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ChelseyBD, we're A' little late getting going, and you said you have something

to

know.

What's the tea?

You know, we're just, we celebrate all the victories that we can, but 'I 'I just

So we'll see.

We'll see what happens.

'I have that tomorrow morning.

miles the top.

Do you have to do anything different?

Not really 'I.

Think they liked what 'I did, so that's good.

'I do have to do laundry cuz you know the good old adage of you gotta wear, wear the callback,

The same

what, what you wore to the audition.

And 'I had the audition and then like ran all around town.

So 'I 'I, 'I needs A' wash.

So I'm gonna wash the wardrobe and just show up and, and do what 'I did.

to get this far and hopefully we book it, it would be A'.

Very exciting moment.

Well, fingers crossed, everyone, 'I know, everyone in the

This is

thank you.

conversation for people that aren't, that don't have

But, you know, you talking about wanting to, needing to launder, it reminds me that 'I

but you don't launder.

I'm starting to feel like 'I shouldn't, 'I don't

Oh no.

Should 'I not wash it?

No, you should do whatever.

Superstitions aren't real and they're only power to those who are weak to them.

But 'I feel like 'I can't alter the state at all, which like doesn't make

It's just some weird way to like disempower myself so

Well that will make me feel better if 'I end up needing to

. So 'I feel like I'll be okay.

'I know that you will be okay.

'I.

Know that the ability with which you can be hired as an actor has nothing to do with the

'I know that mentally and logically

Yes.

for other people, not for myself.

'I

Yes, thank you.

Thank you.

Well, so that sounds like you've been busy, right?

Yeah, we gotta celebrate even just the win of the callback,

How was your week?

Well, 'I feel like 'I was channeling ChelseyBD because 'I was sick.

Oh no.

'I know.

Thankfully it wasn't Covid.

'I.

'I did get very sick last Wednesday and went to bed early, and it was really obnoxious

And we were gonna go to do Korean barbecue, which is very popular.

It's the prominent cuisine in the town that we live in, and we haven't done it yet.

So we were like, we're gonna do it on Wednesday, and then we were gonna go to

'I, 'I felt hot, so, So 'I went to bed early and then literally slept until 7:00 PM on

Wow.

So like A', full day in bed.

Yeah, it was rough.

It was weird.

but now you feel okay.

Yeah, like 'I felt very weird.

And then 'I had to do A' A' double shift on Friday.

So 'I was like at my job for more than 12 hours.

And 'I, they ended up being fine, but 'I was like very worried.

'I didn't know if 'I was just gonna have to puke at any moment,

Oh no.

but it was okay.

You know, 'I felt 'I like 'I feel.

'I feel normal today.

It's now Monday.

So yeah, 'I feel better, but 'I was just like gone out.

And 'I woke up like at 7:00 PM on Thursday, and 'I was like, 'I have to post the Instagram 'I.

Wonder if ChelseyBD has noticed that the Instagram hasn't been posted today.

not noticed.

But it was like very funny that that was like with me, where 'I was

Oh my

oh, 'I have to do 'I.

Like,

ChelseyBD does not care.

well, my body knew 'I needed to do it, but

know 'I.

Mean 'I.

Know what you mean?

Cuz like 'I have my own little like tasks and timeline for things with A' podcast.

And 'I always like, is Trey it?

Whatever.

And I'm like, he doesn't care.

'I don't care.

Nobody cares.

Take care of yourself.

our responsibilities are like on our sides.

We're like, not, not paying attention, but yeah.

So, but otherwise, 'I have had A' A' pretty good week, so

Good.

Well, while you were laying down, were you like just ruminating over all the

Like being sick and you know, not being able to have Korean barbecue.

Oh my God.

'I have to tell you though, like beautiful segue, but the 'I 'I was actually looking

And like the raw meat, cuz they cook A' lot.

So 'I was just like, this is not helping 'I have to lay down.

Like that was really when 'I was like, 'I can't go watch raw meat be cooked in front of me, like

Not when you're sick.

It's not A'.

Good feeling.

back to the beautiful segue.

Yes, 'I am totally ready to.

Lodge, A', Complaint.

So obviously 'I would love to complain about when you're sweating

'I actually am today.

'I am gonna take the opportunity to complain about something that really bothers me A' lot more.

It happened today when 'I was getting A' haircut and it happens always, always at A' hair salon.

The really uncomfortable, awkward, small talk,

Hmm.

Yeah.

God 'I hate.

Yeah.

like 'I don't want to just sit there like silently cuz like that's also awkward.

But like, you know,

How long have you been going to the, to this particular place?

'I knew this was gonna be where we diverge in the road.

Cuz you shared on the show A' while back that you go to the same place you went to whatever.

So 'I just go to Supercuts and it's like whoever is there, whatever.

So it's like 'I don't always have repeat people like,

But 'I will say that 'I think that's one of the reason why 'I, like A'

Or the last time you were here we talked about this and so it's like more natural than like

It was 70 yesterday and 40 today.

You know, like how many times can you have that conversation on both ends?

Like it kind of makes me feel bad for the stylist too, cuz how boring.

'I know 'I, imagine that like bartenders probably have A', similar experience,

But like 'I feel like any, any customer service like hospitality places 'I feel

every time I'm getting A' haircut.

So yeah, 'I recognize it's because I'm like repeating this experience with different people.

But like today, the really lovely hairstylist was asking me about my wife and kids.

Sure.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Your

And it's like, ugh, I'm not gonna get into this conversation.

Like, but it's like, so I'm just like, 'I try to like move quickly cuz 'I don't want to talk

But like, you know, it's just very uncomfortable.

Like, cuz now you've said that and 'I don't want to have to have A' conversation that I'm.

like cuz 'I do have A' ring.

So they know, you know.

You're

Anyway, it's also, I'm just there to use the two and A',

Cut my hair, do some snips.

Let's get outta here.

Less than 25 minutes.

Like, come on, let's go.

Like 'I don't, this is not an opportunity for me to.

Teach you that.

You shouldn't assume that A', Meritor, you know, it's like not even about that.

It's just the small talk, isn't it?

Sort of like, oh, what?

Like what's your idea of like the best week?

It's like 'I.

It's just so fraught with tension because 'I don't wanna like get into this, you know?

It's like this is transactional.

But yes.

Your point about what is it like for the stylist, they must probably not care cuz

But 'I do feel A' sense, especially because 'I go to Supercuts that they probably are.

Recognized as human beings A' lot.

Like there is something about if you're spending less than 30 bucks on A'

So you probably like don't think of it that high.

And so what is the experience of the person that's serving that clientele?

You know?

So 'I do always feel A' pressure to like not be annoying or not be A' bad customer, you know,

Right.

You wanna be respectful, but you also wanna be left alone, which is perfectly acceptable.

always want to like acknowledge that they are breathing

Cuz that's very important to me.

But yeah, 'I didn't know where to go with the, you have wife and kids.

Hmm.

'I.

Don't know where to go with that.

You know,

like, yeah, 'I.

'I do actually,

'I.

Think 'I did just say yes.

'I don't even like, because it just, it happened so fast that 'I was just like,

what 'I usually do.

Like when I'm in A' situation like that and they're like, so like you have A' boyfriend.

I'm like, yeah, 'I have A' boyfriend.

He's great.

You

you go.

Anyway, that's my Complaint small talk.

It's uncomfortable.

Ugh.

It's

'I get you

So what about you?

What's your Complaint this week?

well this week 'I wanna complain about A', like A' tale as old as time, but really

But it's that moment.

When you go to the bathroom and you realize that you're at A' toilet paper

on my list.

'I hate you so much.

and you like pull that last sheet, like there's something

It's just like not usable at that point.

So like maybe in my head, 'I was like when 'I left it there, 'I was like, oh,

Never adequate to do any kind of A' job.

And so it's just very annoying.

And then for me, because it's like just me, I'm like, all right, well what do 'I do now?

Like 'I gotta figure out A' way to get to the hallway where my like spare toilet

And 'I think A'.

Lot of people.

When they have A' spouse or A', significant other or A' roommate that they share A' bathroom with,

Like what an asshole, 'I can't believe.

They like left me in this situation and I've been there, you know, certainly.

But in this point in my life, it's just me.

Like I'm, why am 'I doing this to myself?

'I have no one to blame.

Well, why?

Why don't, why do you keep the toilet paper so far?

Because 'I only have so much storage, and really it's just like 'I keep,

But like sometimes you've gone through the three rolls and you're just not really paying attention.

So you run out and then you're like, Ooh, backstock in the bathroom, and

So you're like, oh, shoot,

reasons, right?

shit, whatever.

What am 'I gonna.

Yeah.

'I 'I.

Mean 'I have A' B day, not to be gross, but like 'I have A' B Day.

So 'I don't end up in like that kind of A' situation.

But still it's like you wanna feel like you're like, you know, properly cared for.

So

And you don't want to do any of those weird, um, it makes me think of like soccer

Oh yeah.

You're like doing the doing A' shimmy shake to try and dry yourself off.

Yeah.

I've definitely been there.

'I have it on my thing too, and I've always just sort of not wanted to bring it up cuz it's gross.

But yes, it happens all the time.

it is 'I mean it's gross, but like let's normalize it cuz

Right?

'I mean whether you live on your own or you don't.

well you took the very humble route of like, in your house.

My Complaint was when you go into A' public bathroom and it's out.

Cuz then you're just sort of like, what am 'I supposed to fucking do?

Or when you go to the public bathroom and they have like that second

And you're like, 'I can't, 'I can't do math in A' situation like this.

'I have A' jump off conversation about this, that I'm gonna um, save

Save for the after

it's A' little um 'I.

It's A'

It's A' little after show worthy.

show 'I.

You

Okay.

All right.

Fair enough.

Now you guys know what happens in the after show if you're not A' member of Patreon.

We get blue, we get dirty, we get raunchy, we get cury.

Kirsty Kiy

cury, cury, we lay all the tea out on the line in the

Should we go into some um, wait.

'I was gonna, 'I was gonna be cute.

'I was gonna say, before we get Cury Cury, should we get judgey?

Judgey?

Ooh, that's my favorite.

'I.

Love getting dodgy, dodgy fur.

Sure.

do it.

Review, That, Review.

Sorry.

. 'I.

Keep biting my tongue.

'I.

Don't know why 'I.

Keep doing that.

Okay.

Anyway, as you know, we are your trusty Review Queen.

We bring in reviews from the internet that we feel need to be inspected.

We read you A' review.

We break it down and rate the impact of that review on A' scale from zero to five crowns.

It's A', very regal

Assess.

That, Kvetch,

the button too early.

It's A', very regal process that we like to call.

That, Kvetch.

All right, ChelseyBD, what have you got for us?

Well Trey today, 'I have A' review.

Quick backstory.

So 'I work as an assistant in my like survival job and my assistant's daughter was going

Yelp because I'm sure people have written crazy things about Yosemite.

And so that's what 'I did.

So 'I went to Yelp and 'I looked for reviews about Yosemite and 'I found this review.

It is written by Omar Z.

It is A' one-star review from Yelp for Yosemite National Park.

Okay.

Here we go.

Yosemite National Park is.

Not my favorite place to go to because the fact that there is way too much

Like your wallet, your cell phone, your car keys, your money, your credit card, your earbuds,

And the worst part about it is that you need A' metal detector for that shit.

So 'I would not recommend.

Going to Yosemite National Park at all because if you need to call someone to

And if you're gonna be driving your vehicle in this area, you will need some wheel chains

Because the road will be slippery during the winter and there are no rails for the uphill road.

So if you don't enable the four WD system or don't have the tire chains, there is A'.

Good chance that you will fall off the road and get injured or worse killed.

And that means that you, if people are in the car with you, there is A'.

Good possibility that.

Will face what you are facing and, and trust me, it will be scary for everyone.

So do not go to that place.

But if you go, wanna go to this place, be my guest,

Omar.

Omar 'I.

Don't think Omar had much punctuation, if anything in this entire like s.

There was A'.

Lot of ands connecting things.

Just to be clear, if that wasn't coming across in the reading com, isnt ands

Oh my God.

Me alert Rich, rich, alert,

Wait, okay, here comes some ignorance.

Where is Yosemite National Park

It's in California.

'I Think no.

Is it 'I?

Don't know.

Let me be ignorant with you.

Yeah, it's in California.

and what do people, what do people do there?

Is it like hiking?

Yeah, it's hiking.

It's, you're there for the vista.

So, So I'm A' imagining there's really tall mountains and it's snow on

They have like waterfalls.

You know like when you have those like hikes where you can, you come across A' waterfall, like

So are the, is the mountain range so high that it gets like snow?

Yes.

Yes.

So it can get quite cold around this time of year, February, March, January even.

It can get cold.

That's my first question here is like, is it snowing year round?

Because this whole thing is about snow

it doesn't Snow year round.

No.

It's definitely A' review, it seems like about A' specific time of year.

But besides that fact, 'I mean, clearly, Omar is taking this to the extreme

It's really like an exercise in playing the game.

If

if this Yeah,

like to such A' degree that I'm like what?

Like 'I can't even like, it's like is this for comedy or is this like the most neurotic.

, like

Totally.

person I've ever heard of.

Omar.

There were 11 people that voted at funny.

Yeah.

'I.

Imagine that's where it's coming from.

Can we go through the litany of all of the items that you could possibly lose?

Because 'I started to write and then 'I was like, oh, this is, she's still going.

Yeah, exactly.

Wallet, cell phone, keys, money, credit card, earbuds, charger camera, SD card with memories.

Jewelry ring, necklace chain, and watch many other things

Why would you take your chain

and also many other things.

Ouch.

The that.

You'll have to wait till summer.

So 'I, guess the idea is you have to wait till the ice melts.

Why are all, why, why are you gonna lose these things?

Well 'I mean 'I.

Think the, first of all, Omar, keep 'I.

Don't know.

Find A' better system for holding your things.

'I would think, right?

Like don't they like sell?

I'm sure if you went to r e 'I or something, they sell like one of those fanny packs that goes

But 'I think that the

you have A' book bag?

yeah, right?

Or 'I think The idea is that if you're trudging through snow and you have things

But.

My freshman year of college there was A' Blizzard and 'I lost things in my pocket on Third Avenue.

So how are we blaming Yosemite for this

but don't A'.

Lot of these don't.

Most of these like Arctic jackets have zipper pockets,

'I?

Think the idea is that it sucks you in 'I.

Don't know 'I mean.

Do we think that this is like, it's interesting cuz this is where

Yeah.

'I guess.

Okay.

'I.

Guess 'I.

Just 'I.

Don't know much about national parks.

I'm from South Carolina.

We didn't do national parks.

So like 'I, just like 'I.

Don't know, like, so, okay, so I'm imagining, are you sleep?

Like, are you, what's that called?

Camp camping.

Are you camping and hiking in the.

Yeah.

So you go and you can camp.

There's like my client's daughter wet and there's one of those like camping

Cabins.

Okay,

But 'I, imagine like some people will bring A' camper.

Some people, I'm sure there are places where you can, you know, pitch A' tent type thing.

Where did Brokeback Mountain take place?

Oh, 'I don't know.

Is that Yosemite?

'I could look it up.

Because it wasn't snowy for them.

Well, 'I think the point is it's not snowy.

Well, this whole review is about the snow.

Mountain.

Brokeback Mountain is in Wyoming.

Oh, right.

In Texas.

Yeah.

'I don't know.

Okay.

Well, oh wait.

Another thing that 'I thought of in this review, this conversation about the tire chains,

Yeah,

we did watch Megan finally.

Megan.

Oh, I'm not watching that.

Hell, no.

Uhuh.

No thank you.

comedy in my opinion than it is horror.

no.

Thanks.

nothing scary actually really ever happens.

But the whole like inciting incident, they're like arguing about why they didn't

Oh, 'I do know A' friend that drove to Yosemite in the winter and like didn't have

So 'I do know that, like the only thing 'I can say is there are some cautionary

Like if you're gonna go in the winter, make sure that you're like accounting for your belongings.

Don't just have A' camera around your.

When you're trudging through snow 'I, mean 'I, kind of feel like that's obvious, but like sure.

You know, make sure that you have tire chains.

Make sure that you're prepared to drive in this area in the winter.

Right.

'I mean?

'I.

Think that like we're taking everything to such an extreme with like the people dying in the car

Well, that was my next point is like, you will die.

What?

Like, excuse me.

'I know 'I mean.

Omar 'I think 'I mean.

He's clearly making A' joke here,

Yeah.

He's clearly trying to be funny, but like is it sus?

Well, comedy aside, 'I, just feel like it's so specific about A' window of time.

Cuz I'm imagining you, like even Omar says, you can go back in the summer to

Like if you eliminated the snow, then Omar would have to write A' different review.

Right?

So then shouldn't Omar's review be.

Weather patterns, not about Yosemite

'I.

Hear you 'I.

Mean 'I.

Do think A', lot of people do like to go for whatever reason, like

I'm sure that's

the winter.

skiing and we love being in A' hot tub in the snow.

We love all this stuff, but like, sure, okay, but I'm just saying, what's the value?

Unique new information from Omar.

Don't go when it's

Don't go.

or you'll.

Yeah.

'I don't know.

'I think that Omar just had like A', 'I think that Omar likes going to national parks, and somebody

And Omar was like, I'm down.

And then had A' bad experience and lost some stuff and decided to come

So much so that like, we're not taking A' breath, like 'I said, 'I, I'm not, I'm looking through the

There's.

There's not A' single period in this entire rant.

Everything is connected by an and or A' comma.

Wait, was there one point where you started over or did they, there's one point where

that's it.

That's the way they

Right, yeah.

So they obviously, yeah.

Well then that's confusing to me because 'I feel like if you were being funny and

So you would be paying A'.

But this seems like A' real ramble, so like maybe.

, unless it was an exercise and free association, like it just feels like A' silly review.

But yeah, we could extract some things like make sure you're prepared if it's the snow and

little dots.

The geo

geotags or whatever.

on all your stuff.

So do we think this is truthful or is it shady?

'I think it's shady.

'I think it is.

'I think that like whenever we do reviews of these kind of like national landmarks, it

But 'I think that if anybody were going to Yelp to be like, should 'I go to Yosemite?

Or should 'I go somewhere else?

'I don't know that they would like glean any information from this 'I.

Think they might just be like moving on because.

Other than this being like A' cautionary tale, what is it really telling you about the 'I?

Mean?

Like you don't know any, you don't go to national parks, but you don't know anything more about

Right.

'I.

Like 'I know more about Omar than 'I know about

A' hundred percent that

So can we even say if it's common, typical, or fluke?

we can't really, but it doesn't feel common.

'I think the chains is common.

Like needing

And I'm sure it's, I'm sure losing things is

Yeah.

'I mean 'I know When 'I was like helping my client's daughter get packed, they

Don't bring your cell phone.

Don't bring, you know, so

Oh good.

Nice.

yeah.

So maybe, you know, maybe it is common to lose things 'I don't know.

Very weird.

'I 'I.

When 'I read this review, 'I was like, 'I thought it was humorous, but um, 'I thought it was suss.

Yeah, 'I 'I actually was entertained the whole time and 'I

Yeah,

and it sort of just went to, you're gonna die

so

right.

and anyone you bring with you Will

We'll also die.

So think about that.

So think about that,

Right.

you know?

and that's where it felt kind of like 'I know it's A' joke, right?

But it, it felt like kind of manipulative.

Like as if you are talking about A' friend or A' friend of me or something.

And you're gonna take like the worst thing about that person and really expand upon it

Like it's like if we're personifying Yosemite 'I kind of feel like Omar did Yosemite A' little.

Yeah.

Do you think there's any impact for you about Yosemite from this?

Not really,

Not

than like those little details that like, again, I'm not really somebody

But other than that, which we've stated not really.

'I.

Think 'I can Crown.

Gerd,

right.

'I can ground O gerd,

Omer.

Z.

Omar

All right, so ChelseyBD and 'I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards.

In an effort to be fair and not influence one another, we will

right.

Let's do it.

The Queens are Tabulating to A' school.

Okay, I'm holding up one and A' half Crowns.

Trey is holding up A' Half Crown Trey.

You go first.

Why A'?

Half Crown for Omar.

well, 'I almost considered saying Zero Crowns, which I've never done on the

fair.

but 'I gave them A' Half Crown only because it made me in this conversation with you.

. Think about Yosemite.

What is Yosemite?

When would be the best travel time to go to Yosemite?

When would probably be the least travel time?

And I'm hearing if 'I wanna climb snowy Alps, then maybe I'll go to like Europe and do that.

Like.

But 'I don't actually want to, but to say if 'I wanted to, maybe like

'I.

Don't know 'I.

Think this is A'.

Very silly.

Review 'I, think Omar sounds very high strung and very anxious and that's

So 'I said A', half Crown, 'I.

Wish they had had A'.

Little more punctuation.

and 'I think it was funny ish.

You know, like 'I 'I think they achieved and obviously 'I think

sure.

So for, you know, for A' review that ends with, you're all gonna die

So A' half crown for me.

Why did you say one and A' half?

Um, 'I said one and A' half because, you know, 'I like to give point

Um, 'I think Omar was going for something and people seem to like at least wanna stop and

Lot of reviews on Yelp, not, not as many.

Once A' reviews.

You know how 'I 'I found this one, but people stopped and gave it A' thumbs up.

So for that, 'I gave it the one and A' half crowns.

But like we were saying, not much information about Yosemite itself.

So 'I can't really give more than that.

'I wanna know more about the park and the experience outside of the joke.

If we're gonna give A' full joke review, it would be nice to have just like A'

X, Y, Z, or, but the, this was lovely.

You know, there was nothing, no balance here.

And so for that reason, one and A' half for me.

Mia, oh my gosh, Omar 'I.

Wonder what

my

other reviews are.

Well, maybe we will, we'll have to look into it and see

'I hope that your, um, your, um, client's daughter

Yeah, me too.

Me too.

We'll have to get there.

Yes.

We'll have to, we'll have to get their input, um, when they get back.

They're there right now, so when they get back from their trip, we'll have to hear.

But 'I did tell them not to bring valuables, so there's that.

Yes.

All right.

We have reached the most regal portion of our show.

Trey, who are you inducting for?

My Royal.

Why thank you so much for inquiring ChelseyBD today.

'I am super excited to be doing another one of our Patreon.

Shout out.

Our Cheerio cheer.

Our Cheerio Shia volume two.

So today 'I am shouting out one of our actual longtime Patreon members, joy Epson.

So 'I contacted Joy to thank them for being A' Queen.

So Joy was sharing that they run A' shop called Square Wine and

And Joy is the wine buyer and also has recently become A' wine educator.

There.

At Square Wine you can actually go and do wine tastings, which is really cute.

And on their website the pictures look really cute.

Uh, so the next time you are on the East Coast ChelseyBD, we should actually do this.

And yes, and joy.

Wants to share with the Queen here that one of her intentionality as A' wine buyer is to always

Very cool.

Like specifically featuring wines from people of color, especially

People 'I think you 'I don't know that they deliver to you, so you

You know, joy is also sharing two of their favorite selections currently at Square Wine.

The first one is called A' Lena Wines, and it's from South Africa.

This winemaker's name is Natia bi.

She has the very first black woman owned winery in all of South

Wow.

and Joy is sharing that.

The wines are amazing and they're not crazy expensive.

They start around 20 bucks and they are widely available in the United States.

So you know, you could buy A' bottle for yourself in California, ChelseyBD and.

Their second favorite, or their other favorite 'I should say is Camons to Dreams from California.

So this winemaker's name is Tara Gomez, who is indigenous and A' queer winemaker,

This is A' Premium Winery.

Everything is organic and they make really great gifts.

Joyce.

So on behalf of Joy, who is one of our incredible supporters, Patreon members, they've been

We wanna say thank you, joy, for being in our community, and everyone

Go shop square wine.com if you're in the area.

Set up A' class.

Maybe you can learn from Joy and become best friends and then you know, we can all hang out one

I'm into

Love that I'm into it.

Experience the joy of joy at Square Wines.

Exactly.

So for that reason, I'm inducting you Joy, one of our patrons, and the beautiful art of wine

So go support

What?

A' Queen.

Joy.

You're A', Royal, patron, and we just so appreciate you.

Thank you, thank you.

And what an amazing thing you're doing.

We'll definitely come and support.

you have A' favorite wine ChelseyBD?

um, 'I 'I, just like A' Sauvignon Blanc in general.

'I, I'm not A' Red wine girl myself tend to give me migraines.

So if I'm gonna go white, I'm A'.

So blanc through and through, but I'm not like very brand loyal in the terms that I'm like

Um, but my, my dad is A' huge.

Wino loves.

do you remember when we were reviewing that one

Blush Wine was or something.

It was like, oh, A' White, burgundy.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

long to figure that up.

We've learned so much on the

We've learned so much.

We're not those people anymore.

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Just

No, not at all.

That was so

what Yosemite was.

Don't, yeah, we don't know things about, now 'I should have done A' little, maybe

Um, regretting that in this moment, but,

no shoulds and should, shouldn't ofs.

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