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How are you?

Chelsey goose?

Oh, my God.

I'm good.

I got to say a little bit exhausted.

A friend's birthday occurred yesterday, and that's a weird way of saying at a

And we went to the Renaissance fair, which has never been on my personal

I've never been to a Ren fair.

I had never been either.

I got, it was better than I thought it was going to be.

Like, I, I have a lot of anxiety and crowds.

you have to dress up?

Well, that's the other thing.

So at first I was invited to go to this birthday thing.

Of course I was going to go, it's a very good friend.

And I was like, well, I'm not going to dress up because I don't want to like masquerade

And she was like, you're going to look weird.

Like you needed.

Yeah.

And so I was like, ah, I guess I have to dress up.

And then I had to buy a costume.

you have pictures?

And like, I also, like, I don't like to do any of these rights.

So I was literally the photographer the entire time I like looked really cute and there were

I want to see, where did you just buy on Amazon or something?

I, I think I looked really, cause at first I was going to be a Viking

Fair.

I should like try a little bit.

So I was like a fairy, like with a flower crown.

It was

Kim?

Yeah.

I pulled it off and it was a lot more fun and a lot less crowded

Nonetheless, I am going to have a complaint about it later, but tell me a little bit while I find

That's a great question.

I've had a good week.

You know, things are chugging along.

I'm recuperating from having my sister and her husband and her two

I don't know.

if I mentioned, but my nephew Elliott, he got sick and so they had to take him to the emergency room.

And that that was a little sad because we didn't get to do a bunch of stuff that we

I did show him my thought of the podcast because we introduced him to

How'd he never seen it before.

No.

And he really giggled and loved.

I don't know if you remember in the beginning there was like a baker That

That sounds right.

it's almost falling the whole number and he thought that.

was so funny, but, um, yeah, so we're just recuperating and um, everyone else, all

Thank

yeah, I spent a good.

week.

Did you find your Ren fair pick?

Ooh, cute.

Yes.

I love it.

I love the crown

Yeah.

I mean, I had to wear a crown in honor of the queen dumb.

You look very tan.

I was Tang.

I've been getting T I mean It's so it was very sunny.

That's my first thought is like Turkey legs and then getting sunburned.

that's my of a rent fair.

that's accurate.

Well it good.

Wait.

So did you say that this might lead you into needing.

Lodge A Complaint.

Yeah, new location, new complaint, or really like new

So, you know, when you go to a line and there's like a congregation of people that are in

God.

Why are you standing there?

Like you.

Create traffic.

It doesn't make any sense out of all the places to stand.

Why are you choosing with your group to stand in line and then like a half an hour

Yeah, you are.

Yeah.

You are in line.

That does happen all the time.

What is that?

What is it?

I guess it's a lack of awareness.

awareness.

that's what it is.

wow.

Look around.

Notice where you are.

I feel like there'd be a higher level of.

Cognition right.

now after COVID that like, if you're at an event with a lot of people and you're near a lot of

Oh, cause they're in a line.

So like, if I'm in a clump with people that were not in line, I would want to make sure

Yeah, not everybody and not if you're on, you're probably like six, I don't know.

Kettle of me.

Hey,

Yeah.

Anyway, meta is actually not bad.

I am not a beer person and it tastes like a very sweet beer, but like not enough, like beer to

He has to beer.

It's more like a cider, I guess, like sweet alcoholic cider.

And the one that I got was like blueberry lemonade.

So it was about as like, Mike's hard lemonade as you get for me, it, you know,

Isn't there something in the Harry Potter world about me,

butter.

Oh, I thought there was something with the word meat, but maybe not.

But yeah, I feel like that was like a thing everyone was very into, well,

I have been on both sides of this complaint, unfortunately.

This is sort of a spinoff here, but this happens in Manhattan when you're like

And you're all like saying your Jewish goodbyes and at a street corner and it's just like,

And so like incoming walking traffic can't get up.

Like that gives me so much agita, but it is like the lack of awareness when you're

and it congested.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Well, I hear that.

I'm sorry.

Unfortunately, that problem doesn't go away.

Once you enter, what are we in the, When you leave the Renaissance era

When you leave the Renaissance and new enter the 21st century.

Yeah, unfortunately,

I know it exists everywhere.

um,

What's your complaint tray with that in mind.

So this has been on my list for a while, and it always felt a little weird, but I'm

Have you ever noticed that it seems that like people instantly forget manners or

You know, the horrors of getting a wooden key from a gas station and having to open the bathroom.

That's going to be a horse in also at an airport before, like the attendant has gotten

And they just like, completely forget how to be a human.

Like, why is, why are they so disrespected?

You would not do that in your own house.

I'm assuming.

I was going to say that might be an assumption.

Like I think there are people that regardless of the bathroom location, whether it be their

I can't imagine that someone who is very respectful at home and is putting down the toilet

I don't know, maybe either way.

I feel you cause.

It's such a crap shoot, especially at like a gas station bathroom.

In fact, when I go to a gas station bathroom and it's clean, I'm like, oh my God, this is amazing.

It's like you look around like, am I on candid camera?

Exactly.

But I'm not even talking about like disgusting bodily functions.

I'm talking about like, just a disarray of

Oh, toilet paper,

paper

towels.

not in the right spot.

countertop being soaking wet.

It's like, people like just don't any.

And I also recognize like you and turn it's disgusting.

So it's like, well, I'm not going to assume the responsibility of cleaning this.

So like, maybe that adds to it.

have it's so gross though.

Like I had like taken a paper towel, like a paper towels to like lift up other people's

that.

That is a, that is like such A'.

common thought of mine.

Yes.

Anyway, that is my complaint.

A'.

I agree.

I think like, just why, why, why can't we all just

Can you imagine if there was like a tiny little corner in like the gas

I know you cause you you've complained about the bathroom.

It doesn't have before...

Listener Voicemail.

Oh, Chelsey

one I'm so excited.

Oh my God.

This is my favorite.

You guys.

Okay.

What do we have?

What do we have?

All right.

So this is a listener voicemail from a listener named Jessica.

Okay.

Hey Queens.

My name is Jessica and I just had a Lodge this complaint.

As soon as it came to my head, I have to Lodge A Complaint.

Everything that needs to be charged.

Are you with me?

Like, okay.

We've got the normal cell phones.

Laptops.

Cool.

No problem.

Okay.

Then we got E readers, Fitbits watches, remote AirPods, headphones, clocks, speakers,

I feel like I'm charging something constantly all over my house.

I don't have a counter service available to cook on for all of the things charging and

That's That's my complaint.

I hope you guys are having a great day.

Bye.

God.

I love Jessica.

Jessica be my friend.

I don't even know who you are, Jessica, but I want to be

Jessica.

Wait, that's such a wait.

This whole charging situation totally shows up for me when I'm traveling.

And it just happened when I went to LA with you, because I have an apple watch.

I have an iPad, I have an iPhone and they all have different cords.

So it's like, I'm always

stressing out.

It's terrible.

We got to figure this out.

I'm so with you, Jessica, if there's one thing that I hate in the like, modern era that I'm

It's wires, wires, any kind things dangling off of things.

Like here's my opinion about it.

We have wifi.

What are we going to have wifi that also charges things.

if we do, will it cause cancer that's.

not going to say but I think that's exactly what it will.

I mean, we're probably getting it anyway from the wifi.

I know.

When do you think we'll get Do you think we'll get there like soon where we're wirelessly charging?

Like through literally just a signal,

reason I think we want is because I think apple makes too much money off of people

maybe those, no, I don't think it is unfortunately, but maybe they'll sell like a port

A hub.

I would buy that.

I would buy

but on this conversation, one of my biggest pet peeves, and maybe I should

have my laptop right now, stressing me

I hate it.

I Hate it.

There's courts everywhere.

Anyway.

Also get Jessica's point here because it's like everything that we utilize needs to

That's the worst.

I'm sorry.

I'm angry for you, Jessica.

Well, thank you for bringing this up.

Cause this was a great complaint that I hadn't even thought of, but at the

Agreed daily.

I roll my eyes at the courts.

Yeah, I think this is, Um, I think this is my college roommate, Jessica.

I have a guest.

If it is high, if it's not, Hey.

Let's be friends.

Thank you Jessica for calling in.

We appreciate that.

If you have a complaint that you want to Lodge, if you have a different opinion about one of our

That's right.

And now that we've heard our complaints and Jessica's complaints, do you think we should hear

I would love nothing more.

I would love it too.

So as you know, we are your trustee, Review!

Queens.

We each bring in a review from the internet that we feel needs to be inspected.

read you the Review!

break it down and rate the impact of the review on a scale from zero to five crowns.

It's a very Regal process That we call

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And Trey, I believe you are first today, queen, are you ready?

I'm ready.

Let's do it.

Let's do it.

Review That Review.

All right today, I'm going to share a five-star review.

Uh,

God.

Love it.

Okay, great.

Let's do it.

so this is from amazon.com.

Have you ever heard of it?

Um, I believe a M a Z O N, right?

Yeah, it's like the Amazon rainforest.

Okay.

Yes, heard of it.

So, okay.

So this is, um, a five-star review from Stephen R from amazon.com for Kaboom scrub free

I feel like this is like exposure therapy with all these long titles,

I'm okay.

I'm okay.

But just to clarify here, before we get into the Review!.

So I watched a video on this.

It is a, uh, toilet bowl system that you hook internally inside of the toilet bowl, so that

It's not like dropping a little tab or scrubbing.

Right.

It's like a built-in device, but it like every time you flush or whatever it is it yeah.

Okay.

I guess you knew what that was.

I've gone down many rabbit hole with this and always have

well maybe Steven, art's going to sway you.

I have a feeling.

Okay.

here we go.

Steven, ours Review!

subject as this actually works.

I live on long island on the border of NYC parentheses, born and raised in NYC.

And while the water here is delicious.

It makes pizza and bagels tastes so amazingly yummy, but it also leaves

If I don't constantly clean the toilet balls in my home, it will look

I read the product's claim and all their reviews, which honestly left me with very

I had to give it a shot, no tools and all installed and only five

And all I can say.

Quote.

Wow, fuck.

Get about it.

Dust stuff works.

Who'd a thunk.

Get and quotes parentheses.

That's the new Yaka and me talking.

God.

By now I would have to spray scrub and thoroughly cleaned the bowls

Not only is the bowl shiny clean, but it has that freshly cleaned smell.

Two, one more time, parentheses new Yaka to use people, not for

If yo want to clean bowl and you's guys are looking at.

Alda stuff, folk get about it by dis stuff because it works real good.

And cause I knows that use knows dat.

I knows that dis works real good, like, and you'll knows.

Two, if you's get some, and that's exactly why I recommend this stuff

Dear Two, parentheses.

LOL.

I hope enough of you have either watched enough movies that take place in New York.

Listen to, to Joey on friends or.

A few laughs.

We honestly only talk like that when we are talking to friends or other new Yorkers

Without anyone putting a gun to your head, to help you decide or not smiley face emoji smiley face.

Smiley face emoji and parentheses period, seriously.

And without the jokes, I was pleasantly surprised to see how well this works,

What an incredible time-saver not to mention the energy, sweat, and that gross feeling.

Whenever you clean your toilets, parentheses, leaving you to scrub one

I wouldn't have believed how well this does without testing it for myself.

And now I honestly can't say that this stuff really cleans and truly works exactly

All right.

So like.

Stephen R has given us a three for one, I think there were at least

I believe that there was the initial top Review!

then there is that middle new Yorker exclusive Review!

and then there was a final review at the end.

So any one of those three isolated probably could have been a Review!

Steven decided to give us all three.

I thought he's he was a little bit.

Spend a little bit too long at the fair with the whole new Yorker bet.

Yeah, right.

We could have dabbled in it and it would have been okay.

We hit it a little too hard, I think.

I guess so much of the timing it's about when to let go.

Exactly, exactly.

I mean, we really got Kaboom over the head.

to us.

I really went on a journey with us because I was sort of like, Hey, this is not funny.

But then the parents statical about like, LOL, I hope enough of you like

Like, then I was sort of like, oh, they're just like, I'm sweet, probably older

I agree.

I like that part of it.

I like, I always will applaud self-awareness.

Yes.

sort of hooked me back, but then you're Right, Then we did go

Well, okay.

So we, before we started this, you said you've gone down a rabbit hole of these

So would this, do you think that you would trust Stephen R.

I think Stephen R is like one of the most promising reviews

I usually end up like, not going forward because there's a lot of

And so I get nervous about that.

Cause especially like I'm in a rental and it's an older house.

I usually get to the point where I read, if you reviews that mentioned the

Steven didn't mention anything about the pipes though,

But they do mention that they've read like good reviews and bad reviews.

And so they were conflicted, but Yeah.

they don't about the pipe dam.

Yeah.

So I am assuming that there was none to that's good.

I've literally never heard of such a product in my life.

Oh, really?

I had to watch a video cause I was like, what are they, what is this?

really liked that.

They mentioned the no tools thing and that it was easy to install.

Um, I can't tell if this is like unique information.

I do think that there's value here and here.

That Stephen R was also on the fence and then decided to like, go for it.

And they're outrageously impressed so much so that they're in such a good

right.

Right now that I've saved all this time, cleaning my toilet.

Let me work on my staff.

But now I'm not sure if that, like, I don't know how to tell

I don't think it's a fluke.

I mean, I think the Kaboom generally is like a pretty good product,

I do think of Kaboom as being a little less toxic for some, I don't know why I'm

I just think of it as being a little more.

Light.

I don't know what that's even about, but I feel like it doesn't seem as intense as Clorox,

So I feel like it could mess up your pipes, but I don't know anything about that.

right?

The spelling grammar here was outrageous because they were spelling a dialect.

So that was like really challenging and the whole tirade and the new, any new Yorker, Y

Also the most challenging for me.

Like, I've read, forget about it before as one word.

They wrote H w O D da Huda Huda Huda.

Who'd a thunk it

I mean, it was like, I had to like stop for a second to like read it

And he always in the New York accent, dialect spelling it's works.

W E R K S but in the gay community, that's like, why park?

Oh, there were some random misspellings here and there, but it's definitely,

Um, focused on here with the spelling.

Cause I've I've, this is a first for me with reviews where they're doing

that's an interesting question then, because do you feel that, that you read this

Did you feel like you were fishing for the information because of this device?

I just thought it was so weird.

Like, I want to know more about Steven, like why what's going on,

right.

I didn't feel like I was fishing because you pointed out it's like

It just seems like so unnecessary and random.

I agree.

The only thing that I'm thinking, going through my notes as I'm like, okay, what were the key

If I was someone that was looking for a product, I would want to know this too.

And it is a little hard for me to find.

I feel like they are.

The water stands on the toilet being embarrassing, because like I dealt, when

Like I cannot be the person with the toilet, with the stains in it.

So I liked that.

They mentioned.

The stains and that the stain situation seemed to be resolved.

And they mentioned where they were.

Cause there is like a difference of your water based on location.

So I feel like that was good.

Obviously.

I said the no tools thing was good that it, that there is a fresh, clean

So I do feel like there's a lot of really good information here.

And I wonder again, if we were just too long of the fair.

And we missed an opportunity to really highlight those points.

Cause I did lose track a little bit.

Yes.

well, that is what's interesting.

Cause when you read this Review!

it is a sandwich because the subject is, this actually works.

And then the last statement as five stars and two thumbs up two thumbs up emojis that

Like I did.

I did get very excited when I saw this to read it on the show.

It's a fun Review!

for sure.

And I think the impact here is that I would want to buy it.

Like it makes me think like, oh, but now I'm scared because of the piping situation,

Yeah, I think I would trust Steven.

The one thing that again, like maybe personal bias, but I like, obviously I love in New York

I'm thinking about a

toilet.

Yeah.

When I first read it, I thought the stains and the toilet.

work

I know, I know.

I know.

All right.

I think I have enough information to count.

Steven.

How about you?

Sam.

All right.

So Chelsey and I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards and an effort to

We will simultaneously reveal our rating.

The Queens are Tabulating.

The school.

Okay.

I'm wanting a three crowns.

Trey is holding up four crowns.

I did three for Steven because I felt like, again, I've mentioned this, that I won't get

Ironically, we went on a little bit long and the Review!, I lost some of the

Taking it into consideration as to whether or not to buy the product.

But I don't know how effective Stephens Review!

is going to be for people to pull the trigger on this product, or if he's going to lose some

So that was why I went with three crowns.

How about you try why'd you go with four crowns for Steven?

I just did four cause I appreciated the jest.

And also once I thought that the humor was going on too long, I appreciated the like reality.

Like, I hope least gave you a smile.

And like, if we're talking about cleaning a toilet, I don't think of that as fun.

And so I appreciated that there was a sense of fun within this Review!

but ultimately I think Steven has sold me.

I want to try this very curious.

So that's why I went with for

Good job, Steven.

Are you sold a Kaboom?

good germ.

Good germ.

Steven R

All right.

Well, we'll take a quick break.

And when we come back, we can get into Chelsey's Review!.

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Why don't you share with us?

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All right.

I don't know why I decided to go with that.

I don't know why I decided to go Southern.

All right.

So this is for the very Renaissance fair that I attended.

It is the original Renaissance pleasure bear.

It's in.

Irwindale California.

This is a one-star review by Laura are on Yelp and it was only written one day ago.

So fresh.

Review!

hot off the presses.

Here we go.

Never made it in.

We were in within a mile of the entrance after an hour drive from where we live, we

Our car never moved.

We had bought tickets online, but didn't even make it into the festival.

Incredibly disappointing, a huge waste of time and very expensive gas to get there for nothing.

I will be contacting them for a refund.

We were there at 9:00 AM, so there should have been no problem getting.

Hundreds of cars were lined up and many people just like us turned out of line and left.

We lived in Houston, Texas area for 16 years and visited the Ren Fest every year.

The one in Houston, Texas is said to be the biggest and arguably the best

We never had a single issue.

Parking you just pay and are waved into the spots.

It's very fast and efficient in Texas.

Your vendors and performers missed out on a lot of customers in Los Angeles

Either got the parking running better or relocate the fair to a place with better accessibility.

I would tell everyone, I know at this point to not bother even trying to go to the Los

Okay.

I have a lot of questions

Okay.

Okay.

What time does the fair open?

So they did their due diligence.

They got there on time.

It opens, I want to say, like, they tell you to get there at nine, if you want to get parking.

So they did get there on time, but there is a little bit of a funny story with

Got a towel.

there was a warning about the parking situation, because

I'd taken up residence in a certain portion of the parking.

So they had to rope things off in order to accommodate the owls.

So the parking situation was much worse than it usually is.

So that's why we actually opted to Uber there.

So I'm not at all surprised that this happened, but what is frustrating as.

Email or, or wherever.

Jimmy, my friend's fiance saw the notice that told us about this.

It said, if you want to park get there before 9:30 AM.

So Laura did do what they said to do.

You know what I mean?

Where is this located?

It's around a reservoir.

So there's like a body of water.

And then it's like open park is the best way I can describe it.

Like I would imagine that if you're not there during the time of year, when it's the Ren

And how far from Los Angeles county.

I think it took us like an hour or so from where my friend lives,

It's past Pasedena

Oh okay.

this is like, this is like a grassy play.

Like it's not like not in

no, no, no, no, yeah, no, this is like off in a few.

Yes, exactly.

It's like Coachella for people that play Dungeons and dragons.

Well, okay, well, that's all of this is good information because

My first thought was, okay, why don't you attempt to go at a different time, but maybe

And then my other thought was.

Well, it's hard to compare LA to Houston, because I'm imagining there's more open space in

Yeah,

I don't know.

I've never been there, but this so us an open space.

So, I mean, I feel like parking, parking is always an issue, especially when I

So I don't want to say that statement, but like on that thought parking is always an issue.

And I do think that who is responsible.

Is whoever is putting on the Ren fair.

So they like, if there is a

because if you're selling the tickets, you should be

You have cut off selling the tickets when you reach the point where

Or

Or stagger people,

that's what I was gonna say, that maybe there wasn't enough knowledge

to see whatever.

But like there has to be some sort of structure in place.

To spread out the wealth throughout.

Cause how many days was the Ren fair?

I think it goes on for a little while.

I'm not exactly sure how long, but F I want to say like a couple of weeks, a few weeks, maybe the

Oh,

Like, it's like, it's a thing.

Well, that's why I'm saying, like, it's interesting that this was written a day ago

So it does make me wonder, is that.

Situation specific to this time period.

Like if, if they had full usage of the entire parking area, would this have been a non issue?

And they said that they drove like an hour away, but you kind of drove an hour away.

Yeah.

Well, will you bird?

Yeah.

Right?

Well, I guess my question is like, if they, if Laura actually are, I should say

because we're open for like 20 days.

Why don't you just come another day,

Yeah.

Or maybe they would give her, there is like a P a F a free, well, the funny thing about the

Oh God,

I can do I can't even go there.

But, so here's the interesting thing to me.

Normally, if I read a review and it's like, I didn't even get to go.

That's like a non-starter for me.

What's going to say that.

But when I was reading this Review!

I was thinking, especially because I, we did find out in a sort of

I was thinking, this is really important.

You know, like how you get there and if you can get there in a reasonable amount of time and

So that's why I thought there was value here, even though we don't get a review of the actual fair,

I agree, especially since this is.

Similar to a Comicon where it's like, people are dressing up, they're forward

It isn't just a carnival on the side of the road that you just pull over and go to.

Like, there's a lot of planning.

There's a whole community around this.

There's like a safety and feeling in a community that accepts you and like embraces you.

So like I recognize the disappointment.

right.

I do think it is sort of funny to be like this expensive gas, like you chose

One, the whole, this, it does trigger that thing for me about stop talking about

Cause you don't live there anymore.

So like I understand you're comparing this to that, but.

I don't know.

I recognize the frustration.

I think it is valuable for everything that you just said.

And I believe them.

I mean, I believe that other cars were turning and going and like, you know,

Is this common?

Or I don't know.

I mean, I feel like it not be a common thing because you have to have park,

I mean, I think that the, it must have been a common thing.

We had a really hard time getting out of there, like even just getting an Uber out of there.

So I think that there was something going on with the parking

but is that typical for every calendar gear or is that typical for the 2022?

I think it's typical for this year, but that was also another thing that I was

cause I thought it would be fun.

And we could talk about it a little bit more in the after show about.

Personal Review!

and experience, um, going to the Ren fair.

So that was why I was looking for it.

And as I was looking for an interesting Review!

and I found some older reviews, I thought that's not really useful because

So if I was going to go.

Yeah,

if I was going to go next year, I feel like the first place I would

Like.

I don't know, like, I don't know an old Review!

for something like this is not useful.

Well, it's interesting you went there cause I was just thinking

Who is this Review!

serving.

I imagine that people that are going now probably bought tickets a long time ago,

And you're like, oh, okay.

Like, let's just see what it's

I think Uber, Uber, you have to Uber.

If I read this Review!

I would just think I cannot drive there.

The driving there is going to be a nightmare.

But question,

Yeah.

how did the Uber get past the parking line?

Because there is a different line for just dropping off.

Yeah.

Wow.

And then when we left, I mean, it took us forever to get an Uber

So that was stressful

you were back in the Renaissance.

back in the Renaissance.

And nobody wants you on your phones, but they did come and pick us up right where we were basically

All right.

So what about the humor here?

I don't think don't think Laura's having any humor.

Laura's not in a good mood.

She's not in a giggly space.

think I can talk about the impact of my anything else for you?

Spelling and grammar was all good.

We use like some, all caps, but like no of is just a little like sprinkled here and there.

I thought it was a well-crafted Review!

an inappropriate length and I think that's it.

Yeah.

All right.

I think I can crown Laura.

Okay.

Let's crown.

Laura are.

are Tabulating.

The school.

It's three and a half, three and a half.

The Queens are unanimous or Trey.

Why?

Three and a half.

all Right.

So I sit there and a half, because I think there is a really large impact here, and that would

They didn't, I, I don't know.

I just said three and a half because it's a little more than average to me, but

You didn't experience a, you know, so, and it may be, there was a

So I sit there and a half because I can't guarantee it.

This is going to be every single person's experience.

So for that reason, three and a half, what about you?

Why did you do three and a half?

I completely believe that this was Laura R's experience based on what was happening,

And I think that this is a good cautionary tale for someone that is looking to go in real time.

I could only give three and a half because like I mentioned before, We never got in the fair.

So I can't really give you any more crowns than that because you didn't, you didn't get to

So for that reason, three and a half crowns for you, Laura are.

Fine.

I can't wait to hear more about this Ren fair experience on the after show.

Yeah.

Yes.

All right.

My queen, we have reached the most Regal portion of our show.

Who are you?

Trey in ducting for...

My Royal Highness!

So this week, I am going to induct a product that was recommended

Okay.

I don't actually know her shit.

There was one year on the view where for December, they were doing recommendations and

Okay.

And what it is basically a black canister that contains two metal canisters

So then you can pour or brew your coffee

And make it

from your drip and to this canister.

And it makes it iced.

Oh, wow.

This is the perfect product for you,

It's the perfect product because you aren't diluting the coffee with ice.

That's going to turn to water and like disgusting.

And you can do it with iced tea.

You can make ice tea, like brew, hot tea.

it with Y.

And like, if you want to chill your line, you can do it with anything against.

Uh, hyper chilled experience.

truly lovely.

You can buy them on Amazon.

They do have a website.

They like instantly sold out.

This was maybe three or four years ago on the view, but I have told so many friends about it.

They've purchased them.

Everyone's obsessed with that.

It's called the hyper chiller Gina's product.

I love it.

I highly recommend it and has had a huge impact in my life because I am Such a consumer.

of

Such a

love it.

Thank you, hyper chiller.

And I hope that everyone listening goes and gets one because it is everything.

Oh my goodness.

I'm so happy for you that you found that product.

Cause you had a complaint recently about melted ice,

Oh, right?

Oh, that's funny.

Oh, that is funny.

Yeah.

here I am drinking from my Hyper Szilard

Hyper chilled.

hyper chilled coffee.

You're so chill.

I'm So chill.

And I'm so excited.

Here we are.

We've reached the end of another round on the R U a R Q Ferris.

So close to a full year around the fairest.

Y'all, it's pretty

that wild.

really crazy.

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