VOICEOVER:

Everybody's got an opinion.

VOICEOVER:

Every Californian and Virginian.

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It's so hard to tell who to trust and who to ignore.

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Someone's gotta settle the score.

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Trey and Chelsey will help you choose, Whose views win, which ones lose.

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Online haters are coming for you!

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Baby, it's time to Review That Review!

CHELSEY DONN:

hello.

TREY GERRALD:

Oh, hi and hello.

TREY GERRALD:

Welcome to Review That Review.

TREY GERRALD:

We are the podcast that is dedicated to reviewing

CHELSEY DONN:

reviews we're just like Cisco and Ebert only.

CHELSEY DONN:

Instead of reviewing cinematic masterpieces, we rate and review those hilarious, scathing,

TREY GERRALD:

that is ChelseyBD Donn.

CHELSEY DONN:

And that is Trey A', Gerrald.

TREY GERRALD:

And to get there, we are.

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The Review, Queen,

TREY GERRALD:

Well, ChelseyBD, why don't we move from some happiness into, so not some happiness.

TREY GERRALD:

Are you ready to.

VOICEOVER:

Lodge, A, Complaint.

CHELSEY DONN:

Always.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I was born judgey.

CHELSEY DONN:

As our merch says, 'I wanna complain about this phenomenon that happens to all of us, right?

CHELSEY DONN:

Which is that things get lost.

CHELSEY DONN:

We just lose things.

CHELSEY DONN:

A'.

CHELSEY DONN:

Few weeks ago, 'I was talking about how 'I was organizing things and 'I even hired

CHELSEY DONN:

There's not enough room.

CHELSEY DONN:

There's lots of like aerial space that 'I try to use in certain ways, but it never works

CHELSEY DONN:

And now 'I have, like all my shoes have gone aerial and 'I can't

CHELSEY DONN:

It's like impossible to get into the closet.

CHELSEY DONN:

So 'I have all these shoes and all these things that 'I can't access and 'I remember.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I have these boots that 'I love that I've worn for A', Review, That, Review,

CHELSEY DONN:

They're comfortable, they're cute.

CHELSEY DONN:

They go with like A', lot of outfits.

CHELSEY DONN:

There's A' shoe that 'I wear when 'I don't wanna wear like 'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

A' Sandal or A'?

CHELSEY DONN:

Sneaker.

CHELSEY DONN:

You know, 'I just was very easy for me to wear it.

CHELSEY DONN:

And 'I, remember when 'I was organizing my closet?

CHELSEY DONN:

'I said, these are important.

CHELSEY DONN:

Let's not put these up in the crazy place because then I'll never see them again.

CHELSEY DONN:

And 'I wear these every week and 'I can't find the boots.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I can't find the boots.

CHELSEY DONN:

I've tried to like take everything down.

CHELSEY DONN:

I've completely destroyed all of the progress that 'I made with the organization.

CHELSEY DONN:

Now it's A' mess again because I'm trying to like get things down and

CHELSEY DONN:

'I can't access 'I, need to hire someone again to come help me go through it again and 'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I still have not found these boots and 'I don't remember even like the brand

CHELSEY DONN:

Which seems like ridiculous because the whole point of organizing your things is

CHELSEY DONN:

And now here 'I am so I'm annoyed.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I don't know who I'm annoyed at.

CHELSEY DONN:

I'm annoyed with myself.

CHELSEY DONN:

I'm annoyed with the my lack of ability to utilize this vertical space in A' way that,

CHELSEY DONN:

'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Don't know what the Complaint is.

CHELSEY DONN:

Trey 'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

But I'm annoyed and 'I Want my boots back?

TREY GERRALD:

Well, I'm hearing this, you know, experience of lostness, which 'I recognize.

TREY GERRALD:

I'm also wondering, can you 'I know it's A' small closet, but can you install like

TREY GERRALD:

Then you just climb up the ladder.

CHELSEY DONN:

No, it's one of those closets that really bother me.

CHELSEY DONN:

It's the mirrored ones and they're on A' track.

TREY GERRALD:

Oh

CHELSEY DONN:

It's just horrible.

CHELSEY DONN:

There's like no way of really efficiently seeing everything that's in there.

CHELSEY DONN:

Everything is like so cramped.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I can't do any of the closet tricks, like put A' hook on the door or

CHELSEY DONN:

I'm just very limited.

CHELSEY DONN:

And then also it's like the mirrors in my room and I'm renting.

CHELSEY DONN:

So 'I can't just like remove them.

CHELSEY DONN:

Maybe 'I should remove them.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I don't know what 'I should do, guys.

CHELSEY DONN:

It's just very frustrating.

TREY GERRALD:

Well, 'I hear the Complaint cuz getting lost.

TREY GERRALD:

Things just getting lost, like it always happens and then

CHELSEY DONN:

'I know, and then apparently this is like an adult A' h d thing,

CHELSEY DONN:

Yeah.

CHELSEY DONN:

So like, yeah, losing things is an A' h d thing.

CHELSEY DONN:

Also, like needing, and 'I really have this like needing things to be out of sight so

CHELSEY DONN:

Rational way.

CHELSEY DONN:

You know what 'I mean?

CHELSEY DONN:

Like there's A' bag with A', bunch of random shit in it, and it's like 'I don't

CHELSEY DONN:

'I don't know Trey, but 'I wanna hear your Complaint.

CHELSEY DONN:

So let me know.

TREY GERRALD:

Yes, 'I actually thought of this Complaint like A' month ago when we were

CHELSEY DONN:

Uhhuh,

TREY GERRALD:

where we talked about urinal cakes,

CHELSEY DONN:

Oh my God.

CHELSEY DONN:

Ew.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Don't know why that's so gross.

CHELSEY DONN:

Like the word urinal next to A' cake is just y.

TREY GERRALD:

Interesting.

TREY GERRALD:

Well, if you recall when you finished reading the review and we start talking about urinal

TREY GERRALD:

'I, just thought of A', really great Complaint, and you said, Ugh, I'm jealous.

TREY GERRALD:

So here today I'm gonna share 'I Am here to Lodge, A, Complaint against whoever decided it was A'.

TREY GERRALD:

Good idea.

TREY GERRALD:

And whoever effing installs these one trough, Urinals with no separate quarters.

TREY GERRALD:

It's literally like you are A', little piggy eating out of A' trough on A' Farm, except that's

TREY GERRALD:

It's just A' trough hanging off of the wall, and it's like you just.

TREY GERRALD:

Pee willy-nilly with your willy out.

TREY GERRALD:

'I

CHELSEY DONN:

out

TREY GERRALD:

hate it.

TREY GERRALD:

'I think it is the most dehumanizing thing that is like relegated for wartime,

CHELSEY DONN:

stadium.

CHELSEY DONN:

Okay.

TREY GERRALD:

'I, remember specifically at my high school, the outdoor football stadium, you know,

TREY GERRALD:

It is just like A' metal trough with like A' drain in the dead center, but you could

TREY GERRALD:

So it's

CHELSEY DONN:

that's why the men's line is always shorter, cuz you can get so many men in at once.

CHELSEY DONN:

Just

TREY GERRALD:

'I mean it is not commonplace enough.

TREY GERRALD:

Like it's not like at A' Broadway show they have.

TREY GERRALD:

A' Trough A', single Trough.

TREY GERRALD:

There's just something so awful.

TREY GERRALD:

'I.

TREY GERRALD:

Get pea shy.

TREY GERRALD:

Also, there's so much going on in my mind because 'I am A' homosexual.

TREY GERRALD:

I'm always concerned if everyone around me knows I'm gay and they're gonna like

TREY GERRALD:

Just because 'I am gay, that suddenly means I'm into every man like 'I.

TREY GERRALD:

Just 'I can't pee.

TREY GERRALD:

If 'I don't have A' dividing wall beside me, 'I, 'I can't

CHELSEY DONN:

Would you go in the stall if that was the case?

TREY GERRALD:

Yeah.

TREY GERRALD:

But then 'I don't want people to think I'm pooping.

CHELSEY DONN:

Yeah.

CHELSEY DONN:

Well,

TREY GERRALD:

But if 'I have to pee really bad enough, I'm just gonna go into

TREY GERRALD:

Don't treat me like A' little piggy eating out of A' slop trough.

TREY GERRALD:

Give me A' single porcelain urinal.

TREY GERRALD:

Something

CHELSEY DONN:

just gimme like some sort of division between like this is where one

CHELSEY DONN:

'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Get that

TREY GERRALD:

who thinks that's A'?

TREY GERRALD:

Good idea.

TREY GERRALD:

What the fuck is wrong with your twisted brain?

CHELSEY DONN:

'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Don't know.

CHELSEY DONN:

There must be something that started it.

CHELSEY DONN:

Who knows?

CHELSEY DONN:

But 'I agree.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I wouldn't wanna trough it up with A' bunch of women either.

CHELSEY DONN:

If that was the way we troughed.

TREY GERRALD:

Lala lala la trough it up.

TREY GERRALD:

All right, that's my Complaint.

TREY GERRALD:

Well, should we take this energy and hear someone else's Complaint

CHELSEY DONN:

We definitely should.

CHELSEY DONN:

Let's jump in, shall we?

TREY GERRALD:

as the piss goes?

TREY GERRALD:

Let's run along

CHELSEY DONN:

Haha.

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Review.

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That, Review,

CHELSEY DONN:

All right.

CHELSEY DONN:

We are your trustee.

CHELSEY DONN:

Review.

CHELSEY DONN:

Queen.

CHELSEY DONN:

We bring in reviews from the internet that we feel need to be inspected.

TREY GERRALD:

We read you A' review.

TREY GERRALD:

We break it down and then we rate the impact of that review on A' scale from zero to five crowns.

TREY GERRALD:

We also have half crown cards.

TREY GERRALD:

It is A', very regal process that we like to call.

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That, Kvetch.

TREY GERRALD:

And ChelseyBD, the spotlight is on you today, honey Child Diva.

TREY GERRALD:

Bebe, what are you gonna share with us today?

CHELSEY DONN:

Shine on me.

CHELSEY DONN:

Alright, so it has been A' while Trey since we've reviewed A' Doctor.

CHELSEY DONN:

And so 'I thought time to bring the docs to the blocks.

TREY GERRALD:

Mm-hmm.

CHELSEY DONN:

work out that well.

CHELSEY DONN:

But you know what 'I mean?

CHELSEY DONN:

So this is 'I 'I haven't decided with the doctors.

CHELSEY DONN:

Should we out of discretion for them?

CHELSEY DONN:

Say like, Doctor and initial.

CHELSEY DONN:

Okay, so Dr.

CHELSEY DONN:

Fs cuz we have two, they give us two initials.

CHELSEY DONN:

So Dr.

CHELSEY DONN:

Fs is A' foot and ankle.

CHELSEY DONN:

Doctor A' Podiatrist in Los Angeles.

CHELSEY DONN:

And this is A' Google Review.

CHELSEY DONN:

One star

TREY GERRALD:

Uh

CHELSEY DONN:

written by A' Darren Production.

CHELSEY DONN:

But that's spelled letter capital A', capital D, like just the word dare.

CHELSEY DONN:

D A', R E apostrophe N, production.

CHELSEY DONN:

A' Darin, production.

CHELSEY DONN:

Here we go.

CHELSEY DONN:

Do not go to this location, 'I, repeat.

CHELSEY DONN:

Do not go to this place.

CHELSEY DONN:

For starters, this is the only place that will make you pay your co-payment

CHELSEY DONN:

Second, the doctor there is A' very rude and does not care about their patients.

CHELSEY DONN:

The trained nurses have more empathy than the Doctor 'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Visit this location to get A' toe mail removed.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I specifically asked for my toe mail to be removed.

CHELSEY DONN:

Doctor was very rude at start telling me we not doing no surgery today to come back.

CHELSEY DONN:

And when took sample of my mail, it was almost like he was annoyed to do so.

CHELSEY DONN:

The second time 'I went, but this time 'I asked the nurse to see what we are doing because I'm

TREY GERRALD:

Oh.

CHELSEY DONN:

When she went to ask the doctor, he came out and looked annoyed.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I went into A' room.

CHELSEY DONN:

When he came, it was like 'I ruined his day.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I tried to talk to him to give the best option, but he really didn't care and

CHELSEY DONN:

It's up to you.

CHELSEY DONN:

At this point.

CHELSEY DONN:

Was ready to leave.

CHELSEY DONN:

Once they numb my foot and then proceed to just take off my nail in the most painful way.

CHELSEY DONN:

Like 'I went to watch YouTube videos of this procedure because 'I was nervous and they

CHELSEY DONN:

It was almost like once he slit the nail, he just, Want to rip it off once it was done.

CHELSEY DONN:

Didn't even clean me up right or tape me up correctly.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I had to ask the nurse to re-tape when 'I left.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Wish 'I could tell all my info off the records as 'I will never go to this location again.

CHELSEY DONN:

Mm-hmm.

CHELSEY DONN:

A', Darren.

TREY GERRALD:

wait.

TREY GERRALD:

I'm confused about the very end there.

TREY GERRALD:

They wish they could take their info

CHELSEY DONN:

There's so many selling errors.

CHELSEY DONN:

I'm reading it as it's written, so it makes sense that you would be confused when 'I left.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I Wish 'I could take all of my info off the records.

CHELSEY DONN:

So they're saying like, when 'I left 'I wish 'I could take my like file

CHELSEY DONN:

I'm never coming back here.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I don't even want you to have A' record of me so that you'll call me

CHELSEY DONN:

'I wanna take my records and leave.

TREY GERRALD:

Right.

TREY GERRALD:

So when you first said it, 'I thought they were saying 'I.

TREY GERRALD:

Wish 'I could like leave A' review off the record.

TREY GERRALD:

Cuz it was so bad for, so there wouldn't be retribution, but, but then 'I was like, wait,

CHELSEY DONN:

yeah, 'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Think they might, it's like A' weird way of saying that, but 'I think that's what they mean.

TREY GERRALD:

So the first note that 'I wrote down is how funny it is that

TREY GERRALD:

So you didn't

CHELSEY DONN:

Also, there's like no 'I didn't, and there's like very, the

TREY GERRALD:

wondering if there's English as A', second language problem,

CHELSEY DONN:

'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

See, 'I thought that too, but then 'I was like the username A' Darren production.

TREY GERRALD:

That's pretty slick English.

CHELSEY DONN:

Right.

CHELSEY DONN:

That feels like.

TREY GERRALD:

So maybe they just were in A'

CHELSEY DONN:

And also why it's just like odd that they're using this account.

CHELSEY DONN:

Maybe they're using this account because they don't want their name attached or something

CHELSEY DONN:

It almost seems like, you know how you have multiple, you know, Gmail accounts or whatever

CHELSEY DONN:

Are we doing that for our own privacy 'I?

CHELSEY DONN:

Don't know.

TREY GERRALD:

Well, when you first said A', Darren Productions 'I.

TREY GERRALD:

Thought of Darren Starr who did sex in the city and younger, but 'I, don't 'I doubt.

TREY GERRALD:

This is Darren Starr.

TREY GERRALD:

It is very interesting.

TREY GERRALD:

If you're going to A' doctor about your toenail to misspell toenail multiple times in the review.

CHELSEY DONN:

And then later on, like spelled it right.

CHELSEY DONN:

So at first when 'I was reading, 'I was like, A', 'I mean there

CHELSEY DONN:

'I was like, is there something wrong with their N or something that they keep saying toe

CHELSEY DONN:

But then later on they said toenail.

CHELSEY DONN:

So it is just like A' typo

TREY GERRALD:

And is it spelled like, here's the mail, it never fails.

CHELSEY DONN:

is one letter off from nail.

TREY GERRALD:

right.

CHELSEY DONN:

We almost got there, but it was like mailbox.

TREY GERRALD:

Okay.

TREY GERRALD:

Here's another question, 'I.

TREY GERRALD:

It occurs to me like, well, 'I 'I don't know much, but like 'I guess 'I do always

CHELSEY DONN:

It doesn't bo like 'I feel like 'I oftentimes will pay before.

TREY GERRALD:

Before.

TREY GERRALD:

Right.

TREY GERRALD:

That doesn't seem like that A', but I'm getting the point that it's like 'I came

TREY GERRALD:

They'll have operating days and they'll have non-operating days.

TREY GERRALD:

So like, okay,

CHELSEY DONN:

But also at the same time, when you're going to A' podiatrist 'I, understand

CHELSEY DONN:

Like that's like what?

CHELSEY DONN:

Like one of the main reasons you're ever going.

CHELSEY DONN:

So to think that I'm gonna pay A' copay and then go and 'I need this now removed and you're

TREY GERRALD:

Well, 'I can share with the listeners of this podcast that 'I one time

TREY GERRALD:

like screwed onto the end so that you could counter A'

CHELSEY DONN:

Right, right, right.

TREY GERRALD:

So as 'I was pulling it out, A' Seesaw, the five pound weight

CHELSEY DONN:

Oh.

TREY GERRALD:

and fell exactly on my big toe, but right where the toe connects to the bed of the

CHELSEY DONN:

So like at the bottom?

CHELSEY DONN:

Very

TREY GERRALD:

so it instantly cracked.

TREY GERRALD:

My toenail was black within five minutes.

CHELSEY DONN:

Correct.

TREY GERRALD:

It was

CHELSEY DONN:

you go to A'?

CHELSEY DONN:

Podiatrist?

TREY GERRALD:

No 'I went to the urgent

CHELSEY DONN:

Regular urgent care.

TREY GERRALD:

And they were able to like pop the nail, like with the needle,

TREY GERRALD:

So it was for A' Knot, which is so horrifying.

TREY GERRALD:

They, so that was not A' nail removal, but it was like A' nail procedure and

TREY GERRALD:

So 'I understand the expectation.

CHELSEY DONN:

Oh my God.

CHELSEY DONN:

Like 'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

I'll tell A' story in Patreon, but there was A' crazy story at A' amusement Park called Can

CHELSEY DONN:

Toenail

TREY GERRALD:

Oh no.

CHELSEY DONN:

And have never been the same.

CHELSEY DONN:

And I've also gone to podiatrist before for this type of thing.

CHELSEY DONN:

So 'I do think it's A'.

CHELSEY DONN:

Little bit hard to translate the Complaint here because we have so many spelling errors,

CHELSEY DONN:

'I needed to give A' copay upfront, like assuming that this procedure was

CHELSEY DONN:

And then the second time 'I went back, 'I had to verify with A' nurse,

CHELSEY DONN:

Because 'I don't want another like rude visit with the doctor where they're just gonna look

CHELSEY DONN:

Like, that's annoying.

TREY GERRALD:

Yes.

TREY GERRALD:

'I really hear that Dr.

TREY GERRALD:

Fs came across to Darren as uncaring and rude.

TREY GERRALD:

I'm confused about, they're saying the doctor seemed annoyed.

TREY GERRALD:

They had to take A' sample.

TREY GERRALD:

What the, what the fuck kind of sample do you need of A'?

TREY GERRALD:

Toenail?

CHELSEY DONN:

I 'I know.

TREY GERRALD:

'I don't understand.

CHELSEY DONN:

Unless it, yeah.

CHELSEY DONN:

What do they even mean by that?

TREY GERRALD:

Unless it was like A' fungal infection that you needed the

CHELSEY DONN:

I

CHELSEY DONN:

Don't know.

CHELSEY DONN:

I've never heard of that.

CHELSEY DONN:

I've never What?

CHELSEY DONN:

A'?

CHELSEY DONN:

Yeah, it says, took sample of my mail.

CHELSEY DONN:

It was almost like he was annoyed to do so

TREY GERRALD:

'I was gonna say the only thing more confusing than A' toenail sample

CHELSEY DONN:

as A' toe mail sample.

TREY GERRALD:

And then 'I love the description that the doctor act

CHELSEY DONN:

I know exactly,

TREY GERRALD:

Also just need to comment on the fact about the 'I looked at YouTube videos,

TREY GERRALD:

Like isn't that just life today?

TREY GERRALD:

'I, YouTube, everything.

CHELSEY DONN:

But for real though, like 'I, 'I get that cuz 'I have had like

CHELSEY DONN:

But like it is comforting to watch A' video of someone who's like, 'I survived it or this

CHELSEY DONN:

So 'I do think that's like sort of queenly, 'I think it's that like 'I did my research.

CHELSEY DONN:

Do you think that the doc 'I, mean 'I feel like A'?

CHELSEY DONN:

Darren is insinuating that the doctor was like doing this on purpose because he didn't like him

CHELSEY DONN:

Do we think that's accurate or do you think that's A'?

CHELSEY DONN:

Little bit of like perception?

TREY GERRALD:

'I.

TREY GERRALD:

Mean 'I.

TREY GERRALD:

Hope to God that that is perception.

CHELSEY DONN:

Same.

TREY GERRALD:

Because like we were alluding to earlier, 'I, imagine if you are A' podiatrist,

TREY GERRALD:

But 'I, 'I, 'I don't know 'I

CHELSEY DONN:

'I mean 'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Understand why they call, maybe they have to like numb the area.

CHELSEY DONN:

Like 'I get it.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I get why we're calling A' surgery, but it's not brain surgery, it's not spine surgery.

CHELSEY DONN:

It's like the kind of surgery that 'I do feel like you should be able to do on the first visit.

CHELSEY DONN:

But the sample thing is very confusing.

CHELSEY DONN:

It almost seems like, it's like, is it, was it A' tumor?

CHELSEY DONN:

Like what?

CHELSEY DONN:

Like what kind of sample?

TREY GERRALD:

I'm just, I'm also like really skid out about the concept of not cleaning

TREY GERRALD:

These areas are to mails.

TREY GERRALD:

Have coverings for reasons.

TREY GERRALD:

So like if you remove that male, then like there's A' whole area that's exposed

TREY GERRALD:

So like, I'm just imagining the sensation there also, like you don't want it to get

TREY GERRALD:

But are they being shady?

TREY GERRALD:

Do we trust that that really is what happened?

TREY GERRALD:

Or

CHELSEY DONN:

'I think it's so hard to say cuz there's been so many issues

TREY GERRALD:

Well, it's hard to trust the spelling like so therefore,

TREY GERRALD:

Like if you're writing A' review about your toenail problem and you

CHELSEY DONN:

totally.

CHELSEY DONN:

Dr.

CHELSEY DONN:

Fs has A' three star overall rating and 14 reviews written about them.

CHELSEY DONN:

That's not great.

CHELSEY DONN:

Odds,

TREY GERRALD:

No.

CHELSEY DONN:

you

TREY GERRALD:

when 'I, think of A' Foot and Ankle Clinic 'I.

TREY GERRALD:

Think of just like breaking your ankle, 'I.

TREY GERRALD:

Having A' tonal remove seems like such A' mundane,

CHELSEY DONN:

Right.

CHELSEY DONN:

It's like my dad like having to fill A' cavity

TREY GERRALD:

right?

TREY GERRALD:

It's like you're gonna be doing these all

CHELSEY DONN:

as opposed to when he has to do like A' root canal or veneers.

TREY GERRALD:

So, all right, so what is the value here?

TREY GERRALD:

What is the unique information that you're getting?

TREY GERRALD:

They're gonna ask you to pay up front

CHELSEY DONN:

they're gonna ask you to pay up front that the doctor might be rude, which 'I hate

TREY GERRALD:

Me too.

TREY GERRALD:

'I

CHELSEY DONN:

and also messy, which 'I doubly hate.

CHELSEY DONN:

Right.

CHELSEY DONN:

The question is, as people are consuming reviews, do you think you would skip

CHELSEY DONN:

Do you think that anybody besides us is getting this message across?

TREY GERRALD:

I would read it cuz it's lengthy.

TREY GERRALD:

So like 'I would look at it and be like, what is the information here?

TREY GERRALD:

And 'I guess I'm just sort of getting 'I.

TREY GERRALD:

Think the main takeaway is like the rude doctor or like the bedside manner could be better.

CHELSEY DONN:

Right, and then at least the nurses seem nice, which is kind

CHELSEY DONN:

We didn't just spend the entire review saying everything negative.

CHELSEY DONN:

We did give shout outs to the nurse.

CHELSEY DONN:

This doesn't feel like just A', purely ranty review.

CHELSEY DONN:

Like I'm so mad 'I don't know why.

CHELSEY DONN:

It just like doesn't exactly have that tone, even though you can tell there's

CHELSEY DONN:

It doesn't feel like I'm seeing red and I'm on A' Rampage.

TREY GERRALD:

It's interesting because in my life, 'I actually found the most amazing

CHELSEY DONN:

Really

TREY GERRALD:

I stopped going.

CHELSEY DONN:

interesting.

TREY GERRALD:

imagine like

CHELSEY DONN:

the opposite 'I

TREY GERRALD:

The opposite is just like insane.

TREY GERRALD:

Like A' A'.

TREY GERRALD:

Totally.

TREY GERRALD:

That would be A' no-brainer to me.

TREY GERRALD:

But like 'I guess the thing is like, is it truthful enough seeming that 'I

TREY GERRALD:

Cuz maybe 'I won't find them rude.

TREY GERRALD:

I'm wondering if Darren was put off by the copay at first and then like disappointed that it wasn't

TREY GERRALD:

And then it was painful and they thought it shouldn't be painful and thought that

CHELSEY DONN:

'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Guess 'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Mean?

CHELSEY DONN:

'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Feel like every review is tinged with, you know, what is your

CHELSEY DONN:

'I think that's good to point out because you know, if we start at the top with being

CHELSEY DONN:

'I, 'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Think that's something 'I didn't really consider.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Think that's A'.

CHELSEY DONN:

Good point.

TREY GERRALD:

But 'I also think if 'I found one more review that mentioned bad

TREY GERRALD:

'I would move on and not go to this doctor.

CHELSEY DONN:

Exactly.

CHELSEY DONN:

So 'I think maybe this isn't like A' full stop.

CHELSEY DONN:

Maybe 'I need to keep reading.

CHELSEY DONN:

Sometimes it's like you read A' review and you're like, it is done.

CHELSEY DONN:

It is goodbye and 'I, hear you.

CHELSEY DONN:

This might have been somebody that had A' bad experience, 'I don't know that

CHELSEY DONN:

And the three star overall, you know, also is not.

CHELSEY DONN:

Does not, does not bode well.

CHELSEY DONN:

So it we're probably not gonna have A'.

CHELSEY DONN:

Lot of five stars within that 14.

CHELSEY DONN:

Mix.

TREY GERRALD:

Are you entertained here?

TREY GERRALD:

Do you think that A' Darren does A'.

TREY GERRALD:

Good job of humor.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I, 'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Think it's funny.

CHELSEY DONN:

Like 'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Like 'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Remember when 'I found this review and 'I was like to mail like 'I Think it's funny

CHELSEY DONN:

But do 'I think that Darren wanted this to be funny?

CHELSEY DONN:

'I Don't think so.

CHELSEY DONN:

You know, 'I think the humor is A' laughing.

CHELSEY DONN:

A' not with.

CHELSEY DONN:

A' situation.

CHELSEY DONN:

So 'I don't know if that goes to the 'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I, yeah.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I think that we've spoken about this before, like that is, is is looped in with the impact

TREY GERRALD:

I mean

CHELSEY DONN:

We know that spelling and grammar was terrible.

CHELSEY DONN:

Like of the charts bad

TREY GERRALD:

'I 'I cannot forgive the misspelling of toenail when the procedure

CHELSEY DONN:

Is A' toenail procedure and also like you did it multiple

CHELSEY DONN:

So like your kit, you have the capability of doing it correctly.

TREY GERRALD:

right.

CHELSEY DONN:

I'm ready to crown.

CHELSEY DONN:

Should we hop

TREY GERRALD:

'I can Crown A'

CHELSEY DONN:

Okay, let's do it.

TREY GERRALD:

So ChelseyBD and 'I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards.

TREY GERRALD:

In an effort to be fair and not influence one another, we will

VOICEOVER:

The Queens are Tabulating to A' school.

CHELSEY DONN:

Okay, so I'm holding up two crowns.

CHELSEY DONN:

Trey is holding up one and A' half crowns.

CHELSEY DONN:

Trey, you go first.

CHELSEY DONN:

Why?

CHELSEY DONN:

One and A'.

CHELSEY DONN:

Half crowns for A'.

CHELSEY DONN:

Darren?

TREY GERRALD:

'I, just 'I.

TREY GERRALD:

Don't find much value here.

TREY GERRALD:

'I feel like A'.

TREY GERRALD:

Darren was just in A'.

TREY GERRALD:

Negative spiral.

TREY GERRALD:

'I say.

TREY GERRALD:

'I 'I would love to see A' photo of the bandage trapping.

TREY GERRALD:

'I would love to like see images of inside.

TREY GERRALD:

Like it's saying, don't go to this place, don't go to this location.

TREY GERRALD:

The staff is good, but the doctor's rude.

TREY GERRALD:

'I actually like am pocketing that.

TREY GERRALD:

'I think that's the most valuable information here is that 'I.

TREY GERRALD:

You want A' better bedside manner.

TREY GERRALD:

And if, if 'I had done something like 'I did previously where 'I dropped A' weight on my

TREY GERRALD:

So that's why 'I said one and A' half.

TREY GERRALD:

But ultimately the spellings are so atrocious.

TREY GERRALD:

'I, it's hard to tell if this is like.

TREY GERRALD:

Typical 'I mean three out of five.

TREY GERRALD:

Overall out of 14 reviews.

TREY GERRALD:

That's pretty rough, but 'I just 'I.

TREY GERRALD:

Think Darren misses the mark on on A' lot.

TREY GERRALD:

So I'm gonna say one and A' half crowns.

TREY GERRALD:

Why did you say two

CHELSEY DONN:

'I said too 'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Think 'I added A' little extra half crown Cuz 'I do think it's funny in A', like

CHELSEY DONN:

'I can't really attribute that directly to A' Darren, but 'I can't!

CHELSEY DONN:

attribute that to the review and it is Review That Review.

CHELSEY DONN:

So I'm giving A' little half crown for 'I 'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Remember when 'I read it and 'I read the to toenail multiple times out loud?

CHELSEY DONN:

'I laughed.

CHELSEY DONN:

So for that, 'I gave the extra half crown.

CHELSEY DONN:

But like you said, God terrible spelling.

CHELSEY DONN:

Guys try to use spell check and use punctuation.

CHELSEY DONN:

It just makes your review so much easier to read when you do 'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Don't think this is A'.

CHELSEY DONN:

Full stop.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I do agree 'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Think 'I would have to keep reading to see if this was specific to A' Darren or if

CHELSEY DONN:

But 'I do think there is information there.

CHELSEY DONN:

Uh, and all of that is included within my.

CHELSEY DONN:

Two crowns that 'I awarded, but couldn't do more than that, to be honest.

TREY GERRALD:

No.

TREY GERRALD:

Oh my God.

TREY GERRALD:

Funny review.

TREY GERRALD:

How the F, did you find this?

TREY GERRALD:

Why were you looking up?

TREY GERRALD:

A' podiatrist.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I was thinking what, like we haven't done medical in A' while, and then

CHELSEY DONN:

Like, oh, your whole job is like dealing with feet all day.

CHELSEY DONN:

So, and you know, A', so that's how it happened.

TREY GERRALD:

Hilarious.

CHELSEY DONN:

So anyway, thank you.

CHELSEY DONN:

Thank, let's jump feet first haha.

CHELSEY DONN:

Into our next segment, which, as you know, Trey is the most regal portion of our show.

CHELSEY DONN:

Who are you inducting for?

VOICEOVER:

My Royal line is,

TREY GERRALD:

Well, 'I am so thrilled to be sharing today.

TREY GERRALD:

A' personal favorite.

TREY GERRALD:

As you all know, I've.

TREY GERRALD:

Been jumping feet first in this health initiative and I'm gonna induct this product that 'I

TREY GERRALD:

And so now that I'm back in A' place of eating small portions, trying to eat better, 'I have

CHELSEY DONN:

Oh, okay.

TREY GERRALD:

chips.

CHELSEY DONN:

you love A' Quest

TREY GERRALD:

So Quest first came out as like very protein, heavy protein bars, and when

TREY GERRALD:

And then they broke off into Quest Pizzas, which are like little like personal sized,

TREY GERRALD:

And then they started making these Quest chips and they have many different flavors.

TREY GERRALD:

This one I'm holding right now is A' Quest, tortilla style protein ship, nacho cheese flavor.

TREY GERRALD:

And it, they're crazy.

TREY GERRALD:

They literally taste like Doritos, but it's four grams of carbs for

TREY GERRALD:

And it's 18 grams of protein added.

TREY GERRALD:

And when you 'I know, it's crazy,

CHELSEY DONN:

Do you really feel like you actually feel like you're eating A' Dorito,

TREY GERRALD:

No, so this, that's what's very weird about this, is that 'I have A' variety pack.

TREY GERRALD:

It doesn't taste artificial.

TREY GERRALD:

The only like real difference in honesty is these are more brittle, like break very quickly.

TREY GERRALD:

But the flavor profile is like very much A' Dorito.

TREY GERRALD:

It's very weird.

TREY GERRALD:

They're really thin, you know, 'I.

TREY GERRALD:

Guess that's

CHELSEY DONN:

That's why they're brittle 'I guess.

CHELSEY DONN:

But that makes sense because like it's A' lower carb product.

CHELSEY DONN:

So 'I don't think the thinness bothers me because it's like, well that sort of comes with the

TREY GERRALD:

But like 'I used to always eat unsalted tortilla chips with every meal,

TREY GERRALD:

So this is A' lovely replacement because it's the same sensation.

TREY GERRALD:

The taste is not the compromise.

TREY GERRALD:

The compromise is 'I guess the amount that I'm eating, but like

TREY GERRALD:

They also have A' taco flavor that like.

TREY GERRALD:

Literally tastes like beef tacos, like 'I.

TREY GERRALD:

Don't know how they 'I, don't understand.

TREY GERRALD:

It's like weird science.

TREY GERRALD:

And then 'I have another one that's Chipotle lime, and it literally burns

TREY GERRALD:

Like it's so spicy.

TREY GERRALD:

Mm.

TREY GERRALD:

It's A'.

TREY GERRALD:

Little too extreme, but it's so spicy.

TREY GERRALD:

Anyway, 'I have to induct the Quest chips because they really are crazy.

TREY GERRALD:

They're crazy.

TREY GERRALD:

They're crazy.

TREY GERRALD:

It's crazy for you.

TREY GERRALD:

It's crazy.

TREY GERRALD:

'I.

TREY GERRALD:

And I'm obsessed with them and I'm so grateful they exist because it's like, it's the

TREY GERRALD:

It's nice to have A' little something that feels like A' cheat, but isn't even Our dogs love them.

TREY GERRALD:

So that's actually really saying something.

TREY GERRALD:

My dogs eat shit.

TREY GERRALD:

So anyway, though, for all of those reasons, 'I am abducting Today.

TREY GERRALD:

Quest Tortilla style protein chips as My, Royal, Highness.

CHELSEY DONN:

Wonderful.

CHELSEY DONN:

All right.

CHELSEY DONN:

I'm gonna try 'em.

CHELSEY DONN:

I'm down.

TREY GERRALD:

you should 'I.

TREY GERRALD:

Hope you do 'I.

TREY GERRALD:

Hope you like them.

TREY GERRALD:

Try start with nacho cheese.

CHELSEY DONN:

Nacho's the best.

CHELSEY DONN:

Okay.

CHELSEY DONN:

Do they have one that's like the cool ranch Dorito, or no?

TREY GERRALD:

They 'I think they do, but 'I don't like that.

CHELSEY DONN:

okay.

CHELSEY DONN:

No, go.

CHELSEY DONN:

Oh, do you like it in A'?

CHELSEY DONN:

Regular Dorito.

TREY GERRALD:

'I don't know 'I mean.

TREY GERRALD:

Maybe I'll have A' few.

CHELSEY DONN:

but me.

CHELSEY DONN:

Okay.

CHELSEY DONN:

I'll try.

TREY GERRALD:

I'll have A' few, but yeah, 'I don't need all that.

TREY GERRALD:

Well, that's it.

TREY GERRALD:

We did A'.

TREY GERRALD:

Queen.

TREY GERRALD:

That is another round on the, you A' rq.

TREY GERRALD:

Here's the mail.

TREY GERRALD:

It never fails.

TREY GERRALD:

It makes me wanna wag my tail when it comes.

TREY GERRALD:

'I.

TREY GERRALD:

Wanna yell?

TREY GERRALD:

Mail Ferris wheel.

CHELSEY DONN:

Oh my God.

CHELSEY DONN:

Try

TREY GERRALD:

know where that's from?

CHELSEY DONN:

no 'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Don't 'I mean it sounds familiar.

TREY GERRALD:

blues clues.

CHELSEY DONN:

Oh yeah.

TREY GERRALD:

got, they, they did A' mail.

TREY GERRALD:

They, he, he opens the

CHELSEY DONN:

Oh, the male?

CHELSEY DONN:

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I.

CHELSEY DONN:

Can't believe you know that.

CHELSEY DONN:

'I definitely didn't watch that much.

CHELSEY DONN:

Blues clues.

TREY GERRALD:

Oh yeah, me

CHELSEY DONN:

He strings into A' seat.

CHELSEY DONN:

Trey, you're amazing and 'I, love you so much and thank you listeners for joining us today.

CHELSEY DONN:

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TREY GERRALD:

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I.

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Don't think we've ever done more than one.

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A'

TREY GERRALD:

yeah, it's just an update of like, here's what's the topic of

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Little thing and cute

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And, and some perks coming and some nail.

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and some nail mail.

TREY GERRALD:

On this week's after Show Companion podcast, ChelseyBD and Trey

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Trey.

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You really went there, didn't you?

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Diva.

TREY GERRALD:

So to find out what made ChelseyBD say,

CHELSEY DONN:

So now the man is like pushing down on me trying to like get me into this ride.

CHELSEY DONN:

And all 'I wanna do is leave and to find out what made Trey say

TREY GERRALD:

'I 'I Am A'.

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It's like you can't have A' cheeseburger without fries.

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That's right.

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Companion.

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It goes with it like

TREY GERRALD:

A' milkshake goes with A' straw.

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can A' A' milkshake with Altra.

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You can't have A' cat without cat.

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No.

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You can't have,

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Can't have one without the other.

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it's like peanut butter and

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Loving marriage.

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Loving marriage.

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Go together with the ignore the haters.

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Queen.

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love and Marriage goes together like A', genau specific Queen

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Tual.

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Our cover art was designed by LogoVora Vora, and our theme song was written by

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How do we go from there?

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'I thought we were gonna sing The Love and, and Mary the, what was that show called?

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What am 'I Forgetting?

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Loving marriage.

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Loving married children, married with children.

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Go together like A', Jang, carriage.

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This 'I tell you

TREY GERRALD:

Brother.

CHELSEY DONN:

brother.

CHELSEY DONN:

You can't have one without the other.

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Interestingly enough, Bundy was A' shoe salesman.

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Look at

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Oh my God, you're

CHELSEY DONN:

to podiatry.

CHELSEY DONN:

Love us.

CHELSEY DONN:

It's like we planned it, but we didn't.

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Yes.

TREY GERRALD:

And 'I have feet and so do you.

CHELSEY DONN:

Oh my God.

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Crazy.

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Let's hop into the after show

TREY GERRALD:

Hop.

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Here we go.