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Guess what I'm holding right here.

Oh, my goodness.

It's an Amazon package that I sent a tray that maybe will be helpful.

Let's see, I'm going to open it

Oh my God.

Let's see.

This is a great plug for our, um, Patreon, if you want to watch.

Oh, I

in plastic, so fresh and so clean.

wrapping.

Oh, thank you.

can't take credit for that.

Is it soft?

So it's the, oh, I kind of like how it's like sort of tie

dye.

I wasn't expecting that, but I

I actually really liked that,

I think I might've turned tray into a three Wolf's howling at the moon kind of guy.

it's a hundred percent cotton, so it does feel like a, like a Hanes t-shirt.

Sure.

Should I put it on

Yeah, you can.

So Trey's wearing the three wolves howling at the moon shirt.

That was, was that last week.

last week.

Wow.

Yeah.

See, thank God for Amazon.

Really on top of that, um, already.

Nice AMR.

well, I feel sexy.

Do you really.

And if you don't know what we're talking about, go back on your podcast

episodes.

Yes.

And then you'll be in the know.

Do you have something you want to get off your chest?

Yes, actually, today I really have a very maddening complaint and I'm ready to.

Lodge A Complaint.

Against button down.

T-shirts that come folded in their packaging?

Interesting.

Y.

do we fold nice button down shirts that we know we're going to have to iron?

Why, why they always have those metal clips?

They're like weird paperclips that like leave indents on like The sleeves on the neck.

They always folded all weird.

Cause they make it a little square.

And then it's like this shirt I'm specifically purchasing.

Nice.

And wrinkle-free, it kills me when it's a wrinkle-free material.

And the first thing you do is you unpackage it.

You have that cardboard, you have those weird, like plastic things around the button.

like, yes, then sometimes there's this random tissue paper and it's like,

Then they fall on the ground.

I have to pick it up from my dogs, bite it.

And then it's like, I like do that thing where you're like to like,

sure.

what I'm talking about?

When you have a shirt

it's

like

out.

dryer?

Yeah.

You shake and it's like wrinkle to all hell.

It's like It's like the shirt was packaged seven years ago and it's been in some grandmas addict.

And now here I am having at it's like I'm running late.

I'm excited for my new shirt and it's all wrinkled.

There's like 900 wrinkles.

And then I have to like figure out cause like starches and on trend anymore.

And it's like, well, now I have to heat up my iron because a steamer is not

like severe creases.

Do you, have you ever experienced that?

Is that like blouses?

I feel like you're usually on hangers, but like I'm buttoned down

Yeah.

I think it's not like I have, cause I have a few like nice Ralph Lauren button downs, but in

Just have them all staff.

yes.

Both exist, but like, they are like folded.

I mean, I guess

No.

I know you mean,

to like ship that probably to like a store or something.

Well, that's my complaint.

Okay.

That's fair.

I hear you.

what about you?

Is there anything you.

want to complain?

Well, yeah, like in the interest of talking about time and how it

I don't care.

I'm going to bring it up again.

okay.

Why do I have to talk to a robot before I talk to a human?

I would almost rather be put on hold unpopular opinion maybe, but when I call the pharmacy.

oh

Every time, like even today, I really need to call the pharmacy.

Cause there's something I need to deal with that.

Like, they didn't send me one of my prescriptions and I needed to deal with that.

But I was like, I can't call the pharmacy right now because that's like a two

After I do that, then I wait on hold for like an hour to talk to a pharmacist.

So it's just such a long process.

Maybe like this is kind of, I guess, specific to the pharmacy, but really in general, it's fine.

If you're going to have one, that's like to go to, you know, to be directed to

But I mean like I'm a robot that can handle full sentences.

Please tell me what it is that you need help with today.

Like, no.

I didn't get that.

Repeat that.

Yeah, exactly.

Representative representative representative.

I mean, how many times do I have to say it,

Did you say orange Tabby cat, if not repeated again,

It's so annoying.

So you do want to hear the prescriptions we have on file.

No, I don't.

I don't.

I don't.

today's working hours are, these are different from Tuesday, are Thursday.

We are here for that.

It's just mad.

It's so

You know, it's wild.

When I had to call the fraud department for that, those credit card

Oh yeah.

it, it rang like two times and then it was like a person and I was caught off

my God.

You're like, this is fraud.

I screamed.

I was like, This is a person.

I think it it's part of this culture, which I don't, I'm not going to

Like we can't have conversations cause we're so not used to talking.

We're used to texting, pressing one for diff or two or three or talking to robots.

Siri, Alexa.

Dare.

I say those two words amongst devices.

Yeah.

Anyway, that's it.

I'm getting it off my chest.

I feel better now, but still need to call the pharmacy.

What am I going to find the time?

I don't know.

maybe you could do it in the background of today's episode.

Would you guys mind, would you mind if I just queue up the call?

Well, Chelsey, I am feeling really excited about going head to head.

Oh, my God.

I got scared a little bit.

I'm also excited about GO!.

Well, then let's do it

Assess That Kvetch.

today.

Listeners is yet another.

Versus up or so, and today we are going to cover both a one-star and a five-star

Today's subject is Illuminati tattoo in Las Vegas.

That's right.

Sin city for this versus episode, Trey has selected the five star

So to determine who reads first, we got to flip that.

I think you have to guess.

Okay, I'm going to say tails

Okay.

it's tails.

Woo five-star first, today.

I mean, I like going, that happens that way.

Yeah, I think so.

All right.

Today we are covering, as Trey mentioned, the Los Vegas tattoo salon Illuminati, a secret

All right.

So presently on their website, this is how.

Illuminati describes their service.

They described themselves as being the best in Vegas, five star reviews, one, but clock off

Any body piercing you want large selection of body jewelry.

Walk-ins welcome.

Come in.

Visit with any of our professional artists for a free tattoo quote.

There are 282 reviews for Illuminati tattoo on Yelp.

So with that background info in mind, and I'm like a little bit afraid with

I mean, this could be a tattoo nightmare.

Okay.

Not saying I'm seeing

Your honor leading the witness.

Sorry.

Sorry.

All right.

Well we'll neutralize the space.

I'll I'll grab the Palo Santo.

All right, so let's get ready to rumble for this versus battle, honey.

Review That Review.

All right friends.

So today I am covering the five star review from Yelp for Illuminati tattoo.

And my Review.

was written by Dave S

K, sorry.

I don't even have my ledger out.

What's wrong with

get that has led to.

I get my ledger.

And this was written three years ago, and this is a five-star review.

Okay.

My 16 year old son really wanted a tattoo and his mother and I both gave out consent.

However, when I took him to talk to a tattoo artist in Los Angeles, we learned

So we researched some tattoo places in Las Vegas and found Illuminati.

I called to confirm that we could get it done there and learned we'd

I sat an appointment with an individual artist and when we arrived, there was some

Um,

I was kind of bummed initially, but Tommy stepped up and helped us out a

And he ended up doing the tattoo himself.

I don't have any tattoos, but I'm not the kind of dad who thinks there's

It was an area.

I have little expertise in and oh, think Tommy made it a solid experience for my son.

And the tattoo is great.

I'd recommend this place to anybody who wants some ink.

And this has been denoted twice as useful and twice as cool.

Cool.

Dave.

All right.

Cool, Dave.

So I like this five star review try.

It's very interesting to me.

I think that like, you know how we have this whole theory about one star reviews where

And then I believe you, I'm just realizing and hearing this Review!

like at first I was like, it doesn't really sound like a five-star review, but then I was like, but

It could have turned out and I'm going to be more likely to believe him because he was honest about

They didn't do whatever, but the tattoo ended up being good, which at the

So like good job, Dave kind of queenly move.

I know that's one of them.

Well, two reasons why I chose this.

I love the idea of like a parent.

Who's like, yeah, I don't care.

Like.

But then yes, it's the opposite of what we cover so much on the show.

Like, I love that they like highlight that it wasn't completely smooth sailings,

So we have one spelling error and that's gave out consent.

Is that right?

And then at the end, they also say, and oh, think Tommy made at a solid experience.

I think they've been to say.

Ah, okay.

All right.

Well, I'm going to take James into consideration with my spelling

Cause I'm going to think there's a slight possibility that there could have been an issue.

So I think that's like that's a pass.

I have one other question.

What is your opinion on lowercase?

I lowercase D apostrophe S we learned we'd need IDs with matching lessons.

Uh, no.

I mean, like, I think that, that, like, that's almost like we need it.

It's like the, it, the ego and the superego, I think.

Yes.

In that case should be capital.

Okay.

All

but I still got the point.

Cool day is pretty cool.

Pretty cool dad to co-sign on the 16 year old son.

I mean, personally, I'm not a tattoo person.

Might as well got that off right out of the bat.

I'll never get one.

How about you?

I don't think I've been with two friends while they've gotten tattoos,

I don't know what I would want.

Also.

I don't want to be committed to something the rest of my life also.

I don't think I could do the like hours and hours of like the tiny needle.

I don't think I could do it.

Like, I don't think I have the stamina to like, withstand that.

That's really why I don't want One,.

I agree.

I there's so many reasons I just don't want, I cannot commit to something permanently like that.

I don't have that kind of personality and also religious reasons, but that's.

I know, I thought of that too.

Yeah, but here's the thing I really liked.

Dave asses Review!

is kind of looking through it, just now looking through my notes to see why I liked it so much.

And I think it's because there's information and like a built-in referral

The IDs needing to match the last name.

Like maybe if I was parent like Dave and I was a cool Dave, maybe I would want to know, oh, cool.

Like this is a place where I can do this for my kid.

I just need to make sure that I have my ID or like, I don't know, whatever it might be helping.

Maybe you have a different last name than your kid, and you'd have to like work a

So I thought that that was kind of cool of cool, Dave.

I know that's not his name, but I can't call him anything.

And then I also liked that they shouted out Tommy, Tommy obviously sort of saved

So if I go, I know, okay.

Tommy, somebody that maybe I'd want to go to, they didn't put a picture, right?

No image.

Cause that's a big question.

Am I do I do want to know where the son's tattoo is on the body?

I be curious, like, how detailed is it?

What is it, how long did it take?

But I do want to point out, I actually give a lot of credit to the fact that Dave cool,

that like you might be dealing with lots of drunk people or, you know,

I'm happy to know that at least when Dave was there, the people working weren't in that

Cause I, I just feel like that could be very risky, especially in

Oh, yeah, it's interesting because normally, like a photo would just

You know, what do they say?

A photo is worth a thousand words, especially in this case.

Uh, grade.

When I see a establishment and they have five star reviews across the board

To the point where they're overall is five, even though they have some one-star reviews, it makes

This was a F a five and not a four, because it does feel a little bit Forry it makes

And I feel like there's a very easy way in a tattoo Review!

to prove whether or not that's true or not.

And that is include a photo,

Yeah.

I mean, I hear that.

but especially as a tip to like the business owner, because if you are

So we can see this is what's coming out of the store.

It is interesting because this is written by the father and not the 16 year old.

But yeah, I asked, I also wish that there was.

Yeah.

Do we think it's common or fluky?

I mean, I wonder how many under 18 year olds like get parental consent.

I wonder, I'm curious how often that happens.

It doesn't seem like the tattoo parlor was thrown by that at all.

They talked about on the phone and then Tommy was like, Yeah.

it's fine.

You know?

Yeah, I'm okay with that.

Not necessarily, I guess, being the most common in this sense, because the

So even if you weren't in this quite this situation, you would still leave knowing

Any humor or entertainment here?

No pretty like dad.

Well, Dave keeps it nice and cool.

You know, the only thing I want to touch on again quickly, um, with common is just

There's no guarantee you're getting Tommy.

That's true.

I think I could crown this.

I think I can crown cool.

Dave.

Let's do it.

All right.

So Chelsey and I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards and in an effort to

The Queens are Tabulating.

Interesting.

Okay.

So Trey is holding up three and a half crowns.

I'm holding up four crowns.

To be honest, I was teetering between four and four and a half myself.

I decided to go with four because I, I, I kind of talked myself out of making

I took away the one crown because.

I'm a little bit suspicious because I didn't get that photo.

I just wish I would've gotten that photo.

And then I think it would have taken me over the top, but other than that good Review!

useful information specificity that I enjoyed and the unique spin on a situation that

So for that reason, I went with four crowns, why three and a half.

Well, I think that you persuaded me cause I didn't.

I also in looking, I noticed tons of photos, but I didn't even think about it with this one.

And then I did sort of make me think, like, I there's at least half a crown taken off.

If you didn't include, like, this is an artwork, so.

I kind of want to see it for myself, but I, I actually appreciated the reversal the

I agree.

I kind of think it feels like a four-star.

So I went with three and a half because I think it's, you know, I believe them, I think there

Fair enough.

but good job Cole day.

Cool.

Dave, way to show up to the battle.

I got to say you put up a good fight.

Cool, Dave.

And I appreciate the cool Dave is like supportive of whatever their kid wants.

Like we should all be so as kids.

exactly.

All right.

All right.

So let's take a quick break.

And when we come back, we can hear an entirely different side of the story.

Ho ho ho ha ha.

tattoo.

Cute.

Hold your crown.

We'll be right back.

It's game time.

And guess what?

Listeners, we have a brand new game created entirely by Chelsey Donn, cello.

What are we doing?

I'm so scared.

my goodness.

I worked so hard on this Queens.

So this game is called tattoo.

R O.

Oh,

So here's the deal.

I am going to read something that is either a tattoo or a Review!.

Trey's going to have about three seconds to decide, or we're going to have

Here's ed a tattoo Or is it a Review!?

Or both.

I don't know.

There's no doubt about that.

They're probably both.

Um, okay.

All right.

pickles, no ketchup,

Review!

right?

I know.

Okay.

Here we go.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

tattoo.

I know Review!

for quest protein powder on Amazon.

It's not going to be easy.

I told you I worked hard on this.

Okay.

Here we go.

God

Moose meat.

tattoo.

I go vault.

That is a review for cryo healthcare, which didn't

Whoa,

Alright.

Roses are red.

My name's Dave.

This poem makes no sense microwave.

that's a tattoo.

Oh my God.

I got one.

Finally, I got a

Oh my God.

I know.

Isn't that such a crazy tattoo.

Okay.

Here we go.

More fun, little playground.

Review!

Rovio yeah.

Review!

that's the maple street playground.

staring bitch.

I hope it's a tattoo.

Oh, my God.

I know aggressive, right?

It's like those bumper stickers where you're like, okay, calm down.

Yes.

Okay.

Naughty or nice.

This could be either thing.

I'm going to say, I'm going to say Review!.

It is a reveal, but, but it was definitely planted.

Cause it could be either one.

It was a review for John, but Jews of all things.

All right.

How many more should we do?

I have like a ton.

It's up to you.

Let's do a few more and then we'll do the others in the AFTRA

Okay.

Don't mess with pizza.

tattoo.

That's good.

You're getting better.

There's a learning curve maybe.

Okay, bro.

I can handle my Saturday live.

Review!.

I know.

Can you believe it?

Yes.

Yes.

Just beat the devil out of it.

tattoo.

Okay.

Let's do a last one.

Do you have a big grand finale?

This place needed a new manager.

I'm just going to say tattoo.

It's a Review!, but I just thought it would be so funny if that was a tattoo.

What is that for?

Oh yeah.

That's our view for Chucky GS,

Ah,

this place data, new manager.

right.

Well, I got six listeners.

How many did you get?

really good.

Chelsey.

Those were so much harder than I thought they would be.

I'm telling you I didn't go for the low hanging fruit.

Like my entire algorithm in Instagram will forever be changed and I don't even want the tattoo.

So there you

Well, that was fun.

Thanks Chelsey.

Thanks

me on that fun adventure of tattoo or Review!

is it a hot too, or is it a raw view ground?

I find out we'll hear more on our after show.

Oh, that was fun.

All right.

We're back from that fun brand new never been seen or heard game break.

I had

have one more sound effect.

Review That Review.

Well, now we are really back.

We are back from that brand new game break.

And if you just skipped ahead to the second review, you might want to rewind back.

it was, uh, it was quite a good time and something totally different.

Yeah.

Good job Chelsey.

Thank you.

Thank you.

All right, queen.

So let's hear the flip side.

I'm nervous.

Okay.

What is this one star you.

have?

Okay.

Don't be nervous.

Try.

You're safe.

It's okay.

All right.

So this is a one-star review written by Brooke B.

Obviously we know the subject, so let's just get right into it.

Okay.

Don't believe every Review!

you see?

Oh, no.

Me and my boyfriend when to get tattoos last night, because why not?

It's Vegas anyways.

I just wanted a simple line work tattoo, no shading, no depth.

Just simply line work.

When I showed the artist who did not tell me his name, the tattoo I wanted, he said, and I quote.

Oh, sweet.

I love line work tattoos like that.

Like minimalistic.

I then send him the picture of what I wanted, which printed funky because of the lighting.

So he traced it out and looked awful on the face.

When he put that Sensel on my, I made sure to tell him I wanted the eyes like

He said, don't worry.

He can do it.

Well, this had to took about an hour, which I thought was crazy.

He kept going back for more ink and changing the needles and whatever, and it hurt.

I'll be honest.

I was wondering what the hell he's doing that hurts so bad and feels like he's scribbling

He's the professional.

Right.

No.

When I saw my tattoo in the mirror, finally,

Oh no.

I almost passed out because I hated it so much.

Obviously it's permanent.

I don't know.

It's funny.

I got, obviously it's permanent and beyond fixing.

So

Ooh.

I paid.

Once I got outside, I was sobbing and how ugly it is how much I hated it immediately.

After getting into the Uber, I started researching laser tattoo removal.

And once I realized that is so out of my budget, I've decided to get a coverup from a place.

I know once this awful thing heals, I just don't know where he went wrong.

There was such a simple design.

I gave him and he just completely chewed it up.

Shit it out, then set it on fire.

Feel free to laugh at how cute my original design was and how the cherub I ended up with looks.

I wanted to cry.

Okay.

And then.

She did include two photos, the original photo, which I can share with Patreon, but it's like

So simple just lines, literally, no shading at all.

And then a photo of the actual tattoo.

And then.

Uh, it says now, um, now what is this shit?

It's fates looks like an old witch and a cherub had a love child and what's with the hair.

So I'll show you.

I'll tell you yesterday.

Okay.

Sharing entire screen.

Oh, I don't want to.

Oh, yeah, that's not too that first.

Hold on.

So know, I feel bad for Brooke.

She definitely didn't get what she wanted.

Okay.

So this is Brooke's original concept.

Can you see.

Uh, it is

So it's like,

lines.

yeah.

So it's all singular lines.

Like it does look like there's like, yeah, it's an angel cherub.

They have like cheek, like it looks like they have a little bit of blush, but I can see how you

I don't want any shading.

It's just, it's just line.

So it's clear.

They gave a, um,

the eyeball.

yeah, it's cute.

It's cute.

And then this is what they ended up with.

Oh, no, what's up with.

this arm.

Why is the arm red

Well, maybe blood

look at the shading in the, hair.

the hair is like bangs are black.

and so bad.

You guys it's, it's so bad.

Like.

I think I was going to saving the description is actually pretty accurate

uh,

that it has like, uh, its face looks like an old wedge and a chair I've

I mean, really like what is with the hair.

And they will say, it's funny about Brooke is that Brooke didn't need.

no.

She used hardly any she's one of the, you know, I feel like it's a Jen.

Um, I leaving it up.

Cause it's so funny.

I know.

Um, I know I've, you know, like gen Z, the ones that are younger than us?

I think so.

Yeah.

You know how they like do this thing where they just write in lowercase letters.

I don't know if you could see this, but Brooke's entire Review!

was written in just lowercase letters though.

Like punctuation, commas, you know, all of that was correct.

me crazy.

Which, yeah, I know it was, it was a little bit, but it didn't drive me that crazy.

But what was, what was interesting is that the word hurt is written

all

letters, which really makes it stand out.

It's almost like there's a poet that does this, right.

That just writes in lowercase

EE Cummings.

E Cummings.

Thank you.

It's almost like an EE Cummings poet, like a long E Cummings poem, because,

All you see is hurt when you look at it, like really stands out like a word find.

Okay.

Well, okay.

So speaking, speaking on the hurt.

So I did think it was funny, like Brooke says, why is it hurting?

Like, why is there scribbling?

Why it feels like someone's scribbling on my arm.

Yeah.

Uh, and then obviously we both died at obviously it's permanent, but this brings

Or the girl, I don't know who the tattoo person was.

They didn't

give name, which

didn't the name.

but

Yeah.

Well, the person didn't give them the name, which is, I think is very interesting.

They don't have name tags.

No.

And the person like didn't give them the name, maybe because they didn't

I don't know.

Also.

I was also curious, like, you can't see how it's going.

Like you only get a reveal, like a make-over on a show like you, like in Mrs.

Doubtfire,

I mean,

and it's like, hello.

I don't know, cause I've never had a tattoo, but like I've been watching

Like if it was on your arm, they're kind of like on top of it with a needle and

ink smears.

I can kind of see how, if somebody was just in there and like Brooke said she was

Like,

Oh, my God that

And, and something that they touched on that I think is really important

is don't believe every Review!

you see, because I think that this sense of false security of, oh,

Came from the fact that they do have so many, five star reviews.

And if you see so many, five star reviews, you are going to kind of

And it sounds like this was Brooke's first tattoo.

seem that way.

Yeah.

Cause they seem very new to this whole world.

Like I know nothing about tattoos, like literally zero.

And I know it align work tattoo is that is not aligned work tattoo.

Like they clearly had a conversation where it was like wine work.

No shading looks like this.

So even if something did go wrong with the cental and maybe that should have

If.

It's so basic.

It's just like such a basic trace line,

what I was going say.

like a hard skill to do.

I don't.

I think that they're the people that are really good at these thin lines.

Tattoos that a lot of celebrities and people like are super popular.

Dr.

Wu.

I mean like the schedule, they are flying all over the world, you know, like

I'm not demeaning the art of it, but I will say it seems very clear what Brooklyn.

There's no color in her image.

It's just a black and white image and this final tattoo, it's like the hair's like kind of

but the most part to me are the white dots and the.

Yeah.

It looks like they like went too dark and then just put in white.

Like, I think that is when Brooke references what's with all the changing of the needles.

I'm assuming that's

Oh, you're right.

Oh, you're probably, yeah, it was probably the color.

You're

Well, to all of this, I do think this is seeping and value

It's like the before and the after, that's huge.

And I just feel like I believe it because I can see the image.

So I don't even question if it's truthful or shady.

I mean, I guess like if I was trying to like cover all corners here, No,

It just seems like yikes.

Now, as far as typical, common fluke, I have no idea, but we're in this debate

I don't know, but it doesn't seem like this is like the David or like some, it's like a little

Like it doesn't that involved.

Like you're

And if is, if it is my point, is that it's enough of a known

Nine months ago.

So at this point in, you know, 20, 22 or 2021, when this was written, we know this design

So if somebody comes into a tattoo shop that is this renowned and this whatever

They would say, oh, Bobby Bobby is the one that's really good at doing the line

going to say that too, right?

Like that ease that a lot of the artists would have their specialties.

Yeah.

Cause even on the tattoo redo show that I'm watching, like each artist that they show,

And that's like, what's cool about these tattoo artists.

And I would imagine that that would be what's cool about coming to one of these places is

Skillsets and different things to offer.

And so when you are telling them, this is what I want, you would think that they

I mean, this is so not what was requested.

that's really like I'm sitting here thinking like, obviously I think I was

Cause that's a little to me, but I'm also thinking I appreciate it because I imagined

It'll be okay.

figure it out.

They do those.

I don't know that like it does kind of make me think this is very queenly right?

It would really make me arm

like do.

Yeah.

It's like not like, do you specialize in this?

Do you have photos that you've done of like this style?

But then I also do think, like, you know, the, you know, devil's advocate

And so like, you have to like it more than like offending or upsetting the artist.

Like it's going to be on you forever.

So I don't know.

Poor bruh.

Fuck.

I also feel like it's one of those things, like once the train

And also I think the whole idea of the stencil and like you were saying whether or not you can see it

So the stencil is on top of the skin and they're doing it like over the Stenzel.

You might not really know exactly what it is until they take the cents off and do the

Like you might not actually see it, which makes me realize, I mean, Dutch palsy obviously, but why.

Dr.

Wu and celebrity tattoo artists that literally like one of my friend's

I think she does all of like Hillary Duff stuff and Hillary flies her

And I was like, wow, that's extreme, but no, it's not extreme because it's that important.

Like you have to be able to trust the person that's doing it to be able to deliver.

1000%.

Like they have to have a home run every time because it's like, yeah, it's on you forever.

Scary stuff.

I think I can.

think I can crown Brock.

How do you feel?

I think I can Cranbrook.

Yeah.

All right.

Let's.

The Queens are Tabulating.

Oh, wow.

Okay.

So I went with four and a half crowns tray, one with a full Review Queen,

Tell us why you made Brooke B a Review Queen.

Nice constellation prize,

I don't like the use of all lowercase, but I that's my personal taste.

And that's my opinion.

That's really the negative here.

I honestly think like the images really push it over.

I really now have a fuller sense of that was really lacking and the five star to

One-Star-Zinger.

I just feel for Brock and I, I think this is something I will remember.

I'm definitely going to remember that, which knows.

Um, why did you do four and a half?

know I was so teetering before between four and a half and five.

And I, I did take off the demerit for the all caps, but I feel like I

Cause I really feel like Brooke is so Review!

Queenie here and did everything that she was supposed to do for the assignment.

She made me feel.

Genuinely bad for Like, and then after I felt bad, I looked at the photos and I was like, Ooh girl.

Like I, you know, so she was, she was truthful and, and like made me feel something.

And then she provided the evidence.

So I'm, uh, I'm going to say, let's make Brooke a full Review Queen signed off

Good job Bruck.

You really brought it and I'm sorry.

And I hope, I hope it didn't get on that show tattoo, redo,

I

and, uh, they can help you out,

I also just, I want to reiterate that like Brock, I mean,

Brooke really treats them like the expert and you see the, oh, I'm sorry, Brooke, but congrats.

You're a Review Queen for.

Yes.

I hope that that like makes the sting just a little bit less stingy,

some of the hurt

well, all of your listeners, If you have any tattoos, call us, tell us about it.

Do you have any horror stories?

Do you have any fun stories?

Do you know anything about tattoos?

Cause we sort of are novices in that world.

So if you have anything you want to share about tattoos, call us, leave us a voicemail.

We'll discuss it on the show.

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So now we've heard this one star opinion of Illuminati, and we've heard

How do we feel like would, if we were of the tattoo, getting

I use the railway,

Yeah.

I mean, I would go, I just would be very particular and I, I will learn from Brock to be

What would you to,

I guess my overall feeling on it is that I think that I am right in that.

I think there's some insider incentive here for these five-star reviews because we have

These ones are reviews and.

We have that five serve you, that felt more like a four star review.

And we're leading on our website with all these five star review things.

So something smells fishy and Illuminati town to me.

And I do not think that I can trust this Yelp.

That is my takeaway.

um,

And, and that's, that's the feeling that I'm going away

Representation now a 3.5 might be, you know, I don't think that a

I get it.

Yeah.

Oh, here you

Yeah.

Yeah.

All right.

My equation, we have reached the most Regal portion of our show.

Who are you inducting today for?

All right.

We know friend of the pod, Emily Crowder, we've already nominated her before,

When you, like, when you need a little serotonin boost, you know, go to Emily

So one day I was going through Emily's stories and she happens to share Mandy Patinkin Instagram.

Now, I don't know if do you follow Mandy Patinkin?

No, you don't.

Well, you shed because it is like, so I don't know why it's just so comforting.

It's Mandy Patinkin.

As we know the actor, the famed actor, Broadway movies, all the things he shares this page

And their son, I guess, is involved with filming them in these videos that are just

That was just like, so poignant and Lamont wrote bird by bird.

I just think there's not enough content out there that just makes you feel good.

It makes you feel comfortable to watch it.

And I highly recommend you get Mandy Patinkin.

I'll follow whether or not you're a huge fan of him as an actor or not.

I just find his page to be so endearing and I have to endorse them.

And I will say that beyond the fact that they have these videos that are.

Heartwarming and them at home and feel very authentic and real, like a real relationship.

They also are pretty outspoken in terms of advocacy for standing up for

Like they're really big with the IRC, um, international rescue committee and

It's a nice mix of like, it's inspiring.

It's funny.

It's boomers that, you know, don't know millennial things and.

It's just a hodgepodge of everything that I like when it comes to a great Instagram page.

So thanks Emily Crowder, fraternity me on to it and check it out at Mandy Patinkin on Instagram.

So I'm going to make you My Royal Highness, Mandy Patinkin and Catherine grody.

Wow.

No, I don't follow Mandy Patinkin, but I obviously know who he is.

Yes.

All right.

Well, that was fun.

Good.

I'm going to follow him into Patinkin and then I'll know what you're talking about.

Yes.

All right.

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Mandy Patinkin and huh.

I mean, was it a left field?

I just listen.

Maybe when you start following, you'll understand.

Now you're wearing the Wolf shirt.

Maybe you're going to start feeling differently.

I don't know.

I thought you were going to do that tattoo thing.

So that really threw bait.

I was like Mandy

I was, let's get to the tattoo redo, but they don't know anything about tattoos.

So I didn't feel like I should, co-sign a tattoo or redo show that people seem

Oh,

And last minute I just thought, well, I have been spending a

So I might as well give Mandy and, and, uh, his wife credit

And sun,

and son.

Yeah.

Well, you know, it's a decision that I made and now it's permanent.

I love that you did.

I just literally was like, how is she going to get to this tattoo show by talking about Emily

Emily Crowder.

And then it was like Mandy Patinkin.