Everybody's got an opinion.

Every Californian, Virginian in Virginia, it's so hard to tell

who to cho and who to ignore.

Someone's gotta settle The Score.

Trey aChelseyyBD will help you choose who's views win, which.

Well, hello everyone.

Welcome back to part two of our deep dive into A versus comparison of the

Stanley Cup reviews on amazon.com.

Now, if you are just now joining us, go back to part one where we

covered the five star from the elusive one, and now we're gonna.

The one star review.

But before we do that, try, I think we've promised something else to our listeners,

like maybe a spin on the Meryl-Go-Round.

'I don't feel like an icon.

Most of the days, I feel like 'I can't!'.

That's with An, A'.

Here's the deal.

Trey and I each have picked a rotten, scathing, pithy, One-Star-Zinger,

and with 30 seconds on the clock.

We'll take turns trying to recite the zinger in as many genres as possible,

just like Queen Meryl Streep, who does it all before the clock runs out.

Okay.

Chelsey, what you got?

Alright, so I kept in the Stanley theme.

I went over to Target and found their special Valentine's Day Stanley.

It's actually quite gorgeous.

It has some, uh, hearts on it.

There's a red and a pink option.

Very, very nice.

Um, this review is written by Eric.

It's a one star review.

Obviously the subject is, I never got it, and the review

is, I never got it when it came.

A target employee took it.

Okay?

Yep.

Well, I'm gonna strap you into a target shopping cart.

Okay.

Alright, queen.

Are you ready?

I'm ready.

Three, Two, One, GO!.

Aura.

I never got it when I came.

Targeted boy, Southern.

I never got I, oh shit, I never got it.

I can't do it.

What happened?

This I game show it.

What's, I don't know what happened, guys.

Game show.

I never got it when

news.

I never got it when it came a.

In drama

and you it came, target, employee took it.

That's, I dunno what happened with my Southern accent and it just went away

for a second and I could do it now.

I have no problem doing it.

It's the pressure.

My brain just couldn't do it.

It's all good.

I never got

it when it came and Target employee took it.

Geez.

I dunno why that happens sometimes.

It's fine.

You got five?

Okay, I'll take it.

So I wanted to stay

icy cold.

Mm. So I have a One-Star-Zinger from Amazon for the um Wman ice cube tray

with lid and bin round ice trays for freezer with lid, uh, ice cube trays

for freezer with ice container 0.8 inch.

Two pack blue.

Oh my goodness.

It's super color.

This also was 10,000 plus bought in the past month.

Um, they're like $6.

Okay.

This review, the zinger is written by bs.

The, um, subject is.

CK the size da.

They are real small, so I think that's supposed to mean check the size.

Mm.

And their subject is POS, which I think stands for a piece of shit.

Okay.

All right.

I'm gonna strap you into the handle of, of a Stanley Cup 'cause it's

a nice, you can really hold on.

I think r You ready?

Yes, let's do it.

Okay.

Three, Two,

One, GO!.

Stop.

Grandma

What?

Grandma?

Grandma.

Grandma

os out

superhero.

Real world

Romcom

Os.

That was really good.

That's a callback to part one.

Everyone.

4, 5, 6, 8. Trey.

Very good.

The

winner.

It was peaking and so I was like, what does she say?

I couldn't tell.

Oh.

I was like, grandma.

Okay.

Alright.

That was a fun little like.

A buch.

Now let's get back into the drama.

I'm really ready 'cause I don't wanna spend $60 on a water bottle.

So let's do this one star.

Well, I did a little bit of a tease there with grandma because this

review is written by a grandma.

That's right.

Oh, okay.

So if you can trust anybody, I think you can trust grandma.

But let's see if you feel like you can trust this grandma Carol.

With an E at the end.

This is Carol the grandma's.

You'll find out one star review subject is,

does not hold up for an extremely expensive cup to hold your water.

Okay.

This was written recently, March of 2024, so within the year or so.

Okay.

All right.

I bought two Stanley Cups at the same time for my grand girls.

One is this one leaks because it leaks her teacher ass that she

not use it at school in her class.

This is what my 7-year-old wanted it for to show it.

I bought this cup not even two months ago, and it leaks being

it was bought two months ago.

They'll not replace it 35 and in two months it leaks.

That shows me the poor quality of these very expensive cups.

Stanley, you should be ashamed of yourself for not replacing this cup.

My grand girls were so surprised when these cups arrived at their home,

a special gift from their Grammy.

They can only take it to cheer and one can use it at school.

That how special they are to them

for that price.

It's a shame that this one leaks.

I myself bought one at Walmart six months ago for 9 99.

It does not leak.

It has hit the ground several times.

Tossed in my car.

So for 9 99, it is holding me up better than 35 0 0.

Stanley.

It also comes in many pretty colors.

Has a lid that can be used three different ways, and my grand

girls have designed it for me.

Being a Grammy, I don't need a $35 cup that leaks, but to a seven and

8-year-old, the Stanley, S-T-A-N-L-Y was very important to them just

to see the joy on their faces and the excitement and surprise to,

to get a package in their name.

When I had it delivered to their home, was well worth the

overpriced Stanley S-T-A-N-L-Y mug.

It just sucks.

One, can't bring it to school and can't be used as intended for my 7-year-old.

Is Carol a grandma?

I I, I'm not sure.

Wait, I, I don't know that I've ever in my life heard the phrase grand girls.

Yeah.

But my God, is that funny?

That's

cute, right?

My grand girls.

My grand girls, so I Where are you, where are you placing Carol?

In the continental United States.

I, I think I'm placing her like sort of south, but not like very south.

Like.

Yeah, I think that too, you

know, I don't know what that would be like.

Maybe like Tennessee.

But Tennessee can be twangy.

Oh, I feel like, I feel like Carol's probably like North Carolina.

North

Carolina.

Like Appalachian.

Appalachian.

Yeah.

Um,

Appalachian.

Ian.

Grammy.

Grammy.

That sounds southern to me.

Yeah.

Also like they're not northern and Jewish because they said it's a scandal

and they would've said a Shonda.

Shonda.

Yeah.

Um.

I missed at the beginning that it was $35.

So like at some point in the review it's just like 35.

It's exactly.

I was like, same.

When I first on the

review, I was like 35 wa.

Right.

Because I think of Stanley Cups as like 50 plus.

Exactly.

So I'm like, oh, it was probably the little ones.

Yeah.

You know, the point of view on this is so funny because I understand

that like the grandma is like, why do they want these cups?

They're like, it's so stupid.

Yeah.

Like what?

And they're so expensive.

Like I'll just get a fake one.

Call back to part one.

That's right.

Again.

Yes.

On get a 9 99 1.

Like that's all of mine.

Hello.

Cheers.

Mm-hmm.

Um, but it's very sweet that the Grammy did purchase them for the grand girls.

And then here we go.

You have one that is perfect, right?

And one that leaks.

Yeah.

And.

I, I got a little lost because Grammy Carol is like mad that Stanley

won't replace it after two months, which I guess like, yeah, sure.

But if you bought it on Amazon, then I'm sort of like, well then who?

I don't know the leaking, you don't want it to leak if you're spending

this much money, but yet again, if we look back at part one, they do sell

all of these accessories to sort of.

Refute that or stop that, but I don't want to pay 35 and it leak.

So I understand Grammy's point of view there,

Grammy, but I do also wonder where is it leaking?

Like is it leaking from the top or is it like leaking from the bottom or like.

I mean, I feel like it must not be leaking from the bottom if they can

still bring it to cheer practice.

Well, okay, so that was, what's the

problem with it leaking at school, and why is one of them leaking at

school and the other one's not?

Like, I don't know.

It sounds a little weird.

Well, in my mind, I feel like in cheer practice everyone is sweaty and like

it's more athletic and people are agile.

Like, so, like if it's sch or if there's a little puddle you're in, in the,

you're fine.

You're in the gym.

Yeah.

Okay.

But no, I know, it seems to me like, you know.

Things just get banned at school for no reason.

Yes.

Remember like the spinners were banned and like That's right.

You know?

That's

right.

Like spaghetti straps were banned when I was a kid.

Right.

So it's like, I'm sure the Stanley Cups are getting banned.

I love how the grandma

recognizes, like that was the whole point.

She wanted to show off, go off, you know, classmates and now she can't even do that.

What's the point of that?

That's the clarity and the privilege, uh, of being an A Grammy.

That's right.

Andy Williams used to talk about that all the time.

It's like once you reach 60, you can say whatever the fuck you want.

Right.

And the world has to just sit there and take it.

And Grammy is like, I'm calling bullshit.

I know that.

My little grand girls, yes.

They just wanna show off.

They wanna show off that they have it and they can't even do it.

I'm pissed certain off.

I'm still the grandma, so I'm gonna buy it for them, even

though I think it's ridiculous.

Exactly.

And my 9 99 1 has three different lid options.

I mean, see, but even that detail is why this is pretty queenly because

it is a rant, but it's from such a specific point of view that it's

really valuable to me because, but then again, I just appreciate the details.

Yeah.

Even when it's a one star and you're like upset and you're disappointed in

the project, you're product, you're still saying like it has three different ways.

Like they're sort of selling the product in a way.

Um.

And mentioning like you can get a cheaper version.

That's right.

But

I mean, I do think there's a lot of value here.

I think that the spelling and grammar is really funny to me because we had

Stanley spelled right the whole time.

The for what?

And

that.

No, twice.

As soon as we started writing Stanley in, in caps, 'cause we were really getting

like Stanley, you know, like really getting, then we just, we took out the EE.

So that was the only real spelling error.

I think maybe there was one little tiny one other than that, but,

and I believe Carol.

Yeah.

Look, I, I don't think it's shady.

I think it's, I don't think it's shady

at all.

And I also think that I'm starting to get the idea of maybe it is

common in the sense that like we have a, now we have a test group of

three Stanleys between the first.

Review and the two that grandma bought.

And I sort of believe that like every, like one out of three or like

whatever, your one out of however many bottles that are probably

sold are gonna eventually leak.

Okay.

So that, I mean, we're like so simpatico.

Yeah, because I was gonna say, what do you think statistically?

Like, is that just what you, we have to deal with like.

They vacuum sealed products Like is every now and then are you?

I mean, I would hope not,

but it's like who knows?

Like maybe I always think like maybe somebody returned it 'cause they realized

it leaked and then it gets set back out.

I don't know.

Like there's gotta be something with the quality control is not a hundred percent.

It's so upsetting.

I know.

I mean, I just wish the granny had been able to figure this out before two months.

'cause I think that's the whole point is like it lasted two months.

It was like so expensive.

And two months was outside of the return window,

right?

I mean just the POV alone.

Yes.

And the self to declaring of being a grandma to grand girls.

Yes.

Like it's very funny.

It's funny.

It's very entertaining.

Yes.

I instantly know Carol, but.

It is.

I don't know if it's a deal breaker for me, which I'll talk about in the Crown.

Okay.

Yeah.

Anything else for you?

I can crown Carol.

Yeah, let's do it.

Yeah.

All right.

So Chelsey and I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards.

In an effort to be fair and not influenced by one another, we will

simultaneously reveal our ratings.

The Queens are Tabulating.

Okay, the queens are unanimous.

Four and a half crowns.

Four and a half crowns tray.

You go first buy four and a half crowns for Granny Carol.

35. 35. I don't know, like this personally, just in my point of view,

would not stop me from buying it.

Like I kind of do want to buy one still,

but I find.

It has a cautionary tale, I believe Grammy Carol.

I don't think they're being shady.

I think they're genuinely frustrated that like one was

defective, the other one wasn't.

It's very expensive.

My, it's for my little grand girl.

She can't show off.

Like, it's frustrating.

I get it.

I believe it.

Um, it's strong, you know, the, the typos unfortunate.

Um.

But anytime you're a Grammy and you're leaving such detailed reviews,

like you just get props from me.

'cause like I don't understand TikTok.

So like, you know, this is a Grammy that's on Amazon leaving a really

solid review, four and a half.

Not totally review Queenie, but very close.

Why did you say four and a half?

I agree.

I have a very soft spot in my heart for Granny.

I just sort of like them.

I find them to be very genuine.

I can see other people, grandma's parents.

Uh, the ants getting in a similar situation with a younger kid,

and I just, I, I really connected with the narrative, so I loved it.

The only reason I took off a half Crown personally was I wish I had known a

little bit more about how it was leaking, because if it is just like a leaking

from the straw, then I can be like, oh, I'll just buy one of those stoppers.

Um, if it's like perspirating or something like that, then

that's a much bigger issue.

Wait, the stoppers totally just made me re think of the Crocs guy that we

like talked about how the, whoever was the CEO or president or whatever

of Crocs joined Stanley, but those stoppers look, look like those, they're

like the Gibbs, the Gbbt thingies.

They're very similar.

Oh God, you're

so right, Trey.

And that is such a brilliant marketing scheme because that's like a never ending

additional revenue genius.

Alright, well

here we are.

Yes, we have reached the end.

We have.

Looked at an insanely detailed five star and part one.

Go back and watch if you haven't.

Now we have deduced this five star IGI gave both four and a half.

You gave four to the five star and four and a half to the five.

So I've sort of already said I still want the Stanley like

yeah, I don't think kind of won though.

I think I still want it.

I don't think this, this one star.

Was really damning.

If anything, I think it really increased the brand awareness and how much

people love it and you wanna be able to show it off and be that person.

So I don't think it did a a ton of harm.

I think that if I bought the Stanley Cup, I would like put it through rigorous

testing within the return window to make sure that it wasn't gonna leak.

And I think I owe that to Granny and so I'm grateful that I read

that review, that one star review.

But I don't feel like it's a deal breaker.

No, I don't either.

I mean, Stanley comes

out on top.

Stanley comes out on top.

I mean, they really did.

I think the

4.7 overall sticks,

I think so.

90,000 reviews, so many reviews.

Um, also, I, I meant to say, but Chelsey shirt says Queen.

It doesn't say queer.

It's like the rainbow ness is throwing me off.

Um.

Queen, queen, queen, queen.

But it'd be great if it's a queer as well.

That'd be fine with me.

Um,

all right, well, do you have any, any last thoughts here?

Um, thirsty.

I think like I do, I'm thirsty and I feel like a little bit jealous

of people that I'm family, which is a little bit, I don't know why.

Oh my God.

Also they have these really gorgeous like shiny embossed limited edition

ones that are like $78 and they have like really beautiful detail.

Like I really want one.

I know

my niece has the one that has like the snack tray and my mom bought her the snack

tray that goes on top for her gymnastics.

That is

so funny.

You can literally

put a whole snack tray on top of it.

It's crazy.

They, they, they've thought of everything.

I just bought this, so Yeah.

Gotta

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