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Chelsey Donn:I'm good.
Chelsey Donn:'I got A' robo vacuum on the loose.
Chelsey Donn:'I did send it home, but it's not seeming to find its home, so hopefully, hopefully it'll
Chelsey Donn:Other than the loose vacuum.
Chelsey Donn:I'm good.
Chelsey Donn:Ready to record.
Chelsey Donn:Excited to be here with you.
Chelsey Donn:'I.
Chelsey Donn:Got A'.
Chelsey Donn:Very sweet message from your husband, David.
Chelsey Donn:Did he tell you he was gonna call me?
Chelsey Donn:He called me to thank me for making him our Royal Highness.
Chelsey Donn:He left me A' very sweet voice now.
Trey Gerrald:Oh, that's so nice.
Trey Gerrald:He didn't tell me that he was very touched.
Chelsey Donn:A'.
Chelsey Donn:Well, I'm very touched that he is such A' supportive fan of the show, and
Trey Gerrald:Well, that's very sweet.
Trey Gerrald:It's funny.
Trey Gerrald:ChelseyBD and 'I have, we talked about this last week, but we have the same background
Chelsey Donn:'I know, she
Trey Gerrald:like Peter Pan.
Chelsey Donn:Yeah.
Chelsey Donn:Update the robot Vacuum did find its way home.
Trey Gerrald:Oh, that was quick.
Chelsey Donn:Yes.
Chelsey Donn:So how are you, Trey?
Chelsey Donn:How's your week been?
Trey Gerrald:Oh, thank you for asking.
Trey Gerrald:My week is great as 'I shared 'I now have the iPhone 14, which is A'.
Trey Gerrald:Really exciting.
Chelsey Donn:Oh my God, I'm jealous.
Trey Gerrald:and that's funny, uh, because I've been editing our episode where you talk about
Trey Gerrald:But
Chelsey Donn:you feel superior?
Trey Gerrald:no 'I, just like, feel free.
Chelsey Donn:Okay.
Chelsey Donn:That's fair.
Chelsey Donn:'I.
Chelsey Donn:Don't feel free.
Chelsey Donn:I'm still, I'm still, uh, in purgatory with my 11.
Trey Gerrald:you haven't checked with Verizon to see if you have A' thousand dollars
Chelsey Donn:'I.
Chelsey Donn:Just 'I, You know what, 'I didn't have time this week, and so it's just,
Chelsey Donn:That's what happens.
Chelsey Donn:So
Trey Gerrald:Well, why don't we move forward
Trey Gerrald:and go into some fetch territory?
Trey Gerrald:How do you feel about
VOICEOVER:Lodge, A', Complaint.
Trey Gerrald:time?
Chelsey Donn:I'd love to Lodge A Complaint.
Chelsey Donn:Thanks for asking Today, 'I wanna talk about, you know, when you click on an
Trey Gerrald:Yes.
Chelsey Donn:you have to click through all of them and then like maybe you like.
Chelsey Donn:Got to that article cuz you were searching for like best spatula on Amazon or something.
Chelsey Donn:And like one of the items in the slideshow is the spatula.
Chelsey Donn:But now 'I have to click back like A' hundred times to get back to my original search
Chelsey Donn:'I can't stand that.
Trey Gerrald:Yes,
Chelsey Donn:'I just wish that like 'I could somehow go through A' slideshow and
Chelsey Donn:Like why do 'I need to click back 10 million?
Trey Gerrald:'I hear that.
Trey Gerrald:That
Trey Gerrald:is so frustrating.
Chelsey Donn:Just wanted A' spatula.
Trey Gerrald:'I wish that you could just make the slide show A' Gallery view and you could just see
Trey Gerrald:them all, or that the webpage would just not count each slide as A' new page.
Trey Gerrald:That's so frustrating.
Chelsey Donn:It is annoying.
Chelsey Donn:'I.
Chelsey Donn:'I.
Chelsey Donn:Don't think I've ever come across this problem in websites that I've designed, but also
Chelsey Donn:Impression,
Trey Gerrald:Listeners, if ChelseyBD has designed your website, call
Chelsey Donn:right.
Chelsey Donn:Have 'I created problems for you and your visitor?
Chelsey Donn:Maybe 'I did and 'I didn't even know.
Chelsey Donn:So that's my Complaint.
Chelsey Donn:Yes.
Chelsey Donn:'I was looking for A' Spatula.
Chelsey Donn:'I came across this listicle 'I thought, Take A' Gander.
Chelsey Donn:And then before 'I knew it, it just, it really put A' damper on the entire search.
Trey Gerrald:Did you get A' spatula?
Chelsey Donn:'I did.
Trey Gerrald:Was it the Spatty Daddy?
Chelsey Donn:'I didn't get the Spatty Daddy though.
Chelsey Donn:There's also Spatty.
Chelsey Donn:Mommy.
Chelsey Donn:Do you know that 'I?
Chelsey Donn:Think 'I.
Chelsey Donn:Think there's A'.
Chelsey Donn:Spatty.
Chelsey Donn:Mommy, A' Spatty.
Chelsey Donn:Daddy 'I.
Chelsey Donn:Don't know if there's A'.
Chelsey Donn:Grandpa
Trey Gerrald:Maybe We have the Spatty baby, cuz we have the teeny tiny
Chelsey Donn:But 'I think that that was the whole
Chelsey Donn:thing with the Spatty daddy was that like it's so that you can get the last bit of the
Trey Gerrald:it's amazing
Chelsey Donn:Yeah.
Chelsey Donn:'I have A'.
Chelsey Donn:'I actually don't own A'.
Chelsey Donn:Spatty Daddy, maybe 'I should get one.
Chelsey Donn:Anyway, that's my Complaint.
Chelsey Donn:Short and sweet.
Chelsey Donn:What is your Complaint this week?
Trey Gerrald:'I.
Trey Gerrald:Hear you now.
Trey Gerrald:My Complaint is also short and sweet.
Trey Gerrald:This is like A' personal thing that sort of like bothers me, but.
Trey Gerrald:A'.
Trey Gerrald:Have you ever had A' friend who whenever they refer to their parents, they always
Trey Gerrald:Instead of saying,
Trey Gerrald:My
Trey Gerrald:mom said this, or my dad said this,
Chelsey Donn:Yes.
Chelsey Donn:That's funny.
Trey Gerrald:it makes me irrationally emotional only because that's not my parent.
Trey Gerrald:Why are you referring to them as mom?
Trey Gerrald:' Oh, mom hurt her back and now she's
Trey Gerrald:Oh, you know, Dad turns 72.
Chelsey Donn:Do you think that's like A' cultural?
Chelsey Donn:Like A' or like if you're from the south, like do you think that's more common?
Trey Gerrald:'I don't, 'I actually have two examples in my life, and
Trey Gerrald:and both have different, different religious backgrounds.
Trey Gerrald:So 'I don't think it has anything to do with culture necessarily.
Trey Gerrald:'I don't E and 'I can't even pinpoint what 'I think it is or what it means.
Trey Gerrald:It's just frustrating to me because.
Trey Gerrald:You're just mi What is that?
Trey Gerrald:What is my, Is that A'?
Trey Gerrald:What do
Trey Gerrald:you call?
Trey Gerrald:What is my, Is that,
Chelsey Donn:Verify.
Chelsey Donn:'I Don't know.
Trey Gerrald:Is that A'?
Trey Gerrald:Clarifier?
Trey Gerrald:' Like you're just missing A' two letter word.
Trey Gerrald:So why aren't you saying my mom?
Trey Gerrald:Like, it doesn't even take more times.
Trey Gerrald:It's like the same syllables as saying, Mama.
Trey Gerrald:You could just say, My mom.
Chelsey Donn:Yeah, 'I think it's probably the same people that are
Chelsey Donn:They're just like very personal, like their experience is your experience.
Chelsey Donn:S, but it is 'I.
Chelsey Donn:Get it?
Chelsey Donn:That's annoying.
Chelsey Donn:'I get personally annoyed when my sister will go like, you know, and then 'I was talking
Chelsey Donn:I'm like your mom?
Trey Gerrald:Oh, that's weird.
Chelsey Donn:that's our mom.
Chelsey Donn:You don't get to just like claim her for yourself.
Chelsey Donn:Maybe it's because she's like, Used to complaining to A' friend or something.
Chelsey Donn:So she like doesn't change it when she's talking to me, but she'll constantly be
Chelsey Donn:'I mean, not always, but like every once in A' while she does it and I'm like,
Trey Gerrald:that's
Chelsey Donn:I'm here.
Chelsey Donn:I'm on the line
Trey Gerrald:Well, this is A' weird, but my sister and 'I, whenever we refer
Chelsey Donn:Some, sometimes we go, Mommy and daddy.
Chelsey Donn:Depends
Trey Gerrald:like full on adults.
Trey Gerrald:Like my sister has two children, but like 'I would never refer to them and with those words
Chelsey Donn:In
Trey Gerrald:or names and to anyone
Trey Gerrald:else, only with each other.
Chelsey Donn:That's fair.
Chelsey Donn:'I think that that's probably
Trey Gerrald:Mandy was like my mommy, then 'I would be like, Excuse me.
Chelsey Donn:'I know.
Chelsey Donn:It's weird.
Chelsey Donn:It's very
Trey Gerrald:Anyway, if you're ever speaking to me about your parents, please add the word my
Chelsey Donn:Oh, how do
Chelsey Donn:you feel, how do you feel like if David said Mom did this or dad did
Trey Gerrald:That's A'.
Trey Gerrald:Good question.
Trey Gerrald:Well, 'I think he actually, this is very cultural, but 'I think he says 'I think.
Trey Gerrald:He's like,
Trey Gerrald:Ma.
Trey Gerrald:Which is
Chelsey Donn:but will you say like, will you say like, Ma did this and PA did this, or whatever?
Trey Gerrald:Think he does say, My
Trey Gerrald:'I don't think he's ever referred to my mother-in-law as mom.
Chelsey Donn:call your mother-in-law Mom when you're like with her?
Trey Gerrald:No 'I, say Joanne.
Trey Gerrald:No.
Trey Gerrald:'I.
Trey Gerrald:'I.
Trey Gerrald:I.
Trey Gerrald:Call them by their names.
Trey Gerrald:But wait.
Trey Gerrald:Very interesting because 'I at Rash, A', Shauna, we were at A' friend's house and
Chelsey Donn:it's definitely A'
Trey Gerrald:like
Trey Gerrald:' I totally picked up on.
Chelsey Donn:'I feel like it's like an old school like respect thing.
Chelsey Donn:In my mind I'm thinking more with like no 'I think it goes both ways.
Chelsey Donn:'I was thinking more like heteronormative couples like the guy referring to the wife's parents
Chelsey Donn:Cause 'I think that the heteronormative couple, couple 'I don't know why
Chelsey Donn:It doesn't need to be.
Chelsey Donn:But the point is 'I do think that there's like A' historical.
Chelsey Donn:Respect element to calling in-laws mom or dad.
Chelsey Donn:Like it makes it seem like I'm really taking you on as my mother and father, as opposed to like,
Chelsey Donn:Oh, the in-laws,
Trey Gerrald:But 'I do refer to my in-laws as grandma and grandpa to our dogs,
Chelsey Donn:right?
Chelsey Donn:Yes.
Chelsey Donn:And 'I.
Chelsey Donn:Think maybe that's where it starts, cuz once you have kids, It gets A'.
Chelsey Donn:Little more confused.
Chelsey Donn:Okay.
Chelsey Donn:This was A' very deep dive into mom and dad and my mom and my dad and mom and pa and all the things
Trey Gerrald:does remind me of like episode five of this podcast when 'I lodged A'
Trey Gerrald:' bothersome to me.
Chelsey Donn:Interesting.
Chelsey Donn:Okay.
Chelsey Donn:Yes, this is, But you know what's funny is that I've gotten more annoyed by
Chelsey Donn:Like I've gotten more annoyed by the like long terrain of like, Hey, how's it going?
Chelsey Donn:Like, you know, and the reason why 'I get annoyed is because you can't unread it.
Chelsey Donn:So sometimes 'I just like to know what the text message wa like, at
Chelsey Donn:And now it's like you're forcing me to un.
Chelsey Donn:You know what I'm
Trey Gerrald:Mm-hmm.
Trey Gerrald:.Yeah.
Chelsey Donn:So now that we've
Trey Gerrald:That feels good.
Trey Gerrald:Yeah.
Trey Gerrald:Let's jump into some reviews.
Trey Gerrald:You want to,
Chelsey Donn:'I do.
Chelsey Donn:'I do.
Chelsey Donn:All right.
Chelsey Donn:Let's do this.
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Chelsey Donn:Okay, get ready everybody, because somebody got A' bad haircut.
Chelsey Donn:That's all I'm gonna say for that little tease.
Trey Gerrald:Uhoh?
Chelsey Donn:are going to trim hair salon today vis A' VI Yelp.
Chelsey Donn:Trim is A' hair salon in.
Chelsey Donn:Well, it's interesting because their website is venice trim.com,
Chelsey Donn:So trim already right off the bat, doesn't seem to know where they fall.
Chelsey Donn:Kim L however, has opinions.
Chelsey Donn:So this is Kim L's.
Chelsey Donn:One star review of trim.
Chelsey Donn:Here we go.
Chelsey Donn:Trim offers laughably bad service, top to bottom.
Chelsey Donn:It's receptionist in particular, can't seem to keep an appointment straight.
Chelsey Donn:My husband made an appointment for A' haircut, but when he dutifully arrived at
Chelsey Donn:Later that evening, the owner of the salon called and left him A' message confirming
Chelsey Donn:She even offered to make good by giving him A' free haircut.
Chelsey Donn:Herself
Trey Gerrald:Oh,
Chelsey Donn:pleased with the owner's kind gesture.
Chelsey Donn:He called again to make an appointment.
Trey Gerrald:'I.
Trey Gerrald:Don't know.
Chelsey Donn:When he arrived, he was told the owner was unavailable and that A' more
Trey Gerrald:'I know.
Chelsey Donn:was unfamiliar with curly hair and sliced A'.
Chelsey Donn:Huge chunk off the side of his head, leaving A' massive hairless hole
Chelsey Donn:To add another insult to this follicular manslaughter, when he informed the reception desk
Chelsey Donn:Playing the owner's voicemail to the receptionist was not evidence enough to convince her he paid
Chelsey Donn:Even though trim mis groomed him like A' feral cat, you'll never fool us again.
Chelsey Donn:Trim.
VOICEOVER:Mm-hmm.
Trey Gerrald:Uh
Chelsey Donn:What do we think of Kim out 'I mean?
Chelsey Donn:This is one of those rare examples where we do have somebody writing on behalf of someone else,
Chelsey Donn:But 'I still loved the review, so 'I brought it.
Trey Gerrald:'I.
Trey Gerrald:Feel like Kim l was the winner of her spelling bee in elementary school.
Chelsey Donn:A'.
Chelsey Donn:Hundred percent.
Chelsey Donn:Yes.
Chelsey Donn:Agree.
Chelsey Donn:'I.
Chelsey Donn:'I was wondering, 'I was like, Should we start this conversation
Chelsey Donn:I?
Chelsey Donn:Think Kim l might be A' lawyer maybe.
Trey Gerrald:'I actually think this might be A'.
Trey Gerrald:Little harsh 'I think that
Trey Gerrald:Kim L did not live up to their potential
Trey Gerrald:and
Chelsey Donn:Oh.
Trey Gerrald:hold A' high status job, and so
Trey Gerrald:therefore they're constantly showing.
Trey Gerrald:The education that they once had because they
Chelsey Donn:That's all they have to show.
Trey Gerrald:Yeah.
Trey Gerrald:That's what, That's how it occurs to me.
Trey Gerrald:There's no reason
Chelsey Donn:that cuts deep.
Chelsey Donn:Try
Trey Gerrald:recompense inside of A' Yelp.
Trey Gerrald:Review for A' hair salon, that has named itself trim.
Chelsey Donn:'I.
Chelsey Donn:Think it was sort of funny.
Chelsey Donn:'I.
Chelsey Donn:'I.
Chelsey Donn:Like the humor.
Chelsey Donn:I like the winky humor.
Trey Gerrald:manslaughter.
Chelsey Donn:exactly.
Chelsey Donn:Follicular manslaughter.
Chelsey Donn:Like there was A', Lot of wittiness in this review that 'I liked.
Chelsey Donn:I'm gonna leave space for Kim l to be A' real professional, who just like
Chelsey Donn:So 'I 'I wanna leave space for that?
Chelsey Donn:Uh, for Kim.
Trey Gerrald:Honestly, 'I am pleased by the tone of this one star because
Trey Gerrald:and they're still using levity and comedy and you know, A' Thesaurus.
Chelsey Donn:Yeah.
Chelsey Donn:, Yes.
Trey Gerrald:though, right off the top here.
Chelsey Donn:Mm-hmm.
Trey Gerrald:Kim is saying that they're disappointing from top to bottom.
Trey Gerrald:What do you think
Trey Gerrald:the top and the bottom are of A' Hair salon?
Chelsey Donn:'I think the top is the hairstylist and the bottom is reception.
Trey Gerrald:Oh, see, 'I was thinking the bottom is like the clearance rack
Chelsey Donn:Okay.
Chelsey Donn:Maybe, yeah, 'I.
Chelsey Donn:Just think that the point, you know, that we're making here is that like
Chelsey Donn:'I really liked that Kim L again used my favorite in A' one star, which is
Chelsey Donn:Like he went and he made an appointment, then they said he didn't have an appointment.
Chelsey Donn:And that's annoying.
Chelsey Donn:Like that's an annoying thing.
Chelsey Donn:Like you.
Chelsey Donn:Are presumably A' professional.
Chelsey Donn:You don't even have time to write this review.
Chelsey Donn:You're such A' professional, right?
Chelsey Donn:And you make this appointment to fit it into your schedule, and then you show
Chelsey Donn:That's like upsetting enough.
Chelsey Donn:And then they gave the owner credit by calling and 'I gave the owner credit along
Chelsey Donn:Like, that's annoying that that happened, but like the owner's gonna make it right?
Chelsey Donn:And.
Chelsey Donn:'I mean?
Chelsey Donn:That's what was confusing 'I guess to me in the review is that like the owner's there, why is
Trey Gerrald:Yeah, they're just preoccupied with something 'I.
Trey Gerrald:I'm also curious
Chelsey Donn:Oh, when he arrived to you told the owner was unavailable.
Chelsey Donn:Like do you just mean, does you think that just means that the owner wasn't there?
Chelsey Donn:Because 'I assume if the owner was there and he's like playing the voicemail from the owner, that
Trey Gerrald:right, or they would honor the appointment that was made.
Chelsey Donn:Right.
Chelsey Donn:Yeah.
Chelsey Donn:With
Trey Gerrald:Yeah.
Trey Gerrald:I.
Trey Gerrald:Wonder what unavailable means.
Trey Gerrald:That's A'.
Trey Gerrald:Good question.
Trey Gerrald:It also occurs to me that this receptionist is maybe the owner's nephew or like niece.
Chelsey Donn:Interesting.
Chelsey Donn:Like related
Trey Gerrald:Well, just because they keep messing up appointments.
Trey Gerrald:So much so that the owner is calling on behalf of the air from reception.
Chelsey Donn:Right.
Chelsey Donn:But they're still working there, like they haven't been
Trey Gerrald:Yeah.
Trey Gerrald:That seems like A' termination to.
Trey Gerrald:You're
Trey Gerrald:offering A' free complimentary service to make up for the error.
Trey Gerrald:Like 'I Doubt that Kim's husband is the first person that this happened to, or the
Chelsey Donn:'I.
Chelsey Donn:Just think that that's really where like the big fail comes for me is when they're like the husband
Chelsey Donn:Like what?
Chelsey Donn:Even if it's A' matter of like that particular, like the owner.
Chelsey Donn:Is obviously able to comp A' haircut cuz it's like their location as opposed to
Chelsey Donn:So it's like that person is, is gonna be paying the price for something
Chelsey Donn:But the, at the end of the day, it's like, well then it's the owner's responsibility
Chelsey Donn:Junior, Silas, what they're owed for this haircut.
Chelsey Donn:Like it's just, it's crazy.
Chelsey Donn:It's ridiculous.
Chelsey Donn:Not that it matters, but like there were other reviews that also mentioned issues with reception.
Chelsey Donn:So like 'I don't feel like Kim Al is being A'.
Chelsey Donn:Karen here, 'I, think that like this is clearly A' problem.
Chelsey Donn:'I.
Trey Gerrald:it does occur to me.
Trey Gerrald:I'm getting A' story here that perhaps Kim L's husband is sort of like go with the flow.
Trey Gerrald:Doesn't wanna like ruffle feathers as Kim says.
Trey Gerrald:They're not an animal and 'I think Kim is A' little like.
Trey Gerrald:No.
Trey Gerrald:Like they
Trey Gerrald:wronged you.
Trey Gerrald:You have to, Yeah.
Trey Gerrald:You can't pay them.
Trey Gerrald:They cut as, When was this review written?
Chelsey Donn:This review is written in 2018.
Trey Gerrald:Okay.
Trey Gerrald:Just because as A', gay man,
Trey Gerrald:the phrase hairless hole, uh, lands in A' whole different way.
Trey Gerrald:So when you read that out
Trey Gerrald:' loud, I, mouth, my mo, my jaw dropped.
Trey Gerrald:Speaking of
Trey Gerrald:' heteronormative,
Trey Gerrald:' Chelsey Donn: I did not even think about that.
Trey Gerrald:O M G.
Trey Gerrald:Hilarious.
Trey Gerrald:Wait, it is 'I do know because 'I have straight hair, but David has curly hair.
Trey Gerrald:And 'I do
Trey Gerrald:' know that there is A' distinction and
Trey Gerrald:But if you, even if you are A' junior stylist,
Trey Gerrald:didn't you go to school to learn about curls?
Trey Gerrald:Like how do you cut A' chunk?
Trey Gerrald:That's A' problem.
Chelsey Donn:But the term junior stylist is an interesting one.
Chelsey Donn:Like
Trey Gerrald:What
Trey Gerrald:does that mean?
Chelsey Donn:Like, is it actually, is it A' Junior stylist in that it's like,
Chelsey Donn:Beauty school like doesn't even have the full stylist moniker is, has to have the junior
Trey Gerrald:Oh, 'I.
Trey Gerrald:Don't know.
Trey Gerrald:It makes me think of Frenchie.
Chelsey Donn:Right.
Chelsey Donn:I'm totally thinking Frenchie, but Frenchie at least had the dignity to drop out.
Chelsey Donn:'I also think French.
Chelsey Donn:She like would've been great if she would've finished just as A' side.
Trey Gerrald:Really?
Chelsey Donn:'I do 'I.
Chelsey Donn:Think Frenchie.
Chelsey Donn:You know, she just like hit A' rough patch and she let that rough patch stop her.
Trey Gerrald:She dye her hair pink.
Chelsey Donn:Everybody's gonna dye their hair pink at one point.
Trey Gerrald:that does feel to me like science, Like you have to get the right
Chelsey Donn:get it right.
Chelsey Donn:You gotta learn.
Chelsey Donn:She's still in school.
Chelsey Donn:She wasn't claiming to be A' stylist.
Chelsey Donn:To trim.
Chelsey Donn:'I was gonna ask about that, like the difference between curly haircuts and regular haircuts.
Chelsey Donn:'I wonder how.
Chelsey Donn:It doesn't seem like her husband was particularly nervous.
Chelsey Donn:Like 'I wonder if David gets nervous when he's going to get A' haircut and he has curly hair.
Chelsey Donn:Like oof 'I Hope.
Chelsey Donn:They're really not gonna mess it up cuz there's only certain people that can do this.
Chelsey Donn:It seems like husband like was going with A' flow.
Chelsey Donn:'I mean, What was he supposed to do at that point?
Chelsey Donn:'I guess.
Chelsey Donn:He had already taken like two days of his time to show off.
Chelsey Donn:He was like, All right, I'll get this stupid haircut.
Trey Gerrald:exactly.
Trey Gerrald:'I also thought it was funny how Kim says that the husband dutifully arrived.
Chelsey Donn:Yes, there's A'.
Chelsey Donn:Lot of great, you know, language in here that 'I 'I mean.
Chelsey Donn:My favorite was the, the follicular manslaughter.
Chelsey Donn:Nice, nice use of pun there.
Trey Gerrald:That sounds like A' punk band to me.
Trey Gerrald:Follicular manslaughter playing at the
Chelsey Donn:Do you think they're all, 'I Would think if if follicular manslaughter
Trey Gerrald:They'd be bald.
Chelsey Donn:band, they'd all be bald?
Trey Gerrald:Yes, absolutely.
Trey Gerrald:And they would shave audience
Trey Gerrald:' members' heads like, Yeah.
Chelsey Donn:Yeah.
Chelsey Donn:You wanna go to like the Viper room and see molecular manslaughter later?
Trey Gerrald:'I think that's right.
Trey Gerrald:'I think
Trey Gerrald:that
Trey Gerrald:' Chelsey Donn: I think that's right.
Trey Gerrald:'I mean.
Trey Gerrald:Okay.
Trey Gerrald:So honestly, this review here, to me, 'I think.
Trey Gerrald:There is value here because
Trey Gerrald:there's clearly an error.
Trey Gerrald:Well, there's multiple errors here.
Trey Gerrald:First, the receptionist like didn't actually have on the books and sent them away.
Trey Gerrald:Then it seems that they actually did have it on the books.
Trey Gerrald:They just had an error, and so then you get called by the company
Trey Gerrald:owner, and then the owner offers you A' complimentary, but then they're unavailable.
Trey Gerrald:Then the reception person has A' problem once again, so then you
Trey Gerrald:go to someone, then they.
Trey Gerrald:Won't take the cop, even though you're playing the voicemail.
Trey Gerrald:So then you have to pay and you've had A', bad haircut,
Trey Gerrald:and you have to tip like that.
Trey Gerrald:It's just so many strikes and it's reception like it's the
Trey Gerrald:gatekeeper.
Trey Gerrald:You can't get through the door without dealing with reception.
Chelsey Donn:It reminds me, did you ever watch that show with like Tabitha?
Trey Gerrald:Tabitha, Salon
Chelsey Donn:Yes.
Chelsey Donn:Did you watch that show?
Chelsey Donn:Okay.
Chelsey Donn:It reminds me of that, like if Tabitha was there, like she would be like, You're the
Chelsey Donn:If you mess up the entire ship's going down, we have to shut down the
Chelsey Donn:You know, like 'I can just.
Chelsey Donn:See that ha 'I like 'I.
Chelsey Donn:Think we should call Tabitha and be like, Tabitha, you need to go to
Chelsey Donn:Because 'I do think that trim has potential.
Chelsey Donn:Like they don't have, you know, zero stars like they could get there.
Chelsey Donn:They, they seem like they're just 'I.
Chelsey Donn:Don't know.
Chelsey Donn:One hair shy of A', tope, 'I.
Chelsey Donn:Don't know.
Trey Gerrald:does come across as truthful to me.
Chelsey Donn:Yeah.
Chelsey Donn:There's so much information here.
Trey Gerrald:and 'I even said it earlier.
Trey Gerrald:It doesn't seem, This doesn't seem fluky.
Trey Gerrald:It kind of seems like it's probably typical that this receptionist just keeps losing
Trey Gerrald:'I just can't believe you would send someone away like, 'I don't understand.
Trey Gerrald:That seems so odd to me.
Trey Gerrald:Also, you brought it up.
Trey Gerrald:Why is the owner unavailable?
Trey Gerrald:What does unavailable
Trey Gerrald:actually
Chelsey Donn:right.
Chelsey Donn:Does unavailable mean they're in the back or does Una available mean
Chelsey Donn:Either way.
Chelsey Donn:Like even if that was the case and the person came in and they were like, This is the
Chelsey Donn:It's like, well, 'I.
Chelsey Donn:I'm curious cause like you'd think at that point the receptionist would handle it no matter what.
Chelsey Donn:Like I've.
Chelsey Donn:Been an assistant.
Chelsey Donn:So like even if my, if something like this had happened with like my boss that my boss like
Chelsey Donn:'I would still as like their assistant stand up for them and like take the bullet
Chelsey Donn:There's been like an, you know, emergency and she's not here.
Chelsey Donn:But like
Trey Gerrald:Some
Chelsey Donn:we're gonna send you on to Stephanie.
Chelsey Donn:And she's wonderful,
Chelsey Donn:you know.
Chelsey Donn:Make it happen.
Chelsey Donn:So 'I do definitely believe Kim 'I think that there's A' problem here.
Chelsey Donn:'I.
Chelsey Donn:Think 'I.
Chelsey Donn:Could crown Kim 'I feel like we've considered it all?
Chelsey Donn:Is there any 'I?
Chelsey Donn:Mean spelling, grammar obviously great.
Chelsey Donn:We even use semicolons, which 'I don't even know how to use properly.
Chelsey Donn:'I do believe there's like,
Chelsey Donn:Definitely A'.
Chelsey Donn:level A' spelling Champ and like A' A' commitment to writing A'.
Chelsey Donn:Good review.
Chelsey Donn:It's not like one huge chunky long review.
Chelsey Donn:We're, we're dividing into paragraphs.
Chelsey Donn:Looks very, very pretty.
Trey Gerrald:Yeah, 'I.
Trey Gerrald:Think 'I can Crown Kimmel
Trey Gerrald:dutifully.
Chelsey Donn:let's dutifully Crown Kim l.
Trey Gerrald:All right, so ChelseyBD and 'I each have our own set of zero to five crown cards.
Trey Gerrald:In an effort to be fair and not influenced by one another, we will simultaneously
VOICEOVER:The Queens are.
Chelsey Donn:Four and A' Half crowns.
Chelsey Donn:Four and A' half crowns.
Chelsey Donn:The Queens are unanimous.
Chelsey Donn:A' Trey.
Chelsey Donn:You go first.
Chelsey Donn:Why four?
Chelsey Donn:And A' half crowns for Kim.
Trey Gerrald:'I really like this.
Trey Gerrald:Review.
Trey Gerrald:'I appreciate the levity.
Trey Gerrald:Even though someone literally got A', chunk of curly hair cut out revealing
Trey Gerrald:'I took half of A' crown away.
Trey Gerrald:Only because 'I think it does get A' little dicey when you're reviewing on behalf of someone else.
Trey Gerrald:But 'I really get from Kim's review that they sort of are like pushing
Trey Gerrald:And 'I think that this is yet another extension of that A', and it makes me have
Chelsey Donn:Yeah.
Trey Gerrald:You know, 'I took the half crown off because 'I wanted the first
Trey Gerrald:'I think Kim really buried the lead with that
Trey Gerrald:great joke.
Trey Gerrald:I think that that would've helped me get the tone earlier on because you know, reading like
Trey Gerrald:So 'I could have passed on by because 'I didn't wanna like get sucked
Trey Gerrald:into the drama.
Trey Gerrald:But 'I Hope Kim is doing really well and 'I hope that they still have their
Trey Gerrald:So that's why 'I said four and A' half.
Trey Gerrald:Really solid review.
Trey Gerrald:ChelseyBD, why did you say four and A'?
Chelsey Donn:'I said four and A' half for A'.
Chelsey Donn:Similar reason 'I can't give A' five crown to somebody that is not like the
Chelsey Donn:So that was the only reason why 'I took the Half Crown.
Chelsey Donn:Other than that, 'I really believe that Kim L is an A' plus student.
Chelsey Donn:'I think that if Kim L were listening, she might be A' little upset that
Chelsey Donn:So 'I just wanna clarify.
Chelsey Donn:Kim A', you did get an A' Plus in my opinion, on the review itself.
Chelsey Donn:It was really well written.
Chelsey Donn:'I believed you.
Chelsey Donn:All your points were very clear.
Chelsey Donn:You, you said everything in A' way that was both humorous but not shady.
Chelsey Donn:You did the compliment sandwich.
Chelsey Donn:You, you ticked A'.
Chelsey Donn:All of the boxes.
Chelsey Donn:'I just simply had to take off the half crown because 'I wanted to hear from hubby.
Chelsey Donn:Also, in regards to what you said about this feeling very truthful and maybe keeping you from
Chelsey Donn:'I just wanna say 'I.
Chelsey Donn:Think this is A'.
Chelsey Donn:Really good example for this owner to have stepped in and written A' reply to this review.
Chelsey Donn:'I.
Chelsey Donn:Think this is A' Law, right?
Chelsey Donn:This is A'.
Chelsey Donn:Really easy for the owner of Trim.
Chelsey Donn:If you're listening to this review, get on there and like apologize and say, I'm so sorry.
Chelsey Donn:You know, 'I had A' family emergency come up.
Chelsey Donn:You're right, This is completely unacceptable that twice you came.
Chelsey Donn:And blah, blah blah.
Chelsey Donn:'I do wanna give you that free haircut And 'I do wanna make it right and show you that we're A'.
Chelsey Donn:Great Salon, please come back.
Chelsey Donn:You know 'I promise I'll be there, whatever.
Chelsey Donn:And hopefully we'll give you great service and you can amend your review.
Chelsey Donn:Even if that was written there, based on the fact that Kim l did leave space in her review
Chelsey Donn:Think it could have been very impactful.
Chelsey Donn:But unfortunately because we don't have that 'I am left with A' sour taste in my mouth
Chelsey Donn:So 'I think Kim L did an excellent job, certainly worth four, and A' half crowns.
Trey Gerrald:Yeah, 'I agree.
Trey Gerrald:'I definitely had the same feeling about the reply.
Trey Gerrald:I'm surprised that this was four years ago, five years ago, and there's been no
Chelsey Donn:Right.
Chelsey Donn:'I mean easy, easy.
Chelsey Donn:Lo of A' reply.
Chelsey Donn:We already are kind of seeing the owner in A', higher light 'I think we could
Trey Gerrald:Yeah.
Trey Gerrald:'I still have high regard for the owner, honestly.
Trey Gerrald:But 'I feel like that's why 'I think that the receptionist is
Trey Gerrald:they're pulling A' favor for their friend.
Trey Gerrald:Yes.
Trey Gerrald:Something.
Chelsey Donn:right?
Chelsey Donn:Something's gotta be A',
Trey Gerrald:Well, that's fun.
Trey Gerrald:Good job.
Trey Gerrald:ChelseyBD.
Trey Gerrald:That was A' fun.
Trey Gerrald:Number of you trim.
Chelsey Donn:Yeah, trim.
Chelsey Donn:Feel free to defend yourself.
Chelsey Donn:Call in, Say you fired the receptionist.
Chelsey Donn:Let us know.
Chelsey Donn:Not writing you off is A' Small business, but definitely some issues to workout.
Chelsey Donn:Tabitha, Tabitha, Tabitha, are you listening?
Trey Gerrald:that's right.
Trey Gerrald:' A'.
Chelsey Donn:I.
Chelsey Donn:Write my Queen.
Chelsey Donn:We did it.
Chelsey Donn:We have reached the most regal portion of our show.
Chelsey Donn:Trey, who are you?
Chelsey Donn:Inducting.
VOICEOVER:My Royal line.
Trey Gerrald:Well ChelseyBD today, 'I am actually very excited.
Trey Gerrald:'I am going to induct the Internet's cat.
Chelsey Donn:What
Trey Gerrald:Oh, I'm so glad you said what?
Trey Gerrald:So 'I don't know if, um,
Trey Gerrald:you know this or if any of our listeners know,
Trey Gerrald:but there is A' website called Pearl.
Trey Gerrald:P U R R L 'I dot com.
Trey Gerrald:Do you
Trey Gerrald:hear
Chelsey Donn:like A' tiger.
Trey Gerrald:So perley.com is A' website.
Trey Gerrald:What?
Chelsey Donn:Oh my God.
Chelsey Donn:'I can't!.
Trey Gerrald:'I didn't know it.
Trey Gerrald:Meow.
Trey Gerrald:So, okay, so basically there's 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.
Trey Gerrald:There's six different modifiers where you can create A', puring, kitty cat.
Trey Gerrald:You can make it steady, you can make it lively.
Trey Gerrald:You can lengthen or shorten the in and out pers you can make them really far away.
Trey Gerrald:A' really close.
Chelsey Donn:Wow.
Trey Gerrald:Oh, it's such A' distant kitty cat.
Chelsey Donn:Dying to know how and why you found this site.
Trey Gerrald:I'm obsessed with Perley.
Trey Gerrald:Oh, it's A' me.
Trey Gerrald:Okay.
Trey Gerrald:I'm gonna stop it cuz it's A' little distracting.
Trey Gerrald:So, Okay.
Trey Gerrald:I'm
Trey Gerrald:obsessed with
Chelsey Donn:like A' chicken.
Chelsey Donn:Okay.
Trey Gerrald:It did.
Trey Gerrald:It did sound like A'.
Trey Gerrald:It sounded like A' Little Rooster
Trey Gerrald:Camp.
Trey Gerrald:' Chelsey Donn: I.
Trey Gerrald:I'm obsessed with Perley.
Trey Gerrald:'I.
Trey Gerrald:Don't know why it was created.
Trey Gerrald:'I.
Trey Gerrald:Don't know what the intention is, but 'I found an article saying this website, there
Chelsey Donn:Okay.
Trey Gerrald:They were like really rowdy.
Trey Gerrald:They, they like hadn't learned to meow yet, but they were like, they wouldn't sleep regular hours.
Trey Gerrald:They were really like destructive and they put.
Trey Gerrald:This on like A' little um, fob or whatever.
Trey Gerrald:And she left the room and she came back and all of the kittens were asleep.
Trey Gerrald:Snuggling up
Trey Gerrald:to the little monitor fob thing that was playing the pers right.
Trey Gerrald:And then there was this other quote from A' student in college saying that like they would
Trey Gerrald:And 'I just think it's hilarious that like someone created this AI.
Trey Gerrald:Purring kitty cat for like whatever reasons that someone would need that or
Trey Gerrald:want that or could benefit from that and that people are actually like
Trey Gerrald:'I think it's hilarious.
Trey Gerrald:I'm all for white noise, Brown noise, green
Trey Gerrald:noise, any of this sort
Chelsey Donn:Green noise.
Trey Gerrald:Yeah, 'I just saw that video on YouTube the other day and
Trey Gerrald:I'm not necessarily A' cat person.
Trey Gerrald:'I don't have anything against them, but 'I love this.
Trey Gerrald:It is comforting to me.
Trey Gerrald:Those meows did sound like A' Rooster, but um, you know, 'I love it.
Trey Gerrald:So for that reason, 'I wanted to induct purley p u r r l 'I dot com so that all
Trey Gerrald:If you want A' creative comforting companion, then go.
Trey Gerrald:The internet has A' cat.
Trey Gerrald:You can meet Pearly today for that reason.
Trey Gerrald:Pearl, you are My.
Trey Gerrald:Royal Highness for.
Chelsey Donn:Wow, 'I.
Chelsey Donn:Just love that.
Chelsey Donn:This episode was about hairless holes and purring kiddies.
Trey Gerrald:Pusses
Chelsey Donn:'I.
Chelsey Donn:Didn't wanna say it, but you did.
Trey Gerrald:Uh,
Chelsey Donn:man.
Chelsey Donn:All right.
Trey Gerrald:well we did A' Queen.
Trey Gerrald:That is another round on the Are You A' Hairless Hole.
Trey Gerrald:Rq Ferris
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Chelsey Donn:'I like very much wanna get Tabitha to be on our show.
Chelsey Donn:We have to figure out who reps are like that would like be A' major victory just for me personally.
Chelsey Donn:'I love her.
Trey Gerrald:'I.
Trey Gerrald:Mean 'I.
Trey Gerrald:Feel like she was reviewing reviews long
Chelsey Donn:She was like, Yeah, she's A'.
Chelsey Donn:Review Queen.
Chelsey Donn:She's A' Queen.
Chelsey Donn:Tabitha, if you're listening, Tabitha, can you hear me?
Trey Gerrald:'I actually watched Sheer Genius, which was the
Trey Gerrald:reality show she won.
Trey Gerrald:Yeah.
Chelsey Donn:me too.
Chelsey Donn:Okay, great.
Chelsey Donn:Well, we're gonna work on that.
Trey Gerrald:Did she
Trey Gerrald:' actually win I.
Trey Gerrald:Feel like maybe she didn't win, but she was like the fan favorite
Chelsey Donn:Well, she just had, has such A' great personality in that like she was rocking
Trey Gerrald:Yeah,
Chelsey Donn:Tabitha Henry Tabitha coffee,
Trey Gerrald:We'll
Trey Gerrald:talk about her on the after show.
Chelsey Donn:All right, more on that later.
Trey Gerrald:Bye.
Chelsey Donn:'I was gonna say Pussy popping Queen, but 'I can't!.