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the score.

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you slashing A' A'.

New Ye.

How are you?

ChelseyBD

'I am slashing right into 2023 with A' cold from 2022.

But you know, we're here.

How was your New Year's?

My New Year's was good.

'I was in Vegas with my family.

Yes.

It was great.

But we don't, you know, we don't do resolutions anymore because James d

Mm-hmm.

told us that we should have intentions every day.

So my intention for today is definitely to.

Ooh.

Okay.

I'm gonna jump into that as well, which will come up with my, uh, stories about the new year.

So, ChelseyBD, why don't you and 'I go ahead and

Lodge, A, Complaint.

ladies first.

Oh my God, thank you.

Starting the year off right.

So 'I had so many things 'I wanted to complain about today.

'I, 'I, like don't even 'I.

'I like had, 'I had one and then 'I had to cross it out cuz just new things kept happening.

Goldie like had A' little bit of an accident.

'I had A' clean up.

That was like A' real Complaint moment.

And then, Right before we were recording, you know 'I think I've nominated Canva as My, Royal.

Highness and 'I still stand by that 'I love Canva.

They're great.

However, 'I just spent like the entire day working on.

A' deliverable that 'I need to get to my talent manager on Canva, like literally the whole day,

And then 'I went to download it to email to him, and it just kept saying, error cannot download.

Error cannot download.

Like after I'm talking.

Hours, Trey hours, like all, all day up until the recording working on

'I mean 'I can say it.

'I, I'm like updating my resume.

So 'I like redesign the whole thing and you know the minutia of like the columns.

Do you know what I'm saying?

So that's what I've been living in all day and there's an error.

And when this happens, there's like few things 'I go to Twitter for, but 'I go to Twitter and

So I'm gonna try to like reserve A'.

My patience and exhale and hope that like there are definitely people on Twitter that are

I'm not the only one.

'I don't need to jump on the bandwagon.

'I am afraid of Twitter, obviously, for obvious reasons, and I'm gonna wait it

'I will be able to download it, but obviously my Complaint and I've done it before with

auto save.

and the auto save and all that stuff.

And it's saved.

Thank God it's saved.

It's there.

Like there was A' moment, 'I thought it was gone, but like it is there.

But it's that, that thing of like the smallest part of it, just like the

and then requires another, like as much time as went into the design.

Now 'I have to dedicate that same amount of time into correcting this issue.

Oh,

Ugh,

especially cuz it's like something you can't anticipate being A' glitch or an error

right?

Never like 'I can't even tell you thousands.

But just with this podcast alone, millions of downloads on

Oh yeah,

never have had an issue.

and it won't let you download it in any format.

Any format.

'I like tried, like duplicating it into A' new thing.

Logging out, logging in, going safari, going chrome, going all the things like every

Like all the things.

And then finally 'I was like, 'I should go to Twitter and see what's up.

But like, oh my

A'.

Have you tried it on your iPhone?

Cuz they have an app.

'I 'I 'I 'I know they do, but 'I find that the app is real glitchy.

Like 'I hate the app.

'I love Canva, but 'I hate the app.

Me too.

'I.

Hope this is relatable Content 'I.

Hope everyone knows what Canva is, but 'I sometimes will have inspiration when I'm soaking

And so 'I want to use it on the app.

And you can't see all of the features on the

Yeah, it's just like, it doesn't, they don't talk to each other.

Well, the, the like desktop version.

Anyway, if you don't know what this is and you've been listening this long, God bless you.

But 'I, it's just, it's A' user-friendly graphic design site that gives you like A'

So all 'I have to say is, thank God 'I got the emails out, Trey

'I mean they really have to address the issue.

'I hope that it's resolved by the time we're editing because truly 'I don't

'I know that you 'I like 'I already in so much so that 'I already inducted them as

And 'I thought like, oh, have 'I done Canva yet?

And then this happened.

A', exhale.

Oh.

world's longest exhale, but 'I officially gotten more than enough off my chest,

So, 'I wanna hear what's going on in your life, Trey, how your new year is going, and

All right.

Well I'm gonna take that wonderful baton.

I'm sorry for what's going on over there.

'I.

'I concur.

It's very frustrating.

Yes.

Thank you.

So, alright, so I'm going to Lodge my Complaint against one of life's

Okay.

and I'm, I'm wondering if you've ever experienced A' ChelseyBD.

I'm certain that in my lifetime, 'I have been guilty of it, but it is something

in A' way That brings up fibbing.

It also sort of brings up culturally, um, societal norms where white lies versus big lies

So here we go.

'I am lodging, A' Complaint.

When you see someone, you have met them and they don't remember or know who you.

Do you know what I'm talking about?

When you've met someone multiple times and then you like meet them and they

Yes.

Okay, yes, I've encountered this and 'I hated it.

Super awkward.

It's just an awkward thing.

But also I've been guilty of this.

Have you?

Well, yes, of course.

'I just said that 'I have but 'I try to, as A' Southerner, not let on.

Oh, oh, you mean that Like they didn't, okay, okay, okay.

They didn't play the game.

like, here's what it is.

'I think this goes hand in hand with power struggle, where oftentimes you,

You know people, and sometimes people don't know if they've met you or they don't recall

And they give you like A' weird stare or they're sort of like, Hey, and you like inside are

Why are you like, why can't you just be like.

Hey, why can't you mirror what's coming at you as A' social grace so that

You know, A', lot of this gets very deep, and maybe this is as A' performing

everyone's always trying to get higher in their career.

And you encounter people that are higher than you and you know, you've met them socially

And there's that moment and I'm just complaining about not extending the grace if you're

And it seems like they think they know me and they're like, Hey, 'I went to your 'I,

I'm gonna instantly mirror that.

I'm gonna be like, oh my gosh, hi.

Like, yes, 'I know what College 'I went to.

So you're saying you went there and you know that 'I went there, so therefore

Why would you not fake it?

Why would you not fake it?

'I think it's crazy.

'I think it's so annoying and elitist and gross.

'I think it has A' terrible.

Like immediately it just rubs that nerve that even if you're like A', fully evolved human,

Like it's just, it's, it's automatically having that effect.

Therefore it makes it seem like the person is being malicious when they're doing it.

And 'I wanna live in A' world where like they're not, and people are just

Probably where we all need to get with this issue, but 'I completely understand that reaction.

And then on the flip side, the opposite reaction is like so amazing.

Like 'I was, 'I mean, this is gross to like drop it like this.

But 'I was at A' premier with A' friend who was in A' television show

. Yeah, Judy Greer.

And she was, she like didn't know if she knew me, didn't know who 'I was,

'I love your dress.

How's it going?

Like bitch doesn't know who the hell 'I am.

She is.

No reason to fake it.

She's Judy Greer.

This was her premiere, like it was her show.

You know what 'I mean?

Like she had no reason to be acting kindly to me.

But if she can do it, you can do.

'I mean, that's exactly the point.

Why not just lean into kindness like and, and maybe 'I don't know what the

And so that must be very tiring.

But I'm just offering.

Why can't you be A' Judy Greer?

Like, why

Be A' Judy Greer.

Just be

something that's presently in the space.

You know, it's sort of like, oh, what A' gorgeous dress.

Like, hi.

You don't, you don't have to acknowledge if you know the person or not.

Just be open.

Just be open.

Be an open human being.

'I.

exactly.

Don't be A'.

And I'm gonna explain in the after show behind our paywall, I'm gonna explain

And I'm gonna spill all the tea, all

Well, 'I

of it.

You're gonna be dripping and Lipton.

Well 'I hope that 'I can like provide some therapy for

But we will find out in the after show.

Yes.

'I mean clearly.

We, this is like A' raw nerve and 'I.

Get it, it's raw.

'I thought you were gonna say something else.

'I thought you were gonna say.

When people say, what are you up to?

So 'I was like preparing for that.

Because that like 'I always leads to A' White lie, you know what 'I mean?

Cause you're like, um, what's the thing that 'I did that was last that

You know what 'I like to say,

But

'I can't say.

oh my God, that's such A'.

Good one.

Wait, do you really do that all the time?

Yeah, if 'I feel like 'I am being asked by another actor, like, what are you

'I will say, I'm sorry, 'I can't say because that's not really lying, but it is.

A' lie.

Trey, 'I.

Think you just changed my life.

'I mean.

'I mean you've already changed my life, but okay.

That's A'.

Good one.

I'm gonna keep that in the back of my mind.

If you really don't wanna lie, you can say 'I can't tell you.

'I.

Can't tell you.

Cause you can't.

Cuz you don't have anything to tell.

'I can't tell you.

'I can't tell you what 'I No.

'I like, but 'I agree.

'I think there are always things that I'm working on that like 'I can't disclose about further.

So 'I feel like that's like A' great, you know?

Yeah.

'I have one right now that 'I can't disclose until further,

me too.

I'm gonna keep that in the, in the hopper.

All right, well, while we are hopper away, our white lies, why

Would you like to do that and jump into some online reviews?

ChelseyBD.

'I would love to do that.

Trey.

Review, That, Review.

All right.

As you know, we are your trustee.

Review Queen.

We bring in reviews from the internet that we feel need to be inspected.

We read you A' review.

We break it down, we dissect the F out of it, and then we rate the impact of that

It's A', very regal process that we call.

Assess, That, Kvetch.

And Trey, it's your turn.

So what have you brought in for us today?

All right, A'.

Lot of pressure for the first review of 2023.

know.

No pressure.

No pressure.

So today, 'I have brought in A' one star Yelp review

Woo.

written by A' user named Nancy J.

J.

Nancy.

J.

Okay.

'I Like that name.

And this is for A' Little Store.

One might call it A' Shop

Okay.

that's located in the West Village in Manhattan,

Okay.

and the shop is called The Pleasure Chest.

Oh, 'I.

Think I've been there.

Now, ChelseyBD, what do you think the pleasure chest is?

Well, 'I know what it is cuz I've been there.

Okay, so what.

It's A' sex toy shop, isn't it?

All right, so here we are.

This was A', nyu, like weekend activity on the regs.

As you might imagine,

Here we are.

'I.

Don't know when it happened, but there was A' time and for many years that the

We were all shocked at the raunchy and porno graphic display.

You have reached your low to have dildos and two way dildos dos was

Oh my God.

This store belongs in A' cd, part of town.

'I walked in and approached the two ladies at the counter,

Oh no.

Okay.

One was very young looking and short

Oh my God.

almost looked underage.

So 'I told the how awful and offensive 'I thought their display is, and the

End quote.

She had nothing else to say.

my God.

She could have said that she would mention it to the manager,

Oh my God.

To Brandon the manager, dash.

You need to rethink your display.

business is slow, but this raunchy display is utterly unsightly and so distasteful.

'I was so embarrassed to walk by with my family and be subjected to

My younger daughter was horr.

Oh God.

You have lost that subtlety and respect you had for so long.

Now the PC is just another trashy store.

'I can't post this w slash o giving you A' star, but in spite of the one

Now that's.

Oh, Nancy, Nancy, Nancy, Nancy, nagging Nancy.

Nancy doesn't sound like someone that lives in the West Village

Okay.

ChelseyBD, can we, can we just right off the top here, can we talk

Yeah, the West Village is like the, it's part of the alt 'I

It's not the Upper East Side, it's not the upper West side.

It's not Soho like it's gritty.

It's not cheap.

It's like still expensive to live there as is everywhere else, but

Well, that's what 'I think this review is seeping with is gentrification.

This is A'.

Perfect

if gentrification has come that far that like we have Nancy's in the West Village.

This is,

Well, that's what I'm saying.

Everything is so expensive now and like the West Village is very expensive

was this written?

six years ago.

Okay, so like modern times ish.

It's just like seeping with, there was A' time when the West

And then it starts to get A', little fancier, and then it starts to become, Very, very expensive.

And then it's rich people with children.

And then the, the scene changes and it moves uptown.

Then it moved to ChelseyBD, then ChelseyBD started flipping, and then

Then all these rich people live in west, in the West Village.

So it's hilarious to me.

But Nancy is like, this needs to be in A', bad part of town, like just how

But like, Then the other part of this that 'I think is very fascinating.

Well, two things.

Nancy has her own like nickname, the pc, uh, and then also what kind of A' display is

'I mean 'I.

Think it's A' sex shop.

We all know what it is.

It's the West Village.

'I mean.

Listen, 'I don't know if this is too judgemental to say, but 'I think that

You know she seems A' little like wound up Nancy, like 'I.

Just wish you could relax A' little bit.

You're raising children in New York City.

Honey, you're not raising children in Kansas.

You, it's your, in my opinion, again, don't have kids.

I'm not A' parent, I'm A' aunt.

But 'I think that like it's your responsibility to one, either educate

Avoid the area if it's that much of A' problem.

If you as A' parent are like, 'I, don't my child's young 'I don't want her to see it.

You know that it's there.

You've passed by it all the time.

You commented on previous window displays.

Obviously you're very, you know, you know where the pleasure chest is.

You pass by it on A' regular basis.

You don't want your child to see or know what's going on in there.

Know that that person is going in there to buy A' double dildo.

Whatever.

They're right.

Their personal choice.

Go another route, Nancy.

There's A' million ways.

It's the, the city is literally A' grid.

You can go up.

'I mean the West Village is A'.

Little bit trickier, but like there's another way around.

Well, 'I totally concur with what you're saying.

And 'I 'I also recognize 'I have chosen to never be A' parent, cuz 'I

But, but 'I totally concur.

Here.

There, there is sort of like 'I.

Based in response to my own upbringing.

It like is upsetting to me that Nancy says that like A' sex shop should be

Feel like that's very shaming of

that's what I'm

like what that actually instills is that sexuality is bad.

Now the.

'I mean as even A' teaching moment for her kids.

And 'I recognize like there's A' certain age with which maybe

But 'I the, the other side of this, you know, razor sharp sword is like 'I recognize

Like is there A' law or is there A' decency law about having sex toys in A'

That corner actually has like A' facade in the windows and like it's very chic looking

And then 'I, think of like all of the blue room and the sex shops in ChelseyBD.

Like they also don't really have A' lot of displays.

So is there some decency law?

And then is A' dildo indecent?

Yeah.

'I.

Don't know.

'I, don't know the answer to any of those questions.

Truthfully, 'I don't know if there is or there isn't.

'I still feel like Nancy is A' nagging Nancy and like 'I don't agree with them.

'I also think, you know, 'I don't smoke cigars.

If 'I passed by A' cigar shop smelled, the smell of cigars was like, Ew,

I'm not gonna then walk into the cigar shop.

'I.

Expose myself to more smoke.

Mm-hmm.

the people that are smoking in the shop to tell them that there should be

You don't wanna see one double dildo.

You walked right by 30 when you walked through the door.

Why?

If you don't wanna be in that environment, stay out of it.

There's people that wanna be there.

You know, 'I might be annoyed if 'I walk by the cigar shop and be like, Ew, gross.

But I'm gonna keep walking because people have A' right to go.

Right.

Right, exactly.

Well, 'I don't smoke and 'I don't like the smell of cigarettes.

But 'I do love the smell of cigars just as A' A'

Side note,

But I'm, I'm also sort of calling Shade here at like, my

'I kind of feel like she, 'I feel like Nancy's putting that on the daughter

Would the daughter know what it was and maybe if she.

'I 'I just feel like Nancy's horrified and like, and like she has the right to be horrified.

So 'I don't wanna like vilify her, but, but there is this sort of question about

Yeah.

'I don't.

don't know.

And also like, does Nancy need to take, even if this is Nancy's feeling and Nancy's

Pleasure shop.

Take another moment, Nancy.

Why are you allowing your children to be like outside the sex shop waiting for their

They would've spent two seconds looking at those displays.

Now they're spending 10 minutes while you talk to the short girl and the tall, whoever.

Also, how does Nancy know that the manager's name is Brandon?

How does she know who Brandon is?

'I feel like she's been stalking

Two.

Don't know Doth protest too much, Nancy.

There's A'.

Little bit of doth too much here.

'I, totally agree.

yeah,

Which 'I think is separate from saying like 'I.

'I do want to just st say, it's not how it occurs for me, but 'I want to acknowledge that it's okay

'I.

Understand how that exists.

'I, just think.

Nancy's actions are very funny

Yes.

Agree.

'I was hysterical when we got to the moment.

It was cinematic.

It was cinematic Trey because when we got to the moment where you were like, and then she went

So I'm gonna go to Yelp to like maybe look around and see what people think of the

And now, 'I have like A' speed bump and that's Nancy's review.

So 'I, it's completely irrelevant.

The entire review, we haven't even been able to talk about it cuz there's so much crazy

wait.

'I have two little points 'I want to address before we get into the bullet points here.

But like Nancy mentions, you have lost that subtlety and respect

'I really wanna pull this apart because in my opinion, 'I do think of the

Yeah.

'I agree.

Yeah.

something about it feels more feminine maybe in A' way, like it

Maybe it doesn't feel like A' video dirty store.

Does that occur that way to you?

totally.

It's not like grimy and gross.

Yeah.

Right.

Like 'I feel like you could go there for A' Bachelorette.

Yeah, you could totally go there.

For A' Bachelorette, you could totally go there for like A', very vanilla product.

You know what 'I mean?

It's not like you have to be going there for some like sort of crazy

Correct, like 'I feel like you would go to the pleasure chest.

Like, because it's A', little bit classier, like 'I wouldn't be afraid that there's

Like 'I Don't think any of that

no, no, no.

So then my question here is, Should they be held to A' standard of being subtle?

Because Nancy is claiming that the display has lost the subtlety.

So should it be subtle?

In my opinion, no.

'I mean 'I think no, but like even, I'm just like suppose that it should Is, is.

in subtle

Suppo.

Yes.

Suppose that A' dildo is not subtle enough.

Suppose that there are ordinances and like you have to have some sort of A', sexy, and quotes,

Is Yelp the appropriate forum to come to with that, with that argument and 'I say

'I mean it's similar to 'I.

Agree 'I Don't think that it is 'I either.

But 'I also agree.

It's like complaining on Twitter like you can, you can hit them at the leg.

By like going and giving them A', A' mark, you know?

But 'I do think that why we as review Queens are annoyed by this is because it's saying more

And also, just based on the amount of detail that Nancy gave us, it's

There's like, 'I, I'm not going therapize you.

We know that 'I could, but like you could send this review to A' therapist ahead of

Lot of bullet points, A', lot of things to discuss with you.

'I do think that Nancy's revealing A', lot of her cards by like the

Yeah.

It makes me sad that this is who is living in the West Village.

Honestly, at this point.

And then the last little thing 'I wanna ask about is like, what do you

Okay.

Great, great.

too.

'I.

Think it's so

think it's perfect

she was so enraged.

actually not rude.

It's like, Okay.

Is the perfect, like, yeah, you could, you could elaborate, but like, why would

It's like 'I feel like the, the longer part of Okay.

Is like, okay, well there's nothing that 'I can do about it.

'I didn't make the displays.

'I don't own the store.

'I didn't approve it.

You live in the West Village, there's literally nothing 'I can do about it.

You're wasting your breath talking to me.

Don't come in here.

Walk, walk away.

'I also love that it's two women that are working there.

Yeah.

'I.

Nancy

So let's go through this roster here.

Is there anything valuable, new or unique in this review?

Any information?

'I.

Guess like only maybe what's going on in the windows.

Well 'I am hearing that it, there are female workers, so like if 'I was someone

Okay, sure.

hear that the pleasure chess has two females, but 'I think

That's like digging for gold.

I'm reaching with that.

Yes.

Agree.

Mm-hmm.

and grammar was like, okay, so 'I have questions for you.

So were, do you pronounce raunchy weird or did Nancy spell it wrong?

'I.

Think 'I must say it wrong.

Why?

What did 'I

Well, 'I think that it's.

'I, 'I, 'I.

Think maybe it's because my parents are from Brooklyn and like East Coast

So 'I like would be like raunchy, like, you know, like I'm really chewing on the awe of it.

But 'I feel like you were saying kind of like, well, you say it

'I hear Aja McDonald singing the song titled Raunchy

Ron raunchy

in the Shade.

that you.

so raunchy,

Yeah.

So you say raunchy, which 'I?

Don't say it that way, but Okay.

So, but she spelled it correctly.

R A' u.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

But so there was the, the told the spelling error,

Yeah, that's an error in there.

There.

'I will tell you there's A'.

Lot of colons.

There's A'.

Lot of

That feels so right.

'I feel

there's A'.

Lot of dashes.

Yes.

A'.

Lot of, oh my god, 'I hate you A'.

Lot of quotation marks in here.

You know, they couldn't be bothered to write without.

They had to do w slash o.

Yeah.

Well, they're

So many dashes.

They're

Also, I've never seen this before, but the last sentence

That's low.

'I.

Don't know that the space was intentional, but 'I was wondering what Nancy meant by, was she saying.

Me writing A' review about you on your page.

Now that's low.

Like was she saying like, I'll, I'll take your bad service and I'll meet it with A'.

Worse review

Yeah, 'I don't really know.

'I can't post this without giving you A' star.

So it says, but not so.

But in spite of the one star, you get A' negative star.

Oh, it says negative star.

Did 'I say A' negative review.

'I.

Think maybe.

So the sentence as written says, 'I can't post this w slash o

Now that's low.

Okay.

So Nancy is saying they're changing the whole format of Yelp and not to see that star.

It's actually A' negative star . That's what Nancy 'I think is communicating here.

Right, like please disregard star above.

Know that my real star scoring is A' negative one star,

Nancy is saying Yelp is wrong.

God, Nancy 'I can't!

with Nancy right now.

So spelling A', grammar, there's A' few errors, but

But like, okay, so now that 'I know the raunchy thing is not A' thing.

'I don't.

Yeah, not bad.

Truthful.

Shady 'I mean like obviously shady.

Yeah.

'I.

Think Nancy has A' real opinion about the store existing in the neighborhood

They don't want, they want to change it.

So that makes me think it's shady.

yeah.

A' vendetta.

This isn't just like your every day whoopsy daisy.

Yeah.

No.

Mm-hmm.

Common experience.

Fluke, typical 'I

'I think there's probably other like parents in the area that like avoid the pleasure

So I'm gonna say that like probably not alone, Nancy.

You know,

'I.

'I.

Agree.

not everybody, but

which like, you know, obviously we shared our opinions about

So 'I hear that, but I'm also saying it's just comical that this exists in the West Village,

And they're saying this belongs in A' cd part of town.

Like, it's just so wild to me.

Humor were, we entertained, 'I was

'I was thoroughly entertained.

But again, like

Nancy's expense.

Nancy's expense.

So how do we feel about that going into the crown?

Uh, like well, can we just have A' quick conversation about how we feel about

if there's humor in the review, meaning that that review outside of Nancy has

Is that attributed in the crowning or truly 'I?

Guess it's review that 'I don't know.

It's like, are we reviewing just Nancy or are we reviewing the review?

Like do we give A' point for humor here?

'I.

Feel like this has come up before.

Cuz I'm, I'm recalling A' time when we were talking about, it's funny, 'I would

Yes,

but like, does that get credited to Nancy or does that get credit to the, well, 'I

Okay.

which doesn't really.

But people voted it funny.

I'm sure those are ironic.

Obviously they're like, they 'I think it's funny for the same reasons that we do, and now I'm

and I'm going to Yelp and I'm looking this up and 'I happen upon this review.

How annoying is it or is it possible?

I'm gonna be like, oh my God, this is really funny.

And be like, happy 'I stumbled upon it.

'I think it 'I.

Do think it's still case by case and 'I?

Think each of us can interpret it differently.

Cuz in my opinion, 'I feel like cuz 'I think We start then going into what is

Like if 'I am.

Cuz 'I.

'I, 'I.

Imagine if

true.

True.

don't know.

Like it's funny.

'I 'I.

'I.

Guess you're right.

'I guess you know what?

That's 'I.

I'm really glad you brought that up because 'I think that you're right.

'I think it's the impact score that maybe is like that humor differentiator

can't!

attribute it to Nancy, but the impact of the review is that 'I laughed.

right.

'I was annoyed and 'I laughed.

Okay,

'I, think I'm ready.

Are you.

Yes,

Okay, so ChelseyBD and 'I have our own set of zero to five crown cards.

In an effort to be fair and not influence one another, we will simultaneously reveal our rating.

The Queens are Tabulating.

Total Score.

One.

And A' half crowds.

One and A' Half crowds, right?

The Queens are unanimous.

'I guess 'I go first.

'I mean.

This is really all about the impact for me.

'I.

This entire time we were, you know, assessing this Kvetch 'I thought 'I 'I mean, I'm gonna talk

It's completely like, not A' valuable review.

There's like no reason Nancy go home.

Like that was like where my head was at.

But then when we started talking about the impact factor and 'I started thinking about.

We're doing this through the experience of the person looking through the reviews.

'I mean it was funny.

'I laughed.

'I got like A'.

Great chuckle out of it.

'I think that maybe if you were somebody that was looking up the pleasure chest on

And so that's where the one and A' half Crowns are coming from.

But as far as Nancy herself, the Queen, that's A'.

No.

Um, but.

Impactful review and good, good, good choice.

Trey, how about you?

Why one and A'?

Half

Well 'I, really 'I do feel A' little conflicted on all of this,

But 'I said one and A' half because 'I think you can 'I think if 'I was going to Yelp

This is very inconsequential.

'I.

Don't think the display has anything to do with what the store is.

And 'I also think Nancy doesn't mention anything about the store once she's inside

So like, I'm not learning much other than like, it's known to be tasteful.

There's two females working there.

The neighbors are upset.

Like that's really, so 'I said one and A' half because there's things

Think it is funny.

So 'I said one and A' half, but 'I also, it also could just be one.

'I mean it could be A' Half Crown, but one and A' half because 'I chuckled

Yeah, 'I.

Sh It's funny cuz like we both landed at one and A' half and 'I thought the same thing.

'I was like, do 'I throw A' Half Crown do 'I one.

And 'I ultimately landed at one and A' half and so did you.

So grave view Trey what?

A' good find.

Love

you.

A'.

Pleasure.

Just

Chest brings back.

Memory is not gonna lie.

All right.

which one are you thinking of?

Because the one I'm thinking of is like, like Right.

Why it's the sex and the city apartment.

That's the one I'm thinking of.

It's like right on the corner, right?

Yeah.

Yeah,

Yeah.

Such A', sexy way to enter into 2023.

2023 is gonna be the year 'I, double-headed dildos.

I'm calling A' now,

Great 'I, hope 2023 is bringing the sexy back.

'I wouldn't be mad at it.

speaking of three Cox,

Yeah.

that's A' callback from one of our, um, after shows.

Um,

'I.

Don't remember that.

the big band, remember she lived in three Cox.

The.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay.

Vaguely,

Anywho.

All right, Mike Queen, we have reached the most regal portion of our first episode of 2023.

So ChelseyBD, who have you decided that you'll be inducting today for?

My Royal.

Thanks for asking Trey.

So 'I have become obsessed with this 'I Don't know.

You call it 'I guess.

A' Skincare item 'I.

Don't know.

If you know about it, you probably do.

It's called Mighty Patch.

Do you know about these?

wait.

Are these little zit things?

Yes.

'I was gonna say blemish because I'm A'.

But I'm A' Queen because I'm A' Queen.

A' Queen.

No.

Yes.

They're the, the, the blemish patches and they're like very see-through

But like even if you were to have to like wear one A' around A' roommate or

'I.

and I've had situations where like 'I 'I had to be on set the next day.

'I found out right away, oh my God, A' pimple, what am 'I gonna do?

Put it on, go to sleep.

Wake up in the morning, the thing is gone.

'I don't know how these things work.

Maybe they don't work for everyone, but they definitely work for me.

'I will always be keeping them stocked.

I'm obsessed with Mighty Patch.

'I should actually look and see if we can be an affiliate because.

Queens, like, get 'em.

Like try it.

See if it works for you.

It works for me.

'I, love them.

I'm so grateful that 'I found them.

Friend of the pod, grace Kay, who will be coming up in A' minute, uh, recommended these to me.

So thank you Grace, and thank you Mighty Patch.

You're My.

Royal, Highness.

So these are those little like patches that have like teeny micro

Yeah.

So 'I think they are, but Microneedles makes it sound like it hurts in

It just feels like you're putting A' sticker on your face.

Okay.

That's been my question because 'I wondered if it, if you feel the like pokes or not, but No,

'I felt absolutely nothing with Mighty Patch.

So 'I recommend Mighty Patch wholeheartedly.

It's really interesting you brought this up today cuz 'I did notice today

Oh my Mighty

Patch.

Yes.

Yes.

Highly recommend.

All right.

Well, 'I love that induction.

'I mean.

'I.

It just makes me think of being A' teenager because 'I was someone who

'I wasn't someone that needed like Accutane.

'I was fortunate that 'I didn't have A' lot, but when 'I got one, it would be ginormous.

It still happens today in my thirties.

So 'I always believe the wive's tale that you put A' little dub of toothpaste

That doesn't always work.

Also, like with this one, like if you got like A' big one, like if you have A' little

If you have like A' bigger one, it'll still knock it out.

But you might have to do it like A' couple nights in A' row for it to completely

Like it just, it makes it certainly flat enough that if you wanted to like

Got it.

You know what 'I mean?

Yeah, it reminds me of A' story.

I'm gonna tell another story on the after show about having A' pimple on set.

All right,

Oh, great.

great job.

Love that.

I'm gonna, we should find out if we can be an affiliate cuz 'I would totally buy one.

Okay.

'I am gonna circle that.

So there we go.

We did A' Queen.

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She recommended this review from Hibachi to you from Yelp.

It is A' one star review.

Oh,

Mm-hmm.

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Letter U.

Hibachi number to you.

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Oh, 'I.

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