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There's way more in that class. Howard.

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Welcome in everybody. It's the craft beer republic.

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Thanks for drinking. Thanks for joining.

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I'm Greg and that is the timing chain to my master cylinder.

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And that's Flex. What's up, big fella?

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I don't even know what you're saying here. Car stuff.

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Yeah, I just knew I needed to get one of those fixed. Yeah.

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And you did finally. Yeah. Finally 4 or 5 months later.

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Seven weeks later. Yeah. But you got your car back. Yeah.

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After seven weeks. Yeah. Yeah, that was cool. Yeah.

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He's a whole man again. Uh, but alas, not a car show. Yeah.

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Long story short, don't buy Audis. Hey, how dare you? Uh oh, crap.

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I know Flexy tell me all the horror stories of owning an Audi

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out there and I'm like, shit. Yeah, it's great, it's great,

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it's great. Until it's not, it's great until

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it's not. Anyways, uh, beer stuff. Let's see. Follow us.

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@CraftBeerRepublic @Flex_me_a_beer underscores in between.

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Lots to get to today. Hey, our good friend Erica left

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us a voicemail from vacation. I'm very. Excited. Where is she now?

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Like, uh oh, the Taj Mahal? Yes, the Taj Mahal.

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She's climbing Mount Everest. Uh, she's doing all the things,

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so we'll get to that. I did some research that I'll talk.

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In fact, my beer came from said research. Okay. Got some booze news.

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All of that good shit. Uh, shout out to our top listing

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city of last week. And that was Ashburn, Virginia.

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What's up? Ashburn? Ooh. I don't know anything about Virginia.

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It's not West Virginia. At least I was just gonna say.

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At least it is not West Virginia. Yeah. So you got that going for you.

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Which I did. I did have to Google a little

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geography. Uh, since we're heading to Kentucky.

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Oh, yeah. I needed to make sure I was far

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enough from West Virginia that I wouldn't get killed.

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Oh, I didn't think about that. Are you far enough?

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Yeah, I think just where where Louisville is, because it's like,

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essentially like, right over the border from Ohio, like Cincinnati.

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Okay. It's very close. It's like an hour drive.

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Hour, 20 minute. So we're still a good distance

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away from West Virginia. Okay. Glad to hear. It. Yeah.

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I don't think they could walk fast enough.

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I think by the time by the time they, you know, because I don't think

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they drive cars there. No, no, no,

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but horses can travel pretty well. Yeah. I thought they ate the horses.

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Well, that's after the horses get tired.

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They ride for a while, then everybody gets hungry. So. So?

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So regardless, I don't think they. Yeah, I did the math.

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They can't get there in time to when we get there and we leave.

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That's good. I mean,

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but first they'd have to hear you put down the mash paddle Cattle from

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all the moonshine they're making. Let their cousin wife know

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they're gonna leave the house. Meanwhile,

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they're just speaking in tongues because they don't speak English.

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Let all their nephew sons know. And by the time they mounted old

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glue stick, they'd be hungry. It's time to eat the horse.

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So you're safe either way, is what I'm getting at. I'm okay.

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I'm glad you did the math, too. Yeah. Did the the white trash math.

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Damn it! But. Hey, Ashburn, you are not on that

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side of Virginia. Definitely not. Thanks for listening.

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Thanks for listening. Jesus. We're all gonna die.

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If you don't mind, I'm gonna talk about my beer.

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It leads into a story. Yeah. Please do. I love my beer. I love my beer.

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I love my beer. I love my beer. Oh, yeah. I am drinking Casa Agria.

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Space craze hazy IPA. Space. Space craze eight and a half.

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Oh. Excuse me. 6.5%. Has A391 on untapped.

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1500 ratings. Chick's hot. Oh! On the can, the space chick?

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Yeah, yeah, I'd hit it. Stuck my dick in the can earlier.

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Damn it! Are we just talking about dicks?

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I sent you the picture of the poppy can. That's right.

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This is something about being juicy or something. Yeah.

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Uh, I might have deleted the picture, but. It's for the best. Yeah. Anyway.

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It wasn't. I'm sorry. Can we just. It wasn't my dick in a can.

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No no no no no. It was. Definitely not. It was the can.

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And it said something provocative on the back and I can't remember what.

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Uh. Anyways, this beer,

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they say launching from Oxnard, California, is Space Craze and Out of

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This World hazy IPA blasted with select US and Southern hemisphere

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hops for a juicy expedition to the outer depths of flavor.

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Notes of nectarine, passion fruit and pineapple.

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Guide you into the unknown. On the nose buds. It's real light.

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Real light. Nose. I am getting what I think is

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passion fruit and some citrus, which is probably the nectarine,

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but for my. Nectarines, not citrus. What is nectarine? Stone fruit.

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Stone fruit? I'm a dumb. Some sort of citrus on the nose.

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We'll call it not not. Not nectarine. Nectarine. Nectarine. All right.

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For my next trick, I'm gonna fuck up the flavor profile. Okay.

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That is delicious. passion fruit. Not nearly as big on the tongue,

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but I am getting the stone fruit and still getting a lot of citrus.

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Pineapple? A little bit. They talked about pineapple in the

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script. A little bit of pineapple. Uh, but really getting the stone

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fruit and some citrus in there. And I mean, look at the color on

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this bad boy. That's wonderful. It is perfectly hazy.

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And at 6.5%, that has got to be just solid.

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It is a fucking daddy. Oh, daddy. Daddy, daddy, this is so good.

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We all know I love casa. Anybody who asked me, hey, like,

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where's the best? Hazy in Ventura County. Go to casa.

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They always have the best hazy. Which is hilarious because Casa

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Agria means House of sours. Oh, is that what Agrio means?

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Oh, yeah. It's sour. Uh, they do sours and they do

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great sours. But I think as sours became more

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expensive and difficult to produce, they kind of shifted a little bit.

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Nothing wrong with that. Yeah. So now it's sort of hazy.

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I don't know. Um, but the other problem with the

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sours is they can't really have a lot on tap because of the lines.

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So if you go in the tap room, like, you can buy some bottles

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because they're for the most part, I don't know if all of their beers or

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all their sours are, but for the most part they're wild fermented.

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So like, you can't just have that shit

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everywhere so you can buy bottles, but it's hard to buy a bottle of

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a beer you've never tried before, especially when the bottle is like

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25 bucks because it's a wild, fermented sour, you know?

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So if I could try it on tap, I'd probably buy all the bottles,

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but it's not what they have on tap. Usually when it comes to bottled

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sour, I don't even need to try it. I'll just buy it.

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Yeah, I know I'm a little more cautious.

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The the wife is the same way because she loves sour.

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She's like, oh, you got a wild fermented sour. Yeah, I don't care.

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Husband get your credit card out. Right. Yeah.

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So, uh, anyways, this is delicious. This came from a little beer research

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I did last week with intern Brian. Oh. Yeah.

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Brian sent me some Casa Agria when I beat him in the World Cup bet.

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That's right. Yeah. Uh, we had, uh,

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a little boy's day out. It was me, interim, Brian and Marty

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the brew pup. Was it Saturday? Because I hear Saturdays are for the

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boys. I believe it was a Saturday. Now that you say it. Yes.

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Um, we went out with the the wives and went to, you know, the my wife's

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nieces do the whole dancing thing. The nieces do the dancing thing.

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And I've said it on the show before, I believe,

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which is if you're an adult male and you don't have children,

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they're like your own children. Uh, and you want to be there.

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You should be arrested on the spot. Yeah. That's weird. It weirds me out.

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I feel so like I want to support them.

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And her nieces are really good dancers.

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Especially the older one who's going to college for dance now.

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Has been accepted to some prestigious place, and I love to support them.

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But having to watch all the other children too.

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It creeps me the fuck out. They have like. Oh, does it really?

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Yes. Oh my kids. They do. They've done dance for the last

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4 or 5 years now. And like having to sit through

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the recitals when your kid has like a dance or two out of 18.

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Um, I don't feel weird at all. I just.

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I mean, I'm bored out of my mind, but it also creeps me out.

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Because there's, like some older kids, right?

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They have like, the, I don't know, like the competitive dance classes.

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Sure. You know, and the older niece is in

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that competitive and all that stuff. So like when you get to see those

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older groups like you really respect how much work and also like some of

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these kids dance like, I don't know, 7 or 8 different routines.

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Oh, totally. The older needs to like 12 routines

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in one show. Yeah. Fucking crazy. Like every other dance.

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And and she's nuts and she's great. And yes, the older I'm gonna say kids

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in quotes are much more fun to watch. But there's also a ton of the little

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kids coming out and they have, like, the pageant makeup on.

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Yeah, they look like bobbleheads. It creeps me the fuck out.

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I don't like watching them. They're always in, like, you know,

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bikinis or almost bikinis. Oh, really?

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And here's where I'm gonna sound like a really old guy.

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Like, they're always dancing to songs where I'm like,

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I know the meaning of this song. Do you know the meaning of this song?

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Oh. That's weird. It weirds me out. Yeah.

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You're making this sound very weird. And, like,

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all the teachers are about our age. Maybe, and some of them are younger,

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so we'll say, like, our age, you know, 30s to our age.

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And it's like, I know everyone here knows what these songs mean.

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Not to, like, sound like my mom when she'd catch

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me listening to rap and, like, tell me to turn it off or whatever.

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But it's like, this is not I don't want to see

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you shaking your ass to this song. Yeah, it, uh, I can understand

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where you're going with that? Like, you know,

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it's cute for the parents who have the kids in the show. Exactly.

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And if I could just see an entire show of only the nieces.

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I'm in. Go watch them. Great. They're good. No problem.

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But anyways, all that to say, I was excused from having to go

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to this show. And, uh, so. And Deb went to this show as well,

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because not only does Deb know the wife's nieces, but she also has

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another friend who's got a daughter in it. So they did a whole thing.

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They went and had happy hour. Then they went to the dance.

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Brian and I went and, uh, we had lunch and we hit up some breweries.

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We hit up Poseidon Brewing. We. Yeah. Hadn't been there in forever.

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Here's the thing. I will say. Poseidon's old school. They're solid.

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You know what you're getting? If I have one complaint,

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they've been on the show. They're friends of the show.

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My one complaint, Poseidon, is they don't ever change things up.

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Their tap list has looked exactly the same for, like, the last ten years.

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Come on. And it's like. All right, you can't have all.

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Cause, you know, have a few chords. Yeah,

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like flagships are cool and all, but. But don't have only flagships.

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And it's not like they have a short tap list.

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They just have the same fucking short or long tap list that

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they've had for a long time. So I'm just like, hey guys,

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you do good work. Mix it up into some other good work.

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Experiment a little. Right. So went there. Had a few.

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Had a flight, went to Casa, obviously.

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Uh, we went to, um, Bottle and Pint, which is like a, you know,

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a shop where you get whatever you want and had had some beers there.

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Uh, later in the day, we actually ended up at Coley and Nick's house,

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had some barbecue, had some more beverages, that kind of stuff.

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Finally the wives met up with us, picked us up because we've been

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drinking all day. So smart. Yeah. So it worked out.

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It worked out perfectly because they came over like, yeah, come over to

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Nick's house. You guys can eat. It's not because we need a ride

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home at all. It's so you guys can come over

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and eat and say hi to everybody. And, you know, Nick had a

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brisket on that kind of thing. So nice. Worked out perfectly.

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You know, we got the drink and then we got the brisket and then

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we got a free ride home. That is a top notch evening.

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Yeah. So it worked out well. And I got this, uh,

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this casa as as part of my research. Well, you're the real winner here,

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Greg. Yeah. That's true. I'm living life the right way.

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Ice pack and all. We don't need to talk about the

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ice pack that I literally am sitting on right now.

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Because my low back hurts so fucking bad. Oh, boy. So fucking old.

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People keep telling me I should stop wakeboarding and I should start,

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like, surfing instead. And it just looks so fucking boring.

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Really. Surfing behind the. Boat. Surfing looks cool. Behind the boat.

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Not in the ocean. Oh, wait. What? Yeah,

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like you can surf behind a boat if the boat puts out a big enough wake.

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And it just looks really fucking boring to me.

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Because you're not jumping. Yeah, you're just standing and maybe

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doing a spin. Riding the wake. Yeah. You're just riding the wake.

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Maybe do a little spin a Rooney or something. But, uh, that's about.

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It. Easy there, Booker. Yeah. Five time. But I want to.

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I want to go fucking hit some jumps on the wake, even if I

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can't walk for a week afterwards. Hashtag worth it. More power to you.

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Yeah, it'll put me in a wheelchair by the time I'm 45,

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I'm sure, but worth it anyways. Do any research lately?

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You get out of the house. Um, man, have I gotten out of

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the house. No, I haven't. All right, that's fair. No.

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Oh, yeah, I lied. Just kidding. I just said, was it last show that I

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went with my kids to Eagle Park? Oh, yeah. Right.

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Um, I didn't even get to talk about it.

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This was really, really interesting. So, you know, I've been on, like,

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this seltzer drinking diet kick, whatever.

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Um, so they had their anniversary party back.

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It was like Father's Day, the Saturday before Father's Day.

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Didn't go to that because I worked. But when I stopped in, they had these

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seltzers that they brewed with soft serve ice cream. Hmm. Interesting.

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And it was very interesting. It was almost like unappealing.

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Yeah, a little bit. My friend. Bartender, I don't know if he did

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this on accident because we had talked about it, uh, while I was

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ordering, but he poured a bad can o, you know, like he just.

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Oh, it overflowed in the glass. So he got this customer a different

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can and poured that one very nicely. Mhm.

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Next thing you know, I have this glass of, uh,

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soft serve ice cream, brewed seltzer sitting in front of me.

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Just cleaned it up and it was watermelon lime seltzer.

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Brewed with soft serve ice cream. And let me tell you, Greg.

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Tell me. It was fucking delicious. Like, really 100% delicious.

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Because it sounds weird. Um, I would recommend,

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as he did, to serve it over ice, and it kind of took away from like

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the consistency because it was a little bit on the thick side.

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Like it would make for a good dessert drink.

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You know, you finish dinner, have a little bit more of this

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and just, you know, kind of wash everything out. It was phenomenal.

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So I only had the watermelon Lime. They do have two other ones that

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will only be there as long as they still have the cans,

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because it was like a specialty brew for the anniversary. Okay.

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You don't put that shit in lines. Yeah, the other one was Pineapple

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Fluffy Whip and then the specto cooler that I drink, the orange one,

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the Ecto Cooler. Nostalgic. Uh, they did that one with the

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soft serve, which I didn't try that either,

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so I'm hoping to make it back. They still have the cans.

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Either try them out or just fucking buy them. Try them at home. So.

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Sounds interesting. I mean, I would try it,

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but it sounds not appealing at first. You should have seen my face when

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he was telling me about them. It was like I wanted to try one

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so bad, but I just kept reading the descriptions on these beers

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and I just couldn't get myself to or the seltzers and I

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couldn't get myself to order it. The more I read, the less I want it.

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And he just kept saying, you gotta try one before you leave.

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You gotta try one before you leave. Like I said, lo and behold,

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he poured a bad pour. And it just so happened to show

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up in front of my plate. Hate when that happens. It's.

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It's the worst. And I wouldn't wish it on my worst

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enemy. Sure. Something like that. Yeah, that's what they say.

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All right, well, I guess I'll be on the lookout for soft seltzers.

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Yeah, maybe it'll be a thing, I don't know. Maybe it's the latest trend.

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Maybe, like sour IPAs. Never were 5 or 6 years ago.

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But what he was telling me, too, is because, you know,

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my whole thing with beer now, right? It doesn't work well with my gut.

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Oh. Digestion? Yeah. Just bloating. Bloating. Like the whole thing?

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I don't know, getting older sucks. That tastes good. Right?

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Like it's the worst. And I never thought in my wildest

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dreams, like, hey, I would really have to cut back on beer. Yeah.

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Um, biggest load of irony I've ever heard.

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He said the head brewer there had recently, uh, been having issues

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and is, like, medically diagnosed. Where? Like he can't drink beer now.

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Oh, was he, like, gluten free now or something?

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I didn't go into detail on what, you know, the diagnosis was.

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Yeah, but yeah, a head brewer of a brewery that he partially owns can't

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drink beer anymore. That's insane. I mean,

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he's got to be able to at least, like, quality control it, right?

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I'm assuming, like, maybe sips or try stuff, but. But no.

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No getting hammered on it or anything. Right?

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That'd be rough. Off crazy. Somebody called Alanis Morissette.

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Get a new song. Crazy. Wow. Uh. All right, well, uh,

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not drinking ice cream seltzers, but drinking a lot is our friend

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Erica, who went on vacation. Flex. This one's really gonna relate

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to you. And, uh, got a little hydrated, so

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let's let's check in with her. Hello? No one is available to take your

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call. Please leave a message after the

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tone. Hi, it's Erica from Also Craft

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Beer Republic, and I'm in Alaska with my family.

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Hey. Hey. And there's 17 of us. Uh, some of us are here right now,

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and we're in Alaska, and we're. We're drunk in Alaska.

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And it's not legal to be drunk in Alaska. But we are outlaws.

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Everybody listen. Outlaws say hey, hey.

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So that's all I have to say. Um, but just, um.

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You should try it sometime. You should try it sometime.

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There's no repercussions. All right. So far.

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We got two more days. Alright. Peace out for being drunk in Alaska.

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Man. This. This dates back to, like,

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episode one of @CraftBeerRepublic. It has been debunked. Yeah.

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My favorite thing ever was Flex drunk in Alaska. I am not drunk in Alaska.

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I how else do you act? Not drunk. Right? Except super suspicious.

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Well, you just you enunciate and you, you know, use great. Right? Diction.

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Is that the word something? I am definitely not drunk here

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in Alaska. I also like damn it. But I also like how she introduced

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herself as very Troy McClure. Hey, I'm Erica.

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You may know me from such shows as @CraftBeerRepublic public.

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Know the drunken Alaska thing. It just reminded me of the South

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Park episode, uh, with Stan's gay dog and their big.

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Gay Al's Big Gay Animal Sanctuary. Yeah, but they're also playing,

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like, the football game. Like the kids are playing like,

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tackle football in second grade. Mhm. And out of nowhere they have

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these random Asian announcers. I don't remember this part.

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And the Asian announcers are like making cracks at Americans.

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And you know because Trey Parker and Matt Stone they're hilarious.

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And they always like you know have pushed the envelope since day one.

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They have these super hard Asian accents for these announcers.

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And when they do these American accents, they're like very proper and

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Enunciated life to the fullest and like the contrast of the accents,

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is. It's too great. So, like. Drunk Alaskans. Right?

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When they make fun of the Americans, they're like, I think I'll use

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my credit card, you know? And then the announcers just

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laugh because it's, you know, making fun of Americans, right?

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That's what it just makes me think of, though.

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Like, if you're trying not to sound drunk, what do you do?

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Yeah, you talk like that. You know. You talk like you are not drunk.

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Well, I'm glad to see there's no repercussions for being drunk in

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Alaska. And for those who may be new

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listeners or something. We've talked many a time about

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how Alaska. What is it like 36oz per day,

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is your your limit on beer? I think it's even less than that.

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Is it less than 30? Yeah, it's some insane amount,

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but there's actually no way to keep track of it.

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Like they don't mark your hand that says you've had 12oz.

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But it's illegal. To which I know, you know,

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there's like gray area here because we've talked about this.

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It's illegal to appear intoxicated. I believe that is the law. Yeah.

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And it's also but it's also illegal on the serving side.

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Like you can't serve more than, you know, whatever ounces. Yeah.

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Mind blowing. Weird fuck in Alaska is weird.

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Well, thanks, Erica for calling in with your breaking news report.

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I have another friend going to Alaska later this year so we can have two,

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two, uh, little test rabbit rats that that go to Alaska,

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and they'll let us know what's up. Please slip, said friend.

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Our number 805 538 beer and have them call in while drunk in Alaska.

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Will do. Kevin, get the number. Write it down. Yeah. Kevin.

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God damn it. Write down the number. All right, before we get to some

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news, let's get to what Flex is drinking over there. Okay.

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In a world where craft beer is king. A world where muscles are bigger

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than growlers. Only one tongue can guide us.

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One man, one tongue. One Tongue-jobber.

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In this world, we must find out what is Flex drinking?

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All right, well, uh, beer number two on Flex.

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Kids picked this out. My favorite. They were pointing at a couple

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Trillium beers. Oh, because I had. It was a couple weeks ago.

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I had a Trillium beer. Yeah, 2 or 3 weeks ago,

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something like that. And I really didn't want to do

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another one for the, you know, just be like, hey, just had it.

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But at least if they're gonna go hype, they went like a good hype,

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right? Like apparently they know what

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they're doing. Yeah. Like they've learned from dad.

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It's kind of bizarre. Um, maybe I trained them, right?

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Maybe I trained them wrong, I don't know. Only time will tell.

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Yeah, but they saw the name of this beer, and then they said,

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okay, now you got to get this one. Uh, and imagine yourself as,

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like a ten year old kid. And this beer is called little

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space booties. I don't think I don't think that

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they understand the term booties is, you know. Not a. Butt, right?

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Uh, so when you're eight and ten years old, that's fucking funny

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to see. Booties on a can, right? Little space butt, right?

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So I'm drinking more brewing companies, little space booties.

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Um, so I had one of these similar beers a couple weeks back.

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It was at, uh, the root. Is it forbidden root?

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Something like that. The botanical beer.

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Remember the double dry hopped pale ale? Oh, yes.

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That was a little too botanically. Yes. Very. Too hoppy for pale ale.

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Yes. So little space booties. Here is a double dry hopped session.

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Pale ale. Mhm. And I was almost hesitant again

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on buying this beer. Yeah. Fool me once. But it's for the kids.

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For the children, it. Is for the children.

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Uh, so this is a Citra and Galaxy hopped pale ale. 5.5%.

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I do have the untapped here. It is a 3.2 thousand ratings 3.95,

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which is pretty solid for, I would say, a style like this. Yeah.

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And they say about as much as the can does.

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Session pale ale with Galaxy and Citra hops, a baby version of

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our DDH double space boots, which maybe I've had,

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I don't know, I can't remember. So on the nose buds here, it's hoppy.

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It's, uh, it's very hoppy. Enough said.

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I'm not really picking up any fruit notes.

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It's just, uh, shit ton of hops, man. These double dry hops,

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they are killing my nose now. Alright, so now,

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without further adieu, adieu, Edu. Uh, just dive in with the old

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Tongue-jobber. It's the moment we've all been

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waiting for. So this is good. Again, I'm really not getting

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too many notes. It's very herbaceous beer.

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Lots of hops for the 5.5%, uh, super light bodied, uh, drinks.

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Great little, uh, low end bitterness on the back end.

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Here, let me let me just take one more sip. Further research required.

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Yeah, just big time. Like green. Just real green tasting beer.

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It's not as hoppy as the double dry hopped pale ale I had a

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couple of weeks back. Four weeks back, five weeks back.

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It's probably a good thing. It is. There's a little lingering here

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on the tongue. It's not horrid. But again, if it's double dry hopped,

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it's something you expect. It's just really weird.

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Really bizarre coming from a pale ale, you know?

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So, um, bought a single can of this. Pretty sick. They did.

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It worked out for you, right? Would I drink this if somebody bought

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it for me? Absolutely. Absolutely. Would you buy a four pack?

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Would I buy a four pack? I probably would not. Fair enough.

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I should say that my beer, I. I was forced to buy a four pack

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because it's straight from the the brewery so.

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Well, but I'm also glad I did. Yeah, I was gonna say you you

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kind of lucked out on that one. Yeah, I mean, it was a safe bet.

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So more I've never had an issue with more like they do really

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great milkshakes, actually. If you can ever come across one

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of their milkshake happy days, they're to die for. Uh.

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This one, like I said, it's good. It's just these over hopped pale

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ales. I feel like pale ales shouldn't

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be like this. That's what IPAs are for, right?

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That's what exactly, just brewed IPA. Yeah, exactly. All right.

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You're killing my vibe here. Killing my tongue. Uh. All right.

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Little news before we get out of here.

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I was recently talking to somebody about the status of

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Anchorage Brewing. You know, they got bought out, like,

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a year and a half ago or whatever it was. With that cool video. Right?

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He's like, we're gonna redo and resurface and we're gonna come

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back and blah, blah, blah. And then, like,

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nothing ever happened again. So I went digging because I was like,

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well, if we're talking about then maybe other people want to

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know about an article from, uh, actually just a couple weeks ago,

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says former Anchorage Brewing employee Patrick Michael.

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Ooh, two first names. Can't trust him. Uh.

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I have two first names. Oh, that's right, you kind of do.

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Yeah. Flex is a first name, so. Yeah. Can't trust you. Damn.

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He told the San Francisco Standard, which recently wrote about the

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deafening silence around the resurrection of the brewery in

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the wake of the buyout. The standard shared this from

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recent visits to the brewery site. There have been no public

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announcements on what's next, and the facility is largely bereft

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of activity other than a skeleton crew of maintenance workers.

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The outlet reported that the new ownership group received a

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permit to brew beer in February of this year from the ABC.

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Local businesses also shared that the group has requested quotes on

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restoring the building's exterior. However, many former employees

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have moved on and restarting the brewery will be no small feat

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the longer it sits idle. Interesting that they have some

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maintenance crew there still working. I mean, obviously you gotta you gotta

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upkeep it, but also like you're paying these people and you're not

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making any money at all. Interesting. And yeah, what could they be

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cleaning if nothing's being done? Well, maybe it's landscaping.

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I mean, who knows? I guess you're right.

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Yeah, it could be anything. Or maybe they're fixing up the place.

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Yeah. Who knows? Or just keeping things dust free or.

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Yeah, or maybe they're just maintaining. Yeah.

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Uh, the nation's most okayish beer is going to Michigan.

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Yuengling is on its way to Michigan. The long expected expansion will

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begin with a draft rollout in bars and restaurants in southeastern

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Michigan on August 11th, with packaged beer expected to hit

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off premise retailers in September. I would say it's bizarre because

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I'm pretty sure Michigan touches Ohio and Ohio is where?

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Yuengling or Yuengling, Pennsylvania. Pennsylvania, I believe.

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Pennsylvania? Uh, yes. Pottsville, Pennsylvania. Okay.

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But so I actually looked this up on Untappd because something about

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Yuengling came up on a notification, and I know they signed that thing

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with MillerCoors or Molson Coors. Yeah. Like back to.

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Like five years ago or something. Right. To to expand. Right.

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Their distribution. And it was real vague on the details

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like are they getting bought out. Are they injecting some cash?

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What's the deal? Yeah. So I went to the find a beer on

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Untappd, and I did Yuengling. Where can I find Yuengling?

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Around me. Nowhere within 50 miles can I

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find Yuengling. Yeah, it's nowhere out here.

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But once you go over the border to Illinois, boy,

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you can get that shit anywhere. Oh, really? Yeah. Huh? Yeah.

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They really seem to just go state by state.

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Like, one little step at a time. Yeah.

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So maybe one day it'll get here. Um, and again, it's just okay stuff.

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But it's the most okayish beer in the country. It's very okay.

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It's very okay. I had one when I was in Florida.

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I saw it on the menu and I was like, hey, I gotta have it. I'm here.

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I got one at that old timey diner at, uh. Oh in Chicago.

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No, the old timey diner in Disney. Oh, in Disney. Yeah.

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And, uh, it was like, you know what? It's on the menu. I could use a beer.

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It's like 90 degrees out. Yeah. And I just I took a sip and I said,

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man, this is. It's okay. Yeah. Why do people talk so much about

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this? It's pretty okay. I think so much of what people

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talk about is just the fact they can't get it.

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Or is it the fact that it's, like, the oldest brewery?

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I mean, it's definitely got, like, a storied history to it,

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but I think if it was everywhere, people wouldn't give a shit.

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I don't know. I don't know. It's a weird issue like thing.

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I feel like if it was everywhere, I feel like it would be even

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bigger because of the history. I mean, maybe.

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I'm sure no matter what, it'll always be big in Pennsylvania

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because that's where they're from, that sort of thing.

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But I feel like if it was nationwide, every state had it.

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I think there would be an initial like, oh, we finally got Yuengling

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and all the beer nerds would, you know, kind of come a little bit

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and then go get their yuenglings. But once that wore off, I think

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people would actually stop caring. But here's my argument I feel like

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it goes beyond beer nerds, because when I went to a, I had a buddy

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who had a bachelor party in Ohio. Best bachelor party I've ever

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been to. For the record. Mhm. And, um, we stopped at a liquor

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store before actually going to the where the bachelor party was

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because it was actually out in Lake Erie on an island,

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and every single person except for me had purchased a case of Yuengling.

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And these are guys who weren't craft beer guys.

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They weren't beer guys in general. But they knew of where we were.

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They knew of what they could get, and they got it.

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And some guys even bought a second or third case to have extra to

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take home after the party. See, but based on what you just said,

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I'd imagine that if those guys had it at home,

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they wouldn't have done that. See, I feel like I could disagree.

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Or at least if they had it here, it would be in every other purchase

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like, oh hey, maybe they get a case of Miller Lite this time, and then

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the next time they get a Yuengling, and then so on and so forth.

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I mean, sure, it's going to be some people's go to

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it's going to be their standard, you know, whatever crap beer.

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But I think overall the hype would die down quite a bit if it

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was everywhere. You and I would think with taste

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buds. Yeah that's right. Once you had enough of it,

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it just tastes like another macro lager. Oh, no, don't shoot me.

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Shocker. I know, big shocker. Yeah, I don't know.

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I would rather drink high life. Just saying. It's half the price.

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It's delicious. Yeah, about the same. I think it's better. We need.

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Oh, fuck, I wish I could get it now. I want to do a side by side high

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life. And I would love to help you out,

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but I can't even get it. I know, I know, you can't.

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If anybody wants to help us out with this science experiment.

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Please reach out. Yeah. Do a little, uh,

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little domestic taste test. Yeah, a little beer. Science. Uh.

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All right, let's let's get get on with this.

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Texas governor vetoes the hemp ban. We've been talking about we've

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been following this a little bit. You know,

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Texas has this weird loophole, which I discovered when I was in

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Austin earlier this year where, like, they can still do,

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like the Delta nine, basically anything hemp derived,

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but like, weed's legal or illegal, excuse me and all that kind of stuff.

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And then there was this big bill to ban all that,

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finally close all these loopholes. Um, but there's also a big hemp

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industry outside of the high parts of it in Texas, like clothing,

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paper, that kind of stuff. Anyways, Texas Governor Greg Abbott

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has vetoed a bill that would have banned intoxicating hemp products

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in the state, sending the hotly debated issue back to the legislature

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through a special session tasked with producing strict, fair and

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legally sustainable regulations. This seemed like it was going to

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pass, and no hemp at all was going to be legal in Texas.

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But, uh, it was like last minute. That didn't happen.

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Maybe the governor likes to get. High.

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And maybe or he likes the money that it will bring in.

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Yeah, or maybe it brought him some money. So he changed his mind.

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Yeah. Sounds about. Right. Florida man. Hi, Vanessa.

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Hi, Vanessa. Flips car calls 911. Escapes ambulance and gets arrested.

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Escapes an ambulance. I've never heard that in my life.

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Escaping an ambulance. Never knew you had to escape an

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ambulance, did you? Till now. A 67 year old from century Florida

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had no business getting behind the wheel after having a few too many.

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But he did, slinking into his Nissan Versa and hitting the road.

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Oh, that's a tiny car. It's a tiny little car.

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But he didn't get very far. Spearing off highway four A,

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he rolled his little sedan at least once, but the vehicle

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ultimately came to rest right side up on all four tires. Cool.

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That's a pretty good trick. The Florida man then made what

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was possibly one of his only decent decisions of the day,

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calling 911 to report the crash and likely seeking medical attention.

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According to the community website for North Escambia, local fire and

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EMS units responded to the wreck, but the century resident was less

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than appreciative of the help. EMS personnel loaded the driver

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into the ambulance. He then reportedly became

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verbally abusive with the first responders at the scene.

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After that, the bad decisions just kept on coming.

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He escaped through the rear doors of the ambulance and made his way

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back to his damaged Nissan Versa. Despite the trauma, the rollover

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crash, the Nissan Versa started. Better yet, the Florida man was

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able to drive the compact sedan away from the wreck site.

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Authorities say he drove about a mile and a half before arriving

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at his nearby home. Of course,

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police were not far behind. A state trooper arrested the

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drunk driver after he slurred his way through a refusal to

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take a field sobriety test. When in custody, the man blew a.

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Uh, I'm gonna say .21. Shockingly low, 0.16.

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Blood alcohol concentration. I mean, it probably had been some

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time. Time had definitely passed. Well,

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I'm just disappointed because .16 was the first number to cross my mind.

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But I'm like Florida escaping an ambulance. Yeah.

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You know, that sort of behavior. I'm thinking we're well into the

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twos. Puttering away in a golf cart. A street legal golf cart.

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It's gotta be a little higher. Yeah, you would think. So.

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We'll end it with this one. One more Florida story for the road.

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A Gainesville man was arrested for driving while impaired and hitting an

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occupied crane on South Main Street at about 7:06 a.m. on June 7th.

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A Gainesville Police Department officer responded to a crash at the

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200 block of South Main Street and found a Toyota Corolla that had

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crashed into a stationary crane. The Corolla was severely damaged,

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including a roof that had been almost entirely torn off by the impact.

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I could tell you what. Cranes don't move. Yeah.

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You're not wrong there. Yeah. I mean, in case any.

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Anybody out there didn't know. Cranes don't move.

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I mean, sometimes they do. Well, you know,

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but they're not gonna budge, right? Uh, the officer noted that the

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driver identified as Bowles. Bowles. B o l e s Bowles had red,

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watery eyes and droopy eyelids. Post-miranda Bowles reportedly

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said he had just finished his shift at the Five Star Pizza and

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had been drinking at work. Don't forget,

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this is 706 in the morning. The officer reported that Bose

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performed poorly on field sobriety exercises and his breath samples

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provided later at the jail measure. This is a good one.

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Ah, it's a good one. It's a good one. I'm gonna go with the 0.24 to be

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three times the legal limit. 0.277. Wow. That's heavy. That is heavy.

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Well over three times the legal limit.

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Uh, Bose co-worker was reportedly following him in another vehicle

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and saw him hit the crane. Two workers were in the crane's

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bucket, about five stories in the air when the car hit the crane.

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Terrifying. That'd be horrible. A third worker was directing traffic

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and reportedly told the officer that the Corolla passed him at a high rate

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of speed before hitting the crane. He's been charged with shocking DUI

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with property damage. Okay. Yeah. 706 in the morning. He's blown a 277.

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Well, that that third shift, you know, five star pizza shift

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that's going to get you. That is gonna get you a lot of

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Yingling that night slash morning. It was it must have been a slow

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night. I want to know if he's driving

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at seven in the morning. Do you think the pizza place is open

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24 hours. So we. Let's see here. Did they close at two?

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And they hung out. We have some pizza places here.

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I should say one pizza place that's open to, like,

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2 or 3 in the morning. Okay. I know in college towns,

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these pizza places. And even, like, there's certain

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qdoba's I've been to that are are open like midnight to like,

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seven in the morning because of the bar scene and the. Sure.

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You know, just the traffic that comes in for the breakfast meals And so

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maybe they're open a little later, you know.

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And then the cleanup and the whole shift kind of switch over.

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Maybe he's there till, I don't know, six. 630. All right, all right.

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Maybe. Doubt it, but maybe I have to. Speaking of Qdoba, when we were

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in Florida, we went to this place for breakfast one morning,

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and across the street was a Qdoba. And the wife looks across the

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street and goes, what? What's Qdoba? What is that place?

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I was like, you've never had Qdoba. What? And she goes, no.

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And I was like, well, first of all, Flex. Is. VIP at Qdoba. Well.

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Formerly VIP. Formerly. But we may need to make ourselves

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hungry again and go like it is. It is Chipotle on crack like it

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is so good. It's so much better. So we did have so we had a new

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Chipotle open up by us. We tried it. It was it was good. It was not.

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As good as Qdoba though. It was it was good.

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But it just doesn't hit like Qdoba hits. it? No.

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And to be fair to Chipotle, I've not been to Qdoba in a decade.

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But last time I was there, I fucking loved it. Oh man. And the best part?

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Have you ever had their breakfast burritos?

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No, I've only had lunch. Oh, man. So when we used to, we we have one.

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I'd say it's about 15 minutes away. That opens at 6 or 7 a.m..

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And they do breakfast burritos for the first three ish hours of the day.

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But when we used to visit my friend when he went to Butler University,

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there was a Qdoba on Broad Ripple, which was like a big, uh,

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social district street in Indianapolis suburb of Indianapolis.

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And the Qdoba on Broad Ripple was open.

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That was like, that's where I'm talking about,

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like the late night bar shifts. Yeah, you'd have a line out the

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door at 3 a.m. because people just want their breakfast burritos.

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Yeah they do. And you get the fucking they put

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hash browns in there or, like, potato wedges. Oh.

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And scrambled eggs, and then you get the choice of everything

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else or the beans and oh my God, it's just you can't beat it.

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I can't stand up. So I could with this guy with the

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706, I get it, it could happen. It could happen depending on the

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night. Is it a weekend? I don't know, but it could happen.

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Didn't say, but okay. Because if I had to deal with

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drunk idiots all night, sure, maybe I'd be drinking too.

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I don't know, I don't know. I can't tell you how bad I want

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a breakfast burrito now, though. You should probably get one.

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I bet your taco guy could hook you up.

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Oh, oh, not only could he, he has. And it's delicious. Damn it.

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We had him over for breakfast one time. Stop it. Right on.

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It's for my my sister the day. I don't know if you know this.

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My sister got married. What? Yeah. Wait. And you got a sister?

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I should have told you all this already.

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I'm so sorry to tell you on air, but I have a sister.

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She's gotten married, and the day after her wedding, we had him over

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and he did breakfast burritos. It's amazing. It was amazing.

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He did, like, chorizo and bacon and sausage and Boehner.

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I would have never let him leave. It was hard to let him go.

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Baby come back. You can blame. It. Okay.

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Uh, anyways, that's enough from us. I'm starting to sing.

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It's time to end the show. Means it is time to go. Yeah, yeah.

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Let's hit the real music here. Tell you all to follow us on the

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stuff. I hope everyone out there is staying

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very well hydrated. And on that note. Good night everybody.