Today we have a huge brewery buyout, an annoyed listener,
Speaker:email taking a coma in your car, and a full ten minutes on the
Speaker:benefits of warm beer. Let's go.
Speaker:By the skin of your teeth. My teeth are officially skinned.
Speaker:And welcome into the Craft Beer Republic.
Speaker:I am Greg and over there is big Flexy. What's up?
Speaker:It'd be really weird if teeth had skin. That would be weird.
Speaker:I don't know why people say that. It's the weirdest.
Speaker:It annoys me every time because I'm like that.
Speaker:Either it's gross because, like, the thought of shaving your
Speaker:teeth freaks me out, or it's just stupid because you don't
Speaker:have skin on your teeth anyways. I've never thought of it till now,
Speaker:so just just go on. Nobody needs to hear this.
Speaker:It's not getting any better. Uh, follow us on the socials.
Speaker:@CraftBeerRepublic. Of course. @CraftBeerRepublic.
Speaker:All that good stuff. Shout out to our top listening
Speaker:city of last week. And that is Ontario, California.
Speaker:Okay, so I just had to question this real quick because you said you've
Speaker:been kind of brain foggy lately. Sure. Yeah.
Speaker:I meant to check with you before the show, actually. California.
Speaker:Actually, California. Okay. Just making sure. Yes.
Speaker:Not, uh, not Canada. Same initials though.
Speaker:It's Ontario, CA, so I can see where the confusion is not wrong.
Speaker:Yeah, but there is an airport out there, so, uh, not the smallest city,
Speaker:but out pretty inland past LA. Nothing good happens out there, that
Speaker:kind of thing. There you have it. There's your California lesson. Well.
Speaker:Thank you. I learned something today. Yes, uh, real quickly.
Speaker:Don't forget, we're still doing nerd stuff.
Speaker:We're trying to the craft beer and the beer podcast terms.
Speaker:Go leave your reviews on Apple Podcasts, all that good stuff.
Speaker:It's. It's my SEO experiment. In fact, uh, our friends over at
Speaker:the Beer and Bikini Podcast, as I was doing the research and seeing,
Speaker:like, where we were in the charts, all of a sudden I noticed they had
Speaker:popped up to like, I forget what it was like. Number four on The beard.
Speaker:Just when you search beer, nothing else.
Speaker:And so I hit her up and was like, hey, you know, like, are you seeing
Speaker:a huge increase in downloads? She goes, I don't know why.
Speaker:And she went checked. Like, turns out I am.
Speaker:I was like, well, turns out you're ranking higher in Apple Podcasts.
Speaker:So I'm doing everyone's research. I should start charging for this.
Speaker:Not a terrible idea. I mean, that's kind of your thing.
Speaker:Yeah, people pay me for this anyways. Um, do you mind if I crack a beer?
Speaker:Please do. Oh, time to crack.
Speaker:Out of my beer. Out of my bed. I Love My Beer I do.
Speaker:That looks really good. Dude, this is gorgeous.
Speaker:It's a hazy everyone, and it's exactly what you think
Speaker:of when you think of hazy. Visually, this is shelter beer.
Speaker:Funny story about this in a second. Shelter beer company out of Montrose,
Speaker:Colorado. Sorta. I'm drinking Million Dollar hazy
Speaker:from the brewery, they say, inspired by the legendary million
Speaker:dollar highway winding its way through the San Juan Mountains.
Speaker:This hazy IPA captures the view from the top.
Speaker:Soft, smooth and luminous Colorado grown grains and Montrose blue
Speaker:Mesa water give it a pillowy body, while mosaic, Citra and Sabro hops
Speaker:layer notes of tropical fruit, coconut and citrus hazy and
Speaker:golden like a mountain sunrise. It's a beer that proves the best
Speaker:things in life come with a little elevation. And I like their website.
Speaker:There's tasting notes, there's grain bill hops used yeast used the water.
Speaker:They used the fermentation, the vessel they used.
Speaker:Even brewing process is a step mashed in our four vessel 30
Speaker:barrel brewhouse. I mean, love the detail here,
Speaker:guys. That is astounding. Yeah. 6.6. 8%. Let me swap over here.
Speaker:Has a 3.81 on untapped. You stingy bastards on the old
Speaker:schnauzer. I'm never going to forget that.
Speaker:The water from Montrose comes from Blue Mesa. Yeah, right.
Speaker:Uh, I am getting some tropical notes. Maybe some coconut in there.
Speaker:Uh, it's a light nose, so let me dig in the old Tongue-jobber. Mhm. Mhm.
Speaker:Sobro. It's like that, uh, sunscreen. Hop. You said sobro.
Speaker:You got me really, really hard. Yeah. This is, uh. This is nice.
Speaker:I love me some sabro hops. Yeah. This is like the smell of the
Speaker:most delicious sunscreen, but in taste form. It's, uh, tropical.
Speaker:It's coconutty. It, uh, is pillowy. It even has, like,
Speaker:a little effervescence to it, like it's not over carbonated.
Speaker:It just kind of, like, sparkles on the tongue a little bit.
Speaker:So, um. I do like that. I like a little tongue. Sparkle.
Speaker:Who doesn't like a little tongue sparkle from time to time.
Speaker:Uh, it's got Colorado grown pilsner malt, wheat malt, and flaked oats.
Speaker:The yeast is coastal Hayes. I'm really enjoying this.
Speaker:I think 381 is a little, uh, for this one, I.
Speaker:I don't know if it's because it's a brewery no one's heard of or what,
Speaker:but, um, bump it up to a four motherfuckers.
Speaker:I got a single of this bad boy from the craft beer thrift shop, and I
Speaker:actually am wishing I got Quatro. Well, there's always time to go back.
Speaker:There is, because nothing moves off those shelves. Nope, nope.
Speaker:You might be able to even barter for a cheaper price. I will trade you.
Speaker:I was a little worried because there's no date on here, and I was
Speaker:like, oh man, being at Total wine like this could be from last week or
Speaker:this could be from last century. So, um,
Speaker:it appears to be pretty fresh. Let's hope that that's the case.
Speaker:If it's not, then it can only get better from here,
Speaker:but I'm definitely enjoying it. It's funny, I will say here's
Speaker:here's the can for Flex big old shelter across the top. It's green.
Speaker:It's hard to see, but it's like green topography. Map on the can.
Speaker:Kind of cool. Um. Shelter beer. I never really heard of weed had I've
Speaker:had shelter distilling from mammoth, and in fact, they were on the
Speaker:show back when I looked it up. Batch 103 had the guys from
Speaker:Shelter Distilling on the show, and they also brew beer.
Speaker:I didn't know I was I was today years old.
Speaker:I was looking up the stats for the show and I realized that
Speaker:they're the same company. They just it looks like they must
Speaker:do their beer out in Colorado now instead of in mammoth or some of the
Speaker:beer. I don't know, but it's it's. Kind of fun. Yeah. Same thing.
Speaker:So same company. So I was like, oh, that's cool.
Speaker:I didn't realize they were doing that same. Circle moment for you. Yeah.
Speaker:So shelter beer slash distillery I don't know Kansas shelter beer.
Speaker:So I'm going with it. But I really enjoy it.
Speaker:I've never seen their beer canned before. It was forever.
Speaker:It was just taproom only, so that's awesome. And, um. Yeah.
Speaker:Yeah, I'm digging the shit out of this.
Speaker:I would definitely drink three and a half more.
Speaker:I just I love it when they can get those sabro hops to, like,
Speaker:vomit out that coconut flavor. I don't even understand how it
Speaker:happens from a hop. I don't know, but it vomited all
Speaker:over the place. It's so good. Ooh, she was vomiting in my mouth.
Speaker:I know. Baby birding sabro hops. So many people are turning off.
Speaker:Their radios right now. So disgusted. No, the baby bird thing.
Speaker:That was actually a little talk of the town today when I went
Speaker:out to lunch. And, uh, Sam, who's a bartender,
Speaker:every world's famous best bartender at Eagle Park, uh, he's in a band.
Speaker:And they flew out to Daytona this past weekend for Daytona Bike Week.
Speaker:Is there, uh, the house band for the main motorcycle company that
Speaker:puts it together. So they got to open up for Kip Moore,
Speaker:who's like a pretty big country star. Okay.
Speaker:But, you know, Daytona Bike Week, lots of parties, bars,
Speaker:all this whatnot going on. And he's telling us stories
Speaker:showing us these crazy videos. And he said at this one bar they went
Speaker:to, there was multiple bartenders. He said, every bar is essentially
Speaker:like a strip club down there because the bartenders wear next to nothing.
Speaker:Hello. And they each they each have their
Speaker:own menu of different shots that you can take, not the. Each bartender.
Speaker:But yes, because he said they have like their own little square bar.
Speaker:So it's almost like a farmer's market,
Speaker:but with scantily clad bartenders. I hope those guys are hot.
Speaker:And he was saying that he was naming off some of these shots,
Speaker:and one of them was a baby bird shot. And I said, I'm sorry, is that where
Speaker:the lady puts the booze in her mouth and then spits it into yours?
Speaker:And he said, yes, that's exactly what it was.
Speaker:So in the big joke today, it was just baby birding.
Speaker:Everything to whomever. But I, I would totally do that.
Speaker:I'm not. I might be sick in the head. I would do it.
Speaker:Is there something about that that's hot to you?
Speaker:Like a hot chick, baby birding some booze?
Speaker:No, it's it's not hot at all. Okay. Cause I'm thinking like that is not
Speaker:a turn on, no matter how hot she. I mean, sure, I'll take the
Speaker:interaction with said hot lady, but nothing about that activity
Speaker:is hot to me. No, it's not nothing along that
Speaker:line at all. Okay, you just do it for the story.
Speaker:Yeah. If you're into that, turn the show
Speaker:off. Um. Bye bye. But, no, it's just. I feel like a story to tell. Like.
Speaker:Oh, yeah. We were so shitfaced. We went to this bar and this
Speaker:bartender spit, you know, a shot into dude's mouth. What a story.
Speaker:Uh, yes. What a story that would be. Yeah. And you.
Speaker:And then he was showing us a video of, uh.
Speaker:Have you ever heard of a hurricane shot? I've heard of hurricane drink.
Speaker:Yes, very. What is it? Uh, New Orleans? Yeah.
Speaker:It's like the same thing. And as a as an AMF, basically.
Speaker:But blue or something, I forget. Right.
Speaker:So this, uh, he was showing us a video of his, one of his bandmates
Speaker:taking a hurricane shot. Okay, so you slot back the mixture
Speaker:of whatever they make for you, slug it back, then they spit
Speaker:water in your face and slap you. And we're not talking like a
Speaker:little slap. We're talking like slap in the
Speaker:face contest kind of slap. And this is some real Florida shit.
Speaker:Yeah, that's exactly what they said. Just super duper Florida man
Speaker:type shit. Wow. I, uh yeah,
Speaker:I don't know what to say to that. Yeah, I don't know. It's, uh.
Speaker:I don't know if I would do that one, though.
Speaker:I don't like getting hit in the face. No, that's not my favorite pastime.
Speaker:I'll tell you what. So now here's the question for you.
Speaker:When it comes to either or, would you rather do a baby bird shot or a shot?
Speaker:Oh, you know, that's actually a really tough question because you're
Speaker:right. I do not want to get slapped. I also don't necessarily need,
Speaker:uh, a lady from the bar spitting into my mouth.
Speaker:Um, well, I was starting to lead towards Baby Bird.
Speaker:And here's where I changed my mind. It's Florida. Fair enough.
Speaker:I was like, I don't know what's in that mouth.
Speaker:Or how many. You know what? Never mind. Uh, yep. Moving on.
Speaker:What else is up with your, uh, your fellas at the bar? Uh.
Speaker:Fellas at the bar? Well, uh, Brett, newer listener
Speaker:to the show. Hi, Brett. He was telling us a wonderful story
Speaker:about how when his, uh, him and his wife went to the same college. Okay.
Speaker:And, you know, they they kind of knew each other a little bit from there.
Speaker:And she was kind of telling him stories about when her and her
Speaker:girlfriends used to get together and go out.
Speaker:That's my favorite movie. Right. And, uh,
Speaker:you know how guys get together and they go out and they go to, you know,
Speaker:Mack on chicks. Right? Yeah. It's like, you know, patented,
Speaker:patented guy thing. You're 21. So his wife was like, yeah,
Speaker:we used to get together to go out for dudes, and they would call it
Speaker:Mack and Scrote. I'm sorry. What? Now they would actively go out
Speaker:to Mack on Scrote. So does that mean they specifically
Speaker:wanted to make out with Scrotes? I'm thinking a little more than
Speaker:make out, but but yeah, that was the end game.
Speaker:That was the goal and that was where they wanted to get to.
Speaker:Where were they when I was in college? That's what I'm saying.
Speaker:I don't know if I've ever heard of that before. Holy shit.
Speaker:Neither have I. I missed out in my 20s.
Speaker:But you know what? Good for them girls, man. Yeah.
Speaker:Doing the Lord's work. Right? Getting their. Applause. Yeah.
Speaker:Hell, yeah. That's amazing. Plus, the term Mac and Scrote.
Speaker:It just lives rent free in my brain. It might need to be the episode
Speaker:title. Batch 501. Mac and Scrote. Mac and Scrote. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker:Don't put Scrote in any of the reviews, though,
Speaker:because I don't think they'll turn on to a different podcast search.
Speaker:That's some SEO that we're not looking forward to. Yeah.
Speaker:So yeah, that's pretty much everything that's going on right now.
Speaker:And, uh, the Monday crew. Good. Good times.
Speaker:Uh, well, we got an email from a listener who I guess is nameless.
Speaker:Maybe it's Brett. Probably not. They're angry. It sounds a little.
Speaker:Fontana. Jimmy. Subject are tap lists getting
Speaker:out of control. Hey, Greg and Flex, long time
Speaker:listener. First time emailer. I've got a question that's been
Speaker:bugging me. Is it just me or the brewery?
Speaker:Tap lists getting ridiculous. I walked into a local spot last
Speaker:weekend and they had 28 beers on tap. All caps 28.
Speaker:Half of them were hazy IPAs with slightly different names,
Speaker:three pastry stouts that sounded like full desserts, two hard seltzers,
Speaker:a smoothie sour, and something that had terpenes in the description.
Speaker:I still don't know what that means. When did we go from simple, well-made
Speaker:beer to needing a spreadsheet and a flavor glossary just to order a pint?
Speaker:Don't get me wrong, I love options, but I also kind of miss when a
Speaker:brewery had like 8 to 10 solid beers and you actually knew what
Speaker:you were drinking. Now I feel like I needed to
Speaker:train for all of it. Our brewery is doing too much.
Speaker:Or am I just becoming the old guy yelling at Hazy Cloud?
Speaker:Uh, would love your take. And if you say I'm wrong,
Speaker:I'll buy the next round. Cheers. Overwhelmed in Orange County?
Speaker:You're wrong. Yeah. I just want free beer with you.
Speaker:I'm not. I don't actually think he's wrong.
Speaker:I just I want the free beer he's promising.
Speaker:I don't know, I love options, and I do like, especially when
Speaker:you're at a brewery that does, like the four ounce taster glasses.
Speaker:Um, you know, if you're at somewhere that just does the pints,
Speaker:it's a little bit overwhelming. But when you get the chance,
Speaker:you know, to go out, have, you know, five little four ounce beers, six
Speaker:little four ounce beers, you know, where you're not taking in too much,
Speaker:but you're still getting to try a decent amount of what's out there.
Speaker:Um, I thoroughly enjoy it. I am somewhere in the middle.
Speaker:I like choices, obviously. When when you've got 28, though,
Speaker:that feels. That feels like a Cheesecake
Speaker:Factory menu. Which when I go to the Cheesecake
Speaker:Factory, I already know what I'm ordering every time.
Speaker:Oh, see, I don't I don't go that often.
Speaker:I go like, you know, once every five years or something.
Speaker:And I know they got, you know, a whole pizza section, a whole pasta
Speaker:section, a whole burger section. But I gotta read through the
Speaker:whole damn thing. And by the time I'm done,
Speaker:everyone's ordering dessert. So 28 might be a lot.
Speaker:I do appreciate the variety. Like, I was trying to think of who
Speaker:does it well, and I think there does not exist does a really good job
Speaker:of having like a couple of each. Let's be honest,
Speaker:when I'm going there does not exist. I'm going to be a fucking haze whore.
Speaker:And if I had my way, they'd have 5 or 6 hazes on tap.
Speaker:But they never do. It's always like two.
Speaker:And then maybe a third. That's like a double.
Speaker:But it's smart because they have a kolsch, they have a Pils,
Speaker:they have a lager, they've got a couple Westies,
Speaker:they've got a couple hazes. Sometimes they have a dark beer,
Speaker:sometimes they don't. It's smart. You get a little of this and a
Speaker:little of that. I think you're welcoming in more
Speaker:people, but you're not overwhelming people. Okay, see, I don't know.
Speaker:For me, the part I don't like about it, at least to when I go
Speaker:to my my favorite location. They do beer so well in every
Speaker:style that the worst part is when you open the menu and you
Speaker:see like six lagers on there, you don't know what lager to pick
Speaker:because they're all so good. Then you go to the IPA section.
Speaker:You're like, Jesus Christ. These are like seven amazing beers.
Speaker:How do I hone in on which one I choose?
Speaker:And that is the frustrating part for me is where it's like, that's
Speaker:where you want to keep drinking and keep drinking where it's not.
Speaker:Maybe a great thing, but yeah, so that's where I could say that,
Speaker:you know, maybe, maybe it is a little too much.
Speaker:But that's not their fault that they do such great stuff. Yeah.
Speaker:I mean, if all 28 beers are fantastic examples of those of those styles,
Speaker:then, okay, I could I could see it a little bit, but there's there's
Speaker:got to be some misses on there and pare it down just a little bit.
Speaker:28 just feels like a lot. Uh, there's a local brewery near
Speaker:us that does nowhere near 28. In fact, I think they have the
Speaker:right number of taps. Um, for the size brewery they are.
Speaker:I'd say it's probably 10 to 12. Let's call it 12.
Speaker:My big complaint about them is they don't do very many styles outside of
Speaker:there, cause they have like ten Coors and then the occasional rotation.
Speaker:It's a lot of Coors. Yeah, it's like the same ten
Speaker:beers are always on. I'm like, man, do some,
Speaker:do some new shit. Have some for Coors five. Cause.
Speaker:But you know, when most of your tablets.
Speaker:Cause that's what bugs me the most. Respect.
Speaker:Overwhelmed in Orange County. Thanks for emailing in male
Speaker:@CraftBeerRepublic dot com. If, uh, you guys would like to
Speaker:do the same and complain about something or not complain,
Speaker:maybe it's something nice. Who knows? I did picture Fontana Jim calling
Speaker:though, and complaining about that. Yeah, I went to this brewery and
Speaker:they had 28 goddamn taps. Well, Greg and Flex, let me tell ya.
Speaker:This sounded like a slowed down Hulk Hogan. Let me tell ya, brother.
Speaker:Well, you know, I. Got done at WinCo and I went to
Speaker:a brewery. That was my Fontana gym impression,
Speaker:that's all. Yeah, man. Fontana gym. We miss you, bud. Call us. Yeah.
Speaker:Please complain about something. Please call us.
Speaker:Uh, normally at this point in the show, I would hit some music and
Speaker:find out what Flex is drinking, but, um, Flex is not. Are you okay?
Speaker:Yeah. I'm fine. Should I send. Help? Well, well as well.
Speaker:On on the home front. So. Had this Fat Tuesday at work, right?
Speaker:I need to make it clear I am not a religious individual.
Speaker:This gentleman at work, it's gonna make it all that more.
Speaker:Not a religious individual. Okay? And, uh, he's kind of got this issue
Speaker:where he's gotta bust it up to. Then he refuses to eat food.
Speaker:So he started making a reason to drink.
Speaker:Maybe he should give up drinking as well, since he's not well.
Speaker:He used to eat like shit. We're talking like $90 DoorDash
Speaker:orders, and. Yeah, so he said, yeah, maybe I
Speaker:just give up drinking altogether, uh, you know, for lent.
Speaker:And I said, yeah, I said, why not? And I said, uh, if you do it,
Speaker:I'll do it with you. You know, kind of like a support
Speaker:buddy system thing. And now it's just become a running
Speaker:joke at work that we have given up drinking for 40 days and nights.
Speaker:Of course. Because the nights are the most
Speaker:important part. Yeah, because the 40 days part
Speaker:is easy. Yes, yes. So, uh, that is what is going on
Speaker:right now. Huh? So in reality, you're enabling
Speaker:his weirdness about the dentist. That's what I'm hearing here.
Speaker:Yes, yes, because he is, uh, that's why he's his cracked tooth.
Speaker:He's got an actual fear, a phobia of the dentist to where
Speaker:he takes, he sweats, he dry, heaves, cries like all the above.
Speaker:Like, can't even call the dentist without getting worked up.
Speaker:It's pretty crazy, like hearing him talk about it and like hearing him
Speaker:talk about driving past dentist offices and how it'll ruin his day
Speaker:just driving past the dental office. This guy needs some therapy.
Speaker:Super therapy. And so that was the idea that,
Speaker:you know, he's he's cut off eating food, and he just eats
Speaker:pudding and mashed potatoes and. Oh, because that's good for your
Speaker:teeth. Pudding. Well, you know. That's not better.
Speaker:He figures he's not getting calories anywhere else, so that's
Speaker:why he can eat the sugar. Right? So actually, I know a guy who
Speaker:he's not quite this bad, but he's he's pretty bad.
Speaker:He's he's close to this guy. And he found a dentist that will
Speaker:even for the lightest of things like cleanings, will give him
Speaker:the the nine night pill. And he will take it like an hour
Speaker:before his appointment. And basically his wife helps him
Speaker:into the car and has to help him up to the. No kidding. Yeah.
Speaker:In fact, they've had to wheel him a few times.
Speaker:One time I got a surprise call. It was like, hi.
Speaker:Uh, do you know you know this person's name?
Speaker:And I said, yes, he needs a ride from the dentist.
Speaker:I was like, where's his wife? She's not answering the phone.
Speaker:I was like. Geez. Okay, I'll be right there.
Speaker:So I never really knew that this existed, this sedation dentistry.
Speaker:Yeah, it's totally a thing. In fact, I go to the same dentist
Speaker:as him because at the time I needed a dentist and he was like,
Speaker:hey, I love my dentist. You should go and definitely
Speaker:take the pill. I've never done the knockout pill.
Speaker:Um, I always drive myself. The only time I wish I would
Speaker:have done it was I did have to have a root canal.
Speaker:That was pretty nasty, but it ended up being a good thing
Speaker:I didn't because I had to go to like some specialist the same day.
Speaker:So I was like, I'm never, never gonna do that pill again
Speaker:or again in the first place, because I would not have been able
Speaker:to get myself to the specialist at that point. Right. Yeah.
Speaker:So I was like looking up different offices around the area that do the
Speaker:sedation and there's like some really gnarly dentists out there like,
Speaker:yeah, this one place was saying how they have like a room with
Speaker:massage chairs. Oh, shit. They offer, uh,
Speaker:different beverages to you, and they play whatever music you
Speaker:want to be played to. Calm down. And it's like this whole, like,
Speaker:aura room. Get a happy ending. Yeah. And they did not put that on the
Speaker:website. Not sure if it, you know,
Speaker:maybe it happens. Maybe. Maybe it's like a tip thing.
Speaker:I don't know that these things are these dentists, you know,
Speaker:they used to be the highest suicide rate profession. Oh.
Speaker:Because people are so afraid of them and they hate their, you know,
Speaker:hate going there, and that they had like a super high suicide rate.
Speaker:So maybe they took that into consideration or like.
Speaker:Maybe so they're trying to turn things around a little. Bit.
Speaker:How can we make people not fear us? Right. Yeah.
Speaker:And they came to the conclusion of massage chairs. Yeah.
Speaker:That's all it took. That would get me going. Wow.
Speaker:All right, so I guess I'm drinking for two for the next, what,
Speaker:five weeks or something? Yeah. Do you want to know my new, uh.
Speaker:What is this? Over April 2nd. Thursday,
Speaker:April 2nd is when lent is over. I'm giving up sobriety for lent.
Speaker:Does that count? That's a good thing. Do you want to hear what I've
Speaker:been drinking? What my little like urge is now?
Speaker:Oh, gosh. Go on. Just to feed. Feed the hunger. Uh huh.
Speaker:Are you drinking? Have you ever. Was that athletic or whatever?
Speaker:No no no no no no no. I would never. You ever heard of a dirty soda?
Speaker:Isn't that just a soda with vodka in it? No, it's like a soda with cream.
Speaker:Like cream? Isn't that half and half or, like,
Speaker:coffee creamer? I don't know. I'm pretty sure it's called a
Speaker:dirty soda. Okay. So I was hanging out in my living
Speaker:room watching TV one night, and I was like, man, I had, like,
Speaker:half a Diet Coke left in my cup. Like, I got the urge for
Speaker:something a little sweet. And I thought, hey,
Speaker:I got I got some French vanilla coffee creamer. Oh, no.
Speaker:And I thought, hey, people do this. It's gotta be good.
Speaker:And you just do a little splash in the Diet Coke and it is just
Speaker:heaven in your mouth. Wipe that look off your face.
Speaker:No, you gotta. You gotta try it. No. So this doesn't sound good at all.
Speaker:So I did text my buddy Andy, and I said, hey, man,
Speaker:this is what I'm on now. So he went out and he bought
Speaker:himself some French vanilla creamer and a bunch of soda,
Speaker:and now he does the same shit. And he texted me today,
Speaker:said that he needed a re-up, and he sent me a picture of a bottle
Speaker:of coffee cream, a 12 pack of zero A and W root beer and cherry Pepsi.
Speaker:You guys need help? And a dentist? I'm telling you, you gotta try it.
Speaker:I think I'll pass, but. The root beer, by the way,
Speaker:is the best. We did take a Sunday at work,
Speaker:and we. I brought in some creamer. I mean, that probably tastes
Speaker:like root beer float, right? Oh. It's amazing.
Speaker:It tastes exactly like a melted root beer float.
Speaker:It is dessert in a cup. You ready to. To fucking stone me to death?
Speaker:Not a root beer float fan. Ah, I mean, I get it.
Speaker:It's just, you know what I want? I want a root beer and I want some
Speaker:ice cream, but I don't want them fucking. Oh, I love them fucking. No.
Speaker:And I love being like the third wheel in it too.
Speaker:No, no, I want to be the, uh, the pimp to their hoes.
Speaker:I tell them what to do, but not at the same time.
Speaker:Okay, I guess I can respect your decision.
Speaker:I don't like it, but I respect it. I appreciate that. Yeah. Um.
Speaker:All right. Well, Flex is drink or Greg? Me?
Speaker:I'm drinking for two for the next few weeks, so, um, people want
Speaker:to send in some beer reviews. I'll happily play them on the show.
Speaker:Otherwise, I'm gonna get real drunk. There you have it.
Speaker:I was gonna text you today and say, hey, maybe,
Speaker:maybe two beers on the show for you. I thought I almost did,
Speaker:and I thought, you know what? We know what the reading's gonna
Speaker:be like. Words get hard. Words get real hard.
Speaker:I'm already tired enough, and I just. I don't think the people deserve
Speaker:that. It looks like a fucked up chocolate
Speaker:milk that you're showing me. Yeah, it's really good.
Speaker:I do like your glass, though. It's a sweet glass.
Speaker:I don't know, my old glasses. My wife got them. I don't know.
Speaker:That's cool looking. Nice design. Very like art deco water glass.
Speaker:And now it's a dirty soda glass. Oh, you're a dirty soda.
Speaker:Uh, all right, a little news before we get out of here.
Speaker:Big news today as we record, uh, Tilray is going to acquire BrewDog,
Speaker:their brand, their IP, and their U.K. brewery and 11 pubs for 33 million.
Speaker:I guess that's pounds. Sounds heavy. Uh, Tilray Brands has acquired
Speaker:key assets of Scottish craft brewer BrewDog for £33 million.
Speaker:The deal includes Brewdog's global brand and intellectual property,
Speaker:its main brewery in L in Scotland and 11 pubs across the UK and Ireland.
Speaker:Tilray said it was. It is also negotiating a separate
Speaker:deal for US and Australian assets, which could close within the
Speaker:next 30 days. Tilray expects the acquisition
Speaker:to generate roughly $200 million in annual net revenue,
Speaker:and contribute 6 to $8 million in adjusted Where the fuck that is?
Speaker:Why are you giving me weird acronyms? BrewDog is one of the most iconic
Speaker:mission driven craft beer brands in the UK, said Tilray CEO Irwin Simon.
Speaker:Has he never read the news? Adding that the company plans to.
Speaker:That's a terrible name. Come on, Irwin Simon,
Speaker:two first names. Adding the company plans to
Speaker:focus refocus the brand on craft beer excellence and return it to
Speaker:profitable growth. Sorry, I know you've got two
Speaker:first names, too. Yeah. Don't. Don't tell anybody. Yeah.
Speaker:I won't hold it against you. Flex amiss. That was really dumb.
Speaker:BrewDog once valued as high as £2 billion, even heavier,
Speaker:and has more than 200,000 individual shareholders from its equity for
Speaker:punks crowdfunding campaigns, though reports indicate those
Speaker:investors are unlikely to see returns from the sale.
Speaker:The acquisition continues Tilray's strategy of buying every
Speaker:fucking craft beer brand ever. Following the previous deals for
Speaker:former Anheuser-Busch and Molson Coors Kraft brands.
Speaker:Yeah, I was gonna say that does not sound surprising.
Speaker:Uh, the Tilray buy him out, but also feel like that's kind of a deal for
Speaker:them. 33 million whatevers. Yeah. I mean,
Speaker:what does that equate to in dollars? Yeah, I guess I could have done that.
Speaker:Um, given our economy probably quite a bit 40 over $44 million. Yeah.
Speaker:I still feel like that's kind of got to be a steal for him.
Speaker:Maybe, I don't know. I mean, breweries aren't worth
Speaker:that anymore, are they? I don't know, what do I look like,
Speaker:a brewery worker. Guy? Appraiser? Yeah. That's what I said. Yeah.
Speaker:Sorry, I it's a weird connection issue. I went through a tunnel.
Speaker:Uh, this one hits close to home. Drake's brewing out of NorCal.
Speaker:Fig mountain out of my hood. Uh, form joint venture under
Speaker:West Coast Craft banner. Drake's Brewing and Figueroa
Speaker:mountain brewing have formed a joint venture known as West Coast Craft,
Speaker:the companies announced last week. In addition to Drake's and
Speaker:Figueroa mountain, the JV will include Bear Republic,
Speaker:which Drake's acquired in 2023, and Lager Brand House beer,
Speaker:which is part of Figueroa mountain. WCC brands will retain their
Speaker:independence in marketing, branding and innovation,
Speaker:and there is no change in ownership, per the announcement.
Speaker:What'd you guys just become? Friends. Like what? What is it?
Speaker:If you're not changing. Anything, it sounds like a
Speaker:drunken night that we're like, hey, we should do this. Yeah.
Speaker:You guys all double Dutch. Like a real vague new name.
Speaker:Yeah. West coast craft. Yeah. I'm also, I'm actually kind of
Speaker:surprised that it wasn't taken for something else already. That's true.
Speaker:Uh, also hot Take Drake's hasn't been relevant in a long time.
Speaker:In Fig.. Fig.. Mountain's just gross, so suck it.
Speaker:The only thing worth anything there. Is bare republic.
Speaker:Don't fuck up bare republic. You heard it. Here. You hear it here.
Speaker:Don't fuck it up. Don't fuck it up. See how much hate mail I get for
Speaker:that one? Uh, along the same lines,
Speaker:Left Hand Collective adds Bootstrap Brewing and will move their
Speaker:production to the left hand facility. Just everybody joining up.
Speaker:And San Diego's finest city beverages platform grows with
Speaker:House of Mason acquisition. Latitude brewing, the umbrella that
Speaker:includes latitude 33 and Thorne Brewing, has acquired the House
Speaker:of Mason brand platform um, which includes Mason Aleworks Epic Brewing,
Speaker:which they've been on the show. Second Chance Beer Co, Castellum
Speaker:Ciders, Old Harbor Distilling, and Swell Soda.
Speaker:The deal closed on December 31st, according to a press release.
Speaker:Lots of mergers and friendliness happening.
Speaker:Yeah, that was like the theme of 2025.
Speaker:And it seems to be spilling into 2026. Really does.
Speaker:Um, this should surprise no. One. Monster alcohol net sales
Speaker:declined nearly $37 million. Get right out of town last year.
Speaker:And they take a $53.7 million impairment on their alcohol brands.
Speaker:And for those of you that are new in impairment charges,
Speaker:an accounting write down that reduces the value of an asset
Speaker:when it's determined to be worth less than it originally expected.
Speaker:Most of that charge, 51.2 million, was recorded in the fourth quarter
Speaker:bad fourth quarter last year. That's usually how you lose games.
Speaker:Right? Touche. Uh, if you ever want to kill a
Speaker:brewery off, just sell it to monster at this point,
Speaker:Boston Beer. Oh, this is sad news. Boston Beer's Angel City Brewing
Speaker:sets last day for April 30th. Angel City Brewery's last day in
Speaker:operation will be April 30th, the LA based Boston Beer
Speaker:subsidiary announced on social media earlier this month.
Speaker:Plans for the brewery's closure were revealed in August, when Boston Beer
Speaker:announced it would shutter its truly LA taproom and Angel city locations.
Speaker:The company also shared hopes to sell Angel city so the brand can live on,
Speaker:but that has yet to materialize. I am a little surprised that no
Speaker:one's at least tried for the IP of Angel city, but here we are.
Speaker:Yeah. What are you gonna do? What are you should.
Speaker:There you go. You know what? I got 20 bucks. Offer it.
Speaker:Yeah, I probably have 20 bucks to. I could scrounge some up.
Speaker:The CBR collective is gonna offer $40. $40 for Angel city IP.
Speaker:Sounds like a deal to me. Let's do it.
Speaker:We'll probably still lose money. It's worth a. Shot.
Speaker:It's worth a shot. We'll end it with this one.
Speaker:And, uh, thanks to the homie Davis for sending this in,
Speaker:that he was eating a cannibal sandwich as he sent it to me.
Speaker:With some blue moon ice cream. Mhm. And other Wisconsin things.
Speaker:Playing cribbage. Yes. And having a what is it, a brandy.
Speaker:Old fashioned. Sweet. Yes. Yeah. So, uh, a drunk driver,
Speaker:they say, fell asleep. More like takes a coma at the wheel.
Speaker:A suspected drunk driver was arrested after police say they
Speaker:found him unresponsive behind the wheel at a Lakewood intersection,
Speaker:the Lakewood Police Department said Tuesday evening.
Speaker:Officers were called to the 20th Avenue and Wadsworth Boulevard
Speaker:for a welfare check on a driver who was asleep behind the wheel
Speaker:when officers arrived. They found the unconscious
Speaker:driver and a passenger who was waking up inside the vehicle.
Speaker:Officers say they were unable. Unable to wake the driver,
Speaker:so they removed him from the vehicle. As a safety precaution,
Speaker:the driver and the passenger were taken to a hospital.
Speaker:Once there, the driver's blood alcohol concentration What?
Speaker:It's got to be bad, like 0.27 or something. You're so not even close.
Speaker:Oh. Come on. I've never heard this number before.
Speaker:What's the most insane ABV you can think of? And somebody's not dying.
Speaker:Uh, like 0.46. Okay, it was 0.636. Come on. Almost 12 times the limit.
Speaker:Speechless. Yes. The driver,
Speaker:who was not publicly identified, was treated and then arrested. Treated?
Speaker:I bet he was like, that guy's. A fucking blood transfusion.
Speaker:I think that's how you treat that. I think you got a fresh liver
Speaker:while he was there, too. Jesus Christ. 6.636.
Speaker:And that's once they got him to the hospital. You know, it was higher.
Speaker:Well, yeah, it had to have been before he
Speaker:committed off a little bit. Right? It's fucking nuts that that dude
Speaker:should be dead. There you have it. Speechless. I left Flex speechless.
Speaker:So with that, I'll hit some music and I'll say hi, Vanessa. Hi, Vanessa.
Speaker:Sounds like some shit that should have happened in Florida.
Speaker:But alas, it was Colorado. Uh, thank you all for listening.
Speaker:Thanks for doing the things you do. Follow us.
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Speaker:Since I'm drinking for two these days. We'll put it on the show.
Speaker:I do believe that's everything. I hope you're all staying very
Speaker:well hydrated. And on that note. Good night everybody.