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Today we have a huge brewery buyout, an annoyed listener,

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email taking a coma in your car, and a full ten minutes on the

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benefits of warm beer. Let's go.

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By the skin of your teeth. My teeth are officially skinned.

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And welcome into the Craft Beer Republic.

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I am Greg and over there is big Flexy. What's up?

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It'd be really weird if teeth had skin. That would be weird.

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I don't know why people say that. It's the weirdest.

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It annoys me every time because I'm like that.

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Either it's gross because, like, the thought of shaving your

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teeth freaks me out, or it's just stupid because you don't

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have skin on your teeth anyways. I've never thought of it till now,

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so just just go on. Nobody needs to hear this.

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It's not getting any better. Uh, follow us on the socials.

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@CraftBeerRepublic. Of course. @CraftBeerRepublic.

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All that good stuff. Shout out to our top listening

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city of last week. And that is Ontario, California.

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Okay, so I just had to question this real quick because you said you've

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been kind of brain foggy lately. Sure. Yeah.

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I meant to check with you before the show, actually. California.

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Actually, California. Okay. Just making sure. Yes.

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Not, uh, not Canada. Same initials though.

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It's Ontario, CA, so I can see where the confusion is not wrong.

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Yeah, but there is an airport out there, so, uh, not the smallest city,

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but out pretty inland past LA. Nothing good happens out there, that

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kind of thing. There you have it. There's your California lesson. Well.

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Thank you. I learned something today. Yes, uh, real quickly.

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Don't forget, we're still doing nerd stuff.

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We're trying to the craft beer and the beer podcast terms.

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Go leave your reviews on Apple Podcasts, all that good stuff.

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It's. It's my SEO experiment. In fact, uh, our friends over at

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the Beer and Bikini Podcast, as I was doing the research and seeing,

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like, where we were in the charts, all of a sudden I noticed they had

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popped up to like, I forget what it was like. Number four on The beard.

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Just when you search beer, nothing else.

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And so I hit her up and was like, hey, you know, like, are you seeing

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a huge increase in downloads? She goes, I don't know why.

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And she went checked. Like, turns out I am.

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I was like, well, turns out you're ranking higher in Apple Podcasts.

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So I'm doing everyone's research. I should start charging for this.

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Not a terrible idea. I mean, that's kind of your thing.

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Yeah, people pay me for this anyways. Um, do you mind if I crack a beer?

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Please do. Oh, time to crack.

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Out of my beer. Out of my bed. I Love My Beer I do.

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That looks really good. Dude, this is gorgeous.

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It's a hazy everyone, and it's exactly what you think

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of when you think of hazy. Visually, this is shelter beer.

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Funny story about this in a second. Shelter beer company out of Montrose,

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Colorado. Sorta. I'm drinking Million Dollar hazy

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from the brewery, they say, inspired by the legendary million

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dollar highway winding its way through the San Juan Mountains.

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This hazy IPA captures the view from the top.

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Soft, smooth and luminous Colorado grown grains and Montrose blue

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Mesa water give it a pillowy body, while mosaic, Citra and Sabro hops

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layer notes of tropical fruit, coconut and citrus hazy and

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golden like a mountain sunrise. It's a beer that proves the best

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things in life come with a little elevation. And I like their website.

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There's tasting notes, there's grain bill hops used yeast used the water.

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They used the fermentation, the vessel they used.

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Even brewing process is a step mashed in our four vessel 30

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barrel brewhouse. I mean, love the detail here,

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guys. That is astounding. Yeah. 6.6. 8%. Let me swap over here.

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Has a 3.81 on untapped. You stingy bastards on the old

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schnauzer. I'm never going to forget that.

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The water from Montrose comes from Blue Mesa. Yeah, right.

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Uh, I am getting some tropical notes. Maybe some coconut in there.

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Uh, it's a light nose, so let me dig in the old Tongue-jobber. Mhm. Mhm.

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Sobro. It's like that, uh, sunscreen. Hop. You said sobro.

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You got me really, really hard. Yeah. This is, uh. This is nice.

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I love me some sabro hops. Yeah. This is like the smell of the

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most delicious sunscreen, but in taste form. It's, uh, tropical.

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It's coconutty. It, uh, is pillowy. It even has, like,

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a little effervescence to it, like it's not over carbonated.

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It just kind of, like, sparkles on the tongue a little bit.

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So, um. I do like that. I like a little tongue. Sparkle.

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Who doesn't like a little tongue sparkle from time to time.

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Uh, it's got Colorado grown pilsner malt, wheat malt, and flaked oats.

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The yeast is coastal Hayes. I'm really enjoying this.

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I think 381 is a little, uh, for this one, I.

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I don't know if it's because it's a brewery no one's heard of or what,

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but, um, bump it up to a four motherfuckers.

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I got a single of this bad boy from the craft beer thrift shop, and I

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actually am wishing I got Quatro. Well, there's always time to go back.

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There is, because nothing moves off those shelves. Nope, nope.

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You might be able to even barter for a cheaper price. I will trade you.

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I was a little worried because there's no date on here, and I was

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like, oh man, being at Total wine like this could be from last week or

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this could be from last century. So, um,

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it appears to be pretty fresh. Let's hope that that's the case.

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If it's not, then it can only get better from here,

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but I'm definitely enjoying it. It's funny, I will say here's

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here's the can for Flex big old shelter across the top. It's green.

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It's hard to see, but it's like green topography. Map on the can.

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Kind of cool. Um. Shelter beer. I never really heard of weed had I've

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had shelter distilling from mammoth, and in fact, they were on the

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show back when I looked it up. Batch 103 had the guys from

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Shelter Distilling on the show, and they also brew beer.

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I didn't know I was I was today years old.

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I was looking up the stats for the show and I realized that

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they're the same company. They just it looks like they must

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do their beer out in Colorado now instead of in mammoth or some of the

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beer. I don't know, but it's it's. Kind of fun. Yeah. Same thing.

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So same company. So I was like, oh, that's cool.

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I didn't realize they were doing that same. Circle moment for you. Yeah.

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So shelter beer slash distillery I don't know Kansas shelter beer.

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So I'm going with it. But I really enjoy it.

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I've never seen their beer canned before. It was forever.

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It was just taproom only, so that's awesome. And, um. Yeah.

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Yeah, I'm digging the shit out of this.

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I would definitely drink three and a half more.

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I just I love it when they can get those sabro hops to, like,

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vomit out that coconut flavor. I don't even understand how it

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happens from a hop. I don't know, but it vomited all

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over the place. It's so good. Ooh, she was vomiting in my mouth.

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I know. Baby birding sabro hops. So many people are turning off.

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Their radios right now. So disgusted. No, the baby bird thing.

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That was actually a little talk of the town today when I went

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out to lunch. And, uh, Sam, who's a bartender,

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every world's famous best bartender at Eagle Park, uh, he's in a band.

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And they flew out to Daytona this past weekend for Daytona Bike Week.

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Is there, uh, the house band for the main motorcycle company that

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puts it together. So they got to open up for Kip Moore,

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who's like a pretty big country star. Okay.

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But, you know, Daytona Bike Week, lots of parties, bars,

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all this whatnot going on. And he's telling us stories

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showing us these crazy videos. And he said at this one bar they went

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to, there was multiple bartenders. He said, every bar is essentially

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like a strip club down there because the bartenders wear next to nothing.

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Hello. And they each they each have their

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own menu of different shots that you can take, not the. Each bartender.

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But yes, because he said they have like their own little square bar.

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So it's almost like a farmer's market,

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but with scantily clad bartenders. I hope those guys are hot.

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And he was saying that he was naming off some of these shots,

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and one of them was a baby bird shot. And I said, I'm sorry, is that where

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the lady puts the booze in her mouth and then spits it into yours?

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And he said, yes, that's exactly what it was.

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So in the big joke today, it was just baby birding.

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Everything to whomever. But I, I would totally do that.

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I'm not. I might be sick in the head. I would do it.

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Is there something about that that's hot to you?

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Like a hot chick, baby birding some booze?

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No, it's it's not hot at all. Okay. Cause I'm thinking like that is not

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a turn on, no matter how hot she. I mean, sure, I'll take the

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interaction with said hot lady, but nothing about that activity

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is hot to me. No, it's not nothing along that

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line at all. Okay, you just do it for the story.

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Yeah. If you're into that, turn the show

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off. Um. Bye bye. But, no, it's just. I feel like a story to tell. Like.

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Oh, yeah. We were so shitfaced. We went to this bar and this

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bartender spit, you know, a shot into dude's mouth. What a story.

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Uh, yes. What a story that would be. Yeah. And you.

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And then he was showing us a video of, uh.

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Have you ever heard of a hurricane shot? I've heard of hurricane drink.

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Yes, very. What is it? Uh, New Orleans? Yeah.

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It's like the same thing. And as a as an AMF, basically.

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But blue or something, I forget. Right.

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So this, uh, he was showing us a video of his, one of his bandmates

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taking a hurricane shot. Okay, so you slot back the mixture

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of whatever they make for you, slug it back, then they spit

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water in your face and slap you. And we're not talking like a

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little slap. We're talking like slap in the

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face contest kind of slap. And this is some real Florida shit.

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Yeah, that's exactly what they said. Just super duper Florida man

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type shit. Wow. I, uh yeah,

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I don't know what to say to that. Yeah, I don't know. It's, uh.

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I don't know if I would do that one, though.

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I don't like getting hit in the face. No, that's not my favorite pastime.

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I'll tell you what. So now here's the question for you.

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When it comes to either or, would you rather do a baby bird shot or a shot?

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Oh, you know, that's actually a really tough question because you're

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right. I do not want to get slapped. I also don't necessarily need,

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uh, a lady from the bar spitting into my mouth.

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Um, well, I was starting to lead towards Baby Bird.

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And here's where I changed my mind. It's Florida. Fair enough.

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I was like, I don't know what's in that mouth.

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Or how many. You know what? Never mind. Uh, yep. Moving on.

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What else is up with your, uh, your fellas at the bar? Uh.

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Fellas at the bar? Well, uh, Brett, newer listener

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to the show. Hi, Brett. He was telling us a wonderful story

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about how when his, uh, him and his wife went to the same college. Okay.

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And, you know, they they kind of knew each other a little bit from there.

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And she was kind of telling him stories about when her and her

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girlfriends used to get together and go out.

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That's my favorite movie. Right. And, uh,

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you know how guys get together and they go out and they go to, you know,

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Mack on chicks. Right? Yeah. It's like, you know, patented,

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patented guy thing. You're 21. So his wife was like, yeah,

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we used to get together to go out for dudes, and they would call it

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Mack and Scrote. I'm sorry. What? Now they would actively go out

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to Mack on Scrote. So does that mean they specifically

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wanted to make out with Scrotes? I'm thinking a little more than

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make out, but but yeah, that was the end game.

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That was the goal and that was where they wanted to get to.

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Where were they when I was in college? That's what I'm saying.

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I don't know if I've ever heard of that before. Holy shit.

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Neither have I. I missed out in my 20s.

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But you know what? Good for them girls, man. Yeah.

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Doing the Lord's work. Right? Getting their. Applause. Yeah.

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Hell, yeah. That's amazing. Plus, the term Mac and Scrote.

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It just lives rent free in my brain. It might need to be the episode

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title. Batch 501. Mac and Scrote. Mac and Scrote. Yeah, I don't know.

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Don't put Scrote in any of the reviews, though,

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because I don't think they'll turn on to a different podcast search.

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That's some SEO that we're not looking forward to. Yeah.

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So yeah, that's pretty much everything that's going on right now.

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And, uh, the Monday crew. Good. Good times.

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Uh, well, we got an email from a listener who I guess is nameless.

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Maybe it's Brett. Probably not. They're angry. It sounds a little.

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Fontana. Jimmy. Subject are tap lists getting

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out of control. Hey, Greg and Flex, long time

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listener. First time emailer. I've got a question that's been

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bugging me. Is it just me or the brewery?

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Tap lists getting ridiculous. I walked into a local spot last

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weekend and they had 28 beers on tap. All caps 28.

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Half of them were hazy IPAs with slightly different names,

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three pastry stouts that sounded like full desserts, two hard seltzers,

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a smoothie sour, and something that had terpenes in the description.

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I still don't know what that means. When did we go from simple, well-made

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beer to needing a spreadsheet and a flavor glossary just to order a pint?

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Don't get me wrong, I love options, but I also kind of miss when a

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brewery had like 8 to 10 solid beers and you actually knew what

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you were drinking. Now I feel like I needed to

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train for all of it. Our brewery is doing too much.

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Or am I just becoming the old guy yelling at Hazy Cloud?

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Uh, would love your take. And if you say I'm wrong,

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I'll buy the next round. Cheers. Overwhelmed in Orange County?

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You're wrong. Yeah. I just want free beer with you.

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I'm not. I don't actually think he's wrong.

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I just I want the free beer he's promising.

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I don't know, I love options, and I do like, especially when

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you're at a brewery that does, like the four ounce taster glasses.

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Um, you know, if you're at somewhere that just does the pints,

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it's a little bit overwhelming. But when you get the chance,

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you know, to go out, have, you know, five little four ounce beers, six

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little four ounce beers, you know, where you're not taking in too much,

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but you're still getting to try a decent amount of what's out there.

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Um, I thoroughly enjoy it. I am somewhere in the middle.

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I like choices, obviously. When when you've got 28, though,

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that feels. That feels like a Cheesecake

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Factory menu. Which when I go to the Cheesecake

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Factory, I already know what I'm ordering every time.

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Oh, see, I don't I don't go that often.

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I go like, you know, once every five years or something.

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And I know they got, you know, a whole pizza section, a whole pasta

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section, a whole burger section. But I gotta read through the

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whole damn thing. And by the time I'm done,

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everyone's ordering dessert. So 28 might be a lot.

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I do appreciate the variety. Like, I was trying to think of who

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does it well, and I think there does not exist does a really good job

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of having like a couple of each. Let's be honest,

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when I'm going there does not exist. I'm going to be a fucking haze whore.

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And if I had my way, they'd have 5 or 6 hazes on tap.

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But they never do. It's always like two.

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And then maybe a third. That's like a double.

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But it's smart because they have a kolsch, they have a Pils,

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they have a lager, they've got a couple Westies,

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they've got a couple hazes. Sometimes they have a dark beer,

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sometimes they don't. It's smart. You get a little of this and a

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little of that. I think you're welcoming in more

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people, but you're not overwhelming people. Okay, see, I don't know.

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For me, the part I don't like about it, at least to when I go

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to my my favorite location. They do beer so well in every

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style that the worst part is when you open the menu and you

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see like six lagers on there, you don't know what lager to pick

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because they're all so good. Then you go to the IPA section.

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You're like, Jesus Christ. These are like seven amazing beers.

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How do I hone in on which one I choose?

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And that is the frustrating part for me is where it's like, that's

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where you want to keep drinking and keep drinking where it's not.

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Maybe a great thing, but yeah, so that's where I could say that,

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you know, maybe, maybe it is a little too much.

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But that's not their fault that they do such great stuff. Yeah.

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I mean, if all 28 beers are fantastic examples of those of those styles,

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then, okay, I could I could see it a little bit, but there's there's

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got to be some misses on there and pare it down just a little bit.

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28 just feels like a lot. Uh, there's a local brewery near

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us that does nowhere near 28. In fact, I think they have the

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right number of taps. Um, for the size brewery they are.

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I'd say it's probably 10 to 12. Let's call it 12.

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My big complaint about them is they don't do very many styles outside of

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there, cause they have like ten Coors and then the occasional rotation.

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It's a lot of Coors. Yeah, it's like the same ten

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beers are always on. I'm like, man, do some,

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do some new shit. Have some for Coors five. Cause.

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But you know, when most of your tablets.

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Cause that's what bugs me the most. Respect.

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Overwhelmed in Orange County. Thanks for emailing in male

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@CraftBeerRepublic dot com. If, uh, you guys would like to

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do the same and complain about something or not complain,

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maybe it's something nice. Who knows? I did picture Fontana Jim calling

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though, and complaining about that. Yeah, I went to this brewery and

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they had 28 goddamn taps. Well, Greg and Flex, let me tell ya.

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This sounded like a slowed down Hulk Hogan. Let me tell ya, brother.

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Well, you know, I. Got done at WinCo and I went to

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a brewery. That was my Fontana gym impression,

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that's all. Yeah, man. Fontana gym. We miss you, bud. Call us. Yeah.

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Please complain about something. Please call us.

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Uh, normally at this point in the show, I would hit some music and

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find out what Flex is drinking, but, um, Flex is not. Are you okay?

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Yeah. I'm fine. Should I send. Help? Well, well as well.

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On on the home front. So. Had this Fat Tuesday at work, right?

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I need to make it clear I am not a religious individual.

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This gentleman at work, it's gonna make it all that more.

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Not a religious individual. Okay? And, uh, he's kind of got this issue

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where he's gotta bust it up to. Then he refuses to eat food.

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So he started making a reason to drink.

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Maybe he should give up drinking as well, since he's not well.

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He used to eat like shit. We're talking like $90 DoorDash

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orders, and. Yeah, so he said, yeah, maybe I

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just give up drinking altogether, uh, you know, for lent.

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And I said, yeah, I said, why not? And I said, uh, if you do it,

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I'll do it with you. You know, kind of like a support

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buddy system thing. And now it's just become a running

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joke at work that we have given up drinking for 40 days and nights.

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Of course. Because the nights are the most

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important part. Yeah, because the 40 days part

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is easy. Yes, yes. So, uh, that is what is going on

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right now. Huh? So in reality, you're enabling

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his weirdness about the dentist. That's what I'm hearing here.

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Yes, yes, because he is, uh, that's why he's his cracked tooth.

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He's got an actual fear, a phobia of the dentist to where

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he takes, he sweats, he dry, heaves, cries like all the above.

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Like, can't even call the dentist without getting worked up.

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It's pretty crazy, like hearing him talk about it and like hearing him

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talk about driving past dentist offices and how it'll ruin his day

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just driving past the dental office. This guy needs some therapy.

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Super therapy. And so that was the idea that,

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you know, he's he's cut off eating food, and he just eats

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pudding and mashed potatoes and. Oh, because that's good for your

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teeth. Pudding. Well, you know. That's not better.

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He figures he's not getting calories anywhere else, so that's

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why he can eat the sugar. Right? So actually, I know a guy who

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he's not quite this bad, but he's he's pretty bad.

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He's he's close to this guy. And he found a dentist that will

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even for the lightest of things like cleanings, will give him

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the the nine night pill. And he will take it like an hour

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before his appointment. And basically his wife helps him

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into the car and has to help him up to the. No kidding. Yeah.

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In fact, they've had to wheel him a few times.

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One time I got a surprise call. It was like, hi.

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Uh, do you know you know this person's name?

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And I said, yes, he needs a ride from the dentist.

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I was like, where's his wife? She's not answering the phone.

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I was like. Geez. Okay, I'll be right there.

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So I never really knew that this existed, this sedation dentistry.

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Yeah, it's totally a thing. In fact, I go to the same dentist

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as him because at the time I needed a dentist and he was like,

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hey, I love my dentist. You should go and definitely

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take the pill. I've never done the knockout pill.

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Um, I always drive myself. The only time I wish I would

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have done it was I did have to have a root canal.

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That was pretty nasty, but it ended up being a good thing

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I didn't because I had to go to like some specialist the same day.

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So I was like, I'm never, never gonna do that pill again

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or again in the first place, because I would not have been able

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to get myself to the specialist at that point. Right. Yeah.

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So I was like looking up different offices around the area that do the

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sedation and there's like some really gnarly dentists out there like,

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yeah, this one place was saying how they have like a room with

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massage chairs. Oh, shit. They offer, uh,

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different beverages to you, and they play whatever music you

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want to be played to. Calm down. And it's like this whole, like,

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aura room. Get a happy ending. Yeah. And they did not put that on the

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website. Not sure if it, you know,

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maybe it happens. Maybe. Maybe it's like a tip thing.

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I don't know that these things are these dentists, you know,

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they used to be the highest suicide rate profession. Oh.

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Because people are so afraid of them and they hate their, you know,

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hate going there, and that they had like a super high suicide rate.

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So maybe they took that into consideration or like.

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Maybe so they're trying to turn things around a little. Bit.

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How can we make people not fear us? Right. Yeah.

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And they came to the conclusion of massage chairs. Yeah.

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That's all it took. That would get me going. Wow.

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All right, so I guess I'm drinking for two for the next, what,

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five weeks or something? Yeah. Do you want to know my new, uh.

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What is this? Over April 2nd. Thursday,

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April 2nd is when lent is over. I'm giving up sobriety for lent.

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Does that count? That's a good thing. Do you want to hear what I've

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been drinking? What my little like urge is now?

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Oh, gosh. Go on. Just to feed. Feed the hunger. Uh huh.

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Are you drinking? Have you ever. Was that athletic or whatever?

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No no no no no no no. I would never. You ever heard of a dirty soda?

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Isn't that just a soda with vodka in it? No, it's like a soda with cream.

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Like cream? Isn't that half and half or, like,

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coffee creamer? I don't know. I'm pretty sure it's called a

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dirty soda. Okay. So I was hanging out in my living

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room watching TV one night, and I was like, man, I had, like,

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half a Diet Coke left in my cup. Like, I got the urge for

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something a little sweet. And I thought, hey,

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I got I got some French vanilla coffee creamer. Oh, no.

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And I thought, hey, people do this. It's gotta be good.

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And you just do a little splash in the Diet Coke and it is just

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heaven in your mouth. Wipe that look off your face.

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No, you gotta. You gotta try it. No. So this doesn't sound good at all.

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So I did text my buddy Andy, and I said, hey, man,

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this is what I'm on now. So he went out and he bought

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himself some French vanilla creamer and a bunch of soda,

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and now he does the same shit. And he texted me today,

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said that he needed a re-up, and he sent me a picture of a bottle

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of coffee cream, a 12 pack of zero A and W root beer and cherry Pepsi.

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You guys need help? And a dentist? I'm telling you, you gotta try it.

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I think I'll pass, but. The root beer, by the way,

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is the best. We did take a Sunday at work,

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and we. I brought in some creamer. I mean, that probably tastes

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like root beer float, right? Oh. It's amazing.

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It tastes exactly like a melted root beer float.

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It is dessert in a cup. You ready to. To fucking stone me to death?

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Not a root beer float fan. Ah, I mean, I get it.

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It's just, you know what I want? I want a root beer and I want some

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ice cream, but I don't want them fucking. Oh, I love them fucking. No.

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And I love being like the third wheel in it too.

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No, no, I want to be the, uh, the pimp to their hoes.

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I tell them what to do, but not at the same time.

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Okay, I guess I can respect your decision.

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I don't like it, but I respect it. I appreciate that. Yeah. Um.

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All right. Well, Flex is drink or Greg? Me?

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I'm drinking for two for the next few weeks, so, um, people want

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to send in some beer reviews. I'll happily play them on the show.

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Otherwise, I'm gonna get real drunk. There you have it.

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I was gonna text you today and say, hey, maybe,

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maybe two beers on the show for you. I thought I almost did,

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and I thought, you know what? We know what the reading's gonna

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be like. Words get hard. Words get real hard.

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I'm already tired enough, and I just. I don't think the people deserve

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that. It looks like a fucked up chocolate

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milk that you're showing me. Yeah, it's really good.

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I do like your glass, though. It's a sweet glass.

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I don't know, my old glasses. My wife got them. I don't know.

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That's cool looking. Nice design. Very like art deco water glass.

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And now it's a dirty soda glass. Oh, you're a dirty soda.

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Uh, all right, a little news before we get out of here.

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Big news today as we record, uh, Tilray is going to acquire BrewDog,

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their brand, their IP, and their U.K. brewery and 11 pubs for 33 million.

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I guess that's pounds. Sounds heavy. Uh, Tilray Brands has acquired

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key assets of Scottish craft brewer BrewDog for £33 million.

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The deal includes Brewdog's global brand and intellectual property,

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its main brewery in L in Scotland and 11 pubs across the UK and Ireland.

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Tilray said it was. It is also negotiating a separate

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deal for US and Australian assets, which could close within the

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next 30 days. Tilray expects the acquisition

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to generate roughly $200 million in annual net revenue,

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and contribute 6 to $8 million in adjusted Where the fuck that is?

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Why are you giving me weird acronyms? BrewDog is one of the most iconic

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mission driven craft beer brands in the UK, said Tilray CEO Irwin Simon.

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Has he never read the news? Adding that the company plans to.

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That's a terrible name. Come on, Irwin Simon,

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two first names. Adding the company plans to

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focus refocus the brand on craft beer excellence and return it to

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profitable growth. Sorry, I know you've got two

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first names, too. Yeah. Don't. Don't tell anybody. Yeah.

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I won't hold it against you. Flex amiss. That was really dumb.

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BrewDog once valued as high as £2 billion, even heavier,

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and has more than 200,000 individual shareholders from its equity for

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punks crowdfunding campaigns, though reports indicate those

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investors are unlikely to see returns from the sale.

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The acquisition continues Tilray's strategy of buying every

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fucking craft beer brand ever. Following the previous deals for

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former Anheuser-Busch and Molson Coors Kraft brands.

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Yeah, I was gonna say that does not sound surprising.

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Uh, the Tilray buy him out, but also feel like that's kind of a deal for

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them. 33 million whatevers. Yeah. I mean,

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what does that equate to in dollars? Yeah, I guess I could have done that.

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Um, given our economy probably quite a bit 40 over $44 million. Yeah.

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I still feel like that's kind of got to be a steal for him.

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Maybe, I don't know. I mean, breweries aren't worth

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that anymore, are they? I don't know, what do I look like,

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a brewery worker. Guy? Appraiser? Yeah. That's what I said. Yeah.

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Sorry, I it's a weird connection issue. I went through a tunnel.

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Uh, this one hits close to home. Drake's brewing out of NorCal.

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Fig mountain out of my hood. Uh, form joint venture under

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West Coast Craft banner. Drake's Brewing and Figueroa

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mountain brewing have formed a joint venture known as West Coast Craft,

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the companies announced last week. In addition to Drake's and

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Figueroa mountain, the JV will include Bear Republic,

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which Drake's acquired in 2023, and Lager Brand House beer,

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which is part of Figueroa mountain. WCC brands will retain their

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independence in marketing, branding and innovation,

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and there is no change in ownership, per the announcement.

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What'd you guys just become? Friends. Like what? What is it?

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If you're not changing. Anything, it sounds like a

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drunken night that we're like, hey, we should do this. Yeah.

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You guys all double Dutch. Like a real vague new name.

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Yeah. West coast craft. Yeah. I'm also, I'm actually kind of

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surprised that it wasn't taken for something else already. That's true.

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Uh, also hot Take Drake's hasn't been relevant in a long time.

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In Fig.. Fig.. Mountain's just gross, so suck it.

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The only thing worth anything there. Is bare republic.

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Don't fuck up bare republic. You heard it. Here. You hear it here.

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Don't fuck it up. Don't fuck it up. See how much hate mail I get for

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that one? Uh, along the same lines,

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Left Hand Collective adds Bootstrap Brewing and will move their

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production to the left hand facility. Just everybody joining up.

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And San Diego's finest city beverages platform grows with

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House of Mason acquisition. Latitude brewing, the umbrella that

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includes latitude 33 and Thorne Brewing, has acquired the House

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of Mason brand platform um, which includes Mason Aleworks Epic Brewing,

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which they've been on the show. Second Chance Beer Co, Castellum

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Ciders, Old Harbor Distilling, and Swell Soda.

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The deal closed on December 31st, according to a press release.

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Lots of mergers and friendliness happening.

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Yeah, that was like the theme of 2025.

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And it seems to be spilling into 2026. Really does.

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Um, this should surprise no. One. Monster alcohol net sales

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declined nearly $37 million. Get right out of town last year.

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And they take a $53.7 million impairment on their alcohol brands.

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And for those of you that are new in impairment charges,

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an accounting write down that reduces the value of an asset

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when it's determined to be worth less than it originally expected.

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Most of that charge, 51.2 million, was recorded in the fourth quarter

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bad fourth quarter last year. That's usually how you lose games.

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Right? Touche. Uh, if you ever want to kill a

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brewery off, just sell it to monster at this point,

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Boston Beer. Oh, this is sad news. Boston Beer's Angel City Brewing

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sets last day for April 30th. Angel City Brewery's last day in

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operation will be April 30th, the LA based Boston Beer

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subsidiary announced on social media earlier this month.

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Plans for the brewery's closure were revealed in August, when Boston Beer

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announced it would shutter its truly LA taproom and Angel city locations.

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The company also shared hopes to sell Angel city so the brand can live on,

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but that has yet to materialize. I am a little surprised that no

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one's at least tried for the IP of Angel city, but here we are.

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Yeah. What are you gonna do? What are you should.

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There you go. You know what? I got 20 bucks. Offer it.

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Yeah, I probably have 20 bucks to. I could scrounge some up.

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The CBR collective is gonna offer $40. $40 for Angel city IP.

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Sounds like a deal to me. Let's do it.

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We'll probably still lose money. It's worth a. Shot.

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It's worth a shot. We'll end it with this one.

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And, uh, thanks to the homie Davis for sending this in,

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that he was eating a cannibal sandwich as he sent it to me.

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With some blue moon ice cream. Mhm. And other Wisconsin things.

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Playing cribbage. Yes. And having a what is it, a brandy.

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Old fashioned. Sweet. Yes. Yeah. So, uh, a drunk driver,

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they say, fell asleep. More like takes a coma at the wheel.

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A suspected drunk driver was arrested after police say they

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found him unresponsive behind the wheel at a Lakewood intersection,

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the Lakewood Police Department said Tuesday evening.

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Officers were called to the 20th Avenue and Wadsworth Boulevard

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for a welfare check on a driver who was asleep behind the wheel

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when officers arrived. They found the unconscious

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driver and a passenger who was waking up inside the vehicle.

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Officers say they were unable. Unable to wake the driver,

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so they removed him from the vehicle. As a safety precaution,

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the driver and the passenger were taken to a hospital.

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Once there, the driver's blood alcohol concentration What?

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It's got to be bad, like 0.27 or something. You're so not even close.

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Oh. Come on. I've never heard this number before.

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What's the most insane ABV you can think of? And somebody's not dying.

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Uh, like 0.46. Okay, it was 0.636. Come on. Almost 12 times the limit.

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Speechless. Yes. The driver,

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who was not publicly identified, was treated and then arrested. Treated?

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I bet he was like, that guy's. A fucking blood transfusion.

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I think that's how you treat that. I think you got a fresh liver

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while he was there, too. Jesus Christ. 6.636.

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And that's once they got him to the hospital. You know, it was higher.

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Well, yeah, it had to have been before he

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committed off a little bit. Right? It's fucking nuts that that dude

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should be dead. There you have it. Speechless. I left Flex speechless.

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So with that, I'll hit some music and I'll say hi, Vanessa. Hi, Vanessa.

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Sounds like some shit that should have happened in Florida.

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But alas, it was Colorado. Uh, thank you all for listening.

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Com all that good stuff. Uh, send us a beer review.

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Since I'm drinking for two these days. We'll put it on the show.

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I do believe that's everything. I hope you're all staying very

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well hydrated. And on that note. Good night everybody.