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Have and welcome once again to Review That Review, the

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Okay.

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We're just like Cisco and Ebert only.

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That is ChelseyBD Donn A'.

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And that is Terry Gerard

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Ugh.

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'I was like, how do 'I do that?

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Made you listen.

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ChelseyBD, how are ya?

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'I am good.

Chelsey Donn:

'I went to A' birthday party this weekend, which was fun.

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I'm wearing A' very presidential shirt today.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm

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'I.

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See

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Biden Harris shirt and it was my friend Grace's birthday and she just

Chelsey Donn:

So that was kind of A' creative moment.

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Very cute,

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah, 'I liked it.

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A' lot and 'I got this cute pin

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'I.

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Love

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friend of the pod.

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Grace.

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Happy birthday, grace

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Happy birthday, grace.

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Belated birthday, grace.

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But excited to be here with you.

Chelsey Donn:

Trey, how was your week?

Trey Gerrald:

'I had A'.

Trey Gerrald:

Good week.

Trey Gerrald:

You know, life is chugging along.

Trey Gerrald:

'I just love 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Love like 'I love spring.

Trey Gerrald:

But spring is so short.

Trey Gerrald:

It's like almost nonexistent.

Trey Gerrald:

But 'I just feel like there's always like this sense of like, there's promise around the corner.

Trey Gerrald:

'I don't know.

Chelsey Donn:

To things are blooming.

Trey Gerrald:

And 'I know that my.

Trey Gerrald:

When is the start of spring, isn't it like the 21st or something?

Trey Gerrald:

'I feel like we literally did this last year, but 'I know that my grandmother's birthday

Trey Gerrald:

So 'I always

Chelsey Donn:

the first day of summer

Trey Gerrald:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Think we definitely did

Chelsey Donn:

we did this.

Chelsey Donn:

This

Trey Gerrald:

It is.

Trey Gerrald:

So, you know, as someone who consumes podcasts, 'I never understood when like,

Trey Gerrald:

You know, it's like you're listening to the conversation.

Trey Gerrald:

It's in your head.

Trey Gerrald:

It's very personal.

Trey Gerrald:

You feel like you're A' part of it, and it's your choice to listen.

Trey Gerrald:

So then like you have an attachment that's very different.

Trey Gerrald:

being the person that's doing it.

Trey Gerrald:

Because so many times, like my favorite podcasts, they'll like not remember telling

Trey Gerrald:

So, but it is really wild because we always have to have A', Complaint,

Trey Gerrald:

We always have something to indu.

Trey Gerrald:

Like there is this sense of like, 'I can't even, and 'I started A' spreadsheet very early on, but

Chelsey Donn:

it is.

Chelsey Donn:

It can be hard to keep track of everything.

Trey Gerrald:

Forget, like 'I Forget.

Chelsey Donn:

know 'I have amnesia after recording.

Chelsey Donn:

But anyway, point is spraying in like A' Lion out like A' Lamb.

Chelsey Donn:

all that

Trey Gerrald:

Sing like A' Flower.

Trey Gerrald:

Sing like A' Bee Sing like A'.

Trey Gerrald:

What is that song?

Chelsey Donn:

fly.

Chelsey Donn:

Like A', butterfly sting, like A' bee something.

Chelsey Donn:

We're good at things.

Trey Gerrald:

What song is that?

Chelsey Donn:

'I Dunno.

Chelsey Donn:

Trey.

Trey Gerrald:

Call in, let us know.

Trey Gerrald:

One eight, five, zero review.

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Zero.

Trey Gerrald:

All right, well, ChelseyBD, should we take our confusion, amnesia and turn it

Trey Gerrald:

Are you ready to.

VOICEOVER:

Lodge, A', Complaint.

Chelsey Donn:

'I am ready to Lodge A, Complaint and 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Don't even care if I've said this before, cuz when 'I wrote it down, 'I was like, maybe 'I did.

Chelsey Donn:

Maybe 'I didn't.

Chelsey Donn:

It's worth repeating.

Chelsey Donn:

You're watching A' show with A' friend, A' parent A', significant other.

Chelsey Donn:

Maybe A' new acquaintance.

Chelsey Donn:

You're watching the show together, okay?

Chelsey Donn:

You're both experiencing it together, and then that person starts asking you

Chelsey Donn:

'I don't know, Linda, are we not watching the same thing?

Chelsey Donn:

Why are you gonna interrupt my putting together of the pieces?

Chelsey Donn:

With your question, if you have A' question, 'I probably have the same one.

Chelsey Donn:

We're watching the same thing.

Chelsey Donn:

And if you're not paying attention, then that is on you.

Chelsey Donn:

Why are you interrupting my experience of A' Show, which 'I consider pretty sacred to ask

Chelsey Donn:

And even if 'I did know 'I, really don't wanna be interrupted right now to tell you.

Chelsey Donn:

So it's annoying and please stop doing.

Trey Gerrald:

There really are certain people that verbalize and communicate

Chelsey Donn:

the whole time.

Trey Gerrald:

during watching things.

Trey Gerrald:

It's very weird.

Trey Gerrald:

There really are people that do that.

Chelsey Donn:

Yes.

Chelsey Donn:

And sometimes it is like older generations, which is annoying, but like

Chelsey Donn:

'I don't know, but like, still annoying.

Chelsey Donn:

Whether it's A' your own,

Trey Gerrald:

Why'd they say

Chelsey Donn:

you know?

Chelsey Donn:

Why did they say that?

Chelsey Donn:

Why did they do, did she do this?

Chelsey Donn:

Do you think she did that?

Chelsey Donn:

'I?

Chelsey Donn:

Don't know.

Chelsey Donn:

Let's find out.

Chelsey Donn:

Shall.

Trey Gerrald:

Well, you know, this is sort of an extension of why 'I can't do like drag race

Trey Gerrald:

Carl 'I want to know what happens on the show

Chelsey Donn:

can talk about it over A' cocktail after.

Trey Gerrald:

on the commercial break?

Trey Gerrald:

Like 'I don't need your running commentary.

Trey Gerrald:

Like, you're not as A', you're not as funny as you think you are.

Trey Gerrald:

B, who cares what you think?

Trey Gerrald:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

'I might, but not.

Trey Gerrald:

While I'm digesting it myself, don't interrupt my experience.

Chelsey Donn:

This is like the highlight of my week.

Chelsey Donn:

You know what 'I mean?

Chelsey Donn:

Like, let me just enjoy this

Trey Gerrald:

The only time, the only time.

Trey Gerrald:

These sort of running comment.

Trey Gerrald:

'I think are fully acceptable and funny are Lifetime Christmas movies.

Chelsey Donn:

A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Hundred percent.

Trey Gerrald:

That's really fun because 'I feel like part of that experience

Chelsey Donn:

'I mean, that's almost like A' rocky Horror moment where you're like,

Trey Gerrald:

Oh,

Chelsey Donn:

But no, like when I'm watching A' show, like right now I'm watching poker face,

Chelsey Donn:

And you know, there's like, it's A' mystery element or like unfolding storylines.

Chelsey Donn:

Like things are happening.

Chelsey Donn:

Like, don't ask me questions.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm like picking up on clues here.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm being.

Chelsey Donn:

Harriet, the spy, and you're interrupting my ability to figure out what's going on.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah, I'm trying to figure out 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Wonder if I'm guilty of that.

Trey Gerrald:

'I feel like 'I might, 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Wonder if 'I do that to David.

Chelsey Donn:

Ask David.

Chelsey Donn:

David 'I know you're listening.

Chelsey Donn:

'I mean 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Listen, we're all guilty.

Chelsey Donn:

Like 'I know that I'm this person.

Chelsey Donn:

If I'm like around 'I, 'I, don't even wanna say just A' guy, cuz 'I

Chelsey Donn:

But when I'm around people that really like sports and 'I like have no idea what's

Chelsey Donn:

And I'm like, what's happening here?

Chelsey Donn:

What's that?

Chelsey Donn:

What's that?

Chelsey Donn:

But to me, and maybe I'm wrong, like that feels less.

Chelsey Donn:

'I 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Don't know.

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

It's like it's easier to be like they got the first down again than

Chelsey Donn:

Is that like she entered this relationship with this person?

Chelsey Donn:

Like, I'm not explaining this whole plot to you right

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

Whatever.

Chelsey Donn:

We're all guilty of the things we complain about, but

Trey Gerrald:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Guess that is true.

Trey Gerrald:

Oh God,

Chelsey Donn:

still gonna complain.

Trey Gerrald:

I've never thought about that.

Chelsey Donn:

It's true.

Chelsey Donn:

It's okay.

Chelsey Donn:

'I can be both guilty and annoyed at the same

Trey Gerrald:

Are you also guilty of several episodes back throwing pee out of A' moving car.

Chelsey Donn:

That I've never done,

Trey Gerrald:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

but I'm sure I've like probably inadvertently littered 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Don't know,

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah, 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Sure.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

No 'I agree.

Trey Gerrald:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Hear your Complaint.

Trey Gerrald:

It is so annoying, especially when it's like repeated over and over and 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

It's like, just stop.

Trey Gerrald:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Don't know you're affecting my experience in the movie.

Trey Gerrald:

Stop

Chelsey Donn:

Yes, exactly.

Chelsey Donn:

Ugh.

Trey Gerrald:

on the opposite end of this.

Trey Gerrald:

It is also annoying when like little kids turn into zombies and they can't

Trey Gerrald:

That's also

Chelsey Donn:

That is also annoying.

Chelsey Donn:

Been there too.

Chelsey Donn:

So that's my Complaint this week.

Chelsey Donn:

That was sort of fresh in my mind.

Chelsey Donn:

How about you Trey?

Chelsey Donn:

Have you been storing up A'?

Chelsey Donn:

Complaint for the spring?

Trey Gerrald:

Yes.

Trey Gerrald:

Actually I've had this for A' Little bit and 'I felt A' little self-conscious about sharing

Trey Gerrald:

'I have this pet peeve.

Trey Gerrald:

'I don't like it when people who are employed as professional Broadway performers, 'I don't like

Chelsey Donn:

What

Trey Gerrald:

It happens when it's like you're hanging out and you're friends and they're

Chelsey Donn:

is that A' thing that people say?

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah, some.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

I'm trying to break down the psychology of what 'I think.

Trey Gerrald:

It 'I like 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Think it's

Chelsey Donn:

Is it like when people go to Harvard and they're like, 'I went to college in Boston?

Trey Gerrald:

I've never met any idiot who went to an Ivy League school that didn't tell

Chelsey Donn:

Really?

Trey Gerrald:

heard anyone say, oh, 'I went to A' school in

Chelsey Donn:

Oh, that's the whole thing.

Chelsey Donn:

Trey, that's like A' widely known thing that like people that go to Harvard or whatever

Chelsey Donn:

Like,

Trey Gerrald:

maybe in California, but.

Trey Gerrald:

Where 'I am, it's like literally the same as being vegan.

Trey Gerrald:

How do you know if someone went to A' Ivy League school?

Trey Gerrald:

They're gonna tell you seven times in the conversation.

Chelsey Donn:

funny, interesting.

Chelsey Donn:

'I definitely most Okay,

Trey Gerrald:

That's actually A'.

Trey Gerrald:

That's also another Complaint of mine.

Chelsey Donn:

do you think the idea is if 'I say, I'm doing A' little skit, it

Chelsey Donn:

Not that it's gross to say that you're on Broadway, but like it feels less braggy.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

'I think that there's probably some psychology around like, when your friend group is

Chelsey Donn:

not there feel bad about themselves or something.

Trey Gerrald:

that's one.

Trey Gerrald:

Another one might also sort of be like to just sort of.

Chelsey Donn:

Minimize.

Trey Gerrald:

Minimize maybe, or be cutesy like 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Don't know.

Trey Gerrald:

It's just like it's A' thing.

Trey Gerrald:

A' and, and I'm gonna go there.

Trey Gerrald:

But 'I think it is sort of A' kind of A' thing about A' certain demographic

Trey Gerrald:

Conservatories where they have little inside clicky references and names and slogans

Trey Gerrald:

Lot of things, and one of them is gotta go do my skit.

Trey Gerrald:

Diva, go into the skit.

Chelsey Donn:

Michigan or something.

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Don't know maybe

Trey Gerrald:

Any of them.

Chelsey Donn:

any of them.

Trey Gerrald:

It bothers me.

Trey Gerrald:

'I don't like it and 'I wanna call it out and I'm trying to 'I don't know if it's sour grapes, 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

It's just something about, something feels condescending, about belittling it.

Chelsey Donn:

Well, cuz 'I don't want.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah cuz it feels like, it's like if you like, can't you just be like, gotta go do the show.

Chelsey Donn:

Or 'I wish 'I could stay, you know, 'I have to run to the theater.

Chelsey Donn:

'I feel like that is like less.

Chelsey Donn:

Gross 'I mean like gotta do the skit.

Chelsey Donn:

You know what 'I mean?

Chelsey Donn:

Like don't you think if you were with somebody and you were like out to dinner and they

Chelsey Donn:

That would be like less like yucky.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

I'm trying to think like 'I wonder if 'I reversed

Chelsey Donn:

Or even if you're like, gotta go to work 'I guess.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah, but I'm, I'm thinking what if 'I reversed it and 'I like saw them in

Trey Gerrald:

Love the cute little skit, like 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Wonder how they would feel about that.

Chelsey Donn:

Horrible

Trey Gerrald:

And no 'I know that.

Trey Gerrald:

It's just like A' cutesy, like, oh, look at me like being like cutesy about how

Trey Gerrald:

But anyway, it's pet peeve.

Trey Gerrald:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Have it on my list.

Trey Gerrald:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Don't like it.

Trey Gerrald:

Don't call your Broadway show.

Trey Gerrald:

A' Sketch.

Chelsey Donn:

'I 'I, get it.

Chelsey Donn:

It's not A' skit.

Chelsey Donn:

There is something that's called A' skit.

Chelsey Donn:

Let's not demean the skit by making it this

Trey Gerrald:

Oh, 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Wait.

Trey Gerrald:

'I just thought of another.

Trey Gerrald:

Okay, great.

Trey Gerrald:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

I've literally thought of two complaints in this

Chelsey Donn:

Oh my God, I'm so happy for

Trey Gerrald:

so that's that.

Trey Gerrald:

All right.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay, great.

Chelsey Donn:

Well, now that we've gotten those things off of our chest that are clearly bothering us

Trey Gerrald:

let's do it.

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Review, That, Review.

Chelsey Donn:

As you know, we are your trusty review Queens.

Chelsey Donn:

We bring in reviews from the internet that we feel need to be inspected.

Trey Gerrald:

We read you A' review.

Trey Gerrald:

We break it down and then we rate the impact of that review on A' scale from zero to five crowns.

Trey Gerrald:

It's A' very regal process that ChelseyBD and 'I love to call.

VOICEOVER:

Assess, That, Kvetch.

Chelsey Donn:

Love to call it that.

Chelsey Donn:

So, Trey, what have you brought in for us today?

Trey Gerrald:

'I have A' five star Amazon review,

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

and this actually came to me from something we talked about 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Believe it's episode 90, maybe it's it's A' Complaint that you brought in.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

When 'I was editing 'I, 'I was like, oh, maybe 'I should

Trey Gerrald:

So today I'm reading A' five star Amazon Review for A' female urination device,

Chelsey Donn:

God.

Trey Gerrald:

female urinal, silicone funnel urine cups portable urinal

Trey Gerrald:

Not funeral.

Chelsey Donn:

Funeral

Trey Gerrald:

Standing up to Pee Funnel, reusable women.

Trey Gerrald:

Pee funnel, outdoor activities, camping, fuchsia.

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Love that.

Chelsey Donn:

It's fuchsia.

VOICEOVER:

It's super coloristic A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Does it come in A'?

Chelsey Donn:

Lot of other colors as well.

Trey Gerrald:

Well, I'm gonna hold on that

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

and you'll see why.

Trey Gerrald:

So just so you know, this product has 16,539 reviews, and the average is 4.4 out of five.

Trey Gerrald:

Today's review is by Tiffany M five Star Review, written January 30th, 2023.

Chelsey Donn:

Wow.

Chelsey Donn:

So recent.

Trey Gerrald:

Mm-hmm.

Trey Gerrald:

verified purchase and their subject is, works well, would buy again.

Trey Gerrald:

and here we are.

Trey Gerrald:

This is what Tiffany's five star opinion

Chelsey Donn:

All right,

Trey Gerrald:

the female urinal works like it says.

Trey Gerrald:

Here are the things 'I noticed.

Trey Gerrald:

One 'I really cupped it because 'I read A' review where she said, you need to make

Chelsey Donn:

Yikes.

Trey Gerrald:

You said Yucks.

Chelsey Donn:

Yucks,

Trey Gerrald:

Yikes.

Chelsey Donn:

yucks.

Chelsey Donn:

Yikes.

Chelsey Donn:

Yikes.

Chelsey Donn:

Yikes.

Trey Gerrald:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

However, 'I Cupped too much.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh no.

Trey Gerrald:

and there was no airflow, so it starts to 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Guess Gasp for air the same way A' two liter bottle does when you dump it out too fast.

Trey Gerrald:

It like gulps.

Chelsey Donn:

no.

Trey Gerrald:

However, it still didn't spill and still worked.

Trey Gerrald:

'I just gave it A'.

Trey Gerrald:

Little layer at the top, not A'.

Trey Gerrald:

Problem the case.

Trey Gerrald:

'I just wish it was waterproof instead of resistant.

Trey Gerrald:

Not because 'I really need it to be because 'I run water through it to rinse

Trey Gerrald:

Three 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Wish it came in like A' olive or A' Green color.

Trey Gerrald:

So it doesn't stick out and grab attention behind A' Bush, you know, blend in

Trey Gerrald:

Overall, 'I would by again, and I'm very happy with it.

Chelsey Donn:

Omg.

Chelsey Donn:

This is hilarious.

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Love that you tracked down this item for this review.

Chelsey Donn:

So funny, like 'I knew that this A', this like existed but never thought

Chelsey Donn:

So do we think that Tiffany is using this like while camping?

Trey Gerrald:

Very, very good question.

Trey Gerrald:

So it does show up as like the number one accessory for hiking and camping, and then it

Chelsey Donn:

Oh, okay.

Chelsey Donn:

And is it like collab, like what are those, like collapsible funnels.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

Yes.

Trey Gerrald:

So basically the number two that they're talking about here, the case, it's basically like those

Trey Gerrald:

Like, it's like A' cheap little plastic that has the little cords that you cinch,

Chelsey Donn:

those are like velvet,

Trey Gerrald:

right?

Trey Gerrald:

This is like cheap plastic.

Trey Gerrald:

This is like what you would get, like A'

Chelsey Donn:

It's like when you have one of those like coats that like fold into itself, you know?

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

That it's exactly like that.

Trey Gerrald:

And the funnel is like, they, it does full A' like, um, accordions.

Chelsey Donn:

yeah, yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

So it accordions into itself.

Trey Gerrald:

And then you flip it like A', like A' taco, like into

Chelsey Donn:

Mm-hmm.

Trey Gerrald:

And then you can sort of scrunch that right taco and then you put it in the bag.

Trey Gerrald:

So, . Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

So the color question that you asked immediately, cuz this one is fuchsia

Trey Gerrald:

And literally there's five color options and one of them is green,

Chelsey Donn:

Oh, interesting.

Trey Gerrald:

but there are other companies, this is for specifically the Sun and A'

Trey Gerrald:

You know, they all look exactly the

Chelsey Donn:

sure.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm sure they're all the same, the

Trey Gerrald:

And some of them are camo color, some of them are black.

Trey Gerrald:

They, Tiffany specifically bought this fuchsia color one, so

Chelsey Donn:

But maybe like at the time, A' purchase or whatever it was like only listed

Chelsey Donn:

I'm not sure.

Chelsey Donn:

But that is interesting that it does appear to be available.

Trey Gerrald:

Yes.

Trey Gerrald:

And like you were saying before, like you never thought to look this up, but you know

Trey Gerrald:

'I thought it was like A' joke thing.

Chelsey Donn:

No, it's definitely A' real product number one in its entirety.

Chelsey Donn:

Really funny, like had me like in stitches, like just the visual of it.

Chelsey Donn:

Like first of all it's like, all right, we did our research and we found

Chelsey Donn:

But then we like overplayed our hand, pun intended, and the like analogy of the soda bottle

Chelsey Donn:

Look, it just, oh my God.

Chelsey Donn:

So funny, so descriptive and interesting.

Chelsey Donn:

'I don't know, really liked almost the entirety of number one.

Trey Gerrald:

It occurs to me, this is gross, but 'I feel like 'I would be skived

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

I'm just like, I'm not someone that's very good at like peeing outside or peeing in

Trey Gerrald:

but, so, but these are large, so they are like, the mouth is

Chelsey Donn:

Everything is right.

Chelsey Donn:

Covered.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

Interesting that this is A' five star review and we kind of did feel A', little bit complaining.

Chelsey Donn:

'I feel like with the, even like with the list, the things that we were pointing out.

Trey Gerrald:

Right.

Trey Gerrald:

It's A' five star review, but you've structured your review as A' list

Chelsey Donn:

Exactly.

Chelsey Donn:

So that's super interesting.

Trey Gerrald:

Well, so what do you think of that as like you, the Queen of the compliment sandwich.

Chelsey Donn:

'I do like it.

Chelsey Donn:

, you know, in A' way because 'I think that it makes me think that it's more realistic.

Chelsey Donn:

Like 'I don't, this could, I'm sure if you like did your digging through this product,

Chelsey Donn:

So 'I think it's good that it's A' five star review and it feels realistic.

Chelsey Donn:

So 'I like that, 'I just do think Totally.

Chelsey Donn:

It's interesting.

Trey Gerrald:

Well, you know, speaking.

Trey Gerrald:

Compliment sandwich.

Trey Gerrald:

This literally is the first sentence says it works.

Trey Gerrald:

Like it says, here are the things 'I noticed, like that fits on one line.

Trey Gerrald:

It doesn't even fill the whole line.

Trey Gerrald:

And then, Bullet 0.1 has five lines.

Trey Gerrald:

Two has two lines.

Trey Gerrald:

Three has three lines, and then it ends with one line saying overall 'I would bite again.

Trey Gerrald:

I'm very happy with it.

Trey Gerrald:

So it really is structured like A' sandwich, except it's like the triple burger,

Chelsey Donn:

going A', cat's deli and getting one

Trey Gerrald:

so

Chelsey Donn:

sandwiches with, with like two pounds of roast beef in the

Trey Gerrald:

right?

Trey Gerrald:

Where you're like, 'I will break my jaw trying to open my mouth.

Trey Gerrald:

You.

Chelsey Donn:

right?

Trey Gerrald:

My mouth is gonna gulp like A' two liter A' bottle.

Chelsey Donn:

or like A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Two firmly pressed funnel.

Trey Gerrald:

So do you think there's any value, like do you think that

Chelsey Donn:

'I do.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

'I mean, again, the all of section one 'I think is interesting because it's

Chelsey Donn:

'I did my research.

Chelsey Donn:

This is what 'I was told to do.

Chelsey Donn:

Apparently 'I took the note too far.

Chelsey Donn:

So this is how 'I would've adjusted, right?

Chelsey Donn:

It's more like, Tiffany giving like just further user instructions.

Chelsey Donn:

'I think that's like kind of queenly new information because 'I would imagine that

Chelsey Donn:

There's A', little bit of A' learning curve.

Chelsey Donn:

Here was my.

Trey Gerrald:

right?

Chelsey Donn:

because everything other than saying 'I wish the case were, you know,

Chelsey Donn:

'I think like, those are like little things that didn't ultimately affect

Chelsey Donn:

So 'I think the item is working great.

Chelsey Donn:

The learning curve is the, is present, which 'I would imagine, like 'I would

Trey Gerrald:

Oh.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah, 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Totally.

Trey Gerrald:

See how that's true.

Trey Gerrald:

The case thing like 'I really am getting, and 'I did watch like A' video on the page.

Trey Gerrald:

That maybe is helping to inform me A' little bit better, but like 'I think because

Chelsey Donn:

Mm-hmm.

Trey Gerrald:

that's why the bag is so cheap and then it's like thin vinyl, plastic or whatever.

Chelsey Donn:

Right, right,

Trey Gerrald:

sure, maybe that's water resistant or it's, but it's

Trey Gerrald:

It's like you're peeing through this, you're flushing it out with water from like your

Trey Gerrald:

So like you do, like, you don't wanna put A' damp thing into this bag and then put that bag

Trey Gerrald:

But the product is so cheap that like, you're not really going to, like,

Chelsey Donn:

It's not A' deal.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah, it's not A' deal breaker, but it's just sort of like this was, 'I can imagine that

Trey Gerrald:

Mm-hmm.

Chelsey Donn:

Yep.

Chelsey Donn:

This to like your hiking backpack or something like that.

Chelsey Donn:

It might be like kind of weird that it's wet or A', little like uncomfortable,

Trey Gerrald:

Right.

Trey Gerrald:

'I mean?

Chelsey Donn:

errors.

Trey Gerrald:

Mm.

Trey Gerrald:

They don't always do punctuation marks.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

but there's A'.

Trey Gerrald:

Lot of commas and A'.

Trey Gerrald:

Semicolon.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah,

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

So pretty good on the spelling and grammar and also like 'I do, even

Chelsey Donn:

Lists in negative reviews.

Chelsey Donn:

Although 'I guess they, they're in positive reviews too.

Chelsey Donn:

'I do like that as A' structure.

Chelsey Donn:

'I feel like it kind of keeps things organized.

Chelsey Donn:

So 'I think 'I sort of categorize that under spelling and grammar as well.

Chelsey Donn:

And 'I, 'I do believe, um, Tiffany 'I don't think there's any reason to doubt the truthfulness

Trey Gerrald:

no.

Trey Gerrald:

'I believe.

Trey Gerrald:

'I believe Tiffany too.

Trey Gerrald:

And like as far as the like common fluke, typical, like the first sentence is it works like it says.

Trey Gerrald:

So then these are just like opinions, basically like, like the whole

Trey Gerrald:

Like 'I actually kind of think is actually useful, unique information here because you

Trey Gerrald:

Like 'I don't want

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

Cuz when you first said fusion, the baby 'I was like, oh, cute.

Chelsey Donn:

And then I'm thinking like, oh, you're right.

Chelsey Donn:

Like if you're like in the middle of the woods trying to be like discreet or whatever

Chelsey Donn:

Alert.

Chelsey Donn:

Alert, you know.

Trey Gerrald:

But we're so programmed culturally that like the camo, I'm not gonna buy as

Trey Gerrald:

Like we're so programmed into the meaning

Chelsey Donn:

And even like 'I mean not to go there, but to go there short.

Chelsey Donn:

Like A', lot of vibrators for women.

Chelsey Donn:

It's like they're A' magenta, they're purple.

Chelsey Donn:

They're, you know, there is something about like when we, when we're getting involved

Trey Gerrald:

Right.

Trey Gerrald:

And this whole product, 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

'I mean it's called A', female Urinal.

Trey Gerrald:

So we don't need it to be

Chelsey Donn:

We don't need it to be.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

'I agree.

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Think that is, you know, sort of interesting.

Chelsey Donn:

Uh, 'I was laughing.

Chelsey Donn:

'I mean, 'I thought it was funny.

Chelsey Donn:

'I thought the humor was there in an appropriate way that didn't feel like it

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

'I really 'I mean the, it's really like the gulping and the gasping,

Chelsey Donn:

The soda and the descriptive language and all that 'I enjoyed.

Trey Gerrald:

and the impact deal.

Trey Gerrald:

'I mean they, even Tiffany says they would, they would buy it again and they're happy with it, so.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Think the impact is like good 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Think that it's maybe if somebody was like on the fence about whether or not

Chelsey Donn:

Just because it's like further, you know, letting you know how to properly use it.

Chelsey Donn:

If you're feeling A', little apprehensive.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah, 'I, but 'I feel A'.

Trey Gerrald:

Little bit like the impact of this review, even with just visually, it's like so much more about

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

it, the impact A' little bit is like, okay, but these are like the things that

Trey Gerrald:

Don't know.

Trey Gerrald:

It's very interesting

Chelsey Donn:

It just to, it's just tonally, 'I, think not what we're used to in A'.

Chelsey Donn:

One star review in A', sorry, in A' five star review.

Chelsey Donn:

But like 'I was saying, you know, with the compliment sandwich and all that

Chelsey Donn:

Refreshing.

Chelsey Donn:

Cuz sometimes when you have these reviews that are just lists and they're like, one, it's fantastic.

Chelsey Donn:

Two, it is great.

Chelsey Donn:

Three, it is fabulous, and four, get it now.

Chelsey Donn:

Like you're just like, this is not real, you know?

Chelsey Donn:

So the that impact for me is that even though there is A' part of it that feels like I'm

Trey Gerrald:

Right.

Trey Gerrald:

And they say it works.

Trey Gerrald:

Like it says, here are the things 'I noticed.

Chelsey Donn:

Right.

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

So it isn't even necessarily here are through things 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Right.

Chelsey Donn:

and 'I think that that's true.

Chelsey Donn:

Like 'I, think A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Lot of products that 'I bought that 'I love or that I've learned to love.

Chelsey Donn:

It's like when 'I first use them, there is like, there's A' learning curve.

Chelsey Donn:

You're like, oh, when 'I first bought it, 'I was doing this.

Chelsey Donn:

Then 'I realized, don't do that.

Chelsey Donn:

Do this.

Chelsey Donn:

And then it's like the most amazing thing 'I ever had.

Trey Gerrald:

It's very similar to the St.

Trey Gerrald:

Patrick's day after show last week,

Chelsey Donn:

Right?

Chelsey Donn:

Oh,

Trey Gerrald:

where it's like A' great, great product, but it just has these

Trey Gerrald:

One person found it

Chelsey Donn:

Yeah, and says something about Tiffany again, so many of these

Chelsey Donn:

You know, Tiffany's not gonna let these little things upset her.

Chelsey Donn:

She's just gonna move on with her life.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

And 'I also like the last little thing, like 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Wonder if Tiffany went on A'.

Trey Gerrald:

Little more about how it is good if then 'I would not believe like, like 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

It's almost sort of like the right, it is the right amount.

Chelsey Donn:

Right.

Chelsey Donn:

Like if Tiffany were to really be going to bat A' little harder 'I feel like,

Chelsey Donn:

Is this like planted

Trey Gerrald:

'I think 'I can crown.

Trey Gerrald:

Tiffany, what do

Chelsey Donn:

can crown.

Trey Gerrald:

All right.

Trey Gerrald:

So ChelseyBD and 'I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards.

Trey Gerrald:

In an effort to be fair and not influence one another, we will

VOICEOVER:

The Queens are Tabulating to A' school.

Chelsey Donn:

Tree is deciding.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay, the Queens are unanimous.

Chelsey Donn:

Four and A' half crowns.

Chelsey Donn:

Four and A' half crowns.

Chelsey Donn:

Four.

Chelsey Donn:

Tiffany.

Chelsey Donn:

Um, 'I really like this.

Chelsey Donn:

Review.

Chelsey Donn:

Trey, 'I really like Tiffany's tone.

Chelsey Donn:

Um, 'I like the way they come across as truthful as A' real person.

Chelsey Donn:

'I believe that they use the product, um, and had, you know, an actual experience with it.

Chelsey Donn:

They are not just throwing around flowery language for no reason.

Chelsey Donn:

They did their own research and now they're coming back with further information.

Chelsey Donn:

'I think that's pretty queenly.

Chelsey Donn:

Um, dunno why 'I didn't go A', full Review Queen to be.

Chelsey Donn:

But it felt like A' four and A' half Crown review to me.

Chelsey Donn:

So that's why 'I went with four and A' half.

Chelsey Donn:

How about you Trey?

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Trey Gerrald:

You know, 'I really feel like this is, this really is Queen Lee 'I mean there,

Trey Gerrald:

Things that are detracting from the value that it, it is sort of puzzling

Trey Gerrald:

Just because that like it gurgled and bubbled liter bottle on Tiffany's vagina

Trey Gerrald:

You know what 'I, you know what 'I mean?

Trey Gerrald:

Like,

Chelsey Donn:

'I do know what you

Trey Gerrald:

like also like maybe 'I do want, maybe 'I am like weird

Chelsey Donn:

maybe one.

Chelsey Donn:

A'.

Chelsey Donn:

Gurgle.

Trey Gerrald:

No, I'm saying like maybe 'I want the fu shaan.

Trey Gerrald:

Like maybe I'm like pro woman.

Trey Gerrald:

Like fuck you, if you have an issue.

Trey Gerrald:

If you don't wanna see me over here standing up peeing, that's on you.

Trey Gerrald:

And like I'm inviting the discourse.

Trey Gerrald:

just because like Tiffany wants it like, like 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Feel like I'm definitely in Tiffany's boat, but I'm A'.

Trey Gerrald:

You know 'I don't know 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

'I think it's very queenly and 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Also don't think Tiffany needed to include A' photo, but that always.

Trey Gerrald:

Like pushes it over the edge.

Trey Gerrald:

A' Little bit for me.

Trey Gerrald:

Um, 'I 'I, it's four and A' half cuz 'I think it's very well researched, very well

Trey Gerrald:

It's just, it felt like A' big man witch, sloppy Joe with very thin buns and A' overstuffed meat of

Trey Gerrald:

That made me feel unsettled at the end of the five star that I'm like.

Trey Gerrald:

So four and A' half.

Trey Gerrald:

Yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

Very good review Trey.

Trey Gerrald:

Do you think that your female urinal is the right name for this product?

Trey Gerrald:

We didn't even talk about the obnoxious super cala.

Chelsey Donn:

'I mean 'I.

Chelsey Donn:

Don't know.

Chelsey Donn:

'I think that like the obnoxious super call of all of the Amazon products

Chelsey Donn:

We like, sometimes we don't know what to call it.

Chelsey Donn:

Like 'I needed, 'I bought A' ring and it was.

Chelsey Donn:

Too big and 'I was like, ring Resizer tight nerd.

Chelsey Donn:

You know what 'I mean?

Chelsey Donn:

And then like each one of the names said all those things.

Chelsey Donn:

So 'I can see somebody putting that into A' search.

Trey Gerrald:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Mean.

Trey Gerrald:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Guess it is A'.

Trey Gerrald:

Female urinal.

Trey Gerrald:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

If 'I, try to visualize A'.

Trey Gerrald:

Female urinal.

Trey Gerrald:

That's this,

Chelsey Donn:

'I guess, right?

Trey Gerrald:

yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

'I Don't know.

Chelsey Donn:

It's A' portable.

Chelsey Donn:

You 'I don't know.

Chelsey Donn:

It's an odd product.

Trey Gerrald:

Reusable woman.

Trey Gerrald:

P Funnel, not funeral.

Chelsey Donn:

then 'I, guess if you're selling this product and you don't write

Chelsey Donn:

'I don't know.

Trey Gerrald:

Hi Al.

Trey Gerrald:

Well,

Chelsey Donn:

But that was cool.

Chelsey Donn:

That was A' fun review.

Chelsey Donn:

That was A' product that 'I like, like we were saying, new existed but

Chelsey Donn:

So good to know that people are using the product, it's working for them.

Chelsey Donn:

And that they're able to urinate in A' place that is not their car and

Chelsey Donn:

You know that there, there are people that, uh, cuz A', urinal,

Chelsey Donn:

Anyway,

Trey Gerrald:

It is A' funnel.

Trey Gerrald:

At the end of the day, you have to like, it has to go somewhere.

Chelsey Donn:

has to go somewhere.

Chelsey Donn:

Exactly.

Trey Gerrald:

Well.

Trey Gerrald:

All right.

Trey Gerrald:

Gulp, gulp, gulp.

Trey Gerrald:

Gurgle, gurgle.

Trey Gerrald:

Ouch.

Trey Gerrald:

All right.

Trey Gerrald:

My Queen, we have reached the most regal portion of our show.

Trey Gerrald:

ChelseyBD, who are you inducting for?

Trey Gerrald:

'I.

VOICEOVER:

My Royal.

Chelsey Donn:

So happy that you asked Trey.

Chelsey Donn:

So finally my like late night scrolling of Instagram stories has paid off and 'I found

Chelsey Donn:

Have you ever heard of this?

Chelsey Donn:

Try.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay, so it's A' very cool concept that 'I can't even really believe exists.

Chelsey Donn:

'I haven't tried it yet, so maybe it's A' little premature, but 'I think it's

Chelsey Donn:

So basically you get A' package on Amazon, and there's other companies

Chelsey Donn:

You take the items out of your Amazon box, then you fill your Amazon box with donation items

Chelsey Donn:

You go to this website, give back.com.

Chelsey Donn:

You can get A' free shipping label.

Chelsey Donn:

And then that those items will then be distributed and donated.

Chelsey Donn:

So it's giving A' new life to the shipment box, to the Amazon box that's probably just

Chelsey Donn:

Anyway.

Chelsey Donn:

And it's giving you an opportunity to donate like right from the comfort of your home.

Chelsey Donn:

You just put stuff in A' Box, you know, and ship it off.

Chelsey Donn:

And that's that.

Chelsey Donn:

And 'I just thought, that's so fascinating cuz you know we always get these Amazon packages.

Chelsey Donn:

'I have things right now downstairs.

Chelsey Donn:

that I've been meaning to bring to Goodwill and the idea that 'I can just go fill up

Chelsey Donn:

And so many brands are doing it now.

Chelsey Donn:

Overstock, 'I, 'I mentioned Amazon Loft, r e, 'I Levi's, Anne Taylor, Lego, Nordstrom.

Chelsey Donn:

Bed Bath and Beyond 'I mean.

Chelsey Donn:

There's just like so many companies that have now jumped on board with this

Chelsey Donn:

And 'I wanted to nominate give back box as My, Royal, Highness, and encourage all of us,

Chelsey Donn:

Using give back box and giving your items new life.

Chelsey Donn:

So give back box.com.

Trey Gerrald:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Love that.

Trey Gerrald:

That's so smart.

Chelsey Donn:

Isn't that smart?

Chelsey Donn:

It's like, why didn't 'I think of that?

Chelsey Donn:

But it's great.

Trey Gerrald:

All right, well, we'll keep everyone updated and if you use it Queens, let us know.

Trey Gerrald:

Give back box.com.

Trey Gerrald:

Love it.

Trey Gerrald:

Awesome.

Trey Gerrald:

All right, well we did A' Queen.

Trey Gerrald:

That's another round on the Argue A' Gurgling soda Pop RQ Ferris Wheel of Giving Back.

Chelsey Donn:

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Chelsey Donn:

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Trey Gerrald:

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Chelsey Donn:

On today's after show podcast, we are reading and reviewing A' three star

Chelsey Donn:

Sketch, watercolor markers, scented, assorted, set of 12.

Trey Gerrald:

Ooh, are those little smelly

Chelsey Donn:

remember those that they used to sniff all the time?

Chelsey Donn:

'I used to smell them in elementary school sketch.

Trey Gerrald:

Mr.

Trey Gerrald:

Sketch, 'I can see him in my mind's

Chelsey Donn:

Yes.

Chelsey Donn:

So to find out what made Trey say,

Trey Gerrald:

Mm-hmm.

Trey Gerrald:

, did you ever speak Pig Latin And to find out what made ChelseyBD say

Chelsey Donn:

and don't, don't, don't use this as the preview.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Trey Gerrald:

then?

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Golly, buckaroo, honky donkey, Moy doy, puy woozy.

Trey Gerrald:

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Trey Gerrald:

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Trey Gerrald:

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you're A' Queen.

Trey Gerrald:

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Chelsey Donn:

A'

Trey Gerrald:

popsi.

Chelsey Donn:

Moy Popsi.

Trey Gerrald:

ChelseyBD, are you peeing right now?

Chelsey Donn:

listen, it wouldn't be the first time.

Chelsey Donn:

That's all I'll say about

Trey Gerrald:

Little Gurgles.

Chelsey Donn:

Oh my goodness.

Trey Gerrald:

Do you know that's from?

Chelsey Donn:

Little Gurgles.

Trey Gerrald:

Mm-hmm.

Chelsey Donn:

No.

Trey Gerrald:

It's A'.

Trey Gerrald:

Sonim lyric

Chelsey Donn:

Uh, from which show?

Trey Gerrald:

and 'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Guess.

Chelsey Donn:

Mm, no.

Trey Gerrald:

Do you know what show has kids in it?

Trey Gerrald:

That's Sonim.

Trey Gerrald:

'I.

Trey Gerrald:

Guess A'.

Trey Gerrald:

Lot of them

Chelsey Donn:

in the park with George.

Chelsey Donn:

Does that Sunheim 'I don't know.

Trey Gerrald:

but into the woods.

Chelsey Donn:

yeah.

Chelsey Donn:

Okay.

Chelsey Donn:

Little Gurgles.

Chelsey Donn:

Gurgle.

Trey Gerrald:

gurgles.

Trey Gerrald:

Little gurgles everywhere.

Trey Gerrald:

'I look.

Trey Gerrald:

'I can see them.

Chelsey Donn:

Yes.

Chelsey Donn:

Bye.

Chelsey Donn:

'I.