Could you beat the Rizzler in a fight? I don't think I'd be able to. He's an eight year old.
Yeah, but he's like a brick, dude. You think you could pick up the Rizzler? How much do
you think the Rizzler weighs? Dude, like 260, 240? I don't fucking know. Dude, I think I
could beat up Rizzler easy. AJ, different story. AJ is a professional wrestler. That's out of
the question. Big Justice would be shit on me. Yeah, yeah. Big, big justice. I think the little.
The little one. The little Italian fucker. He would beat the shit of me. He would beat the
baby Gronk. Probably I could kill. Yeah. I would need training from Elena McLaughlin. What does
that have to do with baby Gronk? To to beat baby Gronk, I mean. Honestly, here's how you
do it. You grab him by his stupid, like, long ponytail, grab him by the back of it, and then
just twist his skull really quickly. No, and then you Mario 64 him off of a ledge. Or you
could just pull him down and then stomp on his face. Dude, this is our most deranged opening
yet, just fantasizing about being the shit of a child. Children multiple. Oh yeah, several
children. I guess you're right. I mean... Dude, Trump banned us from actual sports, so guess
what now bitch, we're gonna start fighting kids. That's what Alaina's had to resort to for work.
Cause she can't compete in the UFC anymore. She's just been like fighting kids. Just to
get that thrill. Sorry, I was watching Instagram in the recording. Why? Have you ever, you're
still looking at it, have you ever heard of the term, lock the fuck in? I did I'm sorry
that I don't have the barbed wire Barbie love lock I welcome our new host here thorn-pedaled
Rosa. What's up? How we doing? Say something back to cumposting. Yeah
What's up, little comers? It's... Cumposting, back again. The world's most barbed podcast.
I'm your host, as always, ThornpedaledRosa, joined today by my little doll of a co-host.
A little Barbie doll, even. Jokey each day we're getting older damn each day. We're getting
older eat dude each day. We're getting older damn Hello, I'm very good at it like six episodes
ago. I Don't give a shit dude. I don't think I did that bit sick. Yes, we did we really
did the bed No, no, I know we did like nugget in a biscuit. No, we didn't do nugget
Dude, I'm not doing that in the middle of the record. I'm pretty sure- That sucks. They pull
up the facts. We literally do each day we're getting older. I don't believe you. I don't
believe you. Leave a comment. Leave a comment if you remember that. Tallest Which episode?
I'm pretty sure it was Iggy O'Terranay? Red One? Dude, you're making shit up. Or it might
be Look Back. I don't know. You're making shit up. No, we didn't. We didn't. Why would I lie
about that? That's such a weird thing to fucking lie about. Because you're weird, you're strange.
You're like Rose-peddled, or Thorn-peddled Rosa. Sorry. Don't hurt me that I mispronounced your
name. And you show you why I carry my father's last name. What was your father's last name?
Peddled. I thought it was Thorned. No, his name's Peter Peddled. He picked a patch of pickled
peppers. Wow, that's brave. I think that's the one word that can be used in that scenario.
Yep.
Not as brave as my favorite movie, though. Brave. Yeah. We watched a bit. That red-headed slut.
How's your day going Rosa? It's going, it's going, um, it's going pretty well. I want to
walk. Wow. Dude, the physical activity, am I right? Yeah, you're fucking lard ass up and
finally got out the door. Dude, I weigh 140 pounds. I don't know why you say those things
to me. It's I weigh about as much as you. I weigh as much as you. I what? You're taller
than me. I'd like 120, probably less. I have the same BMI as you. Whatever. I hope this
has been my... Bro, I'm sorry that I think the term lard ass is a funny term Dude, I was in
a discord server and I just was like scrolling through and somebody just said Here, I'll read
the I'll read the quote I'm such a lard ass. I had a salad for lunch, but there was a kid's
birthday here, so they gave me a pizza and cake. I'm such a lard ass, bro. Is that in the Barbedwire
Barbie official Discord server? Yes. Dude, how long until she finds this fucking show and
realizes that we've been making fun of her on the fucking movie review podcast every single
episode for like a month? Dude, it's not making fun of her, it's making homage to her. Oh,
yeah, paying homage to our biggest inspiration, Barb Dwyer Barbie. Follow her on Instagram
for some awesome Instagram stories and some awesome Instagram posts, they're incredible.
She's like every day. Dude, dude, she showed you up. She's a level six rapper. Oh, yeah.
Today, she posted an awesome rap music video. Yesterday, she was. complaining about how toxic
transgender culture is which she's not, she's not toxic by the way and then talk about how
great it is that she spends so much time offline which she mentions our Instagram story which
she updates every 30 minutes every day I'm not kidding yeah she also said that Joku quote
looks like a chiller I think we've said that on show I know except I just think that that's
very funny It is a very funny statement. How does it feel knowing that Barbatwar or Barbie
knows who you are? I wanna... edit this out but I feel like I've been...
From the eyes elaborate on that by the eyes by barbara barbies eyes go yeah, but you're
editing that out Yeah, no, it'll be censored out. No, just give right of it. Oh, it's all
gotten roof. Yeah, this is gone Well, I don't believe I don't believe that you'll get rid
of it. I believe that you found it so funny that you're gonna keep it. Doggy biscuit, doggy
biscuit! And then I'm gonna like quit the show. Do you love tomorrow? Bum ba dum ba dum, do
you love tomorrow? What's your favorite Tabuscus? What's my favorite Tabuscus? Tabuscus car.
The Transgenders. No, no, actually, Tobuscus in the movie Smiley or Tobuscus in Annoying
Orange, the TV show on Cartoon Network. Dude, he carried that show. Can we talk about that?
No, because I haven't seen it in a while. I just remember the episode. You don't orange
it up like once a week? Oh. They call me the Jamba Juice. juice is loose the juice is loose
I don't we get the juice is loose the Bills had their season ended early I really thought
they were gonna make it all the way the Super Bowl this year and they lost to the Kansas
City Chiefs in another example of the NFL Engaging you mean by early they lost early. It's like
one game until the Super Bowl I know except my thoughts are fairly I want bills lines,
dude I was real I was a believer dude dreams don't come true. I hope you I know I need to
It's like the same four teams that are in the Super Bowl. I know I need to realize that is
a bills fan Hope there's always next year. There's always next year 57 years we have all been
saying that next year's the one though Next year's the one where we're gonna get an actual
offensive line I don't know if you care about fucking football, but I'm a I'm an upstate
New York patriot and I Love the Bills. I love the Bills man And you really hate to see it.
Um Anyway, go Eagles, I guess. I'm just gonna watch the Kendrick Lamar shit in the halftime,
and that's all of the Super Bowl I'm gonna watch this year. I wanna go to Philadelphia and see
what happens in Philadelphia after they win or lose. Either way, it's gonna be like fucking...
It's gonna look like Kiev, Ukraine. That shit gonna look crazy. That shit gonna look like
barbed wire Barbie's bedroom. What the fuck? Skits away. New game show, Shy Rack, or just
the inside of barbed wire Barbie's mind. New game. Iraq cave or barbed wire Barbie's room?
Iraq cave? What's an Iraq cave? What was it? Iranian cave? What? What were the caves? What
were the caves that Saddam Hussein was in? Saddam Hussein bunker you're thinking of the word
bunker No not Saddam Hussein, um, Osama bin Laden, my bad Wasn't he in... where was he?
He was in caves for a minute That was like the belief is that he was in caves He was in...
he's a Saudi guy but I think he was in like... Saudi Arabian cave Sure, whatever, I know he
didn't find him in Saudi but whatever Dude, I don't know Who cares dude I don't give a
fuck anymore Clocked out. Ha ha. Dude, people don't care about the Middle East. They don't
even know it's from- in fucking Asia. Except for- except the one person. Except that one
person who knows that the Middle East- Except our Israeli fans. Shout out. Yeah. Shout out
all the Israeli brothers and sisters. Dude, I feel like you would be so surprised- I don't
know, not you specifically, but like, how many people don't know the Middle East is a part
of the Asian continent? It's kind of insane like I think I've said it to someone recently
and they like looked at me like I was stupid Yeah, that means that goob is my Asian friend
goob guy cuz he was he was born No, he wasn't he was raised in Israel, dude That's European
Israel's in Europe, yeah, that's true. Yeah, that's the... I made one exception. Israel's
in Europe, and that's why it's the most backwards country in the Asian continent. Anyway, anyway,
speaking of Israel, we watched the Brutalist. Brutalist is a film about many things. Brutalist.
Yeah, you can go. You can do yours. Whatever. Yeah, no, you get you get the movie. You just
watched you little crybaby. OK, sure. Yeah, you get to talk about her Maffet. Anyway, we
watched her.
To break down The Brutalist, this is a 3 hour and 30 minute movie about the immigration experience
for a Budapest architect named Lazro. We follow his wacky adventure in the United States.
post-World War II-ish era. 1950 through about 60. Yeah, around there. Around there. Yeah,
it's a film about many things, from ego to the American dream, to the immigrant experience,
to exploitation, but it's chiefly about architecture. And I feel like that's like the surrounding
thing around it. Yeah, encompasses them. Yeah, it's about the architect of Laszlo and him
building this odd church community center compound for a very wealthy client. Yeah. within Pennsylvania.
It's a lot of this film is very Pennsylvania. And how did that make you feel? Do you feel
seen? Oh, I don't really care. Damn dude. They were talking they were talking about the better
side of Pennsylvania. Let's be real. Oh, no, fuck. Fuck Philly did. But you also gotta realize
Philly's got like Allentown, Eremersburg, Gettysburg, Philadelphiasburg. Dude, nah. The best burg
is Pittsburgh. Why do you get to refer to your... place of living as I live in upstate New York
and then you just out me where I live. Because you've said it on the show multiple times.
Alright then whatever. You- you- dude I can't keep track of it. You live- just say where
you live. No, it's a small city. Dude they said it and then they said- small city. It's not
that small. No, I get biscuit nugget in the biscuit. It's not that small. It's getting
smaller by the day though. Yeah, it's getting smaller It's never getting smaller Each day
we're getting smaller. I'm living a dead place in the rust belt my friends dude you live in
literally like Do you live in the capital of depression? It's true. It's true. But um...
What'd you think about The Brutalist? Directed by Brady Corbett and starring Ralph Fiennes.
Not Ralph Fiennes, Adrian Brody, I'm sorry. Yeah bro, we'll talk about Ralph in a minute
here too. He looks like Sam Hyde, by the way, Brady. The director. Yeah, I know. He's a very
every like recent photo. I've seen him in he looks like he's about to like cry Yeah, he
just looks like Sam Hyde if he took off his weird trotsky glasses Oh, like he looks like
he's very sad in each photo that I see him in Like it's a fake smile. I'm looking at It's
a Bart smile Like I don't know anyway The movie, I like the movie. The movie was very good.
Yeah, I really enjoyed it. This is probably one of my favorite films of this year. Of all
time. One of my favorite films of all time about an architect named Lazlo, Lazro Toph. But yeah,
the what this film's probably most notable for at this very moment is it's runtime coming
at three and a half hours and featuring a 15 minute air mission. It's theatrical release.
We both were we're very lucky to get to see this in theaters. And what did you think about
the pacing and runtime of this movie? I like that. Um, lowkey, I don't know why there's
a 15 minute intermission. It's without what? Me neither. Like without it, it would just
be like three hours, 15 minutes. Yeah. I didn't think it was completely necessary, but like
it's fine. It, it, it didn't like detract from the movie going experience. Really? I guess
all that too much. All that much. Yeah. Um, I just like, I just wonder how it's going to
be, what's going to happen during like home releases of this movie. I'm assuming those
take it out. I don't know. Like that's, it's just what kind of confuses me. And yeah, it's
kind of odd. Um, I, I'm kind of neutral about the, um, yeah, like I don't really care that
much. Um, but. Outside of that, I think it was a super well paced movie. It did not feel at
all like it was three and a half hours. It really did feel like a two hour movie. Yeah, I really
liked the pacing of this movie. Yeah, it's very enthralling. First, another thing that stands
out immediately is this film is shot in Vista color, which is sort of a modernized version
of technicolor filming. And it's stunning. The colors in this film are absolutely beautiful
looking. This film is such a gorgeous and timeless look to it. And the cinematography put on display
in this film is, if not its strongest component. Definitely one of the strongest parts of this
movie Yeah, I really like the look of this film this film looked great The the framing of shots
really gives it a sense of scale I just the camera work was just really excellent and it
looked great Yeah, um, it really elevates the emotionality of this movie. It's like elevated
emotion. It's elevated poop
Like, uh, the, you were telling me when you saw, um, the, one of the first scenes of this
movie, when he arrives to Ellis Island and you see this gorgeous, um, swirling upside down
shot of the Statue of Liberty. Um, Well, let's take it back like a couple of minutes. It's
interesting that there's a woman, I believe it's Laszlo's wife, right? Yeah. speaking about
like reading a note that she I think wrote to Lazaro while the camera and what we are shown
is the ship that they are on but it's very claustrophobic like close-ups of just kind of walking and
shuffling through everyone. It's like where it feels like I'm a child and I'm like really
close to everyone and like I'm just very like there's always something happening until we
kind of get outside and it's just like you just know you know it opens up to beautiful and
the music is like also building it's probably my favorite scene in this entire movie yeah
I would I would agree the music in this film pairs beautifully with the stunning visuals
and Adrian Brody is fantastic And so is Guy Pearce who plays the rich guy Yeah Guy Pierce's
character is very interesting. He's detestable but a charmer and they managed to make this
Racist scumbag of a Capitalist Relatable and likable it while simultaneously being detestable
Which is... I really liked Guy Pearce's performance. Yeah, that's such a hard line to toe. Because,
again, like, a 3 and a half hour movie, you're spending a lot of time watching Adrian Brody
and Guy Pearce interact with each other. And if they lean too hard in either direction,
the character that Guy Pierce is playing would completely fall, fall apart. Yeah. And each
half has like different tones. The first half is very like an introductory half, but also
it's just Lazro kind of making the connections and slowly starting. Yeah. While the second
half is when his wife comes in and. There's more time gaps. Mm-mm. Yeah, I do like the
air mission in terms of, um... letting the audience have breathing room
to really settle in with the... Which is why I hope they keep it in the home release. I
do think it's nice to have those 15 minutes to reflect about that first half because it's
very much so... I don't want to say a standard American dream story so much as I want to say
what the viewer standard story of the American dream while being very interesting mind you
which is an excellently subverted within that second half when the lie of the American dream
is put more fully on display. Let me go to my favorite American dream state Israel. Oh yeah
um there is a lot of there's a not a lot but there is like weirdly a couple, a handful,
a good amount of mentions of Israel. The weirdest one, my least favorite scene in the movie,
is in the first half. He's working at his cousin's furniture shop. The cousin ends up throwing
him out. The cousin's a ex-Jewish Catholic convert whose wife lies about Laszlo in order to get
him out of the house. But the... You see Laszlo building furniture. She wouldn't have to lie
about me. What? You're saying you would make a pass on your cousin's wife if she was that
hot?
Anyway, you know what you go sister. Hell. Yeah, thank you thorn-pedaled Rosa I respect you.
I respect you for that. That's a I bet you would do the same thing. Oh, yeah, totally We're
scum bag lesbians. We're dirt bag leftists and we're scum bag lesbians. We're evil lesbians
I believe oh, yeah But let's not let's not get into Ralph Oh, like that one train in the brutalist?
Dude, the emotions you... Hello, Kat. Moxie, hello! Dude, the emotions you just went through
is like... You like, looked angry, sad, and then you were like, Ah! Yeah. Dude, you hit...
Moxie just walked in. Hello, welcome Moxie to the cumposting bunker. Can she say something?
Yeah, let me- let me hold her and make her... cry. Yeah, pinch her little fat sides to make
her scream.
Yeah? What did you think about the movie Moxie? Well Moxie did not like the movie. Moxie did
not like the movie. Moxie what did you think of the movie? Did you like? Did it look like
I was making out with moxie? Yeah It looked like you were making out with your cat, but
you did not put your dick anywhere near your cat You go Shane Dawson mode. Um, I only put
my tongue in my kit It's a joke anyway, we're away before that train got derailed The fuck
was I say? Oh yeah yeah. My least favorite scene. There's a montage of him building furniture.
Well the um, the 1946 UN resolution for the um, the handing over of mandatory Palestine
to um... to Israel plays supposed to be like inspirational. But I was just thinking like,
I don't think it was supposed to be inspirational. I think it was just like, I think it had to
relate to like. Jewish heritage along with I think it was important because it is brought
back later I found it to be also like giving me a sense of the time period I'm in yeah I
get that how I didn't really feel it as inspirational I don't know it did feel a bit like glorifying
the Nakba indirectly yeah like that's the UN
Um, we're not going to get into that, but you know, yeah, not my least favorite Israel scene
was whenever in the second half, I'm on the other half. You're on the first half. Yeah.
Join me in the second. It's the apartment scene when like his like brother, niece or whatever
is like, Oh yeah, we're moving to Israel. Communism has never worked. except for in this place.
Shut up. Welcome to Israel!
Bro, how many times do I have to tell you this thorn-pedaled rose that you're too fucking
edgy for the show? Bro, why don't you get some thorns, like, all around your arm? And then
your hands, you get like a- you get like a rose in your hand? So you have like- you have like
thorns? So it's like a thorn sleeve with a rose? Yeah, no, but like it's like spiraling all
around your arm. And then in the palm of your- It's just one rose except my entire arm is
thorny. No, no, no. You open your hand and the rose is in your hand. It's in your palm. It's
like not a bad sleeve idea. However, now I will never do that. Like, do you need me to draw
it on myself so you understand? No, I don't. It's a very simple idea. But it's awesome and
I think it's like think of it as like barbed wire barbie with the barbed wire Yeah, also
his wife comes back she's Uh when his wife comes back, she's like The Americans, they don't
like us here. We need to move to Israel. They never like us! The people here, they don't
like us! We don't belong here! That's my favorite. Like, I like a lot of what they're getting
at in terms of American anti-Semitism in the post-war period. However, when it's like...
with sort of pushing a weird Zionist message. Um, I don't like that, especially given the,
um, the active ethnic cleansing going on in Gaza. Hopefully the ceasefire holds, but you
know. Ugh. We think it's gonna hold place your bets now. Where's your bets? Dude, I bet you
could actually like go on fucking one of those like betting apps and just like bet is the
ceasefire gonna hold We need our Israeli fans to join the patreon Yeah, we're talking to
you. We're talking you Israeli fans. We're talking to you the cumposting hand is coming to you.
Yeah Unless you're like, unless you're like, really right-wing in which case don't join
the disc- But if you're not, hell yeah. Hey, well I mean like you can join the discord if
you're right-wing, you're still- Oh yeah, you're giving us money, I don't care where it comes
from. Um, I say this because our Spotify listenership, like every day it's like five people in Israel
that tune in. It's like, hey, sup, fuck you if you live in the West Bank, by the way. Fuck
you if you live in upper New York. Upstate New York. The West Bank of America. True. Dude,
that's where all of like... You're gonna resettle. No, no, no. No, no, no. See, upstate New York
where you live is like the capital of depression. It's true. Um, yeah, the ace girl stuff I didn't
like in this movie. Um... Yeah, that's criticism. That's ding on the Cinemason's counter. That's
the Cinemason. That's one on the poop counter. No, it's not one on the poop counter. Remove
that poop right now. I do not want to see that poop anywhere near my counter. Don't stop pooping
on my counter. Stop pooping on my counter. I want a regular counter, not a poop counter.
Jerry, you pooped all over my counter. You pooped on my countertop! The fuck? I have nowhere
else to go! What's happening? I don't know. Anyway, back to what we like. We can walk,
wow! Thank you Quasimodo. I really like the score of this movie. The score was awesome.
The score was fantastic, yeah. Bro, I'm not that good. I'm not laughing. Why are you laughing?
I'm so tired. I need a Red Bull. Give me one second. I'll go grab another coffee then. Why
are you giving me a fucking look? Cause you're a thorn-pedaled Rosa.
Did the microphone pick that up? I'm literally fucking done. It is over for me. What, uh...
Little comers, we're coming from you from this ad break. This is the Joke Red Bull segment.
New occurrence where Joke tries different flavors of Red Bull and other energy drinks. Today's
Red Bull is a Chinese Red Bull, zero sugar Red Bull. And it has this fruit. Looks like a fig
almost. I don't know. I can't read Chinese. Um, it's zero calories. So it's healthy. Um,
let's crack into this. This is a Joku Anarcho chugs I'm not an anarchist, but I don't know.
I couldn't think of anything. Let's uh, let's crack this baby open Now that was a can open
What?
Alright, uh, let's try this. Um, Red Bull in 3, 2, 1. I don't like it. It's too like fake,
beret-y. I'm not a huge fan of it. Um, like, it's not awful. It's just not my thing. Um,
it's not really carbonated. Usually I find red bull is like lightly carbonated. This is not
this is like very smooth. It goes down the gullet pretty smoothly Yeah, um overall score This
is gonna four it's not it's not terrible. It's just like it's not my thing. It's like It's
just it's not hitting it's not hitting Yeah, um, next week, uh, tune back to Joku's Red
Bull food review, um, where I, uh, try another energy drink. Um, this is Joku Anarcho Chugs,
locking out. What do you mean anarcho? I thought you weren't anarchist anymore. Fuck! I'm not,
I'm not, but I just think- Thank God. Dude, I said that in the segment, but this is a new
segment. I have a lot of old energy drinks that are just in a fridge. Each week I just want
to try a red- try an energy drink and just review it on the show to help get rid of it. Sure,
okay. Because I did one recently, remember? Yeah, that's true. Um, here's this one. This
is a- you'll get to learn about my reaction to it. Yeah. But I thought the name- I was
thinking like Badlands chunks. Yeah. But what's like bad? Anarchist. So Joku Anarcho chunks.
Sure. I feel like most of those were bought during the anarchist times. So it makes sense.
No, they weren't. They were bought after I Borgiga Pilled you. That's interesting. Yeah, so I
might take this. After Brutalist, I have something for you to react to. A movie, a trailer, poster.
I think your reaction will be very golden. But, please, continue with what you think of the
Brutalist. Yeah, I thought it was really great. It made me look more closely at the buildings
around me. On my drive back from the theater. I don't know. I always like it when the film
makes me look at the mundane a more Appreciative and fascinated way. I really did enjoy that.
Um Yeah, um as someone who does like brutalist architecture, um, I was fan I'm a fan of brutalist
architecture. I had an ex say that it was like You can fact check me on this one, but they
said that it was like started by the Nazis. Not true. Yeah, so... Don't know what they
were on about, but yeah, I kind of had to prove them wrong. Uh, you, but Joku's very into architecture.
Like you have architecture, like books and, um, journals. Yeah. Subscribe to. Yeah. I am.
I like, I like stuff. Yeah. I'm excited to give those a read. Um, when I'm down, hopefully
flip through them. Yeah. Um, Anyway, it gave me an appreciation for architecture. Jurgermoring
discussions of sexual assault. There's a brutal scene in this movie of Guy Pearce raping Adrienne
Brody. And it felt very lifelike, mature, and real. It's probably the emotional height of
this movie. And assault is such a powerful invocation. Um, there's a lot of emotional baggage with
it. I think that it's used as a plot device in a very brutal and emotionally effective
way. Yeah, um, you said it sister think of the call out at the end Um, yeah at the end of
this movie his wife Um, it's a it's a whole celebration It's it's a movie celebration.
The wife calls out guy pierce for being a uh rapper. Um
Yeah, yeah,
Now you're doing it again. Honestly, I think that it can be kept in cuz like it's just so
bizarre And it was an accident. Okay, but oh my god she calls out guy Pierce for being a
rapist And then he kills himself Or it's heavily implied they kills himself. Yeah, he's just
kind of disappears. I don't know, he does, um, an Australian Prime Minister and just dips.
Yeah. Um, yeah, um, I thought that was a decent resolution to the movie, but then there's the,
um... The epilogue. Which I thought was kind of unnecessary. Yeah, the epilogue didn't do
a whole lot for me. Um... Yeah, it just shows, uh... I'm not like a huge fan of like the old
makeup thing where we're like, look, they're young and now they're old kind of thing, you
know? Yeah, he's in... He's in... No, I'm not... Except Synecdoche, New York. I'm talking like
Maestro, like... fucking queer shit like that, that kind of scenario where it's like now they're-
maybe I'm still here, I don't know, I haven't seen it yet, but from the trailer there it
looks like she gets old. Yeah, it just shows, oh this is some other work this guy did. He
modeled this- compound he built for the rich client after the camps in that he survived
in terms of the room layout which I thought was interesting in terms of him viewing American
Americanism and Christian hegemony as a camp I wish it that was
being revealed by exposition in the end. Because I think that that's such a rich and beautiful
allegory for becoming jaded towards the American dream. But it's just, they kind of fumble it
in the last quarter, much like the Bills. Yeah. Yep. It felt... not well thought out. I just
didn't like it. Like, oh, the niece is happy living in Israel now. The niece is such an
uninteresting character. Yeah. Felicity Jones in this movie is I'm not a big Felicity Jones
person. I've seen the work that she's in and I'm not like crazy about it. She's good in
this. She was not the standout for me, but I still think she did a good job. Yeah. Do we
have anything else to say about this brutal movie? Of all the movies I watched this year,
this one was the brutalest. This was truly the movie, The Brutalist. It really did capture
that grandiose feeling for me, though. I'm very happy that I saw this. I'm feeling really good.
Jovial. 12 out of 15. How about you? I'm feeling a very brutal 12. Alright. That ties this movie
with Punishment Park, Face of Another, and Killers of the Flower Moon. Well, is it brutal enough
to beat all of those? Would you say? It's not brutalist enough? It's not brutal enough. I'm
gonna say right behind Face of Another. Yeah, you want me to react to something? Yes, I did
want you to react to this movie that I saw the trailers on. It's a documentary. It's called
Soundtrack. Guy Pierce brutally. OK, it's called Soundtrack to a Coup d'etat. Soundtrack to
a coup d'etat. Coup, sorry. Sorry, I can't English well. Here is the trailer. Hello Nikita Krishnan.
Hello Shuman. HA!
What do you think so far? Um, I've read books on the subject of the coup in the Congo. Um,
I like the... This is a film about jazz diplomacy, in the looks of it. And Amelia's a video on
the subject. Um... The book, The Jhankara Method, Jhankara Method is a good book on the subject.
Shoutout, Krushchev. Shoutout, Stalin, too. It isn't about jazz, it is jazz. Okay. All
the favorites, me as well.
This looks interesting. John Coltrane, Duke of England. Oh, these are all names of people
I like. Death to colonial slavery, bury it. Thank you, Nikita. The deeper the better, it's
true. Thank you, Nikita. You didn't do anything to further that goal, but I like the words
that you say. Subtract to a coup d'etat. I love the design of this movie. The design direction
looks so good. Dude, but then I saw this, and this, where was it? Louis Armstrong blows up
the world. No, no, no. There's like the news that, that affects. No, no, no the spin the
spin spin. Yeah, I think it's I think it's fun. It's very YouTube Amarish I'm really excited
for that. I think it It might be playing when you're... I don't know when it's playing bro.
I don't know when shit is happening or not. Sorry, NokamaHarris here. We'll go vlog that
shit if it's... Oh no, you're not gonna be able to see it. I can see it today. But I'm too
busy seeing... Wait, what?! When the fuck did this get announced? When David Lynch died,
I presume? No. I've been on... Dude, I go on this website like every day. I... Today? Probably,
I don't know. Yeah. Anyway. Should I watch... Should I go to... eraser head screening I already
saw it last month last month being like one week ago no like two weeks ago it's not last
month it's this month I meant to say I but when the this episode goes up it's gonna be like
last month yeah well anyway we watched We watched an amazing movie. A conclave of a film. A 2024
conclave directed by Edward Berger. My name is Edwin. It's starring Ralph Fiennes. It is
a boring ass movie about a bunch of Cardinals trying to elect a new pope. Ralph Fiennes is
in it. This movie is awesome. He is fine. I love it. He's fine. Was that a joke? No, he's
fine. It wasn't though. Uh, this is boring. The soundtrack is obnoxious. There's some okay
shots in it. Rose is a hater. It's boring. It is. Rose just watched this. It's the most equivalent
of wallpaper. Um, is the most chugged movie of all time in the sense that nothing ever
happens in this fucking movie. Um, Hermaphrodite is elected pope. Is that really how you truly
feel? Whatever. It's the most whatever movie. It's Oscar bait. It's whatever. It's it's this
year's maestro for me. It's on the same level. Just being like, there's so much that you can
do with the subject, but it just feels like a missed opportunity and it feels like the
most boring way to go with it. Same with like a musical biopic feeling, kind of, where you
go through the safest options of things making much of a point. This tries to, it feels like
it tries to hammer in a point at the end with them being a hermaphrodite. The hermaphrodite
pope, yeah. Yeah, whose name is Pope Innocent, which is awesome. There's also a suicide bomber
that manages to jump onto the roof somehow. Because he's fucking Spiderman. Because he's
Spider-man. It's a divine, it represents divine intervention bro, you just want to get it.
I really wouldn't get it. But dude there's like Scooby-Doo ass clues in this. There are no
interesting characters. I could see some, I could see why this would be interesting personally.
I think it's very average. Um, fucking, Burger Strikes Again with making a very average movie.
Um... Last one being all quiet on the western front. Yep. 2022. Link in the cards to our
review of the original. Dude, that was like nearly a year ago. That's crazy. That's crazy,
dude. Dude, I wonder if we've gotten better or worse. Let us know in the comments to that
video. Yeah, um... Well, there's no Joku Anarcho chugging in that, so... Yeah, except there
is a Narco Joku in it, which is much scarier. No, I- No, it was before that. Oh, yeah, this
is Baby Left Joku. There's Baby Left Joku, Anarchist Joku, and like, Marxist? I wouldn't call myself
a Marxist. I wouldn't call myself a Marxist because I'm not well read at all So I wouldn't
I wouldn't give myself a title then if I'm not confident in so I don't call I wouldn't call
you a leftist because I use the term leftist like racist whites use the To describe people
I hate. No, I don't use the N-word. Dude, I have like nothing. You want to score this movie.
It's like the most nothing film. It's a very average film. Um, for sure. Like, I wrote a
good- Dude, I wrote a lot for this movie. You wrote a lot about- you know what? Just go down
the fucking list. Um, dude, I- Like, literally, somehow I wrote more about this than like hard-boiled
and- Brutalist I Just kind of and I saw this like four months ago, too Dude, it's like I
have nothing to say about I just watched it. I I'm like it's Is it's like The muzak of movies.
Yeah, I just kind of wrote out like thoughts more than like points, you know? I just kind
of wrote how I was feeling about said movie. Like I would just write sentences like, I found
this movie to be boring, the drama wasn't super interesting. And it kind of followed the structure
I was expecting it to, with some interesting points that work in varying degrees. Yeah,
it's not really saying much. Like it's like the movie. is, it doesn't take any risks at
all in terms of really shaking up the boat in the Catholic Church. Like it's not, it doesn't
go to, it doesn't outflank, um, Pope Francis. Yeah. It's very like Francis is more, more
subversive and controversial than anything in this fucking movie. Like this movie, like the
character main character is very boring. He's just fine about everything. He's just on, he's
like, he's like, he's a liberal. liberal Catholic which is which is which is being right about
everything yeah which is yeah
Yeah, there's nothing interesting to say about the Catholic Church at all. Yeah, hold on.
Yeah, I'm like, oh my, you had an affair when you were 30 years old. Oh my goodness, how
controversial. Oh my god, we need to let the good guy be the pope. Yeah, it's like nursing
home level gossip when in real life the Catholic Church is like- Dude, that's why whenever I
went to my theater to see this movie, I was the youngest one there and everyone was like
gonna die if they fell down. It But in my real life Catholic Church Controversies are of a
nature that I cannot describe on YouTube Like It's it's a nothing it's truly a nothing film.
Yeah, there's enough like stuff in here to like somewhat keep me engaged At a point I felt
like I was falling asleep in the theater when I saw this. Um, my favorite part whenever I
saw this movie was not even the movie itself. It was like this old couple and this woman
in the front being like, do you think somebody's died in this seat? I don't want to sit there.
Damn. All the Catholics came out for this shit. Yeah. Um, yeah, this, this is, um, fine I guess
I don't know I like I would be very disappointed if this one Loki I don't know if I would be
more disappointed if this one or Emilia Perez honestly of the okay Emilia Perez is worse
like this is like this is just boring bad in a way that like is inoffensive yeah I think
this is my
Yeah. Um, Moscow? Yeah. Um. I'm feeling a 6 out of 15. A 6 out of 15? I'm feeling a 9.
that puts it at 15 out of 30. Tying it with cinematic triumph Marley and me. Okay, this
is a big discussion. Which one's better? Marley and me or this? Right now, you have to pick.
You have to watch Marley and me or conflict. I pick Marley, Mia and me every day of the
fucking week. Marley and me mocks this movie. Dude, I just remember, dude, I thought about
it for like one second. The one scene that came to my head when thinking about Marley and me
was that woman who got stabbed. Who stabbed after getting brutalized. That was the only
fucking scene that came to mind Yeah, I always forget that Marley and me has implied assault
of a predatory nature Followed by a stabbing What the fuck? I love you Marley and me Also
you forgot about the miscarriage bits Oh yeah, Marley and me rocks And then the dog dying
Marley and me rocks I think it clears Yeah, anyway Next up, we're talking about the most
cinematic film of all time. Shut up. This is my movie I get to talk about. Fucking bitch.
Trying to steal my thunder. Fucking dick. Anyway, I recommended a movie for us to watch this
week. I recommended a movie from... Director who I love but so hub so wholeheartedly John
will I direct I picked the movie hard-boiled 1992 it's a cop-action movie starring This
is not me making a joke, but his name is literally chow yon fat
and Tony and Tony Len go Len she wah she why all right thank you yeah he won't check the
sign and Teresa okay
oh what did you think of this movie It's probably like the most cinematic movie of all time.
It's just the average day. Just the average day in the life of an IDF soldier. Um, they,
they go to a hospital. It's a movie, but try to take down this like terrorist organization,
this cop. What is it like the gun clan the gun the guys that love guns? Incorporated in the
triad which is the most generic name for a gang of all the plot does not matter Dude, the plot
is second to this movie Do that action is number one the plot is just like segues into fucking
Asian guys on motorcycles with machine guns Desert Eagles with infinite clips. None of
these guns have recoil it none of it makes sense but it's awesome it is the most action it is
the most dude john woo just is an action guy and i love him for it yeah i didn't even realize
he know he released a movie last year called the killer starring the woman that should have
gone back to the club in megalopolis back to the club dude it's the most it's like one of
the most charming movies I've ever seen usually like cop action movies I'm like ehh but um
Then you saw this and you were like, but yeah, it's just so stupid. I love it. I love it so
much. Yeah. Like it's so inspired by like Hollywood action movies. And the, it has like so much
like explosions and just shots of like set explosions from like completely different angles, um,
and slow motion. There's so much slow motion. Like it's everything that, that like you've
ever wanted. I guess it's like, it's like. If you took a 1980s action movie and turned it
up to 11, you know, I mean, like, it feels so 80s from the score to the fact that everything
is a crossfade. Yeah. Just to the to the cop drama to it, too, as well. Yeah. The plot is
so stupid, but I love it. It's it's just so charming and fun and bombastic. Also, all of
the shots, all of the action shots are incredibly well shot. Yeah. They're they're like, it's
not like they're like some it's like they're so like, I can't even begin to imagine that
like the choreography and the planning that went into like some of these actions. Dude,
and some so much I'm like, this is 1992. None of it's CGI. It's like, dude, it's like all
fucking dangerous. It's like so awesome, dude. Yeah. Like, okay, I know people say this a
lot. It's lost all I mean, but they really do not make movies like this anymore. Yeah, they,
they don't. And I, they do. I love it. John Lu made a movie in 2023 called Silent Night,
which is awesome. Oh, that's true. I love you, John Woo. Dude, the poster- John Woo is just
like a very- It's him holding a fucking baby with a shotgun. Yeah. And the baby does not
give a fuck. You know what I mean? Yeah. It's- it's so- it's so awesome. The- the lead is
just the world's most one-note action cop hero of all time. Yeah, his name is tequila also.
Dude, it's so dumb. Everything about this movie is so dumb. I like how the two main characters
are called tequila. and Alan. It's just fucking Alan and Ducky. The plot is like moved forward
is stupid notes sent with roses that have music on them. They are transferred into numbers
which are typed into a computer that breaks down the code that tells them clues. It's stupid.
However, every time I'm thinking this is this is dumb. warehouse scene where guys with motorcycles
are shooting rocket launchers at each other. It's awesome. It's so awesome. It's an amazing
movie. And I love the way magazines work in this. Nobody runs out of ammo at all. There
are revolvers with like 600 shots in them. Except whenever it's convenient for the plot, runs
out of ammo. It's so awesome. But it doesn't at the same time. It's so awesome. the whenever
they both point guns at each other during like the midpoint they're like oh look we're empty
and then they both reveal they had a full magazine like what i thought your it wasn't full it
doesn't eject shell casings oh yeah when you think about like how a revolver- Yeah, yeah,
you gotta- you're right. Queer armor taught me everything, I know. Queer armor taught me
everything. Wow. Yeah,
but it's- and we gotta talk about this third act. This third act is insane. The third act
is a 40 minute long hospital raid where there is like- Hamas tunnels under it. It's like
what What like every school and hospital is in Palestine according to the IDF where it's
just like Terrorists tunnels with billions of guns under it. Um It's just a stupid 40 minute
action sequence at hospital like billions are dying Yeah, but it's all did they have like
infinite men that died like I love like Mad Max story road I would say that that's my favorite
like action movie of all time this is probably my number two yeah this is the most action
movie yeah but like the thing with like Mad Max story road is you got like cars and cars
are like fucking awesome but like machine gun bikes as well motorcycles bmx like yeah there's
so many cool bmx what was your favorite like
hospital sequence dude like I love the first one though the first one was insane as well
like opens up my jazz bar yeah and I'm wearing the way our lead characters not just an action
cup he also our jazz clarinet yeah and that's so awesome it does not matter until it's mentioned
the third was using I used to just that didn't work out. Chkc
incredible um i don't know if it usurps face off for me face off is just too insane and
there's so much like insanity within it that i kind of love it yeah um and i love face off
so much i don't know if it trumps it but i still love this movie for an action movie perspective
it's like incredible yeah um like i said literally nothing beyond the action these characters
are They do not matter the plot does not matter. It's just badass explosion. It's just a background
to the action I know and it's so Hong Kong. This is why I love Hong Kong movies because
They're just insane Yeah, it's insane. I love it. Um, do you want to score it? Uh, yeah I'm
feeling 12 out of 15. I'm thinking a solid 11 out of 15 put in this movie 23 out of 30 tying
it with
Umm... Shut the fuck up! Love Exposure and Porco Rosso. I think it goes in the middle. Sure,
I guess. I dunno. Do- do- do you disagree? If I did, I wouldn't even tell you. Tell me. Tell
me the secret of my ear. No. I don't wanna. I'm barbed. I'm barbed thorns. Okay. Oh, you're
thorned- peddled Rosa. Thorned, peddled Rosa. What intellectual statement do you have to
share with us? Join the Patreon. Anyway, um, okay. Big news. This is just coming in. Um.
lead actress of Amelia Perez compares criticism of her movie to the Holocaust How we feel about
that? Bad I hope she I can't say that um Well, you can't say that and you figure out what
to say. I'm gonna go piss Okay, yeah, otherwise you're gonna hear On in the audio You're gonna
piss your... Yeah. It's coming out right now. Hot. Ew. I put yellow laces on my docks for
a reason. Yeah, the lead actress of Amelia Perez compared people criticizing her movie to the
Holocaust. Fuck her. Wait, let me see. Let me see if she blocked us on Twitter. I tweeted
out some mean words to her because she's just been blocking people. Paras, Latest.
it.
Fuck. What did I say? Dude, I hope she blocks you because we can see that we got blocked
by a Golden Globe. But wait, oh wait. She didn't get an award for winning. The director gave
her the mic when they won. A community. Dude, this is just sad. Are you really just looking
at you got blocked? Yeah. I like check is I can't even check because I don't have. We got
blocked. Yeah. Woo. Great job, buddy. He got blocked by an Oscar nominated actress. All
right. Yeah. Anyway. Yeah. Welcome back to the Q&A segment.
um from M at Phil Ox y'all know about Phil Ox I'm Phil Oaks I'm quite sure he'd be fond of
cumposting if he hadn't killed himself in 1976 isn't he like a folk singer or something um
I don't know. I don't care. Next up, from At Fan 2 Marks Our beloved patron. Nilfs or Dilfs?
We're lesbians. Yeah, what the f- From Gateway Gearhead At Sean Athen226 If you could live
in a movie's universe which film would you choose and why? That's a good question. Thank you
for an actual good question.
I don't know, I feel like... Shinler's last one. It's just real life, bro. Um, no. Let
me see, I have to like... The porn parody of Spongebob. I don't know, let's try go fantasy.
Pick a fantasy movie. I feel Lord of the Rings is a standard answer, but that shit would suck,
dude. Yeah. If we're being for real. Honestly.
Management Park I show those pigs who's boss did well um I don't know I'm trying to Maybe
spy kids. I don't know spy kids is
Actually I picked my universe I'm picking the album that the chipmunks universe Dude, those
shit- Give the chipmunks consent. Hehehehe I'm not fucking them, what the fuck? Oh, I thought
that that's where it was going. My bad. No, I just wanna see... ..singing chipmunks. Okay,
well you can go watch the movie, but I wanted to see him in real life. Um I'm really I'm
really try not to pick a poor one like real steel you real steals a good one, dude Real
steel. Yeah, dude. That's like my shit. I Would live in the real steel universe dude. Yeah,
fuck everything else. Yeah That'd be awesome What else? Someone just said he would kill
himself That was in reply to the other one by the way. Oh, yeah from I'm not gonna read that
name just read the thing. How's this? Do you like wokeness and PC culture? Oh like You answer
this one. I don't know. I don't even know what that fucking means Do I like being woke like
woke is just like a made-up thing? Yeah Like what being nice and respecting like what people's
wishes is that what wokeness and political correctness is Is wokeness not calling black people slurs
in which case? Yeah, yeah, i'm fine with that. Sure. I don't know. It's just like it's such
an arbitrary like catch-all phrase and I don't like it Okay. Here's a question. You'll like
um When are you going to kill Rosa? Oh, I already replied to these. I said like now. Like 5 seconds.
And then from at sugar dad engels, Frederick Engels. When are you going to start dating
Joku? We're not dating. I said this in the comments to that. I think I said quote I wouldn't date
that bitch. Yeah, that's just mean and uncalled for, but a lot of people think we're dating.
No, we're not, but we're very good friends and not dating. Yeah. From at Jen Vulture favorite
obscure movie, punishment park or face of another. That's your obscure movie. What about weddings?
Wedding Cranes, my obscure movie. To to let me. I mean, how obscure are we talking? Um,
not, we're not like gonna talk about like fucking, um, skate or die. Like indie, let's say like
old indie. But would you, would you like consider like the piano teacher by Michael Hanecky obscure?
Kind of. Like, I don't know what, like, is kind of considered obscure. I just, just whatever
you want to talk about, whatever you think is interesting. I don't know. I really like the
celebration. A lot of Thomas Vinterberg movies are good. Um, I think, uh, Ingrid Bergman is
another one. Uh. I mean, if you know, you know camera Soviet film. I really enjoy peeping
Tom No Underrated Coen Brothers movie that I think is really good the man who wasn't there
I feel like not a lot of people know about that one, but it's kind of got a crazy cast Thank
You Jenny from goob at goob secret Do you have games on your phone? Uh, Pokemon Go. And the
TCG app. Those are the two games that I have. Yeah, I'm not a big phone gamer. Yeah. Unless
you count Hinge, cause that's just one game for me. It's called the dating game. And I'm
the one getting played. Yeah, you're getting played like a joystick. Um, from Frederick
Engels again, why do you love Hitler? I don't love Hitler. Rosa loves Hitler because she's
an anarchist. I am an anarchist, I love Hitler. You caught me. Yeah. Um, from I stole the at
I will steal the. Favorite species of fish? This is a good one for you, because you like
biology. Um, fish is like, I like those cave fish that can't see shit. Mm, mhm. Uh... Yeah.
Um, I like... I like, um... A good, uh, fish fry. Yeah. I like fried fish. Um... I like
gr- I like it grilled. Like, a little bit of lemon. Do you like it drippy? Pepper. I- Yes,
I would say I do like it drippy. Tinky the clown over here from the puppy from fortnight favorite
hydrocarbon found in crude oil three From Jojo enthusiast what's the worst movie you guys
have reviewed lol and what's the best dude? You can look you can just look fuck you from
Casio at Casio. Well the answer is I think we're gonna have different ones, but you can pick.
Oh sure, I'll go back. My favorite movie we've reviewed so far is probably La Hayne and my
least favorite we've reviewed so far is Triumph of the will mine that we've reviewed triumph
of the will and probably uh Let me take a peek probably I think the one that I gave like Grand
Budapest, I don't know the one that I haven't seen because of the show. I would maybe say
probably La Hayne
That was one that I haven't seen before the show so Kazoo your question sucks. I'm not
reading it Okay, thank you. What does it say read it? Do you fuck with the skibbity? I'm
not That's lame as fuck. Yeah What the fuck yeah, I shouldn't say that Wow, bro based actually
no based. Yeah If you if you give us my in patreon, I'll forgive you. Um We're gonna try a new
thing Oh, we're trying a new thing. I don't want to try a new thing. OK, no, OK, let's
try this new thing. We're trying a new thing. It's called Album Line. It's called Album Time.
It's called Come Line. Ask us questions on that. I'm pretty sure the link is still up. Yeah.
Calling on the Santa's Voice memo link. And we might play in the show. OK, other than that,
we're going to try a new thing. It's called Album Time. We are recommending each other
album and we're gonna talk about each of our experiences with that album on the show yeah
this is probably not gonna be an every week kind of thing it's probably gonna be like every
other kind of week thing but yeah would you like to give me your album yeah I would like
to be recommending the two track 1969 jazz Sanders cool can you link me that Spotify link the
album that I'm recommending is velocity design comfort by sweet trip Can you check if you've
heard or seen this album before from me? I have not. Okay. Do you at least recognize the album
artwork? Um, link it to me. I'm looking for the... The idea... the album... You're getting
a Spotify link for right now. Sorry buddy.
Um, yeah, I've seen this album art. Cool. Very cool. Very nice. Almost Chinese Emperor nice.
We'll be talking about that next week. Yeah, we will be talking about that next week. And
I have a movie to recommend. Yeah, Roscoe has a movie. I don't know. That's scary. Yeah,
dude, whenever I hear those words, I just want to commit. I am going to be recommending last
year's. I want to be ninja the movie you want to be is this I want to be ninja and E N J
A I want to be spell that again N E N J A like if you're saying ninja in a racist Chinese
Okay, and I want to be I want to be ninja oh
What the fuck is this it's awesome Dude, I like how you're just playing like the speedrun game
of how to recommend the worst movies Was your last movie was fucking triumph of the will
and now you're recommending this shit. What was it? It was fucking Triumph of the will.
No, it wasn't triumph of the will. It was...
Um, all about my mother. Oh yeah, it was. Yeah. Okay, I guess. I guess, but I already saw that.
Like the week you recommended it. Yeah. So I don't know about that one, Chief. You don't
know about I Want To Be Ninja, the movie? Dude, I- why did you pick the worst movies to pick,
bro? It's funny. Dude, why are you upset? It's not even- it's not even funny. It's I Want
To Be Ninja, the movie. Dude, the shit looks like fucking some goddamn- There's a lore.
You don't know the lore of this racist white woman. Oh, there's a lore? Yeah, there's a
lore about this movie of a very racist white woman. The director? There's Jennifer Murphy?
Yeah, Jennifer Murphy. Wow, that's brave. Do we have anything else we want to say? We'll
also be talking about... What other movies are we talking about next week? We're talking about
Nickel Boys and... That's it. Well, it's just that. Yeah, we can talk about it. I mean, I
did in the third movie we're talking about. We don't need to talk about a third movie.
It's fine. I don't really care. If we end up deciding on one, it'll be added in. If not,
it won't be. Yeah, Rosa will say the movie will be. That's where it was that's some of the
rules. I put it in between when it what I was saying hopefully Cool if we do that if not,
I do just an awkward pause there Sucks to suck anyway Thanks for coming on this journey With
us call me the sponge cracker. I Call me Dude, how can- dude, the joke, me doing- me adding
onto the joke relies on me saying a racial slur. You don't need to- I wasn't saying mine as
a racial slur. Oh, okay. The star fucker. Yeah.
Dude, each side of you is a penis. Yeah, each side of me is an uncircumcised penis. But then
I have my sixth point in my circumcised. My sixth circumcised point. Anyway, thanks. I'm
a Jewish guy. Anyway, we're cumposting!
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