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CHELSEY DONN:hello.
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TREY GERRALD:Well, ChelseyBD, why don't we move from some happiness into, so not some happiness.
TREY GERRALD:Are you ready to.
VOICEOVER:Lodge, A, Complaint.
CHELSEY DONN:Always.
CHELSEY DONN:'I was born judgey.
CHELSEY DONN:As our merch says, 'I wanna complain about this phenomenon that happens to all of us, right?
CHELSEY DONN:Which is that things get lost.
CHELSEY DONN:We just lose things.
CHELSEY DONN:A'.
CHELSEY DONN:Few weeks ago, 'I was talking about how 'I was organizing things and 'I even hired
CHELSEY DONN:There's not enough room.
CHELSEY DONN:There's lots of like aerial space that 'I try to use in certain ways, but it never works
CHELSEY DONN:And now 'I have, like all my shoes have gone aerial and 'I can't
CHELSEY DONN:It's like impossible to get into the closet.
CHELSEY DONN:So 'I have all these shoes and all these things that 'I can't access and 'I remember.
CHELSEY DONN:'I have these boots that 'I love that I've worn for A', Review, That, Review,
CHELSEY DONN:They're comfortable, they're cute.
CHELSEY DONN:They go with like A', lot of outfits.
CHELSEY DONN:There's A' shoe that 'I wear when 'I don't wanna wear like 'I.
CHELSEY DONN:A' Sandal or A'?
CHELSEY DONN:Sneaker.
CHELSEY DONN:You know, 'I just was very easy for me to wear it.
CHELSEY DONN:And 'I, remember when 'I was organizing my closet?
CHELSEY DONN:'I said, these are important.
CHELSEY DONN:Let's not put these up in the crazy place because then I'll never see them again.
CHELSEY DONN:And 'I wear these every week and 'I can't find the boots.
CHELSEY DONN:'I can't find the boots.
CHELSEY DONN:I've tried to like take everything down.
CHELSEY DONN:I've completely destroyed all of the progress that 'I made with the organization.
CHELSEY DONN:Now it's A' mess again because I'm trying to like get things down and
CHELSEY DONN:'I can't access 'I, need to hire someone again to come help me go through it again and 'I.
CHELSEY DONN:'I still have not found these boots and 'I don't remember even like the brand
CHELSEY DONN:Which seems like ridiculous because the whole point of organizing your things is
CHELSEY DONN:And now here 'I am so I'm annoyed.
CHELSEY DONN:'I don't know who I'm annoyed at.
CHELSEY DONN:I'm annoyed with myself.
CHELSEY DONN:I'm annoyed with the my lack of ability to utilize this vertical space in A' way that,
CHELSEY DONN:'I.
CHELSEY DONN:Don't know what the Complaint is.
CHELSEY DONN:Trey 'I.
CHELSEY DONN:But I'm annoyed and 'I Want my boots back?
TREY GERRALD:Well, I'm hearing this, you know, experience of lostness, which 'I recognize.
TREY GERRALD:I'm also wondering, can you 'I know it's A' small closet, but can you install like
TREY GERRALD:Then you just climb up the ladder.
CHELSEY DONN:No, it's one of those closets that really bother me.
CHELSEY DONN:It's the mirrored ones and they're on A' track.
TREY GERRALD:Oh
CHELSEY DONN:It's just horrible.
CHELSEY DONN:There's like no way of really efficiently seeing everything that's in there.
CHELSEY DONN:Everything is like so cramped.
CHELSEY DONN:'I can't do any of the closet tricks, like put A' hook on the door or
CHELSEY DONN:I'm just very limited.
CHELSEY DONN:And then also it's like the mirrors in my room and I'm renting.
CHELSEY DONN:So 'I can't just like remove them.
CHELSEY DONN:Maybe 'I should remove them.
CHELSEY DONN:'I don't know what 'I should do, guys.
CHELSEY DONN:It's just very frustrating.
TREY GERRALD:Well, 'I hear the Complaint cuz getting lost.
TREY GERRALD:Things just getting lost, like it always happens and then
CHELSEY DONN:'I know, and then apparently this is like an adult A' h d thing,
CHELSEY DONN:Yeah.
CHELSEY DONN:So like, yeah, losing things is an A' h d thing.
CHELSEY DONN:Also, like needing, and 'I really have this like needing things to be out of sight so
CHELSEY DONN:Rational way.
CHELSEY DONN:You know what 'I mean?
CHELSEY DONN:Like there's A' bag with A', bunch of random shit in it, and it's like 'I don't
CHELSEY DONN:'I don't know Trey, but 'I wanna hear your Complaint.
CHELSEY DONN:So let me know.
TREY GERRALD:Yes, 'I actually thought of this Complaint like A' month ago when we were
CHELSEY DONN:Uhhuh,
TREY GERRALD:where we talked about urinal cakes,
CHELSEY DONN:Oh my God.
CHELSEY DONN:Ew.
CHELSEY DONN:'I.
CHELSEY DONN:Don't know why that's so gross.
CHELSEY DONN:Like the word urinal next to A' cake is just y.
TREY GERRALD:Interesting.
TREY GERRALD:Well, if you recall when you finished reading the review and we start talking about urinal
TREY GERRALD:'I, just thought of A', really great Complaint, and you said, Ugh, I'm jealous.
TREY GERRALD:So here today I'm gonna share 'I Am here to Lodge, A, Complaint against whoever decided it was A'.
TREY GERRALD:Good idea.
TREY GERRALD:And whoever effing installs these one trough, Urinals with no separate quarters.
TREY GERRALD:It's literally like you are A', little piggy eating out of A' trough on A' Farm, except that's
TREY GERRALD:It's just A' trough hanging off of the wall, and it's like you just.
TREY GERRALD:Pee willy-nilly with your willy out.
TREY GERRALD:'I
CHELSEY DONN:out
TREY GERRALD:hate it.
TREY GERRALD:'I think it is the most dehumanizing thing that is like relegated for wartime,
CHELSEY DONN:stadium.
CHELSEY DONN:Okay.
TREY GERRALD:'I, remember specifically at my high school, the outdoor football stadium, you know,
TREY GERRALD:It is just like A' metal trough with like A' drain in the dead center, but you could
TREY GERRALD:So it's
CHELSEY DONN:that's why the men's line is always shorter, cuz you can get so many men in at once.
CHELSEY DONN:Just
TREY GERRALD:'I mean it is not commonplace enough.
TREY GERRALD:Like it's not like at A' Broadway show they have.
TREY GERRALD:A' Trough A', single Trough.
TREY GERRALD:There's just something so awful.
TREY GERRALD:'I.
TREY GERRALD:Get pea shy.
TREY GERRALD:Also, there's so much going on in my mind because 'I am A' homosexual.
TREY GERRALD:I'm always concerned if everyone around me knows I'm gay and they're gonna like
TREY GERRALD:Just because 'I am gay, that suddenly means I'm into every man like 'I.
TREY GERRALD:Just 'I can't pee.
TREY GERRALD:If 'I don't have A' dividing wall beside me, 'I, 'I can't
CHELSEY DONN:Would you go in the stall if that was the case?
TREY GERRALD:Yeah.
TREY GERRALD:But then 'I don't want people to think I'm pooping.
CHELSEY DONN:Yeah.
CHELSEY DONN:Well,
TREY GERRALD:But if 'I have to pee really bad enough, I'm just gonna go into
TREY GERRALD:Don't treat me like A' little piggy eating out of A' slop trough.
TREY GERRALD:Give me A' single porcelain urinal.
TREY GERRALD:Something
CHELSEY DONN:just gimme like some sort of division between like this is where one
CHELSEY DONN:'I.
CHELSEY DONN:Get that
TREY GERRALD:who thinks that's A'?
TREY GERRALD:Good idea.
TREY GERRALD:What the fuck is wrong with your twisted brain?
CHELSEY DONN:'I.
CHELSEY DONN:Don't know.
CHELSEY DONN:There must be something that started it.
CHELSEY DONN:Who knows?
CHELSEY DONN:But 'I agree.
CHELSEY DONN:'I wouldn't wanna trough it up with A' bunch of women either.
CHELSEY DONN:If that was the way we troughed.
TREY GERRALD:Lala lala la trough it up.
TREY GERRALD:All right, that's my Complaint.
TREY GERRALD:Well, should we take this energy and hear someone else's Complaint
CHELSEY DONN:We definitely should.
CHELSEY DONN:Let's jump in, shall we?
TREY GERRALD:as the piss goes?
TREY GERRALD:Let's run along
CHELSEY DONN:Haha.
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CHELSEY DONN:Shine on me.
CHELSEY DONN:Alright, so it has been A' while Trey since we've reviewed A' Doctor.
CHELSEY DONN:And so 'I thought time to bring the docs to the blocks.
TREY GERRALD:Mm-hmm.
CHELSEY DONN:work out that well.
CHELSEY DONN:But you know what 'I mean?
CHELSEY DONN:So this is 'I 'I haven't decided with the doctors.
CHELSEY DONN:Should we out of discretion for them?
CHELSEY DONN:Say like, Doctor and initial.
CHELSEY DONN:Okay, so Dr.
CHELSEY DONN:Fs cuz we have two, they give us two initials.
CHELSEY DONN:So Dr.
CHELSEY DONN:Fs is A' foot and ankle.
CHELSEY DONN:Doctor A' Podiatrist in Los Angeles.
CHELSEY DONN:And this is A' Google Review.
CHELSEY DONN:One star
TREY GERRALD:Uh
CHELSEY DONN:written by A' Darren Production.
CHELSEY DONN:But that's spelled letter capital A', capital D, like just the word dare.
CHELSEY DONN:D A', R E apostrophe N, production.
CHELSEY DONN:A' Darin, production.
CHELSEY DONN:Here we go.
CHELSEY DONN:Do not go to this location, 'I, repeat.
CHELSEY DONN:Do not go to this place.
CHELSEY DONN:For starters, this is the only place that will make you pay your co-payment
CHELSEY DONN:Second, the doctor there is A' very rude and does not care about their patients.
CHELSEY DONN:The trained nurses have more empathy than the Doctor 'I.
CHELSEY DONN:Visit this location to get A' toe mail removed.
CHELSEY DONN:'I specifically asked for my toe mail to be removed.
CHELSEY DONN:Doctor was very rude at start telling me we not doing no surgery today to come back.
CHELSEY DONN:And when took sample of my mail, it was almost like he was annoyed to do so.
CHELSEY DONN:The second time 'I went, but this time 'I asked the nurse to see what we are doing because I'm
TREY GERRALD:Oh.
CHELSEY DONN:When she went to ask the doctor, he came out and looked annoyed.
CHELSEY DONN:'I went into A' room.
CHELSEY DONN:When he came, it was like 'I ruined his day.
CHELSEY DONN:'I tried to talk to him to give the best option, but he really didn't care and
CHELSEY DONN:It's up to you.
CHELSEY DONN:At this point.
CHELSEY DONN:Was ready to leave.
CHELSEY DONN:Once they numb my foot and then proceed to just take off my nail in the most painful way.
CHELSEY DONN:Like 'I went to watch YouTube videos of this procedure because 'I was nervous and they
CHELSEY DONN:It was almost like once he slit the nail, he just, Want to rip it off once it was done.
CHELSEY DONN:Didn't even clean me up right or tape me up correctly.
CHELSEY DONN:'I had to ask the nurse to re-tape when 'I left.
CHELSEY DONN:'I.
CHELSEY DONN:Wish 'I could tell all my info off the records as 'I will never go to this location again.
CHELSEY DONN:Mm-hmm.
CHELSEY DONN:A', Darren.
TREY GERRALD:wait.
TREY GERRALD:I'm confused about the very end there.
TREY GERRALD:They wish they could take their info
CHELSEY DONN:There's so many selling errors.
CHELSEY DONN:I'm reading it as it's written, so it makes sense that you would be confused when 'I left.
CHELSEY DONN:'I Wish 'I could take all of my info off the records.
CHELSEY DONN:So they're saying like, when 'I left 'I wish 'I could take my like file
CHELSEY DONN:I'm never coming back here.
CHELSEY DONN:'I don't even want you to have A' record of me so that you'll call me
CHELSEY DONN:'I wanna take my records and leave.
TREY GERRALD:Right.
TREY GERRALD:So when you first said it, 'I thought they were saying 'I.
TREY GERRALD:Wish 'I could like leave A' review off the record.
TREY GERRALD:Cuz it was so bad for, so there wouldn't be retribution, but, but then 'I was like, wait,
CHELSEY DONN:yeah, 'I.
CHELSEY DONN:Think they might, it's like A' weird way of saying that, but 'I think that's what they mean.
TREY GERRALD:So the first note that 'I wrote down is how funny it is that
TREY GERRALD:So you didn't
CHELSEY DONN:Also, there's like no 'I didn't, and there's like very, the
TREY GERRALD:wondering if there's English as A', second language problem,
CHELSEY DONN:'I.
CHELSEY DONN:See, 'I thought that too, but then 'I was like the username A' Darren production.
TREY GERRALD:That's pretty slick English.
CHELSEY DONN:Right.
CHELSEY DONN:That feels like.
TREY GERRALD:So maybe they just were in A'
CHELSEY DONN:And also why it's just like odd that they're using this account.
CHELSEY DONN:Maybe they're using this account because they don't want their name attached or something
CHELSEY DONN:It almost seems like, you know how you have multiple, you know, Gmail accounts or whatever
CHELSEY DONN:Are we doing that for our own privacy 'I?
CHELSEY DONN:Don't know.
TREY GERRALD:Well, when you first said A', Darren Productions 'I.
TREY GERRALD:Thought of Darren Starr who did sex in the city and younger, but 'I, don't 'I doubt.
TREY GERRALD:This is Darren Starr.
TREY GERRALD:It is very interesting.
TREY GERRALD:If you're going to A' doctor about your toenail to misspell toenail multiple times in the review.
CHELSEY DONN:And then later on, like spelled it right.
CHELSEY DONN:So at first when 'I was reading, 'I was like, A', 'I mean there
CHELSEY DONN:'I was like, is there something wrong with their N or something that they keep saying toe
CHELSEY DONN:But then later on they said toenail.
CHELSEY DONN:So it is just like A' typo
TREY GERRALD:And is it spelled like, here's the mail, it never fails.
CHELSEY DONN:is one letter off from nail.
TREY GERRALD:right.
CHELSEY DONN:We almost got there, but it was like mailbox.
TREY GERRALD:Okay.
TREY GERRALD:Here's another question, 'I.
TREY GERRALD:It occurs to me like, well, 'I 'I don't know much, but like 'I guess 'I do always
CHELSEY DONN:It doesn't bo like 'I feel like 'I oftentimes will pay before.
TREY GERRALD:Before.
TREY GERRALD:Right.
TREY GERRALD:That doesn't seem like that A', but I'm getting the point that it's like 'I came
TREY GERRALD:They'll have operating days and they'll have non-operating days.
TREY GERRALD:So like, okay,
CHELSEY DONN:But also at the same time, when you're going to A' podiatrist 'I, understand
CHELSEY DONN:Like that's like what?
CHELSEY DONN:Like one of the main reasons you're ever going.
CHELSEY DONN:So to think that I'm gonna pay A' copay and then go and 'I need this now removed and you're
TREY GERRALD:Well, 'I can share with the listeners of this podcast that 'I one time
TREY GERRALD:like screwed onto the end so that you could counter A'
CHELSEY DONN:Right, right, right.
TREY GERRALD:So as 'I was pulling it out, A' Seesaw, the five pound weight
CHELSEY DONN:Oh.
TREY GERRALD:and fell exactly on my big toe, but right where the toe connects to the bed of the
CHELSEY DONN:So like at the bottom?
CHELSEY DONN:Very
TREY GERRALD:so it instantly cracked.
TREY GERRALD:My toenail was black within five minutes.
CHELSEY DONN:Correct.
TREY GERRALD:It was
CHELSEY DONN:you go to A'?
CHELSEY DONN:Podiatrist?
TREY GERRALD:No 'I went to the urgent
CHELSEY DONN:Regular urgent care.
TREY GERRALD:And they were able to like pop the nail, like with the needle,
TREY GERRALD:So it was for A' Knot, which is so horrifying.
TREY GERRALD:They, so that was not A' nail removal, but it was like A' nail procedure and
TREY GERRALD:So 'I understand the expectation.
CHELSEY DONN:Oh my God.
CHELSEY DONN:Like 'I.
CHELSEY DONN:I'll tell A' story in Patreon, but there was A' crazy story at A' amusement Park called Can
CHELSEY DONN:Toenail
TREY GERRALD:Oh no.
CHELSEY DONN:And have never been the same.
CHELSEY DONN:And I've also gone to podiatrist before for this type of thing.
CHELSEY DONN:So 'I do think it's A'.
CHELSEY DONN:Little bit hard to translate the Complaint here because we have so many spelling errors,
CHELSEY DONN:'I needed to give A' copay upfront, like assuming that this procedure was
CHELSEY DONN:And then the second time 'I went back, 'I had to verify with A' nurse,
CHELSEY DONN:Because 'I don't want another like rude visit with the doctor where they're just gonna look
CHELSEY DONN:Like, that's annoying.
TREY GERRALD:Yes.
TREY GERRALD:'I really hear that Dr.
TREY GERRALD:Fs came across to Darren as uncaring and rude.
TREY GERRALD:I'm confused about, they're saying the doctor seemed annoyed.
TREY GERRALD:They had to take A' sample.
TREY GERRALD:What the, what the fuck kind of sample do you need of A'?
TREY GERRALD:Toenail?
CHELSEY DONN:I 'I know.
TREY GERRALD:'I don't understand.
CHELSEY DONN:Unless it, yeah.
CHELSEY DONN:What do they even mean by that?
TREY GERRALD:Unless it was like A' fungal infection that you needed the
CHELSEY DONN:I
CHELSEY DONN:Don't know.
CHELSEY DONN:I've never heard of that.
CHELSEY DONN:I've never What?
CHELSEY DONN:A'?
CHELSEY DONN:Yeah, it says, took sample of my mail.
CHELSEY DONN:It was almost like he was annoyed to do so
TREY GERRALD:'I was gonna say the only thing more confusing than A' toenail sample
CHELSEY DONN:as A' toe mail sample.
TREY GERRALD:And then 'I love the description that the doctor act
CHELSEY DONN:I know exactly,
TREY GERRALD:Also just need to comment on the fact about the 'I looked at YouTube videos,
TREY GERRALD:Like isn't that just life today?
TREY GERRALD:'I, YouTube, everything.
CHELSEY DONN:But for real though, like 'I, 'I get that cuz 'I have had like
CHELSEY DONN:But like it is comforting to watch A' video of someone who's like, 'I survived it or this
CHELSEY DONN:So 'I do think that's like sort of queenly, 'I think it's that like 'I did my research.
CHELSEY DONN:Do you think that the doc 'I, mean 'I feel like A'?
CHELSEY DONN:Darren is insinuating that the doctor was like doing this on purpose because he didn't like him
CHELSEY DONN:Do we think that's accurate or do you think that's A'?
CHELSEY DONN:Little bit of like perception?
TREY GERRALD:'I.
TREY GERRALD:Mean 'I.
TREY GERRALD:Hope to God that that is perception.
CHELSEY DONN:Same.
TREY GERRALD:Because like we were alluding to earlier, 'I, imagine if you are A' podiatrist,
TREY GERRALD:But 'I, 'I, 'I don't know 'I
CHELSEY DONN:'I mean 'I.
CHELSEY DONN:Understand why they call, maybe they have to like numb the area.
CHELSEY DONN:Like 'I get it.
CHELSEY DONN:'I get why we're calling A' surgery, but it's not brain surgery, it's not spine surgery.
CHELSEY DONN:It's like the kind of surgery that 'I do feel like you should be able to do on the first visit.
CHELSEY DONN:But the sample thing is very confusing.
CHELSEY DONN:It almost seems like, it's like, is it, was it A' tumor?
CHELSEY DONN:Like what?
CHELSEY DONN:Like what kind of sample?
TREY GERRALD:I'm just, I'm also like really skid out about the concept of not cleaning
TREY GERRALD:These areas are to mails.
TREY GERRALD:Have coverings for reasons.
TREY GERRALD:So like if you remove that male, then like there's A' whole area that's exposed
TREY GERRALD:So like, I'm just imagining the sensation there also, like you don't want it to get
TREY GERRALD:But are they being shady?
TREY GERRALD:Do we trust that that really is what happened?
TREY GERRALD:Or
CHELSEY DONN:'I think it's so hard to say cuz there's been so many issues
TREY GERRALD:Well, it's hard to trust the spelling like so therefore,
TREY GERRALD:Like if you're writing A' review about your toenail problem and you
CHELSEY DONN:totally.
CHELSEY DONN:Dr.
CHELSEY DONN:Fs has A' three star overall rating and 14 reviews written about them.
CHELSEY DONN:That's not great.
CHELSEY DONN:Odds,
TREY GERRALD:No.
CHELSEY DONN:you
TREY GERRALD:when 'I, think of A' Foot and Ankle Clinic 'I.
TREY GERRALD:Think of just like breaking your ankle, 'I.
TREY GERRALD:Having A' tonal remove seems like such A' mundane,
CHELSEY DONN:Right.
CHELSEY DONN:It's like my dad like having to fill A' cavity
TREY GERRALD:right?
TREY GERRALD:It's like you're gonna be doing these all
CHELSEY DONN:as opposed to when he has to do like A' root canal or veneers.
TREY GERRALD:So, all right, so what is the value here?
TREY GERRALD:What is the unique information that you're getting?
TREY GERRALD:They're gonna ask you to pay up front
CHELSEY DONN:they're gonna ask you to pay up front that the doctor might be rude, which 'I hate
TREY GERRALD:Me too.
TREY GERRALD:'I
CHELSEY DONN:and also messy, which 'I doubly hate.
CHELSEY DONN:Right.
CHELSEY DONN:The question is, as people are consuming reviews, do you think you would skip
CHELSEY DONN:Do you think that anybody besides us is getting this message across?
TREY GERRALD:I would read it cuz it's lengthy.
TREY GERRALD:So like 'I would look at it and be like, what is the information here?
TREY GERRALD:And 'I guess I'm just sort of getting 'I.
TREY GERRALD:Think the main takeaway is like the rude doctor or like the bedside manner could be better.
CHELSEY DONN:Right, and then at least the nurses seem nice, which is kind
CHELSEY DONN:We didn't just spend the entire review saying everything negative.
CHELSEY DONN:We did give shout outs to the nurse.
CHELSEY DONN:This doesn't feel like just A', purely ranty review.
CHELSEY DONN:Like I'm so mad 'I don't know why.
CHELSEY DONN:It just like doesn't exactly have that tone, even though you can tell there's
CHELSEY DONN:It doesn't feel like I'm seeing red and I'm on A' Rampage.
TREY GERRALD:It's interesting because in my life, 'I actually found the most amazing
CHELSEY DONN:Really
TREY GERRALD:I stopped going.
CHELSEY DONN:interesting.
TREY GERRALD:imagine like
CHELSEY DONN:the opposite 'I
TREY GERRALD:The opposite is just like insane.
TREY GERRALD:Like A' A'.
TREY GERRALD:Totally.
TREY GERRALD:That would be A' no-brainer to me.
TREY GERRALD:But like 'I guess the thing is like, is it truthful enough seeming that 'I
TREY GERRALD:Cuz maybe 'I won't find them rude.
TREY GERRALD:I'm wondering if Darren was put off by the copay at first and then like disappointed that it wasn't
TREY GERRALD:And then it was painful and they thought it shouldn't be painful and thought that
CHELSEY DONN:'I.
CHELSEY DONN:Guess 'I.
CHELSEY DONN:Mean?
CHELSEY DONN:'I.
CHELSEY DONN:Feel like every review is tinged with, you know, what is your
CHELSEY DONN:'I think that's good to point out because you know, if we start at the top with being
CHELSEY DONN:'I, 'I.
CHELSEY DONN:Think that's something 'I didn't really consider.
CHELSEY DONN:'I.
CHELSEY DONN:Think that's A'.
CHELSEY DONN:Good point.
TREY GERRALD:But 'I also think if 'I found one more review that mentioned bad
TREY GERRALD:'I would move on and not go to this doctor.
CHELSEY DONN:Exactly.
CHELSEY DONN:So 'I think maybe this isn't like A' full stop.
CHELSEY DONN:Maybe 'I need to keep reading.
CHELSEY DONN:Sometimes it's like you read A' review and you're like, it is done.
CHELSEY DONN:It is goodbye and 'I, hear you.
CHELSEY DONN:This might have been somebody that had A' bad experience, 'I don't know that
CHELSEY DONN:And the three star overall, you know, also is not.
CHELSEY DONN:Does not, does not bode well.
CHELSEY DONN:So it we're probably not gonna have A'.
CHELSEY DONN:Lot of five stars within that 14.
CHELSEY DONN:Mix.
TREY GERRALD:Are you entertained here?
TREY GERRALD:Do you think that A' Darren does A'.
TREY GERRALD:Good job of humor.
CHELSEY DONN:'I, 'I.
CHELSEY DONN:Think it's funny.
CHELSEY DONN:Like 'I.
CHELSEY DONN:Like 'I.
CHELSEY DONN:Remember when 'I found this review and 'I was like to mail like 'I Think it's funny
CHELSEY DONN:But do 'I think that Darren wanted this to be funny?
CHELSEY DONN:'I Don't think so.
CHELSEY DONN:You know, 'I think the humor is A' laughing.
CHELSEY DONN:A' not with.
CHELSEY DONN:A' situation.
CHELSEY DONN:So 'I don't know if that goes to the 'I.
CHELSEY DONN:'I, yeah.
CHELSEY DONN:'I think that we've spoken about this before, like that is, is is looped in with the impact
TREY GERRALD:I mean
CHELSEY DONN:We know that spelling and grammar was terrible.
CHELSEY DONN:Like of the charts bad
TREY GERRALD:'I 'I cannot forgive the misspelling of toenail when the procedure
CHELSEY DONN:Is A' toenail procedure and also like you did it multiple
CHELSEY DONN:So like your kit, you have the capability of doing it correctly.
TREY GERRALD:right.
CHELSEY DONN:I'm ready to crown.
CHELSEY DONN:Should we hop
TREY GERRALD:'I can Crown A'
CHELSEY DONN:Okay, let's do it.
TREY GERRALD:So ChelseyBD and 'I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards.
TREY GERRALD:In an effort to be fair and not influence one another, we will
VOICEOVER:The Queens are Tabulating to A' school.
CHELSEY DONN:Okay, so I'm holding up two crowns.
CHELSEY DONN:Trey is holding up one and A' half crowns.
CHELSEY DONN:Trey, you go first.
CHELSEY DONN:Why?
CHELSEY DONN:One and A'.
CHELSEY DONN:Half crowns for A'.
CHELSEY DONN:Darren?
TREY GERRALD:'I, just 'I.
TREY GERRALD:Don't find much value here.
TREY GERRALD:'I feel like A'.
TREY GERRALD:Darren was just in A'.
TREY GERRALD:Negative spiral.
TREY GERRALD:'I say.
TREY GERRALD:'I 'I would love to see A' photo of the bandage trapping.
TREY GERRALD:'I would love to like see images of inside.
TREY GERRALD:Like it's saying, don't go to this place, don't go to this location.
TREY GERRALD:The staff is good, but the doctor's rude.
TREY GERRALD:'I actually like am pocketing that.
TREY GERRALD:'I think that's the most valuable information here is that 'I.
TREY GERRALD:You want A' better bedside manner.
TREY GERRALD:And if, if 'I had done something like 'I did previously where 'I dropped A' weight on my
TREY GERRALD:So that's why 'I said one and A' half.
TREY GERRALD:But ultimately the spellings are so atrocious.
TREY GERRALD:'I, it's hard to tell if this is like.
TREY GERRALD:Typical 'I mean three out of five.
TREY GERRALD:Overall out of 14 reviews.
TREY GERRALD:That's pretty rough, but 'I just 'I.
TREY GERRALD:Think Darren misses the mark on on A' lot.
TREY GERRALD:So I'm gonna say one and A' half crowns.
TREY GERRALD:Why did you say two
CHELSEY DONN:'I said too 'I.
CHELSEY DONN:Think 'I added A' little extra half crown Cuz 'I do think it's funny in A', like
CHELSEY DONN:'I can't really attribute that directly to A' Darren, but 'I can't!
CHELSEY DONN:attribute that to the review and it is Review That Review.
CHELSEY DONN:So I'm giving A' little half crown for 'I 'I.
CHELSEY DONN:Remember when 'I read it and 'I read the to toenail multiple times out loud?
CHELSEY DONN:'I laughed.
CHELSEY DONN:So for that, 'I gave the extra half crown.
CHELSEY DONN:But like you said, God terrible spelling.
CHELSEY DONN:Guys try to use spell check and use punctuation.
CHELSEY DONN:It just makes your review so much easier to read when you do 'I.
CHELSEY DONN:Don't think this is A'.
CHELSEY DONN:Full stop.
CHELSEY DONN:'I do agree 'I.
CHELSEY DONN:Think 'I would have to keep reading to see if this was specific to A' Darren or if
CHELSEY DONN:But 'I do think there is information there.
CHELSEY DONN:Uh, and all of that is included within my.
CHELSEY DONN:Two crowns that 'I awarded, but couldn't do more than that, to be honest.
TREY GERRALD:No.
TREY GERRALD:Oh my God.
TREY GERRALD:Funny review.
TREY GERRALD:How the F, did you find this?
TREY GERRALD:Why were you looking up?
TREY GERRALD:A' podiatrist.
CHELSEY DONN:'I was thinking what, like we haven't done medical in A' while, and then
CHELSEY DONN:Like, oh, your whole job is like dealing with feet all day.
CHELSEY DONN:So, and you know, A', so that's how it happened.
TREY GERRALD:Hilarious.
CHELSEY DONN:So anyway, thank you.
CHELSEY DONN:Thank, let's jump feet first haha.
CHELSEY DONN:Into our next segment, which, as you know, Trey is the most regal portion of our show.
CHELSEY DONN:Who are you inducting for?
VOICEOVER:My Royal line is,
TREY GERRALD:Well, 'I am so thrilled to be sharing today.
TREY GERRALD:A' personal favorite.
TREY GERRALD:As you all know, I've.
TREY GERRALD:Been jumping feet first in this health initiative and I'm gonna induct this product that 'I
TREY GERRALD:And so now that I'm back in A' place of eating small portions, trying to eat better, 'I have
CHELSEY DONN:Oh, okay.
TREY GERRALD:chips.
CHELSEY DONN:you love A' Quest
TREY GERRALD:So Quest first came out as like very protein, heavy protein bars, and when
TREY GERRALD:And then they broke off into Quest Pizzas, which are like little like personal sized,
TREY GERRALD:And then they started making these Quest chips and they have many different flavors.
TREY GERRALD:This one I'm holding right now is A' Quest, tortilla style protein ship, nacho cheese flavor.
TREY GERRALD:And it, they're crazy.
TREY GERRALD:They literally taste like Doritos, but it's four grams of carbs for
TREY GERRALD:And it's 18 grams of protein added.
TREY GERRALD:And when you 'I know, it's crazy,
CHELSEY DONN:Do you really feel like you actually feel like you're eating A' Dorito,
TREY GERRALD:No, so this, that's what's very weird about this, is that 'I have A' variety pack.
TREY GERRALD:It doesn't taste artificial.
TREY GERRALD:The only like real difference in honesty is these are more brittle, like break very quickly.
TREY GERRALD:But the flavor profile is like very much A' Dorito.
TREY GERRALD:It's very weird.
TREY GERRALD:They're really thin, you know, 'I.
TREY GERRALD:Guess that's
CHELSEY DONN:That's why they're brittle 'I guess.
CHELSEY DONN:But that makes sense because like it's A' lower carb product.
CHELSEY DONN:So 'I don't think the thinness bothers me because it's like, well that sort of comes with the
TREY GERRALD:But like 'I used to always eat unsalted tortilla chips with every meal,
TREY GERRALD:So this is A' lovely replacement because it's the same sensation.
TREY GERRALD:The taste is not the compromise.
TREY GERRALD:The compromise is 'I guess the amount that I'm eating, but like
TREY GERRALD:They also have A' taco flavor that like.
TREY GERRALD:Literally tastes like beef tacos, like 'I.
TREY GERRALD:Don't know how they 'I, don't understand.
TREY GERRALD:It's like weird science.
TREY GERRALD:And then 'I have another one that's Chipotle lime, and it literally burns
TREY GERRALD:Like it's so spicy.
TREY GERRALD:Mm.
TREY GERRALD:It's A'.
TREY GERRALD:Little too extreme, but it's so spicy.
TREY GERRALD:Anyway, 'I have to induct the Quest chips because they really are crazy.
TREY GERRALD:They're crazy.
TREY GERRALD:They're crazy.
TREY GERRALD:It's crazy for you.
TREY GERRALD:It's crazy.
TREY GERRALD:'I.
TREY GERRALD:And I'm obsessed with them and I'm so grateful they exist because it's like, it's the
TREY GERRALD:It's nice to have A' little something that feels like A' cheat, but isn't even Our dogs love them.
TREY GERRALD:So that's actually really saying something.
TREY GERRALD:My dogs eat shit.
TREY GERRALD:So anyway, though, for all of those reasons, 'I am abducting Today.
TREY GERRALD:Quest Tortilla style protein chips as My, Royal, Highness.
CHELSEY DONN:Wonderful.
CHELSEY DONN:All right.
CHELSEY DONN:I'm gonna try 'em.
CHELSEY DONN:I'm down.
TREY GERRALD:you should 'I.
TREY GERRALD:Hope you do 'I.
TREY GERRALD:Hope you like them.
TREY GERRALD:Try start with nacho cheese.
CHELSEY DONN:Nacho's the best.
CHELSEY DONN:Okay.
CHELSEY DONN:Do they have one that's like the cool ranch Dorito, or no?
TREY GERRALD:They 'I think they do, but 'I don't like that.
CHELSEY DONN:okay.
CHELSEY DONN:No, go.
CHELSEY DONN:Oh, do you like it in A'?
CHELSEY DONN:Regular Dorito.
TREY GERRALD:'I don't know 'I mean.
TREY GERRALD:Maybe I'll have A' few.
CHELSEY DONN:but me.
CHELSEY DONN:Okay.
CHELSEY DONN:I'll try.
TREY GERRALD:I'll have A' few, but yeah, 'I don't need all that.
TREY GERRALD:Well, that's it.
TREY GERRALD:We did A'.
TREY GERRALD:Queen.
TREY GERRALD:That is another round on the, you A' rq.
TREY GERRALD:Here's the mail.
TREY GERRALD:It never fails.
TREY GERRALD:It makes me wanna wag my tail when it comes.
TREY GERRALD:'I.
TREY GERRALD:Wanna yell?
TREY GERRALD:Mail Ferris wheel.
CHELSEY DONN:Oh my God.
CHELSEY DONN:Try
TREY GERRALD:know where that's from?
CHELSEY DONN:no 'I.
CHELSEY DONN:Don't 'I mean it sounds familiar.
TREY GERRALD:blues clues.
CHELSEY DONN:Oh yeah.
TREY GERRALD:got, they, they did A' mail.
TREY GERRALD:They, he, he opens the
CHELSEY DONN:Oh, the male?
CHELSEY DONN:Yeah, yeah, yeah.
CHELSEY DONN:'I.
CHELSEY DONN:Can't believe you know that.
CHELSEY DONN:'I definitely didn't watch that much.
CHELSEY DONN:Blues clues.
TREY GERRALD:Oh yeah, me
CHELSEY DONN:He strings into A' seat.
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TREY GERRALD:A' milkshake goes with A' straw.
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CHELSEY DONN:Can't have one without the other.
TREY GERRALD:it's like peanut butter and
CHELSEY DONN:Loving marriage.
CHELSEY DONN:Loving marriage.
CHELSEY DONN:Go together with the ignore the haters.
CHELSEY DONN:You're A'.
CHELSEY DONN:Queen.
TREY GERRALD:love and Marriage goes together like A', genau specific Queen
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CHELSEY DONN:How do we go from there?
CHELSEY DONN:'I thought we were gonna sing The Love and, and Mary the, what was that show called?
CHELSEY DONN:What am 'I Forgetting?
CHELSEY DONN:Loving marriage.
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CHELSEY DONN:Go together like A', Jang, carriage.
CHELSEY DONN:This 'I tell you
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CHELSEY DONN:Interestingly enough, Bundy was A' shoe salesman.
CHELSEY DONN:Look at
TREY GERRALD:Oh my God, you're
CHELSEY DONN:to podiatry.
CHELSEY DONN:Love us.
CHELSEY DONN:It's like we planned it, but we didn't.
CHELSEY DONN:Yes.
TREY GERRALD:And 'I have feet and so do you.
CHELSEY DONN:Oh my God.
CHELSEY DONN:Crazy.
CHELSEY DONN:Let's hop into the after show
TREY GERRALD:Hop.
TREY GERRALD:Here we go.