 00:36:27,349
Get it.

1454
00:36:27,349 --> 00:36:27,699
Yeah.

1455
00:36:27,699 --> 00:36:28,460
Get it.

1456
00:36:28,460 --> 00:36:32,550
Get any kind of deal on alcohol in a establishment.

1457
00:36:32,550 --> 00:36:33,190
Yes.

1458
00:36:33,190 --> 00:36:34,230
Sign me up.

1459
00:36:34,230 --> 00:36:34,900
Sign me up.

1460
00:36:34,900 --> 00:36:36,460
That's why we do it.

1461
00:36:36,460 --> 00:36:40,050
Nobody wants to pay full price for booze.

1462
00:36:40,050 --> 00:36:40,940
Honestly,

1463
00:36:40,940 --> 00:36:42,300
nobody does.

1464
00:36:42,300 --> 00:36:43,110
Not one bit.

1465
00:36:43,110 --> 00:36:43,579
All right.

1466
00:36:43,579 --> 00:36:45,269
Little news before we get about here.

1467
00:36:45,269 --> 00:36:45,760
Tick tock.

1468
00:36:45,760 --> 00:36:46,630
I don't tick tock.

1469
00:36:46,630 --> 00:36:48,300
Do you tick tock?

1470
00:36:48,300 --> 00:36:50,280
Zero tick tocky.

1471
00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:52,260
I don't do the tick tocks.

1472
00:36:52,260 --> 00:37:00,300
They have opened up their ad platform to alcohol brands
in the U S before you couldn't advertise alcohols.

1473
00:37:00,300 --> 00:37:02,500
And now you can.

1474
00:37:02,500 --> 00:37:06,630
Maybe we should tick tock because Instagram sucks for that.

1475
00:37:06,630 --> 00:37:06,889
Yeah.

1476
00:37:06,889 --> 00:37:09,900
They like to shadow ban alcohol things.

1477
00:37:09,900 --> 00:37:10,639
Yes.

1478
00:37:10,639 --> 00:37:12,190
All that shit.

1479
00:37:12,190 --> 00:37:12,860
But yeah,

1480
00:37:12,860 --> 00:37:13,820
maybe it is.

1481
00:37:13,820 --> 00:37:16,460
They're very much on that Instagram.

1482
00:37:16,460 --> 00:37:16,909
They're all,

1483
00:37:16,909 --> 00:37:17,460
yes.

1484
00:37:17,460 --> 00:37:18,710
All about promoting the titties,

1485
00:37:18,710 --> 00:37:18,860
right?

1486
00:37:18,860 --> 00:37:19,340
Yeah.

1487
00:37:19,340 --> 00:37:20,840
As long as you don't show nipple,

1488
00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:24,179
you can show like 98% of your tit areola and all,

1489
00:37:24,179 --> 00:37:26,619
but as soon as that nipple comes out,

1490
00:37:26,619 --> 00:37:27,619
you seen.

1491
00:37:27,619 --> 00:37:29,929
So the breastfeeding videos became a big thing.

1492
00:37:29,929 --> 00:37:30,880
Did you see this?

1493
00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:31,800
I did not.

1494
00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:34,340
So breastfeeding reels became like a huge thing.

1495
00:37:34,340 --> 00:37:37,730
And there's like some moms out there like posting re like,

1496
00:37:37,730 --> 00:37:38,480
you know,

1497
00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:39,860
like their kid.

1498
00:37:39,860 --> 00:37:40,340
Right.

1499
00:37:40,340 --> 00:37:41,690
Just breastfeeding feeding.

1500
00:37:41,690 --> 00:37:42,559
Yeah.

1501
00:37:42,559 --> 00:37:43,920
So then all of these,

1502
00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:44,219
uh,

1503
00:37:44,219 --> 00:37:44,670
only,

1504
00:37:44,670 --> 00:37:47,250
or let's call them content creators.

1505
00:37:47,250 --> 00:37:48,039
Okay.

1506
00:37:48,039 --> 00:37:54,320
We'll hold like baby dolls and allow it to try and fool the algorithm.

1507
00:37:54,320 --> 00:37:54,760
Yes.

1508
00:37:54,760 --> 00:37:59,980
Because they will not take it down because it
is a discrimination or something like that.

1509
00:37:59,980 --> 00:38:00,219
So,

1510
00:38:00,219 --> 00:38:02,960
so the algorithm doesn't realize it's a fake kid.

1511
00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:03,429
Right.

1512
00:38:03,429 --> 00:38:04,289
So then it's just like,

1513
00:38:04,289 --> 00:38:04,449
Oh,

1514
00:38:04,449 --> 00:38:04,679
Hey,

1515
00:38:04,679 --> 00:38:11,400
here's my titty and a fake baby and a fake baby.

1516
00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:12,019
So weird.

1517
00:38:12,019 --> 00:38:12,429
Yeah.

1518
00:38:12,429 --> 00:38:13,059
So that's,

1519
00:38:13,059 --> 00:38:14,920
that's not going to do it for me.

1520
00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:15,409
Sorry.

1521
00:38:15,409 --> 00:38:16,559
Content creators.

1522
00:38:16,559 --> 00:38:16,800
So,

1523
00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:17,880
so many things have,

1524
00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:18,119
uh,

1525
00:38:18,119 --> 00:38:19,159
not done it for me.

1526
00:38:19,159 --> 00:38:20,510
And that is one of them.

1527
00:38:20,510 --> 00:38:20,829
Yes.

1528
00:38:20,829 --> 00:38:22,809
Towards the top that and feet.

1529
00:38:22,809 --> 00:38:23,400
Yeah.

1530
00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:23,849
That's a,

1531
00:38:23,849 --> 00:38:24,980
that'd be a no for me,

1532
00:38:24,980 --> 00:38:25,679
dog.

1533
00:38:25,679 --> 00:38:26,909
It's so funny.

1534
00:38:26,909 --> 00:38:28,900
Breastfeeding is so,

1535
00:38:28,900 --> 00:38:29,119
uh,

1536
00:38:29,119 --> 00:38:30,730
not sexy at all.

1537
00:38:30,730 --> 00:38:31,039
Well,

1538
00:38:31,039 --> 00:38:31,519
right.

1539
00:38:31,519 --> 00:38:32,889
And it's not meant to be obviously I,

1540
00:38:32,889 --> 00:38:34,309
but I love the whole thing where it's like,

1541
00:38:34,309 --> 00:38:34,449
Oh,

1542
00:38:34,449 --> 00:38:36,000
you can't press feed in public.

1543
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:37,480
Are you getting a boner from this?

1544
00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:37,780
Like,

1545
00:38:37,780 --> 00:38:39,059
what is wrong with you?

1546
00:38:39,059 --> 00:38:42,360
Like who is like trying to sneak a peek?

1547
00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:42,639
Yeah.

1548
00:38:42,639 --> 00:38:43,510
Ooh,

1549
00:38:43,510 --> 00:38:45,130
look at that.

1550
00:38:45,130 --> 00:38:46,039
Yeah.

1551
00:38:46,039 --> 00:38:46,889
So no,

1552
00:38:46,889 --> 00:38:49,360
I'll take seconds.

1553
00:38:49,360 --> 00:38:51,420
Save some for me,

1554
00:38:51,420 --> 00:38:52,269
kid.

1555
00:38:52,269 --> 00:38:52,889
Oh,

1556
00:38:52,889 --> 00:38:55,400
guys are horrible.

1557
00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:55,679
Yeah.

1558
00:38:55,679 --> 00:38:56,360
It's uh,

1559
00:38:56,360 --> 00:38:57,110
yeah.

1560
00:38:57,110 --> 00:38:57,400
Anyways,

1561
00:38:57,400 --> 00:38:59,679
not a mom show except for flexes.

1562
00:38:59,679 --> 00:39:00,079
Well,

1563
00:39:00,079 --> 00:39:01,280
yeah,

1564
00:39:01,280 --> 00:39:03,710
not a breastfeeding show.

1565
00:39:03,710 --> 00:39:04,099
Uh,

1566
00:39:04,099 --> 00:39:11,579
Kieran has decided to move their us production of
beer from Anheuser-Busch to new Belgium in 2025,

1567
00:39:11,579 --> 00:39:14,280
which makes sense cause they fucking own new Belgium.

1568
00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:16,199
I was going to say it's like a whole thing.

1569
00:39:16,199 --> 00:39:16,719
So yeah,

1570
00:39:16,719 --> 00:39:19,320
their contract to the AB expires at the end of the year.

1571
00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:21,639
So they're going to be moving everything over to new Belgium.

1572
00:39:21,639 --> 00:39:22,440
So come next year,

1573
00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:23,300
if you're at sushi,

1574
00:39:23,300 --> 00:39:24,929
drinking yourself some Kieran,

1575
00:39:24,929 --> 00:39:26,829
it'll be coming from Colorado.

1576
00:39:26,829 --> 00:39:27,730
I do Sapporo.

1577
00:39:27,730 --> 00:39:27,940
I,

1578
00:39:27,940 --> 00:39:29,030
what do I do?

1579
00:39:29,030 --> 00:39:30,000
I do Kieran.

1580
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:30,239
Uh,

1581
00:39:30,239 --> 00:39:32,250
Kieran light is what I usually do.

1582
00:39:32,250 --> 00:39:32,449
Okay.

1583
00:39:32,449 --> 00:39:32,809
Uh,

1584
00:39:32,809 --> 00:39:33,219
Sephora's,

1585
00:39:33,219 --> 00:39:33,690
you know,

1586
00:39:33,690 --> 00:39:34,030
I'll,

1587
00:39:34,030 --> 00:39:35,719
I'll do that also.

1588
00:39:35,719 --> 00:39:35,920
But Kieran,

1589
00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:36,650
I like the big,

1590
00:39:36,650 --> 00:39:39,519
like 22 ounce bottles that Sapporo does.

1591
00:39:39,519 --> 00:39:40,019
Yeah.

1592
00:39:40,039 --> 00:39:40,320
um,

1593
00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:44,699
we get looks when we go to sushi cause we walk in or here to fuck shit up.

1594
00:39:44,699 --> 00:39:47,710
Now we walk in and as soon as we sit down,

1595
00:39:47,710 --> 00:39:53,210
we'll get a large Kieran light and a hot sake for the wife and I to share.

1596
00:39:53,210 --> 00:39:53,389
Okay.

1597
00:39:53,389 --> 00:39:55,159
But of course we're sharing a bombers.

1598
00:39:55,159 --> 00:39:56,480
We're going to get a second Kieran line.

1599
00:39:56,480 --> 00:39:59,000
We usually get a second hot sake too.

1600
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:01,480
And they look at us like you raging.

1601
00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:02,800
Come on now.

1602
00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:03,500
Yeah,

1603
00:40:03,500 --> 00:40:05,230
it's crazy.

1604
00:40:05,230 --> 00:40:06,849
The sushi place we go to,

1605
00:40:06,849 --> 00:40:08,210
they advertise,

1606
00:40:08,210 --> 00:40:08,639
uh,

1607
00:40:08,639 --> 00:40:10,179
like beer specials and stuff.

1608
00:40:10,179 --> 00:40:10,530
Oh yeah.

1609
00:40:10,530 --> 00:40:11,280
They don't have,

1610
00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:20,199
I wish that beer specials and they have like boxes of sake
stacked up by the like against the wall every single fucking day.

1611
00:40:20,199 --> 00:40:20,340
Yeah.

1612
00:40:20,340 --> 00:40:20,480
I mean,

1613
00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:20,599
look,

1614
00:40:20,599 --> 00:40:21,380
they're happy to sell it to us,

1615
00:40:21,380 --> 00:40:23,349
but a couple of the employees look at us like,

1616
00:40:23,349 --> 00:40:25,099
are you going to be able to drink all this?

1617
00:40:25,099 --> 00:40:25,590
I'm like,

1618
00:40:25,590 --> 00:40:25,940
Oh,

1619
00:40:25,940 --> 00:40:26,840
I think,

1620
00:40:26,840 --> 00:40:29,789
I think these people realize,

1621
00:40:29,789 --> 00:40:30,179
uh,

1622
00:40:30,179 --> 00:40:33,400
we're a business in Wisconsin.

1623
00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:34,960
It's all there is to do.

1624
00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:35,300
Right.

1625
00:40:35,300 --> 00:40:35,440
It's,

1626
00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:36,199
it's everybody does it.

1627
00:40:36,199 --> 00:40:36,480
Yeah.

1628
00:40:36,480 --> 00:40:36,769
Uh,

1629
00:40:36,769 --> 00:40:37,909
we'll end it with this one.

1630
00:40:37,909 --> 00:40:44,300
A drunk American airlines passenger reportedly
exposes himself and forces an emergency landing.

1631
00:40:44,300 --> 00:40:44,440
Oh,

1632
00:40:44,440 --> 00:40:45,429
you know what?

1633
00:40:45,429 --> 00:40:45,750
What?

1634
00:40:45,750 --> 00:40:46,780
I just thought that,

1635
00:40:46,780 --> 00:40:47,000
uh,

1636
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:48,550
Scott is out of the country.

1637
00:40:48,550 --> 00:40:51,039
Do you think this could be him on a flight somewhere?

1638
00:40:51,039 --> 00:40:51,960
God damn.

1639
00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:53,119
Keep it in your pants.

1640
00:40:53,119 --> 00:40:53,690
Scott.

1641
00:40:53,690 --> 00:40:54,719
Come on Scott.

1642
00:40:54,719 --> 00:40:55,519
Lightweight.

1643
00:40:55,519 --> 00:40:55,760
Uh,

1644
00:40:55,760 --> 00:40:56,429
here we go.

1645
00:40:56,429 --> 00:40:57,420
Neil McCarthy,

1646
00:40:57,420 --> 00:40:58,340
25 of Oregon.

1647
00:40:58,340 --> 00:40:58,769
Okay.

1648
00:40:58,769 --> 00:41:05,809
It's not Scott was arrested and charged with indecent exposure in
relation to the incident aboard American Eagle flight three nine two one,

1649
00:41:05,809 --> 00:41:08,219
which was flying from Chicago to Manchester,

1650
00:41:08,219 --> 00:41:09,380
New Hampshire.

1651
00:41:09,380 --> 00:41:10,920
What does that like a 45 minute flight?

1652
00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:12,460
You couldn't keep it in your pants.

1653
00:41:12,460 --> 00:41:12,599
Uh,

1654
00:41:12,599 --> 00:41:15,019
but was forced to divert to Buffalo.

1655
00:41:15,019 --> 00:41:18,219
Another Buffalo reference according to American Airlines spokesperson,

1656
00:41:18,219 --> 00:41:19,320
according to the complaint,

1657
00:41:19,320 --> 00:41:29,400
McCarthy told police during questioning that he likes to drink
Jack and Cokes and they had several before boarding his flight
in Portland and then several more during his layover in Chicago.

1658
00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:32,679
I'd love to see the credit card statements on that.

1659
00:41:32,679 --> 00:41:35,469
It's like 17 Jack and Cokes,

1660
00:41:35,469 --> 00:41:36,090
right?

1661
00:41:36,090 --> 00:41:37,280
$800.

1662
00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:37,909
Yeah.

1663
00:41:37,909 --> 00:41:39,960
Cost of two mortgages.

1664
00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:52,250
McCarthy say that during the flight he got up to use the restroom
and when he came back he was quote flicking the bean due to a,

1665
00:41:52,250 --> 00:41:54,500
due to a medical urination problem.

1666
00:41:54,500 --> 00:41:56,409
Where are you now?

1667
00:41:56,409 --> 00:41:57,730
First of all,

1668
00:41:57,739 --> 00:41:59,530
I thought that had a very different meaning.

1669
00:41:59,530 --> 00:42:02,610
There's a female usage.

1670
00:42:02,610 --> 00:42:04,210
That's what I thought.

1671
00:42:04,210 --> 00:42:05,059
Unless,

1672
00:42:05,059 --> 00:42:05,730
unless,

1673
00:42:05,730 --> 00:42:06,579
you know,

1674
00:42:06,579 --> 00:42:08,730
maybe just not packing.

1675
00:42:08,730 --> 00:42:09,510
Yeah.

1676
00:42:09,510 --> 00:42:10,000
To me,

1677
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:10,699
that,

1678
00:42:10,699 --> 00:42:12,809
that says a lot about you,

1679
00:42:12,809 --> 00:42:13,090
bud.

1680
00:42:13,090 --> 00:42:13,280
Uh,

1681
00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:15,070
please say that when they boarded the plane,

1682
00:42:15,070 --> 00:42:21,889
they obtained a cell phone photo from a passenger in row two that
showed McCarthy exposing himself and urinating on the plane.

1683
00:42:21,889 --> 00:42:23,659
Police obtained statements from staff,

1684
00:42:23,659 --> 00:42:27,880
including a flight attendant who initially
pointed McCarthy out to law enforcement.

1685
00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:28,719
You snitch.

1686
00:42:28,719 --> 00:42:32,570
McCarthy was charged under title 49 us code section four,

1687
00:42:32,570 --> 00:42:32,980
six,

1688
00:42:32,980 --> 00:42:35,570
five Oh six with exposing his penis.

1689
00:42:35,570 --> 00:42:40,489
He faces a maximum penalty of six months in prison and a $5,000 fine.

1690
00:42:40,489 --> 00:42:40,840
Man.

1691
00:42:40,840 --> 00:42:42,849
So it was just out there for everyone to see.

1692
00:42:42,849 --> 00:42:46,590
It was out there for everyone to see as well as his peepees.

1693
00:42:46,590 --> 00:42:48,079
Could you imagine that story though?

1694
00:42:48,079 --> 00:42:50,050
Like you're just some innocent passenger on that plane.

1695
00:42:50,050 --> 00:42:50,530
Yeah.

1696
00:42:50,530 --> 00:42:50,980
What do you do?

1697
00:42:50,980 --> 00:42:52,130
You can tackle the guy.

1698
00:42:52,130 --> 00:42:53,809
He's got his dick out and he's pissing everywhere.

1699
00:42:53,809 --> 00:42:55,630
Imagine you're on the plane for work,

1700
00:42:55,630 --> 00:42:56,010
you know,

1701
00:42:56,010 --> 00:42:59,929
and you don't make it to your next stop to
make the meeting and your boss calls you.

1702
00:42:59,929 --> 00:43:00,400
You're like,

1703
00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:00,710
boss,

1704
00:43:00,710 --> 00:43:02,730
you're never going to believe that.

1705
00:43:02,730 --> 00:43:03,059
Uh,

1706
00:43:03,059 --> 00:43:03,610
guy,

1707
00:43:03,610 --> 00:43:05,250
I was on this plane.

1708
00:43:05,250 --> 00:43:06,619
I swear to God,

1709
00:43:06,619 --> 00:43:09,469
drunk guy pulls his dick out.

1710
00:43:09,469 --> 00:43:10,449
I swear to God.

1711
00:43:10,449 --> 00:43:11,769
Starts pissing everywhere,

1712
00:43:11,769 --> 00:43:13,329
pulls his dick out.

1713
00:43:13,329 --> 00:43:15,150
They got to land in Buffalo.

1714
00:43:15,150 --> 00:43:15,449
Uh,

1715
00:43:15,449 --> 00:43:17,449
I'm getting some wings.

1716
00:43:17,449 --> 00:43:18,929
I'm sorry.

1717
00:43:18,929 --> 00:43:20,829
You got it at that point.

1718
00:43:20,829 --> 00:43:21,590
Yeah.

1719
00:43:21,590 --> 00:43:22,889
What an insane story.

1720
00:43:22,889 --> 00:43:23,210
Uh,

1721
00:43:23,210 --> 00:43:26,210
have you ever thought about taking your dick out on an airplane?

1722
00:43:26,210 --> 00:43:26,570
I mean,

1723
00:43:26,570 --> 00:43:27,400
I haven't,

1724
00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:28,099
I don't know if I should say,

1725
00:43:28,099 --> 00:43:31,289
I guess the statute of limitations has passed cause it's been like 15 years,

1726
00:43:31,289 --> 00:43:36,690
but I did have a girl once request a blanket from the flight attendant.

1727
00:43:36,690 --> 00:43:36,980
No.

1728
00:43:36,980 --> 00:43:40,570
And I think you can fill in the rest with your imagination.

1729
00:43:40,570 --> 00:43:41,090
Well,

1730
00:43:41,090 --> 00:43:42,260
so technically,

1731
00:43:42,260 --> 00:43:42,659
yes,

1732
00:43:42,659 --> 00:43:43,329
I have.

1733
00:43:43,329 --> 00:43:43,820
Okay.

1734
00:43:43,820 --> 00:43:44,530
Nevermind.

1735
00:43:44,530 --> 00:43:46,289
Actually it was done for me.

1736
00:43:46,289 --> 00:43:48,630
I should say that it was done for me.

1737
00:43:48,630 --> 00:43:50,250
I was not the culprit.

1738
00:43:50,250 --> 00:43:51,210
Plausible deniability.

1739
00:43:51,210 --> 00:43:51,820
Okay.

1740
00:43:51,820 --> 00:43:52,519
Yeah.

1741
00:43:52,519 --> 00:43:52,929
Okay.

1742
00:43:52,929 --> 00:43:53,329
Well,

1743
00:43:53,329 --> 00:43:54,039
you know,

1744
00:43:54,039 --> 00:43:55,489
it's good flight.

1745
00:43:55,489 --> 00:43:57,539
It's going to go fuck myself.

1746
00:43:57,539 --> 00:44:01,389
I had someone to do it for me.

1747
00:44:01,389 --> 00:43:58,900
It was great.

1748
00:43:58,900 --> 00:43:59,590
Oh,

1749
00:43:59,590 --> 00:44:02,619
but you know what?

1750
00:44:02,619 --> 00:44:04,059
Not a whipping it out.

1751
00:44:04,059 --> 00:44:05,530
Show airplane show.

1752
00:44:05,530 --> 00:44:06,150
Yeah.

1753
00:44:06,150 --> 00:44:07,409
All those things.

1754
00:44:07,409 --> 00:44:08,130
I was like,

1755
00:44:08,130 --> 00:44:09,250
how do I say this?

1756
00:44:09,250 --> 00:44:09,710
Uh,

1757
00:44:09,710 --> 00:44:10,300
all right.

1758
00:44:10,300 --> 00:44:12,119
This feels like a great time.

1759
00:44:12,119 --> 00:44:14,329
It's a music and get out of here.

1760
00:44:14,329 --> 00:44:17,630
And I want to let you let everybody know the most secretive story of your life.

1761
00:44:17,630 --> 00:44:17,980
Oh no,

1762
00:44:17,980 --> 00:44:18,989
there's way,

1763
00:44:18,989 --> 00:44:21,139
there's way worse stories than that.

1764
00:44:21,139 --> 00:44:23,219
That was a good story.

1765
00:44:23,219 --> 00:44:23,670
Anyways,

1766
00:44:23,670 --> 00:44:24,739
thanks for listening.

1767
00:44:24,739 --> 00:44:25,699
Thanks for all that shit.

1768
00:44:25,699 --> 00:44:27,230
Follow us at crafty Republican,

1769
00:44:27,230 --> 00:44:27,780
of course,

1770
00:44:27,780 --> 00:44:30,840
at flex me beer underscores in between a eight Oh five,

1771
00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:31,289
five,

1772
00:44:31,289 --> 00:44:34,409
three beer mail at crap your republic.com.

1773
00:44:34,409 --> 00:44:35,980
I think that's everything.

1774
00:44:35,980 --> 00:44:39,940
I hope everyone is staying super duper hydrated out there.

1775
00:44:39,940 --> 00:44:40,579
Wait,

1776
00:44:40,579 --> 00:44:42,099
wait to change it up.

1777
00:44:42,099 --> 00:44:42,699
Sorry.

1778
00:44:42,699 --> 00:44:43,969
That's too weird.

1779
00:44:43,969 --> 00:44:44,639
You know,

1780
00:44:44,639 --> 00:44:45,619
on that note,

1781
00:44:45,619 --> 00:44:47,139
good night everybody.