1 00:00:15,520 --> 00:00:19,040 Welcome in, everybody. It's the @CraftBeerRepublic. 2 00:00:19,040 --> 00:00:22,240 Thanks for drinking. Thanks for joining. 3 00:00:22,520 --> 00:00:27,480 I am Greg and I am being joined by the honeydew to my Bunsen. 4 00:00:27,880 --> 00:00:31,880 That's Flex. What's up, big fella? Um. Unpopular opinion. 5 00:00:33,160 --> 00:00:38,000 Honeydew is an amazing melon. And also one of my favorite Muppets. 6 00:00:38,520 --> 00:00:42,040 Well, see, and I'm a big, uh, Beaker fan. Okay? I like them both. 7 00:00:42,040 --> 00:00:44,920 I think they're so funny and so underrated. 8 00:00:45,080 --> 00:00:48,160 Um, the Muppets, 12 Days of Christmas. Uh. 9 00:00:48,600 --> 00:00:52,120 The Beaker verse is amazing. I don't think I saw that. 10 00:00:52,480 --> 00:00:55,600 Well, you hear it. It's a song. Oh, it's a song. 11 00:00:55,640 --> 00:00:59,080 Yeah, it's the 12 days of Christmas. Like the partridge in a pear tree. 12 00:00:59,120 --> 00:01:00,940 Yeah. When he gets to Beaker, he just. 13 00:01:00,980 --> 00:01:03,620 Meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep 14 00:01:03,620 --> 00:01:08,260 meep meep meep meep meep. Dude. It's great. It's amazing. 15 00:01:08,500 --> 00:01:11,300 They're great. I love them. I love them at the Disneyland thing 16 00:01:11,300 --> 00:01:14,380 that's no longer there and all that good shit, they're the best. 17 00:01:14,420 --> 00:01:16,580 Them and the Swedish chef. I like all like the. 18 00:01:16,620 --> 00:01:20,180 Swedish chef. Is. He might be the best Muppet of all 19 00:01:20,180 --> 00:01:28,060 time. Yeah. You're dirty. Dude. Uh, shout out to our top nine city 20 00:01:28,060 --> 00:01:32,700 of last week. Smooth transition. Uh, North Bergen, new Jersey. 21 00:01:32,700 --> 00:01:35,460 Sounds like something the Swedish chef said. North Bergen. 22 00:01:35,500 --> 00:01:42,100 North Bergen, Jersey, Jersey. Thanks for listening to Joisey. 23 00:01:42,140 --> 00:01:45,860 Yeah, turn off if you want. Yeah, that's actually all night. 24 00:01:45,900 --> 00:01:48,980 Yeah. Don't, don't. It's only getting better and 25 00:01:48,980 --> 00:01:51,860 sexier from here. Um, follow us on the socials. 26 00:01:51,900 --> 00:01:54,260 @CraftBeerRepublic @flex_me_a_beer underscores in between all that 27 00:01:54,260 --> 00:01:59,870 good shit, so much to get to, we have a voicemail From Geico bear. 28 00:02:00,310 --> 00:02:04,230 Whoa! It's been a minute. We'll get to Psycho Bear. 29 00:02:04,270 --> 00:02:07,710 He finally got reception. Yeah. You know what? 30 00:02:08,110 --> 00:02:11,070 I won't spoil anything. This is the best sounding from 31 00:02:11,070 --> 00:02:13,590 an audio quality standpoint. Voicemail he's ever left. 32 00:02:13,590 --> 00:02:15,110 And I was like, I could actually understand most 33 00:02:15,110 --> 00:02:18,230 of what he's saying. Okay. I'm excited. Yeah, we'll get to it. 34 00:02:18,510 --> 00:02:21,430 I did some dabbling that I want to tell you about. Okay. 35 00:02:21,510 --> 00:02:24,990 Uh, had to do some family shit that I'll complain about. Uh, yeah. 36 00:02:25,030 --> 00:02:29,310 And some booze news, of course. So if you don't mind, I'm gonna 37 00:02:29,310 --> 00:02:38,110 crack right into it. Drink up. So thirsty. Quaggy. So, Steve. 38 00:02:39,470 --> 00:02:48,310 Where do you want drinking? Out of my head. I Love My Beer. Mm. 39 00:02:48,670 --> 00:02:54,470 I am drinking Hop Butcher for the world Galaxy traveling scientists. 40 00:02:54,470 --> 00:02:57,450 Look at the color. Look at the lacing on this Wonderful. 41 00:02:57,490 --> 00:03:01,050 You're drinking from my parts. This has been poured for, like, 42 00:03:01,050 --> 00:03:03,930 ten minutes. Still all that? Lacey? Yeah. It's good. Their stuff is. 43 00:03:03,930 --> 00:03:10,330 Gorgeous. Uh, this is 5.75% for one. For one for untapped, 44 00:03:10,330 --> 00:03:15,490 with almost 2500 ratings. It says galaxy hopped American 45 00:03:15,490 --> 00:03:21,650 pale ale infused with arcane distilled hop oils. Okay, whatever. 46 00:03:21,690 --> 00:03:24,690 You know, that means. All right on the nose buds. 47 00:03:24,730 --> 00:03:28,250 I bet it's like a company that does hop sales. 48 00:03:28,290 --> 00:03:30,650 Yeah, but distilled hop oils. That's interesting. 49 00:03:32,370 --> 00:03:39,490 We get a lot of dankness on the schnoz. Classic galaxy. Yeah, just. 50 00:03:39,530 --> 00:03:43,490 I mean, dank is really filling the the nose holes there. 51 00:03:43,490 --> 00:03:46,490 Maybe a little pine, but, I mean, it's almost kind of kind of weed, 52 00:03:46,530 --> 00:03:58,460 like. Okay. Um. Tongue-jobber. Ooh. Tons of citrus and pith like. 53 00:03:58,460 --> 00:04:01,900 The bitterness comes from like a citrusy ness, not so much like a 54 00:04:01,940 --> 00:04:06,300 pine tree ness up front. Okay. Then the end is a little more piney, 55 00:04:06,460 --> 00:04:08,700 but not so much. As you can see. It's quite hazy. 56 00:04:08,900 --> 00:04:11,020 Lives up to the juiciness that it looks like. 57 00:04:11,300 --> 00:04:13,900 Um, for being an American pale, it's actually got quite the 58 00:04:13,900 --> 00:04:17,500 mouthfeel to it. So this is, uh, this is quite nice. 59 00:04:17,540 --> 00:04:21,740 I'm telling those guys, like, I have to try not to buy their stuff every 60 00:04:21,740 --> 00:04:26,180 week. They do really good stuff. Yeah, I'm trying to go through 61 00:04:26,180 --> 00:04:29,260 people's reviews here on Untappd just to see what other people are saying. 62 00:04:29,260 --> 00:04:33,740 But yeah, tons of citrus, uh, bitter hop oils at finish. 63 00:04:33,740 --> 00:04:37,260 I guess it's just it's dank to me. I guess that could be the hop oils. 64 00:04:37,700 --> 00:04:40,260 Uh, yeah, I like this. I didn't know what to expect 65 00:04:40,260 --> 00:04:42,260 when I hear American Pale Ale. I don't know what you think. 66 00:04:42,260 --> 00:04:45,420 I think like classic pale ale. Not hazy. Right? 67 00:04:45,420 --> 00:04:48,380 Like a little malty and. Yeah, uh, 68 00:04:48,420 --> 00:04:51,980 like pale 31 from Firestone or, uh, you know, Sierra Nevada pale ale, 69 00:04:51,980 --> 00:04:53,960 that kind of thing. So was surprised when I poured 70 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:56,280 it and it was hazy. It's not what I was expecting. 71 00:04:56,800 --> 00:05:01,400 Yeah, they're pretty well known for their haze business. Oh for sure. 72 00:05:01,440 --> 00:05:04,800 I mean, it's not my first Hop Butcher, but definitely my first of 73 00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:07,720 the series, The Traveling Scientist. You had one, I think, 74 00:05:07,720 --> 00:05:10,920 about two months ago. Yeah, I totally forgot until you 75 00:05:10,920 --> 00:05:13,680 showed me the can. Yeah, it has the the. 76 00:05:13,880 --> 00:05:17,200 Say it, say it, say it and tell everybody I told you. 77 00:05:17,520 --> 00:05:21,520 Amber. Was it Emory something? Erlenmeyer flask. Erlenmeyer. 78 00:05:21,560 --> 00:05:23,840 That's what it. Was. I was like Emeryville. 79 00:05:23,840 --> 00:05:27,040 No, it's a city. Shit. Yeah. You sometimes. 80 00:05:27,080 --> 00:05:29,680 You know, I can't remember what I had for lunch yesterday, 81 00:05:30,040 --> 00:05:33,400 but I'll always remember, uh, sophomore year. Chemistry. 82 00:05:33,520 --> 00:05:37,840 That's so funny. Junior year for me. And I hardly got through it. Wow. 83 00:05:38,040 --> 00:05:41,560 It's too much math. Not a matther. Really? In chemistry. Yeah. 84 00:05:41,560 --> 00:05:44,360 I don't think I had a good teacher. It was all math equations. 85 00:05:44,440 --> 00:05:47,400 Like, I already got a math class. I don't I don't need this shit. 86 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:49,640 I was not a fan because I like chemistry, 87 00:05:49,680 --> 00:05:52,930 like mixing liquids and making. Sure you have to, like, 88 00:05:52,970 --> 00:05:56,770 balance the formulas. It wasn't like super mathy, 89 00:05:56,770 --> 00:06:00,890 but it was. Oh, mine was super mathy. Mildly. Mildly mathy. Oh. 90 00:06:00,930 --> 00:06:06,170 Lucky you. I did not do well. We also got to roast marshmallows. 91 00:06:06,970 --> 00:06:10,890 Oh, like every week on the Bunsen burners. 92 00:06:11,650 --> 00:06:16,330 Which I don't know if it was safe. Eating gas. Roasted marshmallows. 93 00:06:16,610 --> 00:06:19,890 But, uh, our teacher was fucking awesome. 94 00:06:19,930 --> 00:06:23,530 Dude was nuts. That's cool. Yeah. Teacher I had was not fucking 95 00:06:23,570 --> 00:06:26,450 awesome. Well, we would do experiments. 96 00:06:26,610 --> 00:06:28,370 He was one of the only classrooms that had, like, 97 00:06:28,410 --> 00:06:33,130 a TV with a DVD player. So he had a whole shitload of CDs. 98 00:06:33,130 --> 00:06:36,410 Or he could bring in a CD and the first person to the DVD 99 00:06:36,410 --> 00:06:38,930 player to put a CD in. You would listen to that the whole 100 00:06:38,930 --> 00:06:43,010 fucking class during the experiment. It was awesome. That's cool. 101 00:06:43,050 --> 00:06:45,370 Were there any limits, like, you know, no cussing or anything 102 00:06:45,370 --> 00:06:47,850 like that? Yeah. You know, so it had to be like 103 00:06:47,890 --> 00:06:51,550 reasonable, right? Like no explicit content type shit, 104 00:06:51,550 --> 00:06:53,950 but sure. Yeah, we put on some gnarly shit. 105 00:06:53,990 --> 00:06:57,590 No Doctor Dre back in those days. Well, if it was, uh, censored. 106 00:06:57,630 --> 00:07:00,350 Absolutely. Oh, sure. Yeah. Radio edits. Oh, yeah. 107 00:07:00,790 --> 00:07:03,230 Yeah, I remember I got a kid in trouble once. 108 00:07:03,350 --> 00:07:06,550 Uh, I was in video production, and my teacher fucking loved me. 109 00:07:06,550 --> 00:07:09,150 And, I mean, it makes sense. I obviously went on to be a 110 00:07:09,310 --> 00:07:12,990 video professional. But who doesn't love you? That's who. 111 00:07:13,270 --> 00:07:15,750 But he loved me because I was actually the only good one in class. 112 00:07:15,790 --> 00:07:17,990 And so sometimes kids would be like, hey, can you, you know, 113 00:07:18,030 --> 00:07:21,470 help me edit my project or whatever. And so they wanted to use an Eminem 114 00:07:21,470 --> 00:07:24,950 song one time, I forget which one. And we did it and we watched it 115 00:07:24,950 --> 00:07:25,910 afterwards. And he's like, man, 116 00:07:25,910 --> 00:07:28,390 there's a lot of cussing in here. Do you think I'm gonna get in 117 00:07:28,390 --> 00:07:29,510 trouble? I was like, I don't know, man. 118 00:07:29,510 --> 00:07:31,350 You just tell them that it was my fault. 119 00:07:31,590 --> 00:07:35,150 So sure enough, the next day he shows the project in class and he was 120 00:07:35,150 --> 00:07:37,230 telling me I wasn't in that class. He was telling me about it. 121 00:07:37,230 --> 00:07:39,670 And teacher was like, you know, I can't accept this. 122 00:07:39,710 --> 00:07:44,590 This was, you know, way too explicit. I can't, but this is my impression of 123 00:07:44,590 --> 00:07:48,150 my. Is that what he sounded like? This is absolutely what he 124 00:07:48,150 --> 00:07:50,680 sounded like. And so after he gets done telling him 125 00:07:50,680 --> 00:07:53,440 why he can't accept this project, he goes, oh, well, Greg helped 126 00:07:53,440 --> 00:07:56,640 me edit it. He chose the song. He goes, all right, 127 00:07:56,640 --> 00:08:00,840 I guess it'll be all right. I was like, see, 128 00:08:00,840 --> 00:08:05,600 I fucking told you. Damn it, dude. That's amazing. I don't know why. 129 00:08:05,600 --> 00:08:08,040 I don't know why it works so well. Like I got away with murder in 130 00:08:08,080 --> 00:08:09,960 that class. Crazy. You were banging your teacher. 131 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:14,280 That's wild. Yeah. He had to use so much Viagra to 132 00:08:14,320 --> 00:08:18,720 keep it hard, man. Dude was old. Dude was old. 133 00:08:18,760 --> 00:08:21,720 I love that he loved you, though. That's awesome. Yeah. Good times. 134 00:08:21,880 --> 00:08:24,480 Uh, all right, back to the beer stuff. Oh, I read this. 135 00:08:24,480 --> 00:08:26,800 I didn't want to do, like, a whole story about it, because I just 136 00:08:26,800 --> 00:08:29,680 thought it was interesting, though. But apparently, 20 something year 137 00:08:29,720 --> 00:08:34,880 olds are not opening tabs anymore. Oh. Yeah. Like, kids are just going. 138 00:08:34,920 --> 00:08:37,800 Kids are just going up in pain, you know? 139 00:08:37,840 --> 00:08:40,000 Drink at a time with their credit cards. 140 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:43,440 And I guess not only is it a huge hassle for bartenders and slowing 141 00:08:43,480 --> 00:08:47,500 service down, but it's also causing all like these bars to pay more in 142 00:08:47,500 --> 00:08:50,820 credit card fees because they're transacting more transactions. 143 00:08:50,820 --> 00:08:56,820 Yeah. Yeah. So, uh. Hey, kids, open a tab, you weirdos. 144 00:08:56,860 --> 00:09:01,260 Speaking of kids, um, I felt really old today. Oh. 145 00:09:01,620 --> 00:09:04,500 I was, uh, getting ready to cut the grass. 146 00:09:04,540 --> 00:09:07,260 And when I say getting ready to cut the grass, it means, like, 147 00:09:07,260 --> 00:09:11,700 I have to, like, stretch. Really get myself mentally 148 00:09:11,700 --> 00:09:14,980 prepared to do something I really don't want to do. 149 00:09:15,900 --> 00:09:19,380 And my neighbor across the street, they had a couple kids, 150 00:09:19,380 --> 00:09:23,020 ones away at college. Their son had his first year at 151 00:09:23,020 --> 00:09:24,980 college, so now he's back for the summer. 152 00:09:25,740 --> 00:09:29,620 One of his friends had a table in the back of his car as he was backing up 153 00:09:29,620 --> 00:09:34,900 into his driveway today. And I'm at. I'm that old that now the 154 00:09:34,900 --> 00:09:41,660 neighbor kids are bringing tables for drinking games. Oh damn it. 155 00:09:42,580 --> 00:09:47,750 And I just really have never felt like there's a lot of shit 156 00:09:47,750 --> 00:09:49,910 that happens in life that makes me feel old. 157 00:09:49,910 --> 00:09:53,470 Working with kids that say they weren't born yet when I graduated. 158 00:09:53,870 --> 00:09:57,230 I get it. Um, but this one, 159 00:09:58,190 --> 00:10:02,270 this took the cake for sure. Especially because they brought a 160 00:10:02,270 --> 00:10:08,070 table for a game that we used to play about 15 years ago that nobody 161 00:10:08,070 --> 00:10:12,430 else had ever played that we knew. And it kind of made me happy 162 00:10:12,430 --> 00:10:17,110 that the game still alive. Um. But it also made me just feel like 163 00:10:17,110 --> 00:10:20,830 a grandpa. What game is this? It was called, uh, beer. 164 00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:25,310 Dice or beer? Die. Beer die. I don't think I've ever seen this. 165 00:10:25,310 --> 00:10:28,990 So what we did, they actually had, like, a whole four leg table for 166 00:10:28,990 --> 00:10:32,750 this one. Like a rectangle table. We would play on a piece of plywood, 167 00:10:32,750 --> 00:10:36,830 like a three by three piece of plywood, and you would put a 168 00:10:36,830 --> 00:10:40,470 piece of tape in the middle like centre court type for basketball. 169 00:10:40,870 --> 00:10:44,410 And then you would tape off four corners of the table. 170 00:10:45,250 --> 00:10:48,530 So two people would be on each side, and you would be on the same side as 171 00:10:48,530 --> 00:10:52,570 your teammate, and you'd sit in a chair at a corner while your cup was 172 00:10:52,570 --> 00:10:57,410 in the corner corner of the table, and you'd throw a die up in the air. 173 00:10:58,130 --> 00:11:02,730 Your hand couldn't go above the table on the throw, and the die had to go 174 00:11:02,730 --> 00:11:06,770 above everybody's head at the table. Oh, and then, you know, 175 00:11:06,810 --> 00:11:12,210 because dice have all like the one, two, four corner, eight corners, 176 00:11:12,250 --> 00:11:14,770 eight corners. So when it hits a table, 177 00:11:14,810 --> 00:11:17,850 you know it rolls. It's what it does. It's what it's supposed to do. 178 00:11:18,610 --> 00:11:20,970 So you're supposed to try to throw it as high as you could. 179 00:11:21,490 --> 00:11:23,410 It would bounce and roll off the table. 180 00:11:23,410 --> 00:11:27,890 And then it was on the other team to catch it as it rolled off the table. 181 00:11:28,130 --> 00:11:33,090 Uh, you know, how it does so mysteriously and unpredictably 182 00:11:33,090 --> 00:11:35,850 is the word I was looking for. And if you didn't catch it, 183 00:11:35,890 --> 00:11:38,170 it hit the ground. That would be a point for the 184 00:11:38,170 --> 00:11:40,850 other team. A point for the rollers of the right. 185 00:11:40,850 --> 00:11:42,580 The point for the throwers. Yeah. Throwers. 186 00:11:42,620 --> 00:11:45,980 And then if you hit somebody's cup with the the dies, 187 00:11:45,980 --> 00:11:48,940 it was on the table. It would. You'd have to take a drink. 188 00:11:48,980 --> 00:11:51,620 You could throw the die in the person's cup. 189 00:11:51,620 --> 00:11:55,180 And then that whole team would have to drink or chug their cup. 190 00:11:55,540 --> 00:11:59,100 And if the die stayed on the table, depending on the number that it 191 00:11:59,100 --> 00:12:02,620 stayed, the thrower would have to drink that many drinks. 192 00:12:02,660 --> 00:12:03,740 I kind of like this. Oh, 193 00:12:03,780 --> 00:12:08,260 it was a it was a really fun game. It was, you know, it's athleticism. 194 00:12:08,260 --> 00:12:13,420 It's, um, there's a lot of fun. So to see these kids fucking 195 00:12:13,420 --> 00:12:17,740 playing this game. Yeah. It was nostalgic, but also it 196 00:12:17,740 --> 00:12:21,260 just made me feel like I said, like a fucking grandpa. 197 00:12:21,460 --> 00:12:24,740 Well, I'm old as dirt, and now I want to learn how to play this game. 198 00:12:25,060 --> 00:12:29,820 It's it's not hard to learn. It's pretty much as simple as I laid 199 00:12:29,820 --> 00:12:32,940 it out. You know what we need to do? You need to come out for, uh, 200 00:12:32,980 --> 00:12:35,140 Nick's birthday. Always has a big birthday party. 201 00:12:35,780 --> 00:12:39,460 Teach us how to play. What is that? Uh, end of August. 202 00:12:39,780 --> 00:12:44,080 Yeah. It's hot. There It is hot. They got a pool. They got a. Pool. 203 00:12:44,080 --> 00:12:47,240 I do like pools. Yeah. It's, uh. You know, what do they call it? 204 00:12:47,240 --> 00:12:49,080 A white trash pool. It's above ground. 205 00:12:49,480 --> 00:12:53,880 Oh, that's a normal pool. Yeah. So it's a common folk pool. 206 00:12:53,920 --> 00:12:58,040 Common folk? Yeah. Yes. But if you need me to have I write 207 00:12:58,040 --> 00:13:00,880 another letter to your wife, let me know. I'll let you know. 208 00:13:02,680 --> 00:13:04,960 I'm sure it'll go over well. Just like the last one did. 209 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:08,640 Yeah, it always does. Yeah. I'm sure she totally saw it, too. 210 00:13:08,680 --> 00:13:14,680 Yeah, she was a voodoo doll of you. That's why my dick hurts right now. 211 00:13:17,160 --> 00:13:21,240 Damn, it makes sense. Oh. Uh, well, speaking of kids, 212 00:13:21,280 --> 00:13:23,720 you know, we've talked about all the kids these days. 213 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:27,240 How they're drinking less alcohol and doing more of the weed, man. 214 00:13:27,760 --> 00:13:30,680 And you know what I heard on the radio? They're hooking up less. 215 00:13:30,880 --> 00:13:35,480 What? Yeah. Tinder. Never been on, first off, 216 00:13:35,480 --> 00:13:40,410 but they had more. Of a Grindr guy. Yeah. Love me some dudes. 217 00:13:40,850 --> 00:13:46,130 Uh, but I just, uh, had heard on the radio that Tinder had to do, 218 00:13:46,170 --> 00:13:49,450 like, a rebranding or like a remarketing. Oh, no. Shit. 219 00:13:49,490 --> 00:13:53,410 Because the new generation is hooking up less. 220 00:13:53,650 --> 00:13:58,810 So it has to be more like a it's like a hangout app or something like that. 221 00:13:58,810 --> 00:14:02,610 To where? Like, fuck that. Yeah. It's super bizarre. You know what's. 222 00:14:03,250 --> 00:14:06,090 When I was 18, 19 years old, all I wanted to fucking do was 223 00:14:06,090 --> 00:14:09,050 hook up. Yeah. Fuck. When I was 30 years old, 224 00:14:09,170 --> 00:14:10,650 all I wanted to do was hook up. Well, 225 00:14:10,650 --> 00:14:13,730 I was already married with kids, but. Yeah, I mean, 226 00:14:14,090 --> 00:14:17,970 28 is when I met my wife. So when I was 28 years old, 227 00:14:17,970 --> 00:14:19,810 all I wanted to do was. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. 228 00:14:19,810 --> 00:14:21,890 Definitely not a 30 when we were already together and well 229 00:14:21,890 --> 00:14:26,850 established in a relationship. I love you, honey. Uh, but. Yeah. 230 00:14:26,890 --> 00:14:29,250 So they're hooking up less, and they're drinking less. 231 00:14:29,290 --> 00:14:31,850 Like, what is happening? Fuck. All right. 232 00:14:31,970 --> 00:14:35,050 Slight detour off the story I was going to talk about, but, uh, 233 00:14:35,570 --> 00:14:38,830 I won't I won't say who this was because I don't want to call out this 234 00:14:38,830 --> 00:14:43,470 person's kid and have people know. But somebody was telling me over 235 00:14:43,470 --> 00:14:47,070 the weekend that their daughter has just started dating. 236 00:14:47,070 --> 00:14:51,870 She's 16 or 17, I forget. And they told her like, oh, 237 00:14:51,870 --> 00:14:55,390 you can't date until you're a junior in high school. 238 00:14:55,510 --> 00:14:58,150 And so now she's just started dating. She's a junior. 239 00:14:58,990 --> 00:15:02,470 I was like, yeah, my first girlfriend couldn't date 240 00:15:02,470 --> 00:15:05,070 until she was a junior either. He goes, oh, so how old were you 241 00:15:05,070 --> 00:15:08,950 when you started dating? I said freshman like, there's no 242 00:15:08,950 --> 00:15:12,510 way she's fucking listening to no dating until you're a junior. 243 00:15:12,510 --> 00:15:16,230 Everybody I knew that had those rules dated the entire time. Yeah. 244 00:15:16,270 --> 00:15:20,110 And and then he's telling me that, like, they don't go out and he didn't 245 00:15:20,110 --> 00:15:22,590 say hook up, but you could see he was implying that, like, they don't 246 00:15:22,590 --> 00:15:26,110 just try and find a dark spot and make out in the corner all the time. 247 00:15:26,430 --> 00:15:28,390 You know, he was like, yeah, they just hang out and like, 248 00:15:28,430 --> 00:15:33,070 that's dating now is like hanging out and talking and just going out. 249 00:15:33,070 --> 00:15:35,990 I was like, what the fuck is wrong with the youth of today? 250 00:15:36,320 --> 00:15:39,080 That's weird. I remember, like, when you would, 251 00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:41,960 like, meet, like you're not. Not meet a girl because you'd be 252 00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:44,960 in high school. But, like, you start liking a 253 00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:46,920 chick and she likes you, and, like, we never. 254 00:15:46,920 --> 00:15:49,960 I didn't have a basement growing up. And in California, you probably 255 00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:52,600 don't have. Basement basements. But you meet a girl who had a 256 00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:58,760 basement. That was that. Was it? Oh, sure. Yeah. Yeah. Like that? 257 00:15:58,800 --> 00:16:02,880 Yeah. It was the best. Yeah. We had you would hang out, 258 00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:09,280 but then things would hang out and it was. Yeah. Nailed it. Um. 259 00:16:09,560 --> 00:16:12,760 That was the best. Yeah, it had to do a lot of PDA, 260 00:16:12,840 --> 00:16:17,400 a lot of public displays of affection. Okay. Yeah. No basements. 261 00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:21,280 Uh, everyone's parents were always home. Yeah, that kind of stuff. 262 00:16:21,360 --> 00:16:24,040 I do. Sucks. Yeah. I probably shouldn't tell this on the 263 00:16:24,040 --> 00:16:28,040 show, but one time I had a girl over at my mom's house in high school, 264 00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:33,200 and we were driving by this point, and I was certain that the house 265 00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:35,140 was going to be empty until a certain time. 266 00:16:35,140 --> 00:16:39,100 So we went over after school, you know, nothing major, but, 267 00:16:39,140 --> 00:16:41,060 you know, we're doing more than just hanging out. 268 00:16:41,620 --> 00:16:45,900 And all of a sudden my stepdad gets home and we're in my room, 269 00:16:45,900 --> 00:16:49,300 and I was like, oh, fuck. And there's only I mean, 270 00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:52,220 there's no way this person can leave without being seen. 271 00:16:52,620 --> 00:16:55,060 Like, if she goes through the door, everyone's gonna see her. 272 00:16:55,420 --> 00:16:58,460 I was like, fuck, what do we do? I was not expecting people home 273 00:16:58,500 --> 00:17:04,100 until at least, like, 4 or 5:00. And luckily, he had a loaner car 274 00:17:04,100 --> 00:17:06,700 from the dealership because he'd taken his car in for service. 275 00:17:06,740 --> 00:17:11,420 Okay. Did you prank call him? No, I played the I'm totally into 276 00:17:11,420 --> 00:17:15,140 cars, which I am, I love cars. And so he goes, hey, I got a loaner. 277 00:17:15,140 --> 00:17:17,060 I was like, oh, cool. I said, what'd you get? 278 00:17:17,100 --> 00:17:19,180 He goes, whatever. Top of the line, such and such. 279 00:17:19,180 --> 00:17:23,060 And I was like, fuck, can we go for a ride? No. 280 00:17:23,540 --> 00:17:25,540 And he goes, yeah, you want to take a spin around the block? 281 00:17:25,540 --> 00:17:28,100 I said, yeah, that sounds awesome. And he goes, yeah. 282 00:17:28,100 --> 00:17:31,100 And I was like, yeah, let me go back to the room and get some shoes on. 283 00:17:32,020 --> 00:17:33,470 So I go back in the room. I was like, 284 00:17:33,510 --> 00:17:39,310 here's what's gonna happen. Wait till you hear me squeal out of 285 00:17:39,350 --> 00:17:43,670 the fucking driveway. Oh my God. And her car was, like, 286 00:17:43,670 --> 00:17:45,990 in front of the neighbor's house. It wasn't super well hidden or 287 00:17:45,990 --> 00:17:48,030 anything because we once again didn't expect anybody. 288 00:17:48,030 --> 00:17:52,070 So like, yeah, let's go for a drive. So we go for a drive. 289 00:17:52,110 --> 00:17:55,110 As soon as we squealed out, like she runs out the door and 290 00:17:55,950 --> 00:17:58,870 jumps in her car and drives off. That's amazing. 291 00:18:00,190 --> 00:18:03,470 Oh, the good old days. What a fun story to tell. 292 00:18:03,510 --> 00:18:05,590 Yeah, I love that. She was one of my favorite 293 00:18:05,590 --> 00:18:08,550 girlfriends. She was fun. Uh, anyways, I was getting 294 00:18:08,550 --> 00:18:11,830 somewhere with all this. Yeah. Kids these days talk. They're barely. 295 00:18:11,830 --> 00:18:14,190 But I'll get back on track. So kids these days, 296 00:18:14,190 --> 00:18:19,070 they're drinking less. But, uh, pot usage has increased. 297 00:18:19,550 --> 00:18:23,590 And anyways, I got an email because of some of the groups 298 00:18:23,590 --> 00:18:26,630 I'm in for the show and, like, news gathering and all that stuff. 299 00:18:26,910 --> 00:18:30,230 I got an email from this group who was like, hey, do you want 300 00:18:30,270 --> 00:18:36,570 to try our latest THC drink. And I was like, yeah, sure. 301 00:18:37,330 --> 00:18:39,290 Like for free, you know. That's right. 302 00:18:39,290 --> 00:18:42,490 I remember you telling me about this. Yeah. And I was like, yeah, sure. 303 00:18:42,490 --> 00:18:44,770 That sounds that sounds awesome. Like, happy to try it. 304 00:18:44,810 --> 00:18:47,530 You know, I dabble, so I'm happy to give it a shot. 305 00:18:47,690 --> 00:18:50,130 Uh, the company's called Oasis. I swear to God, 306 00:18:50,130 --> 00:18:52,090 they're not sponsoring. I just told the guys like you 307 00:18:52,090 --> 00:18:54,530 send it to me. I will give my real experience on the 308 00:18:54,530 --> 00:18:58,330 show, good or bad. And he goes fair. And so the company's called Oasis, 309 00:18:58,330 --> 00:19:03,210 and he sent me two things. One, they call a social tonic. 310 00:19:03,250 --> 00:19:06,930 It's basically a seltzer, no alcohol, but it has ten milligrams of THC in 311 00:19:06,930 --> 00:19:10,890 it. And so the wife and I split that. It tasted. Good. 312 00:19:10,890 --> 00:19:14,450 Split, by the way. Yeah, yeah. Because ten is a little much, 313 00:19:14,490 --> 00:19:17,850 especially just for a regular night. So it was mango. 314 00:19:17,850 --> 00:19:20,210 Something like Mango Bliss was the flavor. 315 00:19:20,330 --> 00:19:22,770 The flavor was first of all, it was not a bad flavor. 316 00:19:22,770 --> 00:19:25,330 It just didn't scream mango to me. Like I enjoyed it. 317 00:19:25,370 --> 00:19:26,810 It was it was easy to drink. No problem. 318 00:19:26,810 --> 00:19:29,890 Some of those those weed drinks you get taste like utter asshole. 319 00:19:30,220 --> 00:19:32,980 And this was not one of them. It tasted pretty decent. 320 00:19:33,500 --> 00:19:36,300 And then the other thing I liked even better was it's this. 321 00:19:36,700 --> 00:19:41,260 It looks like a pen or like a wite-out pen, and it drops and it has 322 00:19:41,260 --> 00:19:45,220 zero flavor, zero calories, sugar. You just add it to your drinks. 323 00:19:45,260 --> 00:19:48,940 By the way, whiteout. I know when you said whiteout pen, 324 00:19:49,380 --> 00:19:52,460 not even just whiteout whiteout pen. Kept the trend. 325 00:19:52,580 --> 00:19:56,220 Hey, whiteout pens were like new technology in high school. 326 00:19:56,380 --> 00:20:01,420 Oh, so you were in high school in, like, 2002 to 2004? Cool. 327 00:20:01,780 --> 00:20:03,780 Shut your face. Yeah. I was totally still in high school in 328 00:20:03,780 --> 00:20:08,180 2004. I didn't graduate in oh three. I said 2002 to 2004. 329 00:20:09,060 --> 00:20:12,140 So anyways, you get this pen and you just like, squeeze a couple drops 330 00:20:12,140 --> 00:20:14,700 in there and then you get like, I think a couple of drops or 331 00:20:14,700 --> 00:20:16,580 something like three milligrams or something like that. 332 00:20:16,580 --> 00:20:19,700 No flavor, no calories, no sugars. You know, I'm all about like no 333 00:20:19,700 --> 00:20:23,220 carbs. It's fucking fantastic. That's awesome. Yeah. 334 00:20:23,220 --> 00:20:25,780 So I told the guy I'd give him an honest review on the show. 335 00:20:25,780 --> 00:20:29,440 Here's my honest review I enjoyed it. It is not a sleepy time. 336 00:20:29,920 --> 00:20:32,080 Sort of high. It's more of a head high, 337 00:20:32,360 --> 00:20:34,400 you know, like, a lot of times we'll take gummies to go to bed. 338 00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:39,000 Did not make us tired at all. Okay. Did make us high, though. 339 00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:43,520 So mission accomplished. Mission. Yeah, I did some dabbling. 340 00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:45,440 It was great. So what was the company called? 341 00:20:45,440 --> 00:20:49,360 It was called Oasis. Oasis? Yeah. Herbal. Excuse me. Herbal. Oasis. 342 00:20:49,480 --> 00:20:54,640 Um, social tonic is the drink. And then the THC drink mixer is 343 00:20:54,640 --> 00:20:58,840 the little drops. Um, yeah, I enjoyed it. So, uh, I. 344 00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:02,960 Love the idea of the drops. Me too. And I told him when he hit me up, 345 00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:05,000 I was like, honestly, like, I'll try the. 346 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:08,120 The tonic sounds interesting, but I honestly don't care. I'm. 347 00:21:08,120 --> 00:21:10,000 I'm in it for the drops. This sounds amazing. 348 00:21:10,040 --> 00:21:12,680 I mean, just think of, like, the everyday, uh, you know, 349 00:21:12,720 --> 00:21:15,400 people that you know, not I don't want to say need to 350 00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:19,400 do it every day, but. But the. Everyday users say your morning 351 00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:24,240 coffee, a couple drops, you know, get you started for the day or, 352 00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:27,810 you know, you get home from work and you're just not feeling that 353 00:21:27,810 --> 00:21:31,570 that beer or that that drink. Hey, have a Chelsea. 354 00:21:31,610 --> 00:21:34,930 Have a Diet Coke. Yeah. Guess what. We gonna soup it up a little bit. 355 00:21:34,970 --> 00:21:36,850 We gonna? Yeah, we're gonna hit the turbo. 356 00:21:36,970 --> 00:21:39,490 Oh, yeah. Which leads me perfectly into my next 357 00:21:39,490 --> 00:21:43,210 story. Um, the someone in the family. Once again, 358 00:21:43,210 --> 00:21:46,010 I'll stop naming names here. Someone in the family graduated over 359 00:21:46,010 --> 00:21:50,010 the weekend and the wife's family, and they decided it would be a 360 00:21:50,010 --> 00:21:52,370 dry party because there's going to be teenagers there. 361 00:21:52,410 --> 00:21:54,050 They're like, we just don't want to deal with it. 362 00:21:54,410 --> 00:21:56,250 And I said, this motherfucker wants to deal with it. 363 00:21:56,290 --> 00:22:00,450 Don't you at least have, like, a cooler for, like, the adults that. 364 00:22:00,490 --> 00:22:03,450 I mean, look, my best friend Deanna lives in Vegas. 365 00:22:03,490 --> 00:22:05,490 Uh, her family, her family's out near me. 366 00:22:05,650 --> 00:22:08,410 They have the best fucking parties. It's always full of food and 367 00:22:08,410 --> 00:22:10,610 delicious booze. And that's what they do. 368 00:22:10,650 --> 00:22:13,730 They have the cooler that anybody can go to, and they have 369 00:22:13,730 --> 00:22:17,490 the cooler with the booze in it. And if any adult sees any of the 370 00:22:17,490 --> 00:22:20,690 children going to the cooler on the right, they fucking launch a 371 00:22:20,690 --> 00:22:23,570 beer can at their head like you just the kids know. 372 00:22:23,610 --> 00:22:25,870 Stay the fuck out of this cooler because people are around. 373 00:22:25,910 --> 00:22:28,910 This is normal. Growing up. That's just normal. Growing up. 374 00:22:28,950 --> 00:22:30,950 Well, this person is weird about alcohol. 375 00:22:30,990 --> 00:22:33,790 It's like we're not gonna have any alcohol here, so I. 376 00:22:33,950 --> 00:22:38,030 I did sneak over some seltzers, but I also snuck over the little 377 00:22:38,070 --> 00:22:41,470 wite-out pen full of full of weed. It was like drip, drip, drip. 378 00:22:41,950 --> 00:22:44,790 Oh, this is better. Slightly more tolerable. 379 00:22:45,310 --> 00:22:47,430 Still love that. You call it a whiteout pen. 380 00:22:47,630 --> 00:22:50,270 I can't, not now. I bet the guy who sent it to me 381 00:22:50,270 --> 00:22:53,070 is like the the whiteout pen. Probably like 26. 382 00:22:53,230 --> 00:22:59,190 I was just gonna say probably 23. Yeah. Damn it. So, uh. Yeah. 383 00:22:59,870 --> 00:23:04,190 I'm so glad you're with me on the whole dry graduation party thing. 384 00:23:04,230 --> 00:23:05,630 Like that's what you do. You have two coolers. 385 00:23:05,630 --> 00:23:08,150 You have the cooler of everything and the cooler of beer. 386 00:23:08,670 --> 00:23:14,070 Yeah, well, so growing up here, there is usually a cooler of water. 387 00:23:14,110 --> 00:23:17,990 Like bottled water, right? Then there was a cooler of 388 00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:22,950 variety of sodas or pops or whatever you want to call them. 389 00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:26,120 No sodas because I'm not a fucking pop weirdo. 390 00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:29,120 Yeah, we're soda out here. Good. And then, uh, 391 00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:32,680 then there is a cooler of beer. Yeah, that's exactly what the 392 00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:35,920 party had. Had three coolers. And it's just how it should be. 393 00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:38,520 Yeah, but the three coolers were one water, 394 00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:42,160 two bubbly waters and three sodas. It's like, no, 395 00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:46,200 you have your water, you have your mixed flavored beverages. Yep. 396 00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:47,640 And then you have your fucking beer cooler. 397 00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:51,040 Then you have your beer cooler. And I even said. You know what? 398 00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:53,040 This person, this person needs to grow up. 399 00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:57,560 Yes. And this person is older. Just just grow up. Yeah. Get over it. 400 00:23:57,600 --> 00:24:00,440 Uh, well, here's the thing I said. I said if I was going to this party. 401 00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:02,560 So there's no, like, official invite, like, hey, 402 00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:05,280 come to my graduation party. You know, at this time, 403 00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:06,720 it's just like, hey, anybody wants to come over? 404 00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:08,640 They had, like, tacos and stuff. They didn't. 405 00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:10,240 We tried to get them to call my taco guy. 406 00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:12,680 I was just gonna ask, did they have a taco guy or did 407 00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:16,280 they make their own taco mad? They went to a Mexican restaurant 408 00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:20,320 and, like, got all the ingredients and spent a ton of money and then had 409 00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:23,380 people, like, make their own tacos. Oh, and I was like, 410 00:24:23,380 --> 00:24:28,180 for a basically the same price, you could add our taco guy making 411 00:24:28,180 --> 00:24:31,500 it for everybody, and it's hot and fresh and delicious and the 412 00:24:31,540 --> 00:24:35,260 fucking best. Can't win em all. So I guess everyone in California 413 00:24:35,300 --> 00:24:37,980 is doesn't have a taco guy. You know what I do? 414 00:24:37,980 --> 00:24:41,580 And that's what counts. Oh, well, you're the only thing 415 00:24:41,580 --> 00:24:44,820 that counts in my world, so. So anyways, 416 00:24:44,820 --> 00:24:48,580 I was saying that because there was no official invite for this party. 417 00:24:48,980 --> 00:24:52,620 If I were a guest who was like, you know, tangentially invited. Hey. 418 00:24:52,620 --> 00:24:55,860 Come over. It's my graduation party. I would have shown up with, like, 419 00:24:55,860 --> 00:25:00,540 a 12 pack of beer as a thank you for inviting me to and feeding me. 420 00:25:00,620 --> 00:25:03,460 I have brought libations. Like that's how I show up to parties. 421 00:25:03,500 --> 00:25:08,900 That's a pretty classy move, right? You invited me. Any party? Yeah. 422 00:25:09,020 --> 00:25:11,900 So the fact that there was, like, zero alcohol to me was so weird. 423 00:25:11,900 --> 00:25:17,260 Luckily, uh, the graduate's older cousin, who is in his 30s. 424 00:25:17,580 --> 00:25:20,340 We were talking. He's a funny dude. We were talking a little bit, and I 425 00:25:20,340 --> 00:25:22,830 said, yeah, we yeah, we got some Celtics in the back of the trunk. 426 00:25:23,110 --> 00:25:25,070 And he goes, oh, I got some in the back of the trunk too. 427 00:25:25,110 --> 00:25:26,870 He goes, do you have an ice chest? I said, yeah we do. 428 00:25:26,910 --> 00:25:29,550 He goes, can I throw them in your ice chest? They're just sitting warm. 429 00:25:29,550 --> 00:25:31,590 And I keep having to go for ice. I was like, yeah man, 430 00:25:31,630 --> 00:25:35,990 fucking throw them in ice chest. What a stud you are. Yeah. 431 00:25:35,990 --> 00:25:40,430 So we, uh, we we, we cross streams a little bit and shared Kelsey's 432 00:25:40,470 --> 00:25:43,030 and he had the ashland's, we had the high noon's. 433 00:25:43,030 --> 00:25:47,150 It was we had a much better time. I don't know what an Ashland is, 434 00:25:47,670 --> 00:25:50,870 but I still haven't dabbled in the high noon's. Oh, yeah. 435 00:25:50,870 --> 00:25:52,270 Here's the thing about the high noon's. 436 00:25:52,350 --> 00:25:57,270 Um, we switched to them because my wife is allergic to 1 or 2 of 437 00:25:57,310 --> 00:26:00,870 the flavors in the Kirkland pack. Oh. Yeah. 438 00:26:00,910 --> 00:26:04,470 Like, I still like the Kirkland pack, but she. I think it's the mango. 439 00:26:04,510 --> 00:26:07,190 Makes her, like, break out. She gets all red. So, like. 440 00:26:07,190 --> 00:26:10,030 All right, no more Kirkland's. And so we got the high noon's 441 00:26:10,030 --> 00:26:12,390 and flavor wise, like, she's not allergic to anything. 442 00:26:12,430 --> 00:26:15,750 Uh, works out well, except to me. They're a little strong. 443 00:26:15,790 --> 00:26:18,390 Like, the flavor is too strong for me. A little too sweet. 444 00:26:18,390 --> 00:26:24,290 So in the ultimate alcoholic move, I tried mixing it with, uh, champagne. 445 00:26:24,490 --> 00:26:29,210 Basically made like a seltzer. Seltzer? Mozza. Jesus Christ, Greg. 446 00:26:29,890 --> 00:26:33,570 Fucking delicious. Sounds like a bad morning. 447 00:26:33,810 --> 00:26:38,650 Fucking delicious. 1 to 1 baby seltzer mozza. 448 00:26:38,650 --> 00:26:41,730 It was perfect because they're just a little too strong and sweet for me. 449 00:26:41,730 --> 00:26:47,610 This really just made it perfect. Noon. Mozza. Noon. Mozza. Hi, mozza. 450 00:26:48,130 --> 00:26:50,970 I thought about hi mozza. But it makes it sound like weed. 451 00:26:51,170 --> 00:26:53,490 Yeah, I. Have had the watermelon high 452 00:26:53,490 --> 00:26:56,370 noon and it was terrible. Yeah, you know what's funny? 453 00:26:56,370 --> 00:26:59,010 I hated it initially. Like, spit it out. 454 00:26:59,050 --> 00:27:03,410 Couldn't even finish the can. I'll tolerate it now. Interesting. 455 00:27:03,450 --> 00:27:06,250 I cannot do the pineapple, though. Get that shit out of my face. 456 00:27:06,250 --> 00:27:09,770 That is disgusting. I'm gonna check this out now. 457 00:27:10,010 --> 00:27:12,530 Yeah. Peach, though. Hand me a peach and I'll be a 458 00:27:12,530 --> 00:27:16,290 happy as a peach. Interesting. Yeah, I like the peach. So. 459 00:27:17,230 --> 00:27:22,710 Okay. Good to know. Yeah. Oh, what a fucking drunk I am. 460 00:27:22,750 --> 00:27:28,910 All right. Before the sell samosas. I mean, that's gotta put you in 461 00:27:28,910 --> 00:27:33,430 a AA class. Come on. That's top notch right there. 462 00:27:33,470 --> 00:27:37,350 I don't know, man. That's pretty wild. 463 00:27:38,110 --> 00:27:42,150 I don't do it all the time, you know? But, uh, sometimes it's too much 464 00:27:42,150 --> 00:27:45,190 flavor. A little a little champagne. It's like the margaritas with 465 00:27:45,190 --> 00:27:49,270 the bottle of corona that's stuck upside down in it. That's. 466 00:27:49,310 --> 00:27:53,270 I mean, that's it's fun looking, but that's a lot. 467 00:27:53,310 --> 00:27:58,950 Have you ever tried one of those? Are your years ago, like, ten? 468 00:27:59,110 --> 00:28:04,270 No, my kid's ten. Um, 13 years ago. Okay, I have not, 469 00:28:04,270 --> 00:28:06,350 because it sounds fucking disgusting. It's like, 470 00:28:06,350 --> 00:28:09,750 why would you ruin this perfectly good margarita with a corona in it? 471 00:28:09,790 --> 00:28:13,310 I mean, it really just, like all the tequila and sugar. 472 00:28:13,350 --> 00:28:18,040 Like, just. You don't even taste it. It just keeps going and going. 473 00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:20,640 Oof, that's the other thing. I don't like real margaritas. 474 00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:22,800 I like they call them skinny margaritas. 475 00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:27,200 And instead of the simple syrup, they put like sparkling water in it. 476 00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:32,200 And you are a bitch. It's so good. It's so refreshing when it's hot out. 477 00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:35,720 Cause I love margaritas. See, I don't like sugary. 478 00:28:36,040 --> 00:28:38,880 Now, there is one place down here. It's in Santa Monica. 479 00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:43,640 They make their own simple syrup. They make their own, um, what they 480 00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:46,480 call it. Like the lemon lime mixture. Whatever stuff there. 481 00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:49,720 I will take them as they come. Those margaritas are fantastic, 482 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:52,920 but generally they're just too sweet for me. I don't like the sweetness. 483 00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:57,000 Like a 24 ounce margarita. The other day it was mango and it was 484 00:28:57,000 --> 00:29:01,200 wonderful. Sounds way too sugary. Mango margarita. So good. 485 00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:05,640 Just over there. Getting diabetes. Getting with a burrito the size of my 486 00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:11,040 head. It was. Oof. Just top notch. I'm here for the burrito side of it. 487 00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:17,380 Love burritos. Oh, I bet you do. All right, before we find out or 488 00:29:17,420 --> 00:29:20,620 before we find out. Before we check in with Psycho Bear, 489 00:29:20,660 --> 00:29:23,700 let's find out what Flex is drinking over there. 490 00:29:24,100 --> 00:29:29,220 In a world where craft beer is king, a world where muscles are bigger 491 00:29:29,220 --> 00:29:32,980 than growlers, only one tongue can guide us. 492 00:29:33,020 --> 00:29:38,020 One man, one tongue, one Tongue-jobber. 493 00:29:38,820 --> 00:29:44,860 In this world we must find out what is Flex drinking. 494 00:29:45,300 --> 00:29:48,540 How you do that to your eyebrows? What's rasam? 495 00:29:48,900 --> 00:29:52,900 But they're like extra and like they they go off like it's almost 496 00:29:52,900 --> 00:29:57,020 rock like and very cartoony. I like because I got a huge forehead, 497 00:29:57,740 --> 00:30:00,380 plenty of room for the eyebrows to go. 498 00:30:00,780 --> 00:30:03,020 I do too, but my eyebrows don't go that high. 499 00:30:03,340 --> 00:30:04,820 I don't know, I got really stretchy skin. 500 00:30:04,820 --> 00:30:06,660 Maybe it has to do with my stretchy skin. 501 00:30:06,740 --> 00:30:09,060 I don't want to talk about stretchy skin on the air. Okay. 502 00:30:10,380 --> 00:30:14,790 Well you asked and I will answer. Sir, uh, today Flex is drinking 503 00:30:15,390 --> 00:30:20,230 mosaic cutting tiles from Trillium Brewing Company. Oh. Trillium. 504 00:30:20,230 --> 00:30:22,990 And I know what you're thinking. You're so fancy. 505 00:30:23,190 --> 00:30:26,590 Flex always talks shit about the price of Trillium. That too. 506 00:30:27,190 --> 00:30:31,710 Um, so I thought about it today because I haven't been, you know, 507 00:30:31,750 --> 00:30:36,750 partaking a lot and going out, and, you know, I've been real. 508 00:30:37,310 --> 00:30:41,150 I like to call myself a good boy now. Mhm. Being a pretty good boy. 509 00:30:41,350 --> 00:30:45,710 He's a good. Boy. So when, when a single can is 575 510 00:30:46,230 --> 00:30:48,830 for you. That doesn't sound bad. I was like that sounds great. 511 00:30:48,870 --> 00:30:52,230 Especially for Trillium. Great. And I actually thought to I was like, 512 00:30:52,270 --> 00:30:55,790 oh it's not like eight bucks. And I'm thinking this is what a beer 513 00:30:55,790 --> 00:30:59,230 would be if I went to a brewery. It would be even more, you know, 514 00:30:59,270 --> 00:31:04,950 for like a 16 ounce pour. Yeah. So I was able to, you know, 515 00:31:05,150 --> 00:31:06,870 think it through. And I was like, you know what? 516 00:31:06,870 --> 00:31:09,350 I'm going to fucking try this and see what it's like. 517 00:31:10,110 --> 00:31:14,610 So this is mosaic cutting tiles. It is a double IPA with raw 518 00:31:14,650 --> 00:31:18,650 wildflower honey. I know off air. You said you haven't liked a 519 00:31:18,650 --> 00:31:21,730 single beer with honey. I find that to be true. 520 00:31:21,930 --> 00:31:26,610 I enjoy just about every single beer I've ever had with honey. 521 00:31:27,410 --> 00:31:31,890 I think it brings a really nice, like, just a nice clean. 522 00:31:31,930 --> 00:31:35,130 Not a cleanse to the palate. Just like a shock to the palate. 523 00:31:35,170 --> 00:31:39,730 Like, what is this weird sweetness coming through like this? 524 00:31:39,730 --> 00:31:46,130 Natural sugar. I think it's great. So this one's. It's an 8.5% ABV. 525 00:31:46,970 --> 00:31:52,530 Uh, untapped is wild here. It's over 25,000 check ins at a 526 00:31:52,530 --> 00:31:57,730 4.35 collective rating. Holy shit. That's fucking high, dude. 527 00:31:57,770 --> 00:32:00,610 It's like. Numbers. It's like 20 drops from the 528 00:32:00,650 --> 00:32:05,570 whiteout pen. Hi. Um. Very relevant. Drop there. 529 00:32:05,610 --> 00:32:10,260 And this is like a stone esque description I got. Oh, Good. 530 00:32:11,140 --> 00:32:18,300 Let me clear my throat. Aha, aha! Cutting tiles is an exploratory 531 00:32:18,340 --> 00:32:23,140 series of double IPAs featuring a range of aromatic single hop 532 00:32:23,420 --> 00:32:27,580 varietals brewed with raw, local wildflower honey. 533 00:32:27,940 --> 00:32:34,300 This version is dosed with 100% mosaic in all kettle, whirlpool 534 00:32:34,460 --> 00:32:39,660 and a massive dry hop addition. The honey keeps the body light 535 00:32:39,660 --> 00:32:44,100 and drinkable, but provides an earthy backbone, juicy candied 536 00:32:44,100 --> 00:32:48,620 peach and nectarine up front, backed with a nuanced white wine on 537 00:32:48,620 --> 00:32:52,900 the nose that continues straight through in the flavor profile. 538 00:32:53,620 --> 00:32:57,580 Pillowy soft mouthfeel with a restrained bitterness on the 539 00:32:57,580 --> 00:33:05,300 finish four hours later. Yeah. So, uh, the old nose buds here, very, 540 00:33:05,500 --> 00:33:12,360 uh, hoppy herbaceous Just Botanical, maybe like some unripe stone fruit. 541 00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:15,440 Mhm. I was always a big fan of that by the 542 00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:18,800 way when I worked in the industry. Still good. It smells nice. 543 00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:23,920 It smells like a very good beer. So without further ado, ado, 544 00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:27,320 we'll check out the old Tongue-jobber and see what it says. 545 00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:30,880 I will say the one thing that's been nice about Stone selling out is 546 00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:35,160 not having to read those goddamn descriptions. Okay, so this was fun. 547 00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:40,160 So when I originally poured it out before the show started, 548 00:33:40,160 --> 00:33:43,680 I couldn't get anything out of this. You were not overly enthused. 549 00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:46,680 I wasn't, and I was worried about maybe I had 550 00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:50,640 something else on my tongue now, and I was freaking out because the 551 00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:53,320 beer I had a couple weeks ago, I thought it was shitty. 552 00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:57,880 And then it turns out I just ate something and so I was freaking out. 553 00:33:57,880 --> 00:34:01,240 Really bad. Not really bad. That's an exaggeration, I lied. 554 00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:03,160 I was kind of worried. You were in tears. 555 00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:07,330 What are you talking about? So the description says As candied 556 00:34:07,330 --> 00:34:11,490 peach and nectarine up front. Couldn't find that when I first 557 00:34:11,490 --> 00:34:15,890 poured it out. It's there. Oh, like as this beer opens up, 558 00:34:15,890 --> 00:34:17,450 it warms up. Uh, 559 00:34:17,450 --> 00:34:21,770 we'll we'll dive in one more time. Yeah. It's there. That's wonderful. 560 00:34:22,570 --> 00:34:26,210 My idea of this beer, my thought of this beer is totally changed in the 561 00:34:26,210 --> 00:34:32,410 matter of 25 minutes. 30 minutes? Um, it's definitely got, like, 562 00:34:32,650 --> 00:34:35,490 a very dry finish, so I see what they get with that. 563 00:34:36,010 --> 00:34:41,410 As they said, nuanced white wine. Mhm, mhm. Um. Super dry. 564 00:34:42,050 --> 00:34:45,570 Uh, that really does go all the way through to the finish. 565 00:34:45,930 --> 00:34:48,330 Very restrained bitterness like they said. 566 00:34:48,970 --> 00:34:53,690 I'm gonna say uh is it's fantastic. It's worth the money. 567 00:34:54,010 --> 00:34:58,730 Do you agree with the rating. Ah. For three five. That's high. 568 00:34:59,650 --> 00:35:03,690 Um it's a solid four. Okay. Not that far. 569 00:35:03,730 --> 00:35:05,710 I mean, you know, it's getting the Trillium bump. 570 00:35:05,710 --> 00:35:09,430 So 4.35 probably really means like a 3.85. Yeah. 571 00:35:09,430 --> 00:35:15,510 If it wasn't, maybe if it wasn't so dry hopped because what the 572 00:35:15,550 --> 00:35:19,750 less I've been drinking, right? My my palate is kind of clearing up. 573 00:35:20,590 --> 00:35:24,310 The less I've been drinking, the more I've been disliking 574 00:35:24,310 --> 00:35:29,830 those overly hopped IPAs. Sure. Like the dry hops and the double 575 00:35:29,830 --> 00:35:35,550 dry hops are really fucking with my palate. Your palates finally reset. 576 00:35:35,590 --> 00:35:38,990 Yeah, that must be what it is. Um, so. 577 00:35:39,030 --> 00:35:42,310 You fucked it so hard with hops for so many years? 578 00:35:42,630 --> 00:35:45,750 Man, that's a lot of years. Yeah, a lot of hop raping. 579 00:35:46,350 --> 00:35:51,990 So if maybe I was used to that again. Or maybe it wasn't such a huge 580 00:35:51,990 --> 00:35:54,990 dry hop, like I said, uh, and there wouldn't be like that 581 00:35:54,990 --> 00:35:58,270 lingering hoppiness because there is a little bit, um, 582 00:35:58,710 --> 00:36:04,880 it would probably be a amazing, like, maybe ten out of ten. Beer. Wow. 583 00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:10,200 Maybe if it didn't have the lingering. Yeah. Uh, still big words. 584 00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:13,880 Very good. But I do. I love this dry finish, though. 585 00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:15,680 That's what I. I don't know about you. 586 00:36:15,720 --> 00:36:18,880 I very much enjoy that. Yeah, that's I mean, I prefer it, 587 00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:21,760 first of all, it's the smartest thing you can do in beer making is 588 00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:25,080 finish it dry, because then you want to take another drink. I do. 589 00:36:25,120 --> 00:36:27,120 That's actually all I've been thinking about right now. Right. 590 00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:30,200 You take more drinks, you buy more beer. It's. It's how you make money. 591 00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:32,840 Do you think there's a scientific way that they know that happens, 592 00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:36,240 or it just works that way? I would imagine with certain styles, 593 00:36:36,240 --> 00:36:40,560 it's a little easier to nail that. Um, certain yeasts are more 594 00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:45,240 prone to drier beers. Um, I'm sure sometimes it just 595 00:36:45,240 --> 00:36:48,440 happens. Probably a little of both. Okay. Yeah. 596 00:36:48,760 --> 00:36:50,600 I'm not a science guy, so that's why I'm asking. 597 00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:53,920 Well, you know about the. I can't remember his name again. 598 00:36:54,960 --> 00:36:57,680 Erlenmeyer flask. Erlenmeyer. Damn it. 599 00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:03,140 I was like, the everywhere flask. No. He's rolling in his grave right now. 600 00:37:03,140 --> 00:37:06,100 He can't remember his goddamn name. Sorry, Erlenmeyer. 601 00:37:06,660 --> 00:37:08,500 You have a long ass name. Shorten that up. 602 00:37:08,540 --> 00:37:10,380 Could you just call you Earl? The Earl flask? 603 00:37:10,860 --> 00:37:14,460 Very Florida sounding. Uh. All right. I teased it earlier. 604 00:37:14,460 --> 00:37:19,140 Because it sounds trashy. Yeah, 100%. I teased it earlier. 605 00:37:19,180 --> 00:37:22,060 Let's, uh, let's check in with Psycho Bear. Hello? 606 00:37:22,100 --> 00:37:24,380 No one is available to take your call. 607 00:37:24,420 --> 00:37:29,580 Please leave a message after the tone. Oh, I certainly will. 608 00:37:29,940 --> 00:37:36,260 I'll hear it on the show. @CraftBeerRepublic Dragon Flexy, 609 00:37:36,260 --> 00:37:40,340 this is Psycho Bear. That's right. I know it's been a while. 610 00:37:40,380 --> 00:37:44,780 Anyways, let's have a little drink right now. Gentlemen. Here we go. 611 00:37:44,820 --> 00:37:50,740 Me too. Oh, damn. That's good. What I'm having here, gentlemen, 612 00:37:50,740 --> 00:37:56,220 is Adobe Creek six year anniversary. It is stellar. 613 00:37:56,220 --> 00:38:00,300 But why am I here at Adobe Creek on a. What day is it, Bob? 614 00:38:00,750 --> 00:38:05,950 Wednesday. Wednesday afternoon. That's because I, for the first 615 00:38:05,950 --> 00:38:12,750 time in over a decade, am on the road bike in Marin with NorCal. 616 00:38:13,270 --> 00:38:17,430 And this is our third brewery on the tour. Where do we stop? 617 00:38:17,750 --> 00:38:22,230 Oh, beer craft. And I have a tasty shit. 618 00:38:22,230 --> 00:38:25,950 I can't remember because it's my third brewery, but in any case, 619 00:38:26,310 --> 00:38:31,110 stopped at Beer Craft Bottle Shop. Then we went to a little spot in 620 00:38:31,150 --> 00:38:36,950 Novato, Indian Valley Brewing, and had a grumpy, which hopefully 621 00:38:36,950 --> 00:38:42,030 I'll be, but maybe I'm too old to become a grumpy Scotch Ale, which 622 00:38:42,030 --> 00:38:45,710 was very good, and their shut down. Scotch ales. Takes them over. 623 00:38:45,750 --> 00:38:48,830 Now we're at. Forever. Anyways, it has been a while. 624 00:38:49,150 --> 00:38:53,710 Uh, I don't even know what last podcast I listen to, 625 00:38:54,110 --> 00:39:00,210 but in any case, I see that Flexy is into the game of horse. 626 00:39:00,570 --> 00:39:04,450 Well, I'm no pro, and I'm a little older than you fellas, and I'd 627 00:39:04,490 --> 00:39:10,090 gladly challenge Flexy to a game of horse and probably take him out. 628 00:39:10,130 --> 00:39:14,410 That's right. A game. Of what? Bear says horse and darts. 629 00:39:15,210 --> 00:39:18,050 So let's just. Let's just keep that real. 630 00:39:18,570 --> 00:39:22,410 Also, by the way, I will be back down in the good life. 631 00:39:22,410 --> 00:39:25,930 Agoura Hills, July 11th through the 13th. 632 00:39:26,370 --> 00:39:29,610 And now I found out on the latest podcast that you, Greg, 633 00:39:29,850 --> 00:39:34,930 are a fellow Leo brother. Let's get together at Tarantula 634 00:39:34,930 --> 00:39:38,450 Hill Brewing July 12th. I'm not on any other kind of 635 00:39:39,250 --> 00:39:43,930 format of Instagram. What's the one with the bird? 636 00:39:43,970 --> 00:39:47,810 Tweet? Twitter? I don't know, but, uh, 637 00:39:48,090 --> 00:39:54,730 I'll be there July 12th, probably around 2 to 3 in the afternoon. With. 638 00:39:54,730 --> 00:40:02,060 Your friends. Greg, come join us. Come join Saco Bear and Friends. 639 00:40:02,700 --> 00:40:05,540 Anyways, let me finish enjoying this beer. 640 00:40:06,420 --> 00:40:12,180 And bring your buddy Flexy out so I can take him down in darts or horse. 641 00:40:13,020 --> 00:40:16,620 Thank you very much. Anyways, in my final. 642 00:40:16,740 --> 00:40:20,180 Oh, and we got to celebrate Chew Your Beer beers. What is he. 643 00:40:20,460 --> 00:40:23,660 100? He got cut off. There's a there's a three minute 644 00:40:23,660 --> 00:40:26,540 limit on messages. He got cut off, but, uh. 645 00:40:27,380 --> 00:40:30,900 Uh, yeah. Psycho bear 853. Beer. If you like to call and leave a 646 00:40:30,900 --> 00:40:35,180 message. Uh, I should clarify. He was saying horse, not horse. 647 00:40:36,660 --> 00:40:39,580 First. But at first I was like. He's saying he wants to play you 648 00:40:39,580 --> 00:40:41,580 in horse. I don't know if he could beat me 649 00:40:41,580 --> 00:40:48,820 in those. Uh. We'll see. Only one way to find out. 650 00:40:48,820 --> 00:40:50,060 Let me tell you. Well, 651 00:40:50,060 --> 00:40:54,060 you can meet him at Tarantula Hill. That would be amazing. On July 12th. 652 00:40:54,100 --> 00:40:57,880 July 12th, I will be driving home from, uh, 653 00:40:58,040 --> 00:41:03,040 Louisville, Kentucky, July 12th. We got a road trip planned that week, 654 00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:06,600 heading to Cincinnati for a couple days and then gonna cruise 655 00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:14,040 into Kentucky, which it's not. Florida. Well, nothing is. 656 00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:18,560 But I think you have to as you cross the border, you got to hit 657 00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:23,200 your spouse or something. Oh, okay. I think that's a rule. 658 00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:27,800 No sleeves on your shirt. Yeah, and maybe I might come 659 00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:33,080 back with a barbed wire tattoo. That might be another rule. 660 00:41:33,120 --> 00:41:36,400 Like the alligator and the grenade. I think that's the Kentucky rule. 661 00:41:36,760 --> 00:41:39,480 Yeah. Hit your spouse and get a barbed 662 00:41:39,480 --> 00:41:42,560 wire armband tattoo. Yeah. What a juxtaposition. 663 00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:47,520 By the way, Kentucky, uh, home of, like, the Derby. Yeah. 664 00:41:47,680 --> 00:41:51,120 And then also trashy as fuck. Yeah. It's it's, you know, 665 00:41:51,160 --> 00:41:55,210 and they have their own grass, which is crazy, right? 666 00:41:55,250 --> 00:41:58,290 You know, it's like, uh, I don't know, it's weird. 667 00:41:58,850 --> 00:42:02,130 It's Kentucky, it's Kentucky. Never been. I've driven. 668 00:42:02,130 --> 00:42:05,690 I've driven through. Okay. On a trip to Florida, 669 00:42:05,730 --> 00:42:09,930 like a 24 hour bus ride to Florida. Sounds awful. It was all right. 670 00:42:09,970 --> 00:42:15,410 It was high school. Oh, okay. Sounds awful. Zoolander. Chicks. 671 00:42:15,970 --> 00:42:20,330 Okay. Coach. Bus. It was fine. Yeah. Mad chicks. Yeah. Um. Yeah. 672 00:42:20,330 --> 00:42:23,810 So, Psycho Bear, I will actually be wakeboarding that weekend. 673 00:42:23,970 --> 00:42:28,890 So let me know. Maybe if you're here an extra day or 674 00:42:28,890 --> 00:42:33,930 two on either side of the weekend, and maybe we can meet up for a beer. 675 00:42:34,290 --> 00:42:39,130 I also will need some guarantees that, um, you'll be more like 676 00:42:39,130 --> 00:42:42,930 Non-Murderer John and less like. Definitely murderer psycho bear. 677 00:42:44,050 --> 00:42:47,770 Damn it. Just, you know, 678 00:42:47,810 --> 00:42:53,390 safety with a name like Psycho Bear. I have to take precautions. 679 00:42:54,550 --> 00:42:58,510 That might be the funniest shit I've ever heard. Sorry. 680 00:43:00,670 --> 00:43:05,110 I mean, technically, you took a chance on John. True. 681 00:43:05,470 --> 00:43:09,270 Like you took a chance. And it paid off. And it did, right. 682 00:43:09,310 --> 00:43:15,110 So maybe Psycho Bear is like that guy that you meet on, like, 683 00:43:15,110 --> 00:43:20,350 Muscle Beach who's name is tiny. You know, he's not really tiny, 684 00:43:20,390 --> 00:43:22,510 right? You know, he's he's a big, buff dude, 685 00:43:22,550 --> 00:43:27,590 right? He's like little John, right? So maybe Psycho Bear is like, uh, 686 00:43:28,030 --> 00:43:31,070 maybe he's like a cuddly teddy bear guy. Okay, not so psycho. 687 00:43:31,110 --> 00:43:34,150 Mostly bear. Yeah, but, like fluffy bear. 688 00:43:34,390 --> 00:43:37,990 Okay, look, I'm just saying, I'm one for one on not being murdered 689 00:43:37,990 --> 00:43:41,190 by being invited out by listeners. I'd like to keep it. 690 00:43:41,230 --> 00:43:45,630 Like to keep my batting average very high. Like, especially with like. 691 00:43:45,630 --> 00:43:49,230 A thousand, right? Like like perfect when it comes 692 00:43:49,270 --> 00:43:52,240 to not dying. Yeah. I'd like to keep it, like, 693 00:43:52,240 --> 00:43:55,920 as high as possible. If we could go, like, 1010, 694 00:43:55,960 --> 00:44:01,800 that'd be even better. Just saying. Uh, so, Psycho Bear, let me know if 695 00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:05,120 you're gonna be here a little longer. Batting averages work. 696 00:44:05,320 --> 00:44:10,280 It can be. Your 1000 or not. We already talked about math not 697 00:44:10,280 --> 00:44:13,160 being my thing. Uh, so, anyways, let me know if 698 00:44:13,160 --> 00:44:15,920 you're gonna be here any longer than just that, uh, that weekend. 699 00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:18,560 And maybe we can arrange a very public meetup. 700 00:44:22,640 --> 00:44:24,440 Treat it like a Craigslist transaction. 701 00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:26,680 Will meet you at the parking lot of the police station. 702 00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:33,280 I already told the story about my buddy. Who he was. 703 00:44:33,320 --> 00:44:36,960 He a friend of mine, Kevin. Maybe he still listens to the show. 704 00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:40,160 I don't know. You fucking better. He was, uh. 705 00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:46,400 This was back in 2000, and let's say between 2010 and 2012. Okay. 706 00:44:46,440 --> 00:44:50,500 There was one year where Kevin purposely held 13 different jobs 707 00:44:50,500 --> 00:44:55,460 because he was trying to have more like the most jobs in a 708 00:44:55,460 --> 00:44:59,620 year that he could have. Okay. And then for a while, he was just 709 00:44:59,620 --> 00:45:05,500 doing ads on Craigslist to get money, and he found this one guy who was 710 00:45:05,660 --> 00:45:09,580 starting to become a hairstylist or a barber. I think he's. 711 00:45:09,740 --> 00:45:13,220 In his 70s. This one. Yeah. And the guy's ad was like, 712 00:45:13,740 --> 00:45:21,420 meet me at a motel six. I'll pay you $20 if I can cut 713 00:45:21,420 --> 00:45:27,900 your hair. Did he get a haircut? Kevin met him by himself. 714 00:45:28,780 --> 00:45:31,740 He had two buddies who were cops at the time, and he was like, 715 00:45:31,740 --> 00:45:34,980 maybe I should have had, like, a cop friend come with me. Sure. 716 00:45:35,020 --> 00:45:38,020 But he didn't. And he got. His, like, shared his location or. 717 00:45:38,020 --> 00:45:40,940 Something, and he got a really shitty haircut, but he got 20 718 00:45:40,940 --> 00:45:45,260 bucks out of it. Yeah. Worth it. So worth it. That reminds me. 719 00:45:45,260 --> 00:45:48,140 I was on the plane to Florida last month. 720 00:45:48,310 --> 00:45:52,670 I watched that it's Florida man show. Oh, wow. Yeah. 721 00:45:52,710 --> 00:45:55,790 And one of the episodes was some dude was looking for cash, 722 00:45:55,790 --> 00:45:58,230 and he put it on Craigslist. Like, you know, 723 00:45:58,270 --> 00:46:00,830 willing to do whatever. Meaning, like, you know, you need 724 00:46:00,870 --> 00:46:04,390 help moving or mowing or whatever. Willing to do whatever it takes. 725 00:46:04,750 --> 00:46:07,950 Well, that was Craigslist. So somebody hit him up and was like, 726 00:46:07,950 --> 00:46:11,430 yeah, I want you to chop off my toes and eat them. 727 00:46:11,590 --> 00:46:16,350 Please tell me he did not do that. He went over to the dude's house and 728 00:46:16,350 --> 00:46:19,870 was going to go through with it, and the guy backed out. Come on. 729 00:46:20,190 --> 00:46:22,790 Yeah. I mean, spoiler alert. Sorry if you haven't watched 730 00:46:22,910 --> 00:46:24,950 that show yet. But the way that show was not nearly 731 00:46:24,950 --> 00:46:28,030 as funny as I thought it would be. But, um, it did make me think of 732 00:46:28,070 --> 00:46:31,550 that. Interesting. Yeah. So, hey, how about a little news 733 00:46:31,550 --> 00:46:34,710 before we close things out? I think I like the sound of that. 734 00:46:35,230 --> 00:46:38,310 Yeah. Uh, Tilray closes Red Hook's 735 00:46:38,310 --> 00:46:42,030 brew lab in Seattle. Tilray brands cost cutting measures 736 00:46:42,030 --> 00:46:45,670 continue with the closure of Red Hook Brew Lab in Seattle's 737 00:46:45,670 --> 00:46:48,770 Capitol Hill neighborhood. chief corporate Affairs Officer 738 00:46:49,090 --> 00:46:57,330 Barron Nauta told The news that. Barron. B b e r r I n Baron. 739 00:46:57,530 --> 00:47:02,170 Baron Barron. Yeah. Uh, Brew lab is now closed as we 740 00:47:02,170 --> 00:47:06,210 look for new location. Tilray just really fucking things up. 741 00:47:06,250 --> 00:47:10,050 Yeah, that's the first thing I thought was again. Right? 742 00:47:10,090 --> 00:47:12,090 Another one. They're really going down that 743 00:47:12,090 --> 00:47:15,450 monster track. Uh, Scott Brewing has been sold 744 00:47:15,450 --> 00:47:18,690 to two families. The Mighty Mighty Bosstones brewing. 745 00:47:18,930 --> 00:47:24,970 You never had to knock on wood. I was like, what's the. 746 00:47:25,170 --> 00:47:26,330 What's the song? I can think of that one. 747 00:47:26,490 --> 00:47:28,650 That's the only song I know. I think that's the only song 748 00:47:28,690 --> 00:47:29,530 anybody knows. Uh, 749 00:47:29,530 --> 00:47:32,370 Durango headquartered Scott Brewing. Oh, I'll be in Colorado next month. 750 00:47:32,690 --> 00:47:36,210 Uh, give me give me your suggestions. Everybody who's in Colorado was 751 00:47:36,210 --> 00:47:39,810 acquired in May by two families with ties to distribution. 752 00:47:40,170 --> 00:47:43,570 Uh, a sale price to the Arellano and West families was not disclosed. 753 00:47:43,570 --> 00:47:46,900 However, the sale reportedly wiped out all of Bruins debt. 754 00:47:47,380 --> 00:47:52,420 Uh, Scott co-founder and president Dave Thibodeau told The Denver 755 00:47:52,420 --> 00:47:56,100 Post that Scott had taken on $5 million in debt for expansion, 756 00:47:56,100 --> 00:48:00,220 but those plans never came to fruition and even 500 or $5 million 757 00:48:00,220 --> 00:48:04,300 to do nothing with. All right. Uh, he told the Herald that 758 00:48:04,300 --> 00:48:07,140 there's no personnel changes. There's no culture changes. 759 00:48:07,140 --> 00:48:10,460 This isn't private equity. This isn't some outside company. 760 00:48:10,620 --> 00:48:14,100 It's not cause rumors of the sale of 30 year old craft brewery 761 00:48:14,100 --> 00:48:16,940 began circulating in February. That same month, 762 00:48:16,980 --> 00:48:19,900 Arnall took over distribution of Scott Beer following the sale. 763 00:48:19,940 --> 00:48:24,140 Thibodeau will remain with Scott, along with Steve Breasley. 764 00:48:24,180 --> 00:48:27,020 What a great name. Breasley, who will be promoted 765 00:48:27,020 --> 00:48:29,260 to chief operating officer? Oh. Excuse me. 766 00:48:29,300 --> 00:48:33,540 From chief operating officer to CEO. What a gig. What a gig. 767 00:48:33,700 --> 00:48:37,460 Uh, we'll end it on this one. Drunk United business class passenger 768 00:48:37,500 --> 00:48:42,100 leaves flight before takeoff. A drunk UA business class passenger 769 00:48:42,140 --> 00:48:46,840 voluntarily deplaned a flight from Denver to London after being 770 00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:52,160 denied immediate alcohol service. Denver to London. What a trip. 771 00:48:52,160 --> 00:48:56,240 That's a long flight. A visibly intoxicated business class 772 00:48:56,240 --> 00:49:01,000 passenger reportedly demanded alcohol before departure, ranting about 773 00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:04,440 his loyalty status and claiming others had already begun drinking. 774 00:49:04,920 --> 00:49:08,920 He also made it known that he was the 2.5 million miler club. 775 00:49:09,080 --> 00:49:12,720 Fellow passengers noted the man loudly berated the crew, insisted 776 00:49:12,720 --> 00:49:17,200 he would not fly with an airline that denied his drink request. 777 00:49:17,200 --> 00:49:20,240 Despite escalating tensions, the situation did not result in 778 00:49:20,240 --> 00:49:23,640 a forced removal. Instead, the man loudly gathered 779 00:49:23,640 --> 00:49:28,920 his belongings and exited the aircraft voluntarily. Interesting. 780 00:49:29,360 --> 00:49:33,720 I hope as he stepped off, he turned around and said, I said, good day. 781 00:49:35,600 --> 00:49:39,120 I just feel like Denver to London. It's a long flight. 782 00:49:39,280 --> 00:49:44,050 What are we like, 14 hours? 15 hours? Well, probably not quite, 783 00:49:44,050 --> 00:49:47,970 because L or excuse me, San Francisco to Portugal was 784 00:49:47,970 --> 00:49:52,450 about 12 hours. Oh, that was it. Yeah, it was like 12.5. Oh. 785 00:49:53,010 --> 00:49:54,970 So, you know, probably less than that. 786 00:49:55,170 --> 00:49:58,010 But my point is, it's a long flight, though. Very long flight. 787 00:49:58,370 --> 00:50:02,970 A lot of time to drink alcohol. So much time. Why do you need it now? 788 00:50:03,130 --> 00:50:05,450 You had to keep that buzz going, I guess. 789 00:50:06,010 --> 00:50:09,490 It's like I've been working on this in the lounge. We will not lose it. 790 00:50:09,490 --> 00:50:14,730 Oh, man. Yeah, yeah. Uh, I you know, I've never ordered a 791 00:50:14,730 --> 00:50:19,490 drink on an airplane. Never once. No. Oh, I definitely have. 792 00:50:19,530 --> 00:50:21,610 On our honeymoon, I think it was our honeymoon. 793 00:50:21,650 --> 00:50:25,930 Maybe it was my 30th to Vegas. Oh, Nashville. It was something. 794 00:50:26,290 --> 00:50:32,130 My wife. My wife, my life. Uh, got me a couple shooters of 795 00:50:32,170 --> 00:50:35,450 maker's Mark. Okay. And I took it on the plane, 796 00:50:35,450 --> 00:50:38,410 and I didn't know you weren't supposed to. Oh. Yeah. 797 00:50:38,650 --> 00:50:41,270 Uh, well, I did it anyway, and nobody saw. 798 00:50:41,390 --> 00:50:46,150 As long as you don't get caught. Yeah. So, uh. Score. Yeah. 799 00:50:46,190 --> 00:50:53,830 When my wife was cool. That one time. It was like a couple years. 800 00:50:53,830 --> 00:50:55,950 She was cool. But, yeah, I've never I've never 801 00:50:55,950 --> 00:50:58,630 actually ordered a drink. Oh, I know someone who sort of 802 00:50:58,630 --> 00:51:01,030 did that. They took their. They ordered, like a Coke or Diet 803 00:51:01,030 --> 00:51:04,070 Coke or whatever, took it into the bathroom and then poured their their 804 00:51:04,070 --> 00:51:06,910 jack or whatever into it. Yeah. No, I just did it right in my seat. 805 00:51:06,950 --> 00:51:09,190 Oh, well, as they came out, the flight attendant was standing 806 00:51:09,190 --> 00:51:11,910 right there and was like, sir, we know why you brought your 807 00:51:12,030 --> 00:51:13,830 drink into the bathroom. We're gonna have to take that 808 00:51:13,830 --> 00:51:18,670 from you. Wow. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't know until, like, 809 00:51:18,670 --> 00:51:21,550 a year later. Two years later. I wasn't supposed to do that. 810 00:51:22,110 --> 00:51:24,710 Some airlines are so much more strict, like southwest. 811 00:51:24,710 --> 00:51:28,030 It's part of their announcements that you can't open your own. 812 00:51:28,190 --> 00:51:31,470 That's what it was, was a southwest. That's like all we fly is southwest. 813 00:51:31,470 --> 00:51:34,150 Oh, southwest. I used to be a huge southwest fan. 814 00:51:34,150 --> 00:51:37,110 Their stupid new bag policies can suck it. 815 00:51:37,150 --> 00:51:41,640 Don't they do the Seeding shit to where it's not assigned seating. 816 00:51:41,880 --> 00:51:44,240 They haven't. It's still not assigned seating. 817 00:51:44,280 --> 00:51:48,040 They still haven't changed that part, but. Oh they haven't okay. 818 00:51:48,080 --> 00:51:50,400 You know, they've changed everything and now it's more expensive. 819 00:51:50,400 --> 00:51:52,680 And if you want to bring bags, it's even more expensive. 820 00:51:52,760 --> 00:51:54,760 I was like, I don't need to fly southwest ever again. Fuck. 821 00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:57,680 You guys clearly haven't flown in a while. Yeah. 822 00:51:58,040 --> 00:52:02,280 So, uh, but alas, not a flight show. Not. 823 00:52:02,320 --> 00:52:05,640 It's, shockingly enough, not shockingly. Yeah. 824 00:52:05,640 --> 00:52:08,320 So let's wrap things up. I'm going to say hi to Vanessa. 825 00:52:08,560 --> 00:52:11,480 Hi, Vanessa. And to encourage you all to 826 00:52:11,520 --> 00:52:13,240 follow us. @CraftBeerRepublic 827 00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:19,840 @Flex_me_a_beer underscores in between 805538 beer 2337I think 828 00:52:19,840 --> 00:52:22,440 that's just about everything. Hope everyone out there is staying 829 00:52:23,040 --> 00:52:26,560 not murdered and very well hydrated. And on that note. 830 00:52:26,600 --> 00:52:27,840 Good night everybody.